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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 47 - World War III (ft. Billy Football) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Terms apply. Yeah, what is up? Everybody? Welcome back to
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  Speaker 4: Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today is Thursday or Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Cats out the bag? Brother, it's Thursday. We're living in
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  Speaker 1: the past right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yep. It is a couple of days before. We're recording
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  Speaker 4: this early because Rome once again is bailing on the program.
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  Speaker 1: So that's how fucking rumors get started. Bro, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: fucking dedicated cal rip Can ask one you know who
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  Speaker 1: cal Ripken was, bro? Yeah, civil war general or something
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  Speaker 1: war hero. Yeah, some fucking bullshit like that.
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  Speaker 4: So you're going out, you're going out to uh storm
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  Speaker 4: chaser storm chasers?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, by now some of them will have happened.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, So what do you guys doing in your film
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  Speaker 4: in a whole season? Is that how it works?
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  Speaker 1: It's like more of just like an event, just like
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  Speaker 1: a week.
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  Speaker 4: And you pump out like a bunch of videos all week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, we crank out videos.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: You've probably been watching them on your timeline.
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  Speaker 4: Probably And are they sold because that's priority?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, actually, the sales team there's kind of a disconnect.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so the whole sales team.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're doing it on iPhones. We Jerry rigged the
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  Speaker 1: car with fifteen iPhones. They we're gonna shoot it from every.
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  Speaker 4: The most powerful fucking weapon. That's what Riggs said in
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  Speaker 4: the meeting. This is the most powerful fucking weapon we have.
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  Speaker 4: They said it just like that, you said, fucking weapon.
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  Speaker 1: Russia was throwing iPhones over the fucking border of Ukraine,
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  Speaker 1: just dropping in iPhones.
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  Speaker 4: So they were slobbing off Rigs in the meeting. They're like,
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  Speaker 4: Riggs records all of his content on his phone. And
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  Speaker 4: then Riggs is like, may I this is the most
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  Speaker 4: powerful fucking weapon we have in the twenty first century.
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  Speaker 1: Look what you could do on it. Calculator, compass, timer,
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  Speaker 1: stop watch.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, I record everything. I don't use everything,
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  Speaker 4: but I record everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's he's living in the Truman I.
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  Speaker 4: Agree with them to an extent.
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  Speaker 1: I do too. It was just good.
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  Speaker 4: Agreed with basically everything they were saying.
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  Speaker 1: It was good to see Riggs. Honestly. The craziest thing
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  Speaker 1: is like, I feel like the best way to be
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  Speaker 1: successful at barstool is to like move far away from
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  Speaker 1: New York. Oh yeah, Caleb left New York. Riggs out
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  Speaker 1: of New York. All people are just like spending their
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  Speaker 1: time to focus on their own content, instead of someone being.
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  Speaker 4: Like, hey, like, would you mind the I'm gonna bug
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  Speaker 4: you in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna bug you. Would you mind flying into South
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  Speaker 1: Africa some rugby content. You're a big rugby guy.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, we gotta we picked up.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to this brand. We're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: you to learn how to play Minecraft and then go
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  Speaker 1: to the nationals out in Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 4: We got a new ex we got a new deal
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  Speaker 4: with UH with Exon, and we want you to fly
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  Speaker 4: out to you range do some oil commercials.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have you work on an oil rig and
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  Speaker 1: then maybe you're gonna pump gas in the Midwest for
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  Speaker 1: about six or eight months. That's your passion, right.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be cute. We're gonna make it look real cute.
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  Speaker 1: People do love to come and just drop some random
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  Speaker 1: shit on you, and now you have this obligation.
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  Speaker 4: They don't like to do that to me anymore because
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  Speaker 4: they know how much they did. A deva I am
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  Speaker 4: to work with.
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  Speaker 1: You are a diva'll work with and you'll just act
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  Speaker 1: super disinterested, like so what are we doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I am just Yeah, you're the one that
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  Speaker 4: you're we're folding like an ad for like dad chat,
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, all right, let's go, because let's get
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  Speaker 4: after it here.
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  Speaker 1: I got my own vision. Yeah, I took some notes
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  Speaker 1: on different costumes that we could have. These you're a
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  Speaker 1: little bit unrealistic, and I'll be enthusiastic about it. And
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  Speaker 1: for fucking what, And for fucking what, dude, what do
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  Speaker 1: I gain from that? Absolutely nothing? Just a fucking thin
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  Speaker 1: veneer of self loathing, just hating myself so I could
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  Speaker 1: fucking crab walk for these motherfuckers. Just bending over backwards
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  Speaker 1: for motherfuckers. Yeah, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: I liked it when you work for big corporations.
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  Speaker 1: I know, dude, I sold my percy soul. Dude, No,
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  Speaker 1: but they take advantage of the team player. You got
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  Speaker 1: to be a squeaky wheel. Honestly, I need to squeak
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  Speaker 1: way more. I'm just humming along perfectly. WD four eight up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm constantly squeaking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you always squeak. And that's why.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you're asking for five hundred thousand dollars and
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  Speaker 4: they fucking bend the knee.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, they respect the fuck out of it.
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  Speaker 4: What did you do that one day?
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  Speaker 1: What did you do this past weekend?
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  Speaker 4: What did you do in the last six hours? Well,
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  Speaker 4: since we stopped recording yesterday, we played Apex, didn't win
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  Speaker 4: once rough day, and then uh, Ukraine got invaded.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's it's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 1: We should get our Ukraine expert in here.
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  Speaker 4: We should. I did not. I don't think there's going
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  Speaker 4: to be a draft. Fairly confident that there will never
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  Speaker 4: be a draft. Again, there's obviously not going to be
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  Speaker 4: a draft. We're not even sending Why did you even
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  Speaker 4: say that? Because everyone on Twitter is like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna be a draft.
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  Speaker 1: You're the one who's saying that. You're making draft jokes
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter?
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  Speaker 4: Did I make any draft jokes?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I made one. I said podcasters are the first to go.
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  Speaker 1: We're on the fucking front lines with the tricast. It
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  Speaker 1: should be Yeah, we know how to hold a boom mic,
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  Speaker 1: we know how to hold a gun. What's the fucking difference.
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  Speaker 4: I would be terrified of going to war. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you wouldn't go, so the podcast would still live on.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about, bro, Well, you wouldn't go
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  Speaker 4: to war. You're too effing old.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think that's how it works.
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  Speaker 4: How if the drafting ages are eighteen to twenty six?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really? Yes, That's what I love about war. It's
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  Speaker 1: old men sending young men to die. Brother guys like me,
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  Speaker 1: fucking rich white men, the fucking oligarchs sending your pussy
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  Speaker 1: asses off to get the get slaughtered.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And I was talking to my boys yesterday about it,
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  Speaker 4: and you.
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  Speaker 1: Should just a list. Honestly, you'll get preferential treatment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just go over be a medic or be like.
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  Speaker 4: A war journalistics to the ones that I always die. I
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  Speaker 4: was talking to my friends and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna suck, Like we're all going to get drafted.
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  Speaker 4: And they were like, we're not going to get drafted
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  Speaker 4: because they're all still in school. Oh fuck yeah, so
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  Speaker 4: i'd be the only one.
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  Speaker 1: You got a fake asthma or something.
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  Speaker 4: I just gotta like enlist in one I gotta enroll
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  Speaker 4: in one class. Yeah, like immunity.
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  Speaker 1: Called Devrai University or some shit like that. The like
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  Speaker 1: a mechanic school or something like that. But they'll probably
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  Speaker 1: take the dudes out of mechanic schools. They'll probably turn
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  Speaker 1: the mechanic schools into like shell making companies that like
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  Speaker 1: build drones that drop. Fucking you're like a modern Rosie
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  Speaker 1: the Riven. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do women still not get drafted?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's something that's big to look into.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think do that. I don't think they do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think trans get drafted for sure, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely not, definitely not. The military is not too progressive.
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  Speaker 1: Trains are our most scarce resource. We have to protect
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  Speaker 1: trans at all, at all costs.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, trans nine now we need to multiply the
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  Speaker 4: breed amongst one another. We should get billion here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have his phone number, though, Let me text?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have his number?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to fucking text him.
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  Speaker 4: You can steal the This is gonna do not well
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  Speaker 4: for macro dosing when this comes out the same day.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck do I not have Billy's number? You know? He
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  Speaker 4: texted me recently?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck did he say? Yo?
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  Speaker 4: It's Billy dude.
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  Speaker 1: When he comes in. We can't let him know that
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  Speaker 1: we both don't have his numbers.
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  Speaker 4: It should be right around here, should.
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  Speaker 1: Be something around this number.
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  Speaker 4: Should be something right around this time.
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  Speaker 1: Just say the number that you think it is into
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  Speaker 1: the air and we'll probably be able to kind of
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  Speaker 1: grab that out of the sky. It's funny that we
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  Speaker 1: have him as our expert.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: But then when he tweeted like, dude, this is literally
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  Speaker 1: Poland or the Germany invading Poland in nineteen thirty nine,
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  Speaker 1: I immediately was like, he does know what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: he's talking about. He had me hook line and sinker.
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  Speaker 1: I'm dumb enough to really believe when someone just has
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of knowledge. I tend to believe it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, me too. Took a shot in the dark
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  Speaker 4: here texted number that might be Billy, and I said,
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  Speaker 4: are you in the office to.
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  Speaker 1: Just be like, can you you got to just tell
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  Speaker 1: him coming to pat pod one. Just have him storm
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  Speaker 1: in here like a fucking wrestler, kick down the door
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  Speaker 1: and explain some geopolitics to our bitch. Ass is Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to hear what Billy.
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  Speaker 1: Were you scared when you were watching the news last night?
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  Speaker 4: No, it was more just like kind of shocking, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're just shocked. That was more my heart was going
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  Speaker 4: out to Ukraine. No, really, it was my heart was
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  Speaker 4: going out to putin Bro no, we were sitting there
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  Speaker 4: and everybody's fight. All he's trying to do is fucking
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  Speaker 4: kill some neo Nazis and suddenly everyone's on his ass.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it was Uh, it was weird. I mean
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  Speaker 4: it was weird scene like they invaded in all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden. There's just like they're like air striking Ukraine.
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  Speaker 1: But also in like the bottom like left of the
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  Speaker 1: screen you could see people like walking to work and
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  Speaker 1: ship like that, and like a dude opening up a
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  Speaker 1: fruit stand. You think you would go to work on
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  Speaker 1: the day of like, uh, your city getting bombed. I would.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be in the office fucking writing a blog, bro,
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  Speaker 1: hoping that the Nate Dog sees it, hoping that the
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  Speaker 1: McMahon sees it.
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  Speaker 4: Billy can't come in, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why can't he come in?
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  Speaker 4: Because he's recording. They're about to record, he said, record
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  Speaker 4: what I don't know, probably PMT Let's sday Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, Come on in, Bro, Yeah, make it quick. Oh
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  Speaker 1: come on, Bro, you gotta scooch in close that door
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  Speaker 1: to Bro. We don't need anyone knowing the government secrets
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  Speaker 1: that you're about to fucking unleash on us. Yeah, tight tightening, bro,
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  Speaker 1: tighten in dude. So as soon as I saw that
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  Speaker 1: that tweet about like this is uh, this is poem
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen thirty nine, Like I was like, oh, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: Billy knows what he's talking about, downloads him information onto us. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to act like we know.
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  Speaker 4: What we're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Appeasement Okay, okay, unifying ethnic nationalists A are you spelling something?
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm just just naming.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, student land is direct allegory to CRIMEA student land is, yep, appeasement.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's what's appeasement?
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  Speaker 6: Pieceman's just letting a dictator and nibble off a little
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  Speaker 6: bit of cheese. Then he tries to take the whole
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  Speaker 6: wheel of cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Cheese man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh ship, that's what happened. Wait wait, wait to
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  Speaker 4: explain contextualize it?
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  Speaker 1: Bro? What what are you recording?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not recording anything you you're going to record?
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  Speaker 1: Are you recording us right now? Bro? Were obviously recording dude.
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  Speaker 1: This is fucked up, Bro. Why are you recording this? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What'side do you want?
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  Speaker 7: What's that you want?
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  Speaker 1: Form?
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  Speaker 4: If you want to do a collab episode with thoughts,
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  Speaker 4: so you guys can just put it out.
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  Speaker 6: You feel bad for Putin what we all do in here,
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  Speaker 6: he's got sad eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, History is gonna History is gonna write Putin
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  Speaker 1: as being so short. They're gonna write him shorter than
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  Speaker 1: Peter dinklic Bro, shorter than Napoleon. And they're going to
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  Speaker 1: write him like that. But that's not how like, that's
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  Speaker 1: not really how he presents himself. He's a bullish man.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you think he's taking over the world. I
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  Speaker 4: think because he hates neo Nazis, right, bro?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was basically Ukraine got milkshaked up. Like remember
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  Speaker 6: that chick that fell off the the the fucking stage
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  Speaker 6: and broke her back.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, pulled out her like racist tweets.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's what happened to Ukraine.
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  Speaker 6: Basically just fucking got invaded and everyone just pulled out
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  Speaker 6: the racist tweets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's Wait, where are you going for your information?
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  Speaker 1: So like regular Jimmy's and Joe's who are you give.
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  Speaker 7: Us listening podcast? I just like like not deep web?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? And what is that the fifth page of Google?
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  Speaker 4: Sixth page of Google gets pretty deep?
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  Speaker 1: What do you have to type in Reddit? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Weird message boards really, you gotta go back.
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  Speaker 4: No, Bro, please please, This is bigger than part of
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  Speaker 4: my tape.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, dude, you're not gonna get these fucking takes on
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  Speaker 1: part of my take. Dude. We're talking about the real.
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  Speaker 4: Ship, dude. PMT is a podcast of the past.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, Dude, this is fuck Bro.
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  Speaker 4: At least we got him for a second.
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  Speaker 1: I'm reeling right now. He gave us too much, dude,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: but he gave me more. He we bet off more
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  Speaker 1: than we could chew right there.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what he was talking about, except
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  Speaker 4: I did like the appeasement.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, appeasement he was.
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  Speaker 4: Ready to get. Oh, I know what he wanted. He's
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  Speaker 4: just the information spilling out of him, and they put
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  Speaker 4: a fucking muzzle on him in there. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's always like, oh, shut up, Billy, don't fucking talk anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, Billy talk more, dude. They don't want him
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  Speaker 1: to talk, dude. They don't want Billy to be able
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  Speaker 1: to get his fucking thoughts off.
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  Speaker 4: I do, but don't. I'm a billy. Billy interests me
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  Speaker 4: a lot. I was a big fan of wild Bill
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  Speaker 4: out in La. Yeah, he's very interesting. He is I'm
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  Speaker 4: trying to. I'm I'm pretty sure he was just hammered
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  Speaker 4: the entire time we were in LA. Should we try to.
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  Speaker 1: Should we try to add him on from time to time?
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  Speaker 1: Should we get Billy in the mix and see if
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  Speaker 1: he can kind of like get rid.
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  Speaker 4: Of all of his other responsibilities or something like that?
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  Speaker 4: You surt Billy, dude? We should take Billy? How like
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  Speaker 4: we should putin now, I'm trying to try.
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  Speaker 1: What's the best way to put this.
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  Speaker 4: We should take Billy away from part of my take,
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  Speaker 4: like attack part of my take, and annex the Billy
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  Speaker 4: part and take him for ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Pft p f t. Yeah, maybe Big Ca leave Big
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  Speaker 4: Cat So no, okay, she would try and get Liam. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but not Jake Marsh No, Jake Mars No, that's not
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  Speaker 4: the kind of energy we need on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Top button buttoned, unironically Yeah, not even cool guy, top
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  Speaker 4: guy buttoned shirt tucked in top top button buttoned, like
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  Speaker 4: he's going on Jerry Springer or some shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I think the whole Ukraine Rush thing is
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  Speaker 4: pretty crazy. I think that Twitter is gonna be a
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  Speaker 4: complete mess for the next like year. I think COVID
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  Speaker 4: is over completely. No one gives a fuck about COVID anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like COVID like tagged out and fucking war
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  Speaker 1: tagged there.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: I mean Andrew Schultz tweeted like like two weeks the
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: albums like COVID's over because they're talking about war now,
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: and it's like it's true. And then you say, he's
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: also on episode four of You four You. I can't
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: believe it, bro Is he really? Yeah, he's on episode four. No,
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: like he's watched up tips. Oh yeah, I saw he's
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: also tweeting about that. I saw that. He was like
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: mind fucking blown.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a little crime and shit, he's a he's
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: a great like tidy joke writer. Oh yeah. And uh.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: And I was asking like Rudy what he thought about him,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: and Rudy was like, I don't funk with him. He's
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: a threat. He's like he's like he's a funny guy.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: He's good looking, he's like a smooth guy, he's cool.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Black people like him, and he's like, dude, he's a threat. Like,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I can't fucking I can't fuck with Andrew Schultz.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seeing the videos from his like tours.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: He's like a rock star.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, people do love him, dude.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: He combs out with like a whole song playing and everything,
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: and like there's he's like in a theater in the
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: crowds going like insane.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: There's a little dance.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Yeahs sick.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: He's a lovable guy and probably like rightfully so he's
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: he's like rich and a good a good joke writer.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Do you get pissed off when people seem like they
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: have too much going for him? Do you know what
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: the sentiment that I'm talking about with Rudy saying he's
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: like a throat?
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. But no,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: not really, I don't give an f you don't give.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Anything I cared about is this podcast and playing video games.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It seems like video games are taking a front seat.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: So note, I'm going to be at the Moon Tower
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Comedy Festival in Austin in April.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah? April, win, April. I don't know exactly the dates,
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: the whole month. I might be there for like a week.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: You're doing a residency there?
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: You want to come?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: No?
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: All right? Fine, I'm in, I'm in. I'm in.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: All right, good, we're gonna be recording out in Austin.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: How we're gonna record in a room that has so
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: much echo you won't even won't even be able to
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: handle it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna have every now and then every
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: probably about ten minutes, the mics are gonna cut out,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: but we're gonna do it manually though. We're just gonna
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: have some scissors and then we're gonna tie it back
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: together like you're undoing a visctomy.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It should be fucking sweet, dude.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be something to look forward to.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: What how'd you get booked in Austin connections? You got
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: to go to this place called Rositas out pasttoor bro.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Well, you can take me when we're there.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Brosita's out Pastoor. Yeah, it's a taco truck and.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: It's never been to Austin. It sounds fun really Yeah. Oh,
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: do you ever been to Texas?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I think that Austin's got homeless people at the level
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: of La.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard, but also I didn't see a lot
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: about homeless people in La.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, because they like powerwashed the sidewalks around the like
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: important parts of town in downtown LA. We're like, yeah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the central touristy parts of town. I think they were
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: like chasing them away. They were like picking them up
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night while they were sleeping,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: and then like dropping them right outside the town border.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Some fucked up shit that Garcetti's doing.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: Man, Hell yeah, he's just start.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Respecting the full Well, how long you're actually going to
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: be there? And when is it going to be after
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: your twenty first birthday or before your twenty first birthday?
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: After? I like forgot about it completely and then I
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: got tagged in it on Instagram. It's a pretty big festival.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Let me see, I feel like this is a big deal.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're doing a festival. Isn't like just
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: doing a regular show in New York.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of people on it.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: But how many minutes you're gonna do?
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Probably like ten minutes. It is April thirteenth to twenty fourth.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I'm sure I'm not there that entire time, but some
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: names that are gonna be.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: There thirteenth to the twenty fourth.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh did you say that? Remember why? That sound
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: likely came from Owen, Dan soder Mark, normand Big Jay.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Please don't destroy, Francis Ellis, Little Sasquatch right next to
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, seems like they're kind of lumping you guys in together.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: What do you guys have in common? They're not.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: It's a massive list.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, dude. Let me see that fucking list. And
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: it's all comedians and comedians.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: There's some podcasts. I don't really know that many people
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: on it, but it's gonna be a fucking good time.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, why didn't we guys?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Didn't we get too fast?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like being at an act.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, how awesome would be if my if our if
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: our podcast fans sold out the entire festival we just had,
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: all of our fans were.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Just booing the fuck out of everybody.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Else, everyone that would be sick. That would probably make
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: my career forever. Yeah, everyone would remember that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And all the other comedians would love you.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be like, what the fuck this is awesome
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: that these guys are booing me and all wearing boy
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Dad's sweatshirts. I would take over referencing that to the
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: stupidest and dumbest ship. Oh dude, Mosha kashers.
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: Go, I thought i'd see you at the bang.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Hey, what are you doing you?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I thought you were at the bank.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Every single person that I.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: See in real life.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have made a joke.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Damn, bro, I thought you were gonna be at the bank.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have made a joke. That was fucking yeah, recurrible.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, I actually here, where's your where's your
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: fucking money at that? Because this is a robbery, This
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: is a fucking stick up. How much are you getting
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: paid though? For real?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: A couple of thousand?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Is that true? I might have to pay to go,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: I might have to pay to be on it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, You're definitely gonna have to pay to get there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: You pay for you?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think I do. If you want to
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: work at barstool, you do. Otherwise it's barstools.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: It is barstools, bro.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: The money is if you make any money, you need
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: to fuck You better report it or I'm gonna report you.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Dave's like the I R S.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Dude, if you make outside money, you better be reporting
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: it or he's gonna throw you in the clink. We
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: gotta do something because I'm gonna get in trouble. Bro.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I don't want to get in trouble bro link with
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: link with Mike. Mike's down there. Oh bro, oh Wallace, Yeah,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: what's going on? King of the Mics? Damn? Where'd you
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: get that? Is that their merch? I no, tell me,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: you're not promoting third party merch right now.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not promoting third party merch. This this shirt was
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: a gift, and I think it's about to.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Get me in a lot of trouble. Why because it
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: wasn't from a MIC I see.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: It is from uh my friends, my friend Colin's sister, Bridget.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: She she weaves them herself. She wove this shirt.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Looks like it's penned, weaved, it's hand woven. Of how
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: shitty it looks.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: But I feel like she's she's she'll beat the fuck
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: out of you, Bro. I was gonna get you a
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: hand I was gonna get you a hand woven shirt, bro.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But uh, I feel like she's trying to set me up.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: And by me wearing a shirt where I'm the King
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: of the Mics, dude, I feel like the MIC's aren't
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: going to really like that a lot. Yeah, I honestly
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I don't wear any clothes that aren't barstool brand or
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: and that aren't advertisers of this podcast. I threw out
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: everything out.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: What's that hat?
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: North Face? We gotta Oh that's you. We should probably
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: do our first.
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• 22:13
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• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah soshny Bro, I fucking love that shit. Bro.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Look, guys, we're gonna take this podcast to the next
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: level and we want you guys all to be along
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: for the ride. We gotta. We're gonna amp it up.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: We're probably not gonna record out I don't want to
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: record out of studio much anymore.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to either because I.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Want unless we figure out some way to get the
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: mics to work.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: What about the places where you go and like or
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: you see podcasts that have like the clip on mic
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: with like an arm that goes into your mouth.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: And yeah, I just don't get it because, like yesterday,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I felt like should have worked, except those mics are
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: super shitty, so it makes sense that they wouldn't. But
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: like plenty of podcasts record from just like in a
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: in a room, like when I first started listening, Like
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: when Tiny Nie Gang first started, it was literally just
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Cody co and Noah Miller like their kitchen counter with
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: two mics.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Maybe we're holding the mic wrong. Have
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you ever held a mic before? Maybe that was the problem.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: You didn't know how to hold a mic. No, it's
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: just like the mic had to be straight out at
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: all times. It was nowhere near your mouth.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Like Emma Chamberlain records her podcast in like her room,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: just in bed, shut up, bro, and she just has
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: one mic, And we like need to be in a
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: massive in a full studio for the audio to not
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: sound like complete ass.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should learn how to become an audio guy.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: It's not the audio. It's not like the editing of
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: the audio. It's like the actual microphones.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: No, Glenny said that he was gonna learn how to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: do audio and he was gonna help us out. He
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: said he wanted to pick up a couple extra skill sets.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: So is that just like all by choice or is
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: that from something happened what Glenny? Yeah, did you hear
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: on Dave's podcast He was like, yeah, got Glenny's got
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: to learn how to edit or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: editing is not that hard you think so, I'm a
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: good editor, bro, fucking great editor. I'm actually I need
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: to learn how to edit. Then it's very easy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it on a on
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: a computer, but I know how to do it on
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the phone.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: What do you edit on You know how to trim.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You know how to trim and TikTok.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: You know how to add that annoying ass voice.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I know how to add the voice.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Like the one I like to go to the store.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Today.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I went to the store.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: There were bombs falling from the sky.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that. That's so silly. Seriously, that's so
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: silly and so fun.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You know what, TikTok's I refuse to fucking look at
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: whenever there's just a big block of text on the screen.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and like and a two smokes move two
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: seconds worth of uh of like video and then it
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: like loops around yeah or like yeah, it just starts
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: over because they're just trying to gain the algorithm. You're
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: not going to fucking gain the algorithm on me, bro, Helena,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: not on, not on my sweat, not off my fucking back.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Swipe right through that tweet.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Like, if I see a post like that, I report
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: the person, Yeah, for bullying and harassment.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Honestly you should. Yeah, it's the only fucking dude, It's
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: the only way. And fuck Nancy Pelosi.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, Yeah, fuck her. Why somehow she has something to
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: do with what's going on in Ukraine and Russia?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's the fucking stock markets tank and all
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: she does is insider trading.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Bro fucking what's his name has been? Biden's been real quiet?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he didn't he talk at twelve today or some shit?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Did he?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I know he was supposed to, I hope, so I
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: love to hear what he has to say, I know
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you think this would have happened if forty five was
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: still in office.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Hell no, hell no, he would have been bombing the
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: fuck out of Ukraine and Russia right now.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: He would have flown to fucking Ukraine and just started
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: swatting down missiles. Fucking have you.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Ever seen that episode of South Park where they like
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: they blow up the Netherlands? Oh yeah, because they're in
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: a meeting and the guy that runs the Netherlands is
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: pissing them all off. So they're like, all right, what's
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: blow up the Netherlands and like missiles from every single
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: country come and just fix in the Netherlands.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: It's just gone, seriously, fuck the Netherlands.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: It was a funny or not funny. But the ship
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: that Biden said this morning was pretty scary. What did
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: he say just about? Like if anyone tries to stop
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: them from invading Ukraine, there will be they will fight back, Like.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You're saying Putin or bi put So you said Biden Putin.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: The ship that Putin said this morning was scary. When
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: he was he said like.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: He talked spicy, he was talking real spicy.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: He said, like if people try to stop them from
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: invading Ukraine, there will be consequences like they have.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Neversych the earth has never seen before in their history.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's uh what does that mean?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like presidents and world leaders have to talk
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: really spicy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I want to get out of New York.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You think that they're gonna You think they're gonna bomb
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: New York?
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: They could. What's stopping them?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I think the knowledge of of recourse, the fact that
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: there could be consequences for them.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Don't they give a fuck?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: If if if, if they bomb New York? I think
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: that Russia would legitimately cease to exist.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Like uh, I think I mean Russia and China to
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: have a bigger military than the United States.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I think the United States is like number four in
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: military size.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I think that we outspend all of them, like by
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: fucking tenfold. I think our military budget by far the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: biggest in the world. I could be wrong about that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I know India has the most.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: The most militaries, the most, the most soldiers, the most
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Bras in the military.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, brother, Russia's number one. Wait no, this can't be right.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Who's that posted by? That's just like the first that's
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: off Putin's Twitter.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Wait.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Top ten countries with the highest numbers of active duty
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: military personnel China number one, number two, India, number three,
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: United States, number four, North Korea, number five, Russia. So
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: if Russia and China combined, lights out for the US.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You think that they're gonna do that?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Aren't they allies? Uh?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I just started paying attention last
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: night when it all came on to the fucking news.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Just like everybody else, let me fact check, I haven't
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: been up on And even if you were like watching
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: CNN this whole time, CNN wasn't fucking talking about it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: They were like the fucking Fox News wasn't talking about it,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: but the Queen, Like they're talking about the most random shit.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Like you can't blame anybody for not being informed about this,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: because the people who are supposed to inform you are
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: just talking about the most random shit just to get
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: people pissed off.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Do you think that the like the whole point of
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: this was too like the whole point of starting the
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: war was to was an inside job? That was Do
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: you think the whole point of them starting the war
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: right now was an inside job to hide the fact
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: that Hillary Clinton murdered that dude that Epstein was friends with,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Jean lac Puleur.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I did see that lap is dead now, yes, and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: that's devastating.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Do you think that's what this is?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: No? But that did that did definitely happen.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: And now there's a war going on a couple days later.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: But you think that Clintons really still have sway like that? Oh?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, But to start a war, I know that they
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: can get people killed, no problem, willing knarly, it's like
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: ordering fucking takeoff.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Basically started a war in the us BRO. That makes
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: you think they can't go international?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Well, war do they start?
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: In the us BRO Civil War twenty sixteen?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: The Clintons did.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Hinna and Russian like currently enjoy the best relations they
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: have ever had, or they have had since the late
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: nineteen fifties. Although they have no formal alliance, the two
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: countries do have an informal agreement to coordinate diplomatic and
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: economic moves and build up an alliance against the United States.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Damn, it's over, Bro, it's some schoolyards.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Shut the cameras, it's over.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Where are we gonna do next? One is gonna be
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: from a missile silo.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna enlist.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be in a bomb shelter somewhere.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Dude, if there's even a thought that they're coming, that
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: we're gonna fight in a war with them, I'm getting
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: the fuck out of New York.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be dishonorably. No, you're gonna enlist, and then
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be dishonorably discharged within one week for complaining
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that your gun's too heavy. Oh, my gun is heavy.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: You don't know the first thing about war. I play
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Apex every night. I know everything about it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: What if that's who the next war is fought by,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: that'd be a sick movie to be.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: Like, we need to we need to.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Recruit the fucking best best gamers, like we need phase
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: to fight this war for us.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: We need fucking one hundred thieves to come fucking fight
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: this war for us.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I was talking to my buddy last night who was
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: playing video games with and he said his lacrosse coach
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: is in the military and he's getting deployed right now
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: to Ukraine. No way, yep, yeah, oh yeah, there's military
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: soldiers on the ground.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I thought we weren't doing boots on the ground. I
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: thought we're just about economics, saying.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like how you and Caleb are going
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: to do storm Chasers.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna be boots on the ground down in Arkansas.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I was how we were going.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's already happened.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Now, Yeah, we're gonna clip that part and put it
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: out today. If that's cool.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Please don't fucking do that, bro, Please, Bro?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I fucking need the element of surprise Arkansas? What are
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: you doing in Arkansas watching basketball?
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Lame?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I know nobody's flying down.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I got one flight.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: There's one flight and it's completely empty. It's just me
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: on there.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Is it? Really? That's sick if you're being on a
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: plane when you're like one of the only people on it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if they do the flights if
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: there's only one person on it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I've been on one water. There hasn't been a lot
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: of people.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Many how few people?
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Was it?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Recently? When I flew to Cincinnati. I had a layover
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: from O'Hare to Cincinnati, and that flight, most of the
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: rows had one person in them. Damn, So I had
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: a row to myself.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Was it like in home alone? When he realizes his
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: parents are in France or whatever. You just like sprinting
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: up and down the aisles, jumping on the bed, making
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: popcorn and shit.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: No, but I did move seats to go to sit
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: in my own row.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: No way. Yeah, holy fuck, dude, that must have been
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: fucking extraordinary.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I asked the flight attendant. I said, excuse me, sir,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: aviation fan here. Uh do you care if I grabbed
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: this open seat?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I know in the seven thirty seven Max there's usually
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: a double wide seat. Yeah, about the twenty third row
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: because of the way the exit rose are said up.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: So I'm looking at this model looks like a three
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: seventy three seven. Uh yeah, I'm gonna take the seat.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know where that was going.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I fucking.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: No, it's not No. I'm good, I'm going strong.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You're fresh.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go to the gym today.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Because you went yesterday. You need an active recovery period.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: And I didn't sleep at all last night. I could
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: tell kind of five hours.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Owned didn't sleep at all either. I could tell Own
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: didn't sleep.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Ihone got more sleep than I did.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think he did.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I think I was up all hours of the night.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: He stayed up looking at the ceiling. I stayed hitting
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: that vaight pen. I was reading Twitter all night, just
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: trying to figure. I don't even read my book. I
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: didn't even read my book last night. I was just like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna get I was like, I'm
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: getting some tweets off. Damn, I'm gonna get some tweets off.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: You did.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: I actually did that my mindset. I opened up Twitter
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: and I was like, all right, let's go.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: It's how you cope, bro, what's your coping mechanism?
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: I love that. What the fuck are you coping over
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: the war that's not affecting the US currently?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people wouldn't have known if it wasn't like in
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the news cycle, like.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Many nine elevens happened in Ukraine yesterday.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I think it was zero point three.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: That's the US.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even like a half nine eleven.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, it wasn't even a quarter of a nine to eleven. Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I already forgot it. Really.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I mean there's definitely been bombings of other countries that
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: we've paid significantly less attention.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: To that we have done. Yeah, frequently on the lovely
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: what if.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Like APEX, like you think you're playing a video game
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and you're actually just bombing a country. Yeah, yeah, we
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: have this new game we want you to try out.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: That's a bro, that's some Black Mirror shit. Let's run
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: that cut that from the episode.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's Black Mirror. And I think having like
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: a Replacements level type of movie where they're just like
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: recruiting the best video game players in the world to
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: be our soldiers like in the future. Yeah, I think
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: that that's fire too.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be I don't know if I like
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: that one as much. I think the other ones really.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I think I could see the other one being a
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Black Mirror episode.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good app bro.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: That other one though, like, don't I wouldn't even like
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: tell anyone else.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: No, that other one is like because you've never seen
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the replacement. Bro, you never seen a fucking heist movie
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: where they're like, okay, we got a wheelman, we got
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a fucking internet guy. I've seen plenty of heist movie
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: what name my heist movie that you've seen the town
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: and didn't they fucking assemble a crew in both of them?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Ocean is about assembling a crew.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Why would they assemble a crew of video game players.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Because that's how the fucking wars are being fought through
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: drone strikes and ship like that drone racing.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: They probably would just hire someone who actually knows how
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: to use the drone in real life.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm trying to fucking write the next you dumb
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: as hell. No, Bro, I don't need fucking no men
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: in my life. I need fucking maybe he can work
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: men in my life.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I am a I am a no man. I'm actually U, bro.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I got some ship coming up.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Ideas ideas you man everything?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Do you really I think I'm gonna go to Colle
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Auto soon on.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to West Palm Beach soon.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: When is the When are you going? Maybe we could
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: go at the same.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Time, March tenth, that weekend.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: That is perfect Colorado.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Why is that gonna make anything better? Though? I guess
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: we gotta just record something extra before then. Yeah, but
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: we'll just be traveling at the same time. That's what's
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: perfect much. I won't get as much flak for not
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: being here. It's the weekend.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm going before the weekend. March tenth is not
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: on the weekend March eleventh is then March tenth is
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: probably a Thursday. You're gonna leave on Thursday. March tenth
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: is Thursday. I'm gonna leave. I think Wednesday.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bro, I'm going.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Skiing in March. Yep.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I need some sunshine, dude.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get sunshine on the mountain. Oh yeah, because
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I have come to conclusions. I can't go hiking in
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Colorado in.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: The March because it's too steep for you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Now, it's gonna be too much snow.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: You got pitch ice ankles.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: You see that video of that dude, but they got avalanched.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I saw the headline, which I feel like tant amount
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to seeing the video.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch the video either. I always sell the headline.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say, did you actually not watch the video? Yeah?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: You don't watch it?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: On a videos on the barstool Twitter? Yeah, Viva, that's.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: All I need. I like when they post a clip
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: of a video when like they could easily just tweet
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: out the video. Oh yeah, they're just trying.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: To drive traffic nineteen thirty.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah click here to click through, here to click through here.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: That's like the dude. Did you know who always gets
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: me that Twitter account? Black sports Online? You know who
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this dude, He'll like have the best,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: most salacious headlines of all time, and like you have
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to click them and then it'll be like a eight
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: things slide eight like level slide show that you have
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to get to and like click every single one to
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: get to the exact content. But he's a genius at headline, right.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Headline writing is the last great art. Like the best
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: writers in America shouldn't be writing books or movies or
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: anything like that. They should be writing headlines because that's
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: all anybody pays attention to.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at the Onion, Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I mean humorous headline writing too, but like actual, like
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: you have to deliver the whole story in the headline.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because headlines now, especially online, it was probably harder
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: back in like a newspaper era when like that was
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: like the only way to read news because the headline
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: would have to be like quick, They're what. You couldn't
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: have a headline now where it's.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Like four long pervert Rob's bank.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They definitely used to call people like pervs. Oh yeah
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: in headlines. I think that's like a big that was
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: a New York Post thing.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, perv local pervert.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking perverts.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Dude, local pervert Adam Faron starts podcast with boy.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Don't even put ten years younger than Don't put those
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: fucking words out there, Bro, don't even put don't put
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: my name next to pervert. I'm gonna be.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Out on a newspaper. I want to see them. Oh
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: you got a mugshot too, Oh that'll be an easy photoshop.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, Bro.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're doing this to me and then you're gonna
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: get arrested.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: This week, I hope. So, I hope I'm already in
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the clink when we're recording this.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: That would be so sick. Oh my god, please get arrested.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: That's all. Well, we'll do this next half as if
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: you were arrested or for like five minutes, so we
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: can use as a teaser. Okay, cool, alright, ready, Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: So what happened?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I got raped?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ prison rape yeah, bro in jail, yeah by Caleb.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's Tom Mullins, the cameraman Jesus Christ.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I always knew there was something off about that guy.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: His skin tray and ward trays closed, like he was
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: a tribal leader.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: So there was like no like there was no like
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: law enforcement or anything in the prison.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: There were, but they turned off Caleb's cell camera and
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: he hung himself. Holy shit. Allegedly allegedly he did. I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: think the Clinton's had something to do with it, well, because.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Caleb's very well connected, especially down in Florida, which is
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: where Jeffrey Epstein used to live.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Chef Don he rated us all out.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: What did you guys get arrested for?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Lude? In decent exposure?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: In decent exposure?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had this new celebration where we ran out
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to the center of the court and helicoptered our dicks
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: for the entire stadium to see.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dave wanted us to do it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Well, anything for pres Yeah, eric As signed off, as
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: long as we used anything free.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Sell phone cameras to film it. It's way easier to
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: go viral on a cell phone camera, we learned.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I think it is a fucking weapon.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: And we went viral for all the wrong reasons. Yeah,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: we went viral on porn hub.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was cool though, because now I'm a victim
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: and that's what I always wanted in life exactly.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: All right, thanks for coming in. What did you guys
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: get arrested for it. Last time, we sat in seats
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: that were like reserved. There was like a piece of
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: paper on the seat that said reserve for barstool sports.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And we sat down in the seats and then
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: somebody who works in the stadium was like, they can't
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: be there or something like that, and we like showed
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the stadium people that we had the seats, like we
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: had these like little placards saying reserved for barstool sports,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: and those stadium people went over to go get the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: police officers. And as if the police officers went over,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: killed was like, dude, we got to go limp, like
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: they if they try to attack or if they try
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: to arrest us, go limp. And he wasn't talking, and
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the dude and Donnie wasn't talking. So I was the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: one talking to the cops the entire time. I didn't
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: really have the privilege of going limp because I was
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the conversation with him, like trying
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: to give some kind of plausible argument for why we
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: didn't have to go anywhere, why we shouldn't have to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: do anything, that we had the reserve seats, and could
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: they understand why we thought we were allowed to be there. Yeah,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: but I needed to argue to the point where like
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: there was they had to drag us out, and they
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: eventually they dragged us out and like had us in
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the hallways of the stadium, and like even after like
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: we were in the hallway, like Chef Donnie was still
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: like fucking fighting with the cop. I was like, Jill,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: bro we're doing this for content, Like we don't actually
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: like we're not at war with these dudes. We're not
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: trying to like actually make their life. Hell, we just
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: wanted the video of us getting dragged out, Like we're
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: not doing this because like.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: We really believe we deserve these seats, Like.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: We're trying to fucking we're trying to your seats, right,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I mean they students section reserve them for us.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: That's so weird. And you guys got arrested for that, yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I mean yeah we did.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Would you get.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Arrested for going limp?
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Basically resist the resisting arrests.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: And uh, I think And they got a charge or
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: they were supposed to get a charge that I didn't
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: get because I talked to the dude because he was like, hey,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you so and so for not like
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: for like being cooperative or some shit like that. So
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: basically I was a snitch.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Sounds like it. Yeah you're a puss. Yeah, well maybe this. Yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: you can get arrested and you cannot be like a
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: bitch about it and.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Just to actually get thrown in fucking real big boy jails.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: So what they so you like got brought to a
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: police station. Yeah, and they took your mug shot. Yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: and they just let you go and they put you
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: on a holding So.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: They had us in Uh No, they didn't have us
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: in a holding self. They just had us in like
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: the different detectives' offices and shit like that.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: And what were they did? You explain like this is
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: for a video. Yeah, and they were just like, Okay,
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: get the fuck out of here.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: They're like big fan bro.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Really, what's Dyve like in person?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Damn, that's interesting.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: It was interesting.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I mean the footage of us getting of us getting
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: taken out, them getting dragged out is incredible.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: We should splice it over this, trying to fucking go
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: viral or some shit like that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love to go viral me too. Let's do
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: an ad, right, here. All right, we're back from the heads.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: So how many places are you guys going? You don't
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: have to say this, three or four, three or four
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: something like that until we get a storm. It's traditionally
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: been three or four places. So storm is a storm
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: in the court.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: When people storm the court, we want them to storm
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: the court. We're trying to orchestrate. If there's no storm,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: we might have to go forever. Damn that shit suck.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: What a series that would be?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just on the road. Yeah, I would like to
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: actually storm chase.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: That would be fun. Would you do that? Yeah?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Or are you spooked by that? I feel like you're
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: just driving in a van getting close to a fuck.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's that twist airy. Yeah, tornado would
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: probably scare me a little bit.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I think people get scrambled sometimes in their van, Like
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: the van like picks them up and they get fucking
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: shaken up.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think a tornado would freak me out if
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: we were close. Isn't storm chasing illegal now? Uh? I
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: feel like there's like new laws about it. Did I
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: feel like I did see something about that recently, but
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: once again, I only read the headline. Yeah, I don't
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: even think I read the headline. Think someone told me.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, such bullshit that the fucking there's more information deep
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: into the article.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. I mean it makes sense for them
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: to make storm chasing illegal, like you're going, you're moving
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: closer into a deadly natural disaster.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: That's like saying bungee jumping should be illegal, though.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: It should be. I actually agree when jumping is stupid.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that clip? It's always going viral of
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the dude who saves the other guy's life. He's like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: whoa wa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, this thing wasn't hooked on man, Yeah, you
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: could have fucking died.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit spooky. That spooks me out. Yeah, I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: mean the fact that it's just like one carabiner I
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: like to be on the ground.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even like ziplining. Ziplining is like kind of
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: a bitch ass activity.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: I don't like ziplining at all.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I like it a little bit if I saw something
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: like No, I saw some.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Video recently of some dudes his zipline gets stuck and
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: in like the like he's like over the rainforest.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's always like videos of like like
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Asian couples going across like a glass bridge or something
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: like that, and like the bridge like simulated breaking or
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: something like.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying, we're
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't we have that?
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: They like to spook people in different ways. I don't
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: really I don't really search for thrills like that. I
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: don't really seek the thrill like.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: That, like the biggest thrill that like, I don't. I
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: just don't want to be on the ground. I don't
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: want to I don't want to be in the sky.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I don't like the feeling of dropping at all. Me
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: neither hate it, me neither.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Honestly, the best ride is, like a ride that's
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: plenty enough for me is flying in a fucking airplane.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: People act like that's so a routine, Like that's crazier
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: than any fucking roller coaster. You don't have the suspension
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: of the fucking track where you don't have anything about
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: you up there. You're literally just flying through the air.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: That's thrilling. That's plenty of a thrill for me.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And just getting up on that stage with the
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: fucking bright lights and a crowd of three hundred people
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: hanging on your every word.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Man, that's a fucking thrill for me.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: That is a thrill.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: That's all I help in me them fucking screaming, fucking loving.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: You should bring someone else in for the last fifteen.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I texted a big cat. I think he's recording part
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: of my take. That's probably what Billy had to go do.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Should we get like Nick or KB?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: They definitely fucking left left? Where do they go? Where
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: do they go? When they leave? They go to your apartment?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Why have they been going to your guys' apartment?
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Is that where they are right now? I don't know
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: if I believe that.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I would like to try to ramp the fuck up
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: with the Son of a Boy Dad. Yeah, me too,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I really want to. I want to travel less and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: uh do Son of a Boy Dad more? I feel
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: like I've been traveling.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: I want to travel more, but not for the stuff
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: that like you're doing. Yeah, like I don't want to
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: go to Jackson for an hour? Yeah like that sounds
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: like there's nothing enjoyable. What did I went to Buffalo
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Wild Wings that night? Yeah, like there's nothing in So
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: what do you mean there's nothing enjoyable? I went to
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: a chain restaurant that you can go to anywhere in
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: the United States. There's a Buffalo Wild Wings a block
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: away from here.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not like out there, Bro. The Buffalo Wild.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Wings did hits dim for nin Jackson.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It's so different. The wings hit different. You're way closer
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: to the Purdue farm. You can taste how recently the
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: fucking wings were butchered. How many cows do you think
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: are killed today? How many cows and chickens are killed
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: today for human consumption?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Thousands, millions, which millions? Probably? Which one millions?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Millions of cows are killed each today, So three hundred
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: plus million cows are killed a year for human consumption.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Chickens probably chickens, they probably fucking.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: They fucked slaughter those things.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: It's like a would you go to a slaughterhouse? Do
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you think a slaughterhouse would ruin chickens for you?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Oh? No, I wouldn't want to go to it and
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: see that now. But I wouldn't ruin chickens for me
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: because like I need to eat chicken. Yeah, chickens a
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: hard one to cut out, Like I could see myself
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: cutting out red meat just because it's like not healthy
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: in general.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe a couple times a month though, Yeah, just to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you know, get the the nutrients and shit like that. Man.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess there's a lot of like vitamins that morning.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Would you get the day after a fucking steak dinner?
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Oh? No, steak is like one of my favorite foods.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: But but it's not healthy.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you have it from time to time,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: there's some good shit that you can get from. Yeah,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: red meat, Yeah, four times a month, it's a lot.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of times to have red meat. A
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: steak every other week in a hamburger every other week.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just thinking like dinner, Like I would never
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: have like a steak for lunch, steak's dinner. And so
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: if you're having four steaks a week, that means you're
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: having a steak every week.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: I'm saying.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I said four a month, four steaks a month, it
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: means you're having a steak every week.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, steak every week?
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Do you do that typically?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's that crazy. You think I'm an
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: indulgent Am I an indulgence swine?
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna have to get you to city MD,
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: am I the bourgeoisie, get your blood pressure taken.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: My blood pressure is extraordinary. I did my resting heart
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: rate yesterday and the fucking Blue Year's out of the water.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: It was fifty eight.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Let's do it again, bro, mine's seventy five. Fifty eight, dude,
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: that's like a resting heart rate, and we're resting right now. No,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: we're talking like fifty eight is like you just woke up.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Well that's what mine was when we were talking, like
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: we're at the scene. Maybe that's why, Maybe that's why
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: we're not doing Maybe that's why we need to. You
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: gotta step it up. I have been stepping it up.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: I rest at forty forty four and then I go
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: up to fifty eight. That's me fucking digging. I want
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: you to be at one to twenty while recording. I
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: couldn't want you to be sweating.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I would have to be doing jumping jacks.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: God damn, my mom uses one of those. Well that
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: was before she got herself an Apple Watch.
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  Speaker 4: I could pass a polygraph so easily. I know we
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: should do that. We should get one.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I was watching some some dateline shit about this woman
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: whose husband was just fucking poisoning the shit out of her, poisoning,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: poisoning her like little by little. He was putting like valium,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: which I didn't think was a poison. I thought it
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: was just like a pain.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Thought vallium was like a benzo.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, he was putting something like that that either
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: was valume or sounded like volume in her sandwiches, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: she was just fucking eating it. Her hair was falling out,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: and he kept on just giving her sandwiches.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Really Yeah, but I mean, I think that women love
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: to watch stories that make them think that their significant
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: others going to kill them.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's all dateline shows, or like that's
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: all Oxygen Network. True crime is just for women so
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: they can like be scared, like it's that yeah, I uh.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: I liked true crime for a bit and then I
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: listened to one recently and it like turned me off
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: of I'm like, I don't need to be here.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: In this jinks. I think the Jinx was the best
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: one to do, the one with like Robert Thirst, but
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: that also ruined all of them, because every true crime
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: series thinks they need to be like eight episodes or whatever,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: like you should be able to fit the shit in
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Just make it actually pack. I'm not trying
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to find out over and over.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Just tell me the details I did in case I
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: the only one I listened to was the only one.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I used to listen to, small Town Murder quite often.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: That's like a comedy. They're like two comedians and they
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: do like a really good true crime podcast. I don't
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: listen to them anymore, but I listened to one of
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: the old ones. I like the old ones, but I
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: listened to one of the old ones recently and it
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: was like insanely disturbing. What do you mean it is
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: just like super fucked up.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I just told all the details of the murder.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: No, like just like what the murderer was doing to
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: the people.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: So many murder, so many people murder. It's so crazy
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: how much murderers there are to just populate all these
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: podcasts people. Oh yeah, people are turning there, fucking like.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Craziest it was when Gabby Patito got killed and like
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: literally if you went on Apple podcasts, like the top
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: like one hundred podcasts were just Gabby Potito, Gabby Patito.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: It was new.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: It was like comedy use Gabby Patita and those people.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Actually they're like doing like some justice or something. It's like,
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: you know, you're only doing that because you know it's
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: gonna make your podcast go to the top of the charts. Yeah,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: in no way in your head do you actually think
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: you're like doing something good.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Those people definitely just sit around and wait for like
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: a good murder.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: That was like Christmas morning for them.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally it was. Yeah, it was probably incredible. There
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: was an arms race to see who can get the
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Gabby Patito pot out.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I think I had I think I have screenshots of
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: it because I was like blown away. It was like
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: the day that they found her body and it was
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: like hundreds and they were like a big update on
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: the Gabby Patito case. You don't need to hear, like
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: just like fucking turn on the news like everyone else.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah what comedian was talking about? Like, uh, like imagine
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: like having your true crime podcasts like skipped over like
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: your murdered.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: This one's boring as fun.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this murder wasn't interesting at all.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: This one was super boring. I don't watch that episode or.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: The ones that they didn't even make a fucking yeah,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: they didn't even make an episode about just because it's
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: that boring.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be fun.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: You think that you would do an interesting murder or
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: do you think that you, like, would you do some
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: real sick shit if you were a murderer, or do
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you think that you just try to make it as
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: like boring as possible. Fucking I don't know.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: I've never thought about that.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I don't have any interest in killing people. Really, yeah,
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: really I don't. I feel like, uh, that's not healthy.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I feel like you should have a little bit of interest, so.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You know, not to do it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: I have no interest. Bro, you're the one that's talking
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: about murdering people I know, and I feel like that
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: means that it's gonna it's gonna rear its ugly head
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: at some point for you, and you're not gonna know
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: how to react to the situation within.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Your own brain chemistry.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be like, I'm gonna have to act on
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: this impulse because I've never had it before. You don't
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: know how to silence your impulses, and that's one of
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: the most important things to sell control. You're nuts, bro.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: We need to start taking yoga.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do need to get a little more flexible.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You've been looking stiff as fuck. I know I'm stiff
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: as fuck, and I just want to do some chatarunga. Bro,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do a vignyasa. No real quick, Bro.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: I don't like yoga. It's too hard. Yoga is like
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: insanely difficult.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Let's do yoga for complete beginners or something like that.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I did yoga like freshman year of college. We had
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: to do like a course and I had to do
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: like a yoga class one day, and it was so
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: hard and I was embarrassing myself.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were probably just trying to look cool
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and stare at stare at butts and yoga pants and
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: shit like that. You weren't taking your practice seriously. Bro,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: you didn't hit your own.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: That's not yoga, Bro, that's meditation. Bro, You've obviously never
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: done a fucking yoga class that has like a true vinyasana.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I was gonna end with a oh, I don't understand that.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Why it's a grounding sound because you've never done it.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Try and own, I've done it, Bro, No, Bro, you haven't.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: You don't even fucking meditate.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I'm more I'm more a fan of the complete silence
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: while I meditate, And I actually did use to meditate
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: every single day for a year, twice a day.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Then why couldn't you control your heart rate? I can't
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you can lower it?
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like wim Hoff. Yes, no, wim Hoff does not
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: lower my heart rate until like two minutes later.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying he can lower his heart rate like
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: whenever he wants, Like he could bring it up to
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: one twenties breathing.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Anyone could bring it up. Bringing up to one twenty
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: is the easiest part. Just what about bringing it down
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: breaths day? Then you take longer breaths and you put
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: all the air in your stomach.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I think I can just think about my heart and
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it slows down. Dude, I think I have that much control.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I think I can can like control the contractions of
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: my fucking heart like I control my fist closing.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: That would be cool, That would be pretty interesting.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I think I can.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen wim Hoff like fighting off diseases? Yes,
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: they talked about that before. Yeah, we've hit that one.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: He drank a well, well we have on the list.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: What else? What else?
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: Alex Cooper? And now we've talked about that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Aunti Pelosi, bitch, I didn't get my raise bank health
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: insurance premium.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Uh, I said, I didn't see you at the club.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I was at the bank.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Neo Nazis in the goddamn the.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Church is full of child molesters. How about Texas hitting
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: all the ground, hitting all of our Have.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: We talked about sexist Texas?
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: No, but we're also like at an hour.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: No, we're not. Bro, Let's push let's push ourselves a
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: little bit. Bro, let's really push ourselves for this last
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: fucking minute.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: But we gotta throw the ads in here too.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, are you gonna you better read them along?
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Though it's five minutes for probably like three ads.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: All right, what are we let's this is gonna be
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday, So probably I either just caught a storm
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: or my next in prison or I'm in prison by
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Tom Mullens. Yeah, just fucking face deep in his pubes.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I actually have to run and get a fucking tooth
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: cleaning right now.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah you do.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: But yeah, just I guess fucking check us out or
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: fucking buyer merch and shit like that. Did you read
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: the merch playbook?
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Ah, No, you just read the headline of the email. Yeah,
• 57:24
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• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Dude. We should do some live shows sometime soon.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I would like to. I'll be down.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: We're in New York stand.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: With Nick and KB.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or we could do it ourself.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: We could also I'll be down and we also have
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: the green light to do that at the Cellar as well.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: My buddy who works there hit me up and said,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: if we want to do what we did at the
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: stand at the Cellar, we can do that.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Should we do that or are we ready? I'm definitely
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: ready to do that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: This is basically me passing you at the Cellar.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: No it's not.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Then how come you're going to get on stage there?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Because of my doing. I guess yeah, congratulations, Bro. I'm
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: the new know, I'm the new SD. I'm basically the
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: booker at the cellar right now. People at the fucking
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: cellar will know those names that I just dropped. I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: know them all right, listen, I know them. Damn Bro,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: that was a bar right there. I know Yo.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: All right, thanks for listening, guys. We'll see you guys.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Shout out, shout out to Owen.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Shout out Owen. See you guys next week. Peace, all right,
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: thanks bros.