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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: NFL Instant Reaction - How Cowboys SHOCKED US in loss to Eagles, Giants-Panthers has SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, right, come and tell your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Boy and Tony fools go NFL reaction show, Yo,
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  Speaker 1: as always, Polly fools go here with Tony and Tony.
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  Speaker 1: It's a huge, huge reaction show. Legals absolutely destroying the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys as we predicted. Although we did get something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: didn't we don't. We admit fault when when it is
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  Speaker 1: and we'll tell you what we got wrong. And also
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  Speaker 1: you know why you may see Dak Prescott on the
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  Speaker 1: field sooner than you'll think. We're gonna tell you why.
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  Speaker 1: Plus Giants Panthers, Tony, we'll tell you why. The fallout
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  Speaker 1: from that terrible, horrible game I have terrible effects for
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  Speaker 1: the country, not just Americal Germany. And we defend Deebo
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  Speaker 1: Samuel for shoving and abusing his own teams kicker. Just
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  Speaker 1: terrific work by him. Tony. Let's not waste any more time.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get right into our NFL reaction reaction. Okay, first up, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: of course, the Eagles are just absolutely murdering the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: thirty four to six. But you know we have to
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  Speaker 1: admit the little fault here, don't we Don'ty, we do?
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  Speaker 1: We said that the Eagles would hold the Cowboys to
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  Speaker 1: three points, and well we did. Cowboys, you know, mages
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  Speaker 1: to double that point total in six. So, you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta look at this. Where do you think we
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  Speaker 1: went wrong?
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  Speaker 2: You know, in retrospect, I thought the Cowboys were a really,
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  Speaker 2: really team like the Raid is. But they're just a
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  Speaker 2: really team and they do actually have good people on
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  Speaker 2: the team, like the kicker, you know, the long snapper,
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  Speaker 2: the football hold, a guy who holds the football when
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  Speaker 2: the kick is kicking, you know, I mean, they really
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  Speaker 2: could have scored nine, maybe even twelve points easy.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis that Dody. And you know, when you
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  Speaker 1: watch this game, you just gotta wonder if the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: should have stayed with Dak Prescott at Ornamack even though
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  Speaker 1: he's got half a leg, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Dak on one leg is still better
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  Speaker 2: than Cooper Rush and Trey Lance. I mean, while Dak
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  Speaker 2: barely knows how to play football, he can at least
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  Speaker 2: hike the ball and then hand it to someone else.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need a functioning leg to be able to
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  Speaker 2: do that, or even a brain.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, don't be.
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  Speaker 2: Surprised if next week the Cowboys put Dak back out there,
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  Speaker 2: you know, on crutches or maybe one of those electric
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  Speaker 2: scooter things that old people use in the grocery store.
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  Speaker 3: You know. Frankly, I think they'll see a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: Improvement, just a terrific breakdown that Dody And I mean
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  Speaker 1: you look at the Cooper Rush's stats. Just he completed
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  Speaker 1: thirteen passes for a total of forty five yards. It's
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  Speaker 1: basically two and a half yards of pass I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't seen someone have so much trouble make can
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  Speaker 1: passes since the last time our producer went speed dating.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look at him, he's upset. Looking at him.
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  Speaker 2: He's upset Tony because he said, oh why, because we're
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  Speaker 2: telling the truth.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's a Cowboys fan. Thus, so that must
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  Speaker 1: be today. You know, it looks like the cowboy sad,
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  Speaker 1: sad and pathetic. Well you're not saying anything, you're not talking. Good. See,
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  Speaker 1: finally you're learning to shut up. That's good, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about losers, Tony. See that's a great segue
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  Speaker 1: from my producer. That's how you do it, that's how
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  Speaker 1: you do it. Anyway, the Cowboys are making it hard
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  Speaker 1: for themselves. I mean, there was a moment during the
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  Speaker 1: game where Cowboys receive a ceed Lamb appeared to drop
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  Speaker 1: a touchdown. Yeah, because he couldn't see the ball in
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  Speaker 1: the sunlight because it was beaming through the giant windows
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  Speaker 1: in the stadium. And Tony, you know, frankly, there's no
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  Speaker 1: excuse there for that, is there?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what do we always say, if you want
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  Speaker 2: to play on the biggest stage, you've got to be
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  Speaker 2: able to play under the brightest lights. And what brighter
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  Speaker 2: light is there than the sun? And you know it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't even that bright. That wasn't a midday sun or anything.
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  Speaker 2: That was a soft evening sunset sun. And if you
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  Speaker 2: can't catch a pass under that, well, you know then
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  Speaker 2: maybe the CFL where the sun sets it like ten
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  Speaker 2: am is more your speed.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific football and also solar analysis that Tony. And well,
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  Speaker 1: now to the Giants who played the Panthers overseas in
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  Speaker 1: Germany and wound up losing in overtime after another rough
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  Speaker 1: outing from Daniel Jones, who managed to look more stiff
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  Speaker 1: than actual Germans, which is saying something that's.
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  Speaker 3: Saying a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Toddy though this is a good thing actually for
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Jones and the Giants, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You know what do people always say sometimes in order
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  Speaker 2: to get better, you have to hit rock bottom, And
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  Speaker 2: there is nothing lower than losing to Bryce Young.
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  Speaker 3: Now there's nowhere to go but up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hold on, Tony, I mean, actually he does play
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys in two weeks, so you know, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, So actually if he loses then to Cooper
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  Speaker 2: Rush or Trey Lance, then that would be rock bottom.
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  Speaker 3: So I guess let's.
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  Speaker 1: Just hold on, Toby, hold on Tony, I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: then the week after that he plays the Saints, who
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  Speaker 1: are just, you know, one of the crappiest teams.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, oh so okay, So then after that
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  Speaker 2: then we'll see if that's rock bottom.
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  Speaker 1: There you go the go. But you know, Donny, you
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  Speaker 1: think about this. We're talking about the build up to
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  Speaker 1: this game, the Giants Panthers, you know, us sending the
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  Speaker 1: two teams in the history of time over there. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think the international fallout to this game will be?
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  Speaker 2: You know, frankly, I'm worried that Germans might now have
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  Speaker 2: the wrong idea of what football is supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: Now seeing Daniel Jones and Bryce Young play football.
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  Speaker 3: German kids there might think.
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  Speaker 2: It's normal to throw the football to the other team,
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  Speaker 2: or hike the ball and just stand in place like
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  Speaker 2: a frightened baby deer, or be afraid to throw pass
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  Speaker 2: over two yards. Yep, you know this could have devastating
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  Speaker 2: consequences for German youth as they'll grow up playing quarterback
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  Speaker 2: thinking they're good but actually sucking.
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  Speaker 1: Just a horrifying turn of events. He at Tony and well,
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  Speaker 1: now to the drama on the forty nine ers. You
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  Speaker 1: know where Deebo Samuel. He's now apologizing for shoving kicker
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  Speaker 1: Jake Moody after the rookie missed three field goals during
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers eventual win over the Buccaneers. But
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  Speaker 1: Tony Deebo Samuel has nothing to apologize for.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't know what happened after Deebo shoved them.
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  Speaker 1: He made the game winning field exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't anyone realize that he made the field goal because
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  Speaker 2: Deebo punched him?
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  Speaker 3: You see, this is the problem with San Francisco.
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  Speaker 2: It's run by a bunch of computer nerds who are
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  Speaker 2: afraid of getting punched.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Frankly, I think from now on, all players should punch
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  Speaker 2: kickers in the face for missing field goals.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, why do you think.
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  Speaker 2: Justin Tucker, the best kicker ever plays for Baltimore.
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  Speaker 3: It's because he fears for his life after every kick.
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  Speaker 1: The spot on kicking and also societal analysis that, Dony,
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  Speaker 1: And you know, let's move to Caleb Williams. He led
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  Speaker 1: the Bears offense to it balt three three points today
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  Speaker 1: in a loss to the Patriots, which led the Fan
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  Speaker 1: Duel social media team to post a graphic asking if
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  Speaker 1: Caleb Williams is a bust and Dony, this was just
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  Speaker 1: spot on social media posting, wasn't it spot on?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Caleb Williams isn't the only bust in this draft.
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  Speaker 2: Look at Jaden Daniels. What do we always say, how
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  Speaker 2: do you accurately judge a quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: Just look at his last.
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  Speaker 3: Game exactly, Jaden Daniels versus.
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  Speaker 2: The Steelers fifty percent completion percentage, zero touchdowns, winning percentage,
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  Speaker 2: zero goose egg. And there's only one person who thinks
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  Speaker 2: those stats are good and his name is Tim Tebow.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific analysis, Tonian. You know, as far as I'm concerned,
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  Speaker 1: this whole rookie class is a bust. I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: have they done? Not as any of them made the
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  Speaker 1: Pro Bowl? Not whoa No anyone won more than nine games, No,
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  Speaker 1: not by my count, broke any all time records.
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  Speaker 3: None.
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  Speaker 2: So busts all of them, all of them pathetic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, look, let's just wrap this up, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go through the other games they are. Get your reactions. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's great. Let's Chargers beat the Titans. Your reaction.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't watch that game, did you, of course not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. The Bills beat the Colts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody cares about that game.
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  Speaker 1: No, nobody cares. All right, Moving on, Vikings beat the
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  Speaker 1: Jaguars twelve seven.
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  Speaker 3: Was that game on TV?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I didn't see it. No, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Chiefs beat the Broncos after blocking a last second field goal.
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  Speaker 2: If there's a kicker that needs to be punched, it's
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  Speaker 2: that guy, whoever he is, whatever his name is, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know who.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what his look. It was a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Eagles won.
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  Speaker 3: That's just.
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  Speaker 1: Now go and now he's talking. Now he's die. You're talking.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand how shows work?
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  Speaker 3: What unbelieve?
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  Speaker 4: What do you want? Well, you just said, you don't
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  Speaker 4: know the name of the Broncos kicker who's.
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  Speaker 3: Kick gout blocked And nobody knows, Bro, and nobody.
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  Speaker 4: It's Will Lutz. A sup of Google search would have
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  Speaker 4: told you the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, after the show, I'm going to hack
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  Speaker 1: your body into lots of pieces.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, kick won't get blocked when I slammed
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  Speaker 2: my foot into your balls.
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  Speaker 1: Go.
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  Speaker 4: You said dek should play next week for the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would help.
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  Speaker 1: BRO much better option.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably gonna put him on I R. And
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  Speaker 4: once a team does that, the rule says the players
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  Speaker 4: out for a minimum of four games.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, Tony and I are
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  Speaker 1: going to maim you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, forget, I are you are a douchebag.
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  Speaker 1: He's done, and so is the NFL reactions show I
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't forget. We're gonna be coming at you Thursday
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  Speaker 1: with my next guest, Nick Falls, who was confirmed for
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  Speaker 1: the show. Don't Forget Great and review the show all
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  Speaker 1: the merch and go buy all the all the merch.
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  Speaker 1: Yea and Tony, Great job as always, Same.
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  Speaker 3: To you, Paullie, another flawless show.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see your people Thursday, see uh