Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 323: For The Freeski
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- 0:00Going with oh my son, blessing kid, he's gonna be scirmming in that
- 0:08chair like, hey, you guys gonna have sall and I'm in that Yeah,
- 0:20no, he my kids is gonna be getting the clean line like,
- 0:23kidd, why do you have one year old? I don't know the newborn
- 0:28getting that shape Haley's baby gotta shape up, d d G got his his
- 0:34fucking one year old of shape up. Line up has to be fresh.
- 0:38You said, I don't know, not no one up that soft ass head.
- 0:42Facts. Mother is gonna go zip it, motherfuckert that permanent ended on
- 0:47his Chris birth. Not why your forehead looked like the letter p oh,
- 0:56my dad wanted to give me a shape up when I was eight months the
- 1:00letter. Well, here's the actual plan. Is this? The actual plan
- 1:06is when I have a kid, I'm using his head to practice cutting hair.
- 1:11So I'll go to the barber shopping, I'll cut his you know,
- 1:12save money. That's the actual plan. Okay, so that's it's not horrible.
- 1:19He's in kindergarten like like the funk. By the time he's in any
- 1:23grade where you know, yeah, I'm gonna be flying about the whole time.
- 1:34Fine, yeah, look at your son, like WILLI, I'm gonna
- 1:38cut it. Willy still cutting hair? Why? Why was mm hmmm?
- 1:49He only let will we cut it? And you're a real sick man.
- 1:55You know that the sick man was sick thoughts, and that was that he
- 1:59was actually talking about Keene Dixon. That was about Keenan. I'm just saying,
- 2:04Willie's just all right, man, Okay, let you only let him
- 2:10cut his hair. You don't let nobody else cut it. Think about it?
- 2:17Boy? Is he sure that it's Willy? Oh no, oh no,
- 2:22he he he no. He definitely remembers faces and people. He just
- 2:27it's just that Randomly, on a random Tuesday at three o'clock in the afternoon,
- 2:30he's like, ya, I gotta go to work. Somebody gotta take
- 2:32me. We gotta go do the circuit job. Granted pretty much my whole
- 2:38life. That man has been retired. Dementia crazy. Bro sounds sounds familiar.
- 2:45Dementia is crazy. So this speaks to how bad of a bar with
- 2:49this guy is. WILLI is horrible, client forgotten bad. That's the only
- 2:55way he keeps forgetting how bad he is there every time he gets up like
- 3:00fuck me, up, Yeah, at me the same thing the last time.
- 3:07You know what I mean, what happened? The usual? I mean,
- 3:13what happened They don't tuesdays to see they don't be looking like brownhog Day.
- 3:16It's just that's a torturous life. Listen, just living through week after
- 3:21week. I'm terrible cut and every time it feels like you got that bad
- 3:24hook cut on the first dive. Listen, maybe maybe in the past few
- 3:29years, will he lost his shaky's maybe mars direction shaky only intensive line because
- 3:37listen, like he becomes shaky, it started to get stilly started just a
- 3:44straight line. It's like video where it's like a ball just going in the
- 3:50circle. Every time it's a side three more pop. It just feels it's
- 3:54just a circle. Science science. His parkinson with negative double double double negative
- 4:05Parkinson's stort vibrating in the opposite directions, and you got bizarro parkings that they've
- 4:14got the bizarro shaky's. Yeah, that's that's very sick. That. I
- 4:19bet Michael J. Fox is blowing that nigga phone. How'd you do it?
- 4:27You have to go faster, go fast, don't fight it, lean
- 4:31into it. You gotta let it take control. Leave that. Let the
- 4:36Shaks dominate. This Shaky's just what you're gonna do, is you got you
- 4:48gotta skip your medication for two weeks and just down a gallon the red Bull
- 4:56and just let it flow. Let it flow. That goes, ship you
- 5:15dominate. Who are we? What are we doing? We are clearly we
- 5:20are the National Practices Association. This read shaky awareness. Oh ship, I'm
- 5:34sorry we start swaiting exactly. Turned that ship out, ship like it's only
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- 9:03That's some good news, right? What are we gonna call it? Good
- 9:09news? Yeah? Positive news? Yeah, it's good. It's good and
- 9:13yes the political sphere, yes, yes, is it good news? It's
- 9:18good news? I think it's good. Have you not seen him? But
- 9:22it's that niggas bring his masters tails. It's good news. He hung in
- 9:26there as long as he could, way much longer than he didn't want.
- 9:28He is still president. Oh yeah, he's going to finish it. He's
- 9:33just not He's not running. This is it. So thank God, Thank
- 9:37the Lord. Joe Biden has stepped down from his running for his candidacy for
- 9:43president next term. He will not be going on for re election. He
- 9:48has chosen to endorse his current vice president, Kamala Harris. It hasn't been
- 9:56decided that she'll be the No. What it hasn't been officially decided that she's
- 10:01still got to be like a primary, right or No? I think it's
- 10:05too late in the game. Yeah, yeah, she's pretty much her and
- 10:09pretty much. Yeah, she's a Democratic ahead of anybody even yeah, wouldn't
- 10:13matter. So it's her. It's her. It's her and the white Man,
- 10:18her husband, or Trump about Trump, Oh, you're talking about her
- 10:26vice president in the white Man shot him about to be the first general.
- 10:31He might be the first gentleman. She should get Michelle Obama to be her
- 10:33vice president. I don't think that's gonna work too much. Overload, Yeah,
- 10:37negro overload, negro overlated. Come on, brother, listen, this
- 10:43is already bad enough. That would be tough, though, it would be
- 10:46Yeah, so yeah, so obviously I think she might get her because Michelle
- 10:50got a nice following. No machine had a very big following. I love
- 10:56your optimism. Yeah, it's very She's not going to be enough votes for
- 11:00It's okay, George, but George, he loves Michelle. Is Likechelle political
- 11:07Oprah, everybody loves her. That's not true. I don't think everybody loves
- 11:13Oprah. Not everyone loves Michelle, Okay, early Oprah, and who don't
- 11:18love Michelle? White man? A lot of white people, white guys,
- 11:22but they white wives love Michelle, so that's fine. M hmm. They
- 11:28claim that she's a man. Women are the men saying this. Right wing
- 11:35conservatives believe that Michelle Obama. But that's not the target for this election.
- 11:39But yeah, yeah, just say yeah. I think it wouldn't really help
- 11:45those people in the middle that are going the way. She's not the one
- 11:46to bring them over. Saying you need someone white, a white guy,
- 11:52white, the whitest of white guys. Basic, Yeah, nothing too flashy,
- 11:56a tappioca putting white guy just total inoffensive. Joe Biden thirty years years
- 12:03ago, Gavin Newsome that you might have too much swag, too much swag,
- 12:09Okay, you need not even know heterosexual Pea buddhaj. Yeah, word
- 12:16straight Peede Buddha. Okay, that's what you need. Yeah, a very
- 12:20infensive white man. But her, you know, these recent updates have been
- 12:26sparking a lot of conversation, a lot of debate, a lot of like
- 12:33just a lot of brew haha, and discussion that that's just like, it's
- 12:39so many topics of different people, people saying, you know, what's the
- 12:43point nobody's gonna vote for she's a black woman. It's very negative. It's
- 12:48like listen, like listen like a like then you got the contrarians. They're
- 12:54going like, well, I get his as, we're getting his ass all
- 12:58the time. We don't. Okay, Well, and I did some research
- 13:05research into that it's not as, it's not it's not so I will I
- 13:11mean we might as explain it. Yeah. The big the big deal with
- 13:16Kamala Harris, A lot of the detracting uh is that during her tenure as
- 13:20the district attorney that she The rumor is she locked up thousands and thousands of
- 13:28black men for like drug charges or marijuana charges. Well during her time,
- 13:39uh she she, Uh, I know what you're saying. Yeah, she
- 13:45like the numbers were very low for them. They're like around four between fourteen
- 13:48hundred and fifteen hundred cases like that. She like pursued, persecuted or whatever
- 13:54like prosepcted for marijuana charges. Right, and and the only forty five went
- 14:03to jail, Like just for forty five people, forty five niggas went to
- 14:11jail. I didn't know the numbers. I knew that numbers were extremely skewed.
- 14:15So that's crazy. So now why are we bringing this up? Is
- 14:18this the thing? I would bring it up because I was a victim of
- 14:22it. I would say I was. I felt I'm not gonna say a
- 14:24victim because that takes away account of building I was culpable in it. I
- 14:30just hear some shit I saw heard on the internet. She's locking in.
- 14:33You form an opinion based on that down you do a little research, it's
- 14:39kind of bullshit. Now, is she unlikable in any in other ways?
- 14:43Absolutely? Did she not support marijuana? Like really like that she did it,
- 14:48sure, But to like, we got to play the comparison game.
- 14:54A lot of people with the contrarians, their thing is, well, you
- 14:56know democrats don't do such and such for black people. Well, and this
- 15:00is why you shouldn't waste your time for she's not black, she doesn't support
- 15:03black people. This and this and that and there, and you are right
- 15:07on all accounts. But what I like to do is I like to play
- 15:11the game of comparisons because you have two choices, whether you like it or
- 15:18not. This is a two choice thing. Bad boy, Now you want
- 15:20to do a third party, do that next time if you want to.
- 15:24We'll see how it goes. Hopefully you want to do that. Hopefully what's
- 15:30your name is still allied to make it happen. Who al Gore? No
- 15:33fucking what's the old nigga? No? Uh? Barry Sanders Berry Sry Bernie
- 15:41Bernie talking about vote Lions running back, Great Lions running back Bernie Sanders king
- 15:50Ridge, Donovan mcnahh for president. He's getting no votes. Nah. But
- 15:58like, if you want to do that, or you have two choices.
- 16:02You can choose her, or you can choose this man who's like the devil
- 16:07and then you get these you get these apes that come around and be like,
- 16:11well, is he really even racist? Even that bad? I don't
- 16:15even know, like is it really that bad? You know? I am
- 16:22going to explain to you the many different ways he's racist and why Trump is
- 16:27not for you, and a language that you might be able to understand,
- 16:33right, underspeak, underspeak, understand right that I'm gonna have a translator for
- 16:38you. So I'm gonna speak, and then my translator is gonna translate what
- 16:44I'm trying to say. Donald Trump hates black people. Okay, okay,
- 16:55this is how they underst They gotta get it. No, no, Michael,
- 16:57Okay, now that is now where he didn't give you twelve hundred dollars.
- 17:07Okay, okay, Mike. He also, you don't hear what we're
- 17:11here. Do you hear what we're hearing? No, No, you don't
- 17:15hear where we're here. Just monkey noises. Monkeys, it's monkeys, just
- 17:19monkey noises that they only clearly understand eight how to get to something intellectually on
- 17:26that label level. Okay, label as you can't formulate this. This is
- 17:33how they get that. Hopefully they understand it's one of their peers thoughts.
- 17:37I can't convey it. Maybe one of their peers can't. Okay, he
- 17:42hates black people. Inflation went up under him. He we ruined COVID for
- 17:48you. Uh, he's the reason why you know, groceries are so high
- 17:53and why you got rent is so crazy. It's because of him, all
- 17:59right, it's it's he inherited a good economedy economy, he ruined it.
- 18:07And then on top of just making a lot of bunch of lies and promises
- 18:10that he said he was gonna do, he didn't keep anything. He did
- 18:14like some good things, but also by being a serial liar and criminal.
- 18:22Yeah, criminal, criminal, felon, convicted felon a right, He don't
- 18:32like you. He would spit on you before looking at you in the street.
- 18:37You shisty wearing moron. Okay, thank you, I've been thank you.
- 18:45That's all I got. Okay, the sounds are still going. Please.
- 18:51Chimp Chim still had some things to say, a lot to get off
- 18:55his chest. Chimp Chim had a lot to get off his chest. But
- 18:59yeah, I mean, honestly, but I diden should have done this like
- 19:04two years or not two years ago, at least a year ago, at
- 19:07least last year. You should have done this in twenty twenty three. So
- 19:08they do this normally. Do you think it was a strategic thing for them
- 19:11though, so just to make sure Kamala was the person, just so we're
- 19:14like, all right, we have there's no room for anyone else. This
- 19:17is probably like the perfect window because if you do it two months before and
- 19:19it's not, I don't think so, because I don't. I don't even
- 19:22You're like, because I the word on the street is that a lot of
- 19:26the people don't even want don't want her to be the nominee. But it's
- 19:30just like it's too late to fact track. But yeah, to me,
- 19:34it was like the last year either like the last year or Drew Brees or
- 19:38last year of Peyton Manning when they couldn't like physically couldn't throw the ball,
- 19:44and you just decide to play with them for four more years. Like no,
- 19:47you see that they're done. They have no more time left. So
- 19:51why are you going to continue to like plan a future with this person.
- 19:55It's just like no, because they want the super Bowl? See what?
- 20:00No? No, No, he's trying to compare Joe Biden running for president
- 20:06now to Peyton man No, to Aaron Rodgers. No, that's not the
- 20:11same, not the same at all. Aaron Rodgers can still throw would you
- 20:15give him a long term do what's long term? Four years? Four more
- 20:18years? I could give him four more thank you. And if he can
- 20:22only give me two good years. And also if he did the greatest president,
- 20:26No, that would be like if Joe Biden actually did student loan debt,
- 20:32like he did what he said he was gonna do and turned everything back
- 20:34to how it was how it was. He was like, yeah, he's
- 20:40a little crazy now, like he's slipping, but he wants four more years.
- 20:42I'm giving it because you're the greatest president we've ever had, just like
- 20:48the Jets did. He's gonna he's gonna fuck up. No, no,
- 20:52no, he's a war on the first day. He would know that.
- 20:56He wouldn't start a war on the first day. If he were to not
- 20:59be president. He yere, he's gonna push the ram button. No.
- 21:02No, if he went to go be president in Mexico, that's what he
- 21:07went to do, that's the equivalent he went to the Jets, shittier team.
- 21:11He would if Joe Biden went to president in Mexico, Mexico went to
- 21:15ship. It was Mexico. Nigga, what the thing is gonna happen?
- 21:18He wasn't saying that just were shittier team hour ago. But they're a better
- 21:22team. They're were worse team. They were a worst team. They were
- 21:25a worse team. Absolutely, I'm just saying he he ain't said that hour
- 21:29I did say that, and I didn't say the team was. I said
- 21:30the old line was worse. I said that old line was worse. Absolutely,
- 21:34I definitely said that, Elsie. What did I say that Jets line
- 21:40was worse? He went to a worse old line? Yeah? Yeah,
- 21:42did you say he went to an old worst team. They didn't say team
- 21:45in general. We were just talking about old line. But if you want
- 21:48to say team, the team was also worse. It's gotten better though,
- 21:52but they're both not bad. The Jets were just down a quarterback. But
- 21:57we're not gonn talk about Joe By come out off the ras. Kamala Shamala,
- 22:06Kamala shook her momma, Shamola. No, that's did you see the
- 22:11old fox hole? Yes? I did tamblo the gun in her Indian side.
- 22:15That's like hilarious. This is this seems a little now. It is
- 22:21stuff, good stuff. I love, uh serious radio. Back in seven,
- 22:26they really twenty ten. I thought it was two thousand and seven.
- 22:30I was twenty ten. It's really letting it fly back then for Obama,
- 22:36just letting it go pre Obama. No, that's not, that's mid Obama,
- 22:40mid Obama. Yeah, full Bama, full full blown Obama. Yeah,
- 22:47yeah, I don't know, but the discourse is already getting asked.
- 22:51It would be people saying, all black men aren't gonna vote for her,
- 22:56has a white husband, she's not gonna do anything for you. Well,
- 22:59she she's black when she wants to vote, and she's not black any other
- 23:03times. The fuck nigga, I don't give a fuck yo. Do y'all
- 23:08not understand who we're up against. We are up against actual Satan and not
- 23:18just him. It's the whole machine, the whole machine. Like we don't
- 23:21want to get too conspiracy, but there's conspiracy. Them niggas are the devil.
- 23:26They're moving. They're not conspiracy, they are the devil. Who was
- 23:30it project twenty five thing? Yeah, project twenty twenty five and then say
- 23:36that's not really a thing. He doesn't really want to do that. Yes,
- 23:37actually fucking does. Yeah, it's real. People are trying to say
- 23:42like that's not real. Yo, that's like his ship. I literally didn't
- 23:47believe it at first because it's so overdecad sounds. But it's very real,
- 23:49and maybe they wouldn't do all of it, but they'll do enough of it
- 23:53where it's like they want to. It's the fact that wants to do it.
- 23:59If they if in their perfect world, that is what it would be.
- 24:03They are evil people, I'm sorry. The pretty much like what they're
- 24:07doing in Florida, like saying like, oh, slavery wasn't wasn't that bad
- 24:12and all that other stuff, and it's just like but yeah, there's like
- 24:19a worldwide movement against like intellectualism, and we're just one of the many countries
- 24:27that is dealing with it right now. Because everybody's stupid and then instead of
- 24:33uh doing some research and getting some knowledge and like learning, we'd rather be
- 24:38comfortable, comfortable and comforted and are stupid by saying, you know what,
- 24:42we're gonna make it bad to be smart and it's not rather be stupid.
- 24:47Yeah, it's not your fault. It's someone else's fault that we're gonna blame
- 24:51you know that sounds very familiar, very familiar. Yeah, I don't so
- 24:57like yeah, all those things like about Kamla Yo, she is a fucking
- 25:03angel compared to these niggas, I mean compared to these and it's I hate
- 25:11to do it, and it's like, yeah, it's all bad, right,
- 25:14but one's a thousand, million, trillion times worse. The worst thing
- 25:18I can say about this chicken. She was messing with Montell Williams. Good
- 25:22job. I don't know what to tell you, man, that's a better
- 25:26decorated starts with Montel Williams. Nigga a war hero kean I know, Jordan
- 25:38Kamala Harris twenty twenty four. This is how we do it. Yeah,
- 25:45as soon as I said that, I was like, I wrong today Jordans
- 25:52and your parties here on the web side. I was just hoping it's just
- 25:56gonna skate by. Nobody's gonna bring it up. This is how we campaign.
- 26:06This is how we campaign. This is how we campaign. And then
- 26:15last his ride, the party is here on the state side. So I
- 26:18jump in the boothead and I get jump hit the polls and I'm faded.
- 26:30Nigga, get we made at feels so good in my hud. You gotta
- 26:44get your vote on im. But yeah, I listen, but yeah,
- 26:51you gotta do it. I don't know what to tell you, like,
- 26:53yeah, it's not we did this before everybody. It be a nigg is
- 27:00that don't want to vote in the primaries and don't want to vote before.
- 27:02They only vote for once every four years, talking about okay, because that's
- 27:11all I hear when I hear these niggas talk, that's all I hear.
- 27:15That's all I hear. We white their seals. People know, Michael,
- 27:33we don't need any more raccoon noises. But you don't need But they're not
- 27:37hard to distinguish what exactly I know? How is that working? What sounded
- 27:44raccoons making? I've been preving this for hours, don't they just his?
- 27:48No? Actually no, yeah, something like that, Yeah, something similar
- 27:53to that. Very hard to very annoying, annoying, just like, yeah,
- 28:00nigga, he is, Yeah that's racist. Give me more than here's
- 28:03the thing. If you got to sit there and go, is Trump really
- 28:07if you got to have a conversation about if you're presidential, you got to
- 28:11question it, are racist? Is he? Like? As soon as you
- 28:17got to question it. Bro, but he not racist racist? Like he
- 28:21not KKK racist. Yeah, I don't know all that to say. Definitely
- 28:27discriminatory racist and the Proud Boys. But buddy, so those are good people
- 28:33on both sides, you know, good people on both sides. But yeah,
- 28:36then they I feel like they'll kind of already started trying to go the
- 28:41route of like diminishing her because she's attractive, mm or like she's like an
- 28:47attractive woman or how can you do They're already trying to say they blew her
- 28:52way to the top. Yeah, like they try to like her way to
- 28:56her womanhood. I guess word. I saw somebody. Man. We're talking
- 29:00about how she was apparently dating some like old rich guy and he was like
- 29:04paying for a lot of her stuff. I'm like, how you lived.
- 29:08I don't care anything that the other nigga went to child pageants in the dressing
- 29:15room. This is I don't do that. She had some old nigga tricking
- 29:19on her allegedly have no morals. Yeah, that's the weird thing. It's
- 29:23like, don't don't actly you have morals? Now, they pick and choose
- 29:26when they want to. It's not even pick and choose. You just pick
- 29:30on all this side. But the other side is like, Ah, that's
- 29:32cool, All that's cool, All that's cool. That nigga's a criminal,
- 29:36he's a scammer. He said his daughter's hot, that he would suck her.
- 29:40He said that, he said that, he said that his words.
- 29:42Yeah, he said that, his words. You know. Also trust me
- 29:45out about them. Where the fuck has his wife been? She don't find
- 29:49her business. Yo. She used to be everywhere, and now I can't
- 29:52even realize I've seen her. She was only there because he was the president
- 29:56the moment he wasn't pretty Jamie now left hands off me. You got the
- 30:10about it. But I guess you'll pop back up if he wins. But
- 30:12no, she's gonna have to. She'll be on a zoom call bring up
- 30:18like a TV model, like school his inauguration. Has that ever been a
- 30:23president that didn't have a wife. Hell, let's see, I think there
- 30:27was, Yeah, there was, there really was. Let me say a
- 30:30single president. Yeah there was president. That's kind of lit. That's James
- 30:36Buchanning. That was actually Bill Clinton. He just acted like he was single.
- 30:41Remains the only president to be elected from Pennsylvany from Pennsylvania and to remain
- 30:45a lifelong bachelor. Wow, was like bachelor. He was slinging that colonial
- 30:52puss puss. He wasn't he was. He was my boy. Look at
- 30:56my boy, James. What he was like here giving a He was looking
- 31:00like he was peeling them corsets down. He was. He was giving someone
- 31:04the eyes in this little guy. Yeah, he said, you know what
- 31:07the fuck you had? This photo develops after twenty minutes, right, let
- 31:12so we don't take these pu twenty minutes. I'm gonna fuck this ship out.
- 31:17I know you've got fifteen layers on underneath there, but start undoing the
- 31:22automost of your of your fifteen vests. I'll be back in forty five minutes,
- 31:26ready to ready to take those bloomers down. Give you a thrashing,
- 31:33give you a good jostling right right up the pim pimp. Oh James,
- 31:41Oh James, you're such a You're such a cod. I'm gonna be more
- 31:47than that in a little bit. Baby. He turned into like a nineteen
- 31:53twenties just exactly. Yeah, I'm gonna get that pussy b make sure it's
- 32:02nice and wet, and I'm saying speaking a nice yeah, what what's nice?
- 32:10What prostitutes? Oh wait, so tell me about the process. Breaking
- 32:21news, guys, breaking news. These Instagram baddies that you've never seen have
- 32:24a job and go on all these fancy trips and they eat all this expensive
- 32:30food and don't work or prostitutes. The people didn't know that they're acting like
- 32:37they didn't. People found it out. People found that out because it was
- 32:42like their prices were getting lead or something. It's a website called like euro
- 32:47Date or euro Girl. It's basically an escort site and they find these girls
- 32:53with their rates and uh, they're yeah, they digging there, giving up
- 33:00the prices. I don't think that that for forever baffled me. Bro like
- 33:06I'm paying for pussy or paying for sex in general. I mean, I
- 33:12don't care who I'm not paying for. I understand some act of it.
- 33:17I just wouldn't do it. Some people probably enjoy that. I don't think
- 33:22they get off and like, yeah, I'm paying for this. But I
- 33:24think the types of dudes that are buying these chicks, they're very misogynist.
- 33:30I want to say. I'm just saying like they have a lot of money,
- 33:36they want to fuck. They don't feel like courting. They just want
- 33:39to get some pussy and dick, but they don't want to fuck a skag
- 33:44off the street or someone that they could normally pull. They're like they can
- 33:51pick and choose, Like I want it to be easy, Like I just
- 33:54wanted in and out. I just want to do what I gotta do and
- 33:58dip. But then you pay for some You paid for the looks, but
- 34:01then you get the pussy. The pussy might be trashed. Okay, I
- 34:06have you ever bought Chick fil a was like or some food McDonald's, Like,
- 34:08Ah, this wasn't that great? I should have spent money on this.
- 34:10Yeah, but I know that fucking Chick fil A and got four zeros
- 34:14behind it. Yeah, it's four zeros because we're poor. We're poor,
- 34:21We're poor, right, But you understand these people, that's nothing I get
- 34:30you. That's ch Chick fil A has never sucked my dick before, I
- 34:37promise you believe me, Elsie Straw, He's gone plenty of times. They
- 34:43don't do that. They don't How many times you have to go to Chick
- 34:45fil A before you get your dicks? How many awards points? Three?
- 34:52Spicy chicken salchies like a blow. That's the double Diamond member, double double
- 35:01Gawk Diamond, double fisted. You're now an official triple platinum Gauk Gaulk member.
- 35:07You are entitled to some other services. I'm saying, oh, say
- 35:15less. Yeah, it's like, yeah, these chicks is like these dudes
- 35:19that have a lot of money. I can understand, especially when you got
- 35:24to think of it, was like, all right, if you don't feel
- 35:28like dating and you could watch it, watch it or have sex for two
- 35:31dollars and you know it's a bad chick. She's not gonna put your business
- 35:36out there for two dollars or twenty dollars to ye, and you're single and
- 35:44you don't feel like I know all I do. We just do a little
- 35:46din and I know I'm smashing and we can just be on my way for
- 35:51twenty dollars. That's what it's like to them. That's that five, six,
- 35:54ten, twelve thousand, whatever. It's twenty dollars to them, So
- 35:59I get it. And they live a labing life like everything they get is
- 36:01expensive. But to them it's not expensive because they're rich. They're expensive to
- 36:07us. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they just know they
- 36:09know I'm spending money on this, like oh yeah. Like but even even
- 36:13with the local Jones that be putting their rates out, it's like like its
- 36:17different. They're local Jews, those are birds, those are bums, still
- 36:22being bad. But you see how you just did that. There's no,
- 36:28there's no are not just bad the cream of a culp. Like the one
- 36:39chick that was giving full full sex for forty bucks or whatever. She probably
- 36:45suspi on Twitter. She probably remember that was reading her her rates to the
- 36:51podcast. Sure sure remember that? Yeah on Twitter? She has to advertise
- 36:55on Twitter this is aw website dedicated to this. We didn't even know this
- 37:00sight existed until this happened. Yeah, these fuckers, it's a different.
- 37:06Listen, one hour of time is five hundred euros. Yeah, one girl's
- 37:12rates for five hundred dollars an hour, five hundred dollars an hour, five
- 37:19hundred dollars an hour. That beta be the best hour of my life.
- 37:23I better be seeing stars. But for us, that's like five an hour.
- 37:30That's a hell of a bargain to me. And then like let's look
- 37:34at it. Look, this is for example, you single, you can
- 37:38add that for five an hour. Come on, that bottom picture a make
- 37:45up a little too late. I don't I don't think I would do that
- 37:49for final No, no, no, no, I'm talking comparative for five
- 37:53hundred dollars to them is five dollars for you. Would you pay five American
- 37:58five dollars dollar. I'll bet you five thousand dollars just to watch me play
- 38:06the game? Come on, girl, to tell me I'm doing a good
- 38:08job on college football being hogwarts. Shut the fuck up. Don't you see
- 38:13me trying to get my recruited class right playing road to glory? Come on,
- 38:17babe, like bab baby, you should run a spread office. Yeah,
- 38:21don't call me babe. That's not in the price. Don't you see
- 38:25me trying to bite this thing I want to visit Archie wants to party with
- 38:30me. It's not serious, I promise you. I'm not sleat the energy
- 38:35points of going to class. Shut up. So it's like the other prostitutes.
- 38:40Of course they are available twenty four to seven. I bet you are
- 38:45four seven. Yeah, for five hundred dollars an hour. Yeah, I'm
- 38:49available twenty four to seven. Just look at the days I'm regular, probably
- 38:53higher for twenty four seven. Just look at there. It's like a statue.
- 38:57Look at the things they're looking for. Gender, female, age,
- 39:00location, eyes, hair, color, height, pubic hair, pretty,
- 39:06shaved or not shave, bus size, bust type, natural or whatever.
- 39:12I was gonna say, oh, what the types you have? People?
- 39:16I'm listening now, willing to travel? Ethnicity, weight, height, snoker,
- 39:21you have tattoos, piercing nationalities? What languages do you speak? Man
- 39:24can't speak today? No? No? What did I say? Snows?
- 39:29Smokers? Sorry? Services? Intimate girlfriend experience, Oh, travel companions,
- 39:37I bet, bitch. Intimate girlfriend experiences, travel companion, intimate girlfriend.
- 39:44We go. If I have to choose, I think I want to do
- 39:46travel companions. To be honest, it's just like I don't know if I
- 39:49want to buy a girlfriend, that's what. That's the same thing. Travel
- 39:52companion. Yeah, yeah, that's what that girlfriend. No, that's not
- 39:55even that's a traveling if we're traveling fun together. But if you're you're only
- 40:00being an intimate because it's more fun to get your dick suck spending a whole
- 40:05vacation with somebody. Yon'll know. You get a vacation and you get the
- 40:09bus. Okay, you gotta act like my girlfriend. No, like,
- 40:15m you don't. We don't have to keep up. Yeah, that's what
- 40:19I'm saying. The parade of man we En Joe. We're doing fake ship
- 40:22for the weekend. Fuck it. You might as well change your name,
- 40:25like we want lie to me. Baby, don't call me Damie. My
- 40:32name is Sean. I'm Jared. This weekend, I'm I'm Ryan. Call
- 40:43me Ryan, Baby, call me that every time. Call me call me
- 40:50the exalted one. I bought six hours. So so from now on to
- 40:57Tuesday, my name is Exoding God Exit. I was about to say,
- 41:02I'm all say good body, I swear to God, Exoiting was in my
- 41:09head. I am the forbidden one. Oh wing got it. This one
- 41:17girl her services. I give amazing massage, Golden souach, golden shower.
- 41:22I cannot speak golden shower. Yeah. Is that is that Young Miami's page.
- 41:30So it's not like she girl. Did you see that interview that she
- 41:32had with the girl and the girl recognized her? Did you see that?
- 41:36You know, the girl recognized Young Miami and she was like we met before.
- 41:40Young Miami was like where she was like you know, like I know
- 41:45you. She didn't want to say, but it was very obvious that they
- 41:50knew each other from somewhere, but she didn't want to say it. And
- 41:53that was around the same time that all that was coming out, like I
- 41:55think from the network. Yeah, they in Dubai, their hose, golden
- 42:04shower, come and face, come in mouth, anal and pussy sex all
- 42:08one word. I don't know, blow job without coming, that's that's that's
- 42:13the same category, anal and pussy sex. She sounds like a good time.
- 42:16She sounds like a great time. And how much is this one?
- 42:19This one? I don't know. This is the one though, give me
- 42:24that. I'm just joking, you know, delicious. I'll take more.
- 42:34I'll take fourteen. Make the makeup is mad and the rest of her you
- 42:38can wash it the fuck off. No I just in the shower, No
- 42:43I just you can literally command her wash that ship off your face or you're
- 42:46not getting paid. How do I want to see more of these? Interesting?
- 42:52You wait to sign up? I figured out because I know there was
- 42:58a there was like a thread on Twitter, and I just didn't like,
- 43:01like I should go back. I'm interesting. I just want to see paying
- 43:07this ship be fucked up, be watching the credit card. My credit card
- 43:15is not going that ship. They got a mail version of that, because
- 43:19ship I'll sell my sex? How what a little? Oh? What are
- 43:22your rates, Kenan? What are your rates rates? What services are you
- 43:25providing? First? That's a good question. What services are you providing into?
- 43:30Who are you gonna be one of those guys? Like, if it's
- 43:31men, I'll go it's got to be triple look something. So I'm offering
- 43:38intimate boyfriend experience whatever that means. Whatever that means, whatever mean? Okay,
- 43:45travel companion, yes, travel companion. Uh, if you need a
- 43:50date for a wedding, okay, So are you boring stuff? Very boring?
- 43:53But people pay for it. We're starting off, We're getting there.
- 43:58What do you get into the sex? Dropping off dick? Uh? How
- 44:01much would I charge to drop off some dick? Now, first we have
- 44:05to start with intimate massage. Intimate massage, I mean, I'll take a
- 44:08couple of YouTube uh YouTube courses learned how to you know, get all the
- 44:13spots. So I'll probably charge maybe, like because he's just Keenan one hundred
- 44:20bucks an hour. Yeah, you're a whole out, dare you? I'm
- 44:22a whole for massage? A hundred bucks just just just rubbing your back intimate
- 44:30massage. Oh like like the one Twitter niggah was coming from y what's his
- 44:37name? Uh lest than just or what that niggada? One nigga name Tommy,
- 44:42he's from Jersey? You know that nigga? Uh crazy? Well,
- 44:45you know, listen, I ain't got a website, I ain't got much
- 44:49of a following. So once I get that, then the prices going so
- 44:53start. I can't start high. I'm a well, no you can in
- 44:57this world. Just somebody keen in the next get an escort, and all
- 45:00the old, big, old fat white women want you. What are you
- 45:05charging for these big back ladies, for the big backs, charge for the
- 45:12big backs. Yeah, I mean you're not gonna be able to depend on
- 45:14how big the back. You're not gonna see him like, it's just what
- 45:16you mean, like gonna say they paying for my services. I gotta see
- 45:19them they pay, Yeah, they pay. I don't think you get to
- 45:21choose. So I think if somebody decline, if I'm somebody, yeah,
- 45:28I probably start off with that five hundreds an hour. Okay, if I'm
- 45:32somebody, what you making that face for? I'm a somebody, So you're
- 45:37bad bitch back like un you'd be lucky if you can form me for a
- 45:45thousand, bitch. I did find the website. What I found the website?
- 45:51These chicks, Some of these chicks got some nerve. I mean,
- 45:55that's what they want, Mike Dang. But obviously somebody pays like pussy runs
- 46:01the world. Why not use that to your advantage? Why not shame anybody
- 46:05for doing this. I won't shame you, but don't you know, I
- 46:08shame you as long as you're honest about it, exactly. I shame you
- 46:13honestly. I shame you when you're acting like what you're doing isn't what you're
- 46:15doing. Like I'm an entrepreneur, I'm an escar, you're a whore now,
- 46:22okay, okay, I'm a I'm a business owner. Your business is
- 46:31what I'm saying. This difference between terms, now, I think that's the
- 46:39different words mean something. Words do mean something, and you know what they
- 46:45mean the same ship, So they mean the same ship. You. We're
- 46:51gonna put them on the same level as somebody just doing it for the free
- 46:53sky versus somebody getting five dollars an hour to do it. Huh mm hmm.
- 46:58So we're gonna put it on the same level of somebody doing it for
- 47:00the free ski, for somebody doing it for five hours ones of prostitute.
- 47:05So there's a difference. Then, No, it's I'm talking about the people
- 47:07that say they're bothing just holding at a higher level. No, no,
- 47:13no, no, This is not the discussions in the NBA ones in in
- 47:16in Turkey. No, no one holes in the NBA one chicks that are
- 47:22doing what these chicks are doing, saying but I'm just an escort. No
- 47:28no, no, You're a whore. You're a positive prostitute. That's what
- 47:30you are. Oh that's fine, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
- 47:34saying, not like the girls that all only fans. I'm playing with the
- 47:37COUCHI on line and never touch nobody. No talking about we're talking about That's
- 47:43what I was talking about. We're talking about just random women that are sleeping
- 47:47around and doing it for the free ski for somebody who's doing it for top
- 47:52dollar. I'm not gonna put them on the same level. The same thing
- 47:55to me, okay, is different as the invoice. Yeah, it's the
- 48:00same act. It can't be the same one. Just hustling backwards to me,
- 48:05because anybody, anybody has access to the free ski. I don't think
- 48:09anybody in here, yeah, the free sky. I don't think anybody in
- 48:14here is spent is spending five hundred dolls an hour for some cuccie. I
- 48:17don't have five hundred dollars an hour cucie money exactly. But if somebody was
- 48:21throwing it at you for the free ski, you s see why there's a
- 48:24difference. No, yes, because it's because one is easily accessible but the
- 48:30other one is not. No, what do you mean? No, you
- 48:35just said you don't got five hundred ot of couchie money because those are charging.
- 48:40Agree to disagree because I'm trying to understand what you mean. That's like
- 48:45affording a tesla versus affording a fucking pontiac. Now everybody can afford a tesla.
- 48:50A lot of people can get a party act. There's still cars though.
- 48:53Okay, it's okay, Why does he do that? They're still caught?
- 48:58Why I do what? They're still ours? It's all right. Now
- 49:02you're talking about one chicken is on a one is a motorized scooter. It's
- 49:07the same thing. No, it's not. They're both vehicles. Both of
- 49:12them need a license plate to ride in the street. I'm trying to understand
- 49:20that. I'm really trying to get it, Like, what are you trying
- 49:22to what are you all trying to convey to it? Nothing? Nothing anymore?
- 49:25No, no, no, no, I'm done. It is It's
- 49:29okay. It's like Chef Gordon Ramsey's Top Restaurant and Burger King. You're saying,
- 49:36because there's high quality both food, both food in different prices. You're
- 49:44saying, just because they're pricing different doesn't mean it's better the quality the quality
- 49:49of what, well, I'm not gonna say the quality of it, but
- 49:51just the fact that one is easily accessible better than because because there's a barrier
- 49:59of yes for injury. Yes, that's what I'm saying. And you really
- 50:04can't put it on the same thing. I'm not gonna call both of them
- 50:07horse because I think one is a lot more horse than the other. They
- 50:09both have a price. What is free, sky, There is no price.
- 50:15Hey, you got a penis, put it in my puss. That's
- 50:17the price, Jesus. The price is penis for the for the I heard
- 50:30girls in college that were like that, like hanging around trying to suck Hey,
- 50:35bro, you're trying to fuck I just go. Yeah. A lot
- 50:38of them married now with kids, got married quick too. That was just
- 50:44a face. That was just a phase. They used their powers for good.
- 50:49Huh. They use their powers for good to finally snatch one up one
- 50:52of the dudes. Finally they said, uh, finally been one of one
- 50:58of the worst. Somebody finally bit the word like, I need to keep
- 51:00this around somebody God was nobody else is getting it. The worm was just
- 51:06tired of moving around being worm said, I don't think I want to do
- 51:10this anymore. Man Enough fish mounts spit out too many times to settle down
- 51:20with just one fish mouth. I think this is one sucker fish mouth that
- 51:23might that doesn't know about all the other fishes that the mouth. I've been
- 51:27in a very stable fish mouth. I went to a different pond, you
- 51:30know. Change. Yeah, moved to a pond in Atlanta. I moved
- 51:36to a pond in Atlanta. Gotta gotta gott a worm bb L, And
- 51:39that caught me a good bass worm bb who said they need a bp L.
- 51:45And then I found and I got with a I got with a nice
- 51:47young yellow bass, up standing possibly bisexual fish didn't go to Atlanta, to
- 51:55Atlanta, so I had to go far away. So so this fish doesn't
- 52:04come in contact with all the other hundreds of fish whose mouths I've been swimming
- 52:07in. Mm hmm. They tell me, you never know. Oh my
- 52:13god, he went worm. She was all on me. We were spinning
- 52:19the funk about her like two years ago. Yikes, you buried her.
- 52:27God speed. You're getting in her boat for real. Forever. You let
- 52:30her in your boat. You take that back to your home. We just
- 52:36bought a tank together. Y'all got to clutch your eggs a whole clutch cut.
- 52:43It's not too late, too. You can't put it on some crackers
- 52:52about it there, put it on some crackers. It's not too late.
- 52:59Don't some cracking about the top dollar. I'm telling you you can do it.
- 53:07Mm hmmmm. So so we oh yeah, we didn't even talk about
- 53:15the Hoops outage. No, do you want to talk about that outage?
- 53:21Say that true? We could talk about I mean, what the Microsoft thing?
- 53:24Yeah? Uh, it's current, it's current current stuff. No,
- 53:30definitely, I thought it was interesting where I started doing research immediately. Were
- 53:34you guys, were you guys affected by it? I wasn't affected at all,
- 53:37luckily, because you weren't infected at all. That's crazy. I wasn't
- 53:42affected at all at all either. I'm very upset you had to work because
- 53:47one day, come on, I had to work. If one of my
- 53:51coworkers didn't have to work because their computer was affected, I guess they have
- 53:55they have Windows, But I guess you don't have Windows. No, I
- 54:00so I guess some of the computers at my job were affected. Summerre not
- 54:04It don't make sense, Well, it isn't it Only it was like the
- 54:07most recent update for Windows. Correct. No, so it wasn't Windows.
- 54:12It was CrowdStrike. CrowdStrike was a company that was running the update. Yeah,
- 54:16so the update was through Windows. So it's it's a security software like
- 54:22within Windows. So they pushed the update, which I don't know how only
- 54:25certain computers because everybody should be getting the same update that unless people don't update
- 54:30their computers the same like Auto Southwest was still flying because they were not using
- 54:36that updated version of Windows. Yeah, but that's that's that ship still run
- 54:40on Windows ninety eight. Yeah, same with Spirit. Spirit was able to
- 54:45fly to that ship because shut the country down. The world so affected the
- 54:49whole world. There was a hospitals. One of my friends was saying,
- 54:52in the hospitals were completely doing things on paper. Hell I would pharmacy or
- 55:00on paper like this. I know with ant because it affected his job.
- 55:08He physically had to touch every survey. They had to roll back that update.
- 55:15Oh my god. So and mind you, that ship was a Friday
- 55:17Fridays on a Friday, every fucking I T guy was stuck started early too.
- 55:27I started. It was like one of him, yeah, bro fucking
- 55:30past and was blowing up that group chat. I was like, oh,
- 55:34how much I missed this, But don't miss this at all. So I
- 55:37know it was a problem. The banks, the airports. The airports were
- 55:40really bad. That was airports was crazy videos man ships had to make emergency
- 55:46landings. Really some plans. Yeah, because they couldn't even see what the
- 55:51fun They couldn't communicate properly. So yeah, you got to land, you
- 55:54gotta land, just land me in the middle of nowhere. You got to
- 55:59go to the closest airport. Yeah. But what I'm saying, like,
- 56:00yeah, for me, that would be the middle, Like it could be
- 56:02the middle, trying to go from ignored to like California. You gotta stop
- 56:07off of fucking tall Utah built up in Missouri. Saint Louis, Sat Luna
- 56:22that sixty red I'm not supposed to be here actually went stopping the Saint Louis.
- 56:29I've never been. That was very much mind when Los Angeles was my
- 56:35goal. I mean very much. But you can't up in worse. We
- 56:39know you're trying to go to go to l A, but can I offer
- 56:42you a nice Saint Louis? Saint Louis? Have you ever seen the Gateway
- 56:46archy? I know people were I know you want Vegas, but would you
- 56:53settle for a nice Pittsburgh trying to go to Miami meet but you never been
- 57:00to Miami. Ohio saved people were talking, chatting, nooka chatting, so
- 57:19but yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, yeah, I saw a lot
- 57:22of people were affected by Thankfully I wasn't. Whoever didn't catch that definitely got
- 57:25fired that whoever somebody out there, someone is all right, Hey, there
- 57:30could a whole group of people got fired, because that's not just one person.
- 57:35An apartment has to have been fired. A guy there was literally a
- 57:37bug in the team. A team one day team got pushed out because they
- 57:43just fucking fucked up the whole world, the world, the world for what
- 57:47was it like fifteen hours? Uh? Because people still affected, Like I
- 57:52know, it's a I hope not you know, a whole new week the
- 57:57fun you don't. Yeah, step your game up if you still affected,
- 58:00get a whole new I T T. So. Yeah, we had an
- 58:06update the podcast the i G broadcast channel NTS FAM on i G. Yeah,
- 58:14so we posed this question that we talked about last week of like the
- 58:19too high story. Yes, And we had many a listener talk about there
- 58:24too high story and some of them were pretty funny. They were go through
- 58:29and say it a few One person said the army crawled from their car to
- 58:34the house because they forgot how their legs worked. Is that just the scene
- 58:37from yes, Wolf of Wall Street? Yes, it could be the same
- 58:43scene, or it could have actually happened, could have happened, could have
- 58:45happened. So this one actually actually made me laugh. They said, I
- 58:49went up to my locker at school and tried to unlock it with my car
- 58:51keys. What's it would be worse if you were just with the five?
- 59:00This one's good too. Sat at the stop sign for three minutes waiting for
- 59:04it to turn. That one got me to I haven't sep stop sign,
- 59:08but I definitely stopped at a green light. I've definitely stopped at a green
- 59:12light. I've stopped at a green light and just sat there. Whoah,
- 59:16this light's green. Somebody said they ate a two and fifty milligram bag of
- 59:22edibles, threw up his threw up their cheetos, and then just laid in
- 59:25a vomit. Yeah that was disgusting. It's like, get your life together,
- 59:30Sharon sh exactly. She said. My mom asked me if I was
- 59:39pregnant, and then I had a panic attack. Oh no, off the
- 59:51edibles. I started crying because I put too much salt on my tops.
- 59:54M wow, you're fucking hungry, I somebody said, okayhead said, I
- 1:00:04was so high. I started playing hide and seek by myself. I wanted
- 1:00:12to ever find me here, hiding like they ain't never gonna get me.
- 1:00:15I'm never gonna find me here. At least I'm safe inside my mind.
- 1:00:22And then another U pops up. That's how you know, you hig,
- 1:00:27you catch yourself. I watched three full seasons of Blueing with my bestie.
- 1:00:31Her kid was asleep. These dogs are hilarious. These dogs. Man,
- 1:00:42oh man. They did an episode about like a woman like one of the
- 1:00:46dog ladies couldn't have babies. Yeah, like the apparently they get into some
- 1:00:52real like deep subject matter. Yeah, they get into it like she's barren
- 1:00:58blue, She's barren speaking of fucking Uh did Jesse the thread on Twitter where
- 1:01:02it's talking about some uh docmic stuff ins had cancer? Huh so Doc mc
- 1:01:09stuff in is herself, So apparently it's a It was a character in the
- 1:01:14show. But she looked like doctor stuff just like doctors. I was like,
- 1:01:19nobody tell me. I was like, why they put these kids do
- 1:01:22this so early? Yeah? Got these kids going through dramatic events? What
- 1:01:30the fun? Yeah? No, it was a character on the show,
- 1:01:34and it was like a little girl was like sham. She had like a
- 1:01:37little scarf on it. That's real, it's real. Uh. I ate
- 1:01:43one hundred milligrams of edibles and counted all the blinds at the party. Yeah,
- 1:01:47you were you were down all the blinde a true gieger really out of
- 1:01:55your mind. Help all the blinds. That's a lot. You're going to
- 1:02:00different rooms, just be like blind counters. Wandered can I just think if
- 1:02:12they lost track, Like it's like, what about the vertical blinds and like
- 1:02:19you know that's that's crazy. Another one said my Mayan Jaguar tat was trying
- 1:02:24to look at me after I ate a brownie. That's rooms some people be
- 1:02:31seeing tripping like stuff move off. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen
- 1:02:37anything move. Yeah, I've never seen nothing move off of weed. First
- 1:02:42time I hit a bong, I thought the hallway night light was an alien
- 1:02:45thought. Everybody to get beamed up. I yelled at a car for trying
- 1:02:54to cut my friend off. It was parked the fu you do it,
- 1:03:01dickhead, move out of the way, and realized that was a fucking Walmart
- 1:03:07parking lot. My bad, My bad, started the g Gary bad,
- 1:03:14My bad. Sorry, appreciate that. Yeah, but yeah, yeah yeah,
- 1:03:21join join the on Instagram or see what question we have this week.
- 1:03:25Might throw a couple in there. Whatever pops up, then we gotta do
- 1:03:30more than one of the things. Yeah, it was fun. The other
- 1:03:32one. I was what I was gonna do is gonna be uh favorite sex
- 1:03:36scene from movies? But I was like, ah no, yeah, all
- 1:03:42right. Then looked out for that somebody asked us that, right, No,
- 1:03:45we asked yeah, we asked that us that last episode. Yeah,
- 1:03:51yeah, I do think that we should name the channel real Beaters though I
- 1:03:54G beaters, I G beaters G beaters is crazy, I have a crossover.
- 1:04:05No, just some of the beaters won't get it. That's I mean,
- 1:04:11it's kind of on them, that's true. If you're here, you
- 1:04:14should know what a beater is. If you're listening, you know what a
- 1:04:15beater is. Yeah, what I think should we name the channel I G
- 1:04:23B let us know? Can we do polls in there? Yes, we
- 1:04:26should do a poll in there? What do they want to be? What
- 1:04:29do you want to be called? Oh? Make it a question, what
- 1:04:31do you guys want to be called? M hm? I could do it
- 1:04:33right now, go for all? Right, so we could they could come
- 1:04:40up with it if it's a question. I was going to say, if
- 1:04:43we do a poll, we'll we'll come up with the name and they select
- 1:04:45the name. Okay, I think that would be like better, right,
- 1:04:48we could we if we're going to do that, we don't have to do
- 1:04:50it while we're recording a type of ship there. I was gonna try to
- 1:04:54take a name for beater brigade, beater brigade, that's possible. So we
- 1:04:59put it in there, what should they be called? And then they vote
- 1:05:00just like liking the ship like choices. Yeah, I won't even let them
- 1:05:05themselves, that's what I was. Let them name themselves with them autonomy.
- 1:05:10Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. Figure out what your name do
- 1:05:15that going into next week? Yeah, who's played n C double late this
- 1:05:19week? Y'all? I've been doing well. You didn't get it, not
- 1:05:26I Mike, Mike don. I haven't played a football game in fifteen years,
- 1:05:31good, like god, I've never played like I was never into like,
- 1:05:35I haven't played Madden than like ten easily ten years minimum. And so
- 1:05:41I never played college football or so that they never played any of them.
- 1:05:45No, and college I don't care about college football, so it doesn't feel
- 1:05:48to me at all, my heart, I don't really. I'm not really
- 1:05:53a sports video game guy. Actually, I'm finding that out. I only
- 1:05:57did ever because my friends like, that's that's the main game my friends play.
- 1:06:01Me. I'm more of a solo RPG kind of guy. So did
- 1:06:05you play? That's too hard? And with everybody real quick. People who
- 1:06:12say use words that's all I hear everybody who disagrees with because No is too
- 1:06:25hard and people like those types of games where it's like it's just too hard.
- 1:06:29You played it to play. It's unforgiving and you can't you can't even
- 1:06:33pause it. You can't pause it at all, like you're always just always
- 1:06:39running what it cannot pause, it's always on. It's kind of like once
- 1:06:44you start the game, Oh you can't the whole game. Yeah, like
- 1:06:48there's no like to stop, Like it's like you tail, you can only
- 1:06:51put up. Yeah, yeah exactly, that's fine. Yeah, and you
- 1:06:56get wrecked while you're paused, but you can't like hide anywhere. You can't.
- 1:06:59You can't somebody find you have the house, No you don't, there's
- 1:07:02no safe house. What the most you have is like these little spots called
- 1:07:08like blessings or whatever where you can save and can't like you can do that,
- 1:07:13but even at the camp spots you can't paul like you could. I
- 1:07:17don't know if I'm not one hundred sure, Like if you're at the camp
- 1:07:20spot, they can still like fight you, but like it's very unforgiving game.
- 1:07:26Like Okay, I seen one playing it in first person. I heard
- 1:07:30that's a model. He's crazy for that. It looked crazy. I don't
- 1:07:34even know how he was doing it. Yeah, I played that for like
- 1:07:36a couple of times. I just tried. I just redownloaded it like a
- 1:07:41week ago, played it one time. I was like, yeah, that's
- 1:07:43why I didn't do that. Can you change the difficulty though, it's just
- 1:07:48this. The only difficulty is impossible. That's difficulty is elden Ring, which
- 1:07:54is hard as god. So like the difficulty is you're you're not beating this
- 1:07:58game. So you know, like sports games was never my thing. I'm
- 1:08:01realizing I just did it because you know, all the homies do that.
- 1:08:06I mean, how much you got on? What do I don't know.
- 1:08:13I didn't check my hours hours. I'm just saying, like, you you
- 1:08:17know, nowhere near as much as I would like, Damn you said it,
- 1:08:25not as much as I like, I've been busy, so like I've
- 1:08:27still been playing, like right now. You gotta be like the niggas who
- 1:08:30got the PSP. No, yeah, like they played at home and then
- 1:08:36take it with them a little. But it's fun. But speaking of difficulty,
- 1:08:43the game is hard. The ship is not easy. I seen you're
- 1:08:48playing on Heisman, like damn near impossible to do anything. Heard like niggas
- 1:08:55don't be playing for years, like seasons. Bro. I was like,
- 1:09:00let me get it out the mud. So there's different, there's different,
- 1:09:03you know. I don't know why you did that. I don't know.
- 1:09:05I just thought it. You gotta try try. You went as a underdog.
- 1:09:10I went in as an underdog as a running back. And I think
- 1:09:14Hawaii. I was like, I could come off the bench in Hawaii.
- 1:09:16Yeah, why not, it's Hawaii. They're not They're not like they used
- 1:09:20to be. I simulated a full season and never touched the fucking field.
- 1:09:26Yeah, it's worse what actually coming in. I was like the third tier.
- 1:09:32So you come in, you make your way to wide receiver one,
- 1:09:36make it to this championship game, and don't test the field. Huh oh,
- 1:09:42you got suspended, no academic. I got bench the championship game.
- 1:09:47I played pretty much the whole season, got the championship game, didn't test
- 1:09:49the field. He was a Georgia. I was U that's crazy, and
- 1:09:58I didn't know in the seventy he did some frat hazing. I don't know,
- 1:10:03kid, you can't play in the who's the running back that's come out
- 1:10:06of the freshman plusing pike U c F. But he's about to be the
- 1:10:10greatest thing since lights break because that motherfucker couldn't be tackled. He couldn't be
- 1:10:14tapped. I've seen the nigga. He transferred. He transferred to Michigan or
- 1:10:18no, he was a five star. He being like, I'm going to
- 1:10:20Michigan and he's like, oh, he's just handing off, handing off hand
- 1:10:25off. Ever, is can I get a one pass player pass the ball?
- 1:10:31Yeah, certa. It depends on where you go. And also the
- 1:10:35players that they let you pick sometimes be asked as so, fucking ass run
- 1:10:41his fucking screen pass on second and one? Why so ass brod? I
- 1:10:45make it work though, but but so I had that running back, deleted
- 1:10:49that ship immediately, and then I made another running back where I started out
- 1:10:54at Temple. I was like, this is manageable. Transferred Temple Temple more
- 1:10:59than Hawaii because I also changed the difficulty too. I think I changed I
- 1:11:02went, I didn't go, I didn't do Underdog. I did the one
- 1:11:04up from that. So I went to Temple, did that, and then
- 1:11:09I transfer to Colorado and then I went to Oregon. So I'm in Oregon
- 1:11:11now, but I'm the starting running back there. I literally just played before
- 1:11:15I came here. I had like one hundred and nineteen yards. We won
- 1:11:18the game, but we scored like fifty five points. I didn't score.
- 1:11:21I'm like, who the fuck was scoring? Nigga, the backup brunning back
- 1:11:25had five touchdowns. I transfer the gold line and said they was doing that.
- 1:11:34They're doing that ship the Eagles was doing. Uh uh, polled me,
- 1:11:40browed me like, and I'm zeke, I gotta go. I'm like,
- 1:11:45this is fucked up. And then so I have that, and I
- 1:11:46have a quarterback. I just transfer from Oregon State to Michigan. Didn't even
- 1:11:51start that yet, like I started season, and I have a receiver.
- 1:11:55Un see, so I'm gonna do all the positions just to see which one
- 1:11:58I liked the most. I still got to do a corner back in the
- 1:12:00linebacker, I've seen one. Nigga, you can do old lineman right now.
- 1:12:03You have to create that player. Yeah, you have to create that,
- 1:12:05because that's the dude groovy on uh trying to be a fucking defensive end.
- 1:12:12You can't even do that. You can't be a defensive end, quarterback,
- 1:12:15running back, receiver, linebacker, corner. That's it. You should
- 1:12:19try to be able to be a lot of line like you should edge rusher.
- 1:12:23Yeah, and I think when you do linebacker it's just middle linebacker.
- 1:12:26I haven't tried just middles, just middle though, but it would be cool
- 1:12:29to be that nigga. Groovy is crazy. If you haven't seen, just
- 1:12:40go on TikTok and type and groovy. He's gonna be the first thing to
- 1:12:42come up that niggas hilarious. He's funny, don't smacking. The game is
- 1:12:48good. Everybody loves it. The game. Yeah, the game is You'll
- 1:12:56been waiting for it for a decade. Hour. It's more than just like
- 1:13:00I've seen a lot of complaints. I've seen a couple of fixing. It
- 1:13:01is new, but I watched I watched the video today about but I've seen
- 1:13:04people say like they love it because it's like it's a little realism. It's
- 1:13:09not it's not arcady. It's not arcady. It's it's not when you play
- 1:13:14it's not arcade. People are just pulling off Arcadie stuff. But also it's
- 1:13:19a skill gap thing to like if you're good at like the game, you
- 1:13:21could be good at it, but I feel like there's a lot of stuff
- 1:13:25that's pretty realistic. Have you been wide receiver yet? How many picks you
- 1:13:30make it? Throw it back your quarterback. I don't give a funk about
- 1:13:33his stack, that nigga throwing picks. Okay, give me the one video
- 1:13:39where the ground like that, You're gone, brother, if we're street apple,
- 1:13:50that niggas going having like miss Mississippi State or something like that. The
- 1:13:57fucking in life. Yeah, the corner was like talking about and he just
- 1:14:00got Yeah, listen, the game is fun though. I love what did
- 1:14:03with this, and I think it's definitely going to change the path of Madden
- 1:14:06because now this is the only competition for Madden, so you gotta make a
- 1:14:11game that's kind of on the same level, if not better. I mean,
- 1:14:15it's a sports. All the money goes in the same pocket sports,
- 1:14:19but you can clearly tell that these are not the same. It's different.
- 1:14:24Yeah, it's different, develop different the same people. So but the thing
- 1:14:28is, and Madden still might be like, we don't hear people are gonna
- 1:14:31buy this game, correct, And at the end of the day, the
- 1:14:33money goes into the same pocket. But also, if you think about it,
- 1:14:36last time Madden was even good was the last time n C Double A
- 1:14:41was out. It's been that long and now has to do better. Like
- 1:14:45here, bitchas niggas just not worry about that. Well, I think they
- 1:14:48have more center to do better because you can import your player from n C
- 1:14:53Double A to Madden. They brought that back, like the road that you
- 1:14:57import your player from this good game to the chitty game that we're not going
- 1:14:59to I think it's they're going they're going to change how they get you niggas
- 1:15:03on this narcotic but sometimes but the game is good, like you play.
- 1:15:08Have you played against anybody yet? I got my on line Yeah twice because
- 1:15:13that was my first time playing like with the team, and it's it's different
- 1:15:17because there's so many teams that you can use and everybody is so different.
- 1:15:21So I think I only played on it right now. Jackson State yeah,
- 1:15:26Jacksonville, No, jack is Jacksonville State. Jackson there's no HBC. No,
- 1:15:30they didn't do the HBCUs no. I think they. I think there's
- 1:15:34a downloaded you can download the problem that they they said how they're going to
- 1:15:38do HBCUs when the rosters aren't even updated on their websites yet, ass with
- 1:15:44Dune Cookman's two thousand and eight roster. But I played online. I was
- 1:15:48like Texas guy fucking torched by somebody, and I use like s m U,
- 1:15:51like there's just you gotta like kind of like play around. You gotta
- 1:15:55know you ship. You don't know who to plays. But also, like
- 1:15:59I said, it was online, like I don't know how long those people
- 1:16:00have been playing. Maybe I play against somebody else. If anything, this
- 1:16:03might help me learn people coming through the draft more because it would looking at
- 1:16:09high school rankings, high school ranking drafted people know in college they come from
- 1:16:18that. Like that's how you know what these players who they are and what
- 1:16:21this skill is gonna be. Just watching the draft and like not knowing ship.
- 1:16:26Yeah, this is pretty much the scouting at this point. Seems good
- 1:16:29scouting for what your fantasy team realize to be. Yeah, like like,
- 1:16:33oh, I know that nigga, he nice one double your draft? Yeah,
- 1:16:40but what are you gonna do with that information? You college? I've
- 1:16:45been playing. Listen, this guy is listen. I know he's from East
- 1:16:53Carolina. Not a lot of tape on the guy here. Let me tell
- 1:16:57you. Play the circle button. It's the smoothest spin move I've ever seen
- 1:17:01level spin move. Listen to me. Listen to me, Howie I ever
- 1:17:08steered you wrong? I don't even know who you are. Sir. You
- 1:17:11get this number before the play evening starts, Howie? Just listen. Please
- 1:17:15please delete this number. If you call this a gig number again, I
- 1:17:21will alert the authorities. Okay, I've been I've been whooping that online.
- 1:17:28No, just people player. I don't have it, but like best friend
- 1:17:34and like playing with Literally that's not a PS three, That's what I'm saying.
- 1:17:40Jesus. Yeah, I haven't played it like a video game like that.
- 1:17:43I haven't played video games in ten years. But I've always been I've
- 1:17:46literally always been nice in college football. Like I've only lost two games throughout
- 1:17:50all the college football trying to re up nig Yeah, I am. That's
- 1:17:58not going to happen. It is. Well, we'll see, we'll see.
- 1:18:00We can stream it on the we can twitch channel. We Yeah,
- 1:18:05we offer that too. Yeah, are we doing that tomorrow? I'm down
- 1:18:10Maybe sometime this week. DJ skating Nigga. I was supposed to DJ next
- 1:18:17next week next all talk about it next week. Yeah, yeah, there's
- 1:18:24a social thought. Yeah anyway, yeah, all right, So we got
- 1:18:28some questions from our lovely question bank of people, questions from the questions,
- 1:18:35Questions from our lovely questions. Yeah, lovely question askers. So okay,
- 1:18:41it said, all right, this may be a long one, so bear
- 1:18:43with me, Lamar. Every once in a while, me and my friends
- 1:18:46get together to catch up on life, barbecue, drink and whatnot, and
- 1:18:49we always seem to get into heated debates about music or music related subjects.
- 1:18:54So this last time, after watching Bad Boys, we get back to the
- 1:18:57Pad and one of my boys sets up a versus battle with another one of
- 1:19:00my boys to prove that Kels is better than Michael Jackson, which almost no
- 1:19:06one agrees with. He made a valiant effort, but MJ ultimately came out
- 1:19:11on top. Yeah, but he was standing on it all on it all
- 1:19:15tends so hard. It also almost had me thinking could he be right this
- 1:19:20whole time? And do the group think everyone else just agreed not to vote
- 1:19:24for better? At what? You know, what he's talking about is better
- 1:19:30and what making music? Making bangers? That's what he said. Kelly made
- 1:19:33music for Michael Jackson. Literally, answer the question needs to be one song.
- 1:19:43Yeah, one of his biggest songs too. Oh, because Michael Jackson
- 1:19:45didn't have a thousand Okay, that's fine, But the fuck are you talking
- 1:19:49about it? I don't think. I don't think Keenan's saying, well,
- 1:19:53exactly, so, calm the fuck down, Relax, relax, Keenan saying
- 1:19:58that that was Mike's young bol pretty much like I didn't like the way it
- 1:20:02was handed. You don't know where it was heading. You just assumed I
- 1:20:05didn't like it. I just didn't. You should have rephrased it. Sorry,
- 1:20:09we're not even gonna entertain that question. That's all we need to say.
- 1:20:13You're not wrong. Your friend's an idiots. But again, I don't
- 1:20:16think it's that far. Seeing now here and we're back. I don't think
- 1:20:21it's that far fast. It is very far. What are you saying?
- 1:20:25It's very far? F one? Very one Jackson, one's R Kelly.
- 1:20:29One's the biggest artist of all time, and one is R. Kelly.
- 1:20:31Yes, okay, that doesn't mean that they made better music. Yeah,
- 1:20:40because you you have one, you have to add in the better music that
- 1:20:43made finish made better music, ar Kelly, I don't. I don't think
- 1:20:46it's it's clear cut as y'all are trying to make it seem. I think
- 1:20:50that the main difference between the two is there performance this friend that he was
- 1:20:55talking about. I don't think it's that clear cut. No, I don't.
- 1:21:00Did you see it in this question? I think one one just has
- 1:21:03more stark, more star power. No one made better music. He made
- 1:21:09better how he got more star since he was And that's not and that's not
- 1:21:15saying, that's not slighting the talent from that other guy. And one made
- 1:21:19better music. That's it objectively, and one that for everybody? One what
- 1:21:28one man? Exactly the world? What so the cows? Jesse did?
- 1:21:34Jesse did? I believe I can fly the one? Give me five?
- 1:21:41Wish the world for white people? No white people? How many? How
- 1:21:50many have you played Step in the Name of Love? Never? How many
- 1:21:57white weddings? Were you really bumping? Michael Jackson? I've heard it's Michael
- 1:22:00Jackson. You see the next question. There's nothing you agree with us.
- 1:22:11You're just saying it's not as big a gap as we think. That's that's
- 1:22:14all I'm saying that to change that's big, because that's big. That Sorry,
- 1:22:18it's not saying that just the name music is not good. It's the
- 1:22:21name. It's the name. It's the name. It's off the wall,
- 1:22:26it's dangerous. It's album. It's a b C bad bad albums either he
- 1:22:34didn't have bad albums. Name of bad album go ahead like no, No,
- 1:22:39no gospel album. Did you listen to it? No you didn't,
- 1:22:42so you can't say it's bad. That's the album when he was the juice
- 1:22:46Man, when he was the song That album, that's a trash album was
- 1:22:50the one album he got with. He got the migos on that ship.
- 1:22:55Don't do this. Whatever the funk that was bad album, my god,
- 1:22:59unreleased ship. He'll be better than them. Yet, Hey, I don't
- 1:23:02think it's that far fet It is what it is. It is, so
- 1:23:09I don't think it's that far fetched. That's the twelve. I don't think
- 1:23:13it's that. That's not saying that his music is ad. No, I
- 1:23:16know you're not. You're just saying that it just clears one of and I
- 1:23:20don't clears it clear. He clears the whole world, everybody. He clears
- 1:23:26everybody. Michael Jackson, he's the King. Niggas went to go see Unfinished
- 1:23:31like concert movie. Yeah, because he was a great performer. He was
- 1:23:36a great He was a great performer. That's that was like, it's different
- 1:23:40levels. That's why I'm like better at what Who's the better singer? And
- 1:23:44I did I say Michael Jackson? I dare you to say it, who's
- 1:23:46the better singer? Michael? Get the funk out of here. No he's
- 1:23:48not. No he's not. That's subjective. No he's not. That's subjective.
- 1:23:53No, he's that's subjective. All of its subjective. It is all
- 1:23:55subjective because there's some people out there that say, be honest, I can't
- 1:23:58sing. That's literally like saying that's like saying saying that's like saying, Buddy
- 1:24:04Hell is a better basketball player than Lebron James because he shooes threes better.
- 1:24:10No, he does one day that maybe better than him. So he's not
- 1:24:15that. The g is not that writer. I don't know that. The
- 1:24:20nigga can't even read. But his argument is because he made you are not
- 1:24:27alone. No, no, no, what I'm saying vote for everybody that
- 1:24:31nigga really wrote songs that we don't know that he right, we don't have
- 1:24:35to defend nobody. That's why I'm asking better. What better? We can't
- 1:24:47read, but Michael, you know, he wrote songs and shut the funk
- 1:24:50up, so read it. He can't read, stop it. He can't
- 1:24:54read. He don't got to be able to read. He wrote hits.
- 1:24:57He wrote hits. He it don't matter. I can't read a license.
- 1:25:03Oh no, No, he can read it. That's how he picks it
- 1:25:06and chooses because the number might be too hot. No, he can't,
- 1:25:10like you have one because they don't have if you do. Yeah, I
- 1:25:15think about Kelly to just see him singing in prison that I really don't look
- 1:25:20that really doesn't look for real. I don't see what it could be.
- 1:25:25I just feel like he sounds like that nigga. He sounded so, you
- 1:25:28know, it just doesn't seem like I don't know whatever. It feels like
- 1:25:31a long time for something like that to have come out. I feel like
- 1:25:33that something like that would have come out a while ago. Think people have
- 1:25:35prison, Mike, Yes, he's been in prison for a long time.
- 1:25:40I mean, sometimes things don't want. I'm sure that the girl was getting
- 1:25:45her back blown out for a while and it just came out what girl,
- 1:25:49I mean, that's crazy. It was the first time, just took three
- 1:25:58years. That was not for That was not her first time. Didn't look
- 1:26:01like she was the recognized Go sit down, go sit on the couch.
- 1:26:04I bought you. I don't know, sit that on the couch in your
- 1:26:09your So yeah, I hope you got what you wanted out of the question.
- 1:26:14Person, there you go on. Okay, next question for one hundred
- 1:26:18million dollars, Yes, would you rather fight the Powerpuff Girls every day for
- 1:26:21a year or fight Batman once for once a year for ten years? You're
- 1:26:30getting your ass Batman the nigga who's not a superhero, because Batman is not
- 1:26:35superheroes. One nigga that does die bo angry Bubbles. But it's the why
- 1:26:42Bubble's gonna fucking Batman? Why? Why is gonna fight me? I ain't
- 1:26:45doing nothing, both of them coming. That's not the question. No,
- 1:26:49no, no, He was like, why is Bubble time? Why is
- 1:26:51Batman trying to find me? Just that one? One won't kill me?
- 1:26:55That's a very easy thing to do. One won't kill you one power Up
- 1:26:59Girls saying they didn't kill Powerpuff Girls every day for one year. Batman that's
- 1:27:04three hundred every year, once a year. So stupid. That's so one's
- 1:27:11clearly better than the other. One's clear Like it's not even close. Like
- 1:27:15you don't even have to debate. You obviously picked Batman. Obviously it's but
- 1:27:20at one time that year. Bro, he's a human. Yeah, he's
- 1:27:26a human. But he's gonna fight better than you can fight better than everybody.
- 1:27:29He's not fighting better than papuff girls. You, yeah, doing this
- 1:27:41better than you every year. I'm training to fight back. So it's like
- 1:27:45Batman fight. I'm just gonna sit there to get my hands beat. No,
- 1:27:49I'm gonna try. I got three hundred and sixty four days. I
- 1:27:54don't even know why this is a discussion. You you have a choice between
- 1:27:58fighting one human person or three super people, supergirls, supergirls with super powers,
- 1:28:08supernatural beyond human scopeability, three of them versus human person. That one
- 1:28:15human person is gonna feel like them three little girls is not. I feel
- 1:28:23like we don't understand. See, this is this is my problem with this
- 1:28:27is my problem with that. No no, no, no, no no
- 1:28:29no no no no no no no no no, don't don't group Batman to
- 1:28:32his idiocy. No, because that's fucking wild that because because either way,
- 1:28:44no but one, you will fucking die for sure, because it's a cartoon.
- 1:28:50He has to be in the next episode. I don't got to be
- 1:28:54in the next episode. Maybe they'll beat you. Monkey. Clearly you're going
- 1:29:00to make You're gonna make it through the year, make it. You're just
- 1:29:02gonna get beat up. Everybody. You gotta get beat up. It's like,
- 1:29:05would you rather fight as like that? Would I'd rather fight my dad
- 1:29:11wants every ten years or Mike Tyson every day. It's a clear choice here
- 1:29:17because here my dad can beat my ass put it. But it's Mike Tyson.
- 1:29:24No, I don't take that one year. I can I can get
- 1:29:28that year overweight. That could be you still got two years of getting act
- 1:29:31me. That's three hundred and sixty five fights versus ten, nigga first off,
- 1:29:35but first off, it's ten though only one of those days is gonna
- 1:29:40be a fight. Every other day you're gonna be in a hospital band that
- 1:29:42you're gonna wake up to motherfucker's wailing on your lass. So there is no
- 1:29:45fight. There is no fight. It's three hundred and sixty in the hospitals,
- 1:29:53beat it's three hundred and sixty five days of straight pain, maximum pain.
- 1:29:59At least once every team here you can recover and once a year,
- 1:30:04honestly, for ten years, for ten years, you're I can recover.
- 1:30:09You're not ten recres. It's not about ten years. It's ten fights at
- 1:30:13the end of the year. Your potato, if you're fighting with is a
- 1:30:16debate. You will never walk, you will never use your arms. You
- 1:30:19will be eating through a tube. You will be shitting out of your ears.
- 1:30:24But I don't think you'll be okay after getting beat the fuck up by
- 1:30:27Batman. You'll be a lot more okay than if you ran into the Power
- 1:30:30Up lot more a thousand million times. See, this is the problem with
- 1:30:34Batman because he gets lumped in with superheroes. He is a nigga did some
- 1:30:42martial arts training. You can be Batman if you tried really hard and you
- 1:30:46hit the stop market. You can't beat a Powerpuff Girls nigga, let alone
- 1:30:50three of them. I'm not saying beat him up. You're getting beat up.
- 1:30:54Would I'd rather get beat up by a human person or three super people?
- 1:31:00It's easy? What the fuck else you like? There's no way you're
- 1:31:09picking the Powerpuff Girls. I would never do that, Okay, fair enough.
- 1:31:13The next question I'm saying my old logic is one year. Nope,
- 1:31:20no, what the fuck? I truly think you're underestimating that. Batman asked
- 1:31:27woman you're power I'm not. I just know how to pick a cho just
- 1:31:32like the comality. I like the game of comparisons. Again, the ass
- 1:31:36woman I'm going to get from Batman is gonna be way way calmer than the
- 1:31:44one I get from three Powerpuff Girls every day for a year, every day,
- 1:31:47versus one from a human person once every ten, once a year once
- 1:31:53agaar ten fights versus ten five really again over nine hundred because it's three feet
- 1:32:00so something fights versus ten fights versus a nigga that you could possibly kick in
- 1:32:04the deck and be okay, and again going into that fight. I know
- 1:32:11you like, oh, I gotta watch Buttercup. Buttercup is the angleing.
- 1:32:13She's the one with the hands. I keep getting jumbles Superheroes. Bubbles is
- 1:32:17actually the person you don't want to fight. It doesn't matter. Every day
- 1:32:21you're very well aware of about it. I don't think you are. You
- 1:32:25don't think you are because we're talking because you're talking about this, well,
- 1:32:29early Batman, every person, we've seen them fight, We've seen their brain.
- 1:32:34We've seen their brain. We know what multiple villains brainy look like.
- 1:32:40Brain Anyway, we ain't talking about we talking about everybody else. No,
- 1:32:43he makes the gang Green gang. The boys beat the mayor, be just
- 1:32:51fine. They beat his ass. They might have beat up the man,
- 1:32:59pretty sure. They beat up the versus one nigga niggas singing dome DAGs on
- 1:33:03the street. Where's the joker? I don't know that where you've seen bro
- 1:33:14Okay, you're fucked either way. Yeah, just saying, but you're a
- 1:33:18lot more fucking with the power I mean a lot more else. Three niggas
- 1:33:24is fighting. That's what Elsie thing is pulling out. Not the power Bluff
- 1:33:29Girl. Yeah, other guys. Yeah, yeah, the guy you're fighting.
- 1:33:31Hell no, because you damn sure anything about the Powerpuff Girls if you
- 1:33:35if you're picking them three hundred and sixty five days a year, okay,
- 1:33:38every day? No, Elsie, No, why the furu for three hundred
- 1:33:43and sixty five days? You're getting jumped every day. You're year to ten
- 1:33:45that's all that is all it is. Ten fights, three hundred and sixty
- 1:33:49five. That's how you That's how I look at it. Yeah, WHI
- 1:33:53was the opposite? Would three thousand mark up? Would you rather? Would
- 1:33:58you rather go o win ten or owen one hundred and sixty five? Yeah?
- 1:34:02It is one year? Okay, okay, okay, I know about
- 1:34:10year five, you're very tired of getting beat the fuck out Batman. Okay,
- 1:34:13go ahead, you're gonna be tired of getting beat the fuck up nigga
- 1:34:17two D two and guess what, motherfucker you got three hundred and sixty three
- 1:34:21more of them. Bitch is coming with no rest. Just know that pain
- 1:34:25is never gonna go Wait until that year is over. That you're living in
- 1:34:29pain for every day of that year. At least with Batman, you got
- 1:34:32time recover. You'll learn how to walk again. Somebody won't have to.
- 1:34:36I can rehab. You might not, But just know what Batman quiet is
- 1:34:43kept I might get a look in. I'm definitely not gonn at once.
- 1:34:45I'm got little one. I'm not gonna at least one at all. It's
- 1:34:49not gonna be close. You were not laying a finger on I'm gonna kick
- 1:34:54him in the dick for sure. I can bite that man, I will
- 1:34:56Where are you gonna fight? Bite Batman? I'm gund one of his fucking
- 1:35:00billionaire or nobody else has a full suits. There's the likelihood of him hitting
- 1:35:06Batman versus hitting a puff girl. He's more likely to hit back. That's
- 1:35:10what he's said. This is a nigga who's faster at human speed or people
- 1:35:15that move at the speed of sounds. It's pointless, it's all bad,
- 1:35:21it's all it's uh, it's not impossible, but the probability, it's improbable,
- 1:35:28improbable, but it's not impossible. There we go, fucked it up.
- 1:35:31Cut his arm on his You're not gonna grab fuck yourself up trying to
- 1:35:38beat him up. Yeah, yeah, kick that nigga, dick. I'm
- 1:35:42good he doesn't have arm. I'm pretty sure he probably does. But you
- 1:35:47know, you're definitely not gonna hit the power business that could fly. The
- 1:35:53niggas still gotta run up to me. He got he moves at the speed.
- 1:35:58He might just land on you. But in the dark, you're not
- 1:36:00gonna see that for a year. Any flash of red, blue or green,
- 1:36:05and he's gonna send you. I'm sorry, please, please, please,
- 1:36:10you don't know when that Batman fight is gonna be. You don't know
- 1:36:14when? Is that from a girl a year? You don't know when the
- 1:36:16Po girl fight is gonna First of all, you're adding ship number one,
- 1:36:21but go ahead. You don't know when the Powerpup fight is gonna be.
- 1:36:24You do, it's gonna be every other day, but you don't know when.
- 1:36:27I know it's every day, though, But you don't know when.
- 1:36:30You don't know when Batman during the day at least at least I know during
- 1:36:33the day go to bed, at least I know after that one time.
- 1:36:38I don't know what type of brand. I don't know what type of brand
- 1:36:42of stupid has overcome this room right now that we're fighting, we're choosing a
- 1:36:45fight once a year, super people versus a billionaire person Jeff Bezos with Waits.
- 1:36:55I really don't understand kung fu Jeff. It's just you undermining Batman.
- 1:36:59You know you're underminding that buff girls that man. You don't respect Blossom Bubbles.
- 1:37:04I respect Batman, but just gonna beat with Jef Bezels Waits. That's
- 1:37:10what he is. That's what he is. He is a nigga that took
- 1:37:13some typo and has a lot of money. You do not respect Batman.
- 1:37:16I respect him a hell of a lot less than the power of girls.
- 1:37:19You are right for sure, one thousand percent yep. Genetically modified superhumans.
- 1:37:27This this conversation why they say not every everybody need a podcast, because look
- 1:37:30the fuck because this should have been like exactly, this should have been a
- 1:37:35thirty second segment. It should have been it is, but well, actually
- 1:37:40the human person to other people who have not said anything, and y'all not
- 1:37:44talking to them because they're not the one saying. I don't agree because he's
- 1:37:47he's standing at all. He just chooses not the vocalock. He's like this.
- 1:37:51Nigga early will question Batman really quick, quick, quickly, Bruce Wayne,
- 1:37:59I'll change the question. Then the fuck is this? He gets as
- 1:38:05by a joker, a psycho, nigga with a clown. He begetting his
- 1:38:10ass beat by him. I seen him beat him up, that niggagg he'd
- 1:38:15be beating his assoically, he'd be beating his ass sometimes. Yeah, he's
- 1:38:19he's beating physically. I see him. That nigga is a failed stand up
- 1:38:25comedian also killed robins. Different timeline, Batman expert. There's multiple jokers he's
- 1:38:34not always superhuman people. Actually, the one that beat up the one that
- 1:38:40beat him Batman, was he a superhuman person? Nah, just a clown
- 1:38:44ass nigga with a super huh. Yeah, but I'm gonna fight. I'm
- 1:38:47I'm anna fighting the super humans before that. Yeah, get the fuck out
- 1:38:53of here, Lamont please, Lamont please? Okay? Well, actually Batman
- 1:39:00funk out of here? Is this a safe space? Obviously not. I
- 1:39:04knocked down Tokyo Tony. It's something about a season vet that does something to
- 1:39:09me. She is fucking discussed. I would never Yeah, you're you're a
- 1:39:11sick man thought, Yeah, you're just nasty. You see the clip she
- 1:39:15flashed the game. Oh you're talking about that. You're talking about the Eddie
- 1:39:18Winslow, the new I just saw today. She put out what he was.
- 1:39:24He was on their show, Eddie Winslow. Yeah, and she had
- 1:39:28her leg on his like she was he was like rubbing her feet and she's
- 1:39:32like, what's that feeling my ankle? You grow? He's a certain certified
- 1:39:38nasty. He's a freak. But Tokyo made the superhead or like engaged.
- 1:39:42Yeah, and then was it. Rick Ross's ex was just like, what
- 1:39:45are he getting hard. Yeah, they put them to the put them old
- 1:39:51chompers. Yeah, old chomping chomps by white people, right, no,
- 1:39:59white people. It's not no, it's you didn't see Raggie was about trying
- 1:40:02to fight him. That's horrible. It's definitely run my niggas downfall, the
- 1:40:09downfall the black community. Now now we got fucking bad boys UK coming out.
- 1:40:15What I sent that link? That ship I didn't watch. I didn't
- 1:40:17look at it. That ship looks so dumb bron They were very June,
- 1:40:25the very June, very very I was like, why why is it all?
- 1:40:29Why they do this to the gay community because they like I just don't
- 1:40:32understand, Like with the whole bad how do you fight every episode? You
- 1:40:36don't get tired, you don't get tired of fighting arguing every episode. I
- 1:40:45don't give a fuck. After a while, that bring got a loose stenergy.
- 1:40:48They mightn't have anything to give it, and that's their way their brain
- 1:40:51works. The only solution is physical confrontation. And you give an idiot money
- 1:40:58to do what they like to do, they're gonna do it. Yeah,
- 1:41:01Hey, Kenny, we're gonna give you a hundred a thousand dollars a week
- 1:41:04to play basketball. You're gonna do it. You already like to do that.
- 1:41:08I show love basketball. I loved about I shall loved the shooting.
- 1:41:13Like half these girls don't just be fighting their regular day lives. Now the
- 1:41:20reason there's a reason so good audition fighting. I'm there are some of them
- 1:41:29that what I'm saying, there are some of them that does you like motherfuckers
- 1:41:31be out here. Grew up in the hands, but this is just a
- 1:41:34we over here. There's a camera in front of us. I have to
- 1:41:38like every day because that was like, that's that's the pill of the views
- 1:41:44is the ones that talk all the ship. You finally watch them get beat
- 1:41:46the fun. That's how they make money for no reasons. They make money
- 1:41:49because after this just do club appearances and do whatever else. Know, every
- 1:41:53episode it's all about getting to the bad. Yeah, you're part of the
- 1:41:56problem. You're watching it because sick put your watch it put this doesn't come
- 1:42:05If Erica want to watch you be right there. My girlfriend, thank god,
- 1:42:10thank god, she is more high brow. I don't think Biggie has
- 1:42:14exposed me to is uh tarique power. Yeah, that's not that's not that's
- 1:42:21completely. That's the worst thing she's exposed me to. I can't be mad.
- 1:42:25Yeah, but she turned around talking about let's put on some zoos.
- 1:42:28I'm like, nah, bro, can't do it. Just be fighting,
- 1:42:33Bro, Like God, that's crazy. Like it would be the whole episode
- 1:42:36just arguing bigger, nothing but but but b rolls and fights. Oh what's
- 1:42:45the bitch name? Biggie the big, big girl. Biggie from Rhode Island.
- 1:42:47That's what she's big, big Dominican. She's from Rhode Island. That
- 1:42:50she she's from your girl, Biggie from Rhode she was from like the Bronx
- 1:42:56No Island. Mm hmm big Rhode Island. Cool. Shout out Peter Griffith
- 1:43:04everywhere. Man. Oh yeah, oh for sure. Well I think we
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- 1:44:30well, I'll get into the wild boy's an he just m everything he was
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- 1:44:48Shit, say some ship. We'll see you next week. Bye bye.
- 1:44:54At the end of the day, yeah, at the end of the
- 1:44:58day, I think, no, I think, are you just sinking in?
- 1:45:05No, I'm just talking. But I was just on more of the
- 1:45:12cavity part of it. Ten fights, No, No, ten fights,
- 1:45:17t fight, ten fights. That was it. I'm telling you, after
- 1:45:21a year fighting powerful girls, you're not using any of your extreme You're a
- 1:45:25nugget for the rest of your life. You could be a nugget after one
- 1:45:27fight with that. You're gonna be a nugget after one fight with the power
- 1:45:30up girls. You know, I know one's one's more likely to happen.
- 1:45:34All right, So let's let's do it. Let's do stop this. I
- 1:45:40stopped this one question. I just have one question, please, Which one
- 1:45:44of them can punch a hole through you? Both of them? No,