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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold a cheers too, from bringing
- 0:04Speaker 1: Back to Last and the World Gone Man.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Yeah right, is.
- 0:09Speaker 1: The biggest show, our biggest shot, biggest speak show.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Just nice.
- 0:20Speaker 2: It's great to every company this Wednesday afternoon, the second
- 0:23Speaker 2: of October twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, listening
- 0:26Speaker 2: to the Big Show brought to you by two week
- 0:30Speaker 2: eight fellas.
- 0:30Speaker 4: Yeah right, seriously, it has brought it, Yeah totally.
- 0:35Speaker 3: I just want to make that clear that it is
- 0:37Speaker 3: brought to you by toy beersies.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Yes, okay, that's right. People said that too. He couldn't run
- 0:42Speaker 4: its year right campaign in this day and age. To that,
- 0:44Speaker 4: we say, yeah right. I actually saw one on the
- 0:48Speaker 4: way to work today, did you. It was like a
- 0:50Speaker 4: nice blast from the past, seeing the black billboard with
- 0:52Speaker 4: the orange on the side.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you remember what it said?
- 0:54Speaker 4: It said old Mogi's wearing a regular fit T shirt.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah right here, Yeah nice. I saw one,
- 1:04Speaker 2: actually two coming in when I was driving in and
- 1:06Speaker 2: it said, oh, Kesey's jacket has faded red.
- 1:11Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I saw.
- 1:17Speaker 2: When you were driving.
- 1:19Speaker 3: One, but I didn't see one.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, Jelly, what though, Maggie, what I am
- 1:25Speaker 2: seeing in front of my eyes. Geez, what an absolute
- 1:27Speaker 2: pleasure it is to God. You're looking good man. You
- 1:30Speaker 2: go to the gym today.
- 1:31Speaker 3: I went to the gym today, Jase. But I'm not
- 1:34Speaker 3: going to bang on about it. Yeah sure, sure, yeah
- 1:37Speaker 3: going pretty grassy man, dog, you're sick on me. But
- 1:39Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, man, I'm glad I'm here with
- 1:41Speaker 3: you backbones all right? You know yourself? Kezy there old
- 1:45Speaker 3: pugs on out in Studio B because there's a hell
- 1:48Speaker 3: of a storm brewing. But I just need to be
- 1:51Speaker 3: surrounded by some men that I know can take care
- 1:53Speaker 3: of me when push comes to shove, you know what
- 1:56Speaker 3: I mean. Apparently it's going to rain later that everybody
- 2:00Speaker 3: to hear it ends and me has gone home because
- 2:01Speaker 3: they're scared.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what, mates, you can always nestle
- 2:05Speaker 2: under the hefty bosom of houghty J anytime you want, mate.
- 2:09Speaker 3: The dream for me houghty J. And this is not
- 2:11Speaker 3: that it would give me any nourishment. It would just
- 2:14Speaker 3: be for the comfort. The comfort there is. You unbutton
- 2:17Speaker 3: that red plaid shirt of yours and let me select
- 2:20Speaker 3: any one of thirty to eighty skin tags to suckle on.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Do you know what? It's just on that front. I've
- 2:28Speaker 2: got a skin tag I've noticed today I'm in neck
- 2:30Speaker 2: and it's ready and I can't help but pull on
- 2:32Speaker 2: it all the time.
- 2:32Speaker 3: We call it that one little pety.
- 2:34Speaker 2: I never have skin tags. What's that about. I'm keezy.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Geez man, you're looking good, man, you look great.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Thanks, Jace.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Is that corduroy?
- 2:44Speaker 2: It is? What's wrong?
- 2:48Speaker 4: I'm just waiting for Mike to finish his burn on
- 2:50Speaker 4: my jacket.
- 2:51Speaker 2: No, it's looking great, la.
- 2:53Speaker 4: He does this jacket the other day by saying I
- 2:55Speaker 4: certainly get a lot of use out of it. So
- 2:59Speaker 4: I have worn it intentionally for more than to each other,
- 3:05Speaker 4: more than a week, all right, and I've worn it today.
- 3:08Speaker 4: I just want to say, this is the first time.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Want it all week?
- 3:10Speaker 3: Jacket. You've got good jackets. I've got no jackets, I
- 3:12Speaker 3: don't think, but I don't have one and I lost it.
- 3:15Speaker 4: And also, this is my dad's old jacket from the ages.
- 3:21Speaker 3: He wore that when he was dating your mum.
- 3:26Speaker 4: And now listen, stop it, stop it.
- 3:33Speaker 2: I want to ask the people out there who are
- 3:35Speaker 2: in Auckland and affected areas, is anyone else going home
- 3:38Speaker 2: because it might rain this afternoon. If you are going
- 3:41Speaker 2: home because I rain, text our.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Three four three, thanks for saving this with some vanilla
- 3:47Speaker 4: as radio.
- 3:48Speaker 2: And here's the Killers the.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
- 3:55Speaker 1: Keysy Collective Soul.
- 3:56Speaker 2: There on the radio. HOLDARKI Big show this Wednesday afternoon.
- 4:00Speaker 2: The time is four thirteen.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Hey fay kip those sticks coming by the way on
- 4:04Speaker 4: three four three?
- 4:05Speaker 3: Any storm?
- 4:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyone going home?
- 4:08Speaker 4: I'm going home because my kids are so close to
- 4:10Speaker 4: being sick. I'm already at home. You backbones. I'm a landscaper.
- 4:15Speaker 4: I'm still on site like a backbone. Yeah, goodff, although
- 4:18Speaker 4: I'm sitting in my truck though, because it's cold. Sure
- 4:21Speaker 4: skipper sticks coming in three four three price packs to
- 4:24Speaker 4: give away. So it's always worth getting involved. Fellers. You
- 4:27Speaker 4: guys have been with your partners for ages.
- 4:29Speaker 3: A oh yeah, like years indeed, yeah, decades.
- 4:34Speaker 4: Have you ever experienced them finding we're trying to find
- 4:38Speaker 4: new ways to sort of boss you around.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Where they're not bossing you around, they're training you right shape?
- 4:45Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, because basically what I've noticed is my wife
- 4:50Speaker 4: as years go by, we'll sort of bring a new
- 4:56Speaker 4: we'll bring in new ways of basically bossing me around.
- 4:59Speaker 4: The latest one was we've got a joint calendar on
- 5:02Speaker 4: our phone, so our calendars are synced up.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Guys are really into devices and tracking devices.
- 5:09Speaker 4: They're on tracking devices. Just find my iPhone so she
- 5:12Speaker 4: knows where I am and I can track her. So
- 5:16Speaker 4: we've got joint eyes to the front. Guy, are you serious?
- 5:19Speaker 2: Why were you talking to who?
- 5:22Speaker 3: I reckon?
- 5:22Speaker 4: We've got joint calendars, right, so there's sync up, so
- 5:25Speaker 4: it could be like, oh, we're free on Wednesday that
- 5:27Speaker 4: I have a look. Actually, no, my wife's got swat
- 5:29Speaker 4: squashed that night or something, you know along those lines.
- 5:31Speaker 4: So we fully SYNCD up. She puts something in my
- 5:34Speaker 4: calendar and I get a little notification and it says,
- 5:37Speaker 4: Cris pick up library book at nine forty five am.
- 5:42Speaker 4: And she's put that in my calendar last night for
- 5:44Speaker 4: me to pick it up this morning at right right,
- 5:47Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, what's that about. She's I
- 5:50Speaker 4: was just a little reminder that you need to go
- 5:51Speaker 4: pick up that library book. Well, library book, I got
- 5:54Speaker 4: it again, that's right, Karma.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Sutra, I think, yeah, yeah, do you know that's the
- 5:58Speaker 2: most popular in public libraries. Moogie, it's the Karma Sutra.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
- 6:04Speaker 4: It was a motorbike book because I'm getting my bike license. Remember,
- 6:08Speaker 4: Oh that's right, yea, yeah, yeah, so it's a book
- 6:10Speaker 4: about motorbikes. And then another one she put in there
- 6:13Speaker 4: was call in New Zealand about flight and that was
- 6:16Speaker 4: for fifteen minutes after so she got she wants me
- 6:18Speaker 4: to do the book, get home, then quickly call up
- 6:21Speaker 4: in New Zealand.
- 6:22Speaker 3: Your car or well I'm allowed to do that.
- 6:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm allowed to do that.
- 6:26Speaker 3: Check in with her again.
- 6:27Speaker 4: No, that's not how work.
- 6:28Speaker 2: I can't help it. Feel keysy looking at that that.
- 6:30Speaker 2: You know what they say about idle hands. Yes, and
- 6:34Speaker 2: she knows what you like and say she's trying to
- 6:37Speaker 2: keep you busy so that you know you don't get
- 6:41Speaker 2: up to a bit of Mistap's right.
- 6:42Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, because the other one she put.
- 6:44Speaker 3: In was need you're sitting around the house strumming it.
- 6:49Speaker 4: She was like, oh can you go because we've we're
- 6:52Speaker 4: trying to get a new mattress protector for our bed
- 6:55Speaker 4: and they're on special.
- 6:56Speaker 2: Understandably, Oh we mow through them.
- 7:02Speaker 4: God, we go through them all right, almost weekly.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Do you like plastic on your couches and stuff as well? Geezy?
- 7:07Speaker 4: Not all the time? Right, Okay, anyway, do you Fellas,
- 7:13Speaker 4: we'll come back.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Well, we've got to turn back, come back. Definitely deascinated
- 7:18Speaker 2: to learn that everything's covered and plastic.
- 7:20Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, And it's not plastic, it's a tarp.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 4: The thing I'm trying to figure out is do your
- 7:25Speaker 4: partners do the same thing where they find new ways?
- 7:27Speaker 4: Do they leave notes for you anything like that.
- 7:29Speaker 2: I'll answer that shortly.
- 7:31Speaker 4: I feel we should just park this one.
- 7:32Speaker 2: No, no, I think that's a great topic.
- 7:34Speaker 3: He's till it really is a great topic. The song
- 7:37Speaker 3: is called sober, just like Keezy.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Yeah right, Fellas The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
- 7:45Speaker 1: Mike Minogue.
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- 8:23Speaker 3: Yeah, cheers to that.
- 8:24Speaker 4: Cheers to live gigs.
- 8:24Speaker 3: Too, cheers to live gigs as well. I reckon. I've
- 8:27Speaker 3: had a text come through here on three four eight three,
- 8:30Speaker 3: just around Keesy's wife putting a job thro them into
- 8:33Speaker 3: their sheer calendar. This one says, I started soft parenting
- 8:36Speaker 3: my boyfriend and it works so well. Instead of saying
- 8:38Speaker 3: mow the lawns, I say, how do you feel about
- 8:41Speaker 3: mowing the lawns today? Which one of those would annoy
- 8:44Speaker 3: you most? Jays the second one, without a doubt, I'd
- 8:47Speaker 3: be absolutely human. Hey, I'm a little bit worried, fellas,
- 8:52Speaker 3: I think my wife is definitely leaving me. Right, Okay,
- 8:55Speaker 3: there's been a few clues around the place, sure, just
- 8:59Speaker 3: a few looks, you know, right?
- 9:01Speaker 4: Does she ever say anything snarky?
- 9:03Speaker 3: Not really? No, no, no, no, she's really she's really
- 9:06Speaker 3: like to any to the outside eye, everybody would think
- 9:09Speaker 3: that she loves me right, it's perfect and exactly right,
- 9:13Speaker 3: and that she's lovely, and that we've got actually a
- 9:14Speaker 3: very happy family, been together for ten years, and things
- 9:17Speaker 3: couldn't be going better. I mean, any people would think that.
- 9:20Speaker 3: And yet I've had this vibe that she's leaving me
- 9:22Speaker 3: because I was going through her phone. You remember that, Yes,
- 9:25Speaker 3: that that was cool and lo and behold she's got
- 9:30Speaker 3: flights And it was just two you were saying, just
- 9:33Speaker 3: leaving me, taking taking our daughter as well around that
- 9:38Speaker 3: little mogi little yeah. And and then last today, actually
- 9:46Speaker 3: she says to me, I was wondering how you would feel,
- 9:51Speaker 3: not unlike this, literally, just like I wonder how you'd
- 9:55Speaker 3: feel about dropping us off to the airport tomorrow. I
- 9:58Speaker 3: was like, hang on a minute, wait a second, one
- 10:01Speaker 3: plus one is beginning to add up, keysy, if you
- 10:03Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. Man, So, yeah, not only is
- 10:06Speaker 3: she leaving me, she wants me to be the one
- 10:08Speaker 3: that drives her to the airport.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Well hang on, yeah, that's really rough.
- 10:14Speaker 4: Tickets Where were the tickets she was buying? Where were they?
- 10:16Speaker 5: Two?
- 10:16Speaker 2: Yeah? Where they going?
- 10:18Speaker 3: I think it's down south, Yeah, down south, overseas return return.
- 10:25Speaker 3: I didn't look that fat to right, Okay, yeah, I
- 10:28Speaker 3: mean this is the thing. When you're leaving someone, the
- 10:30Speaker 3: first thing you do is buy return tickets. I mean,
- 10:32Speaker 3: any idiot can do that. And then I think, oh,
- 10:34Speaker 3: she's coming back. So when she asked you, good point,
- 10:38Speaker 3: good point. When she asked you to.
- 10:40Speaker 4: Drop them off at the airport, did you say, oh,
- 10:42Speaker 4: where are you going?
- 10:43Speaker 5: Oh?
- 10:44Speaker 3: No, down So I know they're goin down south. I'm
- 10:45Speaker 3: just not telling you where the game kids, because I
- 10:47Speaker 3: know what you're like.
- 10:47Speaker 4: No, hang on, don't turn this into me pissing your wife.
- 10:51Speaker 4: This is about your wife leaving you. Well that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 10:57Speaker 4: what's your question? I can't remember.
- 11:00Speaker 3: So anyway, what I'm saying is it's a little bit
- 11:03Speaker 3: suspect and I just want your advice on it.
- 11:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Well, look, it sounds to me like she needs a
- 11:08Speaker 2: bit of a break obviously because of you know, she's
- 11:10Speaker 2: getting you to do things like hang the pictures and
- 11:13Speaker 2: stuff like that.
- 11:15Speaker 4: Oh that's a reference to her outro that hasn't even
- 11:16Speaker 4: come out yet.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Well no, just we mentioned it on the show before.
- 11:21Speaker 2: But look, I'll be honest with you, Mogi, I don't
- 11:24Speaker 2: feel in a position to give you any I haven't
- 11:26Speaker 2: seen my wife in three weeks, like not a word.
- 11:31Speaker 2: I haven't seen her, heard from her or anything. She's
- 11:33Speaker 2: just gone. I mean she's still using the account and stuff,
- 11:38Speaker 2: and she's going all around the country and so forth,
- 11:41Speaker 2: and a lot of hotel rooms and that sort of things.
- 11:43Speaker 4: She said anything.
- 11:44Speaker 2: No, as I say, I haven't heard from it.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Have you checked your shared calendar?
- 11:48Speaker 2: I haven't checked the shared calendar. But obviously I can't
- 11:51Speaker 2: access her phone at the moment because that's with her, right.
- 11:54Speaker 2: But I got into her email, but there was actually nothing.
- 11:57Speaker 2: That was all just work stuff, texts and that is
- 12:01Speaker 2: I've seen it, text and stuff, no reply, right, because.
- 12:04Speaker 4: You know what you could do and this has just
- 12:05Speaker 4: come to me now, is instead of you, like you know,
- 12:08Speaker 4: hacking her emails and moggie, you looking through a phone
- 12:12Speaker 4: while she's in the shower, I could be tracking her. No,
- 12:14Speaker 4: you know what I was going to say, it's not
- 12:16Speaker 4: a tracker. It's find my iPhone. It's it's all legit.
- 12:19Speaker 4: You can just communicate and be like, hey, are you
- 12:21Speaker 4: leaving me?
- 12:21Speaker 2: Well, he's trying to well it's hard to communicate with
- 12:24Speaker 2: someone keyzy that just disappears and won't respond to your text.
- 12:26Speaker 4: Oh no, I've given up on jas. I was talking
- 12:28Speaker 4: about Mogi, right, okay, yeah, long time coming Terry for
- 12:33Speaker 4: a while.
- 12:33Speaker 3: E that I don't want to seem keysy and answer
- 12:35Speaker 3: the question. I could just ask her, but I don't
- 12:37Speaker 3: want to seem like, yeah, I'm some kind of jealous weirdo.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Yes there is that, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
- 12:45Speaker 3: So I don't want to give that impression.
- 12:47Speaker 2: That's key.
- 12:48Speaker 4: You don't want to give an impression to your wife
- 12:50Speaker 4: that I'm yeah.
- 12:51Speaker 3: That I'm having these thoughts. You know what I mean?
- 12:53Speaker 3: Some things are better off left un seid? Can I
- 12:55Speaker 3: say that means?
- 12:56Speaker 2: Sure?
- 12:57Speaker 3: Just right?
- 12:57Speaker 2: Just also too with my wife, all her drawers are
- 13:01Speaker 2: empty and the wardrobe to I only just notice that today.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Actually all right, I was trying to find some stuff
- 13:06Speaker 2: of his and it's all empty. It's all gone.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, where is where is your wife going?
- 13:13Speaker 4: By the way down south?
- 13:15Speaker 5: You know?
- 13:15Speaker 4: But where they can you tell me like specifically where
- 13:18Speaker 4: and with us staying?
- 13:19Speaker 3: And that is that all good?
- 13:20Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, body, Ye're sublime.
- 13:24Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy big show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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- 15:05Speaker 3: Hell, that was quick.
- 15:06Speaker 4: What about this one? Me and my parts from anonymous?
- 15:10Speaker 4: Oh yes, get me and my partner bump into Jason,
- 15:13Speaker 4: Mike and Keesy and say hello hello. As I introduce
- 15:17Speaker 4: you to her, one of you asks if she's my wife.
- 15:21Speaker 4: I turned dropping in and say not yet.
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- 15:30Speaker 4: it cost me Jack and I get to meet the flowers.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Yeah that's very good.
- 15:40Speaker 4: It cost me.
- 15:44Speaker 3: What it does, that's right, that's funny. Well, it's not.
- 15:48Speaker 3: It's not without its risks, though, Is that sure? She
- 15:51Speaker 3: might hate us? And in fact it seems to be
- 15:54Speaker 3: commons ready most part.
- 15:56Speaker 2: It is it is.
- 15:57Speaker 3: It is a it's an element of risk, keving involved
- 16:00Speaker 3: in a proposal. If it's male to female. If it's
- 16:03Speaker 3: male to male, you're probably sweet. If it's female to female,
- 16:07Speaker 3: I'll be surprised. But if it's male to female and
- 16:09Speaker 3: we turn up, I don't know.
- 16:13Speaker 4: I don't know. Man, Like my wife loves our show.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Yeah, is that true. I've had a couple of women
- 16:17Speaker 2: say to me that our show has been the bane
- 16:19Speaker 2: of their lives.
- 16:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 16:20Speaker 3: So I've heard that more on more than one occasion,
- 16:22Speaker 3: because their partners keep banging on these phrases and say, oh, darling,
- 16:27Speaker 3: you gotta watch this one.
- 16:30Speaker 4: Keesy doing some improv so good? What about this here?
- 16:34Speaker 3: This might be better?
- 16:34Speaker 4: Get this is from anonymous get a Flowers. My plan
- 16:38Speaker 4: is to take the misses to Waihiki Island over the
- 16:42Speaker 4: break in summer. Hecky propose on the beach and then
- 16:46Speaker 4: go to a winery to celebrate. Ideally, Hoitty j Mogi
- 16:49Speaker 4: and Old Caezy would then jump out of some bushes
- 16:53Speaker 4: in your backbone as I drop to one knee, pose.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Can I change it up a little bit? Go to
- 16:59Speaker 2: the winery first, then the proposal on the beach. You know,
- 17:03Speaker 2: you just feel relaxed. Gigly it happen, and then we
- 17:07Speaker 2: jump out of a bush.
- 17:09Speaker 3: But weirdly, that's probably the third or fourth time Anonymous
- 17:12Speaker 3: has suggested that we jump out of a bush. Could
- 17:15Speaker 3: we just be at another table. It's not really integrated
- 17:18Speaker 3: very well, are we We're just all on a bush.
- 17:20Speaker 4: And then you're at the beach and you're like, wait,
- 17:22Speaker 4: why is there a giant bush on the beach? I
- 17:23Speaker 4: don't worry about that.
- 17:26Speaker 2: That's just hoity j He's he's taken a wearing speeders.
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- 18:06Speaker 2: What to Do in a Hostage Situation and plenty more The.
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- 20:57Speaker 2: Hey, you coming up very what to do in a
- 21:00Speaker 2: hostage situation. In the meantime, here's Nevana the.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 21:06Speaker 2: And Kesey Gorilla's there on the radio. Hoedarchy Big Show
- 21:11Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon, fifteen minutes past five o'clock.
- 21:14Speaker 4: Hey, fellas. Over the weekend, I was watching a video
- 21:18Speaker 4: on YouTube as I was trying to fall asleep, and
- 21:19Speaker 4: it was about a hostage situation, a real one that
- 21:22Speaker 4: happened in the States, and it was really interesting because
- 21:25Speaker 4: they showed the sort of that not the tactics, but
- 21:28Speaker 4: the methods that the police involved and even the hostages
- 21:31Speaker 4: themselvesselves actually used to get through the situation right, and
- 21:36Speaker 4: the special methods that the police were using where like,
- 21:39Speaker 4: you know, you can draw more information out and you're
- 21:40Speaker 4: really complient, and you're trying to do all these things
- 21:43Speaker 4: to sort of almost lower the emergency of the situation
- 21:47Speaker 4: and make everyone feel calm, even make the hostage taker
- 21:50Speaker 4: feel calm, you know, and not likely to do anything
- 21:53Speaker 4: too irrational. And I just thought, you know, we're in
- 21:57Speaker 4: a position where we can actually help New Zealand out
- 21:59Speaker 4: there or you know, learn something, and we could even
- 22:03Speaker 4: teach them stuff. And I thought this could be a
- 22:05Speaker 4: good opportunity for us to actually teach people what to
- 22:07Speaker 4: do if you're ever in a similar situation.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Funnily, and I used to be a hostage negotiator back
- 22:13Speaker 2: in the day. They're keezy and I can tell you what, Mogie,
- 22:16Speaker 2: She's got very PC now and back in the day
- 22:19Speaker 2: with a hostage scenario, you just go on their guns blazing, Oh.
- 22:23Speaker 4: There's political correctness, you know, and just hope.
- 22:27Speaker 2: For the best. I mean I I had probably a
- 22:31Speaker 2: ninety eight percent kill rate.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Well, Jason and I would actually work together there. Sometimes
- 22:35Speaker 3: jac w be on the phone and I'd be on
- 22:37Speaker 3: the sniper's rifle there, or vice versa. And more often
- 22:41Speaker 3: than not, kezy. They're not original, are they? Hostages? I mean, sorry, kidnappers.
- 22:46Speaker 3: I don't really think things through. So they might go
- 22:49Speaker 3: to a bank and they want to rob the bank
- 22:50Speaker 3: and then somebody trips the alarm, nixt thing. We're down there,
- 22:53Speaker 3: the place is surrounded and we're like, what do you want?
- 22:56Speaker 3: And they say a million dollars in a helicopter. Well,
- 22:58Speaker 3: that's going to be pretty tough, do it or we're
- 23:00Speaker 3: going to waste They okay, calm down, mate, it's just
- 23:03Speaker 3: going to take some time. And then we sort of
- 23:06Speaker 3: pass around for about an hour and then you say,
- 23:07Speaker 3: all right, mate, we've got the million dollars. Yes, come
- 23:10Speaker 3: to the window and you can see it. And then
- 23:12Speaker 3: they come to the window and then do sure.
- 23:14Speaker 4: Right, So you don't even try and get everyone out
- 23:16Speaker 4: of live, you aim to kill.
- 23:17Speaker 3: Well, I hate the kidnappers here. They're bad, man.
- 23:20Speaker 2: Can I can I just reiterate when I said a
- 23:22Speaker 2: ninety eight percent kill what I mean.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Of the hostages? Oh?
- 23:26Speaker 2: Yes, but I mean if you get.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Two percent out, you're doing a good job. I think
- 23:30Speaker 3: that was our theory. I knew the rest when they
- 23:31Speaker 3: went to the bank exactly.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Thank you, Mogi.
- 23:34Speaker 4: Well your guys careers in hostage negotiation aside. I think
- 23:39Speaker 4: it could be something that we could teach the audience. Sure,
- 23:41Speaker 4: you know, so for example, just been looking around on
- 23:43Speaker 4: the internet here and this is some of the information
- 23:44Speaker 4: I got off that video I watched too.
- 23:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:46Speaker 4: First thing you do is remain calm, be patient, and
- 23:48Speaker 4: avoid drastic action. So like say that again, remain calm,
- 23:53Speaker 4: be patient, and avoid drastic action.
- 23:55Speaker 3: Yeah, well, maybe they've changed the way to do it.
- 23:59Speaker 3: They do it.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, this is the latest, Yes advice, this is
- 24:04Speaker 4: the twenty twenty four.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Version for the kidnapper or the kidnapped.
- 24:07Speaker 4: Obviously they're not giving out advice for kidnappers. This would
- 24:10Speaker 4: be for a person involved with trying to diffuse the situation,
- 24:13Speaker 4: or the personage negotiating, or a person even if you're
- 24:16Speaker 4: not a hostage negotiator if you're just a person who's
- 24:19Speaker 4: there at hand and trying to like, hey, calm the
- 24:21Speaker 4: situation down. Can't be patient, follow the hostage takers instructions.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Don't speak unless you're spoken to, and don't argue with them,
- 24:29Speaker 4: so don't try and you know, strike up a convo
- 24:31Speaker 4: with them. But when they start to talking, take.
- 24:34Speaker 3: A hostage, is it?
- 24:35Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 24:35Speaker 3: And also if you're.
- 24:36Speaker 4: Trying to calm down the situation, I mean, stay alert,
- 24:39Speaker 4: be observant. You may be released or you might even escape.
- 24:43Speaker 4: Personal safety of others may depend on your ability to
- 24:46Speaker 4: do these things. So you know, these are all good
- 24:48Speaker 4: pieces of advice.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Well, do you want to sort of maybe act out
- 24:51Speaker 2: a scenario? Keasy? Maybe so we can sort of demonstrate
- 24:56Speaker 2: what you know. For man, how that actually would come.
- 24:59Speaker 3: Across depends like what will I be You'll be the hostage, Yeah,
- 25:04Speaker 3: I'll be the kidnapper and I'll do Yeah, but what
- 25:08Speaker 3: you've really out there, that's if you're taking hostage, not
- 25:10Speaker 3: if you're a hostage negotiated because I wouldn't do any
- 25:12Speaker 3: of that stuff. Sure, but yeah, that sounds like the game, right,
- 25:16Speaker 3: And we'll get you. We'll get you out of live Keysy,
- 25:18Speaker 3: don't worry, man, You're gonna be home just in time
- 25:20Speaker 3: to pick up that library book.
- 25:22Speaker 4: Well, hang on, Mogi, just because if you're the hostage
- 25:24Speaker 4: negotiator and now this is what you would do, you
- 25:26Speaker 4: won't remain came, be patient or avoid dress.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's if you're taking hostage. I'm not a hostage.
- 25:32Speaker 3: I'm free as a bird on the outside with a
- 25:34Speaker 3: shoddy I got my shutdown.
- 25:36Speaker 4: Really go yeah cool, it's to be quick. Yeah, this
- 25:39Speaker 4: is a great idea of.
- 25:40Speaker 1: The hiking being shown podcast.
- 25:42Speaker 2: John Pitty there on the radio Honarchy Big Show this
- 25:46Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon. Previous to this, we were talking about what
- 25:49Speaker 2: to do in a hostage situation and Keys he thought
- 25:51Speaker 2: it would be helpful if we maybe enacted a scenario
- 25:55Speaker 2: where there was a hostage situation and what to do.
- 25:59Speaker 2: So what going to do is we're going to reenact
- 26:01Speaker 2: one for you. I'm going to play the kidnapper, you're
- 26:07Speaker 2: going to play the hostage. I believe keasy and Mogi
- 26:11Speaker 2: is going to be the negotiator. How does that sound?
- 26:13Speaker 4: So that sounds good? Location is a bank, Yes, I'm
- 26:17Speaker 4: just in there mining my own little.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Do I work there?
- 26:19Speaker 2: I just you're doing your banking.
- 26:21Speaker 4: And you've come in and you've sort of taken over
- 26:23Speaker 4: the place. All right, you ready? Okay, hang on, let
- 26:25Speaker 4: me just get some.
- 26:28Speaker 2: All right? Did everyone on the ground? What the hell?
- 26:36Speaker 2: Everyone on the ground? O?
- 26:38Speaker 4: Hell, lock the doors?
- 26:41Speaker 2: You and the pink jackets faded red come over.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Here now on the ground, pink jacket.
- 26:50Speaker 4: Boy on the ground. I was on the ground and
- 26:52Speaker 4: you've got me to stand up again?
- 26:54Speaker 2: Why are you doing it?
- 26:55Speaker 5: In the dog?
- 26:55Speaker 2: He possession what I'm said about.
- 26:57Speaker 4: I'm halfway through getting down because I was just wondering.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Right, if everyone stays calm, no one needs to get hurt,
- 27:06Speaker 2: all right, No one needs to get hurt.
- 27:08Speaker 4: All right, let's all just relax.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Listen, I'm doing the talking here.
- 27:12Speaker 4: That's good.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Mustache man, button it all right? You want just shuts it?
- 27:19Speaker 2: All right? I will. What do you want?
- 27:24Speaker 4: What do you want? What are you trying to get
- 27:27Speaker 4: out of this? By the way, is there something that
- 27:28Speaker 4: you want to head on?
- 27:31Speaker 5: Oh?
- 27:31Speaker 4: That eighties style bank? Phones ringing? Don't you think you
- 27:35Speaker 4: should answer it?
- 27:36Speaker 2: Hello?
- 27:38Speaker 5: Do you get it?
- 27:38Speaker 2: Mate? Okay?
- 27:40Speaker 3: Mate?
- 27:40Speaker 5: Hey, he's again? Is this the what do you say,
- 27:45Speaker 5: I get a bank robber, what do you call yourself?
- 27:47Speaker 5: I don't know. You wouldn't call yourself the bad guy?
- 27:52Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't almost have a bad guy. He looks
- 27:54Speaker 2: like times are just tough, mate, you know what I'm saying.
- 27:57Speaker 2: And you know I don't like to give myself anyway,
- 28:01Speaker 2: if you know what I mean, I think that's really
- 28:02Speaker 2: unfair on me.
- 28:04Speaker 5: Well, my name's just to give you a bit of
- 28:06Speaker 5: a run down, mate. My name's Officer Mogi. I'll be
- 28:10Speaker 5: your hostage and negotiat it today. Obviously, we just want
- 28:13Speaker 5: to get everyone out safe and sound. And I imagine
- 28:17Speaker 5: you know, I mean, you can tell me what's been
- 28:18Speaker 5: going on in the imagine you scared the ship out
- 28:20Speaker 5: of them, did you.
- 28:21Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jean, I'm terrifed on the ground.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Sorry. There's this weird dude here wearing a pink jacket.
- 28:29Speaker 2: He keeps getting himself in the doggy position. He's wearing
- 28:32Speaker 2: some sort of weird orthopedic slip ons.
- 28:35Speaker 5: Yeah no, yeah, we know him. That'll be that'll be
- 28:37Speaker 5: keesy as names. He's been doing that all over the city.
- 28:42Speaker 5: You can shoot him if you want.
- 28:43Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's not true.
- 28:46Speaker 5: But everyone else would quite like to get out safe
- 28:48Speaker 5: and sound if we can't.
- 28:49Speaker 2: Look, I don't want to hurt anyone. Officer, Mogi, that's
- 28:52Speaker 2: not my intention. You know what I'm saying is did
- 28:55Speaker 2: you say Mogi not Mike Mogi?
- 28:59Speaker 5: Is it?
- 29:00Speaker 2: Are you shitting me?
- 29:02Speaker 5: Magie?
- 29:03Speaker 4: It's why j.
- 29:07Speaker 2: How you got your man?
- 29:09Speaker 5: You're good, man, hang on, good.
- 29:11Speaker 4: We're supposed to the ground.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Uh.
- 29:17Speaker 2: How you going, Magie?
- 29:19Speaker 6: Mate?
- 29:19Speaker 3: I'm good.
- 29:20Speaker 5: Obviously I didn't think i'd either end up being a cop.
- 29:23Speaker 5: But how are you doing?
- 29:23Speaker 4: Man?
- 29:24Speaker 2: This is uh?
- 29:24Speaker 5: This is weird, man.
- 29:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose it is pretty weird, isn't it. You know,
- 29:29Speaker 2: it's not my sort of normal line of work. I've
- 29:31Speaker 2: been doing some infomercials and stuff, and then my wife left.
- 29:33Speaker 4: Me, I thought, and shut up.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Pink Jacket Feller. God, I'm gonna pop him pretty buddy
- 29:42Speaker 2: soon if he keeps rabbing on Magie.
- 29:44Speaker 5: Honestly, man, honestly, you'll be doing us all the fam Yeah, okay, hey,
- 29:48Speaker 5: you just on that. Shall we catch up?
- 29:52Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you got any darries If you
- 29:55Speaker 2: want a durry mate, I'll come out right now. Let
- 29:57Speaker 2: them all go.
- 29:58Speaker 5: I'll meet you at the back in the alleyway, man,
- 30:00Speaker 5: we can have a chat about it.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure.
- 30:02Speaker 5: The weird thing about this man, honestly, the weirdest sense
- 30:05Speaker 5: of deja vu.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Toats right totes. It's really weird.
- 30:13Speaker 4: Okay, So thanks for refusing that, officer, Mogi and what
- 30:17Speaker 4: was your name? Sorry? Man, kidnapper?
- 30:19Speaker 2: What was your name?
- 30:19Speaker 5: Hey?
- 30:20Speaker 2: Hey?
- 30:20Speaker 3: Whatdy?
- 30:20Speaker 5: J the amen?
- 30:21Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, the trick is you open up his nose
- 30:24Speaker 3: with the body of your going he shut the f up.
- 30:30Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 30:33Speaker 2: And Kisy Red Hot Chilli Pepper's there on the Radio
- 30:39Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, twenty minutes to six o'clock.
- 30:43Speaker 5: Now.
- 30:44Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys have noticed this, fellas,
- 30:45Speaker 2: but I always keep a keen eye on the moods
- 30:48Speaker 2: of the Big Show, And when I got in here
- 30:50Speaker 2: today I noticed that old Pugson Studio B there was
- 30:55Speaker 2: a bit of a who of the mood, and I
- 30:58Speaker 2: tried to sort of engage him in a conversation. He
- 31:00Speaker 2: was having none of it. Moye. Have you guys found
- 31:02Speaker 2: him a bit sort of off handed?
- 31:03Speaker 3: He was fine with me, actually, man, I was always
- 31:05Speaker 3: had a bit of a problem with you.
- 31:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know that Pugs and I have
- 31:08Speaker 2: some stuff to work through, but he just seemed more so, right.
- 31:11Speaker 2: I mean, how you have you found him today, Kesy?
- 31:14Speaker 4: He was sort of moping around, you know what it
- 31:16Speaker 4: was like when he gets all MOPI yeah, it's the
- 31:18Speaker 4: old mo droop.
- 31:20Speaker 2: That's right.
- 31:21Speaker 4: And he also, you know, after days of wearing quite
- 31:25Speaker 4: you know, shorts and long and short sleeved tease, he's
- 31:27Speaker 4: covered himself right up. Yeah.
- 31:29Speaker 2: Yeah, well funny you should say that, actually, Keesy, because
- 31:32Speaker 2: they've got me wondering feelings. Maybe we're a bit harsh
- 31:35Speaker 2: on pug Son yesterday when he was talking about his
- 31:37Speaker 2: tattoos and he's.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Got he's actually well you go on me.
- 31:43Speaker 2: Well no, I was going to say, I mean, you've
- 31:46Speaker 2: got to call an abomination and an abomination and a
- 31:49Speaker 2: lot of them are, and you know what I mean,
- 31:51Speaker 2: But I sort of feel like we could have been
- 31:54Speaker 2: a bit well, a bit softer with it.
- 31:57Speaker 4: The issue is to your eyes in the situation, my eyes,
- 32:02Speaker 4: you know, having a big blowfly tatted on your arm
- 32:04Speaker 4: is like it's it's it's we don't think it's good,
- 32:07Speaker 4: but obviously he has a close affinity with blowflies.
- 32:10Speaker 3: To be clear, the conversation was around tattoos and tatoos
- 32:14Speaker 3: that people may or may not regret, sure, actually do
- 32:17Speaker 3: regret not may or may not, And we sort of
- 32:19Speaker 3: got pugs in and just sort of wondered what percentage
- 32:22Speaker 3: of his he would regret, because we figured they'd be
- 32:24Speaker 3: pretty high because people around the office calling them shatters. Hey, yes, well,
- 32:32Speaker 3: I mean funny. Actually, I want to start.
- 32:34Speaker 2: I don't even hang on.
- 32:35Speaker 4: We're trying to make him feel better.
- 32:36Speaker 2: I don't even know what he was thinking with that
- 32:38Speaker 2: salt and pepper shaker, whatever the hell that was.
- 32:41Speaker 3: I mean, why it comes to that, it comes to
- 32:44Speaker 3: mind just to stay on points. Yeah, yes, I think
- 32:49Speaker 3: he's prep feeling of it down.
- 32:50Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think we need to Yeah, I
- 32:52Speaker 4: think we should definitely do something. What I mean, I
- 32:55Speaker 4: think would it be weird if we were to sort
- 32:57Speaker 4: of go and slide it and naturally to conversation like oh,
- 33:01Speaker 4: nice tattoo, tattoo there, No, but don't say it like that,
- 33:04Speaker 4: nice tattoos, man, cool tattoos.
- 33:07Speaker 2: What about laser surgery? Well, yeah, we get them so
- 33:11Speaker 2: you can get them taken.
- 33:12Speaker 3: Off, but he's got so many of them. You know what,
- 33:14Speaker 3: We take him out for a curry. We haven't had
- 33:16Speaker 3: our famous curry for a while. Oh yeah, then we
- 33:18Speaker 3: all get something out of it.
- 33:19Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we should do. Take him out
- 33:21Speaker 2: for a.
- 33:21Speaker 4: Sticky beef, sticky beef pugs on. Yes, Yeah, well I
- 33:27Speaker 4: think we need to do something because he certainly down
- 33:29Speaker 4: the dumps. And to be honest, fellas, you know, as
- 33:33Speaker 4: I said, some of his tattoos.
- 33:36Speaker 3: Oh well, it's changed. There's changed from back in our day.
- 33:40Speaker 3: You've got none keys.
- 33:41Speaker 4: I've got none.
- 33:42Speaker 3: Back in our day. To give a tattoo, you actually
- 33:44Speaker 3: had to be an artist, you know, you had to
- 33:46Speaker 3: know how to draw. Yeah, there's all sorts of requirements.
- 33:49Speaker 3: People wanted it to look good, have each tatoo sort
- 33:52Speaker 3: of connect and have some kind of a mean ory.
- 33:54Speaker 3: And it's not like that anymore. It's like what's on
- 33:56Speaker 3: the wall? What ill I see on the toilet? Oh
- 33:58Speaker 3: there's something out of a panty? Got his favorite ones
- 34:00Speaker 3: from a painting, his favorite painting, and he got he
- 34:05Speaker 3: got part of his favorite painting.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:07Speaker 3: The worst part of.
- 34:08Speaker 2: It, from what I can tell, was that the ridiculous
- 34:11Speaker 2: heart heart shape thinger was.
- 34:14Speaker 4: The you know he's got backbones.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was good. It was a good one.
- 34:19Speaker 4: And I was like, that's good to see more of that,
- 34:21Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like if you just replaced
- 34:23Speaker 4: all of them with backbone, then you might actually get
- 34:26Speaker 4: some damn respect. But I think we should do something
- 34:28Speaker 4: to share them up. Fellows, I agree, and we should
- 34:29Speaker 4: put our heads.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Together and yeah, carry night. Maybe that's a good idea, makee.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Thanks mate, All right, let's lock that in the Hdarchy
- 34:36Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 34:38Speaker 2: And Kesey indeed talking heads there on the radio Hodarcky
- 34:42Speaker 2: Big Show, this glorious Wednesday afternoon. I see someone's on
- 34:46Speaker 2: the phone line there, you see. We go to the
- 34:48Speaker 2: phone line, Tello caller, Who am I speaking to?
- 34:52Speaker 6: Good guys? Look, I just heard you talking about tattoos
- 34:56Speaker 6: that you regret, and I just wanted to call up
- 34:58Speaker 6: the radio Hurdarchy and say, I do not regret any
- 35:02Speaker 6: of the ones that I've got.
- 35:03Speaker 2: What hang on?
- 35:04Speaker 4: Is that a stick man from pack and Save more.
- 35:07Speaker 6: Like inkman for this particular example.
- 35:09Speaker 3: But yes, such a masculine voice, isn't it. How many tatooes.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Have you actually got.
- 35:15Speaker 6: WHOA, I'm riddled with them, mate, riddled I'd say at
- 35:18Speaker 6: least fourteen. All my permanent inc is basically dedicated to
- 35:23Speaker 6: all the permanent savors that pack and save. You see,
- 35:25Speaker 6: so a lot as you can imagine.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Stick Man. I hope this isn't too personal a question
- 35:31Speaker 2: for you, but but where are you tattooed? Exactly? Stick Man?
- 35:37Speaker 6: All the way from the fruit and Vegetable department to housewares,
- 35:43Speaker 6: right and essentially everywhere you know how there are sort
- 35:47Speaker 6: of packing saves all over New Zealand where there is
- 35:50Speaker 6: essentially ink all over my sticky little body, every little
- 35:53Speaker 6: nook and cranny, and then the crannies and nooks inside of.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Those, right man.
- 36:00Speaker 4: I just quick question, Hi CAZy here by the way, man,
- 36:02Speaker 4: I hope you well. Do you have any regrets about
- 36:04Speaker 4: any of your tattoos?
- 36:05Speaker 6: Yes, number seven and number twelve, but we usually.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Don't mention those, right, But you actually wish that you'd
- 36:11Speaker 3: never got them?
- 36:12Speaker 5: Now?
- 36:13Speaker 6: Yeah, totally. I got one of those ones.
- 36:15Speaker 5: What's those ones you get?
- 36:16Speaker 6: You know when somebody does one of the great walks
- 36:19Speaker 6: one of the.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Tramps, ah tramp stamp.
- 36:23Speaker 6: Is there what they call. Yeah, yeah, I did a
- 36:25Speaker 6: great look and so I got a seven air on
- 36:27Speaker 6: the back of my bicycle.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Uh stick man. This may seem like a very strange question,
- 36:34Speaker 2: but have you got any stick man tattoos?
- 36:37Speaker 5: Oh? Boy?
- 36:38Speaker 6: That would be very inception, wouldn't it. I do have
- 36:41Speaker 6: only one, but on that particular one, I have another seven,
- 36:46Speaker 6: so they sort of disappear inside each other.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, because I have actually heard that getting a
- 36:52Speaker 4: stick man tetoo is actually quite popular nowadays.
- 36:55Speaker 6: Ah, isn't it nice news? Yeah? I mean I can
- 36:57Speaker 6: see the attraction. I'm very easy to draw, provided to
- 37:00Speaker 6: get me not back to front, and I'm flexible so
- 37:04Speaker 6: I can do interesting poses. In fact, you know, if
- 37:06Speaker 6: there's anyone out there listening that wants me tattooed on them,
- 37:09Speaker 6: well you.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Know yeah, Well I've got no doubt there is. If
- 37:12Speaker 3: we hate some people that'll be keen as for a
- 37:15Speaker 3: stick man tato. In fact, if there is somebody out
- 37:17Speaker 3: there or thin, they could probably come in and get
- 37:19Speaker 3: it done. Live CAZy. I reckon you be keen, wouldn't you?
- 37:21Speaker 3: You haven't got any tattoo, it's kezy. This could be
- 37:24Speaker 3: your first one?
- 37:25Speaker 2: Man a stick there absolutely kezy.
- 37:27Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we just we just see what the audience.
- 37:31Speaker 4: You know, I don't want to deny the audience the
- 37:33Speaker 4: chance to come and get a stick Man tatoo, don't
- 37:34Speaker 4: you think.
- 37:36Speaker 6: Oh well, look, I'd be more than happy. I would
- 37:38Speaker 6: be more than happy gentlemen to come in and actually
- 37:41Speaker 6: do the stick Man tattoo on the lucky recipient.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Look, I've got to be honest with your stick Man
- 37:45Speaker 2: and no offense intended here, but we'd probably get a professional.
- 37:48Speaker 3: To do it.
- 37:50Speaker 6: Well all right, I mean, now I think about it.
- 37:53Speaker 6: I do not have hands, so it would be very
- 37:55Speaker 6: difficult to hold the tattoo gun unless we actually drew
- 37:59Speaker 6: it on the end of.
- 37:59Speaker 4: My sweet Yeah. See, there's a lot of logistics we
- 38:02Speaker 4: have to work out for that to happen. But look,
- 38:05Speaker 4: long story short, if feeling out there listening right now
- 38:07Speaker 4: wants to actually come in and get a stick Man
- 38:10Speaker 4: tattoo on themselves, text us right now on three four
- 38:14Speaker 4: eight three, and we will hook you up.
- 38:17Speaker 6: I would definitely tix myself if I had fingers.
- 38:21Speaker 4: Thanks stick Man, stick Man, what a tree we'll flick
- 38:24Speaker 4: you or a little Hoducky prize pack A right man.
- 38:26Speaker 6: Cheers Cozy.
- 38:29Speaker 2: The hodiking Bing Show podcast temple pilots here on the
- 38:33Speaker 2: Radio Hodeky Big Show. Stick Man. Eh, what a surprise.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Yeah, what a treat. Actually, I've got goose bumps.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hey, yes, no, you guys, let's just.
- 38:43Speaker 4: Say after six o'clock we could do the old wats
- 38:45Speaker 4: for Tea New Zealand What do you reckon?
- 38:48Speaker 2: I'd love to.
- 38:49Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the segment where people tixt in on
- 38:50Speaker 4: three four, eight three tell us what they're having for
- 38:52Speaker 4: dinner and then we for doing so we put them
- 38:55Speaker 4: in the drawer for a toy prize pack.
- 38:56Speaker 3: Are you trying to sneak an Edmund? You're trying to
- 38:59Speaker 3: make it conversational edmind?
- 39:01Speaker 4: No, this is what do you mean?
- 39:03Speaker 3: This is just us. What have you been up to?
- 39:04Speaker 4: Man? Have you heard about that new sement what's for
- 39:07Speaker 4: teen New Zealand?
- 39:08Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, send us in your text for t
- 39:09Speaker 2: on three four and also What's on the TV with
- 39:13Speaker 2: Mi Mino.
- 39:14Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Welcome back to your massive backbones. You're listening to the
- 39:23Speaker 2: Big Show brought to you by Ty. Yeah, and that's
- 39:26Speaker 2: in celebration of the fact they're going to be bringing
- 39:28Speaker 2: back the famous toy billboards again. We said to the
- 39:30Speaker 2: punters out there, if you've got some ideas regarding the
- 39:34Speaker 2: old billboards, text them through on three four eight three
- 39:37Speaker 2: and we'll have a little peruse use them. And I
- 39:40Speaker 2: believe a few people did that, Keezy.
- 39:42Speaker 4: They certainly did. And as I quote and I quote
- 39:46Speaker 4: you guys said, we'll send them up the chain to
- 39:48Speaker 4: Big Toy. Yeah, that's right, and just see if that
- 39:50Speaker 4: can to use it for anything you go through. All right,
- 39:54Speaker 4: here we go. Hoidy j always shouts his round. Yeah right,
- 40:00Speaker 4: got them good because you never show you around. I
- 40:02Speaker 4: love the big show. Yeah right, we stink, we suck.
- 40:07Speaker 4: I just received my prize peck from Radio Hode.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Yeah right.
- 40:11Speaker 3: I doubt he's just clear.
- 40:13Speaker 2: That's clearly a lie.
- 40:14Speaker 3: Yeah, because we just lie about those.
- 40:18Speaker 4: I'm going to binge watch talkback tonight.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Yeah right now, because you want to take your time
- 40:23Speaker 2: with that.
- 40:25Speaker 3: Episodes.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Yeah, mass of shame, Oh, Mogi and Hoidy Jay I
- 40:31Speaker 4: just have decided to give up the darts. Yeah yeah right,
- 40:36Speaker 4: you know these are all really good couple of kicking
- 40:38Speaker 4: the gaps. Yeah, old kezys Mo really suits them.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:44Speaker 4: Right, So this is basically what we've asked.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Well, I think that one deserves that went up the
- 40:50Speaker 3: chain for sure. Yeah, that one's going up the chain
- 40:52Speaker 3: and look good on the billboard.
- 40:53Speaker 4: Well, actually just on that. It's a little bit niche
- 40:56Speaker 4: but send it in and we'll fire it on up
- 40:58Speaker 4: the chain.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Yeah right.
- 41:02Speaker 4: In reference to the fact that we definitely got any
- 41:04Speaker 4: of these.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Up the chair, you never know we might do. Actually,
- 41:07Speaker 2: there might be a good one or two. Now listen
- 41:09Speaker 2: at some point of the podcast outro today Geez Lou Wheeze,
- 41:14Speaker 2: which is a little chat were here before the show starts.
- 41:17Speaker 2: I can't even remember just playing what.
- 41:20Speaker 4: I don't know, God, I remember the other It was
- 41:24Speaker 4: probably a couple of months ago. This guy was right
- 41:26Speaker 4: up my ass and like on the water and ship.
- 41:28Speaker 4: He was right up there. I had a little pink
- 41:30Speaker 4: jacket on him, the slippers, and then he like pulled
- 41:34Speaker 4: out and overtook me on the fast lane and pulled
- 41:36Speaker 4: the fingers and I was like, man, I'm already going
- 41:37Speaker 4: like ten k over the speed, you know exactly. Anyway,
- 41:41Speaker 4: he got caught in traffic and then I just cruised
- 41:42Speaker 4: past him and then I looked at him and he
- 41:44Speaker 4: looked at me and pulled the fingers and I was
- 41:45Speaker 4: just like waving Son shows that, but because it just
- 41:51Speaker 4: sounded like he's banging a dude there at the start
- 41:54Speaker 4: of you know what I mean? Do you guys get
- 41:56Speaker 4: the same feeling?
- 41:57Speaker 2: Or yeah?
- 41:58Speaker 3: That was I head there heard that in but on there.
- 42:01Speaker 4: Yeah, I just wanted the cheap gag about pulling out
- 42:05Speaker 4: and overtaking.
- 42:08Speaker 2: Hey, no, listen, what What's for teen New Zealand? On three?
- 42:15Speaker 4: Please do three? Text what you're having for dinner? Three
- 42:17Speaker 4: four eight three You can win it to your prize picks.
- 42:20Speaker 3: What's for teen News Zealand?
- 42:23Speaker 1: Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy
- 42:27Speaker 1: Oh Yeah.
- 42:28Speaker 2: Kings of Leon. There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 42:31Speaker 2: this Wednesday night? What's for teen News Zealand?
- 42:35Speaker 4: Hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's for teens Zealand
- 42:40Speaker 4: with me.
- 42:41Speaker 2: Ki and all their jazz. I haven't eaten today, fellas?
- 42:49Speaker 4: Is that all you're grumpy?
- 42:50Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, no, it's been a bad.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Banging on about hair, hungry, you own you eat a
- 42:54Speaker 3: bag of chips and you're going to get some sushi.
- 42:56Speaker 3: And you're right, man, not.
- 42:58Speaker 2: A single thing has passed through my mouth apart from
- 43:02Speaker 2: durries and coffee.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:03Speaker 4: Well, yesterday you were in a hor of the mood
- 43:05Speaker 4: as well. And it turns out he's like, Kezy, guess
- 43:07Speaker 4: what I've had for lunch? Man, guess what I've had
- 43:09Speaker 4: for lunch? I was like, why, He's like a bunch
- 43:11Speaker 4: of grapes?
- 43:12Speaker 3: Nice?
- 43:14Speaker 2: Yeah, Keezy on three for eight three?
- 43:19Speaker 4: Really trying to hurry this thing along, aren't you?
- 43:21Speaker 2: Jason?
- 43:22Speaker 4: Places to be man? What's that about? Good old fellas?
- 43:26Speaker 4: Kelvin here, Kelvin Kleine, Yes, wow, Hobbs.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a bit slow.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Functioning.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Kelvin Kleine, currently in Taranaki. I have knitted some sausages
- 43:41Speaker 4: with cheese down the middle.
- 43:43Speaker 3: You've knitted some sausages.
- 43:47Speaker 2: I used to know how to do that, fellas when
- 43:49Speaker 2: I loved Above the butcher Shop. They showed me how
- 43:51Speaker 2: to make those little bundles. Yeah, it's quite cool. Yeah.
- 43:56Speaker 1: I was.
- 43:57Speaker 3: You're really good at it, wasn't you.
- 43:58Speaker 2: I was pretty bad at it that?
- 44:00Speaker 5: Wow?
- 44:00Speaker 4: Yeah, get a fella Sarah here.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Oh my God, Sarah Jessica Parker married to Matthew Broderick.
- 44:08Speaker 3: What's going on there?
- 44:09Speaker 4: What's that about?
- 44:10Speaker 3: Ah?
- 44:13Speaker 4: Me and my dad are having mashed tadies and chicken.
- 44:15Speaker 2: Oh had that last night?
- 44:17Speaker 3: We had potato and chicken and a salad salad mate
- 44:20Speaker 3: sense sure?
- 44:21Speaker 2: Sure?
- 44:21Speaker 3: Sure?
- 44:23Speaker 2: Actually? And I didn't have mashed potatoes. I had roasted potatoes.
- 44:26Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I did today, right, Yeah, same thing.
- 44:31Speaker 4: Good a Fellas Isaac here, Oh my god, Newton, Sir
- 44:36Speaker 4: Isaac Newton. No, oh, Isaac Newton, no relation, good a Fellas.
- 44:43Speaker 4: My brother just got out of wy at a prison.
- 44:47Speaker 4: I'm going to cook him a mean green ty curry.
- 44:50Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to get your hands on a good
- 44:52Speaker 3: ty curry inside me. And I'll tell you what. There's
- 44:55Speaker 3: very much meat and three vig yes. But I'll tell
- 44:58Speaker 3: you another thing. Man, you wallet hide your wallet because
- 45:02Speaker 3: the brother's out.
- 45:05Speaker 2: Ah And by the way, I'm a big fan of
- 45:08Speaker 2: green curries.
- 45:09Speaker 4: For your reads yellow Yeah, well you're not going to
- 45:13Speaker 4: be there, Jason.
- 45:14Speaker 3: No, but that's good to know, thank you.
- 45:16Speaker 4: Mag I like to read as well reads the best,
- 45:19Speaker 4: but green is pretty tasty, though.
- 45:21Speaker 3: Man, your brother's going to be spewing.
- 45:23Speaker 4: Hey fellers, get there, Michelle here.
- 45:26Speaker 3: Oh my god, I caught my Michelle from the Guns N'
- 45:30Speaker 3: Roses song, My Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama, Oh my god.
- 45:36Speaker 6: Wow.
- 45:37Speaker 2: First lady, me and Barack.
- 45:42Speaker 4: Are having hamsteaks with pineapple rings on them. Add some
- 45:47Speaker 4: minted peas on the side.
- 45:49Speaker 2: You know what, man, you would go there. I know
- 45:52Speaker 2: it's old schools that particular dish, but I would absolutely
- 45:56Speaker 2: go that.
- 45:56Speaker 3: We've talked about this previously. Yes, oftentimes it have as
- 46:00Speaker 3: a handsteak. You've got the pineapple ring on there. You
- 46:03Speaker 3: probably got a mashed potato and coal slaw was what
- 46:07Speaker 3: my mother used to do it with. I could eat
- 46:09Speaker 3: the edges of it because it was a little bit crispier. Sure,
- 46:13Speaker 3: it's one of the all time ship house meals, and
- 46:16Speaker 3: I will not abide it. That is garbage. If you're
- 46:19Speaker 3: serving that has got no relationship to any kind of meat,
- 46:23Speaker 3: that is filth.
- 46:24Speaker 4: I find memories of ordering that at Cobb and Co.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Oh yes, so good.
- 46:29Speaker 3: Rectangular serving of meat. Yeah, man, ah, my mind was
- 46:33Speaker 3: always a circle. Oh yes, anyway, one last one fellas quickly.
- 46:39Speaker 4: Oh this is from Amanda hugging kisses Amanda hugging kiss
- 46:44Speaker 4: get a fellas, just whipping up some beans and cheese
- 46:47Speaker 4: on toast with salt and crack pepper your beauty, getting
- 46:50Speaker 4: my belly, you cracker, crack the.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Whole actual Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Here's the de Guns Roses there on the radio, ho
- 47:03Speaker 2: donkey big show. This's Wednesday Light. Let's talk TV.
- 47:07Speaker 4: Wednesday Light, Wednesday Light Tally with Mike Minogue, rah Ray.
- 47:15Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, I don't watch anything, so there
- 47:27Speaker 3: you go.
- 47:32Speaker 2: I watched the end of The Patient. Oh yes, Steve,
- 47:36Speaker 2: how was it? And man, yeah they are And that's
- 47:41Speaker 2: what I was reminded of.
- 47:42Speaker 3: We did a great one on talkback. We did actually
- 47:45Speaker 3: a cliffhanger needle a second season, to be honest with you,
- 47:47Speaker 3: but you know, what are you gonna do?
- 47:48Speaker 2: It never happened.
- 47:49Speaker 4: I never made it that far.
- 47:52Speaker 2: It was one of those I'm still undecided, genuinely initially disappointed,
- 47:58Speaker 2: and then I went, actually, no, that was pretty good,
- 48:02Speaker 2: was it? And then my wife went, I still don't
- 48:04Speaker 2: know how I feel about that ending to that show,
- 48:06Speaker 2: and I went, yeah, no, neither do I.
- 48:08Speaker 4: And then what did she say, and she said, I
- 48:10Speaker 4: don't know if I liked it or not.
- 48:12Speaker 2: I said, neither did.
- 48:13Speaker 4: I was tinker there, tinker dog.
- 48:18Speaker 2: But having said that, in terms of the series, very good,
- 48:20Speaker 2: good acting. It is good acting. One criticism was what's
- 48:24Speaker 2: his name? Gleason's character? Who Domald who plays the serial killer.
- 48:30Speaker 2: It looks like they put too much makeup a makeup
- 48:33Speaker 2: on him, which is kind of distracting.
- 48:36Speaker 3: But apart from that, very good. Highly recommended. Four bussies
- 48:39Speaker 3: out of five. Oh not bad on the busy front, Keysy,
- 48:42Speaker 3: how about you? You're mad dog?
- 48:43Speaker 4: Watch Celeberty Treasure Islands. What you guys might have worked
- 48:47Speaker 4: with her? Michelle Langstone.
- 48:49Speaker 3: I know Michelle. I've never worked with her, and I
- 48:51Speaker 3: don't think i've ever met her.
- 48:52Speaker 2: I think I have.
- 48:54Speaker 3: What's she like? I can't remember.
- 48:57Speaker 4: She's an actor. She's got brown hair, Yeah, yeah, she
- 49:00Speaker 4: is an actor.
- 49:00Speaker 3: She's a white woman right, brown here.
- 49:02Speaker 4: White woman, brown here, actor, two legs, blue eyes, two
- 49:07Speaker 4: legs as the one arms, yes, yes, yeah, I know
- 49:10Speaker 4: the one her. And there's another actor address the blonde
- 49:14Speaker 4: haired lady Alicia or something. I can't remember.
- 49:16Speaker 3: The castle hughes.
- 49:18Speaker 4: No, that's Keisha cashle Castle hughes on it.
- 49:22Speaker 3: No, Jesus confused, getting confusing. The two have a good ending.
- 49:27Speaker 2: Geez.
- 49:28Speaker 4: I find the two female actors extremely annoying, and so
- 49:33Speaker 4: does my wife.
- 49:34Speaker 3: But you're sixist, nor your wife doesn't like she's an
- 49:38Speaker 3: other woman. She's a misogynist as well. But I remember
- 49:41Speaker 3: that time she had that. You remember she had that
- 49:43Speaker 3: interaction with that naked woman in the gym in the
- 49:46Speaker 3: changing rooms, and she was disgusting.
- 49:48Speaker 2: She was like, no, thank you, Mike, and you were.
- 49:52Speaker 4: There's something about these two women who are very very
- 49:55Speaker 4: annoying to us.
- 49:57Speaker 3: And what are they doing exactly?
- 49:59Speaker 2: He's annoying you? Yes? Is it because it's all about them?
- 50:02Speaker 2: Maybe because that's a very very dramatic trait.
- 50:05Speaker 4: They're very dramatic, and they're very like, get upset about
- 50:09Speaker 4: really stupid things. While it was just trying to have
- 50:11Speaker 4: a nice time.
- 50:12Speaker 3: I was just trying to crack on and that.
- 50:14Speaker 4: And then Adie Walker Adie Walker, Yeah, and so she's
- 50:18Speaker 4: been eliminated.
- 50:19Speaker 2: I googled it. I think that's just an acting trait.
- 50:24Speaker 4: But the other thing too, that kind of for some
- 50:27Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm justified by feeling this way is.
- 50:30Speaker 4: There was a comedian who was eliminated. This young comedian.
- 50:32Speaker 4: She was quite funny, She didn't really do much. She
- 50:34Speaker 4: kind of wasn't very good at any of the challenge
- 50:35Speaker 4: that had happened so far. She was eliminated, and then
- 50:39Speaker 4: Michelle Langsta was upset about it and she said, I
- 50:41Speaker 4: just miss her. I miss her humor and I miss
- 50:44Speaker 4: her manner. And I was like, what, what what she's
- 50:49Speaker 4: like A like a twenty something year old comedian who
- 50:51Speaker 4: didn't show any signs of having I feel like she
- 50:53Speaker 4: just they're just crow barring that, you know what I mean,
- 50:57Speaker 4: things like that annoying me.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah somebody and yeah, were you're in the
- 51:01Speaker 2: horror of a mood for the rest of the night.
- 51:02Speaker 4: No, But I was just like, it's weird because it's
- 51:04Speaker 4: the two female actresses.
- 51:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you're jealous because they've got
- 51:08Speaker 3: a career as actors. I don't know.
- 51:10Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Kesey Mattellika there on the radio Holed Archy Big Show
- 51:18Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon. Hey, making, when was the last time
- 51:20Speaker 2: you did a marathon? Mate?
- 51:21Speaker 3: Ah, Tuesdays. Yes, yeah, I've done think I've done one.
- 51:27Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you mean what kind of marathon.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Like a marathon running for like eighty.
- 51:35Speaker 3: K oh yeah, eighty k's yeah yeah yeah, every Tuesday
- 51:38Speaker 3: and Sunday.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah great?
- 51:42Speaker 3: How about you man?
- 51:43Speaker 2: Uh, last one last Sunday? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And
- 51:47Speaker 2: that was eighty k's was it one hundred and twenty?
- 51:49Speaker 3: I thought they were forty two k's?
- 51:51Speaker 2: This was an ultra marathon? Oh right, the witch keysy.
- 51:55Speaker 4: What's that, Jase? Oh the fault line ultra marathon and
- 51:59Speaker 4: mountain bike chilling? Is that what you're referring to? Yeahs
- 52:01Speaker 4: for this thing man, Well, unfortunately, of course we can't
- 52:04Speaker 4: participate in that challenge because we are busy. But there
- 52:07Speaker 4: are a whole heap of ultra marathons and different mountain
- 52:11Speaker 4: bike challenges as well. Of all different varieties, You've got
- 52:14Speaker 4: fifty k on hundred k, hundred mile mountain bike bliss.
- 52:18Speaker 4: There's heaps of options. A lot of it is pretty
- 52:20Speaker 4: intense stuff, but it is guaranteed to be a weekend
- 52:23Speaker 4: full of adventure in the world's best playground city.
- 52:27Speaker 3: What's that playground city? Well? Is that oh well, oh
- 52:30Speaker 3: well yeah, playground city.
- 52:32Speaker 2: So basically we've been doing a massive Ultra marathon and
- 52:35Speaker 2: a sort of ninety mile in our gale. It would
- 52:40Speaker 2: be hard, that would be hard. Jack.
- 52:42Speaker 3: Well, you can't do it, you know, or.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Your back? Yeah, well I would blowing a hammy as
- 52:50Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my shuttle sprints. My leg
- 52:53Speaker 2: fell off, so yeah, isn't it? Yeah?
- 52:56Speaker 3: Guarded? But you know this is the thing was getting
- 52:59Speaker 3: old hoide you are you going to have it soon?
- 53:00Speaker 5: Man?
- 53:01Speaker 3: When'd you get into late forties? Here? Your limbs just
- 53:04Speaker 3: falling off?
- 53:05Speaker 2: Really, I've already got dude, droop you do? Man?
- 53:10Speaker 4: Who's hammy? By the way, hey you by the way,
- 53:14Speaker 4: if anyone wants to run this race in our place,
- 53:17Speaker 4: text with Ultra to three four eight three to register
- 53:19Speaker 4: for your chance to win free entry to the fault line,
- 53:22Speaker 4: including flights and accommodation as well. Just tell us who
- 53:25Speaker 4: out of the three of us you'll be running all
- 53:27Speaker 4: riding on behalf of I'm representing old Dear Nice or
- 53:31Speaker 4: I'm representing old Mogi, yes yes, or even bit I'm
- 53:34Speaker 4: representing Keysy and I'm getting it done. That is the
- 53:39Speaker 4: fault line. Ultra and Mountain Bike Challenge. Check it out the.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Hood Actual Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 53:58Speaker 4: What what a Jane hump day?
- 54:01Speaker 2: Hump day?
- 54:02Speaker 3: Man?
- 54:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now my hump days tomorrow, tomorrow, Todays felt
- 54:06Speaker 2: like a bit of a hump day. I'll be honest
- 54:07Speaker 2: with you, really, for sure, for sure, Maggie. Your plans
- 54:11Speaker 2: for the night early night for you. You were saying
- 54:12Speaker 2: you needed a nap and you didn't get one.
- 54:14Speaker 3: Don't know, actually get home, have to help the missiles peck,
- 54:19Speaker 3: I'd imagine. And yeah, but either it'll be an early one. Man,
- 54:22Speaker 3: you're going to try and watch something, Try and watch
- 54:24Speaker 3: something tonight. I always feel bad when I haven't watched
- 54:26Speaker 3: anything for what's on the telly with old Magi?
- 54:30Speaker 2: You know, yeah, sure it's you're kezy. What are you
- 54:32Speaker 2: hap to you mate?
- 54:33Speaker 4: I'm going to go home. My wife is making what
- 54:37Speaker 4: is she making? Spicy noodles?
- 54:39Speaker 2: She had that last night last night.
- 54:41Speaker 4: Now we didn't end up having that. We ended up
- 54:43Speaker 4: having bow buns, and so I think we're having the
- 54:46Speaker 4: Portmant's spicy noodles tonight. I was exciting because I'm excited
- 54:50Speaker 4: for those, and yeah, I'm probably gonna watch The chooserrither
- 54:52Speaker 4: and get an early one tonight because I've got to
- 54:55Speaker 4: get up early for work tomorrow, which is not something
- 54:56Speaker 4: I owned to.
- 54:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:57Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's a big boy. Welcome back the real world. Jeez,
- 55:02Speaker 4: what about you, Jesse? What are you doing tonight?
- 55:04Speaker 3: Man?
- 55:05Speaker 2: Well, as I mentioned, and what's for TEENI zialand I
- 55:07Speaker 2: haven't eaten a single thing today, So I'm going to
- 55:09Speaker 2: go home and eat a stupid amount of food. Yeah,
- 55:12Speaker 2: then probably put my daughter up a little bit later
- 55:14Speaker 2: on in the night, then go to bed, cool man,
- 55:22Speaker 2: go to sleep, hope. Yeah, thanks everyone. Oh no, look,
- 55:27Speaker 2: I've already been twice today to the gym. I don't
- 55:29Speaker 2: need to go a third time. Hey, it's been a
- 55:31Speaker 2: pleasure bringing you the show. Check out the Instagram. Check
- 55:33Speaker 2: out all our podcasts till tomorrow, See you later. Bye,