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Plastic Flowers | Son of a Boy Dad #329 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 9: Allrady Welcome back to the Son of a Boy That podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 9: It is August twenty fifth. It is ten fifty five
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  Speaker 9: a m. We are here live back in the studio.
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  Speaker 3: Man. What a relief.
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  Speaker 9: What a relief.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like the world has emerged from darkness.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we owe We just owed it
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  Speaker 1: to people. But it's also we tried to bank it
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  Speaker 1: and it was tough, and we tried to do it remote.
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  Speaker 3: It was tough. I do not have it. Whatever, we're
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  Speaker 3: all back in together.
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  Speaker 1: Sas has a new shirt and we have a fresh
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  Speaker 1: thirty five minutes to do on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, let's start there. I think that there's
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  Speaker 3: been a lot of talk about your clothing lately.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think there's anything wrong with this shirt. This
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  Speaker 9: shirt was actually this was the shirt that I wore
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  Speaker 9: in that that premiere photo. Really mascots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you went out and got that.
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  Speaker 3: You seem to be drawn to shirts on which you
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  Speaker 3: can play chess and.
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  Speaker 9: Organ Yeah, I like it. I like a nice plaid
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  Speaker 9: shirt or a striped but big squares though, big squares
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  Speaker 9: of course.
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  Speaker 1: Certified pre owned shirts too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you are you a major Microsoft Excel
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  Speaker 3: fan or something.
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  Speaker 9: Kind of Yeah, a big Microsoft guy for sure.
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  Speaker 1: And ironically that looks like the same shirt that Steve
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  Speaker 1: Balmer would have worn in nineteen ninety two.
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  Speaker 9: That's exactly right, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know whether to I don't know it was
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  Speaker 3: actual species I've seen recently or do a v lookup
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  Speaker 3: on there?
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  Speaker 9: And when was the last time you, guys hanmered in Excel?
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: For me, never, I've never done an Excel very It's
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  Speaker 1: actually very weird that you said, because I haven't used
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  Speaker 1: Excel since college until yesterday.
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  Speaker 9: You just said it, You just brought it up.
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  Speaker 3: Can you tell me one thing?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: What about what about Google sheets or what's the Google.
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  Speaker 9: That's I think that is what I'm using, is that
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  Speaker 9: it's the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do the keyboard shortcuts apply to both? See?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know, and I don't know the keyboard shortcuts
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  Speaker 9: for Excel, but I know that that's like, that's like
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  Speaker 9: you like take classes on shortcuts in college.
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  Speaker 2: They do.
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  Speaker 3: They do a championship every years. Microsoft Excel Championship, and
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  Speaker 3: these guys can paint the Mona Lisa using their keyboard
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  Speaker 3: on Excel. It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: If I had to do that for my living, I'd
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  Speaker 1: be panhandling. Yeah, like I could never. My brain is
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  Speaker 1: so not wired to be able to do that. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'm lazy.
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  Speaker 9: I could do it if it was like it's pretty
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  Speaker 9: much like key bindings for video game. But it's like
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  Speaker 9: if the video game fucking sucks. It's like if it
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  Speaker 9: was the worst video game ever.
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  Speaker 3: I have that all you do for like nine hours
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  Speaker 3: a day too. I gotta believe that AI will render
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  Speaker 3: all of that utterly obsolete. The need to know that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, shift control F one sorts your fucking prices
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  Speaker 3: from a high to low or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that should be the first thing that
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  Speaker 1: AI is doing. That should be the first thing on
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  Speaker 1: AI's checklist. No one should be dedicating their life to that.
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  Speaker 1: That's not fair.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it is insane.
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  Speaker 3: I remember my senior year, excuse me, it was my
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  Speaker 3: junior year. Brag a little here. In high school, I
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  Speaker 3: had switched schools and I went from private school to
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  Speaker 3: public school, and the public school was just fully one
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  Speaker 3: year behind in math, from the private school that i'd
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  Speaker 3: come from, and so I got placed into the math
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  Speaker 3: class that was a year ahead. I was with the
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  Speaker 3: juniors when I was a sophomore, and I was with
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  Speaker 3: the seniors when I was a junior, and.
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  Speaker 9: What about when you were a senior.
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  Speaker 3: By that time, I had fallen behind so much that
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  Speaker 3: I actually basically I tried to take AP calculus at
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  Speaker 3: that year, which you know, I was placed into AP
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  Speaker 3: calculus my junior year, but it was too hard. So
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  Speaker 3: then I just jumped into the like Honors Math four,
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  Speaker 3: which was for seniors who weren't totally stupid but didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to take AP calculus. But anyway, I ended up
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  Speaker 3: in that class, which was a terrible class and taught
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  Speaker 3: by Claire Evrard, who had a speech impediment and something
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  Speaker 3: of a type of impediment. Well she's French Canadian.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so that's just being French Canadians an accent you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about her?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what that is?
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about a French accent?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, French Canadian is a totally different animal.
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  Speaker 3: They don't they don't know how to get around their words. Man,
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  Speaker 3: it's tough attitude too, do you know that.
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  Speaker 9: Do you think they're so bad?
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  Speaker 3: The French Canadians are more protective of French than the
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  Speaker 3: French are. Oh, I'm not surprised by Do you know
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  Speaker 3: that when you go to places in Montreal or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: they have the they have the stop signs, and the
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  Speaker 3: stop signs say ah on them, which means stop in
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  Speaker 3: France in French. But if you go to France, stop
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  Speaker 3: signs say as they should like. The French have adopted
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  Speaker 3: more universal English sayings, and the Canadians have dug their
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  Speaker 3: fucking Mounty boots into the ground and simply refuse to
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  Speaker 3: relinquish anything of their French.
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  Speaker 9: Just some weird Canadian pride.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and yet the French Canadian accent is disgusting.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, it's up there with iceland Icelandic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Icelandic they're speaking their own language at least.
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  Speaker 3: And I've always wondered this to Spanish speakers, do you
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  Speaker 3: guys have any Spanish?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have some Spanish?
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  Speaker 1: I just I know how to say like please don't
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  Speaker 1: clear at the doors from a trip to Disney World
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  Speaker 1: when I was in the second grade.
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  Speaker 9: That round probably speaks like fluent Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. But the way he says it, you're
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  Speaker 3: like you are Don Quixote de la Mancha or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: and and he's ready to kill a bull in the
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  Speaker 3: bull ring. With that said, Uh, the I've always wondered
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  Speaker 3: if Mexican Spanish is to Spain Spanish, what French Canadian
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  Speaker 3: is too French French, France French. I think all Spanish
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  Speaker 3: is way less pretentious.
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  Speaker 9: Probably French is definitely a potential most language, without a doubt.
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  Speaker 9: And like everyone that is French, they're like pretentious people.
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  Speaker 9: They are no offense to the f.
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  Speaker 3: But so are the French Canadians, is my point.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but the word saying the French Canadians are worse.
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  Speaker 3: You know who's not pretentious America? The Haitians, and they
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  Speaker 3: speak French, but they speak Creole as well. Not if
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  Speaker 3: you ask the Dominicans.
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  Speaker 1: The Dominicansians are fucking.
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  Speaker 3: There's always someone living on the floor above too high
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  Speaker 3: and mighty, those goddamn Dominicans and there and their iced
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  Speaker 3: tea and their golf courses. Have you ever seen the
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  Speaker 3: is it the Dominicans who look down on the Haitians.
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  Speaker 3: Of the Haitians who look down on the Dominicans, look
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  Speaker 3: down on the Haitians. Oh okay, have you ever.
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  Speaker 9: Seen the Godfrey video of him doing the He's talking
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  Speaker 9: about Dominicans who say they're not black. I know black,
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  Speaker 9: I know black. You have you ever seen that? It's
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  Speaker 9: like super It's probably like the most popular thing he's
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  Speaker 9: ever done. It's everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, people love that video.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 9: It's so funny. It's just yeah, it's him talking about
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  Speaker 9: who claim they're not black.
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  Speaker 3: I ran into Godfrey recently. Every time I run into Godfrey,
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  Speaker 3: he just goes on a rant about how white I am.
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  Speaker 3: But he does it in a way that's like even
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  Speaker 3: I'm laughing, yeah, and I'm like, well you got me.
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  Speaker 3: I am wearing a sweater and you know he uh.
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  Speaker 3: I started talking because he was in Zoolander.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And for all these years I thought that he was
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  Speaker 3: the black male model in the early part of the
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  Speaker 3: movie that gets blown up in the gas explosion. He's not.
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  Speaker 3: He's the black face. He's face.
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  Speaker 9: That's hilarious. I got to rewatch that forever.
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  Speaker 1: He looks I mean, that's what twenty four years ago
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  Speaker 1: that came out.
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  Speaker 3: He looks great.
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  Speaker 9: That's it was around for a while.
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  Speaker 3: I was just watching a Godfrey video.
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  Speaker 1: I watched like a twenty five minute Godfrey podcast clip
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  Speaker 1: this past weekend where Lord Jamar like battles against like
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  Speaker 1: a flat or he's a Lord Jamar is a rapper
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  Speaker 1: who's a flat earther that Godfrey has on, and he
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  Speaker 1: brings a scientist on and the scientist just demolishes him.
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  Speaker 1: He's so fucking nice. But I mean, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why flat earthers even want to go against real scientists.
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  Speaker 3: It's just fantastic. I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Flat earthers are like they're they're really grasping for anything
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  Speaker 9: at this point.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: And this guy dummies him.
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  Speaker 1: That's it's like satisfying to watch someone get like absolutely
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  Speaker 1: dumbiedd in an argument where it's like just playing right
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  Speaker 1: and wrong.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just the worst conspiracy theory that you could
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  Speaker 9: commit yourself to right now.
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  Speaker 3: That's tough.
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  Speaker 9: It's just like the one that was proved wrong like
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  Speaker 9: a two million years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the guy, the scientist is just calling this rapper.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, he's just calling him a dumb ass the
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  Speaker 1: entire time. He's not being proper about it. He's just
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  Speaker 1: absolutely undressing this fucking stupid ass. Rapper.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the other part of it is that's one where
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what flat earthers gain for living in
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  Speaker 3: that belief, you know, I think there are conspiracy theories
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  Speaker 3: where if you subscribe to them somehow it better explains
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  Speaker 3: the world or like the I don't know, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what is the world feels safer to you if
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  Speaker 3: you believe it's flat.
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  Speaker 9: I think it's just like an attention thing.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 9: I think it's like they know it's not flat, you're
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  Speaker 9: gonna tell people that it is flat.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think if if everybody believed something that you
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  Speaker 1: knew the opposite of, it would be frustrating. So once
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  Speaker 1: you convince yourself, once you watch like one really convincing
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  Speaker 1: YouTube video, but you have to suspend all belief in
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  Speaker 1: all science and like every other piece of science that
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  Speaker 1: like astronomy and physics and biology and like there's so
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  Speaker 1: much that leads you. But I also think a lot
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  Speaker 1: of conspiracy theorists just want to think that it like
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  Speaker 1: makes them at peace with their inability to succeed in
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  Speaker 1: life because they're like there's these like these factors at
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  Speaker 1: play that are holding everybody back that like it's not
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  Speaker 1: my fault that I'm not succeeding, Like they're saying the
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  Speaker 1: fucking earth is round in this flat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, exactly what I Yeah, that's right, that's better explained.
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  Speaker 1: Like they want to they want to believe that there's
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  Speaker 1: like a system of oppression that they're a victim of,
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  Speaker 1: and like this is another example of that system.
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  Speaker 3: It's uh, it's similar to like men who can't get
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  Speaker 3: pussy becoming in cells and it's like, what's not my fault?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Women hating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. By the way, I saw a clip came up
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  Speaker 3: of do you guys remember Barack Obama? Of course, so
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  Speaker 3: Obama the boxer. No you're thinking of she took me back?
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  Speaker 3: And wait, what's that?
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  Speaker 9: Have you seen?
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  Speaker 10: That is just like a podcast clip of because there's
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  Speaker 10: always the rumors that tooke up and they did a
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  Speaker 10: podcast and they were walking in he was like, she
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  Speaker 10: took me back, dude.
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  Speaker 3: He's funny the way he leans into jokes. When he
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  Speaker 3: came out at the White House Correspondence dinner years when
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  Speaker 3: he was in president Yeah, and Trump at that time
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  Speaker 3: was like on this rampage that Obama wasn't born in
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  Speaker 3: and he came out he had just like finally produced
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  Speaker 3: the papers or whatever saying he was born in Hawaii,
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  Speaker 3: and he he came out to the song I Am
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  Speaker 3: a real American and Trump was in the audience. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was pretty funny.
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  Speaker 9: That is funny.
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  Speaker 1: But I heard that he owes Kim congon ten thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, spending on Martha's vineyard company.
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  Speaker 9: Uh, we were. I was in Martha's vinyard one time
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  Speaker 9: and he was there. Shut Down the island. Couldn't have
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  Speaker 9: shut down the whole is like Obama's arriving.
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  Speaker 3: Well, so how does that work. It's too big of
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  Speaker 3: an island. They're not going to shut it all down.
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  Speaker 9: Shut down the whole, take the fishing, close the beach.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Really, they lied and said that there was sharks everywhere.
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  Speaker 9: It's just Obama.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't the bridges. Did you see?
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  Speaker 9: I saw that when Putin visited with Trump in Anchorage,
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  Speaker 9: they had a bag for his ship. Did you see
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  Speaker 9: that they had like a briefcase they were carrying around.
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  Speaker 2: For Putin's ship?
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  Speaker 9: What I mean, so that they couldn't do so that
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  Speaker 9: like the US couldn't take it and like run tests
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  Speaker 9: on it.
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  Speaker 3: His poop. Yeah, come on, that sounds like his feers.
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  Speaker 9: I'm every I read something.
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  Speaker 1: About did they make him poop into a bag?
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  Speaker 9: I think they. I think he probably doesn't even know.
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  Speaker 9: I think he ships in the toilet and then it
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  Speaker 9: he's like, oh, it's gone.
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  Speaker 1: I thought they had him hovering over a bag. Did
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  Speaker 1: you guys watch watch Poop Cruise on Netflix?
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  Speaker 9: Yet?
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  Speaker 3: No? I watched some of it. I couldn't. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I knew where it was going, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you get the gist of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, the point that I'm getting to is
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  Speaker 1: that they walked around the cruise ship and just gave
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  Speaker 1: out bags for everybody to poop in. They just gave
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  Speaker 1: out like red bags for everybody to take dumps.
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  Speaker 3: And this is where we are now. And I was
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  Speaker 3: just picturing for the toilets clogged. I guess all the
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  Speaker 3: powers plumbing plumbing overflowed and there's nothing they could do.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like that scene in that movie Triangle
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  Speaker 3: of Sadness. Triangle of Sadness. Oh yeah, yeah, that scene.
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  Speaker 9: That's like what I would imagine what happened if I
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  Speaker 9: have no interest in going on a cruise, or do.
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  Speaker 1: I even the nicest cruises I think suck ass even
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  Speaker 1: like the Rich Carlton Cruise, Like it's.
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  Speaker 9: Like you're walking around the lobby of a hotel all day.
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  Speaker 9: It's like if you were just at like the Marriag
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  Speaker 9: and just doing circles and then you're like, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 9: at the cool now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like, yeah, you're just watching that. But worst
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  Speaker 1: comedian you've ever seen? Like the worst like.
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  Speaker 9: Also how many how often?
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  Speaker 1: Like singer and dance?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know how to like the view of the
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  Speaker 9: ocean by itself doesn't do it for me. Am I
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: crazy saying like I don't like if you're on a boat.
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: If you're on a boat and you're just looking at
• 16:25
  Speaker 9: the ocean, it's cool for like two minutes. But then
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: if that's your view the whole for like a week,
• 16:31
  Speaker 9: you're like, it's disconcerted. Are we going to see some
• 16:34
  Speaker 9: land at some point?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: I think they come into different ports. Usually it's you know,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: two days under steam or whatever, and then they come
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: upon like Puerto Rico. Yeah exactly, but of trash, Well.
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: I did see me that's your jokes quoting.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Ten for that joke. I could see how depending on
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: where you're from or how you grew up, I could
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: see that cruises would be the most fun thing ever.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: And that's not me trying to like talk down on cruises.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I watched enough of that poop cruise thing to see
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: how excited all those people were to go on the
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: cruise and the different types of people that were going
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: on them. It's like a bachelorette party, a fucking honeymoon,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: a couple, seven year old couple, a family, like all
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: these things, and how pumped they all were, and like
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: what it entailed in the first day. And it's like
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: there's like hype people, there's dance offs, there's pool parties.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, if all of that were on land,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: why is it that I think that would be fun.
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: Oh I don't think that would be fun on land.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Well, no, we know you wouldn't do it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 9: Dance offs, yeah, of course this isn't for you.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: I don't like organized fun, that's right, unless it's in
• 17:53
  Speaker 9: fantasy football that's technically organized fun. But I don't like
• 17:57
  Speaker 9: organized fun in the sense of like, okay, now it's
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: time to dance.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Time for the game.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: That's like yeah, yeah, it's like bridle shower energy.
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it feels like you're at school.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're expected to clap along to the music.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And it's also like when you put carnival in the name,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: like you're you're like pushing it a little bit too hard, like, oh,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: it's a carnival, Like.
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: I'm more so do also, just don't fuck with the
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: ocean like that. Yeah that's scary too, Like I'm scared
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: of the ocean, So I don't.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: I don't like being on a boat where I can't
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: see land in general.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: And the whole thing is just on the verge of like, yeah,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you're just a step away from death at every angle.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: And like not even like just death, like a brutal death. Sinking.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen or the shark? Have you ever
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: seen the sharks when they like chum the waters outside
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: of a cruise ship and there's like a billion sharks
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: that come up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: Oh wow, they just hang out by the because the
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: people are just dropping off the boat.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: The whole day. Yeah that's why diabetes.
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's that kid got eaten that jumped off. Yes,
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: they tore him apart. They did. It was like the
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: second he hit the water, it was like a fucking
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: feeding frenzy.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: He don't know, you.
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: Know what we're talking, ripped apart, he never returns.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I know, But does that mean he got torn limb
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: from limb?
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: He never comes back up to the surface. If you
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: jump in the water, it's not like you just go
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: right down like naturally, you come back up.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I get that. What if he jumped with a cannon
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: ball in his hand.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: I don't think he did. I think he jumped and
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: he landed in the mouth.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Of the shark, licking his he like smiled.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: What's it called when a ship is in a place
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: that there's no wind? Do you know what I mean?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: When a sailing ship? No, it's not the dol drums.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: It's like, uh, is it the dol drums? I've done it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: It's the doldrums always.
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: How much is like a small sail out run you
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: like a laser? Is that like one of the really
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: small the one person?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: How much does a laser cost?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know. My guess would be like a couple
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: maybe five grand or something like that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: For a laser.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Thirty five got them all over seafaring knowledge today.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: Thirty five is a little bit more reasonable. I thought
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: a laser would be like two grand to be honest.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: But dude, that's one of those things you could probably
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: pick up on Facebook marketplace for like twenty bucks because
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: someone's like, we moved and didn't realize that room in
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: our bedroom for our fucking ten foot sailboat. That was
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: wrong with it. We loved it. We just can't, you
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: know anymore.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: Those things are pretty sick. I would I would fuck
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: around on one of those. I would be able to.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: But you can turtle them, yeah, and then whip them
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: right back. Yeah, you know how to do that.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: We saw that, remember when we were in San Francisco
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: and we saw the kids flipping them over.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the technique to re write a turtled sailboat?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking capsized, I'm talking turtled. Oh, I don't know.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: You're going to get this too well, I know it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: That's why I'm I don't know anything about sailing.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: You got to stand on the center board, then put
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: all your weight to try to pull it that way.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Yeah, it's turtle. You're locked in mentally today.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Turtle is straight up and down. Yeah, capsize is just
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: on its side.
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: I just want to get one of those videos, one
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: of those photos where you're like hanging off of it.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool in the sweater like that one, like
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a deep hag.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because you're a billion Yeah, yeah you're Ack Kennedy.
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, Zuck.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Heading straight out to your island for a date with
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: a fourteen year old?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think Zuck would do that? I don't even think.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I mean maybe now.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: Zuck's always riding on one of those cool pump surfboard things. Yeah,
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: those are e foils and foils. Yeah, the foils, those
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: things are not easy. If you can do one of those,
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: you can definitely or definitely laser.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Do you think so absolutely?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: I've watched the videos of people trying to do those.
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: They're not easy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: But he probably just has like an instructor and then
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: he's like, get out of the picture.
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: I don't know that one video of him, he's fucking flying.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Are talking about the ones that have the actual motor
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: under them or the ones you gotta pump?
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about the ones you gotta pump, but his
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: might be motorized.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: Probably.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: You guys think Zuck is faithful?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: What is going on? It is? There are we underwater
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: right now? It's literally sounds like a ocean just rushed
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: past us. Are we on a cruise ship?
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: It sounded like the biggest part exploded.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: We're about to get washed away to puncture the side
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: of the Holland Tunnel.
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: Imagine, I've always wondered that. How do you think they
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: build that? Do you think they removed the water? Second?
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: I think they build around the water, and there are.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Is an explanation to that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It goes under the ground, it doesn't go through the water.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: Oh really, Yeah, I don't know about that.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: No, that sounds right.
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: I don't know about that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: You think that it's just like they're building Steve Zisu
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: like fucking all the way around.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: No, he's got to be right. They're poring in the holes.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: They're under the bay, the river, They're not in the
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: middle of the river.
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: Well, then, how deep is the Hudson? Must be pretty
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: shallow because you don't go under it's not like you
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: go downhill when you're going under.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: The great questions how deep is the Holland Tunnel? How
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: much water is there from the surface to the Holland Tunnel?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Nine and half feet?
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: That checks out.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: That checks yeah, I just had to check you there
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: put it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: That checks out.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that that's how it's done, because
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I did used to think that you're just like going
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: through the middle of the water. I'm more interested in
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: how they build like the base of bridges and how
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: they were doing it in like the eighteen hundreds or
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: like the sixteen hundreds.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I read the biography of the Brooklyn Bridge. I
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: explained a lot of that because that was a I mean,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how they pulled that off. That was
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: built at the turn of the century, so like end
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: of the eighteenth into nineteen oh one, nineteen oh two. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: and they and they they didn't know anything ye about
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: what they called Casson sickness, which is the bends. They
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: didn't know about that. They didn't know that you toreshnds.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: That's when divers with oxygen dive deep and then they
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: have to come up extremely slowly to explore so that
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: the well the blood and the nitrogen I think in
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: their blood doesn't cause their blood cells to explore something
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: It's like if you catch a big fish that's super
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: deep down when you get to the top, I think
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: you're supposed to like jab them in the side to
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: release air, like.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: A grouper, Is that right? Yeah?
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: Else they can't go back down, yeah, unless you stab them.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing this for you, Bud. Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I mean I've seen videos of even modern divers. Obviously
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: it would happen still today. But then like have to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: like rush them to like depressurize them or like get
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: what do they do get into like a depressurization chamber
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: or something like that, or like they.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Do they have to think they back into uh yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: a place where it mimics the pressure that they were
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: in deep underwater. They have to get them back to
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: the simulator. There's some they just put them at mock
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: three that. There was a movie I saw about that
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: guy who was trapped and unconscious in the the sea
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: off Scotland where they would vie, what's.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: The Cuba Gotting Junior movie? No, He's a diver.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: One hundred and twenty eight hours where Radio is a diver.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: That's James Franco, who apparently is a great artist. By
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: the way, I've been doing a lot of research on
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: art Franco. Franco can paint.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: He probably had to pick up painting after the accusation.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. And now people buy
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: them ironically.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought Franco was a fascist. Mmm, am I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: thinking of a different Franco.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Franco Marx speaking of uh, speaking of actors
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: with a troubled history.
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: I watched American Beauty for the first time.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: What a great movie.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: Phenomenal, unbelievable, so creepy, though, space I think that might
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: be Spacey's best work.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: For it, the Oscar for it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: Okay, it makes.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Sense it is, but there's nothing about it that's not creepy. Dude.
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: That movie was like I was going to bed and
• 26:29
  Speaker 9: I was still thinking about I was like, guess that
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: movie was fucking.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: What did you like about it?
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: The ending was so young.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It's such a good ending.
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: It was like one of the best, like second half
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: of a movie I've ever seen.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: He tells. At the beginning of the movie, though, he says,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: this is the day that I died.
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're trying to figure out. No, I don't think
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: you didn't forget.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I think I didn't know if it. I didn't know
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: if it was like poetic or whatever and it.
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: Oh, No, I knew he was gonna die. I was
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: just trying to figure out who killed him. The whole time.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't see it coming.
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: No, but you you kind of do and then you
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: don't again.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you know what it made me want? That movie?
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: A young plastic bags, a seventeen year old girlfriend.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: No, maybe want to start collecting Nazi plates?
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, that I hate to say it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I would never serve dinner on them, obviously, but I
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: do think having a couple.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Like, well, it's better to have them in the hands
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: of the allies, you know what I mean. It's better
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: that we have than than the Nazis.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we know that if we don't build plates or
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: take their plates, they're gonna build.
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're just gonna keep on using those plates if
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: we don't take them away.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Is it an honor to serve some like to like
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: give it to a Jewish person, No, to give it
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to like that, let a Jewish person like take back
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: their history. Is it like their n word to like
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: kind of have them like eat off the Nazi plate?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Or is it like would you rather have a let
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a Jewish person destroy a Nazi plate?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: And then are you doing schnitzel or are you doing
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: latkas on the plate?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Are you doing brofast?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: We've got so many balls up in the air right now.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, let's get back to your teacher
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: who was French and had a speech impediment.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck me. Well that's where we started. You know what,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I don't even care about that anymore. Well, the point
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: was the seniors. They they the seniors were gone. I
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: don't even know why. They had to go like do
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: a work study thing or something. So I was the
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: only kid in class for the last month of school
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: and we had this weird project that we had to
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: do that I had to do. Yeah, that I had
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: to do. That was it was a Microsoft Excel project.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: They wanted to teach us Microsoft Excel and it made
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: no sense to me. And my teacher would stand over
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: my shoulder and watch me and type in shit and
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: all that, and I was like, what are we doing here? Yeah,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: we're this is public school. Yeah, none of us are
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: ever going to use Microsoft Excel. You know what I mean,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: We're going to be the numbers that go into Microsoft Statistics. Yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I had to learn Microsoft this many dishes.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: I had to learn Microsoft Excel in college. And we
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: started learning like the shortcuts and shit, and.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You were like, I'm I'm working at barstool.
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was like it was one of the I
• 29:09
  Speaker 9: was pretty able to like learn everything. You know, when
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: you can like kind of cram shit in, Like you're
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: like you're in a class and you're like, this class
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: is easy enough that, like day before the final, I'll
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: just grind this out and learn everything.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: That never really worked for me.
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that didn't when I was when I was doing
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: the Excel thing. I got to class that day just
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: all of it, just clean slate. Didn't know a single thing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: The final took me like eight hours to do. I've
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: never been that lost. And I also had to make
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: it up because I had Mono, So I had to
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: do it in the library, just next to the professor.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: How'd you get Mono? No clue making out?
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: No, I think I'm.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Licking the spines of the books in the library.
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: Hit exactly.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That is not the fastest way to get it. You
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: just licked the encyclopedia section.
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: I got a No. I think I got it from Nate.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: You made it out with Nate.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: Now, Nate got Mono when we were home Christmas break,
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: and then I got back and I had it too.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: When you guys were young, who was doing the most
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: making out of the four of.
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: You guys definitely not made.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Probably Peters if I had to guess.
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Now, probably Bo really Bo.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. It had to be one of those two.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Well Peters is like so reclusive.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Well he is, but he's so handsome too.
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: He's a handsome devil.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Bo was definitely the one that, like, he's an outgoing
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I want him to date my daughter. But Peters has
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: that kind of untamable devil make care. He's the kind
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: of guy who would like film a plastic bag. That's it,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: that's it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: He definitely has that. He was born in the wrong decade.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: He'd be the guy who's like, I don't even really
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: know how to define my sexuality. I don't want to
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: put it in a box.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Does Kevin Spacey play a like someone who's a minor
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: attracted person in that movie?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't guess. So he's he fantasizes about her friend,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: the girl from American Pie.
• 31:03
  Speaker 9: But but is she is she underaged? I think a movie,
• 31:06
  Speaker 9: I think they're supposed to be seniors in high school.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, regardless, it's same.
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: But I'm just saying I don't know if she's just
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: had I'm not trying to defend him. I just don't
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: know if she's supposed to be seventeen or eighteen. Well
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: then and then I feel like it's kind of implied
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: that she's supposed to be eighteen. But I think that's
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: like a big deal. Is like the Daughters Mad.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I mean early in the early nineties, like or whenever,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: the or the Midnight when they come out nineties.
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: I think it came probably.
• 31:30
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  Speaker 3: You brought it up. Yeah, just sitting there stewing.
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  Speaker 9: No, because I'm at it because I ordered the shirt
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• 36:38
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  Speaker 9: Yesterday really yes.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm no.
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  Speaker 9: I'm also I ordered a bucket hat, an Optic bucket hat,
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  Speaker 9: and that's I lost it. It got stolen color black
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• 37:27
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• 37:33
  Speaker 9: It kind of is. It is a little bit like that.
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  Speaker 9: It's like rooting for the Chiefs. But it's like if
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• 37:40
  Speaker 9: like if that was the only team that people really
• 37:42
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• 37:45
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• 37:46
  Speaker 9: You're white, exactly, it's exactly like there's twelve teams. The
• 37:52
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• 37:57
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  Speaker 9: Phase do you have a good amount of fans though?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: But the thing is that if a hundred thieves, by
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, he said, you're a He said, you're a liar.
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  Speaker 9: Why he said that all that stuff you said on
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: the remote episode was lies? Francis lie, he said that.
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  Speaker 3: I forget.
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: He was like, tell Francis that our relationship is beyond repair.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're telling the truth.
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: I can show you the message. Okay, I think those
• 38:30
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  Speaker 1: Well can you can you account for tone?
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: He said, Francis was spitting propaganda after I looked up
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: your name. I've seen a million clips of you. You're hilarious.
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: Tell frances to expected more from him, and I think
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  Speaker 9: this could ruin our relationship beyond repair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's kidding. That's how he talked about serious And
• 38:48
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• 39:00
  Speaker 9: That is true? But you did it, But you did,
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: but you also told me. You also told me no.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I guess you are all right. I never had a
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: moment like this with you. This is an absolute mathematical victory.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my, So he's lying to you.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: He's lying by saying France he's got trying to drive
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: away between you and Francis.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, this is groundbreaking moment.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Only watching the clips telling to watch something that's monetized,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: watch something with with.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Ye, then we can talk. I hope he sees this.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I hope he sees this. What was I gonna say? Oh,
• 39:41
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• 39:45
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• 39:48
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• 39:52
  Speaker 3: that how that works? Yeah?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: And uh, retroactively wipes the slate clean after you said
• 39:58
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• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's like the it's the working man, it's
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: no homo.
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's some more so like if you catch yourself slipping.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Oh no, but I'm about to slip on purpose. Okay,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I'm about to tumble. I'm in about It's like those
• 40:09
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• 40:12
  Speaker 9: I think you're play Yeah, I think fast.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Forward, Yeah, three X speed. All right. I met the
• 40:24
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• 40:29
  Speaker 1: No pause in that. I don't think you can pause that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: That's fine, I will stand on business.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: What kind of hot was he was he like gen
• 40:37
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• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Or was he like classically basically beautiful? Rugged? Uh, shaped
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: by the hands of God not trying too hard?
• 40:49
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• 40:51
  Speaker 3: No? No, he would never. This guy came to help
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: me do some stone work I've had I've been doing
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: some stone work.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: He's a that hot.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. See, this is what I mean. It's like he
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: was so attractive that I was like, there's no fucking
• 41:06
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• 41:12
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• 41:15
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• 41:19
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• 41:23
  Speaker 9: Bobbably makes He probably makes like gay ass tiktoks while
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: he's on the job.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: No, he does.
• 41:29
  Speaker 9: He probably sets up Yeah, because you were there, he
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: probably sets up the trot he does like a day
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: a day with the day cutting stone.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: No. No, and and let me say this, so he's
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: he's not even the stone guy. His brother is and
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I won't say their names.
• 41:45
  Speaker 9: Ugly brother.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: They're both beautiful. They're both.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: To get a look at the parents.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Well that's what we need to know. But both of
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: these guys shout out Quinn and Ben oh, okay, I'll
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: drop their name, Ben Listens. Ben's gonna hear this, and
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: he's got a girlfriend, so I'm not worried. You know.
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: Did you tell him well?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I said, I said, has anyone ever stopped both of
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: you guys to model?
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't even a weird question. It was like
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: it was bro These guys were both six foot five. Okay,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I don't even know how to describe them. I mean
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: they were ridiculously good looking, to the point where it
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: was like, get the fuck out of here that you're
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: going to do the stone work. I'll do the stone work. Guys,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: you go take a nap or something. Let's keep you inside.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Was it a family business?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Like? Was their dad? And so? So?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: The brother who's Quinn, he got into stonework, you know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I think he had like a fashion degree or our
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: arts degree or something and then went and apprenticed in
• 42:53
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• 43:00
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• 43:02
  Speaker 3: years now, learning like a very old fashioned trade I
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: think of stone. So they're interesting too. He's unbelievable and
• 43:11
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• 43:12
  Speaker 9: Did he have like a b you have, like a
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: nice book in his back pocket, folded in half.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: No, they were rugged, a copy of the Art of War. Due,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: they were rugged. Okay, yeah, this isn't Franco. Franco used
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: to keep books in his back pocket, full paperback books
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: on the set of that show you freaksing.
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: Case is that's performative. Yeah, in the back pocket, folded
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: in half. Yeah, perform carry the fucking book. You can't
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: sit anywhere.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: I forgot. I had this my spine. I got four
• 43:49
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• 43:55
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• 43:58
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• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Book on the back book in the back pockets, like
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: rolling the cigarettes up in your sleeve. Yeah, that's a
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: good comp But that is that is cool. I like
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: that cigarettes in the slave It's way cooler. No, it's
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: not way cooler.
• 44:10
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• 44:13
  Speaker 9: It's a greaser's move.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: When you think of that, do you associate it more
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: with like, yeah, grease or Vietnam?
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: That would say Vietnam?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, these guys were incredibly handsome, super
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: cool dudes. Uh, he Ben came and saw you when
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: you were in Philly?
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: What what? What when?
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know, probably the most recent time.
• 44:38
  Speaker 9: Then he's probably saw a damn good show, my bet.
• 44:40
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• 44:42
  Speaker 3: I'll be in Philly in October. Tickets are almost sold out,
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• 44:48
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• 44:48
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• 44:52
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• 44:54
  Speaker 1: think that would be like our actual models.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I think we could do that, or we could just
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: make merch with their faces on it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Is that how modeling works? Do you just wear like
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Kate Moss's face on your.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty meta. Yeah that is.
• 45:08
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• 45:11
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• 45:44
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• 45:49
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely. I mean he's definitely still got some in
• 46:00
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• 46:04
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if it was sexy.
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: I don't think he was consented.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: He tried, and he tried to he was doing some
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: shady ship.
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: What I've heard is that he was groping and is
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: he but he grows and he'd be groping. But I
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: think he was groping dick.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah. But did he do the time?
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: Well, I don't think he went. He never went to jail.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: He went to he went to trial. He went to
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• 46:33
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• 46:35
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• 46:39
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• 46:42
  Speaker 1: fantasy teams. Everybody's fine with it, or like there's the
• 46:46
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  Speaker 9: I think it's like fantasy college because it's like you
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: can have him on your team, but it doesn't mean
• 46:53
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• 46:56
  Speaker 9: think I think so because I got a Xavier Worthy
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: and I don't really like him. What did he do
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: as a player?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: No, I just hate the Chiefs. I've always I never
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: I didn't want to draft. I didn't want to draft.
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  Speaker 13: Any Chief How How was that similar to you brought
• 47:11
  Speaker 13: up fantasy football? Yeah, but I'm talking about like he
• 47:14
  Speaker 13: did Rice, he like smacked his girlfriend.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: No, that wasn't was it exibiar worthy? Kareem Kareem Hunt.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: I think Andy Reid just likes to keep a little Yeah,
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: and that's Andy Reid's type. Kareem Hunt. Kareem Hunt was
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: not even on the team. Yeah last year, and then
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: Andy Reid called him up and he was like, we're
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: gonna put all that in the past.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: You're still hitting your girlfriend. Yeah, we need a stud
• 47:38
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• 47:39
  Speaker 9: You're still kicking your girlfriend. The check goes out with
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: a hamstring injury.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Did you He also had uh Rashid Rice who had
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: some crazy ship. He got some car and like did
• 47:56
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• 47:58
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• 48:00
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• 48:01
  Speaker 9: But did you see this past week that it came
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: out full of those boys as well?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: No, they don't Jalen Carter. No, but do you see
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Andy Reid's in.
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: Some something Jalen car killed somebody in a car crash.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: No, he was. He was in a he was racing
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: cars and someone in the other car died.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: You guys are in a good spot. I have to
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: go to the bathroom. So bad of your back?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Did you see that Andy Reid?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Someone isn't that the same thing? Someone tried to shoot
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: He didn't like hit them with the car. He was
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: in his car. They weren't hit their car.
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: And how did they die?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: They crashed? They crashed their car. Do you see Andy Reid?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Someone tried to shoot through his office so.
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: Like they were like, uh, try to take him out.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: They were like bullets through his office in twenty twenty four.
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: Oh, I didn't see that. That's insane.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: And now they have bulletproof glass up in Andy Reid's office.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: It's probably Kareem hunt.
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: Probably, yeah, probably, just a couple of warning shots. You
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: can cut me. Yeah, it was Kareem Hunting. Not on
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: the team anymore.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know Kareem.
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: He played pretty well year.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I mean he's a he's a tank, violent back. He
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: just gotta channel it.
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so the chief still, Pacheco might have a good year.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: I hate Pacheco though. I think Pachecko, the way that
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: he runs infuriates you.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: See Terry McLaurin just got an extension.
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: No how much, thirty eight million. It doesn't say sounds
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: like it's fake news.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: None.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I just drafted him in that fantasy draft last night.
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: I know, big mistake.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Why he's he just got signed. I was betting on
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: them signing him and signed that for.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Three for ninety six. So he's getting thirty two a year.
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: I think he was asking for twenty.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Eight, and so they gave him more than he was
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: asking for.
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: Or maybe not, maybe he wanted more than twenty eight.
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: That might have been what it was and he got
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: thirty two as well, just settled for twenty eight at
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: that point.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: He's gonna go dumb this year.
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: I was last night. I was up until probably two
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: thirty just trying to figure out how to how to
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: fix my team.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: You fucked your team.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: I fucked my team up bad.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to say that's what's happening, but dude
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: that I was. I was texting on the side, being like, dude,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: pick up JK Dollins. You shouldn't have taken text me.
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: That, though I was already in scramble mode. Really, it's
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: like this team is I mean, I'm looking at the roster.
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: I'm like, this is not a championship.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Team because I needed running back too.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: But I was like, damn sassy running back more.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Than I do.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Let me help him out. Let me get fucking JK.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Dobbins on his team just for week weeks one through
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: five until R is ready to spend.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to get Chubba. I'm trying to trade Brandon
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: Evan Ingram for for Chubba Hubbard.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna do it. He has three
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: tight ends already, but no, the two rookies they just.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: He has he needs, he needs a week one guy.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he has he has, Like doesn't he have
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Kyle Pitts, Colson Lovelin and Tyler.
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: Kyle Pitts isn't gonna be good.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the other two are like first round pick rookies. Yeah.
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: Warren's pretty sick man. My team is just awful. I'll
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: make some adjustments though. Draft last year wasn't good. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 9: just fucked up by I did I took by taking
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: It was a total panic. How do I see the
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: draft board? Because I would like to explain why I took.
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: I took Drake May and r J. Harvey in round four?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: How's it going? No, you left?
• 51:20
  Speaker 9: This is what it was. It was because it just.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Doesn't feel like we're podcasting anymore. It feels like you
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: two are on like a lunch date.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna wrap this up. But it was because Mouke
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: took James.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Both on your phones.
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: Muke took James Cook, which I wasn't expecting at all.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: I was like, no one's gonna take James Cook, and
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: that was my plan. And then it gets to me
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: and then I was like, shit, I need another QB.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Harry, do you want to talk about your R J. Harvey.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Do you have anything from your trip that you want
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: to talk about? No? Not really, I mean it looked cool. Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: Just vak Okay, just vak VAK Dobbins, VAK.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Dobbins, VAK Simmons.
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna need JK. Dobbins to have a dominant Week one.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: How free do you feel that you don't need h
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: fantasy football in your life this year?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I made the right call. I mean, for the
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: sake of the league. You know, I realized there's just
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: no way we did.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: A thousand dollars buying this year.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: No you didn't. No, we didn't. Two hundred that's pretty substantial.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I the only way I would have been able to
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: keep up is by having someone do it for me.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: And then that's it feels like cheating.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: You should have had those sexy ass Stonemasons do it
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: They got bigger things to bigger fish to fry.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking onyx sheet dude.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: They said something really nice to me on the way out,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: because I think I asked them how tall they were
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: and they were like, we're about six or five. And
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: on the way out, as we were saying buy and
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: shaking hands. Ben was like, you know, you could pull
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: off six'. Five they said that to, Me what the
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: fuck does that? Mean, well it means THAT i could
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Tell he THINKS i could tell PEOPLE i. AM i
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: couldn't six. THREE i can't Say i'm six.
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: Five there's the difference between six three and six it's. Huge,
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: yeah it's. Massive, yeah six five you're entering like freak.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: TERRITORY i don't even THINK i don't even THINK i
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: can tell People i'm six. FOUR i think there's a
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: huge gulf between six three and six.
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: Four six' four is someone like you see them coming and, you're,
• 53:17
  Speaker 9: like oh that.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: GUY'S tall i, THINK unfortunately i think six three is
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the top of the of the middle range. Of tall
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: this is the last. Normal height, it's like it's like
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: it's if you're if you're six to oh to, Six
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Three like i'm the tallest of that, middle tier.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: The only good heights.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Six six you're fucking, six, Six dude, holy SMOKES well
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: i knew you. Were tall six six is nuts?
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: Is insane you know. You're easy it's tall.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: As hell what did you grow like? The most did
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: you go through a? Crazy spurder was it.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Pretty, steady wait did you guys Know That dennis rodman
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: was five to nine when he was twenty, years old
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: and he had a gross bird to grow to six' nine.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: In his twenties he never picked up a basketball until
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: he was, in his twenties and he was five. Nine
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: at twenty he was just.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: JOCKEY until twenty. I don't know the horse just started
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: getting our.
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: Threats Six that's a so he. GREW a foot i
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: grew a foot.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: In his, twenties, that's. Nuts nuts crazy and then he
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Or like his pituitary glen like has like a.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Tumor in it that's crazy in the sense of that
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: his body remained athletic in.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: SPITE of that i think, he gained athleticism.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Do YOU know?
• 54:47
  Speaker 14: What?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I mean though to grow that much that quickly that
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: late in life and not lose coordination and become, Kind,
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: of bumbly.
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah it's nuts he must have. Been packing on he
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: must have been eaten like a motherfucker. IN his twenties
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: i think that was the other.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: That people say it could have been like a pituitary,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: like gland explosion or that he had he was. Like,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: severely malnourished first first twenty years of life and then
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: it was just like got three square meals a day
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and packed.
• 55:12
  Speaker 11: On a foot, he could have but it is crazy
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: for changing up your diet always can give you a
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: foot an extra foot more inches.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: In, four months no.
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: That's like you have to be. Hospitalized, for that yeah
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: if you grow eight inches, and four months it's like
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: every you're waking up like you're making up an inch taller.
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: Once a week.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Like. You, feel it yeah you definitely.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Feel that, grist that's crazy.
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: That's so nuts imagine you had to buy all new
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: clothes over the course.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Of.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: FOUR months yeah i think he was just like a
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: sassy gay five nine twenty YEAR old And i guess
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I'M in, The, nba now.
• 55:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah taking tea.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: But for them to say you can pull off six' Five,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: LIKE it's a, no i definitely can't and like it's. Like. A, fashion.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Choice yeah no it was a really. Nice thing to
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: say but you.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Could lie to people and say your height's. Different, Than
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: NO i'm lucky where. I don't round up i'm SIX
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: foot three and. I actually round down i'm six foot
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: three AND a QUARTER and i. AND i go Down
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: i don't say. I'M almost six four i don't say
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: six three and.
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: A half because you're. Not, almost SIX four.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah but i do. A lot of it almost every
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: dude on earth rounds up, every dude, on earth not me.
• 56:38
  Speaker 9: Not, me five eleven no you're. NOT six to one i.
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: Round down.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Five three you start telling, people, you're five three dude
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: is every. Bit of five seven.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: That was so nice of them to. Give you that compliment.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: It was really nice do you think that you were just?
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Keeping compliments on them, and they were like let's balance the.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Ledger a little bit it may have Been that.
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: Balance the excel spreadsheet once you tipped, them five, hundred
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: dollars they're like should we we should say. Something, THAT
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: the guy yes.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I literally tipped them five hundreds of, really.
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: DAMN fifty each.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Dude i liked these. Guys so much fifty they also
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: did something for me that Was very difficult to is?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: THIS for. THE table i won't i don't want to get,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: into what it was but the what they had to
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: come and do. Was was really Hard the statue of HE'S.
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: BUILDING. Like an, h h, holmes layer.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: The TOMB the body that i had been meant trying
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: to Make disappear In. Six inches of granite have?
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: You guys ever waked have you Ever Read that book
• 57:52
  Speaker 9: The Devil In the white The Devil, In The white
• 57:54
  Speaker 9: house City Level.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: In, The white city, Yeah I've. Read it, eric, larson
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: it's good. SOLID it's pretty good i, didn't love that
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: one to. Be honest with you, it's a little dense.
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: And it's also like it's nothing really. HAPPENS until the.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: End i didn't care That Much, about the world's, fair
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: not at all and so that was. Pretty heavy on
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: That If, you like eric larson is that's the Guy
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Who did the. FAR side the comics. I, don't think.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: So uh it's no this guy you're Thinking Of.
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: History in white City gary In the.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Garden of beasts Is Actually a, better eric larson book which,
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Is really really good And it's about The american ambassador
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: In berlin as like hitler's coming to power And him warning, the, american,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: government like hey guys there's some bad, shit happening over, here,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: and they're. Like, no there isn't yeah and his daughter
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: they're having hosts and parties all The Time for the
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: third REICH and like the ss officers are coming and
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: his daughter is out, banging all the officers so basically.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: The, sound of music.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much. You going on seventeen that's Why.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: You hated the. Nazis they're terrible guys what the? Genocide,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: or the racism no. They're fucking my daughter?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: You should date me when? Will you come.
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: Around crazy to be A? Groupie for?
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: The nazis so Nuts what was the nazis?
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Name?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: That Was banging Lisel, fritz fritz. Fitzz yeah horny ass
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: liasel gets in The house the more, nazi, Dick for you.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Dude he gets her attention by throwing. Rocks at His
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Window and the von trapp. State Was Pretty beautiful if
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: I'M lisel's dad and i find out that that little
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: piece of ship is throwing, Rocks, at the.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Window Yeah like, A john, hughes? Movie GROW up, asshole
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: like id say? Damn pop punk? Song that beat it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: Maybe that's What Was happening. At andy reid's office maybe, It's,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: having an affair yeah throwing. Rocks, AT his window yeah
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: i actually. Missed that whole? Story what happened there.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Someone Fired shots through andy reid's office window and he
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: had to. Put bulletproof glass.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Up your Got was he.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Inside, i'm, not sure Yep yeah he took, he took
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: nine shots like fifty and then just Came Out to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the super. Bowl, to, Many men damn dude.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 9: Have you guys Watched any of That Chiefs. Documentary on
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: disney plus There's too many, neither Apparently it's good. But
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: i'm not Kidding there's No Way i'm getting disney plus to,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: watch to watch them it's probably. Gonna make me mad.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: It's the, only thing, OH dude my my i don't,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: know why this happened but my. YouTube premium thing expires
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: it's because your.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Dad probably took it haven't you been letting?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Your?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: DAD log on.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: MAYBE i don't know i think, maybe because of that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: like the credit card i'd, PAID for it with i
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: lost it and changed, IT and so, my i don't.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Know whatever it is, All of a sudden i'm starting
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: to get. Ads ON YouTube again and i do see
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: the feedback to our pod that are Logged, into, THE right,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I AM i'm sure and i see that
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: we get feedback a lot that there's. Like too many
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: ads uh when you. Watch it on, YouTube first of
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: all we don't have anything. To do with that right.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Sas actually made that CALL sass is actually i actually don't.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: Know how it works do we have? Any control over.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: That we we do.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: We have no control we Have, No control over okay
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: i'm GONNA take back.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: What i just said. WE have some control I thought
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: it was i thought It WAS just YouTube like i
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: don't think it's bol but we don't.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Are.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: WHATEVER the case uh. I HAD YouTube premium now. I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: don't YouTube PREMIUM this is not i hate. To plug
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: YouTube subscription there fucking google doesn't deserve. Our goddamn free
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: ads paying whatever it is twelve thirteen fifteen bucks a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: month to not have ads on YouTube is some Of
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: the best. MONEY i've ever.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: Spent I think YouTube premium I, Would, Have, over NETFLIX.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: HULU yeah maybe hbo i WILL not stand when i
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: start a YouTube video and it's like, add, one OF
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: two yeah and i gotta WATCH some. Fucking back r three.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: That's like you ever try to watch a MOVIE, on
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: like your tv and it'll be like watch, for Free
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: with yeah with roku trial, Or whatever it is and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 9: then you watch it and starts off and it'll say, like, six,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: minutes yeah dude, yeah, AND you're LIKE oh i guess
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: i just got. To, strap in here.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah so out my advice. If if you can maybe
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: this is a tone, def thing to say but spend
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: the fifteen bucks a month. To not Have ads and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: maybe i'm shooting us in the foot, there by, saying
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: that BUT uh that's. What i would do. I'm gonna go.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: Back just Sign up for a patreon and uh we'll
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: be putting out our. Ad, Free episodes.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: There yeah patreons, outside Of our window like. Fritz, THROWING
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: fucking rocks.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah i get Like seventy emails.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: From.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: Patreon, a week.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah they don't. Understand our fucking structure of they.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: Don't understand. Our structure we, don't we're, not interested All.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Right, talk to dave well it's just good to know
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: that there. Is life for us when all three of
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Our contracts expire and, dave, doesn't renew us well.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be on months to months unless we fuck A. Coworker,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: on reality tv.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Okay so can we get an? UPDATE what's going on.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: I just got to say. ONE thing real quick i
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 9: rewatched the monologue and this. IS so off topic i
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 9: rewatched the monologue from a few good men that might
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: be up there with cent, of a woman's monologue SO
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: so Fucking Don't. I, have jack Nicholson yeah You've Seen
• 1:03:40
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  Speaker 9: did you.
• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: you just watched the monologue course On.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 9: Ten minutes at. Free banger ten minutes that ten minute.
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  Speaker 9: Scene in the courtroom i've.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Never watched that movie you've.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: Never, seen the movie, no oh. My god you're missing
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 9: that's the one where he says you? Can't handle the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: truth is?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: It a courtroom drama it's like.
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  Speaker 9: The only the ending is.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: In, the court room yeah technically it's but. It's, like,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: military court it's? Uh what's it about you. Bet your
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: fucking as it's like it's like soldiers that uh committed
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: whether or not they like, committed, A War crime right.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: Jack, nicholson, PLAYS like uh chie i. Don't know what
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 9: general it's like the, general or some ship but he
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: he orders a code red or like they think that
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 9: he ordered a, code red against uh some dude that
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: was staying at his base and then the guy died.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: In the code red so they're trying to figure out
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  Speaker 9: like if the code red was ordered or If it
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 9: was the. Marines that killed him.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: They did, something THAT was illegal as i haven't seen it.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: In a long time might just?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Tell, me, what happened uh.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Well he just? Did you, quoted him you. SAID you're. Goddamn,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: right i did yeah that's there's. The there's the movie he,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: did order the code. Pretty.
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  Speaker 9: Pretty famous scene.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah can you Tell? Us about beach? House? WHAT'S going on.
• 1:05:00
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• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: THEY'RE all Just uh i think tommy has. Been banging
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: multiple girls he smokes brought Home a. GIRL on friday
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: night i asked him what. He did, with her he said.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: He likes to eat is the exact words that he's.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: That guy is disgusting? Who?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: Talks like that wait who said?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: She likes to eat he said.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: He likes to eat he likes.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: To eat about.
• 1:05:24
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• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: Insane thing to.
• 1:05:32
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• 1:05:34
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• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Anaco rekindled their.
• 1:05:38
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• 1:05:41
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• 1:05:46
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• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: a cannibal a misspack bang sounds like.
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  Speaker 9: He's a real eater.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I'm doing it all you. Can eat this weekend bring
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: me another. Plate, of that woman dude.
• 1:06:07
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• 1:06:09
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• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: like i'm. Watching those videos after because they. Just did,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 9: the camp they went.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: So they weren't weren't. Home, for twelve days.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah because they did they went, what chore to camp,
• 1:06:20
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  Speaker 3: Fortnite oh the camp they Went to, The camp and,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: yeah i'll say this the camp. Thing, looked really. FUN
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: yeah probably was i wish we. COULD have done that
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  Speaker 3: i don't think.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: We're gonna Go Out to like coney island a couple
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 9: of us in.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: Theast couple of weeks we'll Clean The subways camp.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: New york bar stool we're gonna set up tents on
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 9: the baseball Diamonds And Protest mom donnie.
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• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: just pick up trash on the.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Side of the highway that that looked like a lot
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  Speaker 3: of fun AND it, LOOKED like i KNOW i feel
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: like i would have. Loved all of It why wouldn'
• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:05
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• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: because i have been traveling a lot lately for work
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: and kind of need to stay focused on. Some STUFF
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: right now but.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I think that people, look like good athletes like when
• 1:07:19
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  Speaker 1: to the barceol people. When they do well but they
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: were people. Were, like hitting dingers.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah the baseball. THING they looked. GOOD i don't know
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: i just love lakes and kayaks and, canoes and. You
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: know inflatable toys.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Can we just as a show we are we can,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: do something like that? JUST like us together i.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Want to get outside. WE said we should i think we. All,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: should do it yeah we should. DO something like that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: i want, you, To BE there, obviously but i, think.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: But, like what let's okay let's let's just use this
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: time to like actually like brainstorm what we actually.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Could or would do Why Don't we Do bo peters
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  Speaker 3: and harry uh with but without them, and just us three.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Let's do that Trip Let's Do The bo peters nate
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• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: trip only. Well there you go the, gauntlet has been
• 1:08:15
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• 1:08:18
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• 1:08:19
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• 1:08:22
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:08:29
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• 1:08:40
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• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I love that.
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• 1:09:25
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• 1:09:33
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• 1:09:37
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• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: a wet suit, i'll wear A Wetsuit, The Full. Cuba
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  Speaker 9: Bron what video game could we?
• 1:09:52
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• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Against each other anything or anything Sports?
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  Speaker 3: Related OR, JUST. MADDEN probably fifa Fifa. I could Do,
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  Speaker 3: Fifa just do Madden. Just run.
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  Speaker 1: Back madden i'm. Boring i'm gonna lose you beat. Me
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: that one time i've never played CELL so that'd be
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: i would just do any of this. Stuff WITH you
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: too like i don't. KNOW anything about fishing i think
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: it'd be fun to fail and. HAVE you, like teach
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: i mean how? MANY days is realistic i don't think.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: FIVE days is realistic i think two or, three, days
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: is realistic though? HOW far is realistic i think, the drive,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: is realistic more. Realistic than a flight but we could
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: drive To Anywhere in. The tri state area you. Could
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: drive north north are we? Going to your place are
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: we getting? THE a frame cabin i think.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: We need to the Stars having.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: Conversations around you're hated camping sounds fun. Until you're actually.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: Camping it won't help the worst thing about camping is
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: going fishing all day and then not being able to
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: like get get out and like. Dry off and shower
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: you just go back to the camp and, it's thirty
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 9: degrees out not when. It's fucking freezing outside don't. Wait,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: till next year okay we. Can, do it now no
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 9: sounds like We're.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Gonna. Wait till july.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: Ron what's that? SLICE on your.
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  Speaker 9: Looks like it's fresh?
• 1:11:34
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• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah watch mascots episode two is. Coming out on
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: tomorrow make sure you guys watch, episode TWO as well
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: because i think episode.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Episode two is like EPISODE two and six i. Heard
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  Speaker 1: of the best.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: Episode two is one.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: OF my funny episodes.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 9: I think also like episode one does a lot of like,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: setting UP the store and i think episode two. Is
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 9: like really funny.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Were there some parts where like you guys are actually
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: like it seemed like you were like, It seemed like
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: real like you're like laughing at. Interactions with like strangers
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: was that real?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Or? Was that acting.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah that was REAL that was just i was. Just
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: filming them walking that was like. The, first, day, cool
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 9: yeah yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Alright check Out mascots Go, See, Francis, And, Philly.
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  Speaker 9: Fall i got milwaukee coming up. In like two weeks please.
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• 1:12:37
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