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413: My Ocardial Infarction · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there he is. Okay, so check this out. Your
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  Speaker 1: boy gotta offered three different jobs in two days. Come on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I got offered up. Yeah, it wound up falling apart.
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  Speaker 1: Why then I got offered a We're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: them out, okay, and then oh shit, yeah, how did
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  Speaker 1: that happened? Did happened? She's working, She's working what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about? So, Dottle, that's amazing. Congratulations, thank you. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm doing that's so dope. Well, we whiteboarded it
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  Speaker 1: and it happened. Yes, Donald Ward, and I also have
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  Speaker 1: a lead on something I sent you. I'm fucking hustling
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  Speaker 1: for you too, babe. I appreciate it. Man, Like Yo,
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  Speaker 1: things are good, Man, things are really good. I like
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  Speaker 1: to think that it's because we started this awesome podcast,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, I don't think it's because of this
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  Speaker 1: podcast and the positive energy and the serotonin in our
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  Speaker 1: brains and the whiteboard on your wall and the love
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  Speaker 1: from our friends and community. I agree with you, but
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  Speaker 1: look the point of it is the whiteboard works like you. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, your specificity is very important when whiteboarding, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just to say I want to be in a superhero
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  Speaker 1: movie isn't gonna cut it. You have to be very specific, um,
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  Speaker 1: and you gotta look at it every day, and you
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  Speaker 1: look at every day and then you gotta go, is
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  Speaker 1: there any action I could be taking that would promote
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  Speaker 1: that goal? And that's a brainstorm on what you could
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  Speaker 1: be doing. I don't want to fucking I'm nervous to
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  Speaker 1: call Jim and Terry. Jim and Terry your friends with
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  Speaker 1: the director. No, you call Jim and Terry. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: call Jim and Terry. You better call Jim and Terry
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  Speaker 1: if you know what's good for you, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: the crazy shit wasn't Like I almost sabotaged it too.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's the other thing that we do as human beings.
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  Speaker 1: When something good is right around the corner, we have
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  Speaker 1: a tendency to buck it up and make it so
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  Speaker 1: that it doesn't happen for us anymore. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: we get in our own way. And I almost did
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  Speaker 1: that today, you know, I almost, Like, So I went
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  Speaker 1: and played tennis before my meeting today. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play some tennis. I'm gonna forget about this
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  Speaker 1: meeting that I have today. I'm gonna get you know,
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  Speaker 1: going work it out. And after tennis, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I should probably go get the weed now, oh god,
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  Speaker 1: And my wife was like really, and I was in
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  Speaker 1: line with our goals. It's like, I got half an hour.
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  Speaker 1: I can make it work for you because I've been there.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I can make it work. We're almost
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  Speaker 1: We're at the exit of our house and the weed
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  Speaker 1: spot is two exits passed. I was like, fuck the weed, baby,
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  Speaker 1: fuck the weed. My wife does a freaking dom from
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  Speaker 1: Fast and the Furious across all of the freaking lanes.
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  Speaker 1: We were in the fast lane. She goes, she goes,
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  Speaker 1: she goes, thank you, babe. I was waiting for you
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  Speaker 1: to come to your sentence. Hold on and we may
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  Speaker 1: and we make it to the house with time to spare,
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm now I'm sitting there like all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: I got to ask questions, and the questions I asked
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  Speaker 1: were crap because I already knew I wanted the job.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to act cool, try But by the end
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  Speaker 1: of it, I had already been like, so we're doing
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  Speaker 1: this right, this is real. We haven't changed our mind
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  Speaker 1: about me being in this. Oh. And they were like,
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  Speaker 1: when people ask you like in the press when you're
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  Speaker 1: doing like press from me, like, so, why did you
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  Speaker 1: want to do this? Like your honest answers, because I
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  Speaker 1: wanted a fucking job, right, What made you choose to
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  Speaker 1: be a part of this, this film? I couldn't believe
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  Speaker 1: that asked me. That is the honest, and it's that,
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  Speaker 1: and it's that way every freaking time. But they all
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  Speaker 1: and they actual they treat you like you're like Ryan
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  Speaker 1: Gosling and you're turning down twenty things a day. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: what made you choose this? Of all things? Right? Because
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  Speaker 1: because I haven't worked in an electric film, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you notice about me, but I got nine kids,
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  Speaker 1: have thirty five children, all below the age of ten. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I love Casey, by the way, and I love that story, Casey.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about me, Zach? I love you? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Oh no, the bad words. Daniel came over
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  Speaker 1: and fixed it. How do you feel so far about it?
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  Speaker 1: You're rubbing your eyes? Is that a happy rubbing your eyes?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm so excited for this. Oh now
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  Speaker 1: I have to watch what I say. No, you don't,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I don't want to hear. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear bong bubbles. I'm gonna be on my
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  Speaker 1: best behavior with it. I'm only going to use her
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  Speaker 1: certain times. But Daniel came over and rigged her all
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  Speaker 1: up for me. It sounds great. Hey, listen, I really
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  Speaker 1: had my feelings hurt when you all three of you
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  Speaker 1: left me on Red. Last night. I was watching this show.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you watching? I'm watching this show that I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna recommend to you guys and all of our listeners.
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  Speaker 1: It's called missic Quest, and it's so up your three alleys.
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  Speaker 1: It's behind it's behind the scenes of a video game
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  Speaker 1: company that's that makes a game like um, World of Warcraft.
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  Speaker 1: What do you call them, Dane, mm m m O RPGs? Yeah, those.
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  Speaker 1: So it's behind the scenes of a company that's the
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  Speaker 1: most popular one. And it's it's very Scrubs esque humor
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  Speaker 1: or you know workplace, you know style comedy. Um. But
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  Speaker 1: the actors are all hilarious, the scripts very funny, and
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  Speaker 1: it's about video games and I think you guys would
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  Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, I gotta check it out. I'm into it.
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  Speaker 1: Drop the title one more time. It's called missic Quest feature.
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  Speaker 1: Where's that Apple are good friends at Apple Apple TV.
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  Speaker 1: And I really really like it. And I'm sitting there
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  Speaker 1: laughing right and I'm I'm going, oh my god, daneld,
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  Speaker 1: Joel and Donald will love this. I text them in
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  Speaker 1: the group chat everybody everybody listening. No response now Donald Donald.
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  Speaker 1: I know Donald goes to sleep at eight, which is
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  Speaker 1: just fucking unbelievable but true. Daniel and Joel, I know,
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  Speaker 1: are up fucking playing video games till one in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know what the hell is going on. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: And the kid who plays Um played my son in
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  Speaker 1: alex Ink, isn't it And he's really really funny. And
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  Speaker 1: there's this girl I gotta I looked her up so
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  Speaker 1: I can give her a shout on our on our
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  Speaker 1: hit podcast here. She is so fucking funny. Every line
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  Speaker 1: she says, I laugh. Her name is Jesse Ennis Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and she plays an assistant at the company. And she's
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  Speaker 1: one of those characters like on Scrubs where it's like
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  Speaker 1: everything Sam said or everything Rob said. She's that in
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  Speaker 1: this and everything she says I laugh out loud at it. So, Jesse,
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  Speaker 1: You're funny. If any of Jesse's friends listening to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Tell her and uh, and you got I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: love it. If you're if you're listening and you like
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Scrubs esque humor, which I'm sensing you probably do. Um,
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  Speaker 1: you like Hey Dodge, you count send her? Should get
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  Speaker 1: this mofle going stories. Show me about any very funny episode.
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  Speaker 1: Laughed bunch. I did too. There was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: laughed out loud moments. There were a lot of like,
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  Speaker 1: my notes are are long? Copious? They're copious. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of I have a lot of notes today.
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  Speaker 1: I did not do a recap, however, because of the rush.
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  Speaker 1: It's all your rushed from tennis to the weed store
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  Speaker 1: to home. Um. I wanted to talk about Joelle. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta give Joell a plug because Joelle is hosting tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: the red Carpet for the Snyder cut of Justice League. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Joelle and Kevin Smith are hosting the red Carpet. Joel,
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody it's gonna be so guys. Okay, guys, you
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  Speaker 1: already know. I just love fandom. So when I got
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  Speaker 1: the call, it's so funny because the person who's producing
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  Speaker 1: the red Carpet segment is a fan of this show.
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  Speaker 1: So thank you guys. Talk. Oh, so we're getting you
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  Speaker 1: work glad. And then we're like listen, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: hear you interact with the fans, and we want to have,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on red carpets there's these like fan pins
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  Speaker 1: where super fans of whatever movie is screening get to
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  Speaker 1: like hang out and get signatures or whatever. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna try to recreate that virtually. So Kevin will
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  Speaker 1: be interviewing like all stars and of course Zack and everything. Um,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be with the fans. So I'm really
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  Speaker 1: excited to talk to them about what. Well, it's the
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  Speaker 1: perfect job for you, it really is. I was literally
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  Speaker 1: tailor made for this gig. So how do we how
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  Speaker 1: do how do people watch it? And what time? Tell
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  Speaker 1: everybody all the deeds. Okay, so I believe it starts
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  Speaker 1: at seven. Um, you can watch the movie right afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: So that's gonna be really exciting. It's gonna premiere across
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  Speaker 1: all social media platforms at Snyder Cut. So you go
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  Speaker 1: to Twitter, if you go to Instagram, wherever you want
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  Speaker 1: to go, it's at Snyder Cut. It's just streaming right there.
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  Speaker 1: I have a question. I thought it was streaming on
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  Speaker 1: HBO Max. What's going She's talking about her preshow thing show. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the Red Carpet will be on the social media's when
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  Speaker 1: does it? When does the Snyder co Cut come out?
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  Speaker 1: Did it come that night? Wednesday night? They're pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, Well,
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  Speaker 1: well we're we're we're recording this obviously on Friday, but
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about it like it's tomorrow because we're professionals. Donald, No,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm saying, are you Donald Phazon, mister superhero
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  Speaker 1: lover gonna watch a four hour movie? Absolutely? I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I've actually been waiting for this because I want
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  Speaker 1: to see what Zach Snyder has to say. Apparently it's
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: in black and white? Are you okay? With two versions?
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  Speaker 1: So they'll be the Justice's Grain version, which is the
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  Speaker 1: black and white version that he made, but there is
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  Speaker 1: also going to be a color version. I think they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna launch at the same time on HBO Max. That's
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  Speaker 1: a weird movie though. That's weird though. It's like, make
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  Speaker 1: a choice, You're gonna make a black and white movie
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  Speaker 1: or not. I'm gonna be honest with show go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the original Justice League movie, the one that
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  Speaker 1: Josh Sweden did. Sure, Sure, it was all right, It
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  Speaker 1: ain't in game, you know what I mean. But I
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  Speaker 1: really want to see what Zach has to say. I
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  Speaker 1: think he has I think he has a lot to say.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, I think he has
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  Speaker 1: a lot to say. And there was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: hype behind this because he said what was put on
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  Speaker 1: screen wasn't what he intended originally. So I'm very excited
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  Speaker 1: for it because Justice League was one of the better
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  Speaker 1: movies of that whole thing from from the Man of
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  Speaker 1: Steel on. It's one of the better movies. So and
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  Speaker 1: he's saying that wasn't the movie he intended. So I
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  Speaker 1: really want to see what he has to say. So
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: you're gonna not only watch The Red Carpet with Joel
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  Speaker 1: and Kevin Smith, You're going to tune in for the
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  Speaker 1: four hour movie I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do the
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  Speaker 1: whole shebang. I'm will you be having jazz cabbage as
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  Speaker 1: you enjoy the film. See, this is one of those
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  Speaker 1: movies that that you kind of have to have. Jads
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  Speaker 1: pairs nicely. Yeah, I got a bunch here now, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he got you cooked him up. With some out though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mythic quest also pairs very nicely with jazz let us.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: All right on, um, let's get the show. SHOT's talk
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: about scrubs. It's very interesting that you bop down the
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  Speaker 1: hall in the beginning of the show with coffee. I'm
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  Speaker 1: feeling confident. The character is feeling confident and happy, and
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  Speaker 1: he's made up with Elliott. We're getting along. I'm thrilled
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  Speaker 1: that she's bought us tiny post its. But that's something
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  Speaker 1: that all leading man have. As a walk, George Jefferson struck. No,
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  Speaker 1: every leading man has a walk, at least in the
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  Speaker 1: African American community. We could talk about this. Let's talk
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: about the Sydney Partier. Sydney Portier. Sydney Portier has one
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  Speaker 1: of the has a very similar walk to the walk
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  Speaker 1: you portray in the beginning of the movie. Sydney Portier
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  Speaker 1: had a bop when he walked. There was line was
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  Speaker 1: more like mine was more in the spirit of George Jefferson. Right, Well,
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: George Jefferson is kind of biting off. Sidney Potier had
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  Speaker 1: the dopest walk by far out of everybody. And then
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  Speaker 1: Denzel came and Denzel's walk it was like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is the new walk. When you did that in the beginning,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I thought, oh, JD has a walk. He's portraying you know,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: he's he's doing an homage. Okay, I was wrong. You
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  Speaker 1: said he was just confident, and so therefore he was
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: bopping down the hallway. Well, you and I, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we've done this sort of We called it the pimp strut.
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  Speaker 1: We've done it over and over again, especially in that
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  Speaker 1: fantasy when we're truly pimps. J D does it quite
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  Speaker 1: a bit, though. Yeah, well, especially when he's feeling himself
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  Speaker 1: but he's failing himself. I laughed out loud when Lonnie
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  Speaker 1: and I get scared by Elliot sticking her hand through
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  Speaker 1: the cadaver, and and then that it was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: and I knew it sposed to happen, and then I scream,
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  Speaker 1: and then you reveal us on the ground holding each other,
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  Speaker 1: holding yes. So funny. And then and then Elliott goes
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  Speaker 1: jad you knew that it was gonna have it, and
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  Speaker 1: I go It was still very startling. And then we
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  Speaker 1: go back to cuddling. We returned, isn't like we got
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: caught cuddling on the floor, Like we returned to I
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  Speaker 1: loved it. I love how cute Elliott is with JD
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: in the beginning with the tiny posts that you said before.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: As you said before, yeah, can we talk about Brent also,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: which one's Brent. Brent was the one that's being yelled
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: at by doctor Kelso yeah, and then you guys step
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: in and you handle it, and then you go into
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: the Lonnie situation. Yea, it really showed, like in the
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: opening of this show, it really shows that you guys
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  Speaker 1: are working together as a team again, and it seems
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: that she's forgotten about or she's decided to forgive you. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: she's gone hard. Yeah. Yeah, so we're finally getting along
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  Speaker 1: again and um and yeah, so that's nice. She's it
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: seems like she's forgiven me, but she's also forgiven you
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  Speaker 1: in a way that it's like she kind of pities
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  Speaker 1: you in a way, like her forgiveness comes from the
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: fact that she's become way better than you. She's now
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: a superhero in the hospital. Yeah, she has sort of,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: it seems and I forgot this story point, but it
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: seems like she she's surpassing me a bit in terms
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  Speaker 1: of being a badass doctor. But it's only because j
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: D has a hard time multitasking. That's scooter snunt drough
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  Speaker 1: the hospital. Do you remember that at all? I was funny.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I was watching that scooter stunt. I remember a little bit.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I can't remember if they rigged one electrical or not.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember or if I was really riding a
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: gas powered scooters through the hospital. Do you remember doing
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: that at all? A little bit vaguely, I didn't. I
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  Speaker 1: did it all except for the fucking big jump into
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: the dumpster dumps. If you pause it, you can clearly
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: see it's not me. Um, But I do remember it,
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  Speaker 1: and I my brain couldn't remember if they if they
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: rigged it to be an electric one, or if I
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: was really driving a gas powered scooter to the hospital.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Did you remember this episode at all? Like this episode,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: this is back to back where I'd literally back to back.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I had no clue what was going to happen. I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: don't remember any of it, to be honest. Yeah, that's
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: really interesting. Not even Nurse Tisdale in her thong. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that would be the easiest thing to remember. By
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: the way, I don't know if Nurse Tisdale's been back
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: in a while, she's talked about as like, you know,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: she did the Phoebe Kates thing, and she's talked about
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: as like the hottest woman in the in the hospital.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: But I don't think we've seen her since, right, No,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't. But that was a glorious shot of the
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  Speaker 1: thong with that What was that let the throng came with?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: So that used to be a thing that like let
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  Speaker 1: your thong stray. Everybody remembers that for that for that
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  Speaker 1: brief year. All we have to do is look in
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  Speaker 1: what year this was shot? But this is four maybe
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  Speaker 1: oh five? Here, I got it, it's oh five, January
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  Speaker 1: oh five. For that, remember when that was considered sexy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, her thongs hanging out of here? Yeah, well
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: this was clearly the era because we're like showing like, oh,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: she bent over and her thong is showing. It's so sexy.
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  Speaker 1: But it's so bad by the way. I mean, let's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: just fucking be honest. Todd is tricking the women, including
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  Speaker 1: your wife, she send over so he can look at
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: their thongs and yell thong. Right, but not only but
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: not only that. When Turk's wife smaxim in his face,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: he says, Phase five, what uh pig Oh my god,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: that's a wrap. He should have been fired a long
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: time ago. Dude, Todd should have been fired like on
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  Speaker 1: fucking the second episode. But you know, yeah, whatever, you know,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in this day and age, she'd be long gone. But um,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't have made it. Todd wouldn't have made it
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  Speaker 1: past the first up. You're absolutely no. I mean, the
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: only you could justify is that they keep him around
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: because he's supposedly this fucking savant, genius surgeon. But that
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean shit man was a good fucking interviewer. Also,
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  Speaker 1: that mother fucking gone. I'm not saying. I'm not saying.
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  Speaker 1: In the real world he wouldn't be fired, and in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, you wouldn't even fucking have this character.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: But that having been said, um, some of it's pretty
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  Speaker 1: fucking funny. I'm as as as much as it doesn't
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: pay me to say this, But it might not be
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: the most PC thing to say, but Todd is my
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: favorite character on the show. I think I think a
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: lot of people probably agree with you. Um, when I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: come out of the dumpster, I've got some sauce on
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: my hand from the bags, and I lick it and
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I go ambrosia? Why why? Why? Jad? No? No? Wait,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: hold on, what have you ever had ambrosio? It's yellow? Right?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It's the jello? No, but what is it? There's marshmallow
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what marshmallow fruit salad, and it's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: it's like a fruit. It's a dessert, right, but it's
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: like a but it's like a fruit salad with marshmallow.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: What the jello isn't jellow in it? Or something like
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: hand fresh pineapple, canned mandarin oranges, slices of fresh orange sections,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: miniature marshmallows and coconuts. I knew there was a marshmallow.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Who thought of this? Who thought of this? Who was like, listen,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. We an't got no fresh fruit,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: but we got all this cans shit, and we got
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: some marshmallow. Let's put it together and call it salad.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: But listen, I gotta tell you I love a surprise
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: marshmallow in a dish my my my stepmother, my stepmother
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: used to make. I don't know if it was an
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: East Coast Jewish thing or what. Maybe you listening out
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: there know what this is. But it was like sweet potatoes,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: candy bright. Oh yeah, I was about to say, and
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: then a layer of marshmallow on top. Can love that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's not a Jewish thing, dude, it's not a Jewish thing, right, Well,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: we had it in a lot of Jewish others. Very good, though.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: This is the best day ever. What this is the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: best day every Jewish? Why are you falling over and
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you didn't even have and you didn't even have your
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: morning whiskey? Because that's because that's the best thing I've
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: ever heard of. I don't know if it was a
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Jewish thing or something, but it was candid. Yeah, it
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: was yams. It was like sweet potatoes, Yeah, marshmallows on top. Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And then a yama there was there was a chip.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: There was a chip shaped like a yamaca and you'd
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: scoop it. Oh no, no, okay, that's yeah, you're right,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: you're right. That's it's different, all right? What about what
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: about fluffer nutterers? Fucking love a fluff for nutter? I
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: do love a fluff of nutter. I haven't had I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: want to have children just so I can justify having
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: fluffer nutterers. You can have fluff of nudders. I can't
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: be an adult male or buying fluffer Nutter supplies on
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: my own. Why not just announced it's for children. Sorry,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Daniel's like looking at his fluff. You can live, live
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to be skinny. I can't put fluff marshmallow fluff in
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the cart all. Can we ask you a question? Yeah?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Did you work out today? That's my Oh you played tennis?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I took the funniest Cody class. If you have peloton,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: you gotta do the the whatever. The most recent Cody
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: forty five minute pop ride is. It was so funny.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: He's wearing a lightning bolt earring for some reason. If
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: you want to, if you want to find it. But
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: he did this funniest shit on on. He put this
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: remix of Jolene on there. Oh, and he's riding and
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: he's like and like he does this like southern gay
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: sort of like thing where he's like, now listen, Jolene,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I don't give a funk if you if you, if
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: if my man cheats on you with Joline, you can
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: have him. Joline. I don't want that man back. He
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: did this whole riff on how like he don't give
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: a fun talk about Joline. And if Jolene hooked up
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: with his man, don't try coming back after Joline. I mean,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: it was like a fucking comedian. Can keep him? Yeah,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love him. He's like I love Dolly,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: But listen, I ain't trying to beg Joline from my
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: man back. You know what I'm saying. Cash you a question,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: But why couldn't Gizmo the dog be real and Tupac
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: the robot be real? Yeah, we couldn't decide if we
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: were going to name our robot our future one day robot,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Tupac or Gizmo. But Gizmo the dog that was supposed
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: to help me when I'm blind was I I like
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the Turk had that coming, But Tupac the Robot would
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: have been and then tries it out. He's like, hold on,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: let me try it out. Tupac. Can we have some
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: more syrup on our pancakes? Yes? Or something? Oh? Yeah?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I like it that I wish gives. I wish Tupac
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the Robot would have come to fruition robots by now, guys,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, dude, right now. The chest now fucked
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: us up as children. I really thought that we were
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: gonna have robots in the house. They're supposed to be
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: flying cars right now. Back to the future, sucked us
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: up as kids too. It's supposed to be flying cars
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: right now. I have this thing called Ibo. You want
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to see him. I turned him off because he freaked
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: me out. Are were about to meet a robot? What?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Zach Braff has aio? What kind of robot? Oh my goodness,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: what the hell? Back Braff got? Ai? Y'all? Is it? Is?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: It like a well that's the thing, but with a face.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, he's called Gibo if you're I'm talking about Jibo.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I turned him off because he's like he was just
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: he chills on your counter, and I realized, like he
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: just has the ability, like if he got hacked, he
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: could just be spying on just so easily. So I
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: got a little freaked out by Gibo just chilling in
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my living room. So now he's turned off. What is
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: what is his purpose? What? The funniest thing he did
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: was you could be like Gibo twerk and he would
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: like literally back his things up and shake his button. Um.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I think like it's like a very early idea concept
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: of a robot. You can have do task. It's kind
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: of like an Alexa with a personality, so he moves around.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: You can be like, oh, geebo, take a picture, and
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: it's take a picture you can be you know, and
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: he hooks up you know. It's kind of like an
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Alexa with a personality. Got it started? Yeah it is, yeah,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: but no, but well no, I freaked out about privacy.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: There there were a couple of other things that went
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: into play with Chucky. There was like a freak there
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: was there was a sprunt old warehouse worker and a
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: lightning storm in your well, that's that's that's in the recreation.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: That's in the recreation. In the original, he makes a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: freaking hexagon. Well, not a what is it a pentagon?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: He makes a pentacon. No, not a pentagon with the pentagram. Yeah,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: point yeah. He makes a pentagram in the toy store,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and I believe he cuts himself too to become the doll.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: And in the remake, it's a little bit like I'm saying,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: this is more realistic, like the dog gets. I've never
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: seen a Chucky movie in my life. What man, it's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: just sow not my jam. I don't really like horror,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: and I really don't like like jump scare horror. I mean,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I like, I like a thriller movie, like you know,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like The Shining. You know, an artful or a Midsummer
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you know, an artful scary movie. But I don't like
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: like jump Scare, Chucky fucking Dog Coming and get Me movies.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I understand, you know what I'm saying. One I one
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I saw that I did love by the way. That
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: always stuck with me. And it's a weird cut. Maybe
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you guys haven't seen it was Exorcist three, Okay for
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: some reason. Yeah, for some reason, I'm telling you see
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: this movie. It is not only scary, but really bizarre
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: and well done. For some reason, so you didn't like
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you did not like The Shining. No, I love the Shining.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm saying if they're artful and they're made by an
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: amazing filmmaker like an Ariaster or or you know, someone
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: who's adding art to it, I love that. I just
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: not into the Jump Scare. Holy shit, there's someone behind
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the door ship. So you don't like a horror movie,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you prefer a horror film. Well, I don't know what
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: do you call Midsummer or The Shining compared to a
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: horror movie? Those are well, I mean, I think The
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Shining is a horror movie. I think mich Summer is
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: a is A is a thriller that gets wacky in
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the end, like gross in the end. I don't know,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: but whatever the distinction is that I like those. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like I like going you know when when they're trippy
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: but scary. I just don't like like, so you never
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: coming here? So you've never seen a nightmare and elm
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Street movie ever, No, oh, you're missing out on some
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: real I think I saw one of the Halloween's and
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I was so scarred by it that I got robbed
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a bunch as a kid, like, oh, my god, in
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood and his neighborhood, not in his house, not
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: his house, no my house. All yeah, I got bike
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: stolen my neighborood, but in my Where the fuck did
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: y'all live? We lived right next to Newark and m
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Newark had a lot of crime, and a lot of
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the burglars would be like, well, why are we robbing Newark?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Why don't we go to that suburb that's right there?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And and so our house got burglaries a few times.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Make a long story short. As a child, I did.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I had some trauma about like the idea of someone
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: trying to break into your house like that opening scene
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: him scream with Drew Barrymore is my fucking nightmare. And
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: at the time, as a child, I was like, this
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: is not my jam, right, I respect that That's a
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: very scary scene, super scary, like if you want to
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: get me, like, way scarier than fucking nightmare. And I'm stree.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Shit is people trying to fucking break into your house
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: and kill you? No, that shit is scary, man, I'm
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: freaking you know how it is. I stayed. Look, so
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: there are several reasons why I There are times I
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: can't sleep in the same bed as my wife because
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a twitcher and I wake her up, et cetera,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: et cetera. But for the most part I sleep. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: sleep in an area where I can see most of
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the house just in case something goes down and I
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: can protect my family, you know what I mean, Like
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: in the foyer, Like, no, not in a fucking dickhead
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: where I have a I have a cot in the foyer.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: But but it's because you know, you don't want anybody
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to break into the house. And if somebody does break
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: in the house, you know, sure the dark can the
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: dog can bark, but it's way better if somebody's like,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: there's somebody in my fucking house. Get out. That's your plan. Yeah, man,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to save my family. That's my brother's plan too.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: He demanded to take the room closest to the front
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: door because he was like, if somebody breaks in that
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'll be the first one. And I was like, okay,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: oh that's sweet. He's like, oh, well, they'll kill me first.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I was like, what difference does it make.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: It's close, somebody, somebody's gonna say something, is my point.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna you will get a heads up. And what
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you do with that heads up if I can't subdue
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: said intruder's up to you, but at least you get strong.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I will fight like him. I have love in my
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: heart and you can family. I have love in my
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: heart for my family, and I will fucking fuck you up. Dude,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I promise you right now. Don't come. Don't come. I'm
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: not don't talking to me. I'm not talking to you you.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about who listen. I'm talking about to whoever
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: was listening. I was like, you know what, I get
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker forever. That's right, baby, whatever, Alright, let's get
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: back into the show. Let's go to the show. So
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: j D thinks he's the master of like diagnosing uh
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: people and he he says, you know, he's really condescending
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to Elliott and patronizing, and he's like, I'm I'll take
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you into my wing. You'll be Bangs McCoy and you'll
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: be your little that'll be your nickname and I and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I'll help you. Meanwhile, Elliott's already figured it out. But
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we do this sort of little CSI moment where it's
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a great moment. Yeah, it's like a CII access. That's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: what we're spoofing, right, CSI where I where I see
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the packets. I don't know if I've house did this
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: too as a medical mystery thing. I don't know. I
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: was looking at it like a freaking Colombo or something
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: like that. But okay, no I Colombo. They show it
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the Colombo. They show the crime before it happened, and
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: then you watch him figure it out. Yeah, it's like
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a CSI is like they go to that special colored
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: sort of handheld camera and it's and it's it's it's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: clearly a flashback, and it's it's it's got that that
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: effect to it. A lot of these crime investigation shows
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: that the genius guy who figures it all out is like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, slowed down, like you know, you know,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Sherlock Holmes obviously started this whole thing, but like slid down.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I think those packets are I think you're missing something,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: bangs McCoy. Those packets are on the floor because Todd
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: placed them there to look at Nurse Tuesdale stong um. Anyway,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: so we learned later in a flashback that Elliott's already
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: figured out what Jad is, sort of cockily saying that
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: he's figured out. Yeah, she's a better doctor than he is.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: We should go to break. Nurse still does have a
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: nice bottom, though, Are we allowed to say that, Joel,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Let's go to break. Let's go to break. Ok let's
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: go to break. When we come back, Joel, we'll tell
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: us if we're allowed to say that and we are back. Okay,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I think it is right. The actress was hible. The
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: actress was hired and comfortable playing chick who bends over.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And we can all appreciate a good ass. It's universal, genderless,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: all genders. Everyone loves a good butt, you know. Okay,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that's that's one hundred. There was this dude that that's
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: one hundred. There was this dude that worked out at
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the gym that I worked out at. He had one
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: of the best asses I've ever seen in my life.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: But the thing was he knew it. That was the problem.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: That's when it gets. That's when it's a problem. Like
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: it's all right to have a it's all right to
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: have a nice ass and pretend like you don't know
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you have a nice ass. But the minute you start
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: highlighting your nice ass with the clothes you wear, we
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: got at he's no dummy. He's doing all the squats.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: He wants to show it off. And that was but
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: not only not only would he do squats, he would
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: do squats so the ass was facing everybody. Yea, like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: when I do squats, listen, I got a nice ass,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you were born with that. I don't get fun with
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: anybody says I got a nice motherfucking ass, right, But
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: when I do squats, I'm not trying to fucking stick
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: my ass and everybody's face. I would be just like
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: a mantle. Well, it's just like a nice little shelf. Yeah, forever, forever, baby,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I'm really starting to regret at this machine. No, no stop. Hey,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I told you about when I was working at a
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Gold's gym in Hollywood. I didn't know. It was like
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a predominantly gay gym, and like I'd be like doing
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: like a squad and everyone was like trying to help
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: me and everyone. I came home and I was told
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend at the time, I was like, everyone at
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the gym is so helpful because they were like, no,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you gotta arch that shit, pu it out. I was like, okay,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: uh it out. Do you need to be spotting so
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: closely from behind? Which which gym was it? Was it
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the one right across the street from gold Hollywood. I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: haven't been there, literally, haven't been there in twenty years.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: But was it the one right with Whole Foods? Not
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Whole Foods Trader Joe's. That gym across street from Trader
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Joe's on on Sunset Boulevard, right before Robertson. No, No,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that's the other way. I mean on on sorry, sorry,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: on Santa Monica Boulevard, right before Robertson. No, it's not Robertson, dude.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It's east like Coenda, right. Yeah, it's like in the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: heart of real Hollywood, not West hollywand there was a
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: gay gym in the heart of real Hollywood, not West Hollywood. Yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: it wasn't in like um Boystown area. It was. It
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: was like it just happened to be a golds that
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: a lot of gay men enjoyed. And I was there
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to be taught how to do a proper squat. I was.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I was putty in their hands. I'd actually have a
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: fierce squat though I had arched my back and push
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: that shit out. All right, let's get back to the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: show for good. Oh the guest is here. Do you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: want to invite the guest in Joel, let's do it,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: by the way. A handful of comments um saying that
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: they agree with Donald and not me on keeping the
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: two questions. So I tried, but everyone likes the two questions.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Don't fix it if it ain't broke, as they say.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying somebody was like, somebody was like, your
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: show seemed rushed, you know what it was? Though, now
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: we should we should say this to everybody. I was
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: inebriated the last show, though I think I was. I
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: was known. I was waiting for the comments, but I
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: was a need. Oh you should thank Daniel because he
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: cleaned you up and edit. Thank you very much, Daniel.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: But I and so if the show seemed rush, it
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was because I was. I was all over the place.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: We were listening back to it, and I was like, God,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: shut the fun. And then Donald wrote something in the
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: group chat where he was like, Daniel, he used to
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: take out all the places where I seemed drunk, and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I wrote, that's gonna take him all night. We laughed,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: But it's true. I'm glad that you chose not to
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: have your morning whiskey today. Oh that's not gonna happen again.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be um thirty days no booze soon.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Congratulates Good for you. Yeah, you are going You are
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: going to be forty six in a couple of in
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a few weeks too. I know. I think this might
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: be my first ever birthday that I don't have, oh
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: since being eighteen, probably that I have not gonna have
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: a sip of alcohol. Wow, I'm gonna try and keep
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: it going. I don't mean to say that I'm going
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to be sober rest of my life, but I am
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: enjoying this health kick I'm on trying to get in
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: shape for the movie and I definitely feel not only
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: do you lose weight fast when there's no booze in
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: your life, or at least I do, but I feel
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: more clarity and more energy and just overall better. That's wonderful.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: So um yeah, So I'm about to hit a month
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: and I'm excited about that because it's not easy, especially
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: in quarantine. You're just fucking sitting around your house going
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: it's staring at bad wine bottle, going that one's tasty, Zach.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It's not easy at all, dude. I'm gonna tell you
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: right now. I've tried to quit smoking weed. Every time
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I smoke, every time I finished smoking a joint, I'm like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: that's the last one. Yeah, and then guess what I do? Yeah, Well,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: we would be wouldn't be bad for you if you
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: didn't lead you to eat so much. That's big facts.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That's where it gets you. Um, you know, getting high,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: if you're just getting high and watching a movie like
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: who cares? But if you're getting high and then staring
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: at the chips, No, I don't stare at the chips.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I eat the motherfuckers. Is this motherfucker talking about the
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: biggest motherfucker sister smokes weeding. Just stares at chips. You
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: are hurting. You are freaking trying to torture yourself. I
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: told you my secret, but you don't. You don't, you
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: don't like it. But I just don't have any of
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: that ship in my house. So well, you just stare
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: at the chips. So you smoke that ship. I mean,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: you eat that ships. How that's how you know you're
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: when you're like, fucking I need to smoke them chips,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: you know what. That's how high you are. You're like,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: if I put these chips in them, I'll be trying
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to regulate when I smoke, so that it's like I'm
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: gonna smoke right before dinner, so I'm eating the dinner.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I can't do that because I want to smoke right
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: after dinner. Though. There's nothing like smoking weed after dinner.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I just pop an edible and go to bed. Another
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: thing you could do Donald is, um, don't You're probably
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: not gonna do this, but don't smoke Ganda until you
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: are down, you know, up in your bedroom area and
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: getting ready to wind down where you're not near the food. Okay,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: so here's the thing. This is probably very boring for
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: people that don't ever enjoy jazz cabbage. We should probably
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: move on. Okay, but here's the thing. Go ahead, as
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I take a hit from my bone. As I take
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: a hit from my bone. All right, let's go on.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Let's get the caller in here. Let's get the callar
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Weed enhance his ship. Let's go all right, I need
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: that ump from my pad. Daniel Weed enhance his ship noted.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Say hello to Norberto Chinchilla nor a bad Touchinilla. Oh man, yes, Norbet,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: so nice to meet you, man. Oh, nice to meet
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: y'all too. Oh, oh my god, I'm seeing things I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: love already, sir. Oh. I always look at the background.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing Boba fed, I'm seeing BB eight and I'm
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: seeing a white board, and I'm seeing a white board
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: with goals and the closet. Yeah. And he got a
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: mic and head funds on. He came from you. You
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: are are kind of guest. Norberto, welcome to the show.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I gotta. I got a quick
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: shout out for my girlfriend since she helped me set
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: up the mic. And Alison shout out to you work
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Alison Nolberto. Where are you calling from Fort Worth, Texas?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: In the house, Yeah, yeah, you can call me Norb
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: by the way and ORB. So, um, how how are
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you guys holding up? I know, Joell just ask you,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: but how are you guys holding up? After the storm? Oh?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: You know what? It was rough that that that week
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: was very rough. I still have to go to work
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: at the hospital and all that. But our house got
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: done to like thirty five. I have degrees inside the house.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: We had to go stay with some friends and we
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: got two dogs and two cats, so that was it
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: was a bit a bit hard moving them. But you know,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: everything's back to normal now, well somewhat. Do you guys
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: got clean water? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we are water and
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: never had any any problems or anything. My wife's family
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: is in Texas and they don't have clean water. We
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: you know it's still Yeah. Did their water supply is horrible?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: We Casey said, you shipped the water? Huh because they
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: couldn't even they couldn't even get it down there. Yeah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: their their water is their water supply is horrible. Man,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: that's terrible. What do you do in the in a hospital,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a respiratory therapist. Oh yeah, you don't. You don't
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: hear much about us in the Yeah, tell everyone tell
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: everyone in Layman's terms. I imagine you've been very busy
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: recently too, Yeah, tell him, tell them what that position is.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: So uh, pretty much, we help people breathe when they
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: can't breathe for themselves, and it can go any of
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: her from giving them simple breathing treatment like an albutreal
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: treatment for enismatic or anything to you know, ventilator management,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: which is what normal people like to call life support
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: in scrubs that are a matter of fact, there's some avillas,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: those kind of purplish machines, you know, with the breathing teams. Yeah. Yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: so that that's a good rig. Do we have a
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: good rig? Yeah? Yeah, you know most of the time
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: it was pretty accurate. Not that for I'm saying, was
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that was for two thousand and five? Was that good gear? Yeah?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I mean we still use them. So okay, well there
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: we go for us. And do you are you a
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: part of int intubating the patient? Yeah? So, depending on
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: what facility you work at, m most of the therapists
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: will usually assist the physician, but or whatever provider. It
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: could be a nurse practitioner you know, that will be
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: doing the intubating and some some facilities will have the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: therapists actually do it themselves. So I do get trained
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and I got trained in then in school, and do
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you and I imagine in COVID times, this this your
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: position has been really in need because a lot of
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: people are respirators, right, Yeah, it's it's quite unfortunate that
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: we've gotten paid quite a bit. You know, we've we've
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: made we've had so many positions open up and so
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: many more they're still needed, and it's really proven. Uh,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: it's shown like a lot of hospitals that there's a
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: great need and great importance for the job we do. Unfortunately,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: you came with with you know, pandemic, right, but you're
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: also risking your life though, aren't you by when you
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: get to the intubating part and uh, putting someone on
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: a respirator, you don't necessarily have that much protection from
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: their breath and their party. I imagine they've got full
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: ppe on right when you're doing yes, yeah, yeah, so
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: when this first started, they didn't you didn't have Yeah. No,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: when we first started, we man, we just go go raw,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you know, just straight up, no mask nothing, you know.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Now now now we go hardcore, you know, goggles everything,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: whatever we need. I've seen some of these, some of
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the I saw this thing nor. I don't know if
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: you guys have it or know what it is, but
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: this woman had like a helmet on with a tube
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: coming out the top, and it looked like almost like
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: almost like I'll tell you what it looked like. It
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: looked like freaking Marty McFly when he was freaking over
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: his dad. Yeah, I am. My name is Darth Vada.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I am from the planet Vulcan. I was gonna say
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it looked like the thing they wore in the ABYSS
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: when they go like like a futuristic it's called a papper,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: a purified air protection something that's great. Nor did everyone
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: not have those? And now now you guys have them
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: or what? So they're like really expensive. So most of
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the time, like at most facilities, they have like ten,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you know, like for the whole hospital, you know, and
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: so people, you know, we wipe them down to share
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: them because most of our negative pressure rooms and places
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: where we needed that is for tuberculosis patients or anything
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: that's kind of airborne. But you know, that's not really
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: heard of that much. Well, and then all of a
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: sudden we started getting COVID patients and we're like, oh man,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: we need more, you know, we need masks, and every
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: everybody started running out. I felt, really, I felt good
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: when I saw that. I don't know what her position was,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: some healthcare provider in that, and because I was like, oh,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: that's you know, I hope that they start stocking everybody
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: up with these, because I just feel so much safer.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: It felt like, oh, yeah, you guys need that. That's yeah, yeah,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you know. Especially so the thing if you have any
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: facial whatsoever, it's you're not supposed to wear an Nnettie
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: five mask because it won't sealed properly. It already only ignored.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: But then why are you rocking that goatee? Brother? Oh? Oh,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I mean I strap on the papper. Okay, yeah, I
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: go in, I go in scuba style, you know, all right?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: So what if I did in ninety five? And then
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: a cloth mask over the ninety five? So most nnette fives,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of them, have like a one way valve,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: so technically it protects you, but not anybody you're breathing on.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: So we the ones we use at the hospital, we
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: usually we put a mask over that as well. But
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: that technically won't. I mean, any barrier helps we still have.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I have this, it's a K k N ninety five.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: They don't. They don't let us use those at the hospital.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What's the difference between a k N five and a
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: normal N five. I'm not exactly I'm not exactly sure
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: what the K stands for, but I know that the
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: N rating is for it protects against dust and a
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: bunch of particulates, but not oil. So there's some that
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: go like, you know, they're like, oh, ninety five or something.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the rating is, but they have
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: a different letter and they protect against oil particulate that
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: could be even smaller. So danil are you looking up
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: with the differences all right? Like because I think I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: think I was told that this isn't as good as
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: an N ninety five, but it's a good second best. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: oh definitely. I mean, any barrier, especially if going on
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: in public. The main thing about going on in public
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: is that your mask isn't for your protection, it's for
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: everyone else's. So you know those you know, you know,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you see them, the Karens and such out there, they
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: show you know. I went to Walmart the other day man,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: And there was this dude without a mask, and he
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: couldn't understand why I was staring at him the way
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I was staring at you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: he was like, what the fuck are you looking at? Yeah?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: He say, yeah, I didn't say I was with my daughter,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: So I wasn't gonna say that, So I just kept
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: staring at him. I wish people knew that they shouldn't
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: talk to you like that. Yeah, you know, And there's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: there's a few have a certain set of skills, skills,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: there's a few things to come from this whole pandemic
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: that we can at least appreciate. Is that, first of all,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: shown some people's true colors, which you know, you know,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: including the president himself. You know at the time, he
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you know, he showed us who he was and who
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: he who his followers wanted us to, you know, how
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: they wanted him to behave in such and so you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: see them at the store and wherever would go. And
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: it's sad that that's the truth, but that's just how
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: it is. Right And as you know, being in the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: medical field or yeah, I mean anywhere really, um, anywhere,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: you just gotta I care about others. It's not that hard.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not hard. I don't think we're
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: all I don't think we're all programmed to care about
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: each other. I think some people are you know what
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, Some people answer that call, and then there
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: are some people who only think about themselves. I think
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: that's you know, and and it's unfortunate, and that's that's
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: just the way, you know, That's just the way it is.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: But I am excited about vaccine being rolled out. I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: am excited about Joe Biden's speech saying the goal is
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: everyone should be able to get access by May one.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: He's saying, he's saying, regardless of anything, by May first,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: everybody gets a vaccine period Um Daniels sent the thing
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: through the chat that says and ninety five mass must
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: pass a rigorous inspection and certification process, which is part
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: of the cd sees per view, but company making K
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and ninety five masks can seek approval from the FDA.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: The main one is that the N ninety five masks
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: have a little bit more strict of rules about how
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: much breatheability that they have can ninety fives do not
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: need to meet the same kind of standards for breathability.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I think this is like diet coke and H and
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: ninety five is coke. And if you're and if you're
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: no RB and you're going into a patient's room, you
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: want no. If you're Norhen you're going into a patient's room,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: yeah you get. But if you're la tech, if you're
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: mean you're going to the on a hike, you can
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: have this piece of shit all right, you're walking that motherfucker. Yes,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I will provide you with breathing. Um, nor can you ask?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Do you have a question for us? And we're back
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: to two questions because the one question show was not
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: well received. People were up in up in arms. Really,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know. I'm on the I'm
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: in the outside of you. Guys can't do no wrong
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: because you can ramble. You're not gonna believe this. But
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: as the show continues to become more and more popular, UM,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of opinions. Um, you don't you don't say, Okay,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: what's your question sir? So you know I worked twelve
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: hour shifts when at the end of the day wind
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: up becoming fourteen almost fifteen hours with drivetime, and you know,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: getting ready and all that stuff right um on the
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: set and you guys were you know, long hours too.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: How do you keep from how do you keep that
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: work life balance? And can you tell me a little
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: bit about how it was on y'all set with scrubs
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and and you know, is there anything y'all have? You
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: know what, if you didn't do this at the end
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: of the day, you're definitely gonna have a good day
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the next day. We were so young, dude, We were
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: so young when we were doing this that cost sequences
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: after Dude, you have the nor I'm gonna tell you
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: something right now. I saw you sip that from the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: fake doctor's real friend's mug. Yeah, norb even has a
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: fake doctor's real friend's mugs. He's he's really trying to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: become our favorite guest. Donald Donald. Donald's got like tears
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: in his eyes because he can see he can see
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: both a Boba Fette statue and a fake doctor's mug.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: And you know what, and inside I want a little
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: a little Donald phase on, maybe a little hype phase
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: on that we go talking my language. I got a
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: little Sir Edwards, twelve year old in here O Friday Night,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Friday Night, in Texas. Let um, to ask your question,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: we where it really does take over your life. Um,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: And we weren't complaining because we were so fucking excited
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: to be on the show and and we love the job.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: We were also kids too, so we were on our roof.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: We were in our mid twenties and um, and we
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: were just so thrilled. But that haven't been said. To
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: answer your question, yeah, I mean we were there of
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: twelve fourteen hours a day, um, every day, and I
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: it's very hard to maintain friendships and relationships and with
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Donald and uh having kids. I mean that I didn't
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: have children to worry about, but it would have been
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: very hard to do it all with kids. I can
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: imagine it was. It was, it was. It was very difficult. Actually. Um,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: it's so you know that part is also about having
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: somebody who understands what you do. And you're saying, listen,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna freaking be gone for a while because I'm
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: trying to pay the bills. But UM, to answer your question,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I was so I was able to maintain stamina because
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I was so young. I don't know if I could
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: do as much as I did back then, Like I
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: was married, but I still went to the club, and
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I still you know, I still freaking came to work
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: every day, you know what I mean, when I was working,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and then I tried to do movies during all of this.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if I could. I don't
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: know if I could maintain the stats. I don't I
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: would need a bunch of therapy and a bunch of
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: h There would be a lot that would have to
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: be involved, whereas back then I was just running, running
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: through it. But also keep in mind, you know, back
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: in the day they would do we would do twenty
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: two twenty four episode seasons um. You know, that's that's
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: an intense, uh program. Whereas you know nowadays of a
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: lot of popular shows on streaming and everything and doing
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: ten episode seasons um, which is more more and more doable.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I think I don't know that I'd want to do
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: a twenty four episode a year show at this point
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: in my life. Norby how old are you men, I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: thirty four, thirty four, you married with kids, I have
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend, I have two dogs and two cats. Okay, okay,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: so right now the stakes aren't crazy, I you know
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like you take care of yourself, you
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: take care of your animals and take care of your girlfriend.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: You can put in the extra work right now and
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: make that extra money when all of those things, you
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, When all of those things come
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: back around in the future, like when you have if
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend become husband and wife, and you
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: guys have kids, it's really difficult to say, by y'all,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to work, and you know what I mean,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: especially if you especially if if you know, everybody says
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: they understand until they're in the situation. Yeah, well it
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: would just be clear what you're saying. Obviously, everybody goes
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and says goodbye to their kids. You're saying doing these
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: insane hours where you're never around. Everybody gets it until
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: they're in it, you know what I mean. Everybody's like
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: until you when you tell somebody you work fourteen hours
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a day, they're like, oh, I can handle that, until
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: they're in it, you know what I mean. But that
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I haven't even said I do. I just have to
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: put the disclaimer on that. You know, so many people
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: have to work their ass off at a job they
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: don't love, and nor you're doing something you clearly are
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: are proud of and you're you're making a difference in
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: people's lives, and you clearly I can tell love your job.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And we of course I never had a job as
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: amazing as Scrubs. There's so many people, so many people,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sure who are listening who are like, yeah, but
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate my job and I got to do it,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: which has got to be so much worse. And yeah,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: and I want you to know that we we we
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: acknowledge that that we were at least doing something we
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: truly truly loved. Right, So it's it's way easier to
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, all right, Nor what's your next question, sir? Yeah,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: well I actually got a few comments about Scrubs. Okay,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: So the first thing is right, Um, it was actually
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and this is one of my favorite episodes, and it's
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: a season five episode twelve, I believe my Cabbage and cabbage. Yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and that's the one and only time respiratory is mentioned
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: and doctor Kelso comes up to private m D answer, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Michael Weston, yeah, yeah, it comes up to and he's like, oh,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: let me check on a what's up? And then everyone
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: dropped the ball and no one checked on him all
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: night and he's like out, So you know he doctor
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Kelso immediately calls for respiratory to get an ABG done,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: which is arterial blood gas sample. Will get a sample
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: from their artery, whether it's somewhere in their arm or
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: ephemeral artery, and it checks out gases and such um,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: so we can assess their respiratory status, how well they're breathing.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Renumber thinking that, I'm like, yeah, you know that. The
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: only time, the only time we represented what you do
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: is in one episode, and a great one at that
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: great one at that well, at least the machines are
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: always around you see. Yeah. And also there's a lot
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: of talk about innovating, because I know innovating is challenging.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of like, come on, you can do this,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: it's an innovation. I remember that. Yeah, Yeah, for sure,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: it's definitely something that I mean because the well fun
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: fact the minute when when somebody goes under, what we
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: do is we we sedate them enough to where they're
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: not breathing, so they're literally not going to breathe unless
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: we breathe for them, and then we paralyze them so
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: they can't move at all. So when we're putting that
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: tube and if we if we delay it all we can,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: we can we can kill the person somebody. Yeah right now,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: what about any emergency situation in the field, Um, like
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: paramedics and such? There are they doing all that too? Yeah? Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: they're they're the the most underpaid MP's paramedics the most
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: underpaid because they save lives like crazy. I mean, they intubate,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: they do it all. I I have such admiration for well,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: for all healthcare workers. But I always I made a
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: whole show. My brother and I made a pilot about
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: paramedics and it didn't get picked up, but we shot
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: it and it was just so exciting, like, um, and
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I just find that so's thrilling. But what what I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: meant to ask was when they're intubating someone on the
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: street or in the else or in the field, m
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: are they taking the time to do what you're saying
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: as well? Yeah? Yeah, because they yeah yeah yeah, And
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: but sometimes if um, they don't have that time, Like
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: there's an episode where y'all are at some food truck
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: and uh, you have to cut do like a tricheotomy,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: yeah right, and put a little straw and then help
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the guy breathe like that, like that guy would he did,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't matter. He's probably not any feeling any pain
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: because he's passed out right. So some of the times
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: EMTs don't have to do anything. They just like the
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: first unconscious. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I don't know if this
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: was a joke and it's just like I totally missed it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: But everyone called him the janitor. He was always the janitor.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: But at a hospital, we don't have janitors. We have
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: environmental services, which anybody, we have evs and so like,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: because you know, it's kind of rude to call him
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: my janitor. I think I don't know, I think that's
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: very twenty I think that's twenty twenty one and not
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: two thousand and five because I was like janitor, I
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: remember when it was like, oh no, I'm a custodial engineer. Yeah,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: what's funny about janitor? And it happens in this episode
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: we're talking about, is like Sarah was the first character
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: to start off just calling him janitor, and like it
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: was his name Janitor, and then and then in this
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: episode I do it. I'm like, fucking janitor. He just
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a name. His name is janitor in this episode,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Elliott the janitor as literally asked Elliott out on a date.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I never thought he freaking stepped out. He wrote the
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: same thing. I wrote the same thing down Donald. I
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: do not remember tracking his level of crush on Blonde Doctor.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: And this time he literally this episode he asked her
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: out on a date to coffee. He dresses up in
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: a suit in the cafeteria and she comes in and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: she freaks out and she's like, rut Row, I thought
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: we're having called, but then he has to explain it
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: to her. This was the best part of Norpe. This
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: was the best part of the show to me. When
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the janitor praised to God to please give him a miracle.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: You know what that is? That's that's that's music Man,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: so that his band freaking out sing the Mighty Peons. Yeah, worthless.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I left, I left the worthless, the worthless Beyonce. I
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: laughed so hard because everybody's been at that moment where
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you didn't prepare and you lige your heart out and
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you're like, but the fact that he just he begs God,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: He's like, did you God, did you not see did
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: you not notice that the flat of music Man? No
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I did not. I did not. At the end of
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: music Man, Joel is laughing so hard because she's been
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: there in that moment before where she was like, oh God,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: please God. I laugh it because his reaction to when
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: they start performing and it's good, it's so funny, like
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: they're singing Barbara Janitor Terrier's faith is just so like
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: this is really happening. Even even even Um Marty and
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: and and Troy Um are are kind of in shock
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: that they're good. Oh god, that's funny. I forgot what's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Marty's character's name. I forgot Marty's characters name. But anyway,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: they both of both of the the brain Trust guys
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: are both shocked that they're that they're that they're good. Yeah,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought that was I thought that
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: was brilliant because there's been times where I've had to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: pull it out of my ass and oh yeah, well,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I mean working at the working at the hospital, that's
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: that's I mean, it's called practicing medicine for a reason.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: You know, we don't know everything. We gotta we gotta
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: make sure we we do our best from what we know,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: and then something's gonna come up that we don't know
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: what to do, so we all got to work together,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: you know. And yeah, that's that's one great thing about Scrubs,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: by the way, that that like even more so than
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: the medical accuracy of because no true, no show can
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: truly be you know, truly accurate. Um the feel of
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: what it is to work at a hospital and be
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: part of a hospital staff that like Scrubs totally, like
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: you know how y'all become family and the camarado, right, yeah,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: all that that's exactly how it is. So y'all be
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: gambling with each other on like you know, whether somebody's
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: diabetes the blood sugar. By the way, Nurse Robberts. Nurse
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Robberts is trying to give you cookies so that so
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: that your diabetes your sugar number will go up and
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: and and then and then she'll win the pot because
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: she wants what does she want? She's saving up for something.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, but all I know is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: when I think it's RV, I think it's well. When
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: she realized, when she realizes that that that game is
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: out the window, she's like, damn, now, now I gotta
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: get back and I got to find a way back
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: into that craps game in the basement because I believe that.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: You know, she's already got her above ground pool, she's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: laced in that department, and now she wants an RV.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Do you all be doing it? You want gambling? She'll
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: be gambling in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, but you know
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: it's it's uh, you know, we don't tell our bosses that,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you know, we right do. You'll be throwing dice in
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: the back like after after, afterwards, after after after, Let's
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for Texas' favorite segment. Donald, It's
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: time to fix your life? And I get it? Did
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you you? I don't know, just I thought that was
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: super cool. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Alright from my new pad um,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Would you like my sound pads? Working Week was the
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: first episode with the past Yes. Would you like Donald doing?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Would you like Donald doing Yoda? Like Cacy saying I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: love you? No? No, no, Donald doing Yoda? Okay, here
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: it comes made to order. Should I hope this is
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: the right one? Do or do not? There is no try.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's pretty Dane came over today and
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: uh fixed the pad everybody. So you're well, that was
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: a pretty good yoda. That's fix that, all right? All right? So, um,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I have two dogs, like I said, one of them's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I think eight months, seven seven a half something like that,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: and she still goes out and eats her own poop. Yeah,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I stop that. It's hard. You know what. I saw
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: an episode of um Um Dog whisper about this. It's tricky.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think Donald and I are gonna be I'm
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: out this one. Donald doesn't know and doesn't care um
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I nor. The only I can tell you is to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: look on YouTube, because I've saw an episode of Caesar
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: where he handled this. It's it's something I think it
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: might have to do with something missing in their diet. YEA.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that you don't have to get you
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Probably you are gonna need to get a trainer to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: help you break the habit if it's persistent. But I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: believe that sometimes it's indicative of something missing in their
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: diet that they're seeking. Okay, okay, yeah, like no, no,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: it's like I'd be making it up if I guessed
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: what it was. But it's like a mineral or something
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: that they that they want. But I'm sure that if
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: you go on YouTube, um you'll find dog trainers discussing it.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I know I saw an episode of a dog Whisperer
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: where he where he was dealing with it, so you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: could track down that episode if you want to. Yes,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: that's really that's really interesting that that's what dogs do.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Something's missing in my diet. You know where I might
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: find it? My shit. Dogs really don't mind the smell
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: of shit. I mean, they go smell each other's asshole.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: The first thing they do is like, let me smell
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: this dog's asshole. Yeah, that's a nice that's a nice one.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: It's got a nice one. I wonder when the if
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: a dog brain after its smells an assholef it's like, hmm,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: nice one. I wonder if the dog's like, oh, emfucker
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: had steak last night. I want to hang out with
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: him a little bit more at the dog I take
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: my dog to this dog park and is this so funny?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Like the greeting, it's just it's like it's like it's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: just like the human, Hey, nice to meet you. They
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: just go and both digging each other's assholes. Anyway, Um, Joel,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: you have a puppy has it been. Has she been
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: eating her poof No, but she's not like and we
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: can't just leave her outside, so we pick up. She
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't get a chance to eat her poop. She eats
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: literally anything, so I think that given the opportunity, she
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: probably would. I was reading on the American Kennel Club
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: trying to be like, why do dogs do this? And
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: it sounds like because they were scavengers and stuff that
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: they were trying to like hide their markings and stuff.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if anything on there, But is
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: there anything on there what I'm saying about something missing
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: in their diet? I feel like I've only read the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: first two pair of Yes. Well, anyway, we can't really
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: help you nor because we don't know, but I promise
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you can find that on the interwebs and um and
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I I really recommend so listen. A dog trainer is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: worth their weight in gold. Just even if you have
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: three sessions with your puppy, you're gonna because most of
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: it's just teaching you what to do, not teaching the puppy.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: So if you just spend, I promise you it's worth
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: the dough or even if you need to go cheaper,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: go to a puppy class. And then also you'll become
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: friends with the person and you can text them like
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: my dog trainer when something weird happens, I can just
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: text her and she gets back to me and says, oh,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: try this. But also one thing also making sure that
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: there's no poop around, Like so if she's out in
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: your yard, you got to pick up all that poop
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: and don't get rid of don't give her the chance
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: to get into poop. All right, you're welcome, you're welcoll Well, well, yeah,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: you're welcome. I mean, but I mean it's not really
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: we really do nothing for you, but you welcome. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: you're welcome. All right, listen what yes, Oh my god, Donald,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: why do you not love it? I thought i'd be
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: hearing more weed sounds. I only have bong for now, Dan,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: any more weed sounds? Okay, okay, Well let you all right,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you can stay on nor because you're so delightful. Thank you.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: We're almost done anyway, and you're a member of the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: healthcare community, so we extra love you. This was my
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: favorite joke, one of my favorite jokes. I had two
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: really funny jokes that I thought was funny. JD walking
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: down the hall. I was never a good liar. Looking straight, Bruce.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: That is funny looking straight, Bruce, Nor don't say that
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: to a fellow coworker. You're getting big trouble. I wrote
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: LLL next to that, Donald Lall looking good, Bruce, looking straight, Bruce. Look,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: now we do the World's most Giant Giant doctor in
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: this episode. It's a stack of Elliott, then Lonnie. I
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: think Lonnie's in the middle. Yeah, Lonnie really hates me.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: And this This brings us up to the second story. So,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: first of all, who sewed this coat? I mean, it's
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: a story hot. We never show you that someone is
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: really working hard to make us a typical hospital story.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: But did you convince to make this surgical? I don't know.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe I made Lonnie do it because he's very upset
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: about it. Now, Sarah's Elliott has very strong legs. We
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: learned because she snapps. She can break a cafeteria tray
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: and a half. Yeah, and so she's able to handle
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Lonnie on top of her and me on top of Lonnie.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: That's a strong person, right, she got some Not only
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: does she have strong legs, but she has tiny thing
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I mean strong fingers too. Yes, they're like tiny pie
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: and long toes. Sarah. Actually, if you're a foot person, um,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: you'll be delighted to know that Sarah has fingered. She
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: calls them finger toes. Oh gosh, she can grab shit
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: with her feet. Yeah, like makeup with her feet. Yeah.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino would love it. He likes feet. You didn't
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: know that, donal. I usually skipped that part of porn
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Hubb anyway, Um, oh my god, okay, did you see
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: this video, this viral video of a kid he um,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: he got on his drum kit in in a high
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: school gymnasium, like it looks like a pep rally, and
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: he started on the drum kit. He played the opening
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: of porn Hub. Oh my god, so good dude. He
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: played the porn Hubb theme song on all high school
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  Speaker 1: when girls and boys all started dying, laughing and cheering.
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  Speaker 1: That is all barely he got like he got like
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: suspended or something I I would I would imagine that
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  Speaker 1: is always fun to do. Listen, next time you're at work,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: you can do this or not do don't get don't
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  Speaker 1: do this. But I always like doing things like this,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: sitting around and just when it's real quiet going browsers
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  Speaker 1: and seeing that it worked, and just seeing who looks
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: up and seeing who looks up. Have you seen these
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: videos where they oh my god, where they go? Can
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I get ahead? And someone else like far away yells
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: at hell yeah no, oh man, I'm let see I'm
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: on the internet too much. All right, so you are man,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys right now, TikTok, you got
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: my boy, please well release him, to release release Zach,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: please let him go free to say, I gotta say,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: there is some funny shit on TikTok. I recently been exploring.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was fucking kids dancing the fucking
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: stupid dances. But there is some shit that makes me
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: laugh out loud. There's a lot of people being funny
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: on there. Please get my friend back. Every time I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: send a clip to die, he goes get off of TikTok.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, you didn't think that ship was funny?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: What did I say? Either day down? And you laughed
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: your ass off. You sent me that freaking porn hub thing. Dude,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: that's what you sent me. But anyway, there's some don't
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: go on TikTok. It's like it's like I got off
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Twitter like another so proud of myself and now I'm
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: looking at TikTok Anyway, Well, you don't have to worry
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: about you know, freaking crazy hatred stuff on TikTok. I imagine, imagine.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: It's just quick. Well all it is is it's it's
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: like it's like Vine, remember Vine. No, I wasn't. I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: stayed away from that too. It's just stupid funny videos.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: And ninety nine percent of it is like you can't
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: believe that people are spending this much time doing this,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: but then one percent of the time you laugh out loud. Um, okay,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: what we got a oh if you like mistakes? At
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: thirteen thirty four, Um, there's a rise or a pad
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: riser on a chair. We use those on set if
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you want to get the person a little bit higher
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: for the shot. And there's a big ass riser pad
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: and I believe it was a Loma nurse rob its chair.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: But if you're into gaffs, there's one for you, you know,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: watching this show, I just remember so many faces. I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: can't put names to all the faces. But we had
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of background performers who were with us for
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: a really long time, and it's really interesting. You know.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Some stayed for a few seasons, some stayed the whole run,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: and it's really interesting to see all of these familiar
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: faces again. Um I find myself going, oh my god,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: that's that's all. What's her name? Or what's isn't a union?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Do you think? You know? When the when when the
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: pandemics fully over? We should? It would be fun to
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: do a reunion of just like everyone that worked on
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: the show, to get them together. That would be dope, dude.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Could we have like, could we have like drinks and
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: and and serve Chateau Brillon too? Yeah we can. I'm
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: sure alcohol would be at the party. Yes, can we serve?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Like you know, can we hook it up? Like I
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: want to throw it like a massive party? This is over?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Like an out truck. They have this truck in La
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: everybody that that you can get and it's a lot
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: of y'all don't know about in and out. Let me
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: tell you something y'all might not know about in and out,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: But it's like the best fast food burger. Nor might
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: he might be like water here? He might be water.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, there's thirty thousand, eight hundred and sixty
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: four ways to make water burger. So just saying and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: it's not even wait hold on, I was about to
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: tell you you can't have this conversation with a Texas
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: person on the phone. But I'm gonna tell you something
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: right now that he has never had. Have you ever
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: had an in and out burger? Yeah, there's there's one
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: on West Side with man, it's on the street. You
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: know though, is that once? Have they asked me for
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: one of onions? Nor? Look what Daniel's doing. He's oh yeah,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: what is that? The spicy spicy so one and only.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: This is the best condiment in the game. It's what
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: a burger? Spicy ketchup? Guys, Dann is making out with
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: the bottle. I just want to But what's what's hilarious also,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: is that all of a sudden it's become water burger.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: It's the name of the place. Is what a burger?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: And everybody I never heard of it? Oh, I mean
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: huge in Texas? All right? Well, um, anyway, listen here
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: in La there's in and outs And if you have
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: an event, or you have a party, or you have
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: a set, you can hire the in and out truck
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: to come and make make everything at your location. It's amazing.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: It's like the most baller thing you can ever have
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: happened on a set, Like, oh my god, they got
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: the in and out truck. I used to think there was.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I used to think there was a Crispy cream truck
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: that doesn't exist. Yes, yes, why don't we start one
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: one day? How about Doug playing Texas? Hold them with
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: the cadavers. How about Doug being a freaking weirdo with
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: them cadavers. Dude, Yeah, well he's hanging out with them,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: He's putting them in funny positions. He's got one holding
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: his drink to keep his drink cold. Oh boy, I
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: don't think that's going on in Norm's hospital. What goes wanted?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like a room. It's like it's no
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: bigger than like a closet, just to fit, like you know,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: two two bodies, the more hospital small. So you know
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: that that's the real morgue of this hospital um Norma.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: And it was always it was not a set for
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: those of you who thought it was a set. That's
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the real morgue. And I always was so spooked out
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: shooting in there because just the energy was I don't know,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: kind of like thousands of dead people had been in there.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a you know, a little funny story.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: I was walking by our morgue with another coworker. We're like,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: is this is where it's said? We don't know where it's.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: That's it. It's by the cafeteria. I'm like, why would
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: it be by the cafeteria. That's ridiculous. So we're walking
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: around look for it, like I think this is the room,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: but it was unlabeled, and then all of a sudden,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: one of the doors near us closes, like all of
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: a sudden, We're like ah, and then we're like, nah, no, right,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: let's get out of here. And then the next day
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: we're walking by and somebody's putting a body into that
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: room and we're like, oh, shoot, that was it. It
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: was the ghost shut that door on us. You have
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: a ghost in your hospital, you believe? Yeah. Yeah, we
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: thought our hospital was haunted too. Our dressing rooms were
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: old hospital rooms, so I was always like thinking for
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: for so long, like you think how many people died
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: in this room? Anyway, Anyway, I think we did it,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: but I think we did it, but wait, we just
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: got to talk a little bit more. About um uh, well,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I guess we talked about barbarbar bar barber and that
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: was funny. And um oh, there's another little mistake I noticed.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: If you like Gaffs at eighteen oh two, Troy has
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: a dice tattoo on his neck. That's that's that's clearly
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: being rubbed off by his costume. Got it. So again,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: if you're into Gaffs, you like to look at us
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: fucking up. Troy's fake tattoo is being rubbed off. Um
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: And I got goose bumps at the end. I thought
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: it was really powerful when everything slowed down the slow
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: motion and JD gets out of his rut of not
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: being able to handle a complex ode and he looks
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: at Elliott and she says breathe, and you see everything
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: slow down. I thought that was really well done. But
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I yeah, absolutely, And I love the fact that JD
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: now has a true friend, you know, in Elliott, whereas
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: before he felt like he was doing all of the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: work in the friendship because he was the dominant force,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: or felt like he was the dominant force. And it
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: turns out she's a better doctor than he is. At
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: this point, you know what's going to happen though they're
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: gonna get back together. He's gonna fall in over there
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: now yeah again again. Yeah, but I like that. I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: like that too. You know, a woman's success sometimes it's
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: very very scary for the male part of when they're
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: in a relationshiphen a male and a female are in
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: a relationship. For some reason, men have real issues behind
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: a woman being more successful than they are. I don't
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: do that freaking turn to me on so much, man.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Ambition makes me it's a line and when and when
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: she's good at you know, um, when she's good at
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: what she does and yeah, and it's a line from
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: a jay Z song. Ambition makes me so horny. That
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: is real talk, dude. That is something special. If you
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: have that drive and you're a go getter, there's something
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: really special about that. And I think that's what I
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: think that's what JD falls in love with Elliott because
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: before he felt like he was supporting her and she
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: couldn't take care of herself. But now she's like, no,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I got this under control, dude. I think that. Yeah,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: And now he's you're right, and now he's gonna be
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: like turned on by that, being like, oh my god,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: she's like a badass doctor. There's nothing hotter than her
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: talent and her ability. Um, all right, guys, um norb,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: you're an awesome guest. Thank you, thank you, and thank
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: you for all the work that you do and for
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: for helping all the thousands of people that you help
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: in your in your job, and to all of you
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: out there in the in the health frontline worker community.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: We thank you and love you and join us for
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: the live show, which is getting very excited. I just
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: booked our surprise musical guest m. We've heard an early
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: version of the theme song to the Joel's dating segment. Um,
• 1:19:11
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• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: my I got my ticket already. Yes, good, No, No,
• 1:19:18
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• 1:19:36
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• 1:19:44
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• 1:20:09
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• 1:20:11
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• 1:20:13
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• 1:20:18
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• 1:20:22
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• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Joel's gonna be. Joel was like, look, you didn't make
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: the show but me and you're gonna. It's gonna There's
• 1:20:33
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• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Joelle is screening these people. I think she's like, I
• 1:20:39
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• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: And then finally, last plug, Joel remind everyone how to
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• 1:21:07
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• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: excited about it, all right. Donald, count us out five, six, seven,
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• 1:21:33
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