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EPISODE 15: "Here lies Snooki: The Aliens Got Her" (PART 2) · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it mama clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:07
  Speaker A: Heck yeah, it's mama clock somewhere.
• 0:31
  Speaker C: Should we get McDonald's? I'm starving. I didn't eat yet.
• 0:35
  Speaker B: Excuse me. If this girl has McDonald's for you. She's a fake and a phony.
• 0:38
  Speaker C: No, I'm not.
• 0:39
  Speaker A: You know, I eat French fries from McDonald's and McFlurries, hun.
• 0:43
  Speaker C: See, I would love a large fry.
• 0:44
  Speaker A: I would do that.
• 0:47
  Speaker B: Still love pickles.
• 0:48
  Speaker A: You gotta order it.
• 0:49
  Speaker B: Any pickle?
• 0:50
  Speaker C: Yeah. No. Spicy pickle.
• 0:52
  Speaker B: Do you like, like the mini baby pickles?
• 0:54
  Speaker C: Yes. My grandma used to put them in a harsh charcuterie board.
• 0:57
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's my favorite kids.
• 0:59
  Speaker C: The weenie baby pickles.
• 1:00
  Speaker B: My kids love weenie pickles.
• 1:02
  Speaker A: I like the horseradish pickles.
• 1:05
  Speaker B: Have you ever done a pickle back shot? Do you like pickle back shots?
• 1:08
  Speaker A: They're disgusting.
• 1:08
  Speaker B: My husband loves those.
• 1:09
  Speaker C: No, they're good. I like them.
• 1:10
  Speaker B: Those are like his favorite.
• 1:12
  Speaker A: I mean, you love pickles.
• 1:13
  Speaker C: Yeah, it.
• 1:14
  Speaker B: It kind of kills.
• 1:14
  Speaker C: I never did a pickle martini, though. Like, a good one.
• 1:18
  Speaker A: Are you like, actually obsessed with pickles? Like you say you're obsessed with pickles?
• 1:20
  Speaker C: Yes. In the back in the day, it annoyed me because I'm like, I just love pickles. Why is everyone just like, they would just give me pickles and I'm like, give me something. Give me like, give me else. I don't want a pickle. So I got annoyed that I love pickles so much that they were gifting me pickles.
• 1:38
  Speaker B: Should have had a platter of pickles for her.
• 1:40
  Speaker C: I love pickles.
• 1:41
  Speaker A: Oh, that is so funny. She's like, I just want to eat a pickle. That's why making this a big deal. Oh, literally, I can't. Okay, so answer my question though. When did you realize that you were like famous names? Like, I'm actually. This is happening.
• 1:53
  Speaker C: I think we wrapped season one and we didn't know it was gonna happen. So after we wrapped the episode or the whole season, it was the end of August and we went home. We went back to our lives. Like, I tried to finish school. Everyone went back to their job.
• 2:07
  Speaker A: Finishing school is crazy. Where were you?
• 2:10
  Speaker B: School? Where were you?
• 2:11
  Speaker C: I was going to Ulster Community College. Okay. To be a vet tech.
• 2:15
  Speaker B: Awesome.
• 2:15
  Speaker C: So nothing crazy from the gecko? Yeah, I just wanted to save animals and be with animals. And it literally paid. Like, at the time it was like 25 grand a year. It was nothing. So I knew I had to do something else because I wasn't gonna make a living. But I thought I was going to live with my parents forever, so it was fine.
• 2:32
  Speaker A: And here we are.
• 2:33
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 2:34
  Speaker A: So that was like, after season one, you were like, fuck.
• 2:36
  Speaker C: Well, after season one, when it finally aired, it was like a year. It took. It took a whole year, I feel, to. To air. And we were like, did we just do that for nothing?
• 2:45
  Speaker B: Oh, we were like. It was like a. None of the stagnant part where it was.
• 2:48
  Speaker C: Yeah. None of the promos were coming out. We were like, oh, I guess, like, so they didn't reach out to you.
• 2:52
  Speaker B: Oh, that's like a very weird time where it's like, you just did this whole big thing and now you're back a year.
• 2:57
  Speaker C: I don't know. It was actually a year, but we were like. We just, like, felt film that whole season. Where is it? There's no promos. There's no.
• 3:02
  Speaker A: We didn't even know communication.
• 3:05
  Speaker C: Yeah. We were like, I guess we just did that for nothing. But we had a great time. Like, let's meet up. So we met up. We went to ac. We did Harrah's. Like, we were doing, like, things off camera, but that still didn't air. So we were like, I guess we just did that for nothing. Then the police finally.
• 3:20
  Speaker B: And did you make genuine connections back then? Like, after the season one?
• 3:23
  Speaker A: Did you.
• 3:24
  Speaker B: Did you.
• 3:24
  Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:25
  Speaker B: You loved.
• 3:26
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 3:26
  Speaker B: We were all close. Okay.
• 3:27
  Speaker C: So we tried to get together as much as possible.
• 3:29
  Speaker B: That's nice.
• 3:30
  Speaker C: But then the promos came out, the episode aired, and then they were like, all right, it's a good show. We're gonna fly you guys to la. And I never really traveled before. I went to Florida like, twice. They were like, we're. You're go. You guys are going to la first class. And we were like, first class to la. Like, what is happening? We get to LA and we get into the hotel. It was like a rich hotel. And we're like, oh, my God, Such a rich hotel. And we're like, how do we afford this? Like, we're all broke.
• 3:58
  Speaker B: You're young.
• 3:59
  Speaker C: And the bathroom is, like, the size of this room. We're like, what are we doing?
• 4:04
  Speaker A: Never seen a bathroom this big.
• 4:05
  Speaker C: We're like, what are we doing? And they were like, okay, so we have Kimmel lined up Jimmy Fallon. We're doing E. News. And we were like, oh, my God. So we do all these things, and we were supposed to leave like, a Friday, and we do all the things, and they're like, okay, we're Gonna send it till Tuesday because all these other outlets want you since you're here.
• 4:24
  Speaker A: So.
• 4:25
  Speaker C: So we stay that weekend. We go out to a club because we wanted to go out. We want to have fun. We go out to a club. We're waiting in line and they grab us. They're like, you guys are coming in. We're like, okay. Like, you saw our show.
• 4:38
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 4:39
  Speaker C: We get into the VIP. Lindsay Lohan.
• 4:42
  Speaker A: No.
• 4:42
  Speaker C: Leonardo DiCaprio. No. And we're just hanging out with them. Me and Jenny are like this Leonardo DiCaprio and he's like, GTL, bro.
• 4:49
  Speaker A: And we're like, shut the up.
• 4:51
  Speaker C: Lindsay Lohan has her ankle bracelet on. She's still not supposed to le her house.
• 4:57
  Speaker A: And Lindsay's like, hey, guys.
• 4:58
  Speaker C: We're like, we.
• 5:00
  Speaker A: I star struck. We were freaking.
• 5:03
  Speaker C: We were freaking out.
• 5:04
  Speaker B: So epic.
• 5:06
  Speaker C: Hanging out with Jack Dawson from Titanic and Leonard DiCaprio.
• 5:11
  Speaker B: I'll never let go, Jack.
• 5:12
  Speaker C: No. We were dying. So after that night, we were like, what is life? They want us to stay in la. We're hanging out with Jack Dawson and.
• 5:19
  Speaker B: I saw your re that recreation. Not your recreation, but when didn't you post the recreation of Titanic? Was that you?
• 5:26
  Speaker A: Yes. She was under the war. Yeah.
• 5:28
  Speaker B: The AI did it.
• 5:29
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:30
  Speaker B: It was like she posted a new ending.
• 5:32
  Speaker C: I love Titanic. It's my favorite movie ever.
• 5:33
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 5:34
  Speaker A: So good.
• 5:34
  Speaker C: I know all the lines.
• 5:35
  Speaker A: That is so epic.
• 5:36
  Speaker C: So after that, we were like, oh, I think we're a big deal here.
• 5:40
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 5:40
  Speaker B: So that, that.
• 5:41
  Speaker C: And then we got back home and they were like, all right, season two, we're going to Miami.
• 5:44
  Speaker B: So when she was hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio, she realized she was famous in that. That's it.
• 5:49
  Speaker A: That is the craziest thing. Like, when I tell you, like, that is not an authentic, like, becoming.
• 5:54
  Speaker B: Wait, were you single back, like, at that moment? So did you ever hook up with, like, a cool celebrity that I need to know about?
• 6:01
  Speaker C: No.
• 6:02
  Speaker A: Do you wish you did?
• 6:03
  Speaker B: Can you please go back?
• 6:04
  Speaker C: Oh, me? I think me and Jenny were trying to hook up with Leo. I think we got too drunk. Damn.
• 6:08
  Speaker A: He's like, okay, I gotta go.
• 6:10
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 6:10
  Speaker C: And then I think Usher tried to, like, hang out with me and Jenny. Something. Something happened.
• 6:16
  Speaker A: Something happened. You didn't fuck.
• 6:18
  Speaker C: I blacked out and I walked away and I said bye. I said bye to Usher and just walked away.
• 6:24
  Speaker A: Not by to Usher.
• 6:26
  Speaker C: Nicole, it's a blackout thing.
• 6:28
  Speaker B: I know you have a problem.
• 6:31
  Speaker A: I can't.
• 6:32
  Speaker B: Maybe you should go to Mexico.
• 6:34
  Speaker C: I don't Think I would have slept with Usher, but why not? I said bye to Usher.
• 6:37
  Speaker A: I'm saying bye to Usher.
• 6:38
  Speaker B: I love Usher.
• 6:39
  Speaker A: Me, too. I love Usher.
• 6:40
  Speaker B: He's, like, one of the good ones.
• 6:42
  Speaker A: He's an OJ Usher. Yeah, I love him for sure. Wait, that's crazy. I'm, like, still processing that situation. Yeah. That's insane. Okay, DiCaprio, forget it. I know I'm having a stroke.
• 6:55
  Speaker C: A little bit of stroke.
• 6:56
  Speaker A: Okay, so, like, are we. Are you trying to retire, Snooki? Are you, like, not, like, the word or.
• 7:02
  Speaker C: No, no.
• 7:03
  Speaker A: It's like you're part of you.
• 7:04
  Speaker B: She can't retire.
• 7:05
  Speaker A: I know. I'm saying, like, are you sick of it or.
• 7:06
  Speaker B: No. I mean, she's probably.
• 7:07
  Speaker C: I used to be. When I first had my son Lorenzo, I was like. Right. Like, I'm transitioning into, like. No.
• 7:13
  Speaker A: Postpartum, I assume.
• 7:14
  Speaker B: Transitioning.
• 7:17
  Speaker C: No.
• 7:18
  Speaker A: Do you think at any postpartum you were too busy to even go there?
• 7:22
  Speaker C: Yeah, I think I was too busy to go there.
• 7:23
  Speaker A: Do you feel like you.
• 7:24
  Speaker C: But I do feel like at a certain point.
• 7:26
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 7:27
  Speaker C: That I was, like, not feeling myself, and I got worried, but it went away.
• 7:32
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 7:32
  Speaker C: So I don't think I.
• 7:33
  Speaker A: What would you. What did you feel like?
• 7:35
  Speaker C: Not myself. Depressed. I didn't want to do anything.
• 7:39
  Speaker A: You think it was, like, the fame, though, with the baby, or you think it was just like.
• 7:42
  Speaker C: I don't know. I don't know.
• 7:44
  Speaker A: Maybe that's postpartum.
• 7:45
  Speaker C: Did you suffer?
• 7:46
  Speaker A: Yeah, I had bad postpartum, which I feel like I don't. I talked about it. Like, no one knows how bad it was. I still kind of feel like I struggled really bad. Yeah. Like, I was. And I didn't realize it until now. I didn't have the normal postpartum where you're, like, in the room, closed door, don't want to go out, don't want to do anything. I had, like. I would call it postpartum anxiety. I would feel like I just was, like, I just had so much anxiety about everything.
• 8:08
  Speaker B: Like, you could. If you were with her, you could tell she was not.
• 8:11
  Speaker A: It was like an outer body experience. Like, I was. Like. I was looking at myself from the outside. It was, like, really weird. Like, I would. Like, I would be, like, driving sometimes, and, like, I would. I would be like, am I supposed to be driving my son around? Like, I feel like it was. I can't explain it unless you go through it. It's like a disassociation.
• 8:26
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah. So I definitely didn't Have.
• 8:27
  Speaker A: I had that. And then I had, like, paranoia. I have really bad paranoid. I would think people were, like, putting stuff in my coffee.
• 8:33
  Speaker B: She thought she was getting drugged all the time.
• 8:35
  Speaker A: All the time. I kind of still feel that a little bit. You see?
• 8:37
  Speaker B: You mean when I drugged your shot right there?
• 8:39
  Speaker A: Yeah. I still, like, I have bad paranoia, which was part of, like, the postpartum anxiety. So I. So I looked it up and I like, talked to other people about it and then.
• 8:46
  Speaker C: Did you go to therapy?
• 8:48
  Speaker A: No, I didn't do anything.
• 8:49
  Speaker B: Italians don't believe in therapy.
• 8:50
  Speaker A: And the last thing I had was, like, I was really bad. I had like, I like, really bad, like, germaphobe. Like, it heightened a lot. Like, I was really bad, like, with my son. But, like, it was weird. Like, I feel like it was with, like. I don't know. Like, I just was, like, worried. I wasn't worrying about my son getting sick. Like, I was just worried about, like. I don't know. I can't explain it. Like, just my house, like, having so many germs all over it. It was weird. Like, I had those three things and, like, it's a lot better now. But I didn't really seek help and I just kind of struggled. And I struggled with my husband, I struggled with my kid. And I struggle. Like, I didn't have, like, the normal. So, like, it wasn't easy to talk about with people because I didn't have, like, the depression in my room, wouldn't want to leave. I just had, like, weird things. Like I couldn't.
• 9:33
  Speaker C: Anxiety, like, full blown.
• 9:35
  Speaker A: Full blown. And I couldn't relate to anybody. And I just kind of would talk out loud to Michael and he would help me get through it, like on a daily and just tell me everything's fine. Like, I had weird food things. Like I was like, I can't eat this. Like, it would make me sick. And then I can't take care of my kid.
• 9:49
  Speaker B: Like, that you were nervous about getting.
• 9:50
  Speaker A: I didn't want to eat because I was like, if I eat this chicken, it'll make me sick. And I can't take care of Geo. So now I can't leave my house. Like, it was weird.
• 9:57
  Speaker C: Like, oh, you hate chicken.
• 9:58
  Speaker B: What?
• 9:58
  Speaker C: Psycho.
• 9:59
  Speaker A: I hate chicken.
• 10:00
  Speaker B: You know, she can't even touch chicken.
• 10:01
  Speaker C: Psycho.
• 10:02
  Speaker A: Psycho.
• 10:02
  Speaker C: You would hate how I cook chicken.
• 10:04
  Speaker A: No, I know. How do you cook chicken? Your hands probably. I can't.
• 10:07
  Speaker C: I just. I just.
• 10:08
  Speaker B: I do the hand slap chicken, but I put.
• 10:10
  Speaker C: I put like a cooking sheet on.
• 10:11
  Speaker A: The seven layers of gloves. On my hands.
• 10:13
  Speaker C: No. Yeah.
• 10:14
  Speaker A: So anyway, that was me. I'm definitely 1000% better. I didn't get help or I didn't take medication.
• 10:20
  Speaker C: You're going to die. Aunt Jan, she was cooking cutlets this morning and she gave Angelo the breaded cutlet.
• 10:27
  Speaker A: Not cooked.
• 10:28
  Speaker C: And he was like this.
• 10:29
  Speaker A: No, no, no.
• 10:30
  Speaker C: He was holding the uncooked chicken. No, that's breaded.
• 10:33
  Speaker A: He's germs for life.
• 10:34
  Speaker B: I sent her a video of Joey cooking chicken cutlets. My son. And she lost her mind.
• 10:40
  Speaker A: Why would you ever let him.
• 10:41
  Speaker B: He was.
• 10:41
  Speaker C: I was like, dom's not going to like that Angel. It's like the one day I'm going to see Dom and you're holding in a raw chicken.
• 10:48
  Speaker A: No, I would never.
• 10:49
  Speaker C: He was like.
• 10:49
  Speaker A: It was like a fish. He was not. No, no. Freaked out.
• 10:53
  Speaker C: Janice kept giving it to him. Like, hold this.
• 10:55
  Speaker A: Old school moms like that, they don't give a shit. They don believe in any of that stuff. But, yeah. Anyway, I'm better. Thanks for asking. I'm okay.
• 11:02
  Speaker C: Poor Mike.
• 11:03
  Speaker A: I'm okay. Everybody, I'm okay. If anybody was wondering out there, I'm fine.
• 11:06
  Speaker C: She's doing great. All right.
• 11:08
  Speaker B: So real talk.
• 11:10
  Speaker C: Yeah, so real talk. As a mommy, I never suffered from anxiety or bad thoughts or anything. But I think recently, the last couple years, I'm, like, freaking out about my kids getting hurt or something bad happening to them. I have, like, a bad feeling that, like, my kids are going to die. Like, one of them is going to die. And I don't know, I just freak out. So I'm constantly praying every single day that my kids are healthy, they have a beautiful life. They live till they're like 80 years old. Like a great, beautiful life. And I'm always freaking out that something bad is going to happen to them. And I know that's like, part of, like, being a mommy.
• 11:43
  Speaker A: Do you think it's like an intrusive thought or you think like, you're having dreams, like, what do you think, like, triggering it?
• 11:48
  Speaker C: I was just randomly.
• 11:49
  Speaker B: I feel like it's like just being a mom, you're just always.
• 11:51
  Speaker C: Just randomly. I'm like, I don't want my kids to die before me, or I don't want. Want anything bad to happen to them.
• 11:56
  Speaker A: That's the worst.
• 11:57
  Speaker C: I'm always freaking out about my kids, something bad happening to them. So they always see me praying and doing this. And, like, I'm always like, I think I need to be medicated.
• 12:06
  Speaker A: And that's a new thing. I think I think so.
• 12:08
  Speaker B: Somebody get this girl.
• 12:10
  Speaker A: So I need to. Can we share a doctor?
• 12:12
  Speaker C: I started talking to a therapist about it and they're like, it's just your anxiety of being a mom and wanting them to be protected.
• 12:17
  Speaker A: You never had anxiety?
• 12:19
  Speaker C: Never.
• 12:19
  Speaker A: So I wonder where it came from. Did they say?
• 12:22
  Speaker C: No, it's just like part of being a mom. And just like you get these ticks. So now I have ticks to where I have to swallow on an even number. And if I don't swallow on an even number, really, then I'm gonna wake up and one of my kids are gonna be dead. It's just. It's psychotic things.
• 12:38
  Speaker A: Like.
• 12:39
  Speaker C: It's psychotic. No, I developed ocd. Yeah, for sure. So I started. I'm sorry. I'm starting to talk to a therapist and now I want to actually be medicated because it's taking over my life.
• 12:51
  Speaker A: To where like you feel like.
• 12:52
  Speaker C: It's like I'm like t things on an even number.
• 12:54
  Speaker B: If it's like debilitating, you need random things.
• 12:56
  Speaker A: You think it's coming in your every day. That's when you know.
• 12:59
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:59
  Speaker C: I'm praying 10 times a day that my kids don't die.
• 13:02
  Speaker A: And I believe in medication. Like, I know it works.
• 13:04
  Speaker C: I do.
• 13:04
  Speaker A: Of course, I come from like a family history who has been. People in my family have been medicated. I've seen it work. I just don't want to be in it long term. So that's why personally I'm like, if I go on this medication, I'm going to be on it forever. And I don't want to be, but I know it helps.
• 13:17
  Speaker C: It just regulate thing.
• 13:18
  Speaker A: And I have those types of thoughts. I don't do like the ticks or anything. I don't tap anything. But I definitely, like, don't eat the certain foods. I check expiration dates. Like I do that kind of.
• 13:28
  Speaker C: That's normal stuff. But I'm talking about swallowing. If I drink a water, it has to be eight SIPs or something's going to happen. Or the volume has to be. If the volume's on a five and I go to sleep, something's bad.
• 13:42
  Speaker A: That's on a daily.
• 13:43
  Speaker C: It has to be on a four or a six or an eight. Yes.
• 13:47
  Speaker B: Have you always.
• 13:47
  Speaker C: And I'm just like, I need to calm down. Yeah, Always even numbers. It always has to.
• 13:52
  Speaker A: So tell me what the therapist has been saying, though.
• 13:54
  Speaker C: Like, that I should get on something.
• 13:56
  Speaker A: Really?
• 13:58
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:58
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker B: I mean, it will definitely help.
• 14:00
  Speaker C: Yeah. So I haven't.
• 14:01
  Speaker A: And you've never gotten that. No.
• 14:03
  Speaker C: Because I never had anxiety. Anxiety like that.
• 14:05
  Speaker B: But that's the thing.
• 14:06
  Speaker C: Now I'm just like. And now that my kids are getting older, so they're going to be going out, and, like, I don't have control of anything.
• 14:13
  Speaker A: I think it's a. Your kids are getting older, you feel like you're spinning out of control. And now the OCD is coming in and.
• 14:18
  Speaker C: Yeah, it just happened.
• 14:19
  Speaker A: It's happening.
• 14:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:21
  Speaker A: I, like, study this all the time.
• 14:23
  Speaker C: Yeah. So it's a thing. And I think it's normal, but it's scary.
• 14:25
  Speaker A: It's scary.
• 14:26
  Speaker C: But the fact that I'm like, I can't sip a water without think about.
• 14:31
  Speaker A: Isn't that crazy?
• 14:32
  Speaker C: Or six sips.
• 14:33
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 14:33
  Speaker C: Or I'm grabbing a straw and then I think, oh, that straw is going to kill them. That color. So I have to get them the green straw. Just. So I go back and get the green straw and I'm like, okay, he's gonna live. Like, it's psychotic.
• 14:45
  Speaker A: So normal. It really is, I'm telling you. But it's not normal for you. So that's when you know that you need to be.
• 14:51
  Speaker C: No, that's when I know something's wrong.
• 14:53
  Speaker A: Something's wrong.
• 14:54
  Speaker C: I need to calm down.
• 14:55
  Speaker A: No, I know. I feel that on so many levels. And I'm actually so happy and thankful that you're sharing that because sometimes I feel, like, out of control, spiraling that, like, in my fucking. Like, is something wrong with me? Like, why am I the only one that feels this way? Because Psycho. Not for nothing, but, like, you don't know anything I'm talking about when I talk about anxiety and stuff like that. But good for you. Like, you don't have to deal with any of that stuff. But it's hard because I feel like anybody I talk to is like, my husband. Like, he has different anxieties than I do. He barely does. But I'm saying, like, it's hard when no one relates to you. But then when you hear stories like this, it's like, okay, I don't have that type of shit, but. So you do deal with it.
• 15:27
  Speaker C: It's starting. Starting with now my new thing is Angela's underwear. So I'm giving him a bath and I go and get his underwear, and it's Sonic or Toy Story.
• 15:37
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker C: So I picked the Toy Story and I walk away and I'm like, no, if you pick the Toy Story, he's gonna break a bone, go back to the room. So I go back and I get the Sonic and I'm like, okay, he's safe now. Now I'm like, girl. Something.
• 15:50
  Speaker A: Something's wrong.
• 15:51
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker A: How long has this been happening? Two years. Wait, really? Something.
• 15:57
  Speaker C: Oh, I hate that underwear. I'm gonna get the other one.
• 15:59
  Speaker A: Are you sure?
• 16:00
  Speaker C: Like, I hate that shirt. I'm gonna get the other one. So he's alive.
• 16:02
  Speaker A: Like, I feel like you're not. You're so. You're still on the surface of it, where you can get help and it'll be good. You're not so deep yet, which is a good sign.
• 16:09
  Speaker C: No, I think if I'm, like, okay with myself and I go and switch it, then I'm fine, everything's good.
• 16:14
  Speaker A: But you might think a lot.
• 16:16
  Speaker C: In my head, it's just like, no, you need to go back and get the other pair, because if not, something bad's gonna happen to him.
• 16:22
  Speaker A: I kind of feel that, but, like, not to the extreme.
• 16:25
  Speaker B: That's just, like, a debilitating way to.
• 16:27
  Speaker A: Debilitating?
• 16:28
  Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, it takes seconds. It's fine.
• 16:30
  Speaker A: But it goes away.
• 16:31
  Speaker C: I'm just like, oh, God. Like, why am I thinking like that?
• 16:33
  Speaker B: Right?
• 16:34
  Speaker A: Yeah, but you're not used to it because you've never dealt with that.
• 16:36
  Speaker C: I never had anxiety in my life.
• 16:38
  Speaker A: Knowing you, you've never had anxiety.
• 16:40
  Speaker C: I think it's just starting.
• 16:41
  Speaker A: So what made you go like, hey, I need a therapist? What was, like, the first sign for.
• 16:44
  Speaker C: You saying, this color straw is not right or he's gonna die. So let me get the blue straw. So he will live.
• 16:51
  Speaker A: Right. At least you can laugh about it.
• 16:54
  Speaker C: No, it's psycho.
• 16:55
  Speaker A: I know it is. And I feel you on so many levels. Maybe not that specifically, but I feel like help is needed, you know, when.
• 17:01
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker A: And you're there.
• 17:02
  Speaker B: And I think a lot of people feel that way.
• 17:04
  Speaker A: I don't know why I'm so scared to just, like, get help.
• 17:07
  Speaker C: So it's very normal to feel crazy.
• 17:09
  Speaker A: Things as a mom.
• 17:11
  Speaker C: You're just worried about your kids, and you never want anything, like, tragic to happen because you're seeing in the news.
• 17:16
  Speaker B: All these, oh, my God, horrible things. I can't watch the news.
• 17:22
  Speaker C: And. Yeah, it's. You can't escape it. It's just. It keeps getting worse.
• 17:25
  Speaker A: People are gonna steal me at all times of the day. So, Yeah, I feel that, but I just feel like it's the world, like, we live in right now. It's so. Such a scary place, and I feel like that's what's happening to us.
• 17:34
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker A: Our brain is. You don't understand how strong our mind is. It's triggering you to feel like you were. Something's gonna happen to your kids if you don't pick a green straw.
• 17:42
  Speaker C: Yeah. And now I'm a doomsday prepper.
• 17:44
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker C: So I'm ready for the apocalypse.
• 17:46
  Speaker A: No, stop.
• 17:47
  Speaker C: No.
• 17:47
  Speaker A: I have been on that stuff. I can't.
• 17:49
  Speaker C: Johnny thinks I'm insane.
• 17:50
  Speaker A: Absolutely.
• 17:51
  Speaker C: I have bins ready to go. I have food for years. I have weapons for years. I have. I has.
• 17:59
  Speaker A: Look at this kid.
• 17:59
  Speaker C: Okay.
• 18:00
  Speaker A: On your side.
• 18:00
  Speaker C: Yeah. Because something's. Something's going down eventually.
• 18:04
  Speaker A: Just be prepared.
• 18:05
  Speaker C: No. Anything.
• 18:06
  Speaker A: When.
• 18:07
  Speaker C: Like, I just bought aliens. Yeah. Yes. I was abducted before. I have. Shut up. I was. I was. I have. What do you mean? When?
• 18:18
  Speaker A: In your past time.
• 18:19
  Speaker C: When I was 13. I swear to God. No. Gianni thinks I'm nuts. Gianni hates me.
• 18:26
  Speaker A: You were brought.
• 18:28
  Speaker B: Brought by the aliens?
• 18:29
  Speaker C: I was in my mom's pool, and I looked up. Because I grew up in upstate New York, so there's a ton of UFOs. Like, people see. I was in my mom's pool, and I saw a ufo, and it was, like, bouncing back and forth, and I swear we were, like, saying hello to each other, and I was like, oh, that's weird, because I'm very intuitive. I. I can feel spirits, and I. I feel things. Gianni thinks I'm nuts, but I feel things. And I went to bed, and I had a dream that I was in a ship and there was aliens over me. They hit my neck. They hit, like, back here. They, like, touched my neck, and I went through a portal, and I woke up. I woke up like this. Like, whoa. No. And I was like, oh, my God. It was a crazy dream. And then there's a hole in the back of my neck. A perfect little hole in the back of my neck.
• 19:13
  Speaker A: No, there is not. Show me.
• 19:14
  Speaker C: So I'm like, I swear. Janelle always picks it. Yes. I get blackheads where.
• 19:24
  Speaker A: It'S not. I have to say down. Oh, my God. You do have a hole.
• 19:32
  Speaker C: Perfect hole. And it goes deep.
• 19:34
  Speaker A: Freaking out.
• 19:35
  Speaker C: So that's why I was like, oh, my God. And I always believed in aliens.
• 19:38
  Speaker A: My Google search is gonna be aliens from here on out.
• 19:40
  Speaker B: I don't like that.
• 19:40
  Speaker C: Well, I did some alien podcast about it, and they.
• 19:42
  Speaker A: I saw.
• 19:43
  Speaker C: They believe me.
• 19:44
  Speaker A: They believed you?
• 19:45
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:46
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. So what's gonna happen to us in how many years? How much time do I have?
• 19:49
  Speaker C: Well, supposedly, there's an alien ship coming. That's, like, Seven miles long, and they're gonna kill us. But we'll see.
• 19:55
  Speaker A: So you're prepared. You have, like, a lot of food, so.
• 19:57
  Speaker C: Yeah. So much.
• 19:58
  Speaker B: I don't have anxiety, but can we take a shot? Because you're making me anxious.
• 20:01
  Speaker C: I'm just saying I'm a doomsday part. You have to be prepped for anything if you're staying in the house. If you gotta grab your. And go, like.
• 20:08
  Speaker A: Tornado warning. Yesterday I almost had a stroke. I was by myself in the house.
• 20:10
  Speaker C: Tornadoes are the least of our worries.
• 20:13
  Speaker A: The aliens.
• 20:14
  Speaker C: We got World War III with radiation. You got to get the mask, so you got to go underground.
• 20:19
  Speaker A: Can you send me a link?
• 20:21
  Speaker C: A nuclear mask? I spent 3 inches of 500 a piece on these masks.
• 20:26
  Speaker A: No, you didn't.
• 20:27
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 20:27
  Speaker B: All right, we're going to snucky's house.
• 20:29
  Speaker C: Everyone come to my house.
• 20:30
  Speaker A: Is that why you want me to buy a house next door to you?
• 20:32
  Speaker C: Yeah. So we are.
• 20:33
  Speaker A: We're together. We're bonded.
• 20:34
  Speaker C: Yes. Weapons, food, everything.
• 20:37
  Speaker A: Oh, he has weapons. Forget it.
• 20:39
  Speaker C: In the house, I only have bow and arrows, so.
• 20:42
  Speaker B: All right. Can we actually take the shot? Because you guys are.
• 20:44
  Speaker A: You're the only one taking the shot.
• 20:46
  Speaker B: There's a shot.
• 20:47
  Speaker A: Me and Nicole can't. Right.
• 20:48
  Speaker C: It's Rose.
• 20:49
  Speaker A: Oh, okay.
• 20:50
  Speaker B: It's a Rose shot.
• 20:52
  Speaker C: It's Rose.
• 20:52
  Speaker B: Okay, we switched over because you guys are dumb.
• 20:54
  Speaker C: It's Rose.
• 20:56
  Speaker A: I'm fine. I'm not taking the shot. I'll take a sip. Oh, my God. I don't. I can't. Come on. These are coming. I need to take a shot.
• 21:05
  Speaker C: It's.
• 21:07
  Speaker A: This is your Ros.
• 21:08
  Speaker C: Yes, it's Ros. We are drinking.
• 21:10
  Speaker B: You're so dramatic.
• 21:12
  Speaker A: Ros.
• 21:14
  Speaker C: Ro.
• 21:14
  Speaker A: Where'd you find these mini shot glasses?
• 21:16
  Speaker B: They're cute.
• 21:17
  Speaker C: And cheers to aliens.
• 21:19
  Speaker B: Cheers to aliens.
• 21:20
  Speaker A: I'm glad they're listening.
• 21:21
  Speaker B: Are they?
• 21:23
  Speaker C: It's a Rose.
• 21:24
  Speaker B: You guys have never. Oh, I've never thought about it.
• 21:27
  Speaker C: This is good. I know.
• 21:29
  Speaker B: Everybody drink this. What's it called?
• 21:32
  Speaker C: Did you guys ever do Power Hour? If you do power Hour, my Rose, you're gonna be blacked out.
• 21:39
  Speaker A: Why? Is it, like, strong high alcohol? Yeah. Wait. It's actually really good.
• 21:44
  Speaker B: It's actually so good.
• 21:46
  Speaker A: Buy her wine snack. Where are you selling? Just on your side.
• 21:48
  Speaker B: As if we are gonna help her. Mama clock is helpful.
• 21:51
  Speaker C: Yes. Imagine. Well, I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get into Walmart. I know Walmart's here. Don't sell alcohol. But everywhere else, Walmart sells wine and That's a good.
• 22:02
  Speaker A: That's good.
• 22:02
  Speaker C: So I'm trying to get into Walmart.
• 22:04
  Speaker A: Okay, well, I mean.
• 22:08
  Speaker C: Where do we go from here? I don't know.
• 22:09
  Speaker B: I. I need to switch it up because you guys are really freaking me out with it.
• 22:12
  Speaker A: She's definitely.
• 22:13
  Speaker C: Just be prepared.
• 22:14
  Speaker A: Okay, I'm coming over.
• 22:15
  Speaker B: I'm going with a game.
• 22:17
  Speaker A: Okay, fine. We like games.
• 22:19
  Speaker B: Okay. Meatball memory test.
• 22:21
  Speaker A: Oh, I love that.
• 22:21
  Speaker B: Are you a meatball?
• 22:22
  Speaker A: Wait, yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker B: Still. Will you still say your meatball?
• 22:26
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 22:26
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 22:27
  Speaker C: Yeah. In the right environment.
• 22:30
  Speaker A: This is not a right environment, though.
• 22:32
  Speaker B: I mean. Yeah, but if.
• 22:33
  Speaker C: I know I'm not going back to my kids. Yeah. Like, yeah, if we film for two days and I know I'm away from the kids, me and Dina will definitely be moonballs.
• 22:39
  Speaker A: Oh, I love that.
• 22:40
  Speaker C: Like drinking.
• 22:40
  Speaker A: Can you explain to us, though, what that means?
• 22:43
  Speaker C: So being a meatball is. And everyone always says, oh, it's your height and it's your weight. No. Anybody.
• 22:48
  Speaker A: It has nothing to do with.
• 22:49
  Speaker C: You could be six foot and skinny as. You can still be a meatball. It's not about your weight and your height and being a little fat stomp. It's a. You could be tall and skinny.
• 23:00
  Speaker A: Does she just use just pork or veal or what? She has beef.
• 23:03
  Speaker C: I just can't. So anybody could be meatball. It's just about having a good time. You don't give a about what anybody thinks, and you just want to have a good time and drink and you don't care.
• 23:12
  Speaker B: I want to be meatball every day.
• 23:13
  Speaker A: Also. We are meatballs right now.
• 23:15
  Speaker B: Right now.
• 23:15
  Speaker C: Let's go.
• 23:16
  Speaker B: Okay, I'm gonna say a quote, and you have to tell me who said it.
• 23:20
  Speaker A: Oh, God.
• 23:22
  Speaker C: Okay.
• 23:23
  Speaker B: All right. This is the meatball game. Okay? I'm not white trash, but I do love spaghetti.
• 23:29
  Speaker C: Who the said that? Like, any. Anyone.
• 23:33
  Speaker A: Any from the cast?
• 23:34
  Speaker B: Your roommate.
• 23:38
  Speaker A: You said it.
• 23:39
  Speaker C: You said I said that? You're lying.
• 23:44
  Speaker A: Swear. You absolutely swear, baby. That's hilarious.
• 23:47
  Speaker C: I do not remember. Okay, that was Dren next.
• 23:50
  Speaker B: Dren said it drowns at it.
• 23:52
  Speaker A: You don't even know how to spell mvp, Mike. Yeah. Good job. Get him.
• 23:59
  Speaker B: I'm gonna go into the bathroom and call my mom.
• 24:02
  Speaker A: This is so easy.
• 24:04
  Speaker C: Me or Gina?
• 24:05
  Speaker A: No.
• 24:06
  Speaker C: Vinnie.
• 24:07
  Speaker A: Yes. I don't fight girls, but I'll make an except.
• 24:18
  Speaker C: Ron.
• 24:19
  Speaker A: Who?
• 24:19
  Speaker C: Ronnie.
• 24:20
  Speaker A: No, I don't fight girls, but I'll make an exception for you.
• 24:23
  Speaker B: Say it was more like, oh, I.
• 24:25
  Speaker A: Don'T fight girls, but I'll make an exception for you.
• 24:28
  Speaker B: Okay. That was okay.
• 24:30
  Speaker A: Again, I don't fight girls, but I'll make an exception for you. Am I doing better?
• 24:36
  Speaker C: You're saying exception wrong.
• 24:38
  Speaker A: Am I?
• 24:40
  Speaker C: You're saying the word wrong.
• 24:42
  Speaker A: Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out, time out. Wait, wait. I don't fight girls, but I'll make an exception.
• 24:49
  Speaker C: There you go.
• 24:50
  Speaker A: What was I saying?
• 24:51
  Speaker C: Except what was she saying?
• 24:54
  Speaker A: Can you get Bama's bone out of here? Go, Paulie. No, J. Wow.
• 25:01
  Speaker C: Fights girls.
• 25:05
  Speaker A: Go ahead, Em.
• 25:05
  Speaker B: Shirt before the shirt is the most important shirt of the night.
• 25:09
  Speaker C: Paulie.
• 25:09
  Speaker A: Of course.
• 25:09
  Speaker B: Yeah, I love him.
• 25:11
  Speaker A: I do love.
• 25:12
  Speaker B: Do you genuinely love him?
• 25:13
  Speaker C: Yes, I love.
• 25:14
  Speaker A: He's like her brother.
• 25:14
  Speaker B: You love all of them?
• 25:15
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker B: Paulie, would I need to know one that you, like, kind of don't really like?
• 25:20
  Speaker C: Okay, no. And if I felt that way, they would know and we would figure it out.
• 25:25
  Speaker A: Yeah, you have, though. And you figured.
• 25:26
  Speaker C: No, we're literally brother and sister like that. We talk every single day.
• 25:30
  Speaker B: That's so nice.
• 25:30
  Speaker A: Honestly, like, do you think they see you on this podcast or not? Like, if you post it and they're gonna be like, who the are these girls then?
• 25:39
  Speaker B: Are you gonna be, like, some random. She was trying to have a threesome with me.
• 25:45
  Speaker A: Wait, that is so funny. I was wondering.
• 25:48
  Speaker C: I have no idea who these are.
• 25:49
  Speaker A: That is so hilarious. I can't be like, no, Sammy's gonna.
• 25:57
  Speaker B: Be like, who are these people?
• 25:59
  Speaker C: Literally.
• 25:59
  Speaker A: Like, literally.
• 26:00
  Speaker B: But I feel like all of you probably do like, stuff all the time that.
• 26:04
  Speaker C: Yeah, we do.
• 26:05
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker C: It's like, you know, nobody rag on each other, though. Like, we make fun of each other.
• 26:09
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker C: Like, no, we are dicks to each other. That's why I love us.
• 26:14
  Speaker A: I want to see Paulie live so bad.
• 26:16
  Speaker C: You never did.
• 26:17
  Speaker A: No. Remember when I went to our honeymoon was in Vegas? Like, I'll hook you up with poly. But then something happened. He was playing in Vegas. Yeah, like, watch his show. I'm dying to see him.
• 26:27
  Speaker B: Wait, it's Polly. Single right now.
• 26:30
  Speaker C: He's with Nikki.
• 26:31
  Speaker A: Oh, I love her. I think she's so cute.
• 26:33
  Speaker B: Nikki. The original Nikki from the show that.
• 26:35
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker B: I only stalked you. I didn't stalk everyone else.
• 26:39
  Speaker C: Yeah, no, yeah, they're good.
• 26:41
  Speaker A: Also love how situations Mike's.
• 26:43
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker B: He turned his life around.
• 26:45
  Speaker A: I love her, Lauren and the kids. Like, I love that they're like, oh, they're great. I love. Like, they're.
• 26:50
  Speaker C: Everyone's great.
• 26:51
  Speaker A: Yeah. Really, really love them. Not us getting into her roommates. Okay. We have, like, a Lot of games here, man.
• 27:00
  Speaker B: Well, I like games, you know, and.
• 27:01
  Speaker A: It kind of turns into convers that when you play games. I really do love this one. It's the post ghost in row.
• 27:07
  Speaker B: It's kind of like Mary Kill, but.
• 27:09
  Speaker A: Post ghost and roast. Like, what would you post? What would you say? Like.
• 27:13
  Speaker B: Like ghost is like you pretend it never happened.
• 27:16
  Speaker A: And then Rose would be like, drag it through the mud, judge it hard, like clown it type of shit. Okay, okay, okay. So let's play round one. Where's the beach? Like, what would you do with that?
• 27:26
  Speaker B: You have to say the three and then she has to.
• 27:28
  Speaker A: Oh, where's the beach? Pickle. Like a pickle. You eating pickles when you got punched in the face of the Jersey store?
• 27:35
  Speaker C: Post all three.
• 27:37
  Speaker A: Why not?
• 27:38
  Speaker B: I love that.
• 27:38
  Speaker C: So me getting punched in the face, obviously it sucked and it hurt, but it made the show what it was because everyone tuned in for that. Everybody tuned in for that.
• 27:48
  Speaker B: Yeah, but if that happened today in 2025, what do you think would happen?
• 27:55
  Speaker A: I know. Where's that guy now? Have you ever seen him in real life?
• 27:58
  Speaker C: Yes. No.
• 27:59
  Speaker B: But like, is he.
• 28:00
  Speaker C: There was a recent article that came out and his dad was like, blaming me that his son had to join the military because his son couldn't get a job. And. Not you blaming.
• 28:09
  Speaker A: Not him blaming you.
• 28:11
  Speaker C: The. The parents were blaming me that he couldn't get a job anywhere. So that's when you know you're raised from that and that's how. Who you are.
• 28:17
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 28:18
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker A: What?
• 28:18
  Speaker C: And he was a gym teacher for children.
• 28:20
  Speaker B: Oh, wow.
• 28:21
  Speaker C: So that's.
• 28:23
  Speaker A: I need to just know one thing. Like, what was his excuse? Like, what did he say?
• 28:27
  Speaker C: He didn't say anything.
• 28:28
  Speaker A: And you never saw him after that?
• 28:29
  Speaker C: No, he. So we. What. What happened was.
• 28:33
  Speaker A: Actually did nothing, though.
• 28:34
  Speaker C: We kept ordering shots and he kept taking them with his friends. And I'm like, alright, whatever. Ordered again. Took him again. I ordered them again for my friends and he took them again. I'm like, listen, these are not your shots. And he got lippy with me and I was like, you're ugly, stop. Like, I just said whatever. And that triggered him and he just punched me in the face.
• 28:54
  Speaker A: Was he like, I was on drugs.
• 28:56
  Speaker C: Like, I don't think he ever came out with a statement.
• 28:59
  Speaker A: Human being.
• 28:59
  Speaker C: Just his father came out recently saying my son couldn't get a job, so he went to the military. All because of Snooki. Like, your son punched a girl in the face at a bar?
• 29:08
  Speaker A: Like, what?
• 29:09
  Speaker C: He kept stealing my shot yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker A: Loser.
• 29:13
  Speaker C: The whole family.
• 29:14
  Speaker A: It's crazy.
• 29:15
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker B: Wow.
• 29:16
  Speaker A: No, I can't. Can't even imagine that happening right now.
• 29:18
  Speaker C: Good riddance.
• 29:19
  Speaker A: Oh, well, good for you. I mean, that makes you who you are. So, anyway, next one.
• 29:23
  Speaker B: Jersey Shore hookups. The smushroom. Drunk cuddling with the situation.
• 29:29
  Speaker C: Sick.
• 29:31
  Speaker B: Or calling your boyfriend the wrong name on camera.
• 29:34
  Speaker A: Wait, was that Gianni? I forgot. I can't live it down to the side.
• 29:38
  Speaker C: Definitely pose Bernard. Okay, wait, what was the other two?
• 29:44
  Speaker B: Drunk, cuddling, the situation.
• 29:46
  Speaker C: Kill it.
• 29:47
  Speaker A: Kill it.
• 29:48
  Speaker B: Nancy, calling your boyfriend the wrong name.
• 29:50
  Speaker C: Well, yeah, that. That's the best one.
• 29:52
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker B: All right, so that's what.
• 29:53
  Speaker C: Weren't we, like, picking, like, we're doing post. Post.
• 29:56
  Speaker A: Post or roast?
• 29:59
  Speaker C: Okay, so I would post Bernard. Okay. Ghost. Me and situation. Cuddling roast.
• 30:08
  Speaker A: You calling.
• 30:09
  Speaker B: And Rose, did you ever hook up with him? I'm forgetting.
• 30:11
  Speaker C: It was on the show. We were all making out.
• 30:13
  Speaker A: Yeah. Who wouldn't?
• 30:14
  Speaker B: I mean.
• 30:14
  Speaker C: No, we were all disgusting.
• 30:16
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker A: Wait, do you remember the day my dad came on the show and with Gianni, like, that's where you met.
• 30:21
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker A: You remember that day, like, specifically?
• 30:23
  Speaker C: No. So I wasn't there when Gianni came in the back to grab Gina? Yeah. That's why everyone was like, gianni's using you. He just wants to be on the show because it came in before.
• 30:37
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker C: And then I met him at the club.
• 30:39
  Speaker A: He's also the last person to ever want to do that.
• 30:41
  Speaker C: Yeah. So.
• 30:42
  Speaker B: Yeah. Doesn't he want to, like, not be in front of the camera ever?
• 30:46
  Speaker C: He was so cute.
• 30:47
  Speaker A: He is.
• 30:48
  Speaker B: He is so cute.
• 30:48
  Speaker A: I mean, you saw him walk in here. He's, like, the best person.
• 30:50
  Speaker B: So cute.
• 30:51
  Speaker A: So, yeah, he's looking. He's like. He's so cute.
• 30:53
  Speaker C: He's a Bernard.
• 30:54
  Speaker A: No, he really is the best guy ever. But I just, like, remember my dad was. What were they doing? My dad's like, here, I'm here to grab my niece.
• 31:01
  Speaker C: I'm Jack.
• 31:02
  Speaker A: I. Calm down, sir. I can't. Mike. They didn't. He didn't even let them mic him up. You know, he, like.
• 31:07
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker A: Was like, get the. Out of my face.
• 31:09
  Speaker C: No, they loved it. Can't.
• 31:10
  Speaker A: Okay. Anyway, third round, getting banned from a club, but still trying to sneak in. Crying on the bathroom floor over a guy who barely would text you back. Public fight in flip flops with your lashes hanging off your face. Post ghost or roast from a club, crying on the floor. Guy not texting you back. Fight lashes off your face.
• 31:36
  Speaker C: Fight lashes. We would post because that's true. We love that.
• 31:40
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker C: I love this guy not texting back. That's sad. So we will. We'll ghost that and then the other one.
• 31:47
  Speaker A: Roast.
• 31:48
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker A: Okay. Love that. Round four.
• 31:50
  Speaker B: Round four. Ed Hardy tank top and a trucker hat.
• 31:53
  Speaker C: Post.
• 31:54
  Speaker A: You love that post.
• 31:55
  Speaker C: I missed it. Let's bring it back.
• 31:57
  Speaker B: I know you might like the other ones.
• 31:59
  Speaker A: Oh, sorry. Go.
• 32:00
  Speaker B: Orange spray tan with white come lips.
• 32:02
  Speaker A: My God.
• 32:03
  Speaker C: I come lips.
• 32:04
  Speaker A: The lipstick, the white.
• 32:05
  Speaker C: Oh, the white concealer.
• 32:07
  Speaker A: I used to wear that.
• 32:07
  Speaker C: I missed that.
• 32:08
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker B: Low rise jeans with a visible thong strap hanging out.
• 32:12
  Speaker C: Oh, my God. Post it all.
• 32:13
  Speaker A: Post it.
• 32:14
  Speaker C: Post it all.
• 32:17
  Speaker B: That is also an answer.
• 32:18
  Speaker A: Okay, round five. Couples who vlog every argument for transparency.
• 32:23
  Speaker C: Kill yourself.
• 32:24
  Speaker A: People who still use Facebook for long rants. I can name a few.
• 32:28
  Speaker C: Gone. Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker A: I could literally name a few. No die Instagram moms who stage a meltdown just to sell a product.
• 32:35
  Speaker C: Kill.
• 32:38
  Speaker B: We're killing them all.
• 32:40
  Speaker A: Roast. Roasted.
• 32:41
  Speaker C: Nasty.
• 32:42
  Speaker A: Okay, last round.
• 32:43
  Speaker B: Snooping through your partner's phone.
• 32:45
  Speaker A: Oh, have you done that post?
• 32:47
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 32:48
  Speaker A: Have you?
• 32:49
  Speaker C: All the time.
• 32:50
  Speaker A: I love that.
• 32:51
  Speaker C: Yeah. Like, what am I gonna find today? No, I just want to see what's going on.
• 32:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. What's going on? Yeah. Lying about a work trip to get a weekend done or fake crying to get out of a ticket.
• 33:03
  Speaker A: Have you ever faked? Have you ever used to get out of a ticket?
• 33:07
  Speaker B: Like, my name used your name.
• 33:09
  Speaker C: Do you know who I am? Like, just in general.
• 33:11
  Speaker B: Have you ever had a ticket? Like, have you ever got pulled over?
• 33:14
  Speaker C: Yes. And they just see who I am and they're. They're like, oh, we'll just watch yourself. Yeah, but I'm like, it's okay if you want to, like, give me a warning.
• 33:24
  Speaker A: You ever talk to knows who you are? Like, I think it's insane. Like, anybody you talk to just knows, like, who you are.
• 33:30
  Speaker B: Is that the whole world?
• 33:31
  Speaker C: It's fun, but it's also like, I want to be a normal person. Spontaneous, like a regular conversation.
• 33:36
  Speaker B: When you walk into Starbucks in your town, cuz I know you like your matcha.
• 33:39
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker C: Every day I'm in, there she goes every day.
• 33:43
  Speaker B: They know who you are, but they. They're just like, hi, how are you?
• 33:46
  Speaker C: I like people treating me normal. I don't like the star of like, oh, my God. Like, and I get it. Like, you see me and your fan, it's like, cool. But, like, I like to be a normal person.
• 33:56
  Speaker B: Regular. Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker A: And yeah, you did a really good job at that.
• 33:59
  Speaker C: I hate the whole theme Like, I just want to be normal like everyone else.
• 34:02
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker A: And you are. But you also.
• 34:04
  Speaker C: I'm so normal.
• 34:05
  Speaker A: Are grateful for who You.
• 34:06
  Speaker C: I'm so normal.
• 34:07
  Speaker A: You're so normal. I'm the most normal. She is. I think I'm more abnormal than she is.
• 34:11
  Speaker C: Yeah. You need therapist.
• 34:13
  Speaker B: You both need medication.
• 34:14
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah, I definitely need medication.
• 34:16
  Speaker A: Therapist.
• 34:17
  Speaker C: Yes. If I don't pick the right straw, we're dying, so we gotta go somewhere alien.
• 34:22
  Speaker A: So do you go in person or. No. No. Okay, so you do zoom. Love that.
• 34:26
  Speaker C: Better help use code. Snooki at checkout.
• 34:31
  Speaker A: Are you knocking? Oh, McDonald's is here. Good.
• 34:35
  Speaker C: Oh, I would love a fry.
• 34:37
  Speaker B: Let's take a shot. Fry. Oh, we could. We could toast to the fry.
• 34:42
  Speaker A: Little do they know who's in the house. Yeah, we're wrapping up. We're almost done. We have a. What are these bonuses?
• 34:49
  Speaker C: You might have three parts.
• 34:51
  Speaker A: I know. Holy man.
• 34:53
  Speaker C: Sorry.
• 34:53
  Speaker B: You're very conversational.
• 34:55
  Speaker A: You are. Okay, should we wrap up? Final questions.
• 34:57
  Speaker B: This is it.
• 34:59
  Speaker A: Okay. Obviously, you're an iconic party girl as.
• 35:03
  Speaker C: Of you reality TV legend.
• 35:08
  Speaker A: You know, messy moma. Am I saying that right? What would your tombstone. Tombstone say?
• 35:16
  Speaker B: Speaking about death, here lies Snooki. The.
• 35:20
  Speaker A: Should we get sponsored by McDonald's here?
• 35:25
  Speaker B: You're my queen.
• 35:26
  Speaker C: I like the squishy ones.
• 35:27
  Speaker A: Look epic.
• 35:28
  Speaker B: You like the squishy ones? Not the. Not the crispy ones? No, I like the squishies. Oh, my God. We'd be such a good pair because I like the crispies. Dom's eating a fry. I'm freaking out.
• 35:40
  Speaker A: Cheers. Good. I know. Dumb McDonald's. If you're watching this, everybody smile. I'm kidding. Okay, so.
• 35:53
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. How good are McDonald's fries?
• 35:55
  Speaker A: Insane.
• 35:56
  Speaker B: No. Is there anything better?
• 35:57
  Speaker A: No. I love that they're, like, full, though.
• 36:01
  Speaker B: This is so good.
• 36:02
  Speaker A: All right. What would your tombstone say as we're eating McDonald's fries?
• 36:05
  Speaker B: Here lies Snooki. What?
• 36:07
  Speaker C: You tell me.
• 36:08
  Speaker A: Here lies nookie. I'm gonna make up one.
• 36:09
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Aliens got her.
• 36:15
  Speaker C: They finally grabbed her.
• 36:17
  Speaker A: They finally grabbed me. Wait. Here lies Snooki. I told you aliens were real. Done.
• 36:24
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's kind of good.
• 36:26
  Speaker C: And grab a green straw. No, blue shot, blue shot.
• 36:31
  Speaker A: Here lies. Grab a green. Grab a blue straw.
• 36:34
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 36:34
  Speaker A: So funny. Okay, these are so good. Okay, so now. Wait, wait, wait. So now that you know, we're, like, starving. I'm starving.
• 36:44
  Speaker B: All right. Wait. Now that you've seen us, hear us. Here we are.
• 36:49
  Speaker A: Are we good?
• 36:49
  Speaker B: Podcasters.
• 36:50
  Speaker A: You think we're cool. You do genuine feedback, will you?
• 36:54
  Speaker B: No.
• 36:54
  Speaker C: 100. So I was gonna judge you guys, but I watched your show before.
• 36:58
  Speaker B: What do you mean you watch our show?
• 36:59
  Speaker A: Did you watch our show?
• 37:00
  Speaker B: What show?
• 37:01
  Speaker A: Which one episode?
• 37:02
  Speaker B: She watched each episode.
• 37:03
  Speaker C: I want all of them all. And I follow you guys on Instagram and I see everything, you guys.
• 37:08
  Speaker B: So you know my name? What's my name?
• 37:10
  Speaker A: You're kidding.
• 37:11
  Speaker C: You guys are killing it. I. So as a first guest. Yeah, I think you guys are great. You have the right questions. You let the conversations flow. You probably didn't get to everything that.
• 37:21
  Speaker B: You wanted to correct, but it's just.
• 37:23
  Speaker C: Because we were conversating and we thought.
• 37:24
  Speaker A: It was, like, real authentic.
• 37:25
  Speaker B: Right.
• 37:25
  Speaker C: And you guys aren't stepping on each other.
• 37:27
  Speaker A: We're not.
• 37:27
  Speaker C: Which is really hard as hosts, because I feel like people always step on each other, especially as a guest. Like, you know, you want to step over the gas. You guys are very good. So I give it a 10 out of 10.
• 37:38
  Speaker B: 10 out of 10.
• 37:39
  Speaker A: Do you think you're, like, going somewhere? You always said I was gonna be famous.
• 37:43
  Speaker C: I know. I told you that.
• 37:44
  Speaker A: You don't. You still say it.
• 37:46
  Speaker C: She gonna be a famous podcaster.
• 37:47
  Speaker A: I am.
• 37:48
  Speaker C: And I'll get all the. All the famous moms I know, so.
• 37:51
  Speaker A: I didn't know you were, like, friends with famous moms. Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker B: What are you gonna give us? Don't say that to me.
• 37:58
  Speaker C: We'll get all the moms to come on.
• 38:00
  Speaker A: I didn't know you were, like, friends with moms on Tick Tock.
• 38:03
  Speaker C: Yeah, because I saw them.
• 38:04
  Speaker B: Sure she is.
• 38:05
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker B: Yeah. Who's here right now?
• 38:10
  Speaker C: Nikki.
• 38:12
  Speaker A: These are so not, like, clean talk. Nikki cleans her house clean.
• 38:17
  Speaker B: That one.
• 38:17
  Speaker C: No, she's a messy mom from Boston.
• 38:19
  Speaker A: Oh, and does she follow you back?
• 38:22
  Speaker B: Of course. Why wouldn't she? Are we chomping around?
• 38:26
  Speaker C: I know.
• 38:26
  Speaker A: They're so good. I can't stop.
• 38:29
  Speaker C: Delicious.
• 38:30
  Speaker A: Okay. Anyway, wrapping this up, though.
• 38:34
  Speaker B: This was.
• 38:35
  Speaker A: This was absolutely.
• 38:36
  Speaker B: My dreams have come true.
• 38:37
  Speaker A: I mean, you're gonna. Can you show your McDonald's?
• 38:39
  Speaker B: Oh, sorry.
• 38:40
  Speaker A: Like, they're.
• 38:41
  Speaker C: What a good show.
• 38:44
  Speaker A: Not us drinking wine. What a good show. Drinking messy mama.
• 38:47
  Speaker B: Wait, let's cheers with our fries.
• 38:49
  Speaker C: This is the best day ever.
• 38:50
  Speaker A: No. Best day ever.
• 38:51
  Speaker C: Right?
• 38:51
  Speaker A: We love you so much. Thank you for clicking on.
• 38:53
  Speaker B: Are we gonna continue? Do you want to, like, continue?
• 38:55
  Speaker A: Yeah, we're continuing.
• 38:56
  Speaker C: Leaving.
• 38:57
  Speaker B: Oh, yes.
• 38:58
  Speaker A: No, she's saying so. We love you so much. Thank you for coming on our pod. It's Mama Clock.
• 39:04
  Speaker C: It's Mama Clock.
• 39:07
  Speaker A: We love you so much. You're absolutely an amazing mom. Amazing person. Oh, wait.
• 39:15
  Speaker B: Oh, you need a hat. Give her a hat.
• 39:17
  Speaker C: I just saw the merch. I want the merch.
• 39:19
  Speaker A: Yeah, baby. Merch is selling on our website, so we're dropping.
• 39:23
  Speaker B: That's Be in the snooky shop.
• 39:25
  Speaker C: Imagine.
• 39:26
  Speaker A: Can we collab?
• 39:28
  Speaker B: No, we can't. We can.
• 39:30
  Speaker A: This is an amazing. I get 80. No, literally, I just spit out my drink.
• 39:36
  Speaker B: Honestly, I would be like, yes.
• 39:37
  Speaker A: It's so your vibe, is it not? Anyway, thanks for tuning in. We love you so much. Cheers. Like. Like, subscribe, Snooki. I know. Oh, my God. Love you. Love you. Like, follow, subscribe.
• 39:49
  Speaker B: We love you, Sam.