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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 35 - Home for the Holidays · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Sunday, December twenty sixth, That
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  Speaker 3: is five point thirty pm. It's fresh after the holidays.
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  Speaker 3: But before we get into the holidays, we're going to
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  Speaker 3: want to hop right into dat chat.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's keep on in.
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  Speaker 1: They told us that we didn't have to do a
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  Speaker 1: podcast this week, and uh, I was like, we're we're
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  Speaker 1: fucking doing one. Imagine waking up.
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  Speaker 3: On We're like, you were like, I don't really want to.
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  Speaker 3: I want to take the week off. I want a
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  Speaker 3: little vacation. And I was kind of like, there is
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  Speaker 3: no vacations in the podcasting game.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you you were not trying to do this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We were supposed to have cameras set up. You intentionally
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  Speaker 1: left your little your little mic card behind.
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  Speaker 3: You have got the camera?
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  Speaker 1: Why ain't and on? Bro? I got on, I got
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  Speaker 1: my camera. Mine's on right now. You could see mind his.
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  Speaker 3: On because our little stupid producer Jake didn't give me
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  Speaker 3: a memory card.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you and Jake got a fucking cold war going
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  Speaker 1: on right now, and it's heating up, it's stopping being
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  Speaker 1: a cold ass war.
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  Speaker 8: How come you guys don't like each other so much?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm more handsome than he is, and.
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  Speaker 1: You think he's seething with with jealousy. He's green with
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  Speaker 1: the jealous rage over it. Per Dude, I think that
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  Speaker 1: you and him should, Uh, instead of like squashing your beef,
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  Speaker 1: I think you should turn it the fuck up and
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  Speaker 1: you should really start beefing with him. You should quit
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  Speaker 1: fucking playing around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm basically Jake's boss, which is funny
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  Speaker 3: because he's older than me, and uh, if my boss
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  Speaker 3: was younger than me, I'd probably be pretty pissed too.
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  Speaker 3: But what can you do?
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  Speaker 1: When did you When did you start disliking him? I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you might have disliked him from the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: Was it right off the top?
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  Speaker 9: WHOA?
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  Speaker 3: Why do you got that piece on you?
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  Speaker 1: This fire this firearm? Yeah, I just like to stay strapped,
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  Speaker 1: especially when I'm at home.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, I got a BB gun in the other room.
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  Speaker 3: I should have brought it in.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you get like that? You'll shoot your eye out?
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  Speaker 8: BB gun?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Red Rider, did you No, I've had one
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  Speaker 1: for a while, Dude, I kind of want to get
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  Speaker 1: shot with a BB gun if you if you had
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  Speaker 1: a BB gun around, I feel like it'd be No.
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  Speaker 3: I think getting shot with a BB gun it's like
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  Speaker 3: really like I think it can like pierce the skin.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like getting shot with an airsoft gun.
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  Speaker 1: But I think it's goes airsoft bb ain't ball ar fifteen,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it's kind of that's the order of
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  Speaker 1: the flour.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think a paintball hurts more than a BB gun? Yes, dude, No, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I haven't been shot with either, so b
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  Speaker 1: B gun's metal, but it's like a BB it's not
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  Speaker 1: a big ass ball of paint and it's probably not
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  Speaker 1: as as like old or at least that you'll shoot
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  Speaker 1: your eye out. One is like a fucking Civil War rifle.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten shot with paintball?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 8: I never have.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go out there and they'll just miss me the
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  Speaker 1: entire time. I'm fucking dodging bullets like Neo and the Matrix.
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  Speaker 3: Getting shot with a paintball is not that painful.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you must be playing on the pussy settings.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 3: I like to freeze the paintballs before I go out,
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  Speaker 3: but just turn into rocks, put.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of dimes inside of them before you freeze them,
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  Speaker 1: and just blast them with a shot.
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  Speaker 7: With frozen paintballs. My first night at.
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  Speaker 3: College, geez rough, first night out on the town. Huh
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  Speaker 3: what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Then he just got drive by shot drive by?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it was frozen paintball, so it's still tough.
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  Speaker 3: But that's I've heard stories of people playing paintball in
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  Speaker 3: the winter and they freeze and it's like you wake
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  Speaker 3: up just covered in welts. I got a welt on
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  Speaker 3: my arm from paintball one time. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, bro, Is that is that that famous wealth that
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  Speaker 1: you always talk about or is there or is this
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  Speaker 1: a second well?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's the welt?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's the well one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Is that in Korea.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, yeah, I got my stolen valor shirt on
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  Speaker 3: right now. Yeah, wear a shirt though. I could see
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  Speaker 3: Rohan like trying to steal this from me.
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  Speaker 1: It's super fire. I'm jealous of it right away. What
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  Speaker 1: uh where'd you get it from?
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  Speaker 3: Was it a gift? No, I've had it for a while.
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  Speaker 3: It's just too big.
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  Speaker 1: What uh it's lounge there, But you're obviously stealing that
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  Speaker 1: valor though, like, that's that's not Uh, someone's gonna run
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  Speaker 1: down you know.
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  Speaker 8: What are you gonna say when they do that?
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  Speaker 3: The Korean War is the forgotten war, so it's like
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  Speaker 3: the one war where you're allowed to steal valor from
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  Speaker 3: and heirs.
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  Speaker 1: No one cares about the people that died in Korea,
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  Speaker 1: Vietnam in World War two. Those are the war story.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the respectable wars. But Korea, that one was
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  Speaker 1: fucking checking for Korea. Dude, I got you. I got
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  Speaker 1: you some fucking holiday presents. Did you get me anything?
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  Speaker 3: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to throw you a I was gonna
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  Speaker 3: throw you a retweet or something around the.
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  Speaker 1: Holidays, but you must have forgot though.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't get you anything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry because my ship's been dry, bro, My ship's
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  Speaker 1: been steel.
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  Speaker 3: Damn you're sipping on that. No way, that thing's a
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  Speaker 3: bottle opener. That's awesome. I'll take that for Christmas, along
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  Speaker 3: with one of those ice cold ronas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh brother, not please wait until April fifth, bro, wait
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  Speaker 1: until National SaaS Day.
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  Speaker 3: April fifth is going to be crazy this year.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my, it's gonna be a silent film.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: How was your How was your Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? It was good.
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  Speaker 8: Do you want to see this ship that I got you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Do you want this? Do you actually want this gun now?
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  Speaker 1: Because you're you're gonna need a concealed carry for this
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  Speaker 1: little this ankle unit.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think you're ready for it.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, I got you a DVD box set of
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  Speaker 1: Playing Shakespeare for your act and try out. Dude. It's
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  Speaker 1: five different or four different reviews from Judy dench, Ian McFall,
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Stewart, Ben Kingsley.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, all the fucking great, dude, five DVDs for.
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  Speaker 3: Your notes packed into one set, That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: But ask for And this Shakespeare and ship's going to
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  Speaker 1: help you with your with your audition, Like when when
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  Speaker 1: you're auditioning for succession or whatever, like you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be just having this Shakespeare and Shade will really help
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  Speaker 1: you out. So I got you that. I got you
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  Speaker 1: a little sewing kit so you could sew your converses up,
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  Speaker 1: so you can kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Actually got a new Converse for Christmas?
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  Speaker 8: Did you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, well fuck me.
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  Speaker 3: Then I wouldn't have if I knew you were gonna
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  Speaker 3: get me the sewing kit.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you kind of have been
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  Speaker 1: begging for it for Christmas. I've been just waiting until
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  Speaker 1: Christmas for your special gift, and you just went out
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  Speaker 1: and got new ones yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just sew them up because I like the
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  Speaker 3: thing is when you get new Converse they come in,
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  Speaker 3: they're just so white, like they're overwhelmingly white. So it's
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  Speaker 3: like what am I to do? I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: stuff them up big time. Like I'm supposed to hang
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  Speaker 3: out with my buddies after this, but like I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to bring I'm not going to be wearing those
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  Speaker 3: converse out.
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  Speaker 1: What uh? What? What were they just all the all
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  Speaker 1: white pair?
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  Speaker 3: No same ones that I have right now?
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  Speaker 8: Oh but why can't but you need to scuff those up?
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  Speaker 3: I know, but it's like, you gotta there's a time
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  Speaker 3: and a place. You got to bring them somewhere muddy
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  Speaker 3: kind of just take them to the trenches like Korea.
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  Speaker 1: Were the Korean four soldiers? Is that why they were forgotten?
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  Speaker 1: Because they were because the ruffed up their shoes? Dude?
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  Speaker 8: Where did you get them? Did Sander bring them to you?
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  Speaker 3: Santa Claus brought them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck? Bro? That do what I wish you brought a
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  Speaker 1: new hairline? Come on, bro, are you getting roasted?
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  Speaker 3: Dude? I was getting flamed. People were like, dude, no,
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  Speaker 3: where this kid is twenty that hairline is running.
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  Speaker 9: On What platform? Were they saying this? Well, it gives
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  Speaker 9: them the goal everything.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. I went downstairs this morning and I asked my
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  Speaker 3: mom if I have a receding hairline, and she was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: it's definitely a little bit back, but I don't think
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna lose your hair, and she just kept on going,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you're gonna go bald, Like in the
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  Speaker 3: least convincing way. What I wouldn't have shaved my head
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  Speaker 3: And if I knew I was going to be going
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  Speaker 3: bald at twenty years old, I mean, this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Look how far back it goes. Bro, bekind to yourself. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: why are you being so nasty to yourself? It's a holidays.
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  Speaker 1: How about a little fucking holiday cheer for yourself, bro?
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  Speaker 3: Because I always thought I had a receding hairline, but
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  Speaker 3: then like when I shaved it, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: no one, like, no one's gonna pay attention to your hairline.
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  Speaker 3: But then it started growing in. Like dude, if you
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  Speaker 3: look at it, if you look at last week compared
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  Speaker 3: to this week, it's like already grown like half an inch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's almost like a quarter of an inch.
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  Speaker 8: No, not a quarter of an inch. Maybe grown.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming in, but it's like that's just time moving forward.
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  Speaker 1: That's just gonna happen. But no one's no one's coming
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  Speaker 1: at you like that. Is it like really that overwhelming
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  Speaker 1: or just a couple that feel loud to you?
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  Speaker 3: Couple that feel loud? I feel that haters are eating
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  Speaker 3: away at my confidence. They scream out my failures and
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  Speaker 3: whisper my accomplishments. I just wrote that, write that down.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking fire, bro.
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  Speaker 3: That's a bar.
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  Speaker 1: That is a fucking bar. You gotta you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: something to boost your you gotta go and do something
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  Speaker 1: to boost your your your confidence levels and maybe your
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  Speaker 1: t levels. Maybe do some like squats or something like
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  Speaker 1: that body squatch, or do like a ropes course or
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  Speaker 1: like some kind of free wall or something like that
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  Speaker 1: where you can like fall and like take a risk,
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  Speaker 1: like break a law, break a small law.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be cool. Did you have you ever seen
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  Speaker 3: the alpinists speaking of free falling?
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  Speaker 8: I have seen the alpinists.
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  Speaker 3: No, they pronounce it the alpinist.
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  Speaker 8: It's like alpine skiing. If they don't say alpine.
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  Speaker 3: Skiing, you can do, like just watch the movie yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: They all say alpinist.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but those are pretentious, Like they don't fucking know, bro,
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  Speaker 1: they're pretentious.
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  Speaker 3: That My favorite part of that movie is when he's like,
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  Speaker 3: so I was I watched it yesterday morning with my
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  Speaker 3: dad and like we're watching it and we were like
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  Speaker 3: you gotta be like come play. Something has to be
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  Speaker 3: wrong with you to like want to do this kind
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  Speaker 3: of stuff, like you're obviously not normal. And then like
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  Speaker 3: five seconds later he's like he's like, yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: where did he live? Like Squeamish or.
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  Speaker 1: Something Squeamish Squamish.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, I mean the party scene in
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  Speaker 3: Squamish is pretty crazy. Like, you know, I'd go with
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  Speaker 3: my friends, they'd all take a tab of acid and
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  Speaker 3: like I was just the kind of guy like I
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  Speaker 3: would want to take six tabs of acid and just
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  Speaker 3: forget who I am for twenty hours. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that explains a lot.
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  Speaker 8: He only has to push everything to the edge.
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  Speaker 1: But then he made it seem like he was so calm,
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  Speaker 1: like he was dangling from a piece of like melting
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  Speaker 1: ice and just like a little smile on his face.
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  Speaker 1: His heart beat at like forty b to prevent it
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  Speaker 1: like he was. It was insane. But the thing that
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  Speaker 1: pissed me off about that movie is before I watched it,
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  Speaker 1: everybody was like, oh my god, dude, you're never gonna
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  Speaker 1: believe this ending.
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  Speaker 8: You'll never see the end.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I didn't think he was gonna die.
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  Speaker 8: Bro, you're now, You're now you're fucking ruining it.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, documentary, you can spoil a documentary, I don't think dude.
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  Speaker 1: There's been like five episodes recently where people people are like,
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  Speaker 1: did you ruin like a video game or some shit?
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  Speaker 8: Like the fucking plot of a video game, maybe, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when when Soap dies in Modern Warfare three, you
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  Speaker 3: can't even play that game anymore, dude.
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  Speaker 1: People have been people have been messaging me being like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck sassy. People are pissed off for every kindcholer so.
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  Speaker 3: Soap dies in a game that came out when I
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  Speaker 3: was in sixth grade.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm telling the people that they will not believe
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  Speaker 1: what happens in the Alpines, And I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: they should be jumping to any conclusion because he there's
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  Speaker 1: a good chance that he doesn't die, for.
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't die.
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  Speaker 3: But as far as like a documentary, you would not
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  Speaker 3: have expected him to die in that, like it's like
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  Speaker 3: and also it was just such a bummer the way
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  Speaker 3: he died.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, no camera cruise, you mean.
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  Speaker 3: No, just like he died on it. He died in
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  Speaker 3: the avil on like a hike that like wasn't even
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  Speaker 3: challenging for him or what they don't call it a hike,
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  Speaker 3: they called a solo? Is that what you've been thinking
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  Speaker 3: about getting into that once the Spotify deal hits.
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  Speaker 1: You just you're gonna need a different hobby once the
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  Speaker 1: Spotify deal hits.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's only gonna be working like an hour a
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  Speaker 3: week and you're just working in brutal six hours currently.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. The more I think about your contract negotiation, the
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  Speaker 1: more you should have let me in there, Bro. I
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  Speaker 1: would have been able to spend your six hours into
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  Speaker 1: fucking uh like eighty five hours. Dude, you got no think.
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  Speaker 3: That like, because we like have jobs at barstool means
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  Speaker 3: that like it should be like working like a nine
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  Speaker 3: to five. It's like the whole reason that people do
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: jobs like this is so that they don't have to
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  Speaker 3: do a nine to five.
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  Speaker 1: They want us punch in the clock. They wanted to like,
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  Speaker 1: what would I be doing nine to five? Just bogging away?
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  Speaker 1: But I think that's what they used to do is
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  Speaker 1: just blog blog all day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. I mean I suck at blogging, so
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  Speaker 3: it's like, can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know that all the time that you're just
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  Speaker 1: fucking sitting there crafting up sweet ass tweets that you're
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  Speaker 1: fucking that's you're working. You're so I do work, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I write jokes all day every day. You're fucking what
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  Speaker 1: is comedy writing when you do shit like that? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking right easy jokes today. Shut up, Bro, al
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  Speaker 1: ready for that? Bro, do you hit up any mics
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  Speaker 1: while you were at home? Now?
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  Speaker 3: I'm still home, though, Well.
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: Why don't you hit up a fucking mic?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Bro? Some local Boston shit Here in Boston, Bro, and
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: the culture out here is brutal so PC so PC.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck Bro, none of my jokes would fly down here.
• 15:44
  Speaker 8: I fucking hate that shit.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Bro. I can't fucking enjoy any PC shit. I can't
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: believe in Boston. Boston's the home of fucking of Rogan
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and fucking Portanoid Bro.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: All the fucking joking. I'm joking, but I'm like a
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: forty Like I got an offer to do to open
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: for some dude at Laugh Boston while I was home,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: But it's like it was like New Year's Eve and
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: like all these days. And also it's like it was
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: like I would be getting paid fifty bucks a night,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: but it would probably cost me more than fifty bucks
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: just to get out there because it's like a forty
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: to five minute drive.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Dude, you are gonna need to learn rock climbing because
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: you don't fucking spend your money on anything. You don't
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: have any like. Uh, I don't really think you have
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: any vices like that where you like buy buy clothes,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: you just barely.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: Spend your money on rent.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It'll be interesting when you get a little money, what
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: you what you wind up spending it on. It'll probably
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: be some dumbass technology shit though.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: A fucking oculus.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I saw that video you sent me if you get
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: in the oculus and you were just fucking screaming.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: You were so fucking excited.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, your whole fucking family was filming you, dude.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I don't ever had that reaction from a Christmas present,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: except maybe when I got my PlayStation four, which I
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: was probably too old to be having a reaction like that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: You like, ran it around the house or what? What
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: was the what was the reaction?
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Just running around the house screaming, crying, jumping into my
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: parents arms. And I was a senior in high school.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Oh but.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: It just carried you off, that's love. I didn't.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I don't think I've ever had a reaction
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: like that. I knew there was a while, for a
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: long period of time where I really wanted a rubber
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: band gun. Do you know what that is?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like rubber Oh yeah, I know, you're talking
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: about Yeah, my day, we just wrap it around the
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: finger and fucking shoot that thing. Man.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they make like cool wooden ones and it like
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: has like a little dial and you like put it
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: on each divot and then uh. I never would get it,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: And I would ask every year, and I would never
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: get it because my parents were like, guns are not toys.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Guns to a high powered firearms that are to be
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: used in an insurrection against the government on this coming
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: January sixth, Dude, should we run it back on January sixth? Bro?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think if they ran it back more people
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: would show up or less people? I think a lot
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: of way more, right, I would go, Yeah, I mean
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: just to see what the vibe is.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: It's like lollapalooza people. They would have like that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they would have like Kyle Rittenhouse walking out like
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: he did at like Gillette Stadium or whatever. Where was
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Kyle Rittenhouse in that video where he's walking out to
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: like a stadium of people.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was definitely at like some kind of convention
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: center or something like that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: But it looked fucking lit. They had his fucking theme music.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Do you see the vis backstage of them being like
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: all right, Kyle like five, yeah, yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle, You're on in five. I just don't understand
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: what is he doing when he goes to those places,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: because like he's not he's famous for murdering two people.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Like he's not famous because he has like really good
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: political beliefs, so he's a super smart person. Like what
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: does he do when he goes out there? He's just
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: like a little dance for them or like waves to
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: the audience.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: He limps out like uh Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Factory and he fucking just spins into a summersault and
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: starts break dancing for the people. He just fucking gets loose.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: If it's a coffee grinder, Dude.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: His walk, he walks like the like those videos that
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: make fun of like how principles walk, you know what
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about, where it's just all in their ass.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: He is ass heavy.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I think he's really short too.
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: Are you finally thinking about getting in that fucking ring, bro.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Or what.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Shit?
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: You're not ready to be you're ready to throw down?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I wonder how tall he is.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Brittonhouse would face wash you with snow like in a
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: fucking Christmas story.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Bro, he's five eight, which according to me, is teeny tiny.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: But the legs feed the horse though. Bro, he's got
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: fucking a nice base. That's where the power is gonna
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: come from from his punches. Dude. Yeah, probably, he definitely
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: probably power that for average dude. But I think that
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: if people, if they ran it back there, I think
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: that there were a bunch of people in January's takes
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that you didn't hear about it, that they just had
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: no idea that it was going on, like they.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, how do you hear about something like that?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Like on Reddit?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I think you've gotta be on on some kind of
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: like uh away and chat board or some yeah, like
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: that sort of text chain and so imagine like da chat.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Perhaps you feel that way.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: We're organizing something big over on dad chat for the
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: fucking people.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: It's till January sixth. It's gonna go down again again,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: even harder this time. You know what I watched? I
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: watched uh, don't look up yesterday. Have you seen it?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: That was that?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: It's that new Leonardo DiCaprio movie. Basically it's just like
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: a it's like a satire of like the Pandemic.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw that in theaters.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you like it on.
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: I thought it was good.
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: What is it's what do you mean it's his satire
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: of the pandemic kind of.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that DiCaprio was still fucking make movies
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: with this fucking hypocrite, critical lib ass.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Dude. I just got a thing that popped up that said,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: running out of time. We've removed the forty minute time
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: when it on your group meeting. Oh a gift from Zoom. Wow,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: thanks Zoom. They must have knew. They must have known
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: we were cooking up some heat right now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: Do you think that they're watching?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't want to cut us off just yet,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: not when we're just getting warmed up.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Over at Zoom headquarters. They're fucking watching in like Alfred
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and Batman. They just have a screen of all the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: zooms that are happening simultaneously.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Dude, they can literally do that. Should I start Should
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I start talking like this? What do you have my
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: camera here? The Nate angle just to block out my hairline?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: You have the Nate Angle.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: People want to see you act like the act like
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the ladies haven't been loving sat new badass sass.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: They love it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: Please, They just want to They want I can give
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: you a little keat.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: It feels real good right now because I just showered,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: so it's all nice and soft. Dude, why did the
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: episode last week do so good?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I know what you mean, but that sounds uh, it
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: sounds so cocky, but it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Did, Like no, but it did, like it doesn't make
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: sense like it did, like the numbers as if we
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: like we had a guest on.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: It's the portanoy bump, bro that or the fucking that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: or the shaved head?
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: Do you think that's what it is? Is that what
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: you're getting at?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I wouldn't watch an entire
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: podcast just to see someone with a shaved head.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: So maybe it was Dave being like these guys don't
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: deserve it, and our fans were like, what the fuck
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: did you say?
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: Bro?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe they should like all start listening like that
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: every every week. You don't grow like that. We got
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: double the amount of views that we usually get.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe we're going fucking hyperbolic, bro true four times. Next time,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I sent a screenshot of our analytics to the Spotify
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: headquarters and I was like, so this was two weeks
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: ago and then this is this week. You'll notice a
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: drastic difference there.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: Here's us overlaid with call her Daddy, Mark Maren and heartless.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: That mapense to you now.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I sent it over to Pat McAfee and I was like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: how does this look, big, Bro?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: The type of numbers you were doing when you decided
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to fucking break off from the mothership, when you decided
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: to take one of the fighter pods out into the
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: fucking galaxy and leave the fucking death Star behind, Let's
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: fucking break off a fighter pod, take it out the
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: fucking tattoo ween, fucking move in with some goddamn eu
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Woks and fucking Chewbaccas and let's just have a fucking
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: beautiful life on a leafy planet like that.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I feel that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: I feel that why not, Bro, why not us?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: We'll fucking drive around to Askton Martin, Like, fuck Daniel Craig, Bro,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It'll be incredible.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Who's Daniel Craig?
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: Are you really taking a sub at James Bond like that?
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I'm struggling to get comfortable in here, like I feel
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: like I can't stop. I'm gonna have to stand up.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: Why.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm just struggling, Bro. Cut the cameras,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: cut the cameras. I'm done.
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: I'm having a paddic attack.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: You are here right now, you are here. I'm sweating too.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: It's so hot in this house.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: Is it because your parents are listening through the walls?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they definitely are. They love doing that. Like I'll
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: just like here, like they'll all they'll be like I'll
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: be like on the phone or something, and they'll be
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: standing like I can like they're not moving, but I
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: can just hear them standing right outside in my room.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Like you'll hear just like randomly, just like a couple,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: a couple like creaks in the floor. And I'm getting
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: so it, dude. It annoys me more than if they
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: were just standing outside of my room talking because I'm like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I know they're listening.
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: Are you saying anything? Or are they just at your door?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Like in uh remember in uh in wedding Crashers, when
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: like Rachel McAdams like goes up to Owen Wilson's door,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: she just has a like finger on the door and
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: she's standing there. Maybe they're just like waiting to have
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: It's like that is it a conversation they want to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: have with you?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know, dude. It's like It's like imagine just
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: knowing someone's there, but like you can't like like, oh,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I'll show you what I mean. Imagine if I'm just
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: right here and then you just hear like you just
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: hear ruffling around.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: That would be that would be unsettlingly your parents ghosts, bro, Dude,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: is your dad bear with me? Is your dad buy
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: any chance wearing a top hat? Because if so, your
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: dad might be might be long.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I talked about that yesterday with my cousins.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Well, they say, did they remember it?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: It's a crazy wind going on right now.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Was someone beeping outside? What was someone just beeping outside?
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: No?
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: I think I heard someone beeping when you stood up.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you live in a heavily trafficked area.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I don't imagine you living in a heavily trafficked area.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Now we're the only house within like six miles.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You are? Are you serious?
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well that's why there's ghosts.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I'm playing, bro, I'm playing.
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: What did your cousins say?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I told him that, like the hat man exists and
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: it's like not just like something that we made up,
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: and that like a bunch of people have seen it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: And she was like freaking out.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: Wait, so your cousin saw it too.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, she has seen it as well in the same house.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: What the F, bro, I just got hungry for McDonald's.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know why my man came down with the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: about up Up.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Up, dude, I don't like the zoom. Why miss being
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: in the studio with you? I guess I know, Bro,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: What are we gonna do next week? I gotta go
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: down to Arizona. I have to do all this bullshit
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: at Arizona. Like, what are we gonna do? You're not
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: gonna be here next week either.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: On January second, We're gonna have to find a way
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: to get in the same spot. I don't care how
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: we do it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Bruh.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: January second, Like, are we getting are we even getting
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: a Christmas break? Or are we getting any kind of break?
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be I'm gonna be uh. I'm not
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: coming back till January third. You don't get a break
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: because they're making you go to the Arizona Bowl. Wait
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: to me, I wanted to go to the Arizona Bawl
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: and they told me I couldn't wait.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: You're the only person that's not going.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: No, there's plenty of people that aren't going.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: There's two hundred eighty people going.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: No, there isn't.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It's a three hundred person company and there's two hundred
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: eighty people going.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Owen's not going, Jake's not going, Tyler's not going.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Well, that's fucking four of the twenty right there.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I do think KB and Nick are going though, right
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: because they have their doing the uh dozen' bro just
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: come out, dude, I'm not gonna come out because I'm
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: gonna have to like buy my own plane ticket. And
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: you know I don't got money like that.
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: Bro, I know you got money like that. You're in
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: a fucking private compound right now.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: You know what I would do if I, uh, if
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I made more money, get your pilot's license. No, I
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: would start spending Christmas in uh disney World.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, that is a very It's like a Midwest
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: It's like a Midwest parent.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Move like you couldn't you literally couldn't pay me to
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: go to Disney World, let alone for Christmas.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder how that went on
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: up happening.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I felt bad for the man.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Did you do you think you think he just feels
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: like he doesn't have somewhere to go.
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: What did he say?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I doubt it. I'm sure there was something more that
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: we don't know about it, but just felt like getting
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: just fell getting a shot out there, a healthy one.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: Fucking cheap shot.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: You got to check your boys sometimes, you know, fair
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: play boys and line.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I tell you get that's how you fucking move on
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: in life is by fucking ball busting with the fucking fellas. Bro.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That's why we have you on the fucking pole, so
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you can fucking we can ball bust with you a
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: little bit, turn you into a fucking man.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: Which brings me to your third Christmas present?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: You ready for it? Complete Guide to Aircrafts of the World.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's awesome.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: The complete guide to aircrafts of the world.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the B fifty two from the Gulf War,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: the Delta two fucking helicopters on verta planes, the I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: twenty four.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Hind beautiful aircraft. That's a beautiful craft.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: Look at the fucking Mirage three.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, I know you've.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Been going fucking gaga over these fucking planes. Did you
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: post it publicly that you've been uh that you were
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: making model planes?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: No, so I got two model planes, and one of
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: them is one of them was just a quick like
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: snap snap together plan. The one that I sent you,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: it was just a quick snap together like it came
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: with the base, like the whole whole body of the plan.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Then you just put the wings and the engines and
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: that was basically it. And then the stand. There's a
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: stand for it. And then the other one that I
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: got is a like old World War two military plan,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: and that one you gotta like glue all the pieces
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: together and like paint it and like put decals on
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: it and stuff.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: So your parents listened to the pop.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: No, my sister does. And she's the one that got
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: it for me.
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: Really. She was like she knows that you're into that.
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: You're a playing guy. Now, yeah, yeah, that's love.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: It was pop was popped. It was probably my best present.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Is that what you were running around screaming about. It
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't Inoculus. It was an a Delta to fighter jet.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: There is the Airbus three eighty. That's the exact model
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I got France air Oh.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: It actually is. That's the one you've been talking.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: About, the Airbus three eighty. I know you've been.
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: Fucking gassed on the Airbus three eighty.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Because it's the biggest passenger plane. It sits like nine
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: hundred people.
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: Are you fucking shitting me? Bro?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy? Like I can't. I wish I could
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: understand how a plane could carry nine hundred people into
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: the air.
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: It doesn't make any sense, dude. The engine's two.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Floors, massive, it's two floors and it sits ten people across.
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: Is it two floors the whole way back?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I think no. I think it's smaller on the top floor.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I think the top floor is more like first class.
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: Dude, imagine what happens to a bird when I get
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: sucked in net oh dust, obliterated dust.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: They have to they have to test engines for being
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: able to withstand birds. So it's somebody's job to throw in.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: No way, Why wouldn't they just use like a shoe or.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Something, because a shoe is not the same consistency as
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: a bird, Dude.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: They could definitely find something or make something that'd be
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: the same consistency as a bird. Ow get a stuffed bird?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's.
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: Not gonna be.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna like what if the stuffed bird works,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: but real birds would have not worked.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, but dude, a frozen bird's gonna be harder to
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: break through than a regular bird.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: They probably thaw it out, Bro, they probably microwave it
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: for a little bit.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, that is sick.
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: It's not it's real though. It's someone Bro.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Suddenly I just became anti plane and pro bird.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: They're just feeding birds into the engine like a jug
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: machine that receivers out of Yes.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, is that's what happened with Sully? They got hit
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: by birds?
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's probably why they test like that now.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Probably. Actually I read a story about someone else's plane
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: going down because of birds. But also I think it's
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: because like some plane, like it's it's any plane, Like
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: most plane crashes that happen now are like small, like
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: single person planes or like smaller planes, like when you
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: take the jet to Arizona, like there's usually like a
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: fifty percent chance. So that's gonna go down.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: In fucking series. Yeah, fucking you're fucking kidding me, bro,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And that's a fact. Bro. Don't fucking put that juju
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: out into the air, bro, because they're gonna clip this
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: and the blood's gonna be on your hands. This is
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: a third degree manslaughter. Good, this is fucking an involuntary manslaughter.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: If you fucking if you even say some bullshit.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Like that, dude, you know what I just thought of?
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Who would you even riff with?
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: Bro?
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I can riff all day, I just need someone to
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: bounce off of.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: Who would you bounce off?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: I just thought of something like that I saw the
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: other day. Dude, did you see have you seen Bestie
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Ryan's TikTok's about working for school?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the worst mistake of his life.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't like he doesn't like it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: I feel I feel terrible about it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I get it. I mean, but he also says
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: in every single one of them, he's like, this has
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with Ron. Ron is an angel and
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Sas He's like Sasine. I saw that, But then on
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: the Lorne that he just posted, he didn't put SaaS
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: in it. Yeah, dude, I feel I feel not even
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: like I'm barely in the video.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: But still just meeting you, hanging out with you, like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, they were, they were great dudes. I I
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I feel bad that he
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: got bad feedback from it. But that's also like, uh,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I guess kind of part of it comes with the
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: territory story, story of our fucking lives getting bad feedback
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: out in this bitch. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe he gets numbies by talking shit on barstool too, Like, yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Maybe he does. But I just don't get like why
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: people didn't like I mean, I have a feeling why people,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Like I know why people didn't like it. But like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: the video was awesome. It was hilarious.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was good and fun and.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Like it was like sick, like we were. We were
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: just following them around and they're like getting bombarded by
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: fans like they were like a list celebrities.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome and they were like on campus
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: celebrity even more so than like it's like the quarterback
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: of the football team walked around. But it has been
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: an incredible fall as far as you becoming a Philly
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: fan and like being respected as one.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like the biggest Penn State fan I know.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: And I feel like you're part of the community now.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Oh big time. I'm like, they look they look for me,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: they look to me in times of need.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And I think that with a lot of people, it's like,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: how did this happen? When did it start? When did
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: you start becoming a fan? Is a question they get
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: asked and and uh, like you'll have that story. But
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I also think over the next couple of years, you'll
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: have offers to join other fandoms, and uh, I'm scared
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: that you're gonna take them up on the I can't.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: See myself going anywhere else besides Philly.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: Where else where?
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: Where?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Else?
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Did did you go to it?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Have you been to any other games or anything recently?
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: No?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Just the Eagles and Penn State Buffalo.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: You went to Buffalo to that little.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I didn't go to a game.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, you didn't go into the game. I'm trying to
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: think if you do what other Uh, if you if
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: there's been any other threats to your fandom, I guess
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: there just be a be a Penn State frame for life.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go to the Birds Dallas game
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: on U on January ninth.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: If you want to come, I'll probably have to go.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, you have to go, And we're gonna have
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: to figure out how the fuck we're gonna record next week, Bro,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: because I'm not doing this fucking zoom shit again, Bro,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Doing that track fan fly to Arizona?
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: What's that? Bro?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I could fly to Arizona on Monday morning.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Of next week. Yeah, I think I'm taking the Red
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Eye back from Arizona back to Philly so I can
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: try and have a New Year's Day, Like I'm gonna
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: be in the air over New Year's because fuck New
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Year's Bro, it's a fucking amateur holiday.
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I'm confused. Didn't you just say that you were gonna
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: fly your take the Red Eye so that you could
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: have in New Year's New Year's Day? Couldn't not New
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Year's Eve? What's good about New Year's Day compared to
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: New Year's Eve?
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: Bro?
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: Because the Mummers Parade in Philly?
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Bro, I I've never heard of that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: What Bro. You're gonna have to come down for the Mummers. Bro,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: They're fucking famous.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: And we've go up to New Hampshire for what? Get
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: my shred on?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna do some some workouts up there,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: get some plyometric workouts and get fucking ripped.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna know. I'm gonna si Bro. Oh fuck it,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: get your mind out of the gym for once, I
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: beg of you.
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: I fucking can bro.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: That boy dad sweatrit's got you looking swollen.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: They do it to everyone. I'm actually a fat piece
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: of shit, But ever since I put on this boy
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: dad shit, I'm fucking schelt Dude.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: The winter's the best because you can just get as
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: fat like you can get like there's a certain range
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: of fat that you can hit without anyone noticing. And
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: the buzz. Dude, my face looks slim and it's not. Seriously, dude,
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: it looks like I lost ten pounds in the face
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: when I got my haircut.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You look slim.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, It's awesome. I actually would not be so.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna have to get some hair plugs
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: over here. But I think I could see myself keeping
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: the buzz and just being a butt making chemo jokes
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: about me.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, you notice how I didn't make any though. You
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: notice how I avoided it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Look, bro, I can take a chemo joke once or twice,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: but when you cross the line is when you go
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: to three.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Well, what's been the most meanest joke that people have
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: made about your your hair? And what's been the most
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: often comparison they've had for you.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: People keep comparing me to the dude from a what
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: is that movie? Unbreakable Glass? What's the what's the middle one?
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: Broken Glass?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: No, it's like the dude, oh.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: Stephen Glass.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: No, it's like the dude who has multiple personalities split Split.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: People keep on comparing me to the dude and split.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That's love. That guy's handsome that they keep on doing
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the one where he's a girl. Yeah, that's tough, dude, dude.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: That's how I know I'm.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Ugly because my feelings.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I know I'm ugly because whenever I get compared to somebody,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: they're always insulted. Whenever someone's like you look like this person,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, what the fuck dude? Fuck you bro, Like
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: fuck that. Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I don't really mind comparisons. Like we talked about this
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: with when Chain was on the podcast, I don't really
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: mind like what people say about my looks at all.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: If it was someone who I know, maybe that would
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: be like a little like if someone I know was like, oh,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: your hair looks ugly, I'd be like, well that's not
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: that nice. But like if some stranger on the internet
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: says I don't really care at all. I more care
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: when they're like, I hate you and you're not funny,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: because that's that's what crushes me, that's what takes my
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: heart and rips it out.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: You do have control of that, You know you can
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: work on that every day. And have you been working
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: on it? How have you been working on your sense
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: of humor? Bro?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Bro, I've been grinding like you've never even experienced. You
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: should see my room. That's why I couldn't do it
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: in my room because the walls right now are just
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: equations and punchlines everywhere.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Just the amount of seconds that you have to wait
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: before you drop a punchline on your hottest fucking joke,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: cross referencing that with every time you've done it before
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: a crowd of New York filming every single fucking one.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: You need kind of missing the scene right now.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: You just need to get on the fucking stage, Bro.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: Something about that spotlight makes you feel alive.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Man, Something about being on stage. Bro, I just miss it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: So thinking about going to like the local bar and
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: just doing a couple, just doing a quick ten, just
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: a tight ten. I'm kind of like a hometown hero
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: around here.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: You just go into the supermarket and grab the PA system.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Just start telling jokes. Hey, folks.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, I went in. I went into like the like
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: the local pizza place the other day, and the dude
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: just gave me a free pizza. He was like, take
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: this home. How's your mother? And I was like, I'm
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: afraid she's on her way out, and he was like,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: we all are act accordingly. I don't know where that went.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: That just went all different directions.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: Is that is that the town?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: It started out? It's like I was just gonna try
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: and make a joke, but then I flipped it into
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: a scene from the Departed.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's what a fuck. You're a fucking writer. Bro,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You're a creative. I know they don't know how fucking
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: creative you get. Bro.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Bro, my brain scares me sometimes because of how smart I.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Am, how fast it can fucking work.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I've actually been doing some brand games recently. They've been
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: playing the New York Times uh Mini, the Mini. Yeah,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: I played. I played the Mini for two hours last
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: night until I literally fell asleep on my phone. It's fun.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: What is it? It's there's there's a spelling b one where
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: it's just one of those games where it's like one
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: center letter and then a bunch of letters around it,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: and you got to make as many words as you can.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: And then there's a mini which is just a mini crossword.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: It's like one one square.
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: You.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: You'll probably take you about five minutes, takes me about two.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It's five minutes. Good.
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: What's up is five five minutes is good? I'll fucking
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: take it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Brother, No, no, no, this is the last time you
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: do the.
• 43:00
  Speaker 10: Her You guys an under sixty seconds on that sas
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: No way, I've gone under sixty seconds once.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's what I do when I do them.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Ohen you do them all the time with like Nick? Right,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: do you guys really do that?
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fun.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you guys did that. I didn't know
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: you boys rolled like that. Might have just gotten a
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: little more respect for the Annis boys. Are you guys
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: looking for a fourth host? Don't do me like that, Bro,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: we could talk puzzles. That doesn't surprise me at all.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Nick's a puzzle guy, and so is kb KB with
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: his maps, his map games.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: You have a comedy show on the eighth.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Do I now owns my manager? He kind of just
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: puts these things together for me and Bro' just doing
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: on a quick.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Ten who you shut the fuck up, bro.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: We already got you booked and you can't back out.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: You can't back out it tight eighteen or loose twenty five, dude.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: The thing about me is I do the same act
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: either way.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Bro. I could do my act in five minutes, or
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I could make it last a whole fucking hour.
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: That's just when I was, uh, when I was like
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: first like talking about how I wanted to do stand up,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Noel Miller was telling me that like he wanted me
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: to like when he comes to New York, that I
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: could open for him. And he was like, yeah, so
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: like the unfortunately at Carolines you need like a thirty
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: minute opener, whether it's like two people, three people doing
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: ten minutes, or like just one person doing thirty minutes.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: And he was like, so you're gonna have to do
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes. And I had like, this is like I've
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: at this point, I'd only done like two open mics ever.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: And I was like, he was like, how much do
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: you have right now? And I was like, probably like
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: ten minutes and he was like all right, cool, He's
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: like just get to like fifteen and then you can
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: just like bullshit the rest. I was like, dude, I'm
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: gonna bullshit fifteen minutes in front of three hundred people,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Like what would I talk about?
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: I think that you I think you'd work it out.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: I think that you just had to fucking flounder up
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: there a little bit and.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Fucking you just have to riff, just do a little
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Just use your brain, bro, That's why you do the crosswords,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: to have some more words. Just pick a word out,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: fucking establishmentarianism or something and just riff on it. Dude.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Like, just like going off the top for fifteen minutes
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: would be a legitimate nightmare.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I feel like you did that at the show that
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I went to.
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: Oh and did he not?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: No, dude, that was like one minute, and it probably
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: felt like fifteen because of how bad it was. That
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: was a nightmare. I was actually thinking about that when
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I was in the shower today. That just like how
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: it started out so well and then by the end
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I was just like looking around trying to find the
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: light and I just couldn't find it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Damn. That's a I feel like, that's a terrifying experience.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: That's a genuinely scary or I just feel like being
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: composed on stage has to be uh, one of the
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: harder things about stand up. That's why I bet it's
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: tough to do stand up like unless you kind of
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: like you got to have like a sense of who
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: you are, because if you stop feeling and you're like
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: fucking embarrassing yourself on stage, then it's just you're just
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh fuck, I'm fucking up, Like I'm
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: a fuck up, I'm an idiot. Like you have to
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: like just like not even realize that you're fucking up
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: if you actually fuck up, if you're trying to get
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah, I composure.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: You've gotten a lot better.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Physically, Yeah, definitely. I barely even moved last time. I
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: haven't done it, and so like I haven't done it
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: in like two weeks because I was sick because I
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: had COVID and then I came straight home.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: What was the last one you did? The one I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: saw one of the one when you were there? Oh buddy,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: what you do?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: But I got I should have a bunch of stuff
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: coming up in January, like a ton.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Dude, this is to be your fucking year, bro. How
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: about how about some more VIDs? Bro?
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: I like that video did the other day as well.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: No, I deleted it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I retweeted it. Uh, why did you delete it?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Because it wasn't doing the numbies you wanted?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: No, it was doing the numbies I wanted. It was
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: just I was getting flamed, and then people were started
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: comparing it to some other dude's video that apparently he
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: did a similar idea, and I was like, I don't
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: care enough to do this on Christmas. On Christmas nonetheless.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: It's fucked, bro.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: How do you have so much hate in your heart
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: on Christmas Day?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Probably because they're fucking family left them, Bro, They're probably alone.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Some dude replied and was like, hate in your heart
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: to make a video making fun of your parents' presence, Bro,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: it wasn't making fun of the present.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: I was wondering about that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: That's probably when they were coming to your door and
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: listening in, when you were like making fun of the
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: gift they just gave you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Now they know I loved the gift. I didn't even
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: ask for an Xbox, dude, I don't. I don't do
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: that childish childish games. I have a PlayStation. So they
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: actually I'm not gonna read it because then it's just
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: gonna bring more attention now I say it. Some dude
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: left some comment that was crazy, like someone doesn't even
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: follow me. I'm assuming he was from because the barstool
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Man page posted it, so I'm assuming that he came
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: from that. He was like, he was like, not funny
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: at all. I genuinely hope you had a bad Christmas.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: You suck delete your account. I was like, wow, And
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I just woke up this morning and read that. I
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: was like, all right, videos coming down?
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: Wait, so he actually made you take the video down?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: No, that was actually last night. I deleted the video
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: last night.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: You got bullied out of taking of having the video.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty like it's pretty easy for me to get
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: bullied into taking something down. It's not I don't delete
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: videos that often at all. I've actually that was the
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: second time I've ever deleted a video.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: That's that's not true. Yeah it is, or I guess
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you delete tweets. Yeah, I don't delete videos.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: But it was also like it ran its course, like
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: he wasn't really going anywhere else, and I didn't really
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: feel like getting comments that were annoying.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: But if the main fucking account of post you you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't delete it, all right, man to fucking slap in
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: the face to the people that blog for sixteen hours
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: a fucking day.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: See, bro, that's why that's why people say I'm not
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: a company man.
• 49:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because you delete it. They got posted on the
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: main fucking.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: So I posted it on the Instagram. So it's still
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: there if you want to go watch it and just
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: leave a nasty comment.
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: Where people being mean. What kind of numbies?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Did it?
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Do?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You hit a mill?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Got like seventy thousand likes?
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: You think Dave is just on Splash Mountain right now,
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: fucking whooping it up?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Probably? Yeah, what's what he's on the He's on the
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: uh rock and roller coaster? What is the hotel won
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: the Elevator?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Tower of Terror?
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: The Tower of Terror.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely secretly afraid of heights, and why wouldn't
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you be.
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: Heights are one of the scariest things.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: I'm terrified of heights, But same dude, not enough to
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: stop me from going on the Tower of Terror.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to like the glass floor observation
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: decks like the one in Chicago? No?
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, you know what I think I went?
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: No?
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Wait did I No? I'm trying to think if I've
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: ever been. I thought, I don't know why. I thought
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I went on the Eye in London, but I'd never have.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That must have been like a dream
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I've never even been to Europe. Bro, were you about
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: to just you're about to lie about that? Like the
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: dude who lied about September eleventh from the League Steve Radnazo.
• 50:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I used to always go to London and be
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: on the Eye.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: No, but I went to London and I think I
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: saw the Eye, but I never went on it. I
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: would never, dude. You know it takes over an hour.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: What is earth? Will?
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Those big pods and you're on it for over an hour?
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: Fucking loved the big bugs.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: It might be like a little less but it's sort
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: of somewhere around there.
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: And what does it have a glass floor or something?
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it has a glass floor. I
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: know it's glass all around that. It's like a dome.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Ferris wheels are scary.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Ferris wheels suck because they're dude. Those things are like,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: you can't convince me that those things are not dangerous,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: because there's no way that Like the carnies are like
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: are like making sure those things are like up to standards.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And I feel like people think carnies are lovable, but
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: they're just like monsters.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Worst guys I've ever met carnies.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: They're employed, uh, drug addicts who operate heavy machinery. It's
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: like most of them are you're not supposed to do
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: on drugs. Yeah, and definitely small handed serial killers. Bro,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you keep on hitting this fucking Chris Brown move.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I'm just adjusted to this is why I can't be
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: looking at myself the whole time, because I'm just trying
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: to make sure i'm fly. But what do you what
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: are you sting the neck of my shirt because it's
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: like got a big U and I'm not trying to
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: be rocking like lower chest. You know what I'm talking about. Bro,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: you hate you hate a deep U.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I do hate a deep you. But that ain't a
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: deep U. That's hugging your neck. Nice.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I want to know why because I'm doing this. Don't
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: go bro, don't question my movements.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: All the us in the back of your shirt. Yeah,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: well I'm hanging behind you. Of course your hole spine's exposed. Dude.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: If we don't get to Europe as a show in
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two.
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: If we don't get fucking there, Bro, you see that,
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: Matt Bro.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: I see I see it, Bro, I see it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: If we don't get to Europe, Bro, we failed.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, like I England, don't know if
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: we would have enough fans to like do a show
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: in Europe.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: England, Bro, no language.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: See I think on Spotify when Spotify Rap came out,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: it said we were in like one hundred and fifty countries,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: but that could also be like one person from Canada
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: listens to our podcast.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But that's funny.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Do you get a bunch of dms people being like,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: why can't we buy some of a Boy Dad merch
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: on the Canada Store?
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: So maybe we should go to Canada first.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get a lot of DMS about that. And
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: we also need to talk to someone about putting our
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: merch on the Canada Store because it seems like we
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: might have a heavy Canadian fan base.
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: Yes, dude, have you ever been to Canada?
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: Let's go to Toronto, dude.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: We should make son of a boy Dad shirts that
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: just say son of a boy dad a.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Or son of a boy Dad Canada like how they
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: have barstool Golf?
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: Like yeah, Son of a boy Dad America Like, well.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we liked the a a little more, but you know,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: we'll workshop.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: It kind of like what part of my take did then?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: That's that's yeah, we could do they do that. What
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of part of my take?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Just a fucking podcast that pays your fuck? Is how.
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: You fucking work?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Don't say that?
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, bro, that's it is? What the fuck it is?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 54:10
  Speaker 9: You know this camera's worth fucking sixty dollars?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this camera literally, dude, I I when I set
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: it up, I put pillows all around where it was
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: set up because I was like, if this thing falls,
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: I'm literally getting fired.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: If I pay sad.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Do you think I would lose my job?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, for sure?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: One hundred. It makes more than you It literally does.
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: It definitely does well.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I mean especially because Son of a boyd we're constantly
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: losing money for the company.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: We're a sieve.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: They just let us right now, us recording from our
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: homes from our homes on Zoom is legitimately losing money
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: for Barstool Lesley.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: They let us do it as like a little charity
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: right off.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: That's just that they just want the kids to be
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: able to tell their little jokes so they don't make
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: too much no over on the side.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we don't get in front of the A team.
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: We're fucking bleeding money.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Just go home.
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: The office probably isn't even closed this week.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: They're probably in there having an office party while they
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: send us off the fucking Siberia.
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: So we can record.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: The Christmas party is happening right now.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: And Dave's just got Erico with and like. So then
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I told him to take his raise and shove it
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: up his ass bah and like.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: A whole entire group of people are circled around just crying,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: laughing Frank the tanks in the center howling. And then
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I told him, I wonder if Frank had a good Christmas.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Haven't gotten to check in with him in a minute.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: He definitely fucking did. He retweeted a fucking h dude.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I hope he keeps his apartment tidy. That's one thing
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I read.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: That thing is spick and spam right now, is it?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I saw his countertop looked a little bit cluttered.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if he was just cooking
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: or if it actually was cluttered, But I saw it
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: was a little bit cluttered. I was worried about him.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Dude. The first week I worked at Barstool, I went
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: to Frank the tanks old apartment. And that was before
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: he was even full time.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I forgot that that was the first week, yeah, and
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, what is going on here? It
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: was a messy place, but it was nice. It was Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: there's a if you stay on the path, you should
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: be good through through the apartment. But there was incredible memorabilia.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: He had a soda corner. Did he show you a
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: soda corner?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I'm assuming he probably brought a soda corner
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: with him. I feel like he might have thrown away
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: a lot of stuff though, because it's like his new
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: apartment looks just so clean.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe he put it in this storage. I hope somebody
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: helped him.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Bro what abe came to help him? His god, his
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: god cousin.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Should we should we get some Barstool people to be
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: guests on Son of a Boy Dad next year?
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Nah? Yeah, I mean I think we should do another
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: episode with KB and Nick.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: I think fights would be good.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Fights, said be good.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: His his his uh Christmas live stream was hilarious.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was sick. I can't believe he went for
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: twenty four hours, so he's sleep.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I think at one point I logged on and it
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: was just like a DVD screen bouncing around, So he
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: must have been to sleep during that.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. I wonder if he sold like a bunch
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: of merch.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Is that what he was doing it for. I thought
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: he was just doing it for the love of the
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: game kind of No. I think he was doing it
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: to push his sad sad boy season merch.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: Damn, bro, nothing plays like being sad.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: It is awesome merch.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: His merch is incredible, probably some of the best merch
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: at the company. But dude, I just I think one
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: of my biggest drawbacks in life is not being being
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: more sad. I think it would play like fucking crazy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I can't relate it, Bro, you don't want to know.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: You don't want to know what's going on up here?
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Demons screaming in.
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: What dysmorphia and caffeine addiction.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: That's how you've been so jacked? What what percentage of
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: people do you think are just sad? For clout though,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: a lot. What percent.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Like TikTok Age, people like sixty percent and no, because
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: there's no emotions on TikTok Like people don't actually like
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: do anything.
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: People fucking hate happiness.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Dude. Imagine if Pharrell came out with I'm happy right now,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: he'd be fucking dragged into the street part and feathered
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: depart because I'm happy.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, like the Damelios have that whole or Dacy
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Demilio has that whole song what is it? One day?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: One day, I was really really really really sad, like, dude,
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: what are we doing with that? That is the worst
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: lyric anyone's ever written? Did you watch the we talked
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: about this? I mean, I know this is really old,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: but did you ever end up watching the Demelio documentary?
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: No?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't bring myself to it. I couldn't.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: First, like two episodes are good, and then it gets
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: really boring.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I fucking bet, dude.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: I mean it's just like a cycle of like, oh,
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Charlie is really busy right now, she has school and
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: she has to do a shoot with Vogue tonight, and
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: then like the next scene will be like Dixie like
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: dry heaving covered in like tears being like they called
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: me musty.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: It used to you had to be busy in high
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: school so you could get into fucking college, get some
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: extra curriculars in.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: Now it's like a case for you to be for
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: a pity party about you.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Anyone took the pity like I think or like grow up?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Do you think that. I don't know if I've been
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: paying less attention to them or has the world been
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: paying less attention to them?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: The world definitely. I don't know because it's hard to
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: say because I'm off TikTok, but I think the world
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: has been I think, like, dude, I said this. I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: wrote a blog about this right when I started at barstool.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: It was the only like actual like blog that was
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: well written that I did. It probably wasn't even well written,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: but it just made sense in my head.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: For you, it was, well, yeah.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I think that it's gonna be the exact same thing
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: that happened with Vine, where there was like a million
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: there was like and obviously it's Vine was way smaller
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: than TikTok, but it's like there's like a couple thousand
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: people who are like huge, like like on like the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: trajectory to be like the next Justin Bieber level of fame,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: and then they all eventually hit a ceiling and then
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: they just completely die out and like maybe like five
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: to ten of them will like remain successful for the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: rest of their life. Like think about.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Like like so like obviously Josh Richards, Bryce Hall, like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: those guys are super famous and they're doing stuff consistently,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: but like, dude, like Lil Huddy was like the talk
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: of the town a year, a year and a half ago,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I haven't even heard anyone mention him in over a year.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You got little Huddy stands incoming quickly right now. I thought,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: you're about to take a shot at my boy, fucking
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Griffin Johnson, bro, and then it would have been fucking
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: on site, Bro, Griff.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: And I think he's on his own journey.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I think it all comes down to the fact that
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: they're not doing something that is sustainable, Like you're not
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: like like dancing in front of tiktoks. You're gonna have
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: a fan base that's gonna age out of that and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: be like, wow, this is actually not entertaining at all,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Like you need to actually have to do something, dude.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: And I guarantee that people are gonna be writing articles
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: like some woke media outlets gonna be like they had
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifteen million followers, then their platform abandoned them,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: and now they're picking up the pieces Like there's actually
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: a guaranteed like gonna be articles about how how bad
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: they have it because they got like fast track to
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: fame for being hot and young.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: But I think you don't want you don't want a
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: fast track to fame like that, because then it's like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: people only want to see you do one thing, like
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: you have no chance to like explore creativity, like create
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: creative wise, yeah, creatively.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: And I bet that at their hearts, a lot of
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the people do want to explore creatively, like people want
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: to like make music or like act or like be funny,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: make make little skits or whatever, maybe like model, Like
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I think there's like an outlet for everybody, but uh,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even know who like the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: next who's like next up, who's been like the next
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: hot ass name in TikTok.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, but like just to finish off
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: the list, I would say, like obviously, I mean Charlie
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Demili has probably already made enough money to survive. But
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: I would say, like Addison Ray seems to be the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: only one who's still like that level of like relevancy
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: just because she's like in with the Kardashians and stuff.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: Now she's acting now and everything.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how much of that like is a
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: product of like everybody just having been inside for a
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: year in the pandemic.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Even do even like even like sketches or like comedy
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: people on on TikTok. It's like you see people who
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: like make like dude, there's people I've seen who like
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: are really funny, like very funny dudes. But like they'll
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: they'll like make a video or like two or three videos,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: and they'll like explode and they'll get like literally they
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: literally hit like a million followers off of like three videos.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: And then anytime they try and change what like their
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: humor or something like that, it's like no way, like
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: no shot, Like their fans hate it. It gets no interaction.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Like it's crazy. I think some of it that fast.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: You don't want that fast fame, bro, or you don't.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: It's true, you're right, bro, well cause it effect I
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: mean talk about how it affected you didn't.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: The fast fame didn't.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think i've I don't think I got fast fame. No,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: I think matter of.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Fact, but I do think that in like the long
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: in the long term, just being able to try as
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: much different stuff as possible is like the best way
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: to like or just to have a career, just to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm gonna try this for a little
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: bit or I'm going to dip into this for a
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: little bit, and like, uh.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: No, it's actually like really it's really interesting to think
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: about because it's like we've been doing like you've been
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: doing like rap battling and like been at barstool for
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: what like five years now, and you did rap battling
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: like ten years before that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there was some overlap, but yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So you have like die hard like you have
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: like die hard fans who like go and now like
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: you can go do rap battling, you can do a
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: podcast with Dion, you can do this, you can do
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: neighborhood eats, and people like you'll have consistent same people
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: who will go do that. But like and like I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I have people similar like that will like come and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: watch the podcast and watch me.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Dude, the Yak and other stuff. But it's like a
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: lot of people, like I mean, it's the same reason
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: that like certain people go from like TikTok to making
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: a podcast and it just completely bombs cause it's like
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: they don't have actual fans. They people that want to
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: see them do one thing. So it's really like interesting
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: to think about.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, it's yeah, it's it's the type of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: foundation that you can build and like layering it out
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: and just trying different things. But it's also everything's not
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be for everybody. Different people are gonna like different shit.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: But you can make up a fucking Bang Bang Berg
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Gang video and some people are gonna tell you to
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: fucking kill yourself. Dude, This dude's not from fucking Philly.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: You're it out Falcon really from Philly, Dude, shuttle funk up.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: What makes you talk like that? Bro?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Seeing of that? Why did you come after our boys?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Taequan, Dude, Taekwon was playing for the fucking giants, bro.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but my brother he's still a lion at the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: end of the day.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: He's a line for life.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Bro. But when you go to war, fucking you have
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: to put on those colors. Then all the fun all
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: bets are off, bro, it doesn't matter.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Then is he from New York or is he from Philly?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: He's from uh?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Is he from anywhere else?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I think he might be from New York. I feel
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: like Owen would know this. Owen's face rot on the mic.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Now, yo yo, Rot, Where's from?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: I think maybe a Philly suburb?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: No, I thought it was like a New York suburb.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Jamie, pull up Quon's place of birth.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Jamie, pull up this this video of Saquon doing Hungarian
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: split squats.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's from the Bronx.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, I can vibe with that b X. Bro,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the fucking X is upright.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: And me are quite similar? How's that we're actually like
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: polar opposites, Like I'm from Philly moved to New York. Yeah,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: and he's from New York moved to Philly. So it's
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: it's just been right time or right person, wrong time
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: this whole time for me and him.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: And Hey, I know you guys laughed about that when
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: he saw each other last time up at State.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: But you'll laugh with him again about it someday.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: I know that when we saw that was like the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: funniest thing, just like him running out and like going
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: and taking a picture with the lion and then like
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: just running right back to his car, and everyone's like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: you sa Quonaquon can grab you for a pick. He
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: just didn't do anything.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a fucking running back.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: He's like stiff arming people, spin moving out of pictures.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: That's one of the best reasons to be a running back,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: especially if you're famous.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: I pulled him aside and I was like, yo, Taquon,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Jack your ego.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Brother, Remember where the fuck you came from.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: You're playing roots here.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: You pissed it.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: You're growing something now, Saquon, Now get out there.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, bro, me and all these people behind me,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: we would take a bullet for you. Man. You gotta
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: remember that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Fucking recognize that. Man, we made you. You wouldn't be
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: nothing without us fans. We're working class people who come
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: and fucking pay our harder money to sit in the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: fucking stands every week. You're just gonna fucking run past
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: us and not wait in the fucking line and skip
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: a picture. I used to fucking respect Saquan. Then he
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: pulled that bullshit.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Dude. Remember when we were in UH, when we were
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: in Kennesau State and and did we did the milk
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: thing and that kid took the picture with you and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: he tagged you and he was like, just met at
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: stool Presidente.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: You think that was real?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: No, I think he was cracking a joke. I think
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: he was being very funny.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: I think it was I thought it was real, and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: it killed me. I've just been dude, I've just been
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: reminiscent on the past lately.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I know, Bro, That's why we gotta get out into
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the field and make some more memories.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: Bro. Right now, we gotta take Owen too.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I Owe came along to Minneapolis. I
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: can't believe that's the last time since I saw my
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: boys the mics.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Bro, I just got to those boys. I got a
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: new mic chain, Bro, sand Mike. Yeah, for the mics.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: That's tight. That's tight. We gotta start selling those.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's use this as a brainstorm session for some
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: sweet ass new merch as well.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: We gotta figure out how we can profit off the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: mics and give them no money.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I mean they get to film videos. What do you
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: mean they get plenty of fucking money.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: We can tell we got both of them Christmas presents.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: I got to get to the one. Mic I got
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: him a quest bar just for jokes.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: He's gonna be fucking pissed.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: What about Oh, I actually didn't forget the third, mic,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: I got your best man a gift as well. Really
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: get him pocket knife.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: That's actually a good gift.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: He that's gonna be like his seventh one. Probably about
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: to go link with him after this, We're about to
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: go out in East Falls. I would love to bring
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: you boys out to Billy Murphy's. Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: I'm going out too, Well, not really, I can't go out,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: but I'm going to my buddy's house and we're just
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: gonna tear it. Oh dude, I'm me and my friends
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: are like planning on doing a bunch of hikes this year.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: Are you talking about free stalloing mountains?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Pretty much. But we're gonna try and do a
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: bunch of fourteen milers fourteen ers in Colorado, Montana, Oregon,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Cali and Uh. I think I might get a piece, bro.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like legitimately considering getting my gun license.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 8: I was just talking to my brother in law.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: He was like, He's like, I got this rifle that
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't even used since I moved in here. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, that's probably a good thing. You haven't
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: used it. I was like, what kind of rifle is it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: He's like it's a AR fifty eight or something like that.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, dude, I'm happy.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: It's definitely a good thing. I don't even want like
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: a gun in my house because I probably would end
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: up killing myself. But I can't resist those urges. But
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: I want one for hiking because I don't want to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: get killed by a bear. Like, that's not how I'm
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: trying to go out.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, you just want dude. Have you seen those videos
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: where the guy shoots the bobcat? No, Oh my god,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: eat the bullet. He no. The whole time he's filming himself,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: he's like, get back, get back, because he's filming himself
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: to make sure they know it's like an ethical kill
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: of the bobcat. And like it's like five minutes of
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: him telling it to get back, and eventually it just
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: launches at him and he falls back and just fucking
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: shoots the shit out of the bob. It's terrifying. But
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: you have to have you gotta have the you gotta
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: have your side arm. You have to have your side piece. Brother.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: That's actually very surprising that he even managed to get
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: a shot off, because apparently those things, it's like you
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: have if like there's you rarely have a chance against
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: a mountain lion or bob cat if it's going to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: attack you.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: I think he knew.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I think it must have crept up on him, so
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: he had time to fucking yeah, dude, but I will
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: take you out shooting.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: I will take you guys shooting.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: You know awesome. We would love to get my hands
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: behind some firepower. But yes, dude, we all right. Well,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I listened to this story about a dude who was
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: like out hunting with his buddies, like far out in
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: the woods, and like they all like obviously they have
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: guns because they're hunting, and they were like deep in
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: like like it's not like it's not like a path.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Like they go and like find where they're gonna hunt,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: and uh, all of a sudden, they got like attacked
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: by a bear and it was like they couldn't see
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: where it was coming from because the trees were so thick.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: So they they are like all like circled up with
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: their guns out, and the bear he is just like
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: running through this like little circle that they've created and
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: just like bursting through the trees and like wrapping around
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: like it was just like a surprise attack is like
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: every five seconds, and they ended up bear end up
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: just like running away. But it's like it sounds like
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: the most horrifying story ever.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 8: Do you think the bear was just pranking him?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: No? Because I think one of them got roughed up
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: He was just rough house and yeah, damn, that's fucking terrifying.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: So you gotta get one, then? What you got to
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: get a sidearm?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Dude? All I know is that when when I went
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: hiking in Wyoming, I've talked about this with that, I
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: wanted my buddy to come on. I'm seeing my friend
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: from the ranch today. I haven't seen him since we
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: were at the ranch, so I wish he was here
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: to come on the pod, Buddies.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: Do you think he would what you think he would
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 8: come on?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't think he's going back to the ranch.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Why he's grown. I think he's just like he's done
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: with it, Like he's he's going on to different things.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: Wait, I thought you said he is going back.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: For the summer, and then he might go out to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: like California or something. He's a he's like a he's
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: a drifter. He drifts. Yeah, this is his first time
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: being home in a year.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: Does he like Bob Dylan?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 9: Bro?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Did you even have to ask that? Of course he
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: likes Bob Dylan.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: You're not boys with anybody that doesn't like Dylan exactly.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: That's my posse.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, you should have. I mean, I feel like
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I try to take you places, invite you places, and
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: introduce you to my boys, and you don't introduce me
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: to your boys. You don't invite me on your hike.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: My best friends, I met one dude one time.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: There's three and he's one of them. Just kidding. I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: got like ten friends.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: How many are girls?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 9: Hell?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, brother, ZiU b Come on now, come on brothing
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: like that, I just can't be bro. Wrap it up
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: the podcast. Let's get into some of these ads. Bro.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an ad free podcast. We got dropped
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: by all of our big ads.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: That apparently that's why everybody else isn't doing one. We're
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: fucking doing one because they don't have to because no ads,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: but we want we care about the fucking things.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. See, like when I saw when they said no ads.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: I didn't look at that as like, oh, we don't
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: have to do an episode this week. I look to
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: that as like more time to chat, more times of riff.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: And it's also like, if people are actually fans of
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: this show, they better not let the fact that we're
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: going above and beyond doing a show on fucking zoom.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: They better not let this show fucking flop. They better
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: should double should.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Call this episode just like bonus episode, just to let
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: people know, like we didn't have to do this.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Do you say, okay, a bonus episode, and we need
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to do some kind of like very elaborate clickbait to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: get people to get like that extra bump of list
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: thing sas Sass renegotiates with Portnoy.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, live on.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Air, Dude, I don't like get the whole like, no
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: offense to the people at the Pirate Ship, but like
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I don't see us like ever taking like a week
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: off until we're done with the podcast forever.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Which will be in well, well, when we're fucking when
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I'm eighty five years old and you turn thirty.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Like I don't like, bro, there's no reason
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: to not put out an episode this week.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: We're fucking Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Need is a mic and a cam.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: All I need is a mic in a camp flint.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Bro, what's the what's a what's a podcast without a
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: without a mic and a voice of a poet?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: Ah, stop, Bro, you're fucking going off.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Bro, that's the Butcher. Go Bro, get the record. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: just did the Butcher there. What's a stage with no
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: mic and no voice of a poet?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: What are you about to do for New Year's?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: I think I might go to New Hampshire.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: Oh that's for New year Old.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go to New Hampshire and ski.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: Oh I didn't know that was for New Year's.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll probably just.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Proba.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I don't want it like this.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: That doesn't look bad.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, talk that back there you go.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: That's fucking that's fucking sweet.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: That's way sweeter, all right, brother, all right, bro, have
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: fun up in New Hampshire. Ohen, what are you doing
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: for New Year's?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: I'm in New York right now, cleaning our apartment out.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: And then cop of the Guy family.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm just gonna stay here, go out in New York?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Are there a lot of people there.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 9: Like it is?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: The city, Dad right now or now?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: No, has COVID ripped through that place? Is COVID just
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: done with New York?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: I mean nobody really.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 8: Uh COVID just fucked.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: No, just say it, bro, No one really cares about
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: COVID anymore.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: Fucking horror fucked on the bed.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis's tweet that was like omicron is super scary
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: because because there's no symptoms, what do you say?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: He was like, this disease is so spooky. Nobody gets hurt, dude,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: it is crazy.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Like I didn't get sick at all. I was sick
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: for like an hour.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you were playing it up. If you had the
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: time of your life, you just gamed for ten days, dude.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I got like used to it so quick.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: You wasted your time. Bro, I would have picked up
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: a fucking skill. If you go through the whole pandemic, do.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: You but you get you start no vitamin D. You're
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: not getting out of the house. You get you get
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: sick of it quick, and then you have no All
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: you have the strength to do is just lay in
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: bed and moan in the fetal position.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: I would have just tried to like not bomb the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: uh the audition.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I did it. I mean I did
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: it like one hundred and fifty times.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Wait, but so did you not have did you not
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: have strength? Or did you not get sick? You just
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: said you didn't get sick at all, and then you
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: didn't Then you said you didn't have the strength to
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: get out of bed.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: So like, which on the strengths get out of bed?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Because he was like, where am I gonna go to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: the other side of the room.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you were fucking crippled by a virus. That's
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: who's talking in your house? Nobody in my house?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Owen, Yo, my bad.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 7: My girlfriend was just locked outside for forty minutes.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: Oh bro, wow sas Okay, well we got to restart.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Let's restart the episode. All right, we can wrap it up.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: I'm re locked out for four an hour and twenty in.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck this, Let me get out of here. I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: gotta go to fucking Bill Murphy's.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Bro, I gotta go to Bill Murphy's all right, wait, owen,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: uh okay, we'll end it there. All right, thank you
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: guys for listening. Uh, hope you guys enjoyed the Zoom episode.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Hope the audio and everything is Okay, I'm sure it's
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: great piece.