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Weighted Autism Blanket | Son of a Boy Dad #156 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Actually not a big Waterloo fan. They were just out
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  Speaker 9: Have never had Waterloo.
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  Speaker 3: It's the peach isn't terrible.
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  Speaker 1: It's not bad. I've never been a big fan of
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  Speaker 1: a peach flavor except for peach rings. Those are the
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  Speaker 1: ones that really get me going.
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  Speaker 3: That's what my mind instantly went to when you said
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  Speaker 3: you're not a fan of peach.
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  Speaker 9: That's well, that's not like real peach flavor.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like peaches? Millions of peaches?
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  Speaker 9: No, I don't like going out to the country.
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  Speaker 3: You really don't like peaches. No, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I've had a peach maybe once or twice
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  Speaker 1: in my life, just like biting into the pit of
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  Speaker 1: a peach and just juicy.
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  Speaker 3: You've only had a peach once or twice in your
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  Speaker 3: entire life.
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  Speaker 9: I don't fucking love fruit like that.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not as gay as I see.
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  Speaker 3: You've only had peaches. Sorry, it smells like fucking ass
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't smell that.
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  Speaker 3: You don't smell that.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, there it is.
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  Speaker 3: That smells.
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  Speaker 1: That's death.
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  Speaker 3: That's death in the fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, you need an exterminator or something. You need
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  Speaker 1: your landlord to come in here. I do.
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  Speaker 3: When after you guys left on Wednesday, I pulled the
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  Speaker 3: fridge out and I tried to crack up in the
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  Speaker 3: back to find whatever the dead rodent is, and it's
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  Speaker 3: just it's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing you trying to open it like the guys
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  Speaker 1: who's steal an ATM machine, and.
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  Speaker 9: I can't get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a lot of like jumping on the
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  Speaker 1: back of it, kicking it.
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  Speaker 3: I also didn't have a screwdriver, so I was trying
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  Speaker 3: to use like a fork to like undo the screws,
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  Speaker 3: flatthead fork or a knife, Philip's head knife, or a coin,
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  Speaker 3: but it did not work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you'll just live with the sense of death. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's been here since I moved in, which is concerning.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, that's a long time for death to linger.
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  Speaker 3: It's lingering.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nasty work. Did you get that Coca Cola
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  Speaker 1: for free on the street? No, it cause I there.
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  Speaker 1: I got a handful of those coke zeros for free
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  Speaker 1: on the street. They were handing them out.
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  Speaker 3: I would not I wouldn't even I don't like cokezero.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't even take one if they were giving them out.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you buy one then?
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  Speaker 3: Whether do you think I ordered one or do you
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  Speaker 3: think I ordered a diet and they accidentally gave me
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  Speaker 3: the zero. Oh really, yep, straight poison.
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  Speaker 1: I had a Coke zero on the street and it
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  Speaker 1: was the freshest, most delicious coke heiro I'd ever had
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  Speaker 1: in my fucking life.
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  Speaker 3: Coke zero is not bad. It's just I like the
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  Speaker 3: I like the good, uh the chemical taste, and diet
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  Speaker 3: coke the case of cancer, Yeah, rushing through my veins.
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  Speaker 3: That got me towards the sweet release of death.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that will get you there. Honestly, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: they've never studied the fact that diet coke one gives
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  Speaker 1: everybody every type of cancer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because diet coke is word. Because coke is
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  Speaker 3: worth so much money, they're probably like paying off cancer researchers.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be like, just avoid.
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  Speaker 1: This counter counter researching, Like it's actually good for your pancreas.
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  Speaker 1: Actually your being dissolved inside your body is a good
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  Speaker 1: thing for you.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. Someone was telling me that if you like, pour
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  Speaker 3: a can of coke, like they used coke to like
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  Speaker 3: clean up blood stains on the street after like someone
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  Speaker 3: gets shot.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that that it's like one of the most
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  Speaker 1: uh powerful solvents, Like it'll make anything dissolved yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: is disgusting. But for whatever reason, the cokes that I
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  Speaker 1: got the other day were like they're born on date,
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  Speaker 1: must have been like December first. They were the freshest
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  Speaker 1: cokes possible.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: They're fucking delicious. I had never had a coke so
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  Speaker 1: fresh and delicious.
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  Speaker 3: When was the time you had a real coke?
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  Speaker 1: Barely? Ever?
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, probably like ten years ago.
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  Speaker 9: Like Mexican coke, you mean with.
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  Speaker 1: Real sugar in it.
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  Speaker 3: I know, like a real like it just like a
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  Speaker 3: straight like not diet, not zero.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's been a fucking long time.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. That's gotta be like the greatest feeling if you're
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  Speaker 3: in shape enough to be like, yeah, I can just
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  Speaker 3: drink a coke.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think that's in shape people that are indulging.
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  Speaker 3: In dude, you know it is because you never see
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  Speaker 3: like it's what Trump said, he said, you never see
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  Speaker 3: a skinny person drinking diet coke. And it's true. You
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  Speaker 3: never see a fact, you never see a skinny person
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  Speaker 3: drinking diet COKEI you never see a Yeah, it's true
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  Speaker 3: because they all drink they just ring regular coat because
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  Speaker 3: they're just gonna burn it off. Like I'll hang out
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  Speaker 3: with my friends and they'll just order a regular coat
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's more gluttonous than having like a
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  Speaker 1: sin a bun. Oh yeah, me too, or like a
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  Speaker 1: loaf of bread or like multiple bagels or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Like in my head, it's so gluttonous to have a
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  Speaker 1: coke heavy.
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  Speaker 3: I've just seen those like those like uh, those fucking
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  Speaker 3: pictures of like the sugar next to the can of
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  Speaker 3: coke and it's like literally like the whole thing is sugar.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, I forgot about those diagreg Yeah, there's such
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  Speaker 1: a good deterrent.
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  Speaker 3: They scared me.
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  Speaker 1: But how can they.
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  Speaker 9: Even get that much sugar into things?
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  Speaker 1: That's still because it's liquid, Yeah, that just it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: what is it's syrup? Yeah, when you stir something in
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  Speaker 1: enough and it just suspends in there, it still doesn't
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  Speaker 1: still doesn't make a ton of sense in my mind.
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  Speaker 3: That's like have you ever seen the videos of people, uh,
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  Speaker 3: and they'll be at like a I'm like if I'm
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  Speaker 3: like forgetting words right now? When you win, you know,
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  Speaker 3: when you like a fountain drink, when they'reetting a fountain
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  Speaker 3: drink and they they they split it, so they're just
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  Speaker 3: getting all the syrup. Oh yeah, because you know how
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  Speaker 3: those work. How it's like the it's like the syrup
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  Speaker 3: and then.
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  Speaker 9: They double and spinning.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's that's that's that's like a thousand grams
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  Speaker 3: of sugar.
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  Speaker 1: But for whatever reason that like the skinny folks like
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  Speaker 1: the uh, the coke heavy, I don't know. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: mind switching back over to the coke heavy because whatever
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  Speaker 1: they're putting in diet coke has to be fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's terrible. They I mean, do they say
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  Speaker 3: a regular coke is better for it than your diet coke?
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  Speaker 3: But maybe just sticking to the water the water lose, dude,
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  Speaker 3: that's the key. You got to get back on the alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: Your recall will come back. I know you're right, and
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  Speaker 3: I still haven't drank. Really yeah, your skin islowing nineteen days?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, you're that clean. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I feel bad for the boys in Chicago because they
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  Speaker 3: definitely think I'm going out there to like cause just
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  Speaker 3: cause a scene.
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  Speaker 9: Oh what is it going to be?
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  Speaker 3: Like a case racist? I imagine for the Christmas special.
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  Speaker 1: They probably think I'm going out there to fucking chief
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  Speaker 1: down a fucking pound of that shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm there on a strictly business.
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  Speaker 9: They don't know we're clean as hell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, things have changed, fella, Sorry for podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Like I used to think I was pretty sober
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  Speaker 1: when I would just like smoke weed most days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then I realized, like I was never like fully shown.
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  Speaker 3: Are you still not smoking? Yeah, that's crazy, that's not
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  Speaker 3: you were only going to go for like a week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody thought that. Everybody counted me out, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't read that. It's like what you said, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't count back.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I wasn't doubting you. I think you
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  Speaker 3: told me you were taking a.
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  Speaker 9: Week out of me, but I didn't doubt back. Now
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  Speaker 9: it's just like I'm fucking superman.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like now I have like for you, like
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  Speaker 1: having thoughts again, just dreams, honest dreams. So it's been harder, recall,
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  Speaker 1: hasn't been hard. Nothing has been fucking difficult.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's good, dude, because everyone else that I know
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  Speaker 3: that quits weed, they have like mental breakdowns. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: they're like they're having like vivid dreams and like sleep
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  Speaker 3: walking or just like not sleeping at all. They'll be
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  Speaker 3: awake for like seventy two hours straight.
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  Speaker 1: I had some vivid dreams, but now, like I had
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  Speaker 1: like vivid dreams last night, and I think it was
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  Speaker 1: just like people at the barstool office.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's usually when I have vivid, but that
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  Speaker 3: fucks me up more. I'd rather have a vivid dream
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  Speaker 3: where I'm like in like a fucking mass shooting or
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  Speaker 3: something and like like dodging bullets, rather than like a
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  Speaker 3: vivid dream where I wake up and I'm like, did
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  Speaker 3: that actually happen? Like that could have just happened, Like
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  Speaker 3: I've had vivid when I I just stopped taking those
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  Speaker 3: Alli melatonins, those gummies than weed an alcohol, because those
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  Speaker 3: would give me the most vivid dreams. But it was
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  Speaker 3: like that. I would just have vivid dreams where it'll
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  Speaker 3: be like me and you sitting here having a conversation,
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  Speaker 3: and then I'd wake up the next day and be like, wait,
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  Speaker 3: that might have I don't know if that happened, or not.
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  Speaker 1: Having a vivid conversation, just like normal ass dreams, like
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  Speaker 1: like normal dreams but like so real, just vividly playing video.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's literally I remember. I remember I stopped
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  Speaker 3: taking them when I like said something to someone and
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  Speaker 3: they were like, that never happened, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I swear that happened.
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  Speaker 1: Vividly watching TV and like seeing the State farm commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's literally what it was like.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy saying vivid insurance commercials.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, melatone is bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean just the things that does to your body.
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  Speaker 1: You got to read that book Bill Bryce and the Body.
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  Speaker 1: He basically talks about what all this shit does to
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  Speaker 1: your your glance.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, fucks up your glance.
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  Speaker 1: People just want people crave sleep so badly. They just
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  Speaker 1: got to fucking get back in that iron jungle.
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  Speaker 3: I know, dude, But like I gotta wake up. We
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  Speaker 3: gotta wake up early tomorrow because we're flying to the shy. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I can't sleep for the life of me when I
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  Speaker 3: have to wake up early. Like I could. I could
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  Speaker 3: be laying on the couch being like, oh, I don't
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  Speaker 3: wake up till noon tomorrow and just fall asleep instantly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then as soon as it's like, oh shit, six am,
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  Speaker 3: wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna be up till four am.
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  Speaker 1: My boy, Mike, he was like when he has to
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  Speaker 1: go to a job, site that that's at like seven am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he could just fall asleep really early. But whenever he
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  Speaker 1: has to get up at like five am to go
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  Speaker 1: to the job site, he stays.
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  Speaker 9: Up like super late just to like out of spite.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's not what I do. It's like, dude, who
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  Speaker 3: are you spiting yourself? Yeah, that's self bavatage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not fucking over the people at the job site,
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  Speaker 1: You're not fuck over your forman.
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  Speaker 3: You're just fucking fucking You're you're still gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: do all the work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're you're gonna be out at one o'clock
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  Speaker 1: just with your brain in absolute agony. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's usually when I got excited about something too. Like
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  Speaker 3: when I went fishing the other week, I had like
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  Speaker 3: I had to do the midnight show at the stand
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  Speaker 3: and I didn't get home. I was I closed it out,
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  Speaker 3: so I didn't get home till like one forty five,
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  Speaker 3: and I and I had I was gonna wake up
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  Speaker 3: at eight am to go fishing. I didn't fall asleep
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  Speaker 3: till five am because I was just like excited, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, I'm not gonna be Then you
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  Speaker 3: start freaking out. It's like it was like I used
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  Speaker 3: to have this happen when I was a little kid
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  Speaker 3: on Christmas and I'd be like, fuck, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 3: be able to fall asleep. I can't fall asleep. And
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  Speaker 3: then you start thinking about like what even is sleep?
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  Speaker 3: Like what even is it? How does it even happen?
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  Speaker 3: It'll like trick my body into doing it.
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  Speaker 1: It is a curious thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They had old native tales about like, uh, the jaguar
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  Speaker 1: like creeping up on you and like putting you out
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: for like a couple hours, like and you would.
• 13:53
  Speaker 9: Like fight it off. Like they still didn't understand what.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Sleep was like sitting in the put me down for hours.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Waiting for the jaguar to pounce on you. And sometimes
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: it doesn't. You stay too vigilant and the jaguar never comes.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but eventually the jaguar comes for all of us.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Do you have any tricks to going to sleep?
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: I've tried. I do the counting backwards from five hundred thing,
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: but it never works.
• 14:15
  Speaker 9: I'd never have problems going to sleep, really never.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll smoke some Zaza tonight, you think, so really
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: go down.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: That's crazy that you got off the booze and are
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: picking up the zaza.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely not picking up the zaza.
• 14:28
  Speaker 9: I mean a little bit.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: You're not doing full fucking two handed preacher curls with it,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: but you're doing little wrist curls with the zaza.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Literaly two times in the last five years.
• 14:37
  Speaker 9: That sounds like it's picking up. No, it sounds like
• 14:40
  Speaker 9: the numbers are up.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Brother, sounds like the numbers are through the roof on
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: your zaza usage.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: It's always when I'm not drinking, though, and I'm like, well,
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: maybe I'll try in something else, And then I smoke weed,
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is so much worse than being sober. Yeah,
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: the paranoia just laying it in my whole body is pulsating.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Or like standing an inch from a mirror for forty
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: five minutes straight, just staring at it, staring into the
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: back of your mind.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's so bad. I hate weed.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got to smoke some tonight just to
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: put you to sleep. You honestly should just start trying
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: to go to sleep as soon as I leave.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a bad idea, But then I wake
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: up early as fuck.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: That's fine, though.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I woke up today at eight am. That's that's great,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: fell right back to sleep, woke up around one.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: You should slide by my kid.
• 15:28
  Speaker 9: No, you're not.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: No, I was up for like two hours and then
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I fell back asleep for like another hour.
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: I'll check those text messages.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I know you're not kidding.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a that was a rough one. It's
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: just the mo I mean, it wasn't nothing. It wasn't
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: actually bad at all. I didn't have anything to do,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: but it is the worst feeling waking up and there's
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: missed mistext.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was nothing pressing. No, there was nothing
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: like you have to do that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I just have like PTSD from the yak waking up
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: and it's fucking two thirty.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I know that was bad.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: That was back when I was on the booze though.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: But it's nice to just not have any obligations, like
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: hard obligations like that, Oh yeah, you're free, you're a nighttime,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: you're a night out.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was say. I don't know if I necessarily
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: feel that much better not drinking, like just like.
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: I haven't come to this, like I don't. I thought
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: that I was going to be like seeing like shapes
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: and shing like that, Like.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I thought that things were going to go to I
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: thought I was going to elevate to this whole new level.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: You know what's a bummer is that I was always
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: under the impression that if I quit drinking, and I
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: think I said this for a while, I was always
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: into Yes, I was always under the impression that if
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I was, like dude, if I quit drinking for a month,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I would have abs by the end of the month.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Nineteen days in, I think I've gained weight because now
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: all like, now I don't I'm not going out and
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not like hanging out at the comedy clubs super late.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So I just go back to my apartment or a
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: hotel and I just eat a bunch of snacks. I mean, dude,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: you should have seen the snacks I was eating this
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: week in Kentucky. Mortal sins, dude, what is it?
• 16:55
  Speaker 9: Chocolate?
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Dude? They had They didn't have a lot of snacks,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: but one of the snacks that you're talking.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: About the hotel hotel lobby like area where you could
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: just grab a bunch of snacks.
• 17:05
  Speaker 9: That place is the Devil right there.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, this the they had this. Uh it was like, uh,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: who makes like twinkies and stuff Hostess. It was like Hostess,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: not oatmeal cream pies. But it was like the same cookie,
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: but it was chocolate inside, like a chocolate cream pie,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: and what was on the outside, and it was with
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: chocolate in the middle. No, it was like it was
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: literally just a cookie with chocolate in the middle. But
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: the catches it was. It was a double decker, so
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: two stacked on top of each other. It was four
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: hundred and ninety calories.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: How many did you have?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I had, like I would. I got one both nights
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: and I had like half of it, but then I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: would be like hanging over the bed taking some fucking
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: nipples from the side. It was bad.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: The way back from rough and rowdy, I was like
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: throwing the snacks I got out the window because I
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: was driving, like just like stuff in my face with
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: like cookies and candy, and I was like, man, fuck this,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: fucking through it out the window on the highway. Like
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the uncrustables away from me, get this a funck away
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: from me. I have absolutely no self control.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Uncrustables are fucking those things are dangerous. I could put
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: down forty of those and I get them every time.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I go to the airport, so I'm like, I just
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: need something to set me over, I know, just to
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: just to bring me back to even.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: They are not healthy, nor are they nutrient dense. Now,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: there's nothing in them. They're just a bunch of empty
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: ass calories.
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: It is candy.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: It's basically candy. It's peanut butter and jelly. Like peanut
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: butter and jelly is a candy sandwich.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it's the best white bread anyone's ever had. Yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: they do make the whole wheat bread, though, whole wheat
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: bread not even probably more calories.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably like ten more calories. It's so crazy
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: that like your meals growing up, cereal for breakfast, which
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: is essentially candy, peanut butter and jelly for lunch, which
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: is essentially candy, and then like for dinner, just no vegetables,
• 19:02
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• 19:08
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  Speaker 3: every day, and now it's like now I order, I
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  Speaker 3: I said, there's no room.
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  Speaker 3: There was, there would be no room so you could look, you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna have to move when in April? Why
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: because I don't think I can afford to live here.
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  Speaker 1: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to move to like Brooklyn
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  Speaker 3: or Queens or something like that, maybe Harlem.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe fucking Rhode Island.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I got some good road dates coming up, so
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  Speaker 3: that'll be good. But these last couple of months have
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  Speaker 3: been money has been just going down. There's been no uptick.
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  Speaker 1: I know, we need to find a way to get
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  Speaker 1: get new jobs side jobs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to pick up a job at like
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Chipotle or some shit, or like moving. Maybe able to
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  Speaker 3: join column and start moving people.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Does he still move No?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah he got it even he got out of the game.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I think that you move into Brooklyn would
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  Speaker 1: be fucking awesome.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I think it would be terrible. Why because I love
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: living here. Well, then find a way, maybe I'll have
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: to start selling my body or something.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that is you have to respect sex workers.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 9: That is like one of the most important things in
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  Speaker 9: America today.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: It is they're keeping the economy booming.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that you have to respect sex workers. Like the
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  Speaker 1: guys who are just like hype sneaker freaks who are
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: spending sixty thousand dollars a month on yeah, like singular
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: only fans.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: That fucking that dude that was on my strange addiction.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't even see the guy from my strange addiction,
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  Speaker 1: but I saw the guy who I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: who they were.
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  Speaker 9: He was exact.
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  Speaker 3: Guy and someone dug it up and he was on
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: my strange addiction like ten years ago for porn. His
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: addiction is but his strange addiction was porn, which I'll
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: be honest, I don't think that's that that's strange enough
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: to be That's like just like having like an alcoholic
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: on my strange addiction.
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: That's the most healthy addiction.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying, like I like to drink, like my
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: strange addiction is the only episodes that I've seen are
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: like people like who are like I am addicted to
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: eating bleach or like eating laundry deterrement.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: It's the newspaper. Yeah, I poured syrup on the newspaper
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and eat it like a tall stack of pancakes.
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: But that guy, the.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Thing I'm most curious about is where he gets his
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: money from, because I think it's big point or something.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I think so. So he's like he was
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: pretty ahead of the curve on that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, speaking of bitcoin. This this was the highlight
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: of Louisville. I was going to the gas station Saturday
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  Speaker 3: morning with Mooke to get jewel pods and we walk in.
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  Speaker 3: Mook's still buying him. As I left, I was standing outside,
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  Speaker 3: some dude comes up to me. Massive, like homeless, white
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  Speaker 3: dude comes up to me and he goes, hey, you
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  Speaker 3: know what any think about bitcoin? I swear to God
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: and I was like I laughed and I was like, no,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: not at all. And he goes, someone told me it's
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: the right time to buy, and then he walked into
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: the gas station. I think, can you buy bitcoin at
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: like the HTMs and shit, yeah, yeah, I think he
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: was buying bitcoin.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: There's like a dunkin Donuts in East Falls. It's like
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: we sell bit.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he said it was like he was like,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: now is the time. It was hilarious.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: He's cashing in like the dollars and cents. Then, yes,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: where is it held for him?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Dude? I have no It's probably like when you place
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: a bet at like a casino and you just have
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: a slip. There's a loose piece of paper with no
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: name or anything on it, and if you lose that
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: piece of paper, you're fucked.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe that's worth it for him to
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: have like an appreciating asset and his piece of paper.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Where his dollar bill is just going down in value,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: his bitcoin slit might be going up in value.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: People are saying, dude, people are saying now at the time, I.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Mean it is going up and by people are saying,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you mean the homeless guy in Louisville. Yeah, he might
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: be onto something. Though. Yeah, I think a lot of
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: those guys, well maybe some of them wound up homeless.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: But I think it's having a massive resurgence.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's quite back at its peak, but
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: it's like kind of close to its peak, and people
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: have just gotten a lot less obnoxious about it. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: think that they brush fired away like some of the
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: most broi and obnoxious and they weren't for people about it. Yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: and they have likes like douage coin, fucking safe Moon.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Safe Moon. I was trying to think of the name
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: safe Moon.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough, and I think that there's tons of
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: stories about it, that people are going to make documentaries
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: about it. But the fact that some people were able
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: to get liquid enough to have OnlyFans money or to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: buy yachts and shit like that, you have to kind
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: of tip your cap to those guys. I thought that
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: this guy, I was assuming this guy had like an
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: inheritance from like a billionaire dad or something like that,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: which that would be so infuriating if you worked your
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: whole life to make tons of money and you gave
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: your son his lot, like it was fucking Joseph in
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: the Amazing Technicolor dream Coat and he took all of
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: his money and fucking blew it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But at the same time, what else are those
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: people gonna do? Like that makes sense to me, Like,
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: if you're a billionaire's son and you just inherit billions
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: of dollars, you're probably like, yeah, I'll buy porn, like
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I have the money. Who gives a fuck.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Do you know the story of Joseph in The Amazing
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Technicolor dream Coat. No, this is this dude named Joseph,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and he's one of twelve brothers, and he like goes
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: to his dad and he's like, I want my inheritance now,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: mm hmm. And the dad's like, all right, you can
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: have your inheritance now.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Know.
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: Oh wait, no, is that the prodigal son?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, you're taught you're asking the wrong person.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's the prodigal son, but whatever is. So,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: there's a biblical story about a guy who gives his son,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: like his part of the inheritance, and then he goes
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: out and spends it all on whores. And then he
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: comes back home and his dad's like, that was cool.
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: I'm alright with it. You can still have some money.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a terrible lesson.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: To be aful lesson, that's probably had to be a
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: good run.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But his other brothers, who just like work the
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: fields and shit like.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: That, they're not smart enough to ask for the money to.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Have their like. Like, but if everybody it's like the banks,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like it's a house of cards. If everybody asks for
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: their money from daddy, fucking spends it on horrors and
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: then comes back.
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: Then then Daddy has nothing to give everybody.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: That's true, Well, one of the people has to step
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: up and start fucking hohres. That's kind of the way
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: that the way the world works. I think that someone's
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: always going to be fucking horse. You just got to
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: ask yourself, is it gonna be me or is it
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: gonna be someone else? It's a zero some game, Yeah, exactly.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You have to be the one that you have to
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: horse first. It's like it's like one of those game
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: shows where it's like you can take the money, split
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the money, or or or give all the money back. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: you have to take all the money otherwise nobody's gonna
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: get the money.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, it seems like that was kind of a
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: win win for that dude.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: It was. That's what I mean, Like, I feel like
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: that's a terrible lesson, and like the lesson is for
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the other like the dad to be forgiving and for
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the brother to not be salty about it.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: But now the brothers would kill him.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's definitely the prodigal son. I think Joseph
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: does come home to I don't fucking know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: But the Prodigal Bible or some shit, they're fucking whorees
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: in the Bible.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, what bro half the Bible?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Mary Magdalen's a whore. Like, Mary Magdalene's not like nobody's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: coy about it. She's like a card carrying whore.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I guess it is a lot of a lot of
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: sex stuff. The virgin Mary, Yeah, the purest, so pure.
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: Lion lyon ass bitch.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: But the fact that Mary Magdalene was just chilling around
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like twelve apostles, Yeah, she must have been caken.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were probab running trains on her every night.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They were probably like pooling their money, like one
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: of those neighborhoods where everybody throws in money and then
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: like once a month or year everybody gets the money.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they probably pulled money and like once a
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: week someone got to fuck Mary Magdalene.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a pretty good gig.
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: I would love to know the untold stories of the Bible.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's probably some fucking horrific shit.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: The ship that didn't make the Yeah, there's probably some
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: fucking nasty shit that Joseph and the boys were up to.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: The editor was like, we can't put this in. There's
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: no way this is gonna sell.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: If he put this in, people are gonna like it's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: enough to have King Solomon chopping a baby in half.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: This power is the Bible something that people people that
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: like the Catholic Church still do, They still make money
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: off of that. Like if I went on Amazon right
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: now when I purchased the Bible, which I'm sure you can.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Do the best selling book of all the time.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a billion different types of Bibles that
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: you can get. Say I ordered myself a nice little
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: pocket Bible. Is that where would that money go? With
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: that go to? Would like half of it go to
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Amazon and half of it go to the Catholic Church.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: There's got to be publishers of it.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I think the publisher has to get some money, and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I think the publisher I don't think it's like Johann
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Gutenberg's printing press in the fucking Catholic Church. I think
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that there's individual publishers who are just cranking out Bibles.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's like a fucking how do I get involved
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: in that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Eminent domain? Like it's probably so old that like anybody
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: can print bibles.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, well, who's gonna fucking sue you?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: The Catholic Church, dude, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be like their estate is gonna come after you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: like you're fucking.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: One hundred percent. The Catholic Church definitely.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Sues people over selling Bibles. No way, I think anyone
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: could sell a Bible.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Can anyone sell a Bible?
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: I really, I truly don't think anyone could sell a Bible.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty uh. I bet the Catholic Church
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: has it down on lock.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: No way, is it illegal to write and sell your
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: own Bible. They're asking questions back, what type of horri
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: bullshit is this?
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, you gotta scroll down on Core to get to
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: the answer because it always comes up with a recommended question,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: damn it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Not in the US and most of Europe. Malaysia, however,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: strictly controls the printing of religious books. See you're thinking
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: of the laws of Malaysia.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was. That's what I was making
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: You were.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Thinking of about the laws of Malaysia.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: So what about like the fucking the Torah or some shit.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Toris is part of the Bible, bro, the first all
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: of it, dude.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: The Bible owns all the books. I know, it's all
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: part of the Bible. You start thinking, bibles. If we
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: need to get our we'll keep this apartment by printing
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: a fucking mint of Bible.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Get into like the Bible. Secondhand business, Yeah, secondhand Bible store.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Front Street vint or whatever, what is it, L L
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Train Vintage, Yeah, does sell vintage bibles.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Bible tran vintage vintage Bibles. Vintage bibles could take off.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: That could be a billion dollar right there.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Vintage bibles throwbacks.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Dude. If you if the Catholic Church opened up a
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: vintage shop and started selling like vintage bibles, being like, yeah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Pope Francis, this is Pope Francis old bibles.
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: This is certified PreO.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Post commstands all over it. The pages apply,
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: get the pages open.
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: Like the handprints of little boys.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a trillion dollar idea.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Vintage bibles would go fucking crazy, dude.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Have you seen that Instagram video of the kid like
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: the I keep on getting this this video of this
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: kid who's like a musician and he has a song
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: about getting like raped by a priest and it keeps
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: coming up on my fucking Instagram feed and that's targeted.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: The comments are just flaming him that he isn't a
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: true story. I don't know, dude. It is a weird
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: and he singing yeah, like packed concerts. What dude, it's weird.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: If it's true, I'll give him the past for just
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: being honest. Because Kendrick Lamar had that song about getting
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: touched by his uncle or whatever.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was probably good. That's the I think
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: that's the big difference here.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: And thousands of people are coming out to see this
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: guy sing it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: And like, rape Me is a good song by Kurt Cobain,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: but it's not like this is. This is someone's I forget.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Someone said it sounded like a Logan Paul Diss track
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: because he's like, what is it? How does it go?
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: It's like prechure. No, fuck, I can't remember it, priest, No,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I forget what it is.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Have you heard the little Kid's song about like the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: anti trans song by like an eight year old kid.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: No, but is it good?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It's atrociously bad.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, see, you can write a song about anything
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: if it's good.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Well, this kid's dad also makes anti trans songs.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Oh shiffd like wrote it for his son, yeah, or
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: maybe the son is the ghost writer.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: No, definitely the other way around, because of the they're
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: always like, since when is like Jill becoming Joe? And
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: then kids song it's like since when is Bernice becoming Bernard?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just dad's probably furious.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: No, the dad is like we're about to he's He's like,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I couldn't make it big, but my fucking boys go.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Bah true, like fucking Baby Gronk.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a Baby Gronk situation.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: He's Baby Gronk and his kids out to fucking hate
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: trans people. It's truly the most bizarre. And they shot
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: a music video. He's like on the fucking roof of
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: a parking deck in Atlanta, just like that's crazy. It's
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like a lyric video.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Now, I've never seen that insane. I gotta see that.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: It must have just came out this past week. It's
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: atrociously bad. It's just so fucking stupid. But it's a
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: crazy grift though.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is so. It's like good, it's a good
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: industry to get into.
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: Maybe he was gonna lose his apartment though, Honestly.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Dude, if I lose my apartment, I'm one getting into
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: the anti trends music scene. Not because that's what I
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: believe in, just because you know, sometimes you got to
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: make sacrifices to keep a roof over your head.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's not like somebody who works at a sanitation
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: plant believes and fucking shit, it's a job.
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: As a job exactly.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Never get in between a man and his meal.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody has to fucking love their job. That's I don't
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: get about the We're talking about the Barry Sanders documentary
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: this weekend.
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: They're like, yeah, Barry.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Sanders, I never I haven't watched it yet.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: They're saying, quick because he just didn't love football anymore.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, it's just a fucking job. Yeah, to
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: fucking love your job.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: That's like what's his name? That basketball player? Yo kick,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: yo chick. Yeah, he hates basketball. Yeah, but he does
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: it because he treats like a nine to five.
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: And I have to fucking bowl out of these pussies.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: What do you mean parade.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: Worst somewhat of my life? Interviews interviews, pushy, What.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Do you mean parade? I go home today, I go
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: back to silly, I have to tend to the horses.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Have you seen that clip? So funny, He's like so confused,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: and then he went but then he went to the
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: parade and he had a blast.
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: Of course, because they probably flew in the fucking.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they flew in the Syrian fucking princesses.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: They flew in his, uh, his entertainment, like Grace O'Malley
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: coming to the most dangerous games and was about to leave.
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: We got something special for you.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Don't worry, yo, kick. How do you pronounce his name, yo, chick? Jokick?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Joker, Yeah, the joker, the joker is that what people
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: call him? J Joki?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They flew in some fucking video games for him.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: They flew in Fortnite Fortnite Syria. I was playing Fortnite
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: on the Middle Eastern servers this week, were you, Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: what does that mean? You can change your location? Oh,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: that's fire so that you get on easier servers, And
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: there's a there's a there's if you change like the
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Middle Eastern, it's easier because those guys aren't really that
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: good at video games. But then if you change it
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: to like Asia, it's like.
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: Because they're really in the field.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, they're really outside.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Oh man, they.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Have no time for that. There has been a massive
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: uptick in like Middle Eastern conflicts.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Not just in uh, not just in the Gaza.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: No, like all of those countries. There's been like attacks
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: on US troops and like bases and shit, was.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: There a cyber attack today against the United States. My
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: mom sent me something in and it was like China
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: had a massive cyber attack on the United States.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I know today is like Palestine Day, basically like the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Black Square Day revived.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah, what are they posting?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: People are just like the rules are like, you're not
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: supposed to buy anything online, and if you post anything,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: make sure you post like some Palestinian hashtag or something
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I feel like it'd be more useful to be like,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: don't post anything online. I feel like not buying anything
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: online is a weird one. Yeah, most people probably like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna buy it. I was gonna buy anything
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: online anyway. Fuck, I can't buy anything today. I was
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: gonna do that for sure.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not buying anything in solidarity. I haven't bought
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: anything in fucking four months in solidarity. Yeah, I just
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: don't buy new ship that much, dude. I'm also I'm
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: on suspension from talking about masturbation on this podcast.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Really.
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: My wife was like, that's all you guys.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Really, I feel like we never talked about masturbation.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, every episode, you guys are talking about
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: beating off.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I feel like we've never talked about that.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: And I said, that's fucking crazy.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like we never talk about that.
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: Better to talk freely about it than.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Exactly than hide it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: I was like, this is my art, babe, this is my.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: We talked about like shitting a lot more, I know,
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: or like, oh we we we talked about crack the
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: whole last episode.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: When I mean, we talked about the Alaskan pipeline. My
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: boy Mike said that he was at a party recently and.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: That was going around.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: It came up and he was like, I was able
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to talk knowledgeably about the Alaskan pipeline.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: That was a while ago when we talked about that, Well,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: he remembered it. That's crazy.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't even remember it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: That was when we were in the studio.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: Jesus, it was that long ago.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the fucking studio. I remember the fucking
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: good old days being in the stew Well, we'll be
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: back in there soon, yeah we will. We're gonna have
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: a like basically a relaunch of this podcast when we're
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: in that bitch. Yeah, they'll be hard on the walls.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: We're gonna get this exact same couch and same backdrop,
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: but just film it in the studio instead.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: We should get a green screen. Yeah, and put this
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: as the backdrop. This is what people have come to
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: know and love. This is people people's like weighted autism blanket.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they just listened to it in the background. Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: we're literally this background noise, which is nice. It is nice.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: That's all I want to be.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: It's better than people like tuning in and like paying
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: attention to every word we say and being like, actually,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: the Battle of Singapore was not even close to the
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: top ten most brutal battle in World War two. Clearly
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: you don't know anything about World War two, you dumbass.
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: People are on our ass about that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: You like furious messages about that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Actually, bitcoins at forty five thousand, yeah, three thousand.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: These guys know nothing about bitcoin.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: You absolute fucking idiot.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: We talked about bears last week and I was looking
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: at the comments and someone commented and they're like, these
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: guys know nothing about bears.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm willing to admit, yes, I don't know a
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: lot about bears, but.
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: I did get an influx of videos.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: What did I say, Dude, every day, every second time,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: like time to start fucking blowing the leaves away in December. Dude,
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: there's not a single leaf on these trees.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that it's a cover up for
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: somebody having their limbs sawed off in the basement of
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: one of these places.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: And it's like a routine. Yeah, Like they're like, all right, shit,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: we gotta go torture that person downstairs.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to let our gimp out to ship
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: in the backyard. Let's drown out his screams. Let's drown
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: out of his screams with the leaf blower. That was
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: like when I lived in Brooklyn and the fucking ice
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: cream truck would come around in like November in January,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck is the ice cream truck
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: coming around? There's nobody outside, but.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: What is the movie where the ice cream truck explodes
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: in like the middle Somewhere in the middle East had
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: like a children's school.
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: I didn't know they had.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Oh I guess I knew they had ice cream trucks
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: in the Middle East because there's always those videos of
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: the guy playing this. That's Turkey, Turkey's Middle East.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's Turkish ice cream, right is playing the tricks?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: I believe.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, I gotta get over to Turkey.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: They said Turkey invented Santa Claus. Really, when I was
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: at that sports conference with Erica last weekend, She's like, uh.
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: She's like an expert on Turkey.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Erica was like she like told, like regaled me for
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: like half an hour about like Memic the Destroyer.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: This has she been.
• 44:05
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure, but then we were like that.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Then the the lady who was interviewing us was also Turkish,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: so she was also regaling us about how Santa Claus
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: is from Turkey, how it's all Turkish traditions.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: That's interesting, How Donner is actually donder oh.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Like the real Yeah, it's named after thunder. Oh shit,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Turkish word, it's all Turket Turkish ship.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: It was like I thought it was Americano.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought that Santa Claus was from fucking Hingham.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. That's honestly what I assume most holidays
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: originated in the United States. Yeah, good means giving, Fourth
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: of July, Christmas, Easter, Easter is a mid holiday though
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: sucks terribly except that is when our Lord and Savior
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: rises again from the dead.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to go out with my boy Mic
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and get fucking uh barbecue every Easter and that was
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: the funnest.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Huh bunny Conn was You've never done bunny conn in
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the city. Everyone cows up as a bunny and they
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: all go bar hopping, same as Santacon.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Similar Yeah, oh, Santacon was Maybe that was it this
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: past weekend.
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: Did you go out?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Of course, nice little sober Sanacon. Just just an oduel
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: for me, guys, round of o'duels.
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: Fought a guy dressed as an elf?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who would like a norse faced jacket on over
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: his elf costume.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: There's a there's a new sheriff in town, like that
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Peyton Manning commercial. Yeah, but it's me. We'll actually do
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: a round of oduels for the bar, and then I
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: start throwing oduels at everybody, throwing them right back at me.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: It's disgusting that commercial blows got the commercial I'm talking
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: about vaguely. I am pretty good about tuning out whenever
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: there's commercials on or barely watching channels that.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Have commercial because you watch red Zone.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I watch red Zone. I watched like pay to play
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: channels like HBO during the day. Yeah, and then uh,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: whenever I watch basketball, I have it on like past
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: so I'm getting like the stadium feed. Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, those are like the only things that I watch.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: You know, there's in the new bud Light commercial. Yeah,
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: of course, in that new bud Light commercial, they it's
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: like Peyton Manning and he's like, I'll just do a
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: bud Light and then he was actually make that around
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: for the bar and they put out like this massive
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: bucket of bud Lights and then he turns around and
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: he's like and he instantly has like game face on
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: and he's like, it sucks.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: It kind of sounds awesome. What sucks about it? You
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: just have a pupe in your.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Mouth, had a hair, It's it's it's it's dumb. It's dumb.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Commercial kind of sounds awesome. I'd love to sell my
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: soul like the Manning brothers.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I know, speaking of which, fucking Will and Taylor are
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: gonna be on the Manning Brothers Show today.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get on there.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: I know we do.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: They're fucking We would get along so much better with
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Peyton and Eli than Will.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: And Will and Taylor are gonna choke that shit.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're gonna bomb.
• 46:57
  Speaker 9: They're about to fumble the bag.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably gonna ask about Josh Giddy or something.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're gonna ask about Von Miller.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: How funny was that? How funny was that? Pat bev ship?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: It was crazy?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Did you I think that was a good joke.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: It was a good joke.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I've got to give you your credit. Bruh, you reprogrammed it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did bro take a smack smack any of them.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: They're good.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Bruh, Bruh, Cry Eagles Cry.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Side, Here we go. I did some Eagles stuff. That
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: shit took me like an hour and a half to
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: do this morning.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, let's skip bro brother
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my god, I come
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: into a place where that's supposed to be a safe space.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, I wasn't even gonna do it. You're the one
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: that pressed it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Bros.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Just in case, and then said just came was so
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: fucking trapped and led us straight. I honestly was like
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: finally letting my guard down as a podcaster, but going
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to a place of vulnerability and you pull some ship
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I had to due That Skip Bayless video
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: was so fucking funny.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: That's it's not funny.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: He is a freak of nature.
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: How was that funny?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Fucking skipping Ernestine to seventy five year olds having fun?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I warned you here we go, dude.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: The Cowboys haven't won a Super Bowl since they took
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: cocaine out of the NFL. You know, did you see
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Gilly saying that he was in bed with two? He
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: was in bed just be like, Cowboys haven't won a
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: super Bowl since they took cocaine out the league. It
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: was the funniest thing I ever.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I was surprised that that Gilly flew down there for that.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: Why not?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: I guess does he fly private?
• 49:11
  Speaker 9: Oh he was first class.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's a far ass flight.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean it's the Eagles Cowboys.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: That's true. Some of us, some of us care about
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: our teams that much.
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: I'm going on for the Sixers game tonight.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw him talking to my
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Patriots gear big win this week. Eliminated from the playoffs.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: As well, they're eliminated. Yeah, they got eliminated last night
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: even though they won. Yeah, well, how the fuck did
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: that happen?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: They weren't even the night game.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: I know that sucks the way, just the way the
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: cookie crumbles.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you and me are both in the same boat.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: It's time to start grinding draft tape to see who
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: we're gonna pick next year.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Bro, we are not in the same boat at all.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, dude?
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: You know what's so crazy? I didn't realize that. I
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: think the Patriots, I know they've always had, like they've
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: had like white quarterbacks forever, but like, dude, they like
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I think they're purposely trying to keep it that way.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think they want a black quarterback.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: And the Eagles are the have the blackest quarterbacks in
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: all history. Yeah, Randall Cunningham, Rodney Pete, Donovan McNab, Michael Vick.
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Jalen Hurts.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Michael Vick is black.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: More so than the rest of those.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know, just thinking off the top of my head,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: he comes to mind as the blackest of all. Dude,
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: who's that? Who just want the heisman? Jalen what's his name?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Daniels?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Jalen Daniels, Jadeen Daniels. Dude. The people were posting on
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: like I follow these Patriots fan accounts and they're posting
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: and they're like, like all of his statistics like two
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: hundred yards rushing in three hundred passing in the same game,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: and they're like, Patriots fans, what do we say we
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: pick up Jaden Daniels first or first round? And like,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: for literally no reason, all the comments are like something
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: about this guy just seems off.
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: I can't put my finger on it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: They're like, I don't know, I don't trust LSU quarterbacks.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: He would have been a huge pole though. There's like
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: he would literally change the Patriots entire year next year,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: and they're like, I don't know, I feel like Zappi
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: is a better option. It's crazy.
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Zappi looks like an overgrown Toddler.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks identical to Mac Jones.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think who he looks like. He
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: looks like Lex Friedman. He was like the same dumb
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: haircut as Lex Friedman.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, Zappi's fine, that's good. I didn't know
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Zapi held like the record for fucking college football.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but he's playing in a fucking po dunk school. Dude,
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: he's playing fucking he.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Broke Joe Burrow's record for what yards? Yeah, he had
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: like six thousand yards in a season.
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but he's Yeah, I don't know.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: There's just so many random quarterbacks that are starting. Like
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: it's just like, dude, you've never heard of from the
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: tiniest schools, like the Raiders against the fucking Chargers on
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Thursday Night's gonna two random dudes. That sucks, basic ass.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: They shouldn't They shouldn't rush quarter they shouldn't rush new
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: quarterbacks into starting. That's why everybody sucks so fast. Nobody
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: has the ability to incubate and get better progress.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, dude, they fucking the Patriots failed Mac
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Jones on every single level.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: They draft guys right away and they're just like, you're
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: gonna play right now.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna start in the NFL, and I think
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: you're expected to be the best quarterback in the NFL.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're and if you're not the best right away,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: like they're already calling the number one overall pick the dude,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Bryce Young a bust? Yeah, because CJ. Shroud is doing
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: better than him, because CJ. Strout's doing good right away. Yeah. CJ.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Shroud just lost to the fucking Jets.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah by a lot and got concussed on the process.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: But Jets are probably best team.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: In the league.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Jets are honestly top dog right now.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It's the Jets, the Cowboys, and the Niners, three best
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: teams in the league.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: The Jets are unbelievable.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Their defense is sick.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: They are the Bills are. The Bill looked good for
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: the first half yesterday and then they just fucking crumbled completely.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: What's your take on the Kansas City the Tempertentrum?
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Patrick, fraud Holmes.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Fraud Homes.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, frauds were exposed yesterday. I will say that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: You can't consider the Eagles in that conversation because they
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: were already exposed.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: The Eagles were exposed. I mean, dude, that was a
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: rough game for the Eagles, not a single offensive touchdown.
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: You're the one who was betting on them the entire game. Yeah,
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: you kept bet bet, Yeah, you kept live.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I lost a lot of money yesterday. Yeah, that's why
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: fucking this place is going soon. I know I'm gonna
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: be living in a fucking box by the end of
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: the week.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You gotta just start betting like Francis does with a
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: single guy for like one dollar.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I gotta start just betting direct bets is what I
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: need to start doing. I gotta bet like the Dolphins
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: to win tonight.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then keep it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Put one hundred dollars and make ten dollars back. Keep
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: it simple, so boring, but still keep it simple. I
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: had a parlay yesterday that almost brought me to tears.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: It was so good. It ended up not even coming
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: close to hitting.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Was so good.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: It was just so perfect. It was so perfect.
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: Its close.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: It missed by one leg I had. I had Gibbs
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Jamar Chase l and he missed one in the end zone.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And then I had Christian McCaffery and Deebo Samuel and
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: it was like plus two thousand. It was like fifty
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: dollars to win, like one thousand dollars, and it didn't hit.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel's falling.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: The Samuel is a machine yesterday too, But he's unreal
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: right now, What do.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: You think would happen to your body if you tried
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to tackle Deebo Samuel.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: That would do? It would turn to dust, My bones
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: would turn into liquid.
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: If you tried to put his shoulder into.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: His thigh he was running the instant death.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I think it would be like when a pickup truck
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: gets hit by a semi on the side on the
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: highway and it just gets sheared in half. Yeah, it
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: just like peels off half of the pickup truck.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: And that's like all I think about when I watch
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: the NFL.
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: How bad it would hurt.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: How bad it would hurt to get hit by one
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: of these guys.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe more to be hit by a guy
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: who's running full speed on offense.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Dude, like a guy whould like if I got hit
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: by Tyreek Hill. Yeah, I don't even think they would
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: bring out the ambulance they would have to bring out
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: like a white sheet to throw over my body.
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: They would just bring it.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Then they would instantly turn red filled with blood.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: No, they would just bring out a ditch digger in
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: just yeah, right on the field like Jimmy Hoffa. They
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: would just put you underground. It's so fucking it's so nasty.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Dude, you think they're gonna do anything about MetLife?
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: I hope they do.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Has it been like this forever? Has it always been
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: like this many people getting injured there? Or has it
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: always been I'm assuming it's always been a bad field,
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: but this is the first year that it's like really
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: showing how bad it is.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: They should put MetLife in the middle of Manhattan.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: That would be unreal. I would be totally fine if
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: they just put it in Central Park, just took out
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Central Like, dude, I'm not going to say, normally go
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: to Central Park.
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: Well, there's just a massive swath of fucking.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Of land that we're not using. Throw a fucking super
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Walmart in there, or throw a fucking MetLife right there.
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: There were some parking lots.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: It can't be that hard to just like airlift MetLife
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: and just drop it in Central Park.
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: Or Yankee Stadium.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Yankee Stadium is City Field is Yeah, put it next
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to LaGuardia.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. That would be awesome.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: But if it was like in like the fucking East
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Village or some shit like that, Yeah, Like how Wrigley Field,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: how people just like walk over there. Yeah, it'd be
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: so fucking awesome. That'd be so much fun.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wrigley Field, it's like people literally you just like
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: take the train in and then you're just there and
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: the train is like I'm gonna say, take the train.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: It's like three stops away.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: They're about to put the Sixers Stadium right in the
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: middle of Philly. Yeah, like Chinatown.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: How far is uh? How far is the Eagles Stadium
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: from the middle from like downtown ten minutes?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Damn, it's not far at all. But you can't walk there,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: but you could take a very easy train. Yeah, I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: guess you could walk there, like in New York would
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: be like two mile walkers.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, Jillette is just in the middle of No. Yeah,
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Gillette is like on the side of it. It's like it's
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: like in a strip mall.
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: That sucks so bad.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I never I've literally never been to a Patriots game
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: because it was because it was like two hours away
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: from my house.
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: The only time I'll go up there is for Army
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: Navy to see ol press.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Shoot, make Belichick proud.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy that did you see the T shirt
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: guns that they have now they're the most fucking badass
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: T shirt guns that exist. Like, we're definitely spending a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: decent portion of the defense budget so the school army
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: can have good T shirt guns.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Like our taxpayer money or a large amount of our taxes.
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: Is going to fucking fat ass T shirt guns.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: That's sick.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I think as I get older, I'm going
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: to become a fucking my taxes pay for this guy.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, big time, like my tax your salary. Yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I'm there already, Hey, buddy two, like cops and sanitation workers.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: That's I checked to pay your salary.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, your pay you work for me?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah you paid? Yeah, you just entered the slaughterhouse, pig,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: and I'm paying your salary. Like going, pig, pint, goin.
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: Fetch me some fucking feed.
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  Speaker 3: It was good. It's a good city. The shows were fun.
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  Speaker 3: The shows were good, most of them.
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  Speaker 9: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Saturday late night was pretty was pretty rough. It was
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's just no staff at that place, so
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: it was it was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of so you got to make your own chicken tendy's.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: A lot of no, they don't have food.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: It was a log back dropping baskets chicken tenders into.
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  Speaker 3: It was I was doing my set, and about halfway through,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I noticed that the crowd was so drunk, and I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: just noticed the life in their eyes was gone. And
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  Speaker 3: it was like talking to a fucking brick wall. And
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  Speaker 3: he was crazy because he was like I was doing
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  Speaker 3: great in the beginning and then I'm still doing like
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  Speaker 3: my best material, and then out of nowhere, it was
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: just like, oh, they've been here too long, and it's
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  Speaker 3: they're They're just like it's it's over, the show's over.
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  Speaker 1: We just lost them. Yeah, that's tough.
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  Speaker 3: They were, dude. Louisville is a they drink a lot. Yeah, dude,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: like people like.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know there were dogs down there like that, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They were in the late show Friday, there was Saturday.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: There was people like there was a dude in the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: front row who was like howling, laughing the whole time,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: fucking yelling out, being like whatever. He wasn't being annoying,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: he was just hammered. And then uh and then like
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: last time into the show he was literally like falling
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: over and his girlfriend was like wake up and he
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: was like, what.
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  Speaker 1: Man, get out of my room. There was a coach
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: who used to have you ever heard of Rick Patino basketball?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 9: Coach.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: He was at Louisville and he got in big trouble
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: for having uh for having wild parties at Louisville. He
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: was just ordering prostitutes for his for his guys. He
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: had like a staffer who had discretionary funding, a guy
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: who was basically like the Connor Stallions in charge of
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the horror money. There was a slush fund for whores
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: getting the getting everybody seems to.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Be a reoccurring theme where they have slush funds for horse.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I think that that's like all of what recruiting was
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: based on for until the NIL came along, where there's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: probably like a little gap between like Ni l and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: when the hoes were getting hired by boosters, where like
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: they like, it was probably bad for people to be
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: recruited in that time. You weren't getting shoe boxes full
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: of money like Shaq was.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: You were just getting like prostitutes.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I think that there was like the prostitute shoe box,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and then everything got cleaned up because of the Internet,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: and then there was no money to be.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Made, like Whennzel was playing.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: And then that's why he had to do all the autographs. Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: have like a fake manager and fucking there was no autographs.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: Bro, that dude was just fucking.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Getting it was fake money autographs autographs. That's so insane
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: to be like, yeah he made eight million dollars selling autographs.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Just absolutely not true. Yeah what Yeah that was so
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: that was crazy. And he would just like go travel
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: and then like stay in a hotel room and he
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: just signed a bunch of memorabilia and just fucking get
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: three three million dollars. I know who was buying it.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think people were Texas A and M dude.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: People like like Brandon would spend like his fucking kid's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: college fund on like a Mississippi State quarterback, like signed helmet.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 9: He has a booster for Mississippi State. Yeah, he's some.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: He puts money in guys walking over the crackhead stairs
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Fresh Louis via tombag, like he just shopped at Louis.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he knows that he's the fucking he
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: lives upstairs for a crackhead.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: He probably sells that guy crack.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: He's probably liked the guys during the pandemic where he's like,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: why I'm on your side, crackhead like punches him in
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the face, like well, We're on your side. That was
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: my favorite video from the pandem like that.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, by far, I'm on your side.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Great times, good times. That Gillian Wallow ship was so
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: fucking funny.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw Meek Mill was shouting him out.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: That was pretty big.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: It's always good to see Meek supporting the stool.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: It was just such a fun atmosphere. Everybody was going crazy.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Was it packed?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: It was packed and uh like just being in the crowd,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: like like having to walk back and forth from backstage,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: like crazy songs would come on and girls would just
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: start like twerking in their seats. It was for like
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: not for like not to be seen, like there was
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: just like having so much fun like popping their ass
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: and like twerking.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Dude. I was on stage and I got on the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: only part I saw of it as I got off stage,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: and I just see Gillian Wallow doing the fucking like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Jamaican like dry humping dancing in the ring.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, imagine if like Dave and Big Cat went
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: into the ring and were just like grinding on the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: like they're like picking up the girl's leg.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: It was so funny, dude.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: And or like Gilly like that, like the little one.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: You know, there's like the little girl who's thirty years
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: old in a mother of two. They made sure to
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: say that over the loud speaker, but Gilly was like
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: picking her up and holding and all the comments are like, oh.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Dude, that was literally the first thing I saw when
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: I came back to the green room. It was just
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Gilly just d Gilly daggering a little person.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: It was so fucking which is not the first.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Time he's done that either, because there's a I remember
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: seeing an instagram real a while ago of him doing
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: that on stage at one of their live shows.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: He's got like a good old fashioned sense of humor.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: They were just like hilarious to them.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are unbelievably funny.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Like there was one fight where a dude was just
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: like getting punched in the face and Gilly was just
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: like not really defending himself, and Gilly just like I
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: was doing the commentary next to him, and he just like.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: Fell out of his chair laughing.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just thought it was so funny that this
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: guy I was getting punched the fact that they had
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: the midget fight and he's just like laughing so hard
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: at the Didgit fight, Like he just was. He's just
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: such a joyful individual. He just has so much joy
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: in his eyes at all times.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool that it did that. Well, where was it, Delaware, Delaware?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Was it at like a stadium.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Which where the Delaware Blue Coach which is the Sixers
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: minor league basketball teams where they.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Play, And was it like it was packed? Right?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 9: It was packed.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I went in there and every barstool security guard was there.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: The Avengers of security guards, like.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: They were all extended their lined up, fucking walked over
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: to them.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah they are they going to do that more?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. At least they should do it once
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: a year. Yeah, it was awesome. It was the proof
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: of concept. Now they have clips that they could put
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: out to promo it. Yeah, me is like tweeting about it.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I think it will do good. We would do bigger
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: numbers the next time, for sure. They served us like
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Italian food beforehand, and I deliberately avoided the peppers and onions. Yeah,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: because I was like, I'll be farting up a storm
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: here still having the Italian food. Dude, I was pooping
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: sand for two hours beforehand.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: They had buffet Italian food Italian food. I don't know
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: what about what it's it about, because you would expect
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I used to eat pasta constantly growing up. Yeah, and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: then I like go out for Italian food and I
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: come home and I just diarrhea, like my brains out.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: It must have been it must be like the cheapest
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: version of like noodles, yeah, or whatever they talk about
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: on Andrew Huberman's podcast where they're like the oils in
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: these are actually gonna kill you fast and the diet
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: cokex will.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like gluten or what, but
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: It made my stomach. It turned me into a fucking monster.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't eat when we did the Barstool Awards thing.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: They had a bunch of Italian.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Food there, right, did they? I didn't even I think that.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they had a bunch of Italian food. They had
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: like pizza and pasta and all that shit, and I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: didn't eat any of it because I was like, first
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: of all, was in a suit and I was like, dude,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: if I eat this, I'm gonna burst through this suit.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: And I yeah, you're gonna get bloated. Yeah, And I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: wash myself a long jacket on so I was like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I had to, Like I was getting naked in the bathroom.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: I saw like a girl pooping in a romper.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Having to wipe your when you have a suit on.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Oh dudeus I did a big note. You're not supposed
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: to take a shit in the green room. It's kind
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: of like a known rule in comedy because everyone has
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: to sit in the green room the entire time.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, what are these snacks?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big snacks.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I told you, I've been snacking like crazy. I told you, dude,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Oh you're spilling. Don't be spilling. Not on the white couch, dude.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Cheeto's everywhere. Pick that ship up, dude. I shit, I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: took probably the worst shit I've taken in a year
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: in the green room. And then I walk out in
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: the feature. Who I've never met is just sitting in there,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: and I just had to be like, dude, I'm so sorry,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: do not go in that bathroom.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: It's just a rule everywhere.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, It's just I mean, it's just like it's just
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: common sense. Like it would be like if we were
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: sitting on this couch and there was a toilet right there.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Air.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like if you took a diarrhea in
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: a fucking prison cell, Like, how miserable, Except not he works,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: because there's a ventilation in a prison cell. At least
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: there's you're not you're not in closed. You're not closed
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: in unless you're in like solitary confinement.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I think most prison cells are pretty closed in. They
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: don't have like the bars that you can crack.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: But they got like the bars.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: I think the doors like clank, chuck.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know, I don't know. I guess I
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: don't know either. I've never been in prison.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: We're talking about blamed.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, these guys don't know fucking anything about prison.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I like how we've just pivoted to talking about our
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: ships though. Yeah, this is what my wife gets for
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: not wanting me to talk about being here. We go, But.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, it took me so long to figure out how
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: to do that. And you told me you were gonna
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: be here like an hour before you got here, because
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: I wanted to give you trying to figure this, dude,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: And I was sitting here like like Google opened on
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: every fucking platform. I have every device.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Google on your peoplendle.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just being like, how do I convert the file
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: because I kept on putting the files on and then
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: it would say invalid file. Turns out I had to
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: convert it to a different format.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: What kind of cheetos are those?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Bro I don't know. I get I get fucking creative
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: on gopuff.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: The those cheetos. For whatever reason, I had to put
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: the cheetos in the mouth with the chips ahoy.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Were they spicy hot?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like a pepper though.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they have cinnamon in them.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 9: Tangy chili fusion.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: These shits are fire and they go google the chips
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: ahoy at the same time in my mouth.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it's like a fucking party in your mouth.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: Like I don't know how. It's like the sweet with
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: the spice. M I feel like I'm eating Korean food.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: That it's genius.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I actually I'll give you diarrhea that, but I just
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: add flaming hot diarrhea.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, big time. It'll be coming out of like
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: that hot chicken in Nashville.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, I had hot chicken in Louisville, did you, Yeah,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: But I didn't put the fucking hot chicken part on it.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: She said, she said, I'm gonna bring it on the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: side because it's really hot. And then I was like,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna put it on.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: I don't know, do you even Yeah, I.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Put a fry in it. It wasn't even that hot at all.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: So then but I was also I didn't even want
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: hot chicken. I just wanted a chicken sandwich and they
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: only had hot chicken. So I was like, oh, this
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: actually works out perfectly, got it?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go. I mean, if I was you
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: going to these cities, if you if you were me
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: going to these cities, I would be looking up the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: best restaurants in every sing Yeah.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Due, that's what you think. And then you go to
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: these cities, Dude, it's all the same. There most cities
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: there is nothing to do.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: No, it's not every city has good restaurant. Dude.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: In most of these cities there's not much today. They
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: don't have much to offer.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: They at least have good food.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, dude, eventually it's like, how
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: many times can you go to a different city and
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: just like, oh, we got to go try the food here.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: I'd rather just sit in my hotel talking about rot
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: and cry and cry and call my manager and go
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: I can't do this. I can't do it anymore.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: You got this, man, you just step back from that.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: It's my friend.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Hey man, all you gotta do is just get through
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: this weekend and then you're done for the year, is
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: what they always say. Yeah, but I I'm done for
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: the year. And I got some filaming hot dates coming up.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Chili Fusion dates.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: I got some Chili Fusion dates coming up. I got
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: a Baltimore No Gabies of course, January twelfth.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: You need me for that one.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should come on down. It's gonna be a
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: freaking blast. Goobies is a fun time.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I fucking love Baltimore.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: My Gooby's is a good club. And then I got
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: like I went to Houston, Freaking Denver, Albany, Wisconsin, Pittsburgh.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Those are all gonna be bangers.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for. Let's cut down on the number of
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: shows and then let's just sell those bitches out.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: Truth, now, those those should sell out, at least Denver
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: and Pittsburgh.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Jet back from that ledge, my bro, let me get
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: another whack of that sweet nicotine. Bro here you go.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Let me give it a little shake first, though, so
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: you can get the good stuff.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, make it fresh, make it bubbly. I want my
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: shit carbonated up on top exactly. Finally, love on top,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: babyeh and get it going like you're siphoning gas. You
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: take the first hit.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Guys, make sure you're smoking along and vaping along in
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: the chat as well.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: A little bit hip by me.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm gonna go fishing on Friday in Jersey.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to go out to North Carolina to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: go fishing western Western North Carolina with my buddy Matt.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: And then he was like telling me his schedule. He's
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: like yeah, He's like, let's do let's do that because
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: he lives in Tennessee. So I was like, that would
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: be perfect. We'll just drive out to North.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Carolina, take a zip card down.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then he was like, I have finals. I
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: was gonna come on the fifteenth or like the sixteenth
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: or yeah, I was gonna come on the fifteenth. And
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: he's like, well, I have finals the fourteenth and the sixteenth,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, what are we doing.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: You gotta study, buddy. Well.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I was also like, dude, your finals are taking place
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: on the day we're going fishing. I was like, why
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: have we been planning this for weeks and you just
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: happened to drop me this information. Now he just forgot
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: to tell you. Yeah, he's pretty poor at planning.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're pretty poor and.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty poor. So it's probably for the best that
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to North Carolina.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Say local fish. We got the company party on the
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: on Thursday. Oh really, I didn't know that either.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: I found out last night.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Where is it upstairs, upstairs at the office.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably there's all the pirate water you can drink.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not I'm not. Ah, I don't drink anymore,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: So I'm probably gonna I'll probably just showface and.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 9: Just go and converse with people.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm there strictly on business.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Damn. Remember when at that were you working at barstool
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: When Sophia Franklin was at the company party.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: And she like she got super drunk.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: She got super drunk and like lost a bag of cocaine,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: like got a massive fight, and then they had like
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: put her in a cab.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: It was like her like first week of work.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't know. I've heard it. I've heard about it,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: but I was not there when that happened. But I
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: heard it was a fucking.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Blast for her. Yeah, yeah, she was having the time
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: of her life.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Do you think girls get like a hangover anxiety like men?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Do you think if you're you think if you're a
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: girl and you do that, you think you wake up
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: the next morning you're like, that was fucking good ass night.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Great. Girls are the like sense of anxiety. Really, girls
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: are geniuses that anxiety. Girls get so much more anxiety
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: than dudes. Are you kidding me?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just just question b transfer.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: A little bit.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: If you see take a walk in their shoes.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Because if I did that, I would probably kill myself
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: the next day. Like if I went out the day
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: I got hired at barstool and like blacked out, had
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: to get put in a cab and did and lost
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: a bag of cocaine, I would quit. I would quit
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: the job the next day. Yeah, I would not be
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: able to do that. That's crazy.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but some people are just party girls.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's not me.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: It's the brand.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: You lean into the brand. But I think they wos
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: you lose or your genius? Is that anxiety? I don't
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: think there's one of them that doesn't get it or
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: isn't like acutely aware of their anxiety and like all
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you need to do is to get prescribed xanax is
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: be like I have a vagina.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: They will give you this ANX. It's a freaking They
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: never think of girls as having drug seeking behavior, and
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: they almost think of guys just having drug seeking behavior.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: I know I need to get some drug seeking behavior.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I need to get some zen X just so I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: can do something just to pop a bar bro I
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: need to give. I need to chew up some bars.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: I would kill for a bar right now. I'm such
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: a barhead.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 9: I know I got bars like fucking M and M.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I would kill for a bar tomorrow morning and just
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: hop on that flight and just transport to Chicago.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good idea.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should bar out, I took. I'm on
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: the same flights as you. I'm sitting in main cabin,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: no comfort plus, no first class available.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: On the way back, I'm sitting main cabin.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I submitted my request for the upgrade.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't even uh or I don't know, yeah, for
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: the way back. Maybe I gotta submit my requests.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: I can't believe we're flying back at seven pm. I
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: was planning on flying out like tomorrow night.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 9: We've got to do live boy dad, I know from Chicago.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: You should just do it on the plane with the
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: plane Wi Fi.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Somehow it's better than the office. We're like dropping.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Like the visual was a little bit choppy.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Buts done that before. Not live, but he's recorded podcasts
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: like on a plane wild.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 9: I know, imagine sitting there, I'd be so pill.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: I think he usually has like he'll have like the
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: guests like sitting next to him.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: That's still weird.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: No, I think it's hilarious. I think it's a funny idea.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: I know it's definitely a funny idea.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: His old episodes of his podcast what is it? What
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: is it called jew? No, it's called uh fuck something, tank.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: I think tank something. I forget what it's called. But
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: he used to like what they would. He would like
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: hold like a zoom recorder and just walk around the
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: city and record.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: I know we should be doing ship like that.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: I know it's a good idea.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: No, you told me every idea I had his bad
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: he has taken.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, now there's nothing new under the sun, Dude, Everything
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: old is new again.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: We should start just fucking Oh my god, what is
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: this wind? I thought it was snowing sideways? Ass wind?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Guy would get the leaflower.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: I would kill for either China to attack us cyberly
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: right now, or I would kill for a storm so
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: that I could be like, hey, guys, I'm not gonna
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: be able to make it to Chicago.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Why don't you want to go?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: I want to go. I just don't want to fucking
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: get on another plane. Dude, that's true. I want to
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: sit in my apartment and rot.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: My travel has completely dried up. I just fucking drive
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: back and forth all the time.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Dude. That my flight yesterday I had a six am
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: flight out of Louisville, Louisville. I got a six am
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: flight at A Louisville and I flew. I got to
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: the airport at five am. I made my flight by
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: two minutes. I had to run to the gate.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 9: Do you think we're missing our flights tomorrow?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: I fucking hope not. I can't believe you're flying out
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: of JFK.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: There's no LaGuardia flights.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Early enough to get us there, or like there.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Was, like there's a six am or seven am.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: I know, but there was like also like a nine am.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: That was the good Wait, we would get us there
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: at forty minutes before the act.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can't risk it.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Totally could risk it, totally could risk it.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 9: You could just don't even think they expect us to be.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: We could have just caught him there fucking twenty minutes
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: after it started. JFK is hell on Earth. Starting your
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: day at JFK is honestly one of the worst things
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: I could possibly imagine.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Waking up and ubering to JFK. Oh, that's what we're
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: gonna do tomorrow. This is gonna be in the uber tomorrow.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Ah ah why Kat actually just texted.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: Us, Yeah, what time? What time do we get in?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: What time do you guys get in tomorrow? Fucking eight am?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Be at your pool, be at your house at eight am.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: We should stay with him? I am he said that
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: last time. Yeah, where are you going to stay? Did
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: you book a hotel?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: No? Neither, we gotta I want to. I do not
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: want to travel around Chicago, driving all around Chicago. I'm
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: trying to be right next to the office.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Checking into another hotel and this is for and I'm
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: just skiing to a credit card. And this is for incidentals.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: I know what it's for. I get it. I know
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: what it's for. Thanks.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 9: That is the fucking worst.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: And here let me give you this piece of paper
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: that shows you all of our amenities. We do a
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: brunch that takes place at four in the morning until
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: five in the morning. No one has ever shown up
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: We do a happy hour where you can get a
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: sprinkle of champagne on your tongue that'll be flicked at
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: you like a priest going out holy water. And you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: can have a cookie that is as hard as the
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Earth's crust.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Every time I check into a hotel, I get on
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: my hands and knees and I pray for there to
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: be snacks in the mini fridge. And there has never
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: once been snacks in the minifridge.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: We gotta ask big at the book. Is a real
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 9: nice hotel?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think he would?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: I have his card? Did you not use his card
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: to book your flight?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: I use my card?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, but you have a company card.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Well, let's get nice hotels, all right, Like, let's get
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: I'm excited to see the new office. That's gonna be
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: pretty cood. Have you've never been out there now, Oh,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: you're gonna fucking love it, isn't it in a weird
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: area though? It's not kind of a middle of nowhere.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: You've never been either.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 9: Last time I went there, it was open.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you just were there. You were there, like
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: last week.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I was in there.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 9: I was there November seventh.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a week ago, a.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: Month ago, how about a week ago?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: So do you think the Eagles arenna win the Super Bowl?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't bet on it, shoe.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: The Jets to win the Super Bowl right now? Are
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: plus one hundred thousand, ten dollars to win ten thousand dollars?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 9: Did you do it now?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: Shit?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Got a it's a good bet though. I love those odds.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Love a good plus one hundred thousand dollars back I
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: made on too. They said he's gonna be available to
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: play against UH in December twenty fourth.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're shutting down until next year.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred per isn't coming back.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: They also don't even need him anymore because fucking Tim
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Boyle Zach Wilson is the future of the organization. He's
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: a franchise to it was throwing dimes and they said
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: right before that game, they were saying that he's hope
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: he's gonna be able to trade. They're gonna trade them
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: next year.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Same with Justin Fields for the for the Bears.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: If the Patriots take either of them, oh we'll be furious.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: They probably will do some stupid ship. They'll probably like
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: trade their first round pick.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: For they'll they'll they'll use their first round pick and
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: they'll get a long snapper and then they'll pick up
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Justin Fields.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: He'll be white, is the driven snow? Oh yeah that
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I promise you. All right, Lit's end the podcast. I
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: have to go home and then drive to Philly and
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: then drive back, be back or record with Pat BEV
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: and be back at one in the morning so I
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: can get up at six in the morning to make
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: this flight. All right.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Copy that. We'll see you guys tomorrow, and we'll also
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: be on the Act tomorrow. But make sure you listen
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: to the podcast first because we need it badly. All right,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Love gang, See you guys next or see guys on Wednesday.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 9: Goodbye hit These ads don't kill it.