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WHAT DO GIRLS WANT? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. What do girls want to soft
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  Speaker 1: launch a man with a veiny hand and never explain
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  Speaker 2: Oh that damn And like the veins go halfway up
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  Speaker 1: by myself, Jake Craig AKAA Daddy and my partner in crime,
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  Speaker 1: my podcasting co host my the last couple of weeks
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  Speaker 1: Jim Buddy and lover Yeah Oddie Clark aka Mummy. And
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  Speaker 1: I would like to add in that Oddie is Mummy
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  Speaker 1: because he is the one you go to when you
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  Speaker 1: And some would say that I have darkness rippling off
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  Speaker 1: me and sometimes wings some being himself. But and you
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  Speaker 1: guys are the baddies are. And welcome back to the
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  Speaker 1: Relatables podcast. Today, guys, we are starting with a confession
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  Speaker 1: session with a brand new propt. First time today we
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  Speaker 1: are talking about cheating and PSA slightly sad. What's sad?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but just because of the subject in hand is
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  Speaker 2: very sad. But also seeing someone come out of that
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  Speaker 2: is very insightful and iron I can say we both
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  Speaker 2: really enjoyed seeing that and we talked to a wonderful baddie.
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  Speaker 2: Without further ado, please enjoy Confession Sessions. Hello, welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Confession Sessions. How are you going?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? We are going great? I'm going with Jake,
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  Speaker 1: very very good. First things first is would you like
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  Speaker 1: to be anonymous for your story?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Please, I would.
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  Speaker 1: And is there a name you've ever want to be
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  Speaker 1: called or would you like us to pick you a name?
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  Speaker 3: I'll go by Zally.
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  Speaker 1: I went to school with the Zalie. Haven't heard the
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  Speaker 1: name since.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there we go, okay, Zarly, this is the first
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  Speaker 2: prompt with cheating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just remembered that. We're a little bit nervous, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm also super excited, so take it away. Don't leave
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  Speaker 1: out any details. The floor is yours.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right? So, when, like I said earlier in
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  Speaker 3: my confession, I've unfortunately been cheated on a few times,
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  Speaker 3: and I think a lot of listeners as well would
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  Speaker 3: be able to relate to that unfortunately, but this story
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  Speaker 3: is definitely my favorite favorite. Yeah, I mean, it's the
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  Speaker 3: best of the bad you know, best of the bunch.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, look at it? Does that mean it's
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  Speaker 1: the worst? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Well yes, but it's definitely the most entertaining.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So when I was about nineteen twenty years old, I
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  Speaker 3: worked in a fast food shop and I dated my
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  Speaker 3: manager there. So that's how Yeah, he wasn't like too
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  Speaker 3: much older than me, but he was older than me.
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  Speaker 2: How'd you go with the power dynamic of being the
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  Speaker 2: employee and he was the manager.
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  Speaker 3: It was definitely weird. I obviously young. I didn't want
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  Speaker 3: to listen to him because it was my boyfriend, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, you know, yeah. Also we worked with
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  Speaker 3: a lot of young people.
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  Speaker 1: So it was just was this food chain macis no
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  Speaker 1: I applied on and didn't get it, but.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it now, Okay. So I was stating this
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  Speaker 3: guy we did for about two years. We lived together
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  Speaker 3: at one point, so I lived with him, his twin brother,
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  Speaker 3: and the brother's girlfriend, and I actually still get along
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  Speaker 3: with both of them quite well, the brother and the
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  Speaker 3: brother's girlfriends. So when we were together, we broke up,
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  Speaker 3: but not because I found out he cheated. We broke
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  Speaker 3: up for other reasons. We're quite toxic together, quite young,
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  Speaker 3: crap and I then when we were together, unfortunately his
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  Speaker 3: uncle passed away. He flew down to Sydney and went
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  Speaker 3: to the funeral. He flew down with his mum. His
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  Speaker 3: brother didn't go. I don't know why, but he fled
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  Speaker 3: down to Sydney with his family for the funeral. I'm
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  Speaker 3: obviously messaging him the whole time, like hope you're okay,
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  Speaker 3: like thinking of you, blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, being a nice girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. And then he we broke up. I went
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  Speaker 3: to see his brother and the brother's girlfriend just for
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  Speaker 3: a catch up, and in conversation they said, oh, it's
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  Speaker 3: like that time that let's calling Peter boyfriend Peter went
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  Speaker 3: to the brothel.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait a question, I have a question. I
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  Speaker 1: have a question timeline wise. Yeah, so did he like
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  Speaker 1: went to the funeral and came back and you guys
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  Speaker 1: were still together. You didn't break up while he was
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  Speaker 1: at the funeral?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, we were still together together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. This conversation with his brother and her his girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: is like a couple of months later.
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  Speaker 3: Per se after we broke up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okaykay, cool, cool, cool with you.
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  Speaker 3: We're sitting down having conversation, and then in the conversation
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  Speaker 3: they said, it's like that time Peter went to the brothel.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, okay, crazy, when did that happen? And
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  Speaker 3: they were like, you don't you don't know that. He
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  Speaker 3: told us he knew and I was like, no, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. And they said, do you remember when he
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  Speaker 3: went to Sydney for his our uncle's wake or funeral?
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  Speaker 3: I said, yeah, they're like then, so just recap he
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  Speaker 3: cheated on me at a brothel in Sydney when he
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  Speaker 3: was supposed to be going down his uncle's funeral with
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  Speaker 3: his mom, like you know, just and I also found
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  Speaker 3: out that his cousin went with him to the brothel.
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  Speaker 3: The four men was grieving and needed to you know.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't like way way wait, wait, wait, So your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend's at this wake, right his cousin whose dad has
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  Speaker 1: just died, is well feeling like ship. So your boyfriend like,
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  Speaker 1: oh I got something to said, chew you are and
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  Speaker 1: takes him to a brothel. And then yeah, and also
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  Speaker 1: he's dating you. We don't know whose idea it was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh true. Still, given the benefit of the day, they're
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  Speaker 1: both in the wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wild And then also I'm sorry. I was going
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  Speaker 3: to say I messaged the brother's girlfriend recently and just said, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: is it okay that I tell this story on the podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. She goes, yeah, of course, don't forget
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  Speaker 3: to mention the part where after I called him out
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  Speaker 3: for it. He goes, no, I would never do that,
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  Speaker 3: and I said, well, I'm with your brother right now,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes, oh, And then I went and saw
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  Speaker 3: him afterwards because I'm an idiot or I was an
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  Speaker 3: idiot anyway, and he goes, oh, but like he told
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  Speaker 3: me all of the details, and he said, at the
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  Speaker 3: end of it, but I chose the one that most
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  Speaker 3: looks like you. What, Oh, well that makes it okay?
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  Speaker 1: Then is that worse or but it doesn't make any
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  Speaker 1: difference to me?
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  Speaker 3: Like still, like what do you mean? And also like
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  Speaker 3: what you're actively thinking of me while you're in that situation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a question. So cheating obviously is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Is cheating at a brothel worse because you.
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  Speaker 1: Had to pay for it? Yes, you're way worse.
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  Speaker 3: It's because it's like, what are you getting there that
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  Speaker 3: I'm not giving you? But also I think like emotionally
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  Speaker 3: cheating you know, cheating emotionally is way better, way worse
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  Speaker 3: sorry than cheating, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: So I think that you know it's all bad.
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  Speaker 1: There's no, it's all very bad. I have a question.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys broke up for different reasons. So you
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  Speaker 1: broke up, went through the breakup, got over him, I assume.
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  Speaker 1: But how long after the breakup did you find out
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  Speaker 1: about the cheating.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know exactly, but maybe maybe like three or
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  Speaker 3: four months.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So were you still so when you found out,
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  Speaker 1: did you feel like crap? Or were you already over
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  Speaker 1: him and you were just like, oh, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Like, no, I felt like crap. I went when I
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  Speaker 3: drove her and his brother lived quite far away, so
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  Speaker 3: I drove out to see them, and when they told me,
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  Speaker 3: it was like an hour drive home and I just
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  Speaker 3: remember blasting like really sad music and like pull me.
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  Speaker 3: But no, I'm definitely over it now. I think we've
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  Speaker 3: both grown and matured. And you know, it's very awkward
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  Speaker 3: because I will be seeing him at a wedding at
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  Speaker 3: the end of the year, so.
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  Speaker 2: I'll definitely I'll tell you what my thinking would be.
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  Speaker 2: So another factor that it's really hard on the one
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  Speaker 2: who wasn't cheated in the relationship is I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of like someone the one who wasn't cheated
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  Speaker 2: cheated on. Yeah, her in the scenario, right, do you
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  Speaker 2: mean the guy he slept with it, the girl he
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  Speaker 2: slept without the brothel? No, Zali, Zali got cheated? No, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so here's this, No you miss that. So what's hard
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  Speaker 2: for Zally if it was a normal cheating scenario, is
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  Speaker 2: someone else wanted her man. What makes this better is
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  Speaker 2: no one else wanted her her man. So he's not
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  Speaker 2: that high value of a man and now it's over.
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  Speaker 2: He couldn't do it to pay for it, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just like it's kind of like, yeah, fuck know,
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  Speaker 2: if I made the right decision.
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  Speaker 3: God, even pretending to warn him in the moment, you know,
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  Speaker 3: probably didn't even really want him.
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  Speaker 1: Like way, Yeah, there's no way they do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, sorry that happened to you, but we're glad you're
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  Speaker 2: over it now. It happened to How long ago was it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh it was years ago?
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Maybe not good? Yeah? Have you got have
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  Speaker 1: you like moved on? If you get another boyfriend anything?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't but I had another boyfriend after that boyfriend,
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  Speaker 3: and obviously I said, I've been cheated on in every relationship,
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  Speaker 3: so yeah, that when she's me as well. But that
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  Speaker 3: was with his ex girlfriends, So like boring story.
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  Speaker 1: That was with his ex girlfriend. Yeah, that is boring. Like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to do it, I'm sorry. So is
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  Speaker 1: there any consistencies in the men you choose that we
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  Speaker 1: could we could figure out where you should steer away. Obviously, again,
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  Speaker 1: no one else's fault, but.
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  Speaker 3: There's no absolutely. I remember when I found out about
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  Speaker 3: the man who cheated on me with his ex girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: I was really upset and was crying to a friend
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  Speaker 3: and I said, why does this keep happening to me?
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  Speaker 3: Like it's not my fault and she said, well, maybe
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  Speaker 3: it is, and I was like okay, rude, and she goes, no,
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  Speaker 3: we'll think about it, like what kind of men you're attracting,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, think of the look of the pattern,
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  Speaker 3: and why do you keep picking these men who I
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  Speaker 3: guess are like damaged or like need therapy. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I just kept picking fixer uppers and then they're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, hey, you a little fix. That's crazy to call
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  Speaker 1: it a fix. Him up. And that's like how someone
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  Speaker 1: you buy a shitty house, so you start dating a
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  Speaker 1: shitty man and then you kind of fix him up
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  Speaker 1: and then he fucking leaves.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy I fixed him up. Well, I think I've
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  Speaker 3: fixed him up, and then he cheats on me fit rude.
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  Speaker 1: So fucking I think it's relatable too, though, because you've
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  Speaker 1: learned and matured like what you now look for and men,
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  Speaker 1: although it's a harsh reality of what happened to you,
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  Speaker 1: like I guess that's just what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's hard saying this two men, but
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  Speaker 3: I think that good men are hard to come by.
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  Speaker 1: So no, I think, great, No, that is a true statement. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you shouldn't say you think that. You should just
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  Speaker 1: be saying good men are hard to come by. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they are, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: I also, yeah, I think that's why I've been single
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  Speaker 3: now for like two years, because again, good men are
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  Speaker 3: hard to come by. It's probably why the podcast is
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  Speaker 3: so popular too, because you guys are just I think,
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  Speaker 3: like the minority.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, yeah, I don't know. I think I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to think. I would say I would give credit to
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend Beth because I reckon that the start of
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  Speaker 1: the podcast, you can you can see how much like
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  Speaker 1: I can see myself Oddie as well, but you can
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  Speaker 1: see us like mature from the start with opinions we've
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  Speaker 1: had up until it now. Yeah, So I think having
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  Speaker 1: everyone that listens being women has been pretty sick because
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  Speaker 1: if we say something where we're like hell bent on it,
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  Speaker 1: will we're willing to die on type shit. But then
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  Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh, here's why I think. It's why
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  Speaker 1: I think you're wrong. You're entitled to your opinion, but
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  Speaker 1: here's why I think you're wrong. And if it's a
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  Speaker 1: good opinion, we're not afraid to say, oh, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you're right. Okay, I can change my mind. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of men out there that just there
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  Speaker 1: stubborn mother of them. Yeah people you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your girlfriends but also like you have both
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  Speaker 3: taken that on board and help you grown as people
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  Speaker 3: and listen and matured. So and again I say a
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  Speaker 3: lot about frontal load.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, frontal load development. We love that he's nearly there.
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  Speaker 2: He's nearly I'm almost always there.
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  Speaker 3: How long now you're looking at.
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  Speaker 1: About twenty three days or something like that, you're almost
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  Speaker 1: let's go. We're going to be a big shift in
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  Speaker 1: the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Zali, thank you very much for coming on.
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  Speaker 2: That was very insightful, and yeah, enjoy the rest.
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  Speaker 3: Of your day you too, Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 3: having me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but damn well, it's kind of like the poop
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  Speaker 1: ones are funny. Yeah, I feel like the cheating ones
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  Speaker 1: are sad. It was sad, but.
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  Speaker 2: Also it's sightful and helpful but also relatable because this
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  Speaker 2: does happen, like he he haha, is always great, but
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  Speaker 2: like this is just reality and seeing someone learn and
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  Speaker 2: develop is kind of I don't know, it kind of
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  Speaker 2: makes something and you feel like I'm not alone.
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  Speaker 1: True, yeah, actually true, because.
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  Speaker 2: This happens all the time, like we said, with these
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  Speaker 2: terrible dudes, and it's sort of like, oh, although it's
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  Speaker 2: not nice finding community in a bad, terrible thing, it's
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  Speaker 2: nice knowing that other people go through the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: kind of no.
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  Speaker 1: True, Well, that's why like AA exists. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know AA exists because you're going and you see
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  Speaker 1: what you're going through and someone else that's like can
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  Speaker 1: picture it and probably has been through something similar. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's like, you're right, it's whole thing. So it is
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  Speaker 1: a shitty thing that a community can come from something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, but I guess community is community. Nonetheless,
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  Speaker 1: we should make it AA for all the trash men.
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  Speaker 1: And like the girls you've gone through it, well true,
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  Speaker 1: I mean we are bad as unite. Yeah, like the
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  Speaker 1: Facebook page you get relative Facebook group relates bad as
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  Speaker 1: you unite so to be And it kind of is
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  Speaker 1: that true because they talk about they send a lemons
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  Speaker 1: in about their trashy boyfriends or someone that's fucked him
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  Speaker 1: over or something, and then they get good advice, get
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  Speaker 1: hyped up, and it's kind of it all helps. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the thing is as well as like every
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  Speaker 1: single thing we see about someone dating a shitty dude,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of think in the back of your head,
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  Speaker 1: like how do you see it? But I mean, how
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  Speaker 1: do you see anything. You can't see it when you're
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  Speaker 1: in it. You know, you can't see it when you're And.
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  Speaker 2: Like Zalie said, she had to go through it to
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  Speaker 2: see it. Yeah, like without that happening, if she was
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  Speaker 2: his single her whole life, you probably would have figured
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  Speaker 2: that out later in life from going through it again.
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  Speaker 1: Girl, it's a fucking tough world in it yeah, last harsh.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the reality of it, and like that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how any person would think that's a good
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  Speaker 1: idea morally, just in general.
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  Speaker 2: But if you have any cheating stories, yeah, send them.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit different, but I quite enjoy the different
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  Speaker 2: aspect of it. Yeah, send them to relatable sixty nine
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  Speaker 2: at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Just because I've got a bad taste of men in
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  Speaker 1: my mouth. I want to hear a story of one
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  Speaker 1: of the baddies cheating on her man's. But I want
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  Speaker 1: to hear I hope we get a story of this. Right,
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  Speaker 1: my man was a fuck with He was such a
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  Speaker 1: shit boyfriend. You know, he cheated on me once, right,
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  Speaker 1: So what I did was I cheated on him and
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  Speaker 1: like I made it so he walked in and caught
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  Speaker 1: us or some shit. I want to hear a story
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  Speaker 1: like that, because if it's a valid cheating, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: one to say fight fire with fire, but that would
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  Speaker 1: be quite the story. Oh, I think I might have
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity for content. I love opportunities. Opportunities. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: like that word we see. I got like X ray vision.
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  Speaker 1: Opportunities made I see him. I see him when they hide.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, you see hits you in the face and then
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  Speaker 2: come back and then like drives over you.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, this opportunity came from Yeah, it knocked
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  Speaker 1: on my front door literally and actually technically I would
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: say it knocked on my court my car door. I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: on Sunday went to the driving with my new friend, Justin.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I've got Justin into golf. The way you
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  Speaker 1: phrase that makes it sound like Justin isn't real. He is,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: all right, He's Irish. They always Irish. He's Irish. He's
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  Speaker 1: got a dog named Cooper. Does he live under a
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: rainbow and have a pot of gold? Uh? Nobody does
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: live at the bottom of his building. Okay, very fitting.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: So him and I went golf and a couple of
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, and then he bought some clubs. Right, yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: it's a me thing to do, by the way, and
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, you and I we're going to get
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: along well. So he went to driving range and I
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: was gonna pick him up from his place. It's only
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: a kilometer down the road. But when I got there,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I parked and he was on call for work. He
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: does fiery electrical stuff. So he asked if he could drive,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, of course obviously. So when
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: we leave and then he drops me, and then we
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: met Beth for lunch and after lunch I went home
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: with Beth like she drove her a past and then
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Justin and his girlfriend went home, and then I needed
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: to go get my car right and that day I
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: was going to go get it, but I just, you know,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: lucky me, I don't really meet it. So I just
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck it. It's not a street where I
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: can get a ticket, so I'm just gonna leave it there.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: And so then I left it there overnight and the
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: next day, so yesterday I was like, fuck it, I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: gotta take him for a walk. So I took him
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: for a walk just to go get it. And so
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: when I got there, I checked him in the carr
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: and I noticed a little thing under my windscreen and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, under the wiper, opportunity. And my first
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: first fucking thing was fuck I got a ticket. And
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, it's there, really car get tickets to here?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Because I got a ticket like two days prior from
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: parking it near my GM, I was pissed. I live, Yeah, Sydney, mate,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I know it's fucked. And so I go, I take it,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and I don't look at it yet, and then I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: get in the car and open it. It was just
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: a bit of paper that someone wrote on and it said,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: don't park here again, dickhead. I don't know how some
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: people have the nerve to do that hand and so
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, it was like, okay, no, So it
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: was there for like over twenty four hours. The car
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: would have been there for about twenty four hours, exactly,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: what the hell? Maybe just over yeah, and yeah, yeah,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: just over twenty four hours. Okay, that's not even bad.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: It's not that bad. And so the street is it's
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: a public street where so Justin has always complained about
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the parking. He says parking is insane where he lives,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and it is like I got lucky to get that spot,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: and so I just just like, fucking I live with there.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: And I was just thinking, there's so many I'm talking
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: there was one hundred cars. So I was thinking, first
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: of all, how does someone know that this is a
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: car that doesn't belong here, because there's different cars here
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: every fucking day. How do they know that I'm not
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: here looking up to someone's house? How do they know,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, And so I was thinking, you know what,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it must have been justin oh, playing a trick on me. Shit,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but not that I don't think he's funny. It's just
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: not something he do. Also your friendship to new yeah
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah. So it just was thinking he
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: must have done it. He must just be confident done.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I took a photo and I sent it to them
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: and I said, haha, how's this? This had to be
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: u A and he goes nah oh. I was like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: what the fucking goes, Yes, some people have done out
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: of lies. I was thinking, because I said, who fuck
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: has a nerve? And so I was thinking, obviously someone
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: must have watched me park. I don't know, right, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: didn't park in front of a driveway nothing. It was fine.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: But the Dremoine community page is it's like nothing you've
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: ever seen every community page, man, I swear. So what
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I want to do is I want to join it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Post the picture, okay of the thing that yeah, and
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say he posted honestly or not. I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: don't want to be okay, give okay, I'm gonna post it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So what's gonna recognize your name? I don't give a
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: fuck who cares. I don't give it a ship. What
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I want to say is I'm gonna kill him with kindness.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say so sorry if I've ruined someone's day.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: My friend, who lives in the building just near where
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: my car was parked, called me with an emergency. All right,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: he needed me to take him to the hospital. We
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: took his car because it's bigger, all right, And that
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: is the reason why I left my car over. And
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: so I want to see. What I want to do
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: is I want to fish out the fucker that did
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: it because I want someone to comment. No, I saw
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: you put your golf cubs in his car. I saw,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: And then I want to repind me, like, who the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: fuck does that? You fucking idiot? Come talk to my
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: face next time. You be like you shouldn't say so
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: what if I played golf fighters in there? Oh God,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I need to kill some time. Yeah, well, I was
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: gonna drop him up with the hospital. The course is
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: right next to the hospital. It would be mood not
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I like that idea. Do you have the boss to
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: do it? Though?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I want to go cause havoc, bro, are you kidding?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I could be a little keyboard warrior. I'll show you
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the photo I remember.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see the one near us that's
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: bad is a vocal where we're recording right now. Yeah, yea,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: heaps with our friends the dog beach.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: So the beach near where we live is half dog
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: beach half not yeah yeah yeah, and heaps of people
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: will just like walk up with their dogs and walk back,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and you always see it's kind of like perverted someone
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: taking a picture of him and being like, whose dog
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: is this not allowed on the beach, And then all
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: over our mates used to just comment on it and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: being like, that's my dog, that's my dog, that's my dog,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: And there was like three hundred that's my dog. Some
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: people don't have lives, but it is weird here look
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: at this. What you did was fine, but some people
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: were stick. You know, I just fucking parked at the
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: street that you're allowed to buy again to call you
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a dickhead that looks like dudes writing yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that's a do Yeah, it's a do oh. Girl wouldn't
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, that's definitely you wouldn't.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Say dickhead either, No, yeah, yeah, you definitely stole someone's
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: park who like comes back from like a nursing shift
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the day and always parks there
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: But also that's not I just don't know how they
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: knew unless they were looking at me through the window,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: so they must have watched me park. Yeah, all right,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: get out, get in Justin's car, leave, and then my
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: car staying there. We're entitled to though, But because I
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: was just thinking, how do they not know that all
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: these like you don't have a tally on every fucking
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: vehicle on this street.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: What our friend used to do, baddies, this is a
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: great little tip. It only works at the start because
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: your friends start to catch on that you do it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: If you live in like a semi small town like
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: where we grew up, you always see your mate's cars
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: parked in different spots at the shopping center, like different
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: restaurants at the beach especially, And what he used to
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: do was he always keep it and pay for in
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: his car and rip it off and be like this
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: is when we're all single. He's like he'd say something
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: cringe like, hey, hot stuff, you saw you jump in
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: the water, or see you get out of the car.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Give me a ring, and then he would put a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: girl's phone number from our school that he had his phone.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Why I thought he would just put his own no no,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: no no, And then I never called him, but sometimes
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: some of our other mates. So initially our mates would
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: start calling him and he would call him, and then
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: he thought the next step of this is to put
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: a random girl's phone number. So all the boys, we're
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: just calling these.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Girls about hey, just about the note you put on
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: my car, and they'll be like, what the fuck you're
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I don't care how attractive you are if you wouldn't
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: get a note in your car saying that. If you think, ah,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: this just kind of makes sense. Fuck, and all the
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: girls numbers he was sending, we did know. Yeah it
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: was funny, hahas it makes it more embarrassing thyeah yeah yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: because I prefer not to know them. I remember one
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: of the girls. It was just like, yeah, hey, I
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: think it was one of the boys. Corner was like
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: her name was like Meyer, It's like it's my It
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: was like, oh what funny, funny, funny, Okay, So I
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: need to join the Dremoyan community page. Get back to
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: us next week, and I think that post is going
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to go off. Yeah, fucking is it will because some
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: people are going to say, well, you shouldn't park there,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: and then some people are going to say you're entitled
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to park wherever you want. Body time for I G's question,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I Question of the Week, Turn up, man, I G.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Question of the Week. We go again to question. Yeah, uh,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: this week was a good one. Came from Oddie's brain.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: What do girls want? Yeah? I know what they want.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Do they want Patroon? Yeah?
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: They do?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You want Patreon? That was good. I know we want
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: them to want Patreon. So if you go over to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: cheeky little patreon dot com forward slash relatables, always do that.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: That's right, We'll we'll figure it out. Linked to the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: links of the description. But it just sounds cool to say.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I always say that. I don't know. If you head
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: over to patreon dot com ford slash relatables and you
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: pay a measly little five dollars a month aud so
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: if you're from anywhere else in the world, it's going
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to be about two fifty per month. You get an
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: extra episode every Thursday, all right, just another one of
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: these similar I don't know. You get a little vibe.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Check out the end. That's pretty fun. Even better and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: on Monday, five days early, you get the book club.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: And also we're running a giveaway with a box set
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: limited edition Akatar.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yes we are it over five.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Hundred dollars on there, so your ticket of five dollars
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: gets you in the running.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That hurt, but yeah, head over there and sign up.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: But for real, the question is what do girls want? Yeah?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: We had over ninety thousand views on this story. Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: what's that? One third of our fucking followers nearly? Yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that's crazy that one fourth or something. That's crazy. Girls
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: want a lot of things. I saw one response of
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: all the ones I looked at right, one of them
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: was from a dude, and he said, that was our
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: one male follower. His name is His name was Billy. Okay,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: call out to Billy. I don't know if he's going
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to listen to this. I doubt it, but he wrote,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: usually my seven inch you were usually just my seven
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: inches or something.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, girl wants that, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Actually one girl might want that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Let me kick things off. What do girls want? A
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: giant slong? Some say they do, some say they don't.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I've heard I'm inclined to believe the ones that say
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: they don't. Yeah, I'm inclined to believe that too. I've
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: heard that they're too big, so I have been told
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: and that makes me feel good. That makes me feel exceptional. Yeah,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: that's the word I'm looking for, is exceptional. That makes
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: me feel seen, and that makes me feel wanted. Those
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: medium ones are where it's at. Yeah, yeah, we don't
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: giant slung? What is the word schlong? Where's that come from?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone definitely just made it up once?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Is that a camel penis? Like? What is the name
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: for a camel penis? I think it's slung. I think
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: that might be where it comes from. It also could
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: just be called a camel penis. Let me look it up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? If I'm right,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: If you're right, what do you call? Obviously not schlong
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: because you're looking at it and not screaming at me?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: What is it called? What if that GVT said the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: stealth lizard? What tongue two point zero? The color shifter?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: What the invisible dick? It must be like it must
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: hide and then come out? What the funk? I was wrong? Wait?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Moving on? So moving on? Okay, Okay, what do girls
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: want someone that isn't going to keep throwing off my
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: pH levels? Oh, you'd hope. So we learn about that
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: from the podcast. Yeah, we did. Yeah, that was one
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: of the things we learned. It's also a one thing
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: we learned was girls can like have this sixth sense
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: of when they're being cheated on. Yeah, because there's different bacteria.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Because they start having a bit of thrash, they're like
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck yeah, clicking juju, clean your fucking dick. Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It also just happens with new men. You can also
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: what happens with new men because it's just a new guy. Yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And then also you can get your threat Your page
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: levels can be thrown off if you clean your vagina
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: too much. Isn't that with Is it any soap or
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a specific soap or just any I don't know, good question.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: All I know is you can clean that, you'll you
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: actually need bacteria down there. You can't just keep killing
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the bacteria else you will get straight weird but very weird.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What do girls want pasta? Oh? Yeah, I want that
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to pasta add zero calories. Yeah, pasta. Fuck past is good, bro.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Honestly, A good Italian restaurant, little coke zero in hand
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: because I don't have Pepsi Maxi or do man, it's good.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I only get spaghetti or carbonara. Oh really, that's only
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: things I like.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Of course, you can't pronounce.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: The most embarrassing thing when you're in a nice, fancy restaurant.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: It says like blue and like, what is this one?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: And they go, it's actually pronounced this.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I pointed at it. You don't have to put me
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: in my place. Some of the the passes at the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: restaurant I worked out it was Italian, so they.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Had I hated that your restaurant. That was the worst
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: restaurant to order from. Let's call it normal people food
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: because it was all in the Italian names.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: An Italian restaurant. Come on, like, give me my pizza.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, you saying.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: That fun that's day. It's not even funny. Give me
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: my pizza. I don't know why that has made me
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: so much? Okay, is it? What? Do girls want? Respect?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: And for guys to shave their balls? First one's a
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: good one? Is it? The second one? Good man's I do?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But also, what's the equivalent of that so they can understand.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's like shaving your flaps.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: You know, when you're mad, You know, when you're grating
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: cheese and it gets to like the very bottom bit
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: and you're holding it and then like your hands are
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: running against the greater That's what shaving your balls feels like.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: It's a dangerous game because you could cut your finger.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so the dangerous game you're playing. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: that was a good analogy.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: That was a good analogy. You got there in the end,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Now you got me. I agree with that. But I
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: have been told you just do the top. You can't
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: do like a clean shaving. Shaving your flaps is similar.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: It's getting quite grotesque. But apparently yeah, because grotesque. Yeah,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: we all have flaps. We all have either balls or flaps.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: That this is just a crazy word. Some people mightn't vote.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: You never know, what do girls want? This one I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: didn't get, but I've been seeing some stuff on TikTok
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: about it for Belly to pick Conrad over Jeremiah. Is that?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: What's that thing on Prime? I think it's a show. Yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: it's I know this. It's number one rated on Prime
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: at the moment. The summer. I turned pretty yes that
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: season three? Is it that? I don't know, That's what
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking. All I'm saying is team Conrad. Let's go.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: That's me. You know my middle name? Is that what
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: your first name is? Not comrade? So still Conrad is
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: a Conrade? Or he's Conrad. Ah, this one's got a
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: knee on the end. Mate, No it doesn't. Yeah, you're lying, motherfucker.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I couldn't see it because Jake's old dog, his labrador
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: used to call it, be called comrade. So whenever Jake
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: says it, he sometimes says, comrade Comrad. Yeah, my name's Conrad, mate,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: whenever you also like com Rad with an M for mum.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Is it's actually a weird name because it's more commonly Conrad.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: So and people would say, what's his name, like comrade
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and they call him Conrad and I say, no, no, no,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: that's I mean I could call him if you want
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: what do girls want? Your credit card? O? Not gonna lie.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, but something I really
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: want to be able to do one day is just
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you know, Beth says she's gone shopping, and I just.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Go I would love to do that to whip out
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: the AMX or some ship take that, and then and
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: then as she leaves, you whip up the AMX card
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Max five hundred dollars.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just see if she uses it. But it was
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: just that's like a toxic male. I still have deep
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: within What do girls want my tax reg my tax return?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I need it. Oh it's tax real turn time right now. Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many people like, maybe I shouldn't say
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: that Ford that shit everyone. Yeah, they're not going to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: order the single first tax you've ever gotten back. Wait,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: one year, I got like three grand. That'd be nice, eh.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Like one of the perks about us is we pay
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: tax after so we get a bill. So it's actually
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: kind of worse. It's not a perfect well, it's kind
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: of like we get to spend the money and then
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: at the end we get depressed all the way through
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: their depressed and then they get back.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: So it's like a perk. Yeah, it's nice that one
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: time with you when you just get this cheey little
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: pay day. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. What do girls want
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to have their organs rearranged? This is coming from girls,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: by the way. I saw a few of them organs
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: rearrange do you want to be able to walk tomorrow? No?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Obviously silly question, obviously not. What do girls want? Some
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: fucking pockets would be nice? That's funny talking about opportunities
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: before we've spoke about this. Yeah, great business opportunity, women's
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: clothing line, pockets. Yeah, yeah, you hold my ship. I'm
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: pretty sure you came up with that too. This is
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: something come up with men on the.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Moon, Apple phones, Jake with pockets. Yeah, I think this
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: is the most relatable. What do girls want?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Some good food, a dick, and maybe a good lash day,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: good lash day. Yeah, maybe that's funny. Here we go.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I got what do girls want? The three d's, dogs,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: donuts and dicks minus the last one. I would love that,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: dogs and donut. I just want double d's. I didn't
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: mean it that way. Ship. What do girls want? An
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: actual good one, a man, not a child. Oh facts, Yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I've got a real good one. What do girls want?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Reese in the streets and Cassian in the sheets? Oh
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: what's the going with racing the sheets?
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: We don't.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: We don't want to sit there on your back looking
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: up at him and him just going hello, are you darling?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I'd much rather Cassian just doing some freaking random. We
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: don't know how Cassian fox yet. Yeah, but I can.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I can put a couple, you know, I can put
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: two plus two together. Yeah, yeah, too equals our prediction.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: That's that and him going to hit it off soon
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: in this book, I don't think so, maybe that it's
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: got to be the last book. I think. No, no,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: this book. No, I don't know. I don't think they disagree.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I know I did. I think that this book they'll
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: a kiss or something. No, not sex. I want a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: sexy scene. Oh you mean like from their POV time. Yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: we should write one eat fanfic. Oh wait, let's just
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: come up a fanfic. Ye, get out? What do girls
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: want to heal but with drama? So, what I'm hearing
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: is you want cake and you want to be eating it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I want to heal, but I want his laugh around me.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: What I'm hearing is the entertaining. What I'm hearing is
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: you want to make your bed and not sleep. That's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: what I'm hearing. All right, What do girls want someone
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: to say? That's crazy? Well, I tell a long story.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I'm good at that. That's crazy. I know. Live here
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: to keep going. Uh huh noway, okay, I want you
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: to do this one. Okay, give some girls what they want.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: What do girls want? A man with a deep voice?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: What do you want to say? Ah? No, I was thinking.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: My name's Jacin. I just went to the gym. How
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: do you lower your boys? Because I think I actually
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: were kind of a high voice. My name is Jake
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: and I just went to the gym. You know who
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: has a low voice? The guy? How do you how
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: do you do a deepvoice? Do sound? Cep? You sound
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: like you're Growley? My name, my name, my name? Who
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: has a deep boy? The guy? Or you know that
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: movie Divergent, the guy that plays four. You know his
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: name is a number for We were going to say
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: the main character. That's a girl, that's a good man
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: dude who they have a crush on each other? Is
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: that four? Four? I don't know who his name is.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Does every dead boy hypocrite? You thought it was a
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: main character? Okay? What do girls want to soft launch?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: A man with a veiny hand and never explain the thing.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, and like the veins go halfway up the
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: wrist into the forearm.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Chicky little nice tattoo. Yeah, just get him after a pump,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: make sure his body fats like underfi brother's arm or
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: some shit.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Just get your brother to hold his elbow, yeah, block
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: off the bloodshed.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just make him into it. Put his
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: hand into a fist a couple of times. Make a
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: picture of it. When you get a few messages from
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: guys that think you're off the market, your brother's hand
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: on your story. What do girls want? Endless free shipping? Oh?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: What girls and free shipping? Bro? I mean that would
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: be a dream. Well, yeah, be a dream. But so
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: actually free shipping on endless free shipping would save women
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. Because Beth does this all the time.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: You'll see how much is it to get the free shipping.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: The other day we bought Henry some more tennis balls.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I was going to buy him one pack and pay
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: like seven dollars for shipping. All right, the balls were
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: six dollars, seven dollars for shipping. What's that? Seven? Thirteen dollars?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Thirteen dollars? Ye, guess how much I spent to get
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: free shipping? Fifty? Oh fifty? Wait I think Beth paid
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you know, that's how businesses make money, right,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: So they'll be like yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeh're free shipping.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're fucking making bank off that. Now, Oh yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: why didn't you just buy? Oh you needed fifty dollars
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: to get free shipping. Well to spend fifty bucks to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: get free shipping? He Beth felt for it. You didn't, Well,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you would have been better off she ended up paying
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, so technically you saved seven dollars. I
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: saved thirteen dollars to buy the shipping. Okay, my last
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: one is probably the best one, actually, serious, what do
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: girls want? Safety fair certainly can argue with that, and
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: they should have it to be able to walk home
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: at night. Yeah, Baddi's time for a couple of cheeky dilemmas.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: You know what to do in the link in the description,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: or if you want to be able to do it
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: one every single time, all the time, that's what time is.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Instagram bio. Click the link, scroll down, add your dilemma,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: all anonymous, No need to worry.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know how a baddie said before to heal
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: with drama. The best drama you can get is our dilemmas.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So true, I've got one that is we can help
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: her right, maybe not. Hey, Jake and Oddie, I'm having
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: trouble coming to terms that a guy I talked to
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: didn't want me, and I've never stopped.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Thinking about him. Reliable. For a little bit of context,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: we met at a club where people from different schools
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: work together, so like after school club, not like a
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I saw him and was immediately attracted to him, but
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I had never talked to a guy or approached one,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: so I didn't make a move. One night, I worked
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: up the courage to DM him on Instagram and he
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: immediately replied, which gave me butterflies. We kept talking and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I would only have to wait around thirty minutes for
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: a reply, which I thought was a pretty good response time,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: but then the times got longer. Eventually, after two weeks,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I realized that I really liked him, not just because
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: of the looks, but because we had common interests. So
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I asked him if he felt the same, because I
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: thought the best idea would to be would be to
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: be forward okay, which is pretty cool. I would use
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: a word transparent and then forward for He told me
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: that he didn't know, and when I told him that,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I that if I could be anything, it would be
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend. He said, Oh, that should have been the
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: first sign that he wasn't interested, but we kept talking.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: After a month of talking, I assumed he knew how
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: he felt about me, so I asked him again how
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: he felt, and again he said he didn't know. The
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: next day he goes to me and I have and
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten about him since. Fast forward to now,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and I recently saw him at the movies with another girl,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: which was kind of a shock to me, though I
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: knew he was moving on from me because at this
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: point it's been about two years. Wait, wait, say that again.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I recently saw him at the movies with another girl,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: which was kind of a shock to me, even though
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I knew he was moving on from me because at
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: this point it had been about two years. So my
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: question is, what advice do you have for me to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: move on from him. I've tried getting to know other guys,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: but he has always been stuck in my mind and
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I need him gone. I love the podcast, and I'm
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: so sorry for how long this was lot. Any help
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: or advice would be amazing. Thanks. Okay thrown a little
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: bit of a curve ball in there at the end. Honestly,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I think what has happened is so it's because it's
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: been two years, right, and each guy you've spoken to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: you haven't forgotten about, So you haven't you haven't forgotten
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: about him. I have a feeling it's something to do
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: with the fact that you liked him, didn't get him.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: So it's always been in my mind, like what would
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: it have been like with him? So what if? It's
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: a big what if? But also, girl, fuck this man's Yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: why do you want to Why would you be thinking
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: what it's like with someone that doesn't even want you?
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Being understanding though the what if is a lot harder
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: to get over than the I know, especially in a relationship,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: you have no idea what it was like, and you
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: think it's kind of like you built up this false
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: version of the man within your head and you think
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: he's perfect when in reality he was nothing.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: True. Yeah, you're right. What happened was like you saw him,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: he was attractive, messaged interests, right, so then you're like, well,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I actually like this guy for who he is. We
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: have someone just just all this stuff. So then you
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: would have obviously been thinking like what it would have
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: been like to be with him. You put him on
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: a pedestal without really knowing him, and how long do
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: they talk all together? A couple of months? Wow?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the harsh reality of it is he was
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: nothing and that what if is eating you up.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: And it's just how can you get over this? It
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: was after a month of talking. I assumed he knew
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: how he felt about me, just talked to other dudes
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and that didn't help. So it's a it's a personal problem.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I guess all you can do is clone him and
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: get with the clone.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I think it comes down to boring answer. But you
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: were looking for something within someone else when you need
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: to look for it within yourself, and the closure are
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: only going to come when you figure out yourself, so
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: you look for other men to get distracted when.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: That wasn't the answer.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I think all you have to do is be alone
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: and be completely confident in yourself and not need no man.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the answer to what you want.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: And when you feel like you are completely confident, independent
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: doing your own thing, you might feel a lot of
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: these things, but you still in the back of your
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: head feel like you need this man. Then you're not
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: there yet, so keep working on yourself.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: True. True. It's hard though, because it's like she has
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: been obviously not with people for two full years.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she hasn't healed. How else would you hear
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: if he's eating up, he's eating away.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: If you're still thinking about him, how do you just
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: literally have to wait? Well, we said before, even though
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: it's not a breakup, everyone deals with it on their
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: own timeline. It's a good point.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she might just be a very slow healer,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: which is fine. But there becomes a point, I guess,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: and I think you submitting this dilemma might be that
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: point where you're just like, I've had enough.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I guess. I guess what she's never done is accepted
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: that she's never going to have this man. That's the
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: first thing true, Maybe because she said that she was
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: shocked when she saw him with another girl. It's been
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: two years, you know.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: The first thing you have to do right now, literally
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: as you listen to this is say I never want
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: to be with that man, and it's never going to happen.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: True. Yeah, it's never going to happen. I guess. Another
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: harsh reality is, at any point have you ever said
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: to yourself, I understand and can accept that he never
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: wanted me and doesn't want me, because if he wanted
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: to be with me, like if you wanted to be
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: with you, you know you were you were open to
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: us and said you liked him. If you wanted to
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: be with you, you guys would be together. Yeah, and
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you did everything right in your defense. And also this
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: sort of goes on to my dilemma.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: What it's about is you should never let his actions
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: decide how you feel about yourself. Him not wanting you
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: doesn't change your value.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: And I think you're kind of wanting that from him
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: to get your value back when you don't need it
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You are valuable without him completely. Yeah, it is tough. Yeah,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: two years, it's a long period of time you were
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Dare I say lack of the word for sorry. I've
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: always wanted to say this phrase for better lack of
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: the word. Yeah, flabberghast flubs. Your delivery needs work. You
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: almost have it. But I was watching what was I watching?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I was watching a movie? Yeah, and this girl detective
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: had to go to a hospital and get to get records,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: and the guy the doctor was talking about this patients
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know case and then he's He was like,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: for better lack of the word, she's insane, and I
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, better luck of the world.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I really like that. Flabber gas, how do I how
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: do I find something to describe it? When I can't
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: describe it? And then say, for better lack of the world,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'll give you delirious, you can do better? Try again
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: next time. Fuck it, I forgot that for better Okay,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: next to Emma title my ex his friend's fleshlight and
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: a euro summer. That wasn't it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys, Okay, I'm kind of scared to put this
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: out there because I'm scared it will get back to him,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: which is so silly. So if you read this, is
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: there any chance it will not go on your socials?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry?
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, we don't do that anyway, not anymore. I don't
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: even know where to start with this, but I need
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: to get it off my chest. So last May, my
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: boyfriend of four years and I broke up, and honestly,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: it was the best decision ever. The three months after
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: the breakup generally some of the best months of my life.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I felt free, I was having fun again and actually living,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: and then out of nowhere, I get a random bank
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: transfer money from one of his friends. Apparently they were
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: on a night out and accidentally sent me some money
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: thinking I was him. They claimed it was a mistake
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: because of this one weird incident in the first year
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: of our relationship, and I swear this sounds fake, but
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: it's true where I had to.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Buy one of his friends a flesh light.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I didn't live at home and they didn't
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: want it showing up at their parents' house, so I
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: bought it. They transferred me, I gave it to my
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: boyfriend and he passed it on. Super weird, I know,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: but also his friends never accidentally sent me money once
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: in our four years we were together, and suddenly after
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: we broke up, they start doing it like four times.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: What anyway, that broke our no contact streak. Around that
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: same time, I realized I still had his mum's expensive
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: massage gun and I figured I should return it. So
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: he said his mum had been asking for it, and
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: even though I didn't want to see him, I kind
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: of did.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was literally the day before my
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: twenty first birthday, and I just had this awful feeling
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: in my chest, like I couldn't wait another few days
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to get it over with, so I said, are you
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: free now? And he was like yeah. So I drove
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: over and yeah, I got dressed up. I wanted to
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: look good.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I got there and he was actually really nice at first.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: He said I look amazing, said things had been really
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: hard without me, started telling me about what he's been
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: up to, and one thing led to another. We ended
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: up sleeping together.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: He would stop midway and say, I hope you know
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: this doesn't mean we're getting back together, you know, right,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: And of course I knew it. I didn't want to
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: get back together with him either, but just felt awful
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: at the time. And then he flipped like completely first
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: thing out of his mouth after it was I did
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: all the work while you just laid there like a starfish.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: At least at least the head was good, though, literally
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: said that to my face. I actually feel so embarrassed
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: by that, Like I gave this man head and his
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: fucking willy smelt like fucking rotten cheese.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: And it just got worse.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: He started saying that you're in the last year of
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: our relationship. Sometimes you like me, sometimes you didn't. He
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: was too lazy to be in a relationship. Wasn't ready
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: for our relationship, even though we had been together for
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: four years. Also side note, a big reason why I
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: broke up with him was because he said to me
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: that I was less attractive since I gazed, since I
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: gained weight. Anyway, back to the story. He also said
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: that I purposely came over to try and seduce him
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: by dressing up and wearing nice underwear, and then he
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: just kept picking me apart. I'd ask if he was okay,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: because he'd go silent, and then he'd be like, whoa,
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: you haven't changed it all this whole time. Meanwhile, I
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: was just sitting there being like, you're so great, You've
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: grown so much, like an absolute idiot. And then this
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: is the worst part. It hit midnight. It was officially
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: my twenty first birthday, and the guy literally starts vomiting,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: like gagging and vomiting, saying, you feel sick with guilt,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: and what do I say? It's okay, I still think
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: you're a good person.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: What am I on? What's he guilty about? I don't know,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: sleeping with her?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: And he was like, I'm not letting you drive home
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: like this. You can stay, but I'm going to bed,
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: and then he left me there, gave me a pillow
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: with no pillowcase on, and walked off. I stayed until
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: five am. I have no idea why I just did,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: and then I left and that was it. He never apologized,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: never wished me a happy birthday, just nothing. The money
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: thing happened a few more times his friends accidentally transferred
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: me money, but I'd just send it back and be like,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: please tell them to stop.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: And that's it. I haven't spoke to him since February.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I just got back from my five weeks in Europe.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I was so ready for a hot girl euro.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Summer, like I hadn't been with anyone since that night,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: and I was hoping the trip would make me feel
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: confident again.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: But not one person hit on me.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, all my friends were getting approached every night, and
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I just kept thinking, am I actually that unattractive?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Like? Was he right? Fuck? What? So? I thought this was.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: A good dilemma to highlight because firstly, first off, what
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: this man did absolutely terrible, terrible human being, terrible man,
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: terrible person. Yeah, but more so, you should never let
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: another person decide your value or worth at all. Yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: because prior to this you were feeling absolutely amazing and
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: feeling like yourself hot girl shit, and he took that
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: away from you, which he has no right to do,
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: fact at all. And I think this is a great
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: learning opportunity because this man is nothing. He's the fucking
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: underneath your shoe and he's ruined your eurosummer probably months
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: after this happened, or because he's a pretentious man. Yeah, yeah,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: And he had no reason to do so at all,
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: just to get you back, maybe for breaking up with him.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I think out of spite was the only reason he
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: would have done it, probably, Yeah, And I just thought
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: it was a terrible thing, but also a great thing
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: to highlight for other baddies because men especially, but any person,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: you should never let anyone else decide your value or worth.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Nah. Yeah, not with opinions, not at all. No, definitely, not,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: especially when someone's just purposely being fucking nasty. Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: I think he had intent with the meetup, and unfortunately
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: you played to his cars, had sex with him, and
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: then he did this to make you feel bad.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he's probably feeling like he has I guess,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: almost like he's had the last word in an argument
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: type situation where he's come out on top. Yeah, he's
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: manipulated the situation for it to feel like he's one. Yeah,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: he told you what you wanted to hear. You know,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you guys slept together, and then.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the light at the light within this
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: tunnel is that the three months after you broke up,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: before you saw him again, the fact that you felt
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: absolutely amazing means that it's there and it's going to
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: be a hard road, but it's going to come back
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: when you heal. And the first thing to do to
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: heal is realize that this man is a terrible human
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: being and he doesn't control you at all how you feel,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: but he's affecting you. And it's easier said than done.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: But that's like a bit of a light at the
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: end of the tunnel that you did feel that way.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: So it's going to come back, and you know that.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I think you just have to think
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: back and be like, Okay, I slept with him. You
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: know I was there. He was rude to me. I
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: let him be rude to me. You just have to
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: fucking like, don't regret it, just be like, fuck it, Okay,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I did it, And then yeah, you have to just
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: work through that and just maybe I could be totally
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: wrong though, Like just feel what you're feeling, and think
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: about why you're feeling the way you're feeling. Your friend's
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: getting boys in Europe and then you're not getting any
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: guys in Europe has nothing to do with him, yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: or how you look. Yeah yeah, so yeah that I
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: mean to I dare say, with the whole Europe thing
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: and them getting guys and you're not, is he's a
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: luck of the draw. It's also the spiral effect, like
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: he's forced you to kind of fall out of love
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: of yourself and you just have to fall back in
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: love with yourself. Like it's probably a good way to
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: look at it.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Like you may be not getting a man in Europe
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't mean you're ugly orn't attractive. I remember when I
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: used to go out The best thing sometimes obviously it's
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: flattering when you get a girl or a guy to
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: come home with you and you have a fun time.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: But also.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Getting into a place where you go out and you
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: don't have any intention to pick up. Well maybe you do,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: but you go home, have some food and you're just
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: fucking happy. Yeah, that's what you need to look for,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: and you get that out of falling in love with yourself.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, did you go to Europe to get with dudes? Yeah?
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I dare say no, yourope hanging with your friends. Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: and that's what you got. But now I reckon, if
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: you didn't go see your ex boyfriend and went to Europe,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: same thing happened, you wouldn't have been thinking like, oh,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I do I feel ugly because all my friends got
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: guys and I didn't. You would be thinking I had
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: a great ero trip with my friends because you were
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: probably hanging out with your friends. Whole planted a seed
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: of doubt. Yeah, and what you need to do is
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: fucking stomp on it and piece on it two or something,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe you should slash his tires.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: But also it is relatable and I want to say, like,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: it is a tough situation what you went through. Yeah,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: so definitely want to say that. But you can get
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: out of this and all you have to do is
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: try and fall and love yourself again.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Guys, we didn't do it last week because we were
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: too excited, but it's time to read some comments. I've
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: got YouTube and this is the episode where we had
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: we were on the radio. Yeah, but We also did
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: a dilemma about if you've cheated in the past, do
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: you tell the person you're seeing, Oh, it was a
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: good one. Someone come to Christ loves their name. If
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: the person you're seeing asks about your past, then you
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: should be one hundred percent of truthful. But if he doesn't,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: ignorance is bliss. He could accept that you've changed and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: you won't do it again, but he's only human. He's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: going to think about it always when there's a slight
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: shift in the relationship. Ooh, okay, okay, I don't know
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: about that. So maybe she's saying, like, think about it always. Yeah,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Different perspective, different perspective. Interesting say sorry,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: she's saying kid yourself unless they ask Yeah, oh ya.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I feel that's okay. Maybe I feel like that's kind
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: of you're not lying, but you're hiding the truth. True, Okay.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Sage on Spotify said, I honestly look forward to Mondays
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: now because of you guys. What other way to start
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: my Monday?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Then Jake and Aldi the Relatables party too good much?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Love you guys, Thanks Sage Alibal three h five. It's beautiful. Sorry,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: it's ordinary to love the beautiful. But it's beautiful to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: love the ordinary question mark question mark, question mark. So
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: she's not beautiful. He's calling her ugly. That is not
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: a compliment. I remember that.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, Bridget said, I was driving and had to pull
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: over because I was so excited to listen to this
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: episode being played on the radio.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: It's so exciting. Thank you, Bridget. Let's go so too.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Let's go and now to.
• 1:02:24
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• 1:02:34
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• 1:02:42
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• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you. We just call and to see if you
• 1:02:48
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• 1:02:55
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• 1:02:58
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• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I'll do your advice.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: If sometimes the hardest decisions are the right ones.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: That's a very good point, great advice. See that was good.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Thank you, by you too. Bye.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: She was like, what the you calling me? Ye? Was like, Okay,
• 1:03:28
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