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Episode 54: Calm Down, Calm Down · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Liverpool, Eh, I've not been there much. Tried to keep
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Speaker 1: the ball on as much as I can. What do
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Speaker 1: you work for a steeple jack round here? Any man
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Speaker 1: with fifty ladders and no fear of death and find
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Speaker 1: lots to do in this time? No fair players to
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Speaker 1: the Liverpool lads and of course you know young you
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Speaker 1: bang Chap Anyway, enjoyed this week's episode.
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Speaker 2: I'll see the It's one of those days, Tom, when
0:39
Speaker 2: you don't want to wake up. It's one of those
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Speaker 2: days time where I really didn't know not what date
0:43
Speaker 2: it was, but what month it was, but we literally
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Speaker 2: I just told you, I said you're still good for
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Speaker 2: the twenty eight and you went which twenty eight? Hid
0:52
Speaker 2: the panic attack coming?
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Speaker 1: Like? Are we supposed to be right now?
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Speaker 2: Is supposed to be in Dublin?
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Speaker 1: But no, it's the twenty eighth of next month.
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Speaker 2: Me of next month?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a That was the cheeky way of me,
1:01
Speaker 1: Crow Barn in a promo for for Diggs. We're going
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Speaker 1: to be doing together, aren't they?
1:05
Speaker 2: Do you know what? You promote your live show before
1:08
Speaker 2: we even promote the podcast. How are you all keeping there?
1:10
Speaker 2: It's the Tom and Jerry show. I'm Jerry McBride, that's Tom. O'Mahoney.
1:14
Speaker 2: I'm assured that it's still April. But but the time
1:17
Speaker 2: you find folks get this, it will be the first
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Speaker 2: of me. It's dropping on you see, you see, you
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Speaker 2: see where it's getting me, Tom. Yeah, have we hit
1:22
Speaker 2: the summer?
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Speaker 1: Is that? Is this going to drop on the start
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Speaker 1: of summer? You know these things? When is the start
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Speaker 1: of summer?
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Speaker 2: Jaar, that's when the kids get on holiday time?
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Speaker 1: Is that because they've just come back from holidays.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's a long weekend coming up here as well.
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Speaker 2: That's why God, like you know, there's no end days
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Speaker 2: off while send them to school, Tom, They're only coming home.
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Speaker 1: To be honest, it's the disruption is just look, leave
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Speaker 1: one way or the other. Let him go pure far
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Speaker 1: at home, just chasing after ticks and whatever else. Or
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Speaker 1: send them in, keep them in boarding school, the whole lot,
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Speaker 1: one or the other.
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Speaker 2: Not to get into it, Tom, Not to get into
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Speaker 2: it before we get into the show proper, because everybody
2:00
Speaker 2: knows this is a comedy podcast. But there's this whole
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Speaker 2: new notion of homeschool, and then you should school your
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Speaker 2: kids at home. Now back in the old panide as.
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Speaker 2: I believe we're referring to Tom. We homeschool the kids
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Speaker 2: because there was no school the center. And I gotta
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Speaker 2: tell you, Paul, I don't know that I do it
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Speaker 2: willingly for much longer than we had to do it.
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Speaker 1: It seems that like the sort of stuff that if
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Speaker 1: somebody was willing, I'll tell you now, Jar, we went
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Speaker 1: to a thing yesterday, And I'll tell you a thing
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Speaker 1: that we went yesterday, right.
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Speaker 2: There was yesterday being Sunday.
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Speaker 1: We got invite it very kindly by university constrall Limerick
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Speaker 1: to a I won't lie. I didn't read exactly what
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Speaker 1: it was. But it was a kid's play kind of thing,
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Speaker 1: is what I was thinking it was. Was called and
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Speaker 1: it was an old story.
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Speaker 2: Will a lot of people have heard it.
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Speaker 1: Not much of a story really in the story, but
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Speaker 1: it's Peter and the Wolf, a very very old story, yea.
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Speaker 1: And it was to be an adaptation of sorts of that.
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Speaker 1: Didn't really look into it much, got excited about it,
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Speaker 1: went to it.
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Speaker 2: It was an pretty.
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Speaker 1: Much the Irish simply orchestra were there and Hector Hooker
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Speaker 1: gone while he kind of narrated the story loosely, I'll
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Speaker 1: be honest with you, don't there was a lot of
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Speaker 1: There was quite quite a few air gaps.
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Speaker 2: There, a bit of rehearsal, A couple of rehearsals.
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Speaker 1: Wouldn't gone a street.
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Speaker 2: It was. It was loose.
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Speaker 1: It was loose.
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Speaker 2: But my lad's sitting there wearing.
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Speaker 1: A wolf mask, basically this terrifying looking thing. He's looking
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Speaker 1: at me. Gone, how long is this guy gonna stay talking?
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Speaker 1: And how do you mean? He goes, when's the wolf
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Speaker 1: coming out? I'm like, Ah, we're supposed to kind of
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Speaker 1: imagine the wolf by the sound of that drum over there.
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Speaker 1: He does, Yeah, drums and finances.
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Speaker 2: But where's the wolf?
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Speaker 1: I mean, I hear, I actually hear what you're saying, goes,
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Speaker 1: But serious, that guy's going to stay.
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Speaker 2: Talking about that's hectero hooky. Gone, he's not bad, he goes.
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Speaker 1: I'm done with him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done.
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Speaker 1: But when when we're when we were walking out, there
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Speaker 1: was a lot of kind of people that would go
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Speaker 1: to things like that, and they're a lot more work
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Speaker 1: moccasins and bang homeschooled often and trousers that they stitch themselves,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And you know what you know,
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Speaker 1: you knows about these people. They also into unbelievably expensive
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Speaker 1: all of us, right, bags of cash, do you know
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Speaker 1: what I mean?
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Speaker 2: The bags of cash.
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Speaker 1: But yet they're do you know, in touch with nature
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Speaker 1: and they're gonna go ground themselves, and they're gonna homeschool
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Speaker 1: the kids. And you can see by the mad heads
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Speaker 1: and the youngsters they're going to be mad jokes when
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Speaker 1: they grow up, like you're going, you gotta you gotta
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Speaker 1: see what's out the side the fore walls, and you
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Speaker 1: can't be going to things like this. Because my lad
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Speaker 1: was said exactly with exactly the expression every one of
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Speaker 1: his friends would have gone, when's the wolf coming out?
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Speaker 1: Because I'm done with this fellow from mead slash Navin.
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Speaker 1: I have no interest in what he has to say, right,
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Speaker 1: who who up there? And you're like, no, this lad
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Speaker 1: wants a wolf, Bring him a wolf and get.
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Speaker 2: To get the get get the child the wolf for
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Speaker 2: God's sake. Yeah, yeah, I know, and homes if your
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Speaker 2: homeschooling your kid, knock yourself out.
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Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't be for me, now, I I do.
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Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of there's a lot of
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Speaker 2: this kind of like well, you wouldn't know what to
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Speaker 2: be teaching them at school. Yeah, long division? Can you
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Speaker 2: do long division? I can't? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: A scale, yeah yeah, Let's see how far you get
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Speaker 1: with your even like doing the homework comes in and going.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty pretty advanced right here. Yeah, I'm like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: you lost me around the turn there a couple of times.
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Speaker 2: And the time. Let me see if I can intro
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Speaker 2: the next segment of the show while I take me
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Speaker 2: jumper off my head. Hell only I.
5:31
Speaker 1: Take a swig of tea. Everybody loves when I drink.
5:33
Speaker 1: Everybody just for a little little bit air. It's berries
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Speaker 1: tea everybody for the s and more people out there.
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Speaker 2: I won't do a big schlug. I'll just do it.
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Speaker 1: I hope you all felt that it's as tasty as imagine.
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Speaker 2: Now, that was a nice jump break away from There's
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Speaker 2: somewhere there. I'm throwing off a jumper in the house.
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Speaker 1: I didn't wear one to the podcast.
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Speaker 2: Excuse me?
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Speaker 1: What does not be like a good cough to get
5:58
Speaker 1: the episode started, jur Now we know there's been tough
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Speaker 1: on that Fred Dimson. Good stuff.
6:03
Speaker 2: I got over there, flop tm here coughing along op
6:06
Speaker 2: you know, welcome to Black Lung the Podcast.
6:09
Speaker 1: Hell, before we go any further, I managed, and you're
6:12
Speaker 1: gonna be so proud of here. I managed the crowbar
6:14
Speaker 1: for a Dibner reference into a geek last Friday. And
6:20
Speaker 1: you know how I knew it was a good educated
6:22
Speaker 1: At least forty percent of the people got it because
6:25
Speaker 1: this lippy old bird in the front row who'd only
6:27
Speaker 1: just landed now, and and she was from and she
6:30
Speaker 1: was to ask us Jesus Christ, We've got Fred Dibner,
6:32
Speaker 1: Fred Fredina Dibna up the frontier, and a good forty
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Speaker 1: percent of the audience got Jerry. Jerry would have loved
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Speaker 1: this moment right now.
6:39
Speaker 2: You know, your crowd to him and they know you, buddy, Yeah, yeah,
6:44
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Fred Divna, I wonder what
6:47
Speaker 2: he's up to these days. But regardless of that, ladies
6:49
Speaker 2: and gentlemen, this is the Tom and Jerry Show where
6:52
Speaker 2: every week we break up a couple of segments. I'm
6:55
Speaker 2: having a little bit of crack with your good selves
6:57
Speaker 2: here and we're going to kick off the sho We'll
7:00
Speaker 2: look at the big happening of the week gone by,
7:03
Speaker 2: what we call the scuttle boat, don't you know, you know,
7:06
Speaker 2: the rockets, the weekly what have you. This is a
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Speaker 2: very complicated case, Mad, You know a lot of I's
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Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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Speaker 2: and a lot of strands to keep in my head. Man,
7:17
Speaker 2: Ni Tom, We've had some long lean years in the
7:23
Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show where there wasn't much news that
7:25
Speaker 2: we could talk about. Throw those news, not all those
7:27
Speaker 2: news you could talk about, and every and then we
7:28
Speaker 2: follow our back to talking about sport, which you're a
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Speaker 2: don't know a whole pile about. Would that be fair?
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Speaker 1: I know three sports there and that's it. Anything outside
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Speaker 1: of those sports I know, and I mean this, and
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Speaker 1: I tell people this all the time, staying in your
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Speaker 1: lane and.
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Speaker 2: True be told.
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Speaker 1: I probably only know about one sport. That's the God's
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Speaker 1: honest truth. Yeah, I'm just gonna actually pay it right
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Speaker 1: back down to one sport. And outside of that.
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Speaker 2: You know one sport time, you know, you know, ball ball,
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Speaker 2: it's all the one to me, rugby ball, that's all.
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Speaker 2: It's all like all I got people lands on a
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Speaker 2: field with a ball there.
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Speaker 1: You know it keeps changing too much, that's sort of
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Speaker 1: center's just change. If they keep the same players for
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Speaker 1: like forty years on a team, then I'd probably warm
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Speaker 1: to it a bit, but they just keep on moving
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Speaker 1: the furniture and I don't know, I can't. I can't
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Speaker 1: keep up with these kids.
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Speaker 2: Well, speaking of moving the furniture, one team in particular
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Speaker 2: might be rearranging the trophy cabinet this week because and
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Speaker 2: we wouldn't normally talk about this, but we felt like
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Speaker 2: we had to give a shout out to Liverpool FC,
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Speaker 2: who this week claimed the Premier League trophy. Not a
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Speaker 2: thing that we would really care about one way or another,
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Speaker 2: but Tom, there's just something about Liverpool, the city, I
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Speaker 2: dare say, the football club, the people that warms the
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Speaker 2: heart of the Irish. Do you know what.
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Speaker 1: I've been there twice, I think possibly three times, and
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Speaker 1: it's one of those places where you're.
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Speaker 2: Like, am I really in England? Oh? I am?
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Speaker 1: They're strip clubs every year?
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Speaker 2: But is that you're It's that that's how you get it.
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Speaker 2: If you wake up in a strange land, you geo
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Speaker 2: locate yourself, you look around and they're like, oh, whispers
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Speaker 2: angel feet, Okay, I know where I am?
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Speaker 1: What a specific strip giant angel feet?
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Speaker 2: I always to him sorry, I always tell you my
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Speaker 2: strip club story. I'm sorry if you've heard it before
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Speaker 2: in the on the podcast. But I was walking through
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Speaker 2: time one 'ty and like we'd get fled.
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Speaker 1: For strip clubs.
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Speaker 2: On't you can pass a certain age in your man
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Speaker 2: that just look at you and go like ah, dirtback
9:33
Speaker 2: here you go. And there's this guy and he was
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Speaker 2: handing out flares. We get them for casinos as well.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure you do too, right, And I'm walking down
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Speaker 2: towards the laughter lunge and again he's like flaring for
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Speaker 2: a strip club along the way and he's like, hey,
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Speaker 2: why don't you come to someone? And so strip club?
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Speaker 2: I was like, ib already goes No, we've got beautiful girls,
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Speaker 2: beautiful girls from Poland, beautiful girls from Estonia, beautiful girls
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Speaker 2: from Ashbourne. I was like, oh, got a second here.
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Speaker 1: Now you can't actually know I would you know?
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Speaker 2: You kind of have. I mean, I'm curious now about
10:05
Speaker 2: this beautiful girl from Ashbourne, just just the one just
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Speaker 2: got the got the matches is boss up jumped on
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Speaker 2: Collins JJ cabinets on the way back. Yeah yeah, I agree,
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Speaker 2: yeah yeah, But strip club's notwithstanding town Liverpool, the city
10:26
Speaker 2: you say it's been in or twice and you say
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Speaker 2: that it feels it doesn't feel English, and you're not
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Speaker 2: wrong because a lot of people say that. I'm not
10:34
Speaker 2: going to stand here before you and say that Liverpool
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Speaker 2: was built by the Irish. But we checked in, buddy,
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Speaker 2: We sure.
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Speaker 1: Did, like if you looked at it genuine if you're
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Speaker 1: looking on a map, though, it is so much closer
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Speaker 1: to Whales slash Dublin than it is to say London.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: It'd be some trick to get down to Cornwall from
10:52
Speaker 1: from Liverpool. It'd be more tandier. You can both you know,
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Speaker 1: roll over to to the Ireland from it, and there's
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Speaker 1: like down to the years. But we'll go back to
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Speaker 1: the Italian nineteen ninety years when Ireland actually had a
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Speaker 1: soccer team compete with some level. But there was a
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Speaker 1: good few players in it that were you know, had
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Speaker 1: the accent, but they had Irish surnames, you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, it seemed to be that that and
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Speaker 1: of course Men United of course had a few as well.
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Speaker 1: But Liverpool does seem to be it seems to be
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Speaker 1: an unspoken thing where it's completely acceptable to be you
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Speaker 1: know in Liverpool, but have an Irish an Irish surname,
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Speaker 1: have an Irish passport, almost almost link yourself to being
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Speaker 1: not English.
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Speaker 2: But your Scouts slash Irish. You kind of guess, yeah,
11:36
Speaker 2: you don't. We don't vote Tory up here. It's it's
11:40
Speaker 2: it's not for nothing to time there we as you
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Speaker 2: say yourself, Liverpool is on the left the whole of
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Speaker 2: that whole mainland.
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Speaker 1: It'd be the Sligo of.
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Speaker 2: The Slagos right of England. So if you're going to
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Speaker 2: cut across on a ferry, you know, for whatever reasons, unemployment, famine,
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Speaker 2: pick one statue, it's the first town in England that
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Speaker 2: you'll hit. Now you got to go past a whole
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Speaker 2: lot of whales to get there. But look, all right,
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Speaker 2: fair enough? Was that again?
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Speaker 1: Was that an ac DC song?
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Speaker 2: A whole lot of whales?
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Speaker 1: Snow is a whole lot of rosies.
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Speaker 2: Like I said, you'd beat, you'd be you'd be a
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Speaker 2: picky man fleeing the famin and tom to land in
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Speaker 2: Liverpool and say, era, fuck it, I'll push on to Newcastle.
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Speaker 2: To be fair, it wouldn't it did? Just do yet
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Speaker 2: that's you're like grand look just to be off the
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Speaker 2: boat exactly. And I dare say, Tom, you know you
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Speaker 2: didn't just have to come from Dublin across although there
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Speaker 2: is like sort of like a trading back and forth
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Speaker 2: between the ports of Liverpool and Dublin and the coal
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Speaker 2: ships and all this kind of crack, but they would
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Speaker 2: have come up from south as well in Ireland. Basically
12:48
Speaker 2: we're heading over to mainland England. Liverpool was your first
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Speaker 2: port of call and a lot of boys went forward and.
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Speaker 1: That well it was yeah, I mean you need only
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Speaker 1: look at the back and forth we trade can forth
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Speaker 1: with him. We have what's his name, Nathan Carter and
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Speaker 1: his brother. Do you know that was? I mean some
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Speaker 1: would say a fair deal or thousands and thousands of
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Speaker 1: you know, construction workers and whatnot. But rock me baby
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Speaker 1: like a wagon wheel, which whatever the fuck that means.
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Speaker 2: But but what was I going to say as well, Tom,
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Speaker 2: and not for nothing as well Liverpool's when you speak
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Speaker 2: about Liverpool's exports, look at the Beatles. I'm gonna tell
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Speaker 2: you listener, Lennon and McCartney, both Irish ancestry Lenin the
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Speaker 2: sympathizer of the IRA. It would see up their way.
13:37
Speaker 2: You can't move for Lenon's.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. Yeah, Lenond's glow up your Neckati would yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know have so many Starkey's it must be said.
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Speaker 1: To be fair. I suppose McCarty is his cork name
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Speaker 1: as well, so you know there's definitely a Tiger, you know,
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Speaker 1: well the Beatles, so.
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Speaker 2: You reckon as well. Now we have a wee bit
13:57
Speaker 2: of cork came up there too.
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Speaker 1: I would imagine, so I would have meant and so
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Speaker 1: with the McCarthy anyways, it's definitely a Courtney McCartney. I
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Speaker 1: should say it's could be told. Listen, I'm talking about
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Speaker 1: behold here the most important thing about Liverpool. It's nothing
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Speaker 1: to with their soccer club. Fair playty lads, I say
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Speaker 1: a fair pool. I didn't think you were doing well
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Speaker 1: judging by a couple of fellows I heard a couple
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Speaker 1: of weeks ago given out about you because they're die hard.
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Speaker 1: Are like, it must be mad for Liverpool LANs or
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Speaker 1: even British people in general to think there's Irish people
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Speaker 1: with tattoos of their of their team's logo, a sport
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Speaker 1: invented Harvard grown and still played only in Liverpool, and they're.
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Speaker 2: Like, it's it's that's strange to me as well.
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Speaker 1: That's that would be my like. I like rugby, but
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Speaker 1: I like the rugby team that's just up the road.
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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you know, I
14:49
Speaker 1: mean from here, I cannot wrap my head around going,
14:52
Speaker 1: hey we be chialling what what it.
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Speaker 2: Must be known? As well? Tom, just before we straight
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Speaker 2: off the football club all together that I give two
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Speaker 2: folks who wins at football one way or another, and
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Speaker 2: I couldn't name you three Liverpool players like I'm still
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Speaker 2: there going like, you know, does John Barnes still get
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Speaker 2: his place like that?
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Speaker 1: I don't think. I think Ian Rush packed it in
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Speaker 1: a year or two ago.
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Speaker 2: So that's but I did like your man Jurgen club
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Speaker 2: that managed them over the last couple of years.
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Speaker 1: I liked him. I liked him good.
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Speaker 2: Laddin came across well in interviews and just seemed like
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Speaker 2: good cracks. So I wish if nothing else, I wish
15:26
Speaker 2: him well. And I suppose the team that with them.
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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think he's I think he's gone.
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Speaker 1: He's gone, but there's nothing really more important. And I
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Speaker 1: think if I'm looking from the outside in at Liverpool
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Speaker 1: in general and all the great things that they're done.
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Speaker 1: Football was construction wise, housing, homing, taking in the Irish
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Speaker 1: as they did. But really the most interesting thing, I
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Speaker 1: think from our point of view has to be the
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Speaker 1: fucking accent.
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Speaker 2: There's nothing like it in the world.
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Speaker 1: I mean there is if you're not if you're an
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Speaker 1: unrelatable accent to any other place on the planet.
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Speaker 2: If you're at home, listener to this now and you're
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Speaker 2: not doing a Liverpool accent in your head right now?
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Speaker 2: What are you doing? I why not keep it out
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Speaker 2: of my head?
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Speaker 1: Right now?
16:12
Speaker 2: There's a guy.
16:13
Speaker 1: There's a guy, and he pops up in my timeline
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Speaker 1: and off he plays, he plays, he fights for the UFC,
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Speaker 1: and if to give him his due, he doesn't. He
16:21
Speaker 1: doesn't pare down his accent one bit. His name is
16:25
Speaker 1: Paddy Pimlet and he's the guy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah that fighter. Yeah, great hair and everything, you know
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Speaker 2: what I mean.
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Speaker 1: He's a very funny, kind of affable chap. But would
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Speaker 1: he like he will do. He'll make no allowances for
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Speaker 1: the Americans not understanding it. He doesn't care, which I
16:39
Speaker 1: really appreciate, you know what I mean? He doesn't. You know,
16:42
Speaker 1: Rory McElroy win in six months had an American accent.
16:45
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean.
16:46
Speaker 1: Also your you're working with Americans, and he's it's for
16:48
Speaker 1: the American audience.
16:49
Speaker 2: He hears it.
16:50
Speaker 1: But this fit is just sitting and going Chicken, me
16:55
Speaker 1: keep up, chick. Why you're putting some y fucking There's
17:01
Speaker 1: so much effort gone into that world, Chick.
17:04
Speaker 2: It must be said, Tom, even if you can't do
17:06
Speaker 2: act since and it's been proven on the Tom and
17:09
Speaker 2: Jerry Show that I can't, like you know, pretty much
17:13
Speaker 2: anybody could turn their hand to a Liverpool accent. You
17:16
Speaker 2: just need to do. What you need to do is.
17:20
Speaker 1: The mud guard of your voice needs to hit the
17:22
Speaker 1: stones off the back of your throat, if you know
17:25
Speaker 1: what I mean. When you hit the middle of a
17:26
Speaker 1: c K, that's and you're off to the races.
17:28
Speaker 2: So if you hit it, it's a chicken.
17:31
Speaker 1: It's a chicken. But why would you leave there? Just
17:33
Speaker 1: let the mud guard hit the stones and just and
17:35
Speaker 1: just hit it. Just a chicken and you're a chicken.
17:40
Speaker 1: Just dragging out that bit long, kind of like you're
17:42
Speaker 1: asking a question about the chicken too. There's a bit
17:45
Speaker 1: of an inflection in it, like.
17:46
Speaker 2: A chicken jaws, a chicken hit have a jaw dash
17:55
Speaker 2: eating a chicken.
17:57
Speaker 1: Like there's there's I mean, you're not too far away,
17:59
Speaker 1: you know, and you've got I'm sure we've talked about Oasis.
18:02
Speaker 1: We've done the Oasis accent, We've done the North of
18:04
Speaker 1: England acts and a regulas you'll hear Fred, Yeah, yeah,
18:08
Speaker 1: you know, and they're the kind of their own thing.
18:10
Speaker 1: Like you get to Joe the accent which goes a
18:12
Speaker 1: bit up and downly, but you know, you can almost
18:14
Speaker 1: it's like they've kind of just keep the most closed
18:17
Speaker 1: from all the coal plants they're in the area. And
18:20
Speaker 1: then you got the no, no, no no.
18:23
Speaker 2: Then you know that's just a bit droll because I
18:26
Speaker 2: think you know that, you know, Tea is really.
18:28
Speaker 1: Good with the problems logious, But then there's nothing relates
18:31
Speaker 1: to the Liverpool accent.
18:32
Speaker 2: It's just this fucking madness and we're looking into it.
18:36
Speaker 2: There's a good reason for that inderture. Yes, indeed, it's
18:39
Speaker 2: it's it's it is a coddle of accents. Tom just
18:42
Speaker 2: thrown into it, and not for nothing. A wee bit
18:45
Speaker 2: of Dublin and a wee bit of as you say yourself,
18:47
Speaker 2: a wee bit of West Cork.
18:47
Speaker 1: There there is, and I no doubt as well because
18:51
Speaker 1: they are so close to North Wales and the Welsh
18:54
Speaker 1: accents and the Bristolian accent have a bit of a
18:57
Speaker 1: sing song anything which they reckon. There was trade routes
18:59
Speaker 1: down to as a result of that, and that's how
19:01
Speaker 1: they kind of traded the up and down, the up
19:04
Speaker 1: and down.
19:04
Speaker 2: Then you know you're absolutely right, Hown, because I was
19:06
Speaker 2: there saying to myself, now, Cork lads caming off a
19:08
Speaker 2: long way to go to Liverpool. But no, it was
19:10
Speaker 2: a port, don't you know. It was a port for
19:12
Speaker 2: trading and all that kind of thing. And I would
19:14
Speaker 2: have been saying, shepping routes down to Cork as well.
19:16
Speaker 2: God I'm slow on the update to day. I'm not
19:18
Speaker 2: going to tell you too much too much, Sunshine, buddy, Your.
19:20
Speaker 1: Places like can have in Wales where they still speak Welsh,
19:24
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So you're getting, you're getting,
19:26
Speaker 1: and it's not a million miles off when you get
19:28
Speaker 1: to West Cork. Then you know you end up in
19:29
Speaker 1: West Cork, West Cork and before you know what, then
19:32
Speaker 1: you're talking about things before then you swing back up
19:35
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, now you're saying things, I'll
19:37
Speaker 1: have a Piccadian cook please, my fan way do you
19:39
Speaker 1: know there's there's not a million miles and the difference,
19:42
Speaker 1: so there is a single sounding things. You can hear
19:44
Speaker 1: that getting into the Liverpool because of course Liverpool is
19:47
Speaker 1: just fucking really I'm just really kind of sad all
19:50
Speaker 1: the fucking time, you know, I'm just sound sound like
19:54
Speaker 1: what's so f And then you because you're only across
19:57
Speaker 1: the water, you got it, there's a harshness comes into
19:59
Speaker 1: it from the Dublin side of things, because that's there's
20:03
Speaker 1: a bit of.
20:05
Speaker 2: I will say, Tom, the one that the one that
20:07
Speaker 2: gets me if you if you doubt that there's any
20:09
Speaker 2: link between the Dublin accent and the Liverpool accent. What
20:13
Speaker 2: do they keep as a pet that's not a dog? Cat? Cat?
20:21
Speaker 1: What do they wear around their head? Ah?
20:27
Speaker 2: What did they do to a dog? What did they
20:29
Speaker 2: give a dog? What did they give a good dog?
20:31
Speaker 2: They give a good Yeah we can do this all.
20:33
Speaker 1: Even yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what did what did the
20:36
Speaker 1: dog do? He did?
20:39
Speaker 2: That's a really good thing. That's a really good point. Actually, yeah, yeah,
20:41
Speaker 2: that's that's probably the one.
20:43
Speaker 1: But the one I'm joined the notion of the city
20:47
Speaker 1: something Welsh thing and the fun you know what I mean,
20:49
Speaker 1: because there's a bit of fun Dublin till you know
20:52
Speaker 1: what I mean. They're leaned very heavily into the ideas,
20:57
Speaker 1: you know. And what was it you had got You
20:59
Speaker 1: had turned a dub a couple of good maybe ten
21:01
Speaker 1: or fifteen episodes back, and you said something, you'd said,
21:04
Speaker 1: the hell it's what did you say? Was the moon?
21:07
Speaker 2: It was? The moon was one that was the That
21:10
Speaker 2: was my wee girl, like you know, it was looked
21:11
Speaker 2: at it the meal and I was like, no.
21:14
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like stemally stepped across my grave.
21:18
Speaker 2: Just you said, it's dreadful for this, the Sons of
21:21
Speaker 2: Old Star. Ah right, But what got me was that
21:26
Speaker 2: was the plates. The plates, the plates, the plates, Yeah,
21:31
Speaker 2: the plates, the plates. Oh yeah, okay, not just the plates,
21:36
Speaker 2: the plate plight plates. So you're right.
21:39
Speaker 1: So it's the kind of the y version of the
21:41
Speaker 1: two bottoms of your mouth. You can see that, you know,
21:43
Speaker 1: there's a the plates.
21:45
Speaker 2: Yeah slapped I slapped it out of myself a really
21:47
Speaker 2: quick time.
21:48
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus said, the plates. Oh my god, that's really
21:51
Speaker 1: really yeah.
21:53
Speaker 2: I mean, but the seal on the door of the
21:55
Speaker 2: morning closed when I.
21:56
Speaker 1: Said it did, yeah, there's no there's the you actually
21:59
Speaker 1: had a wet a wax thing that cracked open. You
22:02
Speaker 1: can never return now as a result of it. But
22:05
Speaker 1: apparently they because just looks at it here and of
22:07
Speaker 1: course they said the two. You know, when you literally
22:10
Speaker 1: type in the origins of the Liverpool accent, they're saying
22:12
Speaker 1: mostly Dublin, a lot of North Wales, obviously they're close proximity.
22:15
Speaker 1: But then visiting Scandinavian sailors, Oh, I have those visiting
22:22
Speaker 1: rum those visiting gorgeous bland bastards, thrown.
22:26
Speaker 2: Up visa carryings, Norwegian sailors.
22:30
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like the notion that
22:31
Speaker 1: that is thrown in that in which you know, dirty, dirty, dirty.
22:36
Speaker 2: I'm not sure where it fits in.
22:38
Speaker 1: Maybe it's there's a posture side. Maybe it's not in
22:40
Speaker 1: the Whirl, which isn't actually Liverpool. It's kind of the
22:42
Speaker 1: other side of the peninsula.
22:43
Speaker 2: We'll call it.
22:44
Speaker 1: It's two. That's where Paula Brady would be from, you know,
22:47
Speaker 1: the yes, and they call it the it's called the whirl.
22:51
Speaker 1: I once got stuck in the whirl. It's not I
22:55
Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know why you would call
22:57
Speaker 1: it in a pearl, but it's my passport got stolen
23:02
Speaker 1: and I had to wait for the boat to come back,
23:05
Speaker 1: and I sat in the bleakest bar, and I mean
23:07
Speaker 1: the fucking bleak ist bar. I never want to see
23:09
Speaker 1: the world ever again. I saw nothing Scandinavian about the
23:12
Speaker 1: place whatsoever, but only the yes. Perhaps maybe the audience
23:17
Speaker 1: and the odd singing sunning thing might come from Scandinavian,
23:20
Speaker 1: but for me, I'm here in Dublin. I'm here in
23:23
Speaker 1: North Wales and by North Wales as well.
23:25
Speaker 2: I hear cork, so.
23:27
Speaker 1: I think that's that's probably. And you you pointing out
23:30
Speaker 1: the the the plates, yeah, and the set and the
23:34
Speaker 1: cat and yeah, I think.
23:36
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's all there. It's all there.
23:39
Speaker 1: Now. Could you find where the Man of an Accent
23:42
Speaker 1: was devised from? No, it was found under a stone
23:45
Speaker 1: by a magic person.
23:46
Speaker 2: I no, forget about it. The Man of Accent is.
23:49
Speaker 2: I will hold my hands and admit now it's all
23:52
Speaker 2: put on.
23:53
Speaker 1: It is because I was working with normal ardl handling
23:57
Speaker 1: the other night and then he turned it on and
23:59
Speaker 1: I went Jesus Christ bright. And then he turned it
24:01
Speaker 1: off again and oh what happened.
24:03
Speaker 2: Taking control of this? That?
24:04
Speaker 1: Well, it's just a fucking what sorcery is this?
24:07
Speaker 2: We just we just use it for sympathy.
24:09
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, there is sympathy, Let on or.
24:12
Speaker 2: Slow so that we can there's a sadness something. There
24:15
Speaker 2: is a sadness in it and I get it. There's
24:17
Speaker 2: a bleakness here. Well listen, there's no bleakness around Liverpool
24:20
Speaker 2: because they're after winning. Well done your twenty first League Championship.
24:23
Speaker 2: But oh god, go with them. If you're from Liverpool
24:26
Speaker 2: and we are talking shy and you hate the Irish,
24:29
Speaker 2: then by all means let us know in the comments.
24:31
Speaker 2: But if you are a big fan of Liverpool Football Club,
24:35
Speaker 2: I don't keep that yourself. We don't care about the football.
24:37
Speaker 2: Let us know your thoughts or when one last thing
24:40
Speaker 2: before we go off Liverpool, Tom real quick though. And
24:43
Speaker 2: it goes back to gigging when you say you were
24:44
Speaker 2: over in Liverpool, were you overding that frog and bucket thing?
24:47
Speaker 2: I have done? I did the frog and bucket, Yes,
24:48
Speaker 2: I know, I didn't. I didn't know. I think tragedy
24:51
Speaker 2: of a comedy night. I didn't.
24:53
Speaker 1: I actually just did a gig, a gig there. I know,
24:56
Speaker 1: I was gigging somewhere else as well. No, I've never
24:58
Speaker 1: done the frog and bucket. It's I think the frog
25:00
Speaker 1: and bucket? Is it? Like? Is it a gun show?
25:02
Speaker 2: Start?
25:03
Speaker 1: I did the gun show in the comedy sellar in
25:07
Speaker 1: uh In in London and it was fucking bleak. I
25:13
Speaker 1: stayed on for almost my set and then somebody.
25:16
Speaker 2: Just look what anybody's trying to get ready at home?
25:18
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, I was there for the week, so
25:20
Speaker 1: I mean I was there were raising cards left right,
25:22
Speaker 1: and sent you MAM's gonging away as a pure ignorant.
25:24
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, oh no, no, no, as
25:26
Speaker 1: I'm stopping here, and I finished out my set, but
25:29
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't go on to the next front. Yeah.
25:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't come all the way here for you
25:33
Speaker 2: focused the gong away. But regardless of which, I'm gonna
25:35
Speaker 2: give a gong to this segment and we're gonna move
25:36
Speaker 2: on to segment two of the Tom and Jerry Show
25:39
Speaker 2: where we take a look every week and I ladd
25:42
Speaker 2: the crops up Tom and not just any lad, not
25:44
Speaker 2: just lad. You're like, oh, there's a load across the green.
25:46
Speaker 2: There must you must give me a shirt next time.
25:48
Speaker 2: I se him. No, no, no, not this ladder, that
25:49
Speaker 2: lad we're talking, but this lad. Now, there's that guy.
25:55
Speaker 2: You sent this ladd on to me, and I'm obsessed
25:58
Speaker 2: with this lad. Lately.
26:00
Speaker 1: You're finding some fucking weirdos, do you know?
26:04
Speaker 2: It must be said, Tom. I don't know whether I'm
26:06
Speaker 2: finding them or they are finding me. But I don't
26:09
Speaker 2: even know this lad's name, but I can tell you
26:11
Speaker 2: his Instagram handle. It's a chap on Instagram who works
26:14
Speaker 2: under the handle shirts and Pants, Shirts and Pants. And
26:17
Speaker 2: he appears, as far as I can tell, he's an
26:19
Speaker 2: American gentleman. He appears to working like what they would
26:22
Speaker 2: call it a thrift store, what we would call like
26:24
Speaker 2: the you know, SA visit all yeah, or the ox
26:27
Speaker 2: famm or the whatnot? Is it like a brick a
26:29
Speaker 2: brack store and and whatnot? And he's working in the
26:34
Speaker 2: shirts and plants departments, and he loves his work, and
26:37
Speaker 2: he has made a social media channel out of it.
26:39
Speaker 2: Lovely to see people just taking what they have in
26:42
Speaker 2: front of them and making merry with it. I used
26:45
Speaker 2: to do it working on hardware stores. Tom, you used
26:48
Speaker 2: to do it on the buildings as well. You know,
26:49
Speaker 2: you just you just take what it is and make
26:52
Speaker 2: what you want of it.
26:53
Speaker 1: Right, correct, So tell us what has this delightful fuckers.
26:58
Speaker 2: And pants shirts pants taking it upon himself. And I've
27:03
Speaker 2: gone back through his social media and I can't see
27:05
Speaker 2: why he's done this, if he has a history of
27:07
Speaker 2: doing this, no, but he's taken it upon himself to
27:10
Speaker 2: kick a rock around his hometown until it turns into
27:14
Speaker 2: a perfect sphere. He's on day fourteen right now. He
27:17
Speaker 2: started off with like a pyramid shaped granite rock, gray rock,
27:21
Speaker 2: nothing you wouldn't find loiter and around the place. And
27:25
Speaker 2: he's been kicking it for two weeks and it went
27:28
Speaker 2: from one kiloing way to top down the scales around
27:31
Speaker 2: about nine hundred and ninety five grams. As we record
27:34
Speaker 2: the day, he's down to around about seven hundred and
27:37
Speaker 2: thirty grams. So he's knocked off a quarter of the
27:40
Speaker 2: mass of this rock, and the edges, it must be said,
27:44
Speaker 2: are rounding out. And I don't know if he's ever
27:46
Speaker 2: going to get it into the shape and size of
27:49
Speaker 2: a golf ball as he claims to be. But like
27:51
Speaker 2: with an infinite amount of kicking around, like he hasn't said, oh,
27:53
Speaker 2: I'll have to finish it next week. I figure he's
27:56
Speaker 2: just going to kick this for another two three years
27:58
Speaker 2: until God damn it, it is around. And I have
28:00
Speaker 2: to tell you, Tom, I salute him.
28:04
Speaker 1: I when you send an ant to me, and I went,
28:06
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ McBride, he's we're gonna have to We're gonna
28:08
Speaker 1: have to have an intervention.
28:09
Speaker 2: Mc bride.
28:10
Speaker 1: Just find not every lad is this lad, but to
28:13
Speaker 1: give him, to give to him his due. He's an affable,
28:16
Speaker 1: like it's p O V. You're you're you're on his
28:19
Speaker 1: head and you're watching his foot kick the rock down
28:22
Speaker 1: the road.
28:22
Speaker 2: But he's chatting away about it. Now, I was.
28:24
Speaker 1: I looked it up and to see was it a
28:26
Speaker 1: thing that lads did in that town?
28:28
Speaker 2: Like do you know what I mean?
28:29
Speaker 1: Was it a at the tradition of where is he
28:32
Speaker 1: in America?
28:32
Speaker 2: Again? I couldn't remember.
28:35
Speaker 1: I was just looking at it. Now. The big thing
28:36
Speaker 1: for me is I couldn't take the risk here. I
28:39
Speaker 1: couldn't take the risk unless, as you said, granite, it
28:42
Speaker 1: was granite or a good lump of limestone. Because imagine
28:46
Speaker 1: you get to like day twenty seven and it's rounding
28:48
Speaker 1: out and then there's a stream, you know, a seam
28:51
Speaker 1: of sandstone up the middle of it, and that fucked
28:53
Speaker 1: splits you know what I mean, blitz.
28:54
Speaker 2: But he's I meant to say that time I was
28:58
Speaker 2: on mute.
28:58
Speaker 1: Sorry, he's in Portland, poor okay, right, Yeah, that'll be
29:01
Speaker 1: the kind of their vibe, right yeah, And.
29:03
Speaker 2: It'd be the go not go know or do nothing
29:05
Speaker 2: vibe with them.
29:06
Speaker 1: That would be a whole pile of idol lester steps
29:09
Speaker 1: because I like to be fair. You'd get a name.
29:12
Speaker 1: You'd get a name if you're doing that sort of
29:13
Speaker 1: ship around here.
29:14
Speaker 2: You know, you can do it for a full week
29:15
Speaker 2: around here.
29:16
Speaker 1: And I know, no, I know you're going to get
29:18
Speaker 1: the poor let up the road. So he's kicking the
29:20
Speaker 1: done around. I should hope the wise are locked away,
29:21
Speaker 1: so there is Yeah, you just go should a woman
29:23
Speaker 1: must be autre leaving him? What's what's the story there?
29:26
Speaker 2: Like? Yeah? Is he our?
29:27
Speaker 1: Is he all right?
29:28
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you one thing for shorts and pants here.
29:30
Speaker 2: Now he's just having a whale of a time kicking
29:32
Speaker 2: it around the place, and he's making no special effort
29:36
Speaker 2: into kicking it into shape like he's not well in it,
29:38
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. He's just like toe tapping
29:41
Speaker 2: it up the road in front of him. Now the
29:44
Speaker 2: gas and no harm to him. I reckon he could
29:46
Speaker 2: kick it as hard as he wanted and it wouldn't
29:47
Speaker 2: go very far. Now, this is't this kid in you know. Yeah, yeah, resistance.
29:52
Speaker 1: So he's not I'm saying that all right, he's just
29:54
Speaker 1: nudging it down the road.
29:55
Speaker 2: It's every swaften too.
29:56
Speaker 1: He's so awkward and I mean it's not in that
29:58
Speaker 1: out of shape that you couldn't good put. I'm not
30:01
Speaker 1: saying you're going to be playing you know, harpen back,
30:04
Speaker 1: You're not going to be for Liverpool. But at the
30:05
Speaker 1: same time, you can put a bit of it, you know,
30:08
Speaker 1: you could put a bit of a bit of pride
30:09
Speaker 1: into that kick. He's fucking lashing that thing.
30:12
Speaker 2: Well, he's just hambling it. Yeah, the ball.
30:14
Speaker 1: The thing is rolling out onto the road, that's rolling
30:16
Speaker 1: into you like Jesus Christ, like you you are you
30:20
Speaker 1: kicking with your bad foot. That's what looks like to
30:21
Speaker 1: me this thing. But I think he's got two bad feet,
30:24
Speaker 1: you know, the kind of way it's he's scammy.
30:27
Speaker 2: Like he is what they call Portland strong. Tom.
30:36
Speaker 1: There is Portland cement actually and yeah not from this town,
30:40
Speaker 1: from that town.
30:42
Speaker 2: But listen, he caught my eye this weekend and I
30:44
Speaker 2: want to give him a shout out to Shirts and
30:46
Speaker 2: Pants on Instagram. Give him a follow their shirts with
30:48
Speaker 2: his head, pants with his head. Look, just put in
30:52
Speaker 2: kick and Roca into Instagram and I'm sure you'll find him.
30:54
Speaker 2: We'll throw them up on the social media here. You
30:56
Speaker 2: can give him a follow. But it just made me think. Tom. Now,
30:59
Speaker 2: I don't know if if I've ever been as locked
31:01
Speaker 2: in on anything as this man has been. When I
31:05
Speaker 2: get locked in, though, Tom, I will say that I
31:06
Speaker 2: will say one thing for shorts and pants. He's not
31:08
Speaker 2: kicking the rock all day. He seems to just like
31:11
Speaker 2: kick it around on his lunch break or like forty
31:13
Speaker 2: five minute lunch break. He'll just kick it out and
31:14
Speaker 2: get a sandwich and the kick it back, So it's
31:16
Speaker 2: only getting like forty five minutes to an hour kick
31:18
Speaker 2: in the day. If that was me, I would kick
31:20
Speaker 2: it for three straight days. Oh, I may tell you
31:24
Speaker 2: up to the sky on Red Bull, I stay awake
31:26
Speaker 2: and kick the fuck out of that thing.
31:29
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, I would cheat so bad
31:32
Speaker 1: with what he's at there now. I yes, I record
31:35
Speaker 1: a couple of forty five second videos. I'll be kicking
31:36
Speaker 1: it down the road, which I can tell you here now.
31:39
Speaker 1: That rock is going straight into the cement mixer outside
31:42
Speaker 1: of the house. Okay, I'm putting that on overnight. That
31:45
Speaker 1: thing is coming out around as a fucking cue ball
31:47
Speaker 1: by the time I'm done with it, because I'll put
31:49
Speaker 1: it into the mixer and he'll clang and bang away
31:51
Speaker 1: and by the time it comes out there won't be
31:53
Speaker 1: an edge left in any direction from him.
31:55
Speaker 2: He actually, he actually stays ahead of allegations of cheating
31:59
Speaker 2: by way the rock at the start an end of
32:02
Speaker 2: every video a video the way that it ended at
32:05
Speaker 2: the last one it comes into, it comes into the
32:07
Speaker 2: new video, so it didn't mysteriously lose sixty grands overnight.
32:10
Speaker 2: Like he's He's a lot of things, Tom, let me
32:13
Speaker 2: tell you that again. He's a fucking lot of things.
32:17
Speaker 2: But it doesn't seem to be a cheat. Well, he's
32:20
Speaker 2: locked in, Tom, and it got me to think, in there, Tom,
32:22
Speaker 2: I don't know that you've ever kicked a rock around
32:24
Speaker 2: here in your life. But surely there's something that you
32:27
Speaker 2: got more than just a little bit obsessed with. There's
32:30
Speaker 2: there some little thing that you simply had to do.
32:33
Speaker 2: What was your crowning achievement, tom your accomplishment? What was
32:37
Speaker 2: your rock to kick Jesus?
32:39
Speaker 1: Very general like literally pick anything, you literally pick anything
32:44
Speaker 1: I've ever mentioned to you ever, And I've absolutely met
32:49
Speaker 1: the fucking the big boss and killed him. I only
32:54
Speaker 1: have obsession I have I don't have.
32:58
Speaker 2: You don't have a gear has a rock.
33:00
Speaker 1: Every rock is a rock. I've absolute freak for anything
33:05
Speaker 1: I set my sights on. And I don't know why
33:07
Speaker 1: I usedn't be, but in the last maybe ten twelve years,
33:11
Speaker 1: I mean an absolute And when I when I'm nonchalant
33:14
Speaker 1: about the thing, I mean it could fall off from
33:16
Speaker 1: all the world's existence and memory, and I bear no,
33:21
Speaker 1: I bear nothing for it. I'm cold and lies to it.
33:24
Speaker 1: So if it doesn't matter to me, I mean it
33:27
Speaker 1: doesn't exist at all, it doesn't exist. So when I
33:30
Speaker 1: lock onto something like I went through a long period
33:34
Speaker 1: like Jesus Christ, the obscurity of pressurized timber, I mean,
33:45
Speaker 1: I mean I track down stuff around Europe and around
33:48
Speaker 1: Ireland that even lads were like, how do you find me?
33:55
Speaker 1: You were a tough one to get, but I gotcha.
33:58
Speaker 1: I want the specific a Timber, and I wanted to
34:00
Speaker 1: pressurize to this bar.
34:02
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, finding Timber.
34:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Timber, I'm just going to give you one thing.
34:09
Speaker 1: I mean, I can talk about stone all day long.
34:11
Speaker 1: Like literally, I'm looking out at thirty seven fucking loads
34:14
Speaker 1: of this stuff outside there, and I know every minibe
34:16
Speaker 1: rabat that came out, the specific, the specific grade and
34:19
Speaker 1: everything like as you mentioned.
34:21
Speaker 2: It, Tom, I'm looking at it right now with my
34:23
Speaker 2: very specific obsession. There was one other thing there that
34:27
Speaker 2: was somewhat rock kicky in my life that I got
34:29
Speaker 2: locked in and I don't know where I came about it, Tom,
34:30
Speaker 2: but I found like, I'm like, you know, dometer.
34:34
Speaker 1: To be fair to you, right, do you have great
34:39
Speaker 1: follow along? Like nobody could follow along my stupid shiit
34:43
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? They'd tap out ten
34:45
Speaker 1: minutes in. But you have had great follow along stuff
34:48
Speaker 1: in the past that you were able to actually document,
34:52
Speaker 1: like you getting drunk for the Hedgehogs.
34:54
Speaker 2: You know that was I was going to say, Tom,
34:56
Speaker 2: for good and for real, I tell you the one
34:57
Speaker 2: thing you have. This one I didn't. This one that
34:59
Speaker 2: goes back to chi bildhood. I think it was when childhood.
35:02
Speaker 2: It would have been a grown ass man, would have
35:03
Speaker 2: been about a fifteen or sixteen but a found noo
35:05
Speaker 2: dometer like get a clock from it. And I don't
35:07
Speaker 2: think it was from a car. It was like a
35:08
Speaker 2: counter out of what I think like a petrol pump
35:12
Speaker 2: or some sort you know, right, you know in the
35:15
Speaker 2: old petrol pumps. The analog patrol pumpster was like a
35:17
Speaker 2: very very small counter at the bottom of it. Anyway,
35:21
Speaker 2: I come to I come to be in a possession
35:23
Speaker 2: of it, and it was out of the machine. It
35:25
Speaker 2: was just like sitting in your hand, and there was
35:27
Speaker 2: a wee spindle at the side of it that if
35:29
Speaker 2: you spawned it would it would clock itself up. Yeah,
35:32
Speaker 2: I clocked that all the way around to you went
35:35
Speaker 2: from zero to what what could you go to?
35:37
Speaker 1: Ten thousand, one thousand?
35:38
Speaker 2: The highest they could go to it was six digits.
35:41
Speaker 2: So what was that? Jesus Christ nine nine ninety nine,
35:46
Speaker 2: that was yeah, ninety ninety nine, big pardon ninety nine million,
35:51
Speaker 2: three million, okay, okay, Yeah, that's I spawned, I sponded,
35:56
Speaker 2: and I remember, like, you know, I got teck with
35:58
Speaker 2: it one day as you would, and my dad had
36:01
Speaker 2: like a bench grinder.
36:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is was this like your first funeral moment?
36:07
Speaker 1: You know what, He's trying to white wind wind back
36:09
Speaker 1: the odometer. You said, I'm gonna kick it. Same with
36:11
Speaker 1: me with the mixer. I would just catch the stone
36:13
Speaker 1: as roads the mixer and cheat.
36:14
Speaker 2: So you I offered. I offered the spindle of it
36:17
Speaker 2: up to the to the bench grinder, and now I
36:18
Speaker 2: was like and like it was like really clocking, but
36:22
Speaker 2: I could feel the thing getting hot in me hand.
36:24
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to burn this thing out
36:25
Speaker 2: now before I so I didn't. I didn't do it
36:27
Speaker 2: too much. Now, if it had been a gain, I
36:29
Speaker 2: would have got the drill and put to it and spin.
36:30
Speaker 1: It to it. Did you feel did you feel dirty
36:34
Speaker 1: for for cheating a couple of kiometers? And no, Jesus no,
36:37
Speaker 1: I felt.
36:38
Speaker 2: I felt. I felt top of the world. I don't care.
36:40
Speaker 2: I was only competing against myself and he cheats.
36:44
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and you and you accepted cheating. That's
36:46
Speaker 1: that's the fair point.
36:48
Speaker 2: But I'm looking right now at my current obsession. Tom,
36:50
Speaker 2: it's out the front. My black ban is out the front, Tom,
36:53
Speaker 2: and my black bin is out the front for the
36:56
Speaker 2: first time in eight weeks. I have not put that
37:00
Speaker 2: out for eight weeks. And that's not like I'm in
37:01
Speaker 2: here hip deep and rubbish. I made it my business
37:04
Speaker 2: to not because I was putting that thing out every
37:06
Speaker 2: week Willy Nilly Titanic Lifeboats sending it out half empty.
37:11
Speaker 1: Now is it the collection, the charge on, or just
37:13
Speaker 1: the wage, Like you have to put eight weeks of
37:16
Speaker 1: wait into that, and it's all it's all the matter.
37:18
Speaker 2: The charger, the charger for both. And if they're going
37:20
Speaker 2: to get the charger for collecting and empty, do you
37:22
Speaker 2: know what I mean? The charger for collecting bottle of
37:26
Speaker 2: yopping it?
37:26
Speaker 1: Okay, right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
37:28
Speaker 2: But then they do get you on the weight. So
37:29
Speaker 2: I don't know that I don't know that we're gonna
37:31
Speaker 2: win all that much money wise. But the pride dumb
37:33
Speaker 2: is unbelievable because I've been watching that been for eight
37:36
Speaker 2: straight weeks. This chap's been kicking rocks for two weeks. Brother,
37:39
Speaker 2: come at me at the eight week mark, and you've
37:42
Speaker 2: been like stamping on eggshells to get them smaller. All right,
37:50
Speaker 2: I've been being so good. I've been putting compost in
37:53
Speaker 2: the compost. But because I just I just should be
37:55
Speaker 2: known to him there like those longest time I let
37:57
Speaker 2: the compost been going to fuck because I like that
37:58
Speaker 2: thing stinks. Man, I'm sorry, Jesus, do you know? But
38:01
Speaker 2: then I was like, now, come on, price of Everton
38:03
Speaker 2: gone up. You gotta do your best. You gotta do
38:05
Speaker 2: your bess for my pride house. You gotta save fourteen
38:10
Speaker 2: fifty over an eight week periods.
38:12
Speaker 1: That is I mean, there's no I'm not saying there's
38:14
Speaker 1: no compete with my carry on, but there's no. There's
38:16
Speaker 1: no joining in with my own personal fucking weirdness. But
38:20
Speaker 1: I would love to hear I did really love to.
38:24
Speaker 2: Hear of listeners. Have they chat absolutely this is the place?
38:28
Speaker 1: How many weeks? How many This is the perfect one
38:31
Speaker 1: to chime in on. How many weeks have you gone
38:34
Speaker 1: with the with the black beIN? Have you pushed it?
38:37
Speaker 2: Have you? Do you? Have you done the jam? Maybe
38:39
Speaker 2: maybe eight weeks is amateur er. Maybe I'm over here like, yeah,
38:41
Speaker 2: eight weeks and they're like eight weeks. Yeah, come on, buddy,
38:44
Speaker 2: We're we're doing much better than that. Well, I'd love
38:46
Speaker 2: to hear it. I'm out here with a lasagnea rubbish yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
38:50
Speaker 2: but that's it. Yeah.
38:51
Speaker 1: At the same time, I mean, I'm impressed. I couldn't.
38:54
Speaker 2: There's no way right now we could do that.
38:56
Speaker 1: Not a hope in that house because we're still on
38:59
Speaker 1: packaging and shit, right, you know what I mean, there's
39:01
Speaker 1: still stuff that you'd consider construction stuff and things like
39:04
Speaker 1: that going in there. It ain't know your bottles going
39:06
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to have to hide a few bits
39:08
Speaker 1: to make it look like it isn't a builders yard either,
39:11
Speaker 1: do so there is still definitely.
39:14
Speaker 2: September going into the compost. Been it's all organic, a
39:16
Speaker 2: little mulch, I suppose.
39:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So it's I won't get to that obsession level.
39:22
Speaker 1: I don't have an option just yet that my main
39:24
Speaker 1: is full to the ring every single week, so I
39:28
Speaker 1: can't even compete. But I'd love to hear people have
39:31
Speaker 1: because I can be here. I can see myself having
39:33
Speaker 1: a right go at that if when all my ducks
39:35
Speaker 1: are in a.
39:35
Speaker 2: Row and have a right go at that now, and
39:38
Speaker 2: and if you if you don't share any of our obsessions.
39:41
Speaker 2: We'd love to hear what ones you do have, Like
39:44
Speaker 2: what is your rock to kick throughout the summer? Let
39:46
Speaker 2: us know in the comments. But yeah, there we go, folks,
39:51
Speaker 2: there we go. This week's this lad shirts and pants
39:53
Speaker 2: on the Instagram pages will share his link. Now, Tom,
39:56
Speaker 2: before we go boldly into the future, We're going to
40:00
Speaker 2: take a look bravely into the past with the closing
40:02
Speaker 2: segment of The Tom and Jerry Show, because, as we
40:04
Speaker 2: said many times, I mean Tom exists in the fulcrum
40:07
Speaker 2: of life, born, born at a time where we can
40:10
Speaker 2: see old ways dying off and growing up in a
40:13
Speaker 2: time where we can say new ways being shepherded. And
40:16
Speaker 2: we've seen an awful lot in our combined eighty to
40:19
Speaker 2: ninety years Tom, and we bring it all back in
40:21
Speaker 2: a segment we call we Remember When when I was
40:25
Speaker 2: a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
40:29
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it.
40:31
Speaker 1: This one call us the sports podcast.
40:34
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, oh us the sports podcast this week.
40:35
Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, you know that we remember when?
40:38
Speaker 2: In the segment is always born from something I guess
40:40
Speaker 2: that's happening around us. And as Tom was about to
40:43
Speaker 2: tell you, yeah, sports, great stuff.
40:47
Speaker 1: This one comes around. And to be fair, like a
40:51
Speaker 1: great sport should involve everybody, experts or not, you know
40:55
Speaker 1: what I mean, enthusiasts, they're not a great sport, a
40:58
Speaker 1: right hype of sport, you know what I mean.
41:00
Speaker 2: It should be able to get invested in.
41:02
Speaker 1: Exactly, it should bring people in, especially the people on
41:05
Speaker 1: the fringes who don't have any interest, such as us
41:08
Speaker 1: and I, like, I would have a marginal interest in
41:12
Speaker 1: in boxing only because of a couple of friends who
41:13
Speaker 1: boxed at a decent level, because I was always interested.
41:16
Speaker 1: What would the obsession it takes to get to professional
41:20
Speaker 1: levels of fighters? Oh my god, it's it's so obscure
41:26
Speaker 1: their lifestyle, like you just have to like you have
41:29
Speaker 1: to be so there is no arson about when it
41:32
Speaker 1: comes to perfect especially when it's fighting. It's not professional bowling,
41:36
Speaker 1: it's fighting. You can get really fucking hard.
41:39
Speaker 2: Fucked up on this. So who was fighting at the weekend?
41:41
Speaker 1: So this one and this this is this was like
41:43
Speaker 1: Judgment day two kind of a thing. Like because fighting
41:46
Speaker 1: at the weekend, I mean, you never get this happening.
41:48
Speaker 1: This was amazing to have these two fighters to line up.
41:51
Speaker 1: Given who their fathers are. We had Chris hu Back
41:54
Speaker 1: junior and he was fighting Connor Ben.
41:57
Speaker 2: Connor benk senior son and Nigel Ben British boxers from
42:04
Speaker 2: the nineties, very very very famous, Chris eu Bank in
42:08
Speaker 2: particular because of his oddness and his way going on.
42:11
Speaker 2: But their sons clashed in the ring. This was real
42:13
Speaker 2: creep to stuff like this was.
42:17
Speaker 1: It was epic to have it. And and you Bank,
42:19
Speaker 1: who is like cheese. I mean, I've only saw the
42:22
Speaker 1: extended highlights, but my god, it was an absolute slabber knocker.
42:26
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
42:27
Speaker 1: It's a barn burner all the lines from wrestling, do
42:30
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? They pier six, Yeah, they
42:33
Speaker 1: lay like they took him out. They took each other
42:36
Speaker 1: to the back of the woodshed and gave him a
42:37
Speaker 1: good hut like I mean, just all like the pure
42:41
Speaker 1: like the purest good watching go Oh my god, I
42:43
Speaker 1: say it, but an absolute looking in from underneath the door,
42:48
Speaker 1: not a clue about fighting, would have loved this because
42:52
Speaker 1: they just lit each other up there and because they
42:54
Speaker 1: had the fitness to go the full twelve rons. There's
42:56
Speaker 1: nothing worse than watching some of the big heavyweights. When
42:59
Speaker 1: it goes to all heavyweight fights should be cut off
43:01
Speaker 1: at five. You know what I mean, cut off of
43:03
Speaker 1: five because there's a lumbering around, the lumbering around, these
43:06
Speaker 1: hanging out of each other. This was this was middleweight,
43:09
Speaker 1: so you're perfect, perfect. They went to full twelve rounds.
43:12
Speaker 1: One hundred has an hour for the full twelve rounds,
43:14
Speaker 1: and you bet Junior Chris Euban Junior took it. He
43:18
Speaker 1: took it like unanimously all three judges and he did.
43:20
Speaker 1: In the end, he got in a lot more. I
43:22
Speaker 1: think he's accuracy more than anything. There seemed to be
43:26
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of good fight from both
43:28
Speaker 1: of them. But from what I could see, Chris hu
43:30
Speaker 1: Bank Jr. Was just a better boxer, like a sharper
43:33
Speaker 1: boxer in the end, but like Ben, took an unbelievable
43:37
Speaker 1: amount of punishment.
43:39
Speaker 2: Well here's the thing, Tom, unfair play to the lads.
43:41
Speaker 2: There you go. But keen eared listeners might not be
43:44
Speaker 2: hearing a lot of we remember when in the middle
43:46
Speaker 2: of all this exactly that's where this next bit comes up,
43:48
Speaker 2: because we remember when Chris Eubank and Nigel Ben went
43:52
Speaker 2: at it in the nineties to begin with. But that's
43:55
Speaker 2: not all we remember, Tom. We remember when this ship
43:58
Speaker 2: was on free television. I swear to God, and this
44:01
Speaker 2: is what I'm talking about.
44:02
Speaker 1: Like there was We didn't grow up in a boxing household,
44:05
Speaker 1: but we grew like you know, father Obays in sports
44:09
Speaker 1: of some one or or another. Didn't We didn't know
44:11
Speaker 1: anything about boxing. There was no boxing club up the
44:13
Speaker 1: road or anything. But the way you could throw a
44:18
Speaker 1: few more fighters into that, like obviously Steve Collins, the
44:22
Speaker 1: Celtic Warrior, you had of course Barry mcgwigan throw him
44:28
Speaker 1: into that that kind of thing as well, and and
44:29
Speaker 1: Prince Nazim Hamad, you know what I mean. There was
44:32
Speaker 1: a there was a collection of guys that were it
44:34
Speaker 1: was free day, free TV.
44:36
Speaker 2: But when free TV, when you're getting them.
44:38
Speaker 1: You're getting you're getting the likes of high high end
44:41
Speaker 1: boxing and the you know, and it's that British you know,
44:45
Speaker 1: a lot of it is fought in Wembley, so it's
44:46
Speaker 1: at British Irish times. It was perfect Saturday night popcorn
44:51
Speaker 1: and the coke watching. And you know what I mean,
44:54
Speaker 1: you didn't know who, you didn't really know the technical
44:57
Speaker 1: sides of things.
44:57
Speaker 2: But you know, I mean, you hear what you He's.
45:00
Speaker 1: Simply the best, come on, you know who's coming out like?
45:02
Speaker 1: And he's standing there with the pomp of bravado. I mean,
45:05
Speaker 1: he was worth the ticket money alone, you bank completely
45:08
Speaker 1: out of his bin mental But he's standing there just
45:11
Speaker 1: tapping the two gloves together in love and himself slowly
45:15
Speaker 1: stepping his way to the ring, and then of course
45:17
Speaker 1: he does to jump over and then the dark destroyer himself,
45:21
Speaker 1: Niger Bend, comes out and it's all you know, dark
45:23
Speaker 1: and moody and stuff like it was. It was just
45:27
Speaker 1: one step away from wrestling, do you know what I mean?
45:29
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, like, here's the point of it all. Okay,
45:32
Speaker 2: when we say that the boxing was free to watch
45:34
Speaker 2: on TV, no no, no. Me and Tom came up
45:36
Speaker 2: in a time where sport was just free to watch
45:38
Speaker 2: on TV. You could watch First Division football on TV.
45:42
Speaker 2: You could watch Liverpool win the League on the BBC
45:46
Speaker 2: of a Saturday, no bother, no pay per view, no
45:49
Speaker 2: Sky TV, no Sky subscription, no paid channels, just free
45:54
Speaker 2: sport on TV. And I figure, like, you know, if
45:57
Speaker 2: you say that to a lot of young people these days,
45:59
Speaker 2: you didn't grow up in that time. That's a fucking
46:03
Speaker 2: mind blowing thing because right now you can't watch the
46:06
Speaker 2: goddamn cricket on the TV unless you have a Sky subscription.
46:09
Speaker 2: They're charging you to pay to watch cricket, Tom cricket.
46:12
Speaker 1: Everything is going behind the paywall. And look, I can
46:15
Speaker 1: see why, because everything gets more expensive.
46:18
Speaker 2: But it just comes.
46:21
Speaker 1: Even though I think they were trying to put you know,
46:23
Speaker 1: GA on some GA gold thing that you had to
46:26
Speaker 1: subscribe to as well.
46:27
Speaker 2: And I don't think we're out of that water yet.
46:29
Speaker 1: No, I think it probably will go there, which is Look,
46:31
Speaker 1: I understand boxing. They got to get huge paydays. Footballers
46:36
Speaker 1: get huge paydays. But when you're starting to put GA
46:40
Speaker 1: behind the paywall, you were like, hold on one second,
46:43
Speaker 1: I have a question, like who's getting paid or not
46:47
Speaker 1: the players? Oh, not the players, right, the physios and
46:50
Speaker 1: the backroom stat Yeah, but the players actually don't say
46:53
Speaker 1: a bean all right, right?
46:54
Speaker 2: Right?
46:54
Speaker 1: So this ship is going okay, right, So I can
46:59
Speaker 1: kind of understand. I don't agree with it because I
47:03
Speaker 1: loved the like the notion of it being for like,
47:06
Speaker 1: if it was behind the paywall, we would have never
47:08
Speaker 1: given a slice and shit.
47:10
Speaker 2: That's the thing, Tom, Like, if I had any heat
47:12
Speaker 2: in sport in my life, it was up until I
47:16
Speaker 2: ran about fifteen because I could care less about boxing
47:19
Speaker 2: on a day to day basis. But I'll watch you
47:20
Speaker 2: bank versus Ben and U Bank versus. I watched you
47:23
Speaker 2: Bank versus Michael Watson on the TV. For God's sake,
47:26
Speaker 2: I watched, like you know, Prince, I see m Hammad
47:28
Speaker 2: all these I'd love to see him getting beaten, but
47:30
Speaker 2: he never did. That's how he did it. That's how
47:31
Speaker 2: Muhammad Ali made his money. People wanted to seem beaten
47:34
Speaker 2: more than one of them winning. But there you go.
47:38
Speaker 2: All this was just like the only thing that I
47:40
Speaker 2: would be slightly annoyed about is that it used to
47:42
Speaker 2: be on ITV at nine o'clock on a Saturday night.
47:44
Speaker 2: And that was like usually like when the shoe a
47:46
Speaker 2: movie or some such sod be like, oh there's no
47:48
Speaker 2: movie this week, there's boxing, and I'm like, all right, okay,
47:50
Speaker 2: fair enough.
47:51
Speaker 1: But the only thing is I mean, when it was
47:53
Speaker 1: the big boxing fights, like the ones like I think
47:56
Speaker 1: the second one, which I loved that they were going
47:58
Speaker 1: for the terminator team, you know, when they the second
48:02
Speaker 1: one between Ben and you bank and they call it
48:04
Speaker 1: Judgment Day.
48:05
Speaker 2: You know, it's just great.
48:09
Speaker 1: It was great pomp and ceremony, and I mean it's
48:12
Speaker 1: still to this day. I mean you even I would
48:14
Speaker 1: encourage anybody if they're ever you know, if they ever
48:16
Speaker 1: get an opportunity to go to a night at the boxing.
48:19
Speaker 2: It is so entertaining.
48:21
Speaker 1: Like because they still do the you know, make it.
48:25
Speaker 1: There's so much games when ship goes on, make one
48:27
Speaker 1: fighter will make the other fighter wait in the ring
48:29
Speaker 1: that bit longer, and stuff. The music will play, but
48:32
Speaker 1: and you get the audience going absolutely burnerners. It's good
48:36
Speaker 1: batter and different. It's should we say, wrestling on a
48:39
Speaker 1: small you know, it's still got theater to it.
48:42
Speaker 2: Like yeah, you know what I mean, you.
48:45
Speaker 1: Need to look and look around at some of the
48:46
Speaker 1: mad jokes that are in the audience, would you. That's
48:48
Speaker 1: half the crack of the whole thing.
48:50
Speaker 2: Like it's it's perhaps a little bit more like wrestling
48:52
Speaker 2: than anyone would care to admit. Tom here we are
48:55
Speaker 2: the but yeah, there you go, and it's it's a
48:59
Speaker 2: you know, have a night at the wrestling and come
49:01
Speaker 2: back to me. How much tell me how much change
49:02
Speaker 2: you have left after over and just think that there
49:06
Speaker 2: was a time when all that was free, that was
49:09
Speaker 2: as free on TV as Blue Peter was, that you
49:13
Speaker 2: paid as much to watch Bike or Grove as you
49:16
Speaker 2: did to watch box office boxing. Yeah, and I dare
49:21
Speaker 2: say in the early nineties, Tom, that's when, if you remember,
49:23
Speaker 2: like you know, you had your Mike Tyson fights over
49:26
Speaker 2: in the States and they were all clearly on HBO.
49:28
Speaker 2: The Americans figured out and hang on a second, like
49:31
Speaker 2: you can, We've got a system in place now that
49:33
Speaker 2: we can, you know, charge money for this. We've got
49:37
Speaker 2: pay per view is a thing, a reliable thing now.
49:39
Speaker 2: And then the British over here, we're like, what's that now,
49:42
Speaker 2: pay per view? Maybe we can put a couple of
49:44
Speaker 2: these boxing fights behind the pay well and that was it. Boom,
49:46
Speaker 2: forget about it. You tell me the box and you
49:48
Speaker 2: watch on ITV at nine o'clock on a Saturday. These
49:51
Speaker 2: days you're not even gonna see the fucking Olympics for
49:53
Speaker 2: TV anymore. Not a fit. But that is Yeah, it's again.
49:58
Speaker 1: I'd almost, I damn near put it to the back
50:00
Speaker 1: of my mind that it was just always a thing
50:02
Speaker 1: that I was Mendela and affecting myself, like so many
50:04
Speaker 1: of these things until you brought it up and went, you.
50:05
Speaker 2: Know, we used to be able to watch that time
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Speaker 2: for free.
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Speaker 1: I was like, Jesus, we did.
50:09
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean you could watch football for free
50:11
Speaker 2: as well. And I'm not talking about the I'm not
50:14
Speaker 2: talking about like the Champions League. I'm not talking about
50:17
Speaker 2: the Charity Shield once a year. No, I'm talking about
50:20
Speaker 2: you could see United in Liverpool on a Saturday. You
50:23
Speaker 2: were so inclined. We did watch the A team.
50:25
Speaker 1: This was the ad meate too. But at the same time,
50:28
Speaker 1: this was a time when you'd hear, you know, the
50:29
Speaker 1: funny stories of Brian Cloth kicking fill us up the
50:32
Speaker 1: hole and stuff like that. But this was a time
50:34
Speaker 1: when footballers were still normal people. You know, A flash
50:38
Speaker 1: normal question mark. Well you know what I mean, a
50:40
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50:42
Speaker 1: that he gets slagged for in playing from any night
50:45
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50:48
Speaker 2: They're like, who's flash fucker over here?
50:50
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50:54
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50:56
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