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FULL SHOW: Slipping Standards · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot ache big show with Toledo's from work days
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  Speaker 1: Jason Hits might.
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  Speaker 2: Mind and key Oh, give a your ma advice. It's
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  Speaker 2: great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Sex of May twenty twenty six, and
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  Speaker 2: you boy friends, as always listening to the big show brought.
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  Speaker 3: To you by Toledo's.
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  Speaker 4: Toledo's Natural Electrolyte beverages missing from shelves.
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  Speaker 5: Ask your local New World to stock us.
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  Speaker 2: Telena, I'm a little bit disappointed, actually, Maggie. You head
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  Speaker 2: your T shirt on them for some reason, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why, because it's bloody steamy in the old studio.
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  Speaker 2: You've you've chucked your big daggy jersey over the top
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 5: What's going on, mate? I got sick of you and
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  Speaker 5: dressing me with your eyes, your old milky bastard eyes. Man,
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  Speaker 5: But you can.
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  Speaker 3: Feel the milky eyes it's been a while.
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  Speaker 5: I can feel them weeping from this side of the studio.
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  Speaker 5: Jason's you drink me in, So I thought best to
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  Speaker 5: cover up, man, Sure, best to cover you wanted more,
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  Speaker 5: just for the audience too.
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  Speaker 6: When Jason's drinking Mogien, he hops up, walks around to
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  Speaker 6: Mogi yeah, and sort of adjusts his spectacles whilst really
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  Speaker 6: squinting and looking at.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you. It's very distracting
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  Speaker 2: for the show. It is, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's distracting for you. I mean, I'm distracted. Why wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: I be, U Stallion, I tell you what, Yes, Kezy,
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  Speaker 2: what an absolutely wistine Look.
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  Speaker 5: At it, Megan, Look how white it is. It's absolutely beautiful,
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  Speaker 5: sparkling white. Yeah, look at him.
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  Speaker 4: This is a new T shirt, Fellas. I took the
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  Speaker 4: tag off it before popping it on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought i'd come in and see whether Jays
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  Speaker 6: did notice, and boom straight.
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  Speaker 5: Away away, Well, there's actually a couple of ladies outside
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  Speaker 5: having a vape. Weren't there, and Keysy spotted them. He
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  Speaker 5: took off his Tony Denham jacket just to sho off
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  Speaker 5: as white T shirt. Not at all, what happened.
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  Speaker 2: And I've noticed actually you've both been sporting new T shirts.
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  Speaker 5: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Fellas? Is there a new new thing happening with the
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  Speaker 3: wardrobes for you?
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  Speaker 4: Guys, we went T shirt shopping together. Ye chose for him,
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  Speaker 4: he chose some for me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh good stuff, It's right. I mean we actually got
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  Speaker 5: some new ones, didn't we. I mean we know that
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  Speaker 5: you're running your your wardrobe jas off the smell of
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  Speaker 5: an oily mungrag. But we splashed out a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: You went top quality.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and plus actually at one point, you just keep
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  Speaker 4: showing up the brand new shirts on.
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  Speaker 5: So we're like, make You're gonna do something about this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to keep showing you. Fellows, I know
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  Speaker 3: what you mean.
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  Speaker 4: He claims to live on the smell of an oily mungrag,
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  Speaker 4: but in reality he's buying a new T shirt pretty
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  Speaker 4: much every day.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know you're right there, fellas. I do run
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  Speaker 2: a tight ship financially, totally.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there certainly is the smell of a mum rag
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  Speaker 5: around here, but I don't know what's going on or
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  Speaker 5: where it's going from. But it's not keasy to me
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  Speaker 5: because we've got new shirts on. Hey, Jase, how are
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  Speaker 5: you today? Good? Thanks man?
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  Speaker 7: What's happening on the Big show with old Mogi?
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  Speaker 5: Another day, Another opportunity fellers to get into the drawer
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  Speaker 5: to go and see the Fooy Fooy Moy Moy is
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  Speaker 5: also known as the Food Fighters. Either later in the
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  Speaker 5: year or early next year. I think later January year.
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  Speaker 5: It's definitely next year, and christ Church or Auckland stay
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  Speaker 5: tuned for the cue to call and give us a bell.
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  Speaker 5: I've got it. Speaking of great gifts, fellows, I've got
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  Speaker 5: a gift for Keysy and I'm going to present it
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  Speaker 5: to him later on in the show How Good. I'm
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  Speaker 5: really excited.
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  Speaker 6: For some reason, I don't feel very good about this gift.
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  Speaker 6: Usually when someone says, well, I've got a gift for you,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, ah, sweet. But for some reason, when Mogi's doing.
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  Speaker 5: It, something not right about. Do I have to have it? Yeah? Man,
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  Speaker 5: you've got to try it on and everything. Do I
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  Speaker 5: have to take it? Yeah, you have to have it. Also, fellas,
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  Speaker 5: that's just been announced that the BSA is been abolished,
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  Speaker 5: The Broadcasting Standards Authority has been abolished by the government.
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  Speaker 5: Based on some of the conversation that's already been happening,
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  Speaker 5: I feel like we might be slipping yes, and I
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  Speaker 5: think we just need to have a little chat about that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you can, yeah, good, call good.
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  Speaker 3: It's making me nervous, to be honest, very very much.
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  Speaker 5: Trouble is, they want us to self regulate, and I
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  Speaker 5: think that's a terrible idea.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's not a terrible idea? Starting to show off
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  Speaker 3: with a bit of pearl jam.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchyes.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, green day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: This beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The time fifteen minutes past four
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  Speaker 2: o'clock and fellows is there's something that's come to my
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  Speaker 2: attention that's making me slightly nervous, and that is that
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  Speaker 2: the BSA, the Broadcasting Standards Authority, is basically being abolished
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  Speaker 2: in about time. About time too, you know, so basically
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing holding us back anymore from saying what we
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  Speaker 2: want to say on air.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think that's a bad thing personally, don't you Like?
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  Speaker 6: It's being able to being able to drive in your
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  Speaker 6: car with your kids in the back, knowing that we're
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  Speaker 6: not going to swear or say anything to out.
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  Speaker 5: Take the seatbelts off.
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  Speaker 6: Let the strong survive, that sort of stuff, you know
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  Speaker 6: what I mean? Like, that's what the b s A
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  Speaker 6: is good for. You know, Well, I think it's look,
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  Speaker 6: we addulter.
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  Speaker 5: We children. This is the thing, and the broadcast authority
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  Speaker 5: has been treating us like children for the last forty years.
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  Speaker 5: So when it was written some forty odd years ago,
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  Speaker 5: it was written for a media landscape that no longer exists,
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  Speaker 5: so it's not practical for today's needs. You can have
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  Speaker 5: people moving, you know, within an hour, you can be
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  Speaker 5: moving between a newspaper, online digital or a podcast watching
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  Speaker 5: something on television. And some people are tied by the
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  Speaker 5: by some rules and others not. Is that fear Keys
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  Speaker 5: podcast that can say whatever he wants, but but Jack
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  Speaker 5: Tame has to abbide by some laws. It's ridiculous. I
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  Speaker 5: think we can all be as racist as we want
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  Speaker 5: and all be as sexist as we want, and if
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  Speaker 5: you don't like it, you can change the chance.
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  Speaker 3: You can turn us off and never tune in again.
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  Speaker 3: If that's the way you want it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, obviously, I still don't think we should
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  Speaker 4: be racist and misogynist and all that sort of stuff
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  Speaker 4: that you were just a sexers.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, you've got to be honest, keazy. The audience want
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  Speaker 5: to know the real you.
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  Speaker 4: No, don't turn this into akesy, that's Jace.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about is it pardon what are you suggesting?
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  Speaker 5: What you know?
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  Speaker 3: And here's the thing, And Mogi made the point, we're adults,
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  Speaker 3: aren't we.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we're and I feel like we can regulate ourselves,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what they're saying, you self regulate.
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  Speaker 3: And I think Mogi and I are both grown men.
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  Speaker 3: We both had experiences, we both know how to.
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  Speaker 2: Control ourselves, and I'm very confident, very very very very
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  Speaker 2: confident that we wouldn't cross any lines at any point.
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  Speaker 4: How's this self regulating or not vaping going?
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  Speaker 5: Really well? Really well?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you man.
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  Speaker 2: And in fact, that's what I said in the podcast
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  Speaker 2: outra today my wife commented on how well I was looking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, I just I just worry.
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  Speaker 6: I just think that there's these guidelines are in place
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  Speaker 6: so there's no swearing. And as you say, we might
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  Speaker 6: be adults, but there are kids potentially listening.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely absolutely, and that's up to the parents. It's not
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  Speaker 5: up to us to decide who's turned on the radio.
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  Speaker 5: At the other end, Kezy, we can't be in control
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  Speaker 5: of that. It's up to the parents to keep an
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  Speaker 5: eye on what their children are up to. I'm surely
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  Speaker 5: you know I.
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  Speaker 2: Was walking through the park today and the bloody teenagers
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  Speaker 2: they're swearing like you wouldn't believe they're not.
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  Speaker 5: Going to be bothered by shocking bass.
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  Speaker 3: Shocking bass. It's the biggest concern I have.
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  Speaker 5: And and is you keasy?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's you know, in terms of I just
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  Speaker 2: worry that you might tip over the edge because I
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  Speaker 2: know what you say are here, and I have a concern,
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  Speaker 2: I suppose a little one.
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  Speaker 5: Not because you're a professional, professional radio broadcast that you.
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  Speaker 2: Know you might tip over the But we'll look after you.
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  Speaker 2: We'll take you under our busy.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, so you guys are gonna look after me
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  Speaker 5: in case I go too far.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, totally right. I think that's the way to do it,
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  Speaker 6: and vice versa. By the way, and also just on
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  Speaker 6: that three four eight three. If the audience that's our
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  Speaker 6: text number.
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  Speaker 4: If the audience ever thinks that we have stepped over
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  Speaker 4: a line in any way, you can let us know
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  Speaker 4: because we have to self regulate and any kind of update.
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  Speaker 4: Just keep an ear out for the next sort. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know the rest of the show. And if at
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  Speaker 4: any point you think we've stepped over a line, then
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  Speaker 4: you text us on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. Man, maybe we.
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  Speaker 4: Don't need the Broadcasting Stands Authority.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really looking forward to self regulator. Yeah, I love
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  Speaker 5: self regulated. No you, Jase over there is used to
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  Speaker 5: self flagulating. Was it a similar thing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: Velvet revolver, Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.
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  Speaker 3: The Strokes here on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Archy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, and Fellas, just
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  Speaker 2: to remind, by the way, the b s A has
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  Speaker 2: been abolished and it's not at this point being replaced.
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  Speaker 3: With any anything. I just want us to be aware
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  Speaker 3: that's all. We still have our standards.
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  Speaker 2: Because speaking of standards, Keys, that outfit is a disgrace.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean it's disgrace? We've got my brand.
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  Speaker 4: We literally talked about how good this T shirt is.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're coming all over it. But actually what jad
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  Speaker 4: all over it and actually improve it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean me and you war T shirts shall
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  Speaker 5: be to get you a tempted to over the bars.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Fellows, Actually, just a quick
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  Speaker 5: reminder we need to just mind Oh yes, yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 5: then when you started talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah and yes, yes, yeah, it was a bit loose.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, we've got a break, would be what was that?
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  Speaker 5: I just wanted to get into this this break we're
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  Speaker 5: meant to be focusing on this prison that I've got
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  Speaker 5: for kid.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, now just to quick before you give it
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  Speaker 4: to me.
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  Speaker 5: I think I know what it is. I've written it
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  Speaker 5: down on a piece of It's amazing. Now he's straight
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  Speaker 5: away I said, I've got a prison for you and
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  Speaker 5: the old over here. I said, oh, yeah, no, I
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  Speaker 5: know what it is. Now if you do know what
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  Speaker 5: it is, I'll be absolutely shock. Wow, Okay, we'll be shocked. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: So now the reason why I'm just going to give
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  Speaker 5: it out for you, and I'm going to give it
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  Speaker 5: to you right, that.
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  Speaker 3: Is a already an abomination.
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  Speaker 4: So it's some sort of short sleep button up T shirt.
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  Speaker 5: But going out it's Keysy's favorite going out ship. I'm
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  Speaker 5: already predicting that this is going to have a high rotation.
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  Speaker 4: And okay, so it's a short sleep sort of interesting
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  Speaker 4: fabric button up black ship.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, god, you'd wear if you wanted to
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  Speaker 5: go out to dinner and look like a yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you would get so many show.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think it's actually not too bad? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I've seen worse, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 5: It's a really good fit. I think it's nice how
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  Speaker 5: she's smelling shrieks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can smell it from here.
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  Speaker 5: I've been using for about nine months.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
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  Speaker 3: In four on radio is indeed the Red.
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  Speaker 2: Chili Peppers Here on the radio Hdarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon the time four thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Eight fellows just really quick on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 6: The text line a lot of people texting in saying
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  Speaker 6: that we might need to start self regulating a little
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  Speaker 6: bitter right, Okay, that last break was pretty offensive.
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  Speaker 5: We self regulated the ship out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, just pull it back a bit and we're
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  Speaker 4: just slowly just hip.
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  Speaker 2: It's just feeling of freedom, and I find it really
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  Speaker 2: hard just sort of, you know, push it down.
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  Speaker 4: Right, just there's just baby steps with it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, well baby SIPs.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Now, fellas, I need your advice on something because something's bugging, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Bugging, and it's to do with my marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, not again now you know that my wife
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  Speaker 2: and I have been together for a long, long long time.
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  Speaker 5: Do you mean remaining faithful? Is that what's bugging you?
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  Speaker 2: That's not the issue that I'm talking about, and I
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  Speaker 2: think it may be an issue for a lot of
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  Speaker 2: couples out there, because I want to paint a scenario
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  Speaker 2: that's going on in the Hoidy j household. Say, for example,
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  Speaker 2: one of the partnership, one of the relationship is going
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  Speaker 2: all out and it's being really fit, really healthy, doing
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  Speaker 2: stretching in the morning, swimming, walking, eating really well, not smoking,
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  Speaker 2: not drinking, you know, and really looking after themselves and
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  Speaker 2: looking really hot.
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  Speaker 3: And the other party is just a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 5: Right, So that's what happened. This is what's that in
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  Speaker 5: your health. It's actually not necessarily my house.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a hypothetical, you know, say that you know, and.
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  Speaker 2: You're in this relationship and one of the one of
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  Speaker 2: the peer of the relationship is really looking after themselves
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  Speaker 2: really you know, taking care of everything and looking great.
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  Speaker 2: The other is going and just slobbering about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: wearing felthy trackie.
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  Speaker 5: I do think she's looking that bad?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, Mogi, Mogi, I think I think he's saying
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  Speaker 6: he's the one slobbering about.
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  Speaker 5: Who what are you talking about? Keesy? Isn't that what
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  Speaker 5: you were saying?
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  Speaker 6: Are you the one like because in the situation, or
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  Speaker 6: is that your wife who's slobbing about and you're being
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  Speaker 6: really healthy?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely? And I just don't know what to do about it, right, Okay?
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  Speaker 2: But you know, in that scenario, does one party either
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  Speaker 2: pull their socks up and try and be better.
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  Speaker 3: Or does the slovenly foul person.
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  Speaker 4: And just clarifying, you're talking about your wife again here,
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  Speaker 4: try and.
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  Speaker 2: Pull the other person back into the mire with them
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  Speaker 2: so that you're on an equal basis, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: otherwise what ends up happening is you have one very attractive,
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  Speaker 2: sexy part of the relationship that's you. Rundown doesn't care,
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  Speaker 2: has given up on life. It is it just can't
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  Speaker 2: be just can't be bothered anymore. And I found to me,
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  Speaker 2: for me, that just seems like.
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  Speaker 3: A recipe that I mean, how do you guys feel
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  Speaker 3: about it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I can't relate because my wife and I both
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  Speaker 4: in great neck.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what percentage of the exercise in the house and
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  Speaker 5: your household is done by you? Would you say, Keys,
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  Speaker 5: the outside of going for your evening walks, Well, that's
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  Speaker 5: all my exercise. She certainly goes to the gym. But
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  Speaker 5: if we just get back to Jacre, who I was
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  Speaker 5: just wondering. I was just wondering because it is something
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  Speaker 5: to be aware of, and she remains attractive, just say
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't and and you Jason as well. I think
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  Speaker 5: possibly potentially, just raguments continue to blow out, then at
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  Speaker 5: some point you're going to want to have something to
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  Speaker 5: say about it or I mean, what my trick would
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  Speaker 5: be would be absolutely just to fat them up. I
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  Speaker 5: become a feeder, like an enabler, and an enabler, so
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  Speaker 5: it's easy to leave temptation lying around the house. You're chuckies, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: rather than rather than me getting better, which is hard,
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  Speaker 5: what don't make We'll just make it that she gets worse,
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  Speaker 5: which is easy for me, right Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So in this situation, you're the one who's
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  Speaker 6: bringing them down. And once again, just clarify, you're saying
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  Speaker 6: that you're the one who's in great neck and your wife.
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  Speaker 5: Comparatively, I guess you're saying, is that what you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to just want to make sure we've
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  Speaker 5: got that. Are we going into Coins.
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  Speaker 3: Of the.
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  Speaker 1: Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: He's indeed stained There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is ten to five. Let's talk TV.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yes, fellas. Last
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: night I watched the first episode of a comedy horror
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: series called Widow's Bay.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Widows Bay over the Good Stuff Man.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: It stars Matthew Reese. It's about he's a New England
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: mayor or mayor trying to boost tourism on his island
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: while navigating strange events that suggest the island may well
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: be cursed, may well be cursed. Very very good, full
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: of real weirdos on the island, great characters. It's very funny,
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: but there's a really strong horror element to it as well. Yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: really good cast. It's got to blow. Another guy in
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: it called Stephen Root Stephen root Ruder they call him, Yeah,
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: very very good actor. Who's in the TV show Barry.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: If you haven't to have seen that, If you haven't
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: seen that show, they make sure you watch that as well.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: I think it only has one episode coming out of
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: the week, but maybe there's three available at the moment.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Highly highly recommend. I going four busies out of a
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: possible five to begin with. It's on Apple TV. Very
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: very good. I'm very very very excited about the show
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Widow's Bay. Widow's Bays. Well, it's.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Bonus, right, doesn't sound suitable for your wife, Keezy, thanks man,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: because of the horror elements.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: We've got to comedy either. No, she likes comedy. No,
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: there's no like puns or anything.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: No, it's me. If it's not selling property, she's not interested.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: No, you guys gonna get wires crush. Just because she
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: didn't like talkback doesn't mean she doesn't like comedy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've got Apple TV anymore. I
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: have to check that out. I don't think so.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: What did you watch?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Men?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I watched after finishing off.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: After finishing off, gone on three Now, we went back
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: to another series that we were watching on Netflix called
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Unchosen about a cult.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: I remember that one.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: There's a cult going on and a little girl nearly drowns,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: but he's saved by a stranger who happens to.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Be on the run. Oh, I've seen the trailer for this,
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: and he's wink.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: He winkles his way into the cold calls and can
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I say.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: How do you winkle your way? And do you do
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: it by using your winkle?
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, well partly he did.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's part of it.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Keasy right, I don't think your life would like an actually,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: because there's glove making in it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: To mention your wife, one of your ex again, my wife.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: And he and he turns out to be this guy,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: a very very very accomplished gas slider, and he's a
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: very accomplished manipulator. And so whilst I started watching the
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: series going yeah, okay, some pretty hot sex going on,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: but apart from that, I'm not you know, I'm not
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: massively into it. But actually the way he manipulates the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: situation is actually pretty good.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty good. You're one of the best guest
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: riders of.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Come on man. And it's another what I would call
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: solid British drama.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, there's another guy that used to be doctor
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: who David the other one? Yeah, he's a great ects.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: It's on Netflix.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: But wait, that's got as a Butterfield. Butterfield you fraffee
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: who fra fee? Molly winds up. I don't really know
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: any of these people tout as a Butterfield, I do.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: He's a very good actor. Christopher equals Stint.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was he doctor who.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I gave it a solid three buzzies.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: And what's it called again?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Unchosen?
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Unchosen on Netflix? Netflix?
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Last night I watched Celebrity Treasure Island on TV Plus
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: And do you remember last week when we had Vinnie
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: come in one of the.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: He's in Fast and the Furious. He plays a young
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Vin Diesel. He does, Can I say good Castle? He
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: looks kind of like Mindy's and his voice sounds really similar.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: And he was a bit worried about how the show
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: was going to come out slibbery Treasure Island, how he.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Was going to look care about the show, more worried
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: about how he was going to be represented well exactly.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: He was a bit like, Oh, you don't know how
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: they're going to edit it, and blah blah blah. And
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: he was a bit worried about something that was coming
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: up on the show. And I think it was this
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: episode that happened last night. They have a they didn't
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: ever shock.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: He's just a very passionate dude, super passionate, like quite
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: an emotional, don't like any kind of He's really stoked,
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: and then he's really annoyed at stuff and he's really
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: sad about people going home.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: He's in with his emotions. That's what makes them such
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: a fantastic actor. And I think, what's what?
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Even then I think he's he's devisive though my wife
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: doesn't really like him on the show, but I really
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: like him.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Ah because he's hot, because he's hot, and he's emotional
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: because he's hot and emotional, and that's what gets me
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: fired up. So what I want to know is, before
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: you give me your rating of that, what's really tuning
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: keysy on for the show?
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, what's your turn on?
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Fact?
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not watching the show to get barred up.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: I just watch it because it's entertaining. Obviously, if I
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: want to get bart up, i'd watch the location Location
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Location four buses out of five. Though, love CC it's
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: one of my favorite shows.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Good. So the season's going good because you weren't sure
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: about it. It's good. It's a lot better.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Great the dramas there now, Yeah, it's what place? Hey,
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: he's coming up after five ajs?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Oh whatever?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back your messive bank Bones. Hope your Wednesday's going
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• 22:53
  Speaker 3: That's great stuff for Mogie.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: Hey just quickly Fellas earlier in the show, Mogie gave
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: me a present I did. He came in and I said,
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: because you said, you said, I was doing a clear
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: out at my house and I've got a present for you.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: And then I wrote down on a piece of paper.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: What I thought the prison was going to be.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Now we never got to that writing down on a
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: piece of paper, what I think you thought it was
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: going to be? Right, Okay, Jace, do you want to
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: write something down on a piece of paper.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: About what I thought it was going to be from
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: making I can do that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you go through ready, Look at that. That's
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: idious a self portrait. Yeah, oh god, yeah. I didn't
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: nail the foreskin. Neither did your doctor.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Here's a piece of paper, Mogi, All right, you passed
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: me your piece of paper.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Here we go. Radio great stuff, very visual. Three two.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: I can't read. That was beside you. Dire Wolf T shirt.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Dire Wolf T shirt, it's probably two years ago. It
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: was a couple of years ago. Now, I splash out
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: brought myself printed teas because I thought printed t should
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: come back, and I was looking everywhere I found one,
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: didn't I second hand one? Then I was mercilessly teased mercilessly.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Because Mogie had walked in with his brand new print
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: T shirt and was stuck with a cool wolf on
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: the front. But what he didn't realize is that there's
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: nothing wrong with it. It said Game of throne. I
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: said winter is coming, and it was a dire wolf.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: But the thing was winter was coming, No, totally, and
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: I got a fur a bear because then you stopped
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: wearing it. Where's your cool, die, Walter? I should have
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: kept on wearing it, you should. I feel bad about that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I've got a lot to thank you guys for, because
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: there's so many shirts that I wouldn't keep wearing if
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: it hadn't been for you guys telling me how good
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: they look like your lemon shit?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah lemon?
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Is it a new one you were in now?
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Is it sure? Is? Man?
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Hey, another chance laded this hour to get yourself from
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: the drawer to go see the Foolies live next year
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: near the christ or Auckland and maybe get a copy
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: of the new album too.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: So get rid of call eight hundred harduky. In the meantime,
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: he's audio slave.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: in on radio.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Shock and Burst, Stop crying your heart out.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Man, It's oasis, isn't it it is? Hey, Fellers, just
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: getting a bit a bit worried about something. My wife
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: and I we've been in our first house out in
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: West Auckland there for a number of years, little granny flat.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: And we're thinking about upgrading.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: And in Auckland the housing market is terrifying and basically
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: there's a strong likelihood that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: We will have to go to auction to buy.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've never bought anything at an auction before.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I've done it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I've trade me or something. But that's very anonymous, and
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: you're not in a room going.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, please, I'll buy that, you know whatever, that's not
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: what you do. But I mean, this is the thing.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You look like a goose from the start.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: If you're doing that voice, that's pretty cool though. What
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: was that voice?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: He actually it was pretty good.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: I was just sort of my my impression of your wife, Mogi,
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Oh God, like to buy that please.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: That's really good, really good. Yeah, she's what she wants
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: me to tell you that much.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: So I was just wondering if you guys ever bought
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: anything at auction like that, because I don't know how
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: to play it. You don't want to go on too
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: strong and like, you know, put all your cards on
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: the table, but you don't want to mess out on
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: the place.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: You know, it's just a tough one and a few
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: auctions went there at your appearance place, you got the
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: plantation over and tot on that.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I what do you I bought a vintage sex wing
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: on an auction, right, okay?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Was that in a room?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, right okay.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: So and so this vintage six wing was worth so
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: much that an auction house headed up for sale.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Well it was vintage and there were overseas people trying
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: to get in on the and it was it was
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: an absolute dizzy of a sex How old was it? Well,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: nineteen sixties? Oh right, so you wanted something from yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: the swinging sixties. Oh no, yeah, wow, was scuffed in places.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I had a few yeah on patches.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: But what was his strategy?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: What was your strategy when it came to buying the
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: six swing at auction?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: This is what I want to know, okay. Was to
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: offer the highest price.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: That's a good one. That's what I always do.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just straight out the gate. You go to
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: your max.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know, you tease them for there's a bit
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: of teaing gag to teaser.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: We're talking about the you don't go straight for the kel.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: No, no, not at all. And my trick is it
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: might be slightly different to yours. Jay says, I don't
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: get involved at all. I like to look around the
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: room and see who else is participating, right, and then
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: once they've thought it out, then I'll come in late. Yes,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: that's what I'll get in, right, Okay, you let them
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: do all the that's right. They think they're the only
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: ones in the fight, and then I come in fresh. Yes, yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: tomorrow for the final time.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Five and eighty right, that's how much you paid for it?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: No, that was eighteen and a half actually, ok yeah, okay, wow,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: wow euro.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Why were you paying euro? Was it in Europe?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: They shipped it over from Europe?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Oh? Really? Okay Germany? I think really?
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay, Yeah, it's easy, man, you'll be fine.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: You just got to hold your nerve, keezy.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: But it's easy to say you'll be fine. But all
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: of a sudden, you're buying the biggest purchase of your life,
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: and an auction.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: You've never been to auction.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: The rumors full of people who are there trying to
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: squeeze as much out of you as you know.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: I think the problem that you're going to find is
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: you'll get competitive and you might start going outside what
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: your budget rangers. And that's where you've got to be
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: very very key for You've got to decide what your
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: price is. Yeah, and you don't go over and above there.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: And then there's a whole bunch of other tricks that
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: the auction is trying to do. They'll separate you, they'll
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: put you in another room, they go and they have
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: a little chance here. I think you get it if
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: you do five hundred grand, Yeah, yeah, sort of stuff. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: do that?
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Totally mean when I was an actually you will, do
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: you reckon?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: We could if you guys are up for it. I asked,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: just just yeah, just run in the middle of my question.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I just want to ask what your budget is because
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: six six wings aren't cheap.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: No, not buying a six one.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It's about buying a house. So you thought I was
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: coming to you with advice how to buy a six.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Week I mean, what better person to come to What
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: do you mean? Do you reckon?
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: We could run a scenario where I'm buying a house,
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: where I'm buying a house at auction, and we could
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: just run through it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: We need to Yeah, is it okay? We do that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Next we get the balls of that because you do
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: get over excited, keezy, Yeah, I do, don't know your
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: rag comes out?
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: What what.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Cake there on the radio, hold ARKI Big Show this
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Wednesday evening. The time is five twenty seven, which means
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: it's time for Why not it sounds.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Fay Lions camera action.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: No, it's time for the big show and pro Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: I've asked for this and prov just because there's a
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: real possibility that I'm gonna have to buy my next
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: house at auction. I've never been to an auction, done
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: it in person, and I have to make the biggest
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: purchase of my life in a room full of people
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: in a situation I've ever been in before. It's scary stuff, Felers.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: So for this one, we'll run through being in an auction. Jase,
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: do you want to be the auction here?
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Sure? Okay, you better stand up there in front of
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: the behind the left turn. Yeah, no worries. I've got
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: a gavel here. If you need a gavel, let me know. Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good, that's nice.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just going to sit with you kyzi, and
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to help you through. Okay, I'll hold
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: this sign here which has got a number on it,
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: and that's our number for auctioneery. Yeah yeah, so you
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: have to hold up a number number on it by
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: because we've registered when we came out.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Right, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, And now can we just
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: say just for around numbers, just for the sake of this,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: let's say.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: No, okay, cool, it can be whatever the number on
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: the pedal, okay, cool? Or ninety six actually no, sixty nine.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Both ways, it's important we know that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Jason's just say that the house my max bed is
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: a million dollars. Right, let's just say a million dollars. Okay,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: money bags over here has got a million marks.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Why are we even bothering?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, we let's say that my max Okay, it's a million.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: That's fine, that's fine.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, million dollars is my Maxmoga, And you're helping me,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: is that right? You're helping me in the ok yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: all right, so I've got some I'm helping you, yes, yes, okay,
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: so you're like my advisor.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, here we go. So really a bit
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: of our ambience here, So yeah, bit of.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Gabble please.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: CAZy. This is when the auction starts.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being here at
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: this auction for this late nineties bricantile family home. Playing
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: with yourself a perfect opportunity for a investor or someone.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Perhaps I'm looking to start a new family for example,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: this very very sought after a neighborhood. Can I just
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: remind people to please signal clearly when making an office.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: So that's my thank you, sir. That's very much appreciate it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: It's your number in that vein, so if we could
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: sit outside you, I have the gavel please, right, well,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: let's get started, ladies and gentlemen, gavel please.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: You don't want to get too excited, too excited.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Start the bidding. Let's start the bidding at one.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: So he used to get somebody else to do the bidding.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: One point eight million? Do I hear one point eight
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: million sixty nine? Thank you?
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine? One point eight?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Do I hear one point nine million? Thank you?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: One point.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: A bit?
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Currently?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: At one point? Do I hear two million? Do I
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: hear two million dollars sixty nine? Thank you?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Again? Sixty nine two million.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: There, sy, let me just say it is an absolute
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: bargain for two million joy see two point Do I
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: hear two point one two point one million, two point
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: one two point one million, anyone for and off of
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the two point going once, going once, twice, going twice million,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: two point thank you sixty nine, Thank you?
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine?
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Do I hear two point six two point six thank
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: you sixty nine? Two point six million?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Still a bargain, ladies and gentlemen, absolutely, still a bargain
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: of two point six million. And this night nineties brick
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: and tile going one set two point six million, get
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: out twice two points last offers on the table head
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: shold number sixty nine two point six million.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Well done.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Congratulations, Sarah emsolute bargain.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: That's like double one done. It's more than double. What
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: what you got the house? It's the trick, Cayse. You
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: got it out there everyone else and then you get there,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: then you get the.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Treat Congratulations sir.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: If you could just come up now and what was
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the address on the house, it was eighty five Conini Street, Henderson.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: That's not even the right out, Moji. It's not even
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: the right house at bit to Henderson, you really fit
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: in over your keys.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Right next bed six Swing for the nineties, fifties, nineteen fifties.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: This is what I'm here for.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: From the.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiki Radio
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: hold Age celebrating food Fighters new album Your Favorite Toy.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Yes indeed, and I believe.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: But today we're going to go into the box fellas
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: rather than the giveaway an album.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Am I correct in saying.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: That, Yes, I've just checked today. It is not a
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: copy of the vinyl. Instead, it is a toy from
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: Dave Grohl's Toy Box. Just a reminder, the new food
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: Fighters album Your Favorite Toy is available now and every
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: single person that calls through gets on with us. When's
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: either a toy or a copy of the vinyl. Also
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: is in the drawer to go and see the Foolies
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: and January in either Auckland or christ Church.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: How good it's extraordinary, isn't it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I choose christ Church. Get down to that new stadium,
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: make a weekend on it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Oh it looks bloody great?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Actually that news is it covered?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: How good of the phone lines?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Get a Scotty you made passed Hell's Life? Yeah?
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Do good on you, mate.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: What do you do for a crush?
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Scotty a mechanical engineer.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: And you love the food fighters, mate?
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Oh definitely, yes, yeah, yeah, all right, Scotty.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: So what's going to happen is Maggie's gonna rummage around
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: and groll his box and he's going to pull out
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: a toy at random.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, go for it, Magie. What if you tell
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: me when to stop? Man, Scotty, your man dog, you
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: tell me to stop? He just stop? He said, stop, Bugie, stop? Man?
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: What is it? What is it like? It's a silly sausage?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: What the hell is a silly sausage? It is a
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: life size it's a stress reliever.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: It's about i'd say, an average six inches or so.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: And you give it a squeeze and it makes you
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: feel better. Man, Give it a squeeze and it makes
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: you feel real good. But I've got a thing on
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: here that he is warning that it's not food. Do
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: not eat your sausage.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, So Scotty, we're going to send you that silly
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: sausage stressful relieve, but don't eat it, all right, don't worry, Scotty.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: He's also in the drawer to go and see the foolies.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Let's not forget that. I've got to be honest with you.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: When I first saw you pull that out, I thought
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: it was something else entirely, But it looks like it
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: would be really good for relieving stress. I mean i'd
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: squeeze that, you would, you know what I mean? I'd
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: give it a good squeeze.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: Scottie, Hey, Scotty, you hold the line man and old
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Pugs will send that sausage out to you.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Right, No worries, mate.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Jeez, you do the best toys makee The last one
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: you got was a poo.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Wasn't It's right? But you poured water on it and
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: grew six times the size, Yes, which is amazing. They
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: could have just made it six times the size, you
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: know what I mean, just.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Had it there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where's the fun in that? Man? Oh, that's true.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I hadn't thought about it because it's a toy.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I want to be honest, I've been eyeing up that
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: silly sausage. I want to get out and squeeze it
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: because it looks it looks like a lot of fun.
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: More chances to some more of Dave Grohl's Lootes and
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: also a copy of their brand new vinyl Your Favorite
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: tour good right here on Hodak.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: You also get yourself in the drawer right so I
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: stretching that album to a ripper. If you haven't been
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: listening to it, Fellers.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sounds good man, But are you too?
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Man? Yeah?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, what's wrong with you guys? Nothing? Man, We just
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: we just sent to a bit of you two Keysy.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: In days and four on radio.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: She had there on the radio Hodaky Big Show this
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Wednesday evening.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: The time is five point fifty two.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Five six eight men men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men.
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: Men men.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: One and a half Mowgi's man so good.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: One and a half Moggi's which is when Mogi talks
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: about out having little Bogie his daughter.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: That's correct, That's absolutely correct. And on this occasion, feelers
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: the year. Look, she's growing up. She got to reuse
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: p s at the least she wanted to get them piers.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: And it's a real that you've had four daughters that Jason, Yes,
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: it's a real milestone. I guess you know what's next?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: What's next? That's what I asked myself. I don't know,
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: but I just asked myself. Probably yeah, probably tattoos. She's
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: sex going on seven? Six going on seven am? I right?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon they grow up fast.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Next you know she'll be in a retirement village. Yeah, exactly,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: but I don't think you would. But that'll be the
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: next thing. I'm not saying that's going to happen when
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: she's seven.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I got my first heat at about sex.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, what's that of again? Oh?
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I kind of I did it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Myself, like, oh yeah, it was a tear drop. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: where did you put it? Because it's not on your face?
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: I'm looking at it you if I can't, I can't.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you where I put it, kesy right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, anyway, I took it down there to get
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: the years PC there and it did as a you know,
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: it's a big occasion. And I was absolutely gobsmaent by
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: the price. I was an expensive, so expensive, one hundred
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: and ninety dollars to have your ears piece of Jesus.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Isn't it unbelievable?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: That's extraordinary?
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I said, IM bugging. I bug it if I'm paying that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: You know my wife and daughter, anyone, I know they
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: hate it when I make a scene. Yeah, but if
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: you think i'll make a few, think I'm paying one
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: hundred and ninety dollars, she said, I don't you know
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: it will make her happy. It's like one hundred and
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: ninety bucks. Yeah, man, you make my happiness. Yeah, I
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: did a pain that. It is absolutely outrageous. It's expensive. Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I remember when I got my first piercing and I
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: went down. I was bloody shocked. And how much was
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Ah it was like one pound threepence or something.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Right, where'd you get that? Because it's not on your face?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: No, well I did it myself in the inlet, bloody
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: hurt like a basket.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right, grown over, It has grown over, actually
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: has rusted up a bit too, a bit of moisture there.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: You had a few rings, didn't you, Keysy If you didn't,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: you didn't you have some Diamonte ear rings for a
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: while when you were running your sort of wrapper.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Look, yeah, I had Diamonte earrings.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I had.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: It was just the one on the left.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, that's a good one. Yeah, And I
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: also use that one. Mean again, I didn't think it
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: means anything. I thought it just meant I look cool.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yep. But anyway back to Soden, I'm getting
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: your ears pissed.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Well now, in the end, I did what you see, Jason,
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: I just did it, did it at home, wanted to
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: do it at home.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: I recommended knitting needles a bit big, aren't they? Turns
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: out she's funny. You should say that because when I
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: when I use anything, I got, you know, the big hoops.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: You can get my head.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: You had one of those bastards put in there because
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I use anything. The needle made up a hole there?
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Where was this? Because you don't have it on your ears?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Oh well no, yeah, I can't really show you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Keysy and you put a stretcher and it made a
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: yeah stretched out did you head a Prince Albert?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the Prince Albert. But I won't tell you
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: whether I put the ring.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: And you put a stretcher in it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Y's a stretcher.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: And it's rusty.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: It is rusty.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, anyway, yeah, So one and a half mois
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: and Moggie talks about his adventures with his young daughter.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: There the whole aching big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I can welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: getting through your hump day. Okay, you're listening to the
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Big Show. Incidentally, brought to uboy to leado.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: That's right, Toledo's natural allitera like drinks.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: If you can't find them, why don't request them at
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: your local supermarket today?
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: What so vi?
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Actually, I think it's all the flem coming out of
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: my lungs.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: It's that's what it is.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Hey fella, Speaking of drinking, I've got a bone to pick.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I got a bold boot.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Now, Please we consider ourselves civilized human beings, don't we?
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: I guess? So? Can we?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Can we please drink out of normal vessel? Putson, who
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: usually has this massive glass water bottle that he's stolen
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: from somewhere, slugs away on that all day. I've just
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: noticed that Mogie's drinking out of a massive old pickle jar,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: and now Pugs is eating drinking out of a pickle jar.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Can we just use normal glasses?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: We're not animals on this drinking water wine glass. I mean,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of a iffy on that myself. I can
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: we just water drink out of normal glasses.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: You've got a tiny glass that I would drink like
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: port out of. To be honest, the issue we've got here,
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: it's ridiculous, is the way our company is set up
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: is you've got Radiohodaki on one side of the building
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: and another station, and then all the other really fancy
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: stations are on the other side of the building, and
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: they've got all this beautiful glass wear and knives and
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: forks and stuff and on on our side.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: It is a shambles.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: So you open the glasses cupboard and there's literally the
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: best option to drink out of today was a wine
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: glass and a jar, pickle jar.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: That's right. So we expect.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I have noted many, many, many times that our cupboards
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: are jam pet with normal No, they're not glasses. Don't
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: try and paint a picture.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: We don't have again in the world. Absolute disgrace.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: And I have this in my own home where my
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: family go through so many glasses in a day and
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: they end up drinking out of stupid things, and it's like,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: for goodness sake, just use the same glass and stop
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: recycling it or getting a new glass.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Every time you have a glass at water. Hell a
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: you jays you tell them, Yeah, man, you should run
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: for parliament, bro. People will be into that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking of running for mere Oh.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah you should. You walk around the city. A
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: lot were totally pressing the fleesh and that. I mean,
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: that's legal the way you do it. But sick purse.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: It's food Fighters.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: This is indeed sound Garden there on the radio. Darchy
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Big Show this Wednesday night, Good news fellas. I found
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: out who the toe belongs to. The bread out there
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen. It's old Big Dilly and he said,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I can help myself. I'll be making myself some peanut butter.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe some veggie might actually who might? Well, it's just
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: part of the general sort of art. Well, I'm not
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: going to find out whose veggie might it is? That
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: jar of veggie might in there?
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: The spread belongs to people Joseph brought it in. Think
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: it is a generic spread.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to start texting around trying to find
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: who owns the jar of veggie.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Might you want it to be a generic spread, But
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: it's not something that somebody who's bored as an individual
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: and they leave it here so that it's here for
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: them to use.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, the practice manager, the person, the office manager, the
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: practice Vegi might the ma might the peanut butter, and
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I discovered little tubs of butter which aren't anyone's in
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: the side jaw there. So I'm going to have a
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: little bit of a slice of toast, but maybe a
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: bit of veggie might I might I make because there's
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: peanut butter in there as well, so I may go
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: peanut butter.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Let me be very clear here, what you're allowed to
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: have xus here and what you've been given, given approval
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: for and permission for is a slice of white bread
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: from Dilly. You cannot put anything on it except there
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: is a jar of best Foods Mayo here because of
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: our partnership with the Comedy Festival. Outside of that, so
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: that's that's the thing.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Right Like in a standard office, you are given coffee, tea,
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: maybe some milo.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: That's all that you can help youse ouf to that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: No one has random spreads and condiments and things. That's
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: not how officers work.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Pugs.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: The only things coffee, milk, salt, and pepper.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's all you're allowed. So no butter for you.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Jay's no spreads, right, okay, so what you said, Well,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: how about but no, you can put mayo on it
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: because that's part of the coffee.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, how about I have two slices of bread?
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Yes? Well, hang on, did you ask Dilly if you
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: could have two? Because he said you could have one?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Said fill your boots, that you were little. The white death,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: the white death, which.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Is aboutuch is, by the way, what we call white bread.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Two slices of white death, a slaver, a slaver of mayonnaise,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: and some chippies just widget.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: I mean the chippies.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I mean they're not they don't technically belong to anyone.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: They're just to kind of help yourself.
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: They're not when you're feeling a bit pickaged, hav an
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: old school chippy and mayo between two slabs of white
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: deer slams.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Well, let me say that the chippies aren't there for
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: you to take. Otherwise, Lane wouldn't be firing up about
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: it every day where you steal chips. But I'm more
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: than happy for you to do that because I wanted
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: to see you eat a chippy and mayo sandwich because
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: you can't wait for half an hour to get home. Yeah,
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: like you could also, but you don't have to. What
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: chippies on? You got mayo? There? Did you hear?
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Pugs at tea bags? You can rip open a tea
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: bag and sprinkle some sea.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: What about a sugar sandwich?
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: But a chucky Milo?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: There you go a bit of Milo.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Or you could go down to the shop, which is
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: a fifty meter walk and buy yourself some food.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I'm exhausted, Keysy, No you're not. I'm starving to death.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I'd faint on the way. Pill jam Yeah, why not.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: It's the only kind of gem you're allowed on your toes.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: The Hodarky Big Show was Jas, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
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  Speaker 9: Four on radio.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, please over there on the radio Hodaki Big
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Show this Wednesday evening.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: The time six thirty seven should give out some advice.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Please please.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Six at gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: It is a really Fellows Jayce. It is a real
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: email address. Meat had Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Get in touch.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: If we read your advice question on the show, you
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: get a prize it's one percent anonymous as well. This
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: one comes from anonymous, fellas.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: What's surprise?
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: Get there, fellas are Pug's nose he picks out different
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: things from his nose, doesn't peck his nose And then.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: It's a booby prize, isn't it? Put it in a.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Right old bogie on it and then send it off.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Now this one comes from anonymous. Then can you stay
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: on topic?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Please get a there, guys. Advice needed.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: I've decided to push the boat out and sign up
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: to a fifty kilometer run at the end of the year, so.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: I have, surprise, surprise, started to run more.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: The issue being that my nips seem to get overly
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: excited by the situation and are constantly chafing. As you
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: feelers have banged out a few marathons in your time,
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: wondering if you had any remedies or am I just
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: acking nip fitness?
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: And they'll adept with time. He's bagger into up, isn't he, Joe?
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Because what you meant to do and you'll be able
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: to speak to this bitter than noise? You see it
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: a go and then you do nothing. Yeah, and then
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: the time passes and you've done jack Ship, and you've
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: embarrassed yourself because your public publicly said you're going to
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: do something. You've done nothing, absolutely nothing. Yeah, oh really,
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: because I just chill. That's the way to do it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: There's the way Jay does it. Yeah. Yeah. Remember the
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: piano extravaganza last year. Oh yeah, that's funny. But I
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: was thinking always gives up the vapor sigi. Oh yeah,
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: it's funny too.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: When it comes to naps and there's where we have
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: expertise in the room.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Doesn't run, Yeah, I know he doesn't run.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: Why do you think I don't run? They do weep
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: a lot and know that it's because of the nip chafing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Oh is it? Yeah? Why don't you run with your
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: shirt off?
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Tell you what's really good. It's really good.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Pull chalk you know that you put on the end
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: of your queue. Yeah, just spend that around the naps
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: a couple of times.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Drives it right out because it's clever because you could
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: it's always hanging on a string on a pool table.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, you could have that hanging from your belt. Yes.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: And then when you're starting to get sought shirt up.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I put it down. That's actually good advice.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you man.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Alternatively, you can cut a hole out for your nips.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: I've never ever had any sue with chafing nipples, e
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: have you, Jazz. I had a heavy bosom for a while.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: And when I did, and I used to like wearing
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: you know, and I used to wear certain shirts, your corduroy,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: et cetera, fish net, fish net that used to rub
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: up against it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: So they used to get a bit weepy. And what happens.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: What do they look like to the eye? They rubbed raw?
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Or what's the gats with a cha?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they get swollen, swollen, swollen, very red.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: Do you just vest them up?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: You can vest them up, but I used That's why
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I like the pool cue chalk drive them up because
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: the vess I found made them more weepy.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Right, so the kids to dry them out.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: So I'd go out some nights. It looked like I
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: was lactating.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean, because they.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Were weeping so much. It looks like I'd given birth
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: and was meant to be feeding a child. Yeah.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: It just had a hitty, heavy bosom. I just had
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: a heavy bosom, right, Well, look, I thought, hopefully that
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: helps so polish a whole run, shirtless, fish net top.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, the world is your oyster? Really, there's lots
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: of solutions here was actually oysters like those yeah, bikini
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: top Yeah yeah, coconut shell oysters.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: So hopefully that helps anonymous. Let us know how you
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: go on the fifty K. Yes, actually no, we don't care.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: The whole key big show from four on Radio hod
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I kick.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: There you go, your man bastards.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: That's the big show, done and dusted for your Wednesday night.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: What's the podcast outro clip?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Today? Keasy?
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: Today's clip? Jase, I don't remember this at all. It's
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: entitled Home Invasion. Yeah, I remember this and it comes.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Out at seven thirty pm to night wherever you get
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: your podcast.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Imagine if you had a home invasion and people barged in,
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: you know, they're tying you up because they're robbing the house,
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: and then to keep you quiet, they grabbed a hold
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: of you and stuff that in your mouth to keep
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: you quiet.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Does anyone that you ran away?
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: You got away and you're running and people. Is that
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: a beatable phrase?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: I think it's probably for the best, is it?
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I noted when we were talking about it at the
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: beginning of the show today that Pugs was not happy.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: He was doing that hold the head thing.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Right, was doing that? Yeah, he is. I thought that
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: were not many people would know what that is? What
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: a mungrag? Yeah, mungrag. We should do a yes, big
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: pole tomorrow top of the show.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Great idea, Mogie, great idea.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Hey all the question.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: What's up for you tonight?
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: I've just been coughing my way through my bed time.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: I've got my little niggerly cough there has returned. I
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: don't know why.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: I wonder, but you've got a similar cough, Jase, Yes,
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: since it Yes, So I don't know what's going on there,
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: but it's quite annoying and I don't like it. And
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: hopefully it'll be gone in the morning.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Keysy, hopefully Fellers feels I'm gonna go home and find
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: out what my wife has done to flesh out our
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: pie meal.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, make sure you take the check, save it for
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: the show. I said, what is it?
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: What have you gone with?
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: And she's like, I'm not saying because you'll make fun
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: of it on the radio. So it's a surprise. And
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: now she won't tell me, So it's she doesn't know
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: us at all, of course, fellas, I'll be watching tonight
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: on sky Spot. I'll be watching Game and two, oh yeah,
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: which when I was back, But I'm on this one.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: It's actually free to wear Friday TV three after seven days.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: If you know, that's stinging there from mercilessly plugging your
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: own stuff, you remember that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that you can do I don't
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: know that you can do that easy.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: That's not allowed. That's self real. I mean we're self
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: reglading now that the Broadcasting Standards Authority has gone. But
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: it feels like that to no, no, yeah, you just win.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Oh so what's Friday eight thirty pm on three after
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: seven days?
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: I thought you see it was tonight.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: It's tonight on Skysport. They get to play first. Oh Jason,
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: what are you doing tonight?
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Just chilling? Actually I might go for a bit of
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: a wonder tonight.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: You know, I have.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: A bit of a peep Yeah, just you know, ere
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: the lungs out stuff.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: See you tomorrow.