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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Looking For New CFO, while Athletes Still Wait on Prize Purse? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Well, we had a heavy, heavy, heavy.
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We had a heavy breakfast.
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So we're going with a late lunch today.
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So when that lunch bell ring, yeah,
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you know what to do.
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Hit play, stay strong,
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let the ball carry you.
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Clydesdale Cowboys, yeah,
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we stay on track.
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Midday Kings of the mic, yeah,
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we always come back.
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Lunch with the
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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CrossFit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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lunch time what's going on everybody it's
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late late late lunch time
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Can I say something before we get started?
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I listened to the Sunday night CrossFit
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Talk show this morning.
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So it was Monday morning,
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CrossFit Talk for me.
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And I have to say, like,
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people give the, basically, you know,
1:19
Jamie and Carolyn's theme song some heat,
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some flack.
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And it's growing on me, dude.
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Like, every time I listen to it,
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I'm like, this is kind of a jam.
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Like, it's kind of...
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It's starting to stick.
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I only get it once a week, right?
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So...
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And I do wake up singing it sometimes.
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Sure.
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But yeah, I think they're all good.
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Everybody loves the lunch show.
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It's just, you know,
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when you create Stairway to Heaven,
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everything else is going to pale in
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comparison, right?
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A hundred percent.
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A hundred percent.
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Yeah.
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You can only write Bohemian Rhapsody one
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time.
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Right.
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it is and that is lunch with the
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clouds down cowboy is a a one-time shot
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we're a one-hit wonder yep we we tried
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to follow it up nope we'll take it
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though it was good but you know it
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just didn't hit the billboard hot top one
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hundred run we'll run with that one for
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now i'm not mad at it can i
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tell you something that annoys me by all
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means please do so last night
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I'm after the show,
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trying to unwind after the show,
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and I'm on YouTube,
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and I don't want CrossFit after I do
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CrossFit talk, right?
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Sure, yeah.
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So Amy Lee,
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who is the lead singer of Evanescence,
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did her top eleven vocalists of all time.
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Okay.
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Okay, so I'm like, I'm into that.
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Let's check that out.
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Because that girl can sing.
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Oh,
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and she would probably be in my top
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eleven herself.
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Yeah.
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However,
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she started at one and went to eleven.
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Oh, no.
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Who does a list from one to eleven?
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You always go eleven to one.
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You took the whole reason for the list
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away.
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Who's going to be the big one?
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You just watch one and be like,
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all right, cool.
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Moving right along.
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That's just silly.
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And this seems to be a trend that's
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coming where people don't understand the
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countdown of the list.
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Did they not get TRL Live?
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Apparently not.
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She was on TRL Live, I'm sure.
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I'm sure she was on TRL at some
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point because that was big whenever
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Evanescence blew up.
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So, yeah.
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The top five at five,
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the top ten at ten,
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none of them ever counted from one up.
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Dude, Casey Kasem.
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Let's bring it all the way back to
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radio.
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Casey Kasem, they were like,
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here's the number one song in the country.
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Stick around for the next fifty after
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this.
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That's not a thing that ever happened.
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Oh my gosh.
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I just was like,
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you don't want to be annoyed trying to
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go to bed.
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No.
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That gives me ample reason to open my
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window and yell at the clouds in the
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nighttime sky.
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need vicky on here with that uh that
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grandpa simpson picture um what was her
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number one who was her number one i'm
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curious now her number one was freddie
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mercury i don't even know if it truly
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was number one i think she just was
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like throwing out names and they made her
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list these are eleven people that i truly
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respect admire as vocalists and they are
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in no particular order let's start at
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number one
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I still would have started at eleven.
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Yeah, me too.
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Because her eleven was Chris Cornell,
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which would be way up there for me.
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Yeah, that's inside the top five.
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And then she called him the best rock
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vocalist ever.
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Well,
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best rock vocalist ever is your number
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eleven?
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Like, you're just confusing me now.
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then like at number nine she put like
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the lead singer of porpoise head which is
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a band i've never even heard of so
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yeah so that's it's it that's extremely
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which i mean all those lists are are
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very subjective but like if you're making
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one obviously it's subjective to you but
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if you're going to make one as the
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well-known lead singer of a band who was
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extremely popular in the early two
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thousands,
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maybe you should put people on it.
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Anybody else can like,
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you want to throw one name out.
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Okay.
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Maybe, but like, let's have it all.
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Let's have it towards the bottom of the
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list.
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Like, and preface it with, Hey,
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you guys probably don't know who this is.
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Yeah.
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Cause I,
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I sure as hell can't remember the name.
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And I,
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the only reason I remember porpoise head
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is it seemed like the dumbest band name
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in the history of music.
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I don't know, dude.
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We've heard some pretty.
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Oh, it's Portishead.
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I know who that is.
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John's selling this Portishead,
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and if you haven't listened,
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you haven't lived.
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I don't know about if you haven't
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listened, haven't lived,
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but I do know who Portishead is.
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Lito is finally getting the theme of the
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show.
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You are correct, Lito.
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Things that annoyed Scott and Cordy this
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week.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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But you know what I love about Joseph
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Ramirez?
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Because only Joseph would bring up Rick
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D's Weekly Top Forty.
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And the Weekly Top Forty.
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There's another thing that's stuck in my
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head.
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That was the Timu version of Casey Kasem.
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Yeah.
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Rick D's was Rick D's.
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Rick D's wanted to be Katie Casey case.
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I'm really, really, really bad.
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He was the two ninety nine version of
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the hundred dollar Casey case.
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I'm a hundred percent.
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Okay.
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Today's long distance dedication.
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Yeah.
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I mean,
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those name one segment of Rick D. No,
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I Rick D's were D's.
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No.
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The only thing I can tell you about
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Rick D's is he hosted solid gold and
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Which every twelve year old boy turned
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into Not for the music Not at all
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And he had a number one hit single
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With the song Disco Duck Disco Duck Which
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he did a pretty good Duck He did
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a pretty good Yeah He can't even do
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it anymore I haven't done it in so
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long So good on him for that Yeah
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So, yeah.
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And lest we forget,
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Shadow Stevens did a top-forty as well.
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You know who was doing one for a
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while,
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and I don't know if he still is,
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and I'm trying to say it.
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I can't remember his name.
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It'll come to me in a minute,
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but he was doing an adult contemporary
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top-forty.
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Oh, man.
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John Tesh.
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John Tesh, yes.
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John Tesh.
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John Tesh.
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that dude there the writer of the nba
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on n or on nbc theme song theme
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song yes sir yes sir john tash long
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time host of entertainment tonight yep
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yeah dude man these are like d-list
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celebrities from our era
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But you can't help not like,
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you can't not know who they are.
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If you're my age, your age, whatever,
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like, you know, who Rick D's is,
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even if it's in passing,
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like you'd like the name though.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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That guy.
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You know who John Tesh is for whatever
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reason,
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whether it's entertainment tonight or you
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heard him on the radio, like selling,
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you know,
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hawking whatever copper infused knee
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sleeves or whatever else he's selling.
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Dude,
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there's a whole lot of stuff like that
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going on.
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Oh, yeah, Meg.
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That's why I'm talking this.
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Like, that's why my voice is like this.
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So they keep you kind of subdued so
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you can fall asleep gently.
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We didn't want the feisty Meg today.
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So we, we waited till your nap time.
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So we got like the mellowed,
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easy going Meg.
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That's the one we want.
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Not the one that can eat a sandwich
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in one bite, apparently.
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Oh my God.
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Let's not forget Delilah.
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That was not a top forty.
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That was just the sappiest sap crap ever.
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Ugh.
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I feel like that stuff and the late
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night swinging sound of the seventies or,
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you know,
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whatever CD fricking they were trying to
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sell you.
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But like all that kind of stuff like
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runs together in my brain.
10:01
We have a letter from a cancer survivor.
10:03
It was like, that was every freaking show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Not only was she a cancer survivor,
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she was an orphan raised by a kindly
10:16
grandmother who took her in off the
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streets, and now she's battling cancer,
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but she made it through.
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We just want to send a shout out
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to her today.
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And it really would be now, Don,
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because you would fall asleep.
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She, she played in like,
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cause I grew up in a very,
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very small town and it was very,
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very like low key.
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And Delilah was on every radio station in
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the evening.
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You couldn't help it, dude.
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If you, if you're scanning,
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y'all remember scan before everybody's
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listening to music in their car and you
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hit the talk radio station at that point
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in time,
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you were probably going to get her in
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the afternoon.
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Yeah.
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We'll solve that relationship problems at
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six thirty in the afternoon on a Tuesday.
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Lady, all they want is traffic.
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They don't give a damn about this woman's
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relationship problems.
11:10
They want to know if I can get
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home on I-ten or not,
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because if there's an eighteen wheel
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turned over.
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Oh, man.
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Anyway, moving right along.
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I'm a child in my parents car,
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all of a sudden being put to sleep
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by a strange lady over the radio.
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That's probably why she was on all the
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radio stations to get the kids to sleep
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in the back of the car.
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A hundred percent.
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Let me go ahead and address this.
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Ken Walters.
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We are, uh, we actually just got on.
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Yeah.
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Had meetings.
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So we had to take a late lunch
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today.
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Yeah.
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We're not doing, we're not doing, uh,
11:43
that Daniel Arnson prayed much prayed for
11:45
three hour show.
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And we're just, we're just running late.
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I wanted to clean up a couple things
11:52
from last night's show.
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Not really clean up,
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but like last night we got into the
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legacy talk,
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which started with you and me on the
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lunch show last week.
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We got into a little more last night.
12:04
And Vicky put up like a thing of
12:07
Mount Rushmore where there's three,
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three like locks for Mount Rushmore of
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CrossFit, right?
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And we're talking about the fourth one and
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how it probably was Annie.
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And the potential fifth because... Yeah,
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I'm not worried about the fifth right now,
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but Annie is the fourth.
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And then Vicky looked it up and that
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she, in her CrossFit career, two firsts,
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two seconds, two thirds,
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a fourth and a fifth.
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Yeah.
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That's a hell of a resume that it's
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going to be tough for anybody to beat
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beyond.
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She's always been a factor.
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If she was at the games and healthy
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on the women's side, maybe not for podium,
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but for somewhere in that top five,
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she's always been a factor.
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And we talked about iconic moments that
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you can remember today that she did during
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the games and the turtle abs that turtle
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shell abs.
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Ninja turtle abs.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
13:03
Chad Scott left a comment on the show
13:05
last night because we also talked about
13:08
how the U S athletes on the women's
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side are not good.
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And I don't mean not good.
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They just,
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we have not won a championship since
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Kristen Clever in two thousand ten.
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Correct.
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And very few have even podiumed.
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And he made the argument that Annie is
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a big reason for that because she was
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such an inspiration to the European women
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that
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that it became their sport of choice
13:39
because of Annie.
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And that should even make her legacy go
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further than what we've already mentioned.
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And I thought it was an excellent point
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and needed to be brought up.
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I mean, without Annie, there is no Katrin.
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Without Annie and Katrin,
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all the other daughters that have been at
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the games or knocking on the door of
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the games are probably not there.
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Right.
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I mean,
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Iceland is a pretty small community.
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I forget which documentary film or whatnot
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it was.
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Her gym was the second most Uber to
14:15
place besides the airport in Reykjavik.
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Yeah.
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It's the airport and CrossFit Reykjavik,
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which is an insane thought.
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Like people go,
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they either fly home or they go do
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CrossFit.
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One of the two.
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Yeah, no Sarah.
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Yeah.
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That's a lot, dude.
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That is a whole lot.
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Joseph Ramirez says that's why they didn't
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show up together this year.
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I want to give them the benefit of
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the doubt.
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That is a long trip to come out
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and wave.
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Yeah.
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And she's got, what, two kids now?
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Yeah.
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And Catherine just had hers.
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Right.
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That's not an easy thing, dude.
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I would give...
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I would give the people that didn't show
15:01
up a lot more grace knowing that they're
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actual adults now.
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And this is one weekend and they're
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probably actually gonna come out on their
15:10
own dime, right?
15:12
Like Matt probably bought his own plane
15:13
ticket to get there and went out.
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Hey, if you can make it cool,
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but CrossFit went like,
15:19
and we'll put you up and we'll put
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you in a hotel.
15:21
Like they don't have money for that or
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they're not spending money on that.
15:25
So if you can make it awesome,
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if not, no hard feelings.
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Lito,
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our resident European CrossFit athlete.
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I would agree.
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I for one admired Annie and Katja when
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I first started CrossFit,
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having seen them in the documentaries.
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Yeah.
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Yes,
15:47
we know that she's in Idaho and that's
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not so far,
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but she does have a fairly new baby.
15:51
And I do believe she has a home
15:54
in Iceland.
15:54
So do we know for a fact she
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was in Idaho at the time of the
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games?
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And if you do know,
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are you a stalker?
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A hundred percent.
16:02
Why are you all up in our business?
16:05
You have a daughter,
16:06
a catcher in David's daughter tracker.
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She's in Idaho.
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She's going to Walmart like this.
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And that just seems kind of creepy.
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Uh, Drew says, yes, yes, there you go.
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No.
16:19
Well, there you go.
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Um,
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If we had a producer today,
16:31
we could show the breaking news of an
16:34
announcement of a new CFO at CrossFit
16:37
today.
16:38
I thought I heard that not that long
16:43
ago.
16:47
Okay, hold on.
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Pause.
16:50
Pause it.
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Everybody stop.
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Freeze.
16:53
Hold tight.
16:54
It's a clip of Dave's week in review.
16:57
I didn't even get a notification for it.
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Let me unmute.
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A chief financial officer and has
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interest.
17:09
We are looking to fill that role.
17:12
But there is a new CFO position at
17:16
CrossFit that is open.
17:17
So if you want to know anybody who's
17:20
a CrossFitter.
17:20
So I'm going to have to cancel the
17:23
show now because I'm going to go apply.
17:26
Yeah,
17:26
I was just going to call Dave and
17:27
see if he just wanted me to step
17:28
in.
17:30
I mean, clearly, I'm a great choice.
17:35
If we would have had a producer today,
17:37
we would have known it was just announcing
17:39
the position and not a person.
17:41
Yeah.
17:42
But we don't have a producer today because
17:45
we had to go late lunch and our
17:47
producer only goes early lunches.
17:50
She's got a very demanding schedule.
17:54
Her contract states that she only does
17:56
early lunches.
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Absolutely.
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I'm just going to put that out there.
18:02
I'm going to let Dave know.
18:04
I'll call him after we get done with
18:06
this.
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Hey man, I'm available.
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Really and truly.
18:11
My pay demands aren't really that wild.
18:14
I mean,
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two fifty a year I think sounds pretty
18:16
reasonable for a CFO.
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I'll get the ship sorted.
18:21
I'll get it steered back in the right
18:22
direction.
18:26
there's really part of me that wants to
18:29
like blow the dust off my resume and
18:33
throw it out there yeah because we have
18:37
done all this speculation about how
18:40
CrossFit can spend their money better
18:41
right
18:43
without knowing a damn thing about the
18:45
books correct without having any kind of
18:47
look at it whatsoever that we all just
18:50
know because we're crossfitters and we
18:52
watch what's going on but none of us
18:55
have seen the books i got a pretty
18:58
good view from outside i think i can
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tell you see what's going on over over
19:02
here you know that's like going to the
19:05
uh
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you know,
19:06
heading up to your favorite restaurant and
19:08
then looking at the kitchen and be like,
19:09
I bet I could go back there and
19:10
do that.
19:12
Have it taste just the same.
19:13
Like it should be fine.
19:14
I could probably do actually do a better
19:15
job than that guy at this point.
19:19
leave it alone people yeah i um the
19:24
reason i think it'd be interesting to to
19:26
go in and do it is to actually
19:28
look and see how far off we all
19:30
were oh i bet you it's pretty far
19:32
like what the actual records are i am
19:37
willing to bet it is pretty it's pretty
19:39
freaking far off if i had if i
19:41
had to make a guess
19:42
Because it's pretty easy to sit back
19:44
behind this microphone and just throw out
19:46
all these ideas of how we can fix
19:48
everything without knowing what's left in
19:51
the bank account.
19:53
It's fun, too.
19:55
Not only is it easy,
19:57
it's super fun to do.
19:58
You can just be like, oh, I mean.
20:00
masters athletes pay for all this stuff
20:02
anyway like it's we bitch about it all
20:06
day long and i am one hundred percent
20:08
guilty of it but and then somebody's like
20:11
oh do you want to drive oh uh
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no i didn't actually uh you guys are
20:16
doing a great job high fives all around
20:18
go back over here i'm school back training
20:19
school uh speaking of masters athletes and
20:22
money did you see the spin report
20:26
Oh, did I see the spin report?
20:28
Refresh my memory because I saw a couple
20:29
of different things from spin.
20:31
The Barbell Spin reported that the Masters
20:33
athletes still do not know.
20:35
Still do not know.
20:36
Yes.
20:36
Still do not know what the prize purse
20:38
is for the CrossFit Games.
20:40
Yes, I did.
20:41
Even though it was supposed to be
20:42
announced before the competition.
20:45
So I did a little pre-research today.
20:49
Here we go.
20:51
Let me see here.
20:52
Here is the rule book.
20:55
This is six dot one six cash prizes
20:58
at the games.
21:00
This paragraph right here.
21:02
It's going to be tough for you guys
21:03
to read.
21:05
Cash prizes will be awarded to the top
21:07
performers.
21:07
All cash prizes will be paid in U.S.
21:09
dollars.
21:10
Prize values will be released prior to the
21:14
beginning of competition.
21:16
Scott, do me a favor.
21:17
Do you remember what the definition of
21:19
prior is?
21:22
Last I checked in my educational system,
21:25
prior meant before.
21:27
Before.
21:28
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
21:30
And it's before the twenty twenty six
21:34
competition, right?
21:35
Not just not like it doesn't explicitly
21:38
say before the twenty six games.
21:40
I think we are left to assume that.
21:42
Okay, we're just left to assume that.
21:45
But that is from the twenty twenty six
21:46
rule book.
21:48
So in addition,
21:49
I wanted to share this piece because I
21:51
don't understand what the holdup is.
21:55
So let me,
21:56
so this is a appendix G prize money
22:00
distributions in the rule book,
22:03
CrossFit games rule book.
22:06
And it states that of each,
22:09
open registration will fund the crossfit
22:13
game season prize purse.
22:15
Hmm.
22:17
Of that,
22:17
fifty percent of the prize purse for the
22:19
twenty twenty six season will be allocated
22:22
as follows.
22:23
And down here next to last,
22:25
it says Masters ten percent of that pot.
22:30
So if there were, say,
22:32
two hundred fifty four thousand people who
22:34
did the open,
22:35
but half of that doesn't really matter
22:39
because we're going to double it with the
22:40
twenty dollars and add a zero.
22:44
meaning there is a pot of two hundred
22:46
and fifty four thousand dollars to
22:49
distribute among the age group podiums.
22:54
That seems like a lot.
22:56
You got you got a pot.
22:58
You know how many people you got to
23:00
pay.
23:02
Let's see.
23:03
Thirty five.
23:03
Thirty nine.
23:05
How long does it take to figure out
23:07
the distribution?
23:09
I am assuming they used percentages last
23:11
year.
23:13
one would think right of this champion
23:16
gets eight point five percent this
23:18
champion gets six percent these second
23:22
place people get four percent whatever it
23:24
is right and then you just like lay
23:27
that over the pot you have and you
23:30
should have the new distribution so uh oh
23:36
look david's threatening us with a
23:37
spreadsheet i don't do spreadsheets on my
23:41
lunchtime david
23:43
Don't threaten my wife with a good time,
23:45
David.
23:45
That woman loves her spreadsheet.
23:48
And Adaptive haven't found out either.
23:51
And there's their three percent.
23:53
Right.
23:53
That they get.
23:56
Seven divisions.
23:58
There's actually sixteen master's
24:01
divisions of men and women.
24:04
OK, so eight and double that, right?
24:08
Sixteen divisions.
24:10
You got to paint out top three, right?
24:11
That's it.
24:12
Just top three.
24:13
Yep.
24:14
Okay.
24:15
So, sixteen times three is... Now,
24:17
traditionally,
24:18
there's nothing in the rulebook that says
24:20
it has to be traditionally.
24:22
The thirty-five to thirty-nine got paid
24:24
more than the other age groups.
24:28
Of course, they did.
24:29
But, again,
24:30
all those percentages exist if you want to
24:32
stay with what you're doing.
24:33
Yeah.
24:33
Let's see.
24:36
So, two-fifty-four... Nine-five...
24:43
Sixteen.
24:44
Two hundred and fifty-four thousand.
24:48
Let me actually do that actual math.
24:49
Two hundred and fifty-four, zero, zero,
24:52
zero.
24:52
Corey is currently doing back of the math.
24:54
Which they tell you never to do live
24:57
on camera.
24:59
It's great content.
25:00
People are just at the screen right now
25:04
as you are talking to yourself running
25:06
your calculator.
25:07
Fifteen thousand eight hundred and
25:09
seventy-five dollars per age group.
25:14
Like that's for all, that's for,
25:17
that's not, that's.
25:19
Right.
25:19
So that's men and women.
25:22
So, so divided by again,
25:26
so divided by six, but,
25:30
on average per person is what was
25:33
available.
25:34
If, you know, going by the numbers,
25:36
going up by numbers that you gave,
25:37
obviously that's going to shift around or
25:40
top to top to bottom, but, Ooh, okay.
25:44
Oh, look at David.
25:47
Just mathing the shit out of this.
25:52
Okay, so that's right, though.
25:53
Four point six million open registrations,
25:55
roughly.
25:57
Fifty percent of that going directly to
25:59
games.
25:59
Prize, prize, prize pot.
26:07
Twenty three.
26:08
Yeah,
26:09
the insurance agent is crunching numbers.
26:10
That's riveting.
26:13
Yeah, a hundred percent.
26:14
You guys are welcome.
26:17
All right.
26:18
I just wanted to point it out that
26:19
they don't know yet.
26:20
I think that is a travesty that they
26:23
say what they've known the money for a
26:26
long time.
26:27
And here we are on our podunk lunchtime
26:32
show.
26:32
And like I'm doing back in the napkin
26:34
math right here.
26:34
And I'm pretty sure I'm fairly.
26:36
I mean,
26:36
David's figuring out in real time as we
26:38
go.
26:41
His math is way off, but okay.
26:43
It is, but that's whatever.
26:44
Because he's not doing the ten percent for
26:46
Masters.
26:46
He's just doing... Yeah.
26:50
Excel don't lie.
26:52
Neither do my hips, David.
26:55
Yeah,
26:55
the Masters only get ten percent of that
26:57
two point three million.
26:59
Yeah.
27:00
Okay,
27:00
so they hit two hundred thirty thousand
27:03
dollars.
27:03
So my math is a little on the
27:05
high side, but still,
27:07
the fact that we can figure this out
27:08
right now,
27:10
And like the athlete, like Carolyn,
27:12
I'm sure has not gotten a check.
27:14
Yeah.
27:15
See, I've known this for a while.
27:16
Like I know that Carolyn does not know
27:18
what she has won.
27:19
Right.
27:20
Which I just,
27:21
I just didn't make it public because I
27:23
didn't have confirmation.
27:25
But now that the spin is putting it
27:26
out as a report,
27:27
like now I feel like we can talk
27:29
about it.
27:30
And I just think that is ridiculous.
27:33
Yeah, she was talking about it, what,
27:35
week before last, I believe, like,
27:37
saying that, you know, maybe this,
27:38
maybe that, blah, blah, whatever.
27:40
She knew California was going to take a
27:42
big chunk out of it and whatnot.
27:46
And they're not going to get there.
27:48
The games was the weekend before last.
27:52
And they don't get their check until after
27:53
drug testing.
27:54
Like, I understand that piece of it,
27:56
right?
27:57
But they should know what it is that
27:59
they've won.
28:01
you would, one would think like,
28:03
it shouldn't be a surprise.
28:04
Like, Oh, Hey, we sent you a check.
28:05
Congratulations.
28:08
Here's your second place check.
28:09
Good job.
28:11
You look at it and you go,
28:12
is this right?
28:12
Because I honestly have no idea because
28:14
y'all never listed what everybody was
28:16
going to get.
28:17
And before they sign up and pay the
28:19
five hundred dollars to go,
28:20
they should know what their chances of
28:22
winning are.
28:25
Because this is our main problem is that
28:27
we keep assigning logic to
28:32
to things that should be logical when we
28:34
are dealing with HQ.
28:35
Yeah.
28:42
But I don't even know who's to blame.
28:44
I don't know whose responsibility is on
28:47
the prize money.
28:48
Does that come from HQ?
28:49
Does that come from Legends?
28:50
I have no idea.
28:51
It's another one of those things that as
28:53
a podcast host,
28:56
we can just make assumptions and stuff,
28:58
but that would be irresponsible.
29:00
And that's a big gap, right?
29:03
To say if it's coming from Legends or
29:05
to say if it's actually coming from
29:08
CrossFit.
29:14
You all are expecting too much from them
29:17
when they still haven't figured out how to
29:18
make it up to us for missing sports
29:20
bras.
29:20
But see, Lito, here's the deal.
29:24
Is the missing sports bras legend's fault?
29:27
Is the missing sports bras CrossFit's
29:29
fault?
29:30
Or is it Valete's fault?
29:32
So who is the person that should be
29:34
rectifying that situation?
29:36
I believe it's Valete's.
29:38
Or some combination of all three.
29:42
Mr. Justin Brewer.
29:43
Congratulations, brother.
29:46
Eleventh place, I believe he was.
29:49
Tenth or eleventh and forty forty four.
29:52
Legends past December,
29:52
they received their cash prizes right
29:54
after the podium celebrations.
29:56
Can I tell you that in a competition
29:58
with no drug testing?
29:59
Can I tell you how badly I want
30:02
to win a giant check?
30:03
Have I ever mentioned that before?
30:05
I'm fairly certain.
30:06
This and you not reading books is probably
30:08
two things that we've talked about more
30:09
than anything else on this podcast,
30:11
but I want a giant check.
30:13
I don't care if it's for ten bucks.
30:14
I'm going to put that bitch right here.
30:15
I'll put it on top of my window.
30:16
I don't care.
30:17
I won't be able to see outside anymore.
30:19
Block the light.
30:20
Block the light.
30:26
I want a giant check.
30:30
You want people to know you are Scrooge
30:31
McDuck and you can't get out your window
30:34
because of the big check.
30:36
Somebody was saying that Grubb was at the,
30:42
at whatever comp,
30:43
he was walking around with his giant
30:45
check,
30:45
like was just sitting in the stands with
30:47
it.
30:48
Bro,
30:49
you ever seen Happy Gilmore when he's just
30:51
collecting them in the back of his car?
30:53
Like, that's what I want right there.
30:58
One big giant check.
31:00
Yes, a hundred percent.
31:01
I wish I got paid by giant check.
31:03
I'd have a collection of them just lined
31:05
up somewhere.
31:05
And I think that's about the coolest thing
31:07
I've ever seen in my entire life.
31:08
Yes, I'm from a very small town.
31:10
Yes, I have not,
31:11
I have had actually a lot of life
31:13
experience.
31:14
Yes, I still want a giant check.
31:18
People were surprised that that is not a
31:20
real window.
31:21
Who said it wasn't a real window?
31:25
Because Louisiana is known for its snow
31:27
cap mountains.
31:28
All the time.
31:30
Especially right now when it's ninety two
31:32
degrees.
31:33
It's what Louisiana is famous for.
31:35
It's yeah, it's gumbo, Mardi Gras,
31:38
snowcapped mountains in that order.
31:41
Yeah.
31:42
Yeah.
31:45
David Johnson,
31:45
that's exactly my point in all this.
31:47
We don't really know who to be mad
31:48
at.
31:48
I mean, David Johnson.
31:50
We don't.
31:51
But that's the beauty of podcasting is we
31:54
can be mad at whoever we want to
31:55
be that day and have fun with it.
31:57
Yeah.
32:02
you just throw litter out the window it's
32:04
my window i'll go get it afterwards it's
32:06
fine if it's on your property you throw
32:13
it out the window is it littering if
32:14
it's in my yard come on man oh
32:18
it just reminded me i was at my
32:20
best friend's house one time during covid
32:22
and we were drinking
32:27
And I finished a beer and I just
32:29
didn't want to get up out of my
32:30
chair.
32:31
So I just chucked the bottle into his
32:32
yard and I'm like, not my lawn.
32:34
Not my lawn, not my problem.
32:40
Oh, I'm such an asshole sometimes.
32:42
It's all right.
32:43
uh mr anderson my corey my friend who
32:46
moved to baton rouge and went to vertus
32:47
uh and said she loved it um was
32:51
i there i mean i can believe it
32:53
if i was the one that was coaching
32:55
i'm just kidding we got the best coaching
32:56
staff in the state uh that's awesome dude
32:59
um who was it tell me her name
33:04
um i did want to share this one
33:05
thing i found on the internets and uh
33:11
have you ever heard of the show cape
33:12
fear
33:13
Yeah.
33:14
Oh,
33:15
I know exactly what you're fixing to pull
33:16
up.
33:16
Patrick Wilson?
33:17
Yep.
33:18
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
33:19
I watched that a little while ago.
33:21
So Patrick Wilson is the star of a
33:24
show called Cape Fear on Apple TV.
33:28
He wanted to show like he had just
33:30
gone through a stressful situation and he
33:32
needed to let it all out.
33:34
And apparently Patrick Wilson is a
33:36
CrossFitter.
33:39
so he wanted to throw some weight around
33:44
so i'm gonna start this up this is
33:46
him doing some cleans they are the best
33:50
hollywood cleans i've ever seen and it's
33:52
not even close like elbows through
33:59
He comes all the way up.
34:01
That's the only part I would say is
34:03
kind of touchy.
34:04
Does he get to full extension before that
34:06
bar pops off the shoulders?
34:09
But it's really close.
34:11
Yeah.
34:12
I watched the actual interview and
34:15
whatnot.
34:15
He said, no, no, that's real sweat.
34:17
He said, I just...
34:20
He said they let me work for like
34:21
about ten minutes or whatnot beforehand.
34:24
He asked them to let him do this
34:26
for ten minutes to get real sweat going.
34:29
And he actually said that what he truly
34:32
wanted to do was the chief workout.
34:35
Yep.
34:36
I love the chief.
34:38
But because of the space and the multiple
34:40
takes it was going to take,
34:42
it was much easier to make it one
34:43
single element.
34:46
So he throws around some cleans and it's
34:50
real weight.
34:51
Yeah.
34:52
Got like one thirty five on the bar.
34:54
If you go, you do enough of them.
34:58
She gets real, real quick.
35:00
Yeah.
35:00
All right.
35:02
I tell you what, and he's jacked, right?
35:05
He's jacked.
35:05
He's pretty, he's pretty, he's pretty,
35:06
he's pretty lean.
35:09
If he would have,
35:10
and he said he didn't want to,
35:11
he didn't want to do any snatches.
35:12
I'm not saying he snatches,
35:13
but if he would have been doing clean
35:14
end jerks, like,
35:17
Boom.
35:17
And now all of a sudden you got
35:18
those, like, all that other rip.
35:20
Like,
35:21
I think they ought to have added another.
35:22
But, I mean,
35:22
I'm not in charge of the show,
35:23
and it's already been out.
35:25
Yeah.
35:26
But his form is pretty damn good, dude.
35:27
Like, as a coach,
35:29
very little I have to say about that
35:30
because he's actually taking an extra half
35:32
second at the bottom to reset before he
35:35
comes back up instead of just kind of
35:37
speeding through him and keeping his back
35:39
bent.
35:41
And he's not bouncing the bar.
35:42
No.
35:42
Dead stop every time.
35:44
Yeah.
35:44
Yeah.
35:46
David Johnson,
35:47
better than most of the online semi-cleans
35:48
that I saw this year.
35:50
Joseph Ramirez, form is chef's kiss.
35:56
Hey.
35:59
Good on him, dude.
36:01
That's pretty cool.
36:03
Yeah.
36:03
It makes me want to watch the show.
36:05
I'm not into the horror type stuff,
36:10
but after seeing that and hearing the
36:12
story...
36:13
Is it like the,
36:15
like the old movie with De Niro?
36:19
I think so.
36:20
I think it's based on the same kind
36:21
of premise.
36:22
Yeah.
36:23
Then that's probably more thriller than
36:25
anything else.
36:25
Cause like, yeah,
36:27
it's just on that borderline, you know?
36:32
I had one more thing to share before
36:34
we end the lunch show today.
36:37
Yep.
36:37
I guess it is.
36:38
It's just late.
36:39
So it feels like we've gone really late.
36:41
We haven't.
36:42
And we really haven't.
36:44
But I don't know if you saw this.
36:49
And our producers decided to show up right
36:53
as we were finishing up.
36:56
That's all right.
36:57
She's doing great.
37:00
don't know if you saw this it was
37:02
a story so i had to like screenshot
37:05
it oh we see we're proven right yep
37:09
got some ghds and some uh some uh
37:13
echo bike here and this is uh tia
37:16
claire toomey's story sure uh let me blow
37:21
up the verbiage here because i find it
37:23
very very interesting
37:26
If you're new here, so am I.
37:29
I'm getting back into fitness,
37:30
finding my rhythm again,
37:32
and enjoying it one day at a time,
37:34
though.
37:35
Huge thanks to Rogue Fitness for making
37:37
sure all of the bases are covered.
37:39
Excited to see where this journey leads.
37:42
Stick around and find out.
37:55
you think this do you think this is
37:56
the teaser or do you think she just
37:59
is hopping back into i don't think that
38:04
she does anything with the intent of i'm
38:09
just gonna half-assing it i'm just gonna
38:11
half-ass it i'm just gonna put it out
38:13
there maybe i'll come back no she saw
38:16
amy go out there and do what
38:20
she could have done, she has done, she,
38:22
you know,
38:22
she's done however many times at this
38:25
point.
38:26
And that's,
38:27
that probably lit a fire under her ass
38:30
to say, you know,
38:31
cause maybe she was on the fence before
38:33
and we got two kids now and,
38:34
you know,
38:35
all this stuff we were talking about last
38:36
week when,
38:37
when
38:38
Might not be too easy for her to
38:41
jump back in and just come, you know,
38:43
come back at it full force.
38:44
When you see somebody come out there and
38:46
they're doing all the things that you do
38:50
or you have done.
38:52
Right.
38:52
And they're talking about, oh, shit.
38:54
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:56
And all the rest of the talk was,
38:58
was what would happen if Tia was there?
39:00
What would happen if Tia was there?
39:01
What would happen if Tia was there?
39:02
And I know she heard it.
39:04
Right.
39:04
She's not stupid and she's not blind by
39:06
any stretch of imagination.
39:08
Yeah, I think Meg's got a point.
39:11
don't care if she's back or not i
39:13
don't think she's an automatic bid to win
39:15
i think life gets in the way and
39:17
age is undefeated um daniel arnson oh for
39:22
the love of all that is holy hang
39:24
it up on board uh sean agrees bored
39:29
with the tia story if if it if
39:36
it allows us to have
39:39
A race,
39:40
a real race in twenty twenty seven.
39:45
I'm all in.
39:45
Let's see what happens.
39:47
OK.
39:49
Hypothetically, she comes back.
39:52
Sure.
39:52
And she takes seventh.
39:54
OK.
39:56
We dogged the hell out of Justin Medeiros
40:00
when he took seventh and eleventh and
40:05
whatever.
40:05
Right.
40:07
This is the eight time champ coming back
40:09
and taking a seventh.
40:11
You, you think,
40:13
is it worth it to see the mighty
40:17
fall?
40:18
Yeah.
40:18
A hundred percent.
40:20
I'm looking at it from both ways.
40:22
This is a, this is a,
40:22
this is a win-win situation for everybody
40:24
involved.
40:25
One of let's,
40:27
let's take it to the extreme.
40:28
One of two things happen.
40:30
One of three things happen.
40:31
Tia comes back out.
40:34
Amy trains all year.
40:35
Tia trains all year.
40:36
Tina wipes the floor.
40:37
Tina.
40:38
Tia wipes the floor with her.
40:40
Like a lot of people been saying.
40:43
She comes back out.
40:45
We have a real good race.
40:48
And it looks like it was when it
40:50
was...
40:52
In twenty sixteen,
40:53
whatever the or seventeen,
40:54
whichever one's the first year that she
40:56
won,
40:56
where it was her and car and it
40:58
was decided by seventeen,
41:00
seventeen is decided by two points.
41:03
And we are finally get race on the
41:05
women's side that we have been trying to
41:07
get.
41:08
Trying to see who is going to be
41:09
who's going to be there.
41:10
Everybody thought to be Laura.
41:12
Laura's not coming back.
41:14
Despite everybody's, you know, Laura,
41:16
I don't think she's coming back.
41:17
I really, really don't.
41:19
Or option three.
41:22
She comes back and tries to come back.
41:24
And like you said,
41:25
she takes seventh and everybody goes,
41:27
holy shit, what just happened?
41:33
And you still get a great story out
41:34
of it because you go to go see,
41:36
well, you know, uh, Willow had, you know,
41:42
the mumps and I had to take care
41:44
of her for two weeks and I couldn't,
41:45
I couldn't train.
41:46
So I lost time there.
41:47
And then the new baby, you know,
41:49
had RSV and she was in the hospital
41:50
and I had to go take care of
41:51
her for another three, you know,
41:54
Either way, no matter how it transpires,
41:57
Tia coming back and there is story time
42:00
again on the women's side.
42:02
We already got it on the men's side.
42:05
I don't want to see my heroes fail.
42:10
I don't want to see them fail,
42:11
but it would still be interesting if they
42:13
did.
42:15
Maybe interesting.
42:16
I don't think...
42:18
this is probably a very data joe nameth
42:20
or michael jordan playing for the wizards
42:23
not what i wanted to see
42:27
Do you know what Michael Jordan said about
42:29
playing for the Wizards?
42:30
Because somebody was like, dude,
42:32
the kids on the team were asking him,
42:33
like, dude, why are you still out here?
42:34
Like,
42:35
you're icing your knees every single
42:37
chance you get.
42:37
Like, you're hobbling around and whatnot.
42:40
And he said specifically without
42:42
reservation that these people came to see
42:44
Michael Jordan.
42:46
So I'm going to put on as much
42:47
of a show as humanly possible.
42:49
They didn't see Michael Jordan.
42:52
No,
42:52
but they saw the version of him that
42:54
was still given everything he had to be
42:55
on the court.
43:00
I don't, I don't,
43:03
if she wants to come back,
43:04
that's her prerogative.
43:05
And it was Michael Jordan's prerogative.
43:07
Yep.
43:07
But as a fan,
43:10
I never was like all in the Tia
43:12
basket, like as a fan.
43:14
So to me, it's okay either way, whatever.
43:18
Um, but if I'm a Tia fan,
43:20
I don't want to see a bad Tia.
43:24
I was a rich fan.
43:25
I never had to see bad rich.
43:27
Right.
43:32
So there's a...
43:34
Vicky starred a lot of things I wanted
43:35
to address.
43:38
I enjoy watching the best of the best
43:39
compete better if it's best versus best.
43:42
I do agree with that.
43:43
But that is assuming she's back to form
43:48
like she was.
43:50
Seema took it as Tia's doing Rogue
43:52
Invitational.
43:54
It would not shock me at all if
43:57
she rolled over the road.
44:00
It's the passing of the torch.
44:01
It would hurt to see,
44:03
but needs to happen.
44:04
Circa Ric Flair to Heartbreak Kid.
44:11
Okay.
44:16
And then Peter Benoit.
44:17
Most likely she'll tease it for months,
44:19
then announce she's doing Iron Man or
44:21
something.
44:23
She's never been able to quit CrossFit.
44:27
even doing high rocks or ironman or
44:30
bobsledding or olympic lifting or whatever
44:35
she's always come back to crossfit
44:37
regularly learn and play new sports um i
44:43
don't know what that even means daniel
44:49
I think he was talking about she's lived
44:51
longer or whenever you said that.
44:55
I saw a comment earlier where he's going
44:56
to try to get her banned from the
44:57
games.
45:00
Whatever.
45:00
That'll never happen.
45:03
I don't think she will ever be bad
45:05
to you.
45:11
Forrest Frank.
45:12
Yes, indeed.
45:13
I actually do like Forrest Frank,
45:15
but sweet Jesus, that is not my name.
45:19
uh i don't think there will ever be
45:21
a bad tia i it doesn't have to
45:24
be that bad to be bad to you
45:27
her bar is set so damn high that
45:31
just a little bit of a fall that
45:32
people are going to be like that's bad
45:33
to you okay so what so and i
45:38
don't disagree that everyone's
45:39
expectations are ridiculous on her right
45:42
she is still a human being who has
45:44
been one right now who's had two children
45:47
Right?
45:48
Like she's not in for an athlete,
45:51
not for human being for a professional
45:53
athlete.
45:54
How old is she?
45:55
Yep.
45:57
She'll be next games here.
45:59
Yeah.
46:00
For an athlete, for professional athlete,
46:03
she is bordering on ancient.
46:06
Right.
46:07
Whenever, like if a, if a,
46:08
if a NFL quarterback or even worse,
46:11
a defensive back takes the field at thirty
46:13
five years old, everybody's like,
46:15
look at him.
46:16
He's a miracle.
46:17
He's walking in like, dude,
46:19
he's thirty five.
46:21
He's got at least another thirty five
46:23
years on the planet at a minimum.
46:27
But if everyone's expectations are so high
46:30
and I don't disagree, they are.
46:33
Then a lot of people are going to
46:35
have.
46:37
First of all,
46:37
I think I have shit to say no
46:38
matter what.
46:38
But if she shows up and takes second,
46:42
right?
46:42
Not even Amy.
46:43
Let's say she takes second and freaking...
46:46
Alex takes first,
46:48
and then Amy comes third,
46:49
or whatever the case may be, right?
46:50
The girls feel it's still very,
46:51
very tight.
46:52
Yes, Amy ran away with it, but, like,
46:54
everybody else in there was basically
46:55
fighting for second and third place.
46:58
So what is her level of expectation
47:01
supposed to be, right, for it being bad?
47:05
I don't know.
47:07
If she takes top ten after being off
47:09
for a year,
47:10
when she came back the first time after
47:12
having Willow,
47:14
people and took second at Rogue and first
47:16
of the games took second at Rogue and
47:17
first from the games that people think
47:20
that was a failure because she took second
47:22
at Rogue.
47:22
She just had a child.
47:27
You know what I mean?
47:28
So to put it in more perspective in
47:30
the CrossFit scene,
47:32
I am a big Jeff Adler fan.
47:34
I know not everybody is.
47:36
I like Jeff.
47:37
I met him a long time ago.
47:38
I think he's a great guy.
47:41
I hated hearing Caroline saying,
47:46
he's two hundred fitness points behind the
47:50
best.
47:51
And that's not where...
47:54
And then Jeff talking about like, he,
47:57
he thought he had it.
47:59
He's not, he just can't recover.
48:01
Like you could, or like,
48:04
I don't want to hear my heroes or
48:05
my, and I don't want to say heroes.
48:07
It's not a pedestal thing.
48:10
It's just the people I admire in the
48:12
sport who have put forth everything.
48:15
I don't want to hear how they have
48:16
fallen down.
48:18
That's a champion just a handful of years
48:20
ago, talking about how we just can't hang.
48:29
Unfortunately.
48:30
Oh, here we go.
48:31
You ready?
48:31
You ready for it?
48:32
You ready for it?
48:33
That's sports.
48:37
It is.
48:38
It is.
48:39
That's sports.
48:41
Age is undefeated.
48:43
Father time is a gazillion to none.
48:48
Ariel Lowen was the oldest CrossFit Games
48:51
athlete on the female side at thirty two
48:52
years old.
48:55
that age the age of the oldest is
48:58
getting younger and younger and younger
49:00
well it started to actually mirror actual
49:04
sports right actual professional sports
49:06
right where it's like um if you are
49:09
phenomenal at twenty three by the time you
49:11
hit twenty seven twenty eight you are on
49:13
the back side of your career and t
49:18
is going to be older than that next
49:20
year she's also saying
49:27
I think she's an anomaly physically.
49:29
I really,
49:29
really do believe she's an anomaly
49:30
physically.
49:31
Joseph makes a great, great point.
49:35
If Jeff Adler would have just taken some
49:36
Thirdsy to get the best sleep and recovery
49:39
tool in the business,
49:40
all he had to do at checkout, Jazzy,
49:44
he could have got fifteen percent off his
49:45
order, had some Thirdsy for the games,
49:48
recovered, slept, done all the things.
49:52
Go to Thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy and
49:54
don't be a Jeff Adler.
49:57
Recover.
50:00
Jenny's definitely going to clip you
50:01
saying don't be a Jeff Adler.
50:04
Oh, it's just a joke.
50:05
I love Jeff.
50:07
I just said a whole bunch about how
50:09
I'm a big fan of Jeff Adler.
50:10
A hundred percent.
50:11
A hundred percent.
50:12
I know.
50:12
I get that.
50:16
Yeah, dude.
50:18
I don't know.
50:19
To me, that reads like,
50:20
getting back to the original point that
50:22
you brought up,
50:23
that reads like she's coming back.
50:27
I agree.
50:28
Like Meg said,
50:29
she's definitely going to be at Rogue.
50:30
I one hundred percent believe that.
50:32
Rogue's what, October?
50:36
Yep.
50:36
I think so.
50:37
She'll be at Rogue.
50:38
Usually is.
50:40
She'll be at Rogue.
50:44
All right, man.
50:44
That's all the stuff I had lined up.
50:47
We talked about what we're annoyed with.
50:51
which is basically all they show is yeah
50:53
or less or less every day yeah we
50:56
might as well just change it to two
50:57
grumpy old men yeah grumpy old dudes oh
51:01
dude you like clouds uh october
51:06
twenty-third to this one twenty-sixth i'm
51:09
so glad we have a producer yeah she's
51:13
killing it making my life so much easier
51:17
uh we still have t-shirts available
51:22
Had some more ordered last night.
51:23
Still,
51:26
like we are sweeping through the smalls,
51:27
mediums, and the larges.
51:28
If you are that size,
51:30
you better make an order quick.
51:32
Get them while they're hot, people.
51:34
Get them while they are hot.
51:36
We have everything from small to four XL
51:40
because I want to take care of everybody
51:41
in the Clydesdale world.
51:45
That includes shipping in the U S if
51:48
you're outside the U S you can still
51:50
order just DME.
51:51
We'll figure out what the shipping is and
51:53
if it's doable or not,
51:55
we'll attach it to a carrier pigeon and
51:58
make sure you put your name,
51:59
size and address in the memo of the
52:02
Venmo or the cash app.
52:04
Or maybe a seagull since it's gotta go
52:06
across the ocean.
52:08
Yeah.
52:09
Yep.
52:11
Flap those wings, flap those wings.
52:14
If you look back here,
52:15
there's a couple of seagulls.
52:17
On the snow-capped mountains in Louisiana?
52:19
Absolutely, they are.
52:25
I can't tell you how bad I actually
52:27
want one of those, seriously.
52:29
So Corey Leonard does have a big old
52:31
check.
52:32
Oh, she fixed the name.
52:33
Thank you.
52:33
She did.
52:34
She did.
52:34
It was Forrest Frank.
52:36
And you have one million dollars.
52:39
One million dollars.
52:41
FYI, see,
52:43
that was a picture from Birmingham.
52:47
Magic City.
52:48
From Magic City, yeah.
52:48
But I would have a much bigger smile
52:51
on my face if I had a giant
52:55
check.
52:55
And I'd probably be...
52:58
You need to find a picture of me
52:59
snatching.
53:00
Just wear it up over my head and
53:02
I texted Dex Hopkins today because he's
53:05
got a video of me snatching and somebody
53:07
else, my friend Toya, got a picture,
53:09
a video of me videoing Dex.
53:13
A video of me snatching while Dex was
53:15
videoing me.
53:16
It's like Dexception.
53:17
So I texted Dex today and I was
53:19
like, hey man,
53:20
the odds I can get you,
53:21
you can get that video from you.
53:22
And he's like,
53:22
I'll get it to you because I want
53:24
to put it side by side up with
53:26
both angles.
53:27
I think that'd be pretty cool.
53:30
Corey, are you doing Fittest of the Coast?
53:32
Um,
53:34
here's my problem with visitor coach right
53:36
now.
53:36
I went to go sign up for the
53:37
qualifier actually last night while they
53:39
were still a, off of thirty bucks,
53:42
which is like three dollars off anyway.
53:44
Um,
53:45
and the age dollars off people with who
53:49
have math skills.
53:50
That's why I have a calculator.
53:52
Um, the problem is,
53:55
is that they want you to be,
53:56
they want you to sign up for the
53:58
age group that you will be as a
53:59
January first, twenty, twenty seven.
54:03
which is still going to be forty nine.
54:06
And my whole point of doing qualifiers
54:09
because I'm not actually going to do this
54:10
at the coast.
54:11
I'm not doing any any live competition
54:13
until semifinals.
54:16
We're doing it would be to see how
54:17
I stack up against the dudes in fifty
54:19
fifty four.
54:20
Me and David Johnson had another
54:21
conversation about that the other day.
54:24
And I don't want to sign up for
54:25
their qualifier.
54:26
They're going to make me do it in
54:27
forty five forty nine.
54:32
So he didn't ask about the qualifier.
54:34
He asked about Fittest of the Coast,
54:35
which the answer is no.
54:36
So that is taking Cajun speak and telling
54:41
you, Daniel, no,
54:42
he's not doing Fittest of the Coast.
54:44
I tell people stories like that all the
54:45
time, and I'll stop and I'll be like,
54:46
I told you all of that to tell
54:48
you this.
54:52
Meg, I'll tell you what.
54:53
I went last year,
54:55
filled in on a team.
54:56
It is a kick in the ass.
54:58
It's a lot of fun.
54:58
Very well run.
55:00
Five thousand people there.
55:02
And I'm not making that number up.
55:03
There was five thousand people there.
55:06
Everything ran on time.
55:09
Highly recommend it.
55:13
I think Meg has the Masters games and
55:19
Fittest of the Coast confused.
55:21
It's not the anime cosplay,
55:24
so you can't go as a cat.
55:26
You have to go as a human.
55:29
But you can go in the novice human
55:31
division.
55:32
Somebody asked if anybody from the furry
55:36
convention showed up and went to check out
55:38
what was going on at the games.
55:39
You know what kills me is the name
55:41
of the convention has changed.
55:43
Seventeen times.
55:44
I mean, I don't know what it's called.
55:46
Some people were like, well,
55:47
it was Comic-Con.
55:48
Some people were like, it was anime.
55:49
That was not Comic-Con in San Diego.
55:50
No, that was not that.
55:53
It was an anime convention.
55:56
An anime convention.
55:57
Anime.
55:58
And people were dressed in cosplay as
56:01
their favorite anime people.
56:03
So did Goku come by and check and
56:06
see how the masters were doing?
56:07
I wouldn't know Goku from Roku.
56:09
Yeah, well, you should.
56:11
Yeah.
56:14
Dragon Ball Z. Anyway.
56:17
It was an anime convention, not Comic-Con,
56:21
not furry, not whatever else.
56:24
Here's the thing.
56:25
The only pictures I saw of them were
56:27
people in costume,
56:28
but the costumes didn't look like any
56:30
anime I had ever seen.
56:31
So it just looked like they were a
56:32
bunch of furries just walking around.
56:34
So I was like,
56:34
of course there was a furry convention
56:35
right next to the Masters games.
56:38
Why wouldn't they be?
56:39
That's probably why they separated us this
56:41
year because they were like, oh,
56:42
this is going on at this place?
56:44
Absolutely.
56:44
We're going to put all the grumpy old
56:45
people right next to those people.
56:46
That should work out pretty well.
56:49
They did show up.
56:49
A judge friend said someone asked him to
56:51
teach them how to air squat.
56:55
in their dragon ball z outfit hell yeah
57:00
i asked what the convention was about and
57:01
the kids started talking about how they
57:03
use glow sticks and makeup dances he was
57:05
so excited talking about it kind of like
57:07
we are about crossfit so yeah two
57:10
passionate fan bases all in one location
57:14
with absolutely nothing in common very
57:18
little very little amanda filler says cory
57:21
i was at a home gym
57:24
con this weekend and one of the vendors
57:26
was talking to me and i was very
57:29
it was very easy for me to pin
57:30
him to la louisiana his accent matched
57:34
yours i don't have an accent i'm also
57:40
not black i don't know if anybody had
57:41
knew that or not but it was stunning
57:44
to one of our listeners that met scott
57:46
at the games yes which was the highlight
57:51
of my week
57:56
Imagine my surprise to find out that I
57:59
also find out that I was not in
58:00
fact black.
58:03
Vicky put in the comments, PSA,
58:05
Corey Leonard is not African-American.
58:08
Despite what you may have heard.
58:14
Takes me back to a Richard Pryor movie.
58:17
Do you ever see Hear No Evil,
58:18
See No Evil?
58:19
With Gene Wilder.
58:20
Yes, I have.
58:20
It's been quite some time.
58:23
And Gene Wilder says something to Richard
58:25
Pryor about, well, you're a black man.
58:27
And he goes, I'm black.
58:29
What?
58:30
I'm black.
58:32
And he's blind too, just so you know.
58:33
Yeah.
58:35
It's a fantastic movie.
58:36
Gene Wilder's deaf.
58:37
Richard Pryor's blind.
58:40
And they solve a case together.
58:41
Yeah.
58:42
It's so good, dude.
58:43
It is so good.
58:47
uh cue the jerk i was born a
58:49
poor black child i was born a poor
58:52
black child oh fyi you could not make
58:58
those movies today and they will get run
59:00
right out of right out of whatever studio
59:01
you tried on there's so many movies that
59:04
wouldn't that wouldn't be made today and
59:06
it's a damn shame it is because they
59:09
are absolutely hilarious because i heard
59:10
someone say that about the hangover
59:15
oof what was the high that was like
59:16
twenty ten hang out okay i think it's
59:18
a little bit older than that but like
59:20
two two they had flip phones right i
59:26
think so yeah so yeah probably twenty two
59:28
thousand six two thousand eight somewhere
59:31
around that area the iphone came out in
59:33
oh seven if i'm not mistaken so yeah
59:36
that would make sense
59:40
Look,
59:40
you've got so much free knowledge on this
59:41
show, it's not even funny.
59:48
So much has changed in the last fifteen
59:49
years about what's acceptable and what's
59:52
not.
59:54
Crazy.
59:55
It's wild.
59:58
Hangover, by the way,
59:59
one of my favorite movies of all time.
1:00:01
Oh, so good, dude.
1:00:03
So good.
1:00:04
The casino was pager-friendly.
1:00:12
He was carrying a beeper.
1:00:14
That is a... Gosh darn.
1:00:18
Galifianakis in that freaking movie was...
1:00:22
I haven't... He played that part so well.
1:00:24
We have one of the...
1:00:26
One of the text groups I'm in for
1:00:28
a couple of coaches at the gym.
1:00:30
We call it Wolfpack.
1:00:31
This is my Wolfpack.
1:00:40
I legit have a Pedro on my desk
1:00:42
right now.
1:00:42
That does not surprise me.
1:00:45
Somehow I am not surprised.
1:00:47
Out of all the weird shit that David
1:00:49
Johnson has told me, right now,
1:00:51
that's really not that surprising.
1:00:54
The post-credits with the photos made the
1:00:56
movie.
1:00:57
Here's the deal with streaming, though.
1:00:59
Because they so want to push you to
1:01:01
the next movie.
1:01:02
You know how they put the next movie
1:01:04
in as the credits are rolling?
1:01:07
they cut off the picture piece unless you
1:01:09
can hurry up and exit out of like
1:01:12
the next movie the next movie thing yeah
1:01:15
david just sent me a picture of his
1:01:17
david just sent me a picture of his
1:01:18
beeper i used to have to carry a
1:01:22
beeper when i was a uh he was
1:01:24
not kidding i worked for a floor cleaning
1:01:26
company and i was a supervisor
1:01:29
I don't know if you can find it,
1:01:31
Vicky,
1:01:31
but there's a story about those pictures
1:01:35
at the end of the first movie, like,
1:01:37
you know, all the portals and whatnot.
1:01:40
Basically saying they're mostly real from
1:01:42
the guys going out and like just taking
1:01:46
random pictures with random people and
1:01:49
cast members.
1:01:52
Well,
1:01:53
we don't have time to go through those
1:01:54
pictures.
1:01:55
I got to get back to work.
1:01:57
Yep.
1:01:57
With that, guys,
1:01:58
I hope you have a great day.
1:02:00
We should be back tomorrow at the normal
1:02:02
lunchtime, not Meg's nap time.
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Yep.
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And if Vicky could take us out,
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stay jazzy, people.
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You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
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room to jazz me up.
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I'm already jazzy.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
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saddle Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in
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the saddle Talkin' reps,
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real life strength in the battle From the
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gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all Midday motivation every
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time we press call Lunch with the
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Clydesdale Cowboy, ring the heat CrossFit,
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movies, music,
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home repeat Half-hour hustle, yeah,
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we buildin' that brand Grab a plate,
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shoot it,
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now you're part of the fam Win Jazzy,
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Win Jazzy