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#108 I Think My Daughter Likes Bad Boys · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. Okay. When I tell
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Speaker 1: you this, you cannot react. Okay, you have to still
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Speaker 1: continue sitting here in this seat. Do you agree to
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Speaker 1: those terms?
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Speaker 2: I'm ready.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you after the intro. Welcome back to
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Speaker 1: two noting dads. I am Mattie J And I'm Ash
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Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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Speaker 1: the good, it is the.
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Speaker 2: Bad and the relatable.
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Speaker 1: Hang on a second, away, my guy, give yeah, just
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Speaker 1: a little baby, Burt, go.
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Speaker 2: On, my baby, baby baby.
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Speaker 1: Go shoot.
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Speaker 3: Let me just regather myself. First of all, we don't
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Speaker 3: give any advice, never have, no will.
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, promise me you will not call out, You
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Speaker 1: are not get off your seat. You will remain seated
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Speaker 1: after hearing this news.
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Speaker 2: I can't promise you.
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Speaker 1: Well, dude, I'm not going to tell you. You have to
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Speaker 1: promise me. That's the whole thing. This relationship is based
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Speaker 1: on trust.
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Speaker 2: I got to bluff you into telling me.
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Speaker 1: No tell Okay, So do you know who's been locked
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Speaker 1: upstairs the whole time? Don't you go out?
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Speaker 2: Who?
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Speaker 1: Okay, my mum, do you know what she did?
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Speaker 2: She pooped in her own room?
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Speaker 1: No? No, uh, she came home last night, and I
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Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck have you done to your face?
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Speaker 1: I'm talking quietly because she may hear me. She has
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Speaker 1: she fell over. Even worse than that, she has gotten
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Speaker 1: lipstick tattooed on her lips, and her lips currently are
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Speaker 1: very swollen. Oh, and it's they're so bright red. The
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Speaker 1: reds so aggressive, like real, real, like hectic. And I'm
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Speaker 1: not allowed to say anything though she was so she's
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Speaker 1: been so embarrassed. She looked like the joker when she
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Speaker 1: came home last night. And then I don't know, my
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Speaker 1: mom sometimes makes silly decisions, okay, not knowing the full context.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, holy fuck, Ellie, what have you
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Speaker 1: done to your face? And it's going to be like
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Speaker 1: that for apparently a week.
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Speaker 2: So why is she upstairs?
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Speaker 1: She's embarrassed, Well, she's got her own room. Yeah, because
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Speaker 1: then the bathroom is upstairs. The on sweet because she's like,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to see he'll make fun of me.
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Speaker 2: I would never, Yeah, I would definitely would.
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Speaker 1: And I tried to get it to come of the podcast,
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Speaker 1: so I can't. I don't think I can share a
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Speaker 1: photo of her because and then she didn't know we're
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Speaker 1: doing for those of you wondering. We've done two records
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Speaker 1: today with a great guest coming out very shortly. So
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Speaker 1: she thought we're doing one record. So she was like,
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Speaker 1: can I come downstairs and get some food? And I
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Speaker 1: said no, we're about to record another episode. So she's
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Speaker 1: starving herself upstairs right now. Four old things.
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Speaker 2: I'm just picturing the joker.
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Speaker 1: She was wearing a green shirt and she like it
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Speaker 1: also looked so weird last night because she's like, all right,
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Speaker 1: good night, I'm off to bed. She's in her pajama's
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Speaker 1: no makeup, and then the red lips. That's like so
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Speaker 1: bright you have to wear sunglasses?
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Speaker 2: Why did she? Why did she do that?
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Speaker 1: Because she was like, oh, yeah, they'd be great. I
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Speaker 1: don't have to wear lipstick anymore.
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Speaker 2: Is she gone on the Golden Bachelor?
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Speaker 1: Well maybe she is, is she She said, she said,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to. She's denied. She's denied it because
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Speaker 1: she said she's got sher sore foot, so she's worried
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Speaker 1: that she's going to you know, not sleeping chronic pain.
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Speaker 1: Although now that you mention it, the red lipstick, it
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Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense.
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Speaker 2: It sounds making a lot of I think she got.
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of that Simpsons episode, but Homer gets to
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Speaker 1: make up make up.
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Speaker 2: For March.
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Speaker 1: She got Eyeline at tattoo on as much.
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Speaker 2: God, what is she doing out there? I don't know, dude,
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Speaker 2: I can't wait to see it.
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Speaker 1: She used to get sucked into those Daniel's Direct TV deals.
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Speaker 1: We used to have, like the abtronic.
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Speaker 2: At home, who's ab swiveled?
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Speaker 3: You do?
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Speaker 1: We had all the app mom anyway, blessed cotton socks.
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Speaker 3: She's just up and night ordering ship off Daniel's Direct.
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Speaker 3: Does Donald's Direct still exist?
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Speaker 1: I think so. I think they do anyway, So that's
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Speaker 1: why she may come down after the record.
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Speaker 3: I look forward to seeing the Ellie's new features apparently
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Speaker 3: a week a week for it to settle down.
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Speaker 1: For the dye needs to fade a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been tautted before.
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Speaker 1: On your lips. You would look good with the lipstick. Hey,
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Speaker 1: April's been in a body of your content lately.
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Speaker 2: Every now and then she's making a little appearance. People
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Speaker 2: love it.
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Speaker 1: They can't get enough. She's very funny. Is she going
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Speaker 1: to mate? Get her to jump on board the influencer train?
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Speaker 2: Nah? She won't do it?
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Speaker 1: Why not of us?
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Speaker 2: Why us she won't do it.
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Speaker 1: I have a little story of a meltdown that we
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Speaker 1: had recently.
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Speaker 2: Go on you who were talking about this is this
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Speaker 2: is Lola.
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Speaker 3: This is little Lola, and the youngest of the Johnson
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Speaker 3: clan correct clan.
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Speaker 1: Currently three years old. Picked her off from daycare the
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Speaker 1: other day and she was great. She was amazing. I mean,
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Speaker 1: often is Lola when we pick her up. She's just
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Speaker 1: full of smiles, full of energy, having a great time.
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Speaker 1: And very very quickly things turned with Lola and she
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Speaker 1: I think I had this thing on a pick the
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Speaker 1: kids up. I don't know if you do this, I'm
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Speaker 1: sure you ignore all the other kids ash, but I
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Speaker 1: asked the kids what they're having for dinner?
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Speaker 2: The other kids yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, like you know, i I'm like, hey, Timmy, what
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Speaker 1: are having for dinner? And he's like, I'm having chicken nuggets.
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Speaker 1: And I'm like that's great.
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Speaker 3: I don't engage at all, No, because then they like
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Speaker 3: when I go and drop Oscar off, like there's one
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Speaker 3: or two kids and I'm sorry their parents listening, you
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Speaker 3: won't name them.
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Speaker 2: They're like Oscar's dad, Oscar's dad Oscar's dad.
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Speaker 3: Just like no social cues, like they would just keep
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Speaker 3: like to get my attention.
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Speaker 1: They like you, and.
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Speaker 3: I want to engage by like being more friendly than
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Speaker 3: I already have.
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Speaker 1: Like a fist palm, but high far, because.
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Speaker 3: Then it will take me forever to get in and out.
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Speaker 3: And you know me, I'm like, get out of my car.
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Speaker 3: It's my kids.
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Speaker 2: I'm out of here.
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Speaker 1: Kind of got those kids are like give them an inch,
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Speaker 1: I take a mile. Okay, So I like to I
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Speaker 1: like to have the old chat. Just what are you
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Speaker 1: having for dinner? Right, Timmy, let's call them? Said I'm
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Speaker 1: having a hamburger. Oh and I said that sounds delic, Timmy,
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Speaker 1: you enjoy that anyway. Get Lula's bag and she goes,
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Speaker 1: I want a hamburger. Okay, sorry, no hamburger tonight.
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Speaker 2: Why not?
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Speaker 1: We've got spaghetti Boinnes Again, they do have an awful
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Speaker 1: lot of spaghetti.
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Speaker 2: Bolinas just won't need it anymore.
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Speaker 1: Bro, it's a steak.
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Speaker 2: They're on to me.
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Speaker 1: So no, there's no hamburger spaghetti Bolonnes. But I'm like,
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Speaker 1: this will be fine spaghetti. She'll have a little winge.
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Speaker 1: She fights back when she finds out she's having spagetti bioinnes,
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Speaker 1: but then she ends up beating and she loves it.
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Speaker 1: But then in the car, she's like, I want a hamburger.
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Speaker 1: She stepped it up, and she stepping it up okay,
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, there's no hamburger, Like it's spaghetti bolinnies.
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Speaker 1: We'll have it tomorrow night, tomorrow night with a hamburger.
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Speaker 1: She's still going, She's like, oh what O steps it
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Speaker 1: up again, and I'm like, do you know what, I'm
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Speaker 1: not going to engage with this wow, Like I'm not
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Speaker 1: gonna reciprocate. Stop the conversation and that will then she'll
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Speaker 1: she'll run out of steam.
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Speaker 2: Can I just say, please, that's very mature of you,
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Speaker 2: Thank you. I would not do.
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Speaker 1: That, So I just sent the music right up.
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Speaker 2: Okay, well that's very mature.
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Speaker 1: Of you trying just like drown around with some music.
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Speaker 2: What was song?
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Speaker 1: Was it? Best? Bye? Girls?
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Speaker 2: Stop right now?
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Speaker 1: Thank you for if you want to be my lover,
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Speaker 1: you go to get with my friends. Nice, get home
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Speaker 1: and do this fucking hamburger. Chats just continuing so I
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Speaker 1: want a hamburger and dragging her up out of the car,
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Speaker 1: up the stairs full tears, full on tears, like hysterical,
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Speaker 1: still wants his hamburger, barely has a mouthful of food
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Speaker 1: in the bath, still ash, what the hamburgerous?
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Speaker 2: Jess feigning for that burger.
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Speaker 1: Never had this before ever, Like, what the fuck is
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Speaker 1: it with this hamburger? Put it in bed, Still her whimpering,
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, for a hamburger. Okay, we wake up
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Speaker 1: still she's having a week bis and she's like, I
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Speaker 1: just wanted a hamburger. I was like, I get it.
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Speaker 1: They're week bigs. I understand. Tonight we will get you
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Speaker 1: a hamburger. So that night as we went to the RSL. Right,
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Speaker 1: it's tradition. We got the RSL once a week. They
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Speaker 1: save hamburgers.
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Speaker 2: Beautiful kids. Hamburgers are a full adult hamburger. Okay.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, do you know what if she
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Speaker 1: wants you a die hamburger, I'm not going to get
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Speaker 1: in the way.
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Speaker 2: She's Urn't that the amount of winching she's done.
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Speaker 1: I was like, and I picked her up, Hey, guess
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Speaker 1: what time for a hamburger? Oh yeah, hamburger time tonight.
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Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, she's pumped. You get there, go to
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Speaker 1: order it. The till and I'm like, Lola, just double checking,
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Speaker 1: you want the hamburger? And she goes, no, I'd like
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Speaker 1: a pizza.
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Speaker 2: Oh god.
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Speaker 1: And I was like fuck okay. And I was like,
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Speaker 1: let's just let's just rewind a second. She just threw
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Speaker 1: the test's just rewind. You know you've been asking for
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Speaker 1: a hamburger quite a lot.
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Speaker 2: Does she know what a hamburger is?
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Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't, hmm, maybe she doesn't. Anyway, she's like,
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Speaker 1: I want the pizza. And I was like, fuck. It's
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Speaker 1: those kind of situations where it's very hard to know
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Speaker 1: which way to turn.
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Speaker 2: Do you take her word for it?
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Speaker 1: Kids don't know what they want, bro, I figured that out.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So many times they've asked for something. I give them
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Speaker 1: what they've asked for and they're like what is this?
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Speaker 3: Or they do this thing where someone else has something
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Speaker 3: and you know that they don't like it, but they're like.
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Speaker 2: I like it now You're like, no, you don't like
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 1: It's like Laura loves pickles.
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Speaker 2: I bet she does.
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Speaker 1: The kids. I'd like a pickle. You don't want a pickle?
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Speaker 1: I love pickles? Yeah, give a pickle? Like, what the
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Speaker 1: fuck away from me?
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Speaker 3: It's like I had the I was eating the kiwi
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Speaker 3: fruit with the skin on.
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Speaker 1: Delicious.
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Speaker 2: Delicious to me. I love kiwi fruit? Does he? I
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Speaker 2: was like, do yeah, take a bite then, and he
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Speaker 2: was like, I don't like hear for it.
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Speaker 1: It's when mum has a gin and tonic and my
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Speaker 1: thinks it's like phizzy, nice water.
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Speaker 2: I say this physicist time.
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Speaker 1: Is very good. You're gonna hate the tonic water. And
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Speaker 1: she's like, just give us.
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Speaker 2: Let's hit me the strage in So what did you do?
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Speaker 1: What do you reckon? What would you have done in
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Speaker 1: that situation? If you're me for a second, let's imagine
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Speaker 1: what would you have ordered? The pizza or the hamburger.
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Speaker 3: I would have got them the pizza, and then I
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Speaker 3: would have used it against them when they said oh,
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Speaker 3: I said, well, do you recall or record her saying
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Speaker 3: I want pizza?
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Speaker 2: Order pizza?
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Speaker 3: See what she said? And then she's like I wanted
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Speaker 3: a burger. Go, well, here's the receipt for that.
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Speaker 1: That's very good forgod. I ended up ordering both. I
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Speaker 1: should have done both, but I so very expensive. Now
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Speaker 1: bro Oh yeah, I know the pizza and oh.
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Speaker 2: You can see I saw it coming on my mind.
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Speaker 1: Why are you making life so hard for me.
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Speaker 3: Right now, I've got to gripe with hamburgers an Oscar please,
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Speaker 3: in particular Oscar so happy meals.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I always go the nugget route because I know they'll
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Speaker 3: eat them every now and then, and April falls for
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Speaker 3: it every time.
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Speaker 2: I will not.
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Speaker 3: I refuse to fall for it, and I won't stand
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Speaker 3: for it. Is Oscar every now and then will go
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Speaker 3: to I want a cheeseburger instead, and I'm like, you
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Speaker 3: won't eat it. All you'll do is eat the bread
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Speaker 3: on top, like pick at the bread and leave the
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Speaker 3: paddy and leave everything else.
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Speaker 1: What about if you go no mustard, no onion? Still
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Speaker 1: want to eat it? No? Right?
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Speaker 3: Every time he does it without fail every time, and
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Speaker 3: April's like, no, no, he had some of my mind.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, you are so you're so easy to manipulate.
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Speaker 3: Like so she'll get in it, and then he'll do
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Speaker 3: the exact same thing, and every time I'll be like
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Speaker 3: see and it's not like he'll take a bite out
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Speaker 3: of it and then put it down to be like
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Speaker 3: a half.
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Speaker 2: Had it enough? And then I can come in like
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Speaker 2: a seagull swoop it up.
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Speaker 1: Because I was going to say that. Surely it's not
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Speaker 1: the worst thing for you. If something mangles it up,
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Speaker 1: he mangles it. It's so ugly looking with a nugget,
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Speaker 1: they can leave a nugget. I'm like, that's a fresh
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Speaker 1: piece of gold. Yes, that's gone straight my mouth, delicious.
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Speaker 1: Granted I did eat butter chicken out of have been
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Speaker 1: one time. But the three piece or six piece nuggets
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Speaker 1: always get the extra because they're mine. Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's like an extra, like fifty cents.
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Speaker 1: You're a wise man.
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Speaker 2: I am once.
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Speaker 3: Someone has once told me that anyway, so he every time,
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Speaker 3: and I'm like, and then we had some friends stay
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Speaker 3: over the other day and they are a little bit older,
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Speaker 3: the kids, and they had burgers and ate them like burgers,
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Speaker 3: and well they when they ordered them and aprils formed
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Speaker 3: for it again And what did he do?
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Speaker 2: The exact same fucking thing.
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Speaker 1: Can I just say happy meals? I remember them being
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Speaker 1: three dollars forty five. Yeah, they're like twelve bucks.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you get two sides, so you get some apples,
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Speaker 3: you get some chips, apples, and the apples a shit out.
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Speaker 2: Let's be My kids love the apples the most. I'm
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Speaker 2: just driving through. I'm like, just give us some apples.
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Speaker 1: Kids happy, But they're like, I've eaten, I've had some
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Speaker 1: of the apples. They're they're sorry.
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Speaker 2: From which McDonald's. You gotta go to the better McDonalds.
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Speaker 1: Because we've aways going down south. We go like we
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Speaker 1: are we stopping at the engadeen machas I mosh themselves.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I can't go to our local McDonalds anymore because
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Speaker 3: I was in there the other I usually drive through
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Speaker 3: with my app get a coffee or whatever before I
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Speaker 3: come here, because it's right in the Kindyeah, no problems.
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Speaker 2: I had to piss, so I had to stop and
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Speaker 2: walk in.
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Speaker 3: And there was a collective group of girls behind the
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Speaker 3: counter working there, and one of them asked me if
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Speaker 3: I'm the TikTok guy, and I was.
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Speaker 1: Like, the TikTok guy?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Is that offensive? No?
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Speaker 2: But now it's like I.
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Speaker 3: Go there incognito and now I've been cognitoed and I
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Speaker 3: don't and I'm like, I can't come back here.
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Speaker 2: Now that's it. This is it for me.
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Speaker 1: Dude, You're about to get free stuff from macis.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, they've got laws against that. Now I'm
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Speaker 3: not a play but yeah, I can't. I rang able
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Speaker 3: straight away. I said, that's it. We can't go to
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Speaker 3: this McDonald's anymore.
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Speaker 1: So where are you getting your coffees from?
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Speaker 2: Just raw dognity?
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Speaker 1: Now, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great
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Speaker 1: that you're like a big thing within the younger generation.
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Speaker 1: Well done.
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Speaker 2: She was a little bit older.
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Speaker 3: It's like seventy. It was embarrassing. Now I've also got
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Speaker 3: to grow up with Macy, that little princess.
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Speaker 1: What has she done?
15:48
Speaker 2: Have you let your kids watch the original Lion King?
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Speaker 1: I think we watched the new one.
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Speaker 2: It's fucking weird, isn't it.
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Speaker 1: I can't. I dipped in for a second action. I
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Speaker 1: wasn't hugely into it. If I'm being really honest, I
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Speaker 1: don't think they've seen the original.
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Speaker 3: There's a scene in that movie which we all know
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Speaker 3: is probably one of the saddest scenes in cinematic history.
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Speaker 1: What the one with the cliff and Scar. I don't
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Speaker 1: want to ruin the movie for anyone.
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Speaker 3: It's it's the scene where Scar throws more faster off
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Speaker 3: the cliff.
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Speaker 1: Well, there you go, just ruined it for people who
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Speaker 1: haven't seen it.
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Speaker 3: ALERT very sad after that, very sad. I can't even
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Speaker 3: watch it still tears. No, okay, quite the opposite. I
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Speaker 3: thought it had you.
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Speaker 1: Nope.
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Speaker 3: So I've come home the other day in April's put
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Speaker 3: the linking on. I'm okay with that. And then I'm like,
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Speaker 3: are we gonna again skip the scene? She's like, no,
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Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's time today.
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Speaker 2: I've seen it. I see what happens, because usually we
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Speaker 2: skip all that bit.
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Speaker 1: Why don't you because it's just too emotional.
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Speaker 3: Emotional maybe for me, but they just thought the Simba
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Speaker 3: got lost.
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Speaker 1: Sim is the dad? Right? So whoa so fast as
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Speaker 1: the dad? Sorry, I apologize, so look at me like that.
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Speaker 3: Anyway, we've seen the scene. No sadness out of Macy.
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Speaker 3: She seemed to resonate more with the villain or the
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Speaker 3: bad guy, so for the rest of the movie she
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Speaker 3: kept going on about, where's the bad guy?
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Speaker 2: I want to see the bad guy Scar again.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, So she started to resonate with the bad guy
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Speaker 3: of every everything is we.
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Speaker 1: Watched Taste with the Bad Boys?
17:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she was like, what were we watching? Lelo
17:37
Speaker 3: was Stitch? Is he the bad guy? Where's the bad guy?
17:40
Speaker 3: I want to see the bad guy? We went to
17:43
Speaker 3: the Zoo the other day when saw the Lions, where's
17:45
Speaker 3: the bad guy?
17:47
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, she wants the bad guy.
17:49
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense, though, because she does
17:52
Speaker 1: like me quite a lot. I happened to be a
17:54
Speaker 1: bad boy, a bit rough around the edges, said, no
17:58
Speaker 1: trouble back in my day. What's the spended twice from
18:01
Speaker 1: high school? Maybe you can pick up on that. Ye,
18:04
Speaker 1: she noticed, she sees how I drive that to one.
18:07
Speaker 1: You went over to my place and now she'd be like,
18:09
Speaker 1: I've moved on from everywhere we go now and everything
18:14
Speaker 1: we watch.
18:14
Speaker 3: Anything she wants there has to be a bad guy
18:17
Speaker 3: in a because she resonates way more with the bag.
18:20
Speaker 2: She's a bit evil, this child. But I am concerned
18:23
Speaker 2: that she's going to start to like the bad boys
18:27
Speaker 2: as she gets a little bit older.
18:28
Speaker 1: Which scares me because how is she at daycare? Very
18:31
Speaker 1: good question, Mike, Lola has a little crush on one boy.
18:34
Speaker 3: There is a boy I willn't remain nameless, of course, yes,
18:37
Speaker 3: but I mean it's so far, so good.
18:39
Speaker 2: I haven't met the little trouble maker yet.
18:41
Speaker 1: Well, mate, that's why if you went in there instead
18:42
Speaker 1: of asking you about what they're having for dinner, you.
18:46
Speaker 2: Get to know him. But I'm like, oh, I don't know.
18:51
Speaker 3: It's like the first taste of one day she's going
18:53
Speaker 3: to grow up and bring a boy home, and like,
18:57
Speaker 3: you've got double the trouble.
18:58
Speaker 1: Okay, so happened to me, oh recently, Yeah, I don't
19:03
Speaker 1: want to say which child it is. It was Marley.
19:05
Speaker 1: For those of you wondering, she's five. So she came
19:08
Speaker 1: home five and a half. Sorry, yes, thank you for
19:11
Speaker 1: the correction. She came home and she's like, Daddy, I'm
19:15
Speaker 1: getting married.
19:16
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry, daddy, I'm getting married.
19:20
Speaker 1: That was so wet. Ash ordered some sweet potato fries,
19:25
Speaker 1: which is bad for two reasons. One they both make
19:29
Speaker 1: us very sleepy and two they make you very gassic.
19:32
Speaker 1: It's not that it's the Christmas Ham? Did you have
19:34
Speaker 1: Christmas Ham this morning? Also, it's November. It's November. Christmas
19:39
Speaker 1: Ham is available all year out. It's just it's just
19:43
Speaker 1: so called Christmas ham. It's just called get this ham.
19:46
Speaker 1: Why are you calling it Christmas ham?
19:47
Speaker 3: Because we're leading into Christmas, trying to get festive, trying
19:50
Speaker 3: to get the spirits.
19:51
Speaker 2: Just shoot me.
19:53
Speaker 1: Okay, So Marley's come home and She's like, Dad, I'm
19:56
Speaker 1: getting married. And I was like, whoa, whoa slow down?
20:00
Speaker 1: He didn't ask me from a mission, and I was like,
20:02
Speaker 1: who is it? She told me his name and I
20:04
Speaker 1: was like, who is that boy? I was like, I
20:07
Speaker 1: couldn't remember who it was? So I had to go
20:09
Speaker 1: through the daycare app.
20:11
Speaker 2: So you stalked it and I was like, is he
20:13
Speaker 2: talked him like? It's an Instagram model? You're let me
20:17
Speaker 2: go deep into the archive?
20:18
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, is this here? And she says, no,
20:21
Speaker 1: it's Rupert. I was like, okay, is this here? No,
20:23
Speaker 1: that's Timmy. Okay. Found the guy and I was like, hey,
20:26
Speaker 1: he's all right.
20:27
Speaker 2: He's okay, Okay.
20:29
Speaker 1: I don't hate him. I love him. And I was like,
20:31
Speaker 1: why this again? This is opposite to Macy. I was like,
20:35
Speaker 1: why do you want to marry him? She goes, because
20:37
Speaker 1: he's really nice to me.
20:38
Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely. But they're the ones you got to
20:40
Speaker 2: look out.
20:40
Speaker 1: For, right right. So I was like, how are we
20:45
Speaker 1: going to do this? And she goes, I want to
20:46
Speaker 1: write him a letter. She's really into She like can
20:49
Speaker 1: write a few words, and she's I want to write
20:51
Speaker 1: him a letter.
20:51
Speaker 2: She's secret genius.
20:53
Speaker 1: And pulls out like a feather.
20:54
Speaker 2: I was like, what is namean?
20:58
Speaker 1: I haven't told her name?
20:59
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Rupert, I love that, And they what do
21:04
Speaker 3: you do?
21:05
Speaker 2: You luss over me? Mally May Johnson pretty much?
21:13
Speaker 1: So she's like, I want to give him a card,
21:15
Speaker 1: and I want to give him a gift. Okay, so
21:17
Speaker 1: all good gifts for five year old. So I've got
21:19
Speaker 1: some lollies give him that I think she had, like
21:21
Speaker 1: a mini slinky. We're the ones that you get from like,
21:24
Speaker 1: you know, the birthday party bag. Very dangerous, but also
21:28
Speaker 1: I had to smuggle these things in. Remember we can't
21:31
Speaker 1: have sweets at school.
21:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ask April friendly tips on that?
21:34
Speaker 1: No, I should have. I should have.
21:36
Speaker 2: She would do really well in prison.
21:38
Speaker 1: So we've written this letter, We've got the lolly, we've
21:41
Speaker 1: got the toy, and she goes, I want to give
21:43
Speaker 1: it to him as a gift in the morning and
21:45
Speaker 1: then let him know that I want to marry him.
21:47
Speaker 1: And I was like, great, I'm in on this, perfect
21:51
Speaker 1: And I said, do you want to put all that
21:52
Speaker 1: in your bag and then give it to him or
21:55
Speaker 1: do you want to like just do you want to
21:56
Speaker 1: hold it? And she goes, I want to hold it all. Okay,
21:59
Speaker 1: So that morning, we're a little bit late going to
22:02
Speaker 1: daycare and by the time we rock up, all the kids.
22:06
Speaker 1: Normally when we drop the kids off, they're kind of
22:08
Speaker 1: playing like it's playtime, so they're playing like in the
22:11
Speaker 1: corners or whatever. But because I've rocked up late, all
22:14
Speaker 1: the kids were sitting on the mat in a circle, right,
22:19
Speaker 1: And I said to Mary, I'm like, hey, you don't
22:22
Speaker 1: have to give it to him now, because you know,
22:24
Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's nerve wracking, that's it, so
22:27
Speaker 1: we can put it in your bag and then we
22:29
Speaker 1: can give it to him later. But she was pumped, okay,
22:33
Speaker 1: so pumped she got want to give to him now.
22:35
Speaker 1: Nice Marley is absolutely shitting herself. She's so nervous, which
22:39
Speaker 1: is adamant because all the kids are like, Marley, what's that?
22:42
Speaker 1: What do you got in your hands?
22:43
Speaker 2: Does she? And also does she have enough for all
22:44
Speaker 2: of them? Not at all.
22:45
Speaker 1: She's got one for the boy to marry, that's it.
22:48
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Mary, we can just we can put
22:49
Speaker 1: it back in the bag like this is like with
22:51
Speaker 1: pull the pin. And then she's like, no, I want
22:55
Speaker 1: to do it. So nervous goes up to him, hands
22:59
Speaker 1: it and everyone's like, oh my god, what is she doing? Anyway?
23:03
Speaker 1: I was like, I just left it to it, right,
23:05
Speaker 1: What did she say? I didn't. I didn't hang around
23:07
Speaker 1: for that. Oh you let look, okay, I put a
23:09
Speaker 1: bag down in the locker. I got out of there.
23:12
Speaker 1: I had to tell the teacher because the teacher was like, oh,
23:14
Speaker 1: that's a contraband. And I was like, so sorry you do.
23:17
Speaker 2: It's under the sandwich and I like, look, okay, so
23:19
Speaker 2: did you fill you in? Like later on?
23:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I picked her up, okay, burst into tears.
23:23
Speaker 2: What happened?
23:24
Speaker 1: He said, I don't want to marry you. I'm too young.
23:29
Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair.
23:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, he could have been marrying into a very powerful family.
23:34
Speaker 2: I could have a house and other Dolly, you don't
23:36
Speaker 2: know that.
23:37
Speaker 3: The thing with like gifting, Like Oscar, we went to
23:41
Speaker 3: a birthday on the on the weekend and straight away
23:44
Speaker 3: they've got no chill, these kids. So he was like,
23:47
Speaker 3: I want to hold the present to take it, fine,
23:50
Speaker 3: no worries. Anighbor was like, yeah, but well when we
23:52
Speaker 3: get there, we'll give it to you. As soon as
23:54
Speaker 3: you got there, that his main priority is to have
23:58
Speaker 3: the gift. When he's walking in to give it to
24:00
Speaker 3: the boy, like there's no chill. And then it's like
24:02
Speaker 3: the mum of the kids like, oh.
24:04
Speaker 2: I put it over there with the other presents.
24:05
Speaker 1: And I was just like, what do you mean?
24:09
Speaker 2: I wanted him to open it so that we can
24:10
Speaker 2: play with it together. It's my story on that one.
24:17
Speaker 2: I've got a fart.
24:18
Speaker 1: Again, go out, No, I refuse too fair. I haven't
24:23
Speaker 1: smelt one. Yeah, very wet.
24:25
Speaker 2: I would throw this pillow out.
24:28
Speaker 1: Done on the pillows, bro.
24:33
Speaker 3: Sorry Christmas ham gets me every time. Honey, saltiness the Brian.
24:41
Speaker 3: Those parts are briany anyway, Okay, come on, okay, Matthew,
24:46
Speaker 3: let's play a little game we like to call parenting
24:50
Speaker 3: hack or fuck that. As you know, with your girls,
24:55
Speaker 3: you don't cut their hair?
24:56
Speaker 1: Do You did do a fringe?
24:57
Speaker 2: But how did that go?
24:58
Speaker 1: Really good? Yeah?
25:00
Speaker 2: I did it well. Bangs?
25:02
Speaker 1: What are bangs?
25:04
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen my mother in law's hair? They're bangs.
25:07
Speaker 1: It's like like a fringe. Right. What are they called bangs?
25:12
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've always been confused. People mentioned bangs
25:14
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I did buy these fringe and
25:17
Speaker 1: I tried to do Lola's fringe, which she freaked out
25:19
Speaker 1: last minute, so I didn't do it.
25:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oscar's a nightmare.
25:22
Speaker 3: Do you know my mother in law has had the
25:24
Speaker 3: same haircut since she was a child.
25:27
Speaker 1: Mix it up, Mix it up.
25:28
Speaker 2: So tell her that it's Meredith.
25:30
Speaker 1: But she does.
25:31
Speaker 2: She does look great, she does, if she's listening, she does.
25:35
Speaker 3: I wanted to show you something that I just can't
25:37
Speaker 3: stumbled across because Oscar touch or go when he cut
25:40
Speaker 3: his hair, and as well as right, you think that,
25:44
Speaker 3: but how do you scin to sit still? Also, every
25:47
Speaker 3: now and then he gets he's scared of the clippers
25:50
Speaker 3: because of the noise, and like sometimes he's fine.
25:55
Speaker 2: I've got to bribe him a lot. But I've come
25:57
Speaker 2: across this. I thought it was genius.
26:04
Speaker 3: So it's a little boy and they put a they
26:08
Speaker 3: put him in a cardboard box, essentially cut a headhole.
26:12
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, that looks like torture. I imagine if
26:19
Speaker 1: you were doing that to Oscar and someone came over unexpected,
26:22
Speaker 1: how would you explain that?
26:25
Speaker 2: I would say, this is what you call.
26:26
Speaker 1: A parenting hacket, I mean traumatic for the child. Yes,
26:33
Speaker 1: effective at haircuts.
26:35
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's like essentially it's like a cardboard box straight jacket.
26:39
Speaker 2: It's very good.
26:41
Speaker 3: I also like the clipp that they've got seems to
26:44
Speaker 3: have some sort of and I don't know where.
26:45
Speaker 2: To get this from, has like a little vacuum on
26:47
Speaker 2: the front of it.
26:48
Speaker 1: Very good.
26:48
Speaker 2: So it's a double. It's a double. In the one video,
26:51
Speaker 2: I love how.
26:52
Speaker 1: There's like a big foot saying like do not do
26:55
Speaker 1: not stomp on this.
27:00
Speaker 3: Very good anyway, So hack or that's a parenting hat.
27:03
Speaker 3: Thank you two from two for me.
27:05
Speaker 1: Very good from you.
27:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
27:06
Speaker 2: Do you know I had someone reach out to me.
27:08
Speaker 2: You know, last week I did the the.
27:11
Speaker 3: Ziplock bag over the hand yeap one. Someone messages me like,
27:14
Speaker 3: dar me, like.
27:15
Speaker 2: That's not you.
27:17
Speaker 3: They like when I broke when I used to break
27:19
Speaker 3: bones and had the cast, their parents would wrap their
27:22
Speaker 3: whole arms in a plastic bag.
27:24
Speaker 1: So I'm not making money from this, bro I no, yeah,
27:26
Speaker 1: I'm not selling zip lock bags.
27:28
Speaker 4: All right.
27:32
Speaker 1: I have a long listener question here, all right. This
27:35
Speaker 1: one is from Britt.
27:37
Speaker 2: Hello Britt.
27:38
Speaker 1: She says, I have a four month old and I've
27:40
Speaker 1: caught up on all of your reps now oh wow,
27:43
Speaker 1: I know. Well, it's impressive. I will probably be in
27:46
Speaker 1: the top three percent for the upcoming Spotify wrapped for
27:49
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. We'll wait and see. Britt confidence very little, Arrogan.
27:58
Speaker 2: We love you, Britt.
27:58
Speaker 1: Sorry, you always made me laugh, and I love your
28:02
Speaker 1: guests too. This is it's very self indulgent for me
28:05
Speaker 1: to read this.
28:05
Speaker 2: I'm liking it.
28:06
Speaker 1: I had awful pregnancy with my son.
28:08
Speaker 2: I had enough about that. Get back to us.
28:14
Speaker 1: Hyper Excuse me, Brett, I apologize, I'm butchering this message.
28:17
Speaker 1: Hyper hyper messis hypermesis gravidarum.
28:21
Speaker 2: That's Latin for something else that's got to be Latin.
28:24
Speaker 1: Well, she says, it's basically vomiting and nausea the whole time.
28:28
Speaker 1: Despite this, just say vomiting and na the whole time.
28:32
Speaker 1: Despite this, my baby is ridiculously cute, so of course
28:36
Speaker 1: that makes you want to have another one. So if
28:38
Speaker 1: we did have another one, it will be carefully planned.
28:42
Speaker 1: We are about it the pregnancy part, but very good
28:45
Speaker 1: at the conception part. All right, alright, good on YouTube.
28:49
Speaker 1: Well done, Brett, Which is why I'm asking this silly question.
28:52
Speaker 1: What season do you think is best to have a baby,
28:55
Speaker 1: and she goes on to add we had a winter baby,
28:58
Speaker 1: which was nice with all the cuddles and layers. So
29:00
Speaker 1: I can't imagine having a summer baby. But can you
29:02
Speaker 1: tell me what you think is the best season for
29:05
Speaker 1: having a baby in your experience? Well, actually been pregnant many.
29:10
Speaker 3: Times, not me personally, but my wife has many times.
29:15
Speaker 2: Two times.
29:15
Speaker 1: I've only had sex twice too, So when was Maci born?
29:20
Speaker 1: Start with my eldest. Eldest's winter baby. June didn't enjoy
29:25
Speaker 1: that too cold, But also we didn't.
29:27
Speaker 3: Realize how cold our apartment was at the time. Because
29:30
Speaker 3: when you don't have a child, and as it is
29:32
Speaker 3: you two, you're like, might just check another later on,
29:36
Speaker 3: simple as that.
29:37
Speaker 1: What about what about pregnancy? Then you would have been
29:42
Speaker 1: I guess you would have only just been had a
29:44
Speaker 1: little taste of pregnancy during summer.
29:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, early on too, because it's like six that it'll
29:49
Speaker 3: be the third like the second and the third month
29:52
Speaker 3: would have been in summer. But then she's not overly uncomfortable.
29:56
Speaker 1: But for April being pregnant throughout like March, April fine, fine, enjoyable.
30:04
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say enjoyable, is it ever? Enjoyable.
30:07
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, should.
30:13
Speaker 2: We house cape? Yes, for those listening and don't know,
30:20
Speaker 2: Aprile is my wife and my Hello darling, She had said,
30:25
Speaker 2: are you guys recording it? No, it's only our job, babe.
30:31
Speaker 3: But we had a listener question about the best season
30:34
Speaker 3: to have a baby.
30:35
Speaker 1: I know the exact answer to that. Take it away
30:38
Speaker 1: exactly what we called you both.
30:40
Speaker 2: As you know, Matt and I have never been pregnant.
30:42
Speaker 4: So what I would say springtime the best season to
30:47
Speaker 4: have a baby for multiple reasons go on. A couple
30:51
Speaker 4: of go on. So I would say it's a little
30:54
Speaker 4: bit warmuch during the evenings, especially when you're getting up
30:57
Speaker 4: in the middle of the night. You're not that heavily
31:01
Speaker 4: pregnant throughout like a really hot summer or anything.
31:03
Speaker 2: You're just heavily pregnant through winter, so.
31:05
Speaker 1: It's nice to just rug up.
31:07
Speaker 4: And when your child is going to big school, there's
31:11
Speaker 4: no well should I send him early, should I send
31:14
Speaker 4: him late? Just there's only one option. So there's my
31:17
Speaker 4: top three reasons for springtime.
31:19
Speaker 1: I am glad you're here.
31:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just struggling with that one because we
31:23
Speaker 3: thought we don't know, but no, that's very good.
31:27
Speaker 2: Any other questions for April while we've got it, man,
31:30
Speaker 2: I'm good for now. Thank you, April.
31:31
Speaker 3: Well, we'll bring you back if we need anything else.
31:33
Speaker 3: But we appreciate that you really got us out of
31:34
Speaker 3: a jam with that one. I'll tell you what I'll
31:37
Speaker 3: make you didn't want to get home as.
31:38
Speaker 2: Sound appreciate it.
31:39
Speaker 4: I've already pre cooked my own meal.
31:41
Speaker 1: But that's okay.
31:42
Speaker 2: Did you pre cook me one?
31:44
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
31:45
Speaker 3: I'll just go to fuck myself saying okay, good night,
31:47
Speaker 3: I mean bye, Britt. I really hope that answers your question.
31:52
Speaker 1: Thank goodness for April and over for the last few weeks,
31:54
Speaker 1: she's been very helpful, very helpful. Share about your dinner,
31:57
Speaker 1: sorry about.
31:57
Speaker 3: That's right, just opens the doors opportunity for what I'm
32:01
Speaker 3: going to have.
32:01
Speaker 1: What are you going to have?
32:02
Speaker 2: Cereal leftover?
32:04
Speaker 1: Zeial?
32:05
Speaker 3: Okay, next question this is from Jen, and Jen wants
32:08
Speaker 3: to know who is entitled to visit your newborn baby
32:13
Speaker 3: in the hospital.
32:15
Speaker 2: You just give them birth. Ye, people want to visit you,
32:17
Speaker 2: some people do, some people don't.
32:19
Speaker 1: Look my opinion on this is probably a little bit
32:22
Speaker 1: different to Laura's. I think childbirth is one of the
32:25
Speaker 1: absolute miracles of life, Ash, and I wouldn't want to
32:28
Speaker 1: restrict an opportunity for anyone.
32:31
Speaker 2: Anyone, any man, woman or child to.
32:34
Speaker 1: Be a part of that process. I think if you
32:36
Speaker 1: ask and there's space. I made a mistake when it
32:40
Speaker 1: came to Marley's childbirth, Lola. We were in COVID, so
32:44
Speaker 1: it was just there was no option. It was me
32:45
Speaker 1: only with Marley. My mom was like, can I be
32:49
Speaker 1: in the room delivery. I would say, yeah, you can
32:51
Speaker 1: be there. What My memory is a little foggy, but
32:54
Speaker 1: I remember just saying yes, and then I remember at
32:58
Speaker 1: the time, this is my mother to Brisbane, and I
33:00
Speaker 1: think I just said to Laura, like, oh, and by
33:03
Speaker 1: the way, I've got that meeting tomorrow at midday and
33:05
Speaker 1: my mum's going to be in the delivery suite.
33:08
Speaker 3: I got two tickets to the delivery too, going once, so.
33:12
Speaker 1: She was there and then but also we had some complications.
33:17
Speaker 1: Marley was posterior, so head down facing the wrong way
33:21
Speaker 1: and we were in the public hospital down the road
33:24
Speaker 1: at the time. There was an obstetrician who was on call.
33:28
Speaker 1: He came into the room and then not long after
33:32
Speaker 1: that there was like a group of doctors. They were students.
33:36
Speaker 2: They oh, that's right, I think you told me this.
33:39
Speaker 1: And then next thing, someone says, do you mind if
33:42
Speaker 1: I come in with a students? They just wanted to
33:43
Speaker 1: observe what's happening. There must have been about eight of
33:46
Speaker 1: them plus the teacher. I said, sure, come on in
33:52
Speaker 1: the more of the marrier. And next thing, Laura was
33:55
Speaker 1: kind of looking at me, and there was like fucking
33:56
Speaker 1: twenty people in the room, and I was just like.
34:00
Speaker 2: You're doing great, babe. You got an audience.
34:02
Speaker 1: Now keep it up in high insight.
34:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.
34:05
Speaker 2: Probably shouldn't have done that. No, I would say, not
34:08
Speaker 2: your best move.
34:09
Speaker 1: I'm an inclusive kind of guy.
34:11
Speaker 2: You were just like, who else wants to come in?
34:13
Speaker 1: But then I think and then childbirth afterwards, we kind
34:17
Speaker 1: of like we didn't stay long in the hospital. We
34:19
Speaker 1: kind of got the hell out of there same day.
34:21
Speaker 1: We had one night. One night, yeah, and then and
34:24
Speaker 1: then Laura was like, I want to go home. We
34:25
Speaker 1: were there for like a week, but then April had
34:27
Speaker 1: the sea section sea section, so he came to visit.
34:29
Speaker 1: You guys.
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Speaker 3: April's mom and dad. My parents lived on a gold
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Speaker 3: coast that wasn't going to be immediate like with this
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Speaker 3: is with Oscar. And because we didn't have we had
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Speaker 3: a date in mind. It wasn't a planned sea section.
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Speaker 3: It was emergency. She just went into labor and it
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Speaker 3: was just like my parents just wanted updates here and there.
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Speaker 3: April's mom and dad were around, so they were the
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Speaker 3: first on scene, I would say, And then over the
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Speaker 3: next corresponding days, none of my family came, hm, and
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Speaker 3: they were just like, I'll just give you a space
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Speaker 3: and then we'll come over, come over the house when
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Speaker 3: you're back. And I think that's appropriate too. Sorry, I'm
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Speaker 3: trying to got a burp and a yawn.
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Speaker 1: But we're just starting now to get a few whiffs
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Speaker 1: of your farts from before.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, from the pillow.
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Speaker 1: They're making their way down stream.
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Speaker 2: I don't know, embarrassed, But.
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Speaker 3: We did have one family member who shall remain nameless, Uh,
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Speaker 3: just turn up to the hospital. Obviously intentions were good. Yeah, right,
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Speaker 3: they didn't come to harm my child. They've come to
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Speaker 3: welcome a child. They had balloons and all sorts of.
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Speaker 1: Shit bearing gifts.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, bearing giars, which is great, but inappropriate to turn
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Speaker 3: up unannounced. Yeah, And I was pretty polite, and I
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Speaker 3: sort of thankfully grouped this particular relative in with April's
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Speaker 3: parents and saying, look, April's just she needs some rest now.
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Speaker 2: So it's just it's not really appropriate to go in
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Speaker 2: and see her.
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Speaker 3: And they take that fine because I grew them on
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Speaker 3: together and I was I was honest.
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Speaker 2: I could have been like, get the hell out of here.
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Speaker 2: What anyway?
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Speaker 3: I think I think grandparents sweet and Annie and Annie
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Speaker 3: and uncle.
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Speaker 2: That's probably about it. Maybe a strong maybe, Oh, it
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Speaker 2: depends how closure.
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Speaker 3: Like my sister and I are really close, so it'd
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Speaker 3: be like if my sister was like, hey, I wanted
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Speaker 3: to come and meet little Gertrude.
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Speaker 2: I'd be like, come on over.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, I think that's about it. Like we stayed
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Speaker 3: in hospital for a while and there was like other patients,
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Speaker 3: my new mum, and there were some big, big gatherings
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Speaker 3: going on.
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Speaker 2: Like it's also what do you mean it's also.
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Speaker 3: Probably cultural too, I would say, like I don't want
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Speaker 3: to Yeah, it was just like smashing plates like it's
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Speaker 3: a Greek wedding. I was like, what.
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Speaker 1: Is on baseball flying? What's going on over there? What
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Speaker 1: was the biggest gathering you saw in the hospital.
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Speaker 2: There was an Islander family.
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Speaker 1: How roughly how many sixteen fift eight, sixteen to eighteen.
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Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
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Speaker 3: Yeah that was singing what Yeah, it was annoying, but anyway, No,
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Speaker 3: it was lovely for them.
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Speaker 2: I think like, if you marry into that family and then.
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Speaker 3: That's what you end up with, you'd be like, but
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Speaker 3: thankfully not for us. We were tucked away in the
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Speaker 3: corner nicely, and I think it ended up just only
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Speaker 3: being my mother and father in law.
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Speaker 2: They really visited this.
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Speaker 1: And you know what, that's fine as well.
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Speaker 2: That's fine.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I don't think the Islanders We're looking at your little
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Speaker 1: gathering and be like, oh, that's so sad, bud.
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