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Press Play - Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to press play. We were going through the lesson
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  Speaker 2: stellar history of video game movies. I'm Drew Shulman. With
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  Speaker 2: me is my beef teak bro Jason Wynn. Now, whether
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  Speaker 2: you're watching or playing along, it's time to press play.
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  Speaker 2: Are you familiar with Final Fantasy? Like, have you heard
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  Speaker 2: of it before?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I've heard of it. Wild time to reveal that
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  Speaker 3: I've never played any of them. I never got into it.
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  Speaker 3: They were like hot. It was the PS two era, right,
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  Speaker 3: that's when my coming of age or weakening into video
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  Speaker 3: games happened. But they were like two edgy and involved
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  Speaker 3: when I was of age, and they were popular, Like
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  Speaker 3: I was playing Cars the movie Time video game when
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  Speaker 3: Final Fantasy like ten was coming.
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  Speaker 1: Out, you know what I mean. So oh it never crossed.
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  Speaker 3: My my my desk and it never came across my
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  Speaker 3: desk to get into video games, despite me being the
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  Speaker 3: demographic like all the Asian kids that I knew, all
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  Speaker 3: the older Asian kids I knew were into Final Fantasy
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  Speaker 3: and Kingdom Hearts, I was not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I will definitely say I think for me,
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  Speaker 2: Final Fantasy was like I dabbled in it as a child,
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  Speaker 2: but like you said, it was a difficult game. It
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  Speaker 2: was not an easy one to get into, Like it
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  Speaker 2: required a level of reading comprehension and like remembering story
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  Speaker 2: and like I like looking back at some of them,
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  Speaker 2: like the character and story beats you hit or like
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  Speaker 2: a little more intense. I think it really was like
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  Speaker 2: Final Fantasy seven, which I know was like the most
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  Speaker 2: cliche one to get in on, but it's the one
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  Speaker 2: that got me in. But I also then had a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of friends get into Final Fantasy, but all got
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  Speaker 2: into different ones. So like I was playing seven, one
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  Speaker 2: of them was playing I think eight or nine, and
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  Speaker 2: then one of them got really into ten. So we
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  Speaker 2: would like during like our summer days off and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: we would like meet up and discuss like, oh, what's
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  Speaker 2: going on in that game, like like recap me the story.
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  Speaker 2: So it was like a not like it was like
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  Speaker 2: an asynchron is like all play one and divulge the
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  Speaker 2: story to you all, Well you do the same for me.
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  Speaker 2: We all had our different games.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a crazy time to reveal
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  Speaker 3: that Drew did not have friends, but he just multiplied
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  Speaker 3: and clothe himself and it was one of those like
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  Speaker 3: like Nicholas Cage's next where he just wanted to absorb
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  Speaker 3: as much Final Fantasy information as possible and just divulge
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  Speaker 3: the story to himself.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's the thing two the number of games.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to play this game, but I
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  Speaker 2: just don't either have like the patience for it, but
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  Speaker 2: I want to know the story and I'll like read
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  Speaker 2: the wikier watch playthroughs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 3: I think similarly because Final Fantasy Final Fantasy seven specifically
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  Speaker 3: so reverent in video game culture. It is people's best
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  Speaker 3: game of all time. It was like their introduction to
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  Speaker 3: this world of anime, which we have Vermage is going
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  Speaker 3: to get into. And I had always been curious but
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  Speaker 3: not enough to get into it. But now that we've
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  Speaker 3: watched this movie, and now that both was a remake
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  Speaker 3: and rebirth are out, Yeah, I think this is I
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  Speaker 3: think that could be one if I'm going to get
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  Speaker 3: into it, That's gonna be the way I get into it.
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  Speaker 3: One of these days, when I'm feeling just anime enough,
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  Speaker 3: I will I will delve into these games because I
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  Speaker 3: am very intrigued. I feel like I'm missing a part
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  Speaker 3: of the culture. Of the zeitgeist.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I can see it too. I think Final
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  Speaker 2: Fantasy has become like such a franchise that like it's
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  Speaker 2: and the nice thing too. It is like the double
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  Speaker 2: edged sword. Here is the double edged giant store that
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  Speaker 2: can crush a person. Is the like they're all unique
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  Speaker 2: in standalone that you can kind of just pick the
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  Speaker 2: one that speaks to you the most, whether it be
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  Speaker 2: like my friends all rave about this one or this one.
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  Speaker 2: I just like the look of it the most. My
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  Speaker 2: personal favorite Final Fantasy was the Game Boy Advanced Final
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  Speaker 2: Fantasy Tactics Advanced, which is just like fire Emblem esque,
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  Speaker 2: like GREATA based combats and all the classic like random
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  Speaker 2: encounter kind of stuff you're used to. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 2: just felt like I like the story, I like the
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  Speaker 2: art style, like the characters. It just it did a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things right. And also being a handheld game
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  Speaker 2: on a game Boy was like I could take it
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  Speaker 2: on a car ride or I could play it like
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  Speaker 2: on a break school. It wasn't like a I gotta
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  Speaker 2: come home from school, do my homework, clean up, or
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  Speaker 2: do whatever I have to do, and then I can
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  Speaker 2: get like an hour plus of playtime before it's like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta stop and go to bed because I'm in
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  Speaker 2: high school and I still love parrots, that you take
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  Speaker 2: care of me and shit so much Lore, so so
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  Speaker 2: much a beating you random frough Lore Fantasy is complicated?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you leave me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And this is the movie which I did not realize
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  Speaker 3: was part of the video game movie.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that it came out so early as well.
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  Speaker 3: I think i'd seen it on Netflix in the twenty
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  Speaker 3: tens and assumed that it came out then. Hell of
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  Speaker 3: a time to reveal that I not only have not
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  Speaker 3: absorbed any Final Fantasy, that this is a straight up
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  Speaker 3: fucking sequel. This is not an adaptation, this is not
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  Speaker 3: this is not any of that. This is just, hey,
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  Speaker 3: did you play Final Fantasy? Good luck, loser, we're in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like as someone who played Final Fantasy, and like
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  Speaker 2: I dove into Final Fantasy seven like deep Lore, and
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  Speaker 2: like weird side quest bonus bullshit. This movie does so
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  Speaker 2: little on the handholding side. It genuinely feels like you
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  Speaker 2: need to finish seven, like on a full playthrough, like complete,
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  Speaker 2: don't skip anything, get it all done, and like as
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  Speaker 2: as possible and then as soon as the credits roll
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  Speaker 2: play this movie. I'm also curious this came up and
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  Speaker 2: it was one of those things where, like, I saw
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  Speaker 2: this movie, I was a big fan. I had a
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  Speaker 2: pre order of this at my local game store, like
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  Speaker 2: no name brand game store, like three years before it
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  Speaker 2: came out because they kept delaying it and they actually
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  Speaker 2: closed one under so they only five bucks. But they're gone, bastards.
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  Speaker 2: But to say all that was watching it this time
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  Speaker 2: for the first time in maybe like however many years
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  Speaker 2: since it came out, maybe once since then, I'm like, huh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember this part. I don't remember this part. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: something's wrong here. Well I looked it up. Which version
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  Speaker 2: did you watch? That's it. I watched Final Fantasy Set
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  Speaker 2: Semi colon Advan Children hyphen Complete.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so that's that was also the option that
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  Speaker 3: was veiled to me on Amazon only in Japanese apparently
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  Speaker 3: as well. Oh okay, so interesting. So I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what was missing or what was included. It all felt
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  Speaker 3: so animated to me. There's many you had that were like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this and this, and I just went listen. Man, they
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  Speaker 3: had me at anime. I'm just a victim. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: a participant. At this point, I have no choice but
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  Speaker 3: to accept the rules of this world.
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  Speaker 2: What's this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, sure, that's kind of my feeling the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yes you please. For the people who
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  Speaker 2: aren't familiar with either Final Fantasy seven or Advan Children
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  Speaker 2: or Advent Children Complete, could you please like give us
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  Speaker 2: a brief rundown of what did happen. Two years after
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  Speaker 2: the events of Final Fantasy seven, a disease called geo
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  Speaker 2: stigma is spreading through the planet. Guilt ridden and haunted
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  Speaker 2: by his past, Cloud Streife has decided to live a
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  Speaker 2: secluded life, solitary lifestyle you away from all his friends.
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  Speaker 2: Tiva's Bar has turned into an orphanage for children stricken
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  Speaker 2: by giostigma, and now three mysterious enemies emerge from the
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  Speaker 2: darkness as they like go back to see what happened
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  Speaker 2: to Cephrol after he was defeated, and these three weirdos
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  Speaker 2: seek to finish what Cephro started by bringing him back
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  Speaker 2: from the dead. Hell yeah, and none of that should
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  Speaker 2: make any sense to you unless you played this game,
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  Speaker 2: and even then barely.
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  Speaker 3: I I really try to fall like I and I
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  Speaker 3: think like a good chunk of it is like followable.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, okay, I get the premise that you just
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  Speaker 3: did was perfect and beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: It really does it.
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  Speaker 3: But there are certainly references to what happened in Final
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  Speaker 3: Fantasy seven that they didn't acknowledge by the way they
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  Speaker 3: just went hah and then moved on. They didn't go oh,
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  Speaker 3: they didn't do an EMCU style. This wasn't test screen
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  Speaker 3: to audiences. There was no like reworking of the script
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  Speaker 3: like in modern times. They just went figure it out, stupid,
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  Speaker 3: Why the fuck are you watching this if you haven't
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  Speaker 3: played Final Fantasy seven?
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  Speaker 2: Basically like this really, Like I said, it feels like
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  Speaker 2: the cut scene at the end of a game that
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  Speaker 2: just got too long. So they were like, I guess
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  Speaker 2: put it in a movie.
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  Speaker 3: Theater, which I respect hugely as a as a bystander,
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  Speaker 3: I respect that. As a as an audience member, what
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  Speaker 3: the hell, I'm curious how much of a recap of
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  Speaker 3: the game can you give us?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 3: I think this was actually pretty long, because first off,
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  Speaker 3: Final Fantasy owned developed and published by Square Phoenix. Final
• 8:31
  Speaker 3: Fantasy is and anthology role playing video game series, and
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: what that means is that it's tactical RBG. Sometimes it's
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: action RBG. Most of the time it's turn based RBG.
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  Speaker 3: But they're all not connected to each other more or less.
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  Speaker 3: So it's legend of Zell the but you collect people
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  Speaker 3: like Pokemon. But there's a lot more spiky hair anime
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  Speaker 3: people than both those franchises combined, both of which are Japanese. So,
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  Speaker 3: but that being said, released an teen ninety seven, Final
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  Speaker 3: Fantasy seven is one everyone thinks about when it comes
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  Speaker 3: to the series, right. That one follows cloud Strife, which,
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: my god, that sounds a good Transformers character. He's a
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  Speaker 3: mercenary who gets involved in eco terrorism against a mega corporation,
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  Speaker 3: which makes me feel like I should play Final Fantasy seven.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, honestly, I will say great games.
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  Speaker 2: I've only just started the remake, and I will say
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  Speaker 2: the thing that everyone says about the remake is it's
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  Speaker 2: not a remake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So that was the plot twist of remake, which
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  Speaker 3: is the first one is that it is a time delineation.
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  Speaker 3: So now when people were like criticizing it for being
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: like a shellless, you know, employ of capitalism, there is
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  Speaker 3: some story beat changes which thankfully the Internet seems to
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  Speaker 3: have pretty much kept in wraps for rebirth. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know anything about that. I know the major spoilers for
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  Speaker 3: Final Fantasy seven because it's how old am I. I'm
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  Speaker 3: twenty eight turning twenty nine. It is thirty years old. Y,
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  Speaker 3: it's older than you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, which is a shocking revelation my heart. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So Final Fantasy seven again prolific. That is the recap
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  Speaker 3: for that, and this is a continuation of that story. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: there's many anime people, there's swords what I said, right,
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  Speaker 3: eco terrorists.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we we got it. We got it.
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  Speaker 2: And I will say, like, of all the Final Fantasy games,
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  Speaker 2: like the story that I think is the most like
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  Speaker 2: worth going back to because the whole idea of like
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  Speaker 2: like essentially an analog for Amazon. They are a company
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  Speaker 2: that is so big that they've essentially started to rule
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  Speaker 2: the world. They're in charge of everything, power, buildings, home
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  Speaker 2: trans like everything in the world of Final Fantasy seven
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  Speaker 2: is run by Shinra, the Power Company in some sense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and this is a group of they're labeled Eco terrorists
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  Speaker 2: and they kind of self like they take the title
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  Speaker 2: like you know, not like because they kind of are
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  Speaker 2: but literally the like the world's gonna die unless someone
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  Speaker 2: stops this corporation from literally killing the world. So we're gonna, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: be eco terrorists because it's that or the world ends,
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  Speaker 2: which is summarized in the beginning of this movie. There
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  Speaker 2: is like this exposition bit. It's the first time I
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  Speaker 2: think an exposition bit has happened in these movies, where
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  Speaker 2: one completely necessary, we absolutely needed it, and two it
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  Speaker 2: was too much and too little, like I was like ah,
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  Speaker 2: but then I was also like no, wait, give me more,
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  Speaker 2: this isn't enough. What's happened is everyone's great. It's like
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: getting punched the phase of information. You're like, yeah, fuck, no,
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  Speaker 2: stop that, and then you're like, wait, I feel like
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: I missed waight time. I wasn't prepared for the tests
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  Speaker 2: at the same time I got it. I'll take like
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  Speaker 2: three more hits please. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was insane. It's so it was so anime. I
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  Speaker 3: just my first note was, oh, I'm just watching an
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  Speaker 3: anime now, and this is familiar territory.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the anime tropes definitely stick here. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 2: like Cloud is your classic anime protagonist, Like he can't die.
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  Speaker 2: He just magically goes, Nope, I can do a thing
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  Speaker 2: now that I couldn't do thirty seconds ago because the
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  Speaker 2: power of friendship.
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  Speaker 3: No, the power of God and anime drew God.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do that?
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  Speaker 3: When you say that, you are understating it. Brother, we
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  Speaker 3: are talking about Yes, it's the spiky haired yellow guy.
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  Speaker 3: You think he's from Kingdom Hearts. Yes, but he's got
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  Speaker 3: the earrings, he's got the half sleeve shirt sleeve, he's
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  Speaker 3: got the bust he's he doesn't just have the Buster
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  Speaker 3: sword gang, he's got a he's got a motorcycle that
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  Speaker 3: reveals twelve other Buster swords. It drives with wings because
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  Speaker 3: there's so many swords on it, and those swords connect
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  Speaker 3: together into one bigger, better sword.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: And he's jumping and he's leaping and he's doing it's
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: the matrix physics.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: This is again, like again the dragon ballzy comparison. Physics
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  Speaker 2: not a thing in this universe. They do not they
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  Speaker 2: do not count for anything.
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  Speaker 3: My brother in Christ, I felt so sagoy. It was insane.
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  Speaker 3: Oh when I first started, when I first started this script,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm watching anime. This is familiar territory.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize and there's so many notes we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: get to each story bit. But every single time a
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  Speaker 3: trope happened, I was like, is this where the tropes
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  Speaker 3: happened or it came from? Because like slap me across
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  Speaker 3: the face and call me in otaku. Uh, Like I
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: couldn't handle it. I felt Pocky's up my ass like
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: it was insane.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. And the characters they cut for the
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  Speaker 2: movie that you didn't get more of that would have
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  Speaker 2: really ruined you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you use this for real? Because there was you mentioned.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like you said, it starts with the exposition
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  Speaker 2: drop that is like so much. It really just feels
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: like putting proper nouns on things you're never gonna need
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: to know about, but just so that when they say them,
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: you're not like, oh, I've never heard of that. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's the thing they mentioned in the opening. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what it is, but they mentioned it so many times.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, uh, yeah, that guy.
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  Speaker 2: And like I think they could have done like gonna
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: be like two more minutes of exposition and given like
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  Speaker 2: a little more of like why they were terrorists? What
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  Speaker 2: the company did, and why the world's the way it
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  Speaker 2: is now instead just being like, oh, yeah, the world
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  Speaker 2: was ending and then the live stream, you know, the
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: live stream stop the world from ending because reasons. Yeah,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: that's a great point because they went by the way
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  Speaker 2: the earth is alive. Oh yeah, yeah, we just the thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it just plops in into it.
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  Speaker 3: I do want to know as well, other than being
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: confronted with the fact that this is just an anime,
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: first impressions, is really interesting animation style. I think it's
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's very marred. I think it's very like
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  Speaker 3: controversial because it hits the uncanny Valley. This was released
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  Speaker 3: in two thousand and five, which for two thousand and
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  Speaker 3: five stunning technology, I want to say, because it gave
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  Speaker 3: pre rendered PS three cut scene to me, like that
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  Speaker 3: was the quality of it. But this was two thousand
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  Speaker 3: and five, which I'm pretty sure was still the PS
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  Speaker 3: two era, so pretty good. But there's a reason James
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  Speaker 3: Cameron waited to do Avatar, right, Yeah, we're going to
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  Speaker 3: talk about the life stream and stuff like that. Very
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: similar themes and so and so forth, Like say what
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: you will about Avatar visually, especially for two thousand and nine,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's it's good. It's it's it's a it's
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah, it's a technological venture and it works.
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  Speaker 1: This not so much.
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  Speaker 2: I think this is hitting. I think you hit hit
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  Speaker 2: really well with the PS three era style of pre
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  Speaker 2: Indero graphics. Is the it feels like a video game
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  Speaker 2: cut scene. It feels like out of a video game.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that the fact that it is so
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: video gamy works to its advantage a little bit here. Yeah, it.
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  Speaker 3: Hasn't ye horrifically, it almost feels like its own type
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  Speaker 3: of animation stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the fact that it isn't it's not trying to
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  Speaker 2: emulate real life. It's like, yes, little things like Cloud's
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  Speaker 2: hair is made a little bit more like sensible for
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: the sake of like a person having this kind of
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: really like yeah, yeah, you go back to the PS
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  Speaker 2: one cut scenes and his hair is like actually, like
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  Speaker 2: looks like someone just photoshop Goku in real life. It's terrible,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: that's hilarious. They're also pis on graphics. They're super block
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: even in the.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Good Yeah, I guess I was giving it some credence
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: because of that.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like there's still a level of like we have
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: to make things a little believable, very very little to
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: at least make it grounded in like a form of
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: reality that could physically exist.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe, right, I gotcha. I think it also speaks to
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I made fun of it, but I think
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: also that Final Fantasy just has its own type of
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: how do I say this? It has its own style
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: because the character designs in this movie, I don't think
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: it's too far off from character designs they used decades later. Like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know which one it is, but it's the
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Final Fantasy where you're just a boy band road tripping across. Yeah,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: that's what I think. Is America or Japan. Yeah, they
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: all look like Cloud's cousins, right, Like they they look similar,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: and so I think, while it's cheesy now, it was
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: a blueprint and they've really stuck to their identity, which
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: is overtly anime. I just want you to know, listener,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: if you are not remotely familiar, like if you watch
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Dragon ball Z, this is not it for you. Like
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: this is so much more intense. I need you to
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: have watched a least like name at least five animes
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: that you've seen before you can enter this because you're
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: just gonna sit there and be like, wait.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: It's not gatekeeping. It's it's it's gatekeeping for your safety.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Like it's a warning. Yeah, it's a it's a deep dive, brother,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Like this is this is dangerous to your health, you know,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: like the human body is not ready for that much
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: soft piano and monologue.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah. Like so I will say, like
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: the music if this is straight out of the Games,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: and like it's it's the same composer. It's not my
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: favorite music, it's like yeah, and things like a fight
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: scene would start and I would be like, oh, I
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: know what song they're going to use here, and it
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: would hit and I would just be like, yes, like
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: they's just call in nostalgia. I'm a thousand percent sure
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: of it. But like, oh, the music choices here, the
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: hits of the music here are just so perfect.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sick. That's sick.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, So yeah, it's it's it's We can tell by
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: the fact that it's a sequel, this is very.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Faithful to the Games.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, which I love the concept of I did
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: not realize that part of this movie would be I
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: knew action would happen. I kind of got like Matrix vibes,
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: so I knew monologues and philosophy would happen. This is
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: all territory of anime. I didn't know this was kind
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: of gonna be a slice of life anime as well,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: because I get I didn't know much about the personal
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: relationships of Final Fantasy sevens characters, but I did not
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: realize that I would be getting into the messy family
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: drama of Cloud and Tifa's orphan family.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: What the hell is this?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Also one of the things I had to look this
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: up because I couldn't remember if it was a thing
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: or not. One of the girls, the Marlene, the little daughter,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: the one who gets like kidnapped and rescued at the end,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: one who's not sick. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's not
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: that's actually one of their friends kids. They're just watching
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: guy was a gun for an arm. That's just his daughter.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: That's his daughter, but his adopted daughter, because it's his
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: best friend's daughter who died.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I think I could pretty much clue that in based
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: on skin color. That's also pretty true, like not biological. Yeah, anyways,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: what I did not realize is that, yeah, the blended
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: family apparently they're just watching their friend's fucking kid. But
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: you alluded to it. So Cloud is off on his own.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Tifa I didn't know Tifa at a bar and became
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: an orphanage. But it's very clear that this is like
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: unrequited love. Tifa is like, okay, so like the love
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: of your life died, but I'm here and I live
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: with you, apparently because they keep mentioning why'd you leave us?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: And won't you come home? And also I adopted kids
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: with you? Would you please fucking come home? Please come home?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: And Cloud's like, ah, I got I have mental health
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: issues and trauma and I need to And then his
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: kids are like, please come home, dad, please, we miss you, father.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, somebody, somebody get fucking
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Cloud home.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Please. Oh yeah, I mean so much. The story is
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: just like, so what, you have mental health issues, we
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: can deal with them together. We still care about you
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: and will help. Yeah, you understand, no, but out there
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: are I need to get a moody and brooding on
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: my own. I have some kind of children.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's like he's got a terminal disease, which
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: is kind of like an STD from the Earth or
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: something like that yeah, pretty I think right right, Okay,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: that's not far off.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I followed and you can basically fucking the planet, so
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: it really is.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember life stream stream there you go, yes,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: life stream? Uh yeah, And like literally, Tifa confronts him
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: and she's like, so what You're just gonna let it
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: kill you? I mean, we live in anime. This is
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: definitely terrible. You could just fight it will and he's like, no, I.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Just gotta like I can't do this anymore.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I think one of his kids calls him out. She's like,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: so you just left us and yeah, oh yeah, Martin
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Lue's like, she's like, fuck it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: She is.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: She is a mouthpiece in this movie and she's so good.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: I forgot what she said. But she really does confront
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: him and she's like, why'd you leave us?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Because I had to do things on my own.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: We could help. Why don't you let us help? Please
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: come home, father.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Of children, Come home, Dad number three, because that's the
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: third dad I've known. Now. I like your on the
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Love Story because it's actually like one of those things
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: like the game did so well and everything since is
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: kind of like I feel like muddled is the right
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: word because they don't blatantly tell you which of the
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: two is his love interest, Tifa or Earth like right like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: they never go so far as to give you one
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: or the other. In fact, I think it's actually quite
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: well done. There is a point in the game where
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: bear with me, they end up at a weird Disneyland
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: esque casino place, and prior to cross dressing Cloud to
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: break into a brothel, he does have a day to
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: go on a date with one of them, and you
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: actually get a choice of either going on a date
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: with Arth or Tifa, or you can opt to go
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: for Barrett instead, where he is very much like the
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: what the fuck are we doing? Why is this happening?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Why would you?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: That's the only choice, dear listeners, If you choose anything else,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: you're wrong.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I will actually say. Really funny is that we recently
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: had the final Fantasy Magic Crossover and there raise a
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: card called Conversation. I think it's like Faithful Encounter, and
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: it's that the artist Cloud and Tifa sitting together on
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: the like Farris Wheel, it kind of like the famous
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: shot from the game, and they printed three variants of it,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: so they have a version of Tifa, Earth or Barrett,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: and they each have a quote from them at the bottom,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: and it's just Bart going, what the hell is this.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: So good? Oh?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Some fun some funny, weird shit in that game, but
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: in fact that they never really like committed to one.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: And then this kind of brilliant.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Video game Japanese video game franchises, because I think it's
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: recently they revealed that, uh, Mario.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Is just a good friend.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a classic things yes, Yeahlda.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And then Ash never got a love interest either from Pokemon.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I think, I know we get he gets kissed in
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the very last season of his There is a I know,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I know there was no one true love for Ash.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: His love is the game.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I was just about to say, the fucking the pursuit,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: you know, even he got Pokemon, Yeah that he got
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Pokemon Champion, he got depressed. It was ever as good,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: you know, God, he kept chasing that high. That was
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Pokemon Advent Children for you.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: So we do get our first fight scene in the again,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: like I like, who kind of starts like quick like
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: we have kind of like a little bit of intro,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: a little bit of like like building where we are
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: for those who know where the movie is. And it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: a few years later. Uh, and then it's just yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Cloud moping around by your dead best friend slash potential
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: ex lover's grave. Nope, random boys on motorcycle fight.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I just got such a lower dump.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: The whole, the whole Zach thing is is like a
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: plot that the game doesn't cover. It's actually a separate game.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's just Zach's name. Isn't like Buckle Maverick. Nope,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: he has the most normal last name, Zach. Yeah, Zach
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: and Vincent to like we were like even Vincent like
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: kind of works with Zach is but like.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Isn't Vincent's name Vincent Valentine or some shit? Yes, yes, okay, yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I get fucked. No, yeah, that's like that's like when
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: someone gets like dead names, you know, like Cloud is
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: his new name, but Vince like Zach kept his name.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: He hasn't faked one out yet.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: No, Zach's whole backstory is like hinted at in the
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: game and they give you just enough and then it's
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: a separate game that came out time between this movie
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: and the game that explains Zach's history with Cloud and
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: like the gay romance energy is fucking over the top.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, well yeah. Oh, I'll say this, No matter
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: how over the top it is, it isn't as bad
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: as these three villains that we get. This is what
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I mean. Listener, if you have not watched enough animes,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: you're not ready for these three fucking stooges.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Watched enough anime. I don't think I was ready for them,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: and I still don't the guy.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Dude, all right, so we got
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: we got. We got one guy. He's he's classic, right,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: He's the big, muscular, dumb buff guy. We get that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Then there's another guy who like super fem but has
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: the deepest voice ever. Hello Felix from Stray Kids. But
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: then we get the middle guy, right, and that guy's
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: a little sadistic. And then the middle guy's like, hey,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I'm the I'm the I'm the rambunctious youngster, but I'm
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: evil inside and I and I love children.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is happening? Man? What is appen? Oh?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: God? And like there's this running thing where it's like
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: the thing they're after, and like again for the sake
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: of like understanding the plot, they're after some of the
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: remaining DNA of the alien that they ceph off and
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Cloud were made from along with a bunch of other people. Ah,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: alien DNA put in people, and yes, they see this
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: thing as mother.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: They're there.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: They're the trope that is like the Fate Sisters where
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: it's like they're three. Ultimately they're just three remnants or
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: pieces of cephyrorof right that that's what's alluded to, is
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: that these three white haired boys. By the way, that
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: was the other part about this is they're all black
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: leather clad twinks with white hair. It's the big one
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: is a twink. Fuck it, even him is a twink
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: man like. It's it's tough, like Cloud is stacked. Cloud
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: is way buffer than I ever hope to be. He's
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: a twink.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Still.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's something about it. If you're a fan
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: of K pop and you have a b you're not
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: ready for the amount of pretty men that there are
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: in this movie. Where was it going with this?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we were talking about these three nut jobs. Yeah,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: but yeah, the whole thing where it's like they keep
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: telling each other not to cry, and I think we
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: see at least two of them legitimately cry at some point.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Yes one, yes, over mommy, I think so. The deep
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: voice one is Laws and then the dumbest fucking name
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: is the really the other one with the one of
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: the guns, who's like the least developed Yazoo, they both
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: caught crying at least once.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, Zoo is the deep voiced one. Loss
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: is just the guy. He let Zoo like you think
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: he's got but he's he's super deep voiced. Yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: And I also feel like, I mean, maybe it's just
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: even like Cadash in Yazoo, the two non buff ones,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's so little that like differentiate them.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Sometimes It's like, sometimes if they're alone in the scene,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, until someone says their name, I don't know
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: which one it is, dude.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about K pop stars, and I'm Asian.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It is it is in an epidemic one in this
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: movie particular, not my rant above k pop stars looking
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: the same, but in this one, one white haired individual
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: is shoulder length hair and the other one is like
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: chest length hair. How are you differentiate the two? Speaking
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: of one of them, the one they have a sword gun.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: You mentioned it. I was familiar with the concept of
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: sword guns because Final Fantasy. This truly was like a
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: sword gun, though I don't mean like a lot of
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: sword guns. They're just big bayonets, like imagine a bayonet,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: but so large it looks like it's the gun. This
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: is literally just a fucking sword that shoots like the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: tip of the blade is the barrel. Holy shit, man,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: he's he's, he's, he's thrown out a piece and it's
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: a fucking sword.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Like, what's happening.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: He's got it sideways and it's a fucking sword.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's shares his gun with the other guy, like Laws
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: occasionally gets to use the gun, Like that's hilarious. There's
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: times with they're bow shooting and it's like, oh, just
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: he has two of them. It's what a sweetheart he's
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: sharing with his brother. Oh my god. But these three
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: like yeah, you put it well, like the term they
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: keep using and like I think they even use it
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: derogatorily towards them more than once is remnant. And I
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: feel like and again this is one of those like
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I again know this lore. I feel like I should
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: be able to tell you like, oh, they represent the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: three aspects of Sepharrof in these three ways, not even
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: a little bit. I couldn't. I could not in a
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: million year tell you what they stand for.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I could, I could. I could see it as well.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about that because Cepharrov is such this
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: prolific villain that even I know who he is, I
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: don't know what he's about other than being the most
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: anime villain ever. Turns out listener, that's all it is.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: He's pretty much yeah, he's just he is pretty flat. Yeah,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: as a he is the best anime villain, but he's
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: just an anime villain. There's no like yes on it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: He's the prototype. So I I kind of took it
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: as well. We need we need a villain, obviously, but
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: we can't just do Sephrov reducs. That's not interesting. So
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I honestly give him respect in the sense that like, yes,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: these villains are probably not as interesting or as cool,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: because there's always gonna be like I can imagine it now,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: it's just some neck beard Fedora wearing discord mod who's like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Sepharrov is the best, and it's like, yes, he is.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: You need to have something different, So now we have juvenile,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: rambunctious to impulsive version of Stephrov. Yeah, and goons, and
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: like goons.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Obviously we do get a return of stephro Off at
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: the very end for like one fight scene, and there
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: is some good banter there between him and Cloud. But like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I think if that was the villain for the entire movie,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: it would not be nearly as enjoyable as these three
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: idiots are because they at least have a little more personality.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: They're kind of like there's a level, Like I think
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: part of what the room trying to get at and
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: they do well is that they are kind of childish.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Like the whole it bounces very well, now that you've
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: said that out loud. I couldn't edge in a two
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: hour movie with just cepher Off in Cloud at it
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: at each other's throats, just two brooding boys.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Oh God is as bad as Cloud it comes to
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: the brooding ship. They're for different reasons.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Pump my veins of Frank Miller's nineteen eighties run of Batman.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: How much edge, Lord can you take?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Am?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I is my mainwash? Oh I've Some are right off
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: the cuff, some are written down. This is I've I
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: unfortunately like have never lived this, but I live adjacent
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: enough of it where I went, Oh, this is what
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: it's like to be insufferable.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I now understand.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I love because it's it's everything that I love, just
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: to the umpty degree I've I live in the world
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: of anime. Not to this degree, my guy, I ain't here.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: You know, this is this like it's funny because I
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: love this and even but I can clearly see its faults.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, clearly because listen, listen, this is this is.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: So we go from that scene and we go the
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: next scene.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I was high as a kite and this this took
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: me aback. So we get to we get to some
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: plot development or or moving of the of the plot
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: where former CEO founder of Shinra is apologetic. Wow, what
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: a And he truly seems to be apologetic. He seems
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: to be taken on the role of like Professor x uh.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: And that's not just because of the wheelchair. He's like
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: assembling a team uh. And he's and he thinks of
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: a larger perspective of this world than humanity together. And
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: god is it's just so anime. It's it's this. It's
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: this shrouded not with a cape or hood, by the way,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: just with like a fucking towel. It's this shrouded figured
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: man in a wheelchair talking about consequence and future and philosophy,
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: and you can obviously tell that he's beautiful underneath.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the idea is of trying to like again,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: like so again, he's a character we have, I as
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: someone who's played the games, kind of very murdered in
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: the game Ye shocking. So the idea is that he's
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: probably disfigured. He has the geo stigma it's alluded to,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: so he probably is hiding his face because he's, you know,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: disfigured and hideous, and that's what powerful why he's seeing
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: the like you know, seeing the light of like, oh,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: like the world isn't perfect, but I can make it
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: better instead of just stealing from it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's wonderful that you know that, because that is
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: that is the implication because of the towel, that he's disfigured.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: What the parts that we don't see beautiful like the
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: skin care Oh yeah, gorgeous man chisel jaw rhinoplasty knows
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: like the parts we don't see. It is then later
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: revealed in the movie when he's completely fucking okay, like
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I think he even like jumps off of the wheelchair
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: that he's just beautiful.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: That he is.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: He is still a stunning, gorgeous man, and he could walk.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: But he's perfect, Like they're all perfect because they're all
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: based off of three model. But you could just hear
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: it in the deep Japanese voice that you can imagine
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: it in. And then the next scene is tifa in
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: like an abandoned cathedral is what it seems like with
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: God Ray Show, like shining through the dilapidated roof speaking
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: to a child, and the loudest, softest piano is being
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: like being high writing down like this is so anime. No, no,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: this is so anime. It doesn't fucking stop.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Man. I was ecstatic and also confused, knowing that I'd
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: seen this movie enough in the past, and like, yeah, know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: well enough, I also go h to watch this one.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Honestly, when I'm shocked by speaking out loud, why did
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: we have a funeral scene in the rain where someone
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: confessed their love to another, I honestly am set that
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: that didn't happen to soft piano music and an outro
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: that's brutal to me. Now I feel cheated out of
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: If I'm being honest, it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Was only room for so many tropes. I don't know, man,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Actually, you know, they put in twenty
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: extra minutes of content, most of being the fucking scenes
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: with the stupid child they could have.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I see, I see.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The majority was like that Denzil uh Cutzel cuts in. Also, Denzil,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: what a name? What a name? Denzil.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: The American names that the Japanese pulled is hilarious. Rufus
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Zach Denzel. Yes, hell yeah, it's amazing.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Oh I mean we're at the church now. We have
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: one of one of our next fight scenes and again
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: like what a fucking stellar fight scene between Tifa and Laws,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: the chunky one with this weird electric fist.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: The chunky one.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: He says, I meant like just like he's like building
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: full of muscles, Like he's just like there's he's a
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: chunk of a man.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: This is how this is how like much this movie
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: has gas lit us. We are now in the camp
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: that if you have any b m I at all,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: your plus size, get the fuck off the screen, you
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: fat lardo, Like like everyone hears a twink or fat
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Oh no, this is.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: This is the movie of twins and twunks. There's no in.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Between twiggs and twunks, twigs and twunks. Sounds like this
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: beginning of the fucking like like Alice in Wonderland. Tweets
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: and twunks and dinks and dunks and wibbl dedoo's and
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: wibbed whops.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Funking. I'm high right now.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Where we're in Final Fantasy Folk.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, but we get this, but we do
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: get an amazing fight scene between between a female twink
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: and a twunk.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Between a female tweek.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Speaking of twinks and twunks and dinks and dunks, let's
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: talk about our favorite duo of tweet De and tweedled
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: dumb Reno and Rude. Reno and Rude that's their name.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: So I was trying to think of it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. They they are genuinely the like top tier
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: secondary characters. They are the Final Fantasy Bulk and Skull
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: from Power Rangers. It is so good.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: But they're Burton Ernie there whatever your favorite version of
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: those duo are right once, there's something Banana.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: There's something about them and I don't know what it is,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: and I think maybe it's fact. They are just like
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: goons and they use like police batons as their weapons,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: like nothing fancy. I feel like like there's moments where
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: it's like like usually like they have no powers. They
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: are the yam shot in this universe. They they they
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: are there. They will put up a good fight, but
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: ultimately they will lose and like they get their asses
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: handed them repeatedly. I mean, fucking Reno's introduction is Cloud
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: tricks him out a door and then locks them outside
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: like and then the door, like through the door.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: He's like, no, no, I need to Yeah, yeah, no, you're
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I think you've nailed it on the head too. Because
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: they're also adjacent from Clouds. So they're like Senra corporate men,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: which is why they wear suits. They're like security guards,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I think is the deal or like whatever Rufus's.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Bodyguards, thugs goons.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: So from what I understand, they're not in Final Fantasy
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: seven the game from oh.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: They are they oh times they are like their enemies,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: the party members mies.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So then that makes them perfect because they're
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: not people that you have necessarily emotional attachment to, but
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: they are aligned with Cloud. They're not Clouds homeies, but
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: they're like aligned with Cloud, and I think that's a
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: perfect amount of separation.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it also creates this weird divide where it's
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: like it feels crazy. Like there's a point where like
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: they both get knocked over during one of the bigger
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: fights into the end of the movie and like get
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: sent flying and like a sign falls on them, and
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: it's like that should have killed them. They should be dead.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: They're normal humans. They are magical. Yeah, by the same extent,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: we watched Tifa in this current fight scene with with
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Laws and like she should be dead. Yeah, no one
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: should survive the thing she goes through, but it's totally
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: fine because she's a badass superperson.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I was about to say this is where the anime
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: got me, when like you made your note about physics
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: and physics not caring in this world, I was like, yes,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: it's anime.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: It gets exactly. It's anime.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Log Like.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: You gave them the label of yamshow, which I don't
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: think is too far off. But maybe they're more like
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Tien and Chou Su, you know, I like child stronger
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: than ye Yamsha somehow, like they're participating. Again, if you
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: haven't watched five anime, you're not gonna do this episode.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna get this movie, and I really do apologize.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I hope, I hope you're here for the ride. But
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: some of these things are just not gonna make sense.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: They're they're they're just enough because there are a couple
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: of moments where people are like, I'm gonna go fight
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: this giant dragon and then they know this supposed real
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: life human being is like six stories up of rafters,
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: like it's it's it's insane.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Oh god, that.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Because he brought a spear a spear to fight a dragon.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know who the fuck.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: That guy is.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Scene is also one of those characters. He's
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: a party member. He has a main character in the
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: game that it also feels so like you're just a
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: guy with a stick. What are you doing?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: That truly was we're gonna get to that scene. It
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: was truly mine numbing. But so things just kind of
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: move along, right, things just kind of yeah, long.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Moment where it's like he's having a conversation with Tifa
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: about like not giving up the whole uh that weird
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: line that like they had to explain later. No one
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: got it the dilly dally shilly shallly thing because apparently
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: that's like a Japanese expression that like just doesn't translate
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: to English. Well, but it basically just like, yeah, you're
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: just looking for excuses to not do things. You're just
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: like you're you're dragging your feet rather than just getting
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: shit done.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I could see it, Yeah, I think in Japanese it
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: was something to the effect of like I think that's
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: what I've heard, yes, yeah, yeah, something of this, but
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: like we're getting that then, like I couldn't know if
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: it's flash forwards or flashbacks to him going to the
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: possessed childre' guess it's a flash forward. It's very confusing
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: timeline wise. Okay, so let's get to the next story beat.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I guess yes, I didn't realize actually that that really
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: did happen, Like we just there's a lot of dialogue,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of ESTs, but nothing actually happens.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: It just says we're still on this plot line.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: So a bunch of children get recruited by the main
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: bad guy because they all also carry the std of
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: the of Earth Yes and Cephyrov together, and so they
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: are also remnants and all part of a whole of
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: cepher Off I believe is the idea that happens some
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: demon doggos get summoned. Uh. And then all of a sudden,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: like literally, someone's having a conversation. I think it's that
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: scene that you're referring to where Cloud an Tifa have
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: a tiff unintended. They're like, hey, are you going to
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: commit to the kids? No? I really can't right now.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I'm just afraid of commitment and why do we have
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: to labels on things? And then all of a sudden,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: a fucking dragon comes out of the sky. Drew, there
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: was no transition. I'm pretty sure I was high, but
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I also paid attention. Then all of a sudden, a
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: fucker comes out of the sky. This like toofed Turkey,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: oh dragon thing, and no one explained it to me.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: No one explained it to me. I was left alone
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: in the dust.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, we do need to go back for a seconds.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: We do have Vincent be skipped over, which is like,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: like just a fucking badass character who I love. Right,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: he saves someone save He saves Cloud from the fight
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: where he's losing because of the you know right here
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: at least, But when Vincent, like weird vampire saves Cloud
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: gets mocked by a child for not owning a cell phone,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: then later approaches Tifa saying where do I buy a
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: cell phone?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Like they car that plot point over for some reason
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: didn't address it again. It was just kind of an
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: off joke and also weird.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: The sinking cell phone scene that is, like I guess
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: supposed to be meaningful or something to Cloud like, oh
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: people care about you.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Oh he is the audience that was?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Is that what that was? It feels like it's a
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: weird anime moment of like this, like this is purely
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: for the audience, but just to remind us that Cloud
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: has friends. I guess because we're not going to see
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: them in thirty seconds.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I represent the general audience, and I am not the
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: best because I still also know about anime and a
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: little bit about Final Fantasy. A lot of this movie
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: was like Okay, I guess that just happened, both plot
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: wise and anime wise. I was just like, ah, this
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: is what I mean by I was just a willing participant.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Things happened to me and my eyeballs. Okay, so yes,
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: we are going to go back. Vincent Valentine doesn't have
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: a phone. Child should have made fun of him for
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: his shoes though, because what the fuck were those? Sorry
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: to bring back a twenty twelve mean, but what were those?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Everything else about his design is great, what the hell
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: are those shoes? I could forgive the gun revolver, blade,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: bayonet thing, but what the fuck are those shoes?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: They cannot be comfortable?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I think I think to give credit for credits, I
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: think it's the fact that like they had really poorly
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: designed polygon designs in the the game, like these were things.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: But I think it's calling back to the fact that
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: he was made fun of having this weird pointy feet
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: as no one else did like I think, I think
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: it was an intentional design choice as a meme in
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: this most fan service fuck moment. But we get basically
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: the entire party of the game getting like a show
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: up and a one liner. Yeah, except for Red thirteen,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: the dog who they later does talk like we know
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: he can talk. This isn't a reveal like no one was.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Talking or was the cat riding him talk.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: The cat riding him does most of the talk. It
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: does all the talking up to this point, but at
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: the very end of the movie there he does have
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: a line like Red thirteen, this talk, This dog can
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: talk like this isn't a reveal he talks in the game.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: He me no, no, no, no, like that. All right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: So because you put it in your notes, this is
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna start addressing you because
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I can't assess the director. Listen, where's your note? Where's
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: your goddamn no, I'm gonna read it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Where you go?
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: So okay, everyone comes in with a one line of
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: reference to save the day. Absolutely fan service, but it
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: fucking works exclamation mark and I went, does it?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Okay? So this is this is again where like this
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: movie was very clearly made for the people who already
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: played the game. This is basically an extended postgame fucking cutscene.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: As a fan of the game, getting everyone with their
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: one liner of reference to the game doing an iconic
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: move was like fucking like, you know what, I will
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: just sit back and enjoy this, like thirty seconds of
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: anime like it's gold.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I understand that I understand what you're saying. Right now,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I do. I do want to. I want to tell
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: you right now before I compliment sandwich to you that
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I understand what you're saying. Okay, this is the first
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: time I have been for Matt is our editor. Listeners
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: of the show should know this. I have been friends
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: with Matt for years, and for years Matt has said
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: slandered superhero movies where it's like and then they make
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: references to this, and I'm just supposed to understand it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: This is the first time that I've sat in Matt's shoes. Okay,
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I get that. That's a guy who is this?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: What happened here? Why is this guy with a spear?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: This is this is Sid the one you got mentioned.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Everyone else is coming in and they're like, I'm a badass.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I'm a one thousand year old vampire with a gun,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: gun sword, revolver situation. There's just a guy who's like, hey,
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: look at my ship. Isn't that cool? This is the
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: new Mark too? And you're like, it's the Mark one.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, he's six stories up
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: fighting a dragon with a stick. What's happened?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Wait, what happened to me? I mean, you're not wrong,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: but again, this is very much and it's it's a
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: detriment to the movie, but it is very much the
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: We've made this for the person who's played the game,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: not for a general audience, and yeah, walking into this
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: movie without playing the game is wrong. That was get fucked.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: You're wrong. You shouldn't be here. Leave this movie actively
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Gate keeps. Now you're on my side. This is what
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I met man. I was warning the listener of this
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: episode to this movie. Okay, yes, I feel like they
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: can still enjoy the episode with us, But at the
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: same time, I also know what you mean.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Brother.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: In sixty seconds, I got introduced to other black haired
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: human woman who somehow is differentiate from Tifa, red dog
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: being written by a cat with a crown. Guy would
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: stick and one thousand year old vampire comes back. Oh
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: and Barrett, Barrett, I know because of pop culture. That's fine,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: all fighting this giant dragon, this chicken dragon that came
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere. Still reeling from that, still reeling from that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: It hasn't been ten minutes yet, I'm exhausted. And then
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I think the thing like and again. For as much
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: as I I as a fan, loved the scene, loved
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: the references, love seeing all my favorite characters come back
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: in a moment.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah you knew.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Can we just talk about that final attack on Bahammad?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: That is just like whoa fuck? Yes, you know? How
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: physics works. No doesn't matter, We're not using it.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: And I honestly this one got a pass for me
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: because Anime again, I got dry, I got blasted, dude,
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I got a fucking fitty scented just shot nine times
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: one in the mouth, right, and then I come back
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, yo, or we're back in it, dude.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Because what happens is Cloud comes. We forgot the main
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: character Cloud. He comes along with again seventeen sorts. That's
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: all he needs is to have more sorts. All I
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: need is me and my seventeen sorts. I have the
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: power of God and Anime on my side. Bro, I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: telling you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm getting away from the mic like.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: On an episode, but it's so prop for this fucking movie.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Bro, Like honey, like, honestly, grab my cat hair for Dora.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: We're full of otaku. Like I'm ready okay, Like because
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: because Cloud comes in, he where everyone else failed.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: He just needed more swords to.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Succeed and friendship friends friendship because what happens is he
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: jumps gets lost up by a friend to the next
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: person because again there's seven stories high on rafters and
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: as he subsequently gets thrown and one miner by each
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: of his friends. Uh, it's never like we believe in you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: It's just like go get him.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Like it souts. I think Baron's even like you better
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: not fuck this up or something essentially.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, I watching this scene, I was like, bro, pull up,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: pull up my discord, call me Kitty Koon. I'm here
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: to respect women and eat hockey, and brother, I am
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: all out of hockey. He starts glowing, he starts gating momentum,
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: he gets he is the kame com Hi at one point,
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: which is wonderful. And then he just kills it. He
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: just kills this dragon chicken that that braided my mind
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: for about fifteen minutes, really struck disaster for me. And
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: it's gone. It's not even the end all boss of
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: the movie.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was. That was just a thing. It's summoned beforehand.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: That was the pre boss summoned the thing before the boss.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I just we just just like one
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: more second of this, the fucking human ass teeth on
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: that dragon. We're so sisk I can't get over a
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: fucking creepy that is the greatest Like otherwise, like you
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: know what, like Yeah, there's some weird turkeiness design. There's
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: a bit of like bulk that is like turkey like,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I'll give you that. I think he looks like a
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: fucking badass mechanical cybernetic future past ancient like feels like
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: something out of like a breath of the wild, Like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure. The fucking the giant temple monsters there
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: whatever they're called to the constructs.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the fucking huge nast teeth, it's just like,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: looks like an old man's dangerous, just trend into a
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: dragon's mouth.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: They are always out, which is pretty good.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Oh god, we can pass the dragon. We can pass
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the dragon. We're on bomb that's.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Gone, and so we have the again, yet another monologue
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: between two monology characters. It's Rufus, the wheelchair super villain
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: turned Professor X, and it's our naive teenager villain talking
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: about mothers and futures and the inevitability of things. He
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: gets the mcguffin, which I don't really remember what the
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: mcguffin is other than it's mother.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Some of Genova's DNA, which is the alien that came
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: to Earth and started this whole bullshit.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Then there's a Chase. I believe that happens where they
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: obtain the mcguffin. Cloud chases them. I will say this
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: gave me Matrix vibes Matrix two very much. So yeah, yeah,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: reloaded motorcycle scene. It's pretty cool. I won't lie to you, like,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: oh yeah. Usually tune out of Chase scenes. They're not
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: my shtick, but I quite like this one. It's pretty good. Interesting.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we're just gonna say. The dude fucking uses
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: his legs to throw a motorcycle like Cloud, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: what fuck?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Oh dude.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: They're like they're they're on a helicopter there. People are
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: coming in on like running rocket launchers. They're dodging it all. Yeah,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: he stops it. This this is a scene that happened
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: in Civil War and is very famous. Like Bucky uses
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: his metal arm to stop the motorcycle preemptively and like
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: drag it. They did it first. This is two thousand
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: and five. So he does his lightning fist, stops it,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: chucks a chucks a motorcycle.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: They like are.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Flying in the air catching each other in motorcycles like
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: it's fast and furious.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: There is a point where they're like mid air fighting
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: where I'm like, yeah, okay, like it's been like several seconds.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: They have just been perpetually haggy in the air, in
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: the air with their motorcycles. Where are they fuck fuck
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: the law of relativity, They're still under them. Yeah, it's
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: it's wonderful. And then I did blank out on this.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: The mcguffin happens, the remnants become sepher off, and now
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: the big fight scene happens. Yes, this is yes, yeah,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: so we we we get. I will just say I
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: love that. We get like another moment of Rude in
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Reno where the whole helicopter bullshit thing which ends with
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: like the stinger joke of Reno is still holding the
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: joystick from the helicopter and like even has someone where
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: he like looks at it and smirks and throws it
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: away like like that's funny, Like you you get how
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: funny you are, and I love that for you. And
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: then they have this, Oh they are very much the
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Jesse and James, although I think Rude might also I
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: think Reno might be a bit in the mouth. Also,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: he's like an amalgam of all three perfectly. Yeah, But
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: then you have that like really really prolonged conversation where
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: they're just standing there with fucking C four. Yeah, and
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: they wait for Cloud and Kadage to leave and then
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: go boom and theoretically this kills the other two. Yes, yeah,
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, but then yes, we fight Dash for a
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: little bit. Uh. He eventually does open up the thing
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: with the alien DNA in it and somehow magically becomes
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: off and the rest of the team shows up in
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: the in the in the the the airship, and Chief
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: was like, no, no, no, he's got this. Yeah, they
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: don't want to end the world that nearly killed the
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: world two years ago that we all had to work
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: together to fight.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, I've got this. Yeah again, just get more swords.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: It's fine. This is my first introduction to outside of
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: like yep, super Smash Bros. I love that sentence because
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: I know, I just pissed off a bunch of Final
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Fantasy characters.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Stay mad, stay mad. I love you just said. I
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: just pissed off a bunch of Final Fantasy characters, not
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Fantom players. You're all side characters. Shut up.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna double down on what I said. You're not
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: the main protagonist. Stick with catch me on discord bitches,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: but uh, get in the comments. See me in the
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: country roll forums, you idiots. I don't know Country roed forums.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll see you a con. But I
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: can't stop.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I realize this is my first interaction and experience with Zephyrov.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: He's so boring and flat, but but he's so edgy
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: that it comes back around and you're kind of like.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: But I get it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I kind of get it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Dude with the one fucking black wing on the one side,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: with the long ass sword, with the leather coat. Yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: he he. He's kind of him to say, to reflect
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: what the kids say.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: He's him, he is, he is.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I think what they do well here they capture it
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: well here in the bit of time we get with him.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Is that like in a world where like things are
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: kind of fantastical and over the top and like ridiculous,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: and like he isn't like void of those things, like
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: the sore is like what forty feet long? What the
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: crap is that thing? He like doesn't give a shit.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, no, no, none of that fucking matters. I
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: know how powerful I am. I know what I want.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Even his death is like it's not like, oh, you win,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: you beat me. It's like no, no, no, You're stuck with me.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I will forever haunt your fucking dreams, and every chance
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I get to come back and fuck with you, I
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: will take it. There was no ending me. This is
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: just a temporary pause till this all happens again, bitch.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Outside of like Rude and Reno, which we have talked
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: a lot, and they don't feature often in the movie,
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: we just love them so much. This movie takes itself
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: so seriously. So again, if you have not seen at
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: least five anime, this will kill you. Like Cephrov is
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: so edgy the way he monologues to because whatever version
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: of Amazon I had did not give me the options
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: for subs or dubs. I was forced into sub and
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I do mean forced because I think I would have
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: preferred English, considering that everyone's memories of Final Fantasy are
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: of English dub. I would like to continue that this
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: was he was so anime man, like I don't speak
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: any Japanese, but you can you can envision it man
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: with the deep voice and just yeah, he's not funny,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: he's not charming, he's just flat villain. He's just like
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I am inevitable. I will come back for you. Do
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: you do you really think you could fight me? Like
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: it's all of that, it's all the stroke. But even
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: like even there, even though like do you think you
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: can be me?
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Like I feel like it's like a cocky line you
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: would get from some people like no, he is fully
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: like no, no, like.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I know you can't win. That's the true And even
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: when he loses, he goes just a temporary victory. I've
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: that line war with too much emotion. You have to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: knock it down five emotions, just like no, I can't
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: I can't do and again it's and again maybe this
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: is again like he's one of my favorite characters. Like
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: my first email address on Gmail was sepher Off at
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Like that is like I'm outing myself
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: right now. I had Like there there was to exit
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: a little bit and there's some more drew lore. From
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: the beginning of this, there was a moment in my
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: life where it occurred to me when I realized I
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: was queer that like there were characters or actors I
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: enjoyed who I always thin like, oh I like them
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason. It's like no, No, I fall had a
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: fucking crush on this man and didn't have the words
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: for it. That is so clear with Sephyrroth of just
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: like yes, daddy, But there is something about him where
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: it's like like you think of like, oh, like a
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: character who's so boring and so dull and thinks they're unbeatable,
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: and like you picture someone in your head and there's
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: either the like they're cauky about it or they're like
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: they're too boring. But he is neither of those. He
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: is just serious in a world where like, yes, everything's serious,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: but with like a sense of like wonder, he is
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: just like, no, there is no wonder. This is what's happening,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: and you were going to live with it?
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think you've hit the nail on
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: the head. Where any other character tries to attempt this,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: it is hilarious beyond beyond repair. But he again to
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: know the kids, has so much aura that he doesn't
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: put it off. Yes, he's the original aura farmer, he
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: really is. I mean, the the man has one dark wing.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: You can't you can't even have two dark wings and
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: be symmetrical. He's like, no, just the one shoulder blade
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: is it enough to lift me? Yes, fuck your physics
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: asymmetrical as hell. Oh my god, it's so much. It's
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: It is I get, I kind of do, but yeah,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: and then again like just to just to wrap things up,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: we kind of get our ending, which really is this
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: weird thing where like everyone's phone is ringing and saying,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I guess, hey, come to this bloody church for some
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: reason where we're gonna properly cure every one of the
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: geostigma because a water fountain in the church happened, like
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: not really explained, like I think I've like I've read like,
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: oh it's probably this, and there's like some allusions to
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: it with a as He's as He's cloud is in
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: theory dead because after all of this and being stabbed,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: he gets shot by one of the remaining remnants who
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: somehow got out of there. I guess Zoo with his
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: gun sword. The guns sword comes back, baby. Yeah, so,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: like you know, stab through the heart totally fine, shot
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: from like forty feet away by a gun sword. Yeah,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: you're fucking dead man. Sorry, you need you need your
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: dead girlfriend, who is now I guess fucking your dead
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: boyfriend to like resurrect you, because I guess she's the earth, now,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: I think is the implications they're trying to get to.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Like I'm I'm I'm paraphrasing, but like that's basically the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: some of.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: It with Zach.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, No, the the clearly Eras and Zach are
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: boning and he's oh to me, it seems very obvious.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know what of his there was definitely some
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: energy there.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Cloud's just this is just terrible romance. This iss cocked.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: So to imagine being a love triangle and finding out
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: the other two people you were you were interested in
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: just going yeah, fuck this guy right now with each other.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I do understand your note about a love parallel gram now, yeah,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: because he had he had two love interests. He can't
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: one's dead, one's dead, and he can't commit to the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: one that is clearly alive and into him. But then
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: the other girl that's dead is now He's now a
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: cuck to his ex lover and his ex lover. Okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I see what's going on.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And like I'm just gonna say it now,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: just to like throw another ball into the court because
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: it's fucking funny. Cloud's entire backstory is just Zax. He
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: stolen Cloud doesn't know his backstory, so the backstory he's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: given in Final Fantasy that he is like known for
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: his memories are all just Zax he stole.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: They keep alluding to that in this movie, but is
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: that explained elsewhere?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: The game covers it a bit better. But then there's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: actually a separate game called Final Fantasies having Crisis Core.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: That is Zach's story. That's what you that essentially explains
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: that properly. And the whole idea of like Cloud was
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: just this clone. Oh that was had no backstory and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: history and life or he was a clone, so he
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: adopted by Yes, you're saying he's coocked by himself. He's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: cooked by the person he thinks he is, that he is,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: not that he's become.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: You said that without hesitation, and I even I don't
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: stand it. That's what a sigma is. I think, well,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: you cooked so hard because you cooked whatever you said.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: You're cooked by the person you were, who you thought
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: you were, and who you have become.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Yep ue, I followed it perfect.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, bro, that's transcendent. Honestly, I want to you know,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: that's the that's where we aspire to be as.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: A human being.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Aspire to become somebody that would cut ourselves, but we
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: do it to ourselves instead. Yeah, Jason, how would you
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: rate this film?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Ah?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: You know, as an adaptation, we didn't do it as
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: sorry because I because I couldn't get to it.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I think I wrote two of them in my notes altogether,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: and even I was like, notional, So those are anymore?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: I couldn't press the button fast enough because I just
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: kept getting fifty cent in the streets. Man, bro Biggie smiles,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I got shit on me. Yeah, I just gotta fucking
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: pull out their score sword guns and gat in my ass.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: As an adaptation, I think defaultly, I don't even know
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: if we could call this an adaptation because it's kind
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: of like Pokemon the first movie, Like is this canon?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Do you know? Is is this official? This?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Is this is canon? Yes?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Final Fantasy conclude.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, this this is officially the like what happens after
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: the bottom fifty seven story takes place? I don't know
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: what other Final Fantasy games there are. I can think
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: of like three or four others that, to my dollars,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: they're all canon, And I think the only non canon
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: shit we get for Final Fantasy seven is Kingdom hearts,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: and then even then it's questionable.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Oh cool, you ruined one of my jokes. I don't
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: know what I was gonna say, like for this movie,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: because it's like, it's not an adaptation, and so by
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: default it's cannon. This gets the rank of cannon it gets.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: It gets thirteen Buster swords on a motorcycle. You cannot
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: get clearer than this in terms of an adaptation. Yeah, right, No,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: you're right. It's this is basically a two hour postgame
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: cut scene with a fucking stellar soundtrack. And if you were,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: you know, one of those nut jobs who played this
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: game and made their entire personality for a few years
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: in high school slash college, then yeah, this is a
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: great part two to an amazing game. So I guess
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: by that rule it also gets a seven out of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: seven for me because it's literally just or sorry, a
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: fourteen out of seven because it is just a second
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: seven Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, it's it. It breaks
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: the scale on that end. As a film and as
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: a person who had to witness this, I had to Yeah,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: as part of this project, I give it a wait,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: don't these don't these aren't these movies supposed to have
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Mickey Donald and Goofy in them as a reference to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Kingdom Hearts because for a time as a child, legitimately,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: I thought that they were the same franchise, and I
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: thought Soro was Cloud and vice versa. And then I
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: found out that Cloud's in Kingdom Hearts, which ruined my
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: perception of these games that I did not play. So
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: that's that's how I You know, it's not bad, it's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: not bad, but it certainly is confusing and happened to me.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like your first time you had sex
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: as a teenager. You're like, WHOA, didn't hate that? But
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: what the fuck happened?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: That might be the best ranking we've ever given. I'm
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: gonna give mine now while I do that, can you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: please do me a favor? And I want just a
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: genuine reaction when it happens. Just google what Cloud looks
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: like in Kingdom Hearts. Please take a moment do that.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Let me know, jay I thought he looks the same.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they got he got an infit change for
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Kingdom Hearts. I just want a genuine reaction to.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, is this real? Oh he's got the one wing,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: the bat wing? Why does he have a batwing? And
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: what is that? What a.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Crazy long scarf. He's assuming his swords in the picture.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: It's just for no reason. Ao, this Fox, I'm not
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: he does it fucks so hard. But I mean, like
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: you thought outfit here was edgy. What the fuck is this?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: No, that's so true.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: He does have an advent children costume, which is I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: think that's what that's a reference to. Yeah, that's for sure.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: The one sleeve that's fit. God, he looks like a digimon.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: That is the most That is the best description I've
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: ever heard. There's a digitmon that looks like Vincent val there.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Really is I know which I'm talking about. Two.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: I love that it's just a homie. Oh my god,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: some pokemon look like blokes. That that one dude, he's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: got the boots. This is a fit.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the reaction you wanted
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: this Fox.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: I thought it would be like ridiculous, over the top,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: like making fun of how it is here is like
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: this is like dream cause playing right there?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like men really just want to dress like this.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie you. Oh yeah, because this is
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: a like an auditory medium. What I'm just what I'm
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: seeing here is man with hiking boots cuffed but also
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: baggy jeans. Not as many bandaliers as you would think.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: But on one hand is fingerless gloves, two metal bracelets,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: and one shoulder pauldron. And on the other hand is
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: just the fingerless glove, all adorned with a Get this, gamers,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: it's both a scarf cape and like fucking ninja mask.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: And then he has a singular bat wing and to
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: play it all off, the bus sword is now mummified.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the like most like. And I don't
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: think any of the other Final Fantasy characters really got
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: like makeovers for this game, with the exception of the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: girls in Final Fantasy ten two, which is their pixies
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: and fairies for some reason, I don't could you just
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: say ten to two, yes, our little Fantasy ten two,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: there's a sequel to ten.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it? Not eleven? But okay, so we're in
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: the fast and.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Furious zone hear. Oh yeah, it's very much that energy.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: So sorry to all that. To go back to uh
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: this movie zero percent. If you've not played Fial finety seven,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: and I mean like played it, read the way he
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: found the secrets, watch at least two explainer videos that
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: were longer in the game itself. Then this movie will
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: feel like a fever dream of like made up shit
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: and crazy anime fighting. I mean, I am one of
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: the above mentioned F seven nerds who did way too
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: much research into this and like made it the personality
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: and even I found this hard to follow. Albeit I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: was a bit high. It took me a while. There
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: was like moments where I was like, I'm connecting dots
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: here and I'm like behind.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's again. And I cannot say it enough.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: If you are not ready to be a Sempi or
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: an oi chon or chon, do not come in, dude.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: It's dangerous. These streets.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Are run by say it.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: Say it. I don't what you do, but say it.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Go whatever it is, Finish it. Don't be a baka.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Finish it.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: If you're not ready to necho necho, you're not ready
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: to fucking come on these streets, buddy. All right, alright,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: this has been the funnest episode.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Let's go to a game. Welcome back everyone. We are
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: post ad break, we are post episode. We have we
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: had a good time, but we decided it was a
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: little lonely in here. And much like sep we needed more.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was trying to think where we're
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: like the three pieces of Sepharroth and we're the three
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: twinks and twinks.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my weight, my friend, I've never been mistaken for
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: a twink, but I'll take it.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Hey, twings come in all shapes and sizes. Now it's
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: an inclusive world. But oh beautiful, What a wonderful world.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: What a way to introduce our new guest we have
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: here from the retro game Champions and Ear Remarcade, Matt Hatter. Hello, Hello, everybody.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna be reeling from that forever. I'm gonna
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: message my oldest after this.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like I got told the first time. It's a
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: pleasure being with y'all. I've been listening to y'all NonStop
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks, and it is just it's
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: pure magic to be here.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, You're good having you here.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: It's you know, it's those moments in like the podcasting
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: space where it's like when you reach out to the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: podcast you listen to and tell them that you're listening,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: or you discover them through X y Z thing that
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: is like the coolest shit for like the podcast, I
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: still have like growing audiences.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: It is definitely like a huge thing, so like, thank
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: you for reaching out. And also I guess for any
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: other fans out there who are like, wait, you're telling
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: me it's some random fan just like discovered the show,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: it's like I want to be on the show, and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: they were like, yeah, he's cool. Why not. No one's
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: stopping you from trying for a week. I'm the first
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: person that's going to just cause you guys so much drama.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: That's if he can do them.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Down for he's not under contract, he's not affiliated with
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Gaily Perps.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: I'm an AI voice. We were desperate for a fan.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: We made one up. We built one mm hmmmm, I'm
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: trying to there was a final fantasy somewhere where they
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: like created somebody. I mean basically Cloud isn't that Cloud
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Just he's a weird clone thing with like no memory,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: just made to be someone else.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah you tell me, man, it's as if I know,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, if it's either going to be a clone
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: or it's going to be a crystal And and that's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: the whole story.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: It's the two genders Cloner, Crystal.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Or Twink or Twinks. Because we discussed the episode, if
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: the third big beefy one with the electric punch fist
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: can be considered twink esque or twink, is I coing
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: to which I think is a term and make it up,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: then anyone can be Twink or Twunk. It's no longer
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: no longer being held held behind any kind of like,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: there's no gate keeping the Twinks.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I love the electric punch fitt. That does sound like
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a Twink move. Everything is connected, this is this is great.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, incredibly, this actually does weirdly lead into
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: my game a little bit. Oh wow, it's called the twig.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding, no should I am taken off my pants?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: But you're wearing pants for this?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Oh god?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Was a neck high?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Hell, I'm not even wearing a full shirt. You just
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: cut off right below the nipples.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: My friends like a little bit of a T shirt bib.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: It's a little David Bowie bit. Oh hell, oh nice.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know Bowie Kike recently. That was really, I
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: don't know, weirdly feels like it fits this universe. I
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: feel like I feel like all the Seffroth clothes would
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: listen to Bowie, I think they'd be their jam Oh
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: or the Goblin King from Labyrinth would totally just be
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: a villain, absolutely, just a little more mask era. Yes,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have enough mask here for a final fantasy game.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: That's the problem, Jason, im assuming you've seen Labyrinth come
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: on pictures.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, I understand he's a twink. He's definitely a He's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: an evil anime villain, it really is. Yeah, I understand.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: But like I alluded to, so weirdly the game I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: wrote today, one of the categories will lean into the
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: weapons a little more. Actually, the first category we were
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: playing a gate Leaber's Classic, one of my favorite games
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Matt has ever come up with that I've since stolen
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: and I'm not using for the second time. I feel
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: like he always a punny name for it. I couldn't
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: come up with one on a on a whim. But short, long,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: and the short of it is. You will each be
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: presented with a list of things from a category. I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: will go through those categories in a moment with you.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: From that category, those five listed items in the category
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: there are three reel and two fake. You will take.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: You will go through them, picking one at a time,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: your picks for real. If you land on a fake,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: you're out. You frozen, out of the list, No more guesses.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: That is the end of your round. We move for
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: the next person. So really, if you're like ify on
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: a few, go for the one of the most confident
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: in But uh, you you you heard the game play,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: you know how this works. And I will let Jason,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: as are co host and a Residents expert, go first.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: And your category and the same category for both of you.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: But Jason, your category is weapons in Final Fantasy. Yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: so you've played, You've seen Final Fantasy, You've seen some
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: of the weapons we have there. I see, we'll see
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: how many of these you can get. Right, Your five
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: weapons are rushes, keys, forks, gun blades, and microphones.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say how many of these are gun blades?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: I thought they'd be named things categories of weapons. I'm
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: not even categories crazy. Okay, okay, gotcha, gotcha? Well I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: blanked out a gun blades that was pre pre in
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: my head.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: It's all you're a weight of.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to lock in gun blades? I
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: would very much like to please lock in gun blades.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: It's all I can.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I can definitely say you have a point there. Gun
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: blades is one. It's a whole remaining four category. Well,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: there was keys, there was forks, there was rushes.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: And I lost the last one. I apologize.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Microphones the thing you're using right now.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: These are all incredibly phallic and handheld, except for the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: most weapons. Most weapons kind.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Of are yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, keys. I want
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: I want to go keys. Here's here's the reason I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: know key blade is a thing. I know the Final
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts they did crossover. I'm not I'm
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: not Josh, and this isn't a bit I understand this.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's it's it's good. You use some good
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: logic there. Yeah it was wrong, but some great logic.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Jesus fucking Christ, how dare you? I genuinely it was like,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I feel like, is this too meant to drip him up?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: But now I double checked the key blade and none
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: of it's key like things have ever made into a
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Final Fantasy game.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: It turns out awesome. Listen, Drew, you're acting real innocent
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: right now, but you do this all the time.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love people. Don't worry you'll get of the show,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: thank you for coming on for back. And he does
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: this all the time too, You thought to yourself, is
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: this too mean too? In the most obvious trip up
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: for the guy who knows nothing about this ship on
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: the first go.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: After saying you're the resident expert.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, after setting me up, dude, you just you know
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: that scene in Big Daddy where he puts a stick
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: in front of the rollerblade guy and last that's you what.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: A specific pull, but very much. Yes, I'm aware of
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: the scene. Yeah, I've come here to burn it all
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: down with you, Jason. I wanted to. I wanted to
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: make sure you failed around once or guess had a chance,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: so I caul judge him better. I didn't want to.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Got okay, thank you for the behind scenes meaner Anyways,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: at least Matt pretends for a fair game. You know,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: I'm a level playing in the field. You just went,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna bully Jason. He's my only audience.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, hat or do you want to just for no
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: points for fun? Do you think you know the the
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: other two real ones on that list between you? Absolutely
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: it's microphones and oh my god, right off the damn Unfortunately,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: you actually have only one of them right forks is correct?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Microphones know there are megaphones or foghorns, but no microphones,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: not even an X two with the line I know.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I was again like, it's the things where like I
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: wrote these down and I like went through a wiki
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: list and I even like, I think I know a
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: game would have this, and I double checked, but no,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: h And then brushes. There is a class in one
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: of the games that just uses brushes, like oversized paint
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: brushes for some reason.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: That's really sick. I remember a character from Samurai Show
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Down that used a giant brush. But I was like,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: that's tripping me up.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: It's also thing too, where it's like there's so many
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: different like tangential JRPGs and animes, like I would not
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: be shocked if all of these working other ones. Oh
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: of course. Yeah, but let's see how you do with
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: your list. Your list will include gun arms, balls, bats, cloth,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: and eggs. Yours is any any better?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Well, here we go. We'll start with gun arms because
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: that's a definite that's a classic. Yes, of course, you'll
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: get your point there. That's that's I know that. Yeah,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: I know, who's look at you? Barrett's and the dude,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Barrett's dude.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: He's the one that threw loving refers to as Jerome.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Jerom.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Is that a callback to an unrecorded bit? I'm so sorry.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: If it isn't.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: That's the best kind of bit. That's just for us boys.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Were we supposed to say the embarrassing ship on the record.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I've said it somewhere else before. Okay, so yes,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: you've locked in gun arms. You've got a point.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: That's gonna sound funny, especially from a fat guy like me.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: But all I can remember is eggs. What were the
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: other ones?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: I had eggs for dinner? Don't be dug it. There
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: your your other eggs? Claw bat balls? Oh okay, well
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: bat is another one. I will say, bat Well, you've
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: you've tied up the game, at least on the first
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: round after getting out, I'll give you that one.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: At least.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: No one in Final Fantasy uses a bat. There's batons,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: there's billy clubs, but there's no bats.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, so we're we're getting we're getting granular with the bat.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I see, I look for the term bat in all
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: the games wikis, and none of them had one. Jay,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: I feel your pain, now you feel your pain. Okay,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: at least, at least you're both hating me equally. I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: feel better, almost weirdly, in the.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: First round he went strong in the first round.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: One a stab at the other one.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Would I do not even a guess, Just give it
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: to me. Was it cloth?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: It's cloth and balls.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: It's cloth and balls.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: He uses the balls as a weapon.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: Are you sure those balls aren't just eggs?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: If there's a problem with those eggs other sports people
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: come out of the eggs.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Final Fantasy, the sports Pokemon. That's dope. I'd watch that, yeah,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: except that you know Pokemon would sue you now because
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: it's the thing they're trying to do with the I will,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: We'll get that sour taste out of my mouth and
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: go to another category. Jason, let you start again. I'm
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: hoping this one's more fair. You've got this, but this
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: will be summons from Final Fantasy. Summons great, the big
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: scary things they say, go fight for me. I got
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: back to Pokemon somehow. Fuck again. Your list of summons
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: are bahamut odin for Raydon and Gargoyle.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, for some for some reason, I do know some
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: of the summons. I do know Baha met because it
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: was in the movie that we talked about there you
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: go in there.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I'll walk that way in for you. I'm not even
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: gonna make you. Yeah, you know him, You're good, just
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: because it's a nice place to talk about it too.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure most summons because this is like an anthrall.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: This isn't a what is it called anthology? This is
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: anthology series. So Bahama does not look the same in
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: every game.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Right. In fact, in Final Fantasy seven, even excluding the
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: turkey with human teeth from edvond Children, right, he has
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: three different appearances in Final Fantasy seven alone.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Jesus, Okay, that's fun. I do know Odin is a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: one because I remember, is it Final Fantasy thirteen with Lightning.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: I remember having like the game and Former magazine and
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: reading through it and seeing Odin as a summon.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: So Odin, you were right, Odin is one of them.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: You've got that one, damnbody. I think he's appeared in
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: almost every one of the games, Like I feel like
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: he's like going back to Final Fants like one or
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: two Classic.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, okay, gotcha? And what were the other ones?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: There was thor raiding, Raydan and Gargoyle Raiden's kind of cool.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Rayden would be cool because he's like he's he's a
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Japanese god, right, he's lightning God. That's no, that's Raijin.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I screwed this whole thing up. God damn it.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: So are you gonna lock in Raidin or no?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I already said it. Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: It is it is Raydon. You are right. I actually
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: am convinced that Rayden might be one of those things
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: where it's like the English translation that it is Raijin
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: in the Japanese ones, because I think the older games
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: it is actually rogen. I just thought Raydon was throwing
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: in an Immortal Kombat character I thought would throw you
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: off and be funny.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you saw right through me.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Metal gear with the naked ride and doing cartwheels everywhere
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: to the battlefield. Yes, that would be sick. I'm a
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: naked twink. Now that's a twink?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Isn't that persona five? Isn't that what that is?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: That's tine twinks? The game yeah, is going to be
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: so pissed. Okay, wait quick question, then what is the
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: twink of the Pokemon games?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Which which one do you want? How many?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, it was just stip over James,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Oh you were going with I was looking for Pokemon,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: but I think James is the right answer. I went
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: with Galaide as the first twink. Yeah, Galaide is pretty
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: damn twink. I think that was Honestly, as soon as
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I stopped to be like, Okay, what what am I
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: looking for as an answer? I landed on Galad.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: Also, Yeah, Sylvion, I don't know if I'm allowed to
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: say this, but pre Marina serves cunt.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: I think I'm using.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes it does. I do believe you're allowed
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: to say that. I can never fucking say his name properly.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: It's a Quacksley's final evolution of the newest.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Oh that serves con and his twink. Yeah for sure?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: That free Marina in Galade, like the Bubble, the overlap,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: vend Box and Pokemon for sure? Are we joking? Qua Google,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. I don't know what it is.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I can never get the name right on that one
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I had her. I've got a list for you, so again.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Jason got a three out of five on the three
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: very No, you got so again. Your summons from across
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: the Final Fantasy cannon are Man Drake, Hades, Zeus, Titan
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: and Carbuncle Christ. I want to be real so bad.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I know that's a summon in Sonic Shuffle.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows Sonic Shuffle. My favorite Final Fantasy game is
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: like the Mario Party rip off one.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Yes for the Dreamcast and it was awful. You thought
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Mario Party was unbalanced, Jesus Christ. But there's a carbuncle
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: and when it appears, it says the carbuncle ate itself
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: and that I'll never.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Forget that phrase because what does that mean?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you said Zeus, you said, you said, uh,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: oh my god. All I'm thinking about is the car
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: buncle and Sonic Shuffle. This is awful, adhd or Twinkism. Okay,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: let me have a list one more time quick. You
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: have Man, Drake, Hades, Zeus, Titan, and Carbuncle. I'm gonna
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: go with Titan. That seems so legitimately final Fantasy. So
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: it's either true or you being a jerk.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: One of those. Hey, I might be a jerk, but
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: I would never fuck around with Titan. You are cruick
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: on Titan.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah, that is.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: I think he is just a large man that comes
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: out of the earth. And throws rocks at people. That's
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: the few clips of him I've seen. That's generally what
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: I do too, just burst out of the earth and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: koolaid Man from Hell. Uh, kool aid Man from Hell.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Let's lock in Hades. I'm just gonna slide too good
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: about that? You know what, you should feel good about it.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: You're a two for two right now. Haines is another one.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, weirdly like this is one of the ones
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: I remember from Final Fantasy seven specifically, and he's just
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: a grim reaper. I don't know why he's called Hades.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: The translations back then, who knows? Yeah, yeah, Third, I'm
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: gonna go the big bite hot dog from seven to eleven.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I know it sounds like it's probably not, but I
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: think that's there.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Which is what I could call any of these three
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: other things. I feel like I can walk into seven
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: eleven in order a man drink a Zeus or a
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: carbuncle and get a big fat in one of those.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: So like, what the fuck is a carbuncle?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: I would tell you, but the carbuncle aid it, So
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: let's go, man Drake. I feel like Zeus is too
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: close to the.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Lightning and thor and and all that I'm gonna regret.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: It, but I will say it was Zeus. You did
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: spot my trick. Unfortunately you also fell for man Drake
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: is Carbuncle.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: There's a carbyl Glid Final Fantasy. Oh.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: It is your default summon and the summoner class on
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: the whatever the online one is fourteen. I think, oh fourteen,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: and it's like the generic most classes in most games.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: It's like the first summon you get. It's this little
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: like antler bunny thing. Oh my, I'm happy I missed that.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: That's I honestly one of my favorite summons in the game.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Like I just I love it as like a thing
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: like I was. When they did the Final Fantasy crossover
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: with Magic, there was no Carbuncle card, but it's included
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: in the art of one of the other cards, so
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: I had nice. Wow.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: I've officially don't know what else is happening in this game.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Well, we we are entering a final round. Jason are
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: in the lead four to three, so it is your
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: game to win exciting and to lose and to loose.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: You can go either way. It's completely up to you.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: We're all leaving here happy twinks. That's all that matters.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: That's great happy twinks with carbuncles in hand. So to
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: tie this game really specifically to add in children, I
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: wanted to grab Final Fantasy seven final moves. So in
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Final Fantasy seven limit breaks, they are the like ultimate
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: move every character gets. There's a few of them per character. Oh,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you again. Five three are real. Two
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I just made up because they sounded like they would
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: fit the other weird ones this game gave us sweet
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: So Jason, your list of Final Fantasy seven final moves,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: or limit breaks as they're called are Terra Blade, Greased Lightning, Landscaper,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Comet Slice, and Earth Rave.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: Wow, couldn't tell you. I couldn't couldn't tell you shooting
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: fish in your mind picture of j RBG. You see
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: the menu you're picking your moves and the big one
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: of the bottom and bold, which is click one. What
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: is it, Drew? You tell me, buddy, how about it?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: That's not how this game was try though, Terriblde you know,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: fuck it Because there's a lot of talk about Terror
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: Earth isn't Isn't it called like Terror Earth for some nonsense.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: I think it's some of the games they do. Also,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Tear is the main character of one of the games.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I think seven it's Gaya is the terminus what I
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: was actually thinking of. So yeah, I fucked that, dedn't
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: I immediately.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: Matter?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: Do you do you recognize any of these from seven?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: You said comet slice, right, yeah, that's one.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: What we did was we sussed out the two fails.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: You work together to find my bullshit. Oh, I'll be honest.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Reading the list, I was like, oh, man, I made
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: these sound way too normal. The other ones are so
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: batshit crazy. We know the Lightning landscaper and earth Rave
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: fucking landscaper just comes out fixes the shrubbery. I think
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: it's it's you. All of you. Fi's moves have like
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: the weirdest fucking names. I know that was one of hers.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Earth Rave I think was Red thirteen, and greased Lightning
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: I think was Tifa.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Now did you trip us up on the fact that
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: the uh summoning meteor like getting all the black materia
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: and summoning meteor. It's my favorite like move of all time?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm thinking comet meteor shit honestly, not even intentional,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: I just like, what's a what's a word that is
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: like vaguely spacey or weird that they would attached to attacks.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: God damn, Like I feel like other ones like they're like,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's on the list. So I can say,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: like all of clouds are mostly like some random adverb,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: adjective or noun, and then like a term for attacking
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: a thing with a sword, like omni slash or like
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: hyper cut, or like just any combination of those. Hard
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: landscaper I think, I think the first iteration of this
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: game for Jason, I legitimately had only things from cloud
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: and they were all just variants of something sword word.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Oh no, And even I was like, that's too fucking mean,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: speaking of mean. You are only one point behind. You
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: get one point here, you tie the game, you get two,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: you win three, You just the rub in his face.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my fake Bravado has failed me so far? What
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: will I do you? You've been regardless, You've been an
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: amazing guest. We'll do plugs afterwards. But this has been
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: so much fun. Yea, so you've already won in our hearts.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: Oh right, Jason, I'm speaking for you, and yeah, absolutely, silence.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: That's so sweet.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: I will even tell the people that are just listening
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: that Jay had a big yawn when you were talking
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: about me. I won't even mention it. I'll just pretend
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: like he likes me and we'll just keep rolling with
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: the bit.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: Hell, yes, I didn't even foresee it. I was like,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: what what do you mean?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: God, I saw, I saw the bottom of your stomach.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: You yawned so good? Hover in my mouthful laugh self
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: conscious of my big mouth. Oh my god, that was
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: a That was a very good k laugh with the crap,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: thank you. That's a twink Oh my god, yeah, that
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: is a That is a That is a twink ass
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: queen if we ever had one. My god, he's literally
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: a giant clown that becomes god. Oh after after successfully
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: ending the world, the game literally goes we have to
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: stop Kefka. Oops, we funked up kefka one. He ended
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: the world, got bored, made himself god, and then you
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: kill him.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: Twink Pocalypse yep, oh yeah, yeah, look at this guy.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: This is a JoJo's bizarre character if I've ever seen one.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Apocalypse totally a good fake name from I love it. Actually,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: I have to look it up. It could be a
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: real one for all we know. Apocalyp slash for to
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: win your final list, your moves are anger Max, card
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: a trick, Giga Dunk, Lunatic High, and dolphin dive. God
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Your suck.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: What was the second one?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Second one was card trick. I'm going to go with
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: card trick for my first guess.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, Jason, how does it feel like winning a game? Finally?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: He wasn't even away half of this episode.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: Game amazing. He came in here right away with the
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: Drews doing this to put me down.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: And destroy me. And no, well done. Who's the narrow victory? Okay,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: I need to know.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: I need to know. So card trick was fake. Your
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: real ones are anger Max, noe. There's no space in there.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: It is all one word, anger Max. That was for Barrett.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: Vincent has Giga dunk when he turns into a Frankenstein,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: because you know you do. And again I'm going back
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: to Red thirteen for the absolute worst names here. Lunatic High.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: I like I realized as I say, it sounds like
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: a really shitty like drama you would see on like
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: the Disney Channel or something. It's high school for people
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: who think they're crazy. That sounds like all of them.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: I think he just jumps really high, gets silhouette about
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: the moon and comes down and hits somebody in the head.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Also things I do all the time, all the Yeah,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: when the moon's fall, all all you want to do
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: is jump up and silobet yourself for a perfect.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Shot in anime before you hit somebody. Oh yeah, you
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: can never guess, You can never guess. Congrats, jay I bow,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: thank you. I have always felt and said that I
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: am the biggest fan of Fantasy NERD. I love them all.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Ye and which ones have you? Have you played x
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: X two which is not eleven? And I know that,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: uh the one with the boy band, which I know
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: no crossover with Assassin's Creed Origins. That just came out
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: of nowhere. I don't understand that.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Oh I thought they did that. Oh my god.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was shocked for sure, because I was just
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: in Egypt. Then all of a sudden, this fucking dragon
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: and anime k pop boards band guy came out of
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: a fucking sarcophagus.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: It was wild and awesome. I need to go look
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: that up.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: That's a brilliant combo. That's honestly my favorite final Fantasy
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: game is Assassin's Creed Origins. If I'm being there to
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: see my joke and what I put on a wrestling
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: sign once when I went to an aw show. Is
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: my favorite final fantasy game is Chrono Trigger.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, honestly valid it basically.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Is I have only played seven and the original and
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: uh thirteen, So I was like, how well am I
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: gonna fare here? And I guess I know the answer.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: Now you only lost by one, and this is a
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: pretty unfair and mean game, I will be honest. Unless
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: it's like a branch as you know, well, it's a
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: lot of just like it is a lot of just
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: like which of these stupid things that Drew makeup to
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: try to fuck with us? And unfortunately I was good
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: at it today.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: You were very good.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Applause to you as well. Yeah, oh thank you. Well
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: this was so much fun, Matt Hatter. You want to
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: let people know where they can find you.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, first, I do have good news. This
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  Speaker 1: was the final fantasy Uh so we're done. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have to worry about it anymore. Guys, you can stop
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  Speaker 1: stressing about it. This was it, and I what a
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  Speaker 1: great way to.
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  Speaker 2: Go square in. It's just like packing their bags, closing
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  Speaker 2: up off, just like the Mario Castle just shrinks into
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  Speaker 2: the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Square and Enix unmerge everyone's trying. Yeah, so uh, I
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  Speaker 1: do retro video game preservation. You can find me at
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  Speaker 1: retro game Champion dot com. That'll get you to the
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  Speaker 1: discord that you too. I used to stream a lot,
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  Speaker 1: but the last year and a half of my life
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  Speaker 1: has been utter shit, and I'm going to be getting
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  Speaker 1: back into it. Very excited for that. There's also a
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  Speaker 1: couple of random podcasts out there. The one you mentioned,
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  Speaker 1: Earworm Arcade, is a video podcast, but we also do
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  Speaker 1: audio episodes where we just listen to a genre of
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  Speaker 1: retro game music and kind of talk through the games
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  Speaker 1: that we're playing and memories of those games. I think
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  Speaker 1: the First Person Shooter one is one of my favorite episodes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just those two things. That's That's all I do in
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  Speaker 1: my damn spare time. So yeah, I love to have you, and.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you both. Thank you for reaching out, Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for making this happen. I will be putting links to
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  Speaker 2: everything in the show notes, by which I mean Matt
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  Speaker 2: will do that because he listens to me. I want
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  Speaker 2: to do this. Thanks Matt all that, and I honestly
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  Speaker 2: I have you cube up for my theory right tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: to listen to.
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  Speaker 1: So hell yeah, pleasure man bank of an episode. Thanks absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: Thank y'all so much. And I'm gonna eat that cold
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  Speaker 1: Chipotle that's been sitting outside my bold now for about
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes and I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: I got pie in the fridge. That's my plan.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what my chimpote is gonna be is pie
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  Speaker 1: in the fridge by the time I get Jason, what
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  Speaker 1: are you eating after the show water, I just had dinner.
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  Speaker 1: I had dinner before this. I'm sorry, told Ice.
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  Speaker 3: And if that concludes another chapter in our journey through
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  Speaker 3: the history of video game movies. Thanks for joining us
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