Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #629 3 Plates Tommy
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What is up?
- 0:00Speaker 2: And welcome back to another episode here that we don't
- 0:03Speaker 2: smoke the same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for
- 0:06Speaker 2: patiently waiting. Yeah, we're still in character because we got
- 0:10Speaker 2: some content coming up for you guys, so just look
- 0:13Speaker 2: forward to that and we hope you enjoy the fact
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- 1:01Speaker 2: And uh, before I continue, let me introduce my cast
- 1:04Speaker 2: and my co host, What is going on?
- 1:07Speaker 1: Not Tommy Chong what's going on?
- 1:09Speaker 3: X G tough dog over here, trying not to burn
- 1:11Speaker 3: this fucking wig or her of mine. It's hard being
- 1:15Speaker 3: a girl, not Evenna Liear or whatever this.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Okay, nobody said about you being a girl. Okay, What
- 1:19Speaker 2: I meant by that is this fucking thing is hard
- 1:21Speaker 2: to deal with.
- 1:22Speaker 1: I try to like do this. I had Tommy help me.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I try to Christians always complaining, bro I try to
- 1:27Speaker 1: comb this thing. You're good. I can't imagine having this
- 1:31Speaker 1: ship on the day, bro ye. Also, what is it?
- 1:35Speaker 2: Returning all the way from Canada and ready to go
- 1:37Speaker 2: to India? The Grooby Man himself fanz not fanz?
- 1:42Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:43Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:43Speaker 1: Nitty? What's going on? Niddy gay on that bench? Check
- 1:46Speaker 1: out on as you already know what it is. It's
- 1:50Speaker 1: the number one Mexican podcast in the world. Here, happy
- 1:53Speaker 1: to be here. Thank you for coming, Going to have
- 1:56Speaker 1: fun because after the show I'm going to hell. Yeah.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Thank you Ray for running the boards as usual. Morney
- 2:06Speaker 2: shot films Morning Real Podcast. And I know chick Lits
- 2:09Speaker 2: was on the flyer, but he's always here because we're
- 2:11Speaker 2: always smoking chick lits. What is it over here? And
- 2:14Speaker 2: he's a sponsor, But what is it? Hommy was doing
- 2:17Speaker 2: some content with us. We were his concrete for the day.
- 2:21Speaker 5: What is it?
- 2:23Speaker 2: And uh he managed to be stayed here and uh,
- 2:26Speaker 2: let's welcome back three place, Tommy, ye.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Yo, Sammy Pedro diak.
- 2:40Speaker 6: Second yaas you see stas start three stay yeah, see hey,
- 2:54Speaker 6: maybe I sucking.
- 3:00Speaker 1: You know I gonna see him. Look at Kieto, eat
- 3:05Speaker 1: me pa? What's up? Everybody else? What it is? Because
- 3:20Speaker 1: you gotta get tell me right, you gotta get here.
- 3:24Speaker 4: We did the skins, we got you know, we're getting
- 3:29Speaker 4: this ship ready for the Comedy Store for twenty. It's
- 3:32Speaker 4: I'm pumped up, dog. I did the word backwards the
- 3:35Speaker 4: whole way in It's going down.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I hooked me up with something from the evidence room.
- 3:44Speaker 1: I say, he's here. Well, you could never let me
- 3:48Speaker 1: be a cop food.
- 3:49Speaker 2: I'd be that cop where I'd be like, well the
- 3:50Speaker 2: homies doing the podcast, me pull your uniform?
- 3:54Speaker 1: Hey yeah, bro, dog, I'd be like that comment in
- 3:58Speaker 1: Super Bad Food Dog.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I mean you know when they burned the car, I'd
- 4:03Speaker 2: be like four fucking gang bangers thtrole the car and
- 4:06Speaker 2: set it on fire.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Do you believe that ship on MLK Street. Yeah, you
- 4:14Speaker 1: arrest so many people?
- 4:17Speaker 5: Would you would plan so much evidence so that and
- 4:19Speaker 5: you would always turn off his camp one hundred percent reception.
- 4:24Speaker 2: It was bad reception, Captain, no test, damn no dash
- 4:27Speaker 2: cam dog. Sometimes this listen, bro, you know what, you
- 4:30Speaker 2: know what fools used to be, like cops and firefighters
- 4:32Speaker 2: and fools were heroes before. It is because they were
- 4:34Speaker 2: allowed to take risks. Sometimes the cameras the decision you
- 4:38Speaker 2: had to make wasn't in the booklet you know what
- 4:40Speaker 2: I mean. Like sometimes you're just like, I don't know
- 4:42Speaker 2: if I want to ask for consentive I'm saving the
- 4:44Speaker 2: lady from the burning building, you know, trying to say, yeah, bro, you.
- 4:49Speaker 3: Want to know why they can turn the cam off
- 4:52Speaker 3: shoot a black guy, I mean guy or that that's
- 4:55Speaker 3: what they use it for.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Because I asked the same question.
- 4:57Speaker 3: I was like, why can they turn off it because
- 4:59Speaker 3: when they have to go which makes sense, but obviously that.
- 5:03Speaker 2: I mean like, oh I have to I have to
- 5:05Speaker 2: go pee right now, And for the chat room is
- 5:09Speaker 2: literally shout out to everybody in the chat room. But
- 5:10Speaker 2: the chat room is killing me. And you know what,
- 5:13Speaker 2: you think your slick because you think you're the first
- 5:14Speaker 2: ones to think about it. I was gonna arrest be
- 5:16Speaker 2: Real what he was doing the DJ set, and then
- 5:19Speaker 2: be Real said, oh, ship is Eric Cartman?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Eric Carton trying to be a cop? Yeah
- 5:32Speaker 1: is the respect by authority? You know what?
- 5:34Speaker 2: I could be Eric Carbon for Halloween though, now that
- 5:36Speaker 2: I think about it, though, like respect my authority getting
- 5:38Speaker 2: a little tricycle.
- 5:40Speaker 1: You got that Beaber hair. It looked good on you,
- 5:42Speaker 1: that Beaber hair, And.
- 5:45Speaker 4: I couldn't even tell I thought it was really you.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I was like that, that's his hair, right?
- 5:50Speaker 1: You think I grew and I like the food the
- 5:51Speaker 1: little Plato figures? Yeah, yeah, what do you think? You
- 6:00Speaker 1: think I grew out like belly Rico fu? Like what
- 6:02Speaker 1: the do you ever watched a snowfall? Yeah? It looks
- 6:06Speaker 1: like also the hair and everything.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know about that one, but the
- 6:12Speaker 2: mustache does give me that feel from that. Who's that
- 6:15Speaker 2: food with the bloody blood out? That's like, yeah, magic.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Like spider looking man? Yeah, how me be knowing? Hey?
- 6:29Speaker 1: What about Hey? Did you just know he just watched
- 6:31Speaker 1: bloody blood Out for the first time in his life? Dog?
- 6:34Speaker 1: Come on, just get around the cloud. That we got
- 6:39Speaker 1: in the war. It's not do you just watch the movie?
- 6:41Speaker 1: We don't got to give a round of applause. Yeah
- 6:48Speaker 1: about game.
- 6:49Speaker 5: But the best thing I've ever made right that movie,
- 6:52Speaker 5: say our people to jail.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Because of that movie, shut and sit there and like
- 6:56Speaker 1: man running a p for a cup of coffee in
- 6:58Speaker 1: the snort of Coca.
- 7:01Speaker 7: Ship, send people to jail and blood you were you
- 7:04Speaker 7: kind of tripping on that movie the whole time.
- 7:07Speaker 1: I was like, this is the worst acting I've ever
- 7:09Speaker 1: seen in my life. But it was so good. They
- 7:11Speaker 1: should have won Oscar, So it should it should.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Okay, you're gonna tell me. Look, they all played different
- 7:19Speaker 4: years of their lives and it was the same.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Dude, and they were good at it.
- 7:23Speaker 4: They were like, pos, you local, you had, you had young,
- 7:27Speaker 4: you had young Crusito, then you had old like heroin
- 7:32Speaker 4: addic Crusito. Then you had like reformed Crucito where he
- 7:35Speaker 4: was each one he looked older and everything make up
- 7:40Speaker 4: the same dude, bro. I guess hey, that's costumes. What
- 7:47Speaker 4: I always tripped out on on that movie was I
- 7:50Speaker 4: was like, why are these foods cool with these other
- 7:53Speaker 4: foods yelling.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Out like hey, I'm trying to like I'm down with it,
- 7:56Speaker 1: Like they're like, are you black baby?
- 7:59Speaker 4: Come up here? This bool been crowed up for a
- 8:01Speaker 4: long time. And I'm like, they're cool with this foode
- 8:05Speaker 4: because they can another food? Can we if you're kicking
- 8:10Speaker 4: it where you're homie being he's on and some food
- 8:13Speaker 4: rolls up and he's like, hey, what's up, hommy? I
- 8:16Speaker 4: want to write like you for a long time in jail, bro,
- 8:21Speaker 4: in jail. Still it's different. I'm gonna be like, hey,
- 8:23Speaker 4: fool reading.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Since I've been a little kid, I've been hearing they've
- 8:27Speaker 1: been doing this. You know what I'm saying. You're telling
- 8:31Speaker 1: me like it's it's just a stereotype. It's what they do, bro,
- 8:34Speaker 1: I know. But I'm just like.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Where foods cool with that? Like like ow and all
- 8:42Speaker 4: those fools that were like like even when that food
- 8:44Speaker 4: was like hey, check this out and he's like, oh
- 8:46Speaker 4: that's nice. He's so was this little ash grap.
- 8:51Speaker 2: That's super was out of bounds, bro, Like he was
- 8:57Speaker 2: hell a out of bounds like these fools are with it.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Then it wasn't just like some ship to be like,
- 9:02Speaker 4: oh you want to get out of the hand. We're
- 9:04Speaker 4: gonna do this ship to you, like show you a lesson,
- 9:06Speaker 4: like maybe did this ship like they're weirdos for that.
- 9:10Speaker 1: They'll be like, we're gonna do that. No, these fools
- 9:12Speaker 1: are like, nah, I don't look like Pringles.
- 9:15Speaker 2: The I think anybody either saying the chapel yo, now
- 9:21Speaker 2: that the chair saying I look like fucking Pringles.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Nog Now that they bring it up, do you do
- 9:26Speaker 1: kind of look like now you look like Pringles, fool?
- 9:30Speaker 1: It looks like hot Chitos movie. Somebody said that. Somebody
- 9:33Speaker 1: said the logo from Thump Records, you kind of look
- 9:36Speaker 1: like Manny Pacao.
- 9:37Speaker 4: Right now, Oh for these hikes, start singing karaoke right now. Fight.
- 9:47Speaker 1: We are going to knock out Mayweather in the first round.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I've been training for a long time.
- 9:51Speaker 4: I take them paying on my paddies. Hey for Philippines,
- 9:56Speaker 4: ain't no joke, of course not. They're like, He's like,
- 9:59Speaker 4: you could be in the Philippines. You can have like
- 10:02Speaker 4: a nice ass gold watch for chilling and you're kicking
- 10:05Speaker 4: it with your.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Arm out of taxi. Someone they chop your arm off.
- 10:09Speaker 4: They're not trying to yank the the wasn't that guy
- 10:12Speaker 4: watched the arm off and run off, and then the
- 10:16Speaker 4: party to Russia.
- 10:16Speaker 1: I got to have your arm. I'm gonna throw the
- 10:19Speaker 1: watch off. He was just in jail, you dog.
- 10:21Speaker 2: I love seeing fools get their consequences. That is, and
- 10:24Speaker 2: in Miami, like they tell them how much I live
- 10:28Speaker 2: for that ship, Miami, dog.
- 10:29Speaker 4: You could be in South Beach or where you know
- 10:31Speaker 4: where all the ship's cracking. Once you step right outside there,
- 10:34Speaker 4: it's like what scarface, You're like, wait a minute, what
- 10:38Speaker 4: the is going on?
- 10:40Speaker 1: Crazy?
- 10:41Speaker 4: And then my homies like, hey, they don't gang bang
- 10:43Speaker 4: out heresy.
- 10:45Speaker 1: They're just poor, bro, so they don't give rob They're like,
- 10:52Speaker 1: I need to eat crazy ship. That's more respect, Like,
- 10:58Speaker 1: don't be like expect not bro, that's even worse respect. Look,
- 11:01Speaker 1: somebody there part of the gang.
- 11:05Speaker 2: You would you rather get robbed by somebody who's just
- 11:07Speaker 2: like trying to come up or somebody who's got nothing
- 11:09Speaker 2: to lose, dog, Like, I'd rather get like, I'd rather
- 11:12Speaker 2: get pickpocketed than to get like somebody.
- 11:16Speaker 5: The guy who you can talk to, the gang guy
- 11:20Speaker 5: is gonna kill you right now.
- 11:22Speaker 1: I'm a ray who kills.
- 11:26Speaker 3: No, I'm just raising I don't when something gets stolen
- 11:29Speaker 3: from me, I don't. You're a fucking piece of ship.
- 11:33Speaker 1: It's not it's not stolen, it's you've gotten robbed. You're stolen, thief.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Stolen is when you're unaware of what's happening. Robbed is
- 11:41Speaker 5: when they take it from you in front of When
- 11:44Speaker 5: someone steals from you, it happens. He needs to clarify
- 11:47Speaker 5: this for the people who enjoy stealing in.
- 11:48Speaker 1: The chat room.
- 11:49Speaker 5: Go ahead, when when you when you get stolen from
- 11:52Speaker 5: it's from when someone does it behind your back, when
- 11:54Speaker 5: someone robs you, they do it to your face.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Give it up, Tommy, Tommy, what is even robbing dignities selling?
- 12:06Speaker 1: Val It's a very different ceiling, Valor.
- 12:09Speaker 2: I told him very different that I saw the realist
- 12:12Speaker 2: Joey Diaz clip dog and it made no sense. Dog,
- 12:14Speaker 2: he's always been the realist old food that I always
- 12:16Speaker 2: feel one hundred percent dog And she.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Kind of and he said some real life. He was
- 12:20Speaker 1: talking to Joe Rogan.
- 12:21Speaker 2: He was like, everybody's talking about the fucking Epstein foles,
- 12:24Speaker 2: Epstein foules this. He was like, what fucking difference does
- 12:27Speaker 2: it really fucking make the scientific guests released or not?
- 12:31Speaker 1: Like we're still gonna have to go to work. I
- 12:33Speaker 1: still have to pay the I R S. I still
- 12:35Speaker 1: have to fucking you know, show up to do the
- 12:37Speaker 1: Green Thumb show. Bro, you're okay with everybody that what
- 12:41Speaker 1: am I gonna do? You don't. I just want to
- 12:45Speaker 1: arrest Trump and be like it's time. I just want
- 12:49Speaker 1: to know how my bounds pedophile in the country the thing. Wow,
- 12:53Speaker 1: I just want to.
- 12:55Speaker 5: I just want to know if they put Michelle Obama
- 12:58Speaker 5: on the list, did she put down as Big Mike.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Or what did she go down? You think that? You
- 13:02Speaker 1: think that, You think that because it's Big Mike. Okay.
- 13:05Speaker 4: When I went to get laser surgery food because I
- 13:08Speaker 4: used to wear the glasses, What.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Can I fucking talk over here trying to tell the
- 13:18Speaker 1: story over here? I'm fucking.
- 13:22Speaker 4: So I went and fucking I was getting my surgery right,
- 13:25Speaker 4: and you talk to the doctor food. This doctor when
- 13:29Speaker 4: I got it was like the food that was doing
- 13:31Speaker 4: it to other stars. Okay, motherfucker was like one of
- 13:34Speaker 4: the first foods. Mic was like the big gass like
- 13:37Speaker 4: foods went to his place. My sister whoked me up
- 13:40Speaker 4: with that ship, like, hey, props to my sister for
- 13:43Speaker 4: take me, like to get my ship done.
- 13:46Speaker 1: My sister and we're talking to the doctor. He was like, oh,
- 13:49Speaker 1: it was like around when Obama was around.
- 13:52Speaker 4: His sister has passed two okay, so yeah, my older
- 13:57Speaker 4: sister for Texas because he doesn't.
- 14:00Speaker 1: This's the difference is he knows. Okay. So so we're
- 14:04Speaker 1: talking to doctor. You know, we were talking to a
- 14:05Speaker 1: doctor and he was like hey.
- 14:07Speaker 4: He was like, hey, we uh we did you know,
- 14:10Speaker 4: we did all this And then he was telling me,
- 14:12Speaker 4: he's like, oh, you know the new president.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Yeah, it was gonna be Obama. He's like no, he's
- 14:18Speaker 1: like oh, he's like you know, he's like, you know,
- 14:20Speaker 1: he has a husband. They were like, tell me this
- 14:24Speaker 1: has nothing, This has nothing to do. I was trying
- 14:27Speaker 1: to so no.
- 14:29Speaker 4: So so uh we're like, what are you talking about.
- 14:32Speaker 4: He's like yeah, he's like look, he's like when you
- 14:34Speaker 4: do surgeries on foods, He's like, I know the top
- 14:37Speaker 4: doctors from the surgeries on people. Any procedure you have
- 14:41Speaker 4: to write if you're a male or a female, ooh,
- 14:44Speaker 4: big mind. And he's like he's like and when they
- 14:48Speaker 4: performed surgery on him, he's performed on as a male.
- 14:52Speaker 1: I was like what the fuck food? This is twenty fourteen.
- 14:55Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you?
- 14:56Speaker 5: You know, like you also told me that you smoked
- 14:59Speaker 5: up blunde out of Tupac's car because you found it
- 15:01Speaker 5: in his glove.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Box, this food, So I don't know I did it.
- 15:06Speaker 1: You confirmed it though you told me you smoked that blode.
- 15:10Speaker 1: My uncle worked on the car. All these foods that,
- 15:15Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But I do believe. I
- 15:18Speaker 1: do believe doctor told us that. I don't believe that.
- 15:21Speaker 1: First of all, he told us, and you foot need
- 15:24Speaker 1: to chill the funk out, dog. I know this. He's like,
- 15:27Speaker 1: if you look at him, he's like turning down you see.
- 15:31Speaker 1: I don't care. God damn sure. He's like if you look,
- 15:35Speaker 1: he's like on any having hair is hot. You can
- 15:37Speaker 1: put three three heads. Yeah, he's on them. You could.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Show Obma, you canna put three heads?
- 15:45Speaker 1: This is what really okay? And he you know, we're like,
- 15:47Speaker 1: oh tripping. I was just like what the fuck me
- 15:49Speaker 1: and my sister was like, what the fuck is this
- 15:51Speaker 1: guy talking about? On the crazy ship? This is what
- 15:55Speaker 1: they say about that theory, Timmy. He said, supposedly, man,
- 15:58Speaker 1: you can put three heads shoulders. Guys don't want to
- 16:01Speaker 1: talk about the files when I say it, huh.
- 16:04Speaker 4: Mean three heads you can put you can fit threeholder
- 16:09Speaker 4: one right here?
- 16:10Speaker 3: A woman you can't and a woman you can't because
- 16:12Speaker 3: they have should they have nothing change for your food shoulder.
- 16:15Speaker 1: So that's something scientific. Who don't give a funk about
- 16:19Speaker 1: just talking about dog shoot the surgery here. So they
- 16:23Speaker 1: just want to post if you want to, Michelle, that's about.
- 16:29Speaker 1: That's about. I knew that was about, Bro. You know that.
- 16:32Speaker 2: How come nobody's ever got up to her? You remember
- 16:34Speaker 2: I remember metal gear solid too, Bro.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Believe it, believe it? Hey, I remember that medal gear
- 16:39Speaker 1: solid to the fucking Colonel Check raiding for his ball.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Lady Bro, like he fucking got check. That's Tommy, got
- 16:45Speaker 2: me talking chill Tommy. All right, how come nobody's ever
- 16:49Speaker 2: cut checked her dog? Because that's the first lady, somebody
- 16:54Speaker 2: tried shooting the current president for Youfully they missed.
- 16:57Speaker 1: But but fucking you know, all I'm saying is how
- 17:00Speaker 1: nobody had the opportunity to be like you Obama cup
- 17:02Speaker 1: check sir before he puts it in his mouth. Another
- 17:04Speaker 1: one I'm telling you, like, if you're around the president.
- 17:06Speaker 4: Evening and ship like if he's gonna be here in
- 17:11Speaker 4: this building for everyone, and like everything stops and you
- 17:16Speaker 4: guys just do your thing, and there's fucking the the
- 17:19Speaker 4: what is it? The food, the service, the Secret Service,
- 17:22Speaker 4: they're right there standing right by you, you know what,
- 17:25Speaker 4: ass and then he does whatever. But like you can't
- 17:29Speaker 4: get close to a president.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I got a question for on. He's on your dad
- 17:33Speaker 1: for president, and Tommy, you gotta let other people talk
- 17:35Speaker 1: to Bro. He's on.
- 17:37Speaker 3: You're telling me that if for some real, be real
- 17:40Speaker 3: got invited to the White House, all got invited to
- 17:43Speaker 3: the White House, you're obviously gonna go because you're his right.
- 17:45Speaker 1: Hand's turning it down, he's not going. I'm not saying
- 17:47Speaker 1: what president's there. I said the White House. I didn't
- 17:49Speaker 1: say Trump. I said the White House.
- 17:50Speaker 3: If he ever gets invited to the White House and
- 17:53Speaker 3: you and you're his right hand man, would you go
- 17:55Speaker 3: and you got close enough?
- 17:57Speaker 1: Yes? Top check Michelle Obama telling me you doing it, Bro,
- 18:00Speaker 1: I'm not a radical. That's not no one else does it.
- 18:02Speaker 5: Bro.
- 18:03Speaker 1: No one's come checking big mic Dog. She will saw who.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Somebody try to fucking take out fucking a big.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Dog, Bama's gonna and then Obama's gonna come.
- 18:11Speaker 5: In, but we don't smoke the same I promise you,
- 18:13Speaker 5: I will cut Okay first, if I everybody heard a
- 18:16Speaker 5: citizen you can't even speak on this, I'll.
- 18:19Speaker 1: Cup check her, lady, bro, we don't smoke the Samsung.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Cup check her and ask her she wants to do
- 18:23Speaker 1: the pot the same time.
- 18:24Speaker 2: If they have pictures of her as a little kid
- 18:26Speaker 2: and a little girl, and if you cup check her,
- 18:28Speaker 2: Obama's gonna have like four yds come on and jump
- 18:30Speaker 2: your ass, but.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Bringing it back to bring you food, bring it, bringing
- 18:34Speaker 1: it back to the scene and all that.
- 18:36Speaker 4: If somebody said, we're like, oh yeah, all these swoos
- 18:39Speaker 4: are on the list all everything, whatever people could do
- 18:42Speaker 4: is just be like, yeah, dog, I told.
- 18:44Speaker 1: You that's it. I said that, Like what are you
- 18:47Speaker 1: gonna do? Dog?
- 18:48Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, oh yeah, all these woes are
- 18:49Speaker 4: on this and be like all right, cool, Like oh
- 18:52Speaker 4: uh uh, what is it where you fucking don't watch
- 18:57Speaker 4: their movies and ship that's it?
- 18:59Speaker 1: But nothing on my life on this pot, cup checker.
- 19:04Speaker 3: If I ever see her, Tommy Tommy Live, bro, I mean,
- 19:08Speaker 3: did you know, did you know the movie Holes was
- 19:11Speaker 3: directed in Rich Crest.
- 19:13Speaker 1: I was. I told you here, you know I was
- 19:16Speaker 1: on the set. I didn't know. I really didn't know.
- 19:18Speaker 4: I just thought, that's what I told you, Shila Boa food,
- 19:21Speaker 4: this food. My homie Brad was in that ship in
- 19:23Speaker 4: the beginning. You can see him that digging Mahomie Brad food.
- 19:26Speaker 4: Peter me, Brad, Peter, shout out, Brad, Peter food.
- 19:29Speaker 1: You were in the movie Holes.
- 19:31Speaker 8: You know.
- 19:31Speaker 1: I'm this okay. So we had a desert party.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Desert we built, like, we cleaned up my homies old
- 19:39Speaker 4: property and Mahomie's dad's property and all this ship abandoned
- 19:42Speaker 4: house and we throw a big ass party. Food shyla boat.
- 19:45Speaker 4: They were filming the movie. That food dipped to the.
- 19:49Speaker 1: So it was a ridge taking it on my fucking camera.
- 20:01Speaker 1: I believe you. But did that ship put Rich Kirsch
- 20:03Speaker 1: on the map?
- 20:04Speaker 4: I know?
- 20:05Speaker 1: He talking about so much movies have been filmed right there? Food?
- 20:09Speaker 1: Uh a planet of the age. Something's like I was
- 20:13Speaker 1: one of the holes. Holes, Like, so all these big
- 20:17Speaker 1: ass movies been filming. Rich the whole still there, Hey,
- 20:20Speaker 1: I got a question. Play your ship food, that's the
- 20:22Speaker 1: whole still that's the town of Max.
- 20:24Speaker 3: Do you know what Shyla about I was there. Huh,
- 20:27Speaker 3: what does Shyla buff think about your city? I don't
- 20:29Speaker 3: know if we were really someone sent me a vide
- 20:32Speaker 3: because they knew you were gonna come.
- 20:33Speaker 1: He was talking about resk. Yes, he was talking about
- 20:37Speaker 1: put on I'm tired with that food. Then your held phones, dog,
- 20:40Speaker 1: listen to this ship. Hey, somebody shut that up. And
- 20:42Speaker 1: I'm telling talking all right, Tommy, but you gotta let
- 20:45Speaker 1: him talk to you. Gotta listen to this and put
- 20:46Speaker 1: your headphones on. Put your headpos on the right there, Tommy.
- 20:49Speaker 4: I'm gonna get too bad, bro. I don't even know
- 20:50Speaker 4: what you I want them on, Bro.
- 20:52Speaker 1: So this is why we don't this, bro, this is
- 20:54Speaker 1: my city. I'll square up with the then let me
- 20:57Speaker 1: sign out. This is why we don't like him getting frosted.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Hear it. Yeah, here's this motherfucker right now. All right, frosty, chill, chill,
- 21:08Speaker 1: fucking these cop pass food. Yeah, the cop matches your attitude.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I feel like I feel I feel at home. Gave
- 21:19Speaker 1: him the outfit and he's like, hey, we're like, hey,
- 21:24Speaker 1: like we just have this close. He told this who
- 21:26Speaker 1: get married. This motherfucker just come off my.
- 21:30Speaker 4: First real job. It's like Disney Channel to.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Churn because they hadn't had any of those, and they
- 21:38Speaker 1: pushed it. Can't hear nothing, Disney.
- 21:40Speaker 9: But I had built like a family, like a tribe
- 21:42Speaker 9: of people I was kicking it with. They all disappeared.
- 21:45Speaker 9: So now you got this new tribe. And uh then
- 21:48Speaker 9: John voices like walking around in character, and I've never
- 21:50Speaker 9: been around somebody like that who doesn't break, you know,
- 21:54Speaker 9: and he's spitting the sunflower seeds around. He's like me,
- 21:56Speaker 9: and I'm going, no, this is gonna work. And my
- 21:58Speaker 9: dad is a you know, my dad is my at
- 22:00Speaker 9: and he didn't know nothing about that either, So him
- 22:02Speaker 9: and my dad had to have a whole thing.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Oh boy. And then and then because my dad's not diplomatic,
- 22:08Speaker 1: you know, at this.
- 22:09Speaker 9: Point, he's only four years out of prison, and John
- 22:12Speaker 9: Boyd's playing these games but I don't care, you know, So.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Then he had to.
- 22:16Speaker 9: John had to.
- 22:19Speaker 2: And I just wanted to know, You've done a lot
- 22:22Speaker 2: of movies, a lot of serious movies, a lot of
- 22:24Speaker 2: really cool movies.
- 22:25Speaker 10: Did you like doing homes?
- 22:27Speaker 1: Did you just do it?
- 22:29Speaker 2: Holes was horrible? Holes?
- 22:31Speaker 1: Was.
- 22:31Speaker 9: We were in this place called rich Crest, California, and
- 22:34Speaker 9: we were all excited. You know, I just come off
- 22:36Speaker 9: some TV shows, my first like real job.
- 22:39Speaker 4: It's like.
- 22:41Speaker 1: We want to I'm lining. As much as he hated it.
- 22:48Speaker 1: He's a great actor, he literally is. I don't care
- 22:50Speaker 1: if he beat his wife. Dog.
- 22:53Speaker 5: Nobody ever asked what his wife did his wife maybe,
- 22:58Speaker 5: but he also did holes and he did.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Fucking the tax collector. Even Stevens. Come on, he Disturbio
- 23:05Speaker 1: transformed hi key. I think we could look his wife.
- 23:11Speaker 1: His wife, what did she do? She ain't make His
- 23:14Speaker 1: wife was an autobot and.
- 23:16Speaker 4: I'm just saying, hi ke, hi key on the task collector.
- 23:20Speaker 4: This motherfucker got a little bit too into character.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Like somebody let him, you expect them to. I shaved
- 23:28Speaker 1: my head, dog, he has that tattoo and shave my head.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Food taped me right now like dig food. It's way
- 23:33Speaker 1: from that from that bodio, isn't he from that heart beat?
- 23:36Speaker 1: Did they jump a man.
- 23:39Speaker 4: Him?
- 23:40Speaker 1: And that's like the godfather from that body like food.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Don't let this for Wayne Dog. I know I'm a
- 23:45Speaker 1: you're thinking, you're thinking they let him? Mean you think
- 23:49Speaker 1: it was for free. He ain't even mess. Everybody got
- 23:52Speaker 1: the dog? I think it was for free, brother a
- 23:55Speaker 1: game for free? Oh hold on, there's six not in your.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Everything everything me think everything here is allegedly because nobody
- 24:02Speaker 2: is about that life.
- 24:03Speaker 1: But these are opinions, all right, this is this isn't
- 24:05Speaker 1: fucking hater world. All right. It's just like I had
- 24:08Speaker 1: if I had to put some money on it.
- 24:10Speaker 2: When you're on that level, I think what happens, like,
- 24:13Speaker 2: let's just say we're off from the hood and like
- 24:15Speaker 2: you're shy above, we're gonna be that look for we
- 24:17Speaker 2: either got to jump you in or you gotta break
- 24:19Speaker 2: the whole hood off.
- 24:19Speaker 1: And I think that dog wasn't he got punked in together?
- 24:23Speaker 1: What's a fifty ball? What's one hundred ball to him? No?
- 24:26Speaker 1: But it's because there's who's that fall into too far
- 24:28Speaker 1: into a character. But if you get the hood passed,
- 24:32Speaker 1: why wouldn't you get into character? Like hey, hey, that
- 24:35Speaker 1: was a movie from that movie who Stacey.
- 24:41Speaker 7: From the Wood Red in the Red Car that shoots
- 24:43Speaker 7: the guy in the he got killed He got crazy
- 24:46Speaker 7: the crazy movie Crazy, the crazy part about the guy
- 24:50Speaker 7: who shot Ricky in the movie.
- 24:52Speaker 1: No he got killed by his uh like his girls
- 24:58Speaker 1: daddy or something like that killed them all crazy.
- 25:02Speaker 4: Get it, thrusties, Why you wanting to leave l a
- 25:09Speaker 4: hell chetos o G two back in the day, you
- 25:11Speaker 4: got to give it. He speaking about like calling one
- 25:19Speaker 4: time because I hey, don't Chetto is a Mexican national treasure.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Who's Donchetto. Yeah, dog, straight up. He's like maybe one
- 25:29Speaker 1: day Concrete will be radio host if he's lucky. But
- 25:32Speaker 1: he's a man who created this character called Donchetto. He
- 25:35Speaker 1: plays the old man where he like a Mexican dad
- 25:39Speaker 1: working for the farm so farmer super Mexican has a
- 25:43Speaker 1: show on the line that he's okay here, niddy.
- 25:47Speaker 2: You have to understand this thing about Latino comedy. That's
- 25:49Speaker 2: why it's so hard for even though there's so many
- 25:51Speaker 2: Hispanic comedians out there, for them to make that transition
- 25:54Speaker 2: to Hispanic for Latino comedy or Spanish comedy.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Spanish comedy is very character based.
- 26:00Speaker 2: This is the reason the homie fucking creeper kills it
- 26:04Speaker 2: because there's a lot of fools out there that are
- 26:05Speaker 2: no sool kids that fucking love that ship. Same reason
- 26:09Speaker 2: there's a lot of other motherfuckers out there that literally
- 26:12Speaker 2: have to identify with the character.
- 26:13Speaker 1: That's the reason.
- 26:14Speaker 2: And in Spanish comedy, every single person that has made
- 26:17Speaker 2: it big has always been character based. They either got
- 26:20Speaker 2: a signature joke, they got a signature character they get
- 26:22Speaker 2: into and then they that's how they blow.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Even though like the Latino Goths, they fucking embraced that ship,
- 26:29Speaker 1: the Latino Goths the ship out of some Morrisy dog like,
- 26:37Speaker 1: it don't matter, brod is God.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Bro if you make me disrespect, I fucking love my
- 26:45Speaker 2: chemical romance food.
- 26:47Speaker 1: They didn't even go dick the way they dance though
- 26:50Speaker 1: you have been with a goth chick. No, it's crazy.
- 26:54Speaker 1: They prayed here Penis. They try to cut themselves a
- 26:57Speaker 1: lot of choking. We've all we've all known a cutter.
- 27:01Speaker 1: They've all survived dig nobody.
- 27:05Speaker 5: Because their attention cuts. They're cutting the wrong way. I
- 27:08Speaker 5: wanted to cut. If you know that sucked up this
- 27:14Speaker 5: Commy Tommy. You know how you know real cut right way?
- 27:17Speaker 1: Bro?
- 27:18Speaker 2: Because they don't want Tommy. You know how you know
- 27:19Speaker 2: a real cutter don't because she doesn't she doesn't make it.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know the cutter didn't make it. That's
- 27:28Speaker 1: coming from the cop.
- 27:28Speaker 5: He knows he sees a lot of them walk into
- 27:31Speaker 5: these scenes all the time. This one was This one
- 27:34Speaker 5: was really sad.
- 27:35Speaker 1: The notes see you crap, baby, I'm cutting my yo.
- 27:58Speaker 1: That reminds me of my cold. He talk to me
- 28:06Speaker 1: never in my life.
- 28:07Speaker 4: Nanda has a song where he be senter just a
- 28:10Speaker 4: song where he's actually talking about he's here, but.
- 28:22Speaker 1: He's I would want to cut my veins? How much
- 28:25Speaker 1: pushy to be sent again? Doct for real? Listen had
- 28:29Speaker 1: a song called rape me so hey.
- 28:32Speaker 2: But that's not compare dog be sent it? Okay, that's
- 28:35Speaker 2: that's be sentiven. This this food was that foods like
- 28:39Speaker 2: yo like not for nothing. Like they'll be there'll probably
- 28:41Speaker 2: be somebody steels. They will show up and they'll be like,
- 28:43Speaker 2: it's okay, he can hit me, you know what I mean?
- 28:45Speaker 1: Like like as long as he says, oh, this mother
- 28:48Speaker 1: fucking so Mexican, my cheesemow Mexican dog.
- 28:52Speaker 4: And this food would be getting hitted on stage. Do
- 28:54Speaker 4: you remember you be taking big old shots and he's
- 28:56Speaker 4: like it was just water. You can see the stages
- 28:59Speaker 4: of the beginning of the country. By the end, Ben's
- 29:02Speaker 4: head loose, the fucking his outfits all wired, fucking.
- 29:11Speaker 1: Hey, the most candious ship before he died.
- 29:15Speaker 2: That he said, I remember that he needed a liver transplant,
- 29:17Speaker 2: right and that and that food did a whole fucking
- 29:21Speaker 2: interview and he was like, yeah, yeah, if anybody is
- 29:23Speaker 2: a match, I would appreciate it.
- 29:25Speaker 1: As long as they ain't gay. He didn't say it
- 29:29Speaker 1: in those words. He said, ray, mute the mikes, did
- 29:38Speaker 1: you and and what else? Did you? Guys? Also see
- 29:41Speaker 1: that thing where he got grabbing a titty o famro yah,
- 29:53Speaker 1: I mean this is said he You don't think that
- 29:54Speaker 1: food is He was like, I remember food food.
- 30:01Speaker 2: The reason fucking Hispanic households have that Giesso fresco is
- 30:06Speaker 2: because of him.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Dog be Senti.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Fernandez used to make Cosca commercials for the nineties.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Like and I'm talking about Gesto fresco.
- 30:16Speaker 2: And then he used to be like something about like
- 30:18Speaker 2: no fresco, It's go and then you'll yeah, and then
- 30:22Speaker 2: he'll fucking laugh. He'll be on a horse. Take a
- 30:24Speaker 2: bite of the cheese, dog fu. When you can sell cheese,
- 30:28Speaker 2: you're an icon.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Dog is cheese. Fresco is gay fresh fresh fresco geso
- 30:38Speaker 1: fresco means fresh cheese, fresco, hair zone and bald dizone
- 30:43Speaker 1: is not the same car can I let.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Tomomi tresients ivanchui imo?
- 30:55Speaker 1: He says contents, you know, say calos. They tell me
- 31:10Speaker 1: you know how to do the grito? Do you know
- 31:17Speaker 1: how to do it? But you got okay? But the
- 31:23Speaker 1: grito is like it's not just the little noise. It's
- 31:26Speaker 1: like it's like there's a.
- 31:28Speaker 4: I haven't achieved that ship. I haven't achieved it yet,
- 31:31Speaker 4: but there's like a player grito. When you just just
- 31:35Speaker 4: do it from a laugh, you'd.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Be like, let me said them with cast foods. Have
- 31:43Speaker 2: you seen the grito competitions where yeah, dog foods are
- 31:49Speaker 2: like eagles talking about do it?
- 31:51Speaker 1: Do you put one of the you put a couple
- 31:58Speaker 1: of this?
- 31:58Speaker 2: He didn't you ask everybody to do it. Indian impersonation
- 32:01Speaker 2: through the fucking Mexican motherfucker on more time.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Motherfucker sound like a crow?
- 32:14Speaker 2: Right who sounds like the crows from Splash Mountain's gonna
- 32:18Speaker 2: fly away?
- 32:19Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah?
- 32:23Speaker 4: Who sounds like the crows throw Splash Mountain? One of
- 32:29Speaker 4: the pirates that pirates like Caribbean.
- 32:33Speaker 2: The first half sounded all right, but you lost you know,
- 32:37Speaker 2: you crashed in mid flight.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Can you can you hey? But can you hit him
- 32:42Speaker 1: with the hey? Hey?
- 32:44Speaker 4: Can you hit him like we have we have the
- 32:47Speaker 4: you mother fucking stuff? Hey man, that's one song?
- 32:51Speaker 1: Can you hit him with him? That's one song? You
- 32:54Speaker 1: know that ship like not like that? Don't fucking tell me?
- 32:57Speaker 1: Or do you know how these supposed to be? Like
- 33:02Speaker 1: I'm not musical like that. You can't be doing music
- 33:05Speaker 1: like everybody could do that from charge you then everybody?
- 33:09Speaker 1: He's not Muslim food. That's like you want him to
- 33:12Speaker 1: hit Muslim not he's Indian? Bro like he does this ship?
- 33:16Speaker 1: Hit him with the belly with a belly danced? Did
- 33:21Speaker 1: he be doing this ship? You have the bells? You
- 33:23Speaker 1: remember when Thuson won a street fighter? That's nitty dog.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Oh so your leg straight?
- 33:30Speaker 5: You're twisting, you're twisting the light bulb squat squad a
- 33:36Speaker 5: lot twisting the light bulb at.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Up. But I've seen the Indians they be popping in
- 33:43Speaker 1: that moment. It depends. Let me. I told you I'm
- 33:48Speaker 1: a little Syrian. You're Syrian? You're Syrian? Yes? Where the
- 33:54Speaker 1: holes refugee? Great? Like my grandma My mom's grandma was
- 33:58Speaker 1: Syrian from there and she went to a passle Oh
- 34:03Speaker 1: how why hey baby come.
- 34:08Speaker 4: Came out here? Gang Assayrians came out here. Really, my
- 34:11Speaker 4: grandma is one of them.
- 34:12Speaker 1: I mean, here's what a little bit of textis tornadoes Grandma.
- 34:15Speaker 1: My grandma hit him, oh sh saying I could do
- 34:20Speaker 1: something for you. I'd like to all of Europe.
- 34:22Speaker 4: And they made a little three places motivations later.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how to be faking with that? So
- 34:29Speaker 1: what that's that's why you be responding to the hello.
- 34:34Speaker 1: I think that's where it came from. Food player ship,
- 34:37Speaker 1: you know how the Max come on my cousin dog, Hey, Tommy.
- 34:44Speaker 2: Was Muslim, he'd be the food that sings at the
- 34:46Speaker 2: church food you know, the food that mixed up the
- 34:49Speaker 2: food that sings for Ramadan.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy would be that. He's about start bringing up
- 35:02Speaker 1: I think Ray. I think Ray pulls up some gritos.
- 35:04Speaker 1: That's what a real grito sounds like. Hit on the
- 35:09Speaker 1: Oh wo fu damn player.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Ship, come on, Temmy hit him with the bird one
- 35:14Speaker 4: and then if he sent them at Nanda's, would fucking
- 35:16Speaker 4: put the mic down for and sing?
- 35:18Speaker 1: Fucking Tommy could have been one. Tommy. Hey, Bro, Tommy,
- 35:29Speaker 1: he's a glass wants to shadow.
- 35:32Speaker 4: When you hit that, bro, That's why I told him,
- 35:35Speaker 4: don't you put the glass right?
- 35:36Speaker 1: You put your glass away? Hey my cracked off with
- 35:40Speaker 1: the fucking glasses shattered. Give us another one with those
- 35:44Speaker 1: that went right over that bull's head.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Did you hear me hit the fucking Tommy? You know
- 35:53Speaker 2: you know how to hit that fucking you know, like
- 35:54Speaker 2: the PAVORDI fucking that that that fucking that paastle.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Sound that hear me? That's it? You know, lte that song.
- 36:04Speaker 2: It's like a sad ass song, but I sing, yeah,
- 36:08Speaker 2: it's a it's a I can't believe you don't know
- 36:10Speaker 2: this dog.
- 36:11Speaker 1: It's like a sad clown song for that christ. So
- 36:16Speaker 1: that one, nah, dog, it's do you know what one
- 36:19Speaker 1: he likes?
- 36:20Speaker 2: Now?
- 36:20Speaker 1: They were the were the his the trance you always
- 36:24Speaker 1: sing it what that called that?
- 36:30Speaker 2: You always lasve sing quent titrisla sala spasm.
- 36:43Speaker 1: That's easy ship. And then that one was like.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Whole, say yeah, it's sad because that song says it
- 36:53Speaker 2: says that fo was happy but his son and then
- 36:56Speaker 2: he returns and he was like, you're a woman and
- 37:00Speaker 2: then yeah, and then that was like and then at
- 37:02Speaker 2: the end it cuts to that forgetting aids and that
- 37:04Speaker 2: feel was like true sing Quin.
- 37:07Speaker 5: The other song that we were we found that fathers,
- 37:10Speaker 5: we start dancing to the fucking inside.
- 37:13Speaker 1: They said, it's like it's getting no can't it? And
- 37:17Speaker 1: it's like, you want to talk about that song called
- 37:23Speaker 1: bott on Dog? That's the one? What are you talking about?
- 37:26Speaker 1: There's probably a lot of fathers. How would you feel
- 37:33Speaker 1: if your son came home as a woman? This is
- 37:35Speaker 1: the one your son came home as a woman?
- 37:40Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, I would just be like, as long as
- 37:43Speaker 4: he's cool ship, I'm just talking just to be this
- 37:47Speaker 4: is the song.
- 37:50Speaker 1: You don't know this song?
- 37:51Speaker 4: Why nobody listening to your little when you were getting
- 37:56Speaker 4: the ride home from your grandma?
- 38:00Speaker 1: What's the other one? Man? That's crazy? Like old dog?
- 38:05Speaker 1: What about the one about slavery? And then like me say, Mexico.
- 38:13Speaker 4: Motherfucker worked at the Swami for sure something he knows
- 38:16Speaker 4: all the cuts.
- 38:17Speaker 1: The Mexico have slaves, the Mexico. The Mexico have slaves,
- 38:22Speaker 1: well black Mexico.
- 38:24Speaker 4: The slaves from they were bringing out here and be like, hey,
- 38:26Speaker 4: you fools They were like, help him escape to Mexico
- 38:30Speaker 4: and be like, you.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Don't have to be slaves. Oh, you don't have to
- 38:32Speaker 1: be slaves here, And they were just chilled on the slaves.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Whoos so love to those suits. I was just wondering,
- 38:38Speaker 1: you never know, brom just this one right here? Come on,
- 38:43Speaker 1: you see where that come? Even there? Not the one
- 38:48Speaker 1: Tommy who says sankli, Oh you got me.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Craziest so lean mon, sir, keen knife he find that,
- 39:08Speaker 4: Yes time, I'm pol.
- 39:11Speaker 1: CALLI. Come on, what about this one? This one's that crazy. Listen, Food,
- 39:19Speaker 1: don't try to start mixing. Ship. You remember this song
- 39:22Speaker 1: yam roque, It's about a gather someone damn y rocket
- 39:27Speaker 1: this people are singing this at a fucking sign your
- 39:29Speaker 1: pressure like sh crazy song? If you I'm hitting spins
- 39:35Speaker 1: to see nothing that we won't eat. Yeah, hit him
- 39:39Speaker 1: with another one. Food. Let's bring some jams on this
- 39:42Speaker 1: beach right now. We're definitely not getting a jam. Hey,
- 39:48Speaker 1: what about the koby a gig song that we used
- 39:50Speaker 1: to do that a yo? Know what I'm saying. You
- 39:56Speaker 1: don't know that ship you Selena's Selena's brother, though they
- 40:01Speaker 1: pee wee. Was that fool.
- 40:03Speaker 8: Do you know this.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Dog before Americans came out? Was that before after? What
- 40:10Speaker 1: the what? I don't know?
- 40:14Speaker 2: What the.
- 40:16Speaker 3: You know?
- 40:17Speaker 1: Somebody come translate what you know? That sound? The King
- 40:26Speaker 1: song was a King song? Those fools. It just gotta
- 40:32Speaker 1: be anybody down with hike dog. It's called down with
- 40:35Speaker 1: the sickness. It starts with what what? What the fuck?
- 40:39Speaker 5: You know? What?
- 40:43Speaker 1: Tell me?
- 40:44Speaker 2: What about equin You ever got into a quid? Tell
- 40:47Speaker 2: me you be hating dog? Tell me swears he didn't
- 40:50Speaker 2: bump back with maybe a couple. It's a good jam dog,
- 40:56Speaker 2: Come mom, bro.
- 40:57Speaker 1: The rapper, bro, I have no im like I'm a
- 41:00Speaker 1: white person, have no rhythm?
- 41:01Speaker 2: Hey for what about? What about when you when you
- 41:03Speaker 2: had a girlfriend in high school? And then you fucking
- 41:05Speaker 2: you fucking you're like, yeah this NB rid song?
- 41:08Speaker 1: Ma me think about you. He hit about jagged agg Dog.
- 41:11Speaker 1: You remember remember the jagging ade? I remember jaging at
- 41:17Speaker 1: I was lady girl. I'm tired married, I want to
- 41:22Speaker 1: come on to you and only razy and know I'm
- 41:28Speaker 1: tying go ahead? What about fucking see me at the
- 41:33Speaker 1: out with Joe white dress. We ain't getting no yng
- 41:39Speaker 1: do this yet? Married? Come on, good. We used to
- 41:47Speaker 1: kill that ship.
- 41:49Speaker 2: That boy, Hey Tommy, Hey, Tommy couldn't married a black
- 41:54Speaker 2: chick dog the way he sings. Dog, Tommy couldn't seventy
- 41:58Speaker 2: a black brother. He could have it like he could
- 42:00Speaker 2: have sang that song.
- 42:02Speaker 1: What is it? That's why you're my life? Fee dogs.
- 42:06Speaker 1: You remember that song? He'd be outside windows and windows
- 42:15Speaker 1: that's why your virtual insanity. Let's go me not mean Yeah,
- 42:25Speaker 1: but I don't know the words. I'm about to spit
- 42:28Speaker 1: beer on my computer. My mustache is falling like all
- 42:34Speaker 1: that ship. I love it, bro, but Jacketed I used
- 42:38Speaker 1: to with that. I'm trying to learn.
- 42:39Speaker 4: I'm trying to listen think about another jacket Edge song,
- 42:42Speaker 4: but I can't think about it for a dog.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Like Yo, those fools.
- 42:47Speaker 2: Those fools had fucking hard ass songs to fuck a
- 42:49Speaker 2: bitch too, dog, straight up, though, I don't want to
- 42:52Speaker 2: bitch to like Soak City, you know what I mean?
- 42:54Speaker 1: Like I want to, you know, I want to bits
- 42:56Speaker 1: to like some Joe or some ship or some genuine
- 42:58Speaker 1: or something. Lady thinking something's going, remember what.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Time you're like, if you funk it to an R
- 43:10Speaker 2: and B song, you gotta stamping the dog that's like,
- 43:13Speaker 2: you gotta be fucking for five minutes plus?
- 43:15Speaker 1: Wrong?
- 43:20Speaker 3: Yntes are you that type of guy starts hooking over
- 43:24Speaker 3: your girl and then you tell her stop let me
- 43:26Speaker 3: play some music.
- 43:27Speaker 1: No, you can stop because is playing in the backgrounds
- 43:34Speaker 1: fine phone of music. The only the only time you
- 43:37Speaker 1: say is stop the time. That's the only time he's
- 43:42Speaker 1: they stopped. Is I like put a song onto bone?
- 43:45Speaker 5: Man? You let whatever's playing already in the background, and
- 43:47Speaker 5: it's interesting bone to super freak.
- 43:53Speaker 1: For you find out.
- 43:54Speaker 2: You find out that moment and she really is a
- 43:56Speaker 2: super freak dog like the type of do.
- 44:00Speaker 5: They come to month disturb? I start when he goes,
- 44:03Speaker 5: what song is disturbed? It's called disturbed?
- 44:10Speaker 1: All that that's corn food? How do you do it?
- 44:13Speaker 5: No, that's disturbed food? Get down with the sickness? No, no, no,
- 44:17Speaker 5: that's that is corn. But disturbed has the the beginning
- 44:20Speaker 5: of the song. Disturbed goes like, wah, I don't know, dog,
- 44:26Speaker 5: what that was better?
- 44:27Speaker 4: Right?
- 44:29Speaker 1: Hey? What about those fools Casey and Jojo? Remember dog?
- 44:33Speaker 1: What song was it? The one that they used to sing?
- 44:36Speaker 1: Which one was?
- 44:38Speaker 3: Uh?
- 44:39Speaker 2: Casey and Jojo? They used to have that they used
- 44:42Speaker 2: to have a song with Tupac and then yeah they
- 44:44Speaker 2: had a song with Tupac. Okay, that's disturbed.
- 44:47Speaker 1: But can you do it? Can you do that?
- 44:51Speaker 5: No?
- 44:51Speaker 1: I can't. Come on, let's try it. What was Casey
- 44:53Speaker 1: and Jojo? You try it? Come on? And then the
- 44:59Speaker 1: middle part, oh not yo. The middle part will be
- 45:02Speaker 1: like oh oh yo voice and man yo after after
- 45:06Speaker 1: the fucking oh wow. That's another one. Give us another one.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Hold on talking about time out? What Mike, what Mike?
- 45:19Speaker 5: Go?
- 45:20Speaker 1: Line? I play someone line a thank man? Leave it
- 45:32Speaker 1: is with the Mexican.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Oh man, cal Hey, Tommy, Tommy, what makes some crazy ship?
- 45:52Speaker 1: Like like, what is it? Italian? Bloody and blood up quotes?
- 45:55Speaker 4: Yeah, just a fucking minute of your majesty. This is
- 46:01Speaker 4: a giant with three the cat. This is a this
- 46:03Speaker 4: is a straight tell me you got no choice, yo.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Local you don't know how to throw it up? Come on, blame.
- 46:16Speaker 1: I wanted to get that ship tattooed when I was
- 46:18Speaker 1: like the third grade. I don't know none of that ship.
- 46:20Speaker 4: But when I was in third grade food hardcore, I
- 46:23Speaker 4: should draw it every day every day?
- 46:27Speaker 1: Who is the cop from Colors? Pac Man? Fuck you
- 46:30Speaker 1: pac Man? I mean anything. I'm a spy. Pay your face.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Have you seen that movie? That's another way you gotta
- 46:38Speaker 1: watch Colors Colors. Colors Colors is a Mexican movie. No,
- 46:47Speaker 1: it's like a New York it's based out of New York.
- 46:49Speaker 1: What is the beginning line of that song?
- 46:50Speaker 4: I am a night man, Yeah, A night's walking night
- 46:56Speaker 4: may're talking?
- 46:58Speaker 1: I see this? Har no iced tya is hard? I see?
- 47:05Speaker 1: Can you do an iced tea impersonation? Not too good?
- 47:08Speaker 1: But not like? This is ice order order? What the
- 47:14Speaker 1: fuck is going on there? Come on, dog, you gotta
- 47:20Speaker 1: be you gotta at least try. I mean, I know
- 47:21Speaker 1: you don't know these these English people.
- 47:23Speaker 4: But I don't know.
- 47:23Speaker 1: I see like that. I can't even Hey, yo, this
- 47:25Speaker 1: is iced tea.
- 47:27Speaker 4: Yo?
- 47:27Speaker 1: You got it? That was that welcome? But is there
- 47:30Speaker 1: anything like from Canada? You better use time, nigga like
- 47:35Speaker 1: movie Yeah the grass? Hey you hey? You funk with Drake?
- 47:40Speaker 1: You going to school? I love Drakes.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Gotta stop hating on Drake like he didn't have you
- 47:45Speaker 2: getting bitches for summers man fools, like they were sucking
- 47:51Speaker 2: a kid.
- 47:52Speaker 1: Drick Lamar, you GotY fucking a Kiddrick Lamar.
- 47:55Speaker 2: Dog was getting your dick suck to some motherfucking Drake
- 47:58Speaker 2: Dog talking about bitch.
- 48:00Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like over my dead body
- 48:03Speaker 1: was happening. I ever had it, know, but I'm just
- 48:10Speaker 1: telling you it is dedicated. I'm just telling you the
- 48:13Speaker 1: best I've ever motherfuckers.
- 48:14Speaker 4: All of a sudden, head, hey, who will be bumping
- 48:17Speaker 4: Drake Kendrick made the song and all of a sudden.
- 48:19Speaker 1: They're like Drake until they wear no killed and they're like,
- 48:22Speaker 1: who's color? Know what I'm saying, Broo, you can fuck
- 48:27Speaker 1: with that fool ship my phone if I want to
- 48:33Speaker 1: sock my bitch. Not enough loyalty, loyalty, loyalty, just hilarious.
- 48:43Speaker 4: Hey, hey, at the Super Bowl, dog for we want
- 48:49Speaker 4: the gun play to come out at the end, and
- 48:51Speaker 4: you know how many fucking people would have went crazy
- 48:53Speaker 4: and enough with AFT the gun play coming out and
- 48:56Speaker 4: saying that people would have died they wanted to, Yes, they.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Did, waiting for him. Shut the dog left. Michael jack
- 49:09Speaker 1: I would have done exactly to turn Cory nobody to
- 49:14Speaker 1: Michael Jackson.
- 49:16Speaker 2: But the moment he said turn the TV off, I
- 49:18Speaker 2: would have turned that ship off because I'm like, yo,
- 49:20Speaker 2: you're tripping turn thee turn the team you know who
- 49:24Speaker 2: deserve to be the play fifty you little way? And
- 49:31Speaker 2: the year before that? Who got left out? Last year
- 49:35Speaker 2: in the West Coast one was it the game? Somebody
- 49:37Speaker 2: got left out right that they felt they should.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Have been there? Whyever we got their fucking earphones on.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Now all the everybody feels like they got left out.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Listen, bro, but we all I know is that this
- 49:47Speaker 2: year we're gonna sucking be fucking dipping chips to DVD.
- 49:51Speaker 1: I'm my full. Yeah, I don't know the words you
- 49:59Speaker 1: w I'm gonna hype up the bitches, bro, I'm not
- 50:01Speaker 1: even it's going crazy.
- 50:04Speaker 4: They love bad Bunny, Yeah, right up, beginningna be like,
- 50:09Speaker 4: think's postress or not.
- 50:13Speaker 1: Buy for the do anything hiked? Bunny joins Playboy Watch.
- 50:22Speaker 1: That's gonna be the nobody be watching the fool sucking
- 50:25Speaker 1: the show anyway. Hey, he does get he's gonna get cracking.
- 50:30Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me crass one more? I will get it.
- 50:32Speaker 4: I got a piece of Hey, let me get let
- 50:34Speaker 4: me grab me. It was only one more and whatever
- 50:37Speaker 4: else in there got something on it.
- 50:39Speaker 1: Let me get it. There's spaces something check everybody else.
- 50:50Speaker 5: Listen, let me tell you something about police officer's own. Yeah,
- 50:55Speaker 5: he's a police officer, but for the last six months
- 50:57Speaker 5: he's been stealing fucking mescal.
- 51:00Speaker 1: From being real and bring it to us. That's all
- 51:07Speaker 1: I can say is what I'm Why does this food
- 51:13Speaker 1: think he's a real cop all of a sudden, Yo,
- 51:15Speaker 1: because you're outside of the cop. He's a principal.
- 51:18Speaker 5: So going from principal the police officer, you're just giving more.
- 51:22Speaker 5: All you did was give the principal cuff like handcuffs.
- 51:28Speaker 5: When you put that outfit on the zone, he feels good,
- 51:30Speaker 5: He's like, he's like, I have hair. Now, how you
- 51:35Speaker 5: feel like get down? Do you feel like going on?
- 51:40Speaker 5: What do you feel like going on?
- 51:41Speaker 1: Whatnot?
- 51:42Speaker 4: Yet?
- 51:42Speaker 1: Right now? I feel like I could probably be the
- 51:44Speaker 1: pilot of a jet airplane right now? What can you
- 51:47Speaker 1: tell people to buy your stuff on? Yeah, pretend to
- 51:50Speaker 1: be on and whatnot and sell that beer? Tell me
- 51:53Speaker 1: that and whatnot? Right now? Hey, what's up, guys?
- 51:55Speaker 4: We got the best beer that you could even think about.
- 51:58Speaker 4: We already took a couple of drinks of it, but
- 51:59Speaker 4: that it makes it even better, you know what I'm saying? Like,
- 52:03Speaker 4: who doesn't want to drink beers that's already been drink
- 52:05Speaker 4: from buff It has to be from.
- 52:09Speaker 1: Be Real.
- 52:09Speaker 4: Just drank from this beer and he shared it with
- 52:11Speaker 4: Baby Bash. I'm saying, man, I got the beer right here.
- 52:16Speaker 4: If you guys want to exclusively right now three hundred
- 52:20Speaker 4: I heard.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Past that beer. Well he used half of the bottle
- 52:26Speaker 1: to put it in his How you get a Pokemon
- 52:30Speaker 1: pack and you get to open it on live on
- 52:31Speaker 1: the show.
- 52:32Speaker 4: If you guys buy this beer right now, we're opening
- 52:35Speaker 4: up two Pokemon brand new packs. If there's a chars
- 52:39Speaker 4: are on there, you guys are going to get it.
- 52:43Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. Make sure you guys hit
- 52:45Speaker 4: up to What Not To at the same time, like
- 52:48Speaker 4: and subscribe, hit the super chat.
- 52:54Speaker 1: He's on selling wheat on what Not. Hey, what's up? Guys?
- 52:58Speaker 4: Hey, you guys already know the secret menu. If I
- 53:03Speaker 4: didn't tell you about it, well you're too late. If
- 53:05Speaker 4: you want to buy it, go ahead and get it.
- 53:07Speaker 4: But you know what I'm saying. If you didn't get it,
- 53:09Speaker 4: you don't know the thing. That means you messed out.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Go ahead, you know what I'm saying, Hit or whatnot?
- 53:14Speaker 4: Or whatnot?
- 53:15Speaker 1: Do ease on yelling at his girlfriend, what the fuck
- 53:19Speaker 1: did you feed the cats? You got? I already fed
- 53:24Speaker 1: them in the morning. You don't have to feed them
- 53:25Speaker 1: three times a day. I already fed them. And you
- 53:31Speaker 1: know what, and did you take them?
- 53:33Speaker 4: Did you take the cats to go get neotered in
- 53:35Speaker 4: the morning, because that was the main thing I asked
- 53:38Speaker 4: you three weeks.
- 53:38Speaker 1: Ago, So I know what you saying. You have you.
- 53:50Speaker 4: Just went live want Hey, we just sold what a
- 53:54Speaker 4: little bit? I gotta I gotta, I gotta a rescuer
- 54:00Speaker 4: for one of the cats at your house.
- 54:02Speaker 1: We already found a home for it, the one on
- 54:05Speaker 1: the roof, We found a home for it. Were touching
- 54:08Speaker 1: my equipment though.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Dude, he's on coming back from the bathroom yelling at us,
- 54:12Speaker 5: what the fuck guys?
- 54:13Speaker 4: You didn't talk about nothing? Did you guys mention the
- 54:15Speaker 4: fucking show this weekend?
- 54:17Speaker 1: Tuck? When don't take a leak and you guys don't
- 54:20Speaker 1: even talk about nothing? What were we you guys for
- 54:22Speaker 1: doing up here? First of all topics? Rest of all,
- 54:27Speaker 1: we do look, we do have a fucking show to advertise.
- 54:30Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, fucking four to twenty make
- 54:33Speaker 2: sure you guys, get your tickets going down at the
- 54:36Speaker 2: Comedy Store.
- 54:38Speaker 1: We're doing that.
- 54:38Speaker 2: We don't smoke the same four to twenty comedy show,
- 54:41Speaker 2: last podcast.
- 54:42Speaker 1: We're doing the best of both worlds. All start lineup.
- 54:45Speaker 2: We're fucking podcasting and everybody who buys a ticket is
- 54:48Speaker 2: getting hooked up with a little thank you at the
- 54:50Speaker 2: end of the night.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Just show your ticket. Trust me, it's gonna be worth it.
- 54:53Speaker 2: Let him know that we could smoke out the comedy
- 54:55Speaker 2: Store and we're gonna have some dope sponsors as per usual.
- 54:59Speaker 4: Trust me, don't miss out. I'm closing out the show.
- 55:03Speaker 4: I'm doing opening the show.
- 55:06Speaker 5: But if you come out, you will be helping my
- 55:09Speaker 5: career and Extg's career and stand up comedy.
- 55:11Speaker 1: But about me, you don't do comedy. I could be
- 55:14Speaker 1: a manager, yeah all right.
- 55:16Speaker 5: I would never in my life, never in my life
- 55:19Speaker 5: be managed by fucking ease On. I wake up every
- 55:23Speaker 5: morning getting yelled at did you do then?
- 55:26Speaker 1: I was just gonna talk to him about but managing you,
- 55:29Speaker 1: that's wild. Don't do it, yo. But he does good though.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Remember when you hosted that show and this he would be.
- 55:35Speaker 5: Funny, you would he started having funny. He got a
- 55:37Speaker 5: couple of laps and he's like, fuck the light, I
- 55:40Speaker 5: run this podcast. Be reals, my dad, this is my show.
- 55:45Speaker 5: Guys hit that whatnot?
- 55:47Speaker 1: Hit that?
- 55:48Speaker 4: Subscribe? Make sure you guys hit the snapchat.
- 55:50Speaker 2: You first, can't get mad at me because I fucking
- 55:53Speaker 2: demand greatness.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Dog, That's the thing. You can't get mad at me,
- 55:56Speaker 1: because like, if.
- 55:57Speaker 2: It wasn't for motherfuckers like me trying to stir the ship,
- 56:00Speaker 2: we wouldn't be working up behind the seat.
- 56:02Speaker 1: You're just guarantee setting this ship out.
- 56:04Speaker 2: If you weren't driving this, you don't have to be
- 56:05Speaker 2: the funniest motherfucker. Trust me, you weren't driving this. I
- 56:08Speaker 2: can make things happen. So if you weren't driving the ship,
- 56:10Speaker 2: we'd be Somalian pirates. First of all, that my sash
- 56:13Speaker 2: is real. Don't think fake is his hair.
- 56:15Speaker 5: The only thing fakes his hair and his attitude. Sometimes
- 56:18Speaker 5: when he pretends to be nice, this motherfucker thinks he's
- 56:20Speaker 5: a real crop.
- 56:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm only nice when I'm building you up
- 56:26Speaker 1: to break you down. Because I'm building you up to
- 56:28Speaker 1: break you down. I'm gonna pick you up so I
- 56:30Speaker 1: can smack you from that. But you know what I mean,
- 56:32Speaker 1: I'll be a good T shirt. I'm gonna pick you up.
- 56:34Speaker 2: And i'm gonna be that look at you and then
- 56:35Speaker 2: I'm be You need to stop sucking around because we
- 56:37Speaker 2: got work to do.
- 56:38Speaker 1: I think I saved your guys relationship. On the last
- 56:41Speaker 1: group chat. I had to say chill because it was
- 56:43Speaker 1: like he told me he wanted to fight me in
- 56:45Speaker 1: the last check yo gate.
- 56:49Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the best over text he's on. He's constantly ready,
- 56:56Speaker 5: he's almost ready. He's ready to fight me on that
- 56:59Speaker 5: group chat all the time. But when I see him
- 57:01Speaker 5: in person, he's like, what's up, fool?
- 57:04Speaker 2: You usually say stupid shit when there's like three days
- 57:06Speaker 2: to get over it. It's never like, you know, Tuesday,
- 57:11Speaker 2: six pm.
- 57:12Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's always like fucking Saturday.
- 57:15Speaker 1: You know we don't have the podcast for four days.
- 57:17Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna get over it. I'm gonna get
- 57:19Speaker 1: some pussy up. Yeah, Bro, come on dogs, Like, so
- 57:23Speaker 1: you're saying trying Tuesday, dogs, how it works out? Wednesday?
- 57:27Speaker 1: That's kig Xavier Bro.
- 57:28Speaker 3: We used to start forty minutes late on Thursday. By Wednesday,
- 57:31Speaker 3: he's most.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Likely over again about it. Listen, Dog, you fool don't
- 57:36Speaker 1: understand that. It's a love for us to all somebody
- 57:38Speaker 1: needs to like, yeah, you.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Can't underplay it like that, bro, because there has to
- 57:41Speaker 2: be somebody to fucking corract it with to make shit.
- 57:43Speaker 1: Happen, brose right day right right right?
- 57:45Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end of the day, bro, Like, there
- 57:47Speaker 2: has to be somebody with a fucking game plan, not everybody.
- 57:50Speaker 1: The creative director of Apple is only one person.
- 57:52Speaker 2: Steve Jobs is only one person too, But Steve Job
- 57:55Speaker 2: commanded a lot more, you know what I mean?
- 57:57Speaker 1: He also had Mark Works for him. Steve Jobs was
- 57:59Speaker 1: the Mark Works, you know what I mean? Hey, mister uh.
- 58:04Speaker 1: One of my favorite influencers is fucking Adam sixteen. Are
- 58:08Speaker 1: you excited for him to fight Chason Love? Get him
- 58:11Speaker 1: on the fucking pod? Adam sixteen? But yeah, Adam twenty
- 58:13Speaker 1: two if you's what you want to call him?
- 58:16Speaker 3: Yeah, his number Nah, he hit up on a sixteen
- 58:18Speaker 3: year old, so we switched it from twenty two to sixteen.
- 58:20Speaker 1: Oh, that fool Dog's bag.
- 58:23Speaker 5: Bro.
- 58:23Speaker 1: This they went on his pot and burn that full out.
- 58:25Speaker 4: Bro.
- 58:25Speaker 1: He's weird though, listen full nonetheless, side letting some guy
- 58:29Speaker 1: he got.
- 58:30Speaker 2: I guess he's still got impersonal if I had, if
- 58:33Speaker 2: I had to really bet on that dog, I almost
- 58:35Speaker 2: feel like that marriage is just like fake.
- 58:37Speaker 1: It's all stage. There's an agreement where it's like, all right, whatever,
- 58:40Speaker 1: we had a kid just because he wanted. Yeah, I
- 58:42Speaker 1: honestly it makes too much money for them to be
- 58:44Speaker 1: stupid and divorce.
- 58:46Speaker 2: Like I feel like it was like a joke at first,
- 58:47Speaker 2: and then after that they just like, Hey, we're gonna
- 58:49Speaker 2: probably not fuck with each other, but we can't get
- 58:51Speaker 2: caught burning each other.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Say they're even bony? Probably not, that's what that's That's
- 58:56Speaker 1: how I think we're like. But why would you say?
- 58:58Speaker 1: But why would you they are bony? Because he's do that? Bro?
- 59:00Speaker 2: If you're if you're a businessman, dog, why would you
- 59:03Speaker 2: fuck your feelings dog, especially somebody like Adam.
- 59:06Speaker 1: You know, because that's your wife. Bro. Fuck money, Fuck money, Bro.
- 59:10Speaker 1: You gotta be a fucking man. You can't be the
- 59:12Speaker 1: fucking cuck of the world. He's the cuck of the world.
- 59:14Speaker 1: Every time I think of a couck, I'm like a
- 59:16Speaker 1: Do you think because he loves his girl too much? No,
- 59:19Speaker 1: he loves the money.
- 59:20Speaker 5: Bro.
- 59:21Speaker 1: So he lets he'd let his wife get coocked because
- 59:24Speaker 1: of their logic. Is their logic in his their logic,
- 59:28Speaker 1: and his logic is she lets that.
- 59:30Speaker 3: Full fuck twenty thirty forty bitches for one time she
- 59:34Speaker 3: gets fucked by one dude.
- 59:35Speaker 5: His logic is like, its not worth it, never worthy it,
- 59:38Speaker 5: Brover worth it, never worth it.
- 59:41Speaker 1: That's his logic. That's your girl. Forty for every fifty one.
- 59:44Speaker 3: I get one, and I get what he says, because
- 59:46Speaker 3: you got three somes, he gets the fuck they don't
- 59:47Speaker 3: not worth.
- 59:48Speaker 1: It, not worth it.
- 59:49Speaker 5: Life is unfair, and I'm sorry for women, but it's
- 59:52Speaker 5: different when a guy cheats in one a woman cheats.
- 59:54Speaker 2: Bro But but look, just because they're on camera, that
- 59:56Speaker 2: doesn't mean that there's not a lot of people having
- 59:59Speaker 2: open marriages that that are probably even worse. But you
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, Yo, there's some fool out
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: there that is just like I know, my girl's a
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: bottle girl and somebody's gonna pay her to fuck, but
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: she comes home.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: To me, and you know what I mean, You're not
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: so you don't admit it's different when a man cheats
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: and a woman cheats.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: I want to say it's different. It's the same sh.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: They even know it's emotional physical, bro, I can smash
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: the bitch.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: And are you talking about the cause I meant like
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: the action is no, like I meaning.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Overall, it's cheating.
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: Cheating is cheating, don't get me wrong, But it's different
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: when a man cheats on a woman than when a
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: woman cheats on a man.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: If she's a porn star first, But even then.
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: If I found out my chick just fuck some random
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: dude at this anywhere, I'd be well, like that, you're
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: a slot. But she just hooked up with a coworker
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: because I'm not giving her attention, I get more of that.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're saying.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: We're saying when a woman cheats kids worse than when
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: I'm can just hook up with anybody.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: She's a major sluck because mostly girls hook up with emotions.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: You don't. Everyone gotta keep it down long.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: It would be like it's some lady like all random
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: and she'd be like, oh she got got what fucking
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: the guy from her church and ship they've been in
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: a relationship for like two years. You're like, juice, Ladies,
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: you never cheat emotionally, chicks, you won't never catch him
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: cheating dog. And but back in the day, like Foo,
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: we had like my aunt, like we were cool. We
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: were cool with her boyfriend dog and I had my uncle,
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: but we knew my aunt's boyfriend.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: Like if he was family and Chip, Wow, clean that ship. No,
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: it's all good. Don't like ladies are smooth with it.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: A fool get busted.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Fools to get busted, and you and you know why
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: fools to get busted before fools be taking bitches to
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: the movies and fucking kicking with them like all the
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: time and not expecting their that tick that they're cheating.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: With to be like, hey enough fucking cheating bro. I
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: like you, like, we fucking do all this ship the fuck?
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: What the fuck you're talking about? You know what I'm saying.
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: Foods, They cheat with chicks and they become they build
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: a relationship ladies. Boy, like I phone the fucking gardener
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: at home. People never talk to them again, you know
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: what I'm saying. And and I'm gonna take this bit
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: to the movies even more foods to get behind us.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: You're like, Dick, I don't know why this was all attached.
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: You're like, Dick, you fucking bring her around, you kick
- 1:02:55Speaker 4: with the homies with her, Like what the fuck, how
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: do you think she's not gonna.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: Get attached exactly? Anybody? You can't know that I know.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: And that's why I tell you boy.
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: Ladies will be like like, oh yeah, I boned the
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: fucking pool guy from the neighbor. Nobody ever knows ever,
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: motherfucking the food bones the fucking neighbor.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Everybody know about neighbor. Right now, Niddy's over here tweeting.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, And that's like just bo
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: neighbors today. Yeah, foods are just sneaky. Bro, have you
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: ever been the gardener? I don't even know how the
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: fun was a lawn more than nothing? No? You said no? Oh,
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: like the like the sancho like that she's married or
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: or she's got a bot one ship like.
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: You know what I haven't. I'm just lucky, bro, You
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: How was that lucky? How was you trying out? And
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: then I don't want to do that because you have
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: to your fool, You have to deal. No, no, no, no,
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: he's right. You gotta lay the pipe.
- 1:04:11Speaker 11: Look look Tommy, hey, look bro, Tommy is one right.
- 1:04:18Speaker 11: She's taking egg Look, Tommy may not make a lot
- 1:04:21Speaker 11: of sense.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: You have to you eventually, Bro, you have to deal
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: with that other fucking guy.
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: Bro, and he's not supposed to know you're not trying
- 1:04:33Speaker 5: to do that ship your fuck that girl, and yeah,
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: that's you're.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: Bone to check off bombs. She's gonna want to bone again.
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: You're gonna want to bone again. You're gonna keep boning
- 1:04:43Speaker 4: evancy your motherfucker. Your girl's gonna find out, or her
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: fucking vaca's gonna find out, or a cousin someone, Hey,
- 1:04:50Speaker 4: I seen.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: You with this bitch. But that's what I'm saying. Like,
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: fo fuck that ship, dog.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: You don't even have to fucking yeah, bro, look he's
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: right whenever you like for about whatever, you chick that
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: has a boyfriend, even whether she's hiding hiding it or not,
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: that ship is like whenever it's number one.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: It's not a matter of if. It's a matter of
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: when it's gonna catch up and it's gonna blow up
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: your face. And when it does, either you're gonna fucking
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: be your own or fucking she or fucking.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: Either want to fight you or he's gonna want to
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: murk you food. Like especially if they have kids. Yeah,
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: He's be like, what especially that's gonna be like, hey, Hopie,
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: you've been hanging around little Adrian, deal with that bull.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Go to their house with that ship. You don't go
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: to their house, bro that come up on your spote.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: I'm not dealing with what if the box is fied?
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: If you, if you, if you, if the box is fied,
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: you would go to the opposes neighborhood with funk with
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: the lights on and leave.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: I'm broke. You always gonna know And then like even.
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: You have a story one time when you were with
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: the chicken, then the FAA pulled up and jump with.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: The yes and Ray had to hack me up. Ray
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: had to pick me up from that promotion. Fool, you
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: got a hotel. Wouldn't happen if you would have fucked
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: her out, your pad wouldn't happened. No food, chill, eventually
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: you would have had to dealt with that food. No.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: But what he's saying is, at this point, I'm like,
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: if there would have been any jack and no boxes
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: in the box, I would have found out a long
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: time ago. But I had to find out this way
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: because bitches be lying, you know what I mean? So
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: like and then when they lie, they just you know
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: what happened? The woman that foo was trying to kick
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: in the door.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I'm just like, bitch,
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: he's gonna shoot both of us.
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: And you gonna be with you, gonna be with the
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: hindout fool and you won't even know that.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: You're like, dick, this bitch has a boyfriend and.
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: You're like, hey, what and she's like okay, I didn't
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: want to.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: And you'd be like, what her house? I love her?
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Why are you at her house? You're not? That's who's
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: the dude. This is a high out that you've seen
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: that Walmart. Hey, how you doing? You were back to
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: your pattern? You get a hotel with her? It supposed
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: say Walmart. Couldn't even say Target. It is supposed anywhere
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: you mean out Walmart? Walmart food five five, but that's
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: even worse food. That's the bag that has five and
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: nothing to lose.
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: Have to mounth they don't matter seven eleven.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: If you Tommy's Wow, did we got the old Tommy
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: back against seven eleven?
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Hea? Or Walmart? Hein no? Seven eleven? Heina over a Walmart?
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: He now because Walmart you still gotta walk out to
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: the bargain alight. Let let's be let's see, let's take
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: her boat. And it's like, oh no, no, no, no,
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: I'm going home. Let's take a boat. Though, I mean
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: where you go there? Where you picking up at Target? Walmart?
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: And what's the other store? Seven? Costco? What are you
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: picking up at? Costco? Costco? Costco? Really? I was gonna
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: say Target, food, Costco membership home, that's the whole you want.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: And even if she's single, like a single mom, bro,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: she got bank account. She's shopping at Costco? Okay, Target,
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: it Walmart? After you don't what about about targeting Bright?
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna break it down every store for you.
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: I'm gonna break down every store for you. I'm gonna
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: break down every store for you. I'm gonna break down
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: every store for you.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: Costco. Behina has a botto?
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: Yeah, her life, we're out of Conto today, No Costco.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: Get money?
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: That bit definitely got whether whether she's in your life
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: or out of your life.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: No Target, she has a Target had a baby bottle?
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Do you mean also like divorce dad, no family.
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: There's a household, nigga, there's a household can't talking.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Costco put jamas at Christmas baby, Yeah, same match. She
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: has a family picture type ship and walking is at Costco.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: They got no daddy.
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: Tell me when the workers know the girl cast here
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: maybe the girls who shop they have that casts Costiers.
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: I'll tell you Cosco are going. I'll tell you right now,
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: tell you right now. The people around, but the cashier witting.
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: The cashier is witty. What about Target?
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: She's cheating? No Target, you finally got nice shop she
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: got nice? She got the kid now night she has
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: a kid. Target is down Target Broad you get what
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: he was cracking. I've seen you around. She's like, but
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: I got a kid? What's cinding? But hey, what's your name?
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Boom kid? Target kid five? Be low? So Walmart is
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: no kid?
- 1:09:32Speaker 12: Walmart kid baby, daddy, boyfriend? What's crack anything? Look at
- 1:09:40Speaker 12: guy got Walmart? Walmart is looking Guy got was like,
- 1:09:44Speaker 12: oh what yeah?
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: But he's had right now? Yeah? Hey, Walmart is what
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: It's like that song who.
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: Have bad Rocky remember on sucking over the top When
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: my head around Walmart?
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: At the Walmart, it's easier than a Target girl.
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: If the bitch flowing chick going, if the bitch smokes,
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: she pokes. I don't funk around too long with.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: He's like I've had sugar, No, because I don't keep
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: bitches around. But you're married.
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: I'm talking about way before, long time ago.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I got shot the fuck up? What about bitches
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: at Ralph's. He's not lying though, I've seen it. When
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: this bitch car in the car they got to go
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: home to damn he hold on, hold on, you got
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: giving up all those secrets. Hold on, hold on, time out.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Has anybody on this year? Has that? A mama loped
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: down to Okay? Then letting Xavier fucking talk there. I
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: got a T shirt on. Then the motherfucker goes terrady
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: because I know for a fact that Xavier has had
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: When I was looking at all the pictures, Hey, I
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: don't know the best part about it. Like she wasn't
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: a super sugar mama. She wasn't rich, she flew you
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: she was. She was just older. Bro. She blew get
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: mouthed dog dude, dude, dude, dude. We would go we
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: would we would go to dinners.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: I offlown now, I ain't gonna be man for fuck it.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: We would go to Vegas all time. She finding to Vegas,
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: and and it wasn't even too crazy.
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: Like I'm not even saying. She wasn't like rich. She
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: wasn't a sugar mama. She wasn't like some like super rich.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: I got divorced. She just had alimony. And every time
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: we'd go out to dinner, she was your translation lady talk.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: She would pay and she would say, I'm paying this
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: with alimony, and it was some type of where we're like,
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: I wasn't with it, because alimal means that you're like fifty. No,
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: you could be fifty and fine, I'll show you, I'll
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: show you around. She was fine. She was taking pictures
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: of this fool like by the pool and this was
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: like this, Hey, that's weird. That's another one that's weird.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Like what were you're thinking? What she was taking pictures
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: of you all us? Is she going? God damn, excreme,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: she's going. She's going better. I didn't even see don't
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: show me, yo, don't even don't show me. I just
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: know she's going.
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: I would let her buy me stuff, all this stuff. Bro,
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: God damn, she's gonna just buy you. She's gonna buy
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: up the order man food. You might get to the
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: picture I'm man so cool.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: God damn damn, I did not she does that. You're
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: here all the COVID and you're here. She's not the COVID.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: She's the complete opposite of what is who's doing right
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: here with us? Let me see that's the one that
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: meant yes, brought, I brought to the studio. God damn
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: extreme studio. Remember, yeahn COVID.
- 1:12:54Speaker 13: What's she likes for a new sugar song?
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: Look, she wasn't, but like you know what I mean,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: like she she definitely she definitely had had it get
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: done up. She looked good. She looked good, not done up, but.
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: Like what she was done of it was just like damn,
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Like that's like a couple of extra points type of ship.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: And I was just like all right, for I see you.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: You can't never hate on your homies, like especially him
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: thought because like you know, like like he like, what
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: is it I'm in I'm in a serious relationship and
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: what is it?
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: Like obviously he sees me in a different time than
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: I have. But I can't never be a homie to
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: hate on the next man where he's like hey, if
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: he's kind of he's living through it. I'm a cheer
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: for you stuff.
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: Whatever. Do you remember this one? Tell me, do you
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: remember this little Indian chick that I would expect the scene.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: I want to be a sugar son. If anybody's out there,
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: there's a girl that sugar.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: There's a girl that drove in to Texas, from from
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: from Texas to California just to hang out with me.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: You don't remember her? Damns going good. That's the one
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: that became friends with my lady. No, No, that's another one.
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: Was damn.
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: Actually has at least two STDs, not just he's for
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: sure that drink for sure that and unknown. I don't know.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Little milkshake they make you drink when you get some ship.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: There is a milkshake when when you get like them,
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: they make it.
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: It's like a milkshake. They called them milkshad's remember George,
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: I never.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Drank it nasty. I never drank it, but I had
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: from home and he said, did that ship? I was
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: like a milkshake. If it is nasty though, because it
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: looks like a milkshake, food milk, they just call it.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: When you're raised disgusting, dog peing, raisins, razors get burns,
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: I get hurt.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: I think you said Raisins and I was like, God damn.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Mahomie was a player, you know this who super match
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: and not food. He's the one to show me. He's like,
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: I gotta drink this ship. I'm like, what is that?
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: He's like, bro, it's fucking grows.
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: But I fucking but this was what was the mac,
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: biggest mac in the world food to this day, we're
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: not to this day because he's married and ship. But
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: but when he when we were in our day, this
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: motherfucker would bring him around like killer and the whole family.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: Motherfuckers aren't killers.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Do you remember the last job all of them work?
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: All right, you remember the last job he worked at,
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: like before you took coming series me.
- 1:15:29Speaker 14: Yeah, he's never worked. All right, we know that, all right?
- 1:15:36Speaker 14: BJ Cineplex serving and uh like painting, Like you know
- 1:15:42Speaker 14: what I was thinking about? Remember that job that I
- 1:15:43Speaker 14: told you when I used to work Valet for the
- 1:15:45Speaker 14: U c l A.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: What is it? Drafting?
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: Valet Parkers got they got all the links.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: I tell you the story. Let me tell you the
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: story when I stole Phil Jackson's phone, shot the wife
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: for what? All right, So Chip to do it chill fool,
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: So so look for chill, look for ye tell me
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: tell me podcasting the dog. So I used to work
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: parking vallet when they when U C. L A used
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: to have like the season.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Basketball for the team right and right outside the stadium,
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: they have a staircase that goes into a parking lot
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: and only for the season. For the basketball seasons when
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: they're playing home, they have like VIPs pulling to do valet.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: I used to do some of the ballet fucking service
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: there because my homie got me that gig, and I
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: so like, well, I used to work like at the
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: chase what is it England Wood for what's that fucking
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: stadium right there? That next so Fire and and the
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: one before that the the the play concerts at Yeah,
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: so I got that job because of the forum. So
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: I remember the first time I was star truck, I
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: parked Kareem Abdul's Jabbar's car. I was parking like famous
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: people's car right And the first time I parked Phil
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: Jackson super fucking pimped out excursion truck that I was like,
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: because everybody tipp pretty good.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: The person that tipped the most was Floyd Mayweather Floyd
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: Mayweather had everybody get out of this because he doesn't count.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Hold on, let me finish.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Floyd Mayweather fucking had everybody. He said, who's on break
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: right now too? He had everybody call up whoever was
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: on break and tipped everybody. And the person who fucking
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: moved his car and I got to move his car
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: once got five hundred bucks. So like everybody else got
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: a hundred bucks. So we used to have famous people pull.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: Up like that.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: You know the thing I've heard Mayweather is a piece
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: of ship when it comes. He doesn't know how to count, bro,
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: so he thought he was giving you.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: They're tripping, Doug. I remember, I know for a fact,
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: so look for so once. So the first time Phil
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: Jackson came by, I got his car. I got it
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: back for him. Didn't fucking tip, right, I got mad, right,
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, I got I got mad.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: I got over it.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: But I noticed he was scouting players, right, So he
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: would come up a lot, bro, He would, he would
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: fucking that, he would come. He would come a lot
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: to the season to try to scout people. And dog,
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: I know when the season was ending because I played
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: for like I mean, I fucking worked there for three seasons, but.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: I knew I was gonna quit, and he still had
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: that truck full.
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: And I knew that every time I saw in this
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: truck he has some a bottle of peals in the man,
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: are you.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: Fucking thirty minutes? He had three fucking three fucking phones
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: in there. So, dog, what do I do? I forgot
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: what he's talking about.
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: I know that I'm gonna quit. Tell everybody else did
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: it all right? So so what is it the only
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: one I know that I'm gonna quit?
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: Yeah? So I know that I'm gonna fucking quit, dog,
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: because I know this is my last time working this
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: valet shit. So I fucking take his phone.
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: Dog, I take one of the three phones. That phone
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: had dirty pictures, That phone had Kobe's number. That phone
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: has so yeah, dog, that phone had to say let
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: me see. No, Dog, I took that food's fucking black phone.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: The food he was fucking bitches on type of shit.
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: Because when I took it to the homide to jail
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: break it, like I remember, he was like, Yo, this
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: is what I found and this is you know what
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: I mean? And then like he was just like you
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: want to sell? Do you want to and I was like, well,
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: let me get that info and this is yeah, like
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: and you're gonna be kicked.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: I mean you know at that time, I mean super
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: fucking I was like fresh out of college or like
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: still in college, didn't exist yet. Yeah, so but low key.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: Though, like that ship because that shit pissed me off,
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: because I'm like, how the fuck you want to coach
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: the Bulls and the Lakers and not be able to tip.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: Not even once. I'm like, fuck you, Phil Jackson, he
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: team fucking bastard.
- 1:19:23Speaker 15: I got a question off topic, go for it, and
- 1:19:27Speaker 15: it is that fool he did. That's his painting. But yes,
- 1:19:34Speaker 15: he said, yes, where is this?
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: He got it out of my swords in l A
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: because I had touch off my school dog.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: Where is that?
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: You have to get it on what have the fucking
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: eyebro the comedy called that ship off first. I was
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: like this to my neighbors painting.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: Everybody, we're gonna have to somebody's doing a comedy shine
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: Sorry who said his art is in the comedy Mothership?
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: No, but that's what's crazy food.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: Yeah, that is my and I talked to everybody that's
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: on the podcast my podcast. We also explain to everybody
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: who's okay, so this al.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: Right, I'm gonna tell you guys right now, Tommy walked in.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: Tommy walked in and he said, I know whose art
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: that is. I called bullshit.
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: He's gonna said, I bought it from some fucking swamp
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: me market for one hundred bucks. Tommy DM the artist
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: you thought it was, and it's that motherfucker's fucking art.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: Temmy. Look, Tommy literally walked in. Should have bought all
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: the pieces.
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: When I walked in, I said, that's to my neighbors.
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: He's I don't know who did it. I said, that's him, bro,
- 1:20:35Speaker 4: I said, he does those faintings, Bro. And then right
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: now here, I send them a trashy zone players, trash raising, No, no,
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: this is it is.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: I just knew it was him.
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: That's how you know Jamar's neighbors, your motherfucking artist, players.
- 1:20:52Speaker 4: I noticed your ship from a mile away. As soon
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: as I walked in, I said, that's my neighbors. And
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: now that I d MD when betimes to a times, Yeah.
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: But food tell me the first time I didn't tell you.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: You know what, We're gonna have to call it in.
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: Call it in, everybody, in the house and I'm saying, hey,
- 1:21:11Speaker 4: that's super awesome.
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: Hey, but tell that food be like, if he wants
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: to even see it again, he has to even come
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: on this podcast. You got to come on the show.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: He's just shid that. Come on, just said that. But
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: you give it back, No dog, he's gonna sign it
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: and he can buy it back. You know what's crazy.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: I've had.
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: You got a price, I've had. Yes, Look, I'm gonna
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: tell you price. This is another story I'm about to
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: tell you, guys. I remember so you know the fucking
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: the set right there behind you with the trippy eyes
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: on all the Simpsons. I about two of those sets, right,
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: So there was two sets. I about one to stash
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: and about one to put it in the in the display.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: The food that was doing it had given up on
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: his artwork, right, He was all sad and he was like,
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start making ice cream, right, So he
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: started making ice cream. You know when the fucking rolling
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: ice cream was popping, but he was on the first
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: one was doing so he killed it in the ice
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: cream ship. Right after he made some money in the
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: ice cream ship, he kissed me up after a session.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: He was like, hey man, I've been doing pretty well
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: this and that.
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: You remember that art piece that I told you I
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: didn't want to sell, but you just wouldn't let it
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: go about the Simpsons And I sold it to you
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, He's like I want to
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: buy it back.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: I was like, well I got two you know what
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I was like remember that. He was
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: just like yeah. And then I was like, you know,
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: I'm not going to get it, Like I was like,
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: to be fair, I'm you know, this is some art ship.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: I'm not going to give it back to you, like
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: at the price that you gave it to me, especially
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: after you're telling me that you fucking and a cop outfit.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: This motherfucker literally is the definition of fucking.
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: Yesterday's price is not today's price, asshole.
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: So how about so he's telling me he made like
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: a million dollars of ice cream? Yeah, bro, Like what
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: the fuck food? It was like change, I'm over here. Yeah,
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: so you know I was over here negotiating with him,
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: and you know, you know, I got a good good amount.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: Overten ground undertand ground over what you pay just don't
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: know how much you pay for what? How much more
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: you how much more you doubled your money talking about
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: said over ten gund I paid up.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: I paid under ten grand for it, and I got
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: over ten grand from But it's it's five fucking uh,
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: it's the whole set.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a connection. Yeah, oh the bar ones. So
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: how much? So how much for that? If you wanted
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: it back? How how well did you that? I'm over here,
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: I was like, how well did Creeper show pay you? Like?
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: I was like, because I watched it, he was on that.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: I saw you on the Cupcakes show making cupcakes, your
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: creeper and his fucking pimple face, Homie, that dog, I
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: watched listen, bro, I watched the fucking shows that make sense.
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: I don't watch the showls or the movies that don't
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: make sense. Like when you're gonna tell me the first
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: time I heard Kid Frost had changed my life and
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: I knew I wanted to make music. I'm not gonna
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: watch that movie, Homie. I was like, I know, it's
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: it's this cliche.
- 1:23:51Speaker 4: You're fucking you're you're feeding into the stereotych It's not real, dog,
- 1:23:57Speaker 4: I don't never have a fuck.
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: There's no fucking there's no movie.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: About a white person. Talking about the first time I
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: heard the Oscar Mayer Wiener song, I knew I wanted to.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: Get that ship out of here. Books gotta be a
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: better writer forever. Hey, this food looks like a skinny
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, huh talking about talking about what's the next movie?
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: Hey, we gotta say the tackle shop. Otherwise mom and
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: dad are deported. Get the funk out of your bro.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: Like the Beatles, what's that marble movie they gave us? Hey,
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: that should be a movie. He's a janitor first, Like, no,
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: that should make a movie.
- 1:24:32Speaker 4: About a food about a food. Who fucking has a
- 1:24:37Speaker 4: fucking high in high school? He's like in ten grade
- 1:24:41Speaker 4: they start fucking doing catches and he gets pregnant and
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: then that wool have to get a hoghla.
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: The time to make movies. That's a regular fucking movie.
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: The time, the time to make those movies beca what's
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: la bamba me Familia and all movies like that?
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: That was the time, you know. The thing the thing,
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: But the thing that pisces me off is that since.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: That time, a couple of the fuckers like to act
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: that our stories that we make have never changed they
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: still want to put us together. Hey, the immigrant that
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: came here and changed his life through music, The immigrant
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: that came here and changed his life through the board, Like, motherfucker,
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: just the shades and the same fucking story you told
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: the Nabamba, the same story you told enough of media
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: you still want to pitch it to this day and
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: use your resources like that, Get the fuck out of here, bro,
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Get some bitter writers, Like, Yo, there's fools out here.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: Got You're I'm believing that Mark Wahlberg is Max Pain.
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: You know how you do that with fucking good directors
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: and good people that produce you, that make you believe it. Bro,
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: Stop making us put these fucking rolls where we're always
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: so fucking stereotypical. Dog like, Yo, that shits so fucking
- 1:25:46Speaker 2: washed up, bro, Like, I'm so tired of that shit.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: Fools over here talking about like, hey, bro, how many
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: fucking movies you're gonna make?
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: You?
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: Because Bro, I expect better and I want better for
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: our people.
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: Know, the same ship that were still getting from La
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: Bamba Me Like, Yo, how many bobs do I need
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: to see the evolution of Bob?
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like tired of that ship?
- 1:26:07Speaker 4: Like like obambas are sorry about Richie Val musician other stuff,
- 1:26:12Speaker 4: like you know that you could be tripping on this.
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: You want to see a young houseale of Dorian become
- 1:26:16Speaker 5: a fucking CEO of the oil company, you know what?
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: You know what? Just me out Like who's over here
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: talking about still fucking making movies?
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: Talk about music changing my life? And somebody movie. Look,
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: there's like so many stories out there. Who make a
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: story about you know what I mean? You know, I'll
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: go watch that ship that's fucking sick as fuck? How
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: the fuck do you change the worst country to.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: The best ship.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: Make a movie about that motherfucker dog, you know what
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: I mean? Make a movie like you know what I mean?
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: Like you know what's you know this movie?
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: That was cool? Somebody's making a movie?
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: What was you know what was another movie that I
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: saw was like finally, I was like the story of triumph,
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: but we're not fucking crossing a border when the miners
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: got stuck in Chile.
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I was like finally, I
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: was like another true story, you know what I mean?
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: But I was like I like seeing the diversity as
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: all IM saying, dog, stop making us drug dealers. Stop
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: making us fucking like, hey, bro, like we make get
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: drug dealers.
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: Yeah, we make good drug dealers. Bro. When I see
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: us in movies, I'm like, yeah, I will buy drugs
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: for them.
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: Like look, bro, you know Foo foods well over here,
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: Like like, you know the thing about Danny Trenko, And
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: I love Danny Treko and I've ever met him, And
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: when I get to meet him, I'm gonna shake his
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: hand because he's been one of the persons that I'm
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: just like, hey man, salute to you for not falling
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: into that lane.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: He did Spike Kids, he did.
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: Fucking Blood and Blood Out, and he did all kinds
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: of other mediocre movies and he got his check. But
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: at the end of the day, Bro, there's people that
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: come take a picture with him because he's a theo
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: from Spike Kid. There's people that love my check then,
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: and there's people who love Blood and Out. At the
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: end of the day, he didn't fall into one fucking lane.
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: And that, to me, that ship is respectable, Doug, because
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: that's really keeping true to the fucking artificihit.
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: How was at work one day, like straight work for
- 1:27:55Speaker 4: fucking mad building stage and shit, and I heard forget
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: three plates looking at fucking that food. Danny Threill, I
- 1:28:03Speaker 4: swear DOGG and I was like, I'm fucking working food.
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: Tell me they give you a raise? Ball can't be
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: working like that? And someone I look and I was like,
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: who is it? And it was him fucking raised dog
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: Let me call your manager.
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: And dogg and I'm like, what the fuck? Bobby D
- 1:28:17Speaker 4: was my manager. I was working for like he was
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: he was. We were working for Bobby D, but doing
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: like events, the events setting up the d at least
- 1:28:28Speaker 4: for him, and then food. This was like three plays.
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: I was like, who the fuck is coming? And it
- 1:28:33Speaker 4: was fucking Danny Threhill.
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: I was like, what's up. He's like, what's up?
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: I meet him Coda the barber and his manager, other
- 1:28:41Speaker 4: foods and kool Aid, Lady Cooler and she's like, hey,
- 1:28:45Speaker 4: like this is Tommy like showing mad love. Kol Aide
- 1:28:48Speaker 4: always shows you.
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: Remember when if we try to squirrel and I'm like
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: something at him.
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: I'm not here fucking that work like a motherfucking this
- 1:28:55Speaker 4: food that would watch as a little kid.
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: You knows.
- 1:28:59Speaker 4: He's like, hey, three places like I was, what the hell?
- 1:29:03Speaker 4: Like just tripping down, and that's why I was like, hey,
- 1:29:06Speaker 4: it's something here, so even.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: And do all this ship.
- 1:29:13Speaker 4: Like everything that I've been trying and letting people like
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: what I'm working for and towards, it's happening.
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: It's happening. Bro.
- 1:29:22Speaker 4: It might not be as fast as I wanted or
- 1:29:24Speaker 4: the way that I want it, but little by little motherfuckers,
- 1:29:27Speaker 4: that's just cracking and it's happening. That's what it's cracking.
- 1:29:32Speaker 4: And I'm saying, hey, hey, put me in that ship.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: So that you pitched a movie when you met him.
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: As soon as I talked to him, Yes, I passed
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: some of my fucking no no no music no. I
- 1:29:44Speaker 4: talked to him. I was like, hey, nice meeting you,
- 1:29:47Speaker 4: like no kool aid. She was like, hey, like this
- 1:29:50Speaker 4: is time he does all this and he's like, we
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: gotta do something.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: I was like, let's get it. I think, And I
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: seen Coddy and I told him, let's make this ship.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: I think.
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: I think real ship though, like you know how I've
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: been ranting about just like that, Like I'm like, we
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: things should be done differently. I think that low key
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: us as like a whole collective, we have the resources
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: to maybe like put the pieces together to maybe try
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: to make something fucking happen where where it just looks
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: fucking different. Dog Like, not every commercial needs to be done,
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: don't Finnacisco style, you know what I mean?
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: Motherfucker's not like you know, it's just so much different, ship, bro.
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: Like, every time you have a Latino and a fucking cast,
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: they gotta make everybody Latino like food.
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: What about us over here?
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Dog, I got the most diverse fucking podcasts and fucking
- 1:30:34Speaker 2: out there.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: Dog, I don't know. I don't want to be the
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: number one Rosa podcast.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: I don't want to be the number one Latino podcast
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: diverses versus everything.
- 1:30:42Speaker 4: You know that we can work Mexicans, Iberians, whatever, Dog,
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: it don't matter, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: So just good ship, good fruit.
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: Bruce Banners said, three plates ain't funny quote from Lucky
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: from Huntstocks.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: You heard that damn man and that who has to
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: stop saying him stuff about black people? First, all right,
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: like adress, what did you say about black people?
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's what's been under fire for
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: so long. And then on top of that, you piss
- 1:31:12Speaker 2: off fucking psycho realm. Hey man, he's not doing know yourself,
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: no favorites, leave timmy alone.
- 1:31:18Speaker 4: Dog, Hey what's going on over here? But hey, Doug,
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: he's not he might not be the only motherfucker whatever.
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: Not the first, he's not the first, and he's not
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: the last.
- 1:31:29Speaker 4: And that's what that's the platform. If you're talking about
- 1:31:32Speaker 4: me at all, it's good. Thank you for talking about
- 1:31:34Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, like, thank you for throwing
- 1:31:36Speaker 4: my name out there, which is cool.
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: That's the thing, bro, Like you can't fucking say like
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: like you can't fucking say something on a podcast, like you.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: Can't throw a stone and then fucking hide your hand.
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: Bro, Like somebody is gonna be like, hey, bro, like
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: is it like if, like, for example, here, somebody's like,
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: is it true he's donna fucking made that joke about waterman,
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: i'mnna be like yeah, and fucking two hours and fifteen
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: minutes and it was isn't that bad?
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: Like seriously, like and it's like I don't want to
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: sound arrogant, but it's like if I gotta say sorry,
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: you say sorry and you move the fuck up, but.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: You there's no throwing the stone and hiding your hand.
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: Bro. At the end of the day, if you're gonna
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: say something, you gotta one up be like you know what,
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: I was taking a mom and I said, I don't
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: know what to fucking tell you.
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? You'm gonna change that?
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: You want me to be?
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: Like shares and if I could turn back time and
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: all this ship. No, Bro, that's not how life is.
- 1:32:28Speaker 5: No.
- 1:32:28Speaker 4: But when people get when people get hung up on
- 1:32:31Speaker 4: what somebody says, who cares, bro, Okay, there's a gang
- 1:32:35Speaker 4: of fucking people probably think the same.
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: They don't matter. You got more supporters, more supporters. It's
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: like this, who's showing you? Like, Hey, Doug?
- 1:32:43Speaker 5: You know, people love to hate, even though people who
- 1:32:46Speaker 5: hate usually have ship going on in their lives, and
- 1:32:48Speaker 5: it feels good for them to talk about.
- 1:32:50Speaker 2: Other people like like, I mean, like I'm gonna There
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: ain't nothing wrong with saying sorry, and there ain't nothing
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: wrong with owning up your ship. But it's just when
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: you just try to, when you just try to, like,
- 1:33:00Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Like, there's a lot of people
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: that get mad, and I'm just likely I'm like, hey, bro, Like,
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, just don't watch it.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: because it's not gonna change who I am. Like, there's
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: like like there's like it just but then again, we
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: don't at least in this podcast, we don't try to
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: antagonize people. We're not trying to antagonize or stir I'm
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: not trying to stir anything up. But your fools are
- 1:33:20Speaker 2: bringing it up in the chat room. So I'm like,
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: I'm just like people like Tommy, we don't people and
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: tell me like me, we don't care.
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: People will say so much things. We just don't fucking care. Bro.
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, it doesn't get under our skin, and
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: we're gonna keep it moving. We're still gonna sell out
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: the comedy store. We're still gonna fucking do great. We're
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: not gonna take under the ship.
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: Now.
- 1:33:37Speaker 5: Love the chat room, but most of the chat some
- 1:33:39Speaker 5: some some people in the chat room are just straight
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: up trolls, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: That's what it is. It is, Yeah, it is what
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: it is to me too.
- 1:33:47Speaker 5: We've some people are just gonna hate and it's what
- 1:33:50Speaker 5: it's what they get a kick out of and it's like, fuck,
- 1:33:52Speaker 5: if that's the best part of your day, have fun.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: Baby, that's what gives you your caicks. Yeah, fucking put
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: on your shoe. Yeah, fucking before we get fuck the
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: pissy chats, I'm gonna have to take your dogaber. You
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: know your officer zone?
- 1:34:10Speaker 3: Can we can we give you hit him with the
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: fucking can we give Tommy the glasses black.
- 1:34:15Speaker 5: Put him at us whenever his one leads, you gotta
- 1:34:17Speaker 5: put on the glass and you just act like he zone.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: Hey, guys, I would he zone act if someone was
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: talking about him in the chat room? You know what, guys,
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: I don't really give a fuck. We're gonna sell at
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: the comedy store either. We're still gonna be fucking at
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: the comedy store. My what nots up? Cracking? What's up?
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: You guys? Get any hangers? I don't care. Guys. If
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: I sock checked you right now, how high would you sow? Yeah?
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: Right now? I got ankles? Oh, come on, because you
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: know when you try on juice? No, you know, because
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: you know it looks like my foot doesn't have a suck.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: Sock check. Oh he's lying? You have that in there?
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: My socks are higher than you just lift to you
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: just lift, you just lift. Let's see that's trying to damn.
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: Look that looks too spiffy.
- 1:35:09Speaker 2: The gol socks brot Canadian over here?
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: Socket checking checking? I sock checked everybody see them?
- 1:35:18Speaker 5: Reneev you be sock jacking, Renee, get the fuck out
- 1:35:20Speaker 5: of he's nice as Grenee.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: I chock checked Russell. I sock check. Russell also wears
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: ankle socks. Bro don't be suck jacking. When's the check?
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: But I socked check everything. I know Russell be wearing those? Uh?
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: When is it? When is it okay to wear ankle socks?
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: Were loafers? You gotta wear ankle When is it okay
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: to wear ankle socks? Sofers? When you're not Mexican ship?
- 1:35:42Speaker 4: Whenever you want dog, whenever the leave the raza, if
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: it's sucking laundry day or not, don't.
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: Leave your house then pool.
- 1:35:50Speaker 5: So you're telling me you were gonna wear long socks
- 1:35:52Speaker 5: at the beach club, sock checking, b I'm not going
- 1:35:56Speaker 5: to You're in Vegas.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: Someone invites you to the beach club. Uncle, you guys
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: get a bottle service? What do you really I'm wearing
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: my clothes.
- 1:36:04Speaker 4: What am I getting to get in the fucking especially
- 1:36:06Speaker 4: if I'm in Vegas, there ain't no beach around. I'm
- 1:36:09Speaker 4: not gonna get off Like if I'm gonna wear go
- 1:36:12Speaker 4: to the beach for I'm gonna.
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: Get player up. That's why coming up, check your hair
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: is gonna be combed. Saying socks sock check full. That's
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: from nitdy, I'm not sock check full wants to.
- 1:36:27Speaker 8: No.
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: Yes, So bro, he's got the.
- 1:36:37Speaker 4: End this who has the cop outfit? And then he
- 1:36:40Speaker 4: got got like real cop boots and ship like, hey,
- 1:36:43Speaker 4: you know the.
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: Cop socks down. He's like, I don't care, bro, that
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: turban check, turban check. We all feel he was just
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: talking about you. Hey, hey, hey, what is the language Farsi?
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: That's for Arsis for people who speak Persian who are
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: Persian Syria. Medians don't speak Parsis. That's that just said.
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, trying to get freed right now? Hey,
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: why don't you flex on foods and and what you know?
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: How to speak your your parents language? Oh no, you're
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: come on bro, serious serious?
- 1:37:30Speaker 4: Don't if I call your house negative, we talk to
- 1:37:34Speaker 4: your parents and they have an Indian accent and you
- 1:37:36Speaker 4: don't know how to speak hardcore.
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: The language mean English. It's like you have to get
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: beat up for real quick. I'm a manga cake. No, bro,
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: you can't talk to your parents in English if they
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: don't speak all day. No, like the language at your house,
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: my grandma.
- 1:37:56Speaker 4: When your parents are kicking it and you're not there,
- 1:38:00Speaker 4: they're speaking this to each other.
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: I mean, don't I'm not there. How do I know
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: you know each other and you're not there to hear it?
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: Does it make a sound?
- 1:38:09Speaker 5: I don't know, but you have to if you're speak
- 1:38:13Speaker 5: to me in English, well you have to know that
- 1:38:14Speaker 5: they speak to me in English.
- 1:38:16Speaker 4: Like I get the pass that my karents don't speak
- 1:38:18Speaker 4: English because speak.
- 1:38:19Speaker 3: When your dad made your mom, what type of game
- 1:38:22Speaker 3: did he spit out her engaging French?
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I wasn't there at all. I'd
- 1:38:28Speaker 1: be right turning it on and turning it off.
- 1:38:30Speaker 4: You never fucking pomps and told them what's cracking with
- 1:38:33Speaker 4: it at the motherfucking till.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: When you grew up. When your dad grew up, that
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: food was growing up, he was speaking Hindi Punjabi Punjabi.
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: Let's get it. Let's get it to the super chant.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: Though, to your cousins or your uncles, can you go
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: up to him and say him like INNI like, we don't.
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: Do that because like like like that fools.
- 1:38:55Speaker 4: Like if I go to this food's pad and this
- 1:38:57Speaker 4: food the spice are like you know, and I hear
- 1:39:00Speaker 4: him speaking English to.
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: His parents, I'll be like, oh never the like he
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: does not papers, so it makes sense, do you know
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
- 1:39:08Speaker 5: Like even like talk to me about somebody who has papers,
- 1:39:11Speaker 5: they would speak with papers.
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: Bro, like me, like you don't speak English your parents? No, Bro,
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: I can't and like my dad and everything like like na,
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: like well that's why any people who for their heads
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: we don't speak English. He's kind of right.
- 1:39:29Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying I'm just saying no, I'm just saying,
- 1:39:31Speaker 4: I just don't understand when his parents don't speak the
- 1:39:34Speaker 4: language and they don't speak their parents language, like did you.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: Not have that's like Italians. You never met an Italian
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: that doesn't speak Italian? Well, but they they're magic cakes.
- 1:39:44Speaker 1: Same thing. I just Spanish motherfuckers don't know. But you
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: do speak the language fluent enough to get by my grandma. Yeah,
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: all right, perfect, just get into the super chats.
- 1:39:55Speaker 4: Next, the first one comes from Luis Dia, Sa, how
- 1:39:59Speaker 4: do they say, I mean, let me get into.
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: The super chat? Your language? Huh? They turned out Mike, Tommy,
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: you said pretty boy Munda, So you're.
- 1:40:16Speaker 9: No.
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: How do you say, shut the funk up? In India?
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: You just got to say that. If you're trying to ask,
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: you have to add kid to it. You can't just
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: say I don't know, No, you have to ask him.
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: How do you say I don't know? You just gotta
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: say modern.
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: Well, we gotta get through them before the all right,
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: So first one comes from Louis Dias Tommy, let me
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: get through these. First one comes from Louis Da says,
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: what's up, locals, I'm from sun San Luis, so no.
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: Gonna get some What does that mean speak? I don't know.
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: Next one comes from that motherfucker says, I'm late on
- 1:41:00Speaker 2: the East Coast.
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: I'm a way out of me, just the East Coast.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: I was in the East Coast, cold on the part
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: of the East coast New York.
- 1:41:13Speaker 4: You know how play it works, and what I'm saying
- 1:41:15Speaker 4: little Manhattan, real quick, Lower east Side.
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: You playing get a little side piece of formulas, got
- 1:41:22Speaker 3: too huh sleep You get a chop.
- 1:41:25Speaker 4: Cheese up out there, fum ain't go up trying to
- 1:41:32Speaker 4: fucking be a tiger.
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: You didn't get no chop cheese. I fucked with chopped cheese.
- 1:41:37Speaker 4: I was gonna go to Cats with the line two hours,
- 1:41:42Speaker 4: I won't go back there, so I set it up
- 1:41:44Speaker 4: as a goal to go back then funk with that place.
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: Cats is fucking dope. But I met foods that were.
- 1:41:49Speaker 4: Riding bikes and they actually like doing wheelies and all
- 1:41:52Speaker 4: that ship they come out here to, like when they
- 1:41:55Speaker 4: have that big ass ride out like Marco Rider Bike
- 1:42:00Speaker 4: writers player ship.
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: I love to ride bikes.
- 1:42:03Speaker 4: I don't know they were from out there, so they
- 1:42:05Speaker 4: were like, hey, we go out there once, we go
- 1:42:08Speaker 4: hit the streets in l A.
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: We're thirty. That's the word sturdy player man all right.
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: Next one comes from Sebastian Andre says she looks like
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: an undercover Paco from Blood and Blood.
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: Out You.
- 1:42:26Speaker 4: You might grow your head and talk like about the local,
- 1:42:30Speaker 4: but you still smell.
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: Like so pig. Uh. Next one comes from blam s
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: five m says legend.
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: Next one comes from Browsy Eason. Sorry, but you look
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: like a cop from Tijuana. Same team, take all kinds
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: of bribes, he is.
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: It looks like you call from Timuana bro being a
- 1:43:06Speaker 1: cap from Tijuana, dog, you get all kinds of bribes. Yes,
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: you could probably keep your same business, living, living good
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: till they smoke you once.
- 1:43:14Speaker 4: I don't hit this who he started acting different, different
- 1:43:17Speaker 4: like this ain't He's on right here, principal transformed evolution Charmander.
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: Relax a right before I text you to uh.
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: Next one comes from browsing for uh No, I'm sorry,
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: Nick Sack. The crew looks like they're about to go
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: on Sesame Street.
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: Semian days. They don't have Sesame Street. No more food canceled, canceled.
- 1:43:43Speaker 1: The brobs is public public Mountain was the.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: Coolest el, learning a B c's and all the colors.
- 1:43:57Speaker 10: Yeah but one, Yeah, this is brought to you by
- 1:44:05Speaker 10: This is brought to you by yours like you big
- 1:44:08Speaker 10: bird bro.
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: Man. Hey, Reading Rainbow is just the fattest crack.
- 1:44:13Speaker 4: Rainbow is trying to trying to fade out right now,
- 1:44:16Speaker 4: Rainbow remember reading Rainbow?
- 1:44:20Speaker 1: Good? Look up book Reading Rainbow lived on any you
- 1:44:29Speaker 1: have no like neighbor friends.
- 1:44:31Speaker 5: You have.
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: They watched it too. You're watching with your neighbor homies.
- 1:44:37Speaker 4: Yes, they're gonna be bro. Hey, that's gonna have to
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: run away. Hey, LeVar is talking about pirates this week.
- 1:44:44Speaker 4: You're going over there because you have alright, pat stuff.
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: Remember watching some boom of food boo? I remember that?
- 1:44:51Speaker 1: What about.
- 1:44:54Speaker 13: You and so boomland I can't from school and you
- 1:45:01Speaker 13: turned on the TV and fucking zuboomafoo was on the
- 1:45:03Speaker 13: wan bro soccer all the time.
- 1:45:06Speaker 1: You still didn't make it, Bro shut up every day
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: to sleep.
- 1:45:09Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you should have paid attention to TV a
- 1:45:11Speaker 5: little bit. You would have remember to go get your
- 1:45:14Speaker 5: six years old cut one.
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: You got soccer. He's almost everything. He's on those The
- 1:45:20Speaker 1: Terminator like we'd like the Terminator, not a crazy player.
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: Terminator two.
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: I never watched Terminator ONEARA was scared of.
- 1:45:31Speaker 1: I don't need it. Terminator two was the only one.
- 1:45:37Speaker 1: Hell no, I don't need to this day.
- 1:45:41Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck that movie is about.
- 1:45:42Speaker 4: I just know that ship was cracking when that food
- 1:45:45Speaker 4: was chasing him. Food, the food with the machine that
- 1:45:49Speaker 4: would do Terminator down. Like that, and those are all
- 1:45:53Speaker 4: the prequels things they remember.
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: That ship dog. Yeah, I probably gonna watch it. Part
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: one was Tide the Way and we do all this.
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: It is sad, bro No.
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: Next one comes from the girl Bros sends another super
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: chat thank you. Uh easy, n says Tommy, looks like
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: the pain from Hercules movie.
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: Who is that some bullshit? The little food Daddy, the
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: beato Yeah, the little horn fool right, Yeah that was
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: bad fo hell Yeah.
- 1:46:28Speaker 2: That's hilarious, Tommy, you know what that's Whenever Chilea has time,
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: we'll ask you to do one. Next one comes from
- 1:46:37Speaker 2: you drop all of them on the floor.
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: The one to drop this says, don't he's on.
- 1:46:47Speaker 2: I mean your grandma's story about you stealing the alcohol bottle,
- 1:46:50Speaker 2: that story say it again. Oh well, it was just
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: about me fucking stealing. My grandma used to always keep
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: a Hennessy bottle. And then I remember at some point
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: here she liked fight foods.
- 1:47:00Speaker 1: Geez.
- 1:47:01Speaker 2: When Grandma was, she definitely wouldn't put it beneath her restrosult.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: She would definitely snap. And she had a Hennessy bottle
- 1:47:07Speaker 2: and she'd just drink it whenever, like.
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: Should just be chilling. And I remember, like I was like, man,
- 1:47:12Speaker 1: when dad just cracked into it, and I was like,
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: she's not gonna notice. And I just thole that ship.
- 1:47:16Speaker 4: Hey, but they'd be drinking it for when their hearts
- 1:47:18Speaker 4: the heart starts acting up as kugnak.
- 1:47:22Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking be drinking it from like, hey, they'd
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: be like maybe kunaki. I said, man, yeah, bro, but yeah,
- 1:47:32Speaker 1: I remember stealing that ship and then I stole one
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: for a kickback as well. But yeah, she was tight.
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: Next one comes from Treat Yourself thirty twenty one, same team.
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: Thanks for always making me laugh over. Uh call that lady? Yeah,
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: what are you saved? Call that fat bach often you
- 1:47:53Speaker 1: call her? Hey, he chilled food respag? Bro, tell me
- 1:47:57Speaker 1: you said she was heavy. They don't matter, Bro. She's
- 1:48:02Speaker 1: a cool lady, Bro, and saved her.
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: Tommy said, he said, I had a hard time picking
- 1:48:08Speaker 2: her up. Key was in the daver to feed him skittles, Bro,
- 1:48:15Speaker 2: and the ground fuck bro, like the ground.
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: It's because this dudes used to that ship.
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: You've seen the videos, Brom surprised he didn't try to
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: feed you.
- 1:48:26Speaker 1: Yeah she never, bro, Bro, He's trying to feed him
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: like he's some kind of seal. What the fool makes
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: the for? You forget to feed him? And feed him coke?
- 1:48:37Speaker 1: All right, put it in your nose? Eight ball? What
- 1:48:41Speaker 1: is that for? Bro picker? What is for? It's for
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: your dad, It's for the balls on your fucking for.
- 1:48:49Speaker 1: Your next comes from the Homie Cruiser. What's up? We
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: don't smoke the same team? What's up with three plays?
- 1:48:57Speaker 2: Give us the best lie you would tell a cop
- 1:48:59Speaker 2: out of a ticket to get out of a ticket.
- 1:49:04Speaker 1: Oh fuck?
- 1:49:04Speaker 4: You know. Hey, look, I just went to go get
- 1:49:07Speaker 4: the car seat. But my girls about to have the
- 1:49:09Speaker 4: baby right now, sir. I just came to the house
- 1:49:13Speaker 4: to get the car seat. That's why I'm going so fast,
- 1:49:14Speaker 4: because I don't want to miss a baby being born.
- 1:49:18Speaker 1: Go ahead, keep going, you're good man. When's the baby
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: do in an hour?
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: Imagine He's like, I'll escort you to the hospital, you know,
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: just drop me off my here, go ahead, where's the
- 1:49:33Speaker 2: car seat?
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: Don't tread she the're not stupid, like all right, I'm
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: lak jail laying out, Oh man. Next one comes from
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: Bliss three one, I mean three zero sends the thumbs up.
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: Thank you. Uh speed Minion says, shoe town, Chucko town
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: in the building that post them one time and you
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: want to cracking and went that leave it there quad
- 1:49:59Speaker 1: eat thos the building. They're about to get fucking and
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: with Uncle Try. He's supposed to check on you, check
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: up on you. If they in l A. Everybody text
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: Tommy tell him when you Liane in l A, you
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: gotta they gotta, they gotta go through you try.
- 1:50:19Speaker 4: Chill fucking Bacco, blood and blood that when he was undercurve.
- 1:50:25Speaker 4: That's right right, hit him with another one. He's on,
- 1:50:28Speaker 4: let's get up, that's right.
- 1:50:31Speaker 2: Next one comes from a sorry not sorry? Can we
- 1:50:36Speaker 2: get Nick fint this on the podcast?
- 1:50:38Speaker 1: Who's that the fighter? Oh, that's the guy who loves
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: the N word more than he's like Nick Diaz brother,
- 1:50:44Speaker 1: Chill the fuck out? Who's Nick? He's the white guy
- 1:50:50Speaker 1: that goes, I'm a real Nick. We don't need him
- 1:50:53Speaker 1: on here, surroriasely you don't have to say then without
- 1:50:56Speaker 1: op it on b Freeze chill dogs, I was impersonating's
- 1:51:04Speaker 1: own freeze neighbor, all right.
- 1:51:10Speaker 2: Next one. Next one comes from Speed Minion. Tommy gotta
- 1:51:16Speaker 2: sing creed.
- 1:51:19Speaker 4: Quiz on old that's him, I don't think so that's
- 1:51:25Speaker 4: another band, Creeds, who.
- 1:51:30Speaker 2: Can you take Me?
- 1:51:33Speaker 1: Hi? That's them? That's him.
- 1:51:37Speaker 2: Two plays well, one last breath.
- 1:51:47Speaker 4: Creed has a badass song that I can't think of
- 1:51:49Speaker 4: right now with arms. Hey, that's that one. Hey, that's killed.
- 1:51:53Speaker 2: That's the one where he's having a baby motherfucking game
- 1:51:56Speaker 2: right now. That's the one we're like, Bro, that's that's
- 1:51:58Speaker 2: that's a song. That's a song for gotta's gotta have
- 1:52:01Speaker 2: up the baby shower.
- 1:52:02Speaker 13: Well, I heard the news to dirt that my life
- 1:52:07Speaker 13: is going to church.
- 1:52:09Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean.
- 1:52:10Speaker 4: Yet I was supposed to sing it dick prison, taking
- 1:52:15Speaker 4: my shine? Bro, you tell me get it on. That's
- 1:52:17Speaker 4: one taking my fucking shine?
- 1:52:18Speaker 8: Bro?
- 1:52:20Speaker 1: Can I get my fifteen homeboy at the baby shower
- 1:52:24Speaker 1: when I have a kid. Don't play that song, you now,
- 1:52:28Speaker 1: I did the boom.
- 1:52:31Speaker 8: Told me to. I seen the son come up and
- 1:52:41Speaker 8: the berschurpins. Somebody took my keys last night.
- 1:52:53Speaker 1: Come on dog? Yeah yeah, but that's just so you're
- 1:53:00Speaker 1: having a baby shower. For sure. If you put that
- 1:53:03Speaker 1: song on my baby shower, it's on sight. What the
- 1:53:07Speaker 1: bull can fly on the DJ?
- 1:53:10Speaker 2: Next one couch to Chris Ruben says, what's up blot
- 1:53:14Speaker 2: those same team.
- 1:53:15Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
- 1:53:19Speaker 4: That's the nas opening and fucking Eason wasn't a girl
- 1:53:23Speaker 4: and had that motherfucking tank filled up right here for us.
- 1:53:27Speaker 1: It'll make me a rescue dog, chill chilled dog.
- 1:53:31Speaker 4: All of a sudden, this who has an outfit on,
- 1:53:33Speaker 4: no tank, no balloon. I have the happy birthday balloons
- 1:53:38Speaker 4: of the car dog right now.
- 1:53:39Speaker 1: This would be a good time for you to do. Bro.
- 1:53:41Speaker 1: You get away with it, if you drop home, I'm
- 1:53:42Speaker 1: me saying, if you drop hell's going on over here
- 1:53:45Speaker 1: we went, I'm gonna driving home with the food. It's
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: nice to have her again. Come on, guys.
- 1:53:51Speaker 2: Next one comes to some Browsie says, shout out to
- 1:53:54Speaker 2: the whole table, shout out to my b day twin uh.
- 1:53:58Speaker 4: And that's me nitty, that's me dog be they twamber babies.
- 1:54:04Speaker 1: Hey.
- 1:54:05Speaker 2: You know what, though, I do want to give a
- 1:54:06Speaker 2: fucking and I don't mean, I don't want. It's no
- 1:54:08Speaker 2: mean to bring the vibe down. But they don't say,
- 1:54:11Speaker 2: don't don't know, we have to. He's the homie, the homie,
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: Ralph wrecked Ralph. What is it we've done security Ralph promos. Uh, hey, bro,
- 1:54:20Speaker 2: I don't know what you're going through, but I know
- 1:54:21Speaker 2: that you just lost your mom. May she rest in peace, dog.
- 1:54:24Speaker 1: And right here for you. You know what I'm.
- 1:54:28Speaker 4: Showing love Hopefully this show brought you a little bit
- 1:54:31Speaker 4: of smiles about also saying.
- 1:54:33Speaker 2: Yeah and also to Flow for losing his father as well,
- 1:54:37Speaker 2: and rest in peace to your father.
- 1:54:38Speaker 4: Wait, this is what we're here for, to have a
- 1:54:40Speaker 4: good time and have people forget for at least this
- 1:54:43Speaker 4: little couple of hours about what the fuck's cracking out
- 1:54:47Speaker 4: there straight up and what we're here for and what
- 1:54:50Speaker 4: I'm saying.
- 1:54:50Speaker 2: And bro, like we like not speaking for myself, and
- 1:54:54Speaker 2: then we'll keep going afterwards because I don't want to
- 1:54:55Speaker 2: do all this for too long.
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: And rest in peace to those souls we through that
- 1:55:00Speaker 1: ship to you.
- 1:55:01Speaker 2: And sometimes I don't know, like in regards to me,
- 1:55:03Speaker 2: I'm over here, sometimes we don't even know what to
- 1:55:05Speaker 2: look for for ourselves because we don't even think that
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: we do that for ourselves. So when we hear that
- 1:55:10Speaker 2: ship from you, guys, that ship is everything, dog, because
- 1:55:12Speaker 2: I'm over here, I was like, goddamn, I didn't know
- 1:55:14Speaker 2: that that's what I fucking made happen by dressing up
- 1:55:17Speaker 2: as a fucking cop an Xavier with fake hair, Niddy
- 1:55:20Speaker 2: with the fucking fruity shirt, and Tommy dresses bubble gum.
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: All right, Jo dropping breaking, This looks like a jaw breaker.
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: Look at this boy. You never breaked that dog.
- 1:55:32Speaker 5: Me.
- 1:55:32Speaker 1: It's like an oil spill food in the ocean, all right?
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: Next comes so great dog, fucking with me? Dog, I'm
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: contamination in the only one this does be fucking with dark?
- 1:55:54Speaker 1: What the fuck me like food? This wood looks like
- 1:56:02Speaker 1: beasts for x man yo. Next one comes from he
- 1:56:12Speaker 1: does like an agent from the matrix. Yo, beast. Look
- 1:56:18Speaker 1: at the wacking clock. Dog. If if I pulled you over,
- 1:56:22Speaker 1: you're gonna try pull me over. I just keep going
- 1:56:25Speaker 1: your papers?
- 1:56:26Speaker 5: Dog, what's your passion of brut That's a home invasion
- 1:56:30Speaker 5: type twenty seven?
- 1:56:32Speaker 4: The funked up ship is the Easels keeping that wig
- 1:56:34Speaker 4: on without the outfit girl his girls.
- 1:56:37Speaker 5: I keep that home, keep it one on me off,
- 1:56:42Speaker 5: come home like that.
- 1:56:44Speaker 1: Okay. I wish I had this hair though, Man, I
- 1:56:46Speaker 1: could go so arrest me. I could have the cleanness. Yo.
- 1:56:50Speaker 1: If I get this wig and have somebody do an
- 1:56:52Speaker 1: Edgar cut. Come on, hey, you would yo, you wouldn't
- 1:56:57Speaker 1: do the tattoo. Ship the foods get no foodn't food
- 1:57:01Speaker 1: don't ever. Now you embrace your baldness. Dog, You too fool?
- 1:57:04Speaker 1: What do you mean I already embrace it?
- 1:57:06Speaker 4: No, but I'm just saying, like when foods get that tattle,
- 1:57:08Speaker 4: no tattoo on the body, all you look at all
- 1:57:11Speaker 4: it looks like nobody's like, oh damn, you know no,
- 1:57:16Speaker 4: they're just like they're like, oh, look that food has
- 1:57:19Speaker 4: the tattoo.
- 1:57:19Speaker 1: Ship.
- 1:57:20Speaker 4: That's all they think. They don't think like, oh ship,
- 1:57:22Speaker 4: that's real because nobody cares. They just see him be like, oh.
- 1:57:25Speaker 1: This fuck, that's your tattoo. Tattoo. That's it. So anybody
- 1:57:29Speaker 1: out there listening, all.
- 1:57:31Speaker 4: Right, Next one comes from get your a different tattoo
- 1:57:36Speaker 4: or some ship. Leave the head alone.
- 1:57:37Speaker 2: Great down, says missus Jones, Counting crows sing it three plates.
- 1:57:44Speaker 1: Jones. Damn, that's it. That's all I know.
- 1:57:50Speaker 2: All right, Well, next one, that's all you get. Player
- 1:57:53Speaker 2: comes from California. Alert and one. He looks like a cop,
- 1:57:58Speaker 2: like the cop in Wonka. All right, take that?
- 1:58:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess a new one love that wig. Motherucker,
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: he's taking it home.
- 1:58:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Exavier, you do look good in that wig. Next one,
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: Commander Roads says in the bail ding in my line,
- 1:58:21Speaker 2: yes you are. You want to know what Will says?
- 1:58:26Speaker 2: I was like, I fuck, you can't spell. You can't
- 1:58:29Speaker 2: spell Deliah without pedophilia. I was like, you, motherfucker, bro
- 1:58:38Speaker 2: just I don't care what it says.
- 1:58:40Speaker 1: I don't think you did anything. Really fucking crazy n
- 1:58:46Speaker 1: fourteen year old girls to tattoo his name on him.
- 1:58:51Speaker 1: It's weird, but why doesn't there when you call your fans?
- 1:58:54Speaker 2: Next one, Uhi baby, Louis Romeado sends a supersticker with
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: the Lemon Men's thank you so much.
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: Fernando says, if if the opportunity is there, I'll take it.
- 1:59:06Speaker 1: Same team, Thank you so much.
- 1:59:09Speaker 2: All about the business, says, same team, Thank you so
- 1:59:12Speaker 2: much for that one.
- 1:59:13Speaker 1: Best call Poppy. Uh damn. There's a lot of a
- 1:59:17Speaker 1: lot of motherfuckers that came through, have been here. I
- 1:59:20Speaker 1: came to thank you guys. We appreciate you. Guys.
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: Give it away two pairs of ticket. I'm giving a
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: way to two uh b I p ticket pairs? All right,
- 1:59:26Speaker 2: So for for cushtog. So I'm gonna pick two winners,
- 1:59:31Speaker 2: Scott Poppy says salust.
- 1:59:35Speaker 1: Thus, did we just get to bailding? What do you
- 1:59:40Speaker 1: give them a cigarette? We're set up a cigarette right
- 1:59:42Speaker 1: here next to you. You're smoking.
- 1:59:47Speaker 4: Here is the you're the only one. We're in the seventies. Brody,
- 1:59:51Speaker 4: you go smoke on the airplane.
- 1:59:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the seventies. We can smoke cigarette cocaine. That
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: ship is groovy, dog all right.
- 1:59:57Speaker 4: Next germ to be able to mother fucking fucking handle
- 2:00:02Speaker 4: bars open.
- 2:00:03Speaker 1: In fact, let me get a sick nuts. Yeah. Hey,
- 2:00:07Speaker 1: a cop with the fucking with a cigarette. That's my cigarette. Afterwards,
- 2:00:12Speaker 1: I felt at once and he's like, I don't want
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: to hand his his own.
- 2:00:17Speaker 11: This is just like.
- 2:00:20Speaker 1: You look like more like a cop. Look, can you
- 2:00:23Speaker 1: put the other? Can you put your other glass? Hey,
- 2:00:26Speaker 1: he's going on, well it looks like hearing Cigarrell. You
- 2:00:30Speaker 1: gotta work it. We're gonna have to take your under
- 2:00:32Speaker 1: the wrist.
- 2:00:32Speaker 4: And he's going to the glasses on the academy right
- 2:00:37Speaker 4: now for that, right now, I was like, lost, boy,
- 2:00:41Speaker 4: you need you need.
- 2:00:42Speaker 1: The top gun chage.
- 2:00:44Speaker 4: But you and then with down change is the whole
- 2:00:46Speaker 4: different motherfucker without shades is hell. Yeah, dog, you're beavering
- 2:00:52Speaker 4: up right now.
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: Beaver, little beaver, Look at baby baby. I wish I
- 2:00:58Speaker 1: had mas. That's good, dog, you got that good? What
- 2:01:03Speaker 1: is it all right?
- 2:01:03Speaker 2: Next one comes from h What is it a w
- 2:01:07Speaker 2: twenty two month fields? Is a supersticker? Next one comes
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: from Alex castro XG. Looks like Marcton Soli.
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: I look good. To tell me to keep it on too? Uh,
- 2:01:20Speaker 1: he's going to keep it on? Then you keep it
- 2:01:21Speaker 1: on when Vintage Love says, how you keep yours on too?
- 2:01:29Speaker 1: Like your pin chip puncher? Yeah, when you get home?
- 2:01:32Speaker 1: Somebody said, be chip puncher rarely same team? Is that
- 2:01:35Speaker 1: those mohad Comino? Is that chips? Okay? Punch Eric Strata?
- 2:01:41Speaker 1: That was HP Eric food from those coming HP right,
- 2:01:46Speaker 1: remember Leon.
- 2:01:50Speaker 2: Next one Alex castro x G got a green guy
- 2:01:54Speaker 2: and a raptor. He living better than most people with papers.
- 2:01:57Speaker 4: Who get married already up He's like, we don't have
- 2:02:01Speaker 4: a lot of time, a lot of time.
- 2:02:05Speaker 1: Right now.
- 2:02:05Speaker 4: I'll be like I'm putting a ring on it. Know
- 2:02:07Speaker 4: what I'm saying? One thing about it later? Yeah, that's
- 2:02:11Speaker 4: why I'd be like, I'm thinking about it later. Next one,
- 2:02:15Speaker 4: is she cool? Is she cool with the bam bam? Oh,
- 2:02:19Speaker 4: that's it keeper.
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: By the time, by the time he gets married. I
- 2:02:23Speaker 2: don't know, bro, bam bam might be a thing of it,
- 2:02:25Speaker 2: but a ring on it. Next one, Alex Castro says,
- 2:02:31Speaker 2: x she gotta know.
- 2:02:32Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Be Be Bliss says it's baby powdered Boboso. Remember, uh, yeah,
- 2:02:42Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah.
- 2:02:43Speaker 4: Food when he goes when Paco goes to that food
- 2:02:46Speaker 4: trims to ask him some ship.
- 2:02:48Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:02:50Speaker 5: Uh.
- 2:02:50Speaker 1: Next one comes from Alex. Why do you like white people? Jokes?
- 2:02:55Speaker 1: Xavier his papers. He's trying to jokes.
- 2:03:00Speaker 3: I do, like I like all I do, like all jokes,
- 2:03:02Speaker 3: and I'm not gonna like one of my favorite cook.
- 2:03:06Speaker 3: I watched The Vicious Circle. I watched The Vicious Circle
- 2:03:08Speaker 3: Old the Old Cook.
- 2:03:10Speaker 1: Well, I watched the Circle Fans. Yeah, like I really
- 2:03:13Speaker 1: did what it was.
- 2:03:14Speaker 3: I washed and I was like what people are memorized
- 2:03:18Speaker 3: Like He's literally sitting in the middle of a stage
- 2:03:20Speaker 3: with his fucking this hand sign and then there's people around.
- 2:03:24Speaker 1: Him and this was just murdering it. Bro.
- 2:03:26Speaker 3: Now I'm laughing through the TV and I'm a kid
- 2:03:28Speaker 3: and I barely kind of get it and like, yeah,
- 2:03:30Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie like I do, like dude, I
- 2:03:32Speaker 3: love Andrew Schultz, I love Shane Shane Gilliss, like I do.
- 2:03:36Speaker 1: Like top You got a white boy like I like Kreischer.
- 2:03:42Speaker 1: What are you saying? White boy fetish comedy hilarious like
- 2:03:45Speaker 1: but but you know what I don't like.
- 2:03:47Speaker 3: But there's also white people that go too far, like
- 2:03:49Speaker 3: people that moon, white people that do moony ship, like
- 2:03:52Speaker 3: like Blue Mountain State, that gay ship, far Bro, you
- 2:03:55Speaker 3: do that that that Blue Mountain State stuff?
- 2:03:57Speaker 1: That's way that.
- 2:03:59Speaker 2: Next one comes from Alex Castro yo x g of
- 2:04:02Speaker 2: daughter or gay son. Oh no sorry, yo x g
- 2:04:07Speaker 2: O F daughter or gay son and paper or paper
- 2:04:11Speaker 2: and papers. Okay, he said, the option is you get
- 2:04:15Speaker 2: a o F daughter or gay.
- 2:04:18Speaker 1: Somen with papers. You go, he's the top. But you
- 2:04:22Speaker 1: gotta are you a top son show? Are you a
- 2:04:27Speaker 1: top G? I was like, I don't want you to
- 2:04:30Speaker 1: be fucking are you? Are you a top G? All right?
- 2:04:34Speaker 2: Next one comes from uh d Jo says Vegas bound
- 2:04:38Speaker 2: tomorrow to watch midget wrestling.
- 2:04:40Speaker 1: Then UFC, same team. That's the father of the year
- 2:04:43Speaker 1: right there, apparently on Saturday. Thank you so much, DJO.
- 2:04:50Speaker 2: Next one comes from Fernando JP, the resort guy appreciates.
- 2:04:54Speaker 1: You all one thousand. Thank you so much. Man. I'm
- 2:04:57Speaker 1: trying to go to Marke Viderville. Let me know when
- 2:04:59Speaker 1: I ca go for I'm trying to go on February.
- 2:05:01Speaker 1: What's cragging? It's in Tahoe. Yeah, yeah, let's go. I
- 2:05:04Speaker 1: want to go snowboarding. Let's go. We're going. Mom there,
- 2:05:09Speaker 1: I'm taking the kids and two rooms. Brod, I know
- 2:05:15Speaker 1: I'm done with it all right, let's just figure it out.
- 2:05:17Speaker 1: Our next one comes Teach you kids out of Snowboard Dog.
- 2:05:21Speaker 4: So she can get used to kids and know what's
- 2:05:23Speaker 4: cracking with the little kids.
- 2:05:25Speaker 1: I like that.
- 2:05:26Speaker 2: And the last two come from Fred Ninja. He's on
- 2:05:31Speaker 2: looks like Officer Puncharello hp.
- 2:05:36Speaker 1: Uh hey the th CHP. Foods. You gotta put it
- 2:05:40Speaker 1: like they see everything, bro.
- 2:05:44Speaker 4: Like car like like they see all the crashes and
- 2:05:47Speaker 4: ship like they have to go there and put the
- 2:05:50Speaker 4: yellow blanket on.
- 2:05:50Speaker 1: Foods that are all you've been drinking to night. Put
- 2:05:55Speaker 1: your hands where I can see them. Yeah, bro, like,
- 2:05:59Speaker 1: you gotta be don't get shot black people just chill
- 2:06:05Speaker 1: run them over, Niddy? What about when I ask you
- 2:06:08Speaker 1: for your ID, I give it to you.
- 2:06:13Speaker 2: You know this skid that we did with Diddy's hilarious dog.
- 2:06:17Speaker 2: I can't wait till that ship fucking comes out. And
- 2:06:21Speaker 2: the last fucking.
- 2:06:22Speaker 1: Don't run for what? Don't respect the person that's talking
- 2:06:26Speaker 1: to you as a gun talk so nice? Give him yes, sir.
- 2:06:30Speaker 2: The last one comes from pro nit three one. Oh,
- 2:06:33Speaker 2: he's okay. You give us a quick skit about you
- 2:06:35Speaker 2: pulling over three plates. Well we got we just that's what.
- 2:06:39Speaker 2: That's the reason we're all dressed up like that like this.
- 2:06:41Speaker 2: So trust it's it's gonna be worth it. And if
- 2:06:44Speaker 2: you want more, uh, just buy your ticket for the
- 2:06:46Speaker 2: Comedy Store event for for twenty.
- 2:06:48Speaker 1: Trust me, it's gonna be worth it. And it's all
- 2:06:49Speaker 1: gonna make sense next week. Uh.
- 2:06:52Speaker 2: But let's go ahead and pick two winners, all right,
- 2:06:54Speaker 2: because I and I'm gonna be trying to aim for
- 2:06:56Speaker 2: California winners because those are the people that they are
- 2:07:00Speaker 2: probably gonna be able to go to cushtog.
- 2:07:02Speaker 1: So right off the bat, let's go ahead and hook
- 2:07:06Speaker 1: up the best dad in the world.
- 2:07:13Speaker 4: Djbij in the building.
- 2:07:18Speaker 2: Congratulations, DJ POS, DM Tribute Bear for your VIP tickets
- 2:07:23Speaker 2: for February seventh cush Stock.
- 2:07:25Speaker 1: February seventh, cush.
- 2:07:27Speaker 2: Stock, it's going down. I will have a booth, get
- 2:07:30Speaker 2: your tickets is free.
- 2:07:32Speaker 1: And now what is it?
- 2:07:34Speaker 2: A winner number two? Wow, you're in California and the
- 2:07:43Speaker 2: winner is Alex Castro. Castro locals winning it tonight, So
- 2:07:50Speaker 2: they have to be doing this shit for the VIP tickets.
- 2:07:55Speaker 2: So thank you so much to Alex Castro and DJ POS.
- 2:07:58Speaker 2: And if you're not in California for what every reason,
- 2:08:00Speaker 2: let me know so I can add those tickets on
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- 2:08:05Speaker 2: everybody for tuning in. Thank you telling me for sitting in.
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- 2:08:10Speaker 2: a show Saturday.
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- 2:08:13Speaker 4: This Saturday Ato Brewery, Chietasito Nitty's gonna be in the building.
- 2:08:19Speaker 4: Make sure you guys go check it out. It's gonna
- 2:08:21Speaker 4: be fun. We're having a NAM after party show with
- 2:08:24Speaker 4: Scoop Deville spinning.
- 2:08:26Speaker 1: He's gonna be spinning.
- 2:08:27Speaker 4: During our show and at the NAM after party. It's
- 2:08:31Speaker 4: gonna go Crazy. February twelfth, I have a show at
- 2:08:35Speaker 4: the Haha, and March nineteenth and the twentieth, I have
- 2:08:42Speaker 4: the Yellow Door in San Diego. And on the twenty
- 2:08:46Speaker 4: first Harvels in Long Beach. April fourth, we have Chie
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- 2:09:30Speaker 5: listening to the pod, I'll see you March fifteenth.
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- 2:09:52Speaker 5: Well, in India, yeah, any country, any country outside of
- 2:09:56Speaker 5: America or Canada, right, just that they can't get support.
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