Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / List - Corky Country Song Names For March 27th, 2025
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- 0:00Speaker 1: So for some reason, today is quirky country music song
- 0:03Speaker 1: titl Edday.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know why that is today, just for fun.
- 0:08Speaker 3: There you go.
- 0:09Speaker 2: But I I have a list, a list.
- 0:12Speaker 4: It's radio from Hell with another list because people love
- 0:16Speaker 4: a good list ninety six.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Now, perhaps I will post this list so you can
- 0:22Speaker 1: go on your own and listen to the songs because
- 0:24Speaker 1: we can't really.
- 0:25Speaker 5: We can't plan because we'll get kicked off of YouTube
- 0:27Speaker 5: and radio doesn't matter anymore.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all about you. All about that, okay.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Quirky country music song titles Number one Johnny Cash's song
- 0:38Speaker 1: dirty Old egg suckond Dog.
- 0:40Speaker 5: Oh, my dad loved that song, Dirty Old eggs.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Oh, Now that won't get us kicked off on.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Johnny Cash flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Yes, mm hmm, you know all these.
- 0:55Speaker 5: I'm familiar with a lot of these because of my
- 0:58Speaker 5: dad and because of beat Gina.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Here's another one, the frozen four hundred pound fair and
- 1:04Speaker 1: Middland cotton picker Johnny Cash.
- 1:08Speaker 5: I thought look at them beans was funny.
- 1:10Speaker 1: With those are Bobby Bear's song drop kick Me Jesus
- 1:14Speaker 1: parentheses through the.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Goalposte Me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Give
- 1:20Speaker 3: me some money and a beautiful wife.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Tim McGraw's song do you want Fries with that? We're
- 1:29Speaker 1: playing that in Florida now with the.
- 1:31Speaker 2: New uh child.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Yeah, Zach Brown Band, sick them on a chicken.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Okay, don't know them on a chicken.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Don't know.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Hank Williams. My bucket's got a hole in it. Well,
- 1:50Speaker 1: there's a hole in the bucket, Dear Eliza. Uh, George Jones,
- 1:55Speaker 1: If I don't love you parentheses, grits ain't groceries.
- 1:59Speaker 3: If I don't love your grit saint groceries.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Billy Ray Cyrus, I want my mullet back.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Uh. No, Kenny Chesney's she thinks my tractor is sexy. No,
- 2:16Speaker 1: Kenny Chesney. All I want for Christmas is a real good.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Tan Kenny Chestey. Kenny Chestey's the good vibes.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Guys. Yeah, Yeah, I'm a beach cowboy.
- 2:28Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it, Okay, I get I get it now.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Roger Miller, my uncle used to love me, but she died.
- 2:36Speaker 1: That doesn't make it well.
- 2:37Speaker 5: That's that's too well.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Well, Roger Miller had a bunch of like dang me,
- 2:42Speaker 3: dang me to take a rope and hang me from
- 2:45Speaker 3: the highest tree. Woman, would you weep on me?
- 2:49Speaker 1: Where have all the average people gone? That's a Roger Miller.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Roger Miller. I know who it is parentheses, and I'm
- 2:57Speaker 1: gonna tell on him pretty good.
- 3:01Speaker 3: I don't need to hear the song. I love the title.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Let's see Kitty Wells. I hope my divorce is never granted. Oh,
- 3:09Speaker 1: that just means she loves her husb. She doesn't want
- 3:11Speaker 1: to get.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Oh, she just wants to stay there and torment him.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Gretchen Wilson one Budweiser. You can never have just one?
- 3:19Speaker 2: Can you?
- 3:22Speaker 4: Two?
- 3:22Speaker 2: From Jimmy Buffett? Peanut Butter Conspiracy.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I don't know that one one? And pencil Thin Mustache.
- 3:29Speaker 3: There was a band called the Peanut Butter Conspiracy as well.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett also has my head, hurts, my feet stink,
- 3:36Speaker 1: and I don't love Jesus.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Well that's hey.
- 3:39Speaker 1: None of those are good things, Alan Jackson. She just
- 3:44Speaker 1: started liking cheating songs.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Well you know what.
- 3:46Speaker 1: That means, Alan Jackson. If French fries were fat free,
- 3:53Speaker 1: well they wouldn't taste good.
- 3:54Speaker 3: I guess don't worry.
- 3:56Speaker 5: RFK Junior is bringing back Beef Tallow Gina, Okay, Beef Tello.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no, I said, I said a word. Yeah,
- 4:04Speaker 3: you're gonna You're now gonna support RFK Junior, aren't you.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Beef tellfries are superior fries. I'm sorry they are.
- 4:11Speaker 5: But they are killing you. They are killing you. Well
- 4:16Speaker 5: why they changed?
- 4:17Speaker 3: French fries are killing you anyway, but yeah, exactly, but
- 4:20Speaker 3: they're just killing you more.
- 4:22Speaker 2: The taste better Willie Nelson Beer for my horses.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Okay, and uh, finally from Toby Keith Wacky Tobacci.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Is it a weed song?
- 4:37Speaker 5: Toby Teeth?
- 4:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would think so. Well, there you go.
- 4:42Speaker 4: There's a list we've hoped you'd enjoyed. Another list with
- 4:46Speaker 4: radio from Hell on X ninety.
- 4:48Speaker 5: Six see back to the Beef Tellow. I'm watching a
- 4:52Speaker 5: docu series called Adam Eats the Eighties, so my Disney
- 4:58Speaker 5: plus Hulu combo, and he says, is it true that
- 5:03Speaker 5: the fries tasted better back then? Is it true? And
- 5:07Speaker 5: so they set up a deal where it was side
- 5:09Speaker 5: by side and yes, they do taste better. And then
- 5:12Speaker 5: they had a doctor come in and say, yes, but here's.
- 5:15Speaker 3: What it's doing to you. Yeah, they they cook the
- 5:19Speaker 3: fries and beef tallow over at the Harmon's hamburger.
- 5:23Speaker 2: At the burger joint at the Harmons, which is why
- 5:25Speaker 2: I go.
- 5:26Speaker 5: Oh, so, it's not against the law like RFK.
- 5:29Speaker 3: No, it's not against the law. Voluntarily take it out.
- 5:33Speaker 2: They're upfront about it.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Also, there are companies that got rid of it because
- 5:38Speaker 1: vegetarians like French fries but they didn't like that they
- 5:41Speaker 1: were fried in beef tallows, so they fry him in
- 5:44Speaker 1: vegetable oil.
- 5:45Speaker 3: But they do taste better.
- 5:48Speaker 2: They do taste better, yea, they do.
- 5:52Speaker 3: I try to avoid French fries all together. For the
- 5:54Speaker 3: most part.
- 5:55Speaker 2: I am. I am with this administration on a few things.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Oh no, and I hate to hear you say that.
- 6:03Speaker 2: And beef tallow is one of them.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Name one other.
- 6:06Speaker 2: Incandescent light bulbs, Well, they're not illegal. I mean, I
- 6:16Speaker 2: like an.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Incandest bulb if I could have beef tallow fries in
- 6:21Speaker 1: a room bathed in the glow of.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Gina prefers things that will make her fat in unflattering lighting,
- 6:30Speaker 3: because incandescent lighting is not flattering, No.
- 6:32Speaker 2: It is, That's the whole point. LED is harsh, and
- 6:36Speaker 2: led is harsh. Incandescent. If you get the right bulb,
- 6:40Speaker 2: it's a soft warm.
- 6:41Speaker 5: That's what we got here is LEDs in this and.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Good lighting is important.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Oh and one other thing, Donald Trump's red button to
- 6:49Speaker 1: have diet coke delivered.
- 6:50Speaker 3: That's I am really so disappointed in you. Those things
- 6:55Speaker 3: three three things that are just bad for the environment
- 6:58Speaker 3: and bad for you and the country. You left that
- 7:02Speaker 3: part out, Yeah, yeah, well.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Yeah, a diet coke button is bad for the country.
- 7:06Speaker 3: It's bad for you. I've heard I've heard two pop
- 7:11Speaker 3: tops over there today.
- 7:14Speaker 1: I have heard wait, wait, wait, these are the tiny cans.
- 7:18Speaker 5: I love those, by the way.
- 7:20Speaker 1: And because I had to take Mohammed, my son, not
- 7:24Speaker 1: the prophet, to the airport this morning, I didn't have
- 7:26Speaker 1: time to stop and get my coffee. So I usually
- 7:28Speaker 1: have a coffee and a tiny diet coke, and I had.
- 7:32Speaker 3: To have this is this is how her mind works.
- 7:34Speaker 3: It justifies everything.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I can justify things.
- 7:40Speaker 3: And I and I always haul myself up to the
- 7:42Speaker 3: court of appeals, you know, say I'm sorry, this is
- 7:46Speaker 3: what I did. Liberals, intellectuals, tea smongers.
- 7:51Speaker 4: It