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The little piggy did not go to the market.... to grocery shop · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Tanner's all over the news for her interview she did,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't as big as I thought, which is interesting.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like normally a Jando swift blows up everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: but I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like if she talked about Travis Kelcey or her wedding,
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  Speaker 2: it would.
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  Speaker 3: Probably have exploded a little more.
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  Speaker 1: So there's this list online. I think it's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's a post on threads going viral. A lady asked,
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  Speaker 1: what's something you didn't learn the truth about until an
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  Speaker 1: embarrassing long time later in life.
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  Speaker 4: So I was looking at the.
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  Speaker 1: List of like the top ten, and two things on
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  Speaker 1: this top ten list I just learned, and one of
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  Speaker 1: them is really really embarrassing, And when you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: it shouldn't be. I mean, I should have known, but
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  Speaker 1: it was a kid. Here's the thing that I learned.
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  Speaker 1: The little piggy who went to market wasn't going grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, that's really sad.
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  Speaker 1: I think that that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: The market about the other one's getting.
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  Speaker 3: This little piggy went to market means they went and
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  Speaker 3: butchered it. Then I bought the little piggys go grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 4: Shopping, and then the other one got roast beef. They
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  Speaker 4: saw each other at the market, to the store, they
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  Speaker 4: did whatever. They came up with this little piggy.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know, but that like they're not sending him shopping, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's that's not good.
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  Speaker 1: So what is this? How's it going? You go to
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  Speaker 1: the big toe, this little piggy. What's how's it going?
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  Speaker 2: This little piggy went to the market, This little piggy
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  Speaker 2: stayed home. This little piggy got roast beef, This little
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  Speaker 2: piggy got none, and this little piggy went.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the fat piggy goes to the market, the
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  Speaker 1: big toe, oh, stayed home.
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  Speaker 4: No, it am the beginning. The first one is disappeared
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  Speaker 4: with the market.
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  Speaker 5: That's the first one.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's the fat toe.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's gotta be he just likes grocery.
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  Speaker 4: They send the big toe. Hey man, you need to
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  Speaker 4: go get some food for all the other toes. No,
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  Speaker 4: this will pig you in the market. All right, Cooper,
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  Speaker 4: what's something you learned later in life? And it's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: I learned like that when you play baseball and you
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  Speaker 4: casital the outfield.
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  Speaker 6: I always thought it was like an automatic first base, but.
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  Speaker 5: Not just if you hit it far enough, you're on
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  Speaker 5: first base. Doesn't matter if anybody catches it or not.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean? I'm out? James? Good morning. What's
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  Speaker 4: something you learned in life? And it's embarrassing how to read?
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  Speaker 6: But how to read?
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  Speaker 4: You just learned how to read?
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  Speaker 6: Like I just learned how to read, James, Hold on,
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  Speaker 6: you got.
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  Speaker 4: To pick up the phone. It's hard to hear. You
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  Speaker 4: got the radio on the background. You pick it up.
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  Speaker 6: I got a little speakerphone.
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  Speaker 4: Can you get it on a speakerphone?
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  Speaker 5: He just starts to read.
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  Speaker 4: Give him a break?
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  Speaker 6: Is that better?
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  Speaker 4: That's the better man? All right? So how come you
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  Speaker 4: just to read? What happened?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I guess because it was just something that you know,
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  Speaker 6: not having to say your parents in the house. You know,
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  Speaker 6: you get home and you know you free, you don't
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  Speaker 6: do your homework like you're supposed to, and you know,
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  Speaker 6: it was just something that you know, I thought it
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  Speaker 6: was was going to school, coming home and plan all
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  Speaker 6: the time. And then as you got older, got older
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  Speaker 6: and then got to high school, I realized you got
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  Speaker 6: to stand up and read and stuff like that. So
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  Speaker 6: it was like something embarrassed. I used to freeze up
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  Speaker 6: and you know and be embarrassing, and teachers used to
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  Speaker 6: you know, keep me at the school and talk to me.
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  Speaker 6: Then they put me a special education and that was
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  Speaker 6: embarrassing and stuff like that. And then as I got older,
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  Speaker 6: I realized it's something you have to do to how
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  Speaker 6: to read before I have kids, and so it was
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  Speaker 6: just one of those things that you knew you had
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  Speaker 6: to do because that's that's something you just have to do.
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  Speaker 6: So it was just like, I don't know, it was
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  Speaker 6: drawing up and not having the same parents in the
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  Speaker 6: house and just thinking, you know, life as a kid
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  Speaker 6: was just fun, just fun.
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  Speaker 5: It was inspiring though that you figured it out and
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  Speaker 5: you realized before you had kids that was important.
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  Speaker 4: You should be proud of yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, Oh yeah, definitely I am. So it was
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  Speaker 6: just I mean, it's embarrassing, but you know, as you
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  Speaker 6: get older, you know, you don't really get embarrassed like
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  Speaker 6: you was when you were younger.
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  Speaker 4: So are you reading books now for fun and stuff?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm reading books. I'm reading I'm reading all type
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  Speaker 6: of books now.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what the what's the most recent book you read?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry what's the most recent book you read.
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  Speaker 6: I was reading this Harry Potter book. Did the title
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  Speaker 6: right now? It was a Harry Potter book.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 6: I'm always reading with my daughter this other night, so
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  Speaker 6: Ade actually was reading it to me.
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  Speaker 4: James, Man, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but yeah, definitely, Man, I'm happy at the
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  Speaker 6: end of the day. Like I said, when I was young,
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  Speaker 6: it was more like Rea has fun getting home, playing
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  Speaker 6: with you your you know, if you're the childhood friends
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  Speaker 6: and stuff like that. But yeah, I can say it now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm happy that I know how to read.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: It was something that I didn't care about growing up.
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  Speaker 6: But it's a it's a parati that I you know,
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  Speaker 6: I know now and I'm happy because you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 6: get no job at read.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, man, Thank you for listening. Hey, Addie,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. What's something that you learned later in life
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  Speaker 1: that's embarrassing?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So yesterday I was at my brother's baseball practice
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  Speaker 7: and I brought all my softball stuff and my mom
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  Speaker 7: taught me how to actually like use the glove. I thought, like,
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  Speaker 7: so there's a little tab inside of the glove, and
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  Speaker 7: I thought that you didn't have to put your son
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  Speaker 7: in there in there, but she taught me that that's
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  Speaker 7: how you catch the ball. And that's why I've been like,
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  Speaker 7: I have to use bull hands to catch fly balls?
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  Speaker 4: Is your mom?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: She literally just like, Mom, you have scissors in your
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  Speaker 2: purse and she started trying to cut her glove inside.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what are you doing.
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  Speaker 2: It really hurts my thumb when I put my tom
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  Speaker 2: in the glove, and I was like, you got to
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  Speaker 2: put it inside.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of like that.
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  Speaker 2: So inside a baseball glove there's actually like a loop
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  Speaker 2: that you put yoursem through that it helps you grip
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  Speaker 2: and squeeze the glove.
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  Speaker 4: And she was putting.
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  Speaker 7: Thought that was just there for like like annoying decoration.
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  Speaker 5: It is awkward at first, but you're gonna be You're
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  Speaker 5: gonna be catching fly balls like crazy now, Addie, once
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  Speaker 5: you get used to it.
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  Speaker 4: It does take a little getting used to. I love
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  Speaker 4: that you called into the show. That's cool. I have
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  Speaker 4: a great day, Addie.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Here's another one. These are things that you learned later.
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  Speaker 4: And this is the other one that I learned today.
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  Speaker 1: And it's again, it's one of those things that I
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  Speaker 1: think you really think about it. When you're told not
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  Speaker 1: to operate heavy machinery with certain medications, they mean cars.
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  Speaker 1: I always assumed it was bulldozer. That's what I always thought.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, man, I always picture these people because
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  Speaker 1: with the forklifts and doing stuff, that's exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Why would they go get on their tractor.
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  Speaker 1: So those are the two that I learned today. Here
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  Speaker 1: are other things on the list things that you embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: learned later in life. I thought McGraw hill text blow
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  Speaker 1: were made by timmigrand Faith Hill. This person said, I
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  Speaker 1: thought Mount Rushmore faces occurred naturally by coincidence.
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  Speaker 4: I said, I can't believe. I just admitted that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I have a Mount Rushmore one too. That is embarrassing.
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  Speaker 5: So I thought President Rushmore was the one who commissioned
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  Speaker 5: that mountain with the president's faces on. It turns out
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  Speaker 5: there was no President Rushmore. There never was. But that
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  Speaker 5: took me a little while to figure out.
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  Speaker 1: This person thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett were the
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  Speaker 1: same person, and he just got really rich off to Margarita.
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  Speaker 4: I do I am one of those people. I know
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  Speaker 4: there's a difference.
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  Speaker 1: I thought every song played in the radio was being
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  Speaker 1: played live in the radio station. Somebody said that, somebody said,
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  Speaker 1: I still don't know what RSVP means.
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  Speaker 4: Respond soon, very important. It means it's a it's a
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  Speaker 4: French face. Respond.
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  Speaker 1: But when somebody said here, they learned that narwalls are real. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nar walls are real. Anyway, that's just some fun, some fun,