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An Unlikely Affair: The Beauty Confessional · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hi Amber, Hilelah, Welcome to an Unlikely Affair.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Welcome to another episode of an Unlikely Affair.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: I'm here with my side piece. I got to be
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  Speaker 2: the main bitch. You're the main bitch. I better be
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  Speaker 2: the main bitch. Good morning, baby girl, Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: You would think that it was planned the two of
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  Speaker 1: us in bathrobes. But I called Amber today and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you have to remind me what we're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: because I've had a long, a long weekend. And she
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  Speaker 1: was like, we're talking beauty and I'm wearing my bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing my bathrobe because I just can't deal today.
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  Speaker 1: And you have eye patches on and underneath my blue
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  Speaker 1: light chanels.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing eye patches too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: I love kind of yours again.
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  Speaker 2: Remember I was, I went, it's called bio dance, the
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  Speaker 2: collegen peptize. I actually, I'm not into eye patches. I
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  Speaker 2: was never into eye patches. And then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I feel like it's I'm hitting that
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  Speaker 2: age where I need a little juging in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: a little support along with my coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like something to just brighten the eyes.
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  Speaker 2: And I noticed the biggest difference, like I'm not as
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's allergies, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: it's montana, I don't know if it's aging. It may
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  Speaker 2: be a combination of all three, but I definitely need
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  Speaker 2: a little patch in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: You know who kind of turned me on to them
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  Speaker 1: was Kyle Richards because she would wear them on real
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  Speaker 1: house so I was of Beverly Hills, and they almost
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  Speaker 1: became her accessory instead of you know, putting on sunglasses
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. She walked around with her eye patches
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  Speaker 1: because cameras arrived super early.
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  Speaker 2: They don't give a shit if you're ready, and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I know I look like this in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: but like.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't want the whole world to know that.
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  Speaker 1: So they just like became her little, her little accessory.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna start.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start trying this.
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  Speaker 1: And I too, have noticed that they just kind of
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  Speaker 1: like brighten the eyes a bit.
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  Speaker 2: They do. It really works. I was a little skeptical
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  Speaker 2: at first, but now I'm sold.
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  Speaker 1: I have like a couple favorites with the eye patches.
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  Speaker 1: I really love this brand, Grace and Stella, and they
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  Speaker 1: come in I usually use the gold ones, but recently
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  Speaker 1: I've become obsessed as well with Medicube. And there's this
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  Speaker 1: like Korean skincare store in the mall near my house.
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  Speaker 1: And when Amber and I were getting our nails done,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you have to try these Medicube eye
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  Speaker 1: patches because I'm obsessed with like a lot of their shit.
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  Speaker 1: You walked in, they were sold out of those, and
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  Speaker 1: so you got the bio Dance. Yeah, Biodance is a
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  Speaker 1: good brand. Wait, let me tell you something. So when
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  Speaker 1: I was at the checkout stand, I'm a sucker for
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  Speaker 1: buying things that. Like the checkout stand they had that
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  Speaker 1: wand to help you clean your face. I am so
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  Speaker 1: addicted to it. It's the dumbest little tool and it's
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  Speaker 1: from what did Silicon? Yeah, and it's just a little
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  Speaker 1: wand and it's I'm like, this is not gonna work,
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  Speaker 1: but I really think it's like this big.
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  Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing. I want one for here. I
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  Speaker 2: want from what one from? Oh my god, I can't
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  Speaker 2: even talk. I want one. I was up till two
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  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, so I might be a little
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  Speaker 2: off kilter today doing fun stuff. Yeah, staring at the fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Ceiling with someone on top of you, I hope, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no one on top of me.
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  Speaker 2: I just couldn't sleep. I really couldn't sleep. I'm having
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  Speaker 2: I think I have sleep apnea. And I think your
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  Speaker 2: mom said actually that I need to go to the
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  Speaker 2: doctor and check. I can't breathe, my mom, jesus, I know.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, sleep is like the gateway to
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  Speaker 1: a great day, feeling energized and happy, also looking good,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's where you go to like just fall into
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  Speaker 1: the abyss and recharge. So the fact that you're not
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  Speaker 1: getting any sleep, and by the way, I know this
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  Speaker 1: is true because when you're laying in my bed, you
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  Speaker 1: are up all night. And I'm not saying that because
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it does not bother me at all, because
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, for the most part, I'm up all
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  Speaker 1: night as well.
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  Speaker 2: But I feel bad for you. Yeah, well there's something.
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  Speaker 2: There's something going on, but we'll figure it out. So
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  Speaker 2: if I sound like a little discombobulated, it's because I
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  Speaker 2: was up at two and I are up until two,
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  Speaker 2: and then I got up at six thirty so that's that.
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  Speaker 2: But other than that, we love our Korean spa stuff
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  Speaker 2: and I actually cannot wait to come back and go
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  Speaker 2: buy some more stuff from that store because it's pretty freakin' awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a morning skincare routine?
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  Speaker 1: Because I have to tell you, I am so obsessed
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  Speaker 1: with my morning skincare routine and my nighttime skincare routine,
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  Speaker 1: and when I don't have both of those things, like
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  Speaker 1: when I travel, it kind of throws me off because
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  Speaker 1: I can't pack every single product, especially in a carry.
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  Speaker 2: On right right, you know, I don't, and maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: part of my my I need to be more regiment
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  Speaker 2: about my skincare routine. You're really good. I noticed when
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  Speaker 2: I'm there you you do the whole song of dance.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you're going to bed greasy feeling like you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: You're like try this, try that. I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: love it. I have a great skincare routine though, I
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  Speaker 2: really do, and I'm a product whore and I want
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  Speaker 2: to try it all. I am a little bit stressed
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  Speaker 2: because I'm having a little bit of like a hormonal
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  Speaker 2: mixed with maybe stress breakout. And we film the reunion
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, of all the fucking times, But I
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  Speaker 1: think that's because of the stress. Like have you ever
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  Speaker 1: noticed you'll you have like clear skin, and then all
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  Speaker 1: of this sudden it's time for you to like be
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  Speaker 1: on camera, or you got a hot date, or you're
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  Speaker 1: finally gonna fuck the guy that you've been talking to
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  Speaker 1: for however many you know, weeks, and then something appears
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What's this now? I of course I know, I know, no,
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  Speaker 2: I am. I'll never forget when I was on all
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  Speaker 2: my shoulder and they switched to whatever regular cameras they
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  Speaker 2: were using to high definition, and I was seventeen, eighteen
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  Speaker 2: years old in New York, going from the West coast
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  Speaker 2: to the East coast. My skin was like where am I?
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  Speaker 2: What am I doing? I had such bad acne that
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  Speaker 2: the executive producer brought me in, set me down, and
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  Speaker 2: she's like listen, and you know, like when you're that age, anyways,
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  Speaker 2: you're already self conscious. And then on top of being
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  Speaker 2: like on camera, I was making was not helping the
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  Speaker 2: situation at all, And she's like, honey, she's like, we
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  Speaker 2: gotta we gotta figure out your skincare because we're we're
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  Speaker 2: switching to high def, high definition cameras and we could
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  Speaker 2: see everything now. So I went to see doctor Dennis Gross.
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  Speaker 2: His main office is in New York, and they put
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  Speaker 2: me on acutane and that changed my skin completely, Like
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  Speaker 2: it completely changed my skin.
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  Speaker 1: So it was great, you have such gorgeous skin. It
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  Speaker 1: is flawless.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh, I wish I felt that way, but thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I started even on your arms, your legs, like you
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  Speaker 1: have nothing.
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  Speaker 2: You have nothing where like.
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  Speaker 1: I may not because I had to get on acutane
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  Speaker 1: as well, and thank god I didn't scar because I
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  Speaker 1: had a later in life breakout, like when everyone was
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  Speaker 1: struggling with their skin in like junior high in high
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  Speaker 1: school and then they get out of that phase and
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  Speaker 1: they mine happened like in my twenties, and it was shocking.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was on vander Pump rules and I
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  Speaker 1: would try to cover it up for the longest time,
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  Speaker 1: amber like living in Utah, when I started breaking out,
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  Speaker 1: I would miss friends' birthday parties. I would not leave
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  Speaker 1: the house because I was so insecure about it. And
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  Speaker 1: so I got on acutine as well. But with pregnancy,
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  Speaker 1: I have the malasma that needs to be taken care of,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know when I'm gonna have time for it.
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  Speaker 1: But also, like the veins that I got in my
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  Speaker 1: legs for carrying an excessive amount of weight during pregnancy,
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  Speaker 1: that's why it was not a lot. It comes from
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  Speaker 1: that an access. Really.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 2: But is it gone now?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna have to go in and have them
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  Speaker 1: like lasered lasers. It's funny, I've never even noticed them.
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  Speaker 1: I notice everything because I'm a fucking freak.
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  Speaker 2: But we all are. We all are, like I noticed
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  Speaker 2: a little like I started my estrogen patch and within
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  Speaker 2: like three days, I'm already breaking out all over my chest,
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  Speaker 2: all over my jawline, and I I it's it's so
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  Speaker 2: freakin annoying. But whatever, we all see things. We all
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  Speaker 2: see things. Wait, I have a question for you. What
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  Speaker 2: age did you start getting facials? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I think my first facial, like actual good one, I
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  Speaker 1: think was probably when I moved out here, so it
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  Speaker 1: would have had to have been twenty three, twenty four,
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  Speaker 1: like the same age that I would go and get bowto.
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  Speaker 1: I started getting botox at that time.
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  Speaker 2: Too, isn't it crazy. I started getting botox in my twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just came forward fun and there was a doctor
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  Speaker 1: that was like, I'll do it for free.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, great, Do.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's so crazy? I went to a birthday party,
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  Speaker 2: like a high school graduation, and I was flipping through
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  Speaker 2: someone's yearbook. There was a girl literally looked like she
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  Speaker 2: had a full lip and botox the whole fit. She
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  Speaker 2: like looked like she was twenty five and she had
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  Speaker 2: just graduated high school. I was shocked. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I told my sister, I'm like, oh, I'm going over
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  Speaker 2: here look at this. I was like, look how much
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  Speaker 2: work this high school student has. It's insane. And by
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  Speaker 2: the way, now all the girls are getting nose jobs,
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  Speaker 2: lip filler. I mean, thank god my kids London specifically,
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  Speaker 2: she has very full lips. She's got like a very
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  Speaker 2: full round face, and even if she wanted it, I
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  Speaker 2: would be like, are you out of your fucking mind? No,
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  Speaker 2: the answer no, not happening. It's crazy. How young it starts.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that is the wild thing, because at that age
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  Speaker 1: I think the whole goal is to like enhance, right,
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  Speaker 1: I think we've taken it to a different level where
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  Speaker 1: like it's not so much about enhancing your natural features,
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  Speaker 1: it's making it so you look like a completely different human.
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  Speaker 1: And kids that are starting in high school they are
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  Speaker 1: looking older like but same with women who are more mature.
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  Speaker 2: They overdo it and.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the the goal was to have like an
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  Speaker 1: anti aging thing happen where you actually look ten years older.
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  Speaker 3: That's happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: Like fillers, I'm a little I get schewed out by
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  Speaker 1: them because you cannot recreate or fake natural collagen in
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  Speaker 1: the face by filling it up. I do love doctor Diamond,
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  Speaker 1: and here's why, because he has his own he has
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  Speaker 1: his own technique and his own formulae. It's not a
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  Speaker 1: filler that he does. It's a like facial sculpting. So
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  Speaker 1: he literally when he's injected my jawline, which he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: done in a while. And when I went in and
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  Speaker 1: asked him to do it, he was like, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna make you any.
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  Speaker 3: Broader through here than you already are. And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: but this, you see, I need.
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  Speaker 2: To see that something different. You have a great job line.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: He told me.
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  Speaker 1: When the time comes, I need a minimally invasive face lift. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm toying with the idea. But you feel the
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  Speaker 1: needle fucking hit the bone. Oh he lays, he lays
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  Speaker 1: the facial sculpting.
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  Speaker 3: On top of it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so stop.
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  Speaker 1: They shoved the little thing in and then the needle,
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  Speaker 1: and you feel it's almost like toothpaste. It feels like
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  Speaker 1: toothpaste is being wheezed into your face. So sorry, trigger warning.
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  Speaker 1: It trigger warning, not doctor Diamond.
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  Speaker 2: I have been such a nut about my face my
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  Speaker 2: skincare since I was little Lala's I remember, And I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if this is because my mom took such
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: good care. Like I remember, my mom was always getting
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  Speaker 2: her nails done. She's always going, you know, for a
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  Speaker 2: walk with a girlfriends getting facials.
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  Speaker 1: Because we're noticing the tiniest things and we're looking at
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  Speaker 1: ourselves every single day and you kind of just get annoyed.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, I want to tweak this. Like my nose
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  Speaker 1: is the prime example. I walked into doctor Diamond. I said,
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  Speaker 1: my nose is crooked. I said, it tilts. And the
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  Speaker 1: only way I feel comfortable in photos is if the
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  Speaker 1: camera is hitting more of my right side because the
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  Speaker 1: left nostril is flares a bit and so it creates
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  Speaker 1: a shadow. And so I showed him a picture and
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  Speaker 1: he was like, la, la, if I find a plastic
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  Speaker 1: surgeon that would touch your nose, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: run away.
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  Speaker 3: Because you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't show someone a photo and say I want
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  Speaker 1: to look like this photo or look at this photo.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see how my face does this? Because a
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  Speaker 1: photo is not a proper representation of how you look
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  Speaker 1: in person, which is won wid me I know, which
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  Speaker 1: is why I just hit it with the hit it
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  Speaker 1: with Hollywood too, and bam, you look just like you
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  Speaker 1: do in person.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I tell myself in my mind.
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  Speaker 2: I recently started watching The Madison and I look at
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  Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeiffer and I think she's so my gosh, she's
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  Speaker 2: so stunning because a lot of the newer television shows
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: you could tell like I remember I called my girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: who lives in Texas, and I was like, what is
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: going on? Like this is it the industry? Like I can't, Like,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I'm you know, work is just really freaking tough, Like
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  Speaker 2: what's your experience been? And she's like, let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you something. Amber. All of these girls who are booking
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  Speaker 2: all of these rules. Their face doesn't move. They look perfect,
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  Speaker 2: Like if you look at television today versus television when
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  Speaker 2: we grew up, when we were watching like like Cheat
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  Speaker 2: Girls and that's so raven and boy meets Girl, Like
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  Speaker 2: they were normal looking kids. If you go look at
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  Speaker 2: shows now, they all they're like, nothing moves, nothing moves.
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  Speaker 3: It's so kind of like the same.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, what are you going to? What
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  Speaker 2: are you telling me, Like I need to go get
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  Speaker 2: some botox. She's like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think.
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  Speaker 1: I think everything is a trend and everything is changing,
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  Speaker 1: and like for a minute it was like these big,
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  Speaker 1: huge fake assts, which I still want one, but every
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  Speaker 1: time I talk to someone, they're like, don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: They're working their way out.
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  Speaker 1: Like you may find a specific group of people that
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: are like, oh I love a BBL and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a part of that group. But for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: it's like everyone's moving towards a more natural body. You
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  Speaker 1: have like a list celebrities who have bbls that are
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  Speaker 1: like it's the worst thing I am. I'm getting it dissolved,
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  Speaker 1: and then they're done. So like for a while they
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  Speaker 1: were injecting silicone, just fucking shoving it in there for
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  Speaker 1: it to move and do whatever it wants. And I
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: was watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and Kay Michelle, who
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love. She's a singer and she was ready
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: to go on. I think it was the CMAS. She's
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: breaking it. She's an R and B artist who was
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: moving into country and right before she goes on, she
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: said she stood up and she was in so much pain,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: but where she was sitting was just completely wet.
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  Speaker 3: Now I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What it was, but she was hospitalized because of the
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  Speaker 1: silicone from the BBL. Yeah, and she's like, oh, she
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  Speaker 1: was like, it was the worst decision I ever made.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted it fuller, I wanted it bigger, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: it round her. And she's like, and I just don't
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  Speaker 1: know why I ever did that. And I was like, Okay, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I need to I know.
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  Speaker 2: That will stop you in your tracks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you going back to what you said about people
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  Speaker 1: on TV. Amanda Pete, who's very much present on.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she's so phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm watching your friends and neighbors and it's wild
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  Speaker 1: because a lot of people have commented on how much.
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  Speaker 1: Her forehead moves like she's got she's stunning, but she's
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  Speaker 1: not frozen. She can move her face, you know what
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  Speaker 1: she's feeling. And people are commenting on it. And it's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: weird because I'm so about like, oh no, freeze my face,
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  Speaker 1: freeze my forehead.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want it to move.
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  Speaker 1: But then when I see someone else, I'm like, how
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  Speaker 1: refreshing that her face moves. I don't want mine to move,
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  Speaker 1: but I love that yours does.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of. So I had a very
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: similar experience watching Clare Danes and that show that she
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  Speaker 2: was on. People were bugged by her too. I can't
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  Speaker 2: send me or something. Oh yes, that's what it was.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: People were so freaking mean to her. And let me
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: tell you something, Claire Danes is a freaking badass. She's
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: such a phenomenal actress. If people can't they were being
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: so the internet was being so mean to her, and
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, look at her acting like, she's freaking
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: gorgeous and brilliant and it worked for the role and
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: it was it was just beautiful. So I was I
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: got very disturbed that people were literally focusing on her
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: appearance and not how brilliant. That actual show wasn't her
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: performance in it. We need to get robes, like I
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: could totally podcast every day in robes you should have.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: I want a red one. I want like this, like
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: a big fluffy robe, and I want it. I want
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: it to be red or black, red and black done.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That could be our uniform.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to say Kent and then like
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: an unlikely affair or something that's cute.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I love that. What were we just talking about Claire
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: ants and how cruel you know the other thing? Oh,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: go ahead, finish your because I was going to switch
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: to something else.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: No, because you forget everything, so you know, I was
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: gonna you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Know what, I'm more than happy to switch care I'm hoping.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping that this estrogen patch and the progesterone that
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm taking will help me with that. I really do
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: this is gonna be. And by the way, my boobs
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: from bigger. They're full, like you know when you are
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: about to start your period.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I'm getting on.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm like loving it. I'm like, all right,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: the girls are full full for summer. I I'm doing it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Then if that's the case, you know, I wish I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: would have gone a little bigger with my boobs.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, all right, well.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: But this is what they told me along the lines
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: of plastic surgery and all of the skincare. They told
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: me They're like, if you go too big, you're gonna
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: look funny like you're you don't it's supposed to be
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: like face. And then you work your way down right.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Well, depends on what you're going for.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Well, then they said, when you want to go brawless,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you're still gonna look natural but full. And if you
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: want them on display, and you want them as like
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: the star of the show, you throw on a push
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: up bra.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: You know it's funny. You showed me a good push
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: up braw I haven't worn a push up braw since
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I got my boobs done. But let me tell you something.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It looks really good when you put one on. You're like, oh,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: it's like, just gives it a little. I love being
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: top heavy, Like I love when the top part of
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: my boobs are a little jiggly. I think it's very sexy.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: You same.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: And I love a good under boob, and I love
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: a side.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Boob, good side boob.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You know that's a that's a skims push up bra
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: and it's so comfortable. They're so hard to find. It's
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: so freaking hard to find a good push up braw.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I put that thing on with
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: a tight shirt and I was tit fishing everybody.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I'm oh, yeah, oh.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: My god, I'm so excited. I'm gonna have everyone.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't know I had a face when
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I had that pushup bral.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: It was just like, hmmm, TI, I love.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: All.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I on these two things that I was going to say,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: see and I did remember them, so haha to you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: The macro working, the patches, working, micro needling. I'm that
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: was one of the best things I ever did for
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: my face, was filling in my eyebrows because I don't
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: my hair just doesn't grow a whole lot. Okay, it
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: really helped me. Now I have to I haven't had
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: my eyebrows done probably in like I don't know, three
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: years now, and it still lasting. Every time I go
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: to LA and I have my girl. Oh microblading. Sorry.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: By the way, I love micro needling too, so the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: micro blading, So the micro needling is where they create
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: like little wounds on the face with that roller that
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: has like, yes, yes, but that's amazing too. And my
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: complated with hair growth micro blading that you did to
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: your brows. That's like you're one of your number ones. Yes, microblading.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: And then I love I just started doing botox on
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: my neck because I'm starting to get the necklines. And
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: then these they're called something bands. Is that what they're called? Okay,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: these lines, Yeah, but they're called something else or not.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I mean that could be an additional name for it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: But on the sides of my mouth because I have
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: a downward smile, so it relaxes this and it allows
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: my face not to pull down anyways, I'm finding all
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: these different places to put botox and I'm really excited
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: about it because it's like little up here.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It's not enough as like a lip flip, but it's
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: just the tiniest bit to kind of push.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I do that, and I love that. I love that,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: And I also love my crows feet right here, like
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: that is that's where the botox? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: also do botox very high up in my line. I
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: get extremely like bad migraines, and I swear by that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I swear like when you put it up really high
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: on my hairline. It takes away the migraines. I love that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm upset with the micro bleeding as well.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I probably haven't had mine done since I was I
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: was new. I think I wasn't quite sober yet. I've
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: been sober for over seven years, so that's how long
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: that I do need to touch up. But that's one
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: of my favorites. Love the micro needling. But throw in
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the PRP where they spin your blood and I put
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: it onto the face.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, I have not done that yet. I'm dying to do.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: So freaking good. And then I love my botox again.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Back to the filler. I think people need to be
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I would just stick with the botox, but you have
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: to know you have to go to the right person
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: because they can overdo it quickly. And do you see
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: how high I can lift my eyebrows mm hmmm. So
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: many people told me you need to stop getting botox.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Well I went to doctor Diamond and he actually injected
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: botox to relax the muscle, to drop them the tiniest bit,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: so it's not that's pulling them up.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: You have the opposite of what people do botox up
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: here for so I do botox because I have I'm
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: trying to like open my eyes a little bit. You
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: want to bring your eyebrows, you were bringing them down
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: a little bit. So it's the opposite, but I could
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: it looks good. I like it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I like what it had, the rock eyebrows, Like there's
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: nothing I can do about it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I just haven't.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me, high arch, but you know what.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Gravity will do its thing one day, Like people do
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: sketches of me and my eyebrows are like into my hairline,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Like that's.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: That's like a character characterture. What do you what do
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: you call that a caricature? But it's still rude.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: It's my feelings.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I realized growing up in this beautiful life,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I need a part time job just to get all
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the ship done that I want to to my face
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: and it's relaxing for me, like getting a good facial,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: like a hydrofacial.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I already that, like all the shit out of the poor.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: And then she holds up the light and shows me.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: She spins it around and you to see it and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, it's so satisfying.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, give more inside of my face. Yes,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: let me tell you a game changer too. Speaking of botox,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: when I was pregnant with Sosa, I so badly wanted
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to sleep on my back and you can't, right, you
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: have to sleep on your side, And it was so
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: hard on my back. I was so uncomfortable that since
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I dropped her out into the world, I'm a back sleeper.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Oh and let me tell you something. When you were
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: smushing your face into a pillow, that shit gives you wrinkles.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Well, and it's funny, she told me. When I went
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: to do botox last time. She goes, oh, this is
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: your sleep side. I'm like, how do you know that?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: She's like, I could tell. She's like, you have way
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: more wrinkles on this side than you do the other side.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, I can't do the silk pillowcases though.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: That that really bad.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Now, No, you don't like it, especially with all the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: grease I have on my face, with all the oil
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that is on my.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Muther one greasy bitch. When you go to bed, I
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: love it. I you don't need lube, you just pull
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: it from your face down to your right.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Well, after this weekend, I realized I don't I don't
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: need much happening down there except for sexy Man to
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: make his appearance, and I'm like, oh, all right.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: With the right guy, you don't need anything.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was like, I haven't not been able
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: to sleep in a bed after the fact in a
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: long time. Wait, Like I've been able to sleep with
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: dudes and still be able to sleep actually sleep in
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: the same bed that we did our thing in. This
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: was like one of I'm like, Wow, I'm really glad
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I got two queen beds because we're gonna.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Because you would be swimming all night otherwise.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Disgusting, repulsed love, Oh Jesus. Having sex frequently is also
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I think the key to having Well. I FaceTime you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the next day. You were like, you're glowing. I was like, well,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: let me tell you.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think I said you're glowing. I said, wow,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: you look freshly fucked.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: What you did say that you did?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I said something a little more vulgar, but I'm not
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna spare the audience on that one.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Then I sent a bunch of emojis of everything that
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I hope she understands what's happening.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Was that you to you? No, Oh, maybe That was
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: to Michelle last night.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I just sent a bunch of emojis that I hope
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: she could pull together to understand what I did.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: And she did.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Ass play, Oh my gosh, so fun. Have you ever
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: heard women who get because I had vaginal bursts as
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: you know, but they get this wand that they stick
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: up and it's like a laser that goes in your
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: vagina and it like houses the red right, it's like
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: a red light something. It's like a red light laser
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: that these docks. I'm dying to try it. I have it,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: you do. Yeah, it's not just a red.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a whole it's a whole thing to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: tighten and do its thing.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: They actually created them for women who are perry men.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: How do you say the word perimenopause? Yeah, for older
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: women as well. Yeah, but I'm like for women who
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: have experienced helps collagen production too. Yes, that's what it is,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: and I have it. Well here's you're a bunch of
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: ship from Laylow l e l o.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah you should lay Low. That's such a cute name.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I love that. I love that. I want to try some.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like all into it. But this one was too
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: big and the way it was very supposed to tighten
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: me up if it's stretching me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I was like wow, and it was like super charged,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: maybe because it was fresh, but it freaking took two
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: and a half hours to charge this thing. I was like,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I want to go to bed, okay, Like, can we
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: hurry up? So I was like sitting there staring at it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Is that why you were up until two in the morning. No, no, no,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: for the charge to come through. No, I had the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: real thing last night.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I had good for you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeahah, I was gonna see now I'm blushing
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: because I like totally just rolled myself underneath the bus.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Why does that make me so happy?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Oh? Now I know what I was gonna say? Ready
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: for this? Yeah, I truly believe that are that you
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: should go from giving birth right the labor and delivery
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: floor four whatever, it is straight to reconstructive. If you
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: want botox, it's like the reward for giving birth. I
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: know that for people who are breastfeeding, they can't do that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You can't inject anything until you can do botox.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: M M really, which is why all of season nine
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: of the show that I was once on. I had
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: these thin lips and I could move my face honey,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: because oh, no one was injecting because we were coming
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: off of COVID and then I was breastfeeding.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Wow, I thought you could do it. Well,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you know what, I didn't really breast feed for that
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: long because I got mistitis and London couldn't, like, didn't
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: latch to my nipple because she had like a tongue thing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Her tongue was like a snip. They had a snippet
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: and actually they didn't snip it enough. And I keep
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: telling Her'm like, Lindon, I think we might have to
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: go back and get it snips some more. But I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: don't think she'll do it.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I wouldn't do it either, because why
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: what's I know much?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: She talks fine, No, No, her speech is fine. I
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: just I don't know just when I say, like, Lenna,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: stick out your tongue. Look at So I could stick
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: out my tongue. I could touch my tongue to my nose.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: She can't. She could barely like she can stick it
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: out just a little bit. And I'm like, oh, maybe
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: we should have snipped it a little bit more when
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: you're a baby. But I think women should go and
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: just maybe it's a spa.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You know what they should do.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: They should peptide you. Oh that's true. They could do
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: that in the labor and they.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Could do so many other things, z amber. It doesn't even
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: need to be botox. You know what they should do
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: after they should plant you in a room like a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: fabulous almost like four seasons vibe vagina straight into like
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: red light therapy.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would help.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: And then every day a nurse comes in and you
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: have like a fabulous smoothie or whatever with all of
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the antioxidants that you need. And then what they do
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: is inject you with your daily peptide routine and then
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: instead of the botox, they just do.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: The PRP because that's basically But why couldn't they just
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: go straight into the LiPo section and give you a mommy.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Make because I don't know that that's what you want.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, what if you have like a bang and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: body after or whatever.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: There's just some there's somethings. Yeah, there's something so beautiful
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: about And I noticed this with autumn post baby body.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like obsessed, like I see Autumn's baby her or
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: her body and her babies. Now, oh this is late,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: like seven eight months. My sister's so beautiful, like everything
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: is just the way your skin is, the way your
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: hair is that like she has still has this glow
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: to her that I'm like, oh god, that's like the
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: post first year baby glow. Even though she's exhausted, she
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: still looks so beautiful.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: No, it's wild how that happens both my babies. After
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: obsessed with my body, My hair was amazing, my skin
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: was awesome. You go from that to one day waking
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: up being like why am I bald? And why do
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I look like a dead person? Why is my skin gray? Hmm?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: It's crazy and it happens quick. Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But I was getting my hair done the other day
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: and she like had it separated to blow dry, and
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I had all of these pockets of hair that were
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: like this. Yeah, it was like, oh my god, look
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: how broken my hair. She goes, girl, that is not
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: broken hair. That's all regrowth.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I have hair, and hair is so gorgeous right now.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I can't even tell you how beautiful your hair is.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: That's very nice compared to what it was like, looking back,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I just wish that this would fill in more.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: So, do you know what you should do? Do a
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: little PRP right there?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I've heard it's extremely painful, but fuck it, I don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: even care. Yeah, the RP, the microblade red light therapy cap.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: So I've told you I've been taking neutrifold pretty consistently.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Now, Oh, I found a bottle by the way, good
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: because I order them by the pound, so I have
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: enough if you need. I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: try it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I went in to get lasered at Laser Away and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm I'm just so confused because i
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: haven't had any hair for the longest time, and now
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm sitting here like where's this
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: coming from? And then you told you said something about
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: neutral because you were there filming me getting my cookie laser.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: They were like, if you've been taking neutrafol consistently, it
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: can retrigger hair growth. I was like, well, what does
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that mean? Is this not gonna is the lasery not
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: gonna work? They were like, no, you just have to
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: step into.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Like a new.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Cycle where you get like every six weeks and then
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you'll be back to your maintenance.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm, you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Know, because you won't.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: That's it is. It is so wild, but it makes sense.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: If you're going to grow hair on your head, you're
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: gonna grow wherever you have the vollicles of hair coming out.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I did hair or laser hair removal on my legs
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and is the best thing. My legs, my vagina, my armpits,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: you name it. I don't want to fucking shave. It's exhausting.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I'm tired at the end of the night and I
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: don't want to shave. So I either have to find
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: a man that actually, like you know what it, wants
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: to shave you wants to shave me. Actually, when I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: was pregnant with both of my kids, I shaved until
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I couldn't see over my stomach anymore. And then I
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: started doing waxing when I was pregnant and that was
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: so painful.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: But the worst have you ever done? A landing strip?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: That's not my thing. It's not my thing. I know
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: some women who do it and they love it, and
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: they're like, and their guys are really into it. Not
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I want a mister Bigglesworth hairless as fuck, please, no
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: landing strip. I have a friend Janet, who quite often
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: talks about that situation, and I'm like, get it lasered,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: and she will not let it go. And I had
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to kind of take a step back and be like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: you actually have a hot husband who's a lawyer, so like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: whatever you're doing down there is working.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: So I don't like you guys. For me, I don't
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: care likes it. I'm not into it. I don't want it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: It's my body, my choice.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I also, when I go down there with a man,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to be like groomed. How do
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you feel about a hairless man?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you know I was with one for seven years.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: He had no hair anywhere.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't like it. I think men could look
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: really sexy with a bald head. And I think he
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: just the head I'm talking about like hairless down there? No, no, no,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: you meant you meant the other he love a bald guy. Okay,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, what look at Jason, stay them He's
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: so cute, so hot.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like a hairless man body body, hair.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I don't love that. I don't
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I like it. I want to feel like I'm with
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: a like a man, like not I.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Don't know, not my thing, not a seal. No fine
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: into it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Groomed, be groomed. Here's people I can't Here's what I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: can't fuck with. I can't fuck with. Wrist to shoulder,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: arm hair not not happening. Okay, we got a real
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: problem here. Okay, please, it's fine on fine on the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: arms here, totally fine. Oh when it starts making its
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: way where it gets kind of fine and long.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And weird, you're like a wolverine. At that point, you're
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: sleeping with a wolverine, not even a human, right, and
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: then it connects to the back. I'm like, I'm gonna through.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: It's not for everybody, God bless America. Some people like it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe this is our problem. Maybe we can need to
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: like relook at our non negotiables. I actually found my
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: non negotiable list to my junk door today. I was
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: going to look for something and I was like, what's
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: this and it was my my dream guy, my negotiables
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: and non negotiables. I forgot to add the hair part.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I gotta go downstairs and do that.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: These are my ax.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I should just do a column of like X.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: One more thing before we sign off. Botox for men,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about a man who gets botox?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I don't mind someone that like does like a sprinkle,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: but it really probably not. I don't know, it's not
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: really my thing. I don't if it makes him feel better.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I just don't want to be with a guy that
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: looks better than me.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, is usually the case because if
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you really think about it, like ducks peacocking, like the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: male are the men are very pretty, Like the female
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: duck is like brown, the male duck is like has
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: like a very pretty body, and then like the gorgeous
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: like dark.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Green green yes head right, yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: How how fucking amazing?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Though, because I was thinking about this, I'm like, it's
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: so unfair that all of the male species are prettier,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: and it's like we don't need to be pretty because
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: we have pussy. You have to step in here and
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: like put your feathers out and make us go, oh okay,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: we may think that's cute, but like you're with us
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: because and we can be whatever because we have the
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: golden ticket.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Hmmm.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I can step in here and looking just like this,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and all I have to do is go, oh.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I love being a woman. I really do. As much
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: as I can complain about it. I'm thinking like, oh,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: we have to skincare and health, and you know what,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I'm so grateful that I'm a woman in this life.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: If I want hair down in my ass, I just
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: have to go to someone to clip it in. If
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I want big long eyelashes, it's like, well, let's just
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: swap these down and put the like how.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Fun, so freaking fun. It's the best.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: It is the best. And you know what I saw
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: reel the other day. It was this British man that
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: just like walks the streets of London and interviews people,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and he rolls up on this gorgeous woman and he
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: was like, if men didn't exist, who would protect women?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: And she like looks at him and she goes from
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: whose That's so good? So it's such a genus fucking answer.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It's true need protecting. Honestly, we'd have now, we'd have
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: life by the tail.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Baby. Anyway, what a fun? It sounds like there's chaos
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: going on in your house right now.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: That's a constant I wake up to chaos, but that
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful them.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: It's the best. I don't know what I would do
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: without it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, this was a great podcast. I really enjoyed.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I really loved hearing about all your fun skincare stuff.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I know, and soon next week you'll be out here
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: to enjoy it and we can pamper ourselves in the bathroom.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: My favorite you guys, Thank you.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: For listening to another episode of an Unlikely Affair. Reminder
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you can catch a new episode every Thursday night at
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: nine pm.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Love you guys. Bye.