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Hour 3 - Country Cousins · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka. It's our number three. And it's not
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  Speaker 1: my cousin. It's not your cousin, it's Kirk Cousins. So
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  Speaker 1: which NFL teams will be kicking the tires on Kirk
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  Speaker 1: Cousins after he is officially fired by the Atlanta Falcons
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: that news came out. The Falcons have confirmed what many men,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: women and children speculated that cousins would be available. Also,
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  Speaker 1: is there a deeper meaning the Falcons coach Kevin Stefanski
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: not declaring Michael Pennex as the QB number one? Also,
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: what coach or what's coach Nick Sirianni's vague response on
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: the future of AJ Brown tell you about the situation
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  Speaker 1: in Philly Sirianni giving some evasive answers, and the front
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  Speaker 1: office in general, we'll talk about that and here we go.
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  Speaker 1: It's our number three. If you look at the family tree,
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: it's all about those country cousins. What welcome In the
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  Speaker 1: on and the Riddle of the Day, so we'll have
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  Speaker 1: all of that coming away. But our lead this hour
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  Speaker 1: is from Georgia via Indianapolis, where kirk Cousins is cooked.
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins is cooked. That's not my opinion, it is
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  Speaker 1: a fact. Did you see this? No, you actually have
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  Speaker 1: a life, you have a job, you know, Okay, good?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: The Falcons rookie GM someone named Ian Cunningham, No idea
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  Speaker 1: who that is? So? Ian Cunningham informed kirk Cousins that
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  Speaker 1: his services were no longer needed. That's it. Get out
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  Speaker 1: of here, go away, go away, go away, go away,
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  Speaker 1: go away, and he would be released prior to the
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  Speaker 1: March thirteenth date, the beginning of the new league year.
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  Speaker 1: Very exciting, and the Falcons are not planning to resign him.
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  Speaker 1: He is now free to roam around the country. Get
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  Speaker 1: out here, the Falcons. If they release him outright, they
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  Speaker 1: would get a thirty five million dollar tax bill, and
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  Speaker 1: if they wait till the post June first cut date,
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  Speaker 1: they would split that up over a couple years. Keep
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  Speaker 1: in mind, the salary cap is not real and you
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  Speaker 1: can manipulate it, and it's just something that low IQ
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  Speaker 1: fans believe is more important than it is. The people
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  Speaker 1: that work at NFL teams don't care about the salarycap
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  Speaker 1: because they know it's it's nothing. It goes up every year,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't go down. And you can futs around and
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  Speaker 1: do some Enron level math. You can make this like
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  Speaker 1: a Ponzi scheme if you want, go full Bernie made Off.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that. But this conversation is about Kirk Cousins.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll navigate through this. Let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 1: which NFL teams. Let's play matchmaker. Which NFL teams will
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  Speaker 1: be knocking at the door, kicking the tires taking Kirk
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  Speaker 1: Cousins for a test drive after he is officially fired
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  Speaker 1: by the Atlanta Falcons. So I've got my views on this.
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  Speaker 1: I've got mail grooming, Vince Vaughn and leafy greens, and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these together. We are going
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  Speaker 1: to make a Chimmy chunga is what we're gonna make.
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  Speaker 1: Delicious chimmy chummy sounds good, right, fright up. It's a
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  Speaker 1: way to go, all right. So, first of all, when
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  Speaker 1: I saw this, I was like, let's cue the Beatles
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  Speaker 1: parody band. And it's juicy lucy and a sky of
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  Speaker 1: diamonds is what it is. Right, It's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: spin off of their Sky of Diamonds. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go with male grooming. I said male grooming. This is
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  Speaker 1: an Okham's razor situation. It's an Akham razor situation. Your
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  Speaker 1: simplest answer is most often correct over the more complicated explanation.
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  Speaker 1: Think of this like a wonderful for Kirk Cousins playing matchmaker,
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful reunion tour for Cousins. Get the band back together,
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  Speaker 1: the band that didn't win anything. You got Kevin O'Connell,
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  Speaker 1: who was the OC there in Minnesota, conducting the orchestra,
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  Speaker 1: and you get the Minnesota Pops with Justin Jefferson at
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  Speaker 1: white Out, and assuming they keep Jordan Addison, he'd be
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  Speaker 1: there as well. Purple Hayes baby, not just to be
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  Speaker 1: confused with Hayes in Minnesota. He didn't call show anymore,
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  Speaker 1: but to Purple Hayes. Since JJ McCarthy looks at this point,
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  Speaker 1: if you were to say, what is the image of
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  Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy as an NFL quarterback, it's like he's dog
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  Speaker 1: paddling and it's not going very well. In Lake Minnetonka
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  Speaker 1: and Cousins would come in here and he'd be a raft.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be like an inflatable raft, better than at dingy
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  Speaker 1: that's got a hole in it, Better than a dingy
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  Speaker 1: that's got a hole in it. I'd also like to
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  Speaker 1: know who named the dingy the dinghy? Who's the person
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: said that little boat that we're gonna take to get
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: from the boat to the to the dock, We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: call that a dingy. That seems like a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? So now outside of the Land of ten
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Thousand Lakes and our friends in Minnesota, where else Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going dolphins, And I'm never wrong about these things.
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  Speaker 1: So at the very top of the big board, not
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  Speaker 1: a list, not a list, Terry and England big Board,
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  Speaker 1: not a list. You got the Vikings, but then right
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  Speaker 1: behind them the Miami Dolphins. Warm Weather still have a
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  Speaker 1: decent amount of speed on that team to be part
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  Speaker 1: of a pod of dolphins. They don't have huddles, they
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: have pods. And you can be the point guard if
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  Speaker 1: your Kirk cousins go there. And now you should obviously
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: avoid at all costs the Jets, the Cardinals, the Raiders,
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  Speaker 1: the Browns, the bubonic plague of the NFL and you
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  Speaker 1: go to those teams, it's kind of like being a
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  Speaker 1: human cannonball and being shot into a volcano that's just erupted.
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  Speaker 1: That's good luck. Now, Cousins at this point is a bridge,
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  Speaker 1: not a great bridge, but it's a bridge over troubled waters.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he is at this point. And so maybe
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  Speaker 1: he's more of a toll booth. Maybe should say toll booth, right,
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  Speaker 1: toll booth would have been better to pay him. He'll
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  Speaker 1: pass the ball a little bit. And you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: really win with Cousins in terms of going on a
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  Speaker 1: big time playoff run, but he has more upside and
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  Speaker 1: at least gives you a little bit of hope, just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of hope if you're in Minnesota, certainly
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  Speaker 1: more than J. J. McCarthy. Now, secondly, staying with the
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  Speaker 1: Falcons the dirty birds, because I thought this was interesting.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Kevin Stefanski not a very interesting person, but Kevin Stefanski,
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  Speaker 1: head coach of the Atlanta football team, was asked about
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  Speaker 1: his quarterback room with Cousins being let go soon and
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  Speaker 1: you've got Michael Pennex who's there still. So Stefanski said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to give out positions. In February, he
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  Speaker 1: said when asked if my Michael Pennex is the starting
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  Speaker 1: quarterback for the Falcons, he said, quote, I think you
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  Speaker 1: guys know how I feel about Michael, and I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: about his trajectory. I also know he's focused on his rehab.
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So question is there a deeper meaning? Is there a
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  Speaker 1: deeper meaning to the Falcons head coach Kevin Stefanski not
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  Speaker 1: n ot not declaring Michael Pennix as the QB one.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So listening to Stefanski yap here, and I know how
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  Speaker 1: old he is. I got the vibe that he is
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: a big fan of Vince Vaughan and Ben Stiller that
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: old movie called Dodgeball, because he was really playing dodgeball.
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  Speaker 1: He was going for the dodgeball. There. The way I
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: look at these things, when coaches refuse to say so
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  Speaker 1: and so's at this point on the depth chart, It's
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: like if you own a restaurant and you happen to
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  Speaker 1: hire a five star award winning chef at the restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: and somebody says, is that your award winning five star chef.
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  Speaker 1: You don't say. You don't say no. You say yes
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  Speaker 1: it is, and here's all the stuff that this person's done.
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  Speaker 1: You don't say, Hey, this is just a cook and
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  Speaker 1: training or it's just my line cook. You don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't say You think if somebody said Andy Reid
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  Speaker 1: is Patrick Mahomes you're QB number one at this point,
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  Speaker 1: you think he'd say no. Or if you go to
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  Speaker 1: the Buffalo Bills and say, hey, is Josh Allen competing
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  Speaker 1: with the water Boy to be your starting KREEB, do
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  Speaker 1: you think they say yes he is or no. So
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  Speaker 1: by refusing things changed, but by refusing to say, at
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  Speaker 1: this moment in time today, Michael penn X is my
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  Speaker 1: starting QB. Stefanski is screaming to the world. He's screaming that, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're looking around like we're late night. We're shopping, doing
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  Speaker 1: some shopping, scrolling on our phone, seeing what's available and
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  Speaker 1: all that. We got a wandering eye because Michael Penex
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  Speaker 1: has shimmered like a wet paper towel, if you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. So he's coming off another injury. He
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  Speaker 1: was I loved him in college at some play Washington
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  Speaker 1: that last run the Huskies went on was great, but
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  Speaker 1: the history was the guy gets hurt a lot, and
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: he's gone to the NFL, and it's happened. And we
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  Speaker 1: know Stefanski knows a thing or two about coaching turds.
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  Speaker 1: He coached the Cleveland Browns, so he knows about that.
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  Speaker 1: And you would also assume that Stefanski wants his own guy,
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  Speaker 1: his hand picked field general, whoever that might be, not
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  Speaker 1: some left over project from the previous regime. And so
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: keep an eye on it. And whether that's Kirk Cousins
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  Speaker 1: we just talked about, or tu Oh or the little
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  Speaker 1: fella Kyler Murray, Alligator Arms Murray or Aaron Rodgers, whoever
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  Speaker 1: it might be. You go into it. And the Falcons
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  Speaker 1: they're playing duck Hunt, the quarterback edition of Duck Hunt,
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  Speaker 1: and Pennix is not the guy, and I don't disagree.
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  Speaker 1: He's not the guy. You don't have anyone else, So
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  Speaker 1: you're just announced you're getting rid of Cousins, So who
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  Speaker 1: else is there? Even if he's just keeping the seat
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  Speaker 1: warm at the moment, he's the guy, doesn't mean he's
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  Speaker 1: the guy, but he's the guy for right now. So
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  Speaker 1: we'll see anyway, final part of this final thought, we
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: go to the Delaware Valley where Fry Daddy is driving
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: around the mean streets of Pennsylvania, not in the Delaware Valley,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: but Jonathan in Delaware is absolute driving around the Delaware Valley.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: So the Eagles were asked about A. J. Brown in
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  Speaker 1: his future We have done. I just went back and
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  Speaker 1: checked my notes. Seven two hundred and thirty three monologues
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  Speaker 1: on AJ Brown. He's the most interesting man in the world.
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  Speaker 4: A J.
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  Speaker 1: Brown. Anyway, get to the point. So the point is wow,
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  Speaker 1: that the Eagles thought about trading AJ Brown a year ago.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't do it. They brought him back. They thought
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  Speaker 1: about trading AJ Brown mid NFL season. They didn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have the stones to do it. So did
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles a announce that they are preparing now to
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: finally get rid, finally get rid of Nick Sirion, get
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  Speaker 1: rid of AJ Brown and make Nick Serrea on his
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  Speaker 1: job a little easier or did they kind of go
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: waffle like waffle house kind of waffle a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: Did he do that? Or really no answer, So the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles were the word is non committal, non committal on
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  Speaker 1: AJ Brown. Nick Sirianni and Howie Roseman very quotable GM.
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  Speaker 1: Howie Roseman would not gear on to that he would
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  Speaker 1: be back. So the question, when you think of the
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  Speaker 1: very vague response, what is Nick Sirianni's response, which was noncommittal, vague,
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  Speaker 1: little tap dance action, that response on the future of
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  Speaker 1: AJ Brown in Philadelphia?
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  Speaker 3: Here?
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  Speaker 1: What does that tell you? All right? What does it
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  Speaker 1: tell you? So Sirianni did not say maybe he did not.
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  Speaker 1: It was like to me, it sounded like a for
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  Speaker 1: sale sign. You know, like you don't necessarily want to
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  Speaker 1: sell your house, but I have lost your job or something,
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  Speaker 1: or some bills popped up and you have to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of the house. You have to downgrade the house
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And so it's like the hung
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  Speaker 1: the for sale sign on the liberty bell and said
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  Speaker 1: we got to do something. If AJ Brown was untouchable,
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  Speaker 1: you would have sounded like Nick Cassario the Texans GM.
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  Speaker 1: This is moronic. I can't believe it. In love, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, sow vetch them didn't happen. Uh. Sirianni did
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  Speaker 1: not attempt to shut down the trade talk in two
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  Speaker 1: seconds needed Howie Roseman. Instead, they served up leafy greens,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: the verbal kind of leafy greens, better known as a
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: word salad. And they've they've let the NFL teams know
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  Speaker 1: if you're you haven't figured this out, operators are standing by.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Operators are standing by. So it's it's kind of like, hey, uh,
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  Speaker 1: your your girlfriend says, uh, you know, listen, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down to the bar, all right, and
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: uh you see what happens. You know, we go down
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  Speaker 1: and see what I mean, see what I want to
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  Speaker 1: see what's out there?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Okay, Uh, you're looking for something else anyway, if
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: you follow me, breadcrumbs here, Howie Roseman, Howie Roseman doesn't
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  Speaker 1: what's the word I'm living. He doesn't want to leave
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  Speaker 1: the door open unless unless he's planning on doing something,
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  Speaker 1: and he should. The Eagles, the should have gotten rid
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  Speaker 1: of AJ Brown a while ago, and so they've been
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  Speaker 1: reluctant because he is talented and they're afraid to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of him and all that stuff. And if you
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  Speaker 1: look at what he did this past year, AJ Brown
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  Speaker 1: thinking like if it's horse trading, and Brown was not
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  Speaker 1: good and he did lead the NFL in eye rolls
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  Speaker 1: a lot of eye rolls. And if you want slouched shoulders,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: he gave you sloud shoulders. He had a lot of that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Folded arms, he gave you some folded arms. First Team
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  Speaker 1: All Pro in pouting, he led the NFL in pouting.
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations on that. Did they give out that award
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  Speaker 1: at the NFL Honors They did not, And I'm told
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  Speaker 1: they did not give out the award at the NFL
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  Speaker 1: Honors in San Francisco at the Super Bowl for pouting.
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  Speaker 1: So if you are generally speaking, if you are committed
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  Speaker 1: to a player, you say it with your chest and instead,
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  Speaker 1: this feels more like Drew Carey has been hired on
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  Speaker 1: a temporary basis, and it's the price is right, the
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: price is right, start the bidding, and here's Buffalo over there,
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  Speaker 1: there's New England, and you're not denying it because you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to make a move. And so Brown's halfway out
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  Speaker 1: arena management. Well that's from King Roy.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, Fergdog says by dumb questions about the
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: opposing team's student section. You see hell, Hey, who else
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: do we have? Page Don Bobby keelon Pie Bobby and
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Florida got a right bad job by him? So did
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Manuel in Guardina Bubble Guts from Nick in in Parts unknown. Now,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: who else do we have? Let's see here Paige Dan
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and Dude White commercials every single every single time? What
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: else we have to see? Page Dan by the thongfong
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: fong pong pong pong from Lady Sideburns Final Jeopardy, I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: guess by Late Night drug tester? Who else Page? Then?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: They're just right there? Yeah? That that that that that milkman.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Mike in Colorado says by h Well he got a
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: right bad job by him. Who else do we have?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Weed man begging from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Keith Oho
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Texto says, interrupted by Bill Miller saying, don't talk to me,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what you're talking about. On that
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Robin Minnesota says by the hawk, Tua girl, you just
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: shout to have some fun. Bill says, interrupted.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: You got to give him that?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. All the Disney characters interrupted the Orlando Magic.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: J T.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: The Wingman says, the chicken dance. It's a finger licking
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: good donkey sausage. You got it rite. Bad job by
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: him and inca terror. Who else do we have? Let's
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: see page down Mike the Leprechaun said by Roll Aids.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Filler up. Phil says, mister Soko is the correct answer,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: hollering James snoring guess by courtesy flusher Va the right
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: got it right. Bad job by them. Let's see who
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: else do we have to see? Who's your Bill? He's
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: he's hanging out with Do you have an answer? Lorrain again?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: The Mallard riddle of the day Stan Van Gundy confirming
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: that his pregame speech with the Orlando Magic was regularly
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: interrupted by blank.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: By the same little grimlins that interrupt you all the time.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: The gremlins. Is it the gremlins attacking?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Uh No?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: The correct answer apparently, Twight Howard farting is the correct
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: answer there. Former NBA player d White Howard Well Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: there's some sound that's actual, behind the scenes locker room
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: sound of the Yeah, the bubble guts, I guess would
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: be one way to describe it. Well, that's the way.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: That was a good, good term. I like that. I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: haven't used that in a long time. And then this guy
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: said it, and that's that's solid. I gotta bring that
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: back into my lexicon. Bubble guts, that's a that's a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: solid phrase. So the rumbling, you know, rumbling my tummy
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and all that stuff, the gurgling, the bubbling your abdomen. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: that's great. All Rightt's go to the phones and let's
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: see your eeny meanie miny mo. Let's say hello to man. Well,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: he's a legend, and you gotta get gotta let legends
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: believe he's driving around.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Well, Benny Man, another dan paradise right here. You know
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: how we do it with the Mallard militia. Most of
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: us are working man, you know, making this great nation.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: The best at it.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: It's been that what Trump tells us not to get political.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: But hey, Benny Bouchard, you know I got a little bone.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: To pick with you.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest all right. You know, you have
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: kind of a piss poor take on Raider fans and
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: what it is to be a Raider fan.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Like we don't know that the commitment of excellence has
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: become the excrement that we've seen, and like we don't
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: know that Tom Brady is pulling the strings behind that
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: puppet with the pumpkin haircut and freak.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Look that is Mark Davis, who doesn't know one chance
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: of what his dad knew about football.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So I mean, well, let me explain, man. Well it's
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: a fair point. I mean, let me address the issue,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: all right. So I get feedback from people that listen
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to the show. They send me messages, and I've done
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: several monologs the Raiders are good talk radio because they're
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: bad and they make dumb decisions, and that's good talk radio.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And so I've talked a lot about the Raiders, and
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I've pointed out they don't know what they're doing. And
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I have gotten some very angry messages from your fellow
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Raider fans who have decided to go on the warpath
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: against me because I just merely pointed this out. So
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you the I'm reacting to the reaction
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: that I'm getting when I don't think I've said any outrageous.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I just pointed out what's happening, and some people getting
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: upset by that. So I'm just merely letting you know.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: There are fellow Raider fans who I assume are real people.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's email mostly and saying some things
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: that would lead me to believe they've been taking down
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the garden path.
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  Speaker 5: That was the X post the other day, wasn't it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Well it was that, but it's more it's yeah, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: don't really pay attention to X. I don't they say
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: whatever they want.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I don't care what so feisty real Raider Nation. If
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: we're Malard Malitia, we got your back, all right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: But let Pirito know, Let that guy Purito know. I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, Pirito was one of the guys upset Ben,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Because we don't sit here and throw the mishaps and
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: all the stupid crap that ball Z and your Clippers
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: do with their Final four banners and their crappy All
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Star weekend.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Oh here we go. This is the We don't do
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: this while you're doing it. By the way, while you're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: doing and It wasn't a crappy It wasn't a crappy
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: All Star weekend. The Alstar Game product is not enjoyable
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: for the fan to go to. And it wasn't just
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Clipper fans didn't go. It was La Laker fans didn't go.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: And well, let's you're a whore.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: The ladies of the knight Ntry Boulevard had a good night.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: But I have heard the All Star Game is very productive.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: If you're a working woman, you can make a lot
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: of money at the All Star Games.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know that. But uh, hey, no, Ben,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: you know it's all good man. I still got your back.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And uh, we're almost at baseball season. It's almost baseball season.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: The Dodgers come on now, and we won't. We don't
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: have to worry about we don't have to worry about
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Kershaw losing any playoff games anymore. So we're good.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: We don't have to worry about cry baby Padre fans
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: doing anything but crying either. We you know what, this
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: is going to be smooth sailing this year. This team
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: is stacked. I mean, if you're talking stat, we're talking
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Dolly Parton in the eighties. Stat. This team is what.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: About Morgan of the Kissing Bandit we might even go
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: that that far back.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: But yeah, right there, do you know Tommy he god
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: rep this soul, you know. I'm sure he got one
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: on the cheek mmr.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: But uh yeah, man.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: So I just want to check in with all right, man,
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: I'm glad you checked in.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You all right, And.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Hopefully Andrea gets your chick with the square away Mercury
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: and retrograde isn't too bad?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: All right, come come see us sometime again. Man, Well,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: thank you, buddy, the great Man. Well, yeah, what let.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Me know where?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll let you know, all right, buddy, all right,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the Great Manuel there in Guardina, our buddy, Port of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: La working away. They're long shoreman and they well he
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: does a bunch of stuff. But I think he's still
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: doing that. He was doing that, I think at one point. Anyway,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it is the Ben Malor Show, and you know what
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: time it is.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: It's another Ben Maller game.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these. Is it too much
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: or not enough enough? Already here we go too much
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: or not enough? I got an email from somebody saying
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: that the I think this was Mike. I don't know
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: where Mike Is send me an email the other day
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: saying that the biggest competitor for Caller of the Year
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: on the show is SpongeBob, who's only made a couple
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of phone calls.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: But he's so impactful when he does call.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: That would be a massive upset, Loraina, of SpongeBob where
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: to win?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Well, it gets to call from under the sea.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I know. Will he have Patrick start with him? Who knows?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to SpongeBob SquarePants. Hello, SpongeBob morning.
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: If you want to know my loyal constituents out there,
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: ben coopen, Hey, Lorena.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Look at that SpongeBob stealing Anthony and Louisiana's act. Now
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: SpongeBob Anthony said he likes going down to impress a woman,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: takes her to outback. Where does SpongeBob take a lady
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: to impress her?
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: We go to the chum Bucket and then we blow
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: it up, and then we go back to the kresty
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Crat because I can make a mean debocrat supreme Oh
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: my god.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: All right, well, I'll make sure.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: That Swinward's not there because he's a he's a mean old.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Part Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, here we go all right,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: calm down, SpongeBob. All right, here we go too much
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: or not enough? And all you have to do is
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: get three questions right now. Are you getting help from
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: mister Crabs? Is he helping you on this? Or what
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: are we what are we looking at?
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: No, he's still at home. I'm at the girty craft
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: getting it ready for the day. Patrick just took a big,
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: big honking one and I'm cleaning it up.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: But it's not okay, okay, all right, all right, here
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: we are. Question number one, Victor Wemba Nyama. That's a
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: basketball player. He had He's had down eight games with
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: five or more blocks so far this season. Too much
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: or not enough? Too much or not enough?
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm gonna say, because he's like ten feet tall,
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: that is not enough.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Fight out. That's right, okay, come down, SpongeBob. Very excited.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I love how excited I did, SpongeBob. I always thought
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: when I was watching, I don't watch SpongeBob is pretty
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: much after my time. But when I when I've seen
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a few episodes, I was thought he'd be one of
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: our fans. You know, he'd be a fan of show.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Question number two. There are seven running backs making ten
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: million dollars more annual average salary. Is that too much
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: or not enough? SpongeBob, M Well.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: There's three two teams with everyone has a running backs.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say that's not enough.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's find out right again? Right again?
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: Witte ready, I'm ready.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Is this SpongeBob or Sheldon J. Plankton the genius? I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: Hey, eat my name man out of your mouth?
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Watch all right?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, come down. Question three. You're doing great. Here's a
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: SpongeBob and you listen to a live I wouldn't like
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: that too much? Not enough?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Here in my computer wipe.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Question number three, there are five players in the NBA
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: with one hundred or more steals so far this season.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: SpongeBob, Well, there are thirty semi teams in the NBA. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: lots of players. I am going to say, for well,
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: I think it too much.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, SpongeBob, let's find out Laredo. You know you got
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: it right, you got it right. I was shocked. I fuddy,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I fuy right, just say my name for something.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: I got your car, you bring it around town.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna get wrong now.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: It'd bring it. Hey, great one, really, man, I forgot
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: about that one.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, so calm down, let's let's keep going here. Question four.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You've already won the game. But question for Jared Allen
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: of the Cavaliers has thirteen double doubles so far this season.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? SpongeBob, he had.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: A double double, He had a double double, crabitty supreme.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: Well I'm gonna say that is what can I say?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Not enough?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Let's find out all right again? Right again, SpongeBob, what amazing?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: One more to get right? One more to get right?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go, said number seventeen. Not enough? Was right seventeen?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. There are ten NFL teams
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that currently have over fifty million dollars in cap space.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough to sweep the board? SpongeBob, Oh,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: crab isn't too.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Much or not enough? He said?
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: Well, I say it is?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: You sure about that? Are you sure about that? SpongeBob? Wrong,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: we were so close to having We're gonna get sued
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: naming the game after you next week. But SpongeBob, congratulations
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: he won the game. You got four right, and a
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: tremendous job, and thank you, thank you, and you do
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: get a golden ticket.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: And guys had a wonderful nights. Back to the toilet.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, there he goes our friend SpongeBob, a big winner
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: there on too much or not enough? I okay, that's outstanding.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: We are moments. We have some questions coming in here.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: He sees Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad football season is over
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: because men can start concentrating on their wives again.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: All right, well, so let's see about that. There's other
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: things to concentrate on. A but that now inca tears
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: as SpongeBob totally needs to enter the Mallard Palooza this year.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I agree, can anyone beat SpongeBob? We normally have music acts.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: We haven't heard much from Jay Scoop recently. I know
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: he's going to school or something like that. So who knows.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: But the Malort Paloozo will be the biggest event of
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the summer. We look forward to that. Biggest event right
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: now is the Queen of Hearts with Lorraine. So if
• 35:18
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• 35:20
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• 35:23
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• 35:25
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• 35:29
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• 36:14
  Speaker 5: It's of it byes with Lorain and ten nin clean Up.
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• 36:23
  Speaker 6: n get rye and n dear rye. Oh yes, it
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: is time for love here on the Ben Malice Show.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: I know you were all some hopeless romantics out there, really,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: oh yes, oh yes, with booming love lives.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: All right, we have we have questions. Here, we we
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: got all right BP rights In he says, what is
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the appropriate number of dates before your significant other can
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: let one rip? Is the number different for the man
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: than the woman? There a sweet spot, Lorena.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I mean it depends on who you ask, Okay,
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: because I would just I just don't.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: I would never.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: I could never it just unless I'm like dying and
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: you I don't know what happened, like I'm asleep.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: I just would never. But I know men who do
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: it all the time.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: They have no shame. Yeah. See, you think there's probably
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: women that do it too, but you don't know any
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: women like that.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: I do have some friends who, you know, they've been
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: married seven plus years, and I'm pretty sure they also
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: no longer care. Yeah, and maybe after a seven year
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: marriage Mark, maybe I wouldn't care either, Ben.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I try I try not to. In the hotel,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I end up. I'll go to the lobby sometimes walk around,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: so you go somewhere that but sometimes but sometimes you know,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: it happens. Yeah, I try not to.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: But also using the hotel lobby if you have to
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: like explode the bathroom.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, also yes, this big proponent of the hotel lobby bathroom. Yes,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: bird Dog says, my friend Robbie just got dumb by
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: his longtime boyfriend. Can you cheer him up?
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm so sorry about that. You know, the best
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: way to get over someone is getting under someone else.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Ello, My friend Robbie has a crush on a girl
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: way way out of his league. How do you tell
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: him to give up on her?
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good one. Don't give up, because no
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: one's ever really out of your league. It's a matter
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: of how you conduct yourself.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, okay, I've dated.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Some interestingly, like really Lorena, that one type man men,
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: So you know, okay shot.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Late night drug tester says, instead of getting a tattoo
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: to honor your woman, is a message shaved in your
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: hair A good substitute.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think that's so much better. For one, it's
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: giving me.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: Hocus pocus vibes, you know, when he has the ice
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: in the back of his head. But also, it's not permanent, so.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: A tattoo is usually cursed.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: If you put a tattoo of someone's name on you,
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: it's not going to end with Yeah, the relationship is
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: bound to end. So I think doing something thing more removable,
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: or you know what else would be fun? Hannah tattoos?
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Going get some henna tattoos and then every what three weeks,
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: you could.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Have a new girlfriend.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: There you go, you can change it up.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: And then you'll be like, look what I got for
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: You make it seem so thoughtful every time.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Now, what if you don't tell him it's a henna tattoo?
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: What if you say, this is just a brown tattoo.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: I like that idea.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Shane and Moy says, how does the Queen of Hearts
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: feel about the US hockey US women's hockey team winning
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: the gold? Watch any of that? Lorena? I did not
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: watch it, not a second.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: No, not a second.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Not interest you at all? No, you did not care
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: at all about that? I got you?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Sorry, Sorry, ladies, JJ did great. I heard you did.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: JQ wing Man says, what's the best compliment you can
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: tell your woman?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Oh gosh, oh that's a good one. So many good compliments.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: You smell good, you look smell good. That's a good one.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: You feel good? Me feel good?
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Oh man, Oh honey, you make the best food. Okay,
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: let me taste never mind, all.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Right, it's a family show at this time of the morning. No,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: not really, No kids are away.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Queen of Hearts