Latest / Rainbow Book Rats: A Queer Romance Podcast / The Outtakes
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- 00:17 [Music fades out] 00:17 J:Hello BRats, and welcome to the outtakes episode of Rainbow Book Rats: A Queer Romance Podcast. By four feral besties who know exactly what they're doing...I promise! [Laughs] In this teaser episode, please enjoy some outtakes from out very first episode, which goes live on March 26th on all major platforms. In the meantime, follow us on Instagram and Facebook, check out our website, rainbowbookrats.com, join our Facebook group. and send any questions or comments to us at rainbow.book.rats@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you. Have a great day, and keep it feral, BRats! 00:56 Music fades back in, then out] 01:08 JD: Yeah, okay. 01:09 Kit: Yeah. 01:10 Megan: [Cracking up] 01:11 Caity: [Amused hum laugh] 01:13 [Caity and Megan laugh together] 01:14 C: Sorry! 01:15 J: Oh....my godddd... Who made that sound? 01:18 M: [Dying laughing] 01:19 C: Definitely not me... 01:21 [Kit and Caity losing their shit] 01:25 J: [Deep sigh] We're back here... 01:25 C: Do we gotta clap again? 01:28 J: We're back here. 01:29 M: Alright, deep breaths. 01:30 J: [Clears their throat] 01:31 C: I cannot clap...because I am...two coats in. 01:36 [BRats all laugh] 01:38 M: Caity! I thought you were saying that like, you know how there's people who can't whistle, or can't snap? 01:42 [Caity and Kit cracking up] 01:42 J: [Imitating Caity badly] "I forgot how to clap...I've never known how." 01:49 M: Okay...[trying to catch her breath] okay... 01:48 C: I was never taught. 01:50 [BRats laugh again] 01:54 J: [Sighs again] 01:55 M: [Trying to compose herself] I'm gonna...I'm gonna clap again. 01:57 [Kit softly chuckling in the background] 01:57 J: Okay...[Hopeless laughter] 01:59 M: [Laughs, then claps] 02:01 C: [Delighted laughter] 02:02 J: Oh my god, Caity!! 02:04 K: [Losing their shit laughing] 02:06 C: [Trying to stop laughing] I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Okay, I'm gonna mute my mic. 02:08 M: [Laughing] 02:09 J: You mute your mic! 02:10 [BRats all laughing while JD grumbles] 02:15 [Extended laughing] Jesus Christ! Okay, are we really ready now? 02:20 [Music fades back in] 02:22 J: Okay, should I begin, or are you gonna clap again? 02:25 M: No, just...just do it. 02:25 [Music overtakes, then fades out] 02:32 M: And that's their like...poke-apocolyp...post-apocalyptic...like... 02:35 C: [Gremlin giggling] 02:36 M: ...dark...sports romance...[laughs] 02:39 C: I'm sorry. 02:39 M: Did I say that wrong? 02:41 [BRats bust out laughing] 02:41 [Caity and Megan talking and laughing over each other] 02:43 J: Wait...say that...say that again? 02:44 M: Pote-apaca-wiptic! 02:46 C: [Giggling hard] 02:46 M: Post...apocalypse...Post...Post-Apotawyptic! [Laughing] 02:50 [BRats lose their shit again] 02:53 M: It's their...post-apocalyptic...did I say that right? Okay. 02:59 C: You got it. 02:59 M: [Clears their throat dramatically] The arsonist had oddly shaped feet. 03:04 [Riotous laughter from the other BRats] 03:10 [Music fades back in, then out] 03:18 M: Called A Present Mistake, and it's the third book in her....[hissing clank] Ahhhhhh! Oh-my-god. 03:23 [Howling laughter from BRats] 03:30 K: Are you...okay? 03:31 M: [Still laughing] I...um...I....exploded my stress ball. 03:35 [BRats lose their shit yet again] 03:37 J: Oh my god! She got so excited for Alice Winters... 03:41 All: [Choked laughter] 03:41 J: ...her stress ball exploded! 03:43 M: [Laughing that sounds a little like crying] 03:43 K: [Extended laughing] 03:48 All: [Gasping for breath and laughing] 03:52 M: Um...I was...okay...[can't stop laughing] So...it's the third book... 03:56 [Music fades back in, then out] 04:04 J; For...some...reason...[Confused pauses] Oh no...I'm getting a little confused. 04:12 [BRats laugh at JD's confusion] 04:13 [Music fades back in, then out] 04:21 J: [Extended sigh] Oh my gosh, every time I read that we're gonna scurry back to our book nests, my brain just says that we're gonna scurry back to our book hole... 04:29 [Caity and Megan laugh] 04:30 K: I knew you were gonna say that. [Laughs] 04:32 J: Ugh, I can't help it! 04:34 M: [Chuckling] 04:35 C: Can we change it? 04:36 K: No. 04:36 C: Book holes! 04:37 K: No! No book holes! 04:39 M: Kit just misses the holes. 04:40 J: Kit despises...the book hole. Get out of the hole! 04:43 K: It's a banned word here! 04:45 M: No holes. 04:46 C: [Gremlin laughter] 04:47 J: What if we say Rat Hole? 04:49 M: [Evil giggle] 04:50 K: Absolutely not. 04:50 M: It's not the word they don't like! 04:52 J: [Laughing hard] 04:55 J: [Shifty voice] Alright, fine. 04:56 [BRats losing it] 04:59 M: What about...orifice? 05:02 [Caity laughing] 05:04 J: I didn't know you were all so anti-hole. 05:04 K: That's worse! 05:05 M: [Maniacal laugh] 05:07 K: That's objectively worse! 05:08 J: Damn... 05:10 Music fades back in, then out] 05:17 J: [Laughing] That's all gonna have to get cut. Editing Megan? 05:20 [BRats laugh] 05:21 J: Uhh...we're gonna have to cut. That. Out. 05:23 C: Have all JD's feet stuff...[Laughs] 05:27 [Kit and Megan losing it] 05:27 J: Yeah. Cut! That! Out! Cut all that out. [Laughs] 05:30 [Music fades back in, then out] 05:37 J: Mhm. 05:38 [Megan claps for audio spike] 05:39 C: [Amused little hum] 05:39 J: [JD takes a breath] Alright- 05:39 C: I need to mute when you clap, I'm sorry. [Giggling] 05:41 J: Caity! 05:42 [Megan and Kit laugh] 05:42 C: Sorry! I'll mute it, hold on... 05:44 [Kit losing their mind] 05:45 C: I don't know what makes me laugh about it. 05:46 J: I can't! Stoppp! [Laughing] 05:48 C: Okay. I'm gonna go in my corner. Hold on. 05:51 [Music fades back in, then out] 05:58 [BRats choking on laughs] 05:59 J: This episode's name is A Clap is a Spank. 06:02 [Megan and Kit lose their shit] 06:04 M: One clap equals one spank. 06:07 C: How am I supposed to stop laughing now?! 06:09 [Kit losing his damn mind] 06:09 J: [Fake-exasperation noises] 06:12 [BRats all laughing very hard] 06:12 [Music fades back in, then out] 06:23 [Megan claps for sound spike] 06:25 J: [Inhales] So, my favorite... 06:27 C: [Cracks up laughing] 06:29 J: ...read... 06:30 C: [Whimpering giggles] 06:30 J: ...of... 06:31 [muted laugh] 06:34 J: ...of...the last...Caity, you good? 06:37 C: I'm good...I'm so sorry! [Breaks down laughing] 06:39 [BRats all bust out laughing] 06:41 C: You clapped- Megan you clapped and it literally sounded like [imitates a gong] like...[giggling] 06:45 [Kit gasping for breath while laughing] 06:47 [BRats all dying laughing] 06:51 C: I'm really sorry... 06:54 K: And then I think Caity knocked something over? 06:57 M: [Losing her mind] 06:59 C: I'm really sorry...okay. 07:01 M: [Losing her mind more] 07:02 C: I'm so sorry-okay I'm gonna mute, I promise. 07:04 K: Oh my....godddd. 07:06 C: JD, I'm sorry! 07:07 J: [JD makes a drawn-out groan, then laughs] 07:07 M: [Still losing it] 07:12 M: Alright... 07:14 [Everyone laughing] 07:16 M: Alright, I'm gonna clap again... 07:17 J: [Breathes out, then sighs] 07:21 M: [Claps] 07:23 C: [Laughs] 07:25 [Music fades in and out] 07:26 M: And which, I love- I love it's...it's um...it was- she...she...[Makes rewinding mouth sounds] 07:31 C: [Laughs] 07:31 M: Okay, hi Megan. 07:33 J: Okay, how 'bout you just take that from the top? 07:34 [Megan and Caity laughing] 07:35 C: [Laughing] Do you want a clap? 07:37 [BRats lose their shit yet again] 07:39 M: I dunno, that sounds kinda dangerous. 07:40 K: Will it make you feel better? 07:42 [Caity and Megan laughing] 07:45 M: [Takes a deep breath and makes mouth rewind sounds again] Okay, so. So, yeah, um...on...[Clears throat] On April 7th... 07:53 C: [Busts out laughing] 07:56 [Music fades back in and out] 08:00 M: And that's all from me. 08:01 [prolonged silence] 08:04 J: Artichoke? 08:05 C: [Little gremlin giggle] ...oh! Me! [laughs] 08:07 [BRats lose their absolute shit again] 08:09 J: Hello? Artichoke? 08:12 C: I thought you were just saying artichoke to say it. 08:15 All: [Uncontrollable laughter] 08:16 M: We're not like you! 08:18 [BRats laughing and laughing] 08:20 C: Well...umm...I have no...I don't have any book news...um... 08:27 [Music fades in and out] 08:31 J: At- Oh. It says 'at whatever'...[Laughs] 08:33 M: [Laughing really hard] 08:34 C: [Laughing] 08:37 J: [Cracking up, gasping for air] Ohh goddd. 08:39 K: I didn't know what it was! 08:40 [Megan and Caity chuckling] 08:43 C: 'Rainbow book rats at whatever' 08:46 J: Yeah, whatever! 08:47 [BRats running out of breath from laughing so much] 08:50 C: 'You can find us at go fuck yourself' 08:52 [Megan and Kit wheezing] 08:52 J: Yes...umm... 08:54 [Music fades back in, then out] 08:58 C: ...they just dropped in, "put Megan's foot in your mouth!" 09:01 [Megan and Kit laugh] 09:04 J: Mmmhm...hmm... 09:04 M: It's cute! I promise! 09:07 C: [Losing her mind laughing] 09:07 J: Mhm. Mhm. 09:11 C: I'm sorry. 09:11 J: No, probably not. I'm probably not gonna do that, but um... 09:13 C: [Gremlin giggles] 09:16 J: ...you know, we like hearing all ideas. 09:18 [Caity and Kit giggle] 09:20 [Music fades in and out] 09:23 M: I have a couple things here. [Chuckles] So, I've been noticing that um, there's...umm...[Incomprehensible mouth sounds] That's my rewind sound. [Laughs] That's me sucking back in the words. 09:38 [Caity and JD laugh] 09:40 M: Um... 09:41 [Music fades in and out] 09:44 J: Hello, BRats, and welcome to the outtakes episode of Rainbow Book Rats: A Queer Romance Podcast by four...f- [Mouth rewind sounds] ...by...[cracking up] I had to back it up. Rewind! Suck the words back in! [Losing it] Okay...from the top! From the top! [Cracking up] 10:10 J: [Clears throat] Four feral besties. Four feral besties. Four feral besties. [Losing their shit and maybe their mind] Four feral besties! Unique New York, unique New York unique New York. [Losing their absolute shit] [Deep breath] Okay! Okay, here we go. [Clears throat]