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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Rob Stone, PBA Bowling crisis, Trevor Lawrence's DUMB comment · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, come until your live from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Folly and Tony Foolsco as always Polly Fosco. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with Tony Forcecard. Well, Tony, you're not really in our
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  Speaker 1: studios today. We gotta be honest with the audience. Here.
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  Speaker 1: Tony's grandma Sylvia. She's got a bad foot than Tony
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  Speaker 1: was grafted to take care of her today. So he's
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  Speaker 1: coming to your life, unfortunately from her living room. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she won't stop bothering me about how she needs her
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  Speaker 1: foot cream. And I told the lady, wait your turn.
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  Speaker 1: I got a global podcast to record. You can stick
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  Speaker 1: your foot and your cream up your you nowhere. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry people, We're not letting her get in the
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  Speaker 1: way of delivering a terrific show with a terrific guest
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  Speaker 1: on like last week with John Ran more like John Borrand,
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  Speaker 1: good one, thank you. Uh, A little backstory on our
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  Speaker 1: guest today. You know, our show is known for two things,
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  Speaker 1: well many things, but two mainly spot on sports takes
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  Speaker 1: and of course investigative journalism. The other day, Tony and
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  Speaker 1: I were looking at the sports ratings and we see
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  Speaker 1: loads for both bowling and soccer, and I look at
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  Speaker 1: Tony and say, wait a moment. Bowling is hugely popular
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  Speaker 1: in our neighborhood. Soccer is big around the world. How
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  Speaker 1: come the ratings aren't bigger. Yeah, we figured there must
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  Speaker 1: be a missing link, you know, like Charles Dickens and
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  Speaker 1: the Apes. Yep, and we dug deep as usual and
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  Speaker 1: found that bowling and soccer have the same announcer. This
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  Speaker 1: guy's name is Rob Stone, and we're gonna have him
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  Speaker 1: on in a few minutes here to ask him how
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  Speaker 1: responsible he feels for ruining these tremendous sports. But before that, people,
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  Speaker 1: there are people out there making so many headlines by
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  Speaker 1: saying the dumbest stuff. So we're gonna do a new
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  Speaker 1: segment on their show called Don't be Dumb, Don't alright.
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  Speaker 1: First one out the gate here, presumptive number one pick,
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  Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence, the top t'll be in the draft, comes
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  Speaker 1: out and says this about football. To Sports Illustrated, he says, quote,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like I need this for my life to
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  Speaker 1: be okay. How disrespectful. Anybody who knows anything about how
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  Speaker 1: to be successful knows your whole life and personal happiness
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  Speaker 1: should completely depend on what you do for a living absolutely, PAULI,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see braggadocious, but look at us.
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  Speaker 1: We have had a big time successful career twenty two
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  Speaker 1: years in sports media because we literally don't care about
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  Speaker 1: anything except two things. This show and obviously I will
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  Speaker 1: highly reputable cost stereo business Paully and Tony's cost stereo
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  Speaker 1: hook up and sub woffle repair over at the corner
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  Speaker 1: of dirty fourth Street behind the Wahwan Spruce. That's all
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  Speaker 1: that matters, well, said Tony. And you know Trevor Lawrence
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  Speaker 1: clearly doesn't have his priorities straight. And to make matters worse,
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  Speaker 1: I just saw Trevor Lawrence got married. Oh terrible move.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible timing on the subject that terrible timing. Uh, what's
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  Speaker 1: that I hear in the background. One second, Grandma, keep
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  Speaker 1: it down. We're picking you up on the mica, Grandma,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing the show. So unprofessional on her part. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let's give our advice to someone else who needs to
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  Speaker 1: hear it. Here. Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez was on
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  Speaker 1: Colin Coward's new podcast, because obviously that's what everyone needs
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  Speaker 1: is an extra hour of Colin Coward. Anyway, Coward asks
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  Speaker 1: Sanchez to name the best coach he ever had, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, Sanchez played for a billion teams. Here's what
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  Speaker 1: Sanchez said, get a load of this. Well, I think,
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  Speaker 1: just based on time on task, was probably Philly and
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  Speaker 1: coach Kelly. I know, I know there's Philadelphia fans that
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  Speaker 1: would kill me for saying that because they, I mean
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  Speaker 1: hated him by the end. They wanted to run him
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  Speaker 1: out of town. Chip Kelly is the best they had.
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  Speaker 1: Chip Kelly, who sucked with the Eagles, doesn't he remember
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  Speaker 1: that with the Jets he had one of the most
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  Speaker 1: brilliant coaches in NFL history. Of course, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: the great Rex Ryan. Yeah, not only what Rex Ryan's
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  Speaker 1: plays good, but he focused on what's most important, making
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  Speaker 1: his press conferences as funny as possible. He told jokes,
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  Speaker 1: one line is war wigs, brought out props, he did
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  Speaker 1: it all, just the real showman. It was like if
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  Speaker 1: an NFL theme could be coached by carrot Top. That's
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  Speaker 1: what made it so great. But clearly Mark Sanchez has
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  Speaker 1: no appreciation for the art of coaching. On the subject
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  Speaker 1: of no appreciation, Tony, what's going on over? You'll keep
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  Speaker 1: it down, you old bag your foot and it's cream.
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  Speaker 1: Can wait. Unbelievable. Let's just move on here. One more thing,
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  Speaker 1: one more comment that we need to react to. Legendary
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  Speaker 1: quarterback in Former Alabama quarterback Joe Namath said that Alabama's
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  Speaker 1: Mac Jones is the best quarterback in the NFL Draft.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest part of the story, Tony, is the blowback
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  Speaker 1: that he's getting for those comments. Everybody knows Alabama is
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback factory, famous for all the good quarterbacks that
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  Speaker 1: have come out there. I mean you can easily name him,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Jalen Hurts, uh Yuta, Uh well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean there are a million. We don't need to
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  Speaker 1: name thousand. Yeah, we could name a hundred more here.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, the point is if Joe Namath said something,
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  Speaker 1: nobody knows quarterbacking better than Joe Namath, He's easily in
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  Speaker 1: the conversation for greatest of all time. Yeah, most people
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  Speaker 1: don't know he has one percent winning percentage in the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Does Tom Brady have that John Elway Brett
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  Speaker 1: fall off? No? You know, by the way, Tony on
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  Speaker 1: the thing people don't have it's a room. What is
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  Speaker 1: shut up? Can you can you tell us? Our guest
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  Speaker 1: is coming on the line. Grandma, guest is coming on
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  Speaker 1: the line. You better not ruin the guest segment A
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  Speaker 1: real job, all right, Well, hopefully she'll keep it down
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  Speaker 1: because yes, there's our guest. Let's get him on the line.
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  Speaker 1: Here he is on the full SCO Satellite network satellite alright.
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  Speaker 1: This guy is a long time sportscaster. You know him,
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  Speaker 1: You've seen him everywhere. I'm not going to go through
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  Speaker 1: his whole history. That takes too much time. All you
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  Speaker 1: need to know is this guy's on Fox and he
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  Speaker 1: does soccer and bowling. Rob Stone, welcome to the show. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Team Philly. How are we doing, boys? You
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  Speaker 1: all right? You good? Yeah? Yeah, good to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming. Are we good? Well? We we have
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  Speaker 1: we you know, we connected the dotsia, big, big, mind
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  Speaker 1: blowing discovery for us. You know, there are two sports
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  Speaker 1: in America right now with terribly low ratings. They're great sports,
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  Speaker 1: bowling and soccer. And you know, we wondered, why is
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  Speaker 1: nobody watching these sports? There's nothing wrong with them, They're terrific.
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  Speaker 1: Then we found out the commonality. They have the same announcer. You. So,
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  Speaker 1: how much responsibility do you personally take for you know,
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  Speaker 1: ruin these wonderful sports, ruining them. Um, I'm hoping I'm
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  Speaker 1: adding to them in some way, shape or form. Um,
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  Speaker 1: Am I really associated with two low rated sports? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I do. I do college basketball, college football, we do
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  Speaker 1: all right. Now, we're not talking about bowling season. It's
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  Speaker 1: not football season. Soccer team there and Philly, man, you
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  Speaker 1: have one of the best be coming proteins in America
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  Speaker 1: in the Philadelphia Union, right there in your ballpark. And
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  Speaker 1: tell me, tell me, Paulie, how many times have you
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  Speaker 1: been to see the Philadelphia Union play soccer? Well, you
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  Speaker 1: know they want to give me free tickets all the time.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, I'm a busy man, and you know
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  Speaker 1: number two, I'm busy doing my media research to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what's why people aren't watching them. You're focused on
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  Speaker 1: a tendons. Anybody who knows Jack Squad about the media
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  Speaker 1: knows the money is in the TV right now. Look,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Bowling used to be huge. You know that
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  Speaker 1: the biggest telecasts of all time Number one Bowling matches
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  Speaker 1: to final episode of Mash three the day after starring
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  Speaker 1: Mr Jason Robots. But your bowling ratings are so low.
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  Speaker 1: Nielsen doesn't even know how to measure them. Yeah, come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on. Actually, the bowling community shows up weekend and
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  Speaker 1: week out. They even watched the rears. PAULI that we
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  Speaker 1: get huge numbers on FS win and FS two with
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  Speaker 1: our pb A re air. So there there's a community
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  Speaker 1: out there that that loves the sport. And there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Schenko, as you mentioned, you know that was the
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  Speaker 1: heyday of bowling, and we're trying to bring it back, man,
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  Speaker 1: trying to bring it back. Actually, I have the number
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  Speaker 1: in front of me. The reair on FS two most
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  Speaker 1: recently scored a Nielsen rating of negative three, which means
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  Speaker 1: three people died out of boredom watching that reair. You
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  Speaker 1: can't have a negative number, man, you can't have a
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  Speaker 1: negative Nielsen number. They're not that cruel. You're living in
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  Speaker 1: denial here. But you know you brought up something interesting,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Chris Schenko right, one of the great soft
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  Speaker 1: calm voices of bowling. You look at yourself, Stone, you allowed,
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  Speaker 1: you're excited. Don't you think you're turning off? You as
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  Speaker 1: with too much excitement that you've got to kind of
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  Speaker 1: tone it down. I will listen, I guarantee you I'm
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  Speaker 1: turning off a certain faction of the bowling audience because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not Krushenko, who um who I admired, and it's done,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just in a wonderful job with the sport
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  Speaker 1: and everything he touched in broadcasting. He was a gold
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  Speaker 1: standard for so long. But I'm not him, man, And
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  Speaker 1: you're right, I'm completely different. And there are plenty people
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  Speaker 1: out there who who don't enjoy my energy and enthusiasm.
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  Speaker 1: But I'd like to think there's a bigger population out
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  Speaker 1: there that actually enjoys what we're bringing a bowling right now,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not a golf sport, it's not golf clapping.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's bring your signs, let's bring your energy, let's
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  Speaker 1: make some noise, and bowling starting to trend well, you
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  Speaker 1: know yeah, speaking of looking different, you also you don't
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  Speaker 1: look like a guy who hangs out in bowling alleys.
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  Speaker 1: You look like a guy who was on the rowing
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  Speaker 1: team at Duke University. Have you ever considered maybe growing
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  Speaker 1: a bid, gaining thirty pounds, getting a tattoo, maybe show
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  Speaker 1: up in a tank top. Terrific advice. The bird project
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  Speaker 1: that's like a month long project for me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have that much time for patients. And every time I
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  Speaker 1: try to grow out my beard, eventually at some point
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  Speaker 1: I look at myself in the mirror and goo, you
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  Speaker 1: look ridiculous. Uh. And and as far as putting on
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  Speaker 1: some lvs, now, I don't need to do that for
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  Speaker 1: this bowling community. And they've they've moved on from the
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  Speaker 1: from the the image of a carton of Marlborough's in
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  Speaker 1: a in a case of Milwaukee's best and let's go
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  Speaker 1: to the bowling center. It's a much different approach and
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  Speaker 1: attitude these days. Well, yeah, it shows how out of
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  Speaker 1: touch you are with the bowling community right there. But
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  Speaker 1: you know there's something you can't deny here the view
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  Speaker 1: was and the disgruntlement I should say with you and
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  Speaker 1: these ridiculous you know, these ridiculous sayings, always ridiculous saying
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  Speaker 1: as you came up with it. Yeah, let's go over
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  Speaker 1: a few of these. If our audience, who probably doesn't
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  Speaker 1: watch bowling like most people, here's what you say. On
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  Speaker 1: but a bowler gets four strikes in a row, you say, hambone?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is that? Hambone? It's four strikes in
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  Speaker 1: a row that you just answer the question, three strikes
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  Speaker 1: in a rows of turkey, So four strikes in a row.
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  Speaker 1: You know, let's kind of keep it in the same
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  Speaker 1: meat type family and let's cry, let's have a handboat.
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  Speaker 1: It still makes no sense to me after that explanation zero.
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  Speaker 1: You know, shouldn't it be something bigger than a turkey? Like,
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't it be like a condor? Hey, it's a condomo there, Um,
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  Speaker 1: that's a thought. Yeah, that's a thought condor. I'll write
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  Speaker 1: that one down. More your nicknames here that I don't get. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: when a guy gets five strikes in a row, you
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  Speaker 1: say yacht sea. Yeah, man, you have five in a row.
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  Speaker 1: That's yatsi. Right, when have you ever played? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever played yats Pouli? No, I don't play board games.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually just bored watching your games, That's what I am. Yeah, Paul,
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  Speaker 1: what do you do? What do you do with your downtime? Polly?
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused. You know, first of all, I can see
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  Speaker 1: where you going with this. You're kind of getting the
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  Speaker 1: little personal with the jabs. It's it's a problem. Let
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, because I understand, as talent in
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  Speaker 1: this business, you're not used to getting negative feedback. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you've probably got all the fox suits telling you how
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  Speaker 1: great you are. We're telling you the truth. If you
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  Speaker 1: use board games in another game, you're confusing your audience.
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  Speaker 1: Keeping in the game. What's twelve in a row battleship?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Is it? Battleship? What are you? He
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  Speaker 1: got thirteen in a row? Hungry hungry hip? Bo that's
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  Speaker 1: actually not actually not a bad one. All right. So
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the only game or board game I used
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  Speaker 1: for bowling. Hold on one more here, one more that
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  Speaker 1: you came up with. I don't know how ten strikes
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  Speaker 1: in a row? One? This is a good I'm proud
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  Speaker 1: of this one, you say, the bow Derek based on
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  Speaker 1: the ninety nine film ten Uh, the Perfect. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's time you maybe update your references, Is you
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  Speaker 1: know something a little more modern? Right, Tony? Yeah? Update
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  Speaker 1: your actresses? Sorry? Mon say yeah, Lnnie Anderson, Kelly lebron Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: someone more Kelly LeBrock, Lnnie Anderson, w k RRP. Weird science.
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, I'll keep that in mind. All right,
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  Speaker 1: See what helping you now? Now, Brookshie. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: let me just tell you, you know, we told you
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  Speaker 1: about the excitement you're too excited, all right, too loud,
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  Speaker 1: turning off the bowling audience. So we want to do
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  Speaker 1: a little prep with you. Here. Someone just rolled the
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  Speaker 1: game winning strike to win the match. How do you react? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I would say, I would set it up and I'd go,
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  Speaker 1: he's a strike for the win, gets the strike, and
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  Speaker 1: here's your US Open champion. That was too much energy,
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  Speaker 1: too much energy? You can you can you do that again?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Here it is, it's for the US Open.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go. He rolls this go ahead. We're hoping
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  Speaker 1: ten pins will go down. The ball strikes one of them,
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  Speaker 1: they all crumble. Hooray, Congratulations you've won this tournament. Nope, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not not good. Still so much it takes away from
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  Speaker 1: the sport. Can you just do it one more time?
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  Speaker 1: Just a little less less? US Open on the line,
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  Speaker 1: bowler rolls, go ball on wood, It rolls, It hits
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  Speaker 1: the pen and oh my gosh, they're all down and
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  Speaker 1: what a moment for this young man to win the
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  Speaker 1: tournament here in Allentown. Congratulations, there you go. Would be
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  Speaker 1: proud of that. You know, by the way, you don't
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  Speaker 1: seem to know much about bowling. Do you actually bowld
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a strong bowler. Uh no, I don't do
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  Speaker 1: a ton of bowling. Yeah, well, what size ball do
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  Speaker 1: you use? Because you know, we use a twenty two pounder,
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  Speaker 1: but you're a twenty two pounder. I'm I'm a little lighter.
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  Speaker 1: I like to I like to get my business going
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  Speaker 1: down lane a little bit faster. I don't have apparently,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to meat in the muscle like you
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  Speaker 1: guys to throw a twenty two pound Rocky. Once we tried,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a twenty five pound ball, but it broke
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  Speaker 1: the wood in the lane. Was the people said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, hey, PAULI and Tony, we can't do that,
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  Speaker 1: so we have to go down accustomed to what's your
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: top score in bowling? I honestly have no clue. I
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: think maybe I broke two hundred at some point I
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  Speaker 1: didn't spend I didn't spend a lot of time on
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  Speaker 1: the sport. Maybe this guy you're commenting on bowling and
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  Speaker 1: you can't even break two hundred. We break three hundred
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  Speaker 1: every day, you know, every day. Take some of the
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  Speaker 1: best coaches weren't the best players, right You making excuses
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  Speaker 1: for yourself? You know what? I think you need to
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  Speaker 1: do in do we do the sport of bowling a favor?
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  Speaker 1: Do it right here on the show and say I
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  Speaker 1: Rob Stone resigned from my position as bowling commentator for
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  Speaker 1: Fox Sports officially here by now go ahead. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I can do that. You are a disgrace to
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  Speaker 1: the community. But guess what out of this community whole
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  Speaker 1: interview just because you're off the show. Show you're off
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  Speaker 1: the show. Good. Yeah, you're a handbar just a hand
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  Speaker 1: all right, I guess thanks for Jay. Hang up, Hang
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  Speaker 1: off the phone, the damn phone, Jay, Jay, Guys, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: hang up me keep it down. And why you're at it?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Can you hang up on your grandma? Is that Grandma?
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  Speaker 1: One more pee? And it's off to the senior home. Yeah? Well,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: we got business to do. Tell a business to do
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: because you know, at this point in the show, we
• 18:01
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• 18:04
  Speaker 1: and that's no exception today because we're gonna do an
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  Speaker 1: Bowling Balls. Let's face it, men, when you go bowling, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you may want to bowl a perfect pretty like we
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  Speaker 1: do all the time, but what you really want to
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: do is impressed the ladies. Any woman knows that a
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: man should be measured by the size of his balls.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: And if you really want to impress the ladies, you
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: gotta use Storms Magnum edition pound balls. Tony. Tell them
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: about one of the hot dates you had at the
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: local bowling alley recently. Yeah, I took this girl and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: met at the corner store to the bowling alley on Spruce.
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  Speaker 1: We rented a lane and then she said to me,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: aren't you gonna pick out a ball from the rack,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a sixteen pounder, And I said, please, honey, put
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  Speaker 1: that toy away. I'm bringing in the big guns, the
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  Speaker 1: magnum and she said, wow, twenty five pounds. It's so
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  Speaker 1: big you can bowl with that. And I just turned
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: and I threw it down the lane and broke all
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the pins and the hearts because it was so impressive.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And next thing you know, we were getting kicked out
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: of the bowling alley, but not for breaking the pins,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: but for having sex under the pool table. What a
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: wonderful story and the true testament to the power of
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Storm bowling balls. Go down to your local bowling supply
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: store and ask for a Storm pound ball, and if
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: they say, hey, they don't make twenty five pound balls.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: You'll you'll turn around and just lead out of it,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, Well that wraps up a advertise
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and then a look at that. That wraps up the show.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: So you know we're not gonna thank you. Hold if
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: it isn't the owner of one pound balls, Uh, producer
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: j What a couple of corrections today, Tony. You said
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Charles Dickens was looking for the missing link. I think
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you meant Charles Darwin, not Charles Dickens. Yeah. I think
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I meant I'm gonna kick you and your Charles Dickens
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: after the show. Yeah, your link is gonna be missing
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: when we're done with you, if you catch my drift, POULI.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Then you said Mark Sanchez played for a billion teams. Yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: it's actually only five. So you will look, you know,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: like way off. Oh yeah, well your jaw is gonna
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: be way off your face after I punched you. Yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be flying way off the ledge of my
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: apartment building when I shove you off onto the pavement.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Now that's it, no more, no more, no know. Another one.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You both said Joe Namath should be in the conversation
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: for greatest of all time. You do realize his career
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: completion percentage was so I went to Pro Football Reference
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: to looked up you could do the same thing that
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: ranks of qualifying quarterbacks to ever play the game. Oh yeah,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: well I looked it up, and uh, you rank number
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: twelve billion on the list of people who know how
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: to do their job. Yeah. Our completion percentage is gonna
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: be one percent after we complete your murdered today. Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You know. You guys say other people are unprofessional, telling
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: me you're going to kill me. You're the most unprofessional
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: people I've ever worked with. Oh well, then good news
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: for you, because you're not gonna be working here anymore
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: because we're gonna fire and replace you keep sending those
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: resumes show gmail dot com and people, we got big
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: breaking those. Guess what, Tony just booked super Bowl legend
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Eagles legend Nick Foles on the show next week. Finally confirmed.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Can't wait for that now. Look, you know we're not
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: going to thank our guests Rob Stone because he ruined
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the show, as he ruins many shows, many sports. But
• 22:24
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• 22:30
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• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Great job as always, same to you, Paulie, another floorless show.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: There you go, We'll see you next week. People by
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: see you you stop fetching about your foot cream