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Dick Tips | Wednesday April 30, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trentholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth,
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  Speaker 1: two thy twenty five. On today's show, everyone talks about
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  Speaker 1: the most popular baby names. Well, Trey has dug up
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  Speaker 1: some of the rarest baby names and awesomely, the worst
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  Speaker 1: busin escape you've ever heard of. That's today inside the
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse and we start yes with this. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: you did a payload stension here. This headline goes hard,
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  Speaker 1: so I need you to brace yourselves. The San Antonio
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  Speaker 1: funeral home mogul named Dick Tips is taking firms in
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  Speaker 1: against his hoads, like a headline straight out of the
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  Speaker 1: Onion or the Abalon Tree. But no, no, this is
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  Speaker 1: a San Antonio Express News, an actual behind a paywall
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  Speaker 1: news outlet. So some of the information I have in
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  Speaker 1: this story is dark or murky. But can you believe
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  Speaker 1: Dick Tips woke up one morning wooden hand and said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna build a funeral home empire. Very impressive. His
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  Speaker 1: very full name is Robert Tips. Dick is his nickname,
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  Speaker 1: and he's taking his h away head on.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know a lot about white people nicknames.
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  Speaker 2: But is it Robert, Bob and Richard Dick?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, so he picked I'm gonna say it, he
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  Speaker 2: picked Dick.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we don't know that Dick may have been thrust upon.
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  Speaker 2: Him, you know, and he's an adult.
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  Speaker 3: At any point you can change it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can, you can say no, yeah too, that
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  Speaker 1: nick tis.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to know, like if they're being invited
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  Speaker 2: to dinner and it's like, you know, you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's another couple, Like, hey, so who are we inviting?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's like we'll invite a few people. It's like, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: just invite you know, just just the Tips. We wanted
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  Speaker 2: to be intimate evening, just us in the Tips.
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  Speaker 1: Look, if you didn't need more evidence that we're all
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  Speaker 1: extremely childish, here for middle aged men.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, exhibits A, B, and C.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is an actual story, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: A funeral home mogul Robert Dick Tips is taking a
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  Speaker 1: San Antonio homeowners association to court over its removal of
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  Speaker 1: a billboard from property he owns. Mister Tips is the
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  Speaker 1: chairman and CEO of Mission Park funeral chapels and cemeteries,
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  Speaker 1: and he alleges one or more persons believed to have
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  Speaker 1: been acting on behalf of, or in conspiracy with, the
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  Speaker 1: Coronado Enclave Homeowners Association went on to his property and
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  Speaker 1: unlawfully removed a sign. While mister Dick Tips doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: who trespassed to remove the billboard, he says the association
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  Speaker 1: and one of the five individual and one of the
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  Speaker 1: five individual defendants are likely to have knowledge about what
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  Speaker 1: happened to it. So here we have a big conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: against mister Dick Tips. Look, I realized that career day
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  Speaker 1: in school, there wasn't a funeral director in attendance to
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  Speaker 1: talk to us about the profession, let alone becoming a
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  Speaker 1: mogul in the industry. Maybe because they saw his name
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  Speaker 1: and wouldn't let him in the school. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I will say this, if you really want to
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  Speaker 1: get in the head. Damn it screw up my on punchline,
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  Speaker 1: but I will say this, if you really want to
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  Speaker 1: get ahead in life, I suggest cozying to Dick Tips
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  Speaker 1: Dick Tips Funeral Home.
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  Speaker 3: You know Dick had another business too. What's up? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: During covid.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: He also became a meltman, and uh yeah, he had
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  Speaker 4: to figure out, uh how to buy three thousand gallons
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  Speaker 4: of milk. But then once he secured the load, he
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  Speaker 4: printed a truck and brought it from Tyler to San Antonio,
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  Speaker 4: drove it home.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, then he took it to the streets. There's
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  Speaker 2: times I'm wondering if he started drinking again.
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  Speaker 3: Just y'all think I'm making that up.
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  Speaker 1: The link actually sounds very familiar.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're not kidding.
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  Speaker 4: No, my apology.
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  Speaker 1: My poor memory. I thought it sounded familiar like some
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  Speaker 1: other news story that we had talked about that I
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  Speaker 1: was having a hard time connecting the dots. But I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to be the only person to say I
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  Speaker 1: don't get it. But now I do because you sent
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  Speaker 1: the link. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Tre It became a milkman from.
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  Speaker 1: From services to food delivery. How dick Tips became San
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  Speaker 1: Antonio's new milk.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We were just commiserating about
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  Speaker 1: the huge story out of San Antonio involving mister Dick Tips,
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  Speaker 1: the funeral home mogul who is going to war with
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  Speaker 1: his HOA over a billboard in his yard. You're right, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: We really didn't even get into the actual story about
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  Speaker 1: him going head to head with his hoa. But that's
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  Speaker 1: really it. That's all we know because it's behind a
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  Speaker 1: paywall like lots of things like that. But it's just
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  Speaker 1: because he thinks someone stole a billboard out of his yard.
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  Speaker 1: And now I don't know if that billboard was promoting
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  Speaker 1: his funeral home business or his side hustle that he
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  Speaker 1: started during the pandemic. Because Trey wasn't making it up.
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  Speaker 1: He actually sent us the link to Dick Tip's side hustle. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want the newsletter. Jesus Christ. I really hate
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  Speaker 1: pop ups, from funeral services to food delivery. How Dick
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  Speaker 1: Tips became San Antonio's new milkman. I can't believe it
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  Speaker 1: says it, but it says it right here, newsfor San
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  Speaker 1: Antonio dot Com. After securing the load, Dick Tips secured
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  Speaker 1: a Highland milk truck, insured it under his name, of course,
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  Speaker 1: and began taking to the streets. Oh man, good on him?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 1: He's spreading joy in the San Antonio community.
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  Speaker 3: Let the Tips milk flow.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, Raj, As a man whose actual name is
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  Speaker 1: Robert Tips, getting the nickname that he has is strange
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  Speaker 1: and kind of rare because you don't have a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of people going by that name these days. As
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  Speaker 1: much as gen Z likes to do throwback things like
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  Speaker 1: making mullets cool or the really gross, you know, pencil
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  Speaker 1: thin mustaches with them and dressing like they're honestly our grandparents,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen certain old school names come back into fashion,
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  Speaker 1: Dick being one of them. I mean, that was a
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  Speaker 1: very popular nickname for someone named Richard for many, many
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  Speaker 1: years and it's fallen out of favor for obvious reasons,
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  Speaker 1: you would think, so, I'm surprised they haven't embraced that one.
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  Speaker 1: But there are some very interesting ones, Trey. You found
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  Speaker 1: this because most people will discuss the popular baby names,
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  Speaker 1: like the top baby names for boys and girls each year.
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  Speaker 1: But you managed to dig up the list of the
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  Speaker 1: rarest baby names.
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  Speaker 3: Why. Some of them are quite entertaining.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I needed to hear any examples, because the
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  Speaker 1: list I mean you're talking about, it's the list you sent,
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  Speaker 1: is from all fifty states and the District of Columbia
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  Speaker 1: the least popular names. So I mean you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: some real randos here as far as baby names are concerned.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, these are the kids that are going to
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  Speaker 1: grow up to have some serious issues, I think, because
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  Speaker 1: when you have a really rare name, it's probably really dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Well you're gonna have to contend with that your entire life.
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  Speaker 3: Arizona had a no name.
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  Speaker 1: Let mean, look, he's not making that up, Roger. It
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  Speaker 1: actually is the rarest name in Arizona. No name M
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  Speaker 1: N O N A M E.
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  Speaker 3: District of Columbia, meet clit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what me clit Oh, meet clit h. It's
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  Speaker 1: actually worse than what I thought. I initially heard m
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  Speaker 1: e k l i T m e k l i T.
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  Speaker 1: It could be mechlett. Yeah, yeah, I guess we don't
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  Speaker 1: know some of the pronunce siation on these, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that that would be It would be an interesting first
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  Speaker 1: day of class when the teachers going through the names,
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  Speaker 1: trying to pronounce these and go like, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to say that one out loud.
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  Speaker 4: RAJ will enjoy the next two because they're from Iowa
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  Speaker 4: and Kansas.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Iowa, the least popular baby name is Brex r e x.
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  Speaker 3: This was the least popular. This was just the most unique.
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  Speaker 1: Oh most unique, sorry Brex, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Kansas is Macklin m A c k l y
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  Speaker 1: N Well.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, mm, that's just too many declan's gotta have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I have a Maclin m.
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  Speaker 1: I like Louisiana's ryder r y d A.
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  Speaker 3: Mainz is solid.
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  Speaker 1: The most unique ab name out of Maine. Winner, Winner, Winner,
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  Speaker 1: w I n n e R Winner.
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  Speaker 2: That is, that's a lot of expectation to live up to.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of myth in.
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  Speaker 1: Maine just to let you know, well, now he's not
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  Speaker 1: just lobster now used to be a meth winner.
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  Speaker 3: Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: Uh fat me f a T m E. I guess
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  Speaker 1: it could be fat myth but a little baby fat God.
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  Speaker 3: These are well, I mean, that's a.
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  Speaker 2: That's A, that's a that's a Muslim name. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: this is this is Yeah, you can spell it different
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  Speaker 2: ways that you can put an h at the end
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 3: And it was Muslim. Yeah yeah, but.
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  Speaker 2: I mean Michigan also has Deerborn, which is the highest
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  Speaker 2: population of Muslims.
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  Speaker 3: Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the country.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Mississippi is a good one. Let's here it John Yisha.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like Keisha and John together j o
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  Speaker 1: h n e I s h A or maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: Joe Nisha, but it's j o Hnsel John Yisha. I
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  Speaker 1: like that name, Okay, I too. Hey, look, New Hampshire
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  Speaker 1: has my original name. I feel, I feel seen the
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  Speaker 1: most unique baby name in New Hampshire is baby Boy.
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  Speaker 1: That was my first name. That was the name I
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  Speaker 1: was given either by my biological mother or the hospital
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  Speaker 1: or the Oklahoma State Department of Healthy Human Services. On
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  Speaker 1: my original birth certificate. My first name was just baby boy.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I unwanted I was.
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  Speaker 1: They might even bother kid on there.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't bother to name you.
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  Speaker 3: We're not keeping him. They know they were.
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  Speaker 1: They were going to keep me. Why why bother?
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  Speaker 3: Like baby boy? Here you go. Couldn't even get a
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  Speaker 3: John Doe, not even a John Nisha.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty sad when you think about it. Last name's
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  Speaker 1: Guffy though.
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  Speaker 3: Supposedly baby boy Guffy.
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  Speaker 1: That was my original birth certificate coming out of the
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  Speaker 1: state of Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 3: I like that man.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like an old, like nineteen twenties mobster. Like
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to mess with old baby boy Guffy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's twenty twenty five and I'm a forty
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  Speaker 1: five year old man.
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  Speaker 2: Baby boy Guffy, you know he knows dick tits.
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  Speaker 1: They're old pals.
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  Speaker 3: They called him the Milkman.
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  Speaker 1: is Wednesday, April thirtieth, twenty twenty five. We were just
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  Speaker 1: talking about some of the rarest baby names state by state,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm always fast NATed where some people come up
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  Speaker 1: with the names for their children, because some are pretty
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  Speaker 1: obvious mashup names like the one I said, Johnisha j
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  Speaker 1: O h and John and then Esha. I mean that
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  Speaker 1: can be like Keisha or whatever. So it's that one
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  Speaker 1: seems pretty obvious as far as two names that have
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  Speaker 1: been put together. And then there's other ones. There's another
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  Speaker 1: one like that, the most unique name out of New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: Maria Edward, Like it's just all one word, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a hyphen Maria m A R I A and then
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  Speaker 1: Eduard E d U A R D. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: some of these are just very obvious, just two names
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  Speaker 1: slammed together. But like Raj, you and I were talking
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  Speaker 1: about this during the break, m I, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where some of these names come from. Like they're not
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  Speaker 1: so obvious like they just they seem purely made up.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was I've always wondered, I think you
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  Speaker 2: played for the Giants? Was Plaxico burs?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? The white said what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, where did Plexico come from? Like that just
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  Speaker 2: sounds like uh like equipment in the uh in the
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  Speaker 2: delivery room, like there was something, there was something named
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  Speaker 2: Plexico and she just kind of was giving birth and
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  Speaker 2: is like that's the name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, you're right. It's like if you can't think
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  Speaker 1: of a name, what do you do? You just start
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  Speaker 1: looking around the room to see what's available, what's around you.
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  Speaker 1: And you're right, Plexico does sound like a like a
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  Speaker 1: piece of medical equipment. Ah, let's name him Plexico IV birth.
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  Speaker 3: His middle name is ventilator.
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  Speaker 1: Better be happy she didn't see a colostomy bag when
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  Speaker 1: they asked her. But it really does. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: you wonder where some people come up with these names,
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  Speaker 1: because they're they're completely unique and have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: the inspiration is. That's a great example.
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  Speaker 3: It makes sense.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe some people are just looking around and that's how
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you get a baby named John Deere or.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Like the key and Peel sketch you know. Yeah, that
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: was based on the name the brickishaw Ferguson.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I remember seeing an interview with Keag and Michael Keane.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: It's like that's a real name.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Draft.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they had him on the like the
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: second season when they did the names again, I think
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: they had him on. I think it was like and
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: at the end it's like Pat Smith Dyu.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Well, while this name is not unique, it is one
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that you will remember. It's a story that I'm hoping
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: you remember. Australia's favorite fugitive has been caught. We first
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: told you about Valerie the Miniature docs in last month.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: After almost eighteen months lost in the bush, this Wiener
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: dog is safe and sound. This is just outstanding news.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Remember Valerie the mini docks and who told you about
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: so it was about eighteen months ago she ran off
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: while she was tied up at the camp site that
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: her mommy and daddy had her at. She escaped from
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: her pen. She was on a camping trip with her
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: humans on Kangaroo Island and South Australia. November twenty twenty three.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: She escaped from her pin and ran off into the bush.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: They spent the rest of their week on the island,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: searching desperately for Valerie the Wiener Dog. Her humans eventually
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: had to return to the mainland without her. They had
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: little hope that the tiny pup could have survived in
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the wild, especially since she was such a princess at home.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Sightings of Valerie in March of this year confirmed that
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: she was indeed alive, but she proved very difficult to catch.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: She avoided people and cars. She hadn't fallen for any
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: of the traps shut by the set by the Congala
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Wildlife Rescue until now. The organization confirmed last Friday that
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: after an estimated one thousand volunteer hours, Valerie has been caught.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: After weeks of tireless it's by volunteers and partner organizations,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: She's been safely rescued and is fit and well. Absolutely
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: thrilled and deeply relieved that Valerie the docks and is
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: finally safe and able to begin her transition back to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: her loving parents. So an outstanding story. Valerie the Wiener
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Dog survives the Australian bush for almost eighteen months, and
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: we didn't expect a happy ending here, but we're really
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: glad we.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Got one m hmm, that's awesome.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: When you said an Australian fugitive, I was like, oh,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: they found my ex wife.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: No, she's still in the looser she's a loose can.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: She's in Brooklyn.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: They've just kind of written that off at this point, Like,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: but yeah, no, this is great news. I'm really I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: am genuinely surprised. Look, I didn't think they'd ever find
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: this dog because all the effort that they went to
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: try to catch Valerie the wiener dog in the Australian
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Outback on this island, she avoids all of them, making
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: you think, well, you know what, maybe she is indeed
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: just living her best life. She's loving life in the
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Australian out back.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder what, like, what do you what did
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: she What did she eat and what did she Where
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: did she get you know, water?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Like that's an interesting There were there were some reports
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: that some of the people that live on the island
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: were leaving out food and water, and that she would
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: occasionally be seen enjoying the kindness of strangers. Otherwise, it's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: it's dog stuff. You're going around scavenging, finding stuff to
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: eat and drink where you can.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's the Australian outback, like there's stuff that
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: will eat that dog exactly.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That's why we're also surprised, and we weren't expecting to
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: get such a happy ending here.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also Funeral Home logal Dick Tips is also relieved.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: I think they're going to start an advice columns.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Exactly. There it is.
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• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ. Today's Wednesday, April thirtieth,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: two thousand and twenty five. When you hear prison escape,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: you think about the famous ones like alcatraz Or, even
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Andy Dufrayn in Shawshank Redemption an elaborate, painstaking plan.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: But not this idiot.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Lucas Brown is back in custody following a whole thirty
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: five minute escape attempt from the Pueblo County Detention Center
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: in Pueblo, Colorado. How did this mastermind do it? He
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: just ran off two days before his release date.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Oh God, You.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Know how we say sometimes that we specialize in stupid
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: here on this show, Lucas Brown is the epitome of it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Two days before his release he tries to escape and
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: it's not even a good escape. He was part of
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the Kitchen Trustee program. He was taking out the trash
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and just like I'm just gonna run now, this took
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: off running, lasted the whole thirty five minutes on his own,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: out there free in the world. All he had to
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: do was wait two more days and he could have
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: done whatever he wanted and not not have been pursued
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: by police. Now he's back in Now he's back in jail.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: He's no longer a kitchen trustee by the way, yes,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: that makes sense, and he's gonna spend even longer in jail.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And this is not the first time he's done it either.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: He's a he's a two time escape artist, which really
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: that's a real insult to escape artists somewhere.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: David Blaine's like, f you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Bro, I had to work at this. You just went
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: for a jog. But that's really that's that's what Lucas did.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Ran down the street for about half an hour.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: He had a job lined up with dick tips. You
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: can stay in prison for that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I imagine the pay is better over outside the prison though.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had Uh, we had people in high school.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: My high school graduating class was two ninety nine. Uh,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: it ended up being two ninety five the day of
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: graduation because four people dropped out of high school the
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: day before graduation. What and they were yeah, and they
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: were going to graduate and they had made a pact
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: that they were not going to go to graduation. So
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: they dropped out of high school the day before.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Why what were they trying to make some sort of
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: a statement. What's the deal?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Uh, they're just dumb, like that's all
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I know. Uh.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: They had to amend like the lineup because we're like,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: we're now down to two ninety five instead of two
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: ninety nine. It was like, what happened? Four people dropped
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: out yesterday, So it's it's it's it's very much the
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: same as this guy.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: You have two days left. Just stick around, yeah, sleep,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: sleep in yeah really? Uh do you know where where
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: these dropouts are now?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: No? God, No, Probably probably at the Broms Town East. Yeah, absolutely,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: a down east.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: We're probably running the sword store.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Don't give them that much credit.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're thriving, they're still they're still stalking it on topic. No,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: but this is this is true. According to Pueblo Sheriff
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: David Lucero, the inmate was gone for about thirty five
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: minutes after walking out of the detention center. They confirmed
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the inmate, identified as Lucas Brown, back in custody following
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: assistance from Pueblo police and locating him. According to the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Sheriff's office, inmates designated as kitchen trustees were cleaning up
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: for the night. Brown went to throw out the trash
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and took off, running west of ninth Street. According to
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Captain Don ballas a security captain at the Pueblo County
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Detention Center, he worked in the kitchen since March thirty first,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: so for twenty four days he's been working and never
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: had an issue. At the time of his escape, Brown
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: had just two days left on his sentence. The sheriff's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: office said he was originally sentenced to ninety days for
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: criminal mischief. He now faces additional charges, will no longer
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: be released, and is also no longer a trustee. So
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: there you have it. Two days, two days left.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's when you just take off running down
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: the street and you think, like the sheriff was just
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: standing there watching him, like we can see you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Like the only reason that lasted thirty five minutes is
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: because they just they just wanted to see how far
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: he could get before.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: They're just calling other sheriffs out like, hey, come here
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: and watch this.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: You guys gotta see this bro. They're like they're all
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: watching it on the on the traffic cameras. Look at
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: this idiogo. That's probably what it was. They're all taking
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: bets to see how long he can go before he
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: stops to walk a little bit.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: He stopped at the red light.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: They didn't even want to waste the dog on him,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you know what, just just let him tire himself out.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: He'll he'll be back.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: That would have been great had he done that and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: just come right back like sorry, I didn't I'm out
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: of shape.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: All the phone calls between departments with the county sheriffs
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and the city. Please look at the idiot, Hey is
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: that Lucas?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: It sure is.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He got out again.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: They just they just gonna make it this time. Look
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: at that smile on his face. He's all full of hope.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I would have loved it some if like two of
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the cops would have put like a like a police
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: tape up, like a finishing line and just have him
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: breakthrough it like you got it, buddy, No, no, no.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Spike st But but across.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: I think the cops bothered. I think they were like,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: let parking enforcement handle this one.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Throwing my bone.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't ever get to taze anybody.
• 33:35
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  Speaker 1: That's raj. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth, twenty twenty five.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lucas.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Travis Scott turns thirty four today. He's a rapper and
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: baby daddy to Kylie Jenner's daughter.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: That's truly it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: He and Kylie dressed up as Marvel characters in twenty
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: nineteen to celebrate his birthday along with the release of Avengers.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: In game, Kylie was Captain Marvel, Travis was iron Man,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: and their baby was a tiny thorn. Oh, now we're
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get And this is Travis Scott, the one that
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: concerts have a tendency to lead to stampedes and bodily injury. Yes,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: despite numerous warnings from local authorities.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think it was in Houston. Yep.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Well, he's done it at a couple of them, but
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Houston was a huge, huge problem. Yeah, and now he's
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: as casual to me.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody died, but it was like a
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: mass injury incident.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: And now he's in the WWE with he's buddied up
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: with John Cena.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: You know what, that makes total sense because once you've
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: done your training with the Kardashians, you're ready for Monday Night.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Raw I cracked myself out of other birthdays today, it's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: actually a pretty exciting birthday day. Anna to Armis is
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: thirty seven today. Anna to Armis is thirty seven. She's
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the Cuban Spanish actress who's starring in the upcoming John
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Wick spin off Ballerina. Looks fantastic. She's also Marta in
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Knives Out. If you guys haven't seen that Knives Out
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: to great movie. She was a bond girl in No
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Time to Die, Joy in Blade Runner twenty forty nine,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and Marilyn Monroe in the movie Blonde. By the way,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: she was also another movie with John Wick, So the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Ballerina movie, which is a John Wick spin off based
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: on the trailer that I saw a few weeks back.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: John Wick Keanu Reeves has an appearance in that film
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: with an Armis. I forget what the name of the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: movie was, but there was a film where she and
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend knock on the door of Keanu Reeves and
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: seduce him and get video of it, and blackmail and
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So this is not going to be Annada
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Armis and Keanu Reeves first film together. So they've done
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: this before.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: And I believe she's dating Tom Cruise.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. The last I heard she was. At
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: one point she was with Ben Affleck. After that that
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: was a couple of years ago. After that, I'm not sure.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: And by the way, they've they've confirmed John Wick five
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: with Keanu Reeves. Yeah, so he didn't die.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. I don't think anyone is at this point.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: They might as well rename that franchise Sacred Cow because
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: he ain't dying.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Have y'all seen the crazy story? And now I'm donna
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: blank on who it was. There's some actress that at
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: the last minute invested six million dollars they were about
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: to shut her production on John Wick.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's Eva Longoria.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Like the original John Wick felt huh no, no, this
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: is brand new to me. I love the John Wick franchise.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, obviously it's uh, it's been a money maker.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Help here, it is Ava Longoria invested six million dollars
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: in John Wick at the last minute, essentially saving the
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: film from being canceled. The production was in danger of
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: shutting down due to a lack of funding, and Longoria
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: stepped in to cover the gap. This investment was crucial
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: because it prevented the movie from being shelled just days
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: before filming was scheduled to begin. Oh God, bless you
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Ava Longoria.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Amen. I love those movies.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Also, I wonder how much money she's not made on
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: that investment.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, woo man, Yeah, good on her.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just looked it up. An Adonis's dating tum cruise.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: She's thirty six, he's sixty two.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Well she's thirty seven now, so they thirty celebrate birthdays together.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Well, she didn't get near what you would. She didn't
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: get a piece on the back end of the entire franchise.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: So I mean she he invested six, got twelve back.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: But oh that's a great investment.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah I could have she would have taken back in points.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, that's generational wealth.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: It's like Jack Nicholson and The Joker and Batman, Like
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: he took DC money, like he got money off the comics,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: off all the Toys, and then he got back end
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: points to produces and he made I think up to
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: date is like over two hundred and fifty three hundred
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: million dollars just off that movie.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: So he laid the blueprint for Robert Downey Junior's Iron
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Man contract. Basically, smart Man well well played. Other birthdays
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: today after Nada armis thirty seven. Gal Gadot turns forty today.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: She's Giselled in the Fast and Furious movie. She was
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: also a Wonder Woman in a pair of films. Kirsten Duntz,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: who is Mary Jane and the Old Spider Man trilogy
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: with Toby McGuire is forty three. She's also I don't
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: want to say comeback, but she's back in more things now.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: She was in that Civil War movie from the movie
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Studio A twenty four. She and I think it's her husband,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Jesse Plunkett Plummet anyway, they live. They live in Texas now,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: and so they make occasional appearances around like south like
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: south of Fort Worth, fort Worth area, Waco General areas.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I guess his family's from the area, and so you
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: might see Kirsten and Jesse hanging out.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: In the stockyards what's up? Is it in the stockyards.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they go that mainstream more like
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: like old country cafe or something. So I'm almost positive
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I've seen like an Instagram photo of them like at
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: like some sort of like local diner like in High Texas.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You got your new US Weekly.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: You Is it that obvious?
• 41:06
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• 42:02
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I thought about talking about this Brinks
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: armored car robbery and maybe we'll get to it, but
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on Lucas Brown, the runaway prison inmate
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: in Pueblo, Colorado. I just keep thinking about that. This
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: is a guy that was Look, it was just like
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: the County holding facility. It wasn't even like it's it's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: basically jail, not prison, right. He was only supposed to
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: be in there for like twenty eight days or something,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: and twenty six days he was supposed to be raised
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  Speaker 1: on day twenty six, but on day twenty four as
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: a kitchen trustee, he just ran down the street out
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  Speaker 1: the gate.
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  Speaker 3: Did you look at his mugshot?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Let me pull it back up. Let's see here, mugshot
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  Speaker 1: for Lucas Brown. Oh okay, yeah, he looks like a runner.
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  Speaker 3: Let's can we can we see it?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me just a moment here. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like a pleasant young man with who's who's,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: you know, into art and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like he tried to write matrix matrix code
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  Speaker 4: on his face with a tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Lots of a show are fandom in different ways. There's
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Lucas it's got yeah, got the face tattoos. Yeah, although
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: that's really not very good artwork on his face. I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: can't tell if that's actual face tattoos or if he
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: just fell asleep or passed out. In the frat house.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: No tattoo on the front of his neck. I can't
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: quite make out what that is. Can you tell what
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: that is? Trade the tattoo on his neck?
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  Speaker 3: I know it looks like I'm not going to say
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: what that looks like.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what, I think it's a Is it
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: the Virgin Mary praying with a rosary? I think that's
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: what it is. It looks like the Virgin Mary praying
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: with a rosary around his neck.
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  Speaker 3: What were those those those books?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: What were those books that you would get where you'd
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: like the up close like the eye thing where you
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: had to put it towards your eye and like back.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Out to see the logic eye. Yeah, I think you
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: might see a sailboat.
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  Speaker 3: That's what this is.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Well, he's got the magic eye neck tattoo, and I
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: see what looks to be a Virgin Mary type figure, uh,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: praying with a rosary.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, I can see that now.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: It took me a minute because I wasn't sure, because
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: it certainly wasn't the blueprint design of his grand escape
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: from the Pueblo Detention Center, which involved him just taking
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: out the trash behind the kitchen and then seeing an
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: open door and just ran on the street.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: See I I saw the mug shot. He didn't he
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: didn't have it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I guess it was before evinly his earlier mugshot.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Oh so before the next tattoo. Yeah, gotcha for a
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: lot of pace work.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe he got that in his twenty six days
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: and yeah could have been. Yeah, he looks like he
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: makes good decisions.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: That's that's what that face says.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I still love the idea how he's got two days
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: left on his sentence and he thinks it's a good
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: idea to just run out the prison. As a trustee,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: so he's given all these additional, you know, special circumstances.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: He's a kitchen trustee. He's he's allowed to go outside
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: and take out the trash, and he takes advantage of
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: their kindness by running down the street. And you're right, Raj,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: maybe it was. Maybe the reason why he was loose
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: for thirty five minutes is because when he ran past
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the gate, they were just like, really.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Again, Lucas, Lucas, come here he's out again.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I like how he's like like he's the trustee, Like
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: who didn't get the job.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: That's a great point.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: That's your trustee was it an MS thirteen game member.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: That's like, I think you're you're not qualified.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Bring it. Bring in Lucas.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: With his tattoo of the Virgin Mary praying over you. Know.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: What he hopes to be is the Holy Mary, Mother
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: of runners.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: The patron of running, the.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Patron saint of prison escapes.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he should be.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: It'll be Saint Lucas Ulcus, the patron saint of thirty
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Prince Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us runners
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: now and at the hour of our prison escape. Finally,
• 47:06
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• 47:22
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