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Chris Franjola, Justin Martindale and Murder · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
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  Speaker 2: What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 2: Where?
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  Speaker 1: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Lift?
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  Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else. Heather MacDonald
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  Speaker 1: has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road,
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a double
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  Speaker 1: delight because I've got Justin Martindale here, but later in
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  Speaker 1: the show, I still had stuff that I talked about
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  Speaker 1: with Chris, but I know that we're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: for so long that you will bleed over into Tuesday. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the Juicy Scoopers are just getting so many
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  Speaker 1: scoops of fun.
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  Speaker 5: It's the multiverse. You're going to get Chris and myself
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  Speaker 5: finally on the same episode.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to talk about the hottest things that
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  Speaker 1: are happening right now. Now, in the murder world, which
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  Speaker 1: we don't like to talk, I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: talked about this story, Michelle.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure we did.
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  Speaker 3: We did.
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  Speaker 1: The Alex Murdaugh. There's two murders I'm kind of catching
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  Speaker 1: up on.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: The first one is Alex Murdaugh. To let you guys know,
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  Speaker 1: this was this weird story of how this mother, she
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  Speaker 1: was in her 50s, and her 20-something son were both
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  Speaker 1: found shot dead on the property. And they didn't know
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  Speaker 1: who did it. Turned out it was the boy's father
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  Speaker 1: and the husband to the woman. And he was kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, they called him, he was like, remember in
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  Speaker 1: Dukes and Hazards, like Boss Hogg kind of ran this town?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He sort of ran this town. He was a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: He was a prosecutor at one time. There's so much
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  Speaker 1: to this story. And then– anyway, he has been– they
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  Speaker 1: did realize he– it's him. They believe it's him. He's
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  Speaker 1: been indicted on murder charges in the slaying of his
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  Speaker 1: wife and son. And they believe it's because he did
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  Speaker 1: so many illegal things. He was in so much debt
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  Speaker 1: that it was to get the life insurance from them.
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  Speaker 1: And then at one point, he hired someone to shoot
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  Speaker 1: and kill him, like on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 1: But he lived there. And they believe he was doing
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  Speaker 1: that because he realized he was in such a mess
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  Speaker 1: and wasn't going to get out of not only all
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  Speaker 1: this financial stuff he did that was illegal, but also
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  Speaker 1: killing the wife and son. And this way, if he
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  Speaker 1: was just shot on the side of the road successfully
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  Speaker 1: and died, then his one living son would receive life
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  Speaker 1: insurance and everything. But he didn't. The guy admitted that
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  Speaker 1: he'd hired him to try to shoot him.
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  Speaker 5: So now... So that guy got off okay?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that guy that was hired to do it, probably,
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  Speaker 1: because he was.
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  Speaker 5: Just doing my job.
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  Speaker 1: Right, he was told.
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  Speaker 5: Just, I'm clocking in. This is what they want from me.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, just so horrible. And then there was this other
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  Speaker 1: layer of it, too, where the son that was killed
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  Speaker 1: was also facing charges and stuff because he got really
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  Speaker 1: drunk on a boat and was driving the boat. And
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  Speaker 1: this young girl, they crashed, and this young girl... like
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  Speaker 1: flew out and she died. Then there was this other
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  Speaker 1: young man who was, I don't know if he was,
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  Speaker 1: I think he was hit by a car and he
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  Speaker 1: was gay in this town. And they always believed that
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  Speaker 1: the two sons, the one that's now dead and the
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  Speaker 1: one that's still alive had something to do with it.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh.
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  Speaker 5: So it had something to do with the gay kid
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  Speaker 5: who died in the car?
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  Speaker 1: No, he was hit as he was walking down the street.
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  Speaker 1: He was hit by a car.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lover's quarrel.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and they thought there was some history with maybe
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  Speaker 1: the brother that lived.
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  Speaker 5: Small town.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, the name is Murdaw, South Carolina. There
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  Speaker 1: has been lots of other... articles and podcasts that go way,
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  Speaker 1: way deeper if you're interested.
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  Speaker 5: But I just wanted to give you the update. Netflix,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure, is already making a docu-series.
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  Speaker 1: There is enough to do seven episodes. I did watch
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  Speaker 1: something funny on Conan, a clip of Conan O'Brien saying
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  Speaker 1: that some of these Netflix documentaries are milking it out
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  Speaker 1: a little bit too long. It was a really funny bit.
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  Speaker 1: But then there's some that I think can fill the
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  Speaker 1: seven episodes. And this is one of them for all
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  Speaker 1: of those different things. Even if those things don't apply,
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  Speaker 1: even if that kid, um, even if they find there
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  Speaker 1: really isn't any evidence that these two brothers could have been, um,
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  Speaker 1: responsible for this young, um, gay man being found dead.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's juicy enough that at one time there
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  Speaker 1: was discussion about it. Like it's just the buildup, the
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  Speaker 1: draw and who is this guy? And he was a
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  Speaker 1: really bad guy. And there's like, like four generations of
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  Speaker 1: attorneys before him. So it's like very old money. And
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  Speaker 1: it's like the South.
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  Speaker 5: Carolina, South Carolina drama.
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  Speaker 1: It's juicy. So look for that Netflix doc.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Just put it in your queue.
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  Speaker 1: Another murder that you and I were heavily invested in. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Which by the way, you sent this to me yesterday
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  Speaker 5: and I was just like, we've already talked about this.
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  Speaker 5: And then I read the caption and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: so yes, continue.
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  Speaker 1: Casey White is charged with the murder of his ex-jail boss,
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  Speaker 1: Vicki White. They were never married, but they were lovers.
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  Speaker 1: This is the one where she fell in love with
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  Speaker 1: this guy and sold her property. There was a real
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  Speaker 1: estate aspect to this, too. Like, ever see those signs
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  Speaker 1: that are like, we'll buy your house right now. You
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  Speaker 1: don't need to stage it. You don't need to. And
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  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, slow down a minute.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you're home right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like we'll give you a check right now. Basically
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  Speaker 1: she was like, okay. And her house was worth like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, two 50 and she sold it for 90,000
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  Speaker 1: and took off with that money, helping the lover escape.
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  Speaker 1: And anyway, then there was wondering, did she kill herself
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  Speaker 1: when the cops found them? Because she was shot. but
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  Speaker 1: then there was audio that made it sound like she
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  Speaker 1: wasn't in a state of about to commit suicide. She
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  Speaker 1: was like giving instructions to him. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They said it was a self-inflicted gunshot.
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  Speaker 1: First they thought it was, but then when you investigated
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  Speaker 1: it more, it sounded like the audio of her being,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she was calling 911 or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but she was like, just give, just chase me. And
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  Speaker 1: then she was like, no. Like, so there was that.
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  Speaker 1: And of course he was in jail for killing a
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  Speaker 1: couple of people.
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  Speaker 5: Which, what could go wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And so anyway, he has been charged with it.
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  Speaker 5: He killed her.
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  Speaker 1: The prosecutor believes he had.
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  Speaker 5: He had to have. I think she was like, what's
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  Speaker 5: his name? Alex?
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  Speaker 1: No, his name is Casey.
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  Speaker 5: Casey, I love you so much. We're going to make
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  Speaker 5: a run for it, I swear.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, she is dead, so I feel quite badly.
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  Speaker 5: I think he was just like, thanks, honey.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't always wonder when they find out that
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  Speaker 1: like a, Someone that's already doing a life of time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, are we going to go through a whole
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  Speaker 1: fun trial? I mean, really? Can we just like save
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  Speaker 1: the town some money?
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  Speaker 5: As someone who's just spent two weeks on a trial.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I do want to hear about that. But I
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  Speaker 1: was going to say, if I was Casey White.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't take any kind of plea deal because
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  Speaker 1: I'm already here.
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  Speaker 5: You're already here.
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  Speaker 1: At least I have something to look forward to, like
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  Speaker 1: a little field trip.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just put me back in.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather go through the whole trial just because it's something.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm going to be in this cell until I die,
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  Speaker 1: at least for a few months, I get to have
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  Speaker 1: meetings with attorneys. I get to go in a truck
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, a bus, go to the jail. get a
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  Speaker 1: different kind of food, not the prison food, because they're
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  Speaker 1: going to have to feed me lunch during the trial,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe meet a cute juror like you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think this is the perfect time for a glow-up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, like I think.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, right, because they're going to put him in... Do
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  Speaker 1: they put him in an outfit even though he was
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  Speaker 1: in a prison uniform when the crime was committed? I mean, normally...
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  Speaker 1: Remember how they put the Menendez brothers, like, in collegiate sweaters,
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  Speaker 1: but they were, like, 30 on trial? And everyone's like,
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  Speaker 1: why are they trying to make him look like they're
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  Speaker 1: 16 anymore?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think this is like, you've been gone for
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  Speaker 5: a while, you know, get on a diet, you know, shave,
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  Speaker 5: give everyone like a new you. You know, you're going
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  Speaker 5: away forever. No one's going to see you again. At
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  Speaker 5: least like if there's cameras, just be like, well, hi,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like me again.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's still some doubt that she could have
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  Speaker 1: killed herself. And I say, Casey, you know, not that
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  Speaker 1: I want this town to waste money, but I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: I just don't. begrudge anybody that's looking at more time
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  Speaker 1: and they're stuck. Like, let's do this. And then for
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  Speaker 1: the defense attorney, let's make a good defense. Like she
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  Speaker 1: was like, I can't live without you. And I certainly
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  Speaker 1: can't be humiliated and go back and see all my friends.
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  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to go to the prison? All
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  Speaker 1: the correction officers know who I am.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she would lose her job. I don't think she
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  Speaker 5: killed herself. I don't think a woman without an upper
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  Speaker 5: lip would kill herself. I just, Like, life is already hard.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think she's... I definitely think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, I think he could have killed
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  Speaker 1: her or I think it could have been an accident.
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  Speaker 1: Like a speed bump?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually now more intrigued, and I do want to
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  Speaker 1: see a trial.
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  Speaker 5: This will be on a Netflix docuseries as well.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know what the trial is going to reveal
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  Speaker 1: is the romance that happened between them. How it started,
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  Speaker 1: were they boning in the laundry room?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know all those details, and then I
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  Speaker 1: do want to see a Netflix story on it. Tell
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  Speaker 1: me about your jury duty. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so glad you asked. This was my first time
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  Speaker 5: doing jury duty. I went in on a Monday. I'd
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  Speaker 5: been summoned in like 2020 and everything got closed because
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  Speaker 5: of COVID. But like, it's so funny because people are like,
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  Speaker 5: I've never had to do jury duty. I usually call in,
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  Speaker 5: they say they don't need me. Oh, I was in
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  Speaker 5: downtown LA from like 10 o'clock to 4.30 at that.
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  Speaker 1: Would you bring a lunch or did you go out
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  Speaker 1: and find a cute- You had to buy your lunch.
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  Speaker 1: My dad, you know, never did it, got out of
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  Speaker 1: it or whatever. And then when he was somewhat retired,
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  Speaker 1: he was like very excited to go. So he was
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  Speaker 1: going to Santa Monica every day. And I go, well, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: what if you don't get to be the foreman? And
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: he goes, what? He just assumed. Like he didn't imagine
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  Speaker 1: in his head any other way that he'd be foreman.
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  Speaker 1: So he goes, and they start to ask the questioning of,
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  Speaker 1: can we keep this person on the jury? Can they
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  Speaker 1: be non-biased? And they said, what's your name? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have children? He said, what do your kids do? And
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  Speaker 1: he went through. And when he said what Shannon, my sister, did...
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  Speaker 1: They're like, hold for a minute. And they whispered. And
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  Speaker 1: they're like, is your daughter Shannon McDonald? And he goes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: she is. And they go, dismissed. They dismissed him.
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  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, he was so proud that they
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  Speaker 1: knew who Shannon was and that she's a criminal defense attorney.
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  Speaker 1: And therefore, they thought maybe he'd be biased in some way.
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  Speaker 5: But he was He wanted to be there so bad.
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  Speaker 1: I understand we have to do it the way we
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  Speaker 1: do it, but if there's people that really kind of
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  Speaker 1: want to do it, there should be something where you
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  Speaker 1: could submit your name. Like, hey, you know what? I
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  Speaker 1: never did it, but I want to do my duty now.
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  Speaker 1: And pick from a pool of those people. And certainly
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  Speaker 1: some people that are retired or don't have to work
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  Speaker 1: or are super interested in crime, you can still dismiss
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  Speaker 1: them if you think that they're biased. But at least
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  Speaker 1: you'd have some people that are like, it's not screwing
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  Speaker 1: up their way of a livelihood or they're not, you know,
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  Speaker 1: losing out on a vacation or a job or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: But the best was the excuses. The jurors were trying
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  Speaker 5: to get out of jury duty. There was this one
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  Speaker 5: girl who stuck to my mind. Uh, she was like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, Oh, I feel like only God can judge people.
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  Speaker 5: So I can't be here because, um, like I don't
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  Speaker 5: believe in judging people. Like I'm really religious.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't even, she was so trying to get
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  Speaker 1: out of this.
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  Speaker 5: It was the best though. She goes, I don't even
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  Speaker 5: go to school on Halloween. And I was like, what?
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  Speaker 5: Did you just say that? And it finally, like I've been,
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  Speaker 5: I'm number 43. So I've had to sit through one
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  Speaker 5: through 42 of people talking about themselves.
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  Speaker 1: And giving excuses.
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  Speaker 5: So I am just like.
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  Speaker 1: You're ready for your moment.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, from the Lone Star State of Texas, I'm juror 43,
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  Speaker 5: Justin Martindale. The case was so boring. I didn't want
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  Speaker 5: anyone to know. What I was on jury duty for.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm glad it's over with. Not my cup of tea.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Britney Spears ran out of gas on the freeway.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, we expected this. It's time.
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  Speaker 1: And, but the way they did it on TMZ, I
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: like got a little more, like I was like, what?
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  Speaker 1: You know, they show a photo of her from like
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  Speaker 1: one of her dancing videos, but close up like deranged eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Britney Spears runs out of gas on freeway. Cops called
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  Speaker 1: to help her out.
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  Speaker 5: Cops? Just get AAA.
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  Speaker 1: So she ran out of gas on the 101 around Balboa.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And then when they found her, like they called the police.
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  Speaker 1: She was in the backseat of a passerby or car,
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  Speaker 1: like another passerby or like came by and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, freaked out and got in the backseat of
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  Speaker 1: the car. And then the cop got in the car
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  Speaker 1: and then someone pushed her car off to the side.
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  Speaker 1: And then they, and then Sam came to the rescue
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my God, there's nothing worse on
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  Speaker 1: the one-on-one or four or five or whatever, where you
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: start to drive to your event. And then all of
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: a sudden you see the cop doing the swirly, swirly, swirly,
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  Speaker 1: slowing down so that everything is stopped. And I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: from what this sounds like, it sounds like everything had
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  Speaker 1: to be stopped. So I'm sure this just came out
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  Speaker 1: earlier today. So I'm guessing like there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people that are like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: I was stuck on the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Look.
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  Speaker 1: Gas is expensive, but also she's probably back in the
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  Speaker 1: conservatory days when she couldn't drive. This didn't happen.
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  Speaker 5: I knew this was going to happen. I knew this
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  Speaker 5: was going to happen because it's like, oh, she's free now.
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  Speaker 5: She can drive. She probably doesn't know how. And then
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  Speaker 5: she just ran out of gas. It was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 5: my car. What do I do?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's like they're in this weird
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: position where like Sam has got to be like, Hey,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to control you from spinning or holding
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  Speaker 1: your naked tits on the beach. You can post whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want and you can drive wherever you want. But
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  Speaker 1: I am going to have one person at the house
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  Speaker 1: just to make sure that your tires are full, that
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  Speaker 1: you're always gassed up. Yeah. Like I do think she–
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  Speaker 1: just one like chill assistant.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all, my car fell asleep. What do I do? I
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  Speaker 5: don't know about this.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: She said her car quit on her.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, my car quit. What do I do? Well, you
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: got that little needle. Oh, I got to look at that.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Have you ever run out of gas?
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: No, but I have a friend, Michaela Gordon, not to
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: mention names.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: She was on American Idol with Carrie Underwood. She hosts
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: a radio show called Channel Q.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: She is notorious for running out of gas. She always
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: takes pictures. She just runs out of gas.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: What do you mean takes pictures of her running out
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: of gas?
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: She'll take a picture of her at the gas station.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: She's like, well, I did it again, you guys. And
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh. And her girlfriend, Lisa, is always there
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: for her to pump the gas. And I'm like, Michaela,
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: you have to fill up the car. That's how it works.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: She's like, I'm so bad at this. So I guess
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: it's a thing.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I have never.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: It terrifies me.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I have only run out of gas once.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: And I've never shared this with my family.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Until now.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: So it's good news that they don't always listen to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the show. So I was doing something at Lisa Vanderpump's house,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: like her podcast or something. And she's up there, like
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: in the hills. And as I was getting there, I
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: didn't notice that I was on empty or whatever. But
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, I can't turn around now. I'll
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: be late. And I wasn't going to be late for
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: the swans and everything. And so then when I left,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, this is like the nearest
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: gas station is like five miles away. It's like been zero, zero, zero.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, what am I gonna do? So I,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and it stopped. It quit. It quit on me.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Your car quit?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my God. So now I'm
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: like off of like Coldwater Canyon in the Hollywood Hills
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: or Beverly Hills Hills. And I'm like, okay, if I
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: call Peter, I'm never going to hear the end of it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And I think I looked at where Drake was like
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: on his location because he would come and keep it
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: a secret, but he was too far away. So I
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: call my friend Krista, you know, Krista. And I was like,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: she's so nice. She lives around here. And she goes, well,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: press that button in your car. You have a BMW, right?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I go, yeah. Like an OnStar, but for a BMW.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I never pressed it. And all of a sudden the
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: person just comes on and they're like, yeah, we'll come
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: bring you gas. I'm like, how much does it cost?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It's part of your thing. I mean, if you abuse it,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: but I think you can use it like twice a
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: year without anybody. And they came and they filled up
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: my tank. I mean, I had to wait like 45 minutes,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: but that's it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Wow. Uber gas. Who knew?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Who knew?
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: That's so funny. I could just see you like, hello?
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: But does Brittany not have that? Is she just driving
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: around in some jalopy?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think she had Krista to call.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: No, she didn't have Krista. She doesn't have a Krista.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Because I would not have known to do that. Because
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't have AAA. And you kind of
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: don't really need... If you have an up-to-date car that
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: you maybe are leasing... like ask about it. Cause you, you,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: no offense to AAA, you might not need AAA. You
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: might just, that's your emergency.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Did they say hello, Heather? Was it like really like
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: in the future?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I was just like, okay, like
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm so, I'm so happy that like, this is going
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: to come. Well, good luck to you, Brittany. I mean, yeah.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Bless.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Bravo con is here, you guys. And there's more than
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: a hundred stars who will be there. when tickets go
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: on sale, did we find out when the tickets are
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: going on sale? Annie?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I think they're on sale. The good news is I
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: will be in New York city as well. Oh, yes.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I will be at the Palladium theater, which is right
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: in the time square area, which is where I believe
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: this Bravo con is near to happening. And that is Saturday,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: October 15th, Heather McDonnell.net. Get your tickets. There you go. Um,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I have some Juicy Scoop that was delivered to me
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: by Peter, my husband.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: What?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Look at him, team player.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: And it just came out on People Magazine and I
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: kept it a secret.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Okay. You didn't tell me at all. Okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: So while I was in Ireland, Peter has a friend
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: who actually is living in San Antonio now.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: And he and his girlfriend came and they hung out
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: here and Drake and Brandon said they were real delights.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And they had a lot of fun. And at one point,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: this friend said, I'm friends with Tarek Musso of um,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Heather and Tarek and flip, flip or flop and all that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: And that is Heather Ray from, um, the Netflix show
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: selling sunset. They got married. She's his second wife. And
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, well, we went to the house and
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I met them and I go, did you tell her
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: that you're my husband? Because I've been on her podcast
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: when she had a podcast, she knows who we are.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Like we follow each other and he goes, Yeah, I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think she seems sort of confused. I'm like, yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: this guy like rolling up. Do you have to be like,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you know, Heather McDonald from Juicy Scoop? Like, say it. Anyway,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: he's like, he goes, don't say anything, but she's pregnant.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: So they just announced it today that she's pregnant.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: So Peter knew before the rest of the world did.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Peter knew before People Magazine knew.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Wow, Peter.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And I knew. And I just want you to know
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: when people meet me out for dinner and they go,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: this is not for Juicy Scoop, it will not be
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: for Juicy Scoop.
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• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:33
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• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:50
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• 21:52
  Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: home dad. What happens next?
• 21:55
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• 21:57
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• 22:02
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• 22:04
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• 22:05
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• 22:08
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• 22:09
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• 22:10
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• 22:12
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• 22:17
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• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I kept it a secret, but happy for them.
• 22:31
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• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Um, speaking of selling sunset, the little Oppenheimer Jason that
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: was with Chris shell.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: For that hot two episode stint. Yes.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: He found some new model. You can see she is very,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: her name is Mary Lou and she's very tall and thin.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's a big one. Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: There's a photo of them together. And, um, She's even
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: taller than Chrishell in heels.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: How tall is she? I mean, how tall is he?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say he's like five, four, five, four,
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: like five, five, six.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: No, he's absolutely not five, six.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: If your last name is Oppenheimer, like you're like, you
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: have a Shire somewhere. Like that's like Hobbit adjacent.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I think, I think if he's, I think he's 5'3 barefoot.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: 5'3 barefoot.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: With like nice shoes and lifts and Tom Cruise like
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: cobbler working on it. I would say he could pass
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: for 5'6.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say 5'6.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: When he's all like done up.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I'll say 5'6.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: But he doesn't have a pompadour hairdo like you either.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Like he's bald on top of being. So I'm like
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: he is the size that he is.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: I think he's 5'6 with a good wedge. He's probably
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: like 5'8. They're 5'5 and 5'6.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: One is bigger. What? Yeah. Imagine one got like all
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the nutrients in the womb.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what happened.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Like twins.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: The other one barely survived. He was almost eaten.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: The other one quit. The other one quit.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I'm always obsessed with twins that absorb their twin.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: It's my favorite thing.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Did you remember that one kid in India where the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: legs were coming out of its stomach?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: No. Why was I supposed to?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was a pretty big story.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: You know how I feel about cricket people. I don't
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: like it. I don't like it one bit.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: There was a kid in India that clearly absorbed his
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: own twin. Okay. But the twin continued to grow in
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: his stomach. Okay. And so he had, like, an expanded
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: stomach with two, like, legs coming out of it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: So he had four legs? Is he going to be
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: on Dancing with the Stars?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they were, like, very little legs. I think
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: they eventually, like, someone saw it and was like, I
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: will help you, like, remove this twin tumor.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: He should be on Dancing with the Stars, India. That's
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: a mean foxtrot.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: That's, like.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: That's a good one. Wait, so he's 5'6? You said
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: he's 5'6? So we were close. Yeah. And she looks
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: like she's like 5'11, 5'10, 5'11. I mean, she's loving life.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: She's going to get a real estate license. William White,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: who was a TikTok sensation during the height of TikTok COVID.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Did Mandy's cover, right?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did like 70 songs. Rob Lowe. And he
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: looked very 70s, early 80s. And he was gorgeous. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: he was from Canada. And he would lip sync these songs,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: which he didn't do really well.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: He wasn't a good lip syncer.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: But no mom cared.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Every mom was wet that summer.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Yes. Including myself. So I reached out to him.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: William Wett.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: And I believe his manager was like a juicy scooper.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: And so he hooked it up. And we did a Zoom.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And he was such a young, innocent kid. It was
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a quick interview. There wasn't that much to get into.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But he was like, it made me appreciate where I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: live because he was in Canada and he's like, so
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: where you live, you live in LA? And I go, yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: And he goes, so you see palm trees?
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, we do. Why don't I
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: appreciate these palm trees more? Like sometimes you need somebody
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to be like so excited to go where you live.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Just a sweet youth.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And I go, listen, when you come out here, we're
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: going to like go and, you know, go look at
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: palm trees.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Did you do that?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Did you fulfill your end of the agreement, Heather?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I kind of wondered why I was never seeing him
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in my feed or anything because I follow him.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: He vanished for a bit.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He did, and now he's spoken.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: He said, hey, guys, I want to be honest and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: share something that's very important to me, but I don't
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: want anyone to worry. I have an addiction to weed,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: which has been making me depressed for many years now.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I'm normally a happy guy, but it's been hard for
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: me knowing I'm battling addiction. Today I made the decision
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to go to rehab for a month It's been really hard,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm less stressed now that I've made the decision
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to better my life. I want to thank all of
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you for being in my life and making it such
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a great experience. I've never had so many people there
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: for me, loved ones. Thank you. I'm ready for this journey.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Love you, blah, blah, blah. You know, I'm going to
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: take this month to just wait. Love you all so much.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And the statement of the month is focus on you, heart. Now,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I know that they film intervention videos. still, but in Canada.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Intervention Canada. I, they don't.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Call it intervention Canada. They just call it intervention, but
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: it's all in Canada because I think there's some legality
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: or something that we can't do here anymore.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Cause it's like, you know, I thought it was a franchise.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's like the ultimate surprise party that nobody wants,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: you know? Like, so I mean, every time I've, it's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: like gone away, it's come back. It's on 80, but
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I always feel like the last, whatever few years I've seen,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: it's always in Canada. I want, that would be amazing.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: If he was featured on the Canadian intervention. But when
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I said this to you, it bothered you.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: It did.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Not because you were thinking about William White, because you said,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that's not true. No one can be addicted to weed.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes, they can.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Just outed.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Dr.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Drew told me that you absolutely can. And you know
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: who was addicted to weed?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Who was addicted to weed?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Julia Roberts' brother, Eric Roberts, when he was in the Dr. Drew...
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: rehab house, it was about weed. And he said, absolutely.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I've always said it. If I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: put vodka in my orange juice every morning, you'd say
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm an alcoholic.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: No, I'd say you're having a fun summer.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: If it's not a vacation. But I mean, yes, there
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: are a lot of people that are functioning alcoholics, and
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I believe that there's a lot of people that can
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: function having pot throughout the day.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Cheech and Chong. It worked for them.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: It really did. But apparently it's not working for William White.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: So it can't work for everybody. Some people can. Some people,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: they realize it's an issue.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Well, can I just say this? I know a lot
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: of people who partake in marijuana usage and cannabis use,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: and I just think this is going to give that
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: a stigma because I do feel like there's a lot
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: of medicinal qualities of cannabis and cannabis. cannabinoid usage and
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: i just think that this is how old is he
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: he's like.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: 21 he's 21 he's not that famous if it was
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: not that famous if it was like justin bieber saying
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: i get depressed from weed then this would be a bigger.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Discussion i think this was a 21 year old kid
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: who smokes weed all day and does tiktoks and his
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: parents were like get a job and he can't because
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: he's got uh marijuana in his system And so his
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: parents were like, stop smoking weed and get a job, William.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: And he's like, oh, I need rehab. And I think
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: that's what he's so used to just. smoking weed and
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: doing TikToks that the TikTok fame has kind of worn
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: off a little bit. Everyone's like seeing it. He's not
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: that good of a lip syncer.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Also, he's really good looking, but he told me that
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: his modeling agencies were like, you need to work out.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Like you're good looking, but you need to really work
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: out and everything. So maybe that's another part of where
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: he's like, you know what? I do want better. I
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: have to get clean.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: You eat Cheetos.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Twitter is suing Elon Musk because he's backed out of
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the $ 44 billion merger of him buying Twitter. Now, some
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: of the comments and conspiracy, whatever, believes that this might
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: have been his plan all along, so that in a lawsuit,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: they'll have to expose whether, in fact, they have bots
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: and all that, which he has accused Twitter of having.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Ooh, okay.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And then he never really intended to buy it. He
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: just wanted to expose Twitter for the reasons he doesn't
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: like Twitter.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: So.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: He said he was going to buy it and then
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: he was like, just kidding. And Twitter was like, we're
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: going to sue you because you said you were going
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: to buy it?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we planned on it and we, you know.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: What is that? Can't Twitter just be like, all right,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: back to business?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what it's like when you
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: make a $ 44 billion purchase of a Twitter. You have
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: a boat. I know how it works with a house. Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And with a house, you make an offer and there
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: are certain deadlines and there's a point where if you
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: back out, they're going to keep the deposit. Even then,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: it can be somewhat– because the legality, people sometimes go, okay,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: we're going to give it back to you anyway. Let
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: us– whatever. But I don't know. So there you go.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I guess we'll have to wait and see.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Like, I honestly don't care.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I'm barely on Twitter. I feel like you know more
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: about this than I do. Doja Cat, she lost 200,000
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Instagram followers, which to someone who has like 50, I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: don't know how many she has. That sounds like nothing
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to me, to someone like her. After slamming Stranger Things
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: star Noah for sharing private DMs, I know this story.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: So what happened is she DMed this other cast member
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to say, I'm hot for... The other guy in the show.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Eddie.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: The guy who plays Eddie Munster. Not Eddie Munson.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Munson.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Eddie Munson. Yes, who's very attractive.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: What does HMU mean? She wrote... Hit me up?
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Noah, can you tell Joseph to hit me up? She DMed. Wait, no.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Does he have a GF? Okay.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Girlfriend.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I know what that means. He wrote LMAOO. What does
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that mean? Laugh my ass off off. Laugh my ass
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: off off. slide into his DMs. She says, IDK, that
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: means I don't know, his IG, meaning Instagram or Twitter.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a DM, direct message, to slide in.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And then he then sent the guy's Instagram. He then
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: shared that on a TikTok and, you know, did a
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: little fun thing out of it. So then she got
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: all upset, went on and was like, you know, screw him.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Why would he do that? I think eventually she was like,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: all right, actually, I feel badly. He's 17. I shouldn't be.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what the outrage was. Everyone was just like,
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: why are you sliding into a 17-year-old's DMs looking for
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: a hookup?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: But she wasn't looking up to hook up with him.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Well, wait, but I mean, still, she's like, hey, I'm
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: trying to get your friend that you've worked with to
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: hit me up and hook up with me. I had
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: a conversation about this with another comic over the weekend.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: And he said, he goes, I think this is when
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: she realized she was famous.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: When you realize that like, hey, you're a little too
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: famous to be doing what other people are doing because
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: this might happen. And I was like, interesting.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go back to the olden days where you'd have
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: your agent reach out. Like, that's what you're paying this
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: guy for. You have an agent or a PR person say, hey,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: see if so-and-so from Stranger Things is a fan of mine.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: And if you'd ever want to come to like a
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: party or like, you do something kind of, you don't
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: do a one-on-one date. You have your agent, listen to me, Doja,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you have your agent call, like find his agent and say, hey,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: talk to Joseph. Doja is like such a fan of
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Stranger Things. She's having a small get-together with some other
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: musicians and in Malibu, at her house, Sunday at 7.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: See what happens. Let us know if he and a
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: friend would like to come. Then it's casual. Then they
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: can have drinks. And if there's real chemistry there, it's
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: not this DM, let's meet on the side and screw.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Don't make it weird.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Just even for a real relationship, that's what you should
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: try to do.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: But also in, I forget what his name, Noah? Is
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: his name Noah? The kid who plays Will?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, the one that she's, Noah Schnapps.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Noah Schnapp.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: What if he drinks?
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: So he, that's, I kind of feel, would you say
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: his name is Schnapps? What if he drinks?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: It is Schnapps. Schnapps? I mean, isn't that how you
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: spell Schnapps, like the drink?
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, go on.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Like peach, like a peach Schnapps. Like a peach Schnapps.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: So he's a 17-year-old kid. Imagine being a 17-year-old kid
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: and like Doja Cat DMs you. I'm sure he's like, whoa,
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: this is the coolest thing ever, you know.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: And I think that's what it was.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm going to put this on TikTok because look,
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Doja Cat talked to me on Instagram. And she's like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: how dare you? Like you're 25 years old or however
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: old she is. But it's just like, you can't do that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: But also those are the hot TikToks when people like
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: reveal celebrity stuff, whether they were mean to them when
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: they ran into them in a bathroom or they gave
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: a great tip or they didn't give a good tip.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: It's all that kind of stuff. So he was like, yeah, anyway.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: So people will come back. I really think someone's going
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: to hold on.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Who cares?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift got engaged to Joe Alwyn over the holidays.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: So they've been keeping it secret for five months. Who
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: is this guy? She's been dating him for like.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they've been dating for a hot minute.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I know, but what's his story?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: I wish I could tell you. I'm that much of
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: a Taylor Swift.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: He's from London.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's probably some like Prince Charming in training in London.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Probably an heir to something. Let me see what he looks.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, they look like they're cute. And I hope
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: that she does a big shebang wedding. She will. I
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: hope she reenacts Madonna and Sean Penn. And I hope
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: helicopters are... Oh, there's going to be choppers up in
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the sky. It's going to be some Nashville into.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: The woods like... She should. She's going to have... Because her.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: First thought is probably let's make it really private and
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. I say don't, Taylor.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Don't.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: This is what everyone wanted. When is Taylor Swift going
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: to get married? And you better stay married because then
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: she's going to have the Biggest divorce album of all time.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Which, yeah, or not.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Or it could be great.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: I think it's going to be very, it's going to
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: be folksy.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's going to be outdoors.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: What if she.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Just does a whole album of songs about like picking
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: your bridesmaids and one girl's a bitch.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Something borrowed, something blue, something old, something new.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Something like that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: It's going to be the wedding album. We're going to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Nash Vegas, but my friend's complaining. Everyone needs to pay $ 1, 142
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: for the weekend.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Destination wedding to Nashville. I think it's going to be
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: country enough, but it'll be rocker enough, I think. I
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: think we're definitely going to get some celebs, like Selena
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Gomez will be a bridesmaid for sure.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Who else?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Will it be a bigger wedding than Teresa Giudice?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: I think it's going to be, she's going to have
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: a Nashville, she will do a traditional Nashville bridal shower.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I say, girl, you've waited this long. Do it all.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Don't make it secret. Go big. Have four dresses. Have
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: it be a three-day affair. And be the bride. Do it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: What's the wedding dress going to be? Is it going
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: to be over the top or do you think she's
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: going to keep it real modest?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: All right. It just came in my head. Mark this
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: down as a prediction.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Juicy scoop prediction.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Here she goes.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: She's flipped the hair.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: It is scalloped lace off the shoulder, but like at
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the top of the shoulder.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Long sleeves that go all the way down to gloves.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Yes. Okay.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: And it comes like sweetheart neckline comes in at the waist,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: goes out long ass train. It's all tool lace, lace,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: but it goes out a little bit. All lace. The
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: next dress for dinner is a, Caroline Kennedy. No, like
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: what she wore, which is just white satin.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm seeing satin as well.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Slick, like just a slick thing.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Slick and modest.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Then for the dancing, a sexy little number that she
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: pairs with cowboy boots. A short dress that she pairs
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: with like diamond cowboy boots.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: Like studded.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: That's fun. And then the last look when the In-N-Out
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: truck comes in. Is just the white velour juicy sweats
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: that she and all her girls get to wear. Yeah.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, a wool.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. I'm going to say like a cashmere
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: crop top with sweatpants.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that style of it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be the velour from 2000.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: It'll be like a cashmere crop top. Good for us.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Pete Davidson, he added jasmine to... But he
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: added Jasmine and Aladdin tattoos dedicated to his and Kim's
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: first kiss as tattoos.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And we see that the Hulu show is coming back
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: in September. And one of the scenes is... you want
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to jump in the shower with yeah hey babe want
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: to jump in the shower with me really quick and
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: he throws his phone and runs i call bullshit that
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: was set up oh for sure no nobody in this
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: world No matter whether you're four or 94, throws their
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: phone up. I don't care how rich you are.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: No, that's the hackiest cornball move. Like, was that sound effect?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was almost like an old sitcom. Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, you got it, babe. He also went on Kevin
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Hart's show.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And said the one thing that he wants in life,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I think he comes out tomorrow, is to be a dad.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: So prolonging the rumors of will they have a kid together,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: him and Kim.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Who can't?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Like, stop it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I do. I'm talking about it. So I think now,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think he loves the fame. And so anyway,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: somebody reminded me, wrote me and said, I just think
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: it's so crazy that That for a very long time,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: he was in a committed relationship with Larry David from
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Curb Your Enthusiasm's very funny, smart, intelligent, non-influencer celebrity daughter. Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: And they broke up, and that's when he went on
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: to the Ariana Grande, the Kate Beckinsale, and now the
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. Oh, the Kaya Gerber.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Was in there.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: The Kaya Gerber.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: And it's like, wow. They were just two kids that
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: were into comedy. That were in their 20s for all
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: these years, and she just must be like, all right.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I told you I know she's got embryos
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: with Kanye still, but I'm sure she has separate eggs
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: because a smart girl like that would go– Don't inject
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: them all with Kanye's sperm. Save a couple eggs for,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: you know, my next husband. So those eggs will then
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: get with him. And I do believe they will either
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: discuss it a lot. That's what we're going to see
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: in the September Hulu series. But I mean, I think
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: she might. If they're still together by Christmas, I do
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: think there'll be a baby cooking in someone.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Good God. They're like octopuses. You know like when octopuses
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: lay all those eggs? That's what I see. Just like,
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: I've got all these eggs in my cove.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Do you think they're going to procreate? One kid.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: How long have they been dating?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Perez Hilton thinks that she'll have twins with him. But twins,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you have to be very... Nowadays, you actually put in
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: two embryos if you want twins. Unless she puts in
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: one and it actually splits, which is so rare that happens.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: There's going to be some haunted looking babies.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: Like a pair of dolls in an old Victorian attic.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I always said my other prediction is that her mom
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: has six kids.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: And Courtney has three. So she already beat Courtney in
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: having the most, four. But I did always think if
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: she was going to stay with Kanye and because she
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: had all the embryos and she didn't have to carry
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: them and whatever, that she would have like seven. She'd
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: succeed her mom. So I'm not going to be surprised
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: if she does... have a surrogate type baby that will
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: be biologically hers and Pete's in the next year.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm hoping it's twins because we definitely, definitely need
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: villains for the Kardashians next generation spinoff. So like when
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: North and all of them get of age, then we
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: have the Pete Davidson, the twins and they're like, hello, Chicago.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Saint. Yeah. Yes.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Because I definitely think like Pete's kids, they would have
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: like weird enough names.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: And very much like her mother, her mother had four
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: with Robert.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: And then Kendall and Kylie with her second husband. And
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of people, when they have a big break
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: like that, like the age break, which now the younger
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: one is maybe like three or four. It's not a
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: huge break, but like, let's say they have that. Maybe
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the psalm will be like four or five when they
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: have their twins. They want to have two together because
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: they're like, well, one has to have a friend. It
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: can't just be this. It's alone. So she might say, yes,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: let's put the two best embryos in this girl who's
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: going to walk around.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Speaking of BBLs and the girls, as you know, their
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: asses are going down. They're becoming skinny, white, blonde sorority
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: girls from the 90s is the look that's happening now.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: But James Charles didn't get that memo. He is the
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Huge YouTube makeup guru guy that wears makeup. He is
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: still a guy, but he's wearing a bathing suit and
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: he got a BBL.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, here he is problematic as is.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Why is he so problematic? Has he done a Doja
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Cat show? With some young boys that are not 18, correct?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: And he kind of got canceled there for a bit
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: because of it. And he was saying a lot of
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: like lewd things to young boys on TikTok and Instagram.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: I'm still amazed that he's got such a following still.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: It kind of just kind of, I guess, got swept
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: under the rug.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't keep up with James Charles.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Well, this got 1.1 million likes on his TikTok, his BBL.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: It's very strange to look at. Like, just go back.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Because you said he looked like a centaur, right?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Well, it is an interesting look when someone is still
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: got a traditional male chest and abs.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: But then has added hips.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Another body at the bottom.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Hips and a female bottom.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Like a horse person. Like, it is weird. Like, if
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: you covered the top, I would have thought, like, oh,
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: that's– I'm sure I would have been like, oh, that's Kylie.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Kylie had a male makeup artist that was featured a
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: lot with her. And I would– somehow was following it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: And it was a male that wore a lot of
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: makeup and everything. And then he– I saw him in, like,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: a one-piece bathing suit. And he still didn't have boobs,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: but he had added hips. He had completely Kylie's hips
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: and butt. And Kylie's now face. Because when you're around
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: them so much, you're just like constantly like, yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: That's so weird to me. And also I feel like,
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: like you said, like if he's like an influencer, like
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: shouldn't you keep up with the trends? Like the big
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: butts are slowly coming out or like going away.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's had the butt for a while, but like
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad that the flat ass is making a comeback.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: It's a new butt. She said it's a new butt,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: so whatever.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: It is a new butt. You're glad that flat asses
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: are back. You guys, flat asses are in?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: They're not really back, but I'm going to make it happen.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Fun times. Yes. Justin. Yes. Tell everybody you have your
• 46:37
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• 47:27
  Speaker 1: If You Can Make It at my New York show,
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  Speaker 1: October 15th. And I'm going to have more shows coming.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Justin will be joining me on some.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Hopefully I'll be. I keep saying I'm going to announce it,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: but it's just been really hard to nail down these things.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: But they're coming. They're coming this fall, and there'll be
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: several of them. And they will be live Juicy Scoops
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  Speaker 1: with a little bit of everything, stories, improv, guests, audience participation.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: It's going to be very fun. So if you saw
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  Speaker 1: either of us last year, it will be a completely
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Love you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And now I have even more hilarious, fun topics and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: juicy stories that I did with your other favorite, Chris Frangiolla.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: A woman ended up in a wheelchair after holding in
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: farts around her boyfriend. Did you hear about this?
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: No.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: So she's an influencer. That's a great story.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: And first when I heard about it, I really thought
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: she was like paralyzed. No, but she had such incredible
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: abdominal pain that she did. But then she, now that
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: the farts are let out, but she's apparently really held
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: her farts for so long. And then they've looked into
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: other stories where women that, won't fart or won't and
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: then drake then brandon said well you know elvis um
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: died on the toilet because he had four months of
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: shit in him i go where did you hear that.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Well john wayne too they say john wayne how would you.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Know that elvis had four months of shit stuffed up there.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: I didn't hear four months but i did hear that
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: elvis suffered from it what's called an impacted colon Oh.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: And yes.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I never knew that he was actually trying to take
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: a shit from like eating too many peanut butter mayonnaise sandwiches.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I thought he just was on the toilet and had
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: a heart attack on the toilet.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I believe. Because he was trying to push out a
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: shit so hard.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: No, I think he was doing drugs in the bathroom
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: and just happened to be near it. From what I gather,
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: I could be wrong.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Can you believe he was only 42?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: I know. It's shocking. Or 43 or something.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: There you go. Brittany Brout. Four months of poo in there.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then John Wayne, it said, John Wayne didn't
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: go by months. He went by pounds.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: I heard John Wayne had 50-something pounds.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Do you think they're going to have, is that a
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Baz Luhrmann song? Are they going to talk about that
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: in the movie, the Elvis movie?
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: I got a hunk of hunk of shit inside me.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Britney is out there. Seriously, the brown pumps are like
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: never going away.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know. She's on a vacation again, I guess Hawaii.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Another vacation?
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like she's rolling around in
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: the water a lot.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And anyway, she said, America has done a wonderful
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: job at humiliating me. Britney Spears claims that documentaries and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: specials made about her life. So someone asked her something,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about the documentaries? And she said,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: it didn't help. They humiliated me even more. And then
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: she went on to say, never in my life have
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I been picked up when I've landed from a plane
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: in a golf cart. And when I first read that,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I thought. Is she saying, you know how she's also
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: been like, I couldn't have a Jack and Coke after
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: a show and I couldn't have a massage. So I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, are you saying like you never got
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: that special treatment of a golf cart picking you up
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: like a VIP? No, she's saying she's only had private
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: cars pick her up until now. And she believes that
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: America has sent the golf cart so that we can
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: see her and take photos of her and humiliate her
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: that she's in a golf cart when other stars are
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: in closed cars.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Poor girl. Yeah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: I mean, I feel like that's the least of her
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: problems is the way she gets from a plane.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: She's got, yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, and the topics are as weird as ever.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: And she's just dancing around. She's still in the Cheesecake
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Factory house. I heard that she sold it. Maybe she didn't.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard she sold it, too. I heard she
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: was moving to another house in the same area, Thousand Oaks.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: I loved it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: There was a Juicy Scooper who did an Airbnb, and
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: it kind of looked like Britney's, so she was dancing around.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: That is pretty great if your entryway looks just like that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: It's just got a very cold feel to it. The
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: tile floors just don't do anything for me. But I
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: guess from spinning, it's great. It's great for the spinning.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: And then she talked about how, like Annie was showing
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: me something. She was on vacation. She took a photo
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: of a baby. And she writes this long thing about
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: how this baby, she held this baby for so long.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: People probably didn't know if she would give the baby back.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: And then she just ends it with like, but the
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: baby's still emailing me. Oh, I don't know if she's
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: like joking. Anyway, that's what she's doing.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: People.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Um, okay. So Elon Musk quietly welcome twins, except that
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: everyone wrote about it with Siobhan Zs, one of his
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: top executives late last year. Um, so we're just finding
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: out about now, I guess that is kind of quiet.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: So according to court documents obtained by the outlet, he, um,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: so he's, okay.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: That's his 10th kid. Now I heard. No, Yeah, with
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: the twins.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: It made 10. He's 36. And he's 51. She's 36.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: And so they did just do a petition to change
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: the twins' names to have their father's last name and
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: contain their mother's last name as part of the middle name.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Do you imagine if you had twins with Elon Musk
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: that you wouldn't have.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Musk be the last name? Yeah, you want Musk to
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: be the last name.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Now, one of his older twins has transitioned to a
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: girl and changed her name. But took Musk off of it.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with her father now.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: How old is she? She'll eventually probably want a couple
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: of bucks.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, of course, the Amber Heard baby. There's
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: so many.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Is he the father of Amber Heard's baby?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: We still do not know.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: But so many of them are twins and through in vitro.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: So I feel like, you know, because he has all
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: the money in the world, he's one of those guys
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: that are like... I'll give you the sperm, but let's
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: go to this doctor to make sure that they're genetically
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: perfect as far as disease. I'm not going to have
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: a kid that has some genetic disease or whatever.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't recognize people's faces.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: But apparently he said... The world, right now, there's an
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: underpopulation happening. And so he's like, I encourage all my
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: employees to have a lot of kids, and I will
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: help in any way I can. There'll be benefits to
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: being an employee that has a lot of kids. My
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: mom was actually at the grocery store with the five
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: of us during the 70s. And a woman walked up
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and said, or a man, I don't know if it
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: was a man or a woman, but I remember her
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: telling us, they said, how dare you overpopulate the world
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: like this?
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Wow, because of five.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Because back then in the 70s, there was a lot of,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I guess, propaganda, I don't know what it was, about
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: that we were overpopulating the world. And now they're saying
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: we don't have enough people.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I just don't think we have enough people that want
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: to work. Not to sound like Kim Kardashian, but I
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: think that's it. Do you know that Drake saw a
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: TikTok that said that half the rides at Six Flags
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: in L.A., are closed because they do not have enough
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: people to work the rides.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: That's what he said.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go and find out. I'm like,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that we did all the years. I said
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: to the kids, I go, are we good? Like, do
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: we need to go to Disneyland or magic mountain anymore?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Like now you're kind of, you're old. You're 19, 16. Like,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've, for the last 10 years, I
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: have gone so many times and they're like, no, I
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: don't think we have to go this summer.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I might. I think I'm done. Amusement parks. Probably.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Of all of it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have to go anymore.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: No, because the kids are older.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: And we've done it all.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: We've done it all.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: We've done Universal a shit ton of times, especially when
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: we worked there. We got those passes.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to be able to go in.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Magic Mountain, the hurricane. We did Disneyland so many times.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like we... We've, I mean, now if they go,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: maybe they'll like go with girlfriends when they're older, but
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think I ever have to go ever again.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: I went.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Until I have grandchildren.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: I just went to Universal and it was fun with
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: my daughter. You know, she's young, so she liked the
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: Minions and stuff.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: We didn't really go on rides. We just see. Walk around.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: It was $ 750 to look at a, you know, Beetlejuice.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: And then we tried to take a picture with Frankenstein,
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: the guy who plays Frankenstein.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: My daughter doesn't even know who Frankenstein is, but he
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: was tall. She's like, who's that? I said, oh, it's Frankenstein.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: He'll take a picture.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: And he was gesturing to my daughter, who's three, to
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: put her mask on. We didn't even have a mask.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: And he was going, but he was doing it in Frankenstein.
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: And he's like, but yeah, he was, he was gesturing
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: for the mask. And I didn't know, I thought he
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: was just doing Frankenstein stuff. He would not take the
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: picture without the mask.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Because your two-year-old is going to get through his actual mask.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: He had a mask on.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: He had a real mask on. That is so funny.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, so I guess we can't do it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the, so we just didn't get
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: the picture.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Isn't it interesting that no one is talking about vaccines?
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Well, I heard a new one's coming.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, a new one's coming?
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: I read something. Monkeypox. Be careful. It's all over New York. Monkeypox.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I heard monkeypox was making its way at a lot
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: of pride parades, unfortunately.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they said some guy had a bathhouse. Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: Somebody in a bathhouse had a bunch of monkeypox sex.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Now everyone's got, it just bumps. It's just like skin stuff.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: It goes away in a couple of weeks.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Peter has all these little bumps around his ankles. He
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: told me it was fleas, but now I'm wondering.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: He's riddled with monkeypox. Oh, my God. Now I got it.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Peter's riddled with monkeypox.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Fleas wait i don't know which one's worse that he
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: has fleas or monkey pox i don't.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Know at our house he thought that somehow the dog
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: like where he works out on this grass in our
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: backyard he was getting him he's very susceptible to skin diseases.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Too sure sure yeah yeah but i mean okay.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know he was.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Okay um Anyway, so Nick Cannon, of course, has nine kids.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: And then they were tweeting, he and Elon Musk were
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: tweeting that.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: And then Meghan McCain got in it and was like,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: how is this funny? You're cute. What?
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Like people are mad at people who have a lot
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: of kids. I guess some people have a lot of kids,
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: some people don't. I mean- Yeah, the world's overpopulated depending on.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Where you go.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. He said it's not.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: It's underpopulated.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: Elon Musk says that.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Musk says right now it's underpopulated. We need to have
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: more people.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: Los Angeles is too populated, but then other cities aren't.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: But if you're creating cars that are driving themselves, what
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: kind of jobs are these people going to have? If
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: we're making robots do everything, do we need them?
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Army Hammer will do everything. Army Hammer's working six jobs
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: right now. Can we celebrate that?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Can I tell my story?
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course you can.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: There's hot Broadway news. I'm here to report the hot
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Broadway news.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: And now for juicy scoop from Broadway, our correspondent, Christopher Frangiola. Christopher,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: tell us what's going on in Broadway.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Hi, Heather. Here on the Great White Way to give
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: you the glow down on all things Broadway. Beanie Feldstein.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Feldstein?
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Yes. You've heard of her?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: She is the sister of Jonah Hill, right?
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Can you look that up? And why don't they have
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: the same last name?
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Are they like Charlie Sheen and.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Emilio Estevez.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they choose.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: kept the Jewish name and he went for like something
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: more fun.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: Maybe. But she's Beanie Feldstein. I had no idea that
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: they were brother and sister. But you might be right.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: But anyway, the story is.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, continue.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: She's in a Broadway show called Funny Girl.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: They are brother and sister.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: That was what Barbra Streisand made famous the movie, right?
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was a huge Broadway show. Everybody's excited
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: about it.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Is she that funny?
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Well, apparently not because she's leaving the show early, a
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: couple of months early or a couple of weeks early,
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: which is unheard of in Broadway world to leave your
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: contract early. The only other time it was done was
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: when Jeremy Piven, I don't know if you remember years ago,
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: Left a Broadway show early because he said he had
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: poisoning from eating too much sushi.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, I remember that juicy scoop.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like he had iron poisoning from eating
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: too much sushi.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Well, poor Erika Jayne. She was going to be the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: lead in Chicago. Roxy Hart. Remember, like Roxy Hart, everybody,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: every celebrity. Yeah. You know who they did that to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: with 20 years ago? Do you know who kept in Greece?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You guys.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Peter Pan.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: You've got to stop talking.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: And the walking. Like, just get on a scooter and leave.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. It's amazing.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe we want to keep that in. Let people know
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: how real my life is.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: So real.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Wait, was Grease Rizzo?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Rosie did it. Brooke Shields did it. They could look
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: like everybody that was popular in TV and threw them
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: as Rizzo.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Before that, it was Peter Pan. And it would always
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: be a woman playing Peter Pan.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Like a 45-year-old woman had to play Peter Pan.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Sandy Duncan. Sandy Duncan was the best at it. She
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: had a glass eye, you know.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Every time Sandy Duncan would come on TV, my mother
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: would go, you know, she has a glass eye.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: And I was like, what?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Is that even true? I think my mom was obsessed
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: with the Chittaglass, too. Also, you know, why was, you know,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: like nowadays, everyone's so mad if any actor is playing
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: anything that they don't identify as in real life. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: it's called fucking acting. Right. Like, so if you're... So
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I've noticed that now that there's so many roles, they
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: got to have a non-binary team in every show. And
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: there's a few actors whose offsprings are now identifying as non-binary.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's pretty great because the pool is
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: pretty small.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: So those kids are working a lot because it's like
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: now a normal, not a normal, sorry, but a kid
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: that identifies as just a cis male.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: They don't want him playing cis. a non-binary they.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Got it, got it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'm like, so technically that was wrong
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: about Peter Pan.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Peter Pan was the first.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: That a 45-year-old woman was playing a 14-year-old. But nowadays
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: it'd be like, but does this actor really fly?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: And does he identify as a boy for the rest
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: of his life?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Otherwise we can't have him.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I always found it. I went to see recently,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: at Christmas time, a ballet version of The Nutcracker and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: it's all adults.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Playing like the kid roles because they're better dancers or whatever.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: And it was very creepy.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: They would dress like, you know, kids with lollipops and stuff,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: but they were like 35.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: And there's big lollipops.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I was Clara.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: To make them look like kids. In Nutcracker?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And my sister wanted the role. Shannon, this was
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the only mean thing that she's ever said to me. Oh.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: And I got it. I couldn't believe I got it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't even, I was like, who gets a role?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Is it like a ballet though?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we had other girls dancing and I just
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: was doing the acting part.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe I got it because I was
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: like a freshman. And she goes, there's one reason why
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you got that. She goes, there's two reasons why you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: got that part. I go, what? She goes, she points
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: to because I had a fat face. Because you look younger.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Because you have such a fat cabbage patch face.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: But I totally took you off track. Why is Bernie Beanie?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I was going to call it Bernie. Why? She's leaving
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the production early.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Well, she wrote yesterday that the production is going in
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: a different direction.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: And then today they announced that the new role will
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: be played, Funny Girl and I will be played by.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: Lea Michele from Glee.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Glee.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: And so, you know, and she doesn't have a great reputation,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: Lea Michele. So some people have rumors that she campaigned
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: for the role, stealing it from Beanie Feldstein. But there's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: also other people saying that Beanie Feldstein just wasn't selling tickets,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: you know? Not that I don't think Lea Michele is
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: going to sell tickets either, but maybe more.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Beanie was Monica Lewinsky.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: In the impeachment, which I'm shocked just did not get
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the buzz. But I have a reason. I know why
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: it didn't get the buzz. I think a show like that,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: being that it was released once a week, I think
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: younger people did not find it that juicy.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: And also, there's so much TV right now, it's hard
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: to keep up.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I think, though, that I found it interesting because we
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: lived through it, but I find that younger people do
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: not care about sex scandals.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Because there's so much sex in their life and it's
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: so out there. That then something like that, the president
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: having an affair with an intern and how much it
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: shocked us living through it, they're kind of like, who cares?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: All my friends are sugar babies. All my friends are
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: blowing 50-year-old men for a purse. Why is it such
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a big deal? They're just like, I don't need to
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: wait every week to watch this. I think that's why
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: it didn't do that well. But I thought she was
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: really good in it. I loved her in it.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: She's good in stuff. I've seen her in other stuff.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: You know, if someone asked me would I ever want
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: to do Broadway?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Would you? Eight shows a week.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. It's like not a dream
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: of mine, I don't think.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. I mean, it's been so long
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: since I've done like an actual play. Yeah. The last
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: thing I did was sketches at the Groundlings Theater where
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I'd have to hear my cue and be waiting and
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: hit my mark and everything. I don't know. I don't
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: think I really... I guess if the opportunity really came up,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I'd have to really think about it. First, I'd have
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: to go see a Broadway play, which I never have. Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm going on.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I've literally never seen a Broadway... I've literally never gone
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: to see a Broadway play. The closest I came was
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: my own performance at Caroline's on Broadway.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: But wait a minute.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Doing stand-up.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: You've seen shows, but not on Broadway.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I've seen plays, but not on Broadway. I've seen things
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: at the Pantages, like we'd go see Sound of Music
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff. Growing up, my mom
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: was very into.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Well, you didn't live in New York, so yeah, that
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: makes a little sense.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't know, like- Wow.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I've seen thousands.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: You said you're seeing one tonight by yourself.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: No, Thursday night. I'm going to see Moulin Rouge at
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: the Pantages by myself.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Moulin Rouge.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You heard me. The amount of times that I've had
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: someone just DM me or tweet and just go, I
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: know Chris is gay.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Why is that? Because I... Well, I know. I went
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: through this a lot.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I know you're not. I know you're not. And I
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: love that you have to just defend it. You shouldn't
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: have to defend it.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: I used to get that a lot in Chelsea Lately. Remember,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: people would always say I was gay in Chelsea Lately.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: And....
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really know why.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Well, she used to always call Joe Coy gay, too.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: I know. It was kind of her shtick.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: It's a little ironic, but yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway. Oh, perfect.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: James Collins passed away. Yes. From The Godfather. Right. I'd
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: always see him at the Playboy Mansion.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: That was his whole thing. Yeah, he said he.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Slept with a lot of women and a lot of hookers,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: but he said he didn't ever have to pay for
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: the hookers. He just gave them cocaine.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. He had a wild life.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I guess hookers really do like cocaine. Anyway, this guy...
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: was in it with him. His name's Gianna Russo. And
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: he said he was rude to him. He was a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: dick on the set of The Godfather. And then many
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: years later, he was producing a movie and James Caan's
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: agent called him up and was like, hey, we'd love
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: to get James Caan to play this role. I mean, he's,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: you know, and he's like, I guess James Caan didn't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: tell you what a dick he was on the set
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: with me. And the agent's probably like, what? And I
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: just thought that was interesting because we always wonder, like,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I was talking about this recently with somebody like, um,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you know, you never know why you're like blackballed or, or,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: or why you can't get on a show. And it
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: can just be one person that was like, you know what?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: In 1997, Chris was, Chris didn't invite me to his
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: party or whatever.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: So I just thought that was, Oh, I agree with that.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: I believe I was, uh, taken off a show for
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: making fun of one of the, yeah.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Recently. Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: You got what taken off a show for what?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: A couple of years ago, one of those shows, I think,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: did we do it together?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: That one where we watched videos with Tyler, the muscular
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: guy who hosts, what's his name?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Terry Crews.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: We watched videos with Terry Crews?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Remember we met with Michael Cox, booked it.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: America's Funniest Home Video. No, Craziest Videos or something.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Were you on it?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe I wasn't on it. But I remember they were
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: Have me back a second time and I saw a
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: writer's name that I had recognized from another show. And
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: I said something along the lines of, is he on
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: this show now? Like, there's no way he'd be on
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: this show.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: Because he was on Family. He was writing on Family Guy.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: And I was like, there's no way he'd be writing on.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: This terrible show.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, you said it like that?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: To the producer.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: And then they never asked you back.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they never asked me back. But I didn't mean
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: it that way, but it came out that way.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, Elizabeth Holmes X. The Theranos executive. You know, Elizabeth Holmes,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: one drop.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: He has been found guilty, too. Oh, so they, um, yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: they're both guilty, uh, on all 12 fraud charges. So
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: she was found guilty six months ago. She has not
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: been sentenced. She got married, had a baby. So, you know,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: she married another super rich guy.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: They always do.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: That's what's going to happen. That's my, my prediction for
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: Amber Heard. You watch in a couple of months. It'll
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: be another rich guy. Probably that guy you saw with
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: the wheelchair and the big yacht. I mean, if it's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: going to be some other rich guy, that's the life
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: she's going to have.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: By the way, somebody sent us a picture.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: I think it was on your Juicy Scoop Facebook page
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: that Amber Heard was on Chelsea Lately.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, probably. I wouldn't be surprised. We always had, like, actresses.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't even realize she was around back then.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Probably. You know, like, yeah, probably. Sure, and she was
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: probably totally excited. She probably watched every night.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: God.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Anyway, they deliberated for five days. This was the guy,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: if you watched the movie, that was like this older
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: guy that she was sexually involved with, and she blamed
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: it all on him, but clearly they were in it together.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: And so, oh my God, they heard from 24 government witnesses.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Each wire fraud count carries a maximum sentence of 20
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: years in prison. And the prosecutors allege that he conspired
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: with Holmes in a decade-long scheme to bilk hundreds of
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: millions of dollars from investors and patients in an effort
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: to keep the struggle company afloat. I wonder how much
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: time they'll get because I feel like, yes, there were
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: a couple people that got the wrong diagnosis and had
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: a really horrible week. Yeah. Because they were told they
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: literally had AIDS and they didn't and stuff like that
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: or cancer.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: That'll do it.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: But the real victims are just these huge rich guys
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: that invested in it.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: And I just don't know that like a jury or
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: even are going to feel like she has to be
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: put away for life for this or him.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Because it's like different than like.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, anyway.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: I think with that, something like that, fraud is fraud.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: No, it is.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying for the amount of time they'll get.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I understand why they're guilty. They're guilty of the crime.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: But like when you think about how much. But they
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: said they invested $ 100 million, and you'd think that they'd
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: be bothered to come to testify, but we didn't hear
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: from them. So they're saying even some of the people
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: that were duped out of the money didn't even bother.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: So they're like, really? Is it that bad of a thing?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: So that's what his people are going to probably defend. Anyway,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: so there you go with that. Let me see if
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: there's anything else. Oh, I'm going to end on this, okay?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this girl from TikTok? The Mormon TikTok girl.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: I've seen her, yeah.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: She's real pretty, and she always sets up her phone
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: and does these dances, just like Britney, but it's a
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: different dance style.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: And she's got long hair, and she's super thin, and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: she's a Mormon, and she was the one that then
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: revealed that she and all her other hot Mormon friends,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: they all have a couple babies, and they're like under 28,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: and they've got like three babies.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: And it's a swinger thing.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they were swingers, and some of the friends
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: were like, no, we didn't, and I couldn't even keep track.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: But she was definitely fucking someone other than her husband,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: and they broke up. And now she is back.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: Her and the husband broke up or her and the
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: guy she was fucking broke up?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Well, she and the husband are definitely broke up. I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: think she was getting, you know. But I heard from
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of people that this is absolutely true with
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: some Mormon people. Because they get married so young, because
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: they are not allowed to, you know, drink or do drugs.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: And that then they're all in the same boat and
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: they all have the same lack of experience. But now
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: they're like adults with a couple bucks. And they're like,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: let's spin the bottle. Let's like dry hump.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Spin the bottle.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I love that one. They literally spin the bottle, like
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: go in a closet and just get to like make
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: out with other people.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: And where's this happening?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: In Utah. Oh, wow. With these Mormons.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: That's.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: And so, but then, you know, you're supposed to, there's
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: rules to it. Just like any swingers, like you got
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: to be in the same room or whatever. And I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: guess she eventually, you know, went off with someone else.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: So now she does this dance. It's like a lot
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: of people are stitching it, meaning they.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: Do it as well.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: So it's one of those things where she's dancing and
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: there's like writing like it. Okay.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: So she, you know, like it'll say like people ask,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: how are you co-parenting your kids? So she points, the
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: music's going and she points and she's like three days on.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've seen those.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Three days off, you know, it's like, what happens on
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: the seventh day and why are you dancing about it?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: And then someone said, Oh my God, some other mom
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: in her TikTok group, they would all use each other
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: as a group, like a collab to get more people
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: to follow all of them. And they all had the
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: long hair and the skinny bodies. One girl, I guess,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: was doing dances about her kid getting chemo. Like, how
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: do you do the chemo? And she's like, go into
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: the doctor's.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, wow.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I just think these people just, they
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: honestly are like, separated from reality somehow. Like they literally
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: don't understand that like not everything has to be a TikTok.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Not everything has to be posted. Right. Oh, there was
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: this horrible thing that someone sent to me, this woman
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: named Drew McCray, and she is some other mom influencer.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: And she was married to this guy. They had a
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: couple of kids and she was like a little bit
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: fuller figured. And she went on this vegan diet, Alkyne diet, whatever,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: and made her husband go on it. And she lost
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: all this weight. And the husband ended up like going
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: into a coma.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: From the diet?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, from the diet.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: And she's filming the whole thing and filming how like
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: she won't let her, the parents come see the husband.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: And he's like a former Marine. And so all these,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: so then I got, went down this rabbit hole of
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: people investigating her. And, but I was like, what? I mean,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: at this point I'm like, is anyone coming over? She's
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: like not feeding her kid. And it was so weird.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just like these, these people just, I think they
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: just get so sucked into this world of like getting
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: the comments and the likes and like dancing around. But
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: she is pretty hot. I will give her that.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: She is pretty hot. I give her that too.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But she does this dance where she's like, like
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: she puts up her like, Kind of like leg. She
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: has a certain style about it with her ass.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: Normally, you know, the Mormons are a little more reserved,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: I guess, I think. Maybe not.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I think they love, I think a lot of
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Mormons love being part of the Mormon religion and they
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: love the routine and how much they do together and like.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: That like, you know, eating an apple and not smoking
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: kind of a life. Yeah. But so then they find
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: a group of people too. They're like, we're not going
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: to have, you know, we're not going to go back
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: to like having polygamous relationships or whatever.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: But if we're all on the same page.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I'd like to make out with someone other
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: than the guy I've been kissing since I was 16,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: I think swinging is, I think it's time to bring,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: we need like a good swinger movie.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: It's called, yeah, soft swinging. I'm completely down for soft swing.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: Soft swing.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Now, what is that?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: That means like first, second base.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Oh. Like maybe not a blow job, but like a
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: nice dry hump. All right. Which is all I like
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: to do anyways, is make out and dry hump.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Now, can I ask you a couple of swinging questions?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Do you mind if I?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: I'm always concerned that do you do it in a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: separate location and you talk about the next day with
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: your significant other or significant other in the room watching?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: Because that is a big, I feel a big difference.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: First of all, I don't think I'm a swinger type
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: at all. It's not something I'd be interested in.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: I think for hardcore swinging couples that are both on
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: the same page and have been successful at it. Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I think they go to the club parties together, and
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: when they meet couples, they have dinner together, and sometimes
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: it's the same room, but maybe it's the same house,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: but they each go to different rooms. And then they
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: go home to their spouse. And they never go out
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: alone with the person that's not their spouse. And I
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: think those are the people that successfully swing into a lifetime.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Of swinging. And then, of course, the pineapple thing is
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: 100% real.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: Because now I can't look at a fucking pineapple without
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: hearing and feeling.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a lot of people that– pineapples
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: are adorable.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: They are. And there aren't a lot of things. Pineapples
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: aren't a lot.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: There are a lot of– There are a lot of
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: pineapple fun drinks.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: A lot of throw pillows at home goods with pineapples.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: We have a little mat here on the house that
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: we're renting. That's a pineapple. Yeah. And I don't think
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: it's anything, but it's a beach house.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Just a coincidence.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Beaches and pineapples go together.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Pineapples have been around a long time. Everyone loves pineapples.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I mean, I definitely also, it definitely is absolutely.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: There's always been a sexual connotation to the pineapple because
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: before the swinging thing, which I believe the other one.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: It was to drink the pineapple to make your.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was the other one.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: So it's more enjoyable for something to go down.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: There's a song out right now, Jack Harlow, First Class.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: You ever hear that Jack Harlow.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Song, First Class?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: We're going first class.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Something about him drinking pineapple juice.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: I thought that's about going on a flight and getting
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: first class.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: And he's saying that.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: And eating all the snacks and watching Marry Me.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: What he's saying is, I'm back in. Comfort plus. Can
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: I do that song?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: We're going comfort.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Plus so fun. We're going to get some.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: But anyway, he does say something about drinking pineapple juice
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: in that song for his, you know, whatever.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Pineapple juice is something that I don't normally order. And
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: then somehow it's like involved in a cocktail or someone
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: has it. And you're like, why am I not having
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: more pineapple?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: It makes you feel like you're having a good time. Yeah.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: That's probably why it has the swinging connotation.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Anyway.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to end on the Kardashians modeling. Wait,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: did you want to talk about something else?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: I just have one more thing that I don't think
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: we've ever discussed.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: I always think about this when I think about swinging
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: is how amazing, and I think it should be maybe
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: redone or rediscovered by people, an indecent proposal was when
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: it first came out. and how he dealt with that thing.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Let me remind the kids.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: You have to remind people how great that movie was.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you about some old 90 movies that
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: are great because I downloaded one for my ride.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Talented Mr.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Ripley.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Ooh, a great one.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: And what was great is I knew it was juicy,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: but I forgot so much about it. So re-watching it now,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: it was like, I didn't know what was going to happen.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: It's so fun. Europe, Vespas.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, go watch Talented.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Jude Law at his most gorgeous.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: And same with... Matt Damon.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: Matt Damon, that's right. Yeah.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Now, Matt Damon.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: Gwyneth Paltrow?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: She the girl?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to give anything away, but Matt Damon
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't play what he is in real life.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: But he's great at it. Now, today, that would not
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: be allowed. Yeah. Right. You know, it's like... Anyway, so he...
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: That's a really good one, but we're indecent proposal. So
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: there's a couple, it's Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, and
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: they're this young couple and she's in real estate and
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: she just happens to come across a huge lot in
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Malibu that no one's ever bought or built on, which
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: happens all the time. And she, he's an architect and
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: they put their money down to build their dream house. Well,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: the market drops. And she's not getting as many listings
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: and he's struggling getting his architect money. And they're like,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: how are we going to build our dream house in
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Malibu overlooking the sea? Because that's what we deserve as
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: 30-year-old white couple living in Santa Monica. And they don't
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: know what they're going to do. So they go to
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas for the night. And she's so hungry that
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: she goes into a fancy store and she steals chocolates.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: It's like literally like Les Mis. Really?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Right. And Robert Redford walks in. He's like, I like
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: this average looking girl, even though she's stunning. And he
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: sends her the Versace dress and they hang out with them.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, I'd like to have her for
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: a night for $ 1 million.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: But don't they lose everything on a roulette table?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: They earn a bunch of money. They win a bunch
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: of money. And that's when they roll around. And they
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: sing to that Sade song. And then the next day
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: they lose it all. So then they're like, okay. So
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: then she goes with him and has sex with him
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: and their relationship is never the same.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Which is like so dumb. Cause I'm like, you're 30.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Robert Redford is like 62. You probably are fucking Demi
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: more better than him. Right. What do you got to
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: worry about?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: But then he blows her off. So then all of
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: a sudden she starts dating him.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, then they become a full, it's a great movie.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe, I don't know.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: And then he buys her a hippo at the end.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Where the hell is that hippo going to live? And
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: then he like buys the property or something and they're like,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: that's my property. How can you do that to me?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: And she's like putting up her open house signs and
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: there's all those open house signs.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: People should watch it. It's a good one. It deals.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: It's like a bad, it's like so bad it's good.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: So bad it's good. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: The director, Adrian Line, who made some really bad good
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: movies in the, 80s and 90s.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Speaking of so bad, it's good. All the reality stars
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: are now models. Christine Quinn from Selling Sunset. Look at
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: how big these giant shoes are. They're hideous. They all
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: went to Balenciaga. North went and Kim modeled and she
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: really gave it her all. She's giving everybody Ramona Singer
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: vibes with her eyes just like walking through and Nicole Kidman.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's fashion, but all the outfits
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: are so.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: Balenciaga, I feel, is like.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: It's got to be some sort of weird social experiment
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: to see how stupid people can be and buy the
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: ugliest things for the most ridiculous price.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Because it's now laughable.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: Like, if you put those shoes that Christine Quinn is wearing, like,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: it's like a spoof.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: Like, this woman paid $ 5, 000 for these ridiculous giant clown shoes.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah. That was just a lot. Well, Chris...
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Do you have shows anyone wants to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: go see?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: Coming up in July, I got some Boston. Coming back
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: to Laugh Boston. That's going to be exciting.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: That is going to be exciting.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: A lot of people are talking about it. Long Island,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: Brokerage Comedy Club, my hometown of Long Island. Coming back
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: the 28th of July, Brokerage Comedy Club. And then Laugh
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: Boston the 29th and 30th. Comedy Off-Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky in
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: August 11th, 12th, and 13th.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: Love it. And then so many more coming up.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd also like to announce right now, I have
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: a show in New York that I'm doing October 15th.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Go to heathermcdonald.net.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: Where in New York?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: The Palladium.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: The Palladium?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. Just announced it.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: I used to go there as a kid, like it
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: was a club.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Well, it's a place I'm doing a show. Saturday, October 15th.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: Get your tickets now. And then I'm going to have
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: a couple more dates that I'm probably going to announce
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: on Thursday's show. Wow.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: That's exciting.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It is.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: You want to get a cute lunch by the sea?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Let's get a cute... Oh, by the sea.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Well, sure. Why not?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: It just keeps getting better. Yeah. Sure. Wait, are the
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: boys coming?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 6: Because there's been a lot going on. Here, I got
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: to tell you, everybody, this experiment that I am now
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: a part of, because I don't know if anybody else
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: would put up with what we've been putting up with.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I do because they're my kids.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: I know. You have to. But we've had to cut
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: a few times. They've been beating the shit out of
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: each other. They're screaming.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know. Yeah. They're bored because there's
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: nothing to do here. Right. You can't paddleboard. You can't
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: go on a scooter. You can't go boogie board. You
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: can't ride your bike.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: So what else would they do but like touch each other?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: And just beat each other up. And Adam's had to
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: stop and scream at them about 10 times.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Podcasters, just like us.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: They're just like us.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: They're just like us. Thank you.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Bye.