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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Do We Have to Talk About Poopgate Too??? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Do you know that guy that likes to
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talk shit in the chats,
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in your text strings,
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and your team won and his team lost,
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yet he still is trying to talk smack?
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Really?
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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That was an allergy-filled pregame
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pump-up.
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And if you were here for the opening,
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my co-host did a wardrobe change right
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before we went live.
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Real quick one.
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Real quick one.
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I'll just call you Cher.
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Mostly, yeah.
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I'm basically the queen of fast-changing.
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oh i have uh i didn't get a
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chance to do anything but this mop that
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i'm fixing to get cut either tomorrow
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wednesday so and like my hat i kept
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looking i was like my hat's right over
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there my hat's right over there my hat's
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right over there you gotta be fast man
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then i hit the open and all of
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a sudden i have a blank screen in
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front of everyone okay maybe i am going
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solo today
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What you guys don't know is Scott just
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texted me and Vic like three minutes ago.
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I was like,
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is any of y'all coming on?
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Because I was on a work call trying
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to get off.
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Vicky was doing God only knows what,
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trying to get off.
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I'm assuming it's something work-related,
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more than likely, if I had to guess.
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And we were both like, yeah,
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we're on the way.
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Relax.
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You know,
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I know I talk a lot on this
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show about hating my job,
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but at least I don't have Vicky's job.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Like, I thought mine was bad,
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and then I got to know Vicky,
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and now I'm like, thank God.
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Maybe I should just appreciate what I
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have.
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Hey, bro.
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Sometimes you got to go, you know what?
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It's not that bad.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I wanted to get my hair cut before
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I left for Montana on Wednesday,
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but I'm kind of running out of time.
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Yeah, I would say so.
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Today's Monday.
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Since I have to work a full day
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today and work a full day tomorrow,
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the windows in which to get a haircut.
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Well,
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I don't know how it is where you're
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at, but traditionally,
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barbershops are closed on Mondays.
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Yeah.
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Well, my girl is obvious,
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definitely closed on Mondays.
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Um,
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I cannot get him to with her before
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I'm going to have to go to like,
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uh, super cuts or sports clips.
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Excuse me.
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Oh,
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what's the one way to give you a
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beer when you walk in?
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I used to go to that one when
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I still live in Homer.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I remember I quit drinking a while back.
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I don't know.
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It just, I just remember like,
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it was pretty cool when you walked in,
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he's like, would you like a beer?
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you know what?
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At the time, I was like,
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you know what?
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I would absolutely like a beard.
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It was like fifteen years ago.
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Twelve, fifteen years ago,
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something like that.
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Ramirez says it's the bearded goat.
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That's not where I go.
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That's not what it was.
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I would remember if it had been called
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the bearded goat.
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Ramirez is the bearded goat.
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Let's be honest here.
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The goat of beards.
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A hundred percent.
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That thing is amazing.
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It deserves its own.
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It should have its own Instagram page.
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Retired Steve, don't know if you noticed,
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but Coach Tomlin got his hair shaved down.
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Yeah, he's totally bald now.
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Well, yeah.
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He didn't want to catch no more strays.
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He got tired of catching random ass strays
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from people he probably doesn't really
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even know that well.
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That's messed up, dude.
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Marcus Freeman.
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Yeah,
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I color my own stuff just like Mike
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Tomlin does.
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And Mike Tomlin's like, what the hell,
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man?
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What's funny, like, that people do, like,
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their hairlines go so far back and all
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of a sudden, poof,
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now the hairline's up at the forehead
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again.
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Yeah.
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Like,
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we think that grew back just overnight
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because of...
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Matthew McConaughey is a perfect example.
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Because you go look at, like,
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his older movies, right?
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like the dudes it was thinning it was
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thinning it was receding it was going away
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completely and then i saw him on tv
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this weekend because he was at the tech
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at the ut game obviously and that dude
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has got more hair than me he has
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got a full shock wherever he is buying
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his hair is like that's who everybody
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should go to because absolutely because it
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looks amazing it does
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Yeah.
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Look, Stephen A. Smith's hairline.
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Yeah,
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but he doesn't like try to fake it.
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No.
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He's just letting it go.
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Stephen A.
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Smith's hairline has been slowly,
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like he's been getting a five head and
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then a six head and then a seven
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head like for years now,
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but he's good with it.
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So let it roll.
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Yeah.
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Embrace it.
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Woody Harrelson's brother.
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Did you hear him tell that story?
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So they're making a show about the whole
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situation.
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Bro, I just heard,
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like it came across my feed at some
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point this weekend, and I was like,
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where he's telling the story of how
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wherever they were at dinner,
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Woody happened to be there and whatnot,
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and Woody's all like, brother Matt,
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brother Matt.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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Well,
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they have a show coming out called
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Brothers on Apple TV like this week,
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maybe, or this week or next week.
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It looks amazing.
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Because it's just McConaughey and
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Harrelson being McConaughey and Harrelson.
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I would watch that.
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I would absolutely watch that.
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Love both of them dudes.
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Been loving Woody Harrelson since Cheers.
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yeah like he was fantastic in that eight
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eight hundred years ago um and if it's
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if it's up with him and i'm probably
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gonna at least give it a look at
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the very least give it a look i've
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loved him since kelly kelly kelly kelly
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kelly kelly kelly kelly i can't believe
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that's actually a thing yep it's a show
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coming out it's awesome that's fantastic
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so basically just the two of them hanging
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out smoking weed and doing cool shit so
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it's it's the premises that they find out
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that they are brothers in some well
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related in some way i should say yeah
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and i i think woody harrelson's family's
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in it i think like
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From the story I heard,
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McConaughey's mom is definitely in it.
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Yeah.
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He was great in Zombieland.
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He was fantastic in Zombieland.
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I love Zombieland.
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And I've never seen the second one.
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I haven't either.
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I actually have it in my queue to
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watch on vacation this week.
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So we...
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We are,
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we got to the episode before the season
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finale of the first season of Lioness,
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right?
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So we finished that episode and I asked
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Jennifer, I was like, hey,
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because she had the remote.
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I said, let me,
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how many episodes of this are there?
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She pulls it up and she's like,
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there's only one more.
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You want to go to bed?
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And I was like, oh yeah,
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it's nine fifteen, dude.
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Love you.
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Because she would have been down to fall
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asleep in front of the season finale.
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You can, if you want to.
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I'm perfectly fine with that.
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I'm going to bed.
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We watched the movie Mayday this weekend.
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I say we loosely because Julie snored
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during a good portion of Mayday.
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Yeah.
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Um, is this what happens at your house?
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Look, um,
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we'll put something on and then either
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that night or like when we finally,
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when we go to bed,
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when I wake Jennifer up to get off
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the,
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either she's on the recliner or she's on
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the couch next to me.
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Like, okay, let's go to bed.
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Dude,
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like you've been sleeping for thirty
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minutes.
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Let's go to bed.
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And then the next day, I'll be like,
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so how far did you make it?
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Like, what do you remember?
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And she would describe something from the
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first eight minutes of whatever it is that
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we watched.
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And I was like,
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I didn't make it any further past that.
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Did anything happen after that?
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I was like, well, yeah.
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The entirety of the show happened after
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that.
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My favorite is she'll fall asleep for
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twenty minutes.
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She'll wake up and go,
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why are they doing that?
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Yeah.
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It was explained in detail.
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Yeah.
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And the frustrating thing is now I've got
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to pause the movie
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Or the show and explain everything like a
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damn TV guide back to my wife as
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to what transpired in the last twenty
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minutes.
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And then we get it all reset.
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We hit play again.
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We get about ten minutes in and then
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all of a sudden.
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Why did I waste my time?
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Luckily, Jennifer,
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even on the days that she doesn't work
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from home, she's home well before I am,
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and usually before Jameson gets off the
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bus.
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So she'll get caught up on whatever it
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is.
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She'll rewatch whatever it is we were
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watching the next night.
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But nine times out of ten,
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that's the conversation that we're having.
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Like, how far did you make it?
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Well, the opening credit's finished,
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and then I don't know what happened after
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that.
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Okie dokie.
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But I got to say,
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I appreciate everybody's recommendation
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because Lioness is outstanding.
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Mayday was all right as advertised.
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I think it's all where you set your
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expectations.
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If I'm watching...
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ryan reynolds movie where he is on a
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down plane in russia in the i gotta
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know there's a little bit of parody to
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this thing oh is that what that is
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i remember seeing the treat i didn't
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remember what it was called yep that
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looked fun and kenneth brana is a russian
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ex-kgb agent who finds him i i was
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entertained i wouldn't say like again
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It's not up for Academy Awards or Best
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Picture or anything like that,
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but I didn't need that on a Friday
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night after a long work week.
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It sounds like, anyway,
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it looks like a popcorn movie,
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like something you just go be entertained.
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I don't need every movie.
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I don't need to cry at the end
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of every movie.
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I don't need some big thought-provoking
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thing.
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I just want to go and have fun.
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At the end of the day,
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if you like Ryan Reynolds' sense of humor
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that he uses in every movie he does,
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then you'll probably enjoy it.
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If you don't, you probably won't.
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There you go.
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Like every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
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from the late nineties.
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It's going to have one-liners.
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It's probably going to have some machine
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guns.
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Probably going to have some punching.
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I mean, even Kidney Gordon Cop, dude,
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he shot people at the beginning because he
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was the police.
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Right?
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I mean, come on.
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Ryan Reynolds can't act.
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He has one persona, Van Wilder.
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But sometimes there's comfort in that.
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It's like seeing an old friend.
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The vast majority of them are the same
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person in every single movie.
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Kevin Costner plays Kevin Costner in every
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role.
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Tom Cruise, with very few exceptions,
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has been Tom Cruise in every single movie.
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And he makes the exact same movie every
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single time.
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There's a hero.
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He has some sort of struggle that he
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has to overcome.
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He overcomes that struggle,
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and then they perform a task, right?
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It's the same thing for, like,
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Jerry Maguire is Top Gun,
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is every Mission Impossible movie he's
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ever done, is Days of Thunder.
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He's making another Days of Thunder,
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for Christ's sake.
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Yeah.
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Top Gun two did so well.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Let's take care of my grandchildren's
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grandchildren.
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Absolutely.
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And you know what?
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I'm going to, I am a huge,
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I can recite you days of thunder pretty
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much from the beginning all the way
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through to the end.
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And I'm going to go see days of
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thunder too.
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You can bet on it.
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And I'll say this.
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The actors that are like Christian Bale or
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like Russell Crowe or like Heath Ledger
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that can be different in every role,
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those are few and far between.
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Few and far between.
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Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight was
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unrecognizable.
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Wouldn't have guessed in a million years
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that was Heath Ledger.
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Unrecognizable, not the same guy,
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not the same guy who was in, uh,
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ten things I hate about you.
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Not the same guy who was in, um,
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A Knight's Tale,
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which is also one of my favorite popcorn
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movies, which is extremely fun.
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Like you didn't recognize him.
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Literally.
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There's a couple,
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a couple of scenes where you can almost
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see his face and see that it's him.
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But for the most part,
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he was the Joker.
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Those, those guys are not,
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are not a dime a dozen.
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What blew me away,
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Christian Bale playing Dick Cheney.
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Yeah.
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There's no way,
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no way you could tell me that was
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Christian Bale in that movie unless you
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were told.
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Yeah, and those guys aren't.
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Yeah.
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I mean,
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De Niro's considered one of our greatest
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actors ever.
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He plays the same damn part in every
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role.
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He gets cast as Robert De Niro in
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every single movie.
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But there is a comfort in that.
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And that's why people are drawn to those
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people.
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Like,
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I am a massive Sylvester Stallone fan.
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And Sylvester Stallone does not play
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anybody different.
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And I'm okay with that.
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Al Pacino, dude.
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Yep.
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Because she's got a great ass.
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And you got your head all the way
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up it.
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One of my favorite things he's ever said
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on screen.
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If you've never seen Heat, sorry,
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I just ruined one of the scenes for
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you, but there you go.
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No one has more range than James McAvoy.
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I'll give him... Yeah,
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I'd say he probably falls off.
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He can fall off.
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He can disappear into stuff.
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Colin Farrell is the most underrated actor
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out there, can act any genre,
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doesn't mind changing his appearance to do
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so, a la The Penguin.
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Yeah, Colin Farrell's great.
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He's another one that when I first saw
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him, when I first, first of all,
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when I first heard they were casting him
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as The Penguin, I said, they doing what?
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Cause it didn't make any sense to me
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whatsoever.
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And then you actually see him as the
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penguin and he's another one.
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He's unrecognizable.
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Like he does not look anything like the
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Colin Farrell that everybody knows.
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It doesn't look like bullseye.
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It doesn't look like, uh, you know,
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when they did the remake of, uh, Oh,
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the eighties, the Schwarzenegger movie,
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total recall.
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Like he's not that guy.
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He's not anybody else, but penguin,
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like the penguin that they made is it's
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outstanding.
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He was great in Terrible Bosses.
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I was thinking the same thing, Patrick.
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That role was off the chain.
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Yeah.
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So good.
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Pacino is Corey's best impersonation.
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So far.
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You got to understand how many times I've
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seen Heat and how many times I laugh
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at that scene like it's the first time
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I saw it every time I see it.
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Just because he gets all up in,
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I know that the actor's name,
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because he's a voice actor, he does like,
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he does eight hundred different Simpsons
17:25
categories.
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Yep.
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Anyway,
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it's like all up in his face and
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you can see the terror on his face
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as he's just growling at him.
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He goes, ferocious, aren't I?
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It's just something about a woman's ass.
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It just gets me going.
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Yes, Al Pacino.
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I get it.
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I'm with you.
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Hank Azaria.
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Thank you.
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I understand.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Hank Azaria I used to love and then
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he just kind of disappeared.
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I don't know.
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He married Helen Hunt and then they got
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a divorce and all of a sudden his
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career went to shitter.
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I'm sorry.
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As soon as you say Helen Hunt,
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one of my oldest friends,
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I was the best man at his wedding.
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His name is Tony Girardi.
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We would send each other pictures of Helen
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Hunt every now and again because she looks
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kind of mannish.
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Like her face,
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especially as she's gotten older.
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kind of mannish right and then so like
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now every time a matter of fact like
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three weeks ago out of the blue tony
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just texted me a picture and it's helen
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hunt and something she's been in recently
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and he's like definitely mannish
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Well,
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I know you were in the chat a
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little bit last night.
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You probably went to bed before it was
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over.
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Speaking of shitter.
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I caught the rest of it this morning.
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Speaking of shitter,
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we'd be remiss to not talk about Poopgate
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as it has hit my DMs this morning
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as well.
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Oh, I bet.
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Yeah.
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don't even know what to do i i
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feel like there's this mob mentality now
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where everybody has to dog the situation
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because the ball got rolling now let's
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jump on the ball and so last night
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i was trying to be uh the devil's
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advocate and i got hammered for being the
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devil's advocate in the whole situation
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So I'm clear that you didn't listen to
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Sevan this morning because he did the
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same.
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He was team Joanna all morning long,
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and everybody was just lighting him up
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left and right, myself included.
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And so I do understand that it is
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disgusting, right?
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But I've been in a CrossFit gym for
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fifteen years.
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We're all disgusting.
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It's a little bit different when there's
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liquid poop running down your leg.
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You are in the lead,
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so there's people running behind you.
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No, it's not semantics.
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It's liquid poop running down your leg.
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It can't be semantics.
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Semantics is not involved with that.
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The reality of the situation is that I've
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seen it happen at marathons.
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I've seen it or I've heard of it
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happening because I haven't actually been
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to one at –
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Ironmans, right?
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That is on an open course on a
20:32
road and you're not sharing equipment with
20:34
the rest of the people.
20:36
But you want to shit yourself during the
20:38
twenty six point one and keep running,
20:40
knock yourself out.
20:41
Nobody's going to care.
20:43
But if somebody has to come and do
20:44
burpee broad jumps behind you,
20:47
that's a problem.
20:48
So here's what I'm going to say.
20:51
High Rocks did not handle the situation
20:52
correctly.
20:54
If you prohibit spitting on the course,
20:58
you sure as hell shouldn't allow shitting
21:00
on the course.
21:01
You would think.
21:03
Right?
21:03
Like, it was not handled properly.
21:06
My issue with the whole thing is the
21:09
mob mentality just not letting this thing
21:13
die.
21:15
Well, I mean, it just happened.
21:16
And there's nothing else going on either.
21:19
So that's a double win.
21:21
It's everything that happens in this
21:23
space.
21:23
And I'm probably just more acutely aware
21:25
of it because I do a show every
21:27
day.
21:28
Yeah.
21:29
And it gets just brought up a lot.
21:33
And I don't know.
21:36
I just have a hard time with everybody
21:38
piling on over and over and over again
21:42
with all these things.
21:43
And so I just find that...
21:46
Well, as the arbiters of truth.
21:52
Here's the thing,
21:54
is that everybody's going to have
21:55
something to say about it one way or
21:56
another, right?
21:57
And it's mostly because of, number one,
21:59
how our hierarchs handled it in the
22:00
moment,
22:01
which is by not handling it whatsoever.
22:04
Because from the pictures and the stuff
22:06
that I saw,
22:06
they didn't clean up everything until
22:08
after it was all done,
22:10
which is a huge problem.
22:13
sanitary problem,
22:15
like not a good one whatsoever.
22:20
This story needs to be flushed down the
22:21
toilet and forgotten.
22:23
Oh, hey.
22:24
Oh,
22:25
and then the the Instagram post talking
22:29
about we're going to find people who's
22:31
been threatening her and you're going to
22:34
never be able to do a hot rocks
22:36
and whatnot.
22:37
Instead of going, hey, we messed up.
22:40
We handled this terribly and just leave.
22:42
That's all you have to say.
22:43
We're going to be better going forwards.
22:46
If you read the statement,
22:48
it is about threats to her.
22:51
If they were threats, yes,
22:53
you should be banned.
22:54
Nobody should be threatened over an action
22:57
that takes place.
22:58
It wasn't truly her fault.
23:01
High Rock should have stepped in and done
23:02
something about it.
23:04
I would love to see where people were
23:06
actually threatening her.
23:10
We don't have the access to any of
23:13
her DMs.
23:13
We don't have access to any of that.
23:17
And people are shitty.
23:19
Pun intended.
23:19
Pun intended.
23:21
right and it wouldn't surprise me
23:23
necessarily but to come out and say that
23:26
you know it's been it's been so many
23:28
of them that wouldn't what how do they
23:31
even know that they went back in and
23:33
she was like hey people are i don't
23:34
know i shit out all over everything but
23:36
people are you know giving me death
23:37
threats and she's running back to high
23:39
rocks to ask them to do something about
23:41
it they should have done something about
23:42
it in the first place and like wayne's
23:45
saying
23:47
I understand about wanting to win.
23:49
I get that part of it and that
23:50
you're out in front and that you're really
23:53
good at this, whatever.
23:55
And as soon as the shit started running
23:57
all the way down your leg and covered
23:59
your entire right leg, you're done, dude.
24:02
I'm sorry.
24:03
You're done.
24:04
You are.
24:04
Take yourself out at that point.
24:08
And then none of this has to happen
24:09
to begin with.
24:10
Elite athletes are going to push
24:11
themselves through crazy shit that none of
24:13
us can understand.
24:15
Pardon the pun.
24:17
However,
24:19
that is why High Rock should have stepped
24:21
in.
24:22
It's like a football player with a
24:23
concussion who wants to go back in and
24:26
play.
24:27
And the NFL has now stepped in.
24:28
They have spotters that say, hey,
24:30
that guy doesn't look okay.
24:32
He needs to be checked.
24:34
Right?
24:35
And so High Rock's handled this horribly,
24:39
horribly.
24:40
And...
24:42
bigger they get the more these problems
24:44
are going to pop up we had the
24:45
world's problem with uh people um with
24:52
people getting no repped and then
24:55
disqualified and other people winning and
24:58
that was a show from a pr standpoint
25:02
and i think patrick mentioned that they
25:04
need to get somebody in there that handles
25:06
this stuff better because they're not
25:08
handling any of these things well
25:12
I don't disagree with that at all.
25:14
I remember telling one of our group chats,
25:17
I was like,
25:18
who knew that the beginning of the
25:19
downfall of High Rocks,
25:20
all it would take is one skinny chick
25:22
shit all over.
25:22
I don't think that's the beginning.
25:26
But like I said,
25:27
I think Worlds was the beginning of the
25:28
downfall.
25:29
When you can't even implement your rules
25:34
properly to adjudicate the World
25:37
Championships, that's a problem.
25:42
Yeah, and Howie's got a point right here.
25:44
If they stopped it,
25:45
they would have to give thousands of
25:46
people refunds.
25:47
Instead now,
25:48
they're probably going to have to deal
25:49
with legal shit.
25:51
The problem I think that comes in right
25:52
there, Howie,
25:53
is that whatever the rules are in China,
25:56
because that's where it was, right?
25:57
It was in Shanghai.
25:58
So who knows?
26:00
If it was in the States,
26:02
they'd have got served probably a thousand
26:07
times by now.
26:08
Like lawyers would have been all over that
26:10
country.
26:12
But who knows?
26:14
Because it's in Shanghai.
26:16
I have absolutely no idea what the legal
26:18
stuff looks like over there as far as
26:20
that kind of stuff is concerned.
26:22
Especially with a foreign entity coming
26:24
in, putting on an event,
26:26
and it happens to be in Shanghai and
26:28
all this other stuff happens.
26:29
So...
26:31
Who knows what's it going to come to?
26:34
I am personally also over it.
26:36
I happened to be eating breakfast
26:38
yesterday when Hiller's video popped up,
26:40
and I was like, oh, what is this?
26:42
And I had to stop it and finish
26:45
eating so I could actually,
26:46
because it actually had the pictures and
26:48
whatnot on it,
26:49
because I could smell the pictures.
26:55
I do want to answer this.
26:57
This comment, if they stopped it,
27:00
they would have to give thousands of
27:01
people refunds.
27:02
I think if they stopped it,
27:03
they would have to give less refunds.
27:05
By letting it go on,
27:06
she contaminated more and more equipment.
27:11
The minute it happened and they would have
27:13
jumped in and stopped it,
27:15
they could have cleaned that one area and
27:17
been done.
27:18
So from what I saw somebody yesterday,
27:22
I don't remember where it was,
27:23
but they said she was on her second
27:25
kilometer when it started.
27:27
So I was like, is it the very,
27:28
I mean,
27:28
is it the beginning of the race?
27:30
Nip it in the bud.
27:33
Literally.
27:34
Literally.
27:34
Knock it out right there.
27:36
Stop it.
27:38
Seal off that area.
27:39
Clean it up.
27:39
Let her go get herself cleaned up.
27:43
And then let her go to another heat.
27:47
Is that, is that, is that, is that,
27:49
am I being crazy?
27:50
Is that so hard to figure out?
27:52
Like I am not a smart man by
27:54
any stretch of the imagination.
27:56
I am blessed with an almost ridiculous
28:00
amount of common sense as it turns out.
28:03
And it seems like that had been a
28:04
real easy thing to do because I'm sure
28:06
it was spotted as soon as it happened.
28:10
Hey,
28:10
is that shit running down that chick's
28:11
leg?
28:14
Well,
28:14
you would have to think a judge in
28:16
that area would have seen it immediately
28:18
or smelled it.
28:20
Both.
28:22
Thanks, Ortega.
28:27
It's fantastic, Vicky.
28:30
Clock says,
28:30
I'm surprised you can say shit on YouTube.
28:32
I've had comments censored off live chat
28:34
with the word.
28:36
It's all how you have your settings in
28:37
YouTube.
28:38
There's nothing in my YouTube channel that
28:41
says you can't say shit.
28:51
She didn't give two shits about her
28:53
competitors.
28:54
I'll be here all day.
28:55
Dippy bartenders, folks.
28:56
Marissa's here all day.
29:00
I'm guessing the staff was in the back
29:02
doing rock, paper, scissors.
29:07
Not it.
29:08
Not it.
29:11
Rochambeau, baby.
29:12
Rochambeau.
29:14
Oh, anyway.
29:15
Yeah, I'm over it.
29:16
I really am.
29:17
I don't want to hear about it again.
29:19
For me,
29:20
that's just another reason why I'm not
29:22
signing up for a High Rocks.
29:25
You're afraid someone's going to shit in
29:26
front of you?
29:29
After seeing that and the way it was
29:31
handled, or not handled, I would say,
29:35
why would I want to sign up for
29:36
one?
29:39
They're just getting,
29:41
they grew so fast trying to,
29:44
it happens to every business, right?
29:47
These small businesses that jump to medium
29:49
businesses that jump to large businesses,
29:52
the uptake to get equipped for all of
29:55
that is so hard.
29:58
And they grew so fast.
30:00
And I think that's what happened to like
30:01
Spartan Race and Tough Mudders and all of
30:04
those things.
30:05
They grew so fast and then they couldn't,
30:09
like when I first did a Tough Mudder
30:11
everybody got it got timed by the last
30:15
tough or by the last um Warrior Dash
30:19
I did they didn't even time everybody you
30:21
got to select if you wanted to be
30:22
timed right because there were so many
30:25
people they couldn't like configure it
30:27
enough which is silly and if you're not
30:32
going to time it why do it right
30:34
right like
30:40
Scott,
30:41
this gives a new definition to the word
30:42
mutter.
30:45
She was tough mutton, all right.
30:48
He was tough mutton, all right.
30:51
Ortega,
30:52
you'd never know if someone shit
30:53
themselves in a Spartan or...
30:55
A Tough Mudder or...
30:57
I got news for you.
30:58
The Tough Mudder I did,
30:59
we went through a literal mud pit.
31:03
Great.
31:04
I was standing in mud up to my,
31:06
basically over my knees.
31:08
And you would have known,
31:09
like somebody could have peed, pooped,
31:10
whatever.
31:11
Yeah, you'd never know.
31:17
You could predict it.
31:19
It happens in marathons.
31:21
It happens in triathlons.
31:22
It happens all the time in those endurance
31:25
races.
31:27
So, and not usually,
31:30
not usually two kilometers in,
31:31
but still you're,
31:33
you're talking about a woman who is one
31:35
of the best in the world at high
31:37
rocks.
31:38
She needs to qualify for worlds.
31:40
She probably woke up not feeling well and
31:42
said, Hey,
31:42
I got to give it a shot.
31:43
This is my opportunity to make worlds.
31:47
And she just pushed through and whoever
31:52
came after paid the price.
31:57
Which was everybody because she won.
32:00
Anyway, moving right along.
32:04
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32:07
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33:00
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33:05
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33:06
Yeah, it's ninety one degrees outside.
33:08
It's still summertime here.
33:12
I do like this comment.
33:14
She was playing Mario Kart in front of
33:15
her competitors.
33:18
Much rather she had used a banana instead
33:20
of... Hey,
33:25
you know that guy I talked about in
33:26
our open?
33:27
there's that dude you know the guy that
33:30
you know you watch sports and and they
33:33
have to talk shit all the time and
33:35
and even when their team loses and your
33:37
team wins they find some way to to
33:40
try to dog you but when you're sitting
33:43
one and oh and they're sitting on one
33:44
it's really easy just to ignore it you
33:48
know that guy i do that guy yeah
33:54
I do know that guy.
33:55
To be fair,
33:56
he's not happy with his team.
33:59
He's quite unhappy with his team.
34:05
I'm unhappy as well, mostly with the refs.
34:09
I have not watched a Saints game
34:12
like on purpose, in quite some time.
34:15
Yesterday, get back from church,
34:17
finish watching Manchester United,
34:19
put on the Saints game,
34:20
and I was literally putting it on just
34:22
in time to find out that as long
34:24
as you intend to throw a forward pass,
34:28
you're good.
34:29
It's just going to be a fumble,
34:31
just as long as that's your intent.
34:33
I don't know how many quarterbacks have,
34:35
like there have been historically,
34:38
in the NFL,
34:40
like from the time the NFL started until,
34:42
you know, right here today,
34:44
September fourteenth, twenty twenty six.
34:46
I'm assuming it's been a lot and I'm
34:48
going to go ahead and go out on
34:49
a limb and say probably all of them
34:50
intend to throw.
34:53
A forward pass.
34:55
I mean, you can assume that,
34:57
but I always assume that you win a
34:59
game if you have more points than the
35:00
other team and the clock has run out.
35:03
Yeah, well,
35:03
we also find out that that is not
35:06
always the case.
35:09
We also found out that.
35:12
That's a fair point.
35:14
No, I didn't even think about that.
35:15
I'm glad you said that because that was
35:17
an absolute fair point.
35:18
Yes, Ramirez, he showed capacity.
35:24
We have to remember, too,
35:25
it's week one for the refs.
35:27
Oh, thank God.
35:30
Thank you, Andrew Sten.
35:32
Mike Pereira should be fired for that
35:34
explanation.
35:35
Absolutely.
35:36
Well, he intended to throw a forward pass.
35:39
Okay,
35:41
that's a viable explanation if it's peewee
35:44
football and it's five-year-olds that are
35:47
out there about to throw the ball.
35:49
Not professionals at the highest level of
35:52
the sport.
35:54
Come on.
35:56
Yeah, dude.
35:57
The reffing yesterday was a – and I
35:59
will – Jeremy and I have had our
36:03
shit-talking moments.
36:04
Sure.
36:05
The Packers got jobbed yesterday,
36:07
like real bad.
36:08
Yeah.
36:10
Like, real bad.
36:11
And I hate the Packers.
36:12
So I enjoyed them getting jobbed.
36:15
I'm not going to lie.
36:15
Right.
36:16
But they got jobbed.
36:18
But I want to tell you, like,
36:20
the Saints looked good yesterday.
36:22
Tyler Shuck looks like a dude.
36:24
Four hundred and ten yards.
36:26
And the fact that their coach went for
36:29
the win in overtime instead of the tie,
36:32
I applaud every time.
36:34
And look, you know,
36:37
obviously I get a lot of Saints stuff
36:38
come through my feed and whatnot and on
36:40
threads and wherever else.
36:42
And the vast majority, I mean,
36:44
a lot of people just absolutely incensed
36:47
about the intended to throw a forward pass
36:49
thing.
36:50
But even with the loss in overtime,
36:53
the fact that we came back,
36:55
Chuck didn't play a preseason game.
36:57
You know that?
37:01
Yeah.
37:01
Like, none.
37:01
A lot of quarterbacks don't.
37:03
Yeah.
37:03
So, his actual first game of the season,
37:07
right, made this ridiculous comeback.
37:09
Throws for four hundred and ten yards.
37:10
People are, you know,
37:11
the general vibe around the Saints
37:13
community, if you will, such as it were,
37:16
is positive because we look damn good.
37:19
We haven't looked that good in quite some
37:21
time.
37:21
So, I'm excited, man.
37:23
Yeah.
37:24
And that's a high-powered offense.
37:26
So, giving up points, I get it.
37:28
But to hang...
37:31
Yeah, I don't know.
37:32
But if the Saints scored, what,
37:34
thirty seven on the Lions,
37:36
I don't know what the Bears are going
37:37
to do.
37:38
We might put up eighty entirely possible
37:42
after fifty nine points yesterday.
37:44
I I was watching a Bears podcast this
37:47
morning and someone called and said,
37:49
I didn't even know we were allowed to
37:50
score that many points.
37:53
I understand, dude.
37:55
I understand.
37:56
It hasn't been like that in New Orleans
37:57
in quite some time,
37:58
so I feel how that is.
38:01
I used to have a meme somewhere that's
38:03
a picture of when Drew Brees was still
38:05
in his heyday.
38:06
There's Drew Brees and just a button down
38:09
with a tie,
38:10
blue button down with a tie,
38:11
and it said,
38:11
it's only business when I drop forty
38:13
points on you.
38:15
Sorry.
38:16
We haven't had that kind of vibe down
38:17
here, like I said, since well before,
38:19
since before he retired.
38:20
So,
38:22
the bears have been around since i don't
38:26
know if we've ever had a performance like
38:27
we had yesterday offensively and second i
38:31
am the guy that's watched them i remember
38:34
the days where if we crossed midfield it
38:35
was success oh yeah like it's been that
38:40
bad absolutely absolutely and so yeah i
38:46
was enjoying every bit of yesterday every
38:49
bit
38:51
But yeah, I had a great sports day.
38:53
Lando finished on the podium,
38:54
even though he got jobbed.
38:56
Clara Clarissian.
39:00
No, not Lando Norris.
39:02
Here's the thing.
39:02
I was there last night from when y'all
39:04
were talking about that.
39:05
And as soon as I,
39:06
as soon as we got down to this
39:07
portion of today and I like, oh,
39:09
he's going to talk about Lando again.
39:10
I was like,
39:11
that's the only Lando I really know is
39:12
Lando Clarissian.
39:13
So,
39:15
which he would probably end up on a
39:16
podium too,
39:16
because technically the Millennium Falcon,
39:19
which is the fastest ship in the galaxy
39:21
was his.
39:25
By hook or crook.
39:27
I got to tie all that shit together.
39:29
It's fine.
39:37
Packers had Wentz looking like it was two
39:39
thousand seventeen again.
39:42
Yeah.
39:44
Yeah.
39:45
No, Jeremy.
39:46
The answer is no.
39:47
Jeremy,
39:47
you have a sports show to do tomorrow.
39:51
Or we'd never get to talk football.
39:52
Yeah.
39:55
And, oh,
39:58
apparently Papa Birch took second place in
40:01
that liftoff competition that he did.
40:04
Yay, Papa Birch.
40:05
Good old Papa Birch.
40:07
That dude is strong, man.
40:10
He is.
40:11
He's got that old man country strong
40:13
strength.
40:13
Yeah.
40:14
Yeah.
40:18
That actually looked... Vicky,
40:20
is that an actual picture you took?
40:24
That looks like his hat that he wears
40:26
pretty often.
40:26
Yeah.
40:30
I think she grabbed that from Instagram,
40:33
I'm guessing, because that looks legit.
40:36
Yeah, it looks like him.
40:40
Um,
40:41
it was a great sports week and hook
40:43
them horns.
40:44
I got to tell you,
40:44
living in Columbus and these,
40:46
I was about to ask Buckeye fans to
40:49
deal with every day.
40:51
Oh my gosh.
40:52
It,
40:53
the fact that they got their ass handed
40:55
to them after being up so big and
40:57
Arch Manning making the comeback,
40:59
my wife and I were cheering.
41:05
Yes.
41:05
Oh, we'll get one week of peace.
41:07
Yeah.
41:07
Uh,
41:10
all the stuff flying around about their
41:11
coach,
41:12
just like getting a lead and then just
41:15
sit on this and start like going extremely
41:18
conservative play calling.
41:20
And like, we don't have,
41:20
we got the opposite of that going on
41:22
down here.
41:22
Cause Lane Kiffin is brick on the gas
41:26
pedal until I see a checkered flag or
41:27
meet Jesus one or two.
41:29
Like we're going to score as many points.
41:30
You can talk all that smack you want.
41:32
They did not look good in the first
41:33
half.
41:34
this week.
41:35
No, here's the thing.
41:36
So I was talking to my,
41:37
one of my friends about this yesterday,
41:38
um, at the gym is that,
41:41
and I had to,
41:41
I had to go back and,
41:42
and I want to hear no excuses about
41:44
letdowns or any of that shit.
41:46
No, not at all.
41:47
Okay.
41:48
Um,
41:49
I think that,
41:51
so if you go back and look,
41:52
our play calling looked terrible.
41:55
We ran, let's run up the middle,
41:57
and we're going to run up the middle
41:58
again.
41:58
We're going to run up the middle again.
41:59
It looked like Les Miles was calling plays
42:01
from whenever he was a coach back forever
42:04
ago.
42:05
And I think that was at least partially,
42:09
let's try some stuff out.
42:11
Because we didn't do that last week,
42:12
right?
42:13
We moved the ball around, right side,
42:15
left side, outside, inside.
42:16
Like,
42:17
there's a whole lot of that going on.
42:18
And partially,
42:20
trying to add that stuff out,
42:21
and partially is not giving Ole Miss a
42:25
whole lot of film to look at this
42:27
week.
42:27
Because we literally ran off-tackle,
42:31
off-tackle right, off-tackle left,
42:32
off-tackle right, off-tackle left, punt.
42:35
Like,
42:35
there was a whole lot of that going
42:37
on,
42:37
and that's not Lane Kiffin's freaking game
42:39
plan.
42:40
And then towards the end of the game,
42:42
by the time they got worn down –
42:44
and, look, credit to La Tech.
42:47
They have a fantastic defense.
42:49
Like, their defense is for real.
42:51
I don't give a damn what anybody says.
42:52
If you watched that game the other night,
42:55
we could barely run the ball whatsoever
42:56
where we ran the shit out of it
42:58
the week before that.
42:59
Yeah.
43:03
Trying to work out and follow this chat
43:05
is multitasking at its most challenging.
43:11
Hey,
43:12
you only get better by doing hard things,
43:14
Fergie.
43:15
I've heard that somewhere.
43:16
I'm not trying to remember where it was.
43:20
Wayne, to be honest,
43:21
Manning didn't look good most of the game.
43:23
You know what matters, Wayne?
43:25
When the clock hits zero or zero plus
43:28
one,
43:30
If you have more points than the other
43:32
team, that's all that matters.
43:34
I know Jeremy thinks otherwise,
43:37
but really in sports,
43:38
if you have more points than the other
43:40
team at the end of the game,
43:44
that's all that matters.
43:46
Unless you're Michigan.
43:49
That's why I said zero plus one.
43:52
Unless you're Michigan.
43:53
If you're Michigan,
43:53
as long as you're tied at the very
43:55
least, once the clock ends,
43:58
then you can probably still win.
44:00
And for KDL, that's sports.
44:05
That's just sports.
44:07
That's just sports.
44:10
Oh, poor Westerners again.
44:11
I still feel bad at them.
44:13
Somebody said, Jeremy said,
44:15
Michigan beating Oklahoma doesn't make any
44:17
sense.
44:17
I don't know if you ever paid attention
44:18
to Oklahoma football,
44:19
but that makes perfect fucking sense.
44:23
I don't know if you've watched the Oregon
44:25
game, but getting beat by Oklahoma State,
44:28
who had a twelve game losing streak,
44:30
comes to your house.
44:33
You're a top five team and you get
44:35
your ass handed to you.
44:38
Not just, not just beat.
44:39
They got, they got whooped.
44:40
Yeah.
44:41
So, um,
44:45
We got back from the five K and
44:46
hung out for a little bit when me
44:48
and Jennifer went running to the grocery
44:49
store and stopped and brought Brody
44:51
because their car wash he works at is
44:53
right there.
44:54
Stopped and brought Brody some food and he
44:56
walks up to grab his food and he
44:57
sticks his head in one of the looks
44:58
at me goes,
45:00
a team that should not be beating Oregon
45:04
is currently beating the dog shit.
45:07
It's the first time in history that a
45:10
team with a losing streak that long beat
45:13
a top five team.
45:14
Yeah.
45:17
Again, proving that,
45:18
and I've said this for a while, yeah,
45:20
Phil Knight's house.
45:21
Yeah.
45:22
Correction, Phil Knight's house,
45:24
not Oregon.
45:24
Somebody said on,
45:26
I don't know if I saw it on
45:27
threads or whatever, it was like, luckily,
45:31
Oregon still has eight point seven million
45:34
jersey combinations that they can choose
45:36
from for the rest of the season,
45:40
because clearly that's what really matters
45:41
and not, you know,
45:42
actually winning football games.
45:44
So can I talk about jersey,
45:46
the jersey combination crap, please?
45:49
So I know that like people do it
45:51
so they can sell more.
45:53
Right.
45:53
Well,
45:53
I have this one and now I can
45:55
buy this one and now I can buy
45:56
this one.
45:57
yep i've been a penn state fan since
45:59
the day i was born they have not
46:01
changed their uniforms one time in the
46:05
history of me watching them and i love
46:08
that i love that in this day where
46:10
everybody has eighteen different uniform
46:12
combinations that we have white pants and
46:17
either blue or white jerseys and a white
46:20
helmet it just is what it is
46:23
It'd be like if Alabama changed their
46:26
uniforms.
46:26
It just doesn't make sense.
46:29
That's never going to happen.
46:32
Right.
46:33
There are certain schools that...
46:35
And Notre Dame's starting to flirt with
46:37
that.
46:38
It's stupid.
46:39
You've been around for so long as the
46:43
gold helmet,
46:43
the blue shirt with the white letters.
46:45
They added gold sparkly numbers the other
46:48
day.
46:48
Like...
46:51
Like your daughters be dazzled the Jersey
46:53
for you.
46:58
Oh, no.
47:00
Like I get, I just,
47:02
I'm picturing the Notre Dame organization
47:04
sending out an email to all of the,
47:05
uh,
47:06
to all of the parents of the players
47:08
and whatnot and be like all wives and
47:10
daughters.
47:11
And we're,
47:12
we're inviting everybody to come by,
47:14
be dazzled some jerseys for us.
47:19
Please.
47:21
So for me,
47:23
to have those schools that just stay
47:25
steady with that jersey,
47:27
I respect that so much more.
47:29
Dude, we've done it before.
47:31
It drives me bananas.
47:32
All of a sudden,
47:34
LSU shows up with an actual gold-colored
47:37
helmet.
47:41
Those sequins will mess you up.
47:42
Don't want to tackle those.
47:46
Why is he bleeding?
47:49
Looks like the defensive tackle for
47:51
Alabama is coming off the field with blood
47:54
on his hand.
47:54
We're on it, Fergie.
47:56
That's going to be the first variation.
47:58
We're going to bedazzle the logo.
48:01
But that'll be a premium jersey,
48:03
so that'll be like double the price,
48:05
just so you know.
48:05
It's going to cost a little bit more.
48:07
It's just more time and effort going into
48:09
it.
48:10
But yeah, LSU's done it.
48:11
So LSU's colors are purple and gold.
48:13
But if you go look at our gold,
48:15
it's yellow, okay?
48:17
Everybody knows that.
48:17
It's not a secret.
48:19
It's like a couple of years ago,
48:21
they were going to do some, you know,
48:24
whatever you want to call it,
48:25
special Jersey night or whatever.
48:26
And they had actual gold colored helmets,
48:29
like look kind of like Notre Dame's.
48:30
And when I tell you they were looked
48:32
terrible, it just looked bad.
48:36
Like why, why, why?
48:37
Let's not do that.
48:38
Let's not do that.
48:40
It's a yellow helmet.
48:41
It's got LSU and a tiger on it.
48:43
Done.
48:44
Moving right along.
48:46
Can I tell you the thing that made
48:48
me laugh the most this weekend in college
48:49
football?
48:50
Please.
48:51
So you know what the colors of Michigan
48:53
are?
48:54
Unfortunately, yes.
48:56
Do you know the official names?
48:58
Oh, no.
49:00
So it's maize and blue.
49:03
Oh, it's maize and blue.
49:05
Maize and blue.
49:06
Forgive me.
49:06
So there were people in the crowd dressed
49:11
as corn.
49:11
Yeah.
49:17
And then all I could think about is
49:19
Rob Schneider from Grown Ups going, Mace,
49:22
Mace, Mace.
49:25
Gosh darn.
49:28
It's maize and blue,
49:29
so let's dress up like,
49:30
you know what we should do is dress
49:31
up like corn before we get out there
49:33
on the floor.
49:34
We're going to dress up like maize.
49:36
Maize.
49:38
That is just silly.
49:39
Oh, my word, that is silly.
49:42
I literally laughed so hard when I saw
49:45
them dressed.
49:46
Like, you see that at Nebraska, right?
49:48
That makes sense, the corn huskers?
49:50
The corn huskers, yeah.
49:53
But to dress up as maize.
49:57
Because, you know, Michigan,
49:58
that's what they're mostly known for is
50:01
their corn production.
50:02
Jesus Christ.
50:12
Oh, man.
50:15
That was right up there with the game
50:17
day signs.
50:18
Yeah.
50:19
Oh, absolutely.
50:19
Absolutely.
50:20
Yeah.
50:22
We're going to be on game day a
50:24
second time this season.
50:27
You're on this week?
50:28
I'm almost positive they're at Ole Miss
50:30
this week, yeah.
50:33
I could be wrong,
50:33
but I'm ninety-nine percent sure.
50:37
There you go, Fergie.
50:39
That's not the right price, though.
50:41
No, no, no.
50:42
That's an updated picture,
50:44
but not updated price.
50:46
Yeah,
50:46
we're still in negotiation with the
50:48
laborers on the bedazzling.
50:52
But if you want a regular plain one,
50:54
still available.
50:55
Yeah.
50:55
For week three of twenty twenty six
50:57
college football season,
50:58
LSU ESPN's college game day is heading to
51:00
Oxford,
51:01
Mississippi for a matchup between LSU.
51:03
Can I just say I feel so bad
51:06
for the game day crew.
51:08
They have been in Louisiana,
51:10
Texas and Mississippi.
51:13
Yeah.
51:13
Hot as hell, dude.
51:15
Sweating it out the entire time.
51:17
Pat McAfee has so much water running off
51:19
of his head every week.
51:24
That is crazy.
51:25
They're probably like,
51:26
can't we go to Minnesota?
51:28
Yeah,
51:28
anywhere that's not a hundred degrees.
51:32
They kept talking about it Saturday night,
51:34
like during the game, about, oh, you know,
51:36
it's hot out there.
51:37
Oh, it's hot out there.
51:37
It's hot out there.
51:38
I remember thinking, like,
51:40
it really wasn't that hot this afternoon.
51:42
Like, as I went outside at some point,
51:45
no one looked at it.
51:45
It was still eighty seven degrees at like
51:48
seven thirty.
51:49
And I was like, oh, yeah,
51:50
I guess it is kind of warm still.
51:51
Yeah, no big deal.
51:55
But they were playing La Tech.
51:56
La Tech knew it was hot.
51:58
That'd be a tough gig, man.
52:00
That year that it got really hot at
52:01
the games and we were in the media
52:03
pit,
52:05
you could only stand a couple heats at
52:08
North Park.
52:09
And then you had to run for shade,
52:11
run for liquid, because it was bad.
52:15
Like this past week, for sure,
52:18
there wasn't any kind of breeze blowing.
52:20
We did a five K Saturday morning for
52:23
the Travis Mannion foundation.
52:24
I love it.
52:25
Heroes run.
52:26
And the three,
52:28
four days before that at like,
52:29
cause they didn't start to eight, eight,
52:31
three in the morning,
52:31
but it had been low eighties.
52:34
It was kind of nice.
52:35
It'd been kind of overcast Saturday
52:36
morning.
52:38
Ninety degrees, bright sunshine,
52:40
not a cloud in the sky, dude.
52:42
No breeze, nothing.
52:45
Like, it was miserable, dude.
52:48
I literally took my shirt and, like,
52:50
wrung it out afterwards because it was
52:52
just so miserable.
52:53
And I was like,
52:54
that probably carried on through the rest
52:55
of the day.
52:56
And then they got out there on the
52:56
football field.
52:57
Yay!
52:59
Yeah, there you go.
53:00
Amanda says it was one-sixteen on the
53:02
field in Texas.
53:02
Yeah.
53:02
Yeah.
53:06
I was one twenty four at the Bears
53:07
game yesterday.
53:10
People keep saying, oh, it's fall.
53:12
Nope, it's not fall.
53:15
It's September.
53:17
It's that doesn't mean it's fall down
53:19
here.
53:20
I clearly remember sweating it out on
53:24
Halloween,
53:25
like going trick or treating and got a
53:27
costume on and just.
53:30
Covered in sweat by the time I get
53:31
home.
53:31
Now,
53:32
we've also had some where it was kind
53:34
of sort of nice.
53:35
Not really.
53:36
Not that hot, but yeah.
53:40
Halloween in Ohio can either be ninety or
53:43
snowing.
53:44
Yeah.
53:45
You just never know.
53:46
It's a complete flip of the coin.
53:48
But you know where I'm going to be
53:49
the night before Halloween this year?
53:51
I'm going to be at Rocky in concert.
53:54
Oh,
53:54
the thing you were talking about where
53:55
they play the score?
53:57
Yeah.
53:57
Yeah,
53:57
the symphony plays the score while the
53:59
movie's playing.
54:00
Carolyn got, like,
54:02
she was aggressive talking about their
54:04
soundtrack, and you were like, no, no, no,
54:06
they're not playing.
54:06
No, not Rocky IV.
54:09
They're not playing Rocky IV stuff.
54:11
It's Rocky I.
54:13
But there's just going to be a symphony
54:14
going on.
54:15
The real Rocky.
54:16
Yeah, the original.
54:17
Yeah.
54:18
you know like that like in your chest
54:25
while the movie's going on it'd be like
54:27
going to see uh chariots of fire and
54:29
them actually playing chariots of fire
54:30
live while you were there or like star
54:33
wars like with the score from star i've
54:36
heard that's a thing the star wars thing
54:39
where they actually play like you can go
54:41
watch it at an amphitheater and there'll
54:42
be a live uh there you go i
54:45
watched harry potter like that
54:47
Even like Avengers,
54:48
you don't realize the score that's behind
54:52
the Avengers movie.
54:53
Jameson, my daughter,
54:54
recognizes the Avengers theme now.
54:57
If it plays briefly during another thing
55:01
or if it's on a trailer for something,
55:03
she's like, Daddy,
55:04
it's the Avengers music.
55:06
I know better.
55:08
Or take a watch Star Wars that way
55:09
too.
55:09
It was dope.
55:11
I bet.
55:12
I like that kind of stuff.
55:14
It adds to it.
55:15
It would add to it for me.
55:18
Jaws in concert would be intense.
55:20
Just... That would be outstanding.
55:29
Jack Black's character in The Holiday
55:31
talks about that two chords of music
55:36
completely set the emotional tone of that
55:40
entire movie.
55:40
Oh, Lord, yeah.
55:42
Two chords.
55:44
Yeah.
55:44
Jameson wanted to watch The Devil in the
55:46
Night.
55:48
I forgot what something she saw something.
55:50
Daddy, can we watch Jaws?
55:51
No.
55:52
No.
55:56
Here's the thing.
55:57
It's not because I don't want to,
55:59
but your little eight-year-old ass is not
56:00
going to sleep tonight.
56:01
Right.
56:03
That means you're not going to sleep
56:05
tonight either because you're going to be
56:06
in my bedroom five different times.
56:09
Daddy, I was having bad thoughts.
56:11
Is it about a giant shark?
56:12
I bet you that's what it's about.
56:13
I bet you that's what you had bad
56:14
thoughts about.
56:17
You know,
56:17
I thought the movie that was more
56:19
terrifying to me was Piranha.
56:26
Piranha scared the shit out of me as
56:27
a kid.
56:28
I don't know why.
56:29
Shh.
56:32
oh you know there's a mystery science
56:33
theater three thousand episode about about
56:35
piranha i i i need to see it
56:38
right because i know it's bad but when
56:40
i was a kid like i was terrified
56:42
well yeah because there's bodies of water
56:44
everywhere and like sharks live in the
56:46
ocean that's one thing but like piranha
56:49
could be anywhere it might be piranha in
56:50
this pool i don't even know that's
56:54
fantastic yeah snakes on a plane yeah if
56:57
there was a snake on a plane this
56:58
guy ain't ever getting on
57:05
I'm tired of all these goddamn snakes.
57:06
Nothing was as scary as a kid as
57:09
E.T.
57:09
E.T.
57:09
did not scare me.
57:10
I was like twelve when that came out,
57:12
so I wasn't like a kid kid.
57:14
I was six.
57:17
My mom brought me to see it.
57:18
I'll never forget.
57:19
I was crying my eyes out because E.T.
57:22
left, right?
57:23
He actually went home and I was boohooing
57:26
and bawling.
57:27
And as we're going out to theater,
57:29
I asked my mom,
57:29
will we go see it again?
57:32
Yeah,
57:32
my daughter boohooed and bawled at the end
57:34
when he went home.
57:35
We had to restart the DVD to bring
57:37
him back.
57:38
Oh, yeah, he's back.
57:40
Yeah, we got him back.
57:41
We got him back.
57:42
Everything's good.
57:44
The tricks you play on kids.
57:46
Oh, yeah.
57:47
Look, baby, no, he's back.
57:48
It's okay.
57:48
Let's go to bed right now while he's
57:50
still back.
57:50
He came back to see the kids.
57:52
Look, see?
57:52
Fine.
57:54
Got him some more Reese's Pieces.
57:56
Everything's good to go.
58:00
All right.
58:00
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58:01
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58:05
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