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Autistic Story Maker!! WOW · Aspergers & Autism Podcast [The Aspie World] AuDHD

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  You have arrived. Welcome to the Aspy world.
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  Here's where we talk about anything and everything ASD in
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  an upbeat and informative way. And now here's your man on the
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  spectrum, your autism ambassador, Daniel Morgan Jones.
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  Guys, welcome back to another live podcast.
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  I say live. I know it says every single time
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  you're not watching this live, guys.
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  You're watching a prerecorded version of a live conversation,
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  which means all the bloopers and all the stuff is as it happens.
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  So guys, I'm excited today. I'm inviting a guest on here,
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  another author, an ASP, if you will, another autistic female.
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  So this is my guest, Christine. And yeah, I'm, I'm excited to
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  get this conversation start. So Christine, do you want to
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  just explain who you are and what you do and that kind of
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  stuff? Sure.
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  So I am an author. I used to be in technology, high
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  tech startups, I work for Microsoft and stuff like that.
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  And then I decided, you know, what the heck, I'll just build
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  worlds for a while. So I write 55 books a year.
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  Each one has a different world. So if you think about like I,
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  I'm, I'm a Tolkien girl. So each world has its own
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  history and language. Each book you know holy.
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  Smokes. Yeah, yeah.
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  Do you do? I do 5A year and I do about one
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  to two audio books. I narrate the audio books a year
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  so I'm at 45 so far. Oh my God, that's incredible.
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  Like I like I wrote my book in two weeks, right?
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  My second book that's coming out in it's not, it's not a, but
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  it's not a, it's not like it's more like a how I can say it's
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  like a life story slash kind of guidebook slash, kind of like
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  what to do if it's so it's kind of really easy for me to just
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  smash that in two weeks and I could do 1A week.
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  But the difference is if you're creating worlds, I mean, how how
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  do you even come up with all these concepts?
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  How do you do that? I love history, so I'm actually
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  studying to get my masters in history at Harvard right now.
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  So I just load my head up with a lot of stuff.
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  It's like, I picture it like a kaleidoscope.
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  And then when I start mapping things out, it just all kind of
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  comes out and I thought like a lot of stuff if it doesn't fit
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  so I get it. So do you have like a collection
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  of off cut stories that you could like release as like extra
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  content for your fans? Yeah, yeah, I had AII do I have
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  them? And maybe one day I'll I'll
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  bring them out. I have this one that I love
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  where like my character is she's turned into a demigoddess and
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  she has people like hanging out on her lawn eating gummies and.
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  That's cool. What?
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  Kind of gummies. I can't get it to work.
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  Dude, I mean, yeah, maybe we should take some gummies maybe
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  to help the process a lot. So here's the question.
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  And so is is writing and story expansion your hyper focus and
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  obsessive obsessive interest always a tech?
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  Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you like AD and D girl
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  as well? Like.
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  Yeah, I used to be a Dungeon Master when I was a kid, so I
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  actually have my own shirt that I made called plus.
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  Oh nice. I know I like, yeah, I play a
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  lot of DND like I actually have, dude.
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  Like seriously, my girlfriend got me this for Christmas.
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  These are D&D dice, right? That light up.
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  Oh my God, that's so cool. Dude.
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  That's a good girlfriend. I know it's a charging case as
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  well. So yeah, everyone, everyone in
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  the in the campaign's like. I was like the most obsessive
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  dungeon master because I'd be I'd get like, we'd get through a
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  room and I'm like, stop. I don't know what kind of rooms
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  we should be putting on the walls here.
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  I haven't developed out this world enough.
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  And everyone's like on where? You are.
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  So yeah, that. But that that that and Tolkien
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  got me started on this whole thing.
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  I think all of life is Dungeons and Dragons.
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  Yeah, I always, I always see life as a campaign, right.
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  Like how can I play the best hunt at this game?
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  I need to re equip myself, you know, getting the PC handguard
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  on like, you know, I mean like the whole time.
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  Yeah, it's good. It's good to know because like I
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  love that. I love that a lot of my friends
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  who who are on the spectrum, we all play DND together and it's
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  kind of like it's something about that.
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  Like I wouldn't call it abstract or imagination.
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  It's more like intuitive exploration, I guess that kind
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  of D&D gives you, and it gives you a kind of excitement where
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  you can really, because what, what I think like with lots of
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  you can forget everything else and just focus on the thing
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  you're doing, right? So with D&D, you get super
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  submerged in, right. And, and that's why I kind of
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  like, I lose track of time playing Minecraft and Dungeons
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  and Dragons because I could just, you know, you get so
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  sucked into it. So how long ago did you start
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  writing these books? Then you said you're on like 45,
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  right? Yeah, I started telling stories
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  as soon as I so I was a late talker.
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  My sisters talked for me until I started talking and then I just
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  wouldn't shut up. And all I did was tell stories
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  all the time. And in first grade, I would just
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  stand up every so often. And Sister Virginia didn't like
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  that. And I just tell my stories.
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  So she sent me off to see side stories.
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  She sent me off to see this priest who back in the whatever
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  that was 70s was doing IQ testing because she thought I
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  needed substitutionalized. And the priest like I, I can so
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  clearly remember like some not so great things about a Roman
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  Catholic education. This priest was like the best
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  thing because I sat in, I started telling my stories.
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  He listened for like 45 minutes. He's like my first fan.
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  And he went back and told Sister Virginia, you got to let her
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  have 5 minutes at the end of every day to tell the class her
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  stories. So it would just been, you know,
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  and every time I, when I got into technology, I didn't really
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  expect to stay in it. I just, they kept, you know, it
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  was built. It was world building back then,
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  you know? And so.
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  And they kept paying me a lot of money.
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  And then all of a sudden it stopped being that it started
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  being like working for a bank. And so I went back to my first
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  love. So that was about 10 years ago
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  that I, I really decided I'm going to, I'm going to do this.
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  Dude, that's cool as hell. So, so just for anyone
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  listening, how do we, how do we even get into like knowing about
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  your books? What's your, what's your website
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  and stuff? How do people find you?
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  Just sure. So christinabauerauthor.com or
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  if you look up my my kind of like my flagship series is
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  called Angel Bound. It's about a part demon girl who
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  fights evil souls in purgatory's arena.
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  Dude, honestly, it sounds fire. I'm like, I'm a huge graphic
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  novel guy, right? Like I love graphic novels
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  because I'm dyslexic, right? I I can't read for buggery.
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  And so I, I have graphic novels because a small, tiny bit of
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  text, but lots of imagery to give you like a real visual
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  representation. So I really take him by that and
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  I read and that really sounds like graphic novel stuff, right?
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  You know what I mean? Like that's to me like, Oh yeah.
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  So here's a question here for you.
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  How, how does a Catholic schoolgirl getaway?
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  We're playing D&D and writing about demons like how does this,
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  how are you able to do this? You know, I had an ongoing
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  discussion about it with my priest, I added.
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  That was part of my confession. Like I kind of think a lot about
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  demons and like fighting them and Dragons.
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  Yeah, like, you know, deaths and stuff's all good, you know, I
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  just. And there was another one where
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  I got lucky. He's like, I'm not gonna tell
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  your parents. Just stay in Hail Mary and you
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  can keep fighting. No way dude, that's crazy.
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  So do you. Do you still practice that
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  religious faith or you moved on from that from school?
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  Well, no, I don't. I'm not active.
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  No, I mean, it's still, I mean, I, I lean on the, the, the
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  teachings all the time, you know?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know a Christian brother when
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  I was in high school who said Jesus's teachings are a great
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  religion. It would be great if someone
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  tried it sometime. I mean, it's really hard, right?
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  It's super true. Yeah.
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  It's super true. Yeah.
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  He's like, like the ultimate badass dude, isn't he?
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  He's like, gets it done, you know, and like, nobody can be as
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  pure. And it's like, it's high.
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  It's hard, dude. Do do you feel like your, your
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  faith upbringing and kind of like religious background give
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  you a lot of like inspirational ideas for fantasy?
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  Yes, absolutely. That's another where place where
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  I kind of clicked with both Tolkien and CS Lewis.
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  You know, I I don't write anti heroes.
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  I can't, I feel. Like.
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  Storytelling and myth is like almost a sacred obligation to
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  tell things that inspire the best in people.
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  Dude, I feel like that's what Jesus was doing, right?
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  Like, yeah, you know, and that's what he's doing.
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  It's teaching in parables, right, by saying like, you know,
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  it's a story, right? And I think like, you know,
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  that's what it was so like when I was in Skyrim going to school,
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  I went to a Christian School and it wasn't taught by like, you
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  know, the, the clergy, but it was, but it was Christian.
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  And so, you know, we pray every like morning, lunchtime and
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  afternoon. But one of the cool things is
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  every afternoon we do like a Bible story, right?
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  We do read Bible stories and all the all the cool ones, you know,
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  like Moses kind of like getting everyone visualized across the
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  desert and all that stuff. And I was always like, well,
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  these are like crazy stories. Like these make such cool
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  movies. And you know what I mean?
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  Like, it was so cool. Yeah.
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  So I can see how that would really like inspire and and like
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  you can act a bit more out of a flame to go, well, yeah, we
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  could really, like use some of that stuff because they're cool
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  stories, right? They're cool stories.
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  Absolutely. And the other thing that that is
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  was great about growing up Roman Catholic is that demon the
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  stories are real. You know, I didn't have this
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  like, you know, I could really feed it in my imagination, you
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  know, you were so, you know. Here's here's a question.
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  Have you ever, have you ever had a real life experience that
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  you've then put into a story? Oh yeah.
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  Oh, really? With demons.
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  Pardon. With real demons like this is a
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  question like. Oh, demons.
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  I'm like all evil spirits, like dude, like I swear, I swear down
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  like I've I've met a demon, like a demon like past me and and
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  then entered my dream. And I guess it's a lot of crazy
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  stuff, like a whole story. I'd love to tell you a story.
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  It's not hugely long, but I'll say, oh, you won't hear it.
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  OK, so I was, I was working, I was in college, which is
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  Technical College, which is between high school and
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  university in the UK, right, which is a little bit different
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  to your college. And me and my girlfriend, we
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  were getting the bus back to my house because she was staying
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  with me because we both had our classes in the same building,
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  right? So she was staying at me because
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  we we'd lived quite far apart. So she got the best one to my
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  house and my friends and and so did a friend of ours, Patrick,
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  who was, who lived just around the corner from me.
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  So we're walking home and it's like dusky time.
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  It's like it's October, it's getting close to Halloween and
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  it's kind of getting dark. It's a bit kind of going.
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  We go off this like a lane. We're walking towards this old
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  Chapel behind my house where I live now, actually where there
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  was a convent there, right? There's lots of nuns used to
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  make apples and stuff. It was cool.
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  Anyway, so we're walking down this really like rough looking.
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  I thought he's like homeless dude kind of like walks past us.
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  And he was like, look, honestly looks like he was going to kill
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  us or something. Oh my God.
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  So I'm like talking to the guy, like hey, and this guy walks
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  past us and I'm like keeping an eye on him and I'm like walking.
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  I'm like looking at him. That's like, dude, did you see
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  that guy? And they go, what guys like that
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  guy there, I turn on, he's gone. I'm like, what the fuck?
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  And they're like, what guy? I was like, he just walked
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  straight past those guys. I thought he was going to attack
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  us. So like there's no guy here.
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  I was like, oh man, I need to lay down like this is too much
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  like. Anyway, wow, I haven't had
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  sighting like that, but I've had.
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  It gets worse, yeah. Yeah, it gets.
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  Worse, we get home. This is the thing and I want to
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  hear about your things. We go home and then I'm like OK,
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  I'm going to go to sleep because like so my girlfriend girlfriend
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  and I are both on my bed. She's reading and I kind of lay
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  down so I'm going to go to sleep because like, I just can't deal
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  with it, you know, I'm super stressed.
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  So we have like Stew or something and then we go to bed
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  and then so she's sitting up reading some book and I'm like
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  passed out. And then in my dream, a friend
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  of mine like walked to the edge of my bed, which is kind of like
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  the scenario I was in at that moment in time, right?
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  Like a savage human head in his hand and he just looked at me
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  and then like I heard a knock at my front door.
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  So then I woke up in real life like, Jeez, who's knocking the
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  door? My girlfriend's like nobody's
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  knocking. Know what you're talking about
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  at the moment the door knocks in real life.
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  I'm like, Oh my God. So I go to the and I open the
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  window of the hallway because like I'm not going downstairs
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  knocking the door open at all. And there's like a really drunk
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  guy out of his mind at the door saying, Hey, does Mary live
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  here? And I'm like, no, try to have
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  down the street buddy. And he just stumbles off dude.
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  Like and that was it. That was like the scariest thing
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  I've ever happened in my life. Like swear down.
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  Wow, that is big. Mine might not be as good but I
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  I definitely like two things. First, I feel like there, I
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  mean, we don't there's like the more we learn about like quantum
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  physics and stuff, the more that there's.
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  There's shit going on. Yeah, there's stuff everywhere,
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  dude. And then second, we, I, my
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  husband and I used to live in Charlestown, MA, which is right
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  by where the, you know, Battle of Bunker Hill, which is
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  actually Bridge Hill, blah blah. And we lived in this old house
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  and in the basement there was one of those old fashioned black
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  Rotary phones on the wall. Oh dude, yeah, after a horror
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  movie dude. Like I'm.
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  Yeah, like it was like the phone that they made a movie later and
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  I'm like, Oh my God, maybe this guy visit.
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  For somebody else, yeah. And you'd go down the basement
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  and like, you know, I would just run down there, like shove my
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  laundry in and skittle on back. And then the phone would start
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  ringing and it would. And it's like, so I'm a kind of
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  person where after it's happening, I start to get
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  pissed. I'm like, you're fucking with me
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  and. I'm Yeah, I've got to answer the
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  phone. No, you could wait.
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  So good. Yeah.
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  And I'm going to, I'm, I'm, this is not real, right?
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  So I go and there's like a cord in the bottom of the phone and I
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  yank it out and it goes silent. And then like one second, two
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  seconds, ring ring. Oh fucking.
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  Horse source. I ran.
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  I freaking ran and. I'd have to move.
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  That would be it. Like I'm out.
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  I'll be like the house would be for sale.
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  I swear that like I could not stay there.
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  I'm such a shit bag with stuff like that.
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  Oh dude, Jonah. It's really funny.
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  I think mine was a catalyst from something else.
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  A friend of mine is super religious.
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  She was like, hey, you got to read the Bible.
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  You read the Bible. It's like, hey, I did in high
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  school and all this stuff. I was like, I don't read the
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  Bible anymore. She's like, oh God, we'll reach
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  out to you when he needs to. I was like, OK, she goes here's
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  a Bible. It's like, oh God.
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  So I got a Bible from him. I was like, hey, thanks.
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  I'm not going to read it because I was like, you know, teenager
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  in college, like I just wanted to play music and just hang out.
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  And so like took this Bible home and started reading it.
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  And then after that, that was the day after the demon thing
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  happened. So I'm like sick one, like
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  seriously did like crazy crazy, but anyway, crazy stories.
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  I'm really excited. I actually want to.
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  I would love to see your books in graphic novel format.
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  Just the ideas I. Would too, man.
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  Freak me out like I'm like dude, just fucking sick, but I know
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  like not everybody's a graphic novel person.
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  People want to read stories because like reading expensive
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  mind, yada yada. Oh, excuse me.
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  And I get it. I get it.
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  I really do. And I think, like, people who
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  are on the spectrum really love those types of things because
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  you can just dive into those and just forget about everything.
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  Like, right. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Absolutely, I do get put art in
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  my books cuz I feel like it's grim fairy tales.
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  I can put that in there. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I love if I had that, like serious rocking drawing talent
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  that I get, but it's all very visual.
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  I swear, maybe. Hey, look, anybody watching or
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  listening, if you know anybody who's a visual artist who want
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  to collaborate, let's do it. We'll hook it up.
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  Yeah, totally. Details are going to be in this
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  video. You can get off the website and
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  stuff and find out books. So are you books on Amazon or
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  are they all kind of like just through your website?
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  Oh, I actually, it's all through retailers.
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  So yeah. So Amazon, Barnes and Noble,
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  Kobo. I'm self published so I, you
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  know, I'm a control freak, so I do it all myself.
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  Badass man. That's a lot of work, dude.
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  Like I swear down like I've got I've got 2 publishing deals with
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  two different I've never released self released a book.
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  Like there's always been no publishers, but like the amount
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  of work that they have to do is ridiculous.
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  I'm something I don't self publish because I'm a second.
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  I would never get anything else done ever because I should be
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  like constantly working on the book.
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  But look, dude, this has been like ridiculously interesting.
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  Like I think we could do it. Do you have like Instagram and
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  stuff? Yeah, yeah.
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  So we should at Christina. under score CB under score, Bauer.
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  Bauer. OK, I'm going to link that in
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  the when we finish this, e-mail me with all of your links and
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  details and stuff. And I'm going to put that in the
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  footnotes of all these emails and all these videos.
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  Sorry, what I think we should do, we should totally do an
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  Instagram Live and talk about like, like some of the like
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  cool, like ghost stories that you've made or some of the weird
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  demon stories. That would be kind of cool,
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  right? Like something that nobody's
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  ever done for. Like why don't we do it?
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  I think we totally dealt. I think my audience would love
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  it. Something a bit different.
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  Can we do also, once Dungeons and Dragons, the movie comes
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  out, can we talk about it? Dude like swear down like I
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  honestly almost cracked my pants when they released they said
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  they were going to release this film.
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  I was like holy shit. Like I'm waiting so bad for it.
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  Like because there is one like years and years ago and it's
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  really shit. So like this one should
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  hopefully, hopefully should be good.
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  I think they may milk it with like the toys and T-shirts and
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  stuff and people will be like, oh, I'm just Dragons post and I
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  was like OK, AD 20 ha ha. But like the the the true nerds
• 16:34
  and PCs and DMS, they're all going to be all over it and I
• 16:36
  think we're going to really love it.
• 16:37
  So yes, let's do an episode and an Instagram live is just about
• 16:40
  that. We should totally do that.
• 16:41
  All go live on my YouTube channel.
• 16:43
  Maybe we could like do like a, you know, like that kind of
• 16:46
  thing. Anyway, sorry guys, we're born
• 16:47
  in the hell of you like getting excited for D and.
• 16:50
  D Unless you skim on Dungeons and Dragons, in which case
• 16:53
  you're having. Yeah, yeah, we hear like, yeah,
• 16:56
  honestly, it's so good. It's oh, it's so good.
• 16:59
  It's so good. My parents are always like
• 17:01
  freaked out and your brother would like candles and like
• 17:03
  dress up and stuff, you know, just to kind of play DND in the
• 17:05
  kitchen. It was really good.
• 17:06
  Like super nerds. My brother was at the Embassy.
• 17:08
  So yeah, really cool. Anyway, enough about this.
• 17:12
  Really happy to have you on today.
• 17:14
  It's been really interesting. I think my views are going to
• 17:16
  hopefully find some interest in this, but definitely check out
• 17:19
  your books if anyone's interested.
• 17:20
  I'm really interested in them. And like, I'm not a book book
• 17:23
  person. I'm like a graphical person.
• 17:24
  I'm super interested. So I'll leave all the links for
• 17:26
  you down below. And yeah, let's get let's get an
• 17:29
  Instagram set up. Christine, thank you so much.
• 17:32
  Yeah, absolutely. Thank you.
• 17:33
  You're. Welcome.
• 17:34
  Hey, guys, thank you so much for checking out this podcast.
• 17:36
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• 17:38
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• 17:41
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• 17:43
  OK guys, see you in the next one.
• 17:44
  Peace.