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#373 We Don't ASHELY MADISON the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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What Up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting. Sorry once again for
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no pre show. That will return tomorrow most likely. I'm gonna definitely sleep
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in a little bit. I'm gonna definitely sleep in tomorrow for sure. Sitting
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across from me is uh my co host axg. What's up? Dog?
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What's up tomorrow? You get a little bit of Wednesday? Get some life
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in you dog like side. Dick says, gotta suck today's Dick Dog?
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Wake up? Dog? Do? I looked that high to you a little
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bit, not gonna life? Yeah, you were. You showed up and
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I was like, either he's mad, like really really mad where he's not
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talking, or he's hot and you're high. I really wish that like I
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would have the high would have hit like this when I was at dizealand did
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it. I'll tell you right now, what's going on? Ray? What's
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up y'all? Good morning, running the board? How are you feeling?
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I feel good? Thank you for the editing on the new Behint Hungry.
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By the way, You're welcome everybody go watching Man Hi Hungry Disney's Lands Ookie
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Boogie Bash. Yeah. So yeah, so in cases you guys don't know,
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while while we're we prepared to film a pilot, I'm doing these like
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little episodes that I'm gonna be just releasing on my personal page and on the
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b Real TV page, so they'll be available on two pages to figure double
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the chances of it going out. But yeah, I've been experimenting a lot
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with the shoe. It started out with rs SO, but it's with SAH
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now and I'm pushing because I'm pushing the limits solvent list hash oil mhmm.
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So it's like, bitch has a little spider time. You're so high,
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We're here worried about this little aspets as the crackheads that I saw earlier having
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my way down here. Oh yeah, you did mention that to me.
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That's wild. Yeah, they were inspecting their little crack pipe and at the
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end you can see all that residue at the tip and sure, I was
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like, and they're like like if I'm here, And then the other person's
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like right across from you, just checking that out, dude, do they
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want the rest on the crack pipe or not? Wants one? Crazy the
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activity there, man, you see like people who look homeless, but they
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got a phone, like a good looking phone. I'm like, that's a
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that's a that's a crack dealer for sure. I mean, crack pete,
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crack. Crackheads are for sure interesting people to observe. That's about it.
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But yeah, so I've been documenting this whole experience and the last time I
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took it and I went for like seven pills for the Oogie Boogie Bash,
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and I documented that that episode is out there already on the Bureau TV.
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I will be responding back to some of your comments, so just make sure
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you follow that page and response back to the comments, because I do have
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my personal content on that page that he's on page as well. But last
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night I went to uh disney Land again and I was like, fucking,
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I'll just get the pass. Hunt, just get the annual pass, like
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you mean, yeah, I don't think I need it. It's not like
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I'm it's not like I'm like, it's not like I'm paying two hundred dollars
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every time I'm going. I know you're not paying, but it's nothing.
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It's an inconvenience, but I mean it kind of has to be. No,
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not really it's not when the person that's hooking it up, it's like,
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hey, do you want to go? I'm like, what ell?
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Since you insist? Okay, I'm just asking about it all because I've been
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I've got I've gone with him, but I've also gone like when that person
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has to like get out, get on break go find you. You guys
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already got a tug and a spotor shit. Yeah, okay, I see
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that makes yeah yeah, But I ended up. I ended up going yeah,
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Xavia, nobody's gonna want to fucking pay and then fucking instead of going
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in because you went midday? Yes? Should you? When we went midday,
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it wasn't. It wasn't like a usual all day adventure. Yeah,
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it was not. And I didn't up taking the sho last night. I
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outdid it. I went from seven to eight. He was he needed some
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consultation, but like he was like, should I do ten? I'm like,
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oh no, dude, tell you one step at a time. We'll
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stop you from doing ten. The fact that I had to do the show
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this morning, are you gonna ever do ten? Or are you done at
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eight? You think that's your max? You look like you're max style in
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my opinion. I call that max style. Oh deed in the morning,
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having trouble to wake up. That's every time you take a RS or SHO.
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I'm definitely not maxed out and I could definitely do the ten. I'm
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at a ten at point. But you're like putting down like cancer patient numbers.
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I'm pretty sure people would cancer put those fucking midlegram numbers down. If
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we were cancer patients, we would be overdoing it at the dosage that we
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put into our bodies. Well, may you think the doctor would be like,
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yeah, that's g I said. The doctor would be like, what
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the fuck are you doing? Dude? You're you are literally abusing this shit.
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We don't even have cancer. Even the doctor you're abused. The doctor
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would be like, you have a problem. Something you save yourself. Yeah,
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if you the doctor tells you have a problem, guess why I do.
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It's called fucking cancer, bitch, that's the fucking problem. But you
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don't think that he looks at it like, now what if I'm just doing
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in a favor Like I'm like, well, now cancer doesn't stand a chance.
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I mean, wait, wait, why wait to you do you have
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cancer? For for you to start taking SHO what if you're taking sho prevents
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cancer, you should do sea moss. Just get a lot of sea moss.
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Seamoss, dog, but sea moss taste nasty, but not all of
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it. Now you're tripping, dog, you're tripping. I'm pretty sure the
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one fucking Brian promotes it looks pretty good. I'm well because it tastes good.
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Some of them looks good. Some of them doesn't look good. I've
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had some tastes good. His looks like it tastes good. What's it called
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seamoss? What? I don't know, I forget it. They're gonna be
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on the They're gonna be there on the fourteenth at Craft fier Kings that you
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can find out if it's nasty or not yourself. No, I think it.
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His actually looks delicious. Got a bunch of flavors. What's this fucking
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what's this company called Mad Sea Moss? Mad Sea Moss? Yeah? The
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other day, Yeah, he promotes the ship's tough. But I don't know.
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His looks good. It's all frozen and put that shit in yogurt or
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something. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, not not too
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big. I just don't like the texture it's a texture thing. It just
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feels like animal fat. That's that's palm. It's delicious, like animal fat.
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Like you don't like that stuff that's in the bone. No, that
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shit's fire bow marrow. I don't know. I gotta I have to look
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for a spot that makes it good because I've tried it before and I don't
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like it too much. But I heard this spot and used to lay that
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I'm ana check out soon. That makes like ball merrow on the street,
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like on the fucking see what's up with that those stars that you said texture?
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Yeah, I don't like that chewiness texture. I don't like that fat
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like just geloutany Yeah, it just don't just don't say right, do you
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like? Do you No? Then I get that I understand because it kind
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of I love La dog. It's that Oh I know, I remember when
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I was a kid, like that's gross and then you just you forget that
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it's delicious. Still gross. Yeah, I bet you like all the bizarre
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Mexican food. Oh yeah, what is that cheeks? No, No,
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the programs, but uncooked ones, the ones you see in the store that
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look all crude and you look as a little kid. Yeah, I don't
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know it look like I'm just kind of is that a topping? No,
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you've never seen show me a picture? Maybe, No, you have because
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you've been to a fucking Mexican store. I almost don't. I almost don't
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feel I almost feel like, why the fuck are you even smoking? The
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joyful me? Oh yeah, he's gonna come on dog. You have you
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seen this, bro? That shit looks this it's fire, homie. You
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put this on tost locals brouiritos. I cannot believe your mind blown. You
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you've seen them? No, right, you're kind of for Mexican. Yeah,
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and they sell them. You eat that chili? Yeah, bro,
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but it's got that text, yeah, the same nasty. Never do you
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ever get gross out when you go too and you see the big old oh
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yeah, of all kinds of like pork shit like you got you got,
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bro, It's it's life, it's food. It's it's food. It's crazy.
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It's crazy. I see how it's crazy. Like when I was the
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other day, I saw my homie, you got a gold You know what
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that is? Right? What smaller chicken? A pigeon? Yeah? Yeah,
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he grabbed one because he was hunting them or whatever. He caught one
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in his ranch and he grabs it by the head and goes like this,
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and I love chicken and love go on and if you want to eat it,
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that's how you have to kill it in a lunch. But to me,
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I even was like, yo, dog, I chilled the fuck out.
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But it is what it is. It's it's life. It's the way
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I like, you get, shit's gotta die if I won't eat it.
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But it was it was weird. Just quick? Could you do that?
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These one? Nah? Even like even when animals must get sacrificed for a
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higher purpose, I don't. I close my eyes and should I'd be like,
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yeah, I no, trust me. Yeah he was all petting.
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He's all petting on race on Instagram, all nicely, and I was like,
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oh, no, cool. And then you just all of a sudden
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it goes and I was like, yeah, things, We're like, yep,
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that was a chicken. I thought your dad had a farm. Yeah,
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but I'm not used to seeing on Instagram, you get what I mean?
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Like this this is this hit me out of nowhere. Like if I'm
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in the runch, I'm expecting to see like like you've ever seen them get
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branded? Nah? I don't think they do that no more. They just
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put a chip. Nah, they do that. My dad still does.
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Yeah, my dad does. My dad still does that. They have like
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little cages, so you put them in look like like a cage. Put
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it in there, and you're just I've done it before my days. You're
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gonna do it as a little kid, dude, like fucked up shit,
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Like, why are you letting a little kid do this? I'm like,
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yeah, I'm like eight nine and I'm watching my dad and it looks at
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of course a little kid, because you don't understand that that you're hurting an
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animal. Oh do they take a ship? Don't piss themselves? That's how
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much. Yeah, dog, it's fucked up ship. Dog. But if
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we don't get to see that, you know, yeah right, And as
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a little kid, I remember seeing it. You're like eight nine and your
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dad goes and goes and then it takes a ship and all your uncles and
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know I mean, uh, cows, cow damn. Yeah. You branded
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to sits your property with with your logo basically what was his logo? Vagina
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vagina his initials and his initials in the shape of a vagina. You're climb
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to close. He so, but but yeah, so my dad. So
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you put them in like a how a lot, like a little cage,
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and you you desonate them in there, and you you tie them down because
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you can't move a lot. Now you're gonna be fux up to burn.
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But I remember being little kids, bro, and you don't know what's going
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on, like all my little unculin, all my little cousin's shame. We're
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like watching it and you see my dad literally you put it in water and
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then you heat it up and you hear it and as little kids, you
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know, you're a little kids, you see ship and piss and you start
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laughing. We think it's hilarious. Instead of being like yo, stop like
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now you should be like yo that like it's a little kid. You should
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like some sympathy. And then your dad has to tell you like, hey,
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it's the way live, it's the way we eat, this is the
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way we make money. No, we were dying. I was dying that
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this thing was in so much that it took a ship. Dog. That's
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cruel. Remember remember when bam Marjara did it? You got Brandon put the
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dick dick shame. Yeah, that's how you know, he was fucked like
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for life. Now she gets infected. It's not good yea, yeah,
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damn when you think about it, that the the one for the cow gets
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infected to no, because I'm pretty sure they got like antibiotics and stuff,
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because you need to get antibiotics. But yeah, I could get infected.
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Oh she gets wild? Is it? There's no there's no other way for
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them to fucking like, hey, this's my cow. No chips? Yeah
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no, don't they tak him on the ears or something like talk him on
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the ears and chips now, But it's just it's way cheaper. It's way
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cheaper just to get a brand. It. Don't think it's a water fire
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and let's go. Chips gonna cost you, the tags gonna cost you money.
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And if you're not runching, you're barely living by. I don't have
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cows. H they don't have cows. They food like. It's the conversation
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where you know it's one way. That was Mexico. Yeah, it's not
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American America. You can't pretty sure you can't brand the cow now. I'm
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sure it's one hundred percent in legal to brand anything in America. Check that
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right now, don't ask, don't tell. Yeah, I mean the last
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people that got brand Do you remember that that Nixtium cult, Nixtium Colt.
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You've never heard of the Nixtium cult. Dude, you've ever seen the movie.
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You've seen Smallville, You've seen Smallville. You heard a small Ville?
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Right, Oh, that's Superman Superman show back in or some coffee all right,
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yeah, you feel it's high as fuck? Yeah, but so and
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next Nixium it's a cult, big call. Like I'm talking cult. Like
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this guy was fucking bitches and one of their main people in the cult was
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the main actor from Smallville. And this bitch was branding other bitches in the
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cault the ball for the Superman food, the female. I've seen this.
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I've seen small Mill. It's one of my favorite shows. Actually, check
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it out. It was dope. You gotta see it all the way through.
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When you see him become spid, I mean Superman. It's tight anyways,
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whatever. The chick though, right, Allison something mac Allison mack okay,
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mac Allison. Yeah, yeah, she was like the number two.
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Yeah, yeah, she she recruited. It's funny she got branded too,
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Yeah, she was. They were branded people, bro like you got.
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You had to get branded to be part of this call. And that's fucking
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little, tiny branding, but you know it's a brand. It was the
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initials, the metal metal of the phone. Damn, you have to fuck
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him. Yeah, the fucking afterwards. But I'm pretty sure they fought and
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they were donating money. Who's only getting super rich people? Yeah, dude,
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there's a there's a like they made a movie about it. It's a
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good. Yeah, it's Onny Trial there. They're all everywhere on YouTube.
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Just walk type in next. I mean, you'll go down this deep rabbit
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hole, this piece of shit. In the American West, branding evolved into
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a complex marketing system still in use today's Mexico. You can brand your wife.
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No, you can't. No. I mean, I know you don't
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know this, and I know you're gonna be surprised by this and you're not
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gonna believe me. But do you know that the next Mexican president will be
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a female? Both wings of the party are, they're both the main candidates
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are females. It's gonna be a female Mexican, the Mexican president, Mexican
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President. Mexico is gonna have a a president female first in the United It's
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not gonna be the guy who's like you got those knows, No, that
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guy's funny. I like that guy. It'd be a cool president here.
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I don't know, he should try running for president after he's done with Mexico
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coming over here. I can't can't be worse than what we got, right,
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Yeah, but you believe that like the aliens they had over there,
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Bro, how come they're the only ones that fucking unveiled some shit like that?
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How come no other countries have it? They've been around everywhere. I
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think it's fake. I think it's all fucking propaganda. I think they're just
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the way to get us to do shit. I just feel that, like
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like us sat back, it was like, hold on, Mexico's about to
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outshine us in something. Nah, fam, I wouldn't been I wouldn't let
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that shit go by no offense to Mexico. But this ain't soccer, homie,
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you know what I'm saying. I mean, we're not that great in
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soccer either right now? So what do you mean, bro? We lost
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to some fucking we tied or lost to some thorough country. I can't even
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pronounce her fucking name. Do remember that thing I sent you where Mexico.
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Yeah, Bro, the coach was pissed. Yeah, Bro, it's sad.
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Bro. Like the last the last, the last team Mexico play too.
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I think they lost or tied to some country that is an island.
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Bro, Like that is That's sad, dude. That's like when the United
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States lost three Night Tobago and they didn't make it to the World Cup.
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That was fucking man lost, losing a durable country in the leading power of
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the world. Whatever the fuck I just said, right, Freeze branding can
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be a relatively painless and very effective form of permanent livestock identification. Is it
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allowed on humans though? Of course? Yet tell the government, you know,
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trust to brand us somehow? I mean, but technically, if you
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want to get branded, it shouldn't be illegal. Sure, body, you
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can get tattoos, You can get tattoos, You can get tattoos, should
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be able to get branded. You think you think that existed? That whole
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thing where like certain tattoos means something to certain people and they see it,
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and this it's like a little society, yes, full like who a pineapple?
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If a bitch has a pineapple tattooed she's a swinger or pineapples anywhere pineapple
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means swinger. Damn yeah, dude. I used to date some some chick.
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She got a pineapple a pineapple tattoo because she loved pineapples. Now as
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she couples always come up to her dog. She tells me, and she's
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like, yeah, now I know, Like and I'm like, what do
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you mean. She's like, yeah, it's like it's a swinger sign.
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That's crazy. I would have just you know what I would have been.
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I would have been like, so he likes SpongeBob. Yeah, that's kind
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of what I Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, dude, it's swinging.
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If you see anybody, if you see couples with with with that,
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you know there's swingers. There's signs for all all tattoos. Dude, Like,
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I'm gonna look it up. I saw somebody yesterday in Disneyland where pineapple
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tattoos. Yeah yeah, And they were a couple of dog one of the
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guys. One of the guys had it in the back of his leg.
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And I didn't think much of it. Not I think by day and I
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was like, these guys were just walking around. They were like older too,
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trying to find some you know, some some fresh meat. I was
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just like, that's kind of back to the hotel. Imagine, come on
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right, Well, I mean I don't know, they're probably there probably are
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some freaky people that go there. Some people. You did, you did
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eight pills of a such a sh show at Disneyland. It's pretty wild.
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Yeah, but I'm not hurting nobody though exactly. They're not either. Just
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want the fuck fucking the hotel rooms. Oh, people out there, well,
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not all the people, but some of the people out there, isn't
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that they're go there just to try to get a fuck. No, it's
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probably not the most appropriate place, not but you know, some kinds of
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foods there. Yeah, but I'm I'm I'm a suck to get like like
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a tattoo of like obviously like a pineapple. What's that noise? Is your
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mic again? Dumber? Yeah? Yeah, urpies? Exc's my cast fucking
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herpies. He gave them murpies. Now mix and have herpees. If everyone
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can have him, Mikes can have him. Yeah. So what when was
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the last time we were here? Saturday? I went to fucking the Rose
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Bowl game. You guys want it? We won for two. It wasn't
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the Rose Bowl game? Was that the Rosebow't? No, it was not
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that. It was at the BMO Yeah, how can you as? Yeah?
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How can? We didn't go with Chili? I was at the pool.
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I had fool activities. Are you went into the pool? Yeah?
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It was cold, but I did it cool? Yeah? Oh she was
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Why the fuck did they show up? Blakee who shows up like minute seventy
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apparently taught me how to work. Oh yeah, I would have just been
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like, will they show up by yourself? Chilni, you would have been
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sitting there next to us. Anyways. How's the game? Though? The
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game was fucking badass, dog, I ain't gonna lie. The game was.
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The game was very great. Hell's that noise? The game was fucking
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great though, If I had to be honest, it was exciting. You
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know. They debuted that video or video that see that that can't be honest?
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It didn't Yeah? Where yeah that song, that food looks the food,
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that's things, the guitar. I'm just like he's out there rapping for
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all the don't moans. H Yeah, Bobby Castro, you'd be looking like
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I don't emore? So I mean, I gotta ask you a question,
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how did you feel watching the Galaxy play knowing that their logo is now an
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alien? Did it change your look? Yeah? Because I can't believe he
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thought it was a cute little bee, but it was disrespectful with that,
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you're trying to be disrespectful. I was. I wasn't even trying to be
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disrespect That's the worst part. That's what makes the words that you weren't being
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dispected. When I'm looking at run, I was like, did he just
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call your mask on a cute little bee? Yeah? It's not cute.
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It's not cute dogs an alien from space Cosmo homie. I mean, at
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least put some respect on it. How cool with their logo would have been
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though, if it would have just chose like a more traditional looking alien.
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I don't know. They're gonna make it wholesome. Yeah, they gotta make
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it wholesome. You can't make him intimidating like this one. I mean,
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that's why does it have to be wholesome? Like the Bulls? Yeah,
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but you got like the bulls, like the shark from Uh. Yeah,
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but you're not making it. You're not making them a predator, you know,
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like you're not making them a predator alien, Like, you're not making
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an alien versus predator type of alien. I mean, we don't we have
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a falcon. It's not that fucking Is that an official maskott? I don't
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know. I don't know if it is or not. But at the end
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of the day, and an alienen will always be able to fuck up a
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falcon. True? That saying, how do you fuck up an alien?
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying, head off. It's pretty intimidating the end
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of the day. Yeah, again, I don't know. You gotta like
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physically rip apart the organism. Y'all seen signs the movie? Yeah, movie
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was fucking horrible Dog with Mel Gibson, garbage Dog. Why watch it again
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as an adult? You probably saw it one time as a teenage. You're
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like, you didn't see the aliens. You expected aliens. I expected to
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see them. Do you see them? You see them? But that's how
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that's that's realistic. That's real more realistic because you're not gonna be able to
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see them like it's gonna be either if you see him, you're dead.
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Chances are yeah, you see them, Like if he catches with them,
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I think you're dead. So you see him kind of like running around.
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I think that would be scarier. You know what I did? A movie
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I did see that was alien like Fire in the Sky. Yeah, it's
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based on true story, is it? Yeah? Okay, I didn't know
22:52
that. It's fucking crazy because the scene there the aliens like that. Shit's
22:56
a really freaky scene with the aliens because the dudes recalling it and he recalls
23:00
the scenes that you just see the aliens like kind of just going over him.
23:03
Like it's just like it's fucking weird, and I'm like, I don't
23:06
want to watch this no more. Do you remember the fifth kind I've heard
23:10
of that I've never never seen that one's pretty cool. It's an alien movie
23:12
too. It's a creepy It's like it's weird. It's nice. Stop.
23:18
Yeah, the movies lately, Close Encounters that Close Encounters, it's equalizer three,
23:25
garbage azz movies you watch it was kind. There shouldn't have been one.
23:29
There should have been two, and definitely not a three. Could have
23:32
just went bowling, yeah, because I would, Yeah, I wanted a
23:34
better story, you would go bowling. Fuck you guys man. Denzel Washington
23:40
is great. Well, how old is that fool. He was there,
23:42
got up there, up there like he this this movie should have got made
23:47
right after Man on Fire. It's too old for that ship. He should
23:49
be on a porch playing with his grandkids. Or man, I'll give him,
23:55
I'll get him over to Nero. Yeah. Or maybe I'll give him
23:57
insurance. I'll get him insurance commerce shows. He can do insurance commercial story.
24:00
You think Robert and was going to hold his baby? Yeah? Will
24:07
he live up to them? I'm just saying, like, do you even
24:08
want to? Like you just like I give you a baby? Shut up?
24:12
How old is he? He's like eighty, Yeah, he's old,
24:15
man. I mean, if he can, if he can, dude,
24:21
if he can, fuck he can hold the baby? Dog? Does he
24:23
want to? Though? It's this kid, it's a seed. Of course
24:26
he wants to. He could be the he could be the next like great
24:32
actor of our generation or if his generation rather, you know you ever,
24:37
some people, some actors really like I want to push that to their kids
24:41
in some way. He's some longevity, you know. And he's eighty,
24:45
right, he's eight. That's vintage firm, I mean, and then why
24:49
not have kids at that age? What are you worried about like Drew Barrymore.
24:52
She's the daughter a very famous actor. There's a lineage, you know,
24:57
all this Hollywood ship goes way to the beginning, like what's his name.
25:00
I don't know if you saw the documentary because you watched Patrick CC,
25:03
but Tom Hanks, Oh, I've been seeing that on algorithm. This food
25:11
was a rapper rapping and ship lay mass, fucking whiteboard rapper gets killed and
25:17
then he just all of a sudden wants to be in movies. He died.
25:21
No no, no, no, no no no, he didn't die,
25:22
no no, but he uh, he's he he was a rapper,
25:26
rapping like Mac Miller type shit like look, I'm I'm a I'm a rapper,
25:29
start saying the N word and shit fucking up, and then all of
25:33
a sudden he wants to be in movies and he's on a power I'm breaking
25:36
bad, Like Ray says, if you got the plug, if your dad's
25:38
fucking Tom Hanks, you can be a side product. You can be a
25:41
side piece like nothing. Hollywood nepotism is a hitch bro. So his dude,
25:45
Robert de Niro's son will be in a movie no matter what if the
25:48
kid decides and wants to be it could bro, Yeah, you could do
25:52
it if he wants. Tom Hanks. When I heard Tom hanks Son was
25:55
in these great movies, I was like, bro, just because he had
25:57
a kid. He got some bitch preg and his dad said, you gotta
26:00
stop rapping, get a real job. Didn't win into acting. Imagine imagine
26:06
your dad says, get a real job, and then he fucking you gotta
26:08
go with fucking being rehearsals and trying to find a fucking gig. You gotta
26:12
stop rapping, get a real job. And he went to acting, and
26:15
he gave him a couple of games. But it has been trying to be
26:18
an actor to begin with. That's Tom hanks Son. Yeah, but you
26:19
don't want it. It's hard to fucking fill Tom hanks shoes, though,
26:22
do you often does? Yeah? Become good at something else. He tried
26:30
rapping, picked the wrong one, like Ron Howard, Right, Ron Howard.
26:34
He was on fucking happy Days and all that ship and started directing movies.
26:37
Dan his daughter Bryce Dallas Howard. She came out in the Jurassic World
26:44
movies. Look at that lineage nepotism. Will Smith's kids look at them.
26:49
That was the prime example of nepotism. Will Smith's kids, both of them
26:56
killing it for no reason. What the funk? Who are they with the
26:59
fun quote unquote no reason on you, bro, that's true. Man,
27:06
It's dying. Hollywood is dying as we speak, bro, So you say
27:11
it's dying. So if this strike doesn't happen, is anybody just gonna get
27:15
together and someone get some of these great writers and get on the side project
27:21
and then sell it on YouTube, because that's what I don't know why that
27:22
hasn't happened yet. Those people, those writers, I don't think they would
27:26
try to like go down the level to YouTube level. YouTube's here, television's
27:33
here. You're striking, you're striking with the people are the fuck They got
27:40
the sag and all that shit. They think they have the benefits, and
27:42
then then I hope they stay there. Then you have sometimes you have to
27:45
humble your humble yourself, go out there and go go go do your job,
27:48
Go go do your work for free and make a dope pass YouTube video
27:52
and see if they don't hire you. That's the thing. Some of those
27:55
people did work for free and then when they started making there, I'm not
27:57
gonna go back to working for free. Why look at my list, look
28:02
at my look at my resume. Why don't I want to go back?
28:06
And that's tough. That's a tough pill to swallow for some people who are
28:10
like in there, you know, see like it sounds stupid, But I
28:12
was talking with Georgia. I was like, right now, if I was
28:15
an actor or director or whatever, I make you porn. I was close
28:19
to that. I said I was going to go. I'd go find a
28:22
comedy, a comedian that's ray to recorded special. I was like, I'll
28:25
work for free for or give me a percentage of that, since I got
28:27
nothing to fucking do. Instead of holding a fucking sign, go work for
28:32
take a cut, take a percentage. Maybe don't work for free, but
28:33
take a percentage. I mean there's some bangs of banks. Yeah, there's
28:37
some people like Drew Barrymore again, like she recently announced that she's gonna go
28:42
back to work. She's gonna she's got a show to run. She's got
28:45
to fucking do it. Whether some people think it's a bad idea or not,
28:48
But at least some people who are helping her out, I'm pretty sure
28:52
they're getting paid by her or some way somehow to even do it in the
28:56
first place. The show's got to go on, whether it's SAG or not,
28:59
you know, and some people are like, what are you doing?
29:00
And you know, don't you believe in our cause? I'm like, yeah,
29:03
but I gotta get money too, because there's yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:07
If you're an actor and you go get work, now you're not you're
29:10
not part of the cause. I've seen. I've seen the actors telling actors
29:12
that, like, you're not supposed to be you're in Hollywood. You all
29:15
automatically sold out. What the fuck You're automatically sold out when you come into
29:19
Hollywood? Is it is? What it is? You know? So what's
29:23
this bullshit? So you don't think that's gonna end. I'm sure it is
29:29
some way, somehow. It's gonna end somehow. People like entertainment. There's
29:33
gotta be something, you know, to fill those shoes. But then again,
29:36
we have all these types of programs out there, whether they're SAG or
29:40
not. It's there. So we can't say that there's nothing to watch or
29:45
nothing to look forward to when it comes to all this shit tough, So
29:49
why are all these movies still coming out though they've been. Yeah, maybe
29:53
it's a backup thing, or they're just not in the union. I don't
29:57
know. Like there's a lot of movie that's nur shitty too. Name a
30:00
good one right now, Equalizer, the first one that was not great.
30:08
I want to watch the nun I think I none fucking suck dude. The
30:14
number two or the first one? Number two and one? Didn't you see
30:17
both of them? Yeah? I saw both of them that same day.
30:19
I'm trying to watch the Accesses. I really for some reason, I think
30:22
it's gonna slap or Saws is one of them. I don't know why it's
30:26
gonna there's even a sault, what is it? Sawt Saws? I love
30:30
all of them. I don't know why I love those. This is like
30:33
Saw twenty five. It's just not gonna go still not dead? How is
30:37
he not there that damn good and did in real life? I thought he'd
30:42
be dead in real life too. This old man is just not I don't
30:45
think he's gonna I don't think the movie's gonna until he really fucking dies.
30:48
He's gonna be like the next Passengers. Yeah, until he till he's dead.
30:52
The movie's gonna go on. What I'm looking forward to is the biopic
30:56
of Elvis Presley's wife. I don't interesting told me there was another one,
31:02
crazy crazy that they're doing it. But they're doing it. Why is it?
31:06
Why? Why is the bio pick on her life so important? She
31:10
was sixteen when he hooked up with her. I hope they addressed that.
31:14
You'd better be addressed. Capola's doing it, which is Francis Ford Coppola's daughter
31:18
and ship. She's pretty good at making movies of like women and shit,
31:22
you know, so I wonder what that was about. It could be more
31:26
on her side. It's her story, it's her We got a review.
31:30
It's called Lost in Translation. You're gonna like it. Watch you'd be like,
31:33
never mind. But yeah, I don't know why she's so popular and
31:37
that of a figure. Maybe because she is Elvis Presley's wife, the only
31:41
person that Elvis Presley wiped up literally through, even though he fucked with a
31:45
bunch of bitches and everyone. Yeah, yeah, man, yeah, maybe
31:51
that bit's had something on him. Maybe she had his kids obviously. You
31:57
know what I was gonna say, though, just who owns the state?
32:00
Sorry, who owns the estate? I'm not sure the estate. No,
32:02
I don't know. That's what you call it, right, Who owns this
32:05
big ass mansion? Doesn't he have like lawyers? I don't know. I
32:08
don't know his kids keep it? Does he have a kid? Yeah?
32:13
I think he has kids. Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about.
32:15
The what's he called? It's not called Neverland. It's called something like
32:17
that though. Graceland. Yeah, it's called Graceland. I wonder who because
32:22
you can still visit it, right you did? Someone said, did it?
32:23
Coking it? Okay? Here coc in one of his home's bathrooms.
32:28
Okay, Vegas, Yeah, there's Graceland too. I would love to visit
32:32
Graceland. It's iconic. It is the King of Rock and Rolls house though.
32:38
How I got to check that out and he bought for his mom and
32:42
like it's too much, my boys, too much that dude, it's your
32:45
house, dude. Have you seen the new one though, where he's like
32:47
a boy. Yeah, yeah, it was like, my boy, you
32:53
have to finish the show, dude. They drugged his ass up, all
33:00
right? So who owns Graceland? No more shows? Colonel Riley, following
33:07
the January depth of his only child, Lisa Marie Presley, and subsequent legal
33:12
proceedings regarding to the state's custody. Elvis's granddaughter, Riley ko Kio was granted
33:20
soul ownership with Graceland. Damn, that's crazy, crazy, have to do
33:23
nothing. She just had to be born. Talking about the King, the
33:31
King, talking about the King. What do you guys think happened? What
33:34
do you guys think about? What happened in Vegas? Like? Crazy?
33:36
Hack? What happened? Fucking nuts? Wild bro and something woke up?
33:45
No, the MGYM got hacked. Hack. We're like, dude. People
33:49
couldn't even check into the hotels. They hadn't chicken a mano like people.
33:52
There was like a line like like this is like twenty three. People don't
33:55
like lines, bigger line than usual. Yeah, huge, bro, you
34:00
can I guess the MGM was the only one that didn't decide to give up
34:04
the three million to this company. The others companies said it was a huge
34:09
number. I don't know. I thought I watched the video. I don't
34:12
know the numbers. They're just making millions of millions and millions. But it
34:15
was a hacking company. They got these fools like the whole and like the
34:19
whole Vegas and MGM was the only one that didn't give up the three billion
34:22
or whatever million whatever, but that'll give up some fucking the ransom. And
34:25
they gave it up. And it's just been a ship show, dude.
34:29
They're losing money, like god, And it was crazy. All the rooms
34:34
are open, so they can't be locked, so like everything's pretty much ran
34:38
on a computer, which is the fear of like what would happen if,
34:42
like, okay happened. But MGM's hotel rooms don't have like an actual lock
34:49
and key type of thing. They got the pilo, Yeah, they still
34:52
got that. Yeah, the people you gotta be in your room. Yeah,
34:57
the machines weren't working, I mean sloss when she's weren't working. So
35:00
they're losing money. That's losing money dollars. That's their main of income.
35:02
They give free drinks. They don't make money on drinks. Their main money.
35:06
The main main income is slop machines, gambling. Shit was shut down
35:10
some ocean fourteen shit. It was crazy. Just imagine being that that being
35:15
your weekend you come in from you fly in a real vacation because you know,
35:19
when we go to Vegas. It's not really vacation. Hey, here's
35:21
how much money they made in twenty twenty two, thirteen point thirteen billion US
35:25
dollars of last year. But here it is. Though. A group known
35:30
as Scattered Spider is believed to be responsible for the MGM breach, and is
35:36
reportedly used ransom made by Alpha or Black Cat as an operation the Saturday Cat
35:42
Specialists, and social engineering, where attacks manipulate victims for not into performing current
35:46
acts by impersonating people organization. I guess they literally called the number and they
35:51
just hacked them like that that these little minischool things where they ask someone on
35:54
their email, game and email and then just connect the dots and then they
35:59
were and dude, that's crazy. Yeah. They got in through an employee.
36:04
Yeah, an employee. They called ye employees information they got. Yeah,
36:07
that's how simple it was, dude. It wasn't even like that crazy
36:10
ship where they were. There was literally there was called the called the hotline,
36:15
MGM hotline, talked to an employee, talk to the right guy,
36:19
asked the perfect question, gave them in a Now they're fuck, it's crazy.
36:23
The laws. Oh sorry, MGM. Graham makes three point seven million
36:30
a day, seven million they've been this happened exactly. Why just not give
36:36
the money up? Talk even if you break even, let's go keep,
36:42
got to go on, because then they're gonna do it again if you're give
36:45
them the money. Yeah yeah, I mean that's what they say. But
36:50
get better. We're gonna update if if they get. The point is they
36:53
should never be able to do that's the fucking point. That's the point is
36:58
you pay, like you know, you know, if you find a hack
37:00
and Apple and you hit up Apple and tell them I found this hack,
37:02
they'll give you a fuck load of money. Yeah, I mean all that.
37:07
Yeah. Like, let's say you're a hacker, right, you can
37:08
go on one of the best hackers in the world per se. It's super
37:12
hard though, But you want to hack your iPhone and you find a way
37:14
to hack your iPhone and you don't technically hack it, and you hit up
37:16
Apple and said I found a way to hack your phone, they'll hire you
37:20
and then they'll give you money for finding the hack because technically, imagine you
37:23
you sold it or you use that hack instead, and your genius. When
37:29
when the FBI catches these hackers, they always get a plea deal, the
37:32
plea deals. After you're done, let us know how you did it,
37:36
and work with us, work for us or some bullshit, and you get
37:38
a deal. They need you, dog, they need you. Why would
37:42
they want some some someone so intelligent locked up when we can be using you
37:45
to fuck up China? China? No, dog, these kids are geniuses.
37:50
Going. Then they'll pay for Apple. We'll pay for what they call
37:53
bugs. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, they'll find bugs and if
37:57
you yeah, if they if you find a bug their system, though,
38:00
you will give you a load of money that I don't care. Is the
38:04
FBI involved in the biggest thing? Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
38:07
I'm pretty sure that them Jim called, do you have to call it?
38:10
They probably want to hire that group. Oh no, these are hackers,
38:15
you can think it. It's hard to even find out who those people
38:16
are. Yep. Is it really that? Yeah? How it is?
38:21
Yeah? You remember do you remember the the pscon? Yeah? But do
38:28
you remember when they did the craziest hack ever? I mean to me,
38:30
it was super crazy, the Madison Ashley Madison when they did the when they
38:37
did the Ashley Madison hack, that was unbelievable. So you know, Ashley
38:43
Madison is divorce is Skyrocket. It's a cheating website for married people. If
38:49
you're married, good advertised something is Oh yeah, that was the problem.
38:52
It was being advertised everywhere, and it was it was morally on correct.
38:55
It's more technically, it's not morally good. Question in America, it's not
38:59
good for families. But Ashley Madison was a cheating website. Literally, if
39:01
you were married, to tell you come have of an affair Ashley Madison.
39:06
Everybody here's married, so why wouldn't married tall on a married person? It
39:09
was like perfect and if you're a cheater, you're like perfect. So you
39:13
go there, you make an account. Did you have an account? No?
39:15
It seems like back in the days before i G. It's basically IG
39:19
before I and uh so, uh, you make an account, you download
39:22
that ship. But it was like everything else. You had to buy tokens
39:25
to participate, so you got to make a bank account, and you got
39:29
to give these people your information. This is all anonymous stock supposedly because your
39:32
wife, you know you're married. You don't want your wife to find out,
39:36
so you did all you cheated whatever, whoop the whoop, And then
39:37
eventually you're like, fuck, no, I shouldn't cheated. My wife's perfect.
39:42
I'm gonna delete this ship. So they would, you would delete your
39:45
account, and they had a thirty dollars deletion account. You would get deleted
39:49
forever, so quest amente. So these hackers found it morally incorrect to be
39:55
fucking promoting cheating like it was promoted doll it was. They had commercials.
39:59
Yeah, that commercials about cheating, bro, And these people are like nah.
40:01
And these hackers usually hackers go against people that are like fuck the people,
40:06
people that steal money. Usually, when you're a hacker, you're not
40:07
just going for like nonprofit companies. You go for piece of shit companies.
40:10
Yeah, they actually have like a like a goal. Yeah, am moral
40:15
goal. Yeah, it's morally like. So this one was going after Ashley
40:19
Madison. And when they hacked Ashley Madison, which they eventually did, they
40:22
told Ashley Madison like, look, just to leap lead the page and we'll
40:27
let all this go. These are all money hungry people. Dog, you're
40:30
literally making money on cheating. You're you're a piece of shit at the end
40:34
of the day. These guys didn't believe these people, and they're like if
40:36
you don't fucking delete this website, we're gonna release everybody's name that has an
40:42
account here to the masses. And they said, fucking do it. Basically
40:47
said fucking do it. They never deleted the fucking they never did the website.
40:51
They did they say out everybody's number, bishops, priests. A priest
40:54
committed suicide because he didn't want his whole church finding out that he cheated on
40:59
his wife dog. There was some real ass crazy shit happened. The FBI
41:02
was involved. They could not find out who these hackers were. Bro to
41:07
this day, they don't know who hacked Ashton Madison. They did never got
41:10
no money. They could have got money, they didn't. There was no
41:13
ransom. There wasn't like, oh, just give us some money and we'll
41:15
disappear. And no, this was delete the fucking website, or we will
41:19
release these bank accounts, credit card numbers, everything. When you deleted the
41:23
account, who you hooked up with all was on the dark web. It
41:27
was hard to find because it's like these like webs these like files. But
41:30
technically you could pay someone back in the day, you could have paid someone
41:32
be like, can you find out if my husband wasn't Ashton Madison and some
41:37
hacker will be like, oh no, you're good. People's names that weren't
41:40
supposed to be on their got released to the public and you were supposed you
41:45
paid for random anonymity. You paid for that dog, you paid twenty bucks
41:51
for your ship to be perfectly deleted, and you're like, fuck, yeah,
41:52
I cheated and I got away within it. No you didn't, bitch.
41:58
Some people really fucking killed themselves priest it like it was like it got
42:00
crazy and they were trying to find out who these hackers were cuts illegal dudes
42:04
really quick search on famous people who got leaked. Yeah, so notable names
42:10
like Counting On Star Josh Duger, President Joe Biden's son Hunter by another one,
42:17
Christian YouTube celebrity Sam Raider, Florida's state attorney, Jeff Ashton, and
42:23
real housewife started Josh Takeman just for a couple of names. Yeah, I
42:28
mean no one nice, yeah, no one like obviously like super crazy,
42:30
but just it was one of the craziest hacks ever. PSP and PSP and
42:36
Xbox have hacked two. Yeah, and they'll they'll rest miners. It's usually
42:40
miners that are trying to hack into ps five and then they become adults throughout
42:44
that whole fucking mixture of funding and shit. But yeah, PSP has gone
42:49
gone after people for lawsuits. It's crazy. One of these kids, I
42:53
think back in the day, someone stole I don't know what they're called,
42:59
but you know how before they release an Xbox, they give it to the
43:02
engineers that make the games proto a prototype. Yeah, prototype, bro,
43:08
I guess it was an Xbox prototype being sold on eBay for like, Yeah,
43:13
someone went into the fucking the building and stole it. You can go
43:19
watch this and just it's crazy. There's a YouTube of some guy actually no,
43:22
no, not stealing it, but he talks about how he literally he
43:27
talked about it. He literally said, I don't know if it was five,
43:30
PSP, Sony or Microsoft, but what he did is he wanted the
43:32
prototype of it, so he literally laminated a fucking a PSP employee thing,
43:37
went in there, put it in his backpack, and walked out. And
43:40
then PSP called them five days later and said, yo, you have it.
43:45
Bro. It's crazy how these kids do it. Bro, It's just
43:47
a kidful morito, like sixteen seventeen, Like, come on, bro,
43:52
because that's when they start hacking. Hacking starts when you're twelve. Actually like
43:58
to not notice a fucking thing. You're walking, all right, let me
44:00
tell you about You can look this one up because I remember you know the
44:05
FIFA You know FIFA game, which one and FIFA game. If you play
44:09
FIFA long enough, you get tokens, and with the tokens you can buy
44:14
random shit in the game. The only way to get the tokens is to
44:16
play. So this kid found a way to hack the PlayStation where the game
44:22
would end in a minute, so he would just get the computer to play
44:27
by itself against other computer over and over. So he would just get these
44:30
tokens and he'd go to school and it would play bots. He found out.
44:36
But he's technically not cheating. He's literally just making the computer play exactly.
44:38
Then he started. He started racking up millions and millions of dollars dog
44:43
and guess who. Guess who got him. Then he would get those tokens
44:46
and then you would sell him on eBay for a very cheap price. He's
44:50
making money making him. He started making so then he started buying thousands of
44:57
he then then he bought like PlayStations so he had like seven or like nine
45:00
places. You're running on one time, making like a thousand dollars an hour
45:04
because he's playing the game, then selling them the tokens on eBay to fucking
45:07
other kids who don't want him, who can't play enough games. Guess who
45:09
hits him up? The irs, homie. You don't fuck around with the
45:15
government, dog, And he went to jail when technically didn't cheat, He
45:19
didn't do nothing. He just found a way for the computer to play fast.
45:22
Then he got the tokens and sold it. But since the iris ain't
45:23
getting none of that money, so happened to the kid to jail, get
45:27
they get? They get plea bargains. Because he ends up being a hacker.
45:30
The government wants him yea, yeah, the government wants a kid like
45:32
that. Yeah, catch me. If you can't type it, then the
45:35
government wants someone like that. You know who's a hack The people that are
45:37
not on fucking patreon it. Oh yeah, hackers. You know it's funny.
45:43
I bet you all some of them do hack it and get it for
45:45
free. I would I know a way, so I'm sure they would know
45:51
too. Yeah. See, don't testimy zone. They have to be a
45:54
tight community community. Yeah, yeah, I accidentally have two off he's coming.
46:00
Oh there you go. My girlfriend bought me one. Shout out to
46:04
my girlfriend, and I had ordered one, but I told Anton. I
46:07
was like, hey, man, can you put it in the freezer?
46:07
And he's like all right, I guess say yeah, man, yeah,
46:14
but you missed it dude. Actually, Madison, no one got cat matching,
46:16
bro. I found the website where you can search the name. Yeah.
46:20
Yeah, it's crazy. It's for real. That shit happened in the
46:23
early two thousands, is It's like those people that like it happened to like
46:28
a bunch of like bitches, remember the happening, the happening, Yeah,
46:32
I think that was the Reddit thing. What was it? I already remember
46:37
happening. Yeah, for a lot of bitches, the ship League, bro,
46:42
Like these were a big time celebrities. Dog. One of them was
46:45
the chick from the Big Bang Theory. What's her name? Penny? Oh?
46:47
I love her not, but some of them were like crazy, bro,
46:51
you see her and she'd be like sending like asshole pictures and like five
46:55
fingers in her pussy types of wild. I don't need that, I know,
47:00
but like that, so everybody got their their shit exposed that you find
47:02
out like who was into like what you know, yeah, dog like nudes
47:09
and selfies like like uh like like leaked and everything. Have you ever seen
47:15
those interviews about like like Mega Man tag me into one of them the other
47:17
day? The elite Hollywood sex parties. Have you ever heard of any of
47:22
those? Like that eyes wide shut type shit? Have you ever seen that
47:28
movie? No damn food? Watch it? Like what's up with that movie?
47:35
It kind of like puts a discourse on the elite celebs. You know,
47:40
like if you're up there in the fucking society or in the movie business,
47:44
you know, you get into these like secret clubs or secret parties and
47:49
fucking shit goes on. Dude, shit that we don't know about. Dude,
47:52
I really think, like like what Ray says, like, I literally
47:53
think there's like levels like once you become like once you're on the on the
47:57
red carpet, you get invited to this party, and if you don't like
48:00
react to it and say nothing, you can invited to the next party.
48:04
And if you actually participate the next party. There's these parties where it's just
48:07
not not it's not your first hall Redbord. It's levels like to get to
48:12
Diddy's party, the all white party, where do they talk about how you
48:14
were all white party on his yacht and people fuck him and ship? Oh
48:16
yeah that's not that. Trust me. You've you've you've talked to Daddy before
48:21
you went on that, like you've had a convo with him. We're like
48:23
fuck around, you suck around, right, Yeah, we all fuck around
48:27
the boat. No no cameras, no nothing in DA's like we will kill
48:30
you type. Yeah, Bro, I don't know. I heard that ship
48:34
happens. Bro. I heard there's a video out there. Brof somebody recorded
48:37
of Diddy. There's a video of of Affool that like in one of his
48:40
parties where like he was on his knees and for the DJ was DJ and
48:45
like he did everything to make sure that that video didn't come out. Dog.
48:49
And it's like if you look it up, like did he sucking dick
48:52
or something like that, you'll find it, dog bro not even that Justin
48:54
Bieber lived with them with us when he was a minor. Yeah, and
48:59
Usher and did he it was all they've all. I think. I think
49:01
I think that three way has happened. Didd justin I mean Diddy Beaver and
49:07
Usher. That's happened. And since Usher has herpies, they all have herpies.
49:10
Now it's happened. It's it's kind of man though, right, thing
49:14
it's happened. I was thinking that too has not kind. I was at
49:16
they all for sure have herpes. Ye, all things to fucking some fat
49:20
bitch. Usher decided to fux. He left him. She left that Usher
49:28
gave her her pies. Wait up, no, she gave Selena Gomas when
49:34
that was justin Bieber. So I wonder if Selena Gomes left that food.
49:37
Maybe she knew something because she I don't know here it is. She left
49:42
Justin Bieber because he gave her her pies when she doesn't know that Usher gave
49:45
it to him. It's all chain, dude, fucked up chain, fucked
49:50
up chain. We're gonna get her chain. Yeah, that's kind of that.
49:55
I mean, justin Bieber. That feel's never come out of saying some
50:00
shit. Huh he can keep but know they have dirt on him, like
50:05
what shit? He says. Pretty crazy. He's all Christian now though,
50:07
is he? Yeah? That was all tired and come up, they all
50:10
become Christians Kanye became Christians. They all become Christian at one point. You
50:15
ever noticed Christian Like, once you fuck up, suck up, and you
50:20
go Christian, everyone forgives you. Man. I mean, I get,
50:24
but you gotta maintain Christian. Christians be Christian. For a year, he
50:30
was hanging out with those hill Song I think it's called Hillsong. He was
50:37
hanging out with those mega churches as people Christian solo. What's a session with
50:44
herpes? He brings it up damn near every show. Lol, we all
50:49
have a stomach. We don't never bring that up and be your stomach as
50:58
herpes dude saying look it up, bro. I worked. I worked the
51:06
whole summer at California Science Center. All you got from that was that everyone
51:12
has herpees. Yeah. I used to listen to the sexual health exhibit because
51:17
I used to work there all day. I used to stand in that post
51:22
and I'm hearing this shit all day, all day, all day. So
51:27
I for sure have it in my head that I'm like, oh, ninety
51:30
eight percent of the person of the world has herpes. That's crazy. And
51:34
after that, you were making out with every bit you knew high You're like
51:37
fucking you. Yeah, I didn't throw a mom. Hey, what happened
51:45
to Did you hear that news story about we have a jet on the loose?
51:51
No, I should got lost eighty million dollars jet though, yeah more
51:57
than that. It's cost more than that. I think was it more than
51:59
any million? Yeah? It really? Yeah, well this is a fucking
52:04
like top notch, like rural like we kill China people with this shit dog.
52:08
Yeah, I thought it was like a you know, like a commercial
52:12
flying jet. Nah, we're talking like millions of dollars like this goes missing.
52:16
China wants it because there's fucking technology that they don't have it. Everybody
52:20
wants our dick, bro. Yeah, fuck, we don't know. That's
52:24
the problem. He's on. I don't know we got it just happened.
52:27
Yeah, I know, it just happened and gone missing for like six It
52:30
flew for like sixty minutes. They don't know where it's a I think they
52:31
might have found it. Realistically, a jet that's built like that could go
52:37
missing on purpose. Come on, look at the technology on this jet,
52:43
dude, me some military jet if it. I'm sure we have the technology
52:47
where we can like bypass certain radars and shit. So it's not missing.
52:53
It's somewhere. I mean, definitely just can't find it because that's what it's
52:57
meant to do. Well, what if aliens made it disappear the ship?
53:00
I could be the first if anything. I was thinking that aliens could make
53:04
it come back, like it'd be like it'd be like, hold on,
53:06
let's stop it. Like when in the middle of the ocean, when nobody
53:08
has paralyzed this ship. Here you go, Americans, you owe us,
53:14
and then just like like leave. I mean, here's a headline from NBC
53:16
News, debris field found in search for a missing F thirty five Stealth fighter
53:22
jet Stealth it's meant to be stealth, so it's not missing. So that
53:29
means that that shit it's gonna be found in good condition somewhere. I don't
53:31
know about the condition, but it's gonna be found. Yeah, I mean,
53:36
not everything gets found. It's true. There's a lot. We remember
53:40
how long it took to find them Malaysian them Malaysian fucking airplane, the bowing,
53:45
the bowing, seven hundred, the pieces. But the fucking hacker people
53:49
in there are the smart people in there, which was that one. There
53:52
was smart people in there. There was. I mean, I think that
53:53
one you know who? They couldn't find either, but heb Cooper hold on
54:00
the pipe the p B Cooper on the pilot ejected himself on that. Fucking
54:04
Yeah, they say that he did. Yeah, why did we find the
54:06
pilot? Yeah? Where the fuck's the pilot? Nobody wants to get in
54:09
food and be like, hey, fool, what the fuck's wrong with you?
54:14
Bro? Maybe he didn't. We don't even know about it. Imagine
54:15
that was probably in one Tonabo Bay, like with the fucking car charger hooked
54:19
up to a Festal isn't it going Toabo Bay close by? Now? Said
54:22
they're gonna find it on Craigslist, Facebook, Marketplace, right, he's gonna
54:29
be selling in a one not guy, stay tuned. He's like, I
54:31
got a jet right here, going to hurry up before the pr comes and
54:35
gets it. You wide angle blons for that way, get me your whole
54:38
parking lot, dude, bring it to work working on top of the studio.
54:45
Did did you ever see that? Did you guys ever see the little
54:47
documentary on Netflix where PEPSI was supposed to give it out jet? He talked
54:53
about this before. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it, or
54:57
maybe somebody else talked about her. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
54:59
think we've talked about it. There's a documentary where PEPSI said they were going
55:00
to give out a PEPSI said they were going to give out a jet,
55:05
like a quarter million dollars jet, for like a certain amount of tokens,
55:09
and these persons got to certain amount of tokens and they went to lawsuit and
55:14
ship I didn't finish it, so I'm a pretty sure they didn't win.
55:16
Oh, it's like a whole like giveaway scandal. The yeah, yeah,
55:20
I remember it was like, oh, we'll get and they were joking around.
55:22
They thought they were it was a joke, and I can see how
55:23
it was a joke, but at the end of the day, you did
55:25
put it on TV and you didn't have little writing where it says this is
55:29
just joke. So I don't know if they ended up paying for it,
55:31
because it was like, I hate Netflix. They'll make a fucking documentary into
55:36
a seven part series when they could have made it into a one series and
55:39
let me know what it is. But no, I just I lost inter
55:42
and you end up with like where you're like I want more n not not
55:47
in this when I was like, let me know, did they win the
55:50
lawsuit or not? Like, I don't think they win because I don't think
55:52
they were going to give some fucking kid a fucking jet. They tried to
55:55
do a like, you know, a plea deal, try to give the
55:59
kid, like one hundred million dollars and the kids that I said I wanted
56:02
yet because I'm a fucking privileged little white boy. The Simpsons did a similar
56:07
episode like this though to like make fun of it, where like Bart when
56:13
he was listening to the radio station and he called up and it was like,
56:15
would you rather have one hundred thousand dollars or your own elephant? And
56:22
then he was like he was like, I want my elephant. And he
56:24
was like, look, kid, just take the money. He was like,
56:25
nope, I want my elephant. And then sure enough they ended up
56:30
having to give him the elephant, and they gave they gave it to him.
56:32
But did this kid ever get a jet? I don't think so.
56:35
You can't give a kid a jet. Dog. I mean I guess you
56:37
can, but like he doesn't need a private he's gonna need a license.
56:42
Who's gonna take care of the jet. The kids broke jets are pretty sure
56:45
hard to maintain. You ever try to? You have a BMW, how
56:49
hard is that to maintain? Now think about a jet. You know anybody
56:52
fucking that fixes jets around here? He's on my jet mechanic. Ah,
56:58
I don't know that's true. Man, fixing an airplane like I would be
57:01
hard for me to trust, Like, be like, hey, you know
57:05
what I found this? I found this airplane mechanic like food if that food
57:08
doesn't have a hangar or something like that, Like I'm not trusting him?
57:13
Well, I must be. One of the hardest things to do is trust
57:15
a fucking air like a pilot, like a pilot mechanic or plane mechanic.
57:20
Fuck that? How would like if? But every time I get on planes,
57:25
I'm like, has anybody checked the air pressure? Would you have trust
57:29
a Kobe's mechanic? Would you had trust a Kobe's mechanic? Dude? I
57:34
couldn't get I do I can't. I don't know if I get in helicopters,
57:37
Coobe. I thought it'll sound like it when he's scored in Spanish?
57:43
Did people I haven't heard? I haven't heard someone make like a trash like
57:47
a trash basket band or whatever, and say, Kobe, imagine now is
57:52
that a lot of thing? No more? No one one says that,
57:53
no more, because now you can I still say it. That's most of
57:57
the tea. You can say it. Even if you missed. Now it
58:01
counts more because you're like, oh man, it really got cold with your
58:05
crash. Here we go, here, we go, here, going five
58:09
other pages, it's spouted up. How can we shittier when these don't?
58:15
Fucking becomes the four Elsehold it just talks all this shit like saying, joke
58:23
society, Man, you're gonna go to any of these Halloween things there and
58:28
again in the st last four months, I mean raves, festivals. What
58:30
are we talking about? Halloween themed raves? Have you ever been to one?
58:34
Next? Of course this was the best. I mean no, like,
58:37
is that what Disneyland should be? A Halloween themed rave and not a
58:42
rave. But I was very upset when I found out that fucking there won't
58:45
be a fucking slutty mini in there. It's a wholesome apart. Yeah,
58:49
I mean I thought it was for adults. I thought Ugi Bougie was for
58:52
adults. There's liquor drinking. There should be a fucking slutty Mini. If
58:55
Mini wants to be slutty, right, it's at night. You want to
58:59
see slutty Mini, you go to a strip bar, So you know I
59:01
gotta go to raves to see slotting. Dude, I got. I tried.
59:05
I mean I tried the new quote unquote fucking drinks at Disneyland. One
59:08
of the new drinks at Tiana's or New Orleans Cafe. Stop sucking, crying,
59:14
everybody. There's barely any alcohol in them shits. Like for real,
59:19
man, I could have drink like twenty of them ships and I would have
59:21
just got diabetes before I got drunk. You're a little bit of not that
59:25
not me too, me too though, but we're a little bit of alcoholics.
59:29
Like Disneyland does like serving sugar. Period. I did have that that
59:35
that that dessert dish with with that that candle that has quote uncote ice cream
59:40
in side, and it's over that cookie. It looks like it's blood.
59:44
It's it's going around on Instagram. But I ended up trying that. It
59:46
was pretty cool that carrot cake was bombed. Don't tell me you went all
59:52
right that I've been making see my reels I've been making. Yeah, but
59:59
they do something I learned, learned what make the real not the hard.
1:00:05
It was very hard for me. Dog, I'm not the very most like
1:00:07
handsy own person, and I learned now, bitch. But hey, Race
1:00:13
says, right, there's fucking beats at Disney, right, No, I'm
1:00:15
asking if there is there is Yeah, in the Mexican area where cocos at
1:00:20
Okay, just yeah, you know what, I believe it, bro because
1:00:24
the chef that I know there, what is it he I've seen the other
1:00:28
chef there, chefs that work back there. So they have an underground hole
1:00:30
that where they cooked the bead on like they should underground kitchen and ship underground
1:00:37
kitchen and everything that's technically underground. Yeah. Yeah. But the one thing
1:00:42
is everybody's acting like they're the best drinks ever. Like what's his name?
1:00:45
Fifth Prophet said, they just looked like the most best drinks ever. If
1:00:50
they don't have enough alcohol for you to be like, oh wow, they
1:00:52
are the best drinks ever. You know, what's the best cocktail you've had
1:00:57
so far? Beer at fucking cocktail? I would just stay said, I
1:01:01
was still the most art I was gonna see the beer because that's the one
1:01:06
thing I enjoyed the most I had alcohol. That's weird because I see you
1:01:09
more as a cocktail guy now too. But none of those cocktails wid me
1:01:13
there. Yeah, he didn't have fucking straight up old fashions. I've had
1:01:17
it there. I'm not talking like cocktail at Disneyland, but like in general,
1:01:23
like in your lifetime, it's the best cocktail you had. Giving it
1:01:32
much thought, it's probably gotta be, of course, the old fashioned,
1:01:37
of course, espresso martini second place. The Dear John's one is pretty great,
1:01:45
all right, because every time my ask bird they substituted with bourbon instead
1:01:47
of vodka. Okay, so what do you ask, fyvorite cocktail? You're
1:01:54
what is? What is the best cocktail you've had in your lifetime? So
1:02:00
far? I gotta get a cocktail. I'm not gonna lie like, oh,
1:02:02
I mean it's not a cocktail, but I always gett a dragon coke.
1:02:06
There's a cocktail, but it doesn't count, doesn't It is? But
1:02:08
it's not. But if it's one of those ones like on the fancy,
1:02:12
She's like, I'm more of a cock minus the tail guy. Stupid.
1:02:15
Yeah, it's a hackys joke everyone but crash joke. But I always fall
1:02:24
off for those stupid like a cucumber drink. It seemed like the best joke
1:02:28
right now, bitch, because I'm high as ship in my head. That
1:02:30
ship was fucking hilarious, piece of shit joke. I was ha ha ha,
1:02:37
I thought it was. I pictured it. Wait different, speaking of
1:02:39
hah, fucking Joey and and Lee are back. Dude, they're back a
1:02:44
time. I was so happy. I was like, I now have somebody
1:02:46
to fucking rant with me in the mornings. It's hard doing it alone.
1:02:52
Huh, It's just hard. It's hard because nobody. I feel like nobody's
1:02:54
angry as me beside Joey. Like when I hear Joey talk about something,
1:03:00
I'm like, yeah, you know who's really angry. I'm surprised you don't
1:03:05
like him at least on his podcast, his Morning Ones, Bill Burr.
1:03:09
I feel stays angry, bro, I feels an angry man like angry.
1:03:15
Yeah, you should listen to him. He literally get He'll he'll go around
1:03:17
some about like some bits, running an Apple watch and counting her steps but
1:03:23
she's fat. He'll go on a round for twenty minutes on like yeah,
1:03:28
and she got in there, she watches your calories and then this bit just
1:03:30
so fat and then he'll just and it's like you're like and it's so entertaining,
1:03:35
and you're like, did this fool just talk thirty minutes about someone?
1:03:37
I've thought about doing something like that, bro, because sometimes when i'm not,
1:03:39
I'm not on the hangover energy, Like that coffee really fucking helped me
1:03:44
out right now, like a little bit, like literally kind of I don't
1:03:45
know if you noticed the shift of energy that was like, oh shit,
1:03:49
he kind of kind came back to life. That coffee kind of helped me,
1:03:52
help me to fuck up. But I would say, like I would
1:03:54
like doing content like that, but I have to have that fresh energy.
1:03:58
You know. We just gotta be mad at shit, and you get mad
1:04:00
at shit, so I think you'd be good. I think you're passionate behind
1:04:03
the whole thing too. It's so funny because sometimes he doesn't even want to
1:04:08
do the podcast. He's like, man, all right, man, I
1:04:10
still got a top from five minutes to you. Motherfucker's it's just so funny.
1:04:14
He's a comedian, yeah, and you're like dude, you don't talk
1:04:15
to us, please, at least you could do. I mean, but
1:04:19
he's he's a real comedian, you know what I mean. He's like,
1:04:23
he's on tour and everything. So who's not a real comedian. I'm not
1:04:26
saying he's not a real comedian, but I'm saying, like, he's not
1:04:28
gonna on the level where it's like he's a household name. Yeah, Bill
1:04:32
Burr, you're met Bill Burr Rex. He roasted me, Oh what are
1:04:38
you saying? This faggy guy with this fucking faggy skinny jeans. It was
1:04:43
a little close to that. So we're all things comedy and uh, we're
1:04:47
doing two podcasts at that time. So we'd take breaks and then Sam would
1:04:51
go whether the fun he would go off to have lunch, and I would
1:04:54
just go to the car and smoker joint. And we'd walk out together and
1:04:58
he's telling me like, all right, be back at like in the next
1:05:00
forty five. I'm like, yeah, I already know. And then build
1:05:01
Bird's walking up and then they have a little conversation and then I'm like walking
1:05:06
to my car and then he looks back at me. He's like, are
1:05:10
those those stupid yeasies, and I just laughed and I said, yeah,
1:05:15
He's like, don't tell me you paid four hundred, and already knew to
1:05:17
piss him off. I said four fifty, and he's like these fucking kids,
1:05:21
and then he just walked in. And then he just walked in the
1:05:24
building and that was it. You actually paid for? How much did you
1:05:28
actually pay for? The bill? Got me back in the day and I
1:05:32
had a touch of somebody they had a vagina. They had a vagina.
1:05:40
Oh, some girl gave it to you. Yeah, you know who was
1:05:43
mad though? Fucking Sam that video were he was talking all that dude was
1:05:48
mad. Oh yeah, he was not joking that day. Did you send
1:05:53
did he send money afterwards? What are you talking about? The Hawaiian Yeah,
1:05:56
he's all mad about the Ukraine fucking getting billions and billions of dollars and
1:06:00
people in Hawaii got seven hundred dollars a person the fu seven hundred dollars.
1:06:04
A person's gonna do nothing, bro, that's not even a car payment.
1:06:09
Nowadays, I've been hearing that car paints be like around seven hundred dollars is
1:06:12
the average? Well people been paying that's crazy too though. Hey, you
1:06:15
know that we start the face painting tomorrow. Yeah, spooky seasons back in
1:06:23
the middle of September. Yeah. First, it's hard for me to get
1:06:27
behind shit like that. Yeah, it's like not even old school about it.
1:06:30
I don't know. We both had beards, so we kind of have
1:06:32
to like we kind of have to like work around Yeah, the beards because
1:06:36
I'm not shaving it. Hey, I don't know, I not shave it.
1:06:40
I worked very hard on this shave November. Let's do it, don't
1:06:43
know, Shad Shade. I feel like we can both beat Ninja Turtles with
1:06:45
beards shaving September. Hello, I haven't shaved my beard in over ten years.
1:06:51
We can definitely be at all kinds of skulls. There's like a lot
1:06:55
of skulls. Yeah, what are some ideas that we can do with a
1:06:59
beard for face paint? Let us know in the chat room everybody, Yeah,
1:07:04
I mean he's always gonna be a barrel. Hey, did you listen
1:07:08
to that country guy that one Richmond? Yeah? That what is it?
1:07:12
I've been working on that take about So it's cool. It's a good message.
1:07:18
So I'm a fucking uh the elite or taking over bro. He sounds
1:07:24
like the very very big kicker jobs type of guy took a job. They're
1:07:29
just all that episode of South podcast that's just so funny. Tack got jobs,
1:07:32
remember where they have to become the fucking Alexa. Yeah, hey,
1:07:38
whatever, what if Hancholo black faces you dog? That is racist? Though?
1:07:44
What if he black faced you for for a design? Would you?
1:07:45
Would you be mad? Yeah? But it's not like it's not like he
1:07:49
makes you like these black faced the Latino community. I think I think what
1:08:00
I want that? Yeah you could, Yeah, Sepigin was technically black faced
1:08:04
dog look him up, let's see. Oh yeah, but black face doesn't
1:08:10
exist in Mexico. Dude, that's only an American thing. You're not an
1:08:13
American. You're not an American, like you say it on the side.
1:08:16
Technically could get away with it, put it down way and this was old
1:08:21
he died, na, Yeah, I thought it on March eighth, and
1:08:27
wattis okay. Oh he he just had a painted on beard though. Yeah.
1:08:31
It wasn't even like kind of like a black face. It was just
1:08:33
he was almost there food, he was halfway there. He just needed to,
1:08:36
you know, paint the eyes and that's it. But I could do
1:08:41
that technically if I don't have a beard, Well what if I only do
1:08:45
the top and I can't do the bottom because I have a beard? Hey,
1:08:50
do it? It's still black face, not really calm face. Clown
1:08:56
face. That's what it is, clown face. Do you you don't remember
1:09:00
that song which one sippy? Yeah? Yeah, but I thought, I
1:09:04
mean this clown's weird, gonna lie, my moms are weird. If my
1:09:08
mom took this, my mom brought this book to the fucking house to be
1:09:11
fucking weird. Now, why come on, I'm not I'm not scared of
1:09:15
clowns, but I do think they're fucking weirdos. You like clowns. I
1:09:18
love clouds, You like the contents, fucking love clouds. Dog like like
1:09:26
you know what, cho fucking pay me into a fucking clown bro creepy at
1:09:30
the end of the day, like you just typing clowns and like they're creepy,
1:09:33
all of them. Chicken teen chicken teen. Fucking I'm gonna sound like
1:09:39
a bo I wouldn't I wouldn't doubt it. If he's like a fucking little
1:09:42
Jeffrey Epstein, little motherfucker dude, Why do you think everybody wants to fucking
1:09:45
fuck kids assholes. I don't think everybody, but you fucking look at that
1:09:48
for I think clowns do. I think clowns do? I think clowns do?
1:09:53
But do you not know that the lad like Bro? This is how
1:09:55
I know that you don't know Spanish comedy. Bro. Spanish comedy is very
1:09:58
character based. Like every I don't always finish everybody. He's always fucking character
1:10:01
based in comedy. And believe it or not, he is a fucking cup.
1:10:05
He's considered a comedic fucking icon in fucking Mexico. Broeh comedic icon,
1:10:12
comedic icon. He's not highly doubt he's considered a stand up like stand up
1:10:15
routine, you know, I'm pretty sure. But if you do, like
1:10:18
if you do a fucking uh Carrot Top does, I don't consider that stand
1:10:21
up even though it is. I do prop comedy. It's prop comedy.
1:10:26
It's prop comedy. It's not stand up. If you gotta take if you
1:10:29
have props on stage, that's prop comedy. But Carrot fucking Top, I
1:10:33
respect you as a comedy respect Carlson. I'm sure that's that's more like plasiarism.
1:10:40
You know, it's like it's different, but we could say the same
1:10:45
Aboutbera Christ. You're lifting his shirt up? Is that comedy? Is that
1:10:49
it's not prop? It's a shirt. Maybe, I guess you shouldn't go
1:10:53
up there with the shirt. But he's not using it. It's not like
1:10:55
he grabs a shirt and then it's the prop. Stomach is the prop.
1:11:00
I don't know, dude, I don't know. I don't know, but
1:11:01
shout out to Sepe. He is a legending everybody. Yeah, he said,
1:11:08
I don't like clowns though, but he's not stand up. That's not
1:11:10
funny. That's fun I guess it's funny, but some people, yeah,
1:11:13
it's not funny for you, but like you can at least be like,
1:11:15
you know what, I can see why some people are entertained. Okay,
1:11:17
okay, let's be full. Have we ever seen anybody watching a clown do
1:11:21
anything and then dying hysterically or from It's more like we're from a different We're
1:11:29
from a different generation though, because to be honest, I think like a
1:11:31
clown doesn't hit the same for us. It's very hard for a kid to
1:11:34
have that same attention expand as we as we were like at least like yesterday,
1:11:40
there was like there was a kid that I saw, like, Goofy
1:11:43
came out right, Goofy came out, and then Pluto was walking around and
1:11:45
they were like, he said, what's up to the lady in the wheelchair?
1:11:49
And then there was this kid sitting down and playing on his phone,
1:11:53
and he fucking covers his phone and he's like, what up, kid?
1:11:56
And the kid looks up, he likes, smirks, and then goes back
1:11:58
to his phone, and I'm just like, you fuck son of a bitch.
1:12:00
I was like, when I was a kid, I would have lost
1:12:01
my fucking mind. The fucking fucking Goofy would have came up and said,
1:12:05
what's up to me? And you can't even be entertained respect the fact that
1:12:09
this motherfucker has given you and your parents countless hours of entertainment. I was
1:12:14
like, you gotta go back to whatever the fuck you're playing roadblocks in your
1:12:16
fucking phone, your little fucking shit. Fuck you. Yeah. I fucking
1:12:20
got pissed off. Bro. I was like, man, I was like,
1:12:23
fuck these kids, Bro, they don't fucking appreciate shit. They got
1:12:27
the fucking attention span of a fucking like a fucking person, and it's a
1:12:30
person in a costume, and it's a person a costumes and they're not idiots.
1:12:34
They know you're the one who's over here, Like it's a person in
1:12:38
the costume. You're saying hi to's amanth or or Mathew for me when I
1:12:43
was a kid, bro, because you were dumb and you thought it was
1:12:45
like, oh, the other fucking kid don't have a fucking phone. They
1:12:47
fucking exposed everything, Like you know what I mean, I to have a
1:12:50
phone that ruined shit where I could be like the truth about Santa Claus and
1:12:55
then it turned into a conspiracy. I don't need to know at eight years
1:12:58
old about how my parents and why Christmas is ruined. Now, these kids
1:13:00
have too much freedom, bro. Fuck them like, bro, like like
1:13:04
you gotta fucking you gotta be fucking a child. Bro. I don't disagree.
1:13:09
Kids do have a lot of freedom, Like they gotta be a fucking
1:13:12
kid, bro. And like yesterday I noticed I was like, like,
1:13:14
you know, up his melth when I see a fucking kid crying at Disneyland,
1:13:16
Like you fucking piece of shit, bro, You're fucking crying at the
1:13:19
happiest places on earth for you. You don't know how fucking how long it
1:13:23
took the fucking maybe get this money to come to Disneyland. Especially when I
1:13:26
see like a like a bunch of assa. I'm like, I know they're
1:13:28
saying, which is in that backpack? Bro, you're fucking crying, you
1:13:30
son of a pitch, Like you're fucking backing MOUs ice cream pop? Yeah.
1:13:35
Like, I'm like, Bro, I feel bad for your kids.
1:13:39
He's only you're gonna expect them and be excited for I'm gonna be everything You're
1:13:43
like. It's because I like making half to half of it is parenting too,
1:13:46
bro. But parenting is a very hard job. That's why I fucking
1:13:50
look at it with the almost respect that I that, like the forty yold
1:13:54
virgin, He's like, I repecting fucking what is it kids so much that
1:13:57
I completely stay away from them? Yeah, But like I just I just
1:14:00
don't fuck it. I do that. Maybe maybe you don't you don't understand
1:14:03
is maybe that kid don't want to be a Disneyland you're a hot grandma.
1:14:09
Yeah, well you know what, I think the parents should fucking know enough
1:14:13
if the kids, like I don't want to go, Like if a kid
1:14:15
tells me I don't want to go, And I have two fucking kids,
1:14:16
right, and one of them's like, I don't want to go. That's
1:14:18
what the babies will fucking stay home, baby with the babysitter, food pizzas,
1:14:21
and the baby says cost money. And then when the fucking kid that
1:14:26
rather that that money, I'm gonna spend one hundred and ten dollars sure a
1:14:29
babysitter. It's gonna be a good ass lesson for that motherfucker to know.
1:14:32
Hey, motherfucker, like, look how happy your brother came back, has
1:14:35
a brand new shirt. All this lollipop fucking shitting starts shitting out, candy
1:14:40
met mak a mouse matt all this shit. How fucking fucked up. It's
1:14:43
like when you would wake up and your parents ate somewhere with your sister or
1:14:45
brother and you're like, man, you guys smell like you guys ate out
1:14:48
and bring me nothing. I sound like I saund him fucked up, but
1:14:50
I would be like, wait, what I get to stay home alone?
1:14:55
But not alone, bitch, but what a babysitter that that could be your
1:14:58
grandma? Your tho. I can like FIFA all day, North Star Chingando
1:15:02
Bro. I was like, I'm like, hell, yeah, I know
1:15:04
my little brothers. And there's a point where Thisney that's not cool when you're
1:15:08
like thirteen. Howd was this kid that you're bitching about? There was a
1:15:10
couple was this kid that your bitch? You guarantee? Hees like twelve.
1:15:13
Oldest one was like eight eight you should be stoked at disneland at eight you
1:15:16
should be stoked at Disneyland. But at twelve thirteen it was like the one
1:15:21
six and the oldest one was twelve not I don't know, I think before
1:15:26
I guess up to the teen years, I'm sure Disneyland is still cool.
1:15:30
But but the twelve year old, the twelve year old, that twelve year
1:15:33
olds a motherfucking bitch. Oh fucking god, Bro's if I was a kid,
1:15:39
Broy, it would have been on site, like bitch, I had
1:15:40
to have a sandwich for lunch. Buck you so okay, So I can't
1:15:44
imagine the twelve year old cry at Disneyland. So he's on you. You're
1:15:46
going to Disneyland with your kids for some reason. I don't know what age
1:15:49
you think you would give him a phone at. But that day you guys
1:15:51
go to Disneyland phones away. I'm hacking their phone? What does that mean?
1:15:57
Everything? It is like if these fools go into like to a whole
1:16:00
fucking fucked up site X like all of a sudden, like you gotta take
1:16:03
out your your your picture camera, I'm gonna be like Robert de Niro,
1:16:06
what what? What's the fucked up site? They don't need to go to
1:16:10
fuck up it's the black Web googling word to buy Molly online? And I
1:16:14
see that, Oh Dog, They're just gonna come to me like we've seen
1:16:17
enough episodes of We Don't Smoke the Lame. How did they even find you
1:16:20
in the first place? Yeah, I would definitely feel like he's We're still
1:16:30
like he's all I'm saying, Dog is. But I was a fucking kid,
1:16:32
dog and I was feeling tired of Disneyland. I didn't cry. As
1:16:36
soon as I heard this noise, I knew it was on Dog. That
1:16:43
ship was on Dog. You know what the song is? Right? Right?
1:16:46
Oh Dog? What fucking Dap punk was doing that voice over? That
1:16:51
was kind of tight. I always wanted to have that machine to do my
1:16:54
voice like that. Christian Soul Lorsano. My family just got back from Disneyland.
1:17:00
They got me the three pack of Mickey Shape Rice Crispy treats. Ships
1:17:03
are fucking ass. I'm gonna buy you something better, Bro. They don't
1:17:06
know you something that that's you buy something you want to spit on, like
1:17:12
broth the fuck they have. There's Hallo fucking delicious snacks, bro, seasonal
1:17:16
shit, and they got you fucking rice Crispy treat They don't fucking love you,
1:17:20
bro. Throw the whole family away. You can never go wrong with
1:17:24
the rice Christmas, can't go wrong with rice crispies. I'm gonna learn how
1:17:28
to make them every time I always wanted to made them. Not hard.
1:17:31
That ship was awesome. It's super easy, right. You just literally buy
1:17:34
marshmallows, smelt to marshmallows, put the rice chrispeas inside. Your kids are
1:17:39
going to be stoked. Yeah, yeah, Friday night dog st marshmallow balls
1:17:43
and yeah stoked dog. I've done it. Yeah, I put canton oil
1:17:46
in there. You know it's an adult Okay, good, but I was
1:17:49
I was like, oh, if I have kids once a week and of
1:17:51
butter a little butter, yeah good. Let let me see you had ash
1:17:56
cream had a corn dog Oh yeah. I had had battered fried and battered
1:18:04
monte crystal ham sandwich with strawberry preserves and mashed potatoes on the side. That
1:18:12
was the most interesting and my new favorite thing to eat. That sounds tight
1:18:16
and I and I the first thing the first person that I thought of when
1:18:19
I saw it. I was like, I wish we was here to eat
1:18:21
this. Half of the sandwich is very sweet because I knew that it would
1:18:26
have been something that I'm like, the fucking combination to make this on the
1:18:30
menu item and it for you to be like I'm on the service. It
1:18:32
was like French toast and a truro had hamming it with a with with preserves
1:18:38
on it and it was just fucking bomb. Dog. I was like,
1:18:43
like it was really fucking good. That sounds amazing. Somebody said, sorry,
1:18:47
I don't get my dig hard over shit like like you dog, I
1:18:54
agree, Dog, I fucking agree. He's all just just have a kid
1:18:59
already. I just don't understand why I gotta have a kid for you guys,
1:19:01
for forever everybody to be it like justified that I have. I don't
1:19:09
understand why, like everybody, you and your girl broke up and you said
1:19:12
I'm going to Disneyland. I would call, I would call see. I
1:19:15
would have called Disneyland's care of Like, yo, this is this guy going
1:19:18
in there. He's homies just like you know, don't like he's not part
1:19:21
of everyone else. I would say, no, I would call it for
1:19:25
you, as in, like you really love Disney. I'm like, no,
1:19:27
he don't, don't, don't think anything, but he loves Disney to
1:19:30
be honest. If that, God forbid, if that were to happen,
1:19:32
I would literally go with somebody else. I wouldn't go by myself. I
1:19:35
would just be like, man, I was like, whatever, I guess
1:19:38
I gotta go on a date with a stupid Disney pitch so I could go
1:19:41
to thisland again. Like I would just be like like meaningless trip to Disneyland
1:19:45
with somebody I don't care about. But I'm just here for myself. See
1:19:49
if you went with if you went with him, if you went with the
1:19:51
dog, and that that would make it better a service dog yep, because
1:19:56
yeah, with the dog emotionally retarded. I can't handle my Yeah. No,
1:20:00
I don't want people to look at me be like wow, that guy
1:20:02
needs to have a dog in here. Be just stupid, Like you know
1:20:05
what I mean, Like this guy just don't go by yourself. This guy
1:20:09
doesn't know when and where to where do not cry? And if you go
1:20:11
by yourself, if you go by yourself, you better be rainbowed the fuck
1:20:15
out. No, like Rainbow, I want to go by myself. I'm
1:20:19
just saying, if you do, you gotta go rainbowed out. So they're
1:20:23
like, Okay, here's cool, and you gotta be like change your name,
1:20:26
so he's ona. I just don't understand what the fuck is so hard
1:20:30
to understand that I wouldn't go by myself with you. I'm fucking with you.
1:20:33
I know you like it. I'm just one start. I just know.
1:20:36
I just don't understand what's like if somebody enjoys going bro and if I
1:20:40
go with some friends, I just don't know how that is like fucking like
1:20:44
questionable. That is something where you think the worst, you think somebody's like
1:20:47
fucking spm and shit, you know what I mean. Like all of a
1:20:51
sudden, I'm walking around Disneyland going wig wig wiggy like yo, man,
1:20:57
shut up, bro, Like what the fuck? Bro? Like, I'm
1:20:59
just there, like having a good time. I'm filming not bothering nobody,
1:21:02
and even for fucking like Oogie Boogie Night. I was respectful enough to tell
1:21:06
like there was fucking parents that were even with their consent, they were cool
1:21:10
as cool, like they were trying to be cool and be like, can
1:21:13
my kids take a picture of you because they don't have a jafar me and
1:21:15
greet a moment I was like, hey, listen, I don't want to
1:21:16
get kicked out, and it's just it's not in this day and age.
1:21:19
I just don't want to do that respectfully. And then they were just understood,
1:21:23
like you know what I mean, Like I don't know about you,
1:21:26
man, but if you're like a fucking creep motherfucker, I don't I would
1:21:28
like if I was into some shit like that, I want to turn an
1:21:30
opportunity like that down, bro, you know what I mean? Like oh
1:21:33
yeah, yeah, Like you always said, I have a joke about it,
1:21:36
like, uh, whenever you hear U if you're going riding yourself,
1:21:40
I understand why it's a little suss. But everybody that goes there for the
1:21:44
most part, like you're there with somebody or you're there to meet with somebody.
1:21:46
Like I've never gone by myself. I've always gone with my girlfriend,
1:21:49
or I've always gone with a group before or more. I don't know.
1:21:53
I have a joke I say, whenever you hear single writer, single writer
1:21:57
and Disney, and you hear you see a man put his hand up,
1:22:00
that's a pedophile. Why are you a single person at Disney? Would you
1:22:02
think the same at Universal Studios if you see a single writer? I think,
1:22:08
no, see, No, it's just Disney for some reason, because
1:22:10
at Universal it's like, and I know it's stupid, because there's kids there
1:22:13
too, and you could get lucky if you're fucking you got fucking you got
1:22:16
creepy thoughts like that, and you're a fucking piece of shit that should go
1:22:18
to jail. But at Disney, for some reason, I'm like, bro,
1:22:21
I would not be a single writer at Disney. Then I'm not.
1:22:24
I'm here with someone I don't want to say next to No, I don't
1:22:28
know. Yeah, I got I mean, but then again, it's like,
1:22:31
I don't know. There was a there was a there was a girl
1:22:33
I was dating back in the day. She says she went to Universal.
1:22:36
Now that you're bringing that up, she says she went to Universal. It
1:22:39
was her and her cousin went together. Her parents dropped off. They were
1:22:42
there by themselves, and she said when she got on the ride that the
1:22:45
guy on the guy, a guy sitting next to her on the mummy was
1:22:46
her her caressing her lap the whole time. Typical girl didn't, she says,
1:22:53
she freaked out. She'd know what to say, she'd know t yell,
1:22:55
said Pani kyo, And you know, typical guy, why don't you
1:22:58
say something? Why don't you got security? You think it's a literally left
1:23:00
right after that. But it's one of those moments where like, bro,
1:23:03
like you don't it's just dark. It's just I don't know, like if
1:23:09
you were like if man to be honest, bro, like I knew,
1:23:12
Like one time I knew a girl that it was coming into Uber and the
1:23:16
Uber driver trying to like get like that, and this bitch yelled and started
1:23:19
hitting that food in the back of the head almost crashed. That's what I
1:23:23
told. I was like, was this fool bigger than you? And she
1:23:27
was like yeah, but like he was driving, so she was like,
1:23:29
I just started hitting him on the side of the head. She's like,
1:23:31
she took off her shoe. Heel should have ended that food with the fucking
1:23:34
he was and I was just like, damn. I was like, that
1:23:36
seems like a reasonable reaction or like start screaming or try to jump out of
1:23:42
the car or do something. But I'm just like, especially if there's no
1:23:44
visible weapon, but like I would not, like I don't I'm not gonna
1:23:47
say that I would not do that if I was a woman, because I
1:23:49
can know where ever say that I fucking how I can or would or should
1:23:54
I should have reacted, but having that minded mentality, like man, I
1:23:59
was scream if I'm like, I'm like, I'm not screaming because it's right,
1:24:00
it's scary. Ah, he's touching me. Fuck you call security,
1:24:04
like you know what I mean? Like that's what I mean. Yeah,
1:24:08
Like I would like getting the ride, bro, Like, but that's what
1:24:11
I think I would think. One time I did that with my friends,
1:24:14
like where I was like, hey, fool, let's just go bodies while
1:24:15
the ride is going on. And I think I did that at fucking Universal
1:24:18
Studios, and I was like when we would go like after high school,
1:24:21
like where I was like, all right, fool, the ride goes on
1:24:24
and it's dark, just fucking try to get in as much hit telling you
1:24:27
as you can. We're going right next to each other, so like I
1:24:30
know that you could hit somebody or somebody's touching you food, and I know
1:24:33
that. Like I was like no face because but I know if I wanted
1:24:36
to get a face, you could, you could get a good clean face
1:24:39
and the mummy right, yeah, I see that's what she said. It
1:24:42
happened, And I mean I believe her because I mean, the fu you
1:24:44
lie to me, but it was that thing. But you've never heard girls
1:24:46
say, I mean, I'm sure you heard that. I'm sure raised her
1:24:48
that he just freeze up like a girl's gotten raised. Yeah, go shock
1:24:55
like a girl like you know how you know how if if I tell you
1:24:58
like yo, if if anyone was trying to it's on site right like I'm
1:25:00
almost dying before I get raped type of ship, like I'm gonna like I'm
1:25:03
gonna you're gonna kill me basically before I basically let let it happen. Girls
1:25:08
say they go into shock like shock because then they don't know. Sometimes people
1:25:12
go into shock, but when it's like overwhelming, it's like an overwhelming I'm
1:25:15
like like something something that's an overwhelming and it's a abundance of emotions. They
1:25:21
could tie your ship in the nod and I can see how you kind of
1:25:25
go into shock. But everybody deals with that kind of shit differently. But
1:25:30
for the most part, a lot of I guess some people don't have that
1:25:31
survival instinct where it's like right away it kicks in, Like me, dude,
1:25:35
like you don't know that you zone. I mean, you've never had
1:25:40
it. Just like in war people act like, oh, someone shoe comes
1:25:42
in here, you act I mean, I hope so on God forbid,
1:25:45
you act like am sometimes he Oh, you're right. There has been times
1:25:50
where you're like, motherfucker, you have you're going with you? Why didn't
1:25:53
you just react like that? But I look at I look at it like,
1:25:56
imagine if I wouldn't reacted that way and I had to let off a
1:25:59
shot, And maybe that was like God's way or higher whatever, higher being
1:26:02
or the creators being way of of of just saying like, nah, you're
1:26:08
not gonna throw away everything you work hard for it just because you didn't remember
1:26:13
it this time. And then the times where I have been wise enough to
1:26:15
remember it, I do get that adrenaline rush. But I think about it,
1:26:18
Like I'm like, if I shoot to school trying to run up to
1:26:21
my car with this knife, how can I justify it? I pointed at
1:26:27
him like these, but you have to think of it's not like that slow
1:26:30
bro, It's fast and it's scary to make that decision. So I can
1:26:32
see how you do freeze up. But like in a situation where like food,
1:26:38
like if somebody's trying to stick their dig at me, like I feel
1:26:42
we're dudes, Like it's like, yeah, like I'm gonna be unconscious when
1:26:49
you're doing is what I'm telling you're like you're I'm gonna be a dead body,
1:26:53
Like you're gonna have to literally like be an info. Yeah, I'm
1:26:56
not going to really enjoy it. Yeah, you're not gonna happen like like
1:26:59
why you're on top, I'm still gonna be looking for something to go.
1:27:02
You're fucking neck or something like I'd rather I'd rather fucking have you fuck up
1:27:09
my face so bad that I'm unfuckable to you and like anymore than for you
1:27:15
to fucking get one off and just there's so much blood that you're not turned
1:27:17
on no more. Yeah, you're a crazy person, like dude, I'm
1:27:20
bleeding like you're bleeding like there's a lot of blood. Said said, I'm
1:27:24
gonna die trying. Yeah, no, bro, Yeah, some people say
1:27:29
they freeze up and it's just to me and blows my mind. But you
1:27:30
gotta think about it. How many people you think if it's another dude?
1:27:34
But think about it, bro, Like have you ever known that, like,
1:27:36
has ever been a dude that you known? Or like, have you
1:27:41
ever heard of a dude that has gone pop eyed? Like, give me
1:27:43
some I've never heard of that. I don't even think that happens to jail.
1:27:46
No more, it happens, I don't. I don't think that.
1:27:48
I think it's all voluntarily. All that gay shit you hear about happening in
1:27:51
jail, those fools are voluntarily pooples. I'm pretty sure. Yes, But
1:27:55
I'm pretty sure there's still some people that get raped. Has to be people
1:27:59
that get rap oh yeah, like like like chow modes and shit, like
1:28:01
straight savages. There's gotta be straight savages. Yeah, I'm pretty sure lifers.
1:28:06
Yeah, Like man, like you know how men are men rape females?
1:28:11
Thought they're gonna say, and if you're in jail, you're in And
1:28:14
if you're in man. If you're into men, That's what I'm saying.
1:28:15
If you're into men, you will rape men like Jeffrey Dahmer rape man.
1:28:19
I have a question. So let's say you're straight, you know you're fuck
1:28:24
girls and shit right, go to jail gay for the stay? Do they?
1:28:28
Yeah, that's a gay for the stay. Just a lot of a
1:28:31
lot of women. Women go crazy when they go to jail. Bro Like
1:28:34
they have two girlfriends at the same time. It's a whole fucking thing.
1:28:39
I've been watching so many interviews, dog, I watching diet of TV.
1:28:42
Shout out, shout out to you, Nagata. What is it that doesn't
1:28:45
interviews? Huh it's soft white on your belly. That's kind of that's all
1:28:48
kind of toned down a little bit. I know. He added something about
1:28:50
what's gonna happen with the channel or the future of the channel, and he
1:28:54
was like a one hour, one hour interview, and I'm not watching this.
1:28:56
I don't want to hear him talk. But I know you watched that.
1:28:59
I did because I know you are. I care about the fucking creators.
1:29:02
What's gonna happen? Can you give me run own? The book was
1:29:05
cool, I watched a little bit of the book. The book is it's
1:29:08
just like he doesn't want to get his channel like taking away because every time
1:29:11
YouTube keeps app up in the anne with fucking like uh like restrictions and all
1:29:15
this ship like he can't fucking interview hookers no more. So he can't help
1:29:19
those bitches out, but you can interview Cardi B. Yeah, well,
1:29:24
I mean, I mean, what what's happened? What happened to Russell Brand's
1:29:28
crazy talking about YouTube demonetization. They demonetize them for allegations and Cardi B still
1:29:36
making money off for music when she has claimed to fucking roof feed people and
1:29:41
her music and demodetized. Were picking and choosing I know that's right, Yeah,
1:29:46
fucking stupid bitch, But so we're just picking and choosing noes because he
1:29:50
talked about I'm not gonna lie, bro, Like if a bitch would have
1:29:53
drug me from leaving a strip club and taking everything, bro, like that
1:29:57
next that next day that strip club is going to be f can fight city
1:30:01
you go back and tell him like no, they ain't no going back and
1:30:05
telling them dogs, just like what the fuck is my money, bitch?
1:30:10
Or give me with it give me my information on how the fuck you can
1:30:12
find this bitch. You're gonna try to go though by the legal fucking matters
1:30:15
of Okay, okay, but strippers, you just don't do this. This
1:30:17
is a prostitute, do I mean stripper? That was like, hey,
1:30:23
like I'm I had made an agreement with this guy. I'm a stripper slash
1:30:26
prostitute. A lot of these strippers bro now, but they also don't.
1:30:30
Yeah, but they don't bone fools like you dog. They bone lames.
1:30:32
You can you know when the lame's a lame, they like you're talking about,
1:30:36
they'll take advantage of somebody who like obviously it's like the office food with
1:30:41
a lot of money. Yeah okay, yeah, Like well it's not scary
1:30:44
like like I don't think they would do it like to somebody to be like
1:30:45
this motherfucker will sock me, Yeah something like that, you know what I
1:30:48
mean, Like like he looks like somebody that'll be like like he's not gonna
1:30:51
put up with this ship and he don't look like something like he didn't roll
1:30:54
in here with this fucking amends on't inflex and all that shit. But there's
1:30:57
a lot they would rob they'll pick and choose one and like their fights or
1:31:00
who they're gonna rob from, and they would rob like that kind of fool
1:31:02
who's kind of like like like like if Colton worked at a fucking corporate job
1:31:08
type of ship and they went on a night for a strip club and then
1:31:10
some bitch was like, here's an easy coming, but okay, okay,
1:31:13
and then here's still the rundown. These bitches always go for fools that are
1:31:16
out of state or here for a job, because she was at those top
1:31:20
and strip clubs when the Cardi b was stripping. And also, you gotta
1:31:23
think about it, Eason. Let's say you did get caught up. Let's
1:31:27
say you went to strip club some big bitches smokes. You're like, well,
1:31:30
I got the fire, she's all she's all turned on, and Shane,
1:31:33
you like, I work for be real. You're in a fucking her,
1:31:36
You get a hotel, you fuck her. You go to sleep because
1:31:39
you are Samariasa or whatever. She gives you. She roofies you. You
1:31:42
paul asleep. You wake up with no rollie, you wake up with no
1:31:45
stunning glass. She stole everything from you. You really think you just go
1:31:48
to the strip club and ask for her name and they're gonna give it to
1:31:51
you. No, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to be a little
1:31:56
bit taken about it like that one fool, Like I'm gonna find you.
1:32:00
You're there, You're going there like, hey, I was your yesterday.
1:32:08
I'm gonna walk in there and be like, in, here's a half ounce
1:32:10
of cocaine and about eight hundred dollars. How much how much is she steal
1:32:15
from you? Full like, according to what the fuck she was? Like
1:32:20
she was taking foods clean like, and there was foods that were not gonna
1:32:26
make a big deal out of it because they were not their wife was not
1:32:28
knowing. So that's like a lot a lot more was at Steak than than
1:32:32
just them getting gout for three thousand dollars. Like what's that like if you
1:32:35
don't have a shared bank account with your wife, your wife is not knowing
1:32:40
that you have three thousand dollars missing from a fucking fifteen thousand dollars bonus that
1:32:44
you got for your stupid white people job, you know what I mean?
1:32:46
Or like white collar job bro like, So like a lot of these people
1:32:50
they're picking and choosing who to get but if you, if you get them
1:32:54
on the fucker. That's like, I don't have a wife, bitch,
1:32:58
and you took everything I got, Like some is gonna get you back.
1:33:00
But these bitches they know who to get. That's the reason. Ain't nobody
1:33:03
really had that backlash. You don't want predict predict to come at you,
1:33:08
Yeah, predict with I can see predict will come at you. I can
1:33:12
see like if Predict were to fucking find a hair on a plate and saying
1:33:17
on sushi, he's taking his Mercedes and running it through the doors like like
1:33:21
if like if they like if he comments I found the hair in my sushi
1:33:26
and they delete his comments. He's going full for the windows. He's like,
1:33:30
I don't care. I fucking told him hoping that that was gonna do
1:33:34
some shit. Remember what it? Remember how far he went for some doghood?
1:33:39
Oh yeah, he does that ship some people do you? You went
1:33:42
and you Pokemon, You're right behind them, but right behind him with the
1:33:45
Universal check that fucking fuck a nail. Fuck you bitch. I hope you're
1:33:50
not working in Universal Studios anymore. I'm gonna go back with my complimentary guys
1:33:58
night fucking tickets and I'm fucking I gonna ride Harry Potter because I get preference
1:34:01
to come from the front of the fucking line. And if you're there,
1:34:03
bitch, I'm gonna make another complaint. But you're gonna ask for her personally,
1:34:08
No, I'm gonna look for her. I'm not gonna make it.
1:34:10
I'm not gonna be like, hey, it's this stupid bitch here. Nah,
1:34:14
I'm gonna be like, all right, bitch, you see, I
1:34:15
see that you didn't get in trouble, you know, because you want her
1:34:19
fired, you really want her to fire. Do you still want her fired?
1:34:23
Dog? My bitch thought about putting hands on her like I like,
1:34:28
you know, no, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call him my
1:34:29
beach like that, but like but I was waiting for that time. But
1:34:36
but but but but yeah, like what is it? Yeah, my lady
1:34:40
thought about fucking putting hands on her like with that moment because she got so
1:34:45
hot like where I was just like, I'm telling you, I'm not trying
1:34:47
to go into that story again. I'm not. I was just asking because
1:34:50
you're talking, you're talking, don't predict, and I'm like, bro,
1:34:54
let it go. She needs a job. She probably has kids. She
1:34:57
did not have no kids. She looks like she plays with the other team.
1:35:00
Oh kidding, I don't fuck her, not because she plays for the
1:35:02
team, but no. She was just like, look at this fucking happy
1:35:06
hetero sexual couple over here. I wish I could be here with my bitch.
1:35:11
And then I was just like, bit, she gonna fuck up my
1:35:13
time here down the stair three times, probably fighting with your fucking magic carpet
1:35:18
at home out of here. You know what's funny, he is I love
1:35:23
lesbians, but lesbians just don't like me, like at all. I've never
1:35:28
met a lesbian would say. We're like, oh, is she cool?
1:35:30
My favorite guy they hang out with? No, dude, it's always fucked
1:35:33
that fuck boy. He I don't like his views. Yeah you should.
1:35:39
Yeah, yeah, I don't know why. Before in the terrible they're like,
1:35:44
hold on, what did these those say? Sometimes I was angry,
1:35:46
man, I'm sorry heated that day. I just didn't, you know,
1:35:50
because he bought the fucking VIP pass. He got the full I have the
1:35:54
fucking ultimate one. Bro. Nobody else gets a fucking free ticket to four
1:35:58
nights. He basically had the fun I'm the president passed and they didn't treat
1:36:01
him like the president. I'm probably gonna do ten pills at Universal Studios because
1:36:04
these blogs are gonna give me a lot of views. Bro, shut out
1:36:06
to everybody, Shout up to all the new subscribers on my page. Appreciate
1:36:11
y'all. I'm not doing nothing different on that page. I'm just uploading and
1:36:14
people are getting a lot of you. Yeah. Do you remember this show?
1:36:17
Yeah, was tired. That was one of the best shows until this
1:36:21
day, classic and shit fucking was a bunch of adults acting like kids.
1:36:28
Yeah, well they were all adults. They were all adults. Was this
1:36:32
like you remember? But what's his name? The one that lived downstairs?
1:36:44
I'm on, dude, he was my favorite. No, yeah, that
1:36:50
fat ass food what's his name? Yeah? There was a smold ass kid.
1:36:56
Yeah, yeah he was. He was like met n't lookay, I
1:36:59
don't because everybody would just go there reflects on your show. I hate homes.
1:37:02
I hate it. I hated that. Bro. They're gooso, they're
1:37:14
sex Their sex must have been so fucking whack dog like, I would not
1:37:17
want to watch that porn old dog, that porn old passionate. A lot
1:37:23
of nab with the fun Nah, broke, get the fuck out of here.
1:37:28
Never, not, not once did I watched that show. I was
1:37:30
like, man, I want to see them bone. The whole time,
1:37:31
I was like, bro is what would you wish? I was like even
1:37:36
now, like so like like he's on set sometimes like not now, but
1:37:40
like when I was a kid. The whole time I was watching our Carle,
1:37:42
I was like, are they ever gonna bone? What do you mean?
1:37:46
Like Carly and fucking what's his name? A little? Yeah? What
1:37:54
is it? Nah? I don't think they bone. They slept in the
1:37:56
same bed, and then everybody I thought they were gonna by. Everybody was
1:37:59
like a bone fruit is gonna finally checked that ass? And then no,
1:38:01
I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, you know what I thought it was gonna
1:38:05
be like right before he fucking gets up in there, fucking the song was
1:38:09
gonna plane his head with clips of them hanging out all these years today he's
1:38:15
a wonderful And then sure enough it was gonna go like like when a TV
1:38:20
fucking turns off and then they're gonna be laying next to each other. That's
1:38:24
how I would have wrote it. It's like that SpongeBob episode about the Crabby
1:38:27
Patty secret formula the whole episode, just like on the Krabby Patty and then
1:38:31
the Crabby Party's Secret formula, and yeah, it goes to credit. Like
1:38:36
I don't know, I don't know if this like I don't know if this
1:38:40
is like popular popular opinion or not. But like, you can't tell me.
1:38:44
When Topanga and Corey went to college, you didn't think they were gonna
1:38:46
fuck was hot? Yeah dog, But I lo key thought there was gonna
1:38:49
be like something. Oh yeah, he's finally gonna get to you. Yeah.
1:38:55
You ever bone? Do they ever prove that they bone in the show?
1:38:58
But have family in the second part right series? I think? But
1:39:01
they're never bonn in college, do they? I don't. I don't know
1:39:04
if they ever went to I don't know if the series, No, they
1:39:08
do go to college. Don't you remember at the end of the series they
1:39:13
talked to mister Fini and they're like, you got any advice for us?
1:39:15
Because they had graduated high school on their way to college, so they were
1:39:18
still in high school. Some of the other foods, like the older brothers,
1:39:23
they probably went to college or whatever. Oh, you're right there.
1:39:26
Was an apartment. Remember there was an apartment that they would go to.
1:39:29
Oh so they did go to college. They went to college. There was
1:39:31
an apartment. Yeah, I remember they went to Disney World. Yeah,
1:39:35
they went to Disney World. And that's how they that's how they got back
1:39:39
together to Pengan d Corey. You know who was the hottest couple. Somebody
1:39:43
said, somebody said she should have give me fuck, give me bro Fu
1:39:48
give me. Yeah, what the fuck? Give me? Those weeks off?
1:39:51
You know that game. He got all mad because like his career,
1:39:56
Pretymus got ruined because all they wanted him to be was that funny fact guy
1:40:00
the show that everybody was like, he's all mad, Yeah, yeah he
1:40:01
was. She would be too hard to be an idiot. The fucking Jonah
1:40:05
Hill. It you could get some most in pick and lose some fat ass
1:40:09
weight and then fucking dress like you think you're hot, but you know,
1:40:14
let's do what Jonah Hill does? You know who's hot? I remember like
1:40:16
I was like, man, the Pink Ranger, No she was hot.
1:40:19
No, well she was hot too, but Rebecca from Full House Jesse would
1:40:27
you have Bones? Would you have bones? She was hot watching and I
1:40:30
was like man, I want to see them, Like, Sam, did
1:40:34
you have bones the Green and the Teenage Witch when you were younger? Yeah,
1:40:39
it's pretty hot, like imagine it was cute, like a magical ass
1:40:42
bitch. Remember she's just had fingers pointed ship like Matilda. Yeah, then
1:40:45
the cat he would always talk to save them. That shit was awesome.
1:40:47
Bro, you would say, some fucked up ship. She's not cute now
1:40:50
though, listen, Joan Hart. Yeah, not sucking her right now,
1:40:55
not sucking her right now. If you're watching the show, I'm not fucking
1:40:58
you right now, all right. Melissa Joe, who was a nineties heart.
1:41:01
What is it for a girl's girl? Crush? Girl crush? What
1:41:06
is it? Jessica Jessica? But I remember at one point I couldn't get
1:41:11
over Jessica Albow. There's one that fucking I forgot her. See, I
1:41:15
didn't get that. A lot of like a lot of dudes that I knew
1:41:18
had to crush on her. Dude, like, really, she's skinny as
1:41:20
fuck, Like she doesn't look at it right now. OG Buffy or TV
1:41:30
Buffy. TV Buffy was pretty hot, Jennifer love you. It was hot.
1:41:39
You know what I wanted to fucking I even watched her stupid fucking talk
1:41:42
show, Tyra Banks. I used to watch her show just because she was
1:41:45
hot. Somethings such a big ass forehead. You remember that one time she
1:41:48
snapped and it made headlines. Remember you don't know what, but if you
1:41:56
are here, yea, hey, but she's pretty hot though, No,
1:41:59
you can't say t ain't saying she's a model. Yeah, I don't expect
1:42:01
anybody who's a professional model, especially on the caliber that she has to be
1:42:04
ugly exavier. Yeah, somebody's nutting in. Somebody is subjectable, right,
1:42:11
exactly. Some people find Liz. I don't find that harder. You know,
1:42:14
you know what would be like if everybody was hot, we would be
1:42:16
like Venezuela, bro. Then we were focused on the wrong things that were
1:42:19
like hot people wouldn't even matter, and then we'd have bigger problems. What
1:42:24
about Naudia from the American Pie, the foreign exchange student? Yeah, straight
1:42:32
up, but let's all be for no one was harder than the bitch and
1:42:35
the sopranos. She's top notch, right, She'm talking about who were talking
1:42:42
about specifically up Carmela, No, no, no, not Carmela, the
1:42:47
one that when they go when Chrissy Chrissy, Yeah, Chris, Chris,
1:42:53
Christy's fante at that moment in time and the right now she's not that hot.
1:42:58
I'm talking when you when you were watching that movie. I remember watching
1:43:01
that and I was like, dude, what the fuck? Bro? Hotness
1:43:05
went away? When Christopher was like, damnage good? Oh yeah yeah.
1:43:09
When I got even though I know, even though I know it was a
1:43:11
show, I was like, that bit just got damaged good to Vagina trash
1:43:15
and he was like, I would have never been with you, if we
1:43:16
would never have kids. What the fuck is wrong with you? That guy
1:43:20
was a fucking dick. Dog Yeah, fucking drug addict dick. He killed
1:43:25
the dog. Remember he killed the dogs. He felt he was too hot.
1:43:28
He fell asleep on it. Whenever, that's gotta be so high.
1:43:30
When I saw that episode, I was like I just pictured ras dude doing
1:43:33
something like that. Remember when Toy Soprano he found I was like you what,
1:43:39
Yeah, that fucking he got hot, dude, because of that dog
1:43:44
that was fucked. He did get fucking really pissed off. I mean,
1:43:47
you just killed the dog, dude, because you're too hot to get the
1:43:50
fuck up on heroin. You know what though, is because that's what made
1:43:54
those fucking kind of like organized crimes so fucking awesome. Bro, Like that's
1:43:58
those families that they took, right and being like, we're not having we're
1:44:00
not even not that there was anything wrong with drugs, but we like to
1:44:05
run such a tight we like it like that, we like to run such
1:44:09
a tight fucking ship that their organization looked down upon, where like nobody could
1:44:15
fucking you know, could be caught fucking around, he said, seems are
1:44:20
like an old topic. He's fucking sober. Dog, he's sober now,
1:44:26
dog sits. But yeah, but what's I saying? See what the drugs
1:44:35
do to you? See what the drugs? You were saying, how drugs
1:44:38
aren't good? Are really good for you? I didn't say they were good
1:44:40
for you. You said there's something like that, right. It kind of
1:44:43
more on the positive note about drugs, you know, I mean, believe
1:44:46
it or not, though drugs are a part of the human experience. Yeah,
1:44:51
but if there was a co hey, there's a sign there is the
1:44:55
same called you know, like I mean applies to felines. But it's like
1:44:58
curiosity killed the cat, bro. But like humans are like the most the
1:45:00
most you know, the best kind of cat bro because like, how do
1:45:04
we fucking learn that what certain one million ways to die or fucking billion waits?
1:45:09
It dies by seeing stupider people fucking go through a dog. And you
1:45:14
know what I'm saying. If you're a smart motherfucker, you sit back and
1:45:15
you fucking watch these motherfucker's called down like flies, and you just take notes.
1:45:19
And that's how you fucking have a successful fucking life experience. And not
1:45:24
that I want to kill myself. Okay, you don't ever want to start
1:45:27
a sentence not like that, Not that I want to kill myself sentences,
1:45:33
I said, starting off a sentence like that is crazy. But go ahead.
1:45:36
I don't even know what I'm saying. Now. You made me forget
1:45:39
suicidal. No, what was that saying? Fuck we're talking about drugs.
1:45:44
Oh yeah, yeah, not that I want to kill myself. But would
1:45:46
you would you have would you keep like a sand pill on you for like
1:45:53
when you're ready to go, like if you're in a lot of pain,
1:45:55
what a sanide pill? No, you didn't keep one like in your cab
1:45:59
named Bill whenever, like you have cancer, like when you're ready ready,
1:46:01
not because you're depressed morphine, Like I would just keep up in it until
1:46:05
I already eat, like that, don't let you do that, and that
1:46:09
this doesn't don't sound like that fun sinid pills fast. You just take it
1:46:13
to winners. That's like what they give people that like they're supposed to like
1:46:15
commit suicide or I just I'll tug it out. Oh my die. Yeah.
1:46:23
But then there's sometimes where I'm like, yeah, I know. Sometimes
1:46:26
I know, I know it. Sometimes you get tired of it. No,
1:46:28
No, not that I'm talking when i'm old full trust me in the
1:46:30
suicide never had suicide dollars. I'm talking about when I'm like, oh,
1:46:31
when I have cancer, and I'm like and because they're not supposed to give
1:46:34
you that, they don't they want they don't want you to go. Somebody
1:46:38
said chicken on X gethers. No, dude, I'm fine, I'll give
1:46:43
you this number. Sometimes I'm like, man, sometimes like well what if,
1:46:45
like what if you get like in a car accident and you're like they're
1:46:47
dying. I was like, man, I wish I had a sign I
1:46:48
pill. I don't want to be in a fucking world. Trim My whole
1:46:50
life. That's like a moment where like I was like, give me that
1:46:54
signip. I don't want being fucking world trim my whole life. That's true.
1:46:58
I'm talking about moments like that where I'm like, yeah, if you
1:47:00
have like a very godfubid of very horrible car accident and you're just gonna be
1:47:03
a vegetable, yeah yeah, chocolate, chocolate? Yeah? What? Yeah?
1:47:11
What is that chocolate? Yeah? Like that? Yeah, I don't
1:47:15
really, I don't know. I wouldn't go out like that, but you
1:47:18
know how you shouldn't go out. You shouldn't go out by not registering yourself
1:47:23
and going to fucking get tickets for October fourteen, we're about two hundred and
1:47:27
thirty out of three hundred filled up spots. We have a lot of vip
1:47:30
backs. But I know you guys are waiting, but I believe me,
1:47:33
I'm gonna make a video of what the vip backs look like. I'll be
1:47:36
posting what some of the food vendors are gonna be. Like. It's solidified
1:47:40
list and I'm almost at thirty vendors. So once I'm at thirty vendors,
1:47:44
I will close it out and it's gonna be a great fucking time. There's
1:47:46
gonna be some vinyl there, There's gonna be some artists there, there's gonna
1:47:48
be some clothing there. Come shop around, come enjoy the high and hungry
1:47:53
experience. Twenty percent off everything at Craftier Kings. All the fucking beer twenty
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percent off is a good amount. Like for off of those fucking expensive as
1:48:01
smoothie beers that you guys want to drink that started to give me chronos,
1:48:04
so I had to stop, you know what I'm saying. I was like,
1:48:05
it's too much dairy sometimes, especially at night, So I am very
1:48:10
selective when I drink those. But for those of you guys that have a
1:48:13
younger stomach that can enjoy it, go ahead, go get those I Pas
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two if you're if you don't like those, Everything up there and Crackberry King
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is twenty percent of All you Gotta Do is registered for free freeing. D
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J c Rock will be DJ, and I got my new tent that I
1:48:27
will be debuting. I got the luxury fucking T shirt brand that I will
1:48:30
be releasing there, like the luxury like if you guys want like the highest
1:48:34
caliber of fucking clothing that I have ever produced. It's going to be available
1:48:38
there and very limited. Like I'm talking about the T shirt fabric is so
1:48:42
great and I will have some of the T shirts there as well. High
1:48:45
and Hungry Experience dot event bright dot com get yourself your tickets for that.
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Go check out that new episode what is it? Either on my page what
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I will be uploading it later on today or the b real tv page.
1:48:57
But if I comment under follow that page back trying to get a thousand subscribers,
1:49:00
I'm gonna have a lot more content. I do have a lot more
1:49:02
content going Thank you to Ray for always editing that stuff. And uh yeah,
1:49:06
it's a lot of stuff going on there. I will be later on
1:49:11
today. I want to get this dispensary right because I will be doing a
1:49:15
demonstration. If you're in the valley, this is I mean, don't ask
1:49:17
me why I didn't fucking advertise it a lot more. I literally my partner
1:49:21
called me up yesterday and told me that what that's what he would say.
1:49:28
Yeah, yeah, he told me that. He's like, hey, what
1:49:30
is it? You know, we're doing a demonstration to them all, and
1:49:33
I really need you to be there. This isn't that So if you want
1:49:36
to stop by and fucking show some show some left, go to Green Angel
1:49:42
and Sherman Oaks. If I'm not mistaken, it's og Green Angel. I
1:49:47
know I fucking read it, but yeah, what is it? A follow
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propens page. It will be on there. I will be doing it.
1:49:53
There will be a demonstration at the dispensary at Sherman Oaks, So make sure
1:49:57
you guys stop by. If you DM me I we'll send you details.
1:50:00
If you just want to stop by, I'll be there for a little bit
1:50:01
later. Ray shout out. Shout out to y'all for tuning in. Shout
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and YouTube. Check on my website Morningshaw Films. I'll ceo where I post
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all the high Hungry Stuff gallery and my podcast called The Morning Real. Check
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that out. I'm going to put out tomorrow Morning the film Oh, directed
1:50:24
by m Night Shamalan. It's pretty interesting film, so if you like that
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guy or you know his films, check it out. I also recently recorded
1:50:32
I Love You Man when the Xavier, so I'm gonna put that out pretty
1:50:35
pretty soon. I'm not sure when, if it's next week or what Xavier
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I like byton subscribe zone. I find that it's Green Angel eight one eight
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in the Valley. Make sure you gotta stopped by a Green Angel eight one
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eight in the Valley fourteen fourteen thousand Ventura Boulevard, stop by, I'll be
1:50:56
there, hit that light. Buton subscribe, we'll see you guys my nanna
1:51:00
at seven pm. Tune in. H thank you for everybody who subscribes,
1:51:03
obviously, and oh uh no, I think it's just gonna be me and
1:51:08
he's on. Yeah, but next week we do have a pack fucking show.
1:51:12
We got the homie who sings, the Homie Joshua who sings that song,
1:51:15
uh Jason Joshua La Vida Esuriya, And he sings a lot of variety
1:51:19
of like new or oldies. So we're gonna have a show on what is
1:51:23
It? Uh, what is It? In the morning ten to twelve.
1:51:25
Then I'm gonna be on The Greentham Show, and then seven to night we're
1:51:28
gonna have Reverie on as well, and then we're gonna take a break on
1:51:30
Saturday. So take the Saturday off and enjoy those shows. We're gonna do
1:51:33
giveaway during both of those shows and uh, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
1:51:38
We M. I don't know. I might ask Sun Dubi or se Minus
1:51:40
for somebody to come join us. Kelly Blaze maybe,