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Episode 1712 - Execution Pay Per View! · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Drinking Throw.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I'm going to drink in bro's kids.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got that good, a morning coffee show here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Today, the you guys know and love.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then, coupe, I'm going to need a round of applause for something we've asked for for 10 years in this program.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's up?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Real quick, just give it a round of applause, and then I'll say it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We said that executions should start being public again.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Tenant freeers, town squares, we've said pay-per-view specifically.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody would watch and it would be fucking awesome.
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[SPEAKER_03]: it's finally coming true.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Pete Heggsiff announced that the Fort Hood shooter will be strained when it gets lit up by a firing squad on December 3rd.
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[SPEAKER_03]: At one PM, the same time that he committed his active terrorism in Fort Hood, which is great, which is
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[SPEAKER_00]: do things by the numbers 10, 7, 9, 11, blah, blah, blah, um, cold, let's do that too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, seven, or four, 11 maybe in London.
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[SPEAKER_00]: 7, 11.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what not?
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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, let's go ahead and give him a little bit of their own medicine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This absolute fucking wall will get into it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to start it out right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, he said he would stream this line of the left is having a melt down here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not just the left.
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[SPEAKER_03]: President Trump has approved it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You think he's just people in the right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: people that pretend to be I'm I welcome this for a variety of reasons one the psychological shit is real you see somebody fucking getting executed like that back in the the old days they would points with the children say hey you see that guy hanging right there don't fucking steal don't rob a bank don't do bad shit this one is a fucking terrorist great
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're all good here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the problem that people on the right are having?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, well, Joe Kent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See you on the right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not even close.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He says there's no doubt as Sondasers, the Dias crimes were demonic and unforgivable death by fireman squad as borderline two merciful.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But broadcasting as execution is beneath the dignity and decency of our nation.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Americans will use violence if and when justified, but we do not rejoice in it, kill him swiftly, and silently Streaming his execution is not just a stain on our morality.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It also gives the terrorists free propaganda as they will use to radicalize and recruit more terrorists like Nadal Hassan.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, that's a gay thing you're gonna hear today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's gay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's contrarianism for its own sake and the sign that his feelings have been hurt not of any principal position
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[SPEAKER_00]: just to be clear about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In addition to that, there have been people who've said today that we as Americans are above this and whatever the fuck else.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tell that to George Washington, who gathered 20,000 of his own men, as Thomas Hickey was publicly executed for plotting to assassinate him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the third point is, this nonsense about provocation assumes these animals
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[SPEAKER_00]: They've been coming after the West, invading and colonizing and raping and murdering, trying to control the world.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck him, kill him, shoot him in the face a thousand times until his head disappears on live television, and I'm going to fucking laugh my ass off when I see it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And applaud, I might even do a standing slow clap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I might do one, like not another teen movie style.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You fucking faggotts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: God damn it, get the fuck out of here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Coop, what's best in life?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I mean, I'd say did Crusher enemies see him driven before you and to hear the limitations of their women.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God damn right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Your God, you should put it camera on yourself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You said that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Fashionable.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I had the camera on me, my son.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you can't quote Conan, yeah, no business.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Talk it about public execution.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shut the fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you fucking kidding me?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're, we are a modern civilization fighting
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[SPEAKER_00]: a fucking stone age, savage culture that has no intentions on modernizing ever or joining the real world, no they want to dominate the real world.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you think what if we're nice to them, they're going to fucking start getting nice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you crush them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You drive them before you and you listen to the lamentations of their women.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've listened to quite a few of them actually.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh Mr. Mr.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shut the fuck up, pop, pop, pop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The fuck out of
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to watch it on December 3rd at 1 p.m. December 3rd, by the way, is a Thursday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that'll be our fake news show that day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to watch a live stream execution.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to have to find somewhere to watch it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe the app, you can watch it too with us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I think we might change the name to real news just for the day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Once, that'll be the first time in like 10 years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is going to be, I mean, I'm probably going to have to get Jared flying for that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, this is something you, you, you get the family rounds, the kids, everybody and enjoy this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So an army sergeant who was shot seven times by the Fort Hood Terrace, Nadal Hassan, he was asked what he thought about the public execution and, uh,
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[SPEAKER_03]: his words were I'm gonna be there to watch and before they pull the trigger I want to want him to look me in the eyes uh and I want him to know dude you fucking failed and I'm still here yeah and then let him know like hey uh your god isn't real hmm you're going into the dirt or hell those are your two options so fuck off dude yeah and if you do get virgins it'll just be
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[SPEAKER_00]: It, uh, and I don't know that there's any virgin goats left in hell, because you motherfuckers, I keep sending you there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck off.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cunt.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this guy, the only reason he survives by the way was by playing dead after repeatedly being shot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Seven times is a Hassan open fire on the soldiers in the medical building after shouting the infamous aloak bar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, God is great, is God's going to be great on December 3th at 1 p.m. Um, can't wait for that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I have not seen a firing squad in a long time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, how does that work?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, is it one or everybody's got blanks and then somebody's got real rounds or is it the other way around?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's got real rounds and one, one face, one blank, one blank, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I mean shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't need to do that for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you just fire eight RPGs at this guy Gotta be fucking hairs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be great But yeah, dude, it's uh
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[SPEAKER_03]: There was also, you know, here's the other part about it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's screens from a woman who was killed too in this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was a pregnant private, her name is Francesca Velaz, she was 21 in one year's old, and she screamed, please stop my baby, I'm pregnant, my baby, and he didn't care, killed her as well.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So,
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[SPEAKER_03]: yeah live execution might even play it on loop for 24 hours and you know try to find somebody with cocaine in the last five years or something like that or I just drink coffee all god damn nights and stay up and watch it on a loop for 24 hours that should be the new mr. beast video right there it's like all right can you stay awake for 24 hours and watch this piece of shit get fucking executed live as sure can jimmy
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna give me a fucking feastable to get out of here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, what am I gonna do?
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[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, we'll have double dags.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna have our terms.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're really gonna enjoy ourselves that day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I'm gonna have some shampers, actually.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know we own Hardy and Seltzer, but there is a time for a celebration with some shampers too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a special occasion.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think we have to have some champagne.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we might need to set up like just a, we'll get a close group of friends in the studio.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll set up a bunch of chairs and we'll just have a nice watch party.
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[SPEAKER_02]: uh... let me ask you this can you play a electric guitar uh... yeah if i have one that's i played for years before i switched over to acoustic great because it if you started to show off with don't fear the reaper i think that would be great i can i can do cowbell for sure i can play don't fear the reaper okay i can do cowbell for sure that i can give you give you a main triangle one of the best in the business um... and then we can really kick this off god damn it dude this is awesome
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm ants about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's time for shit like this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't understand the pushback all the way around, including fucking last night, man.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This fucking guy, the New Yorker.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, all right, cool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was the magazine that was so high-brow that nobody understood.
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[SPEAKER_02]: obviously hates Trump and all other shits now woke up to that trending and uh... turns out uh... in ice uh... the fucking eyes we're gonna abolish ice in the only issue they shot in the yorker last night is a new yorker
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's not a New Yorker.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Turns out the guy was in a gang, had a five-year-old in the car, and then tried to drive into other ice vehicles when they were trying to deport this motherfucker.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So they shot him, he's fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was a flesh wound, and he was just sitting on the curb afterwards, but everybody's freaking out about that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Why are they allowing people to say these phrases?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh, he's a New Yorker.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's not.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's an illegal alien.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the only New Yorker I consider.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I went to fucking grad school there, and then I live there another time, I don't ever consider myself a New Yorker.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's not long enough.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, I'm from Georgia, that's it, all right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It'd be fun to say it, and it's a cool phrase, and I'd love to sit on the block with Jenny, but I'm not a New Yorker, and neither is this fucking guy, dude.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And even Latissa James earlier today, I shot a New Yorker in front of a child in Marble Hill.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm keeping the victim and their family and my prayers tonight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We need a full investigation in the shooting we need accountability.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He had been arrested for like 21 charges, including like weapons, drugs, violence, you name it, and was in a fucking gang.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But we're throwing out thoughts and prayers to this piece of shit too, line him up as well.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Put him next to the guy in December third.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's make this a real UFC card of just 20 shit bags and then everybody gets to fire away.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't get this whole leg.
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[SPEAKER_00]: were above this, what are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like Andy Stump, who I like and respect made a comment about, what are the other countries who do public executions and do we want to be like them?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Andy with all the respect, we're not publicly executing people for speaking out against the government, or for being journalists.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're publicly executing him for killing a dozen of our service members in a baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's who we are.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We punish people for actual crimes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They've committed where there's a victim, not the state.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we do it with a clear conscience at least I do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think a lot of people would.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And once you ask the victims and their families, their families were celebrating this yesterday and the smorning and everything else, hey, we're finally gonna get some justice after all these years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mistakenly, like I said, what was the week you go on the show?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe some time this week who knows, then days all blend together here and time is a flat circle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was already executed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know there's been going on for fucking 20 goddamn years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This should have happened way sooner for Christ's.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is nuts, but I am amped about it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did they say where I'm looking, I'm trying to see where they're going to stream this and how they're going to stream this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that I don't know, that's a good question because obviously it can't be on any of the streaming services.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I can't not even Twitter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean Twitter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, maybe Twitter with good, but I don't think they let I don't think they I don't know that they would allow that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe maybe We will
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[SPEAKER_00]: our app would.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah sure, but I don't know, I would assume a White House website or some like that, or a government website, excuse me, not the White House.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I think a government website and some somebody might ask, well, how do we keep kids from watching this?
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[SPEAKER_00]: you're conservative.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You want the government controlling how your kids are raised and you're not conservative.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just say that, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, parent, your children.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't let them watch, I mean, look, you're, if you're kids.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're kids can figure out how to watch that, then they can figure out how to watch any of the weird shit that's on the internet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's a lot of tons, tons.
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[SPEAKER_03]: on YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So what's worse, her supporting the terrorist or us killing one live on TV?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And again, it's going to be a 1 o'clock.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Every kid should be in school on a Thursday.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see here if they've got an app or anything for this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There has been a public execution in United States and over 90 years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that actually.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that, but we'll make sure people are able to watch it and then it's public.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And this is Heggsith and says, it will be streamed live for the public, but they have been settled on a streaming destination for it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What makes, I heard another one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We don't glorify the killing of our enemies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember every sporting event and every concert in the United States that was happening in May of 2011.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Took the time to stop and announce that Ben Laude had been killed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and people cheered.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yankee Stadium lost their fucking minds.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't John Cena announce it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At WWE.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, what it lost reminds you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we fucking cheered the killing of our enemies, bitch.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We glorify it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What makes the green grass grow?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Blood.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I chanted that a thousand times in the energy school.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come on, man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are we talking about?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the fuck are we talking about?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's that's bad, and again, most of the shit they do is fucking public and we've seen all the videos.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care, I love this shit, and I wish we did more of it for Christ's six.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm looking here, the last public execution that we had in the U.S. was in 1936, and Owens Burrow Kentucky, it was a guy named Rainy Buffia, who confessed to the rape and murder of a 70-year-old woman.
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[SPEAKER_01]: and over 20,000 people showed up to wash the hanging.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would be there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd be there with the kids.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not kidding.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When people were bringing their children to public executions all the time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't lying at the top of the show.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, they really did, where it was just like, hey, don't do that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think that this guy's getting fucking hung for?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, when you were talking about that earlier, I think that we have,
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've been putting way too much effort in separating ourselves from consequences and from some of the dirtier parts of life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we've been executing people in the U.S. for, you know, since it's been the U.S. That's what old yellowers about, man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, one of the classic films in Americana is about a young boy taking responsibility to put his own dog down because it's his dog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I made our boys kill three dogs in the neighborhood this week.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, they weren't even sick.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they were just, they also weren't our dogs.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was just for practice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just for practice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they know now, they were crying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know the audience knows what I'm talking about, but I would see that, but it's it just shows who we are as a culture because like let's flip this right this failed execution Check Krista Pike She's conscious and speaking her attorney say they're gonna soon now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're gonna sue the jail for not being able to kill her and Everybody
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's now like, oh my god, this is so cruel and inhumane and everything else.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We've got to stop doing things like this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually a, it's the, it's a pretty humane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you dive.
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[SPEAKER_00]: These guys are expert marksman.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to get shot and, and die.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, your body will go into shock and I'm going to feel anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the other part too is like it's easier than this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Apparently it's apparently better than two lethal injections.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So fuck it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that bitch is up and walking around now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she probably wishes she had one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I bet, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, says after a medically unprecedented recovery,
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's continuing to save critical medical care.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why you got to have all the fucking blood.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What kind of fentanyl was she on in prison?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Where was she getting it from?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That she was able to withstand two lethal injections.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Or we should just like keep her alive and study her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: put her in one of those tubes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I forget which Marvel movie it was, where they were all kind of trapped in glass.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cases are little jails or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We should test this bitch for sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she might have some of those same jeans that like Aussie Osborn and Keith Richards have that just make him insanely resistant to drugs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, according to her attorney, and I'm just gonna read his statement here, she survived two complete rounds of lethal injection.
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[SPEAKER_03]: her Tennessee's protocol.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think I don't know what Tennessee's protocol, but isn't maybe somebody in the in the chat today knows more about this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I think it's isn't it three drugs.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The first one like dolls out your senses the second one puts you to sleep like little it not like puts you out your unconscious in the third one is the one that
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[SPEAKER_00]: It makes you die.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So there's two different dogs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's actually the one that they used on her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think then the potassium chloride shuts it down your organs while you're under But apparently if the other drugs don't work the potassium chloride is insanely painful.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so that that's what the lawyer's saying here the lawyer says That our arms were left burned and blistered
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[SPEAKER_00]: Cher execution in the US was a February of 2020, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: At River Bend, maximum security institution in Nashville.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I didn't know that it was that common.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In Thomas Jefferson's proposed 1779 Virginia Criminal Code,
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[SPEAKER_00]: It prescribed death by hanging from murder, but a murderer who killed someone at a duel, he proposed child suffered death by hanging, and if he were the challenger, his body after death shall be given it, which means displayed publicly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the person who removes it from the give it shall be guilty of misdemeanor and the officers I'll see that it be replaced.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he, Jefferson wanted people put on spikes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's funny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's great.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, movie teams don't do it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're just hanging all over the fucking place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And they would leave him there for a long time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is what John Adams said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: People's grief at a public execution is less violent at least.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If their feelings at such spectacles were very distressing, they wouldn't be less eager to attend that meeting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: People wouldn't show up if they were so bothered by it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No one's bothered by it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not true.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, but that's what we're doing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: At least half the country is they're celebrating these fucking people They're saying that bits you tried to die deserves rights is saying this fucking jackass Who shot up a bunch of our military men and women.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they got their rights, you know, and that there's there's no cruel and unusual like the it's been deemed Constitutional lethal injection firing squad nothing cruel or unusual about those
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[SPEAKER_00]: constitutionally, that has been adjudicated a million times.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So there's no violation of their rights is happening.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They got all the appeals.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why he's still alive 16 plus years later.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, and so, and with her, it's even longer.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So fuck off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to die.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The idea that she doesn't, she gets to, um, uh,
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[SPEAKER_00]: It kind of feels like she set us all up by requesting an all-female team.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We knew how that was going to go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Phil Donna Hue actually predicted this in 1994.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So the talk show host tried to make it happen in 1994, but was rejected.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he actually asked for it, but he did predict on air in 1994.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That one day we would have live executions on TV and in 1994 he petitioned the Supreme Court to videotape Lawson's execution on television.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who Lawson is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: arguing that the public needed to see capital punishment to decide if it was right or wrong.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was convicted of a 1980 murder, joined him in the petition and the Supreme Court turned them down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Donna, he wasn't asking for access to advocate for capital punishment, rather.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He says he was on the record against capital punishment, but he wanted to stream it on his show for ratings.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just asking questions, Phil, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I've met some of your protegease.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, boy, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I said it did it again for Timothy McVeight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's another one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That would have been a great one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You want to talk about a turnout.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now that you go to Oklahoma City and let those fucking cowboys rope them on the fucker up, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God, that'd be great.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let them take off down the road, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's the sides are kind of like the Boston Marathon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then this guy just let him run in the jumpsuit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You let a real fucking cowboy get out there, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: rope him up dude, string him time up and the thing yeah, yeah, we all empty the fucking old food from our Fridgerators again.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Shock it at him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God, this would be great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck in A. I mean shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now that we're talking about a pillories would be a good thing to bring back also for a little public humiliation.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just like some some steps before we get to the execution to see if we can put people back on the right track.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He just put him in a pillory out in public and let people fucking throw shit out of him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This guy goes on to say it'll be interesting if YouTube or any other platform will have fuck you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The good grace to stop it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So they're saying they're guests, by the way, Hollywood is it will be the White House website.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is a nice thing.
38:05
[SPEAKER_03]: That's everybody can chuck a couple shackles that and just have some laughs with the family.
38:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Again, do you do it like paper view where you start executing other people and kind of build up like some of the smaller people, like UFC, or like a boxing match?
38:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to see undercards of it.
38:22
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean, I don't, I wouldn't want to make a joke out of it.
38:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a somber moment where you get to see your enemy flayed before you, frankly.
38:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's, I'm not even kidding.
38:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a one-off, yeah, I think it's like a Roman triumphant.
38:39
[SPEAKER_00]: When a, when a general would defeat an enemy,
38:45
[SPEAKER_00]: They would bring back their cane or their general or something like that and parade them through the city and then they usually would get executed in the arena or something like that.
38:54
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like you want it to be honorable.
38:59
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not a fucking joke.
39:00
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy killed a bunch of people and now he's got a die in front of all of us.
39:03
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it is.
39:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want it to be a joke.
39:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I want everybody to look at him.
39:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the piece of garbage he is and see the fear in his eyes before he fucking dies.
39:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I either way can't wait, and I'm going to make an extra hotime assignment here today.
39:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Last night, so, I watched Rogers.
39:23
[SPEAKER_00]: must be listen to the show my grudders i came out debated else i need last night it didn't really stupid yes yes he did that's the only debate he's gonna have to do that uh that race as i mentioned before was already over but now it's definitely over else i had had no fucking chops what's so every had no answers to any of the questions he the only the one point he tried to make
39:44
[SPEAKER_00]: was that Mike Rogers is a carpet-backer and has a house in Florida, and Mike Rogers immediately said, well you have a house in United Arab Emirates, at least mine's in America.
39:53
[SPEAKER_00]: We got fucking lit up immediately.
39:57
[SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking mistake for Elsa, but that's the problem.
40:00
[SPEAKER_00]: When you're one of these socialist challenges, you got to go out and lie, lie, lie.
40:04
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to remember all your lies.
40:05
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't remember if he's in a Egyptian citizen or not.
40:08
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he, like, the point of the statement, a judge not unless you be judged isn't not to judge.
40:18
[SPEAKER_00]: It's that you're opening yourself up for criticism as well, right?
40:23
[SPEAKER_00]: People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
40:25
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're a person who has a house and in fucking Muslim country, maybe don't talk about a guy having a house in Florida, where there's no income tax.
40:35
[SPEAKER_03]: So by the way, I didn't know that until last night.
40:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that he had a house ever since.
40:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's allegedly, I mean, I don't know if it's, he's trying to deny now that he's in Egyptian citizen, but he's been claiming he was for a while.
40:48
[SPEAKER_03]: He also got called out last night on being a doctor, which you said over and over again on this show and he's not a fucking doctor He's a doctor the way that Jesse Jackson was a doctor by saying so.
40:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which out so my yeah, I've said that a lot I'm closer to a doctor than then I'll say that I think Probably have to finish some coursework and defend a dissertation
41:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're pretty close, right?
41:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
41:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking about it.
41:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
41:14
[SPEAKER_00]: K-State's got a good one, actually, that I've been looking at doing after this.
41:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got, I just finished the book and it's in edits now, and then with my agent.
41:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I've got one more book that I'm almost finished with.
41:29
[SPEAKER_00]: After that, I think it about going to get a PhD just so you've fucking held the
41:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Dr. Halloween.
41:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I have no use for it at all.
41:38
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
41:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just for ego.
41:39
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
41:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Getting a doctor at out of spite is one of the coolest things I've ever heard of.
41:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't decode a mire, didn't he get a doctor?
41:45
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he's got an honorary doctorate, but he can't read.
41:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Which means he doesn't even know if the certificate on its says doctorates also written crayon, which he ate after writing it.
41:57
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
41:57
[SPEAKER_00]: But he does call himself doctor.
41:59
[SPEAKER_03]: He does a trial.
42:00
[SPEAKER_03]: He does a trial.
42:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And I like my presence.
42:03
[SPEAKER_03]: So does Cosby?
42:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Cosby calls himself doctor, Cosby.
42:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You know that, right?
42:07
[SPEAKER_03]: He got one from Temple.
42:08
[SPEAKER_03]: And honor a doctor from Temple.
42:10
[SPEAKER_01]: You know you're getting to take it back.
42:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Or anesthesiologists actually doctors though?
42:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of them.
42:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Not all of that, some of them.
42:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know why.
42:21
[SPEAKER_00]: You can just go do it.
42:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not terribly difficult and despite being a fucking piece of shit, Cosby is not a dumb guy.
42:29
[SPEAKER_00]: He definitely could have gotten an actual PhD.
42:31
[SPEAKER_00]: What's he been doing for the last 40 years?
42:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.
42:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Go get a PhD instead of raping people.
42:36
[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
42:37
[SPEAKER_00]: He could have done it while he was in prison.
42:39
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think the backbreaker last night for this for real was when they asked about if he condemns Hamas or the Muslim Brotherhood and he would not do it last night.
42:51
[SPEAKER_03]: and even CNN had a fucking fit last night.
42:55
[SPEAKER_02]: After the debate was over and they were like, look.
42:59
[SPEAKER_03]: we got to start calling out these fucking can't if you can't to announce fucking terrorism during a fucking debate what are we doing here and these were Democrats last night on this panel saying this and I was like whoa when they've turned on you you know you got some problems because they were supporting a Nazi earlier up in Maine and actual one and and yeah that's a big sentancy for them to say that last night was was pretty surprising.
43:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, you went from Nazi to kid fucker, not kid.
43:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, it's cousin cousin, excuse me.
43:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think there's any smoke on Troy Jackson for being a pedophile aside from just being a Democrat, which is that that raises your chances by about 90%.
43:41
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, they were hurting up in Maine.
43:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know a whole lot of people.
43:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I was in the army with a couple of dudes for Maine.
43:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And there were just normal dudes.
43:54
[SPEAKER_00]: One of them was a,
43:56
[SPEAKER_00]: One of it was a former fisherman, and one of them was like a big hockey player, big boss of Red Sox fan, normal guy.
44:03
[SPEAKER_00]: He still, I still talked to him sometimes.
44:04
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a fucking normal guy.
44:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Just like, you, what's going on up there that those are the people you're finding?
44:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't really know, means a strange place.
44:14
[SPEAKER_03]: But on calcium, by the way, Rogers jumped 10 points last night after that debate.
44:20
[SPEAKER_03]: So people watched that, and then we're like,
44:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah, yeah, we we we probably shouldn't that's all the table that we're trying to That are trying to head edge around that.
44:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they probably cashed out on their fucking as soon as he said that They probably cashed out and then re-bet the other side, which is a smart thing to do by the way.
44:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if you can Couch your lousy if you can be on that site While some big events happening and immediately cash out before everybody else does it.
44:48
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like Vegas where they cut it off
44:50
[SPEAKER_00]: three minutes before the game starts or whatever the fuck or the halftime scores cut off like halfway through halftime or something like that for football.
44:58
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you can in the second.
45:02
[SPEAKER_00]: You can you can put your fucking predictions down.
45:05
[SPEAKER_00]: You can you can buy him back and then spend on a new prediction, which if you did that last night with my rod, as you probably made money on bows at both ends.
45:12
[SPEAKER_03]: to be honest.
45:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, cause there's an easy joke there with both hands.
45:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not gonna do it, it's okay.
45:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want you to, I wanna let all you guys know, I'm not gonna do that today.
45:21
[SPEAKER_03]: You know the weird things, so it's not gonna count you the other day.
45:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a lot of women.
45:25
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of women are predicting things.
45:27
[SPEAKER_03]: My sister even uses it.
45:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
45:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fascinating to me.
45:33
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, it's fun.
45:35
[SPEAKER_03]: To Dan's point, there's no cutoff like, it'll go all the way up until they call the actual election that night.
45:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's what I don't understand with Elsa and this guy, Peter Mayer, mayer, spelled the German way MEIJ or was talking about it on CNN last night, he's like I can't believe he hasn't figured it out.
45:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Forget about what you actually believe maybe, but just politically even when you're repeatedly asked the question, who's more dangerous to the US, Israel or Iran, and you say, you don't know, come on.
46:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, which one it is, like regardless of what you think about Israel's influence in our government, they're not actively trying to blow us up all the time or kill in our people and shit like that, except for 9-11 of course.
46:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the conversation you've got to have with dissident right people.
46:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Israel's in control of everything, but Ben, what's his nuts?
46:40
[SPEAKER_00]: The comedian.
46:42
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... bank's thanks did a great set the other day is like he was in uh... found fire he was an alabama or out Arkansas some shit and some guys are guys don't like jews he goes uh... okay one out he goes out they can they run they run everything run the government run run our country and he goes yeah what do you think about the country's best country in the fucking world like
47:04
[SPEAKER_03]: But if it's run by Jews, it's the best.
47:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they seem to like to do a pretty good job as worse He's on show bendbanges.
47:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, man.
47:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not predict that rise Fuck he's good dude.
47:18
[SPEAKER_03]: He's he's just like a really
47:21
[SPEAKER_03]: He's our guy.
47:22
[SPEAKER_03]: He's our guy.
47:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Right now.
47:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what, it's weird.
47:25
[SPEAKER_03]: It's common sense comedy about political shit.
47:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Not exactly like those bits that you just talked about with like Jewish people, it's shit like that.
47:34
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just common sense shit.
47:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody's like, oh fuck.
47:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And all of it's going viral and he's getting booked out everywhere, love to see it.
47:42
[SPEAKER_03]: He's actually a great dude in real life.
47:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I ended up, I saw him for the first time at a comedy show out in Austin and I had no idea who he was and this was when he was on his way up and like the room was just packed with liberals like just me and the people at my table were the only ones laughing at his jokes but we're all like one up to him after the show we're like dude that was fucking amazing we got his social media information yeah I've been a fan since I was to I was crying because I didn't there was one show I think it was
48:14
[SPEAKER_03]: me Evan, I think it was you, me when Evan went to show him and he was like an accidental opener for another body of ours and we were like oh shit, I didn't know and yeah, he I mean absolutely fucking killed and some of the other comics were not happy they were like man that was aggressive and he's like I don't know another way.
48:35
[SPEAKER_01]: When I saw him at that comedy show, he actually, I mean, technically bond because it was just like our table and maybe one other table in the room that we're laughing at him and everybody else had just like, oh, it's disgusting.
48:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's the thing about him.
48:46
[SPEAKER_01]: He's not afraid to sit in that, which man, he didn't, he did not give a fuck.
48:51
[SPEAKER_01]: It was amazing.
48:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, when you start bombing up there on stairs, there's no worse feeling in the world when you're just like, there's nowhere to go and you're.
48:58
[SPEAKER_03]: You can feel those beads of sweat just covered out your face that you're like, oh fuck.
49:02
[SPEAKER_03]: With him, though, he does it every single night, all over the literally all over the country, slash world.
49:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was in Canada at the end of the night.
49:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he doesn't fucking care anywhere, dude.
49:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Anywhere, anytime that motherbug doesn't care.
49:15
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's fun to see.
49:17
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really fun to see.
49:19
[SPEAKER_03]: This tornado here that we got coming up if you're looking out for it, just got up,
49:25
[SPEAKER_03]: boners that can't five right now uh let's see where this fuckers headed here because they were talking about potentially it might fuck with the game uh game day is gonna be inside um not Alabama Georgia game is in uh Tuscaloosa let's see Saturday early AM 75 mile an hour wins Saturday PM 40 mile an hour wins I don't know if they yeah they'll probably if it just went they'll play in it
49:52
[SPEAKER_03]: for sure.
49:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if it's in the dome, I don't know, it's not outside.
49:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I mean, yeah, when they'll play through, if it's not even some precipitation they'll play through.
50:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was one game I remember watching like that.
50:06
[SPEAKER_03]: It was an NFL game.
50:07
[SPEAKER_03]: It was Miami.
50:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It was three zero.
50:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fucking, fuel gold kickers were missing it like 60 yards to the right.
50:13
[SPEAKER_03]: It was pretty fucking funny.
50:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think there's going to be a lot of going forward on fourth down, I think.
50:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I would imagine.
50:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if they'll push it.
50:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me check it real quick.
50:23
[SPEAKER_03]: A bunch of people are about in this year.
50:28
[SPEAKER_03]: The internet's an amazing place.
50:30
[SPEAKER_03]: There's just AI photos of Alabama citizens with their houses fucking torn apart, but they're still watching the game.
50:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true.
50:38
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
50:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I can definitely vouch for that down there, but it's, oh Trump's going.
50:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Shit.
50:47
[SPEAKER_00]: He's gonna have a big foam finger.
50:49
[SPEAKER_00]: But I guess it'll probably be like this, actually.
50:52
[SPEAKER_00]: But it'll be smaller, because he's got a little hands.
50:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I read you his quote today?
50:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so good, dude.
51:00
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes, well, hurricane and football.
51:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I love Alabama.
51:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I gotta go to the game.
51:07
[SPEAKER_03]: can't be, be awfully hard.
51:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I mean, there's an emergency if there's a hurricane.
51:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to do anything to take the focus away from the great people that work on those things.
51:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Some of them tremendously great people.
51:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to take the focus off of this.
51:22
[SPEAKER_03]: So we'll have to see.
51:24
[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, I think it'll go off too.
51:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the biggest game of the weekend there, but it cat three for that area is not real good.
51:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to make mobile and all that other shit is down there, man, and yeah, stay safe.
51:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully this dies down and obviously keep an eye on it.
51:47
[SPEAKER_03]: They're expecting it to start tomorrow morning and push all the way through.
51:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we're going to get some rain and remnants of it, like starting Saturday night ourselves here.
51:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've been keeping eye on that.
51:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was going to be worse, but it looks like it's not going to be too bad at least.
52:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's going straight up.
52:02
[SPEAKER_03]: The country versus like up and over.
52:04
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, but if you're out there, stay safe.
52:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Keep an eye on it and I know we will.
52:13
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, man.
52:15
[SPEAKER_03]: crazy.
52:17
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're in Navar or Pennsylvania, if you're anywhere in the Redneck River era, actually not destined, but west of there, over near where the Air Force basis, Pensacola, Pensacola Beach, Gold Breeze, Navar, all that shit, I would recommend get the fuck out of dodge for the weekend.
52:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're talking about storm surges five to nine feet.
52:38
[SPEAKER_00]: That's yeah, you don't want to be there for that.
52:40
[SPEAKER_00]: No, just leave your shit there and get the fuck out.
52:43
[SPEAKER_00]: When?
52:43
[SPEAKER_00]: When is that
52:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Saturday morning.
52:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's that hitting their late Friday night?
52:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I know we're getting the revenue.
52:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure what I'm time is what I'm seeing here is it's looks like it's going to start making land fall at around 7 p.m. tonight.
52:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
52:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
52:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And then there's like there's some some people are predicting the the the the power is going to be out for like two to four weeks after that just because they won't be able to get to it for some amount of time.
53:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
53:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And with all these things, you know, fucked up, you know, exactly.
53:18
[SPEAKER_03]: The USS Lincoln returned, by the way, 265 days.
53:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they got a, I think they got a puck presidential unit citation, which is good.
53:28
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a tough job.
53:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever you think about being in direct danger as a ground combat person, that ship's got a suck.
53:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never done it before.
53:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Just being stuck on that fucking boat, doing the same 10 things for 12 hours a day, every day for months and months and months at a time.
53:51
[SPEAKER_00]: as you're waiting for resupply and all this other bullshit and really probably in some kind of comms blackout too where you don't know what the fuck's going on.
53:59
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like you're it's like time stops for you.
54:03
[SPEAKER_00]: The world stops completely.
54:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Just for you it keeps going everywhere your family still out there your kids whatever the fuck's going on You have no idea what's going on and you got to stay focused.
54:13
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't make any mistakes because you're in the middle of a word fucking sucks Some glad those dudes are coming back.
54:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, same man.
54:20
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you guys we got some breaking news?
54:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Mike Dittka.
54:25
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no
54:27
[SPEAKER_00]: He died?
54:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I was hoping he'd be alive to see this execution.
54:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, fuck.
54:31
[SPEAKER_00]: If anybody would've appreciated it, it'd been Mike Dicca.
54:33
[SPEAKER_01]: God dammit.
54:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, it looks like it was announced.
54:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Shit, maybe about 20 minutes ago.
54:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.
54:41
[SPEAKER_01]: What about his mustache?
54:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that the line?
54:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Mustache still going strong.
54:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
54:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, dude.
54:47
[SPEAKER_00]: We should have a burial, separate burial for the mustache.
54:51
[SPEAKER_03]: God, he was awesome.
54:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember him.
54:53
[SPEAKER_03]: He was also like really funny actor too.
54:56
[SPEAKER_03]: He did kicking and screaming.
54:57
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a scene when a him and Robert Duvall, they're just fucking yelling at each other.
55:01
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so good dude.
55:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, that sucks dude.
55:06
[SPEAKER_03]: He was, well, how old is it?
55:07
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we got here?
55:08
[SPEAKER_03]: 61 in plus?
55:09
[SPEAKER_03]: 26.
55:11
[SPEAKER_01]: 86 years, 87.
55:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you very much, 87.
55:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, wasn't his birthday.
55:16
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a great light.
55:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.
55:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, his birthday was in October.
55:20
[SPEAKER_01]: It was in two weeks.
55:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
55:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
55:21
[SPEAKER_03]: He smokes the guards, steakhouse.
55:24
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a good 87 years.
55:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck yeah, it is, man.
55:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was one of the greatest teams of all time.
55:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I was just with McMahon.
55:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Jim McMan's go, yeah.
55:33
[SPEAKER_00]: He was a big fan of my baby because it's name is Bear.
55:36
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, Bear, I'm a bear.
55:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'll do it.
55:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Big time.
55:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Once that CT kicks in man, it's hard to shake.
55:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Now he's good.
55:47
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes to Bio Accelerator, actually.
55:49
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
55:50
[SPEAKER_03]: How's he doing?
55:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Good.
55:51
[SPEAKER_03]: He was on the show years ago, and yeah, he openly discussed it.
55:55
[SPEAKER_03]: He's good.
55:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's trying to get back down there now.
55:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
55:59
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, Mike Dick, him man, was a fucking legend.
56:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, that whole S&L sketch.
56:05
[SPEAKER_03]: The bear that's dead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
56:10
[SPEAKER_03]: They were just on the TV the other night in prime time and they were cutting the crowd half of them were dressed as did come They should be I know and this week
56:19
[SPEAKER_00]: They should all be fucking dressed as Dithka.
56:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
56:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't lose this week.
56:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can.
56:25
[SPEAKER_00]: You can.
56:27
[SPEAKER_00]: The Cowboy sure did.
56:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
56:29
[SPEAKER_00]: That's embarrassing.
56:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I was fool.
56:32
[SPEAKER_03]: That janitor told him on the way out.
56:34
[SPEAKER_03]: DECBRESCA.
56:34
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're a GBAERIS fan, and you've got tickets to the ATLAMBO field this week, you better show up dressed like my Dithka.
56:41
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no excuse not to.
56:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
56:43
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's not like it's really hard to do it.
56:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's pretty yeah, just get a fake mustache if you can't grow one.
56:50
[SPEAKER_00]: It's too late to start growing one now spreads one and a half I'm now all in on the bears.
56:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
56:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you got to win one for the for the for the dicker for the dicker dude.
56:59
[SPEAKER_03]: You got a win one for the dicker What else is rocking up here?
57:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Shat man on that sucks damn it, man
57:10
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
57:11
[SPEAKER_03]: It's one of those people, man.
57:11
[SPEAKER_03]: You just think that there's still alive.
57:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And I only remember him as being like, rad and cool.
57:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't see him as like an old man.
57:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
57:19
[SPEAKER_01]: He's also one of those guys where he was famous enough outside of football.
57:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I've never been big in the sports, but like I knew who Mike Dicca was anytime he came up on screen.
57:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, dude.
57:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
57:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Sort of a bitch, dude.
57:34
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
57:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
57:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, it was a great life.
57:39
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a great steakhouse, by the way.
57:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Really enjoyed the steakhouse as well.
57:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody said he was fucking rad.
57:46
[SPEAKER_03]: They loved him too.
57:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of that, I started watching that Sabin Doc last night.
57:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
57:52
[SPEAKER_03]: What a great fucking documentary, man.
57:54
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to talk about focus and execution.
57:56
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of you guys in drink of roast sports always ask about like coaching kid stuff.
58:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Watch that Sabin Doc, man.
58:03
[SPEAKER_03]: The way he breaks that down, I've never heard
58:06
[SPEAKER_03]: a game broken down like that before and it was really, really impressive and it was like
58:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Some, the guy who taught him was like a hippie.
58:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like some fucking psychiatrist.
58:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's filled with action.
58:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, right?
58:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
58:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was interesting, because I wanted to ask you part of it.
58:25
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the things he said the psychiatrist told him, he was working at Michigan State, the psychiatrist, and he was head coach in Michigan State.
58:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So you got to ask who he was touching?
58:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
58:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, no offense.
58:36
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
58:37
[SPEAKER_00]: no offense to the got to the individual Michigan State.
58:40
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a plot I intended to offend you because you got to quit touching people up there.
58:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think that the big ten in general has got to stop touching people.
58:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have any ways.
58:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Shout out to Larry Nasser.
58:51
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, with this, the way he was breaking it down to him and everything else.
58:56
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the things he said was, you can't call kids who were 18 to 22 dumb.
59:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And when they cut back to Sabin, they said, well, what did you just call them dumb and he goes, no, I call them a dumb fuck, is what I said, but he goes, because the psychiatrist's man, you've got to choose a different set of words here for men that are 18 to 22 to get through their heads and make some sort of positivity out of it.
59:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard that before.
59:29
[SPEAKER_03]: and maybe there's something to it.
59:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Also, he wasn't afraid to lose it out of him.
59:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot all this shit.
59:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Murray goes, hey, we're building a culture here.
59:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not concerned with wins and losses.
59:38
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm going to give a fuck about when in a national championship.
59:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I care about you guys mean good men.
59:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And then the winning will come after that.
59:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's the first time I've ever heard a coach say that.
59:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And he had some bad fucking losses.
59:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot that he lost to University of Louisiana Monro for Christ 6 at the end of the year just because he refused to play some players who were missing classes and all that other shit and I was like all right and then that culture built up and then you're fucking dominating I mean you got to have an AD that allows it that allows it but if you do you can that's the right move for sure
1:00:14
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm sure there have been plenty of dudes who wanted to do that and didn't have the support from the university to do it.
1:00:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then what are you going to do there?
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Just like, I mean, you can't, you can't win if you get fired.
1:00:28
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are you going to do?
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Just get fired.
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_03]: They were asking about when it was low as moments two and a go.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that was the drive home that night.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was why, you know, you.
1:00:40
[SPEAKER_03]: kind of lost in your thoughts.
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So whatever, he goes, no, I pulled over to gas station to get gas.
1:00:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I had my LSU National Championship ring on my hand.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And he said the cash here at the gas station.
1:00:52
[SPEAKER_03]: It all the way up it goes.
1:00:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes, oh, hey man, what's the ring?
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I want a National Championship.
1:00:58
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, you know, hope to do the same thing in Alabama.
1:01:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And they got it and recognized them.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And he just goes, well, you're not going to do it.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Nick Sabin is coach.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_03]: to his face, even Nick Savin started laughing at that, and I was like, well, two-shay, sir, two-shay.
1:01:15
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I didn't know who he was.
1:01:17
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, this did get things everywhere.
1:01:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, this is on the head of Fox, and all those shit.
1:01:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn, dude.
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm looking at the rest of this here.
1:01:31
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a fucking coal burger guy.
1:01:33
[SPEAKER_03]: It's still trying to fucking get a re-trial these killers.
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_03]: It's nuts, man.
1:01:37
[SPEAKER_03]: It is fucking nuts out here.
1:01:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely fucking nuts.
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_03]: It's too bad we don't have the look-up computer right now.
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
1:01:45
[SPEAKER_00]: For Bluke's at a wedding.
1:01:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you seen that sexually transmitted diarrhea story?
1:01:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, was that real?
1:01:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's real.
1:01:55
[SPEAKER_00]: It is real.
1:01:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:01:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so,
1:01:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Polly Market, who's sucks because the other guys payin' us.
1:02:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, is ran a story, yes or not, the story that has made a post yesterday that said, uh, Justin, Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Halibre goes now of an absent from the campaign trail for 12 days as he battles quote the flu.
1:02:21
[SPEAKER_00]: 12 days a long time for the flu, um, and then Elon quote tweeted it and posted the picture of New York Post article sexually transmitting the diaries on the rise.
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_03]: No, boy.
1:02:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's morphing into a drug resistant super bug.
1:02:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, it's really funny.
1:02:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm looking at this up in the New York Post.
1:02:39
[SPEAKER_00]: This is real.
1:02:40
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually a really knows how to how to, how to troll, uh, I'm being trolled by one of the 12 mothers of his children that are, I mean, I can get the money.
1:02:50
[SPEAKER_00]: So what does he care?
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I mean, he's lost the other one.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_03]: The other broke up with her.
1:02:54
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish I wish we could pull this up in the New York Post.
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_03]: They actually have a guy, a white man sitting on the toilet with his jeans around his ankles.
1:03:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he just socks and no, she got, he got paid 250 bucks to take stock photos one day because he was trying to get an acting job.
1:03:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And now he's on the New York Post as having sexually transmitted diarrhea that won't go away.
1:03:18
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a super bug.
1:03:20
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what happens.
1:03:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, fuck dude.
1:03:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Why we didn't sell our, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:03:31
[SPEAKER_03]: S-H-I-G-E-L-L-A.
1:03:34
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a nasty illness that comes that causes.
1:03:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Excuse me, for more than uncomfortable deduces.
1:03:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Got the journalism today is that it's finest, man.
1:03:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, so I wasn't able to do pictures of the picture, but here we go.
1:03:48
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the picture.
1:03:49
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the picture that the new post has right there.
1:03:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's AI though.
1:03:53
[SPEAKER_00]: That if I was the new post, I would do AI.
1:03:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you paying for stock photos?
1:03:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Why was anybody paying for stock photos anymore?
1:04:01
[SPEAKER_00]: you and you can recreate literally anything in AI with a completely fake person that doesn't exist in a pay-in-o-body.
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And now, Gettie was trying to sell, by the way, for that reason.
1:04:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Gettie is, Gettie for historical photos, and stuff like that, war photos, and event photos, they'll always be in business.
1:04:18
[SPEAKER_00]: But for stock photos, which was a big part of their business for a while, I don't know how much that's done.
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_00]: That industry's done.
1:04:27
[SPEAKER_00]: It is, go back to your guy guys like Jared who can, who knows, spend like two weeks recreating every stock photo that exists with himself, naked or something, something dumb or like me and a fucking bee costume for no reason.
1:04:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Go back to that photo real quick, Cooper, if you can.
1:04:43
[SPEAKER_03]: The thing that I noticed about this, why is he wearing shoes?
1:04:47
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got socks on, he's not.
1:04:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know, but he's not why he's house.
1:04:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I, she would my shoes on.
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, if I'm on a marble floor like this, because I want, I want traction.
1:04:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I want a dig in.
1:04:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to slip on accident there.
1:05:02
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I leave my shoes on.
1:05:03
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you didn't like the only one on this.
1:05:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, at least want the socks off.
1:05:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, for again, for traction.
1:05:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'll either go barefoot or some form of shoe, but I won't just go in socks like that.
1:05:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, most of the time I just stripped down fully, that's why I didn't tell everybody's gone before I take a shit.
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_01]: That makes sense.
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of people like that.
1:05:22
[SPEAKER_03]: I walked in in a Walmart bathroom and dude, there's a handicap stall, forgot to lock the door.
1:05:27
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, there's hooks on the back.
1:05:30
[SPEAKER_03]: He had the jeans and everything placed perfectly.
1:05:33
[SPEAKER_03]: So when I opened the door, I was like, oh, fuck, I'm sorry, dude, but, you know, obviously I saw his clothes and he was buck naked and I was like, man, he's clearly done that a million times before.
1:05:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause the shirt was laid out.
1:05:43
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a button down shirt.
1:05:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It looked like khakis brown belts.
1:05:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Like everything was placed properly.
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_03]: So you could put that on immediately.
1:05:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's definitely done that his whole life.
1:05:53
[SPEAKER_03]: He developed a procedure.
1:05:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He knew what he was doing.
1:05:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I respected it.
1:05:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I apologize.
1:05:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man.
1:06:00
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a very nice setup.
1:06:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And I just kind of bounced on out of there.
1:06:03
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, this bacteria spread it through infected poop.
1:06:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Have to near a post.
1:06:10
[SPEAKER_03]: You can say feces if you want to.
1:06:12
[SPEAKER_03]: That gets into the mouth because of ill-washed hands
1:06:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, let's use it better work than that.
1:06:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Food or water, a miniscule amount as few as 10 organisms is enough to get you sick.
1:06:31
[SPEAKER_03]: The population most likely to get infected are children under five who catch it at a daycare in schools.
1:06:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Travelers were sanitation's lower.
1:06:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we just say fucking foreigners?
1:06:44
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a certain point there.
1:06:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, they're watching their hands.
1:06:47
[SPEAKER_01]: They're saying that children are the ones that the highest risk for contracting it?
1:06:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but that's luck.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_01]: That's most bugs.
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the most fucking, you know.
1:06:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are they calling it a sexually transmitted thing?
1:06:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I can't understand.
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's it's going up your ass.
1:07:00
[SPEAKER_01]: The Google AI overview when you search for sexually transmitted diarrhea is it's a Shagalabacteria.
1:07:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Most commonly spread through anal oral or anal oral sex.
1:07:10
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're ending.
1:07:11
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_01]: But stuff.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
1:07:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, do you remember monkey pox?
1:07:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember when they stopped talking about it?
1:07:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
1:07:21
[SPEAKER_00]: When?
1:07:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, when the kids got it.
1:07:23
[SPEAKER_00]: When kids and dogs started getting it.
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, fuck.
1:07:28
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not good.
1:07:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Why would you put that in here then?
1:07:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Who catches daycare in schools?
1:07:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, okay.
1:07:35
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:07:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Want to look into those daycares?
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Food, dude.
1:07:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Even the other picture, man.
1:07:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So you see the other picture in the New York Post?
1:07:43
[SPEAKER_03]: There's another stock image here.
1:07:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Explore the other.
1:07:45
[SPEAKER_03]: A man and woman's feet popping out of the bottom of the bed is if they're fucking in doing it.
1:07:51
[SPEAKER_03]: But then right above that, it says, hey, kids are getting this at school.
1:07:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, not the best there.
1:07:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Sex, maybe the primary way, Schengella is spreading today.
1:08:01
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they're also saying, and it's becoming a super bug.
1:08:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, interesting stock photo, which we'll get right there.
1:08:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:08:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, now that one would be a fun shoot all day, you know.
1:08:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we got sounds there's Jill.
1:08:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, cool.
1:08:17
[SPEAKER_03]: What are we doing?
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what, man?
1:08:19
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just going to do a bunch of under the bed stuff with our feet hanging out.
1:08:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Just kind of different positions, all that other fun stuff.
1:08:25
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it'll just be using sexual diarrhea stuff for the rest of a few in time.
1:08:31
[SPEAKER_03]: No worries.
1:08:31
[SPEAKER_03]: You're good.
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we see those feet again.
1:08:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:08:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And then they do it.
1:08:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you're like, OK, great.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Turn over.
1:08:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get reverse cowgirl, all that other stuff and and have some fun.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_03]: We do this show years ago, before you were here, or if you name anything, you find a stock photo of it.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think we didn't know our PR too.
1:08:53
[SPEAKER_03]: I just typed in man pushing a woman in a wheelchair into a pool.
1:08:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, I was there for that show.
1:09:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember that was just last year.
1:09:01
[SPEAKER_03]: It was great.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It was crazy.
1:09:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like fucking eight photos of it.
1:09:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Forgetting.
1:09:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, way to go, guys.
1:09:07
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I think is funny is when these people signed up for this photo shoot, this is a stock photo.
1:09:13
[SPEAKER_01]: They had no idea what it was going to be used for and ended up in sexually transmitted diarrhea.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all perfect here.
1:09:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's the recommendations.
1:09:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Washing your hands at genitals and anus.
1:09:24
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_00]: easy, a lot easier than doing all that shit you said.
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_03]: What is the near post saying next?
1:09:42
[SPEAKER_03]: This applies to everyone having anal, oral, or vaginal sex, and then it just says not just men who have sex with men.
1:09:51
[SPEAKER_03]: If you have to put that in there, that's all I really think about, it's just men having sex with other men.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_03]: That's really all I think about.
1:09:58
[SPEAKER_03]: If you have to list that specifically, and we know what this is about, they also recommend washing sex toys with soap and water and using barriers like condoms and dental dams, not a prayer, not a prayer, okay?
1:10:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Matter of fact, I don't even know if they should be legal, you know.
1:10:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard people recommending that ever since I was like a teenager ever since they first started giving us the the toxin school they've been saying like oh yeah just use the dental damn I've never once in my life met somebody who has ever done it or knows anybody who's done it just stretching out the plastic oh hey let me put my face against this and then lick your pussy like I don't know no no dude that has never happened I'm I don't even know where to get a dental damn there was a couple playing parent of things on campus and shit
1:10:47
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I mean, they definitely don't have them in dispensers and bathrooms.
1:10:51
[SPEAKER_03]: No, like that.
1:10:52
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like tampons and men's bathrooms up in Minnesota or anything.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_03]: What are they coming?
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a thing there?
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Did they roll that up in a tube?
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_03]: How does a dental dam even come back?
1:11:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll see if I can find something.
1:11:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that'd be great.
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just had a curiosity.
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, dude.
1:11:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I also kind of wanted for myself, maybe gag on a little bit or something.
1:11:13
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just kind of despise things, you know?
1:11:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but I've never seen one.
1:11:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think in a package anywhere at like CVS or Right-Aid or something like that.
1:11:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is how they come.
1:11:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it really?
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see it.
1:11:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup.
1:11:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and some of these, I mean, assorted colors assorted flavors.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what those are used for.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_03]: So it looks like for the audio listeners.
1:11:38
[SPEAKER_03]: This looks like party balloons.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_03]: They kind of just blow up.
1:11:42
[SPEAKER_03]: They're fondness, there's some neon colors, all that other stuff.
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_01]: How much are they?
1:11:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like 11.99.
1:11:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, where are you five pack of assorted flavors?
1:11:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Sort of flavors.
1:11:54
[SPEAKER_01]: What kind of flavors do we got in dental damse these days?
1:11:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Scroll down.
1:11:58
[SPEAKER_01]: They got ribs.
1:11:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha ha.
1:12:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see, I'm not seeing.
1:12:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, maybe the flavors are here.
1:12:06
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a blue razz.
1:12:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, is that a lot of a strawberry?
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:12:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Mint, grape.
1:12:14
[SPEAKER_01]: It might be banana or something in vanilla.
1:12:17
[SPEAKER_01]: That screens real small, so I'm having hard time seeing it.
1:12:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you're good.
1:12:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You're good.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Banana.
1:12:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
1:12:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it wouldn't wouldn't be my first choice now.
1:12:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it wouldn't be my first choice.
1:12:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a strawberry was the first choice of Edible underwear.
1:12:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember that.
1:12:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember when that bit went around and then we bought it and fucking We all took a fucking chunk out of it
1:12:41
[SPEAKER_03]: It takes it terrible, but it was strawberry flavored.
1:12:42
[SPEAKER_03]: We got it at Spencer's, which shout out to Matt Devlin, he's working at Spencer's.
1:12:47
[SPEAKER_03]: We have a listener who's working at Spencer's, and a homey and a friend and a lover there in Matt Devlin.
1:12:53
[SPEAKER_03]: But I was unaware that Spencer's was still operating.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_03]: But he works at the Spencer's at the, there's that one mall in Austin over there.
1:13:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Spencer's was my jam back in the day, dude.
1:13:05
[SPEAKER_03]: I could not go into a mall and not go to a Spencer's,
1:13:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hell yeah, they had all kinds of cool shit.
1:13:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Never bought anything, but I'd go play with them.
1:13:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's weird, right?
1:13:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I never bought anything either.
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_03]: And then my mom would cover my eyes at some of the other shirts, where it was just like, hey, too drunk to fuck.
1:13:22
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, oh, shit, you know, and I would lie and say I'm looking for like an ET dollar, something like that, but yeah.
1:13:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Do I have any edible underwear like these ones here?
1:13:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that big boy?
1:13:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that what it says on the penis there?
1:13:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's true.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and apparently these are supposed to be edible licorice underwear.
1:13:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Black licorice, oh boy, I ain't gonna do it, friend.
1:13:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't want that even if I'm not eating it off.
1:13:45
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm a big swissler sky, but it's gonna be the red kind.
1:13:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I don't fuck with the black licorice at all.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_01]: It almost should be against a lot of make it, I feel like.
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh dude, you should see some of the shit that they have over and like the Scandinavian countries, the candy that's real popular over there is a black licorice that they like coat and salt.
1:14:04
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking disgusting.
1:14:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
1:14:06
[SPEAKER_03]: And please, say African American, like if you don't mind.
1:14:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, like a rich of color.
1:14:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've got some very sensitive listeners out there who really, really care.
1:14:17
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're thinking of you guys today, OK?
1:14:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Thoughts and prayers to everybody.
1:14:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, do we know what's wetting blue quensoo today, by the way?
1:14:25
[SPEAKER_01]: He's actually not doing a wedding today.
1:14:27
[SPEAKER_01]: He's covering a, he's taking stills of a golf turning in or something like that.
1:14:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it's something that he does each year.
1:14:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:14:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for charity.
1:14:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, hey, Luke, we don't do that around here, right?
1:14:39
[SPEAKER_03]: We don't do charity, okay?
1:14:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So no, you can't have the day off for charity.
1:14:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, you made sure that they were going to be paying him a ridiculous day rate just to let him go.
1:14:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're obviously keeping the day rate.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I said.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So we're keeping that money friend for not fucking doing that bullshit.
1:14:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, but he'd asked that a long time ago for this and he goes, yeah, I do this charity.
1:15:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Been everywhere.
1:15:01
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, okay, cool.
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... and uh... and it popped up today uh... so we miss you blue tv uh... uh... yeah he's at the river landing golf tournament uh... maybe players out there and tech player out to the shows are later we learn show it's a player we're in the golf show uh... he might be playing in that today everybody's trying to get into their last rounds of the weekend because it's going to rain on Saturday and Sunday so
1:15:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm supposed to coach in it tomorrow.
1:15:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully it doesn't fuck up the team, dude.
1:15:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I'm gonna coach like, dead, can tomorrow.
1:15:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna beat these, the brakes off these motherfuckers tomorrow, dude.
1:15:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's, yeah, if I had that's a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it, but we are pointin' the life we should start buying dead people's costumes just in case.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Or it's like, all right, I might want to dress up like that.
1:16:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you'll be shocked to know this.
1:16:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuckin' Willie Nelson.
1:16:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And Doris Taloreco yesterday.
1:16:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would I be shocked by that?
1:16:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking thought he was country.
1:16:08
[SPEAKER_00]: All of the comedians who pretended to be reasonable and...
1:16:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, hate.
1:16:16
[SPEAKER_00]: all the trune bullshit, all the lockdown bullshit who moved to Austin have are now upset that we eat as a legal so they want to just like a like trunes again like all right maybe just fight the weed part and not invite people to cut kids dicks off you fucking idiots uh that there's why why we're listening to these people will he Nelson's been a fucking drug addict for 90 years like I didn't know music's cool I don't I don't need
1:16:47
[SPEAKER_00]: If I want to listen to somebody talk about world history or politics, I'm going to look for somebody with education and experience in those avenues, if I want to listen to somebody play music and listen to somebody with education and experience in those avenues, and that's what William Nelson is.
1:17:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
1:17:05
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not about separating art from artist.
1:17:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Having an opinion is not an art.
1:17:11
[SPEAKER_03]: He, uh, he was wearing the shirt and I'm looking at the fucking photo right now.
1:17:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, he was wearing the shirt and everything too yesterday.
1:17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, come on, bro, um, we're not doing that.
1:17:21
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not fucking doing that, dude.
1:17:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I kids now is the one to show we get to the drinking bro of the week.
1:17:29
[SPEAKER_03]: You could submit on drinkingbrows.com.
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_03]: All the merch is in there.
1:17:35
[SPEAKER_03]: One bro box left.
1:17:35
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:17:37
[SPEAKER_03]: One tiny little brobox laughs for the month, sold out the last, I don't know, fucking seven, eight months or whatever it is.
1:17:45
[SPEAKER_03]: But they're jamming them out there and he had to, hats turned out fucking awesome.
1:17:51
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a quarter zip, which I fucking love for this time a season, man, great, weirdo, ball game, coaching tomorrow to be fucking awesome, dude.
1:18:02
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't know that I wore a twice throughout the week, you know, that was kids don't watch the goddamn show.
1:18:07
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'll be wearing it tomorrow.
1:18:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I can promise you that.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of submit for drink and bro the week on there.
1:18:13
[SPEAKER_03]: We got everything.
1:18:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Phone cases, crime corner, citizen, you name it.
1:18:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Drinking bros. We got the America to fitties on there.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Got everything on there.
1:18:25
[SPEAKER_03]: And you can also submit on the app.
1:18:27
[SPEAKER_03]: The drinking bros app is free on iPhones.
1:18:30
[SPEAKER_03]: And Android's just got a wall like Facebook.
1:18:33
[SPEAKER_03]: No admins, just don't be a fucking asshole.
1:18:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever you want and if you're in need and need to talk to somebody there's somebody on the app I can promise you that.
1:18:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I think there's I know last a last count 37,000 subscribers and about 3,000 sit 3700 live active ones one of our listeners was asking about that in the app so that's the number there.
1:18:58
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's a good shot to obviously get a hold of somebody and it doesn't matter because it's
1:19:04
[SPEAKER_03]: all over the country and time zones and all that stuff.
1:19:08
[SPEAKER_03]: So we need help dude and she just needs somebody to chat with.
1:19:11
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the best place to do it because you don't have to get approved or anything like that and somebody will be up by promise you.
1:19:18
[SPEAKER_03]: It was one the other day when I woke up.
1:19:19
[SPEAKER_03]: There was like 18 comments underneath this dude asking a chat with somebody.
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_03]: It was great to see, but at that point it was like two in the morning.
1:19:25
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, it's pretty fucking cool man.
1:19:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And although podcasts are on there all that other stuff and it's kind of a one-stop shop
1:19:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I also got 30 seconds of video, you can post your nudes, you know, obviously a lot of kids or anything, but a lot of people posting, uh, Teddy Tuesdays for the wife's.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Teddy Tuesdays super popular.
1:19:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's huge.
1:19:44
[SPEAKER_01]: It's huge over there.
1:19:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but then also we do this thing with first form called the healthy bro of the week.
1:19:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and I love it, man, because we want to see you guys around for a very long time.
1:19:56
[SPEAKER_03]: We want you to live, we want you to be healthy, and there is a drinking-brows fitness group that is on Facebook, and everybody shows there before and after pictures kind of do inspire everybody else in the group.
1:20:09
[SPEAKER_03]: There's over 23,000 people that are signed up for this private group, and it's fucking awesome.
1:20:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's super supportive, and they'll give you their tips and tricks
1:20:25
[SPEAKER_03]: and these posts.
1:20:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It might seem or feel embarrassing initially, but seeing the before's and after's a really fucking helpful man, you guys look great.
1:20:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's no shame in saying, hey dude, I was going through a rough fucking time.
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_03]: We all have, including my fucking self, for Christ's sake.
1:20:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So dude, this is great.
1:20:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm gonna give it to DJ Maxwell.
1:20:47
[SPEAKER_03]: DJ Maxwell.
1:20:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, you were getting ready to hit that DJ Connor button dude.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_03]: DJ Connor.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that one.
1:20:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That's DJ Connor from Rosanna, I guess.
1:21:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got a list of NRPR to get that.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, well, that's just his character name too, you know, so.
1:21:05
[SPEAKER_03]: That goes both ways.
1:21:06
[SPEAKER_03]: This is double on time.
1:21:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It says two years of progress for DJ Max.
1:21:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, since my friend pointed out that I was getting fat.
1:21:17
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great, dude.
1:21:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Still nowhere near where I want to be, but I'm working on it here.
1:21:23
[SPEAKER_03]: And Mike Hajj, underneath it, says, that's a good friend.
1:21:28
[SPEAKER_03]: You get a lot of that.
1:21:29
[SPEAKER_03]: People DM you all the time and say, hey, thanks for fat shame, and dude.
1:21:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate it.
1:21:33
[SPEAKER_03]: But now, a homeboy is fucking jack, dude.
1:21:36
[SPEAKER_02]: DJ Maxwell, drinking healthy bro of the week.
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, you look great, dude.
1:21:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus, man.
1:21:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're in a plane of fitness, dude.
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_03]: It is possible.
1:21:45
[SPEAKER_03]: to go to a fucking planet fitness and get rep dude.
1:21:48
[SPEAKER_03]: There's some nice ones.
1:21:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding.
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_03]: That one on Kerr over there is super fucking nice.
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys talking about the importance of fat chaining your friends.
1:21:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I've ever talked about it on the show before, but if you look at old pictures of me from my late teens early 20s, so like I was a fat kid, like up over.
1:22:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I think over 250 is really really when I, yeah, when I started getting fat shams, Joel, Joel, it was.
1:22:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:22:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Joel was one of the people that actually started fat shaming me, because without anybody telling me, I was like, yeah, whatever.
1:22:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just getting heavy and then people started saying, like, dude, you're getting the fucking fat.
1:22:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh God, damn you're right.
1:22:22
[SPEAKER_01]: So, wow.
1:22:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually started trying to Mexican-chame Joel and didn't work.
1:22:26
[SPEAKER_03]: But one of the other fat guys calling you fat, I'm like, how did that make you feel?
1:22:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you was skinny back then too.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:22:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I kept the weight off he didn't I don't we know him is is that so yeah, yeah, yeah, all right Shit man, but yeah, congratulations man.
1:22:43
[SPEAKER_03]: These are fucking awesome.
1:22:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go, dude So yeah, we're proud of you guys take care of yourselves That's why we switched a lot of advertisers at the beginning of 2026 to kind of meet things that's our healthy for you and um yeah
1:23:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And they taste great and all that other stuff, so we've added all the stuff and it rocks.
1:23:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations to you guys and we'd love to see the progress and join the drinker bro's fitness group on Facebook, man It's free private just don't same thing.
1:23:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Just don't be an asshole.
1:23:13
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all we ask and there's 23.3,000 people in there Which is fucking great dude.
1:23:19
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great Appreciate you soon and in gotta hide soon's right the show five star and leave a quick review Then Spotify dude Miguel did catch up
1:23:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm, I'm still, no, no, no, no, but even on Ross Patton Revolution.
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_03]: No, fucking.
1:23:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, 1200 episodes plus All the drinking bros or it's like 2400 episodes now total like fake news and all the other shit combined.
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_03]: So like yeah, that's
1:23:48
[SPEAKER_01]: bonkers Miguel's a fucking beast.
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I still don't know.
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_01]: He hasn't shown me the trick on how we got all those upload It's because oh, did he tell you I go with your Daisy's saying this bro?
1:23:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like some concoction And any and he looks at me and he goes you're gonna be mad and I go no, I don't care.
1:24:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I like
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the fastest you can do it is all we care about.
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I go, we got plenty of other shit to edit throughout the week, so you're fine.
1:24:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, yeah, yeah, I figured out a system and I was like, fuck yeah, dude, fuck yeah.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_03]: So, Bratty and Miguel and fucking Rocks, dude, Rocks.
1:24:18
[SPEAKER_01]: If you ever seem on camera, you'll be stunned.
1:24:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he'll ever do it.
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he made a comment the other day right before crime corner, because we were just getting ready to record and he was still here in the studios.
1:24:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, hey man, we're getting ready to do crime corner.
1:24:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Come do the show.
1:24:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it's on point and now he doesn't want to be on camera.
1:24:38
[SPEAKER_03]: It says because I want to be I prefer to be very private.
1:24:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I go, okay, great, great, okay, probably it kills people.
1:24:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is great.
1:24:45
[SPEAKER_03]: So Miguel, what if the fucking feds bust down the door to it?
1:24:49
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a serial killer.
1:24:50
[SPEAKER_03]: He ends up being your crime corner and he's just like, what the fuck do I mean, for us, he was the nicest guy.
1:24:55
[SPEAKER_03]: We had no idea.
1:24:56
[SPEAKER_01]: He is one of those, one of those guys where it's the last person you would expect to be the first person that you would expect.
1:25:03
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is.
1:25:04
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, stay safe out there.
1:25:06
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're in the Alabama area, get the fuck out of there if you're down in the area as a damn mentioned earlier.
1:25:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Just head up north, go someplace cool, and I'll figure it out for a couple days.
1:25:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And so this rides out, hopefully the storm dies down.
1:25:21
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll see what this lands at tonight.
1:25:23
[SPEAKER_03]: For day of the new Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson.
1:25:25
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the drinking muru's podcast.
1:25:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Good, night everyone.