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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 25th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Woody.
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  Speaker 5: Today is Tuesday. It is August the 25th, 2026. We
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  Speaker 5: are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 5: That is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, hi, Woody.
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  Speaker 3: That right there is Menace.
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  Speaker 8: What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: We've got Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 9: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Seabass is here.
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  Speaker 3: Also, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There's Sammy. Hello. We got Jeff G. There is Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: Morgan.
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  Speaker 5: We got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 5: Bort is here. We got Menji. Phones are open 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 10: You can send us a text if you'd like over
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  Speaker 10: to 22987. Today, August 25th, is National Banana Split Day.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Which I think is an overrated..
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  Speaker 4: No thanks. Why do you need a banana on your
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  Speaker 4: ice cream?
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  Speaker 3: It's good.
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  Speaker 10: I don't like the presentation of it. I don't like the...
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  Speaker 10: Banana's fine. All the flavors are fine. Even, I think,
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  Speaker 10: chopped up banana on ice cream would be better. than
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  Speaker 10: having like the boated bananas.
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  Speaker 3: Like, nah.
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  Speaker 7: I only like the presentation. I don't think it tastes
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  Speaker 7: good at all.
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  Speaker 10: No, because to get the proper, like where you get
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  Speaker 10: a little bit of banana, a little bit of banana,
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  Speaker 10: a little bit of ice cream and all the different
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  Speaker 10: things into one bite is a pain.
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  Speaker 7: In the ass.
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  Speaker 11: No one's denying that ice cream, bananas and chocolate syrup
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  Speaker 11: taste good. What we're talking about is also texture, too,
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  Speaker 11: because you're slicing with a spoon in the banana and
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  Speaker 11: that's slipping on the ice cream.
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  Speaker 7: But also, when's the last time you saw a banana
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  Speaker 7: split in person? It seems so old-timey.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no, I see them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're everywhere.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, God, never.
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  Speaker 5: I took a man to go buy one at a
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  Speaker 5: Baskin-Robbins store.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Put a pin in that.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to need to hear more. It's not as
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  Speaker 5: devious as you think.
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  Speaker 3: Did he put out?
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  Speaker 5: You took it for some ice cream?
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  Speaker 3: That was his banana.
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  Speaker 5: It's a guy, what he knows, Perry Caravello. I was
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  Speaker 5: with him.
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  Speaker 3: He wanted a treat.
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  Speaker 5: And he has done gay things with men for a while.
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  Speaker 2: He has.
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  Speaker 5: But for a job. Long story.
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  Speaker 3: Have you guys heard of Jenny's Ice Cream? They're national.
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  Speaker 3: You can buy them in stores and stuff. I just
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  Speaker 3: had banana cookies and cream ice cream there.
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  Speaker 5: It was so good.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Today is kiss and make up day.
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  Speaker 3: Come here.
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  Speaker 10: National secondhand wardrobe day, which was just thrift store.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Jerks.
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  Speaker 5: And the national whiskey sour day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Uh, menace.
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  Speaker 10: You had something where we've been talking a lot about, uh,
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  Speaker 10: Jeff G and, you know, his parenting, like when it
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  Speaker 10: comes to like the, everything goes in the mail crate, right?
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  Speaker 10: The laptop, the phone, the Xbox and all.
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  Speaker 3: That kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: But you, you've been seeing something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've been talking with friends and, uh, more and more.
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  Speaker 3: We've had kind of discussions about this before, where the
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  Speaker 3: parents are just like returning to becoming children when it
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  Speaker 3: comes to technology and getting fooled by AI. And, uh,
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  Speaker 3: getting scammed and things like that. And there has been
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  Speaker 3: a discussion amongst my friends that, and some of them
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  Speaker 3: have done it. And it's something that you have always
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  Speaker 3: talked about. They're putting them on life 360.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Their parents.
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  Speaker 3: Their parents. So, wow.
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  Speaker 10: See, that's going to be, man, when the script flips
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  Speaker 10: on you, Jeff, that'll be interesting.
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  Speaker 7: That's how you know you're old.
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  Speaker 10: Your kids are collecting your devices, putting you on that
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  Speaker 10: to monitor you.
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  Speaker 3: It's about time they did something for me.
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  Speaker 5: Or you getting a timeout from social media because you.
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  Speaker 3: Keep getting tricked. Yeah, because they just can't talk to
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  Speaker 3: their parents. Their parents don't listen. And they just keep
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  Speaker 3: on falling for scams on social media or through their emails.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like.
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  Speaker 3: We had to do something.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we were watching them piss away our inheritance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they put them on Life 360. So it still
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  Speaker 3: goes back to them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's their inheritance.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure that's why. So tell folks, what services does
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  Speaker 5: Life 360 provide?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't even know.
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  Speaker 9: Woody's talked about it this whole time. And basically, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: you can turn it on and off.
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  Speaker 3: Screen time. We're probably going to have to do it
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  Speaker 3: to Greg soon.
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  Speaker 10: So you could put all kinds of stuff on there.
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  Speaker 10: So right now, I could see where everybody is in
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  Speaker 10: my group.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: You can even put like your pet on there.
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  Speaker 10: I'm saying, but to like, to see like where they are,
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  Speaker 10: like if you have some kind of like tracker for them,
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  Speaker 10: you could set keys. You could set like if your
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  Speaker 10: kids are going out, like our son was getting a
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  Speaker 10: ride from one of his teenage friends. So like, you know,
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  Speaker 10: putting your kid in a car with another teenage driver,
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  Speaker 10: especially in the beginning when they first start doing that,
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  Speaker 10: you're like, right. Until you learn, you know who this
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  Speaker 10: kid is and what kind of driver he is. And,
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  Speaker 10: but this will show, okay, where exactly they are, how
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  Speaker 10: fast the car is going. And you could set something
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  Speaker 10: on there that if like, as I said it for
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  Speaker 10: my son, If he goes over 60 miles an hour,
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  Speaker 10: I get a notification.
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  Speaker 9: That's location, but you can mess with their email and
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  Speaker 9: social media, right?
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  Speaker 5: No, not on Life360.
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  Speaker 7: There are services like that, like Family Link.
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  Speaker 10: That's not on Life360, but also I can draw like, okay,
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  Speaker 10: you said that you're going to be staying in this area.
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  Speaker 10: I can literally go on here, draw a circle, and
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  Speaker 10: if you go outside of that circle, notification.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing. Your brakes lock up. See, Sammy hates this stuff.
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  Speaker 13: I hate it so much because I don't really think it's...
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  Speaker 13: it's protecting the kids as much as it's making you
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  Speaker 13: feel better.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm the one responsible.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, but I mean, you did stuff when you were kids.
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  Speaker 13: We all did stuff when we were kids. We all
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  Speaker 13: turned out okay.
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  Speaker 5: And you better believe if my parents had the technology,
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  Speaker 5: we would have had that. We all turned out okay,
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  Speaker 5: but I know a guy who drowned in a creek.
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  Speaker 3: No, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: People who did make it out okay.
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  Speaker 10: I also got into stuff that, you know, I also
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  Speaker 10: got into stuff, as we all know, that I probably
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  Speaker 10: shouldn't have gotten into. And had I, I don't know,
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  Speaker 10: maybe if there was something like this that I couldn't
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  Speaker 10: get around.
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  Speaker 5: Might not have burned down the woods that one time.
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  Speaker 5: Or done that charity scam after the March of Dimes.
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  Speaker 5: American Heart Association.
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  Speaker 13: I think that the kids who are the more controlled
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  Speaker 13: and the more watched over and the more all of
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  Speaker 13: those things, the second that they are free, they go
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  Speaker 13: a little bit crazier than maybe the average kid who
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  Speaker 13: had a little bit more freedom at a younger age
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  Speaker 13: and learned how to become independent versus the ones who
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  Speaker 13: were controlled.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 14: For too long.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't last long. When you move out and you
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  Speaker 4: go crazy, you maybe have ice cream for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 5: For like a month. Or Greg, get gonorrhea.
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  Speaker 8: Or you get gonorrhea.
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  Speaker 3: Mega horror phase. When it comes to parents, the only
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  Speaker 3: thing that I have, I have access to their ring
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  Speaker 3: cameras and stuff like that. But I don't know where
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  Speaker 3: they're at 24-7.
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  Speaker 7: No, get Family Link.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What was the thing that you saw was like..
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the mom?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my God, I love this woman. She talks about
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  Speaker 7: how she has two kids, and one of them she
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  Speaker 7: can gentle parent. The other one she can't because he's
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  Speaker 7: not gentle, and I love the way she deals with him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: So it's one thing, like, if you have, like, a
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  Speaker 5: pretty chill kid.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, then be gentle whatever.
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  Speaker 15: Then you can.
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  Speaker 5: Not that maybe you should, but, like, you can.
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  Speaker 7: No, but you can't parent them all the same. Some
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  Speaker 7: kids are little hellions.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is what she had to say about that.
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  Speaker 16: I just snatched my son up by his ear.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, snatch.
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  Speaker 2: Not good.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: I just snatched my son up by his ear and
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  Speaker 14: I pulled his ear to.
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  Speaker 10: My mouth and I whispered so hard in his ear
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  Speaker 10: so that he understood.
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  Speaker 5: That I was freaking serious.
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  Speaker 17: Okay.
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  Speaker 16: Cause some, I talk a lot about non-gentle parenting for
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  Speaker 16: non-gentle children.
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  Speaker 6: Hi, that's me. I actually can gentle parent my daughter
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  Speaker 6: because she's a gentle child.
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  Speaker 5: I cannot gentle parent my son. He is not gentle.
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  Speaker 18: He is not gentle.
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  Speaker 19: He is feral and he's seven and he was just
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  Speaker 19: acting a fool.
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  Speaker 20: And a lot of times I'm not embarrassed to parent
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  Speaker 20: my kids the way they need to be parented in public,
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  Speaker 20: in my home.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care where I am.
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  Speaker 2: I truly do not.
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  Speaker 5: If that means if I have to raise my voice,
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  Speaker 5: I'll raise my voice. But this called for me to
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  Speaker 5: lower my voice so low. So I grabbed his ear
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  Speaker 5: and I said, if you continue to act the way.
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  Speaker 14: That you're acting right now, the rest of your day
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  Speaker 14: is going to be absolutely miserable.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
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  Speaker 5: And he pulled away and he was like, yeah. And
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  Speaker 5: I said, And then he walked away and now he's
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  Speaker 5: happily playing outside.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I love that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 10: We've said that to our kids too. Like my wife,
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  Speaker 10: she says it more than I do. She'll go, be invisible.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: It's usually to my daughter. Be invisible.
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  Speaker 5: Get out of my face because she's relentless.
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  Speaker 8: Relentless.
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  Speaker 7: She'll grind you.
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  Speaker 11: It's going to be tough for her being a single
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  Speaker 11: mom because her dad left her for being so annoying.
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  Speaker 5: But I get what she's saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: I like her.
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  Speaker 5: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Exhausting.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Time for your birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to sip and party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: And you know we don't give a fuck because it's
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  Speaker 3: your birthday.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 10: You got Blake Lively, Annoying 39.
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  Speaker 5: Gene Simmons, Overrated 77.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 10: Director Tim Burton, Weird 68. Billy Ray Cyrus, a disaster, 65.
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  Speaker 10: Rachel Ray.
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  Speaker 3: What happened with her?
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  Speaker 7: She's been going through it.
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  Speaker 3: She's partying pretty hard.
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  Speaker 5: She's what pretty hard?
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  Speaker 3: She's partying pretty hard.
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  Speaker 5: She got the Amy Schumer disease or something like that?
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  Speaker 3: Something.
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  Speaker 4: Last show I saw her redoing her house in Italy
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  Speaker 4: and she was wasted the entire time.
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  Speaker 10: She's 58 years old today. Rachel Bilson, she played Summer
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  Speaker 10: on that show, The O.C., back in the day.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, love her.
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  Speaker 5: She's 45. Alexander Skarsgård.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: True Blood, Big Little Lies, 50 years old today. You
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  Speaker 10: got Blair Underwood, who's 62. And then uh also a
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  Speaker 10: very overrated elvis costello who's uh 72 good all right
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  Speaker 10: but like yeah not.
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  Speaker 5: That good the worship is automatic yeah.
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  Speaker 10: There's so much worship when it comes down i like
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  Speaker 10: i said yeah he's i like elvis costello but a
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  Speaker 10: little overrated 72 porno birthday today is aj fresh and
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  Speaker 10: it's a birthday boy no And he has made more
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  Speaker 10: bedrocks than an earthquake. 522 fine films, including Demonic D-Down.
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  Speaker 5: He was in Demon Semen Volume 1.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great name.
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  Speaker 10: He was in Peeing and Anal Fantasies.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Slutty Princess gets plowed. HR Lady gets banged.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: She was in..
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  Speaker 17: Oh, she.
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  Speaker 5: He was in Mary Hormis... There you go, Sammy.
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  Speaker 10: Gangbang, Her Little White Fang, Volume 27. He was in
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  Speaker 10: 10 Inches of Enthusiasm, Volume 1. And who can forget
• 10:49
  Speaker 10: his unforgettable role in Bunny Butt Stuff Gets Her Butt Stuffed.
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  Speaker 3: What's that about?
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: You should check it out. But that is AJ Fresh,
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  Speaker 10: who is 40 years old today. And that is your
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  Speaker 10: porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to take a quick break. More Woody Shows next.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 2: Word to your mother.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, Woody Show podcast listeners?
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  Speaker 9: This Wednesday in Echo Park at Dodgers Habit Home Base,
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  Speaker 9: you can meet up with me, Menace, and Bort at
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  Speaker 9: 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: For a Dodgers watch party.
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  Speaker 9: Also, we have tickets to give away for Dodgers games
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  Speaker 9: and more, like concert tickets, possibly theme park tickets. You're
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  Speaker 9: going to want to be there. That's this Wednesday, August 26th,
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  Speaker 9: starting at 4 p.m. in Echo Park for a Dodgers
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  Speaker 9: watch party. We're going to have a bunch of giveaways.
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  Speaker 9: You're not going to want to miss it. In the meantime,
• 11:43
  Speaker 9: keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 10: It doesn't sound or look appealing at all.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like you've got to pretend that they're actually entertaining.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I don't like pretending. It is exhausting. The
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  Speaker 5: Woody Show. All right, let's see what we got in
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  Speaker 5: the way of trending news headlines. That's you, Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Well, 49ers owner Jed York, he's had a pretty rough
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  Speaker 7: weekend at a trailer park in Ohio.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, man.
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  Speaker 4: This is your boy, Greg. I know, and this is
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  Speaker 4: so embarrassing. First of all, you haven't even gotten to
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  Speaker 4: the punchline.
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  Speaker 3: You go there first. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Well, he was arrested Sunday during a human trafficking task
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  Speaker 7: force operation and was initially accused of engaging in prostitution.
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  Speaker 7: Prosecutors ended up reducing the charge to disorderly conduct. He
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  Speaker 7: pleaded no contest. He was sentenced to one day in
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  Speaker 7: jail in order to pay $ 1, 100 in fines. And now
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  Speaker 7: the NFL is reviewing his arrest and seeing if it's
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  Speaker 7: okay under their personal conduct policy.
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  Speaker 5: So you know the story, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: He goes online.
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  Speaker 10: To this prostitution site and he sees, oh, okay, well,
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  Speaker 10: I can have sex with this hooker for like $ 150.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds great. Something like that.
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  Speaker 10: And then he goes to the trailer park or whatever
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  Speaker 10: and this is where they bust a guy who's a
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  Speaker 10: billionaire and owns an NFL team.
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  Speaker 3: And he's getting $ 100 hookers, dude.
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  Speaker 5: It's like Robert Kraft or Deshaun Watson.
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  Speaker 10: Like all these guys, like, I don't know. I get
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  Speaker 10: the idea that you don't want the relationship. You just
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  Speaker 10: want more of a transactional thing.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 5: But at the same time, man, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: There's better options out there.
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  Speaker 4: Especially you just go to a hotel bar and say, hi,
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jed York.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: That said, Greg, you and I are on the same
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: page with this. I don't have a problem with this
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: idea that you can pay for sex.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think it should be 100% legal.
• 13:33
  Speaker 10: It's not for me, but we're talking about, in this case,
• 13:37
  Speaker 10: two adults. He wasn't trying to hook up with a kid, right?
• 13:40
  Speaker 10: There was nobody underage. It was a service, a prostitution service.
• 13:43
  Speaker 10: I know the trafficking thing, and that's a slippery slope
• 13:48
  Speaker 10: about where do these girls come from and things like that.
• 13:51
  Speaker 10: But I'm talking like if we looked at how marijuana
• 13:55
  Speaker 10: was treated. Not that long ago, grand scheme of things.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Madness.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: And now there's like there's systems in place.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 14:02
  Speaker 10: So if we had legalized prostitution where it's like, all right, well,
• 14:06
  Speaker 10: we know where this we could document where this girl
• 14:09
  Speaker 10: came from, that she wasn't trafficked or whatever is selling
• 14:13
  Speaker 10: their services.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: And it's all set up and there's testing involved for
• 14:18
  Speaker 10: diseases and things like that.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: And fine. Exactly. All good.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: This always comes up when you talk about legalizing prostitution.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: But some of these women are trafficked.
• 14:26
  Speaker 10: Well, that's not what I'm talking about. That's not what
• 14:28
  Speaker 10: I'm talking about at all. There's a separation there. We're
• 14:30
  Speaker 10: talking about consenting adults. My biggest what is you're a
• 14:35
  Speaker 10: billionaire and you own an NFL team and you have
• 14:37
  Speaker 10: to try to get $ 150 vagina off the internet.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you go to a trailer park.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: That's how you stay rich.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: You don't pay for the expensive one.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: There's thousands of women that would probably throw themselves at you.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go to any bar and go, I own the 49ers.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Hi, I'm Jed York.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: Don't look past your name, Jed.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: I got to look him up. Is he hot?
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't think so.
• 15:03
  Speaker 14: He's younger, though, than I expected for an NFL owner.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: He looks like some dude you would see in the office.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: He does.
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: He kind of looks like a tech bro.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: He looks like he'd wear dockers.
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he does look like he'd wear dockers. Well, prosecutors
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: are back at it after Lindsay Clancy's defense rested calling
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: mental health experts to challenge the claim that she was
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: suffering from postpartum psychosis when she killed her three children.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: A forensic psychologist testified that he thinks Lindsay had decided
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: to die and thought her children would suffer without her
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: rather than being driven by a hallucination. He also questioned
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: the hallucination because She said she never heard the voice
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: before or after the killings. Court ended abruptly after the
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: psychologist brought up Lindsay's Catholic upbringing and called suicide a
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: mortal sin. And that led the defense to unsuccessfully seek
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: a mistrial. The whole thing is a circus, as we
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: all know. People are so captivated because there's no question
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: that Lindsay killed her children. The question is whether she
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: was legally responsible or experiencing postpartum psychosis.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: You're legally responsible.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Again, you did it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 10: The reason you did it could be because you're insane postpartum,
• 16:07
  Speaker 10: which I do recognize that as a real thing.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: And that sucks. That would be awful to go through.
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: But if it results in you killing a child or
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: killing a person, you're still responsible.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Is this the one where we decide, does she go
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: to a prison or a hospital?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Is that where we're at?
• 16:24
  Speaker 10: You know what's mental are all these women who are
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: out there in the pink shirts and they're treating her
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: like some kind of weird..
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here there's a here's a news.
• 16:34
  Speaker 10: Report from one of the news stations in in Boston
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: because the trial is happening in Massachusetts.
• 16:41
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: And this is about these these women who are supporting.
• 16:47
  Speaker 21: An astounding show of support today for Lindsay Clancy. Hundreds
• 16:51
  Speaker 21: of women, all dressed in pink, cheered the accused mom
• 16:55
  Speaker 21: as she arrived in a police caravan.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Cheered her? Yeah. Cheered her. I'm sorry, can you recap?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Sympathize with her? Fine.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Sympathize with her?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: But like, cheered her?
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: What are you cheering?
• 17:06
  Speaker 21: And for her murder trial. Supporters ran across the field
• 17:10
  Speaker 21: to greet Lindsay. Some came with their babies.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy. Keep them away from her.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: If your mom's wearing a pink shirt, look out.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sleep with one eye open.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look out.
• 17:20
  Speaker 21: They held up heart hands for the mom who strangled
• 17:23
  Speaker 21: her three young children, then jumped from the second floor window,
• 17:27
  Speaker 21: leaving her paralyzed for life.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: It's a buzz around here, guys.
• 17:31
  Speaker 21: Fox News legal analyst Chanley Painter, a former prosecutor, actually
• 17:35
  Speaker 21: wore pink in her live report as she spoke to
• 17:38
  Speaker 21: Lindsay's defense attorney, who was greeted with cheers.
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this guy comes out as if Mick Jagger hit
• 17:44
  Speaker 10: the stage.
• 17:45
  Speaker 14: Hey guys, what do you think of the support for
• 17:47
  Speaker 14: Lindsay Clancy out here?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I have no words.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: No words?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
• 17:53
  Speaker 21: But others are taking to social media to express shock
• 17:56
  Speaker 21: over the display of support for 36-year-old Lindsay. Are people
• 18:00
  Speaker 21: really cheering for someone who murdered her kids?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 14: Three babies were strangled.
• 18:05
  Speaker 18: What?
• 18:06
  Speaker 21: Today in court, the judge called up each juror one
• 18:10
  Speaker 21: by one for a private conversation. It's not known what
• 18:13
  Speaker 21: was discussed, but we do know that the jury saw
• 18:17
  Speaker 21: Lindsay's army of supporters as they entered the courthouse.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, what?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Psycho.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Again, postpartum depression. That's a thing. I understand. I'm
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: not saying I can relate. I understand.
• 18:30
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: It doesn't change the fact that she killed these kids
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: and we shouldn't be sitting there cheering on this woman.
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: It's one thing to bring attention to postpartum depression, but
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: when you're making it as if like, oh, well then,
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: you know, yeah, postpartum depression.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: She's a hero.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like that's the weirdest. Here's when I hear another ring.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Sounds like a party.
• 18:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah, are they getting paid to do this by the
• 18:50
  Speaker 13: defense to like sway people?
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: It's so weird. So you think I'm the king of
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: terrible analogies.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: Here is this woman, and by the way, there's a
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: lot of women who are posting videos of themselves online,
• 19:04
  Speaker 10: like being emotional and taking ice for whatever reason, throwing
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: it into showers, into bathtubs.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: As a show of support for her. Like, I'm Lindsay Clancy.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: I'm Lindsay Clancy. It's like, you're doing this for attention
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Sure. Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: A lot of these people are making it about them.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: But this woman, this is a terrible analogy.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Listen to this.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Stop thinking about.
• 19:24
  Speaker 16: These kids as people and think about them as ceramic
• 19:27
  Speaker 16: vases for just one second for me.
• 19:29
  Speaker 19: Okay.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: And it's a picture.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: She's showing the picture of the three little babies of
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: the three kids that this chick killed.
• 19:35
  Speaker 16: To help me make this point, I want you to
• 19:37
  Speaker 16: think of these kids as if they were very expensive
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: ceramic vases in a museum. And instead of thinking about psychosis,
• 19:45
  Speaker 16: we're going to think about epilepsy. So imagine that Lindsay
• 19:49
  Speaker 16: is in a museum and she is a person with epilepsy.
• 19:52
  Speaker 14: She was being treated by a doctor.
• 19:54
  Speaker 16: She hadn't really been properly diagnosed and they were tinkering
• 19:56
  Speaker 16: with her medications trying to get it right. So now
• 19:59
  Speaker 16: epileptic Lindsay is walking through this museum and there are
• 20:02
  Speaker 16: these three priceless ceramic vases there, each sitting on a
• 20:06
  Speaker 16: little stoop. And what we know happens next for a
• 20:09
  Speaker 16: fact is that Lindsay breaks those priceless vases.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Vases.
• 20:13
  Speaker 14: They are damaged beyond repair. They cannot be fixed.
• 20:16
  Speaker 16: Everybody knows that Lindsay did it. And she herself said,
• 20:19
  Speaker 16: oh my God, I broke those vases. I can't believe
• 20:22
  Speaker 16: I did that. And the museum curator is saying, you
• 20:24
  Speaker 16: did that on purpose. And I'm going to prosecute you
• 20:27
  Speaker 16: for damaging my vases. And she's saying, no, I had
• 20:31
  Speaker 16: a seizure. I couldn't control.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: What was happening.
• 20:33
  Speaker 14: My body was acting without me. It's not my fault.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: I had a seizure.
• 20:38
  Speaker 16: That is what is happening in this case.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: But she didn't have a seizure.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Terrific analogy.
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: It's a terrible, like, okay, but they're not vases. These
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: are children. These are people, human beings, defenseless.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: And you didn't have a seizure and killed them all immediately.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Can I ask two quick questions?
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Glad she's paralyzed.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. So this story is not on my radar
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: at all. Did this happen in Massachusetts? Yeah. Okay, so
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: this happened in Massachusetts. And then my second question is-
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Was that there? No, they said that the trial was there.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know where this was happening. Okay, the second
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: question is, so there's no gray area. She actually did this. Now,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: the defense is that she was on some medication from
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: a doctor.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: They were tinkering with her depression and psychosis medication because
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: of postpartum depression.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: So she's blaming that she was high on medication.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Well, they hadn't gotten the medication dialed in.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: It's postpartum. It's all these... She's being treated. She's hearing voices.
• 21:40
  Speaker 13: And she was, I mean, doctors and her family knew
• 21:42
  Speaker 13: that she was having thoughts of harming the children and
• 21:44
  Speaker 13: they still left her alone with them.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: But she's blaming that she was given medication.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Her defense.
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: It's a not guilty by reason of insanity claim.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: And I understand.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: I can sympathize. Like you said, I can understand. I
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: can sympathize. Women supporting like it's it's about time that
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: postpartum depression is.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I'm with that, too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: But the cheering is insane.
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: Is beyond that's that's okay so that's the part that's
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: crazy to me yes that's the.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Whole point of the conversation like a party yeah yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: Like we're we're cheering for you know as the van
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: goes by like as if she's like some kind of
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: hero yeah even.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: If they're all in a sea of pink shirts and
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: they're silent but the cheering is wild that is so creepy.
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: Yep cheering the lawyer oh People making the videos. You're
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: comparing babies to vases.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Like, what are you doing?
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, stop thinking of them as children.
• 22:33
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: As you have the picture of these three babies on there,
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: it sucks. Again, this idea of not guilty by reason
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: of insanity to me is insane. You did it. You
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: still got to pay the price for it. At least
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: we understand people always want that closure about why somebody
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: did it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Well, we know why. Because you're insane. And that should
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: be it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: She tried to off herself from a tombstone. Two-story building? Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: How about 20?
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: We've all done that sneaking out as teens.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Aim higher, bitch.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Well, Target is apologizing after a kid's Halloween costume made
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: it all the way onto the website before people noticed
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: it was kind of racist. The costume was called the
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: Glows Under Blacklight Circus Clown.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: There's a picture.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: There you go. And it features a black and orange bodysuit,
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: black gloves, and a hood with a huge exaggerated smile
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: and a tiny little top hat. And Target even used
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: a black boy to model it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: That's where they messed up.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah. And critics say the whole thing looks way too
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: similar to those old minstrel show imageries, you know, way
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: back in the day.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: This costume is not for..
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: Black kids the same way that purple suits are not
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: meant for me like it's not it's not for me
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: this is not for black children like if you would
• 23:45
  Speaker 10: have had a white kid in this i don't know
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: if anybody would have said noticed no they wouldn't notice
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: right but i think pose that's because i think because
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: he has a naturally brown face along with these other things.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Well the exaggerated mouth it makes.
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: It more like it looks like a blackface thing but
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: he's he really has a black face like that he's
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: a black kid yeah You know, if he would.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Have had like some redheaded kid in here.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody would have said anything.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: Not at all.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Well, Target, yeah. It's just, you know, it's just not for.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Bad choice.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Maybe for like a black child.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Not for you, this one.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: Go with the other clown costume or something if you
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: want to be a clown so bad.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Like the pattern itself is kind of intriguing.
• 24:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: Well, finally, remember how Ennis Cantor Freedom tried to make
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: a point by declaring himself eligible for the WNBA draft?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: The league has said no thank you to that.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Weirdo, man. Oh, he should sue them.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: Well, Cantor and former NBA player Royce White both claim
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: they should be eligible for the 2027 draft as part
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: of the protest over transgender eligibility rules. And the WNBA.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Believe all women.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: Well, now they told both of those guys to pound sand.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Both of these what? People. Ladies.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Gentle women.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: How are they identifying?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Women.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Well, let's respect that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Both of these ladies depend.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Can't pick and choose.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Cantor was thrown out of Sunday's Fever Sky game after
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: a courtside argument with Chicago's Natasha Cloud, where he actually
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: stepped onto the court before getting kicked out. So the
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: league is deciding whether he'll be banned from future games.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Because I'm sure he's going just because he's a huge fan.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: That's what's going on, buddy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back, everybody.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Just getting caught up on the trending news headlines and
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: one of the stories. It's been in the news a
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: lot is this Lindsay Clancy case in Massachusetts where this woman,
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: she killed her three kids and then she, like, jumped
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: off a building.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Two entire stories.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Two stories, but now she's, like, paralyzed.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: But then all these, like, people who are..
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Cheering her on. Bizarre.
• 25:51
  Speaker 10: And I understand, like, it's in support of, you know,
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: an understanding of postpartum and mental health stuff.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: And the people, and Sammy, I think, made a bit
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: of the point there about, you know, there were some
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: people that knew that she.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Was hearing voices.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: And she wasn't feeling like that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. Okay.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: All that's fine.
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: I just draw the line at, like, cheering as her
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: van transporting her from the jail to the courthouse passes by.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: That's not great.
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: You know, the way that you see, like, you know,
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: the Canyon of Champions for a ticker tape parade or
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: something like this woman killed three kids and this other
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: woman making a comparison about, well, let's just not look
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: at them as children. Let's let's pretend for a second
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: they were. really expensive vases in a museum. And this
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: person has epilepsy and somebody made a really good point. Well,
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: if you have on the text, if you have epilepsy,
• 26:40
  Speaker 10: you stay away from really expensive vases.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 26:43
  Speaker 10: You don't go to the museum, which is part of
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: what the trial is bringing up about like who knew
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: and what.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Was going on.
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: And, you know, is there a responsibility of these, you know,
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: therapists and things like that to be able to step
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: in and keep somebody like this away from these children.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: So she doesn't kill them.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: So she doesn't break the vases.
• 27:02
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Don't knock the vases.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, if she shared that she was going to
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: harm the children, absolutely. She should have been away from them.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Like, why are you still doing that? Do you know
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: what did also something I saw?
• 27:13
  Speaker 9: Do you know that they already letting Perez Hilton hang
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: around his kids?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Is he out?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: But I think supervised.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, supervised. But still, dude, way too soon.
• 27:25
  Speaker 13: He turned over custody to his parents, though.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: But still, man, way too soon. I mean, after seeing
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: the videos myself, like, man, give it a couple months.
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: Let them get it together.
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: You want to hear a real get the F out
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: of here? And this is, man, as a person who
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: already hates the not guilty by reason of insanity defense,
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: because you did do it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: The phrase itself doesn't make sense.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: You did it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: And the reason you– if anything, it's closure because that's
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: what people.
• 27:51
  Speaker 14: Want to know.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Well, why?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Why do they do it?
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Well, we know why because they're crazy. It doesn't mean
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: you didn't do it. Now you pay the price. You're
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: debt to society, whatever it is. You've got to be
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: away from people. If you are so crazy that you
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: can't control yourself, you definitely need to be locked away.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: And that's always been my understanding. My understanding is that,
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: all right, well, if it's an insanity plea– It's not
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: like this person is out on the street and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: But here's a story back in 2021. This chick in Florida,
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: her name is Precious. Precious Bland. Are you familiar with
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: this story at all, Gina? You like all this true
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: crime stuff.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: No, that name doesn't sound familiar. You'd think it would.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Well, she drowned her 15-month-old daughter in a bathtub, stabbed
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: her husband and her teenage daughter. And here's how the
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: ruling just went on all three counts.
• 28:39
  Speaker 22: As to count one aggravated manslaughter, the defendant is not
• 28:42
  Speaker 22: guilty by reason of insanity. As to count two attempted
• 28:45
  Speaker 22: murder in the first degree, the defendant is not guilty
• 28:47
  Speaker 22: by reason of insanity. And as to count three attempted
• 28:51
  Speaker 22: murder in the first degree, the defendant is not guilty
• 28:53
  Speaker 22: by reason of insanity.
• 28:54
  Speaker 10: OK, so all three not guilty by reason of insanity.
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: Here's some more on the news report.
• 29:00
  Speaker 19: Moments after learning she would not be convicted, Precious Bland
• 29:03
  Speaker 19: spoke briefly outside the courtroom.
• 29:06
  Speaker 18: God is good.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: This doesn't bring back my daughter.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I'm thankful.
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: I love my children.
• 29:16
  Speaker 19: State prosecutors tried to prove that this mother of six
• 29:19
  Speaker 19: killed her 15-month-old because she told investigators her husband was cheating.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: The judge didn't buy it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 22: That theory doesn't make sense to me that she decided to...
• 29:30
  Speaker 22: to do all the things that she did, going to
• 29:33
  Speaker 22: all the neighbors, calling her family members.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Have you heard that country song, Before He Cheats?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Carrie Underwood.
• 29:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you're dragging keys along the side of whatever souped
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: up four-wheel drive.
• 29:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah, took a Louisville slug under both headlights.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: People, when they find out they're being cheated on, they
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: lose their mind a bit.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: But hold on, wait a minute. If it's not that,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: what is it?
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Wait till you hear it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: What this defense went.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: With, Greg.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: And it worked.
• 30:01
  Speaker 22: Putting the kids in the water, all of it because
• 30:03
  Speaker 22: she was angry due to.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Some perceived infidelity.
• 30:06
  Speaker 19: Her lawyers argued Bland was overcome by the voices in
• 30:09
  Speaker 19: her head and had a COVID-induced psychotic break.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: A COVID-induced psychotic break.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Can we all use that?
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: That's the first I've heard of that one.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Keep in mind, this is 2021.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: A COVID-induced psychotic break.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Hold on, guys. This story gets even better.
• 30:27
  Speaker 12: There's so much that we don't know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: This is the lawyer. This is the lawyer.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: OK, so COVID-induced psychotic break. Here's the lawyer.
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: There's so much that we don't know about COVID. And
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: this was one of the first cases in the country
• 30:40
  Speaker 12: to go to trial on COVID-19 in the defense to murder.
• 30:45
  Speaker 19: Now, after a judge cleared her of criminal responsibility in
• 30:48
  Speaker 19: her daughter's death, she says she's focused on moving forward.
• 30:52
  Speaker 18: I'm just ready to get my life back together.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, move on.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: My husband and my children.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Just move forward.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: First of all, if your husband sticks around, he's insane. Yeah,
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: how's he still there? You stabbed him.
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: You stabbed your other teenage daughter who's still alive. If
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: she has anything to do with you, she needs a shrink.
• 31:08
  Speaker 14: She needs help.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: You killed your 15-month-old daughter, and you're just looking forward
• 31:12
  Speaker 10: to moving on with your life.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: She's not in jail. The judge ruled that she would
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: not be institutionalized. She is out.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: She is home.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: How?
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: Under a court-ordered treatment plan, which only says that she
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: has to live with her sister, continue psychotherapy and psychiatric follow-ups.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll check on that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: Take her prescribed medications, and she has to abstain from
• 31:35
  Speaker 10: alcohol and illicit drugs. Otherwise, she is free to live
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: her life.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: She is out.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Oh, hell no.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: In these streets.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: But that's it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Even though she's declared insane.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: This whole not guilty by reason of insanity, this woman
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: killed her baby, stabbed her husband and her teenage daughter,
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: and she gets to move on with her life because
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: she's insane? That is insane.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting, guys.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: And who's going to follow up on that?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Nobody.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Some county worker on Friday will say, you know what?
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It's Friday. I'll check next week.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: And of course you're crazy. Your name is precious.
• 32:10
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: And did you hear her?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: She sounds nuts.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Woody, God is good. COVID-induced? What?
• 32:18
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: All right, lawyer Sammy.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: God's only good to her.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Sammy, you're the queen of coming to the defense on somebody.
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: I think she needs to join the law office because
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: she always has something.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm... Hmm.
• 32:32
  Speaker 13: Is this a COVID, like, from the illness COVID? Or
• 32:36
  Speaker 13: is it saying, like, isolation due to situation?
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: COVID got the angle?
• 32:41
  Speaker 13: Maybe, yeah, the psychosis from isolation, which we know could happen.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: But everybody had that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 13: And, you know, but her child was reminding her of
• 32:49
  Speaker 13: her cheating husband, and it was like, you know, she
• 32:51
  Speaker 13: didn't want reminders.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: And that's a punishment to him.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Like, the woman is not... Not even in a mental institution.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: I thought those were the choices.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: No, dude, she's living with her sister. She gets to
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: move on.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: The hell kind of sister is this?
• 33:06
  Speaker 17: I know.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Do you remember Susan Smith who put her kids in
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: the car and rolled them into a lake?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: The lake, yeah. And people were like, baby killer.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that energy, guys?
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: All the people that were gathered outside the courthouse to
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: yell at her and scream, baby, kill her.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: The anger, the outrage, because this woman killed her kids.
• 33:24
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Nobody asked or cared why she did it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: And I don't either. But can we bring back that energy?
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Where's that?
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: This is upside down, man.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: This is crazy, dude. Crazy.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: It's an upside down world, dude.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: The earth isn't flat. It's upside down.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Somebody texted in, don't let your feelings become felonies.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: That's so good.
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 22987.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: We'll move on from here. That is shocking.
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: That story is so big, and there's all this stuff
• 33:55
  Speaker 10: going around it. This, the Luigi thing. It's like there's
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: so much circus around these cases. I believe that people
• 34:08
  Speaker 10: do things because they're insane. I'm not denying that. I'm
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: not denying that people lose it with postpartum depression or whatever,
• 34:15
  Speaker 10: or when they find out that they're being cheated on.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: But that doesn't make your actions just free and easy.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't mean you're not responsible for your actions.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: You still did it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Text over to you. It's making me crazy.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: I can't be held responsible for what I do next.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: All right, man.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Finders keepers. Not a real thing. There's not a finders
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: keepers law.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: I thought there was when it comes to shipwrecks and
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: stuff like that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, maybe with that.
• 34:49
  Speaker 10: So I'm not sure if you saw anything about this story.
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: This guy in Georgia. Menaces involves Walmart.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet.
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: He found 30 bucks on the floor while he was
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: at Walmart. He picked it up and just went about
• 35:04
  Speaker 10: his day.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: As most would.
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: Now, the person who accidentally dropped it called the police,
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: and the guy who picked it up was a wanted man.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: The police department posted a surveillance photo asking the public
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: to help identify the guy.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: He didn't pull the money out of this guy's pocket.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: It was just on the ground.
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 10: And he picked it up. Now, eventually, the guy did
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: return the money. The owner decided to drop the charges.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was nice. Like, dude, you're the one.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Who lost your money.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of on you.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: So, again, so much for finders keepers, man. Next time
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: you see money on the ground, Call your lawyer first.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Leave it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Make sure it's okay to pick it up.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Am I misremembering? Didn't that happen to you, Sammy?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: It did happen to me.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: You and your siblings?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 13: When I was like a kid, found 20 bucks on
• 35:46
  Speaker 13: the floor at Walmart, picked it up. And then right
• 35:48
  Speaker 13: after that, in the next aisle, my brother found another
• 35:51
  Speaker 13: 20 bucks.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Can you hear that construction?
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Everybody?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know if the audience can hear it. Sammy
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: is ripping. Go to the bathroom.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 13: And but my parents let us keep it because it's cash.
• 36:03
  Speaker 13: Anyone you brought it to, even if it was a
• 36:05
  Speaker 13: Walmart worker, would just say.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Gee, Sammy.
• 36:11
  Speaker 14: I thought you said you didn't fart.
• 36:13
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 14: They could just pocket it. Anyone that you tried to
• 36:17
  Speaker 14: hand over the cash to would go, OK, great.
• 36:19
  Speaker 18: Thanks.
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: There's no way to prove whose it ever was.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: Well, I guess that there's cameras inside the store. But
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: I mean, who's going through all that? Well, the one
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: and only time I found $ 20.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I guess you are.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Obligated to bring it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Are you?
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: Okay, here's the difference. Let's say you found it outside
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: on a public street. What are you supposed to do
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: with it there? I understand, like, okay, you dropped it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: It's inside, you know, a store.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: That's not a public.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 36:45
  Speaker 18: Right?
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Because that's a privately owned business.
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: True.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: But it didn't come from the business.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: You don't know that. That's what I'm saying. How do
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: It's more of like, hey, I'm inside. I'm on someone's property.
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: Let me check with the person whose property it is.
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: Put it in the lost and found. As opposed to,
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: I found this in the middle of a park.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Or just blowing down the street.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: And I have a problem, too. And you may have
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: this issue with your kids, Woody. If there's a stray
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: $ 5 laying on a table in my house..
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Because they're like, oh, sweet, I found $ 5.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: I'm like, you didn't find anything. That's clearly not yours.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Where did you get $ 5?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: The one and only time I found $ 20 was in
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: a train station and I did the ye olde step
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: on it and then pretend to tie my shoe and
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: then scoop it up.
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: And talk it up.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Because nobody wants to see you finding the money. They
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: can say, hey, that's mine.
• 37:40
  Speaker 19: Oh, wait, you know what?
• 37:41
  Speaker 14: I remembered I did.
• 37:42
  Speaker 13: I was at a little street market thing and found just,
• 37:45
  Speaker 13: it was a wad of cash on the ground.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: Damn, Sammy.
• 37:48
  Speaker 13: But it was probably like $ 15 just in random bills.
• 37:50
  Speaker 13: And I found it and I picked it up. And
• 37:53
  Speaker 13: I looked around to all the people around me and
• 37:55
  Speaker 13: people who saw me pick it up and everyone just
• 37:57
  Speaker 13: threw their hands up and went.
• 37:58
  Speaker 14: Like, I don't know, not mine.
• 37:59
  Speaker 13: And they were kind of like, I guess it's yours now.
• 38:01
  Speaker 14: And I just kept it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: So I wonder.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I wonder if in this particular case, like this guy,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: you know, they're looking for him.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: They were going to charge him, you know, with finding money.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Let's say I'm walking through Walmart. I pick it up.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: And I go, anybody drop any money?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I said that. I said, anybody drop it? Of course,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: somebody else would come in and buy.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. 10 people.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: A 20 and a 10.
• 38:24
  Speaker 18: Yep.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: Liars.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Those look like mine. Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: But by saying that, and let's say for the sake
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: of argument, nobody comes forward, then can I keep it?
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Because I did ask.
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: That's true. Yes, that's fair.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: That's all you can do.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: I can at least make the argument that I tried.
• 38:41
  Speaker 23: Right.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I said something.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I spoke up.
• 38:44
  Speaker 17: Mm-hmm.
• 38:45
  Speaker 14: And if you don't keep it, somebody else will when
• 38:47
  Speaker 14: it's not theirs either.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Because my roommate in college lost $ 100 at Walmart because
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: everything was cash and we were trying to go on
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: a road trip. And she goes, maybe if I call
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: the store, they'll give me $ 100. And we started laughing.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: My girl doesn't work that way.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Somebody makes a good point. Like, you know, it's not yours.
• 39:03
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: You know, it's not your 30 bucks. It's like if you..
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: Pick up money on the side of the highway after, like,
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: the doors of a bridge drove.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: You know how that's... They always find those people.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: You know how that's happened?
• 39:13
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Where, like, you know, somehow the money ends up going
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: all over the place?
• 39:18
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Best day ever.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Now, I think you should be able to pick it up. Like, whoops!
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: You're bad.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: Sorry you didn't lock your door.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: It didn't come from the truck. It's different money. It
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: just happened to be there.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: It has serial numbers.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: This was totally separate. It's getting louder. Sammy.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: I think something's going to come through the floor.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: True.
• 39:38
  Speaker 24: Yep.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Text over to 22987. More Woody shows next. And has
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: ball hairs.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, has like a stem with little ball hairs on top. Okay.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. We'll be right back. It's like Russian roulette.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: But with jizz.
• 39:56
  Speaker 18: Jizz.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It's sexy.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Woody, Greg.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Yo.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Manis.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: What up?
• 40:05
  Speaker 17: Hi.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Gina Grant.
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: Hello.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: We are The Woody Show.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Phones open 877-44-WOODY. Text us 22987. This is another one
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: of those subway takes. You like that account.
• 40:22
  Speaker 18: I do.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: I'm kind of obsessed with that account. I like hearing
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: all these opinions.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: And this guy has made a whole career.
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: Kareem Rama, yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He just gets on the subway and chats with people.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: All he has to say is, so what's your take?
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: And then they just go for it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: He's got like a little..
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: Like one of those little wireless lavalier mics attached to
• 40:41
  Speaker 10: an MTA card.
• 40:42
  Speaker 17: Yep.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Use that as like a mic flag and just..
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Let them go.
• 40:46
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Let them cook.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: That's a job, Greg.
• 40:48
  Speaker 18: I know.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: What's easier, that or unboxing?
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Just when you think you got a pretty decent job,
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 40:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Unboxing. Unboxing. I think that would be easier.
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: A lot of you asking about my Target haul. No,
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: we didn't.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: The toys.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Dude, I saw a really funny video. I got to
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: see if I can find it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Where..
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: This guy's like, all right, man, please stop it with
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: the following phrases. Well, everybody's been asking me.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: No, they haven't.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Not one of them. We brought that up before. A
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: lot of these influencers, you know, everybody's been asking me about.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: No, they haven't.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: About my skincare routine.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: No, they have not.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: They have not.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Unless they show the comments in the video, then no
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: one's asking. Because people do ask. It's not saying 100%
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: that they don't. But the people that are like legit
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: are having people ask, always show all the comments like
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: in the video.
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: How about one person asked me, somebody asked me, not
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: people or everyone's asking me.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: All of you are asking.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: No, it's not like, yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: Then you look and you're like, they have like 4,000 followers.
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: Everybody's asking me. I do believe it in one context.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: And that is my favorite subject, interior design stuff. People
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: will say, what paint color did you use on that wall?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: It looks so good. I do believe people ask that. Hey, guys.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: A lot of people are asking about my Sherwin-Williams color.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: It depends on who it is. What's the line from Sherwin-Williams?
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: If it's the Property Brothers, sure.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: If it's randomity.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: That I believe.
• 42:14
  Speaker 10: Menace used to do this a lot when social media
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: was a very new thing, and these companies were hiring
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: social media professionals.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Directors and stuff.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: To run major companies.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Major companies.
• 42:28
  Speaker 10: And they're in the press release and they're spouting off
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: all this garbage about this and that. And they really
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: know what they're talking about. And then men would always
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: pull up their personal accounts.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: And they had no followers.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Horrible.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: There was nobody.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I get it. You're the youngest person in the company
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: and you know how to use the internet.
• 42:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: But you shouldn't be in charge of a Fortune 500
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: company running their whole campaign.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: There's one that I saw just recently. It's only about
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: a couple days old in my world that I can
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: already die. And it's the phrase, kind of chic.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's everywhere right now.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: That's a new thing.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Kind of chic.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: There's something new for you.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Hey, CBass.
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: Kind of chic that I got jury duty.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: What was the stupid one?
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: We just played that. The loser who's pretending he's dying
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: with this demure person.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 11: I think what Menace is talking about is these companies
• 43:16
  Speaker 11: are looking for anything.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: And if some stupid..
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Something to take off.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Usually a drag queen or a gay guy says something sassy.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: The tastemakers.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: That's what we're using. That's what we're talking about all summer.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: We're going to run with it. We're going to run
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: with Paul tonight. We're going to shoehorn it into something
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: that we're making.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Every Target commercial.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: See, guys, we're cool.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: We're relatable.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Look at us. Fellow kids. All right, so this is
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: a Subway take.
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is a comedian Paris Sache.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: All right, let's see what you think about this.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: So what's your take?
• 43:44
  Speaker 20: I think straight men should go back to being men
• 43:48
  Speaker 20: so so many women can stop becoming gay. we're in
• 43:51
  Speaker 20: a world now where straight men are doing a lot
• 43:54
  Speaker 20: of feminine things as the women say they're being sassy
• 43:57
  Speaker 20: which is making women decide they don't want to date
• 44:00
  Speaker 20: them anymore so they're becoming gay but they're not really
• 44:02
  Speaker 20: gay they're just doing it holy because dating men also
• 44:07
  Speaker 20: feel like you're dating.
• 44:08
  Speaker 17: A lesbian let me ask a qualifying question are you gay.
• 44:11
  Speaker 20: I am gay i haven't fallen in love with them
• 44:13
  Speaker 20: i'm upset that they're polluting the gay community They're not
• 44:17
  Speaker 20: building houses anymore. They have to go back to being
• 44:21
  Speaker 20: men so women can go back to dating them.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dudes.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Let's go back to building houses.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Right, Greg? Because it's a choice. Right. You become gay.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: You can choose it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I don't like that guy.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be with chicks.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be gay now. Right. That's how it works.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Without naming names, I'm going to say I truly believe
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: that some people are as gay as their options. And
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: what I mean by that is I know, I know
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: a few women.
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: Butchie ladies, one in particular, maybe that's not the, uh,
• 44:55
  Speaker 10: the word I would use CBS, but let's just say
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: they don't get a lot of attention from dudes.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: And then all of a sudden they're like, you know,
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: into chicks because they will find, you know, some women
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: who are like into them.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: And of course they're like the, the butchy, you know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: dude equation. Or dude part of the equation. That's the
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: term that lesbians use, butch and femme.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: So it's all good.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: It's appropriate.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: You know how I very much concern myself with the
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: political correct way to, yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Because it's important. It's important.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: You're free to say butch.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: It's important.
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: And when I say only as gay as your options,
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: because I have known and I have seen first, no, secondhand,
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: not firsthand.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 45:39
  Speaker 10: When there is a dude who all of a sudden
• 45:41
  Speaker 10: shows interest, what do you know?
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: Not gay anymore.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Not a lesbian anymore.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I ain't gay no more.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I don't carry a woman's purse.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: Well, I thought because it was like a big thing
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: about the coming out and I'm a lesbian now and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 10: And then now there's a dude who's shown interest and
• 45:59
  Speaker 10: is part of it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold it. Wait.
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: But I think you're only as gay as some people.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Now, for you, Greg, I believe that you are living
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: your true life. Your true self. I'm living my truth.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think that you made a choice.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: It's just a phase. I think some people. I might
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: grow out of it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: You're right. I know women who have dabbled with ladies.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: And gone back.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: And I also know a man who Sammy also knows.
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: who was as gay as his options and is no
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: longer gay.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: One man, but more women than men.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: You know what else is interesting? The phenomenon of like
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: late in life lesbians. I'm talking like mid to late 60s.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden they kind of get
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: into art and then they cut their hair real short
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: and they're usually divorced. And then next thing you know,
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: they're hanging out with Linda.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, their new partner.
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: She's my roommate.
• 46:50
  Speaker 15: Is she?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Menace, is there anything you want to tell us? What
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: The text says, Menace is super gay. Just look at
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: all the stuff he does.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: He goes crazy for Tyler.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: You're making lesbians.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: He goes crazy for Tyler and Randy. He's got nacho
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: as his beard.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: That's true. Giving you the floor in case there's anything
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: you want to tell us.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: They got me figured out.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: We talked about what to do on the weekend. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: went to Sephora.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I went to Ulta. Looked at purses. Kendall Jenner face spray.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Whatever it is.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Stop that Gucci.
• 47:19
  Speaker 11: If they are going to dabble in lesbianism, Greg, it's
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: between ages 18 to 22. And then 58 to 62.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Way late.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: I had a relative like that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: The other time that it could be by choice, okay,
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: is the whole gay for the stay idea of like
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: if you're in prison.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: But they don't count that, right?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: They always say it's not gay if you don't push back.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: It's like drunk cigarettes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. Those don't count. We just don't talk
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: about it. Yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: But gay for the stay, like, all right, well, look,
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I'm doing a five-year run.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Like we all get it here, right?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: We're cool, right, bros?
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: What happens here stays here, right?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: Maybe it's just because I'm 1,000% hetero, but I was like, well,
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: I could just deal with it myself.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Joe time.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Joe years.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You're not an amputee.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: You have your hands.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, you don't have any experience.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's different when you're there.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: And when you hook up with a bigger guy and
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: then he's your protection throughout your stay.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: You have to hold on to his pocket.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: That's a different thing. That's an exchange of goods.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to pretend that.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I'm in love with him.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: In that situation, would you consider it? Like if it
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: meant protection for you?
• 48:24
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Hetero.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: And if you could receive, not give.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, well, hello.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: The dream.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: But I've been reading.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: A lot of these.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: And Woody, a good book for you from Taylor Sheridan
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: about how to survive in prison.
• 48:36
  Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I heard about that book. You would like this.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: Taylor Sheridan is the guy who did Yellowstone, right? The
• 48:41
  Speaker 10: show creator for Yellowstone.
• 48:42
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: Did he go to prison? One of his good buddies
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: when he was coming up in LA did go to prison.
• 48:47
  Speaker 11: And this is the guy they wrote Dogtown. Dogtown with
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: the one with, I was about to say C-Town. The
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: one with Jeremy Renner. They wrote this all about his prison. Well,
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: he says, yeah, yeah, you, for protection, all you really
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: need to do is spend about 20 bucks a week
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: buying the dude Fritos and moon pies.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, done.
• 49:07
  Speaker 18: Easy.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you could have sex with him.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Get two moon pies.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: On me.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I got you, bro. Get the chocolate and the banana one.
• 49:15
  Speaker 11: But he says when you get in there, don't tell
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: him like, oh, I got you.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: I'm i'm loaded i can cover you oh yeah they.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: Will extort the hell out of you and your parents
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: fun fun fact too don't tell anybody you're married because
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: then they know oh you got somebody on the outside
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: it could be sending you money that you give to me.
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah so yeah there's again you would love it it's
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: not a dying person is it available on audiobook that's
• 49:35
  Speaker 11: how i'm consuming it all right good yeah I.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't last five minutes.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: You'd be so scared.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: You'd be very popular.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: You're good looking. I'd be so scared.
• 49:43
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: You talk about how you enthusiastically give mouth parties.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You'd be the belle of the ball.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: You'd be so popular.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: You'd be like a king. They'd be buying you moon pies.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: All right. Exactly.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Can you kill yourself by running into a wall?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: We're just talking about that subway take. account and played
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: the clip the woman was saying that you know dudes
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: just being very feminine so soft and sissy is causing
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: a lot of women to fail to become lesbians.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: It's creating a lesbian explosion.
• 50:22
  Speaker 10: I mean that was her take she was asked for
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: her take no one's saying that you know right or
• 50:26
  Speaker 10: wrong whatever it's just up for a piece of conversation
• 50:28
  Speaker 10: is what we do around here we have a conversation
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: yeah like yeah getting softer man I mean that's a
• 50:36
  Speaker 10: low T thing right yeah who's uh talking about did
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: you see something about yes you can do like a test.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: Yes you can send away like either with dried urine
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: or blood or spit and see what your testosterone is.
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: And you can go like a doctor and get it
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: tested i didn't realize they have like a home test.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah you i want us all to do it yeah
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: yeah just see what our t-scores are i thought for.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Dude i told you i thought for sure that mine
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: was going to be low.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Cause we've been making all these like, you know, kind
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: of the cry joke, not jokes about low T Woody
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: and which is, which is, which is possible.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: I've definitely been softer.
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: And more, I don't know, more empathetic, compassionate for a
• 51:19
  Speaker 10: lot of different things.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: And by the way, it's, it's, it's a thing because when.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: You talk about listeners and, you know, the show and
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: everything else, All right, so when I'm my old self,
• 51:32
  Speaker 10: when I have those moments, people go, oh man, Woody,
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: he's this, that, or the other thing, right? But then
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: when I have a low T moment, or there's the
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: other side of the coin.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I'm here for it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: People hate it.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, you can't win.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Dude, it comes into like the research, like what's going
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: on with Woody? Why is he such a pussy now?
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: The company does research on everything.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Right at that video?
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: Jeff and I were just in a meeting where they're
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: going over all the stuff that they're going to ask
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: about and the screeners for different things.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, it's so funny. This is a real job.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 52:05
  Speaker 10: We're really asking people about, you know, gas is gas.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: And then the different people and the different personalities and
• 52:12
  Speaker 10: what they expect. So I'm very much in a no-win
• 52:15
  Speaker 10: situation when it comes to that because If.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: It's the old style.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: You're an ass.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. Yeah.
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: But then you changed up the majority of the people who, like,
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: this is what they signed up for. You know, they
• 52:29
  Speaker 10: like that aspect of the, I don't know, the vibe
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: of whatever, the kind of conversation that we have on
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: this show where maybe others wouldn't.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 52:39
  Speaker 10: Like, it lets them down. And they feel they're not
• 52:42
  Speaker 10: getting what they come here for. So it's very much
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: a no-win thing.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: I don't really... tell the difference.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you look at the evolution over 20 years, I.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: See a difference.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, big time.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: A thousand percent.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big time.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Examples. Even T-Bass, who hasn't known me as long as
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: you or Greg. Yeah. Woody's bass was... I feel like
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: you got angrier than when I met you. Oh, really?
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: No, I'm seeing that slightly change. Like, the bass line
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: was always, like, grouchy.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Grumpy. Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Or, like, angry almost.
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: But that's kind of morphed Over the past, I would
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: say three years.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Three to five.
• 53:20
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: I'll put it at three where it's just less of
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: the anger, more of the silliness.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: You know, which I love.
• 53:28
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: Like I still have an intensity with the job. So
• 53:31
  Speaker 10: if we're in the moment on something that involves the
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: job or whatever, yes, I still have that same level
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: of intensity.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: But when I'm like, you know, I'm picking more battles
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: these days.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that I can agree with.
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: I'm picking more battles. I'm letting more things go. And
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: my wife goes, wow, the old you, like what happened
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: to that guy?
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: So she wants that guy too.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh boy.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: I wonder if there's a term for it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Or I'll share a video with her. You know how
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: couples share memes and stuff?
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: And it's all emotional.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: I go, wow, I thought this was, here, you want
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: me to give you an example?
• 54:02
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: So I thought this was interesting, right? Because I think
• 54:06
  Speaker 10: as people, we're always trying to grow and evolve and,
• 54:09
  Speaker 10: you know, you don't, you didn't, maybe don't find the
• 54:11
  Speaker 10: same things, you know, uh, you don't see things the
• 54:15
  Speaker 10: same way that you did 15, 20 years ago.
• 54:19
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Cause maybe you've changed your, you've softened.
• 54:22
  Speaker 10: Your stance on something, or maybe you've gone through something
• 54:25
  Speaker 10: and now you have a different perspective on it or do.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: So anyway, um, I would have laughed at myself too.
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: If I would have ever sent this to somebody, I
• 54:32
  Speaker 10: don't know, maybe 10 years ago, but, uh, yeah, this
• 54:34
  Speaker 10: guy popped up, but you know, our friend, uh, DJ head.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 10: Okay, good dude, man. He reposted this on his Instagram.
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: It's this dude, his name is Zach Bates.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: And I thought the message was interesting. I get judged
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: for it.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 54:49
  Speaker 17: So God created fish to swim, but fish don't have
• 54:52
  Speaker 17: to take swimming lessons because the swim is already in
• 54:55
  Speaker 17: the fish. God created birds to fly, but birds don't
• 54:59
  Speaker 17: have to attend flight school because the flight is already
• 55:02
  Speaker 17: in the bird, right?
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: So you see, success is built in.
• 55:06
  Speaker 17: But not only is success built in, if you are
• 55:09
  Speaker 17: doing what God created you to do, success is actually
• 55:13
  Speaker 17: the default. All of God's creation succeeds naturally when it
• 55:17
  Speaker 17: functions according to its design. And humans are the same way.
• 55:21
  Speaker 17: But the problem is most people are disconnected from design.
• 55:25
  Speaker 17: Most people are trying to succeed outside of what they
• 55:28
  Speaker 17: were created for. A fish looks untalented on land. A
• 55:33
  Speaker 17: bird looks weak underwater, but none of them are failures.
• 55:37
  Speaker 17: They're just in the wrong environment. So success isn't about effort.
• 55:41
  Speaker 17: It's about alignment. When you are doing what God created
• 55:45
  Speaker 17: you for, there's a different level of grace attached to it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 17: And it's not because it's easy. It's because you are
• 55:51
  Speaker 17: literally designed for it. You know, when a fish is swimming,
• 55:54
  Speaker 17: it looks effortless. When a bird is flying, it looks effortless.
• 55:58
  Speaker 17: You're the same way. When you are operating in your purpose,
• 56:01
  Speaker 17: it should look effortless. Because success is literally just a
• 56:05
  Speaker 17: byproduct of you being in the right environment and on
• 56:09
  Speaker 17: the right assignment. So the problem isn't that success just
• 56:13
  Speaker 17: isn't in you, but that you're trying to function somewhere
• 56:16
  Speaker 17: God never designed for you to live.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: So interesting, because I'm not a religious person. Yeah. But
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: I do believe in the idea that we're all naturally
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: good or..
• 56:30
  Speaker 10: Built for something. And if you are not finding success,
• 56:35
  Speaker 10: that maybe you're just miscast, right? Like, you know, I
• 56:38
  Speaker 10: think about when- Get in where you fit in. I'm
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: thinking about like when a company hires somebody for something, right?
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: And it turns out like, oh, you know what? I
• 56:45
  Speaker 10: thought they'd be great for this. And they're not, they're
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: just miscast. It's not, they're not good at something.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: They are.
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: They're just maybe, this is maybe not the right thing
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: for them. It's maybe something else. I've taken jobs where
• 56:55
  Speaker 10: I thought, you know what? This is going to be
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: really great.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: And I'm like getting there.
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: Oh God, for whatever reason, the city- The job itself,
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: it just wasn't the right thing. So I think there's
• 57:03
  Speaker 10: something to it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Right, definitely agree.
• 57:05
  Speaker 11: Now, that being said, this guy should realize that and
• 57:07
  Speaker 11: not be making videos online.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: But his point is..
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's his thing.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: But I don't think it is. I just heard that.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: But his message is correct.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: Well, and it's not a new message. He didn't invent
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: that message. But I like the way he said it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: Well, because people will just decide that..
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: The fish on land thing is very common.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people will decide that I'm doing this.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: It becomes tunnel vision.
• 57:29
  Speaker 10: I think it was Mike Rowe that brought up an
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: idea about that, too. Like people get so singularly focused
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: on what they're like. I'm going this direction to be this.
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: And because you have these blinders on, you completely miss
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: all these other things and opportunities that were along the way.
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: That would have been the better path. It would have
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: been more money. It would have been a better life.
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 57:49
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I'm never against, though, people trying, but they need to
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: know when it's time to. Right.
• 57:55
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we know some of those people, too.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Call it quits.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: And the true pros really do make things look effortless.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: That's when you know someone's good at something. Yeah, and
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: people just have sometimes a.
• 58:06
  Speaker 10: Natural athletic ability, a natural business sense, a natural whatever
• 58:10
  Speaker 10: it is.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Cooking or whatever. Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Pretty ethereal.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: So that makes, yeah, does that make you low T?
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Woody, that was B. Yeah, see, I can see where
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: your wife was clowning on you.
• 58:21
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Why is that gay, though?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, and so when I had my most
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: recent physical, they, you know, did the whole thing because
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be 50. And so they tested testosterone.
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: It was right where it was supposed to be, which
• 58:32
  Speaker 10: in a way, I kind of wish it had been
• 58:35
  Speaker 10: lower because it would have been, it would have validated.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Now I'm like, well, what is it? What is it then?
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: So I'm interested in your home test. Maybe the home
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: test will show something different than the doctor one.
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: Let's get him in here.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: I'll get him.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: It's just normal evolution.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Having understanding?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: It's low T. Having empathy is low T.
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: Well, I mean, the woman was saying about how guys
• 58:58
  Speaker 10: don't do enough guy stuff anymore and that's why, in
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: the subway take, that's why, you know, there are more
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: chicks just getting disgruntled with dudes.
• 59:06
  Speaker 11: And I see this, you see it on dating apps. Like,
• 59:08
  Speaker 11: one of the things is know how to use a
• 59:09
  Speaker 11: tire iron. Is it women's profiles? Because they go out
• 59:13
  Speaker 11: with too many of these pussy guys who just can't
• 59:14
  Speaker 11: do anything.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: If it makes you feel better, you can still bag
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: on Menace and myself for putting on a jacket when
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: it's cold.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: You can still do that. Losers! That's not cold!
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: It's weird when guys are like, ooh, it's chilly. When
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: they say, I don't know, chilly and yucky.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Ew, yucky.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: There's just a couple words I don't think dudes should use.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Never say that.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: We say Chilzer's Willsers.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's even worse, yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: It's Chilzer's Willsers. This is hella manly, bro.
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: Because I was just associated, like, people go, oh, they're
• 59:45
  Speaker 10: in a room, like, oh, it's so cold. Like, that's
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: usually a chick.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Well, you can continue to do that.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I used to never be cold when I was fat
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: as hell, you know? Here's when.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: All right, welcome back. Hey, so Gina's mom's going on
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: a trip. And there's one concern.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: A very specific concern.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Is it a trip for fun?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: A trip for fun with her girlfriend.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: She's going on a cruise.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: She's pushing 80.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: With her girlfriend. What might be a possible question or
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: concern here?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: The cruise line.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 16: Ooh.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Ding, ding, ding.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: That's it?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, like, how many condoms.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 14: Should we bring?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that could also be a thing. There's only one
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: cruise line that's concerning, right?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: That's exactly right. And that's the one they're going on.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: Wait, which one is that, Seabass? Hold on. It's not
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Four Seasons.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: It's not Viking River Cruise.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: It can't be that bad. What's the destination?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: What is the destination? Okay.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: I think it's like the Bahamas, Puerto Rico vibe.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 11: You don't want these spring break, three or four day weekend.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: That's the plan. Indoor room.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: They just want to do, they've got on so many
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: goddamn cruises and this time they're like, hey, we don't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: need to go, you know, big. I'm like, well, you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: don't have to go, you know, stowaway.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: So they're trying, okay, there is a website that my
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: mom hit me to called cheapcruises.com. And I was like,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: there is no way that's real. But I looked and
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: she's like, oh yeah, we can do a cruise for like,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: you know, $ 2. 50. And I was like, damn, $ 2. 50 a
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: night is pretty good.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: She goes, no, no, no.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: 2.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: 50 for the whole thing.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: There are cruise lines where it's less than a hotel room.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Get what you pay for comes to mind.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: I'm envisioning chicken nuggets and french fries.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: But they love that. They've had a good time on
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: that cruise line before because you get all the ice
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: cream you want, which is all they care about.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: That's every cruise.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: I know, but this one worries me.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Spend an extra $ 40. Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Here's the thing.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Are you going to Puerto Rico, dude?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: They haven't been.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: On that cruise line in like 10 years. And I
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: tried to tell her that things have changed. But I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: also don't want to be an alarmist.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Am I just being..
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 10: People said a lot about Spirit Airlines, rest in peace,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 10: over the years. And I personally flew them a number
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 10: of times.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: Never had a problem.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 10: Never had a problem with Spirit Airlines. So Carnival is
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 10: a big cruise line. We hear a lot about Carnival,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 10: but they're also one of the biggest cruise lines. And
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: see a lot. They have a lot of ships.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of different itineraries and whatever. How many
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: things are we really..
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: Even if you watch Instagram and other social media and
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: you see some things, is it so prevalent that you're
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 10: guaranteed to get the show? Because I went on Spirit going,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: all right, man, I could take this other airline, but..
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: You want drama.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: Spirit does go direct, and there's a good chance I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 10: might get a show, like a flight and a show.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 10: It's like going to Benihana. You get dinner and a show.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: Medieval times, dinner and a show.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 10: I might get a flight and a show if I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 10: go do this, and I never did. All I got,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 10: on-time flights, friendly employees.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Brand new planes.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the planes that I was on were nice.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: As a person that cruises a lot, there's another indicator
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: that I do. Okay. You find out the name of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: the ship, and then you look it up and see
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: when it was built.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: Or when it was last in the news.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and then- The older ships are where you're going
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 10: to get more ratchety behavior.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: That is true.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 14: Why is that?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 10: Because they end up getting graduated down to the lesser itineraries,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: which are then the cheaper.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: Remember what was happening in Vegas during COVID, right?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: They're giving them away.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 10: You would never be able to stay at like a
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 10: place like Cosmopolitan normally. But during that time, anybody and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 10: everybody could stay there. And it got to be so bad.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 10: They ended up putting security guards outside the doors from
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 10: the outside, from the strip side, the street side to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 10: check to make sure you couldn't even walk into like the.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Mall kind of area of it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 10: You had to have a room key even to get
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 10: in there.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Because the riffraff was in town. The riffraff was in
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: town and it was bad. I stayed at the.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 11: Wynn the first weekend it was open after coronavirus for
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 11: like $ 30. Oh, dude, I had a two-story suite at
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 11: a hotel on New Year's for $ 180. COVID was the best.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 11: That's so great. The original question though, When you watch
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 11: these Carnival Cruise Lines fights, and you can watch them
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 11: all day because there's plenty of videos.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: And their soup's fun.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 11: You'll notice that it isn't 80-year-old women typically involved in
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 11: the fighting.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: Correct.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 11: It's two groups of younger folks who've got some sort
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 11: of beef, and the way to fight and handle that
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 11: is just— You're right.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: But my mom is one of those people who's never
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: met a stranger. Everybody's her best friend. So somebody— she' s going
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: to be collateral damage.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: I'm a travel agent and Carnival is getting much better.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Because I'm trying to figure out if.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: I should stop this or not.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: Well, they have to because there's so much coverage. Drama.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 10: And they've become the thing that people said about Spirit
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 10: all the time. They've become that brand.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 11: Like two months ago, there was a knockdown drag out
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 11: fight in the Line 2 board carnival.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I just looked up the odds. There's 29
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: active Carnival Cruises.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Can you bet on it, on Kalshi? That would be awesome.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: There's about 4,000 passengers per ship. So, I mean, the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: odds of her, you know, getting swung on are pretty low,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: but it still makes me nervous.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah, and it's a big ship. Like they said, the itineraries.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 13: I doubt the things that your mom is going to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 13: choose to go to is going to be the same.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: Events that these people are on. No, she throws down.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Or the buffet, the events. Yeah.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Or maybe your mom is one of those people who
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: do it for the adventure.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Meaning..
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 10: There are people that go out of their way to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 10: find the crappiest, cheapest hotel just to see what it's
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 10: all about. I found the worst rated one-star hotel in
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 10: this city. I like those Instagrams. Have you seen the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: guy who's going to every Asian buffet until he gets
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 10: food poisoning?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: Moment review. Oh, I've been following him forever.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 10: And the stuff that they have in those buffets.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it, boys.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: What is this?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I love it. She's Pollyanna. She could find the
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: good news in anything. So, oh, there was a show
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: and we stayed up till two. Makes me nervous. Pollyanna.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: What does that mean?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Pollyanna. She's Pollyanna?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: She's Pollyanna.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: She's what?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: She's Pollyanna.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: She's Pollyanna.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 23: What?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Is that her name?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: Yes, Innocent.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Innocent and I were going to try to.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Figure it out.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Do you know what the reference is to Pollyanna?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 18: No.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: No, don't really care either. No, I never heard that.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: It's called intellectual non-curiosity.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: He really thrives on that.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: I've gotten this far without it.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to learn that today.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: I've gotten damn near 50 years without Pollyanna being part
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 10: of my repertoire.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: I think it was a movie. Thank you.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: And Sammy, you know who played Pollyanna.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 14: I do, and I can't think of her name. But
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 14: she was also the parent trap girl.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Thank you.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Sounds super intellectual. Look, I've learned all I'm going to learn,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: and that's that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I'll learn other things.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: This just doesn't seem important. You know what I'm saying, dog?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel me? Haley Mills.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: There's fancy people around us.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Send us a text over to 229-87. Be right back.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: The price of the bar of soap, $ 24. Get the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: F out of here.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 18: 24?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Get the F out of here.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: What does it do? For one bar of soap?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: Does it paint my house?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: What is a juggalo?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: Let me think for a second.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 12: Oh, he gets butt naked.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: And then he walks through the streets winking at freaks
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: with a two-liter stuck in his butt cheeks.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: What is a juggalo? He just don't care.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: He might try to put.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: A weave in his nut hair.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: He might.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: He might try to put a weave.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 17: In his nut hair.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: That's a lady that her butt stinks. That's good stuff.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 10: Well, Seabass made the pilgrimage once again to the.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Gathering of these juggalos.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: Juggalos, they are fans of Insane Clown Posse, the clown.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Raft group that you're listening to right now.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Enjoying Clown Posse. That's right. And enjoying. Yeah.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: That is a juggalo, but we're going to meet some
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 10: juggalos that Seabass found this year.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Now, new location.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Middle of nowhere, Missouri.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 11: And it was confirmed that they got kicked out of
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 11: the place they were going to, which was a for
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 11: real concert venue. It was an outdoor camping concert venue,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 11: but like had a stage, had infrastructure, but they kept
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 11: on blowing up porta potties, tagging tents. And so and
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 11: so the end of the day, if you tack on
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 11: the overhead charge of, you know, $ 30, 000 for.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: Tents that are destroyed, porta-potties that are destroyed, et cetera.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Et cetera.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 11: You gotta move around. So they found this like nature's retreat,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 11: middle of Missouri, It's about four miles off the paved roads.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 11: So there's dust everywhere.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: So how did you get there? So you took a plane.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 11: To- So I took a car from St. Louis to there,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 11: which is about three plus hours.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 11: And that was the closest major city. I guess technically Springfield,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 11: Missouri is like an hour and a half, but- But
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 11: then they dropped you off where? So then it's a, it's,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 11: it's a real nature's retreat. That's designed for people to
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 11: camp sort of, and you drive off the road on this, like,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 11: you know, that hard pack gravel stuff for four hours
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 11: and you just find parking.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: They kind of got in the grass.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Hopefully you don't get stuck.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 11: Well, they, I mean, they have designated areas, but you
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: kind of got to see what you can find essentially. Um,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 11: And then you walk around and they brought some stages.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 11: It was very dark.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Is it fenced off? Is it a defined space?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's fenced off by nature.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: This was so far out of the way.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: A bunch of nothingness.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: You could have, because it was attached to a creek,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 11: because this is south of Lake of the Ozarks, you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: could have floated onto the property if you wanted to.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Just float it.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. From upstream. Float on it.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: It was very dark. Like, they didn't have, like, just
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: the generic, like..
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 11: Big lights you would have at any kind of even
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 11: outdoor concert area so yeah and it was very hilly
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 11: like your life is in your own hands when you
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 11: go there and it doesn't help that you guys make
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 11: fun of the Juggalos because when I showed up on
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 11: site in the first hour I had not one but
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 11: two people come up to me and say they saw
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 11: our video from last year and accused me of making
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 11: fun of Juggalos and that's a bad place to be
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 11: in when you got nowhere to go and no one
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 11: to protect you and 10,000 Juggalos who might not.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Like you Thankfully.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, you didn't go with the crew or anything?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: Thankfully, I'm out in these streets and I can handle myself.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 15: Uh-huh.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: And I had to point out very specifically that I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 11: love juggalos.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: These jerks might not. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that what it is?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 11: But I am a fan of you. I love talking
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 11: to you. I love letting you speak for yourselves.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: Now, these jerks on The Woody Show, I cannot be
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 11: held accountable for this.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Guilty by association. Exactly.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: But as you can tell, I survived and made it back.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: So what you're doing by bringing this to people like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: us is raising awareness. Yep, and celebrating.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 11: I know that you guys might hate on it, but
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 11: there might be people listening who are like, you know what?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: I like that. That seems like fun.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: So don't get confused, juggalos. I am your friend. Someone says,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: what do you love Cypress Hill and Beastie Boys? How
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: is ICP not in his wheelhouse? Wow, that's a really terrible...
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, you can play another song. You can play
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Hocus Pocus.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: This is ICP Hocus Pocus.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: That just sounds crazy. That kind of sounds like it
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: could be Suburbs Hill. Sonically.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Sonically short.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: What are they talking about, number one? Soft drinks and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: fat chicks.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: Number two, the whole, like, clown makeup. Abracadabra.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 10: You got a bunch of, like, you know, grown-ass men
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: running around thinking that they're actual, like.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Murderous clowns.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 10: Murderous clowns with their hatchet man tattoos and everything else.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: That's the silly part.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: That's the fun part.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Supercell likes weed. Yeah. Oh, Steve Bass, you're a major fan.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite song? Can you quote some lyrics from it?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 11: Well, I love Juggalo Island, actually, Menace. It's about what
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 11: would happen... It was the gathering of juggalos.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: You put all the juggalos on an island. What would
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: they do together?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a good idea.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: So that's dirty heads-ish.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: Took a break from his slaughtering. Normally he's out murdering people.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: But now he's just having food.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Chilling on Juggalo Island.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: It's like cake by the ocean, you know?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: It evokes like sunsets.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: And beach life.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Are we becoming fans? How many people died
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: this year? Oh, there was a couple of overdoses.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 11: I don't think deaths, though. The biggest headline from this
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: year's gathering of the Juggalos, major drug busts.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 11: And you could probably thank the flock cameras as well
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 11: as people bragging online.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 8: Weak.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there's, look, headline, search Juggalo arrest. It was hundreds
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 11: of pounds of weed, mushrooms and pills and other kinds
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 11: of stuff. And they got all these guys– the Missouri
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 11: police were ready. They got these guys coming in. And
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 11: that's all I saw in the Juggalos. There's a big–
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 11: when you pull in, when you pull off the paved road,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 11: there were half a dozen cop cars, fire trucks.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 11: Because they knew we're going to get overdoses and we're
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 11: going to get drugs. And they were pulling people over left–
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 11: you leave after dark, probably getting pulled over. In fact,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 11: I just texted you guys a story from a man who–
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 11: he's mad because he– well, not mad. He's sad because
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: he left Saturday night, got arrested. And all his stuff
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: got left at his campsite.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 11: So he's asking for folks to, like, find it and
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 11: give it back to him. Didn't say what he got
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 11: arrested for. Anything Juggalo-like. Drugs, probably. Warrants, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 11: But they caught these people coming in because the flock
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 11: cameras caught them all. They're like, oh, we know who
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 11: we're looking for. We know this guy's a dealer. And
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 11: the dude's had, like, literally hundreds of pounds. What the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 11: blunt man had is he would, apparently, he would take, like, just, like, whatever, hemp,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 11: spray it with cannabinoids. and then sell those joints for
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 11: like five bucks or whatever.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: But he had hundreds, that's how he had hundreds of
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: pounds of stuff, mushrooms too. What was the guy that
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: we talked about, Bluntman? That's Bluntman, yeah. That was the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: same guy?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the guy that he put a cameo in
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 11: for Violent J to advertise. And people advertised his weed.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 11: People were like, hey, Juggalo, hey, Dummy, hey, Violent J
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 11: of the Insane Clown Posse. If you're advertising weed and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 11: this guy's trafficking weed into your festival, guess what.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: You might be?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: An accessory?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 11: Right, an accessory. That's Rico stuff. That's serious bad things
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 11: that could happen.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because this guy, he got busted. He was pulling
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: a camper. full of drugs oh yeah like 120 some.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: Pounds of these pre-rolled.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 11: Joints well joints again he uses like it's this weird
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 11: spray stuff that's probably K2 or something who knows oh
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 11: no because weed's legal in Missouri but not to not
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 11: that much and there's a distributor and this synthetic cannabinoid stuff.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: So anyway, that was fun.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 10: And Seabass was there to talk to some of the
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: juggalos on site, capture some of the happenings.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: A lot of butthole displays. A lot of fights.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: I saw one photo that Seabass sent over. Some chick
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: was on stage showing off her butthole.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: As you do.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which is cool.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 10: And we're going to meet some of these juggalos from
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 10: the gathering that CBass ran into next year on.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 17: Menace.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Menace has been a supporter.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Of using women's deodorant. As long as I've known him,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: he uses women's deodorant.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: It feels better on my skin. You see?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like men's deodorant is like sticky.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 10: All right, well, let's meet some of these juggalos. individuals
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 10: that Seabass met at the 2026 Gathering of the Juggalos
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: there in Missouri. Now, you didn't camp there. You were
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 10: staying off-site. Right, because I have camped before, and it
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 10: is just chaos.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: It's noise.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 11: Personally, I'd be afraid that, again, someone didn't like me,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 11: followed me back to my car and bust out the windows,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 11: took all my stuff.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: That would be a very real threat of mine. Your
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: car was fine when you... Left it there to go
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: cover things during the day.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah, because I parked in the parking area. Many people
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 11: were getting towed because it wasn't big enough for everybody.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 11: I do hope you got the insurance, though.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: That would be a must in that situation.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 11: I saw several people walking that four-mile dirt road back
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 11: to the highway. And I sent you guys a text
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 11: earlier about a couple that got left there. And the
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 11: person they were going to go back with left them.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 11: They lived in Washington State. And you're, again, you're an
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 11: hour and a half from the closest Greyhound station.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: So what are you doing?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: There's no Ubers in that area.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: All right, so who's this first person?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: This lady, she was part of the Miss Juggalette pageant.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Her name is xunique13.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: That's her only fans and Twitter handle.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 11: And when you go to the Miss Juggalette pageant, anybody
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 11: can do it. If you're a lady, you have a talent.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 11: And ex-unique's talent was she made a sandwich on stage.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 11: She's going to tell us about that.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 24: I made a sandwich with my ass.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Walk us through the process for that.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 24: So I made my own jelly by sticking grapes in
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 24: my ass. And I had peanut butter on my ass cheeks,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 24: which I like. spread with the bread and I sat
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 24: on it and I squeezed that jelly from my lips.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: And she's not, she's not like exaggerating.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: She did it in front of a couple hundred juggalos
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: on a stage.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Classy. Again, grapes.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: And then did she eat it?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 11: In a moment, I'll tell you about that, Greg. So again,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 11: grapes up front, grape jelly up front, peanut butter in
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 11: the back, and then the bread was on the stage,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 11: and she kind of deposited everything on the bread.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Deposited it.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a show. Yeah. I would watch that.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: How much is a ticket for the gathering?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: Like 300 bucks.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: For the weekend.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: That's five days. That's money well spent.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: Now, Has AI done, like, an analysis on the average
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 9: lifespan of these people?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Of the Juggalos?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 11: I would say, to answer that question, the median age
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 11: for women is probably 28.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: For men, it's probably 40.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: All right. So she made a sandwich with her ass.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: And then she, again. Her own jelly, peanut butter on
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: her ass cheeks.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 21: Great.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: Spread it, mashed it, and then squirted the jelly from,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: you know. Did she eat it?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: I would think so.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: Let's find out.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Excuse me.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: A lot of weed smoke right here.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Anyways, pardon me. So you ate your sandwich.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: And then you threw part of it in the crowd, too.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 24: I hope someone ate it. It's a little tart.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 11: What would be your recommendation or advice if they want
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: to maybe participate in future years?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 24: Talk to the girls.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 14: They'll boost you up.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 24: Also, if you tell all the hot bitches you're going
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 24: to do something, you have to do it. I was
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 24: only going to put three grapes in my a * *,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 24: but I talked to too many hot bitches, and so
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 24: I put five.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: It's a very supportive crew. They make each other better.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: That's some dude's daughter.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 11: That's the thing about the Juggalo.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: How scary.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 11: There's plenty of bands and stuff, but you could become
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 11: part of the show. Any ladies, any one of you
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 11: could go up there and do that or something similar.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Juggalo's got talent.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 11: You got this. Lots of those shows. So another lady
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 11: I saw, she also, a lot of butt stuff. You
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 11: don't say. She had a lighted up musical instrument in
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: her butt cheeks. Yeah, she called herself the candy ma'am.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 18: I'm the candy ma'am. I'm here selling candy. Come get
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 18: your bracelets, earrings. I twerk with a tambourine between my
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 18: ass cheeks.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 11: Is it in there between the, you got some like
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 11: mesh stockings on?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 18: I ripped a hole in my stockings on accident. And
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 18: I kept saying I was going to shake my ass
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 18: with a tambourine between my cheeks.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: So I decided to do it.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, cool. Okay.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: See, dreams do come true.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Same thing.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: I said it and it happened. I manifested it.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: See, Morgan, you can do it.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: That's her reality. The obsession with the ass and the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: b-hole is baffling.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 11: It's very Freudian, the gathering. Yeah, it's guys and girls.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 11: Everything's going somewhere near the butt somehow.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: Have you met the band?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think that I..
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: You know, I tried to get them in studio when
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: they were touring the area, but no, I've never met
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: them in person.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Because behind the scenes, do you think that they... By
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: the hype, or do you think they are laughing at
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: these people?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: Oh, they think these people are disgusting.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: So, randomly, I knew a couple that worked for them,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: but they only hire people that are not fans.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: And they said that..
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: But I'm wondering if they're fans of their own creation.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 7: But do they think this is..
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Are they laughing with them or at them?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: Or do you think they're sitting there thinking, oh my God,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: these suckers.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 10: By not hiring fans, that tells me that they know
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: that those people are crazy undesirable not employable.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah and so they told me that in the office
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: it was like very normal.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 11: Normal yeah but i mean they they didn't start singing
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 11: all these songs about death and clowns and whatever out
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 11: of nowhere yeah i decided to appeal to them at
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 11: some point in the 90s anyway So I always ask
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 11: up these people who are out there, like, what are
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 11: some of the coolest things you've seen?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: All right, this is a candy man still.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 11: Besides your cool tambourine shaking, what's like the neatest thing
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 11: you've seen at the gathering?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 18: I've done some crazy shit. I drank beer and vodka and.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: Jack Daniels off of chicks.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: How'd that happen?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 6: Well, I brought a jar of peanut butter and I
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: asked my boyfriend, I said... can I lick peanut butter
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: off a hot chick's ass while we're here? And he said, yeah,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: but when I found the chick, I didn't have the
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: peanut butter, so we resorted to alcohol.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 23: Oh.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: I like the consensualness in their relationship. Can I lick
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: peanut butter off his ass?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 18: He said, yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: What about that guy that you sent us the picture of?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: The guy was covered in peanut butter. Yeah, that guy
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: was revolting.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 11: I don't know why he did what he did. He
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 11: was fully covered in peanut butter. He had his hand
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 11: in a jar of peanut butter. He then stuck bread
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 11: to his body.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: He called himself Peanut Butter Man.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the name.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: And then there's video of him later washing off in
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: the creek.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 7: But like, does he love ants and mosquitoes and flies?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that was part of like a
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: talent contest. imagine who had to ride the Greyhound next
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: to him.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Just getting like a whiff of like, Peanut butter sandwich.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: Peanut butter and stank.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and body odor.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's strange because usually when I go to the gathering,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 11: I'll stop at the local Walmart and you'll see, oh,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 11: those are some juggalos that are here. But again, this
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 11: is so in the middle of nowhere. I don't know
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 11: where these people were. I don't know how they got there.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: Are they legit bathed in the creek?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: It sounds.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: Like you're judging.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, so sad.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 10: We're going to meet some more people from the gathering
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 10: of the juggalos. 2026 Seabass was on the scene. As
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 10: you can hear, it was quite the scene.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Butt sandwiches. Butt sandwiches.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: Front sandwiches.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: He was with fellow fans. Front jelly.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: We've been saying. This rules.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 14: The boy doesn't want to have sex.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: You got to put your mouth on.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, that is quite impressive. Quite, quite, quite impressive.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: Look at that. Oh, that's lovely.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: I know. That's what we've been saying. I know.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Talk about an education.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 10: This person says, everything I know about juggalos is thanks
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 10: to Seabass.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's great.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 11: Because it's one thing to just hear about it, but
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 11: to actually get from their mouths and the actual.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Experience and the sights and sounds and smells and tastes.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 10: This other one says, I started a new job this year,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 10: and I asked one of the guys about his Rick.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: And Morty tattoo.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 10: He told me it's a hatchet man from ICP, but
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: he has to get it covered up.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: So I asked if he's not a juggalo anymore.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 18: Nope.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 23: Nope.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: That's a condition of his release from prison.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. To get that covered up.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 11: Well, that was the whole, are they a gang thing.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: But I mean, I would think you could like, just
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: listen to their music.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 10: Well, we were talking about these different people. The one
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: chick that was making peanut butter sandwiches with her butt.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 10: And then Peanut Butter Man. who then Seabass said was,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 10: you know, he covered in peanut butter and sticking bread
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 10: to himself.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: And he was bathing in the river, which really, really
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: upset Greg.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: It depresses me.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 10: What is it that upsets you so much about the
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 10: idea of bathing in a river?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: What about it doesn't upset me? It's not my preferred
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: way to bathe, but you seem truly revolted by the
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: idea of it.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: It's such a downfall of humanity.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: It's so sad. It makes me instantly depressed, just the
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: visual of it. And then I'm asking sea bass, do
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: they legit bathe in the creek?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: It's awful. It's not the same as in the summertime
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: and it's hot out and you happen to go swimming
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: that day. So maybe you skip your shower. This is
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: so vastly different. You're bathing in a creek because you
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: smeared peanut butter on yourself.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: It's so weird and depressing.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: That's not even all of it.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 11: So part of the reason some people had to bathe
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 11: in the creek is because the limited shower facilities like
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 11: camp style, festival style showers didn't work. I talked to
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 11: one of the guys in operations there. He said, yeah,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 11: the female showers are closed because someone poured kitty litter
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 11: down the drain.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Why do they have to ruin it? And
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: that's the women's showers. Oh, God. I told you the.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 11: First year I went in like 2012, I walked into, yeah,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 11: like a campsite style, you know, cinder block shower thing.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: Every square inch of that wall had human feces.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Animals.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: Which is why they have to move because they get kicked.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Out of these places.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: And then you bathe in a creek.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: All right, who else did you meet here at the
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: Gathering of the Juggalos?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 11: These are some Gen 2 Juggalos. ICP's been around for
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 11: over 30 years now, so there are plenty of kids
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 11: out there. And these two, Henry and Aurelia.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: They're boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, they're 19. Their parents are 29.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: My parents have been juggalos ever since they were little kids. Like,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 8: my dad would listen to ICP since he was, like, 13.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 8: And they grew me up listening to their music. And
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 8: so I've pretty much been running with the hatchet my
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 8: whole life.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: There have been weddings at the gathering. Would you guys
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: be up to a gathering wedding someday in the future?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 14: Maybe in the future, yeah.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: Definitely.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: What would be your ring at the gathering?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 15: Something blue, like a blue jewel of some sort, because
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 15: my favorite color is blue.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: And it's the same color as her eyes, so..
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Aww.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: You got me there. I don't look at girls in
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: the face, typically, so good for you.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Wait, 19, you said? I mean, ish. Yeah. Sounds like 80.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, the guy?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: Well, his parents did grow him up on the Juggalo.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 10: Again, what a bummer that somebody's, some dude's daughter right there.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 10: She's with the boyfriend at the gathering of the Juggalos.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 10: I bet your dad doesn't even know.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: No, dad loves it. He's a Juggalo.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: No, her dad.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: Both are Gen 2 Juggalos. Oh, both of them.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: That's why it's so sweet.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 7: It's a match made in heaven.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: That's why it's so sweet.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: Exactly. She wants to be married at the gathering.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Tradition.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Family tradition.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 11: Now, these two got there super early. Again, you can
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 11: get there probably go through Saturday night into Sunday morning.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 11: You can get there Tuesday or Wednesday. Well, because this
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 11: is such a small, out-of-the-way campground area... And there's literally,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 11: to get in, there's a one-lane bridge that has no guardrails. Like,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 11: if your tire goes off, you're in the creek. So
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 11: that's a choke point. It's hard to get all those
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 11: vehicles in, even if you're sleeping in your car. And
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 11: so Henry and Aurelia had to be with their parents
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 11: in the parking lot for about a day and a half.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 11: And they were searching vehicles while they were there.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: The people comes up to our car and like, so
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 8: we're going to go through our stuff real quick. We're
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: not really too interested on anything. thing too illegal or
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: whatnot it's a guy he was searching for an octopus
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: a dead octopus or squid because last year somebody threw
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 8: one up on the stage and hit somebody and so like.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: There's a naked man right there yeah we got a.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: Naked guy right over here.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 11: Hey so that's he's true they were searching cars i
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 11: saw some videos a lot of nitrous got confiscated Now,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 11: don't worry, people were still doing tons of whippets there,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 11: but it did get caught. And yeah, and I talked
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 11: to this guy in years past. They have something called
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 11: the trash fight we've discussed.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 11: And this one guy from Massachusetts, Sammy, he and his
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 11: wife would bring dead sea life. I think if you
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 11: recall last year, Big Jay Oakerson was talking about that.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: That.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 11: Some girl at the Miss Jolette contest was hit by
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 11: a squid, like.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: In the head.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: So they were really searching.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's not alive. It's already dead. Yeah, what
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: do you care?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 11: But they were searching cars for dead sea animals because
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 11: people throw them at other people on stage.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: So they pack these things to bring with them. Like,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: this is a legit..
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: You know, choice. Yeah, okay.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: Lizzie, do you have a pair of shorts?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Flip-flops, sunglasses. Toothbrush. Dead sea life.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: A bunch of synthetic weed.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: Now, of course, Henry and Aurelia. What are they seeing
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: at the gathering?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: Watch out for any dollars you see on the ground.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Don't pick it up.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, don't touch any money. Yeah, because people like to
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 8: wipe their ass. with money and then just leave it
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: on the ground and just watch and see if people
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 8: come to pick it up.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 15: And keep in mind on the last day of the gathering,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 15: you're more than likely going to see a port-a-potty blow up.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Keep that in mind.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: Poop dollars are very infamous.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Using money for toilet paper?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: They're such ballers.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: But it's also a prank, Greg.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: They're just pranking.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: That's pretty funny.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: And a lot of the jugglers don't care, by the way.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: Dollar? Pooch? Why would they care? Yeah, let's go.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: So that's, again, little sweethearts.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 10: Somebody on the text said, did you hear about the
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 10: girl that stapled her thang together? And then there was
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 10: a guy who stapled his ball sack to his leg,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 10: and he won whatever that competition was. Is there a
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 10: stapling competition?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 11: So there are a lot of competitions, as you heard.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 11: There's Miss Juggalette. There's the wet t-shirt contest, which is
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 11: basically just a live sex show. Women are up there
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 11: doing things to each other. And there's Queen of Cheeks,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 11: which is for butts. By the way, Miss Juggalette, Queen
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 11: of Cheeks, and wet t-shirt are all basically the same thing.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 11: Just get naked and show your Things to people.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: There's a Mr.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 11: Juggalette pageant. That's probably what he's talking about here. Because
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 11: that's an old Steve-O bit, stapling your sack to things.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 10: They call it the Batman or something.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: Right, right, right.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 11: I don't know about the girl that staples her thing together. Oh,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 11: and there's a stunt show.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: There's this group that's like- It's all a stunt show.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Stapled her drapes shut or something.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 11: There's a group of like, basically, they want to be
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 11: jackasses and they just hit each other with light bulbs
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 11: and staples.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: Weed whackers to the sack and all that stuff.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 10: So they bring weed whackers, they bring the light bulbs
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 10: just so they can smack and fight each other with them.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: Right, falling on barbed wire, all that stuff. So again,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: there's always something going on.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 10: All right, so you got time to introduce us to
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 10: one more person that you ran into in the 2026
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 10: Gathering of the Juggalos.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: This guy was cool. He was themed.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 11: He went to the Juggalo Gathering dressed as a comedic
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 11: superhero from In Living Color.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: It is Blank Man.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 23: What?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know. Ginny is like a handyman.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, I was.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: I was. No, no.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: Blank Man, who was, I guess, a spit. It was
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: a movie.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: I'm Blank Man. I'm a crime fighter.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 23: I see what I did is I created this liquid
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 23: that makes things bulletproof, and I went home, and I
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 23: got some curtains from my grandma's place, and I put
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 23: on my pajamas, and now I'm bulletproof.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 12: As long as you don't aim for the head.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: So, Blakeman, why'd you come to the Gathering of the
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: Juggalos this year?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 23: To fight crime and look for evildoers.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: But now, the Juggalo's all about family, right?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: There's no crime here.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 22: Exactly.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 23: You want to know why?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: Blakeman!
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 18: Oh.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 7: Sounds like Cameron Hanks.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, it is family.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 11: I didn't know this but the movie Blank Man was
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 11: going to be Handyman from In Living Color which is
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 11: a handicapped superhero but apparently it was just a little
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 11: too off-putting so they had to tone it down poor
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 11: Damon Wayans well he got a movie out of it
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 11: alright so again ask Blank Man what do you see
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 11: in here?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 23: I'm going to be checking out Sarah Sherman. Then after
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 23: that's the lingerie contest. I'm hoping there's some damsels in distresses.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 23: Take back to my secret lair. There's the queen of
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 23: cheeks contest. Then there's a hot wing eating contest.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: There's a whole bunch of going down.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: And he mentioned Sarah Sherman.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: Of Saturday Night Live. She was there. Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: Because she kind of dresses like.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 11: And if you look, she has a comedy special, I
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 11: think on HBO right now, where Her stuff is very.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: Gross, horror-based. Oh, it's like gross out humor.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: Cartoon. And so you get that a lot.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: You get, you get.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: Did she staple her thing together?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 11: I saw her backstage hanging out. She was, she was,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 11: but you get that people who are like in their,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 11: their normies, but they want to experience it once. A
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 11: lot of comedians do it too. Ron Jeremy was there
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 11: one year, RIP.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: So it happens. You get some mainstream, I guess, curiosity
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: of the gathering.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: Does ICP themselves just kind of swoop in at the
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: last second, do their set, and then..
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 7: They whoop in.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: They whoop in.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Or do they kind of hang out?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 11: Actually, Greg, this is why you want to go to
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 11: the gathering, because they typically do a headlining set on Saturday,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 11: but also on Thursday, and it's a.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: Totally different show.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: And they do a meet and greet for VIPs.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: That's like $ 150.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: You get a little photo with them.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 11: And they'll... Shaggy Too Dope does like a free hot
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 11: dog grilling thing one day just to give out to
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 11: the poor-alos.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: Or the struggle-alos, as they say. Struggle-alos!
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: They're so accessible.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: Well, family does look after each other. Family!
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Family! Family! And what?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 11: And they do a seminar each year, or they did
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 11: a seminar each year where they talk about the year
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 11: upcoming and juggle-aloneness. But unfortunately, people use the seminar to
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 11: gather and have the trash fight with the dead squid,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 11: dead octopuses. And this year, for the first time ever,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 11: they canceled the seminar because they couldn't control the trash fight.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: Well, Seabass, I agree with the text. You survived the insanity.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: I can't fathom the ish you endured.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 11: Well, again, I might have got my ass kicked thanks
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 11: to you guys, but luckily the Juggalos know that I'm.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: Pure of heart. That's true. I mean, true allies.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: A true investigative reporter. There he is, gathering the Juggalos.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: Recap from the latest outing. All right. We're going to
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: take a quick break and a shower in the river.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: More woody shows next. Hang on.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 14: More woody show next.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: I want to show you guys something.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 17: Well, yeah.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: Okay. You guys, check out these woody show videos.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, Walla.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, Walla.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 7: No, that is great.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: What do you think?
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: Now it makes my.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, Walla look not as good.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: Now, keep in mind, this is the hot item. This
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: is the hot water bottle.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But look, I mean, look at that.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: It looks great. Doesn't that look nice?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 8: It does.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: You can have it. No.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is beautiful.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: I got a bunch in the office if you want one.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, sweet. Yeah.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: Tim Martinez dropped a bunch off in the office.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 7: It's beautiful.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: If you want to check it out.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: What do you think, Greg?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: I love the logo because it's like shiny. I know,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: but it's different. It kind of looks gold, but then
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: it's also silver.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: Can only you and Greg have these O'Walla water bottles
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: from the Woody show?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 7: How else would anyone else get one?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: Not right now, no. How would the people? If someone
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: chose to. Well, if you won one, you're getting one. Yeah,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know if we have those.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: You're implying that it was on the merch store.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: Or if you win, you win one, I guess.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We'll get there.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: Well, we just talked about it because it's the hot
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: water bottle. You have to have the hot water bottle.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: You do.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 18: Right, Sammy?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah, well, at first, I did not want one.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: But now that you see it.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 14: But now, once you guys pointed it out to me,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 14: I'm seeing a lot more people with them. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 14: now I notice them.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 13: And I'm seeing cute pink ones and different colors.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: It has its own handle. It has two locking mechanisms.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 7: And my favorite, the big hole is for just throwing
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 7: water back. The little hole is for sipping.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 13: Okay, so I have some questions on this, though, which is,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 13: I thought that the bottom was plastic.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 14: It's not, now that I'm holding on.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: This is the upgraded version.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: I wish it did have the rubber bottom. I've never
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: even noticed. Because then it's silent when you put them
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: down on tables. Well, you can get those accessories.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, you can? Oh, girl.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Like a built-in coaster, girl.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 14: And now my question is, this fits in a cup
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 14: holder in your car?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: Sammy, that was going to be my question. I don't
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: think that would fit.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: In my cup holder.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 14: Because I've been told by people that they don't.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: Mine does, and so does Jeff's, and his is huge
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 7: because it kind of tapers.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: Hold it up again.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: Let me see.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would fit mine.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 7: Sammy, I'll be here.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: You don't even have a backup camera in your car.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: It's older.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 10: So it wasn't built when people were having these giant
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 10: vessels for liquids.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 14: Right, only for the little plastic water bottles.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: Correct. Right, disposable. And people died back then.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: They did, because they didn't have water with them at all.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: You don't remember- Cup holders, man.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 10: When we were kids, my mom had for her 83 LeBaron.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 10: It was a plastic cup holder that had like a
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 10: little hook that you would put down into the door
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 10: slash window.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: How like if people would go to those old, you know.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: Like for a car hop.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like a car hop drive-in diner kind of thing.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: And they would attach the trays. It kind of hooked.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: On the same way.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: I remember those, yeah.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: I'm like, how did the things not just spill all
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: over the place?
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: Or they had those that you put on the center
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: console in the back seat with the beanbag weights.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 19: I forgot about that.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: That's a little trash can. That's old Tommy Dog.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 7: That's a recipe for disaster.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: And, Sammy, don't worry. I'm seeing multiple listings for O'Walla
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 5: cup holder adapters.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, so adapters.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 14: So they don't all fit in cup holders.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if you have some crap cars, maybe not.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 10: See, Bess, is there an example of... Like some kind
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 10: of trendy thing that you goofed on.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Okay. And then you ended up.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 10: Like coming around to it. Whether it's, I'll say slang
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: or a particular item.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: I think I mentioned this one before, actually. I was
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: a big hater on memes. buying Lululemon shorts.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 11: Because I worked with a guy who did it, and
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 11: I knew why he did it, because that was the
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 11: trendy thing that all the hot girls were into. And
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 11: much like Menace, he kept his finger on the pulse
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 11: of female culture, fashion, style. But no, he did this
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 11: for a reason, because he was banging them all. Menace
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 11: does it for the love of the The game.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: The actual product.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: These are $ 80? What? But then I tried them because
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: they had the liner built in.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 11: And I said, you know what? This is actually very
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 11: functional and convenient. The shorts themselves, the outer shell, who cares?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: It's shorts. But the built-in liner, it was like, oh.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: It has a little phone holder in it.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 5: Forget that, too. But just the fact with men, with underwear,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: do I get boxer briefs? Do I get a jockstrap?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: Got some..
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 11: 50s person but then everybody started doing the built in
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 11: liner who I wear.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 10: I buy swimsuits now that have that built in liner
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 10: as opposed to the old school no they have like the.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 11: Netting no more netting if you try to run with
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 11: the netting that's tearing you up.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: Also, not even run.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 10: If you're wearing a swimsuit, you're at the beach all day,
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 10: and once that swimsuit gets wet, there's more grinding and
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 10: chafing and things like that, where you don't have that
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 10: when you have what he's talking about.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: Now, to Sammy's point, she's like, well, now you've got
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: to buy those.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 9: No, you don't.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 11: Now, everybody else has what they call dupes or duplicates.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 14: The Amazon dupes.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: That's what I have. That's what I was about to say.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: And Target has dupes now. But speaking of slang, dupes.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 7: I've been saying they rebranded knockoffs.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: Right. To dupes.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: And I don't hate it.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: You're using it.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 11: I don't hate it because it's an accurate thing that
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 11: describes something.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: New, essentially.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: When you got those Lululemon shorts, I think I was
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: that day old when I realized they make men's clothing.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know they, I thought Lululemon was strictly women.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: As it should be.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: I saw a man with like an Ovi, or what's
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: the new one?
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 8: Ovo?
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: Ovo?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Aloe.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: Aloe, yeah.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 23: Aloe.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: I can never remember. Aloe.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 7: You know, an egg.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: I'm with you.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 5: But aloe, I saw a man wearing an aloe t-shirt.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: I was like, what kind of gay crap is this?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: It's all the same.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 7: It's just active wear.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: There's a whole men's section.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 11: But my point is, I'm more than 10 years old,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 11: so I saw that when every girl had to have Lululemon,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 11: and then 10 years later, every girl has to have aloe,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 11: and there is no difference between aloe and Lululemon.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 14: Well, the colors and stuff. There is a difference.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: Design.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: For sure. No, there is a difference.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah, they're both quality, but they're different.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: B to the S.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 10: I have the same feeling that you're describing when you
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 10: see dudes like that. I can't get over it, and
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 10: I know that people look at it differently now, but
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 10: I can't. Dudes with purses.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: Like those cross-body push-out purses?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 4: I've been pushing for that normalization.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: There's a difference between a courier bag.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: Beak on it, Greg.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 10: And then dudes with full-on what looks like a chick's purse.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: It needs to be accepted.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: It needs to be accepted.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: You've got your phone, your wallet, your keys, your sunglasses,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: then your prescription glasses.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: And then what are you supposed to do? Only wear
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: cargo pants?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 4: When you go out to a steakhouse?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: I don't want to wear a fanny pack. I hate
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: wearing a fanny pack.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: Another one, fanny pack.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: I hate wearing a back pack.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: Your blush?
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: You're rouge.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: Hey, I got chapstick, you know?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: You got gum, maybe. Maybe you got AirPods. Because I
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: have to.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: The crossbody, because I have so much crap.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: But what did you do 10 years ago?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: Right. I would wear a backpack. Everywhere? Yeah, everywhere.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: At work events, he wears that shoulder thing. It's cool.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: So why not just keep wearing that? You don't need
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 5: to bring all that stuff.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 8: What do you mean?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: You don't need to bring all that stuff.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: Well, we don't need you to tell us what we need.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, seriously, you don't know what I need.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: That's a lazy argument. No, it's not.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: You don't need all that crap in your pocket.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, what did you do 10 years ago? Right,
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: that's more my question.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: I've never given in to the normalization of purses because
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: of societal pressure.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: It's your fault.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: Once in a while, I'll bring a bag. It's kind
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: of a rectangular shape, so it's not purse-like. But you
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: would call it a man purse.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: Does it have a strap?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: And that's on certain nights where I have to have
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: my eyeglasses for night vision.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: So just wear the glasses.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: But I'm not wearing them during the day.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: I wear them at night.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 7: If he's doing an all-dayer.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think Gina said what she said was important.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Does it have straps?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: If it has straps or a handle.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: Straps, plural?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 25: Yeah, then that's a problem. Like a crossbody, I'm cool with.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 25: That's a problem.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: That's a problem.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 25: But the handles and the strap, so it looks like
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 25: a purse is a problem. I know what you're talking about,
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 25: because I have one of those things. They're just a
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 25: zipper on top, and it's rectangular. Kind of like old school.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: You used to put money in and stuff. Clutch, you know.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: Not a clutch. It's a huge difference. You've got to
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: learn your terminology. Yeah, that's fine. But no, yeah, just
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: one handle or one strap.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: Does it have the gold.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 7: Snap clips at the top?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm with you. I've got a lot of purse.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: So bad. I'll give.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: I'll give Greg a pass. Greg gets the pass, right?
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 10: Because as a dude, and if you're a straight dude,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 10: and you have your wife or your girlfriend, all that
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 10: extra crap, she puts in her purse.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: That's true. She mules it. That's true. Not mine.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 7: I do it all the time.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: Not mine.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like 99% of the time, I don't need her
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: to hold anything.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 5: But if there is that one extra thing, I'll go here.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 5: Can you throw this in your purse?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 13: But I will say they did this to women on
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 13: purpose because they don't necessarily.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 14: We don't want to carry around everything.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 5: We carry the weight of the world. Well, we don't
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: get pockets.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 7: We don't have pockets.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 13: We want pockets to just throw stuff in there. And
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 13: instead we have to carry a purse around.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: Can we hold on to this for a moment?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 11: So you're saying there's never been and never will be
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 11: a woman clothing designer who thought of these things?
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: That could make a billion dollars, apparently?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: If only while y'all were sewing, you could have figured out.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: They did it. You're doing it to yourself.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 13: That's also true, but it started that way to make
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 13: women accessorize, essentially, and buy more things.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 7: That's true, but also, Sammy, you might not be as
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 7: familiar with this because when you're like ample... You know,
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 7: you put it in the top pocket, which is wrong.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 5: I also thought that women didn't want pockets.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: I heard this.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is true or just something
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: that somebody said to me at one point. They made
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: it up.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 10: That women don't want pockets because when they have stuff
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 10: in their pockets, it makes them look chunkier.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: I still want the option.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 5: It's a look because guys don't care, man.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 10: We'll stuff our pockets full of stuff.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 7: And it looks like anything.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll look like squirrels with just cheeks full of food.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: That's a great look. Women don't want that.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: I'm glad you brought that up because I've thought of
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: that when you're getting your photo taken at a dinner
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: thing or an event.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: And you have a phone in your pocket, a wall
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: in your back pocket, keys in your lap. It does
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: make you look worse.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: It looks terrible. It looks terrible. But we want pockets.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: And Sam, don't blame us. Blame gay men. They're the
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: one that designs everything.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 11: You're pretending that all these great female fashion designers never lived.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 13: No, but I'm saying it is the designers, even the
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 13: female designers, because they want you to buy more stuff
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 13: from their line, which includes purses.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: Why don't you guys just be smarter?
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: Don't fall for it.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 10: Text here says, my husband carries a cross body, but
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 10: he carries his gun in it.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, bro.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, brother.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 8: That's cool.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 7: Breaking news, Ouala makes purses. Purses? Hold on, everybody.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: What color? I don't know.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 11: I think my and Woody's biggest problem is, all of
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 11: a sudden, five, six years ago, men just decided, yep,
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 11: I'm going to take this fanny pack and wear it
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 11: on my chest.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: It's better than around your waist.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: It looks better on your chest. You're so dorky on
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: your waist. No, because you didn't have the fanny pack
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: before that. You didn't have the fanny pack before that.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: No, you had it in the 90s.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: You had it in the 80s. Every wrestler had a
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: fanny pack.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 5: But then you took about.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: 25 years off.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 5: The only water bottles you saw... you know, I don't know,
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 5: like in the 90s, where the ones.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 10: At the top had that big, like, L-shaped, real thin, like,
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 10: straw thing that now only goalies seem to use.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 7: That you can get through your mask.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: Goalies are science labs.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 5: And football players, because they can get through the mask.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 10: Nobody was carrying around a water bottle of any kind.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 10: Even the old school, just thin plastic.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: They weren't carrying the Gatorade squirt.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 10: They weren't carrying. They weren't bringing that to work. Kids
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 10: weren't bringing those things to school.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 5: There was a moment where that all of a sudden
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 5: became the big, widely accepted thing.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 7: And there were no water bottles. You literally just had
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 7: a plastic bottle that you would put that black mesh
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 7: You put it in the black mesh and carry it.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 7: Remember that?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, but that was for like people who were hiking
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: and stuff. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 7: That was before carrying an actual water bottle.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 10: You didn't see people who had to have the water
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 10: bottle with them at all times. And then it got to,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 10: you know, where is the bigger, the badder. Half gallon.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: It's a 50 gallon drum.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: You see people bringing water bottles with them to the store.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: And I've talked about this before.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 11: Every theater you go to, like an in-person theater, comedy theater,
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 11: has a big box of them sitting around too because
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 11: people forget them.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 5: They forget. And they're not saving the environment.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 10: And it started with, you know, okay, guys would just
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 10: fit whatever they could in their pockets. Anything else they
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 10: didn't need or it went into their wife or girlfriend's purse.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 10: And now we're down to like, well, no, I.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: Have to have a bag.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: Where do I put? That's the thing. You can do
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: whatever you want.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: Normalize the man purse.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: Normalize it.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 11: You don't complain about cost of living when you're buying
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 11: $ 45 water bottles and a new one every six months
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 11: because it's a new brand.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: Or a different color.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 5: At least make it a skull bag or have your
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: gun in it.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: Right, girl?
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: Normalize a black man purse with flames on it.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: Is that too much to ask to be real?
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 5: Well, water bottles and man.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Purses would be all the rage.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 10: But what are some things that are not cool anymore?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 10: Trends that Gen Z say are not cool. Just so
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 10: you know, I know.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: I know it's cool.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 5: Greg just said while we were off the air, he
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 5: very much cares about what society.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: Thinks of me. I care what a stranger walking down
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: the street.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: Thinks of me.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: This is why Greg is so crippled.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: All the time. All the time. All right.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 10: So, again, Gen Z asked, what is a trend that
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 10: is no longer cool? Taking photos of your food and
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 10: posting it online.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: Finally.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 5: Not cool.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: So boring.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 5: Skinny jeans. Not cool.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: I have seen..
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 10: I know like my daughter, I told my wife that, oh,
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 10: these things are back. They're kind of a baggier style.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 10: Like my daughter and all her friends are wearing. And
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 10: I don't know what style that is.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 7: Very late 90s, early 2000s.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 14: They're like the boyfriend cut.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 7: Barrel is a little different. These are just like a
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 7: full leg.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 8: Something.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 18: Anyway.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the opposite of skinny jeans.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 10: Correct. And for dudes, you don't really see dudes, you know,
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 10: wearing the skinny jeans either. High-waisted jeans, thank God.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: That was always the worst.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, worst. I've never heard anybody say this out loud,
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 5: but saying LOL out loud.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 11: Huh?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 5: Who did that?
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 5: I know like in text.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't you just laugh?
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 7: Are you saying it as a joke?
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: Ha, LOL.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: Is that what they mean? People would actually say that?
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: Not the people I hang out with.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 5: Open-toed shoes.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: Too bad. There's always been a thing like that.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 5: That's no longer cool.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 7: Literally wearing them now.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: Monochrome furniture.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 18: Oh.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: There was that great gray craze from.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: Five years ago.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 7: They call it millennial gray.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: Millennial gray.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: The term adulting. Oh, I hate that.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: I don't mind that.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 7: You guys, I totally adulted today. I ironed.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 5: When you use it in that context, yes.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 7: Hate it.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: Side parts in your hair.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 7: I don't care about that.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: Never really noticed.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the thing that, like, women in their 40s, like,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 7: no more side parts and skinny jeans.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, I hope everybody's taking notes.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 15: Yeah, really.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 3: Because we want you to be cool.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: Gen Z says these are not cool anymore. Bold eyebrow styles.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 5: It got pretty crazy there for a minute.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, where you get a little..
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: The wings?
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: No, that was..
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: Like the gel.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 7: Where you brush your eyebrows up.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you shave little lines in them and stuff. Yeah,
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: they look... Soccer players in the 80s would do kind
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: of stuff like that in the side of their head.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 14: Well, everyone's been doing the laminate.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 14: So you grow out your eyebrows and then brush them all.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 13: Up and then laminate them that way so that they
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 13: don't revolve around and they look bushier.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: That's terrible.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 10: Or like super thick, super black, almost like a black, caterpillar.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 7: Dude, there's a supermodel who is so hot except she
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 7: has one long unibrow and it's so disturbing.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 18: Gross.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah. And then here, I'll give you one more thing
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 10: off their list. A trend that's no longer cool. Saying
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 10: the phrase, I did a thing.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: Thank God.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: So, I did a thing.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 8: Thank God.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: That died out.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: The 6-7 stuff died out.
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  Speaker 2: Greg, look at this woman.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 5: What's not in your..
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  Speaker 3: So I did a thing and all this annoying stuff
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  Speaker 3: that you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: All those influencers, all that chick stuff you follow.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're not.
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  Speaker 5: You don't see that.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's like a more like a older.
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  Speaker 1: Older.
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  Speaker 23: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: These are all like young. Like, again, the things that
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: are using that non cool people, older.
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  Speaker 23: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Influencers are probably saying that.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was like the stuff that my daughter was watching.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: I would hear the I did a thing.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: And then my daughter starts doing that.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 7: I did a thing, or POV.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: And then she starts doing the tapping with the nails.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 14: The ASMR.
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  Speaker 5: She goes, Dad, look at this thing I got.
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  Speaker 3: I go, stop it.
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  Speaker 5: Stop with the nail thing.
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  Speaker 3: Dad, I did a thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was definitely a younger girl thing.
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  Speaker 7: It was the worst.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: For sure.
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  Speaker 7: Do you think she would be hot, Greg, without the
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 7: one brow?
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: What's her name?
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 18: Her name is..
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 7: It's like, oh, Sophia Hadipanteli.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: Spell that one.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, I can see why she's a model
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 4: because she has that interesting, strange look.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: But the unibrow is..
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 7: It's very disconcerting. It's very disturbing.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 5: It always looks like gross and dirty.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I see it more with..
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 10: You know, black women do it where they, it looks
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 10: like they just, remember the chick that gorilla glued her hair?
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 5: Like that look, whatever that look is. I don't know
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 5: what it is.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: Slick back?
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 10: It's almost like the hair is wet with just straight
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 10: grease and it's like pasted down.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: Like gel.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 10: Or they'll have like, you know, just like a swoop
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 10: of hair that goes across the forehead and it looks
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 10: like it's glued to their forehead.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that look is called.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 7: But it's not your thing.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 5: It's not even my thing.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: It looks like..
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 5: It looks like it would almost hurt.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 14: Like the curls and stuff that look like Betty Boop almost.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 7: The edges.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 5: But when you get home, you've got to shower, right?
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 5: You've got to get that off. You can't lay down.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 4: You would have to soak your head.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 3: That seems uncomfortable.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: It's like a helmet.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 3: It's like very..
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 5: And who told you that's a good look?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: Same person who told you nose rings look good, maybe?
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 7: True.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 5: All right, that's going to do it for Tuesday.
• 1:53:28
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• 1:53:32
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• 1:53:34
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• 1:53:37
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• 1:53:39
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• 1:53:40
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• 1:53:44
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• 1:53:46
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 5: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the older you get, the more you understand why
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: cats just walk away mid-conversation.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 10: Some people are very good. I've noticed that I've tried
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 10: to take notes on it. Some people are very good
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 10: at getting out of a conversation where the other person
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 10: won't shut the F up and.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 5: They're going and going and going. And I'm like, wow,
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 5: teach me how to do it.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 10: And part of it is like, Hey, man, great seeing you. Hey,
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 10: hit me up if you need anything. And they reach
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 10: their hand out and they shake their hand. The person
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 10: could be finishing up whatever their sentence is. And clearly
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 10: there's more to it. Hey, man, great seeing you. Thank
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 10: you so much for everything.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: I'll let you later. Yeah, I got to run.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 5: And that's it.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: And then they do.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 5: They turn around and they start walking to their car.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: I'm like, man.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 5: I'm going to try that. I wait too long.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: For that perfect point in the conversation.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 7: We have a mutual friend who's really good at it.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 7: He'll slap you on the back and be like, you
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 7: got some funny stuff there, dude, and walk away.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: I like that. I'm sure people are doing that to
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: us right now.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 10: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 10: of your valuable time this morning. We love and appreciate
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 10: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 10: We will catch you back here on Wednesday.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: Have a great day.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 5: SMD double M. I quit this bitch.