Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / Pope on a Rope Soap | Thursday June 12, 2025
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- 0:19Speaker 1: It is time believe your warriors outside and laugh with
- 0:25Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey
- 0:28Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, June twelfth, twenty
- 0:35Speaker 1: twenty five, almost almost to Friday. So close, so close,
- 0:41Speaker 1: you can taste it. Speaking of tasting things, last week
- 0:48Speaker 1: we talked about Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in a collaboration with
- 0:54Speaker 1: soap maker Doctor Squatch. We talked about Sidney Sweeney and
- 1:01Speaker 1: Doctor Squatch releasing soap infused with her honest to goodness,
- 1:06Speaker 1: actual sweet, sweet, dirty ass bathwater, and to no one's surprise,
- 1:15Speaker 1: the stuff sold out in minutes at just eight dollars
- 1:20Speaker 1: a bar. It is now a bargain if you can
- 1:23Speaker 1: find one of the og Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Bliss soaps
- 1:29Speaker 1: from Doctor Squatch, because, much like ticket scalpers before a
- 1:35Speaker 1: Metallica show or a pikachuw Pokemon playing card drop, the
- 1:45Speaker 1: scalpers got their hands on Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. The secondary
- 1:49Speaker 1: market for Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater soap is through the roof.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Individual bars of soap on other platforms going for as
- 1:59Speaker 1: much is eight hundred dollars. It's a bit of a
- 2:05Speaker 1: mark up there from the retail of eight. So, Trey Raj,
- 2:15Speaker 1: I have a two part question for you. Number one,
- 2:17Speaker 1: and this is just yes or no. If someone offered
- 2:23Speaker 1: you a bar for free of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater Bliss
- 2:27Speaker 1: from Doctor Squatch, would you take it? Raj?
- 2:31Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean the Indian me would just resell it.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I'm not going to use it. Okay, I think that
- 2:36Speaker 2: is pretty gross.
- 2:37Speaker 1: So yes, got it, Trey, what about you?
- 2:41Speaker 3: Same answer?
- 2:42Speaker 1: Okay, also with the intent to sell.
- 2:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not I could. I'm not even sure who
- 2:48Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeney is. Thank you for saying yes to the
- 2:53Speaker 3: Indian and you I was like, well, yeah, I mean
- 2:55Speaker 3: because I mean if you're telling me I could if
- 2:58Speaker 3: someone give it to me and I could sell it
- 2:59Speaker 3: and make eight hundred, Yeah, I'll take that. You're giving
- 3:02Speaker 3: me cash.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Basically, that's out performing all the mean coins I'm familiar with.
- 3:09Speaker 1: So now my follow up question, which is if you
- 3:14Speaker 1: purchase a bar of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap, whether you
- 3:19Speaker 1: purchased it for eight bucks on the primary market or
- 3:23Speaker 1: you had to go to eBay and shell out hundreds
- 3:26Speaker 1: of dollars to get it? What are you going to
- 3:29Speaker 1: do with it? Seriously, when you get Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater
- 3:35Speaker 1: Soap bar, what do you do with it?
- 3:39Speaker 2: I don't think you want to know the answer to that.
- 3:41Speaker 2: What people are going to do with it?
- 3:43Speaker 1: Then I realize I'm in murky waters here, literally, But
- 3:51Speaker 1: I am curious. Are are are some people going to
- 3:55Speaker 1: bathe with it? Are they going to God forbid drink it?
- 4:02Speaker 4: Are they?
- 4:02Speaker 1: Are they going? Are they going to treat it like
- 4:04Speaker 1: holy water and just put a drop of it in
- 4:07Speaker 1: the tub each time they take a bath, and then
- 4:10Speaker 1: that way every bath therein after is Sydney sweeney bathwater.
- 4:17Speaker 3: I I just I feel like you're gonna put it
- 4:20Speaker 3: next to your uh Lego Millennium Falcon, your Pokemon trading cards,
- 4:27Speaker 3: and uh yeah, your your Zombluc Picard action figure.
- 4:35Speaker 1: So leave Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap bart in the box.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want it to ruin your Beanie baby collection.
- 4:46Speaker 3: And it's in the shrine in your parents' basement.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Right next to the pharafocet post. Oh yeah, yeah, that's uh.
- 4:57Speaker 2: I think people are gonna do sexually explicit things too
- 5:03Speaker 2: with their Sydney Sweeney that's soap water thing.
- 5:08Speaker 3: Well, now here comes the question of are they going
- 5:12Speaker 3: to treat it like holy water? Which is right? You
- 5:15Speaker 3: know if the if you take you know, one drop
- 5:19Speaker 3: of holy water and then you put it in a gallon,
- 5:24Speaker 3: then that's holy water. And then if you take a
- 5:26Speaker 3: drop out of that and put in another gallon, that's
- 5:28Speaker 3: also holy water. So at what point you know, is
- 5:33Speaker 3: it six degrees of Sydney Sweeney water?
- 5:37Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 5:38Speaker 2: You can sell this stuff.
- 5:40Speaker 1: You could sell this stuff for years.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:43Speaker 3: I mean did they put a limited edition? Did they
- 5:46Speaker 3: number these things? Was there any.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Hmm?
- 5:50Speaker 1: I don't know if each bar came with a certification
- 5:53Speaker 1: number or not. I don't know how many they actually sold.
- 5:57Speaker 1: I know it was a limited quantity, but I don't
- 5:59Speaker 1: know what that limited amount was. They sold all of it,
- 6:03Speaker 1: we know that. But I think I think the holy
- 6:05Speaker 1: water theory comes into play here because you really can
- 6:12Speaker 1: have as long as it's that one drop, it's forever
- 6:14Speaker 1: holy water. As long as you get some out of there.
- 6:16Speaker 1: You just got to make sure no one drains the
- 6:19Speaker 1: tub before you get a chance to get a little
- 6:20Speaker 1: scoop of it for the next bath.
- 6:25Speaker 2: That's just so filthy. I just can like, I just
- 6:28Speaker 2: see like a like a Catholic mass now and it's
- 6:31Speaker 2: just the priest with the little water thing. The spritzer.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, the holy spritzer, the Holy Sprinzer,
- 6:43Speaker 5: blood of Sweety, make Sweety be with you.
- 6:50Speaker 1: And yes and also with you all kneil.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Sydney sprinkle.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah.
- 7:02Speaker 2: That's yeah, I don't know. Again, And when you were
- 7:05Speaker 2: talking about them having limited numbers, if there was a certificate,
- 7:08Speaker 2: this is doctor Squatch. I don't think there's a lot
- 7:11Speaker 2: of a lot of stuff going into this thought process.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Oh I think there is. Look, if you can't trust
- 7:17Speaker 1: your soap company to you know, live up to the
- 7:21Speaker 1: ingredients on the packaging, then who can you.
- 7:24Speaker 2: Trust old Squatch.
- 7:27Speaker 1: If you can't trust a soap company whose name is
- 7:31Speaker 1: doctor Squatch, I mean, come on, he's a doctor. And
- 7:34Speaker 1: the logo itself is a cartoon depiction of a bigfoot
- 7:39Speaker 1: smoking a pipe. If you can't trust that, who can
- 7:42Speaker 1: you trust?
- 7:45Speaker 3: The question really is, if you're the head of Doctor Squatch,
- 7:49Speaker 3: are you firing the guy that only priced it at
- 7:51Speaker 3: eight dollars when you see what it's happening in the
- 7:54Speaker 3: secondary market.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, that's uh yeah, that's what I mean.
- 8:05Speaker 2: You have to call that guy in and and and
- 8:07Speaker 2: just be like, what was the thought. Look, we wanted
- 8:09Speaker 2: to move him. Okay, we moved him. Uh and you're talking,
- 8:13Speaker 2: you're talking to a he lights up his pipe because he's,
- 8:15Speaker 2: you know, sophisticated. Squatch.
- 8:16Speaker 3: M what's his monica on?
- 8:19Speaker 2: Yes on both eyes for weird whatever weird reason. Uh.
- 8:25Speaker 2: As my brother says, you know what they call the
- 8:27Speaker 2: last guy that graduates from med school doctor. Uh So
- 8:31Speaker 2: that's what That's what Squatches to me is he's the
- 8:33Speaker 2: guy who went up dead last. He was like, you
- 8:36Speaker 2: guys go to anesthesiology, you guys go to cardio thoracic.
- 8:39Speaker 2: I'm going soap.
- 8:41Speaker 1: But you know what, you know what soap all those
- 8:43Speaker 1: surgeons use. But when they scrub in a goddamn right.
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- 9:11Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this, but
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- 9:17Speaker 3: We have been known to go to Costco and walk
- 9:19Speaker 3: around and look at some items.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Yes, that's true.
- 9:23Speaker 1: What is your favorite free snack at Costco?
- 9:26Speaker 3: I mean, lately, since I haven't been eaten very much
- 9:29Speaker 3: sugar going down the ice cream adel and getting those
- 9:32Speaker 3: little cups of whatever ice cream they're giving away.
- 9:35Speaker 2: Those are fun.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Ooh, that's good and it makes you feel like a
- 9:38Speaker 1: kid again, except this time you don't have to chase
- 9:40Speaker 1: the ice cream truck.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Well, the lady always looks down on me because I
- 9:43Speaker 2: usually take two.
- 9:44Speaker 1: But anyways, well, if they knew how much time you
- 9:47Speaker 1: spent on people's hot roofs, they'd be okay with you
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- 10:39Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma,
- 10:42Speaker 1: and right now we welcome in very very special guest
- 10:46Speaker 1: and dear dear friend of the Treehouse Show from the
- 10:50Speaker 1: Bow and Them Show on ninety on lone Star ninety
- 10:54Speaker 1: two five. It's the wonderful and sweet and talented Anna Dharo.
- 10:58Speaker 8: Yes, I'm so happy to be back in the treehouse.
- 11:02Speaker 1: We're happy to have you. Thank you for taking a
- 11:05Speaker 1: break from your busy radio schedule to squeeze us in
- 11:09Speaker 1: or to squeeze in here, I should say, so, let's
- 11:12Speaker 1: do all the appropriate promotions and plugging of you or
- 11:15Speaker 1: of your presence first. An Adahara from the Bow and
- 11:19Speaker 1: Them Show on lone Star ninety two five. Is it
- 11:22Speaker 1: ninety two five or ninety two point five? Okay, just
- 11:26Speaker 1: checking because when they brought the eagle Back. They decided
- 11:28Speaker 1: to bring back the point for some reason, and it
- 11:30Speaker 1: just sounds weird. I tried saying it in the car
- 11:32Speaker 1: the other day and it's like, ooh, that don't feel right.
- 11:35Speaker 1: But there are other things there that don't feel right either,
- 11:37Speaker 1: But who am I to judge it? As it is?
- 11:40Speaker 1: It is the annual Carter Blood Drive with Lone Star
- 11:44Speaker 1: ninety two to five and the Bow and Them show.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Anadehara is here in the treehouse to promote it. Question Anna, yes,
- 11:51Speaker 1: is there an actual goal for the blood drive? And
- 11:54Speaker 1: what I mean is how much blood does Bo Roberts
- 11:58Speaker 1: need to make it another year.
- 12:03Speaker 8: That I don't know? That I don't know?
- 12:07Speaker 1: Is it kind of like Bluebell? You'll take in as
- 12:09Speaker 1: much blood that as you can and then and then
- 12:13Speaker 1: Carter gets the rest.
- 12:15Speaker 8: Well, so here's the deal.
- 12:17Speaker 9: Carter Blood Care needs at least fifteen hundred donors a
- 12:22Speaker 9: day to be able to meet the demands of North Texas, my.
- 12:27Speaker 1: Goodness, and how much of that does Bo get?
- 12:30Speaker 9: Bo gets zero? He's on his own. He has to
- 12:34Speaker 9: find his own blood.
- 12:36Speaker 1: It's just well, we don't want that. I think that's
- 12:39Speaker 1: even more dangerous to unleash him up on the North
- 12:43Speaker 1: Texas community as a whole. I think it's better that
- 12:45Speaker 1: we just supply it so that way, you know, the
- 12:48Speaker 1: pets and the children and everyone are saved.
- 12:50Speaker 2: The murdering stops.
- 12:51Speaker 8: It's pretty good it. Rod helped us yesterday.
- 12:54Speaker 9: So our goal on Monday was to get eighty donors.
- 13:00Speaker 9: You know, summertime is difficult because so many people go
- 13:03Speaker 9: on summer vacation, the kids are out of school, so
- 13:06Speaker 9: the regular blood donors don't show up. So our goal
- 13:09Speaker 9: on Monday was eighty. We got eighty, and then yesterday
- 13:14Speaker 9: the goal.
- 13:15Speaker 8: Was eighty five. We got ninety three.
- 13:17Speaker 9: And this morning we got over fifty donors just this
- 13:22Speaker 9: morning and we wrapped up the morning show at ten am.
- 13:25Speaker 8: So we were excited about that.
- 13:27Speaker 1: That's awesome. So you said Raj was on the show
- 13:31Speaker 1: Tuesday yesterday. Yeah, okay, Well this show show is going
- 13:35Speaker 1: to be a Thursday, so just okay, Yeah.
- 13:37Speaker 4: He was.
- 13:38Speaker 9: He was on with us on Tuesday promoting his big
- 13:41Speaker 9: special coming up on twentieth and appearance at the Addison
- 13:46Speaker 9: Improv Very cool.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Did he mention the Treehouse show at all?
- 13:50Speaker 8: Did you, Raj? I don't remember.
- 13:51Speaker 2: As we talked about it.
- 13:53Speaker 8: Yeah, I think so, but I don't remember.
- 13:57Speaker 2: She was asking about your new job, Tray, and so
- 13:59Speaker 2: that's how it came up.
- 14:00Speaker 8: Yes, that's true.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Yeah, but was that on the air or off the air?
- 14:05Speaker 2: I believe it? Are you doubting sons of bitches? I
- 14:11Speaker 2: know I know where to plug stuff.
- 14:14Speaker 1: After all this time? You better otherwise it's going to
- 14:19Speaker 1: be an awkward look.
- 14:21Speaker 2: And I bought up the three coin in the barrel
- 14:23Speaker 2: knuckle of fight at Dickie's. And yeah, well.
- 14:28Speaker 1: So Anna, what is the the average blood donor what
- 14:32Speaker 1: is the average donation? Like how many pints per person?
- 14:37Speaker 9: You can only donate a pint just one, okay, and
- 14:40Speaker 9: more than that it would be unhealthy.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I don't know. I've never done it, so
- 14:44Speaker 1: I'm just I mean, I've donated blood. I just don't
- 14:46Speaker 1: know what the average is. So the reason I ask
- 14:48Speaker 1: you what the average donation of blood is for donors
- 14:52Speaker 1: is did Raj go a full Indian and go less
- 14:54Speaker 1: than that? Or did he try to make up for
- 14:57Speaker 1: his his stingy stereotyping people and go over has.
- 15:02Speaker 8: A rare blood type.
- 15:03Speaker 9: He's AB positive, right, ra A negative A be negative
- 15:08Speaker 9: but he's very positive in his attitude, but he's a
- 15:10Speaker 9: B negative when it comes to his blood air blood type,
- 15:14Speaker 9: so we were very grateful for his pint.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you make money off that right.
- 15:22Speaker 8: On the black market.
- 15:23Speaker 3: No, when you're that, when they're uh their blood, your
- 15:31Speaker 3: blood rush, you absolutely can between blood and plasma, you
- 15:35Speaker 3: could be making some money.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I know my Praternier brothers did that in college
- 15:39Speaker 2: for pizza. I don't think I need to do that.
- 15:42Speaker 2: We're okay.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Yeah, but those are those old people. You're that AB negative,
- 15:45Speaker 1: you're that you're that sweet, sweet rare blood that can
- 15:48Speaker 1: really make some coin on it.
- 15:49Speaker 2: I was very Indian when when they were getting me
- 15:52Speaker 2: ready for the donation, I was at like I asked
- 15:55Speaker 2: the phlebotomist, who was surprised that I knew that she
- 15:58Speaker 2: was a phlebotomist and that's what they're a call. And
- 16:01Speaker 2: I was like, how long have you been doing this?
- 16:03Speaker 2: Like you know what, like what protocols do you have
- 16:06Speaker 2: in place? You know, how much like how much time
- 16:08Speaker 2: in between you swabbing me with the the alcohol swamp
- 16:12Speaker 2: and before drying it off, Like how much time do
- 16:14Speaker 2: you normally take? And she was very very very good.
- 16:17Speaker 2: She was like, I have to wait third, you know,
- 16:19Speaker 2: thirty seconds, and then it takes thirty seconds to dry off.
- 16:21Speaker 2: And I was like, that is the Indian in me
- 16:23Speaker 2: was like, that is correct. Correct.
- 16:26Speaker 1: You weren't asking her to find out, you were asking
- 16:28Speaker 1: to see if she knew.
- 16:29Speaker 2: That is correct.
- 16:31Speaker 8: It's the medical background.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Background, that's right, yes, and so everything that was being done.
- 16:38Speaker 2: I was like, that doesn't look correct. Okay, that is correct.
- 16:42Speaker 2: She she was. She was very sweet and my my donation,
- 16:47Speaker 2: like it got started a little slow because I think
- 16:48Speaker 2: the needle was in too far and so they had
- 16:51Speaker 2: to like pull back out and turn and you feel
- 16:55Speaker 2: that and I have a high pain threshold, so I giggled,
- 17:00Speaker 2: so they thought it was okay to keep on to turn.
- 17:01Speaker 1: It, oh he likes it, twist it or.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it was done. It was so quick
- 17:10Speaker 2: and and hey, free snacks. I was told I was
- 17:13Speaker 2: supposed to get some sort of a shirt and towel.
- 17:16Speaker 8: I have that.
- 17:17Speaker 2: I got nothing.
- 17:19Speaker 8: I have the shirt.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Yes, well, thank you. That was very well. I mean
- 17:25Speaker 2: it's free, right.
- 17:26Speaker 8: I mean, if it's free, it's for me?
- 17:28Speaker 2: Is that it? That's the Indian motto? I think that's
- 17:31Speaker 2: our I think that's how our national anthem starts.
- 17:34Speaker 1: That that's what it says right there underneath the flag.
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- 18:32Speaker 1: this is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's trade. That's Raj.
- 18:34Speaker 1: She is Anatajaro from the Bow and Them show on
- 18:37Speaker 1: lone Star ninety two five. The Carter Blood Drive is
- 18:40Speaker 1: happening right now in North Texas. And Raj say, what
- 18:44Speaker 1: does Raj, what does the Indian flag look like?
- 18:49Speaker 2: It's if you've ever been to the Hampton Inn, It's
- 18:52Speaker 2: just the white flag with the Hampton and logo UH
- 18:57Speaker 2: waves and solidarity of all the people that will soon
- 19:00Speaker 2: leave India to come abroad. And then meet your overnight needs.
- 19:05Speaker 2: And then a non constitute sense of the word.
- 19:09Speaker 1: And what's the slogan underneath if it's free for me? Yeah,
- 19:14Speaker 1: and then and then even smaller below that, but not for.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Thee Oh you read the fine print.
- 19:24Speaker 4: I did.
- 19:25Speaker 1: It's in there. You gotta look, you gotta look hard,
- 19:28Speaker 1: but it's there. And does the does the blood drive
- 19:34Speaker 1: continue through the weekend or does it in Friday?
- 19:36Speaker 8: It'll wrap up on Saturday. So tomorrow we're in Frisco.
- 19:40Speaker 9: We'll be at Billy Bob's on Friday, and then Saturday
- 19:44Speaker 9: we'll be at Nebraska Furniture Mark and the Connie and
- 19:46Speaker 9: I really do appreciate the Treehouse helping us promote this.
- 19:49Speaker 8: That's awesome.
- 19:50Speaker 1: No, it's our pleasure. Okay. So uh, Thursday, you are
- 19:54Speaker 1: aware again.
- 19:55Speaker 9: In Frisco at Total Healthcare on Eldorado Parkway.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Okay, Total health Care, Total Healthcare, Eldorado Parkway.
- 20:05Speaker 9: And then Friday at Billy Bobson Fort Worth, getting our
- 20:08Speaker 9: country on. And then Saturday, Saturday, Nebraska Furniture Mark at
- 20:13Speaker 9: Grandscape in the colony.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Jesus there ping pong in the out of you guys
- 20:19Speaker 1: all across the f.
- 20:20Speaker 9: W as many places in the metroplex, so you know
- 20:25Speaker 9: all the hot zips that kind of stuff. Oh yeah,
- 20:28Speaker 9: make sure that you know as many people are able
- 20:30Speaker 9: to come by and help us out.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Raj. When she says hot zips, she means popular zip
- 20:37Speaker 1: codes for lone starred listeners, not some sort of racial slur.
- 20:44Speaker 2: I was gonna say, that's my category.
- 20:48Speaker 8: Has a whole different list of hot zips.
- 20:51Speaker 2: And also I do have to say, Toby, Oh look
- 20:55Speaker 2: at that.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Oh is that you said? That's Toby?
- 20:58Speaker 3: This is Toby matt Ah nice, Wow, you're your You're
- 21:04Speaker 3: you're Yorky.
- 21:04Speaker 1: It's not a guy. I don't want someone taking that
- 21:06Speaker 1: and is showing us they're very gown. Toby, We're gonna
- 21:09Speaker 1: have a Yeah, it really is. It's bring yours, bring
- 21:13Speaker 1: your puppy to Treehouse day.
- 21:15Speaker 2: Oh. Dan's an ordained minister, so let's make this happen.
- 21:18Speaker 8: Yes, yes, Trey, what do you think it's totally You.
- 21:21Speaker 2: Can get them married right now.
- 21:22Speaker 1: You want me to unite Daisy and Toby and unholy matrimony.
- 21:29Speaker 2: And you can stay at the Hampton Inn afterwards.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Don't forget the powdered egg breakfast.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Yes, and can I just say, with the Carter Blood
- 21:40Speaker 2: Blood Drive quality snacks, my friend quality snacks, missus Field Uh,
- 21:45Speaker 2: missus Field's cookies. Uh. They make sure that you eat beforehand,
- 21:49Speaker 2: so they're like, please help yourself. Checks mix not like
- 21:52Speaker 2: you like you know in a ziplock bag that your
- 21:54Speaker 2: grandma made, like actual checks mix. Uh. Peanut butter and
- 21:58Speaker 2: cheese crackers.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Were thes Were these snacks provided by Carter Bloodcare. Yes, yes,
- 22:07Speaker 1: that's unfortunate because I think I figured out. I think
- 22:10Speaker 1: I figured out another example of where iHeart is leaving
- 22:14Speaker 1: money on the table because Iheart's the company that owns
- 22:17Speaker 1: lone Star. What you could have done is is bring
- 22:20Speaker 1: in a third party to supply the snacks for the donors.
- 22:24Speaker 1: And that's another advertiser like have have TIFFs, treats, pay
- 22:30Speaker 1: for the h you know, the opportunity to be the
- 22:34Speaker 1: official snack giver of the bow and then Blood Drive
- 22:37Speaker 1: donation drive brain of.
- 22:40Speaker 8: Dan O'Malley to help us out.
- 22:42Speaker 3: I'm surprised iHeart didn't confiscate the snacks and then resell
- 22:45Speaker 3: them in the breakroom.
- 22:47Speaker 1: They wouldn't resell them in the breakroom. They would be
- 22:50Speaker 1: served as free snacks on Bob Pittman's jet. If they're
- 22:55Speaker 1: in the iHeart breakroom, they'd be for five or six bucks.
- 22:59Speaker 9: Dan.
- 22:59Speaker 3: No, they they are not going to skimp on Pittman's jet.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Yeah, because this was straight up from the Dollar Tree,
- 23:07Speaker 2: Like you could tell, like I I shopped there, and
- 23:10Speaker 2: I'm like, I know where they got this stuff. Oh,
- 23:15Speaker 2: this was this was straight up Dollar Tree. I was
- 23:18Speaker 2: like when I sat next to the because you do
- 23:22Speaker 2: get a little lightheaded when they take your blood, so
- 23:24Speaker 2: they make you sit for about ten or fifteen minutes,
- 23:26Speaker 2: and I say, I sat right next to the wicker
- 23:28Speaker 2: basket that had the snacks in it, and I'm like,
- 23:30Speaker 2: I looked at that wicker basket and I went Dollar Tree,
- 23:32Speaker 2: all four. I know exactly where they got that. And
- 23:36Speaker 2: then the individually packeted missus Field's cookies. I was like,
- 23:39Speaker 2: mm hmm, they're coming a box of three. I know
- 23:40Speaker 2: exactly where that is. So yeah. And then it was
- 23:44Speaker 2: power Aide, not even gatorade. I was like, come on,
- 23:46Speaker 2: carterre rare blood type, give me, give me some power aide.
- 23:50Speaker 1: That actually is not a bad idea, right, you should
- 23:52Speaker 1: go unto Carter Blood Care when it's time to donate
- 23:54Speaker 1: blood and be like, hey, I want the good snacks.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Because I'm you want the top shelf blood. I should
- 24:00Speaker 1: get the top shelf snacks, not the negative snacks. Want Yeah,
- 24:05Speaker 1: you don't. You don't want like the old negative cheesems.
- 24:09Speaker 1: You want the ab negative top shelf cheese.
- 24:13Speaker 2: It's oh yeah, oh yeah, I want goldfish with the
- 24:17Speaker 2: actual blast oah header, that's what I want. Yeah, that's what.
- 24:21Speaker 2: And I want a comfy recliner and not just the
- 24:24Speaker 2: and a TV to watch I have. I have demands
- 24:26Speaker 2: now now that you guys have told me how rare
- 24:28Speaker 2: the blood type is, you have a right demands next year.
- 24:30Speaker 2: I'll see you next year. And I got demands this time.
- 24:35Speaker 8: Kind of thing.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I want the beach doll that I
- 24:37Speaker 2: was supposed to get to be on the chair I
- 24:40Speaker 2: can lay, and I'm gonna have like the little foil
- 24:42Speaker 2: thing like where you can get the sun so I
- 24:44Speaker 2: can stand a little bit.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I got bad news for you because I googled it.
- 24:49Speaker 3: Your blood type is so rare that demand is low.
- 24:52Speaker 1: So among the masses. No, no, no, no, hang on, hang on.
- 24:57Speaker 1: I've got you. I've got you. All you you need
- 25:00Speaker 1: is to find one billionaire that shares your blood type
- 25:03Speaker 1: and you can be their own personal blood bag. And
- 25:07Speaker 1: it would be so fitting if it's iHeart CEO Bob Pittman.
- 25:16Speaker 4: You're in the Treehouse.
- 25:19Speaker 7: Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
- 25:34Speaker 10: You're listening to the tree House.
- 25:36Speaker 6: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
- 25:42Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with
- 25:44Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and special guest and friend of
- 25:49Speaker 1: the tree House Anna Daharo from the Bow and Them
- 25:51Speaker 1: show on lone Star ninety two.
- 25:53Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 25:55Speaker 1: You uh taking part in the Bone and Them blood Drive.
- 25:58Speaker 1: How many years now has it been that Bo has
- 26:01Speaker 1: been doing this.
- 26:03Speaker 8: Forty ninth annual blood drop?
- 26:06Speaker 2: Wow?
- 26:07Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean he's been I think forty two years
- 26:11Speaker 8: doing it.
- 26:12Speaker 9: But it's the forty ninth annual blood drive for a
- 26:16Speaker 9: rock station. It started with Q one O two Yeah,
- 26:21Speaker 9: over to KZPS and lone Star because you know, there's
- 26:24Speaker 9: been several name changes over the years. But no, we're very,
- 26:30Speaker 9: very proud to be associated with it. In the Carter
- 26:33Speaker 9: Blood people are awesome. Even if Raj was saying that
- 26:37Speaker 9: the snacks were from the dollar tree. Hey, we feel
- 26:40Speaker 9: good for other things like we want to make sure
- 26:44Speaker 9: that we hire the bottomists.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Absolutely, I was loving it. I got myself some checks
- 26:50Speaker 2: mixed and two missus Field's cookie of our aid water.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I'm just hung up on the fact that iHeart missed
- 26:55Speaker 1: an opportunity for third party promotional ad dollars. Yeah, but
- 27:02Speaker 1: what do I know about radio? If you think about it,
- 27:06Speaker 1: m uh Anna, have you ever been so you were?
- 27:11Speaker 1: You've been working in radio for many many years, and
- 27:14Speaker 1: I know, having worked in radio for many many years,
- 27:17Speaker 1: sometimes times get a little tough. Have you ever thought
- 27:20Speaker 1: about selling your bathwater as a side hustle?
- 27:23Speaker 9: No?
- 27:24Speaker 1: Never, don't uh, don't discount it. Don't discount it. Because
- 27:29Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney, movie star actress, she reached I'm sure you've
- 27:32Speaker 1: heard about it. She partnered up with Doctor Squatch, did
- 27:36Speaker 1: some bathwater soap and they sold out in minutes. Now
- 27:39Speaker 1: now her bathwaters hit the secondary market. And after we
- 27:42Speaker 1: talked about that earlier, roj you brought up a really
- 27:44Speaker 1: good point, which is, well, after Sidney Sweeney's bathwater, who
- 27:51Speaker 1: is doctor Squatch gonna work with next?
- 27:55Speaker 2: Yes, I have a the go to if you want
- 27:59Speaker 2: to turn it into whole. You get the Chicago Pope.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Yeah, a little Pope bathwater, a little Pope water.
- 28:11Speaker 4: So titles.
- 28:20Speaker 2: We also need to find somebody that makes soap so
- 28:22Speaker 2: we can start selling this ourselves. Yeah, absolutely, from Chicago
- 28:28Speaker 2: to the Vatican.
- 28:31Speaker 1: You know, I'm actually because when you asked who's bathwater
- 28:33Speaker 1: is next, I'm surprised they haven't done this already with
- 28:36Speaker 1: somebody else. Uh Like, I'm surprised Kiss didn't do it first. Now,
- 28:41Speaker 1: for the record, maybe they have and I just somehow
- 28:44Speaker 1: missed it. But you talk about one of the most
- 28:46Speaker 1: licensed entities ever on the planet. I mean, Kiss is
- 28:52Speaker 1: slightly above Jesus only because Jesus didn't get in early
- 28:55Speaker 1: like Kiss did. When it comes to licensing things. They
- 28:58Speaker 1: have a Kiss casket, they have all the kissed products
- 29:00Speaker 1: you can buy. So I'm actually wondering has Kiss ever
- 29:06Speaker 1: done bathwater? I mean, I'm sure there's been plenty of
- 29:10Speaker 1: housekeepers who wish they didn't experience Gene Simmons bathwater.
- 29:16Speaker 2: But still, would you bathe in Jene Simmons bathwater?
- 29:21Speaker 1: That just sounds no, I wouldn't. But what about the
- 29:24Speaker 1: tens of thousands of women that he claims to have
- 29:27Speaker 1: been with romantically. I wouldn't want to be with him romantically,
- 29:30Speaker 1: let alone get in a tub with him.
- 29:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that train has has left. Like
- 29:39Speaker 3: I don't think there's a big desire for Geene Simmons
- 29:42Speaker 3: saggy ball water.
- 29:45Speaker 1: But it's such a catchy name.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Coney Island saltwater toffee.
- 29:54Speaker 1: And it works out great for Gene because he doesn't ever,
- 29:56Speaker 1: he doesn't even have to actually submerge himself into the
- 30:00Speaker 1: bath water. All he's got to do is just drop
- 30:03Speaker 1: him just touch the surface and boom.
- 30:06Speaker 2: He's just gonna tea back the tub, Just tea back
- 30:09Speaker 2: the tub, and it counts.
- 30:10Speaker 1: It's now Jeene Simmons bawl water.
- 30:16Speaker 2: You call it Gene Simmons, Geene Simmon's sweet tea.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Eat your out, Arnold Palmer, Oh so gross. That is
- 30:35Speaker 1: just really super nasty.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I need the Pope, the Pope.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Soap, actually, yeah, that would be nice. After after Gene
- 30:43Speaker 1: Simmons bawl Water, we're gonna need the Pope butter rope
- 30:46Speaker 1: soap to clean us all up.
- 30:47Speaker 4: A little bit.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Lint is never gonna be the same for you, Anna, Yeah,
- 30:55Speaker 2: she's she celebrates the do you still every Lent you
- 31:00Speaker 2: you do a thing?
- 31:02Speaker 8: This year I gave I gave up bread again for Lent.
- 31:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 31:06Speaker 2: See the last time I brought in donuts during Lent.
- 31:09Speaker 2: And I didn't know she was a devout lentist or
- 31:12Speaker 2: a lentil. I don't know what you lentil.
- 31:16Speaker 1: It's lentil forever forever. Now it is. You're known as
- 31:19Speaker 1: a lentil.
- 31:22Speaker 2: And in your Hispanic background, so you're a brown lentil.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Brown, spicy, spicy, spicy lentil.
- 31:28Speaker 2: I like it. That's so that would be your bathwater.
- 31:32Speaker 2: It'd be lentil soup and a lentil soup.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Lone Star listeners are lining up as we speak.
- 31:49Speaker 4: You're in the Treehouse.
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- 32:36Speaker 1: I'm Dan, he's Trey. That's Raj. She's Anadaharo from Bowen
- 32:40Speaker 1: Them Show on lone Star ninety two to five. Anna,
- 32:43Speaker 1: we've known each other for many, many years. And you
- 32:46Speaker 1: have a new family member you brought. You brought little
- 32:49Speaker 1: Toby with you. Toby is your new York key. How
- 32:52Speaker 1: old is Toby now?
- 32:53Speaker 8: Ten months old?
- 32:55Speaker 4: No?
- 32:56Speaker 1: And Trey has Daisy with him and Trey howld is
- 32:59Speaker 1: Daisy year? Three pound shuala?
- 33:01Speaker 3: She turned fifteen on June fifth?
- 33:04Speaker 1: Okay, Anna, is Toby is to is Toby fixed yet?
- 33:08Speaker 8: He is?
- 33:09Speaker 1: Okay? Well, so if we get your two dogs together,
- 33:13Speaker 1: then we don't have to worry about them procreating into
- 33:15Speaker 1: something really terrifying looking. But like Raj was saying in
- 33:21Speaker 1: the break, he doesn't necessarily think Daisy would be into,
- 33:24Speaker 1: you know, such a younger, younger dog. But Raj, let's
- 33:27Speaker 1: not discount this. Toby might be into old bitches.
- 33:32Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, you know that Daisy is a
- 33:34Speaker 2: Highland ped dog, so she might be into the young
- 33:38Speaker 2: is Toby has he ever been a pool boy at
- 33:41Speaker 2: any point, or maybe we can just dress him up
- 33:45Speaker 2: as one and to see what happens.
- 33:48Speaker 9: Just see what happens a Hawaiian shirt, so he could
- 33:52Speaker 9: be a pool boy.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Oh wow, now that's a radio dog.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Here's a morning show future.
- 34:02Speaker 1: I listened to that morning show. I'd listen. I'd listened
- 34:06Speaker 1: to Toby the Yorkie in the mornings. Yes, it's a be
- 34:13Speaker 1: syndicated in one year. All right, well, let's let's do
- 34:18Speaker 1: something serious here. You know, you know, I gotta do
- 34:20Speaker 1: something good of of you know, worthwhile. Today is Thursday,
- 34:25Speaker 1: June twelfth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some
- 34:30Speaker 1: birthdays and I forget. Do you guys do birthdays on
- 34:33Speaker 1: the Bow and them show.
- 34:35Speaker 9: Both will mention birthdays off like rock stars and then
- 34:39Speaker 9: like play a song or an old interview with them.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Very good. That takes planning. We don't do that here.
- 34:45Speaker 1: We just go cold on the birthdays and see what
- 34:47Speaker 1: happens today. Abby Lee is thirty eight. Abby Lee is
- 34:52Speaker 1: an Australian model. She's been in some movies such as
- 34:57Speaker 1: the Dark Tower, Gods of Egypt, and she was the
- 35:00Speaker 1: Dag in Mad Max Fury Road. There you go speaking
- 35:06Speaker 1: that actually works out. We mentioned blood bad blood bag earlier,
- 35:09Speaker 1: and that's where I got the term blood bag was
- 35:11Speaker 1: from mad Max Fury Road. See it all, it all,
- 35:15Speaker 1: it all comes together. It all comes together like a
- 35:18Speaker 1: pair of curious lesbians. Other birthdays today, Dave Franco turns
- 35:25Speaker 1: forty today. Dave Franco was forty. He is an actor.
- 35:27Speaker 1: He is the younger brother of James Franco, and he's
- 35:32Speaker 1: been in a number of films. I guess the ones
- 35:34Speaker 1: he's best known for would be the Now You, Now
- 35:36Speaker 1: You See Me, or Now You Don't See Me whatever,
- 35:39Speaker 1: that the franchise of Magician movies. Uh, it's it's weird
- 35:43Speaker 1: that I had never seen any of those movies until
- 35:45Speaker 1: this year. I finally saw the first one and I
- 35:47Speaker 1: loved it. I thought it was really good, so much
- 35:50Speaker 1: fun tray, have you seen any of them?
- 35:52Speaker 3: No, it's funny you said that, because that's one of
- 35:55Speaker 3: the things that I saw on Netflix the other day,
- 35:57Speaker 3: and it's like, those look really good, great casts exactly.
- 36:01Speaker 1: The cast is phenomenal. That's one of those movies where
- 36:04Speaker 1: the plot would be secondary to a cast that extraordinary.
- 36:09Speaker 1: What you got, Dave Franco. That's not one of the
- 36:11Speaker 1: top billing guys. But you got Woody Harrelson, Morgan Freeman,
- 36:15Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman, Joila Fisher, Jesse Eisenberg, Jesse Eisenberg. Yeah, now
- 36:23Speaker 1: you've seen me movies really really good. I know there's
- 36:25Speaker 1: a second one, and there's a third one that I
- 36:27Speaker 1: think is coming out later this year. I've still only
- 36:29Speaker 1: seen the first one, but if you have not, I
- 36:32Speaker 1: highly recommend drate do that this weekend.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and the second one has Michael Caine and Daniel Radcliffe.
- 36:37Speaker 9: Oh cool.
- 36:40Speaker 1: I really like what Daniel Radcliffe has done with his
- 36:43Speaker 1: career post hair Harry Potter.
- 36:44Speaker 2: Oh yeah, although I am a fan of old Ron
- 36:48Speaker 2: Weasley Ruper Grint, he is done. What's even doing nothing
- 36:51Speaker 2: at all? But he there's a great interview that if
- 36:54Speaker 2: you watch with Daniel Radcliffe where he just randomly buys
- 36:57Speaker 2: them the weirdest things and sends them like to their house.
- 37:00Speaker 2: So on one birthday, he sent Daniel Radcliffe a trumpet
- 37:05Speaker 2: and a British phone booth just out of They just
- 37:09Speaker 2: showed up at his door and so he's like, you
- 37:12Speaker 2: just got a sign for this. He's like, I don't
- 37:15Speaker 2: play the trumpet and there's no phone inside the phone booth.
- 37:19Speaker 2: Birthday President.
- 37:20Speaker 3: When you've got Harry Potter money.
- 37:25Speaker 1: You gotta find something to do with your tongue.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would do the same thing. I'm like,
- 37:29Speaker 2: here's a here's a bassoon. I don't know what to
- 37:31Speaker 2: do with it, but it's yours.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, let's see ardam chinwitzte is forty three.
- 37:43Speaker 1: He is a Dancing with the Stars pro. He won
- 37:45Speaker 1: the twenty ninth season with Caitlyn Bristow from the Bachelor
- 37:49Speaker 1: Bachelorette franchise. His other partners have included Watch Out for
- 37:56Speaker 1: the Knee, Nancy Kerrigan, Maureen McCormick, Leah Thompson, and Patti LaBelle.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Former Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima turns forty four. She
- 38:09Speaker 1: was the one that claimed to be a virgin before
- 38:11Speaker 1: she got married in two.
- 38:12Speaker 4: Thousand and nine.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Okay, I'll just gotta just let that just kind of no,
- 38:21Speaker 1: I was.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Just like that. That's a c. Green still says he
- 38:24Speaker 2: is currently still one the Lakers basketball player. He was
- 38:29Speaker 2: fasy first.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Has he never been like he has to have spilled
- 38:33Speaker 1: something by now.
- 38:35Speaker 2: I don't know he still says that he is at
- 38:39Speaker 2: sixty two, I believe sixty two or sixty three.
- 38:41Speaker 1: So I'm guessing that he's never been married. He's just
- 38:43Speaker 1: perpetually single.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Or she's perpetually bored. One of the two, she's perpetually sad.
- 38:51Speaker 2: If he is married, Well.
- 38:52Speaker 1: No again, this is a popular phrase inside the Treehouse today.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Let's not discount this. This might be I deal for her.
- 39:01Speaker 1: She's got an old, rich guy that doesn't want to
- 39:03Speaker 1: touch her.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Okay, hmmm, the uptown trifecta.
- 39:12Speaker 1: In the uptown Dallas world, he is a unicorn.
- 39:18Speaker 3: Acey Green was a virgin during his career, but he
- 39:21Speaker 3: got married in two thousand and two.
- 39:23Speaker 2: Okay, well sellout. What a bitch.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Jesus just hanging his head in shame.
- 39:36Speaker 2: So disappointed?
- 39:38Speaker 3: Magic Johnson going should have listened to you.
- 39:47Speaker 10: You're listening to the Treehouse.
- 39:49Speaker 6: Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
- 40:06Speaker 4: You're in the Treehouse.
- 40:08Speaker 7: Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Magic, How bad is it? How disappointed? What was it like?
- 40:23Speaker 1: You got to be so hurt? Magic? What's it like
- 40:25Speaker 1: having aids? Well, you know it's it's really bad, but
- 40:29Speaker 1: it's not nearly as bad as that I told you
- 40:31Speaker 1: so face from Ac Green.
- 40:36Speaker 2: He's just in the room with him.
- 40:42Speaker 1: It is time to advertise right here inside the Treehouse show.
- 40:45Speaker 1: If you want uh sponsorship opportunities are available to shoot
- 40:49Speaker 1: us an email Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com.
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- 40:54Speaker 1: right here inside there. All right, are you guys familiar
- 41:01Speaker 1: at all with the burnt toast theory?
- 41:05Speaker 2: No good having to soap? What's up that you're having
- 41:10Speaker 2: a stroke? Isn't that when you smell burnt toast?
- 41:12Speaker 1: No, So this is a theory, not something in practicality,
- 41:15Speaker 1: like if out of nowhere you smell burnt toast, there
- 41:17Speaker 1: might be some cause for concern because yeah, maybe it's
- 41:20Speaker 1: a stroke.
- 41:22Speaker 4: But no, the.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Burnt toast theory refers to if you are making breakfast
- 41:27Speaker 1: and you burn your toast, don't be mad about it
- 41:29Speaker 1: because the effect of you having to remake your burnt
- 41:35Speaker 1: toast might save your life. So an example of this
- 41:39Speaker 1: in real life recently, a lady went viral on TikTok,
- 41:43Speaker 1: and by viral these days, it's got tons and tons
- 41:45Speaker 1: of views. She hit the brakes really hard in her
- 41:49Speaker 1: car and her Chipotle order went flying into the windshield
- 41:54Speaker 1: and all over the floorboard. Right, instead of losing her mind,
- 42:00Speaker 1: she said, you know what, this should bother me, but
- 42:02Speaker 1: instead burnt toast theory, which led to a lot of
- 42:05Speaker 1: people commenting, what do you mean burnt toast theory? And
- 42:08Speaker 1: then they found out that the burnt toast theory is sure,
- 42:11Speaker 1: her chipotle got splattered all over the inside of her car,
- 42:14Speaker 1: but what if it saved her life. What if she
- 42:18Speaker 1: hadn't hit the brakes and the chipotle went flying. What
- 42:20Speaker 1: if some point later in the day, because that stalled
- 42:25Speaker 1: her just enough, she doesn't get hit by a truck
- 42:29Speaker 1: coming the other direction or something along those lines. So
- 42:32Speaker 1: it's supposed to be taking a negative into a positive. Well,
- 42:36Speaker 1: you burnt your toast, Well, the good news is you
- 42:37Speaker 1: have to stay and remake it. And because of that,
- 42:40Speaker 1: maybe you avoided the mass shooting at the mall.
- 42:44Speaker 2: Well, then I married a lady who saved my life
- 42:47Speaker 2: many many times.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Or she's just a really bad cook.
- 42:53Speaker 2: Correct on boat. Yeah, So the idea is, had she
- 43:02Speaker 2: not burnt her toast, the chipotle would have decapitated her
- 43:06Speaker 2: instead of hitting the windshield.
- 43:07Speaker 1: No, no, it's she's applying the burnt toast theory to
- 43:11Speaker 1: her errands.
- 43:13Speaker 3: Gotcha, there was something bad in the Chipotle that would
- 43:19Speaker 3: have given her food poisoning. Or it's the theory of
- 43:23Speaker 3: life that everything's supposed to happen, everything happens for a reason.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what is that? The theories? I forget the name,
- 43:34Speaker 2: but yeah, okay, I see that that could be. I've
- 43:36Speaker 2: done that before, where I'm like, if I would have
- 43:39Speaker 2: I had this one thing happened. I stayed for another
- 43:41Speaker 2: beer and I was leaving the barn, I just and
- 43:46Speaker 2: I didn't even want the beerd The bartender was like,
- 43:48Speaker 2: I thought you needed another one, So I took a
- 43:49Speaker 2: couple of SIPs instead of just leaving, and a car
- 43:52Speaker 2: went in front of me and hit the apartment building,
- 43:56Speaker 2: I mean to the right of me, Like went right
- 43:57Speaker 2: in front of me. But had I left without taking
- 44:00Speaker 2: a couple of SIPs up here, the car would have
- 44:02Speaker 2: hit me. So there's a uh, you have the burnt
- 44:06Speaker 2: toast theory. I have the buzzed rag theory.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Whatever you call it, it works for you, and whatever
- 44:12Speaker 1: you call it, it's a very selfish theory because if
- 44:16Speaker 1: you apply the burnt toast theory. To you, you're like, look,
- 44:19Speaker 1: I burnt my toast, so I had to remake it,
- 44:21Speaker 1: and it saved my life because because I had to
- 44:23Speaker 1: stay home and remake this toast, it saved me from
- 44:27Speaker 1: getting in a deadly car accident that happened on my
- 44:30Speaker 1: usual route to work. Gotcha, and you feel great. The
- 44:34Speaker 1: problem is that people that didn't burn their toast like
- 44:37Speaker 1: a bunch of morons, got t boned by a mac
- 44:41Speaker 1: truck on I thirty and they're all dead. But good
- 44:44Speaker 1: for you.
- 44:47Speaker 2: I bet the toast was good.
- 44:51Speaker 1: Well it better be. If you're like, if you're all
- 44:54Speaker 1: you're doing every morning is just remaking your toast, thinking
- 44:57Speaker 1: that every time you do it you're avoiding death. Okay,
- 45:00Speaker 1: you've got a problem, and eventually the toast will kill you.
- 45:04Speaker 3: I mean, if you're burning your toast, why aren't you
- 45:07Speaker 3: just turning down the thing on your toaster.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Because I'm avoiding death.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Tray's trying to kill everybody.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you just suck at cooking.
- 45:24Speaker 2: What's the burnt water theory? Can we do that one? Like?
- 45:26Speaker 2: That would be that would be fun.
- 45:28Speaker 1: How bad was your exit cooking?
- 45:32Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't eat many a meal that she prepared.
- 45:38Speaker 1: Well, she burned water.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there was there was so that the
- 45:43Speaker 2: burnt toast, the scraping of the burnt top into the
- 45:46Speaker 2: that that happened, And I was like, you know what,
- 45:49Speaker 2: let me just I don't know if I was trying
- 45:52Speaker 2: to kill her. I think I was like, because the
- 45:54Speaker 2: toast was always perfectly cooked, and she was the one
- 45:56Speaker 2: driving to work. So I don't know if that was
- 45:58Speaker 2: the underlying cause. Because if you burned your toast, you
- 46:01Speaker 2: might you might make it to work. Let me make
- 46:03Speaker 2: sure yours is perfectly dote.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Yeah, and again it's a very myopic theory. You burn
- 46:09Speaker 1: your toast, so you stay home to remake it, therefore
- 46:12Speaker 1: avoiding some horrific car crash. Well that's good for you.
- 46:16Speaker 1: What if the person who caused the car crash caused
- 46:19Speaker 1: it because their toast was so good they closed their
- 46:22Speaker 1: eyes to save it.
- 46:24Speaker 2: M I see, that's the delicious croissant theory.
- 46:31Speaker 1: It's like a final destination movie.
- 46:35Speaker 2: That's why I wanted the Chipotle to cut her head off.
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