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It's Johnjay's "Happy Death Day" Today · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool. John Jay and Richie. Go!
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  Speaker 1: What's crack-a-lacking? This is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle
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  Speaker 1: Double Jizzle. Bang, boom, what you gonna do? We're not
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  Speaker 1: talking about Ren 10-10. We're not talking about Lashley.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 1: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 1: It's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah!
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday from John Jay and Rich. Would you want
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  Speaker 1: to know? I'm going to ask you guys some questions
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  Speaker 1: and think about whether you would want to know the
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  Speaker 1: answers to these questions. Okay? Kyle, would you want to
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  Speaker 1: know the date you're going to die? I go back
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  Speaker 1: and forth on this. Sometimes I say yes. Sometimes I
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  Speaker 1: think no. I'm going to go with no. No? I
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  Speaker 1: do not want to know. What about you, Rich? Would
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  Speaker 1: you want to know the date you're going to die?
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  Speaker 1: I do not want to know the date I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to die. Peyton?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely not.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I would. And as a matter of fact, a
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  Speaker 1: long time ago, I was talking to a psychic. One
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  Speaker 1: of the first times I've ever talked to a psychic.
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  Speaker 1: And I asked the psychic when I was going to die.
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  Speaker 1: And they said, and this is a very big deal
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  Speaker 1: for me, this is why I'm bringing it up. They
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  Speaker 1: said that I was going to die before my birthday, 2026. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's today. That's today.
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  Speaker 2: That's today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm alive. Wait, what time were you born? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you were born at night, you really only
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  Speaker 1: might have 12 more hours. I have until midnight tonight,
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  Speaker 1: the way I was looking at it. And when September
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  Speaker 1: 4th is over, then I know I made it. But
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  Speaker 1: I have lived with that for the longest time. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: last year, I said when I, when I, when I,
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  Speaker 1: my birthday, I said when it turned 2026, I brought
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  Speaker 1: it up so many times and my sister said, stop
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  Speaker 1: bringing this up. You're going to put it out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: But I've been literally obsessed with it. So the thing was,
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  Speaker 1: would you want to know the date you're going to die?
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  Speaker 1: You guys said no. I said yes. So hopefully the
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  Speaker 1: psychic is terrible. Okay, here's what I'm like. You're looking
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  Speaker 1: at this all wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That was, at the time, what day you would die
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  Speaker 2: if you stayed on the trajectory you were on. However,
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  Speaker 2: now you've done about 20,000 different life-changing longevity tricks and
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  Speaker 2: hacks in your life.
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  Speaker 1: And some of them work. Well, here's the thing. I
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  Speaker 1: actually had a full-body MRI thanks to Simon Med not
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  Speaker 1: that long ago. Went over the results again with my
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  Speaker 1: doctor a couple days ago, and I'm the healthiest I've
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  Speaker 1: ever been. Doesn't mean I'm not going to get hit
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  Speaker 1: by a bus when I walk out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Stop saying that.
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's what I'm saying, you guys. So it'll
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  Speaker 1: be interesting to see if I make it past this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, a long time ago, I interviewed two psychics,
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  Speaker 1: and one of them said I was going to die
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  Speaker 1: before 2026, my birthday. I have, not just today, so
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  Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. Hopefully, she's a very bad psychic.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Jill the psychic. Jill.
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  Speaker 3: Call that Jill back later today or tomorrow and just go, ha!
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  Speaker 1: I tried to track her down about six, seven months
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  Speaker 1: ago to see if she was still doing it, so
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't find her. But anyway, so now would you
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  Speaker 1: want to know how you're going to die? I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I would.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. Well, actually, maybe because if it's like, you're
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  Speaker 3: definitely going to die in a plane crash, I probably
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't go on an airplane anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is the whole thing about would you
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  Speaker 1: want to know questions about yourself? Would you want to
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  Speaker 1: know who would show up to your funeral? Yes. Nah. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm going to have a list for my family
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  Speaker 3: and friends on who's not allowed to come.
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  Speaker 2: I know who will be there and anyone else is
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  Speaker 2: an extra bonus.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I want to know who's going to be
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  Speaker 3: the saddest too, because then I will like them now more.
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  Speaker 1: Would you want to know who secretly hates you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Definitely not. Let me get these ops.
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  Speaker 2: Out of here.
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  Speaker 1: My answer to that is I don't care. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to know. Would you want to know
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  Speaker 1: what is said about you when you leave the room? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yes. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm too sensitive for that. Would you want to know
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  Speaker 1: which of your friends secretly thinks they're better than you? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would want to know because like, yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 2: Want to know.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're going to have a point where you can
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  Speaker 3: put them in their place at some point.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be fun. I think all my friends are better
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  Speaker 1: than me. Would you want to know what your coworkers
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  Speaker 1: actually think about you? Yeah. Why not?
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  Speaker 3: In this room, I'm okay with it. I might want
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  Speaker 3: to go outside of this room and find out.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you say that, Kyle? Because I got to
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  Speaker 1: be here every day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to pretend we're all friends.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, would you want to know every lie your partner
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  Speaker 1: has ever told you? No, some things you can take
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  Speaker 1: to the grave. Some things I just don't want to know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, thanks. I'm good. That's funny. Cause I think about
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  Speaker 1: my wife. I don't think she's ever lied to me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think, but what do I know? Right. What
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  Speaker 1: did I go? What the hell? She was a hooker. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to know, but I don't think there is.
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  Speaker 1: If I had, if I could only pick one of these,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what I would pick. Which one would you pick?
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  Speaker 1: When I, when I'm going to die and how I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to die. That's what I'd want to know. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This is kind of morbid, but I'm only asking this
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  Speaker 2: because I know like, this is something that you would
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  Speaker 2: ask me if I was saying, if I had the
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  Speaker 2: same news dawning on us, are we missing an opportunity
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  Speaker 2: by not like interviewing about you about death?
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  Speaker 1: Just in case me. Oh yeah. Like you have a
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  Speaker 1: clips of me in case I do. Yeah. What do
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  Speaker 1: you want to ask me in case? So like, like,
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  Speaker 1: let's say I leave here and I get hit by
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  Speaker 1: a truck or not want to have an airplane crashes
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  Speaker 1: in my room. I want that to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Right. I got a good first one for you. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: This one. John Jay, what do you want your legacy
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  Speaker 1: to be? That's too complicated an answer. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that means. My kids. What were you going to
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  Speaker 1: ask me? This is a minute to interrupt. Pass.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I said, how do you want to be remembered? What
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  Speaker 1: a great montage.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, we just said, we asked you.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'd want to be remembered as a great
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  Speaker 1: dad and middle-of-the-road husband. Great dad.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's get you something you will do. In your life,
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  Speaker 3: what has made you laugh the hardest?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, man. This is not where I was expecting
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  Speaker 1: this to go. I hope I live because it would
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  Speaker 1: be a terrible montage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Psychic's probably right. You're a goner. Oh, my gosh. Let's
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  Speaker 1: come up with creative ways I'm going to die before Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, not before. I mean, like, I have probably, what
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  Speaker 1: is it? I probably have 15 hours left. No. No, no.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, before I'm free. The curse is lifted. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Before it becomes September 5th and I'm still alive. then
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  Speaker 1: I'm free. I feel like then we should throw a
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  Speaker 1: big party. You're alive! Yeah, you would play, what's that song?
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  Speaker 1: The stain of life. And then a freaking 747 crashes
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  Speaker 1: into the fourth floor of iHeart right now and we're
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  Speaker 1: all dead. I have some more. So would you want
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  Speaker 1: to know if your partner has ever been attracted to
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  Speaker 1: one of your friends? That definitely is not even a thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess I would want to know. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean that's not a thing? Like, there's no way
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  Speaker 1: that Kadeem thinks my friends are cute.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I have really pretty friends, so I
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  Speaker 2: guarantee you Scott's attracted to at least one of them,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. I'm like, none of my friends are Kadeem's
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  Speaker 1: type at all. My wife has, like, one hot friend,
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  Speaker 1: and I just saw her recently. She's let herself go
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. In fact, I know you're talking about her. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are terrible.
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  Speaker 1: You're terrible. I haven't seen her lately, but You know,
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  Speaker 1: she was great. And that's probably who's going to kill me, Blake.
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  Speaker 1: Blake's going to kill me tonight. That's how I die. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh. At 11.59 tonight. Boom. Anyway, just a quick
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  Speaker 1: little round of would you want to know.