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G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) (S18E05) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  So maybe we should just quit. This operation has cost over fifty million dollars
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  since lunch. US government policy is very clear, never back down, never
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  admit a mistake. That's why we won over half the wars we fought.
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  Four finger Discounted, Welcome to four figure discap, the podcast that certainly belongs
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  on frontline Infantry. This week we hit a review episode hjb F two one.
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  It is gi annoyed grunt. I am dando oh and I'm going sorry.
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  I was distracted. Those too busy drawing a wang on mamat you got
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  to drawing wings. I'm very basic. I'm just very just like line line
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  assume shape at the end. Yeah, two circles and a U shape.
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  Yeah, I don't have the skills of this. What's his name? Seth
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  No, who's from? Yeah? From super Bad? Joona Hill Hill from
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  super Bad. Yeah, apparently serious dicks in that movie. Yeah, apparently
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  it was either Seth's brother or Evan Goldberg, Set's co writer who drew all
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  the dicks. Okay, he's been cantled. Apparently hasn't he? Seth Rog
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  Jenna Hill apparently very controlling relationships and yeah, using therapy speak to justify sort
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  of being a little bit controlling. I don't know. You had a lot
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  of guys saying no, girl was just you know, staying what he likes
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  in relationships. Guys aren't allowed to do that. Women saying no, you're
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  not allowed to do that anyway. M fun fun fact from the Super Bad
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  commentary. Apparently they had to get an adult with a very childlike hand drawing
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  the actual dis because you could not have an actual child drawing those penises or
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  in proximity to those pictures of penises, couldn't just like c G I a
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  small hand or something. This was two thousand and eight. I probably would
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  have looked like the Rockets and Tom Scorpion one of the worst ces you guys
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  ever, so terrible. But apparently they got like a young woman to do
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  it. But I mean, like shit, yeah, over the age of
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  eighteen, but with sort of hands that would pass for that of a young
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  boy. It was a hand model, it was. George was a hand
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  model for a while in Sidefeld and Joey I believe was a hand model as
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  well. David Coveany was a hand model in Zoolander. He was indeed,
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  yeah, yeah, like a hand model. Yeah, yeah, mine neither.
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  I was looking at my hands the other day, and you know they
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  say that the hands are the real indicator of like how old you're getting.
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  I mean, you can do all manner of imagine if you actually done some
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  manual labor as well. Holy oh Jesus, that look like bloody, pretty
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  kuger hands. You know, you can do all mann of stuff to your
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  face and get you know, botox and whatever. But you look at the
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  hands like are they wrinkly? Yeah, old fucker. And yeah, I
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  was look at my hands going, oh my god. So this question was
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  to have in high school'd be like, look at your fingernails, right,
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  and you just did that? Well no, I was sort of showing and
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  I was looking at the back of my head. So you're doing the friends
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  thing where it's like if you do it, like you hold up your hand
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  and you're like looking at it, or do you fold them in on yourself?
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  Look? Is that a friend's thing? Yeah? Yeah, they because
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  I think Chandler actually did it looking at the back of his hand as opposed
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  to folding his folding it. Yeah, I always got that. Yeah,
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  I never do that. Yeah, I think I probably do the that,
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  which means I'm not there's anything wrong with that, Panzy by Very two thousand.
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  Indeed, speaking of this episode, not good. Yeah, you'll notice
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  that we're not talking about GI don't too much. I refuse to call a
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  g I annoyed grunt. I hate the way they do it in the titles
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  when they say it's so clever it was colever the first time or not anymore.
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  Yeah, it's just dope. It's dope. It's because they always write
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  it. They don't write dope in any of the scripts. To this day,
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  it still says annoyd grunt. Okay, well we'll here on a good
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  thing, stick to it, I guess. But this is not a good
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  thing. Need it was? This episode not great? No, can I
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  explain why I didn't like it? Please do it. This is exactly even
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  they're doing this episode here. It's the opposite of what they did last week
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  with the Treos of Horror, with the end segment where it's like compared to
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  the Iraq War, right, where they raised the issue of the Iraqi War
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  and whether it was right or wrong, they didn't do it in a way
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  that was too on the nose. This was just so blunt and to the
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  point where it's like, ah, enough already, yes, you guys brought
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  a sledgehammer to a don't do a satire party. I don't know. Something
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  I was thinking about when watching the episode this episode was I don't know what
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  I dislike more something that brings nothing to the table, or something that brings
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  something kind of ship to the table and things that's brought something great, which
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  is what this episode did. You know you basically brought a pack of gum
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  to the potlug dinner and said, here go get it's his make contribution.
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  It's like, thanks for the pk fucker. Yeah, so the great rocks
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  up with a bag of Dorito's. I feel like Georgia whenever George stands here
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  is like, you know, like he's bringing the packet of ding dongs and
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  the pepsi to the party. You know, people are gonna be coming up
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  and say, I'm glad you brought the pepsi. Yeah, but the thing
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  is like, you know everyone has to bringing sliders, and that's true,
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  it would suck, and this episode kind of sucked. Well, it's just
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  it's it felt really I hate to keep using the word lazy, but it
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  felt lazy and like there wasn't a lot of depth into the Okay, it's
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  the idea of like, okay, let'stgeous, let's still a thing about Americas
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  forever wars and how we gets sort of you know, how America gets bogged
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  into these conflicts and never can find their way out of them recently. Okay,
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  yeah, that's fine, that's actually not a bad idea, but you've
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  got to do a little bit more than that. Then on top of that,
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  it's got the thing where it's explaining jokes, like you know, with
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  there's a bit with Krusty and he's like, oh, well I got to
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  able to get a Foxhead jacket and put on this panda suit. Now I've
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  got to put on panda slippers, oh and Mokey gloves. And then on
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  top of that he's got to say what is he saying, Yeah, I'm
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  I'm a terrible person or something. Yeah, yeah, we're real classic,
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  like, yeah, we get that. You didn't need to explain it.
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  We're not stupid. I'm kind of stupid, but I'm not that stupid.
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  In fact, you make me feel more stupid when you do that kind of
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  shit. Yeah. Yeah, So just a lot of really obvious gags in
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  this and a lot of really sledgehammer subtle satire, and yeah, that's never
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  good combination. It's funny. I get moments like that whenever we're watching shows
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  like we always watched Brain Dead cop shows like White Collar and stuff like that,
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  and it's like, today we're gonna be targeting this guy, and then
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  someone in the team's like, yeah, he's the guy that did this and
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  did this and did this, Like everyone knows this. Why you repeat it?
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  Oh, because the audience doesn't know. You've got to have some degree
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  of exposition. But that what separates the whet from the chaff, and how
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  how cleverly you do that? Yeah, yeah, if you've just got I
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  think one of the terms that you used used in writers' rooms is as you
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  know, Bob. That's what they know, as you know Bob, the
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  ef it rolls around the sun. And I think they actually had that,
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  you know, the movies like The Day After Tomorrow and Independence Day and all
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  that. They're really bad at that and because they've suposally got all these really
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  really smart people, but the audience doesn't know about, you know, the
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  things that they're talking about. So they have someone explaining to like in the
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  in the dafters, which I actually really enjoy I haven't really watched since someone
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  to to watch it. I just remember the wolves looking shit. I always
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  been at the wolves looking tell they're as bad as the Rock and Scorpion King.
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  But this guy's like the head of the U. S meteor Meteorology Bureau
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  and the heroes explaining something like, well, you know this is gonna this
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  is what results in our temperate weather in the US, and the guy says
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  we all know that. It's like, I'm like, we didn't know that.
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  Now we do know that, but at least that we know that this
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  guy's smart. It's always really awkward and wed the hand them of forming like
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  this is the worlds old man Johnson's hound. Well, I'm aware I hand
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  it to you. I have actually found myself saying in realizing what am I
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  looking at you? But not in the room. No, actually that's true.
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  There'll be times I sort of pick up what am I looking at it?
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  Do you ever have conversations with yourself? We'll not conversations, but just
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  like now all the time do you all the time? Yeah? In what
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  way? What do you what do you converse about? Oh? Just yeah,
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  I'm sort of idiot head or out loud, no, out loud,
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  Okay, I love it. I love the sound emoental just sort of.
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  I think it sort of helps me articulate ideas that I might be, Yeah,
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  that I'm floating around upstairs, and if I sort of throw them out
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  into the into the world, it's like that actually didn't sound as nuts as
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  I thought of it, Or if I want to say it, then it's
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  like I'm going to find the best way to articulate this. Yeah, I'm
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  explaining it to myself anyway. I'm like, that's it. I'm an idiot,
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  right, And if I'm reading a book, I'll find I'll get to
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  the end of a page I'm like, I read it, but I didn't
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  read it. I find if I read it something out, I absorb it
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  far easier than I'm just reading it in my head. Let me tell you
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  one of the funniest things that ever happened to me, Well, not funniest,
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  but weirdest and most kind of like, oh, there's a meaning to
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  the world. It started this new book, and for some reason I felt
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  like reading it out loud. I mean, I was enjoying the way the
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  writer was laying out their pros. I'm going to read this out loud.
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  I think it'd sound nuts if I was reading it. After a couple of
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  pages, the writer wrote in the book, how good it is to read
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  something out loud. And I'd never read this beoo before and I had no
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  idea that this was coming. It was like, what the fuck. It's
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  like, it's weird some things that happened. Yeah, but I sometimes now
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  I've got I'm reading Joe Sali's book at the moment and the kids were around.
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  I was like, I can't read when there's this noise in the house.
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  I have to read in silence. And then I read it in silence
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  and I was like, I'm still not reading this. I need to read
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  it out loud. I read it lad a couple of page and I was
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  like, ah, yeah, that's what he was talking about. Yeah,
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  so there's that. And then on top of that, Sorry, just to
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  go back to, you know, things that I sort of had an issue
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  with with this episode, just like I don't know how long ago joined the
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  Navy was probably a fair few seasons ago, but that episode made such an
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  impression and it's like, you're just going to sort of trot out a lot
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  of the same ideas. I know that you know you're going to repeat yourself
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  over time, particularly if you've been going for as long as the sentence as
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  But yeah, this felt just kind of like plus Simpson Tide came even before
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  that one where they joined them when he home was in the Navy, but
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  this was literally the same jokes his hair getting cut off. I was just
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  like, I've seen all this before, Yeah, and more entertainingly. So
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  yeah, that last act of them just invading the springfield, I was like,
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  ah, I get the joke. I got it ten minutes ago,
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  but you just it's just just felt the same joke over and over again.
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  Yeah. Anyway, it was not good. The other thing for me was,
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  so we had Trees of Horror last week, right, so they kind
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  of copied the story of the theme of the whole Iraqi war. There were,
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  but we've had we take episode three, episode five. They both started
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  the exact same way in that. Episode three started with them at the mall,
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  but it was all broken down. There was nothing left. This one
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  here one episode later and it's fine again. My very first note, so
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  the mall is operational again. Okay, literally, the next episode. Yeah
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  what, Yeah, I mean, god, at least make it a different
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  mall, you know, have it be the dirt Mall, would be the
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  market Square of Springfield. I just I just very geelong reference. I think
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  we discussed it on our review we have, but go back and ever listen.
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  I was just I could not believe. I'm like, okay, I'm
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  I know it's been broken up by a treeouse of horror, but still,
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  these are two episodes like Cannon episodes. We say Cannon quotation marks, but
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  Cannon episodes back to back once they both start the exact same way at the
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  mall, except in one episode it's gone and one episode it's thriving. I
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  was like, this is just is it lazyiness? What is it? Is
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  it? No? I just don't care. Yeah either, whatever the reason
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  it's disappointing. Tell you what wasn't disappointing in this episode. Kiefer Sutherland.
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  Yeah, he's always awesome. He is. Indeed, you're going to love
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  the twenty four episode where he played where he plays himself excellent. Yeah,
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  excellent because he's not himself Jack. Yes, indeed, but clearly having a
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  lot of fun with this. I mean Keith's dad. Donald was. Everyone
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  knows Donald Sutherland. He's a pointing guy. He's a pointing guy. Yeah
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  yeah, pointing guy from the end of the Invasion the Bod Yeah yeah,
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  yeah, yes. But he has one of the most lovely voices. Yeah,
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  he melliflous. He's been on The Simpsons. Know who he was?
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  Yeah he was. He exposed the horrible truth about Gibt Springfield. Oh he
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  didn't expose it. He tried to hide it. That's oh correct, Yes,
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  yes, yes, you're you're banned from this museum, you and your
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  children and your children's children for three months. Lovely, lovely voice, fantastic
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  actor, and keeper is much the same. You know. I've got a
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  lot of time for Keith. So I was rewatching, you know, a
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  few eighties movies not long ago, and rewatched The Lost Boys, and it
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  was one of those movies that I was sort of like when it came out.
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  I was a teenage movie snob and I was kind of like this,
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  a bit fleshy and a bit this came out when eighty eighty seven, I
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  think, yeah, I would have been even twenty, right, none,
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  I would have been like seventeen or eighteen. Yeah, uh And just h
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  it's fun. It's pretty good for I rewatched it recently. It's kind of
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  rocks. This is actually I mean yeah, I mean, you're you've become
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  that guy that everyone complains about just for a different decade of films. So
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  you're like, oh, the millennials now they go back to films from twenty
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  years ago, and you know it was actually good Scooby dude, and you're
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  like, you know, it was actually good Lost Boys, So I paid
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  no attention to me, but yeah, rewatching Lost Boys like this actually kind
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  of rocking. And never I've never watched it, haven't it. No,
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  it's kind of good. Yeah, Okay, I've just never been a vampire
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  guy. Okay, this has got vampires in so maybe it's not your thing.
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  But you know, Keifer is the lead Lost Boy and yeah, you
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  look at me, Yeah you're kind of you're pretty fucking cool. You're very
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  charismatic, and yeah, your eyes are just sort of drawn to him,
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  and he's just rocking the best mullet ever in this really cool effidence. Yeah,
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  Keifer Suttling, that guy tends to deliver from on no stand. He's
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  a real like a complete party animal. Really, yeah, I mean the
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  guy likes a drink. Apparently he's kind of like the leam niece and the
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  TV shows for Nicolo and like we see his Facebook, we're gonna watch this
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  show. Well that's the thing. I mean, I remember it being a
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  huge deal when in like we're making a show called twenty four and Keifer Sutherlin's
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  in the lead. Is like, wow, I thought he only did movies.
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  Doing TV that's great. Yeah, I mean, well that's a good
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  get for twenty four. And then he rocked it on. It had the
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  cool novelty niche of it being twenty four hours. Yeah exactly. Yeah,
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  Yeah, I remember like when that first happened, everyone thought it was the
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  coolest thing ever. Sure did. Yeah, but he's done what Designated Survivors
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  since? And rabbit Hole as well? Yeah, we were or two others.
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  We watched both of those. I enjoyed rubber Hole. The thing what
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  Designated Survival was they didn't end it. Okay, It's like I think it
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  got canceled and they never like resolved an issue and they brought it back for
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  like one extra season and this wasn't the same, And yeah, nothing worse
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  than that. If I was running a TV studio or yah TV yeah studio,
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  yeah, or something like that. I would ensure it's like, oh,
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  the show's not rating. But if it's ended on a cliffanger, okay,
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  you get like a ninety minute movie to wrap it up, the special.
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  Yeah, all right, here's the money, go write it, wrap
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  everything up. It puts you in good faith with like the fans and just
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  people going forward us. Yeah. Yeah, I mean one of my I'm
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  sure I've mentioned on the show in the past, but one of my favorite
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  shows in the late nineties was the show called Now and Again, where this
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  everyday family man who'd been killed in in Excellent his consciousness was transferred into the
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  body of this super soldier. They like, we've got the body, but
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  we don't have a spirit and a soul and a brain for it. So
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  we're going to put this guy in it. And how no sounds fiction?
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  Okay, And you know he's got this absolutely you know, Superman superhero body,
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  but he's still got the brain and sensitivity of this middle aged suburbanite who's
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  still in love with his wife and kids. And you know, it's like
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  you can't go over you can't ever interact with them. That's got to ruin
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  the experiments, but they don't know no, no, and he's yeah,
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  they just know he's dead. But who's this guy? Who's this young,
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  you know, buff guy who's trying to sort of vaguely his way into our
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  lives. And it ended on this absolute clifhang, and I'm like, I
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  can't wait to see what happens neck now and again canceled. I'm like,
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  oh, you motherfuckers they went and they never resolved. That sucks. Yeah,
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  yeah, but it was such a good series. Maybe you should write
• 15:50
  your own finale. I think that's how a lot of things actually, female
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  lawyer having lots of sense. You'll know we are talking about anything, but
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  gee, I know we should probably talk about it. Yeah, but we
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  have point at Keith of someone. But the thing is, I just thought
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  this episode just felt very much of the same same, just not done as
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  good with the whole Homer joining the Navy, but this is the army.
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  They even't referenced that episode in this in this one here and March points out,
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  no, you've joined the Navy before, and things like that. Nothing
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  really I found all that funny in this episode. I'm sure that there were
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  one or two bits and pieces in there. Well, let's get to them.
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  He my favorite. So what were your favorite moments? I enjoyed Squeaky
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  Voice of teens line about the shoe measurers for measuring show. Excuse me,
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  I'm gonna ruin my first tribut question. He's now an only a Squeaky Voice
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  team, he's mister Friedman. I'm like, why did you name him?
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  This guy doesn't need a name? Yeah, because what can you say?
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  The boss? That's a good point, our manager. This is one of
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  those things where it's like, I don't know, Yeah, you'd think there'd
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  be a safety net in the room going, let's not give him a name?
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  Kind when they when they reveal the name of comic book guy, he
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  doesn't he's comic book guy, doesn't know. I don't want to know his
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  name. It makes him human. Then he's not the butt of our jokes
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  anymore. Yeah, but I did like that he was Yeah, that it
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  was measuring shoes and nothing else. Yeah, I thought that's pretty funny.
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  What else I'm sure? Oh? I really enjoyed the most was the Loney
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  Tunes parody, which doesn't really make much sense, but I just just a
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  visual of it. I thought it was quite funny. But but then even
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  then, it's kind of like I suppose for some audiences you're going to have
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  to have that's all folks having come up on the on the monitors. But
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  it's like, I think most of us would have known that it's a kids
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  probably wouldn't have. Well, that's when you know, if you're well,
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  if kids are watching it by themselves, they're going to go, what's that's
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  all? Folks mean, if they're watching it with someone a bit older,
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  they might go, oh, well, cartoons in my day were called looney
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  tunes, and that's how they used to sign off at the end. So
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  back in mind, I learned something for the kids would never say for me.
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  Grew up in the nineties, we didn't have that's all, folks.
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  It was like the closing, like doom, Dundurn, what what are your
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  We've we've got the we've talked about it before that The dog, Sit boy,
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  good dog? Yeah? What are your your favorite ones besides Fox?
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  Is like the iconic one? Yeah? I mean I do like the Grazie
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  films, one that's you do yeah, yeah, And I associated with TV
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  shows. I watch the episode without hearing that at the end. The trist
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  is a try star. I think it's Castle Rock, that's right, Yeah,
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  with the lighthouse and everything. That's great. Uh. David Kelly,
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  who did a lot of law shows like Boston Legal and l A Law.
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  I think he had one where with like his grandma was watching hockey and the
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  puck came out of the screen and hit hit her on the head and like
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  you stinker, Oh you stinker. Yeah that was Duke Carrey show, I
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  reckon. Oh okay, you stinker. I remember. I remember it from
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  a lot of David productions. I'm sure there are others that I like.
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  My man Stephen jknewll maker of I don't he made Magnum p I, but
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  he made a lot of cop shows in the eighties, very prolific. And
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  you see him sort of at his typewriter bashing shit away and then he sort
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  of rips the paper and throws it over his shoulder and it becomes the sea
• 19:17
  and Stephen J. Can now they take that off in the Simpsons when Simpsons
• 19:19
  the writer. That's right. Yeah, So yeah, that's one of my
• 19:22
  favorites. And one I was like that dude looks cool because he was like
• 19:26
  a middle aged dude. But he had like he sort of looked like the
• 19:30
  ultimate writer of mid level thrillers for dads. Yeah, he's absolute. So
• 19:37
  many of these. I can afford my own helicopter. So that's yeah,
• 19:41
  that's what he looked like. I thought that would be a cool life.
• 19:44
  A video popped up on social media this week where it's just all those bits
• 19:47
  back to back to back, and I was like, oh my heart,
• 19:51
  I need the link. It's just like, you know, ninety seconds long.
• 19:55
  But the man of Nostolgia for it, hold and ship. Speaking of
• 19:56
  Stagia, I'm thinking of another thing that I did, Like they sort of
• 20:00
  paint as a joke or as a as a form of torture that Homer has
• 20:03
  to go live with Abe Simpson and all the others at the retirement castle.
• 20:07
  Am I maybe I'm I'm already old, I'm getting older. But I'm like
• 20:11
  someone bringing soup and someone singing songs where they work, and name it of
• 20:15
  the songs it was judged duty in the afternoons. Fucking rat, What are
• 20:22
  you complaining about? Home? This sounds awesome. Pj's all day, pants
• 20:26
  around my belly? What's you talking about? This is bad? What are
• 20:32
  so we're just looking at the patrons. I'm going down down to please stop
• 20:37
  saying what are you talking about? Honestly, God, guys, every single
• 20:41
  time he doesn't he puts his hands up. Yeah. Do. It's like
• 20:45
  when you do his Zoidberg and when you do so Yeah. That were my
• 20:51
  favorite bits. I mean yeah. I also liked when Kiefer Sutherland is sort
• 20:56
  of driving through the streets of Springfield lugi his line, come and join the
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• 22:06
  I remember, I want to get you nameed out in the show.
• 22:07
  You're just gonna be a fight Doll plus supporter and by being a Pagehob producer,
• 22:11
  you'll get your name it out on every single show. All right,
• 22:12
  mister Davis, what is your first question for me? Okay, mister Friedman?
• 22:17
  Was my first question? Yeah? No, no, no, no,
• 22:19
  but that's my first question. Gone, okay, answer? What's Freeman?
• 22:22
  Yeah? Well, okay, the Squeaky Voys teen. He is quitting
• 22:26
  the shoe shop to work where oh, It's jolly something, isn't it.
• 22:30
  It is Jolly to Marla, Jolly to Marlay. What is that? Tomale
• 22:34
  is it's looking up? I know Tomale the hot to Marley. It's our
• 22:37
  lovely Wives and that's correct hot tomorrow. Look look up Jolly to Marley.
• 22:44
  Is it an actual place? Because look at some one looking up Jolly Tomrley.
• 22:45
  Springfield Mexican restaurant. Okay, it's in Springfield as well, but Tamaley
• 22:51
  itself is like a it's only in Springfield. Pretty local reference there. Cool,
• 22:55
  there's many Springfields in America. But anyway, Indeed, Mexican on one
• 23:00
  sort of like food that I've never really been huge. I don't like spicy
• 23:03
  food and I always feel unwell after it. The same with Chinese food.
• 23:06
  I think it's all the MSG they're put in Chinese food. Yeah, I
• 23:07
  mean, I don't mind Chinese food, but it's not really my go to.
• 23:11
  We're more tie now, whereas I will definitely go for Mexican. I
• 23:15
  love Mexican. Yeah, Mexican graffiti was like the fun place when I was
• 23:18
  like, everyone goes to Mexican Graffiti. Now it's just like that's like the
• 23:21
  poor man's Mexican food restaurant now a little bit, yeah, I mean,
• 23:25
  but it's always been there. It was plus, it was always you know,
• 23:27
  it was somewhere you went when you were like a group of seventeen year
• 23:30
  olds ago and have for dinner. Yeah, I'm going to say it's a
• 23:33
  bunch of crazy crap on the walls, you know. But nowadays and I'll
• 23:38
  go to Zambrero if I want my takeaway brito, pay twice as much and
• 23:42
  get half the amount of food. Probably the cat. When we went to
• 23:45
  Mixing Graffiti about two years ago, Nicolo and I, she got really sick
• 23:48
  after eat. But I think it was a bit of heat stroke as well,
• 23:51
  because we went to that amazing things out in bull Lap area where it's
• 23:53
  like amaze outside. It's near the Mini Gold that's we went there after eating
• 23:56
  Mexican and we didn't bring a drink bottle and it was hot. That's a
• 24:02
  bad combo. I don't play Mixing Graffiti for that at all. But I
• 24:07
  remember like ordering like a brito and it was massive. I love a massive
• 24:10
  Breta. I mean when Lunar in California a few months ago, our friend
• 24:15
  Claire, who was hosting us took us to this, Yeah, placed by
• 24:19
  the side of those Tacorea called my Familia, and you know, it looked
• 24:23
  kind of a bit shabby. I swear to god, had the best goddamn
• 24:26
  burrito. It was fantastic, you know. And they kept bringing like little
• 24:30
  things of guacan chips to the top, no mass so yeah, I mean
• 24:41
  it was very good to have authentic Californian mix. Yeah, that is awesome.
• 24:44
  What was on the brito? Oh, godly, it had just about
• 24:47
  everything else. I mean, you know, had your beans, your lettucey
• 24:51
  tomato, you pick out a gallo, a bunch of guaking, there's our
• 24:53
  cream cheese. I think I had chicken. Holy shit, that's a lot
• 24:56
  of food that was delicious. So good. We're having Tucos for dinner.
• 25:02
  Yes, one of the things that my kids will actually eat. Holy you
• 25:03
  eat anything. She doesn't hit that agent where she's Yeah, but alliot,
• 25:07
  it's just like I eat this, I ain't eat this if it doesn't start
• 25:11
  with Mick something. He hadn't eating it. Oh, he's turning into yeah,
• 25:14
  like you said the other day, he's getting a bit sort of stroppy.
• 25:17
  Yeah, well he's always been like this though, he's been fussy with
• 25:18
  his food. It's so much like attitude. But he's just like, I
• 25:21
  don't want this, I'm not hungry. Well, I have nuggets, though,
• 25:25
  nog you are for a nugget? Kids like nugget nuggets and chips is
• 25:27
  like the best thing when you're a kid. Mate. Kids love nugs,
• 25:30
  Yeah, they do, indeed, so adults. But I also love trivia.
• 25:33
  So hit me with another question. Hit me another one of yours.
• 25:37
  According to Millhouse, where is a town where cool kids can be found?
• 25:41
  Oh? That's my next question. Dearborn Michigan. Dearborn Michigan. Correct,
• 25:45
  So hit me another one of yours. You're still online. The bart statue
• 25:48
  that largest holding is labeled what I remember she was holding it? Yeah?
• 25:56
  Hm, No, it's called the Cower Bunker Kids, Cower Bunker Kid.
• 26:00
  Yeah, you see another gig that doesn't really go anywhere, or a bit
• 26:02
  that doesn't go anywhere. And sometimes I don't mind those where it's like it's
• 26:06
  all that about this start very much just killing time while await in the movie.
• 26:08
  Yeah, it's like, why are you holding statues like this? Why
• 26:11
  have you? Yeah? This episode wasn't it at all. It didn't make
• 26:15
  me angry. It was just like, oh, what am I watching here?
• 26:18
  Yeah? Yeah. People sometimes say it's like, oh, that's ninety
• 26:22
  minutes of my life I'll never get back, and this was honestly, yeah,
• 26:23
  twenty something minutes of my life I'll never get back. I'm like,
• 26:26
  I gotta been eating a nose burrito. Yeah yeah. I final question then,
• 26:30
  that you haven't stolen? What time did I go to the reservoir?
• 26:33
  Oh, I've written down a time, but I think it might be something
• 26:37
  different. Eleven o three? No, what time was it? Eight pm?
• 26:41
  Eight pm? Okay? When did they say the reason? Oh?
• 26:44
  Yeah? Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeh yeah, that's right.
• 26:47
  I was trying to be a very sneaky squirrel. There's a bit during
• 26:51
  the Looney Tunes bit where Homer is in front of like a grandfather clock or
• 26:53
  something. Ah okay, and I was like, Dannel will never get And
• 27:00
  then it turns out I didn't even understand what the question that I read there?
• 27:03
  Have you got time for one more from me? For it? Let's
• 27:06
  do it? Okay? What is Homer's major malfunction? He cares too much?
• 27:08
  And I was like, does he eh, I'm pretty sure established it.
• 27:12
  He's a prick. Yeah, and I guess it's the joke that he
• 27:15
  doesn't actually care too much, but still don't remind me, what are you
• 27:22
  talking about? God, we did it in fucking fandom. I didn't realize.
• 27:26
  By the way, Maurice LaMarsh was a voice on this as well,
• 27:30
  because he did the previous one, Chess of Horror Awes and Wales, but
• 27:33
  he was also the voice of the assistant Colonel. Doesn't sound like Maurice LaMarsh.
• 27:37
  It's usually a very like calculine and awesome Wells kind of voice. But
• 27:41
  yeah, this was very different anonymous. Yeah. But the original air date
• 27:47
  of g I Annoyd Grunt was November twelve, two thousand and six. It
• 27:51
  was written by Daniel Chun and directed by Nancy Kruz. The chalkboar gag we
• 27:55
  are not all naked under our clothes and the couch gag The Simpsons are on
• 27:59
  a car wash and they don't have a good time, do they? No,
• 28:02
  wait forever to it did go for a little while. Yeah, have
• 28:04
  you ever been in a car wash? But not in a car That would
• 28:08
  be silly, It would be, wouldn't it. I saw a video prop
• 28:11
  up on my feed literally this morning. I think it's weird that you asked
• 28:15
  me this. I was like, two girls get trapped in the car wash,
• 28:18
  and it's like they clearly jumped out of the car thinking it'd be funny,
• 28:21
  and they're not trapped. They're jumping in front and like pretending like they're
• 28:25
  Oh my god, I like, you brought this upon yourself. Yeah,
• 28:27
  and you are not trying to get out of the situation. You are encouraging
• 28:30
  it. And you're jumping in front of the soap and it's like six minutes
• 28:33
  long of them and it's going my coven and bubbles sixt minutes. I was
• 28:37
  like, oh my god, what is happening to this world? And then
• 28:41
  you watch g I Doll. Yeah, exactly right. But there was a
• 28:44
  kicks off at the mall, which has been refurbished all new, and it's
• 28:47
  all back to the pace of seven days. Yes, exactly right, and
• 28:51
  and I've just got here. Didn't we just have an intro when it was
• 28:53
  abandoned? Anyway, Millhouse wants to go see the mannequin. Then a crush
• 29:00
  on at Banana Republic but thinks it's beautiful as well, which doesn't go anywhere.
• 29:04
  That's the end of that one. I don't know. I guess it's
• 29:08
  an exciting incident to get them to the all. But what a weird inciting
• 29:11
  incident? What? Yeah, just go the mall ah. I mean,
• 29:18
  I suppose it's fun that you know Millhouses, he's unlucky in love and all
• 29:22
  this kind of stuff, and yeah, not great. But they say the
• 29:29
  bullies, and they think this is their chance to take advantage and bully them
• 29:32
  because their employees, and you can't do anything to the customer. Customers always
• 29:36
  right. Yeah, but they didn't really think this planned through because there's going
• 29:38
  to be a time when they're off the clock. Yeah. I don't ask
• 29:41
  questions. That doesn't make sense, that's question. Don't put logic into these
• 29:45
  story quote red Little Media one of my favorite sciences. Don't ask questions.
• 29:51
  Just to consume product, then it can started for the next product. That's
• 29:56
  the thing. There's going to be many episodes in this season, I reckon
• 29:59
  where the branding of Who Cares comes into the equation. This is gonna be
• 30:03
  one of those ones where they probably would have asked a question about this,
• 30:06
  that and the other Who Cares? We've got a movie to make. They're
• 30:07
  pulling on a Matt Selmon, they're pulling a salmon. Looks like I pulled
• 30:12
  a salmon. But mister Friedman, the Squeaky Voice team now has a name.
• 30:17
  He is their boss. And he says, you know, you can't
• 30:18
  do anything to the employees, but Mill has has been douchebags. I mean,
• 30:22
  the bully has been beaten up. So they kind of deserve it.
• 30:23
  Yes, And Friedman says he leaves for Jolly Tomalley. That's sort of it
• 30:27
  for funny reasons, like because they pay more and my money my mother needs
• 30:30
  the money. I was like, oh, yeah, that's not a gag,
• 30:34
  that's just a line, you know. I mean, we've talked to
• 30:37
  Little Past about some episodes. They've got joke density. It's like, oh,
• 30:41
  they keep on coming thick and fast, and these are coming thin and
• 30:45
  slow. This felt like they went with like the specscript that the base ye
• 30:48
  all added to it. The I keep mixing up George Meyer and Schwartzwelder where
• 30:52
  they're talking about it's what's wild. I do. Yeah, I do the
• 30:56
  ship draft, and then I get to rewrite it and turn it into a
• 30:59
  fun drafts like you got us One's World the first draft. Yeah, even
• 31:03
  a Swartzweld first draft was much better than this probably was. Yeah, but
• 31:07
  he leaves for Jolly Tomiley, as we said, and he's rule for not
• 31:08
  waiting on the customer's leaves with him. And we see the boys now tied
• 31:11
  up in the window with the shoelaces. The Army's what do you call these
• 31:15
  guys? Just the recruiters. Yeah, they entrup the teenagers, idle teens
• 31:21
  at one o'clock intercepting in three two s up. Guys heard the new rapsd
• 31:26
  Yo, I don't know what I did more hip hop, krunk or serving
• 31:30
  my country. You guys hitting on us, No, man, we just
• 31:33
  want to talk to you about something near and dear to us. But being
• 31:37
  gay close the Army because of exciting current events. The Army needs new members,
• 31:41
  new members who want to earn money for college. And see, you're
• 31:45
  part of the world that tourists never go to. Don the Army have to
• 31:48
  fight in wars, not wars, global struggles. You guys like globes.
• 31:53
  Let's go, dude, damn it. Even the dumbest teenagers and the dumbest
• 32:00
  town and the dumbest state no better than they joined the Army. Yeah,
• 32:04
  I mean they're obviously playing this up, but I mean, this was a
• 32:07
  pretty big deal in the in the mid two thousands or early two thousands.
• 32:10
  It's like, we need to shore up the numbers, and they were trying
• 32:14
  to appeal to the youth. Yeah, so there was a lot of recruiting
• 32:16
  going on. Yeah, I mean, of course they're playing it of the
• 32:19
  comic purposes, like hey, who's into hip hop? But yeah, I
• 32:22
  mean I think there was a fair bit of trying to be down with the
• 32:25
  kids. Yeah, they're very anti army the Simpsons, right, Daniel Chinese
• 32:30
  anyway, whoever wrote this episode, because like being gay close. Yeah,
• 32:35
  it's like they just really they didn't pull it. They just went crazy,
• 32:37
  didn't they Eide. It's just so on the nose where it like it wasn't
• 32:40
  clever. None of this was clever. But I felt like the end of
• 32:44
  Trios of Horror last week was clever in the way they sort of like linked
• 32:47
  it to Iraq, right, But this here just felt like, Ah,
• 32:51
  we get the fucking joke. You know, you don't like the war?
• 32:53
  Can we move on? I'm watching this show to get away from real world
• 32:57
  fucking problems. You know. An occasional joke is fine, but a whole
• 33:01
  episode of this just felt like way too much. If you're gonna, you
• 33:05
  know, take aim at this kind of target, you know, you come
• 33:08
  with the King, you better not miss. As they say. Yeah,
• 33:12
  I was going to ask you, though, what's your thoughts when you walk
• 33:15
  through like the mail or the mall in town, the westfield, whatever,
• 33:19
  and you see these people trying to sell ship, It's like do you go
• 33:22
  turn around? Do you walk around them, or do you alway something?
• 33:24
  I just get the stare and like I'm fixated on this point right here.
• 33:29
  Ignore and I'm still terrible. Hey buddy, Hey buddy, You're like,
• 33:31
  you know they're talking to you. You're just like, nah, I will
• 33:37
  depending on who they are and how they present and can't today, mate,
• 33:40
  Sorry you speak it. I've shipped myself. I'm gonna try that next time
• 33:52
  I have ship myself. It's like you'd sort of start doing a little walls.
• 33:55
  I'm turtling Prairie, got to go that. But the good thing is
• 34:00
  when you have a kid, he can news them as excuse I should have
• 34:04
  pants made, changing nappy or mum's waiting for her with a nappy bag.
• 34:07
  And then I was like, no worries, mate noes and you return like
• 34:09
  ten seconds like you said, you go and change nappy. I'm real good
• 34:14
  at it. The thing is, when I like to them get around them,
• 34:16
  I try my best to make sure I'll never go into that area off.
• 34:20
  I don't want to be called out as a liar, particularly you know
• 34:22
  when they're they've probably got the moral high ground because magnific I see him again.
• 34:27
  But it's like, hey, do you want to help people with heart
• 34:30
  disease? Like I guess, but not today. How much have you donated?
• 34:34
  I'll match what you donated. I'm doing eating my time. That's true.
• 34:39
  I don't care disease. Yeah, but yeah. So basically, they're
• 34:45
  trying to recruit the bullies here. It's not working, so they decide to
• 34:47
  go younger and it cats with them at the school. I did like the
• 34:52
  fact that they sort of explained this by Skinner setting it up because he's form
• 34:54
  of sergeant things like that. But even he's just like I no, no,
• 34:58
  I'm not going there. No. But the kids taking it back the
• 35:00
  whole sort of like trying to pitch the army to the kids was pretty funny.
• 35:04
  How many of you like violent video games. How about it? You
• 35:07
  know us a video game, but it was real. This guy, this
• 35:08
  guy's a legend. And they showed the video of the various villains getting shot,
• 35:13
  including Jason Foroyes. Yeah, and a deadly hurricane and the American leaders
• 35:17
  now in a rock band and the Army. It's everything you like. They
• 35:21
  encourage them to pre enlist because they're too young to sign up now for America's
• 35:24
  next unresolvable conflict. I means we're getting revealed that was skinn of the Helps
• 35:28
  in a month, but then tells margin Homer what Homer, I son joined
• 35:32
  the Army. Big deal. By the time Bart's eighteen, We're going to
• 35:37
  control the world. We're China, right. But Lisa, she's now in
• 35:42
  PJ even this, I'm just like she's eight. I don't know. This
• 35:45
  episode was just ship. It was shit. We'll get their crusty gag with
• 35:51
  the baby pans and the monkey mittens classic. Yeah. It's like, yeah,
• 35:54
  yes, yes, we're out at the Army recruitment center and suicidals are
• 36:00
  welcome, as it says out the front, and Homs like saying, can
• 36:02
  you please get rid of Bart? Don't let him and roll he's too young.
• 36:06
  They say, fine, but they realize I can convince Homer. So
• 36:07
  basically he's a When I say to him, he's like, oh, I
• 36:10
  don't want to be gone for too long on a big target like you,
• 36:12
  you'll be home soonder. Then later you're playing on his masculinity as well,
• 36:15
  And I was like, oh, sounds like me implying that Marge wears the
• 36:21
  pants in the family and all that. So it's a way for home and
• 36:22
  reclaimed his masculinity and stuff like that. Is this a whole lot of I
• 36:30
  mean, there's interesting ideas, but poorly executed. I mean, I just
• 36:35
  don't give a ship. I don't want this rubbed in my face. I
• 36:37
  don't know. I feel like the Simpsons when needs to do this kind of
• 36:42
  thing, they do it in a far more less on the nose entertaining funny
• 36:46
  way. In a funny way. Yeah, this wasn't funny anyway. So
• 36:52
  and another problem was too in Simpson time when he joined the navy, a
• 36:55
  lot of like the Springfieldians joined with him, right with this one here,
• 36:59
  we like Cletus and Homer and like a bunch of fucking nobodies. I was
• 37:01
  like this, what, Yeah, and Rainy a Wolfcastle. Yeah for one
• 37:07
  line, I mean, and also why yeah, I've enlisted to do movies.
• 37:12
  I'm like, why why are you doing it this way? Yeah?
• 37:15
  Why are you going through basic? What's going on this? Yeah? I
• 37:19
  don't know. Let us basic. So Homer then leaves for the army and
• 37:22
  he makes Maggie cry, which I'm assuming you would have loved seeing kids cry.
• 37:25
  I love it, but it's just it was kind of sad. He's
• 37:30
  just like like, like, so, Homer's doesn't work anymore. He listened
• 37:35
  to the army. He's just leaving the family behind. What making his kids
• 37:39
  cry? And yeah, and just the what was the whole thing that he
• 37:46
  was saying. It's like, oh, you won't yeah, that's right,
• 37:49
  you won't let petrol get that expensive? Will more than a hundred dollars?
• 37:52
  Yeah, one hundred cents a gallon or something like that. Yeah. They
• 37:54
  arrive at Fort Clinton, not that Clinton. And Homer says, you know,
• 38:00
  what is it not his fault? What's his big major male fas malfunction?
• 38:02
  Yeah, which is a reference to Full Metal Jacket. What is your
• 38:07
  major malfunction? That's two movies and one that one isn't it that we discussed
• 38:09
  before the first half is the first half is fucked up. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:14
  and the second half is kind of forgettable. It's it's like you just
• 38:15
  turned it off after the first half. It kind of is. There's this
• 38:17
  meme going around. You've ever seen that. There's that meme where I don't
• 38:22
  know if it's from Sinbad or Roaderldorado, but someone's got a whole lot of
• 38:25
  swords at their throat. No, but fucking a vision it though. Yeah.
• 38:30
  But the prompt question is is what's your opinion on such and such that
• 38:34
  gets you like this? And one was like, what's your unpopular movie opinion
• 38:37
  that gets you like unpopular opinion? Yeah, and you know some people say,
• 38:42
  oh no, Godfather three is the best of the trilogy or some and
• 38:45
  someone said, second half a film full metal Jack is better than the first.
• 38:51
  Everyone's like, Gill is the second half it doesn't end with go Pile
• 38:57
  blowing his brains out. Yeah, okay, but but yeah, if you
• 39:00
  have never seen that movie, watch the first half at least. Yeah.
• 39:02
  I mean it does set the bar really high for like leak, yeah,
• 39:06
  terrific insults. Yeah, but it is very bleak. Indeed, War as
• 39:12
  hell. Do you actually see him shoot himself or was it cut away?
• 39:15
  I think you see Hi shoot himself. Okay, yeah, spoiler for Full
• 39:19
  Metal Jacket. But speaking of people shooting themselves, I've noticed Twitter lately because
• 39:22
  of the water that's going on. There's no like restrictions on the videos on
• 39:28
  Twitter, Like I'm sure through my feet, I'm like, I don't want
• 39:30
  to see this ship. Yeah, Elon's sucking up like like have you seen
• 39:35
  videos people getting shot in the water? And I was like, why is
• 39:37
  this in my feet? I think that's suggested for you. I'm like,
• 39:39
  why what are you talking about? I think I said to you that I
• 39:44
  saw, Yeah, and it pertains particularly to the Israel Hamas. At the
• 39:49
  moment, there was like footage of someone with the hoe yeah, well GoPro
• 39:53
  on their head and looks like they were using a garden how to try and
• 39:57
  behead someone. I think the person was already dead and they were like I'm
• 40:00
  going to come up there with his garden home and they like whacking into this
• 40:01
  person's neck. Now, the footage was so shitty that it's kind of like
• 40:05
  I can't tell if this is manufactured, And luckily I can't really it's not.
• 40:08
  And this person so shit with a gardener that they're not really backing the
• 40:12
  neck too. Sighting is clearer than this video. True Alien Autopsy has been
• 40:16
  a cinematography than this. But at the same time, I was like,
• 40:22
  even if this is not real, the proximity to current events and all this
• 40:28
  kind of stuff is just tasteless. So, you know, I don't know.
• 40:31
  We used to be we used to make things in this world, and
• 40:34
  now Elon Musk is just fucking up social media because the other thing is I
• 40:37
  mean Twitter used to be, for all its faults, when you had situations
• 40:40
  like this, it was really a good source of information because people you know,
• 40:46
  on the ground would be able to say, this is what it's actually
• 40:50
  like. I go to Twitter. Now, well not so much anymore,
• 40:52
  but when I want to know information of what's happening right now, I wouldn't
• 40:55
  go to the news websites. I go to Twitter. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:59
  it's training, and then you sort of get a little bit more information,
• 41:00
  yeah, to find out like what's actually happening, Oh this is training.
• 41:04
  Okay, yeah you're right, but yeah I was. I was just scrolling
• 41:07
  through last night. It's like a guy with like blows his head off,
• 41:09
  and I was like, I was like, why did that pop up?
• 41:12
  Yeah? What is happening? Is happening? All I look up is wrestling
• 41:19
  pages and Simpson's pages. Why is that suggestion? For me? All I
• 41:22
  look up is scarcely clad cars players? Exactly right? Am I getting this?
• 41:27
  Yeah? It doesn't They have no idea what's going on? But yeah,
• 41:30
  so basically they've completed the basics before that, though, they do their
• 41:32
  training. So he gets caught snowflake because the reference to Snowball. I believe
• 41:37
  in Full Mental Jacket there's an African American guy who gets called Snowball as an
• 41:40
  ironic name anyway, so home and then gets what's the joke here? Where
• 41:45
  he gets all the benefits of being a douchebag so he has he gets to
• 41:46
  eat donuts and gets a foot rub because he's no good. Yeah, I've
• 41:51
  missed the joking that may have been a thing from Full Metal Jacket as well,
• 41:54
  where Gomer Pile sucks up but everyone else gets punished which makes them hate
• 42:00
  him, which makes them hate him. Yeah, okay, and it's supposedly
• 42:02
  you know, meant to like they don't want to, so I'll work harder
• 42:06
  and try to become good. But yeah, and I think that actually does
• 42:08
  happen for a while. After they beat the shit out with the soap,
• 42:12
  he becomes like pretty damn good with his rifle, but then too good with
• 42:15
  his rifle. That's it takes me back to like football training. And of
• 42:19
  course if you funked up, you'd have to do it as well. But
• 42:21
  we should do this thing called forgive me listens. I think it was got
• 42:22
  an Indian run. I'm not sure why it was called this. Why it
• 42:25
  was called Indian run, Chinese whispers? Why the Chinese whispers? Who knows?
• 42:29
  But you would be in a single file Indian file. It was Indian
• 42:31
  file was go single file and the person at the front you'd be jogging and
• 42:36
  the person at the back had to sprint to the front a right and go
• 42:38
  all the way around the level. But if you did it too slow,
• 42:40
  they've got right ten more laps then, so then just like we're you gonna
• 42:45
  get even slower now. Yeah, but then everyone hates you because you're the
• 42:46
  reasons. It's like, ah, man, some good times. I mean,
• 42:51
  I love playing football, but I hated the training. I'm telling you,
• 42:54
  what's that Beckham documentary. You'd find it kind of interesting. I know
• 42:57
  you're saying, Okay, Netflix me what to do, But it's fine.
• 43:01
  I'm going to check out first. You've got me converted. I said,
• 43:05
  we have to check out this ninety day Fiance because guy never fucking shuts up
• 43:08
  about it. So have you not yet? Where is it? Where is
• 43:14
  it? It's on Fox Stone, you'll find it on like there's TLC all
• 43:17
  Live Style one of those channels. Okay, we only have the Basic and
• 43:22
  Sport. Okay, you may not have it. Actually, I tried to
• 43:23
  call up in cancer that. I'm like, I want to cancel. Like
• 43:25
  you can have movies for free. I'm like, ahh, we've got other
• 43:30
  streaming. Like would you like the kids channels for free too? I was
• 43:32
  like fine, So I'm like now I'm getting like I'm paying thirty eight dollars
• 43:40
  a month and I'm getting the sport, the movies, the kids channels,
• 43:44
  and like the entertainment package. Okay, which seems like a good deal.
• 43:46
  That does seem like a pretty good deal. Check the entertainment package. Okay,
• 43:50
  when we're done here, I'll come out to your TV ninety Day Fiance.
• 43:52
  Yes, but you may look, God, I've got even less respect
• 43:55
  for going anyway. So we completed the basic training because I wanted to skip
• 44:00
  all that. You complete the basic training, that's time for your assignment,
• 44:04
  and our base commander will now give you your assignments. Okay, listen up
• 44:07
  man, you've got it. Awesome voice, Well thank you? Can you
• 44:12
  say? Side effects may include drowsiness and loss of appetite. Side effects may
• 44:15
  include drowsiness and loss of appetite. Hmmm, sounded better in my head.
• 44:20
  Now we've graded your aptitude tests and assignes you specialities to match your skills.
• 44:25
  Frontline infantry, frontline infantry, frontline infantry, front line infantry. I joined
• 44:30
  to make recruitment films. Well you know where you're gonna get good footage,
• 44:34
  don't you tell me? Frontline infantry. It reminded me of bombardma though front
• 44:39
  line infantry, front line infatry. Bombobman, bombobman. Yeah, the same
• 44:44
  kind of gag. It's repeating it. But I did like that because everyone
• 44:46
  los keith someone's voice. They do. Yeah, So just pointing it out
• 44:50
  there, and Homer didn't get an assignment, needed a cletus gets an appearance
• 44:53
  here we got the side Shine Malley, Cletus Candy going on in the a
• 44:57
  man Dan doing the count in the thing. Thank you Dan, You're doing
• 44:59
  the lord's work there to pace your own group. Yeah, Sicho melg gets
• 45:01
  an appeance. I' don't sure whef he speaks, but no, he speaks.
• 45:05
  He just speaks. Okay, he speaks. I can't remember. I
• 45:07
  try to drown it out. But because he've got such low test scores,
• 45:10
  that's a nod way to stay handy yet medals. Uh, they are now
• 45:14
  going to be basically the enemy that the Patsy's in the war games. And
• 45:17
  then it just gets really weird this episode. But they genuinely want to kill
• 45:22
  them. Why well they get they Yeah, I mean this is something you
• 45:28
  have a little you have to throw a little character development. You have to
• 45:30
  you know, make Keith a Sutherlands guy. Maybe he's on the verge of
• 45:34
  being bundled out, and maybe he's an old soldier who's like, I need
• 45:37
  to show I still got teeth. You know, I'm gonna win these war
• 45:39
  games. And you know, he gets so obsessed and that's you know,
• 45:42
  he gets fixated on Homer and Homer's you know, fucking up all through basic
• 45:45
  and he's like, oh, I can't stand this going. Oh I mean
• 45:47
  I get a chance to hunt him down and kill him, and ye know,
• 45:50
  he sort of loses track between, you know, his grasp on reality
• 45:53
  gets a little loose. I get that the joke. He's like, the
• 45:58
  Army's crazy, that's there. They're joke. But it's like, but this
• 46:00
  is even too far from the army. It's like, it's just you've gone
• 46:02
  too far with this parody. Yeah, and that's pretty tough when the army's
• 46:07
  going too far in real life. Yeah. So yeah, So they meet
• 46:10
  with the family and they the family come to visit them first before the war
• 46:15
  games. How he explains that we're going to be the enemy. We see
• 46:16
  them payting death to Homer on the bomb and the notepad new Dad, Lenny
• 46:22
  or Carl. He doesn't care how he's going to die anyway. Put outside
• 46:25
  for the war games, and Homer shoots off the flares. So it's nighttime.
• 46:29
  They've got the night vision goggles on, so it makes them more Goro
• 46:31
  is too bright because you shoot the flares off because it's Chinese New Year.
• 46:35
  They then raced off to the city and the guy orders them to invade the
• 46:38
  American city. We can't invade in American city with the authorization. It's like,
• 46:43
  ah, got it, Okay, this is where we're going. So
• 46:47
  he has the National Broccoli Day Proclamation. That's right. I don't know,
• 46:52
  maybe you'd have to be a real student of American foreign policy to say,
• 46:57
  oh they have have they actually smuggled like powers into into very innocuous looking things?
• 47:05
  Know? This is it. This is a possible episode. Man,
• 47:07
  this is honestly coming to your fun reviewers. It's like the army entered Springfield
• 47:12
  and he's got like his little two icee who I guess was the voice of
• 47:15
  Marus LaMarsh basically saying the whole time saying nah, no, we don't need
• 47:17
  to do this, don't be doing this. What are we doing this for?
• 47:20
  And there's kind of like we never stand down. We're going to be
• 47:22
  killing them, and it's like what Lenny gets run over by a tank and
• 47:25
  it's dead. Homer inclares to hiding and the sewers and the tech runs over
• 47:29
  his fingers and it doesn't matter. They're still there. Fuck this episode,
• 47:32
  man, We're almost there. Maa is doingku. My dad loves doing my
• 47:38
  Mum's very big on them. Yeah, I think the feeing is something I
• 47:40
  should get in. That's I feel like you're on the You're on the verge
• 47:44
  of like the age where it's like next is in the gray matter. Yeah,
• 47:47
  how by the next newspaper to I finish that cross world in the previous
• 47:51
  issue. That's great. But yeah, so he's drawing wangs on the older
• 47:54
  numbers and things like that, and Marmaduke and Mama Duke. You're not Mama
• 47:59
  Duke only the numbers. Yes, but let me suggest it because Lenny's okay,
• 48:02
  now to be whatever by take? Yeah, did did that happened first?
• 48:06
  Or now the tank was first? And then it was the scene?
• 48:07
  No, nothing matters. I concur with this episode. What you're doing mouth
• 48:19
  drawing a wang on my my duke? Heck no, I'm challenging myself at
• 48:22
  one of these Sudoku games with a Japanese puzzle in which no newmal can be
• 48:28
  repeated in a row, column a box. That's how it works. I
• 48:31
  was just drawing wangs on the numbers. Well, you gotta hid us from
• 48:37
  the army, the Salvation Army. You got it, that that army the
• 48:40
  wood from stripes. Okay, thinks, how can I ever repair you?
• 48:49
  Hey, some things mean more to meat and money, like a whole lot
• 48:53
  of money. Why did you just say that? Sounds fragmant. I get
• 48:58
  the long story. Then they fire the guns into the cell to try and
• 49:00
  genuinely kill them. I was like, why I don't I don't get the
• 49:06
  I don't get your point. Like I know that you're trying to say the
• 49:07
  war is bad, army is useless and shit, but it's like, this
• 49:10
  is just silly. Now. Yeah, I mean you could have had this
• 49:14
  if you're built up to, you know, the military guys sort of going
• 49:16
  off the rails and everyone's being a bit shocked by that. It was just
• 49:20
  so they could have the whole line of stacked he wants to be stacked naked
• 49:23
  and have a hillbilly girl laughing at you, because that was the whole those
• 49:27
  photos that came out in like two thousand and it's three or four of the
• 49:29
  guys that were all you have to reference this, we have to it's like,
• 49:32
  ah, fuck off. You know. Even by then, though this
• 49:37
  came out in two thousand and six, the end of two thousand and six,
• 49:39
  even that was like not old news, but it'd been out for like
• 49:43
  three years by now. That was like a three year old scandal by this
• 49:45
  point. Okay, let's get moving. And you're watching it in twenty twenty
• 49:51
  three and makes no sense whatever. So they're firing at them in the cellar.
• 49:59
  The army this looking for Homer, but Homer is now at home because
• 50:01
  you know, the one place they didn't look for him, at his house
• 50:05
  because the army stupid home is now in bed with them. Then they see
• 50:08
  the predator drone helicopter which flies into the window, sees Homer and chases him
• 50:13
  around like a cartoon. I've got here, and I hate it when shows
• 50:17
  do this and it shouldn't and it's nerdy and geeking. But how are they
• 50:22
  watching the room from the outside on their screens? Okay, what do you
• 50:25
  mean? Their drone was the helicopter inside the room it exploded, But when
• 50:30
  on their screen, we saw the room explode from the outside and it panned
• 50:34
  out and they were watching that on their screen. Oh okay, yeah,
• 50:37
  no, yeah, no, no, that's god fucking hell man, Oh
• 50:44
  god, just stupid. Yeah, we're almost stupidity. But there's decide to
• 50:50
  round up all the ball and fat guys in Springfield, and we get a
• 50:52
  Charmers and Skinner moment. The two I see is trying to explain this is
• 50:57
  cost us have a fifty million dollars since lunch. We never we must stop
• 51:00
  this and I have never met. You've got to made a mistake. Keep
• 51:02
  going, Keep going. Homer is now hiding out the retirement castle. I
• 51:07
  did like that we finally got the name for the can I come to lady?
• 51:09
  Her name is Dorothy. That's rights felt so sorry for her. That's
• 51:15
  one of the saddest moments in Simpsons because she's so lonely old woman. But
• 51:21
  it's nice to know that. Not so much that we got her name,
• 51:22
  but we know now that she has visits. Yes, yes, soupe soup.
• 51:27
  Marge uses her phone tree to organize a meeting at the reservoir at eight
• 51:30
  pm. This is basically love the This is social media now correct, this
• 51:36
  is the Facebook. Facebook. But they're watering down the alcohol or putting alcohol
• 51:40
  in the water. Is that what they're doing. Yes, So that's why
• 51:44
  Mode tries to hide the fact that he did that. And he's like,
• 51:45
  oh no, this is the first time I've done it, and overplays the
• 51:49
  joke about his shifty eyes. You're trying to do rules of rule of threes
• 51:54
  here, but it's just not working. I think, is this where Mel
• 52:00
  talks Will the army get drunk and they wake up to them standing over them?
• 52:05
  That's what I saw. But I think when they're all pouring liquor into
• 52:07
  the into the reservoir, that's when side shod side chow Mel says something.
• 52:14
  Yeah, I was tuning out with this point. I just didn't care.
• 52:16
  But they wake up and they said, you know, discuss the terms of
• 52:20
  the surrender. They say, no, not. I hope you've learned that
• 52:22
  an occupying foreign force can never defeat a determined local populace, among the many
• 52:28
  things we learned in Vietnam motivate Lisa the eight year old, When are you
• 52:32
  going to learn that occupying foreign force never defeats determined local populace. It's like,
• 52:37
  oh, fuck off now. Now. One would think that in the
• 52:43
  turbulent times that we're currently in in uh, you know, October twenty twenty
• 52:46
  three, that this may still have some relevance, But this episode was just
• 52:52
  so blad that we're kind of like, no, look, there's a message
• 52:58
  here. If handled correctly, could have been very effective. Yes, and
• 53:00
  it's kind of unfortunately Evergreen, you botched it, you had dropped the ball.
• 53:06
  Yeah, this was a shit episode. So they eventually signed the surrender
• 53:09
  note and Homer has to unfortunately still fulfill his duty and he is now just
• 53:15
  a recruiter and it's not even funny. Yeah, and he's trying to recruit
• 53:17
  people in the most hamfested way possible. He's having no luck. And that's
• 53:22
  the end of the episode. Except over the final credits you have Keifer Suddland
• 53:24
  saying variations on frontline infantry and occasionally something else. We love you, Keifer.
• 53:31
  We hope you, We hope your kids were entertained by your presence in
• 53:36
  this episode. Terrible, not a great episode. No, this is the
• 53:40
  top five of all time shitness for me. Yeah, this said make me
• 53:44
  as angry as like Code Pennan's day well to quoite a lot of parents everywhere.
• 53:49
  I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Yeah. I just felt they
• 53:52
  got to the end of this and went, ah, man, I don't
• 53:53
  feel like Season eighteen has been that bad so far. No, No,
• 53:57
  I think we were a little concerned coming in. But if it's more like
• 54:00
  this. Oh, by, we're going to be earning our earning our money.
• 54:06
  What do we learn Bomber? All right, did you earn anything from
• 54:07
  this episode? The day? Oh my gosh, let me find let me
• 54:13
  go through my notes here that that device at the shoe place is actually for
• 54:17
  measuring shoes and not your penis. Have you ever measured penis? Yeah?
• 54:21
  Oh yeah, not recently. What was the first time you reckon? You
• 54:25
  measured it? I reckon? I would have been thirteen. I was probably
• 54:28
  about fourteen. Yeah, it's just like it's important to know how long it
• 54:31
  is. Yeah, do I measure up? And do you wound up?
• 54:39
  Or do you round down? We round up? Always round up? What
• 54:42
  the fuck making a position to round down? Forward? Your names will be
• 54:49
  all right? It is time for the Guy Davis New names anything? No,
• 54:52
  fuck no, the time for the Guy Davis New Name Championship. Well
• 54:59
  give it. I just feel they put such a little effort into this.
• 55:00
  I'm putting little effort into the new names. Push record. It's right on
• 55:06
  me and that's pretty much. And it's rod of me this episode. How
• 55:07
  bad it was when it was when I finished watching it, I was like,
• 55:12
  oh that wasn't great. Reviewing it, we found that, haven't we
• 55:15
  Sometimes it's like, yeah, that was okay to watch, and then on
• 55:20
  a deeper dig or deeper dive was like, oh no, terrible. Now
• 55:22
  we had an issue with the new names. So we've got a message from
• 55:24
  a man, Heath Applebee. We missed up. We basically messed up the
• 55:27
  entire fucking talities. Okay, what happened. Yeah, we've been slacked with
• 55:30
  the maths around. So Phil Hawkins was in first position on five points,
• 55:36
  and Kyle Muldoon was in second position. So Heath that you're now on three
• 55:38
  points. So basically hit me with your your three chet one for this week.
• 55:42
  Oh okay, So we've sorted it out. So Philip J. Hawkins
• 55:44
  is in first position and Kyl Muldoon is in second. Okay, then well
• 55:46
  one point goes to the expandables. Well the expandables that puts Kyl Muldon clever
• 55:53
  Kyle on four points. Well, Uncle Carle, expendables four is apparently out
• 55:58
  in cinemas right now, and Terrible really nears. Oh that's a shame.
• 56:02
  They were never any good. They were never good movies. Yeah, that
• 56:06
  it was a novelty wasn't it. By the way, he's on five points
• 56:07
  not get the maths. So he's now equal first on five points with Philip
• 56:13
  ja Hawgens. Two points goes to Homer's Heroes. Homer's heroes, that is
• 56:19
  Glenn Gomez. That's his first points for this for this year this season.
• 56:22
  Is good on you? Two points? Yeah. So currently right now we've
• 56:25
  got Philip Hawkins and Kyle mauldoon both on five points in first position. Okay,
• 56:30
  three points goes to full not full full metal jacket. I have to
• 56:35
  blow out. That would be always that it again. Luke McKay, he's
• 56:37
  now in first Oh gosh, he's climate well, it's out of nowhere.
• 56:43
  It's like watching NASCAR, it really is, because you've got three points last
• 56:46
  week and he got the three points this week as well. Nice one,
• 56:50
  nice one, well played, Luke mccas lut McKay is now in first position
• 56:52
  on six points. We have Philip J. Hawkens and KYL muldoon equal second
• 56:57
  on five. Alright, it is now time for the mail bag for g
• 57:06
  I don't I hope these questions are better than this episode. I bet they
• 57:08
  are. They always are. I reckon Andrew JP's asked the question. I
• 57:12
  haven't even looked yet, but I'm gonna say yes. I'm also gonna say
• 57:15
  yes and JP the first person Top Contributor contributor, what is your favorite military
• 57:20
  theme, TV show, movie, and or video game? Oh gosh,
• 57:23
  I'm not really a video game guy. I say Major Pain was a huge
• 57:28
  hit in the Dando household when I was a kid, Medjorr Peen. Yeah,
• 57:30
  your titir out of his mouth and start beating him, starring Demon Wie.
• 57:37
  What movies are like? When it was to war movies, I'm like
• 57:42
  The Deer Hunter quite a lot. That was a very good one and born
• 57:45
  on the fourth of July. My dad was big on the the Nicholas Cage
• 57:50
  War film. What was it? Nicholas started with w wind talking wind Talkers.
• 57:54
  Yeah, he loved that and he loved the was Mel gibsone. We
• 57:58
  Were sold We Were Soldiers that was the other one. Love that movie as
• 58:00
  well. Yeah, that's what I always one of us, see, we
• 58:02
  were soldiers. I think of my dad because I'll be born in the VHS
• 58:06
  did even in the Blu Ray for his birthdays over the years. Video games.
• 58:09
  I was never a video game kid either. I know, call of
• 58:12
  duty and that kind of thing. But I just I was never any good.
• 58:15
  Yeah, I mean that. I think that's the the go to when
• 58:17
  people talk about war games is like call of Beauty. I mean, like
• 58:21
  God please, codes cotton chips, you know, just like there are certain
• 58:28
  titles of default when you're talking about genres of games, when like Grand Theft
• 58:30
  Auto is the I guess the driving game GTA Please. Clearly I'm not a
• 58:36
  game, but cod it seems to be the one that's like if you go
• 58:42
  around shooting people, that's the one you play. Yep, So Joshua Stephen
• 58:45
  Olivia Olivia Olivier. Best line you've heard from a military recruiter. We don't
• 58:52
  get them much in the show. I feel like it's it's more of a
• 58:52
  patriotic thing in America where I can't I can't really remember anytime ever seeing an
• 58:58
  army recruiter. I think I've seen a few, and I think they've taken
• 59:02
  one look at me and I realized this guy's aged out and also sized out.
• 59:09
  You know, this guy's human target, human shield operation, human shield
• 59:13
  for guy Davis. No. I yeah, I've never really been trying to
• 59:17
  be persuaded to join the military. Sorry, I can't help you with that
• 59:22
  one. He also asked, if you were hiding from the military, who
• 59:23
  would help hide you but then immediately sell you out? Oh, Mitch,
• 59:32
  oh god, it's Margaret Mary. Yeah. Probably he's down there. He's
• 59:39
  down there being woke. Harrison McClure, what are your memories of the war
• 59:44
  on Tara nine to eleven? That's gonna get bleak. I just remember that.
• 59:47
  I remember my mum's screaming like wow, not like terrified, but it's
• 59:51
  like what what and waking up and she's like plans ful into the building.
• 59:53
  I was like, oh cool, and we're back to bed, like it
• 59:55
  didn't didn't sink in. I'm sure I've told this story many times, but
• 1:00:00
  I was working the late shift at the newspaper in Geelong on the night of
• 1:00:05
  September eleventh. We are or when it happened, you know, and we're
• 1:00:09
  hearing like, shit, apparently a plane flew into the World Trade Center.
• 1:00:14
  What the fuck? Wow? That's oh shit, that's pretty ancing. And
• 1:00:15
  now I sort of we start, you know, confirming that then well this
• 1:00:20
  is going to be news. Okay, we better get than it's like and
• 1:00:22
  it's hard to get global news on like in real time. Oh yeah,
• 1:00:25
  I mean the Internet was a thing, but it was still you know,
• 1:00:30
  forums, yeah, gathering yeah yeah. And then someone else said, hey,
• 1:00:35
  a plane is flowing into the World Trade c and he's like yeah,
• 1:00:37
  yeah, we know. It's like no, no, the the other one.
• 1:00:38
  It's like, oh yeah. That was that when it for you realized,
• 1:00:43
  oh, this is premeditated. Yeah. I mean, once we got
• 1:00:45
  actual sort of confirmation on that, and that's all everybody was hearing. It's
• 1:00:52
  all right, yep, and you know the Pentagon got attacked. Yeah yeah,
• 1:00:54
  and then you hear about I think they're going for the Pentagon as well
• 1:00:58
  as like holy fuck, and then they were going to get the house.
• 1:01:00
  Yeah. So this was about nine o'clock I think maybe Australia something no ten,
• 1:01:06
  but yeah, we were approaching the end of the shift. I was
• 1:01:08
  married at I'm here all night. I don't know if you've been watching the
• 1:01:14
  news, but this is what's happening. And yeah, we were there till
• 1:01:16
  I was there till dawn really, you know, because we were yeah,
• 1:01:21
  it's sort of just well, you guys at that point, still like newspapers
• 1:01:23
  were the source of news. They were essentially. I mean I don't think
• 1:01:25
  we had much of an online presence at all. I mean maybe it was
• 1:01:29
  like we should also have like a website thing is, but no, we
• 1:01:31
  had to basically rebuild the whole paper from scratch. I remember like the search
• 1:01:38
  trying to find the survivors being like major news. You know, maybe that
• 1:01:43
  was a front page of the Yaddy Away with the herald son of like a
• 1:01:45
  guy being rescued, like he had like like dust all over him. He
• 1:01:50
  looked like a zombie. Oh absolutely, yeah. Yeah. I mean for
• 1:01:53
  the next week to a fortnight, I mean that was all we covered,
• 1:01:57
  and it got to the point, w ee, everyone realized there's no more
• 1:01:59
  survivors. Yeah, who makes that call? He's just like it's done.
• 1:02:04
  That's a hard quarter mate. It's yeah, it's pretty tough. So yeah,
• 1:02:07
  this was it was a it's a tough time. David Mott. Final
• 1:02:10
  question, whether it be someone from the army charity or other, have you
• 1:02:13
  ever had someone be really pushy while you were out shopping? You we if
• 1:02:16
  we just talked about sometimes they are really really pushy. But I always just
• 1:02:20
  say I've ever shipped myself or the kids a shit themselves I'm glad no one
• 1:02:23
  questions it. I'm kind of going to see the people are goin to shit
• 1:02:25
  myself. What are you gonna do about it? Yeah? I tend to
• 1:02:29
  be a little more well. I tend not to say I shut myself,
• 1:02:30
  but I'll not today, mate, Sorry, and then move on. But
• 1:02:35
  then at oh, that's the people that came to the front door to come
• 1:02:38
  in and change your shower head the other day. So about two years ago,
• 1:02:43
  right, I don't know what this scheme is. Apparently it's a government
• 1:02:45
  scheme. And this guy at the front door comes to dawn and is like,
• 1:02:47
  are we here to replace your shower heads but more water efficient head?
• 1:02:51
  And I was like, Nichola, do you know about this? She was
• 1:02:52
  like maybe, yeah, it's the thing I had it done one so yeah,
• 1:02:57
  he came in and changed your head and it was fine. But it's
• 1:02:59
  like whatever, right, And like about a month ago, maybe even last
• 1:03:01
  maybe go two weeks ago, this woman was at the door and she was
• 1:03:05
  like knocking and I'm in here editing. I'm just like, I'm the NaN's
• 1:03:07
  in the door. Whatever. If it's a parcel just leaving at the door,
• 1:03:08
  then knock, knock, knock, and no. Shit. Like three
• 1:03:10
  minutes goes by and she's not no. A knock and I'm like, what
• 1:03:13
  is this. I great there. She was like, I'm here to change
• 1:03:15
  your shower head. I was like no, no, no, no thanks.
• 1:03:16
  She was like no, no, it's been two years man to change
• 1:03:19
  it. I'm like, no, it's fine, it still works. And
• 1:03:21
  she's like it's free. I'm like, I don't care. Sure, I'm
• 1:03:23
  in a work meetings. She's like, okay, when's the work meeting finished.
• 1:03:27
  I'm like I don't know. I'm like I just I don't want to
• 1:03:29
  thank you. She was like, I'll come back at four thirty. I'm
• 1:03:30
  like, no, don't no thanks, but thanks anyone. No, And
• 1:03:34
  I close the door right and then I go to pick up the kids from
• 1:03:37
  daycare. Come back and they're at the front door. This time she's with
• 1:03:40
  a guy and then and I'm just like he's like, we're here to change
• 1:03:44
  the shower head. And I was like, no, no, my wife
• 1:03:45
  and I don't want it. It's fine. He's like, I know,
• 1:03:47
  it's for free. I was like, well, I don't want it though,
• 1:03:51
  and she was like, well, you said come back, and I
• 1:03:52
  did not say come back. And forth. Thirty were coming back and forth.
• 1:03:53
  Third I said I don't want you to come back. At four thirds,
• 1:03:55
  I was getting like pushed. I told you I didn't want to.
• 1:03:59
  He goes, well, so can we just come in and take a photo
• 1:04:01
  of the one you come I'm like, no, you're not coming in my
• 1:04:02
  house. He goes, we just need one photo. I'm like, you're
• 1:04:04
  not coming in my house. Get off my fucking driveway right now. And
• 1:04:09
  they got into like a Yondo Excel and to drive away, and I'm like,
• 1:04:11
  who are these people? I have no idea. That's so weird.
• 1:04:14
  It was fucking when he was just like, can I just come in and
• 1:04:15
  take a photo of your shower? I'm like, get the fuck off my
• 1:04:17
  driveway now before I do actually call the police. And the kids like in
• 1:04:21
  the car going who's that daddy? Who is that? Like honestly, like
• 1:04:25
  five minutes old, I'm trying to push it. I was like, you
• 1:04:27
  had back the fuck off now or I actually will call the police. And
• 1:04:30
  I was straight into like this honestly guy like hereon Excel and they drove off
• 1:04:31
  in the corner and I'm like, were they actually people? Like? This
• 1:04:35
  is the thing with even in a society now where, like you said,
• 1:04:39
  you've had that done before in the past. If someone came to your front
• 1:04:41
  door with a box in their hand, in the clipboard and then like a
• 1:04:43
  little emblem on the show, you just assume it's the same people. How
• 1:04:46
  am I supposed to know that they could be fucking people just coming into my
• 1:04:49
  house to scope out the joint exactly right. I was like, basically when
• 1:04:54
  he's like, I'm just coming in, He's like, you started walking towards
• 1:04:56
  the door. You are not coming in my house. I was like that
• 1:04:59
  that was like an excellent for me. Absolutely, yeah, Oh my god,
• 1:05:01
  that's terrible. Yeah, I know. I was just have you ever
• 1:05:03
  had these people come to your house and change the shower head? Say no,
• 1:05:06
  I think I did it ages ago, and after this I'm not doing
• 1:05:10
  it. No, thank you. But you were going to say if someone
• 1:05:13
  was being pushy, you never say you shit yourself. You just no,
• 1:05:15
  no, I mean, I don't want this to sound and you don't want
• 1:05:18
  to see them later on in the day, and you're like the guy himself,
• 1:05:21
  Yeah, there's your ass. I don't want to stand anyway misodgymanistic.
• 1:05:27
  But I've had more than one instance when it's been a younger woman. Yeah,
• 1:05:34
  and you're you're not swimming to me. No, no, And they
• 1:05:38
  will tend to have the thing that's like this guy's gonna want to talk to
• 1:05:41
  me, and I've been like, I really don't. I mean, I've
• 1:05:46
  just the I know, I know what you're up, I know what you're
• 1:05:50
  up to you it's I know what you're trying to sell or trying to push
• 1:05:54
  on me. I'm really not interested. But look, have a great day.
• 1:05:59
  I try it is. That's not a great job. That's me.
• 1:06:00
  When like the strippers approched me at the strip club, I'm like, I
• 1:06:03
  know what you're trying to do. I know you've owned a buck, but
• 1:06:05
  I'm not your Patsy. Go to that. See that guy go to him?
• 1:06:13
  Hey come on here. Yeah he was pointing at me when he did
• 1:06:15
  that. Exactly right. Okay, Well that is our review of Gee I'd
• 1:06:19
  annoyed, grunting, and thank god we are through that one. Hope you
• 1:06:21
  guys, I hope you guys enjoyed us reviewing it, because I don't know.
• 1:06:25
  This is one of those episodes where I high recommend he never gone back
• 1:06:28
  and revisiting ever, I will never revisit this episode ever in my life,
• 1:06:30
  nor will I No, not at all. The next episode, though,
• 1:06:32
  is cold Moan and Alisa, so mo and a Lisa, So maybe maybe
• 1:06:41
  a Moan a Lisa story could be. I wouldn't put it past the obvious,
• 1:06:46
  the very subtle skills of the Simpsons writers at the stage. I don't
• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:56
  automatically prejudge it. Yes, if you haven't checked out my episode of this
• 1:07:00
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