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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 15th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener, this question is.
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  Speaker 3: It lies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody. It is a free Friday. It's Thursday.
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  Speaker 4: It's January fifteenth. This is the first payday of the year.
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  Speaker 5: You guys. Yeah, finally all morning. I've been thinking about fifteenth.
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  Speaker 5: Why is that the Do I have something going on today?
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  Speaker 5: Just it just hit me right now. It's the first
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  Speaker 5: payday of the year.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't looked yet, but I'm very excited because I'm
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  Speaker 4: no longer on our company insurance, so lucky fight bonus there.
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  Speaker 5: God, Okay, what do they say you have to work
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  Speaker 5: until when before you break even on how much you
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  Speaker 5: pay in tax I believe it feels.
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  Speaker 7: However, I think April something.
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  Speaker 5: I no, no, no, no, no, no, that's because that's on
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  Speaker 5: Uh we were talking about like you hit a certain
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  Speaker 5: point where you don't pay into something as I think
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  Speaker 5: it's so Security, Like you hit the cap on SO Security,
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  Speaker 5: but you still pay like federal and state taxes. It's
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  Speaker 5: where you've you've earned enough where like that is how
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  Speaker 5: much you're gonna end up your your liability and there's
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  Speaker 5: a break even. And I think you're right. I think
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  Speaker 5: it's like April or May. Yeah, you're called tax Freedom Day.
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  Speaker 5: Tax Freedom Day around April. It varies every year, obviously
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  Speaker 5: in the middle of April. By the way, back in
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  Speaker 5: nineteen hundred, it was January twenty two. Wow, all right, weird?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 5: My name is whatddy? That is Greg Gory. We got menace.
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  Speaker 5: At least they're spending it while so I'm cool. That's right,
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  Speaker 5: none of it. Gina grad is here. I like the
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  Speaker 5: idea of that people if people paid more taxes that
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  Speaker 5: things will be better. I know they would just waste
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  Speaker 5: more of the monthy well, I tried. That's a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people's mindset. We got Sea Bass. Sammy is here.
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  Speaker 5: Morgan's our associate producer. We got Von our video producer.
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  Speaker 5: I see dumbass Tyler here, We've got bored, We've got Menji.
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  Speaker 5: You are here. Thank you for doing that, and be
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  Speaker 5: part of whatever you like, topic contest, whatever it might be.
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  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What he is? The phone
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  Speaker 5: number you can send us a text over to nine
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  Speaker 5: eight seven colt up on the show today, we have
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  Speaker 5: the weekend audio. Oh and it's it's Healthy Weight Day, okay,
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  Speaker 5: now specifically Women's Healthy Weight Day, but like healthy Weight
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  Speaker 5: Day in general. And I just figured because you know,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of us are doing different things, you know, medicine.
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  Speaker 5: I are doing the weight loss thing, and other people
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  Speaker 5: are doing more of the diet and exercise thing. Some
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  Speaker 5: people in this room are complaining of they're gaining weight.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, healthy Weight Day and a round of fat Chick,
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  Speaker 5: Skinny Chick. We figured that there'll be appropriate for today.
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  Speaker 5: It is, so that's coming up news headlines, we get
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  Speaker 5: some entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno Birthday, all on the way
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  Speaker 5: for you today here on the WOODI Show. On the
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  Speaker 5: on the money thing, I thought this was interesting because
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  Speaker 5: you know, everybody likes to feel like everybody's got it
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  Speaker 5: better than they do. Yeah, right, when it comes to
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  Speaker 5: like you know, money finances, things things like that. This
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  Speaker 5: was now this is for world population, not just this country,
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  Speaker 5: world population, and how many are in each one of
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  Speaker 5: these categories. So it goes billionaires CENTI billionaires. So over
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  Speaker 5: you know you have to have over ten is it
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  Speaker 5: ten millions? Right? Ten? Yeah? No, it's over. It's over
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  Speaker 5: ten million, dollars right, No, no centi century, So one
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  Speaker 5: hundred deca millionaires ten that's ten okay, multimillionaires, so just
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  Speaker 5: ten millionaires. Six figure middle class sub ten thousand okay
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  Speaker 5: So world population okay, uh sub ten thousand, two point
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  Speaker 5: two billion plus wow, okay, middle class one point eight
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  Speaker 5: billion plus six figures. So worldwide number of people making
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  Speaker 5: six figures or more one point two billion. There are
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  Speaker 5: worldwide fifty eight million millionaires worldwide. Wow, fifty eight million,
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  Speaker 5: fifty eight million. There are twenty two point eight million
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  Speaker 5: multimillionaires world wide. Deca millionaires, there's only two point three
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  Speaker 5: million of those. There are only twenty nine thousand, three
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  Speaker 5: hundred and fifty cent to millionaires. And there's two thousand,
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  Speaker 5: seven hundred and eighty one billionaires worldwide.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So where you're like, dude, everybody's got a million boats.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's got like dude, No they don't, just a couple
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  Speaker 5: of thousand. You know, there is some incredible wealth. I
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  Speaker 5: saw something where there was Bill Gates was on some
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  Speaker 5: talk show. Oh he was with Stephen Colbert, and Stephen
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  Speaker 5: Colbert was saying, well, even if you gave away ninety
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  Speaker 5: nine percent of your of your wealth, you say, and
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  Speaker 5: he had the number wrong, and Bill Gates coructed me
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  Speaker 5: because no, no, if I lost ninety nine percent, because I
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  Speaker 5: think the number you look, I would still have one
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  Speaker 5: point three billion dollars billion if he gave away ninety
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  Speaker 5: nine percent. So for every Bill Gates there are there
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  Speaker 5: are billions of people in the middle class or the
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  Speaker 5: sixth figure or the even the sub ten thousand, right,
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  Speaker 5: that's where the majority is in that six figure middle
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  Speaker 5: class or sub ten thousand. Yeah, so when you think
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  Speaker 5: it's everybody else, it's not everybody. It's not everybody. It's
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  Speaker 5: actually I was surprised that the numbers even that low
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  Speaker 5: for worldwide.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, American is very different than other parts of the world.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a there was something that I think
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  Speaker 5: I sent it to Greg and Gina, but it was like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, what are the chances of you even being
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  Speaker 5: born in North America? Right, that's man pretty low.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, we got so lucky being born into the situations
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  Speaker 9: were born.
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  Speaker 6: Into three point oh four percent chance that you'll be
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  Speaker 6: born in North America.
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  Speaker 5: That's it. Wow, Wow, that's it.
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  Speaker 6: And then yeah, thirty four percent chance you'll be born
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  Speaker 6: in Africa seven percent in South America, zero point five
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  Speaker 6: to two percent chance will be born in Australia, and
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  Speaker 6: then what is it, forty nine percent chance will be
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  Speaker 6: born in Asia and four point eight percent Europe.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so it look crazy, right, Yeah when you think
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  Speaker 5: about it that way.
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely all right, and kids with no perspective and adults.
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  Speaker 7: But I tell my kids this all the time. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: you don't know how lucky you are healthy and born
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  Speaker 7: in this time and this place. Like I try to
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  Speaker 7: remind people that all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I tell my kids all the time. They don't want
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  Speaker 5: to hear it, of course not they don't. They won't
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  Speaker 5: know it until much later now when they actually have
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  Speaker 5: to be responsible for their own life, their own finances,
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  Speaker 5: all that kind of stuff. Man, that's Oh, it's gonna
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  Speaker 5: hit them so hard. I can't wait. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 6: Like they're pissed. They have to do a book reporter.
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  Speaker 2: In the woody show.
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  Speaker 5: eight seven. I will tell you Greg, I know this
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  Speaker 5: is something you're gonna be interested in. But the house
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  Speaker 5: from the Fresh Prince of bel Air is hitting the market.
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  Speaker 5: Oh damn, do we have a price?
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  Speaker 4: We do?
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  Speaker 10: Now?
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  Speaker 5: Let me describe this. According to TMZ, it's a ten
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  Speaker 5: thousand square foot colonial state, six bedrooms, seven and a
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  Speaker 5: half bathrooms. It sits on thirty eight five hundred and
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  Speaker 5: ten square foot corner lot. It was built in nineteen
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  Speaker 5: thirty seven. And by the way, it's not in bel Air,
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  Speaker 5: it's in Brentwood, which is two blocks from oj Simpson's
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  Speaker 5: infamous Rockingham estate. And it can be you'll for just
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  Speaker 5: under uh eight point eight million, eight point eight million.
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  Speaker 5: Any other guest is around.
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  Speaker 4: The room ten point two million, twelve twelvelve twelve.
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  Speaker 5: Now keep in mind it's been known by the same
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  Speaker 5: people since before the show was even a show, So
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  Speaker 5: they've owned this thing since the eighties. So they're they're
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  Speaker 5: going to get a big return list because it is
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  Speaker 5: being listed. By the way, for the guys the million
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  Speaker 5: dollar listing Los Angeles guys Josh Altman and Matt Altman.
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  Speaker 5: Those guys you watch those shows.
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  Speaker 6: The other brothers. Josh Altman just quit the show.
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  Speaker 5: Along with their business partner Sasha Robin. Robin. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 5: it is being listed. It could be yours for just
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  Speaker 5: under thirty million dollars. No way. Now, I did see
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  Speaker 5: some photos colonial, so I'm out. I mean, the house
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  Speaker 5: looks exactly like it. They have not changed the outside.
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  Speaker 5: It looks it's a very recognizable deal whatever it exactly
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  Speaker 5: right now. They did do something with I think one
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  Speaker 5: of the anniversaries of the of the Fresh Prince of
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  Speaker 5: bel Air where they allowed fans to stay in the
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  Speaker 5: house or like for like a night or a weekend
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  Speaker 5: or something like that, and they were like showing episodes
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  Speaker 5: out by the pool on a big like screen and
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  Speaker 5: they had all that. It seemed pretty cool. And I
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: saw some pictures of the inside. They've certainly updated it
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  Speaker 5: so it looks it looks really cool. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 5: a very it's a it should be for thirty million
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  Speaker 5: dollars perfect. Yeah, it's not like they haven't touched it
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  Speaker 5: since the eighties. It doesn't look like the you know
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  Speaker 5: house in the show obviously, but yeah, just under thirty
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  Speaker 5: million dollars. But yeah, get your pennies together, right, see
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  Speaker 5: what you can hold together? There are a hundred friends
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  Speaker 5: going on it together. Yeah. I don't know. I think
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  Speaker 5: it would be cool to own like a really well
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  Speaker 5: known house like that, but I think it would also
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  Speaker 5: I could see where it would be annoying, cool and annoying,
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  Speaker 5: Like the woman in Albuquerque who Walter Weiss rag. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the ruined the house that fence. But if people are
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  Speaker 5: showing up and they're throwing pizzas on your roof, imagine
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  Speaker 5: how annoying that would be. Mega annoying. Yeah, and and
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  Speaker 5: that whole thing bothers me because that pizza episode was
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  Speaker 5: one little off. It was barely a huge thing of
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  Speaker 5: the show, and that became the house thing. Is the
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  Speaker 5: pizza thing free piece every day? Oh my b yeah
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  Speaker 5: off the roof minutes? What you got for us?
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  Speaker 4: Well I saw this coming a mile away. But people
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  Speaker 4: are talking about it the Amy po polmer Win at
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  Speaker 4: polmer polar Win at the Golden Globes for her podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Good hang, because they're like, well, she wasn't a true podcaster.
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  Speaker 4: It's just you know this, all these actors giving other
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  Speaker 4: actors awards and it's a good podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't Joe Rogue he was an actor comedian? Yeah he was.
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  Speaker 4: He was not nominated of no podcasting. Yeah, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 4: but like all the biggest podcasters, right, I mean, same.
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  Speaker 5: Thing, yeah regardless, yeah, same thing.
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  Speaker 4: They Yeah, they're just saying like, hey, don't you know,
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  Speaker 4: don't give award to other actors, give them to like
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  Speaker 4: true podcasters. If this is gonna be your new category,
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  Speaker 4: so give them to Nobody's not Nobody's. But they're saying
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  Speaker 4: by the numbers, Look, Tyler Daddy, Yeah, by the numbers.
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  Speaker 4: Like there's other podcasts that weren't even nominated that do
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  Speaker 4: have bigger numbers.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but is it Is it about the numbers or
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  Speaker 5: is it about like a lot of the movies that win,
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  Speaker 5: you know, they weren't the box office blockbusters.
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  Speaker 7: It's just definitely people voting for their friends.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not arguing that at all. Is it a
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  Speaker 5: good podcast? I've not heard of a podcasts.
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  Speaker 4: I do really enjoy it. The only part I don't
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  Speaker 4: enjoy is actually the intro. It's very MPR like the
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  Speaker 4: first like five minutes, and then after that it's great.
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  Speaker 5: Am I misremembering this because that that happens. You had
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  Speaker 5: said something in your predictions right about how she was
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  Speaker 5: gonna end up having.
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  Speaker 4: No I said that off the air because I was
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  Speaker 4: gonna say that she was going to have the top
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  Speaker 4: podcast in America. But then when I looked up the numbers,
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  Speaker 4: she's already in the top five in America for podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so it's got to be good. Yeah, because that's
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  Speaker 5: just guess she is famous, but she's not the most famous.
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  Speaker 4: Person, but her clips of her podcast are wildly popular
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  Speaker 4: on social media. So I was like, oh, this is
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  Speaker 4: gonna blow up. Oh it's fine, never mind, it is
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  Speaker 4: already huge.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. So Gina grad was Adam Carolla's co host on
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  Speaker 5: his podcast for a number of years. So I know
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  Speaker 5: that you've heard this. Let's let's test your knowledge of
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  Speaker 5: what Adam has said before. But because he's asked a
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  Speaker 5: lot about, like, you know, how to have a successful
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  Speaker 5: podcast where you could make some money at him? And
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  Speaker 5: there are three There are three ways. There are three ways,
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  Speaker 5: three rules to having a successful podcast that makes money.
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  Speaker 5: Anybody can have a podcast. You might even have a
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  Speaker 5: little success for it, but to make where you can
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  Speaker 5: like quit your job kind of money and just do
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  Speaker 5: this for a living.
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  Speaker 7: Number one is be famous.
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  Speaker 5: Be famous, all right, So you can see where that
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  Speaker 5: be helpful, right, Like you want to be famous so
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  Speaker 5: you have a built in number of people who are
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  Speaker 5: checking out your podcast, all right, That that makes a
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  Speaker 5: lot of sense. Rule number two.
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  Speaker 7: Is be famous, be.
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  Speaker 5: Famous, that's right. Rule number two is be famous.
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  Speaker 7: Third, I think is the most important.
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  Speaker 5: Because it really kind of ties the whole thing together.
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  Speaker 5: And really makes it crystal clear your path to success
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  Speaker 5: and financial wealth with podcasting.
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  Speaker 4: That is be famous, be famous, And that was ten
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  Speaker 4: years ago. That is no longer true. That is not
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  Speaker 4: true at all. It does help, but it's not the
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  Speaker 4: key to success in podcasting anymore. When you were in
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  Speaker 4: a room of non famous people, of course you're a
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  Speaker 4: famous person getting on a platform, you will be big.
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  Speaker 4: But now you're in a room of famous people, and
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  Speaker 4: there's a ton of podcasts that absolutely failed.
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  Speaker 7: But there's what, let's let's say, two million active podcasts
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  Speaker 7: right now. If you're famous, yeah you have ed, you
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  Speaker 7: will go to the front of the line.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking and I'm talking more about because like who
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  Speaker 5: wants to do this stuff for free?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Right, Like you want to do it where you know,
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  Speaker 5: you don't go to return. Yeah, that's just a hobby,
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  Speaker 5: right Yeah. I mean for some people it could be
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  Speaker 5: because you're just like talking about the subject matter. And
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  Speaker 5: that's fine, And that's more than casuals. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 5: the people who go in I'm going to be a podcaster,
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  Speaker 5: They're going to make it there to get any kind
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  Speaker 5: of like you know, decent money takes a pretty decent
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  Speaker 5: amount of engagement, right, yeah, exactly. So the number of podcasts,
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  Speaker 5: and I remember I don't have the stats off the
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  Speaker 5: top of my head, but the number the number that
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  Speaker 5: actually pull in any kind of money where yes, you
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  Speaker 5: could even uh you know, take care of yourself and
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  Speaker 5: you have that be your job is like this much.
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  Speaker 7: And that's the thing. If you're going with it's a pub. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: if you're going with a media company or whatever, you
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  Speaker 7: will be their flagship podcast. If you're famous, they don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Who you are. It happens. But people win the lottery,
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  Speaker 5: people make it to the NFL. It does happen. It's
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  Speaker 5: just it's not common. It's not people think. I think
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  Speaker 5: that a lot of people who get into it thing
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  Speaker 5: like oh no, I'm just going to do this easy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and they have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: Well, with all that said, I would have liked to
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  Speaker 4: see somebody that's just like straight from the podcast world
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  Speaker 4: win that award.
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  Speaker 5: That would have been pretty cool. Yeah, you're telling people
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  Speaker 5: with the Grammy's like, I would like to see a
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  Speaker 5: music artist who has never had any radio play. Nothing
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  Speaker 5: wrong with that, all right, Greg Gory, what you got?
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  Speaker 6: Well, speaking of the Grammys and award shows, in general,
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  Speaker 6: you guys have a visceral reaction to him. I don't
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  Speaker 6: have a big take on him because I don't watch him.
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  Speaker 6: But this is going to be the last year that
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  Speaker 6: Trevor Noah hosts the Grammys. They're parting ways.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a visceral reaction. I just don't forget it.
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  Speaker 5: Along his lines.
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  Speaker 6: When I listen to comedy in the car and he
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  Speaker 6: comes on, I dive for the dial. I've never heard
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  Speaker 6: him say anything funny.
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  Speaker 7: It's so funny, like he wrote a book called Born
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  Speaker 7: a Crime, And when he has like serious conversations, you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: he's a sort of interesting, smart guy. But yeah, comedy,
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  Speaker 7: I don't get it. I'm not getting it as a comedian.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even dislike him. I just don't.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't understand it. Yeah, I don't understand what
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  Speaker 4: the what the draw is.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he drove.
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  Speaker 11: He checked a lot of boxes for people who want
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  Speaker 11: to be like the NPR crowded like, oh he's international, that's.
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  Speaker 7: Kind of what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: The Grammarys say that he was spectacular as a host.
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  Speaker 6: But not only are they partying ways of Trevor Noah,
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  Speaker 6: But and I don't know how this will affect anything.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be CBS's last year of even having the
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: Grammy's just going over to ABC. I don't change anything. Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: but you're kind off board with the Grammys anyway.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm off board with all the war shows. Really. Yeah? Uh,
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  Speaker 5: Gina grad what you got?
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 7: Zoe Saldana, you know she's she's pretty famous. I don't
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: know if she's this famous, but apparently she is. She's
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: become the highest grossing actor of all time. Who yeah,
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: all explain why her massive success from Avatar, from Avengers, Endgame,
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: Infinity War, Guardians of the Galaxy, Star Trek, These these
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: jug or not franchises have earned at the box office
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: more than fifteen billion dollars for the movies.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, so not her, like she's not the highest page.
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: It's funny.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: I looked at like actress.
• 18:12
  Speaker 12: I looked at like nice six seven eight articles serving
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  Speaker 12: sorry about that, every article about this, and nobody would
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  Speaker 12: confirm her net worth, So of course I did a
• 18:22
  Speaker 12: little digging.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: The gossip is that it's about sixty million, which ain't
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: nothing to see that, but there's plenty. But as far
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: as the box office.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: What does she get on average each movie? Like no one,
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: There's no way she's the.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: Highest, which means she's getting screwed.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Nobody's saying I'm going to that movie for Zoe.
• 18:42
  Speaker 13: Most of these movies too, are Disney, so they're all
• 18:45
  Speaker 13: wrapped up.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: It could be in sort of package deal. Yeah, she's
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: definitely getting screwed if she's not the highest fight actor
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: after fifteen billion at the box office.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: And also again, if it's the franchise it's carrying that
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: success is not She's not the reason for it, but
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: she's one.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Of the ours of every one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Right. That title used to belong to Samuel Jackson.
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Samuel Jackson. Then Scarlett Johansson.
• 19:07
  Speaker 13: All right, Yeah, she was almost recent because she has
• 19:10
  Speaker 13: so many franchise ones too, Scarlette Johansson.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: Whatever happened to the good old days when the only
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: franchises were Rocky and Rambo?
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: But are happened to the good old days when people
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: are famous doing famous people stuff?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Exactly? You know what I mean? Like had some kind
• 19:22
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  Speaker 5: I welcome back everybody. Gina was I think very uh
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  Speaker 9: Helicopter.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, you know what I think of I think
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: of like a pork bob. Yeah yeah, or like you
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  Speaker 5: and sounds good.
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  Speaker 7: I like pork.
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  Speaker 5: It's a sword with pork, pork sword, actual sword disgusting. Yeah,
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: you have your your your card on green you say, hey,
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  Speaker 5: can you bring the pork sword back around?
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: Eat that thing? You just bite it, or.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: They come around, they slice a pizza, they give you
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  Speaker 5: a little. You've never been to a Brazilian steakhouse at all.
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  Speaker 5: You've never had a Brazilian never a pork sword. I
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  Speaker 5: mean my favorite one is like this salty meat that
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  Speaker 5: they have, I don't know what you mean, like the
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• 23:27
  Speaker 5: my favorite one. Yeah, that's that's a that's a that's
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• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Get that pork sword inside you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So, while while the break was going on, Gina
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: then asked the question of the guys in the room
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  Speaker 5: if we constantly do with our penis the helicopter, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: spin it around or.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: At least flap it back and forth.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Are constantly doing that? No, you never do it. Nothing,
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  Speaker 5: You've never done it.
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  Speaker 7: You don't do it all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you don't do all the time? I said, well,
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  Speaker 5: you guys just like randomly stick stuff in your vagina.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: I mean we're gonna like yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: They both said yeah, but I'm not question and that's
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  Speaker 5: and that's where the commercial break in and had to
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  Speaker 5: go back on the year. So the question I have,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not talking about like you know, that time of
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  Speaker 5: the month with tampon. I wouldn't be random, right, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 5: just like, oh yeah, I wander this table leg will
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  Speaker 5: fit right well. Because we had the question like if
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: you were the opposite sex for a day, what would
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: you do, I said, I'd be sticking random stuff in there.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: We don't always do it. I'll speak for myself. I
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: do think about it. And then also, ladies, am I right?
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: There's times of the month where I'm hornier than other times.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: That's that's just biology.
• 24:27
  Speaker 14: You know.
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  Speaker 9: You look at you look at a pencil and you're like, hmm,
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  Speaker 9: I want to turn me on right now, you know,
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: really not seriously turning me on, but I wonder how
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  Speaker 9: many are you I could take that?
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: So you'll see you'll see a random item on these
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  Speaker 5: days of your extra horny and you're like, you'll not
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  Speaker 5: your are you considering?
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: Not not seriously considering.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: But you like putting that in there.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: I'm going to I'm going to go home and really
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  Speaker 9: do something.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Well, and like I know, as guys, because I've heard
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  Speaker 7: it from a thousand different dudes of like you'll look
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  Speaker 7: at whatever and be like, oh, I could stick my
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  Speaker 7: wiener in that.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So I think every guy has, uh, you know,
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: put their wiener in, like the toilet paper. I would
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: think every guy paper roll, okay, empty roll or uh
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  Speaker 5: hang a towel, towels and you've done this. But it's
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: not like a all the time. It's no longer. It's
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: no longer something new and.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Interesting, like you go home and do the toilet paper
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: thing now.
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  Speaker 5: Right right right? You don't you had you maybe have
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: done that at a point in sometimes, but you.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: Still will see things and think, huh.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could do that, yeah,
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: or maybe you definitely as a guy, you don't be
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: like I could put my wiener in there.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I think about injury, ye low to stuff Morgan. No,
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I think about those guys that get you know, caught
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  Speaker 4: up in uh picnic tables at a park or something.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I mean that get stuck together.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's more like, oh, you'd see somebody go yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: i'd do her, you know that, you know that kind
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: of thing, but not like just random hings. I'm not
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: trying to.
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: Think of the last object that I thought about. Probably
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: a vegetable, yeah, which I've never I've never done that.
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  Speaker 9: I know that's big on the Porno Birthdays. But yeah,
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  Speaker 9: like a zucchini, or you see you in the grocery store,
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  Speaker 9: you're like, that's a good shape.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why, Sammy, Like, there's no way
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  Speaker 4: participating we've done this.
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: I don't know if I like, I've never looked at
• 26:22
  Speaker 13: things and gone like an extra pencil. I don't think
• 26:27
  Speaker 13: about sticking things up there. And I think it's just
• 26:30
  Speaker 13: because for medical reasons, I think you'd get an infectional.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: It doesn't occurred to me if a random object is
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: penis shaped, you don't acknowledge it as penis shape, Like
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: that's foul.
• 26:40
  Speaker 13: I don't think about putting it inside of me.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: And now you're thinking about, you know, doing stuff right,
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  Speaker 5: not necessarily with that idem Is that what you're saying, Yes,
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: like like it's a trigger to get you thinking about horn.
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe I'm more populating that day, you know, and
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  Speaker 9: I'm just insatiable.
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  Speaker 5: and Tina acted like she was disgusted.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, is closing up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, most of that conversation would have just normally kind
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  Speaker 5: of happened off the air and that would have been it.
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  Speaker 5: But since we kind of got like interrupted by you know,
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and
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  Speaker 5: All right, well we have uh see, oh we have
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  Speaker 5: we have a lot to discuss. All right.
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  Speaker 4: We'll start this hour with the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 5: Gina grad what do you got?
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, there's more drama in Minnesota with protesters clash clashing
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: in the streets with law enforcement. This is after a
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: second shooting in about a week involving ice.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: So I should probably ask what the like, when we
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: go to these things, I should probably ask what the
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: first story is, because we come back like, oh, it's
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: the show.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: There's more gas and shooting beating people. It's what was
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: What was that bit we used to do, Greg? Oh
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: it was It was called uh like, oh man something
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: over really happy music.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, happy happy story time, Yeah, happy story time.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Really yeah. It was terrible news being delivered over really
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: happy sounding music.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: Music that's perfect.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because like we realized that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: You know, sometimes they say, like you could say anything
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: to an animal as long as you have the right
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: tome down.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: I hate you so much an ugly dog, And they're like, okay,
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: so I should probably ask you, all right, what's the
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: first story?
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: You don't want to bring that music back. This all
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: started with a traffic stop. A dude from Venezuela who's
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: here illegally, got pulled over and tried to take off,
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: but ended up crashing into a parked car. Then he
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: tried to take off on foot, but the officer got him,
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: and as they were wrestling on the ground, a group
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: of people came over from this excuse me, even from
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: this apartment building and started beating the officer with a
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: snowshovel and a broom handle. So with three people attacking him,
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: the cop shot the dude he was trying to arrest
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: in the leg. Now that guy's going to be fine.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: The two people from the apartments who jumped in were arrested,
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: and word got out about this and protesters started throwing
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: fireworks at cops. The officers fired back with tear gas.
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: It's a mess, and this is all happening just one
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: week after the other woman was shot by Immigration and
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Customs enforcement. So Minneapolis is just chaos.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: Have you ever been at a restaurant or anywhere in
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: public and people are fighting or cops are involved in
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: something and you try to make yourself invisible.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Oh you get a small somebody.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: If a cop walked in right now and went to
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: arrest menace, I'm just I'm gonna move over.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: It just kind of you know, innocent. Well, there's two
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: things I told you, Like, I'm not going to jail
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: for anybody else, Like if I'm going to jails for
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: something that I did, you know, So I'm not inserting
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: myself into whatever where I have a risk of going
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: to jail. So there there's number one. Also, there's a
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: lot to be said about live to fight another day.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: So you know, because people in the moment, I understand
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: your emotions get the best of it. It happens to everybody.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying that I am at controlling that I'm not,
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: but yeah, it's like it's but it's important to try
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: to remember, like take a deep breath and go, you
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: know what, okay, and then come back to the argument.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: If it's an argument with a you know, partner or whatever,
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: come back to it later. You don't have to do
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: it right then and there when everybody's like superheated and
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: you're regret you're on the side of the road with
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: with a cop, Like all right, they may be completely wrong.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Just get through it, through it and then and then
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: fight it after the fact, you know, don't try to
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: fight it in that moment when it's just you and
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: in this case a cop, and just fight it and
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: fight it later.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Verizon had a huge outage that affected customers all
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: over the country. The whole thing lasted the entire day
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: and some people overnight.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: It was kind of nice because there's a bunch of
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: people on the East Coast that I deal with on
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: a regular basis and it was very quiet.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's where I think were the majority of
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: the US were. Yeah, it was great. So I got
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: text from people I would normally get very long phone
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: calls off, and it was it's like your birthday.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: Customers reported seeing the SOS sign flash on their phones
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: where they were supposed to be covered. Uh, and things
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: were so bad for some people they couldn't even call
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: nine to one one. Verizon said they had crews working
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: on it around the clock. Now everything seems to be
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: pretty much back up and running, and they say there's
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: no evidence of a cyber attack, but they don't know
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: exactly what happened, so just sit tight on that. They
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: are going to offer account credits for everyone who is
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: affected by the outage.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, they don't have the partnership like T Mobile
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: with Starlink, because I'm assuming that Starlink could probably take
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: over in that situation.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean they have something, because that's what the
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: SOS is. It works through the South satellite system. You know,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure which one it is.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, somebody's up there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: What are you gonna get five dollars for the day
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: of not using a phone?
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, so one time I went back and forth that
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: my phone didn't work all day, and smugly the ones
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: like you want to credit, it's gonna be like two
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: dollars exactly.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: So nothing.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: You're right about that.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I would google it, but our internet doesn't work here,
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: no internet a clock yet.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Well, let's get back to that happy music and talk
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: about actor Timothy Bussfield again, because he's now facing another lawsuit,
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: this time from a teenage girl. This suit claims that
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Busfield kissed the teenager several years ago and that he
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: put his hand down her pants. It also says that
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Busfield quote begged the family to not report the incident
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: to law enforcement if he agreed to go to therapy,
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: and his reps say he denies all of that never happened.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: They also said that Busfield read to a polygraph test
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: and he passed. He's still in jail because of the
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: other child abuse charges against him, and he's going to
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: stay there with no bond. According to the judge.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: I know that the polygraph stuff isn't admissible, but I'm saying,
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: like from you know, the court of public opinion, it
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: certainly except that you know, I think most people go, huh,
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: there's something to that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: I'll take it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: It's not perfect, I understand that, but it is.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: This entire case has been so strange because he knew
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: he was being looked for. So he gets into his
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: car and drives for two days even though he knows
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: he's why didn't you just say, hey, here, I am.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, And maybe lawyer was like, you need to
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: look as getting out in front of this as possible.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: So get in the car, get on a plane, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: if somebody could pass the word along to Timothy Bussfield
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: that I'm.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Hanging in there. I mean, I know he did. Question
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: we were talking there. He recorded a message for everybody,
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: and he was like, all right, everybody, well, you know,
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: hang in there, like we're not the ones.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't worry, Timothy worst stand strong.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: The lies they're horrible, they're all lies. And I did
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: not do anything to those little boys. And I'm I'm
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: gonna fight it good. I'm gonna fight it with a
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: great team, all right, and I'm gonna be exonerated. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: know I am, because this is all so wrong and
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: all lies. So hang in there, okay, and hopefully I'm
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: out real soon.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm hanging in there, and I don't worry. Please
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: pass the word alone. You know, I'm good in there.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: I'm hanging in there. The fan president, you know.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry I forgot to check in with you this
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: morning to see how you're doing. Are you hanging in there?
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: I am. Thank you to Greg and I have been
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: checking in with each other.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: I will say, you know, I'm paying very little attention
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: to the news these days, so I don't know a
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: lot of the details, just what I've heard, have heard
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: from Gina on this case, so it's not about him
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: in particular. But now I will say, in situations like that,
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: or situations you know, where someone's accused of, it's it's
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: interesting to see how, you know, people can make an accusation,
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: you know, and it's out there and then starts the
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: court of public opinion. The person who's being accused is
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: being advised by their lawyers to shut up, don't say anything.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: So the person who's doing the accusing can run their
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: mouth all day, every day and like just spew, spew, spew, spew,
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: like right wrong, dramatized, taking out of contact, whatever it is.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: They can say whatever they want, and that just gets
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: everybody in the court of public opinion to make their
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: decision on how it goes. Meanwhile, it's like you want
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: to defend yourself. You want that he wants to, you know,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: to tell us to hang in there, and he say, hey,
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: I'm going to fight this, but like you can't say
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: anything and so and then by the time it all
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: works itself out, and we've seen not even careers, just
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: in general, like, by the time it works itself out,
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: you know, it's so far down the road because this
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: process is never short. By the time it works itself out,
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: everybody's moved on. They've already labeled you whatever because of
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: the court of public opinion and the fact that the
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: accuser side just gets to for months, years, whatever it is.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: And by the time it actually comes out, nobody cares
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: about or even pays attention, or it's a little blurb
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: because they don't do a lot of follow up on stuff. Now,
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: not guilty, that's what sucks.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: No, you're right and I'm not. This isn't apples to
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: apples because this isn't about lies or truth because we
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: don't know. But it reminds me that phrase a lie
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: gets around the world before the truth has time to
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: put on its shoes. True so world, like you said,
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: we're done with it by the time.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: True, Yeah, true. I mean the fact that he passed
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: a lot of detect or testament that that means something
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: to me. Yeah, I don't know this guy, don't care
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: about this guy at all. I'm hanging in there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, please hang in there. And you said this before,
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: and I totally agree because I've also said this for
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: a long time. There is no way to look innocent
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: when you're in court in an orange jumpsuit. It shackles
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: because they showed him, and I was like, oh, yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: That's important not to do that when the jury's involved. Yeah,
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: you know, like, don't show the jury this person. Like,
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: if they're the defendant, they're there to defend themselves pretty guilty.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Let them let them dress however they want to.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, go ahead, Yeah, go ahead. See, let's see what
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: you come.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Up with, because you are you are you being represented right?
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: And you're I told you when I used to sell suits,
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: a guy came in and I said, well, what are
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: you looking for? You goes something that makes me look innocent.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: People do know what to do.
• 37:17
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, the classic Casey Anthony. She dyed her hair
• 37:20
  Speaker 13: brown and got glasses so that.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: She looked very sweet and yeah, just amular girl. I
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: gave m a nice navy suit, three buttons. It was
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: a look at the time. Well, let's talk about whole milk,
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: because it's officially back in school. A new bill, a
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: new bill signed rolls back the old rules that push
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: the skim milk and the low fat milk and the
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: cafeterias water milk. A long time now, higher fat milk
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: like whole milk is back, and schools can start offering
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: non dairy options. If you're into fortify fortified soy milk,
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: that's your thing. The bills come less than a week
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: after the release of those new dietary guidelines that say
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: drinking full fat dairy is part of a healthy diet
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: and this is all just keto, this is just stuff
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: we get. And I could.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Still I could still picture being in elementary school and
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: being in the lunch line and getting to where you
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: got to pick out your drink. It is either white
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: milk or was chocolate milk. It was all whole milk.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, at the time, this is you know, this
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: is the eighties, yep, you know, and uh you know
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: and get I could still taste it like the way
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: the way that because like when you when you open
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: the corner of the little mini carton and it had
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: like where the adhesive was that kept it sealed shut,
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: and the texture of that against like your lips or
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: your tongue as you had that ice cold chocolate creamy milk.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Oh it was so good, and I had to remind
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: myself don't drink it too fast because I would just
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: almost just chug it, you know, shoot it, because it
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: wasn't a lot, you only had that one little oh Man.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: But also I would try to like I would try
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: to like just savor it. Well, you'll be very to
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: this day. I'm like turning fifty this year. I could
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: still picture it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you taste it do this too,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: because me and my friends, once you uh, you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: finish the chocolate milk, you would reclose it and then
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: you put it on the ground and then you jump
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, explo, you gotta stomp it. A lot of
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: public schools are now getting rid of chocolate milk.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: It's weird now. Until I was a senior and or
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: graduated high school, I had milk with every meal. I
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: couldn't do that now if you paid me.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: Gross Well, passengers on an Air Canada flight were a
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: little freaked out when they heard what sounded like screaming
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: and banging coming from the bottom of the plane while
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: it was headed to the runway. People toward the back
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: of the plane, they're confused, they're scared. Flight attendants rushing
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: around to try and figure out what the hell is
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: going on. Turns out those screams were legit. A ground
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: crew member got accidentally trapped in the plane's cargo hold
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: of the doors close. Yeah, the plane went back to
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: the gate and the ground crew guy was able to
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: get off. He was okay, okay, but how would you
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: be on edge? The bad news? The flight was canceled.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: Everybody had a rebook this damn doors.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Last airline that I was on, you know, it gets
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: knocked for being a cheap airline, and I heard that
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: dog sound is like here that apparently it's normal air buses.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: It's as an airline. Yeah, it's an airbus. Okay, I
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: don't know, jeez, I'm not an expert, so I'm just
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: hearing this. This this airline like is known for. Yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: it's like but I'm just saying in my mind. In
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: my mind, I'm like this, this airline is known for
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: being super cheap, and now I'm hearing this weird dog
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: noise as I'm taking off, and I'm like, so I'm
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: tripping down, like, okay, is there something wrong with the plane?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Was that?
• 40:46
  Speaker 14: The entire time, it's like, so, it's it's it's a
• 40:51
  Speaker 14: it's a power transfer unit and so like it makes
• 40:55
  Speaker 14: this like sound almost Sometimes it sounds like a rough
• 40:58
  Speaker 14: Sometimes it sounds like a you know, you know when
• 41:00
  Speaker 14: they're like changing a tire.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I line yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, you'll hear that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: It's all it's on air bus, So anytime you're on
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: any airline, if they're lying airbus. No, I'm just telling
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: I'm just telling you what it is.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: You asked, you ask Ye.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: That's what it is. I haven't heard that before a
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: minute before I knew what it was, you know, I
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: thought it was I thought it was when they closed
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: the you know, the cargo area that the cargo area
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: you know that closed that door that hatch. I thought
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: it was like somehow securing it, like locking it down,
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: like like you know, like it was like an automatic
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: almost an automatic door locked caw drill. Yeah, like where
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: you know threads in? I don't know, but yeah, so
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I googled it as I was taking off, like, am
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: I going to die? Because I fly so much and
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: I never hear that surprising.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Well, let's talk about NASA's International Space Station crew. They've
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: made it home safely after they splashed down in the
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: Pacific just off of San Diego. So this was the
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: crew that was supposed to be up there until like
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: mid to late February, but they had to come back
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: early because one of the crew members had a medical emergency.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: NASA still hasn't said who or what the emergency was. Yeah, exactly,
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: but it was enough to launch a full medical evacuation.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: So I'm nosy. I would like to know what happened.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: And speaking of space, a California based startup company announced
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: they are planning Okay, so I'm sorry your little Dubai
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: weekend was cute, but let's get serious about an adventure
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: trip because they're opening a new hotel by twenty thirty
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: two and it will be on the Moon right sure
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: for visitors.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: They've been doing the construction on the stretch of Highway
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: by my house since I moved here, and that was
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: twelve years ago. That's a stretch of highway. We're going
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: to put a hotel on them. That's the government.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: This is a private startup. They'll get it done. Well.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: The company, well, the company's booking website just launched its show.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Rebuilt like four houses in the Pacific Palisades, or even
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: started construction on seven houses. That's but we're going to
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: build a hotel on the Moon and they're taking reservations.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Well it seems a little premature.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I do have questions about that part. But it
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: shows this hotel's architecture. They said they'll transform lunar soil
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: into durable structures. So I'm getting I'm getting like a
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: a glue vibe. And you're going to have to be
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: very very rich to book one of these, since it's
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: called the first ever permanent off earth structure. The down
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: payment for the room a million dollars.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: And my question is who said you are allowed to
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Who gave this kind of permission to build on the Moon?
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know how that works.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't either, kind of.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Like when you buy rocks or pine cones, like, who
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: are you to sell me about?
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: This is from the Earth. Yeah, but still yeah, who
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: who has ownership or the juristiction the moon of the
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: real estate on the moon?
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: Big question.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: I thought America does because we put our flag there.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: There's other flags there right right there.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: We homesteaded the moon. Yeah, how does that work? Well,
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: that's what's going on to get it surveyed, you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: out right.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Thank you who was pulling permits for.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: The environmental impact study.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: Also in the news courses saying there's a possibility of
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: Woody's hemorrhoids being back on this.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Development and give you the latest updates one available now
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: more of the Woody Show.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: You know, I thought, Chick's not wrong, it's back, baby, dude. Really,
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I've never had an intership issue with the hemorrhoid thing
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: that had me until like last year. And then it
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: was like a rager last year. And then uh, just
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: to use a little like preparation nage ointment on it,
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: and I would do that the night before the next
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: morning it felt like there was nothing there. I'm like, oh, great,
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: so that'sn't really worked. So yeah, it really worked. And
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: then but it's been like a reoccurring, I think since
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: my colonoscopy. It's been like now it's it's a it
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: rages out a little bit more. So, Yeah, I looked up.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: I looked up like because I don't know. I mean,
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: I've never had this is new, So I looked up.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I go, what do you do? What do you do
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: with this exactly?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Because yeah, and they say, well, you know you try
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: this stuff, you try with witches with which, yeah, you
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: try uh sits baths or whatever. That's that's that's too
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: that's too much time.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Like I want this thing gone, like I need like
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: a hemorrhoid exterminated. I tried the spray. The spray is
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: like spitting hot fire on your kulo. Dude, it's really
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: so there's like a spray. No. Yeah, they're supposed to
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: like numb your bomb as well.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: A number yeah, and then uh, it's made by preparation age,
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I'm not I not heard of that. So
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I'm looking up like what do you do? You know,
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: so it's like preparation age it's best and which is
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: hazel whatever the hell that is. And then they said, oh,
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: you know, then once you get to where it's uh,
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: you know, an ongoing thing, then you can see the
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: doctor and the doctor can either look about like, you know,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: having it rem like outpatient surgery, this and the other
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: thing they might do. Tie a string around it, yeah, yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: a little rubber base on it. It choke it out,
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: yea falls off like yeah sick. Yeah yeah, So we
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: can do it here. So somebody recommend I've been carrying
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: these around in my pocket for like the last couple
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: of days. I've just been using the little amn just
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: a little dabba do you? But then somebody told me
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: about that. God damn, here we go. Yeah, look at
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: these preparation h rapid relief totables like a little tolet
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: that has stuff on it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: And you know what I've done, uh not this time
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: I've had it, like oh, because that worked pretty well,
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: is uh you know, Like what I'll do is I'll
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: take a kind of wedget in my ass there and
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: just kind.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Of leave it there, like as if like toilet paper
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: stuck in cray It works out pretty well. These are
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: good And it's like they come to these this little box.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: My wife had found them when you know whatever. I
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: guess she had something at some point anyway, So I'm like, oh,
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: what is this?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: I found in a drawer in our bathroom, Like these
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: are good. It's they're called totables, preparation, h total. So
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: there you go.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: Do you have one up there right now?
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: No? In fact, I'm I'm you know, I'm having a
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: good day. I don't even have any white men gone
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: on there.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: But maybe we should get you one of those doughnuts.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: On it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: It's fine, it's just a hemorrhoid pillow.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: It's just more annoying, Yeah, just more annoying, like I
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: want it gone. They have a suppository version as well.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Ye do that though, because and here's the other thing
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I never understood because again never had to deal with
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: it some morning, all kinds of stuff.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: This is new and educational. You know, there's some that
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: are like I guess, on the outside, and there's some
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: that are just like the inside, internal hemorrh Yeah. So
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: the suppository, that's that's what you would use that for.
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: But do you even know you have them? Because what
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: I got, you know, colonoscopy. The report came back and
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: I said, you have a couple of internal hemorrhoid I'm like, what, yes,
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: you would know?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: I don't want to know. You know when it starts
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: to okay, yeah, like a grape if it's like fully inside.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know that you would notice.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't know.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like this is something Sea Bass may
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: volunteer to help you with. Like you want to choke
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: out your hamorrhoid, we could do it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: He's good.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Oh he'll google. He googles everything like he's a Google expert.
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: He is.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: But dude, try that spray and feels a flamethrower.
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: Why would you do that?
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Could be useful, right, yeah, but I understand, like why relief.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why it's hot though.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Because it's actually like it justs actually it's actually cold.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's so cold. Who makes it? Preparation Preparation.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: It's a spray. There are actual pads for sticking in
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: your ass. They're made by Tucks. I've heard commercials.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: Put up the match, yeah, I've heard.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: I've heard Tucks the name.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't hit as hard as Preparation. The only brand
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: with this stuff I've ever heard of most preparation age.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Dude. If this is just part of getting older, I
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: could see what people for years have been telling me that,
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: hey man, let me give some advice. Don't get old.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: And you go, okay, what and if this is what
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: it's about. Man, You're right, this sucks.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: It's crazy to think there's people walking in the hall,
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: you walk past and they have like a hemorrhoid pad on.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one of these.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: Thought preparation H was for under eyes, Like that's what
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: all the pages.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: It's young people do they use that? They use it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: It's a it's off your blood, yeah, exactly.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Preparation H sounds like a band name to me. I'm
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: not gonna lie local. What causes hemorrhoids?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: How is that an older person thing? What's the cause.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Over time? Maybe I know it's wiping. I thought, I know,
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: I know. Women, where's sea basket? You need google something,
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: tend to be an expert on it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 15: Well.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Also, yeah, diet and stuff like that. I know that
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: women get them a lot when you know, pregnant. Yeah,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: so like it starts a pregnancy and then through childbirth
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: and then.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: Career pressure on the veins in your anus, a streaming
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: constipation along sitting pregnancy obesity.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Luckily we don't sit that long.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, right now.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: There's no obesity to speak.
• 50:26
  Speaker 13: You know what, though, You're right, aging and genetics can
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: also weaken supporting tissue making them more prone to swim.
• 50:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, your but veins getting weaker.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Does it have to get to a certain point before
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: they can just cut it off for an hour?
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: Because if you if you let it go and it
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: keeps getting worse, you're gonna look in the toilet. It's
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: gonna look like law and order as No.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying, like, do it could? Could I just
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: go to the doctor now and go, hey, man, just
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: get rid of this thing? Or does it have to
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: be at a certain Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: You're not You're not dilated enough, you're not crowning.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: I worked with this one dude who I thought had
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: back surgery. He could barely walk. He was almost incapacitated,
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: and it was because he had the hemorrhoid surgery and
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: he had that donut.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Pillow barely moved. Yeah, torture, just send me because it's
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: one of those things. It's one of those things you've
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: heard of, Yeah, but until like you actually experience it
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: and you're like, man, did I like, did I do
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: I have like an ass injury somehow? Like what happened?
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Because you feel like, uh, you know, maybe you got
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: like a cut or something like that. Kind of that
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: kind of pain kind of thing and then you're like huh,
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: or you know how the side of your finger gets
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: sore because you have like a hangnail that got infect yourself.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: You know, it's like but that's on your buttthole, you
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: know yeaheah, you can feel like a paper cut.
• 51:42
  Speaker 13: So I looked up another option, which is a Stitz bath.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you still about it? Oh yeah, there's too much
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: that takes too much time. Literally, just it said, uh,
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: it said do that ten to fifteen minutes, three to
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: four times a day, Like quit your job and just
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: do this bath.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: So it says use tea tree oil on a cotton ball,
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: hold on the hemorrhoid for one minute a couple of
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: times a day, and it usually takes away the swelling
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: that does seem does it know?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: What you should do is get hear all these like
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: house moms. They think, I don't even know what it is.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: It's called turmeric.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: They use it for everything. Do I go Do I
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: go to like doctor pimple popper for that or do
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: you go to when I go back to the person
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: the colon.
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: That's someone's specialty too, Like I get rid of hemorrhoids.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here on the text, and I said, yes, if
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: conservative treatment doesn't take care of the problem, they can
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: do outpatient procedure to remove it. So that's what I
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: want to do. That I don't need to hang around.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: I'm not adopting it. I'm not going to like if
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: it's something that's going to just reoccur, why just get
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: rid of just shrink over time? Yeah, stop pushing.
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: What about that doctor that comes to your house?
• 53:02
  Speaker 16: Now?
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: Can he come snip it off?
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Do it? Yeah? Oh see that's how you're thinking.
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: We're comfortable a.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Home hemorrhoid specialist. That's why you have a concierge dog. Yeah,
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: that's why you signed up for one of that's where
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: we sign up for the Amazon. Yeah, Amazon one.
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: Concierge, proctologist, one medical, one medical.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: There you go. I want to test covered. You never know.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: You just grind down your butt, baby, Yeah, can you
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: see basses angle grinder?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: There you go, perfect diy baby Yeah eight seven seven
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: forty four wood.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: You're gonna send us a text over to to ninety seven.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Not a conversation we plan on having, but you know,
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: that's life. That's stupid thing that we just played just
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: reminded me we educated people. What's that? Educated people? Yeah?
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, for sure.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: We have more questions than answer exactly all.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: The different options. It was never pository the spray. It
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: was never discussed with me, like I had to learn
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: it all on my own.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: It was I've never been in a conversation or heard
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: a conversation about what you're supposed to do with this.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you go, oh, I think this might be
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: a hemorrhoid. Then you look it up and go, yep,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: that's definitely.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: What it is. Now what do I well, there you go.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: You know, if you have a headache, you take an
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: ad vill right, whatever, what do you do? What do
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: you do with this?
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: And then people say they come back clippers, Like, what
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: am I supposed to do?
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You can move on the floor, you can,
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: you can choose something or whatever. Man, you crap in
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: my man.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Might be a deal break. And now more of the show.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: You know, I would say I'm surprised, but I shouldn't
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: be after all these years of doing this show. It's
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: it's never the stuff that you think, Oh man, we're
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: gonna get a great reaction and people are going to
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: really get into this whatever it is something you think
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: people are and nothing. They don't like it, but it
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: doesn't necessarily pop off, right, yeah, the way that you
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: think it will. But then you have a simple conversation
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: impromptu about how a hemorrhoid's back, and then the one
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: hundred texts. It's, uh, it's crazy, and it's it's educational
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: if you're just tuning in. And I said, you know,
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: I'm almost fifty and never really had to deal with
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: this until about it a year ago, and now it's
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: like this reoccurring thing. And yeah, someone said, I'm thirty
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: six and I'm just dealing with this for the for
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: the first time ever. And this information is great and
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: I appreciate the informative chat and representation.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I say, friends talk about the weather, best friends
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: talk about poop.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean something that we didn't talk about.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Is definitely you have to increase your firebrand.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Take for sure, you get some better musical or something.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I mean that's old people stuff for all the young yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: all the young Bucks of the Bucks.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the only brand they have the fiber.
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: Gummies or just eat some spinach or some Yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, I can listen to me real quick. What do you.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: So they have the food Popeye, so just uh yeah,
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: the only fiber gummies that they sell at Target. You
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: can already you can get them anywhere basically. And I
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: know it has a funny name, but the belly Welly
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: is for the young kids. I don't want to get
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: the Yeah, belly Welly is everywhere.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Hey, whatever, whatever we can do to you know, help out,
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: or you know, we tell you about all the new
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: food items, or we tell you about you know, oh
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: here's how to Yeah, everything I know is because you
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: know how you have those parents They never want to
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: talk to their kids about sex or the certain subjects
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: and they have to just figure it out in the streets.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: I learned anything, Yeah, to figure out.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: The streets, how to deal with you know, things like that.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Nobody ever had that conversation. You learned about sex by
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: finding a hustler.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: It would go on Skinaxy at midnight.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: So we'll tell you about you know, cool vacation destinations.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: We'll tell you about new food items, and we'll tell
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: you what kind of things work. But you need to
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: use this appository like twenty years ago, remember, Yeah, and
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: that's where this started. Okay, So but but I thought
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: you know, and then went away for fifteen years. Yeah,
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: that's weird, and now all of a sudden it's it's weird.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: So I'll give you I'll give you one more, one
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: more pro tip, because somebody on the text brought it
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: up and I'm like, oh, yeah, I do remember reading that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: So there are basically three types of hemorrhoids. There are
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: the ones that are internal, like Greg was talking about.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: There's the external ones right and like a little barnacle
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: on the outside of your bun hole. And then there's
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: ones that are like right on the right, on the
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: edge between internal and external almost. So they say for
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: that one, what you should do is, if it's poking out,
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: put a dab of the preparation ointment on your finger,
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: push it back in, and then and then use it
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: to like use the ointments and use your finger to
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: surround it and cover it completely with the ointment and
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: and leave it b I'm bringing push it in. That
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: is so disgusted, and there makes sense, and there is
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: something weird. I was thinking about this the other night too.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: As I'm applying the ointment, I'm like, this is so awkward. Yeah,
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: because I'm I'm standing there, I'm saying that I'm kind
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: of like half bent over and I got my finger
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: on my butthole, giddling with this this butt. Baby, you're all.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, picture of that ladies drinking, Yeah, wash your hands.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: So look anyway that we can help, any way that
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: we can, you know, share these experiences as as humans.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, you're not. It gets you, It gets better,
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: It gets better. Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. If
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: you need to hit us up about anything, even after
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: the show, you know, the after hours voicemail, same thing,
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: whatever we got, hit us up. Eight seven seven forty
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: four Woody, find as follow us, look for us on
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: social media. They're at the Woody Show. We'll take a break,
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: we'll come back more. What show's next?
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Go late seven seven forty four Woody.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not lading my mother name or my
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: telephone numbers.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: Stam phone with Joel Joel.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Show Hoodie Hoody Hoody Hoody show.
• 59:23
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Today.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: As we mentioned at the beginning of the show, today
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: is a it's a healthy weight day.
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Sweet. Now, all of us in one way of shape
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: of are in shape because round is a shape. Yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: we shape, yeah, we have, we have. Some of us
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: have lost some weight, others are upset that they've gained
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: a little weight, not as much as they think they have.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: About that, I'm not naming names. I'm just throwing that
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: there's some people in the room I feel that way.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: I gained three pounds last weekend.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, we figured it as soon as we found it
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: was healthy weight day. It'd be a great day for
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: our little contest here. It's time to play around. Ye
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: I love it, yea. And we have a volunteer. You guys,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: these people are not to at some point. No, you
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: didn't randomly just find them and take their photo. No,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: let's let's say hi to Athena. Hey, what's up Athena? Athena,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: can you hear us?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: I can hear you. Can you hear me?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: We got you, loud and clear. Athena, thank you so
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: much for volunteering. Volunteering is a key word here. We
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: just like to make it clear to everybody. We didn't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: force you to hit us up and say please let
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: me play fat chick, skinny chick. She did this on
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: her own, reached out to us, see exactly. People like
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I can't believe you guys are subjecting No, no, no, we
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: didn't just catch people off guard now. So the way
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: it's gonna work, Athena, just for being a good support,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: we're gonna set you up with the prize.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 14: Uh.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: We just asked you give us honest answers to these questions.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: We're gonna have just a little bit of a time
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: on the clock and then we'll all put a guess
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: in and then Athena has sent over Morgan's the only
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: person who knows the answer. Fat chick, skinny chick on
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: this one. But it's just go the show that sometimes
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: you can't tell by what you think would be the obvious.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: And this is from back when I had a personal trainer.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: She was pretty funny. She's like, manah, might I talk
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: to prospective clients on the phone. I think I have
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: an idea of what I'm in for when they come
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: in about just how far we have to go in
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: their quote journey. And she goes the ones that sound like, oh, yeah, whatever,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: it won't be that bad. Maybe ten to fifteen pounds
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: or more like ten to fifteen tons, yeah, based on
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: the question, because you know the trainers asking like, so,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: tell me about your diet and how much are you sanitary?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: Are you?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: How much activity do you get in, so you really
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: can't tell, but we're going to use our best gut
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: instinct here to try to figure out fat chick or
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: skinny chick.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: All right, who wants to ask the first question? Right here?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: All right? Menes, go ahead, here we go. Favorite food?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: All right? What kind of car do you drive?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Chevy Cruise?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: The phone's kind of breaking up. We're not on speakerphone
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: or anything? Are we? Hold on?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: Let me try better over here? Can you hear me? Now?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: It's already better?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: Perfect?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: What was the last question? What kind of car do you?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: What kind of car is it?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: Chevy Cruise?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: If you were to go to fast food, which one
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: would you pick?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: Honestly? Probably just McDonald's.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, McDonald's. What do you order? McDonald's?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Probably just get like a mcdouble M yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: Like I do you like the four dollars meals? There?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: I think? And that's whenever I've gone for my kids,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: I always get myself like one of those little mcdoubles
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: on the frie All.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Right, how many kids you got?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: I've got three kids?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Three kids? Are you married?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: Yes? I am married.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: How old are the kids?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: I have a two year old, a six year old
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: and an eight year old.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, what kind of socks do you wear?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: So just like low cut black generic socks?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Are they like no shows ankle socks? Or like no shows?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Do you have any tattoos? Yes, wear on your body.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: High my ears. I have my largest pieces on my abdomen.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: I have one on my lower back, and then I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: also have another one on the other side of my
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: abdomen lower back.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: What's on the lower back? Yeah, arose, arose man, I'll
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: tell you, like you know what. The phone is great
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: right up until you speak.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: The question.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: It must be just me having a horrible phone.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 18: That's the thing.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: I'm not technology inclined either. I have not like the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: most current trends on phone that at all.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: What kind of what kind of milk do you buy
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: at the at the store? Whole milk, two percent skim.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Who is currently your favorite professional wrestler? I'm glad you
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: can hear that. I fell a Georgia tech guy. But uh,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: that's thing. Okay.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: How would you describe yourself from high school?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What group were you part of?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: I was a floater, That's what I called it.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Too.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: Is I kind of just knuck around with all the groups,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: kind of piped in a little bit, and I kind
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: of vanished.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 11: From me and moved on to the next I understand
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 11: that floating because you like floating water really easily.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Or getting.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: Water.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: Actually, I have.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Two questions going back to your school days. I got
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: three questions. Uh, did you go to college?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Did not go to college? All right, So in in
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: high school, did you play any sports?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: I played softball avidly?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: What position?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: I was a shortstop, a catcher, and a right field okay?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: And then were you part of any other clubs in school?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: At one point I was part of something called the
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: Avid Club, which is like a college prep club. And
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: then there was also Key Club.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Key Club. Is that singing?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: No, it's like community service work.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right. If you go on vacation, what
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: would be the ideal vacation.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: I go to Hawaii with my family.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Where would you stay in Hawaii?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: Because it's really green there and I remember from going
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 8: when I was younger, and I just know that it'd
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: be fun to explore, especially with the kids.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: Did you have a did you have a date to prom?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Or did you go with a friend? Didn't go to prom?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: I opted not to go because my boyfriend was a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: little older than me, so he wouldn't be going to participate.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: No one would over.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: How much older was the boyfriend about two years.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Long?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 9: And what type of shoes do you wear regularly?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 8: Oh, tennis shoes, like sneakers, running shoes.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Okay. Have you ever dyed your hair blue.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Or pink blue?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Blue? Okay, bush or bear bear is preferred.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: I do shave. I used to wax regularly.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: This is tough.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: Do you currently for fun?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: Oh? Gosh. I like to do baking. I have started
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: in my own business from home where I have an
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: LLC and I do sourdough breads.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Have you ever participated in any kind of like, uh,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: like cause based march or protest?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: No to one protest? And I have like to observe
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: and see it and it was a cool experience, but
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: I have not gone anything.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: What was the what was it for?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: It was recently actually in the downtown area where I live.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: It was a no kings protest Kings protest?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right? And where do you keep your scale
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: in your house?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: Currently?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: It is in my kitchen in your kitchen?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: Interesting?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, so it's not a food so I'm
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: talking like a body weight scale.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: Yes, oh wow.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: In the kitchen, man, I am oh, this is this
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: is oh hold on, hold on. When I'm on the fence,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: I got to go to one of my trust the
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: old standbys on this one. Do you dream regular soda
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: or diet soda?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: I really like soda, but if I have to drink
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: regular regular locked in?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been locked in since the very beginning.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: This is this one's tough for me. Yeah, it is,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: but I can see where you get swayed. Yeah, yeah, okay, alright,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: anybody have any other questions before you lock in? Good? Anymore?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Sea bass? You're good? Locked in?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: I think we're good.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll just kind of run through because my my list, man,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: usually I have a big long yeah under skinny. I had,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: uh sushi, Yes, I had also the ab tattoo. Oh
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: like if you have a if you have tattoos on
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: your abs, Yeah, yeah, you're you're yeah, you're you're bringing
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: attention to that area. Uh one percent milk. But it's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: also kind of a conflict because regular soda, regular soda
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: to me is a skinny person thing.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Oh and no show socks. You know what I mean?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: I want to cover up them cankeles, Yeah them elephant right,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: uh now under fat. Sorry, but the name just so
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: you always have the name on on one of the lists.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: The fact that she's got three kids and they're they're
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: and they're younger. Well, you didn't pick your name, you know.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I'm saying it's based on nothing, but it's been told.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: I've been named after so many people's animals that it
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: my name is a little of those things. I just laughed.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: I had the fact that she's got three kids when
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: they're young, and she's married, so married with kids. Softball
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: in the fat column, you know that she said, you know,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: used to wax. Now waxing me is more of like
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: a fat thing because like you can't get down there
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: maybe as easily. They make sure you do a thorough
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: job as somebody else is doing. Yeah, and the fact
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: that you're keeping the scale in the kitchen also like
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: just means that to me. It says that it's more
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: on your mind than not. But I think if you're skinny,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: it's not on your mind as much. So it might
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: be like kind of stashed away, or you might not
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: even have one, So I'm locked in its skinny, right, Yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Gina grad.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this, I was really fifty to fifty on a
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: lot of these. But I think between I felt the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: scale being in the kitchen meant that you are actively
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: trying to lose weight, so you're weighing yourself like every
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: day and recording it. So that to me said fat
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: dabbled in the blue hair. Uh yeah, I forgot to
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: write loves to bake, I'm going fat, okay, Uh.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory my gut says skinny, same as you sushi,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: And then when you asked about fast foods, she kind
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: of hemmed in hot and really had to think of
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: about Oh so yeah, I had mc doubles mcdubles in
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: the fact because that's my go to.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: But I also thought the length of the pause was
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: you think it would be top of mind if you're fat.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: The fat stuff was like softball having a favorite wrestler,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: et cetera, et cetera. But overall skinny.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Skinny, Oh okay, uh minutes.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: All right in the skinny column the name actually really
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: so we're on the oppostion. Okay, food, sushi, skinny, tattoo location, skinny, right,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Kawaii only.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Know skinny people that want to go to kawai. Oh
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: is that right? Yeah, never met a fat person that once.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's more it's not like, uh, I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: it's more like hiking and like going around the island
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. So it's not for lazy people.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Waxing.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just you know, maintaining sourdough time time consuming, not
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: for a lazy person, you know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: So skinny.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Fat I have, you know, the three kids, but because
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: of the age eight year old, you know, because like, okay,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: they could still be like one or two. You haven't
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: really let yourself go yet, but eight, uh might be
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: a lost cause there but uh and then catcher position
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: and then WWE. But overall, I'm gonna pick skinny skinny
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about uc bass.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 11: You guys have hit on the main points, especially the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: wrestling and the hair.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Let's not forget the protesting. Protesters are usually fat and ugly,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: so no offense.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 11: Uh hey, no offense, no offense. And yeah, and obviously
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 11: the scale in the kitchen is a bigger. Yeah, like
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 11: this as an active monitoring situation.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: An obsessed person though, I mean it might be, but
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: I think unlikely to be. So that's why I'm going
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: fast all right.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 13: Uh, Sammy, I think a lot of the things on
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 13: my list are skinny. So I am going skinny like
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 13: you said, the sushi, the way that she responded to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 13: the fast food, like Greg said. Also high school, playing softball,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 13: being short stopped, and catcher, those to me are skinny positions.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: Not proud, but I've.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 13: Seen catchers, I mean, because they're standing up and down
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 13: non stop, the squats and how strong you have to
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 13: be to do that.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: They're in great shape.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Short short stop giving catcher. Yeah, it's easier to sit down,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 13: Yeah, And baking, baking to me, you're not just sitting down,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 13: you're squatting, just squats the whole time anyways.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: So uh, and then baking to me also.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: Is a skinny thing. So I cooked and it's skinny.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Really cooking is to me cooking or baking, cooking
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: is a skinny thing. Baking is more.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: The sweets, but still baking.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Well it's Sea Bass and Gina. Yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: who were saying fat chick. It's Sammy Menace, Greg and
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: myself saying skinny chick. And now it is time for
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: the moment of truth and Hey, you don't have to
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: worry about it because you got a prize. There a
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: thing that either way, no matter how this goeses, on
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: the count.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Of three, we're gonna open up the We're gonna open
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: up the picture here and we're gonna see on the
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: counter three. Here we go, one, two, three.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: And Gina too easy, very pretty lady.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: And you know what she's rocking.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: She's rocking the right blue hair in this photo right here.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, congratulations to Sea Bass and to Gina. Really,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: to you Athena for number one being a great sport.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: We love you and for whatever prize we're gonna set
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: you up with here. Yoh, okay, is this is this
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: like a costume that you're wearing? And I have a
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: reason it is?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Is that Joy?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 8: We were addressed up as Joy and my students at school.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: That's so cute?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 7: Is that like anxiety?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: Or anxiety? Is my kiddo?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: The picture?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: Inside out you look great.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: It's a great picture.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: See for not even talking about it, for me to
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: just be able to look at the photo and go, oh, yeah,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: that's that.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: I think that is a costume. Now if it wasn't
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: a costume, well yeah, I'd be looking for you. I'd
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: be looking for your picket signer.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: I totally understand. Like I said, it's one of those
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: thing you got to be there. See you observe it
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 8: now you.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Know, Athena, thank you. Hang on one second, we'll get
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: all of your information and ladies and gentlemen. That's how
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: you play fat chicks. Can you kill?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Breaking news? Greg Gory had to take a major chot
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: of work. Not since the Fall of Rome has there
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: been this much devastation.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: More death.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Woody, Woody, Woody, and now back to the Woody Show.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: So many ways you could be a part of the show.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Calling in eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie texted in
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: two two ninety seven, find us follow us on social media. Oh,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: that's why I wanted to bring up.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: It's it's an ad been flow to social media, you know,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: like you get people following, you get people unfollowing whatever.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: I like to keep our Instagram number like right at
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: two hundred thousand or more at or above two thousand,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: right right, I'm sorry two hundred thousand. We're at like
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: one hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and sixty or
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: seventy four something like that. Anyway.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Weed.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: So I'm just asking anybody listening right now.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: Who's not following the Woody Show once it's above to
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: two hundred thus, don't care, Just can you just please?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: We try, We try to maintained somewhat of a standard around.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: You know, we're early adopters to all this kind of stuff.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: So you know we've been on there over ten years
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: in that long time, and so they clear out accounts. Yeah,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: you know, people followed, they stop using their Instagram accounts.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: Or maybe just people follow them they hate us. I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: get that too, but we try to keep it at
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: two hundred thousand. So if you're not following the Woody
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Show right now on Instagram at the Woody Show, just
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: give us a follow and just help bump it up
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: above two hundred thousand again, that'd be great. Please, and
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: thank you for there was Oh I wanted to ask
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: dumb ass Tyler because he's the one that saw this.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Going back to the big news on the show when
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: we had WOODI Show Love Connection the follow up to that,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: Morgan was going through the emails. I honestly so many
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: people talking about this. Menji made the announcement that he
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: is back with his ex girl. We've been trying to
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: get him a date, right, and all of a sudden
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: doesn't say anything until we're doing this follow up segment
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: and it announces to us that he's now back with
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: his X. Now there's you want to talk about people
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: getting into conspiracy theories. There are all kind of conspiracy
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: theories being floated around people thinking that Menji is lying
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: to us saying that he's the one that initiated it. Uh,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: there's been some other developments that I've been made aware of.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: But people are people are digging, they're being sleuthy, they're
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: digging in. This is what I was gonna have to Tyler,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: because Tyler, I don't know did you did you see
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: this or somebody told you about it? I saw someone
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: in the comments post this because we posted the video
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: on Instagram. Going back to Instagram, we post the video
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: of men talking about this, and somebody in the comments
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: made an observation. This is crazy. Somebody said in the comments.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: When Menji is talking, if you look at the watch
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: that he has on, you can see his text message
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: pop up. It's hurting. Yeah. I saw the picture.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 7: Whoa people are ego.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: It's like he's wearing I never paid attention to it.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: He's wearing the watch in retrospect. I did notice it
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: when he was talking.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: Did you notice there was like a turn in his
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: like demeanor?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: Uh, not really, but I noticed following direction.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 9: But that's to the point of you were saying another
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 9: day what he Guys will tuck their sleeve under their
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: watch to show off the Maybe don't do that with apple.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had an after hours voicemail about this.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 18: All right, Alberto, here this is for Meni. He's getting
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 18: back with his girlfriend. He's already back. I don't want
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 18: to ask the why going back to the well because
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 18: he already went through. You have feelings, But what led
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 18: to you guys breaking off? Maybe if you don't want
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 18: to talk about her stuff, because obviously this is all public.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: What about what.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 18: Did you do? How did you mess up? I don't
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 18: I don't remember who ended it. At the end of
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 18: the day, it ended, in my experience, don't go back
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  Speaker 18: with the X. I did it twice and all right.
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  Speaker 5: Look that's that's my only concern, and i'll for the record,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: my guy's experience. I know people have been okay, for
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: the record, I will state I know Menji Menji works
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: on this show. I consider Menji a friend. I care
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: about Menji. I don't know her and so this is
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: not like necessarily a knocking against her. There's plenty of
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: people who don't work as a couple. There's nothing. This
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: has nothing to do with her personally. I don't know
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: her person I don't know her personal It's just the
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: idea of going back to something that you broke up
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: with and the reasons why he said it was his idea.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: But here's the other wrinkle, you guys, And I'd love
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: to hear from Menji IFNI please like to to come
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: on in. I'm yourself a favorite dog. It looks like
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: when when a prisoner is about to go on death.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: So because we gave out, like we gave out Tyler's Instagram,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: we gave out men She's Instagram. Dude, he deactivated his Instagram. Yes, okay,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: So here here's my theory. This is this is what
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: I'm floating out there. Menji, you can you can? You can?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: You can?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 18: You know?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: Plead the fifth? All right, here's what I think happened.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: I think that she got wind of this get a
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: date with Menji thing, uh love connection, didn't like it.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: She reaches out to him. They start talking Menji, he's
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: a you know, he's he's a he's a nice, sensitive dude.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: I think it appealed to his you know, like he
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: felt like this right exactly.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: And I think that that's what started the conversation.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: Now, but this is your theory. I'm floating it out there, Okay.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: So she hears us talking about how people are sliding
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: into the d ms and going on dates and he
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: was told to deactivate that. He was told to turn
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: that off or get to get rid of the Yeah,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: he was.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: Like that, he just didn't want to see the comments.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Because it turns out we've also got it on
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: good authority that she's been stalking. The other members of
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: the Woodie Show were there and watching all the videos,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: so she's very much aware of what was going on
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: leading up to all of the follow up. This is
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: JFK did the bullet. Yeah, And I will once again
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: state for the record, like I do, I want whatever
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: you want. I will support and I want whatever you want.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: And again, this is not a this, this is not
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: this is not a damnation of her because I don't
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: know her. This is just based on you know, my
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: knowing you and being friends and caring about you, and
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: track record of other people that I've known, and the
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: idea of going back to an x under you know,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: not pressure, no, but like when you go to wedding,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: you're feeling romantic when you're doing this thing, you're like
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: you start like you know, having So that that's where
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: I will leave it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 15: Okay, all right, so all right here, so here we are,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 15: Let's do a segment called Menji comes Clean.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: All right, yeah, geezpo time.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 15: Okay, So to address that conspiracy theory right there, The
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 15: way that she found out was she was actually on
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 15: Instagram looking up stranger things, conspiracy theories coincidentally more conspiracy theories,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 15: and as you know, when you're on the reels, you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 15: can like swipe up and it's just it keeps going
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 15: and the Woody Show pops up in her feed and
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 15: it's that video of love Connection. So okay, that's uh,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 15: that's how she became aware of it. She wasn't stalking.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 15: She that it literally was scrolling up and it just appeared.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 15: The other bit of the wrinkle is when when I'm
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 15: in here, it's it is like the lines them and
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 15: sometimes you just you're blackout and you hope you're saying
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 15: the right. I was drunk, you guys, it can be
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 15: because you get in your head get in your head
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 15: a lot. So, uh yes, I opened up that conversation
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 15: with her, but we had been talking. I was totally
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 15: blindsided by this whole love connection thing. I didn't know
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 15: how it was going to work. I thought it was
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 15: going to be like a fun radio bit game.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: I said.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, Menja, are you interested that we can
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: find you that? You said, yeah, I didn't think. I
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: didn't think we'd actually go and we were actually gonna
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's your mistake.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 15: Yeah, so, yes, my mistake that was But yeah, everything
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 15: and uh so we're talking and it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So I'm getting flustered already. I don't black out
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: out here, stay here. So what about the deactivation or
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: deleting of the Instagram?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 15: That was my doing? That was nothing to do with her,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 15: nothing to do with her, that was actually my even deactivated?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 15: Because I did not like the feeling of social media
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 15: yesterday for me? What do you mean I didn't want
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 15: to look at the comments. I didn't want to I
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 15: didn't want to do anything.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: But were the comments on your personal page? No, then
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: why did you deactivate your personal page?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 15: I just did not. I wanted to unplug. I just
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 15: wanted to unplug.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: Have deleted the app?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean without actually like getting rid of your account.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: Was like he blacked out.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: I made it very clear.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all want me to put up my account again.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing I would think that, man, you would
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: be uh. From what I'm seeing people, people have been
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: rallying behind you. Yeah, it seems like the listeners are
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: really like, uh, you know, they're they're looking out for you.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 15: Again, I appreciate it, but yeah, I know what I want,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 15: and it was a rocky road to get to that
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 15: point in my head of figuring out, Okay, this is
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 15: really what I want.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: And So doesn't want to get talked out of it
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: because he knows he's like easily swayed.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 15: You've committed to that this is what I want, and
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 15: I you know, she's my girlfriend. At times I feel
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 15: like she's even more than that. And So to me
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 15: that they're my family, I want them, and doesn't want
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 15: to be swayed by social media comments. No, I don't
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 15: want to even see all of the inaccurate conspiracy theories
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 15: and things like, I just want to be happy with them.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, are you are you secretly married?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: I am not. I am not. Do you have plans
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: to drive to Vegas to get married this week?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 15: You know it's been tossed around.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about I support you going like doing what
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: you want. But now here's the thing. I will, I will.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: I don't you know what's one. I don't even know
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: her name, so I know she's listening. You know that's happening.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: So I will say, uh, we look forward to meeting you.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: I want this to work out because we want things
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: to work out for men. She and we want him
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: to be happy, you know. And uh yeah.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: There God, bless God, God, bless God, thank you, thank you.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: There was there was one other thing with the video.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: Nothing to do with Morgan, man, I mean it has
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: it has to do with Morgan, nothing with mention.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's here.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 9: I'm loving this drama.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: It might have been the lighting or something, but they
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: said they noticed something on your neck that wasn't on
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: a video the day before.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: A hickey. You have a hickey? What?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 7: No, let me see turn my face is breaking out. No,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 7: that's not it.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: That side the other side, the other side, the other side,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: not that side, that side.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 9: Did she already break it up with a lipstick?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: Lipstick?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 9: Now, that's like what you noticed in the video.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 10: Said that.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: Not a hickey.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 9: Also the deflection, this is not like segment.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: No, it's not, but it's it said it was weird.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah again I am single.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 12: All right, Okay, Moran, we'll say that you burned yourself.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: Blocked out, you blacked out. I say you blocked out.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: I don't remember that.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 7: It's obvious Morgan been getting.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: Something and then you know what, you know what you know?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: Another fun fact I found out as because dude, everybody
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: was saying, uh that Menchi's girlfriend or whatever is Morgan's dog.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: Groomer used to be used to be crazy.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah did you introduce them?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: No, no, that's what I mean. Like it was just
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: like weird people people in the cross, like that's crazy
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: without even knowing.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 15: I had met Jeffrey before I even knew this Morgan's which.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 9: I have questions about that, like where was my dog?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 9: It should have been at the groomer.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Right SoC sports with the jee Jeff goush.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, dang, good morning to you, Jeff g What's going
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 17: on with the show, Good morning.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: You know the Clippers have been on a roll.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 17: They beat the Wizards last night one nineteen one oh five.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Bars on the Moon gets down hill.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: And neither Hauser with a big finish for the Clippers.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 17: James Harden had twenty two points, Kawhi Leonard thirty three points.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 17: Clippers are playing well, man, They've won eleven out of thirteen.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 17: They hit the road. They're in Toronto tomorrow. Good news
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 17: Laker fans. Lakers are back in action tonight. They host
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 17: LaMelo and the Hornets at Crypto dot Com Arena. Hopefully
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 17: we see a repeat performance of what they did against
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 17: the Hawks the other night. College hoops UCLA lost to
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 17: Penn State. NHL Kings lost to the Golden Knights last
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 17: night in overtime. NFL John Harbaugh is gonna be the
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 17: next coach of the New York Giants. Are finalizing a
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 17: deal as we speak.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: And finally this morning when.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 17: He show, this has to be one of the best
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 17: baseball promotions ever. It's right in line with the Pittsburgh
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 17: Pirates doing a Mac Miller bobblehead, the Baltimore Orioles are
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 17: doing a Tupac bobblehead, and now this bibblehead is fire. It's
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 17: Tupac wearing Orioles jersey with the signature black bandana tied
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 17: around his head. My only question is why haven't the
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 17: Dodgers done this yet? I'm jeffg and that's your SoCal
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 17: sports Ni.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: Jeff. It is a throwback Thursday. We welcome into the
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: studio the Pride, the Pacoima, the senior vice president and
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: managing partner of Club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen, El
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: president a d J, Tim Martina, you know to What's happened?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: B Wood is show all as well. We were so
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: rushed last week, I mean nothing, you're any less busy
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: this week with Alter Ego on Saturday, which we were
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: just talking about. But Tim walked in and asked Gina
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: a question. This is your first Alter Ego. I'm like, no, no,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: it was last year. Last year we got fired out.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, first one.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: So I'm really excited for Gina. I got fire canceled
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: and which, by the way, of course, uh, somebody on
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: the tech because remember we're talking about how everything's a conspiracy.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: You see the text that said, uh, you guys canceled
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: Alter Ego last year because of poor ticket sales. Sold out,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: sold out. No, it was the giant fires that engulfed
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: Los Angeles last year. Maybe you saw something about on
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: the news, like aout it everything was disrupted. Yeah, I
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: mean that was that was That was a major bummer because, yeah,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: we sold out and we're all ready to go and
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: have a good time. But I keep forgetting that the
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: alter go didn't happen last year. But it's all systems
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: are go. As we stand here right now, you're gonna
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: mean you're just like you love it. You've seen the
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's like that, but with better music, because.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's all that we know.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: You know. Well, it's true because the other ones they
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: bring in, like I don't know country people, I don't
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: know some of the other I don't know some of
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: the other pop acts and stuff like that. So which
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: is what they're going for, Because they're going for all
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: the different iHeart stations and stuff. This one is not
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: just the music, but we're also the hosts of it. Yeah,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: so we're hosting the whole damn thing. It's it's it's
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: awesome and we don't have to travel other than just
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: to do it to Englewood. Yude it which depending on
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: the time of day, obviously it cannot be great. But
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: you know it's a Saturday, yes, yeah, So anyway, DJ
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: Tim Martinez is going to be uh working the event
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: with us, and yeah, yeah, it's gonna be cool. Man,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: looking forward to uh to the hang I can't wait.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 19: Well, you know my favorite part of that is walking
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 19: around with you guys, and it's like we get five
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 19: feet and everybody's like, oh my god, what a show.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: Let me take a photo, like a family reunion game
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: it is, and I love that. I love that part
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: of alter egos guys.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 19: Again obviously being an alt just being a rock show,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 19: like it's it's just a different vibe.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a way different vibe. Like the super Bowl
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: is more like the corporate thing this is. This is
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: like the This is like the big high school championship game.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah helluka for sure, and not in level of importance,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: but just in the vibe.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: Great way, great way to put that.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it's like senior old friends exactly at a concert
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 19: that everybody loves.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: The Other thing I wanted to ask you about because
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: Tim is very much in the the details of the
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: planning of this. We've mentioned that we're trying to put
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: together like some event for February. When when are we
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: planning on our being able to announce that. I'm ready
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: when you are, to be honest? Oh really, yeah, okay,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, oh, last I've heard you were talking to somebody
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: from the place that we were talking about holding it.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: We're locked in, all right, we're locked in. All right.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: I can't wait. So let's let's announce that. Let's get
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: through all three ego and let's announce that on Monday. Okay,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: I can't wait. I can't wait. We'll announce that on Monday.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: First wood he hang, yeah, I mean other than alter
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: ego of course.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 18: Sure.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is uh, this is gonna be a
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 5: lot of fun too, and just a little kind of
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: casual get together thing, and we'll have all the details Monday.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: Now I can tell you Monday it is casual.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's there's no tickets, there's no anything. Yeah,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: I know, but cash it's yeah, still still be fun. Well,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: it's throwback Thursday, and we have l Presidente here, Tim Martinez.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: He gets to choose the song that we go up
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: in the club because back in the day he was
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: an actual club DJ. And since we are focusing today
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: on all these songs that are officially twenty five years old,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: yes here into twenty twenty six, the year is two
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: thousand and one, and what song are we going to
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: go with? Here, Tim Martinez? We are going with I
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: Just want to Love You, jay Z. Here we go, Sammy.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: Do you know this song? Whoa? Of course? Because yeah,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: all right, up with the clerk, it's the wheel show.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: Gena has been singing along the entire time Tim's I
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: think Tim's kind of like, you know, I don't know,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: you're rodding up? I mean, I mean not necessarily. What
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: do they call that? What's what's the what's the what
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: are the kids saying? Now? Yeah, there's a there's there's
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: some slang I'm thinking about.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well now there's a slang. Yeah, you're not you're
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: not rodding up, You're not stiffening up. There's something on
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: the texts hit us up over to two. Then I started,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: damn it, what is it?
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: What is the what is the term? I don't know?
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: I mean I got rotten up? Yeah, man, you better
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: be right off. If not rocking up, there's leaking up.
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  Speaker 5: Bricked up, Greg, I'm bricked up. Yeah, my brain was
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: blue ball. They use it. They might use that in
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: the Gay World break up, and not because Gina knew
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  Speaker 5: all the words I'm saying. She's all into it. Tim's
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: over here just getting bricked up. Yeah, Martinez, everybody shows
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: to see ba. Let me ask you before we get
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  Speaker 5: into the weekend audio. I'm listening, what are your thoughts
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  Speaker 5: on getting back to the nex A's a guy who
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: has slammed around a lot, and you know, yeah in general.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 11: In fact, I did it once when I was much younger,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 11: like twenty years old, and I was trying to break
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 11: up with my girlfriend at the time, and then she's
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 11: she's like, she mays like, well you have to come
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 11: let's talk about this in person.
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  Speaker 5: So I drove.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, yeah, that's a tough one.
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  Speaker 11: Old It's all drama, right, which of course I was
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 11: too young to know better at the time, So we
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 11: got the ticket there for a while, and of course
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 11: eventually later broke up.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, I would not do that again.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 11: In fact, the last time I broke up with a
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 11: girl and then she's like, we need to talk about this,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 11: I was like, okay, yeah, you can come to my
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 11: house if you want.
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  Speaker 2: She did.
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  Speaker 11: I think I told you about this was a few
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 11: years ago where she I told her what I was
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 11: thinking about getting her for her birthday, and I broke
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 11: up with her before her birthday, not intentionally but just
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 11: so happened.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: To work that way.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 11: So like part of her coming to my place was
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 11: her begging for her birthday present.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: She's going to project her for her house like that.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 11: Nothing outrageous, but yeah, well if she had given me
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 11: one last party gift, she might have got it, but
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 11: she didn't.
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  Speaker 5: And uh and by the way, that was totally a
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: hickey on mortgage because somebody, somebody provided video evidence or
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: some photo evidence. It was a screenshot from you on
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: like whatever where it was on a Monday and it
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: wasn't it and then Tuesday it was.
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  Speaker 3: Is there?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 9: Then why is it gone today?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: Because they fade?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 9: Well you can break them up.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 4: So when it comes to hickeys, I didn't know about this,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: but Sammy had said something when you know, we're brought
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: this up someone with the lipstick.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, so like a lipstick cap because it's sections so
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 13: if you take the cap off of lipstick, there you
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 13: know it's empty and you can use that to break
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 13: it up.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, it sounds like somebody who speaks from experience.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: I've never heard that.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 9: I mean, everybody knows that.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: I've never heard that.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 13: It's bringing blood to the surface, right, so you're just breaking.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: Up all the blood that.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 7: Right, I'm in my thirties.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 9: Why would I be getting a hitch?
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: So that's a good question.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: Aggressive it's like maybe sliding or whatever. I mean, it
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: was really really light mark on your neck that appeared.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: If you want to.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 4: Analyze the video as all the other lads had done
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: under on our Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: it's under Menji quits the dating game whatever. Watch that
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: video and then yeah, make a judgment for yourself your conspiracy.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 9: I will be honest. No, it wasn't. But you're not
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 9: dating somebody?
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 7: Are you messing with somebody?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 5: Anyway? I don't have to. I don't have time for.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: What did you say during the break? You said, I
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: think something's going on there. I'll tell you why she
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: came in here, And she said.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 7: Initially a couple of weeks ago or whatever, when you
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 7: were like, I'm just trying to have a better attitude
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 7: and I saw that bling your eye and I knew
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 7: you were banging.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: Why that's like unspoken women and stuff.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: They can get all right once again at the wood
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: Show on Instagram, Menji Quits Love Connection analyzed the video
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: on more again, keep keep an eye on the right
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: side of her neck, so if you watch the video
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: on your left, it's her right.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and and make the call for yourself. And we
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: are We're very close again. I think it's a one
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: ninety nine eighty two at the last. We need to
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: get back to two hundred thousand. Even so, if you're
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: not following the Woodi Show on Instagram, please do that
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: at the Woody Show, just give us avall you can
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: unfollow in a few months. It's fun, all right, Sea
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Mass the weekend audio, What do you go?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 11: The little U mini viral video this week is this
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 11: little kid, the little Phillies fan, who was sad, sad
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 11: that the Phillies lost and he was talking to ABC
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 11: six and if you haven't seen it yet, he was
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 11: he had.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: Some harsh words for the staff, all right.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: And I also want Kevin Patula flipping burgers at like
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: the local McDonald's or something. I don't get that whenever
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: he's an offensive coordinator. It's like he's flipping burgers. One
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: side he's cooking. One half he's cooking and the other
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: half is completely raw.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 7: This kid is this you?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: This kid? No, that kid is so Philly. I love
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: that so philly. Yeah, so good.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 11: He was eighty six. Decided, well, this guy, this kid's
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 11: gold here. This could be the next Rizzler. Yes, so
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 11: they went to his house to talk to a little
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 11: Sam eleven year old Sam Salvo to ask him about
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 11: his new exposure.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: This is a dream come true. I never thought that
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: this would happened. Salvo known as Slam and Sam. He
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: sleeps and breathes.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 7: The Eagles win or lose, were the bleeping birds. Baby
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 7: Salvo could even see himself on the big screen one day.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: That would be my second or third option. Like, honestly,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: if I couldn't make pro tennis, then I would try
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: and be like a sportscast or something.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: He sounded all tough and like badass until he said protest.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, I like tennis. I don't have tennis, but
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: it's not but it's not Yeah, I said, I don't.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: I like that, but it's not tough. You know what
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: I mean it's like, you know, you know that it was.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: It was a little left turn there. When you're eleven
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: years old, you think that's what every little boy thinks.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: I'm hill pro baseball player. He'll learn to stay on
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: brand at some point one one of the people on
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: his team won't. That's slightness fire, but he's okay.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 11: This week in audio, Oh I got some only fan
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 11: hose kicked off a plane.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: I think this was Miami.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 11: These two girl ladies weird. They here's some here's some
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 11: of their video that they shot. They were first off,
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 11: they were doing like headstands, headstand girl like in the
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 11: the jetway, and then they sat down in the first
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 11: class seats, which and they're just drunk and yelling shooting video,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 11: which is obnoxious. You shouln't be shooting video inside the
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 11: plane at all. Here's a little bit of their interaction
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 11: in the plane with a stewardess.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: Obviously we're drunk, and you guys don't want to deal
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: with us. We don't have a boarding.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: Pat obviously, excuse you, flight attendant.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're a bunch of drunk host What do you
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: think we're doing.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 11: They both have like the giant lips and the giant
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 11: boobs and then they are this is from only in Daide,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 11: which I hate that name, but where they are taking
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 11: off the plane and this is their explanation to the camera.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: And their seats.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, Okay, I understand, but this, I mean, I
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 9: don't know if you've seen it, SeaBASS. It seemed all planned,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 9: like they set up to go do this and get
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 9: the content.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: We're talking models.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: They do kind of set up stuff like this, like
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: they'll go run fields.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 9: Because they did this whole games Yeah, like started my
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 9: vacation and ended on probation.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was a whole which is again goes back
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 11: to the thing we've said for a long time is
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 11: a lot of these people when they're the no fly
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 11: list doesn't really exist. Yeah, when you get kicked off,
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 11: when you get kicked off a plane, you're just kind
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 11: of just like let free, like you're at like some
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 11: like you're Erodio.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: That day, but tomorrow.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 11: The guy that I was on the plane with I
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 11: think was out of Miami who was smoking weed in
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 11: the bathroom. No one stopped him when he get off
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 11: the plane, and we were like, well, maybe they'll they'll
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 11: get him later.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 11: I think a lot of times it's just that we
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 11: don't want to deal with a paper work and we'll
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 11: just get We'll just move along onto your next a holary.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. This week in audio, we have a little uh
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: what do you show? Original game? Know what? The radio
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: station could play this without being sued by us? What's
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: the sound?
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 11: Copyright trademark all you never hear it anywhere else? This
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 11: is from Fox to Detroit. What's the sound?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: What is this sound? Someone's laughing, Yeah, you think right,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: that's what we do.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: We laugh at others terror like when Greg's freaking out
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: about that's dude right there, slightly light in the loafers.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, owt because there's a mouse running on the floor.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 9: I think there's a bird like in the house flying around.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: That's the other weird thing that people have, like an
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: over the top reaction, like they're screaming and freaking out
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: there's a bird flying around just like just open doors
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: kind of show it toward that area. But it is
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 5: weird though, when a bird enters your house, I'm not
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 5: saying automatically becomes it sounds weird, but like, why this
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: what is the screaming doing that's what I always well,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 5: you can't control yourself. But if you're like, there's no
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: feel like it's just like a bird that got in
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: the house, like open the door.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 13: I think it might be something that they ordered or
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 13: got because say, look at it's here, we're him or something.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: You guys have all got pretty good guesses. It is
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: a It is a man.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 11: He is jumping up on the hood of a car
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 11: because he's walking around Detroit and he encountered a goat.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: A random goat. Just ye, so many goats or goat
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: in Saint Louis. The neighborhood goat smoky.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 11: Smoky didn't hit him like a menace has been hit
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 11: by goats before. He just saw the goat and in
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 11: the middle of the day. And so Fox too went
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 11: to go talk to this guy and ask him about
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 11: his manly response.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: You don't want to offend you.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 12: But a lot of people thought that that was a
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 12: girl scream when you jumped up on that car.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 11: As he said, these are two full grown men who
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 11: don't appear to be, you know, swishing.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: What do you gotta think for yourself? I mean, he
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: he's scared, he's scared. The female this yeah, slow I mean,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: how we got more in the weekend audio cut up
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: next on the Woody.
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  Speaker 1: Show these messages, I had more, and I'll go zero
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: before you.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: Show right back into this week in audio.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 11: We haven't had a lot of great luck with babes
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 11: and I rolls and Greg lately, a lot of a
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 11: lot of eye rolls, a.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 6: Lot of irols. But I think that's something sweeter.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I think.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 11: This next bit of audio mc dude, this is from
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 11: a CBS news and it's about a man Indiana and
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 11: his truck. And I showed you guys a picture of
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 11: this shruck and jacked so like not jacked up like
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 11: a raised up. I mean it's messed up.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: Question.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 11: Half corner of the bed is is bent upward, probably
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 11: a good two feet the picture.
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  Speaker 4: Just picture a pickup truck and then take the bed
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: of it and just pull it up about almost like
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: forty five so many dry the boulder in the back
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: of it, like the tires are still on the ground,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: but the bed, like the actual frame bed of the
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: truck is up in the edge.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 11: Weird has no right rear lights assembly, his his rear
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 11: windshield is fully smashed out, and his gat hold the tailgates,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 11: it's taped down his his license plate is taped to
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 11: the inside of the back of the plastic that is
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 11: now replacing his rear glass.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: That can't be street legal. Right, here's the.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 11: Thing, it's there's no there's no vehicle inspections in Indiana, which,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 11: hello America, thank you. So apparently this truck is gathering
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 11: a lot of It was gathering a lot of attention
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 11: in his local neighborhood. And that's where see the CBS
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 11: Evening News comes in.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: What in God's name happened to your truck? Let's go
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: with what didn't happen to it? Okay.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 20: Colin Crowell, owner of a local detailing shop, launched a
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 20: crowdfunding campaign to get him a new truck, raised about
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 20: twenty two thousand dollars. Mo took his truck for one
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 20: last ride to the local Chevy dealer's.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: This whole thing's not by me. It's about this community
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 5: bonding together.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 20: God is good once again, evidence that people are good.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 11: And they sold it hard there, Greg people are good. Okay,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 11: So he didn't put it to go for me.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: If I want to know what happened to his truck?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 7: Everything, what didn't multiple problems.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: I think that's an ad Babe. He wasn't asking for anything.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: He asked.
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  Speaker 11: He's an old man and he's praising God. He's not
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 11: he's not taking credit for himself.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 6: So wait to clarify the crowd fight, he did not start.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 5: No, people just saw this truck, like, dude, this guy
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: needs a truck. Some say, hey, man, I want to
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 5: very clear reason. There's got to be stuff going on.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 5: This guy. I mean, even get something somewhat better than
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 5: this one just couldn't pull it off. I can't believe
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 5: I know same. The fact that it moves.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would say the only thing I roll about
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 7: it is the damn narrator.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 5: But the story is of the abab All right, what
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: do you think, Greg? Oh, yeah, there's no eye roll here.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 5: This is Had he asked for it, that would have
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 5: been a nicther different. And then we've talked about this.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: That's that's how they You can never do a GoFundMe
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: for yourself.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: People think, oh, you're just asking if you're bigging about
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 4: this weekend audio.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: All right, this is a story.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 11: We also talked about a guy who is just sitting
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 11: naked in front of his window in an la partment
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 11: complex and uh maybe may not happy. Neighbor's not happy.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 11: But you can tell how serious of a problem this
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 11: is by the narration of the KTLA news here all right.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 10: This mom I spoke with tells me she got this
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 10: apartment here in Sherman Oaks because of its large windows
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 10: with all of that beautiful California sunshine pouring in. But
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 10: now she's also getting a daily dose.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: Of a full moon. And not a full frontal, not
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 5: a penisne.
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  Speaker 10: This mom I spoke with tells me she got this
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 10: apartment here in Sherman Oaks because of its large windows
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 10: with all of that beautiful calif Worn you sunshine pouring in,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 10: But now she's also getting a daily dose of a
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 10: full moon.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 11: He went past the joke. The full moon is the joke? Yeah,
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 11: and a full front?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 5: Wait? What full front?
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 9: Just to make it clear, we get it both.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 5: Sides again, I'm with Greg kind of thinking on this.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 5: Where the guy's inside his own house out you're looking
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 5: in and staring through his endoor, not you're you're mischaracterizing.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 11: If if let's take our office window right here, okay,
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  Speaker 11: which we happen to look out because it's a window.
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  Speaker 11: If someone across the road was pressing their wiener up
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  Speaker 11: against the glass.
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  Speaker 5: From the window. So why why are you looking there
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  Speaker 5: and not looking because because.
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  Speaker 7: We have peripheral vision, we don't yeah, we don't have
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  Speaker 7: telescopic eyes.
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  Speaker 11: When we look out a window, we see a lot
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  Speaker 11: of things. That is such a terrible miss character. He's
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  Speaker 11: up in his house, but he is also saying look
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  Speaker 11: at me.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 6: For example, here is if there was a naked guy
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  Speaker 6: with his wiener out on the street, if he was
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  Speaker 6: up in the building that's adjacent to ours in his window,
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  Speaker 6: that's his business.
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  Speaker 5: Awesome, we talk.
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  Speaker 4: About he's hanging out on the sidewalk and was he
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  Speaker 4: pushing his stuff up against the glass of his windows
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  Speaker 4: or was he sitting inside of his house on something.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know his mind, but the characteriz as we're
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  Speaker 11: staring at No, he's just there and he knows we
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  Speaker 11: can see.
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  Speaker 7: And I hate when people are like, oh, the children,
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  Speaker 7: but like if you have kids, you're like, man, why
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  Speaker 7: is this at our house?
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  Speaker 6: Like why do we have to do what Woody and
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  Speaker 6: I do? When people want you to notice their cool car,
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  Speaker 6: don't intentionally don't look right.
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  Speaker 5: If this guy wants to get noticed.
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  Speaker 11: Look this week and audio, guys, we have more songs
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  Speaker 11: coming from R Kelly from It behind bars, drop things.
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  Speaker 11: So he is he's covering a Chris Brown song. Who
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  Speaker 11: knows what this is? But arc Wow, what a team?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah right, doubling down?
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  Speaker 5: Are Kelly covering Chris Brown? He's really he's really two
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  Speaker 5: awesome people. He's hitching himself to a rising star. Uh
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  Speaker 5: so you can and you know what and Chris Chris
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  Speaker 5: Brown knows about hits.
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  Speaker 11: And R Kelly got over the phone, is making us
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  Speaker 11: making sure we know this is not a I here Chris?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 11: So Chris Brown saw this and said it was fire
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  Speaker 11: and so yeah, super team.
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised Chris Brown took a couple of minutes out
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  Speaker 5: of the schedule from beating on his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, weird, all right? This weekend audio? Okay, this now
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  Speaker 11: next one menace? Are you ripping out for a new
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  Speaker 11: season of Canada Shore Canada? It's just like Jersey Shore,
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  Speaker 11: right Canada coming to Paramount And here's the trailer featuring
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  Speaker 11: the one and only Snookie Why okay.
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  Speaker 5: Lashes here? Snooky? Are you crazy.
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  Speaker 10: A whole?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 7: Watching that?
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  Speaker 5: Guess what? Jersey shorees a whole lot of nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: So it's a bunch of you twenty somethings getting naked
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  Speaker 11: and bagging and fighting.
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  Speaker 5: But here's how snookies. Who's in her forties? Yeah, Canada
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  Speaker 5: shore ripping.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, all about it on Paramount Cool this weekend audio.
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  Speaker 11: Our next thing, also involving menace. Did you know that
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  Speaker 11: the McDonald's CEO has his own birthdays and his pir
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 11: addictions are about food trends. You'd think he is the
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 11: CEO McDonald's would know. Yes, here's what he's saying for
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  Speaker 11: this year.
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  Speaker 16: Number one, fiber is gonna be big. Number two, Sweet
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  Speaker 16: and Spicy together is going to be a big food
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  Speaker 16: tread What number three You're gonna see a lot of
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  Speaker 16: beverage innovation.
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  Speaker 5: I feel confident beverage innovation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably protein, Like I'm talking about protein soda right.
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  Speaker 4: But the fiber thing makes sense because we're just recently
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: talking about fiber and weight loss drugs and how important
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: is with these weight loss drugs. The protein is important
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 4: with the.
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  Speaker 5: Weight loss, and they already have fiber sodis.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they really haven't been I mean, they recommend fiber,
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  Speaker 4: but they haven't like pushed it as much.
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  Speaker 5: So a co of people needing protein and fiber because
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  Speaker 5: of all the weight loss drugs, then they are going
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  Speaker 5: to be trending things that you see in food food.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so it makes sense sweet and spicy things like
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  Speaker 7: three years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that I'm just like maybe three years ago. They
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  Speaker 5: all right this week in audio Morgan.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, you need a way to make money because you're
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 11: working in radio and whatever. Progress anywhere in your current position. Yeah,
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 11: salary wise, yeah, trust me, I've been there. Just even
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 11: real maybe you can do with this British dad funny
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 11: accident coming. He's making twenty four grand a year doing
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 11: the following just twelve hours a week.
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  Speaker 21: I was looking on Instagram reels seeing loads of seeds
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 21: about pooh picking America. At first I didn't really want
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  Speaker 21: to do it. But when you got little machineries of
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 21: poop pick and stuff, you're not using it with your
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 21: hand to pick it up. You're using a poo picking machine.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 5: Poop so by pooper scooping.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yes, but now it's automated, right, So he goes
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 7: around and he just goes his service.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen those services before. Well, you know he's making money.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, twenty four a year picking up poop.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 5: He's only doing it twelve hours a week.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a lot of picking up poop. But you
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 9: get little scoopy piers a week, sell some more socks.
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  Speaker 2: No Woody show text in.
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  Speaker 5: Seven and we're gonna wrap up this week and audio
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 5: what he got here? Something else? I forgot to ask Menace,
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  Speaker 5: how much are you ripping out for the new season
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 5: of Euphoria?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, did you see the clip that guy? Well, here's
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 11: the clip. This is from the trailer that that came out.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 11: It follows a bunch of people. You know, there's like
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 11: a it's various naughty things going on, including apparently Sydney
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 11: Sweeney in this current in this current season will have
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 11: be a only fans.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, people still went into Euphoria. Oh, it's still a
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: big thing about enough.
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  Speaker 4: It fell off and I know when it first came
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: out of super Hut for quite a while because all
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 4: the actors have been doing things and we're died dying.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, so here's her boyfriend. I didn't know what that
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 11: that that tall Lordy talking about her new career in Euphoria.
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  Speaker 5: I work all day. My bride to be is spreading
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 5: eagles on the internet. I was just making contact. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: all right, I know I tried. I tried to get
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 5: into you for it, just it wasn't doing anything for
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 5: me really.
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  Speaker 7: As an adult watching it, it feels wrong because there's
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 7: just so much going on.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You don't know what that he hated?
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 5: I found as I was watching it. I didn't care
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 5: about any of the characters, like all of them like
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 5: take her leave kind of people.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what was that movie that that you hated so
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 6: much about kids having sex? Yeah, kind of gives me
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 6: that vibe.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 7: But also Eric Dane was in up. He's not doing
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 7: very well.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. This week in audio, brand new game. How are
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  Speaker 5: they having fun? Oh copyright?
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so there's gonna be audio about someone or something
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 11: having fun. Guess how they're doing it here? All right,
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 11: how are they having fun?
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: Sounds like going down the stairs in a box or something,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: you know, like you used to slid down the stairs.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: Well you guys know that. Okay, that was easy.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 11: So this this account you can find them a called
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 11: tail bit Pets and they have collected dozens of videos
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 11: of cats and apparently either you can put a like
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 11: a laundry basket at the top of the stairs or
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 11: sometimes the cat figures out how to put it up
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 11: there in itself.
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  Speaker 7: Cool, and it will jump in and ride down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I love that. We used to do that a
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: little kiddy exactly. You had to do it this week
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 5: in audio. That's fun. Original game. How they ali? Okay,
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 5: trademark copyright this. I'll give you a clue. This is
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 5: a grandmother hurting herself. How her vibrator exploded. Good guess,
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 5: good guess. Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 7: It sounds like something crashing down from the ceiling, like
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 7: she tried to pull something down and everything came was
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 7: a kitchen wear.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 5: Pots and pants, a baking sheet, a hot baking sheet.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 5: She grabbed it and fell over oil something with oil
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 5: in the kitchen. Yeah, maybe like a pressure cooker thing.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Well, it was a it was sort
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 5: of a sheet thing.
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  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 11: What she did, she was moving stuff and she stepped
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 11: on like the lid to a like rubber made container,
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 11: big plastic thing, and that slid on the ground and
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 11: she ended up doing the full splits.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 5: In a long time. I mean, why didn't sound like
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 5: something exploded in the ground, but she suctioned to the floor.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 5: Sounded like that. She got the wind knocked out of
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 5: she stood up. Oh god, alright, well that's a that's
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 5: this week in audio.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Sea Bass eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 4: four Woodie text us check in over to you to
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  Speaker 4: nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 5: We will be right back.
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  Speaker 2: Buila wouldn't approve the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 5: It's time to wrap this one up pre Friday Noise
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  Speaker 5: in the books full show podcast. Just go to the
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  Speaker 5: woodieshow dot com or wherever you like to get your
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 5: podcasts and get caught up there. Hey, good news tomorrow
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 5: everybody is Friday psyched too. Get the week over with
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  Speaker 5: your week. Our week will continue to the weekend on
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 5: a con alter ego in junk plus your Friday fail stories,
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 5: got the duy Q, maybe some dad jokes. Maybe we'll
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  Speaker 5: see how you are be on your best behavior. That
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  Speaker 5: whatever we can do to get through the morning into
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  Speaker 5: the weekend as quickly as possible Tomorrow Friday here on
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  Speaker 5: the Woodi Show. Anything you got for us in the
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  Speaker 5: number is eight seven seven forty four Woodie, Greg Gory,
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  Speaker 5: Woody Parting words wisdom please Yeah, the average serving size
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 5: and a bag of chips is fifteen chips, which is
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 5: just enough chips to just eat a sorry, yeah it is.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 7: You eat that good one, Greg, You never thought of
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 7: it that way.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 5: Do we leave it as is? Or do you want
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 5: to try it again? Because I'm ready to go home.
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  Speaker 6: The average serving size and a bag of chips is
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 6: fifteen chips, which is just enough chips.
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  Speaker 5: To eat while you decide if you want to eat
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 5: chips there? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck? Yeah?
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 5: Woodchuck could chuck wood. That's how I was supposed to
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 5: suck but FML.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, You're welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for give it the show some
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  Speaker 4: of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 4: to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 4: could suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have a
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 4: great day.
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  Speaker 5: S MG double M Quit this bitch