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OUTRO: To durry or not to durry? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Can't see a sound at the end of it was
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  Speaker 1: these headphones on right quite nasily.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, quite nasily.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We were sort of thinking we were.
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  Speaker 2: We were chatting yesterday about you know, the state of
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  Speaker 2: ye yeah, Hoover and uh, you know, you're obviously vacuuming
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  Speaker 2: up a lot of shit when you're outside, and it
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  Speaker 2: stands to reason, doesn't it easy?
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  Speaker 1: Not all of it's going to be good for you,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But I'm up to the
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  Speaker 1: eyeballs and flu mead's. I've got my otrogen plus, I've
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  Speaker 1: got my penant ole, I've got my cauldril.
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  Speaker 3: You just shoving it all and I'm on my third
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  Speaker 3: packet of cough lollies.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you just have to get to see them. And
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  Speaker 6: that's it. And I've had a coffee there, how many
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  Speaker 6: darts of your head?
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  Speaker 2: No dart saying this is a terrible thing. Pugs turned
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  Speaker 2: up and he pulled out a pack of camels. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and that are they? That massively triggered me. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen durries. I haven't been around durries.
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  Speaker 5: So you're telling me this bit that we've got where
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna give up the vape and durries and everything.
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  Speaker 6: Literally all it takes is to see a durry.
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  Speaker 4: Well, just chuck me the packet.
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  Speaker 6: No, don't chuck them the packet.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't, genuinely, I haven't had a durry in months,
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  Speaker 2: many many.
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  Speaker 4: Months actually, And so you know, especially when.
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  Speaker 1: We're on the road and I'm looking at the package here,
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  Speaker 1: you've got teeth like that, man, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I'm looking at that and just going, well there
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  Speaker 2: you go, Oh my god. And they're the really compact ones,
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  Speaker 2: A little one. It's only a little one, Keezy, what's it?
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  Speaker 4: They're only tiny, man? I mean one one hurt me.
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  Speaker 5: See this this picture of this guy's teeth here, This
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  Speaker 5: is what your wife sees every night.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's all right, I don't care. She's still with me.
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  Speaker 4: They are, particularly this, this is really tempting.
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  Speaker 3: Get those away from me.
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  Speaker 6: Please, bugs fuck sake. Isn't that much of a temptation massively?
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  Speaker 4: So, especially when we're doing a live show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true, you know what I mean. That's one
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  Speaker 3: of your triggers.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, sorry, one of your live shows or anytime you're
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  Speaker 1: sort of alive.
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  Speaker 2: What it's like, Keezy, you said I'll have a few
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  Speaker 2: beersies for settlers, live.
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  Speaker 4: Sittler, a nerve settler. That's what I say, is for me.
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  Speaker 6: But the thing is, if I see a beer, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Go you just do it straight away.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I guess I do understand.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Yeah, to be fair, if I hadn't had a
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  Speaker 5: beer when was asking me to durry.
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  Speaker 4: We were thinking Fiji went't we? And then you only
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  Speaker 4: had the one and I was trying to think when
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  Speaker 4: that was.
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  Speaker 5: In the morning, because I came to you, But what
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  Speaker 5: what was.
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  Speaker 1: You reaked of durries? When do we go there? August October?
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  Speaker 1: It was October?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, So if I hadn't had a beers since
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  Speaker 5: October and someone was passing around the beersy in front
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  Speaker 5: of me.
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  Speaker 4: Show yes, so you're giving me permission, then Keysy.
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  Speaker 6: For what fu No.
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  Speaker 3: Starts?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: If you get back on the durries, you hear no
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  Speaker 5: on this. You have no idea how it's not about
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  Speaker 5: money for me?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what the beauty of all of this is?
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  Speaker 1: Of course, because for those who don't know, I've got
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  Speaker 1: a bet with the jizz Master.
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  Speaker 6: Hoodez, the Jez Master General and Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: I've been in there one hundred dollars each and the
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  Speaker 1: biting me one hundred dollars each that just can't go
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  Speaker 1: the month of May without smoking a cigarette, having vape
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  Speaker 1: any kind of sort of Nickoda product. Although I'm allowing
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  Speaker 1: the nar and I'm getting my money's worth. Men, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've thrown amounts of pigeons and it is that you
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  Speaker 1: two are a fucking shamble.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say on that front. Magie Kesey yesterday
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  Speaker 2: up to his bit to two.
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  Speaker 3: Hundy, oh without me being there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just upped it because he because my wife
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  Speaker 2: is so furious that I've taken that bit. Oh I
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  Speaker 2: see and do here Casey said, I bet you, Jace,
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  Speaker 2: I'm upping my side of it to two hundy.
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  Speaker 4: Have to put one hundred out to put a HOUNDI out?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So this isn't what happened at all, obviously because
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  Speaker 5: Jase is the one telling the story. But what he
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  Speaker 5: tried to do is say that I'm so confident in
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  Speaker 5: backing him, which I am.
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  Speaker 6: You know that I will pay his one hundred as well.
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  Speaker 5: So it became a situation where he has no financial
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  Speaker 5: loss and he just has to bathe.
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  Speaker 6: And he gets to watch ME give you two hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: That's right? When?
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  Speaker 6: When?
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  Speaker 1: When?
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  Speaker 3: When?
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  Speaker 6: Literally, if that was the time, I would be straight
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  Speaker 6: on the vate.
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  Speaker 4: But having said that, Keezy, it is my life.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about. No one cares that, no one value
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  Speaker 3: is there I do.
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  Speaker 6: So, Mogi, what's best for Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, I just want Jase to be happy.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That's the difference between you and the whole.
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  Speaker 6: Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 6: Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast. How funny was it?
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  Speaker 6: This morning?
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  Speaker 5: We were at the breakfast table and Pug's arm pulled
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  Speaker 5: out his two dollars pack of camels from Vietnam.
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  Speaker 6: And then you were like.
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  Speaker 5: As mate, And then I was like, Jace, no, don't
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  Speaker 5: it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was as you said at the time.
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  Speaker 1: It was like the Angel and angel literally and I.
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  Speaker 4: Can understand how talln I am.
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  Speaker 2: I've got Mogi's sexy disease written voice on one shoulder,
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  Speaker 2: and I've got keys he's healthy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, this is interesting, yes, because you listen to Mogi,
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  Speaker 5: who's fucked right now?
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  Speaker 6: Is he could still rather listen to that and be like, yes,
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  Speaker 6: of course.
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  Speaker 2: I want to listen to the voice that's telling me
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  Speaker 2: I can do then totally.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, it has triggered me.
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  Speaker 2: I must have met I mean, I can feel it
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  Speaker 2: in my lungs as we speak.
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  Speaker 5: Can I can I just get a reading on you
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  Speaker 5: before I keep investing money in you? What sort of
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  Speaker 5: percentage out of one hundred when I say that I'm
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  Speaker 5: willing to put money and get behind you, how much
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  Speaker 5: does that impact your want or desire or ability to
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  Speaker 5: give up.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just sort of just before you answer, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: do you remember when Jameson threw his teeth earlier this year,
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  Speaker 1: literally just the other day. Yeah, And he said that
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  Speaker 1: the reason why he'd given up and when he's that
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  Speaker 1: he was lying to us was because his daughter had
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  Speaker 1: said to him, dead.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck, that's right, you've got.
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  Speaker 1: To And JA said, you know what, daughter, You're right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to Exactly he lied that he said that
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  Speaker 1: to her. That was a lie, and that was somebody
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  Speaker 1: he actually loves. So, yeah, he gives a fuck about
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  Speaker 1: you and your hundred backs.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think he does.
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  Speaker 2: That. You're prepared to put two hundry up massively influences
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  Speaker 2: what I'm going to do.
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  Speaker 5: I also love that me backing you up and trying
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  Speaker 5: to help you be a healthier person is now turning
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  Speaker 5: into you squeezing more money out of me.
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  Speaker 4: It's just what I don't get any of it should
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  Speaker 4: I fail?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want me to?
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  Speaker 4: I don't give a cent of your money.
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  Speaker 6: But you still have to pay him?
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, because you take.
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  Speaker 6: There's fucking bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
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  Speaker 6: This is so bullshit? Belonged to a den like a
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  Speaker 6: con artists.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna happen. Geezy, I'm not. It's not. No smoke
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  Speaker 2: and no vaping in May. Having said that, I think today.
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  Speaker 6: Not even a full stop at that.
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  Speaker 4: Having said that, today is a different day and it's April.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, fill your boots.
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  Speaker 6: Can you be mad if you didn't?
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  Speaker 3: Such a shocker.
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  Speaker 6: He just wants someone to feel like shit.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: I won't feel like shit. I'll be loving.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's good for jays to be reminded that
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  Speaker 1: having a cigarette actually doesn't feel that great.
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  Speaker 4: That's true. This is what I'll do.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have a cigarette to remind myself of how much
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  Speaker 2: how gross it is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, yeah, just one little this, one little drink.
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  Speaker 6: After all, who should know? It's our little secret. I'll
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  Speaker 6: just have one little dirry.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good idea. One beer and one beer, one
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  Speaker 3: beer and one beer in one smoke.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll be sweet.
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  Speaker 3: I have one.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'll have one night on the daries are multiple?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: How about this? How about this?
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm going to have a cigarette and go
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  Speaker 4: That is so foul.
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  Speaker 6: How about this?
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  Speaker 5: Every you have, I'm also going to have one sweet
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  Speaker 5: whether you all right, you might get me addicted to daries.
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  Speaker 4: You do that whenever you're on the piss anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Keys, only if everyone's doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's right, because it's like I like the admind,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I like lighting stuff on fire.
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  Speaker 2: It's great being down here again. Fellow, she's filling up
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  Speaker 2: pretty bloody quick.
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  Speaker 5: Again she is absolutely we mean emocons, and by filling up,
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  Speaker 5: we mean the backbones are pouring.
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  Speaker 1: And totally a right mid twenties. Yeah, you're joking. Not
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  Speaker 1: a lot of forty five year olds. Yeah, it's interesting,
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  Speaker 1: is that this is the old couple. I know that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that there's not, but what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Predominantly mid twenty yeah, mid twenties, well not even mid twenties,
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  Speaker 2: probably really early twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck you is it? Jason?
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  Speaker 4: Actually sausage fest Mike as well.
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  Speaker 6: Like you guys have had long careers, you know, you've
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  Speaker 6: been in the arts.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then but you get here to Emerson's and
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  Speaker 5: you just see it's just twenty year old dudes, and this.
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  Speaker 6: Is what you've achieved.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 6: Is that proud or is that umm Or is it like, ah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you weren't going to be attracting woman Katie, would you? No?
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  Speaker 3: I certainly wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, no, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: It makes me feel like I've never grown up. Yeah, physically, emotionally.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know what I mean, And.
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  Speaker 2: That my my sense of humour still appeals to twenty
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  Speaker 2: year old men.
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  Speaker 5: I think every dude's sense of humor stays the same
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  Speaker 5: once they hit about sixteen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think she literally stays there for their entire life.
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  Speaker 5: But that's been ten minutes fours. If you'd like to've
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  Speaker 5: got to save.
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  Speaker 4: Magi's, I've probably gonna pop out just to.
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  Speaker 5: I might come with you, a little girl, just might
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  Speaker 5: tail you for the rest of the evening.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you can tell me, man.
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  Speaker 6: It's all Jay.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show fort to seven weekdays,
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  Speaker 5: Man radio hoard, I keep good listening.