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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 24th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 3: is Tuesday. It is March the twenty fourth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up today.
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  Speaker 3: You know, ABC had to go ahead and cancel their
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  Speaker 3: Bachelorette your replacement asap asap, which is why we have
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show a Bachelorette today.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe we can sell it to him.
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  Speaker 6: We have actually several different A Bachelorettes to be produced
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  Speaker 6: as possible replacements, right.
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  Speaker 3: I can only imagine, like what kind of surprises are
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  Speaker 3: hidden deep in the closets of the women that does
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  Speaker 3: he bass talking to.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you can't be any worse than what they
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  Speaker 6: had on ABC because they bumped her rest scandal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't quite follow the whole thing. I mean
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  Speaker 3: I saw the video, but like apparently everybody knew about this.
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  Speaker 2: This was a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I mentioned that in because she came from the Secret
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  Speaker 8: Lives of Mormon Wives TV show on Hulu and in
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  Speaker 8: the very first episode they show footage of her like
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  Speaker 8: having issues like this being arrested by the cops.
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  Speaker 6: Not only that she had admitted to swinging in her
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  Speaker 6: previous marriage, she has kids.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is she doing on the Bachelorette?
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  Speaker 5: The thing she's not exactly America's sweetheart.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't find anybody better.
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  Speaker 6: The Bachelorette is wholesome programming. It's not Mari povid Spring.
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  Speaker 8: I think at this point, and as Sammy brought it up,
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  Speaker 8: is they need I mean, that's already well known to
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  Speaker 8: have people still.
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  Speaker 2: Tuning, right, That's that's what he's the well known.
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  Speaker 3: Rest record, And we're gonna get too like the the
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  Speaker 3: full on celebrity coverage of stuff, the birthdays and the
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  Speaker 3: porn of birthday all coming up. But some other celebrity news.
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  Speaker 3: Just real quick, did you guys see the news about
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  Speaker 3: your boy Punch the monkey, that little pussy monkey at
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  Speaker 3: the zoo in Japan who drags around the stuffed animal. Well,
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  Speaker 3: he's got a beard, you guys. He's got a beard.
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  Speaker 3: He's been spotted kissing and cuddling and affectionately playing with
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  Speaker 3: a female monkey believes to be named Momo Chane. Now, ladies,
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  Speaker 3: is this a turnoff? Punch still has his stuffed animal.
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  Speaker 9: That's fine.
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  Speaker 5: I think. I think once he establishes this relationship, he'll
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  Speaker 5: be like by fake mom.
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  Speaker 3: But what if you what if you met a man
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  Speaker 3: and otherwise you were Okay, this is cool. He's cute
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  Speaker 3: and it seems nice and everything.
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  Speaker 2: But he actual woman man?
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, and you went to his place has a
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  Speaker 3: stuffed animal or a cat.
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  Speaker 5: But that doesn't think Sammy and I have both admitted
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  Speaker 5: that we have like blinkies.
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  Speaker 2: It's a different round. I got chicks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love it.
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  Speaker 2: Also, he's he's shorter than momo chan.
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  Speaker 9: For the hood.
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  Speaker 3: But hey, by the way, and who knows, this chick
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  Speaker 3: just might be a cloud chasers.
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  Speaker 2: She's a star.
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  Speaker 9: That's smart.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, now we all know her name.
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  Speaker 3: Uh speaking of animals, today is uh, well, no is
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  Speaker 3: it today? Or yesterday? Was was puppy Day?
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  Speaker 2: Puppy Day?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so uh yeah, puppy day. Now what are you?
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  Speaker 2: What would you think?
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  Speaker 3: Is America's top breed the American Kennel Club. Their annual
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  Speaker 3: rankings are the most popular breed.
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  Speaker 6: Golden assume it's always the lab right, We had this
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  Speaker 6: update a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Still uh, in first place for either the second or
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  Speaker 3: thirty year in a row. It is the French bulldog.
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  Speaker 2: Wind no matter what. Yeah, but dogs. But the run.
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  Speaker 3: The run made me in danger because it was a
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  Speaker 3: trender in a fad because there's only about as half
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  Speaker 3: as many new registrations last year as there were.
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  Speaker 5: People were stealing them.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number two is the lab retriever. So by the way
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  Speaker 3: that the lab retriever was in the number one spot
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  Speaker 3: for thirty one years, the labor tri Then you have
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  Speaker 3: a number three, the golden retriever loves them.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have a lab Retriever?
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  Speaker 2: No, Golden Retriever. Well, she's it's a blonde.
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  Speaker 3: She's really they called English cream golden, but I don't
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  Speaker 3: like that term. She's white. There's different colors of golden Retrievers.
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  Speaker 3: There was like the real light blonde ones, there's the
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  Speaker 3: really dark copper looking on like, and there's like the
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  Speaker 3: white ones.
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  Speaker 5: Also the English ones I think are supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: extra chill, and.
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  Speaker 3: She's very chill.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and she takes after her dad, just like you
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  Speaker 6: don't know labrador, my labrador boname.
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  Speaker 3: And they have shorter.
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  Speaker 2: Coats where goldens are longer, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Feathery like because yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number four you got the German shepherd. Number five the Dotson,
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  Speaker 3: so the sausage dog, yeah, which is the first time
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  Speaker 3: it entrance the top five in more than two decades.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, big apartment dog. Well, also, people are liking
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  Speaker 5: those long haired dogsins of those.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty five years ago, Yorkshire Terriers were number six and
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  Speaker 3: Frenchies were number sixty four.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah outside.
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  Speaker 3: Fifty years ago, Saint Bernard's were the seventh most popular breed.
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  Speaker 3: In last year there were sixty third one.
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  Speaker 5: How many people have one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Like crazy?
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  Speaker 3: We see what are the what are those big giant
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  Speaker 3: huge like corso? Yeah, like not bowl massive king corso?
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  Speaker 2: Is it the King Corso?
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  Speaker 5: They have giant like they look like they look.
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  Speaker 3: Like labradors, but they're they look at a horse. Oh
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  Speaker 3: the Marmaduke marmon dude, great, great, thank you. I keep
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  Speaker 3: seeing a bunch of those.
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  Speaker 12: Recent always wanted one, but don't they only lived And.
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  Speaker 5: When they put their paws on your shoulders like eight feet, I.
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  Speaker 12: Know, I think, I think someday I'm looking at one
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  Speaker 12: just way too big. So that's true, I get one
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  Speaker 12: in like three years from now. There we go exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Shown.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back. We got the birthday's porn of birthday coming
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  Speaker 3: up here. Just a moment, you guys feel bad for
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  Speaker 3: Macaulay Culkin and Brendo Song.
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  Speaker 2: What happened.
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  Speaker 3: They were separated from their young children on an Alaska
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  Speaker 3: Airlines flight. You know how like every once in a while,
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  Speaker 3: family will get on and all their seats are not
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  Speaker 3: all together, like one parents with some.
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  Speaker 2: Of the kids, and maybe the other parent has to
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  Speaker 2: say with the other kids.
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  Speaker 5: They didn't book it in advance correctly.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, So they were separated from their young children on
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  Speaker 3: an Alaska Airlines.
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  Speaker 13: They said that they booked them all together though, and
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  Speaker 13: their kids are three and four years old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 5: Well, so I'm saying the airline did screw up.
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  Speaker 13: This happened to my family once, where they they're like,
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  Speaker 13: oh sorry, we can only get half of you on,
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  Speaker 13: and they had the three youngest kids all on a
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  Speaker 13: different flight rebooked somewhere else.
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  Speaker 3: My parents were like, no, a different flight all together. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's yeah, that sucks if you're on the same flight.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say like they put the three kids in a
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  Speaker 3: row of three all together, and then the parents in
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  Speaker 3: a row somewhere else together, like one parent just goes
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  Speaker 3: over take one of the kids, set them to like
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  Speaker 3: you can figure that out. You don't all need to
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  Speaker 3: sit exactly together the entire time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I am super annoyed when families do that, But
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  Speaker 8: I would, you know, give up my seat for them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that big a deal.
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  Speaker 3: And if it's an equal seat, like I'm not giving
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  Speaker 3: you the window seat when I were at.
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  Speaker 6: The Yeah, for your middle I am happy to shame
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  Speaker 6: these parents. But according to her, first class tickets booked
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  Speaker 6: six months in advance.
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  Speaker 2: So this was definitely a screw up on the airlines part.
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  Speaker 3: Now, oh my god, six months in advance and so
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  Speaker 3: what they were on different flights?
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  Speaker 2: They just split up your kids.
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  Speaker 9: Oh so maybe the kids got fun coach.
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  Speaker 2: Right or something to that extent.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Colcon can't go back to coach and this kid.
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  Speaker 3: Do you see how you see how mad people get
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  Speaker 3: when people post videos of a dog who's sitting in
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  Speaker 3: a first class seat, Well, the person that's traveling with
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  Speaker 3: the dog bought the ticket.
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  Speaker 2: Who care?
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  Speaker 3: Or when you see like a little tiny baby sitting
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  Speaker 3: in a first class seat by themselves.
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  Speaker 8: Together, those two little kids had the same scenes as us.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then barely sat in the seats. They
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  Speaker 3: were sitting mostly with one of the parents in their seat.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even understand that kind of money.
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  Speaker 2: Given that seat was thirty grand dude, I didn't even.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't even sit there.
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  Speaker 2: It's insane.
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  Speaker 12: I'm sorry, right, what could you buy a seat next
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  Speaker 12: to you just so nobody sat yet?
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  Speaker 10: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you know they asked plus size travelers to
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  Speaker 5: do that all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but they're kind of using it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so if you like, how would you book that though,
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  Speaker 3: because wouldn't you have to put a name name on it?
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  Speaker 2: I would just say on plus.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but guess could you put like your name
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  Speaker 3: on there?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you'd have to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, let's try it, man, it's.
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  Speaker 2: What you got.
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  Speaker 8: Well, just a quick update on this whole just in
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  Speaker 8: term of like DUI video, which you know got analyzed
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  Speaker 8: over and over again at my house.
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  Speaker 2: It's eighteen minutes long, and.
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  Speaker 8: The update is like he went all over the place
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  Speaker 8: trying to get this thing shut down not released, and
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  Speaker 8: the internet's like on his side. They are, yeah, they're
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  Speaker 8: just like they say that it actually makes them look good.
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  Speaker 2: And they are super frustrated.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, if you go in and read like all
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  Speaker 8: the comments on it, I would say, like eighty ninety
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  Speaker 8: percent positive on JT's side because they're super frustrated with
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  Speaker 8: the cops and the cop.
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  Speaker 2: Because the cop it was his first week pulling.
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  Speaker 8: Working in like first time pulling somebody over for it
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  Speaker 8: to UI. So if you actually watched the entire video,
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  Speaker 8: it is so frustrating and so crazy, you're like, you
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  Speaker 8: think it was like an old school bit of.
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  Speaker 3: Punkd Okay, now at your house because you and your wife,
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  Speaker 3: your wife more so than you even are hardcore justin
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  Speaker 3: Timberlake fans slash apologists. Okay, So you're gonna look at
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  Speaker 3: it through a different lens because.
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  Speaker 2: I I know I'm looking for negative comments.
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  Speaker 3: I feel of the comments, that's the first thing I
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  Speaker 3: go to With the comments. Now, I would say the
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  Speaker 3: majority would be people either saying one of two things.
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  Speaker 3: Number one, I don't believe that the cop didn't know
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  Speaker 3: who he was. And then the second one was you know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe him. What's that you don't believe it?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying these These were the comments. The most
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  Speaker 3: common comments were people not believe it that the cop
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  Speaker 3: didn't know who he was. I didn't know, and then
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  Speaker 3: the other the other part that people are commenting on
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  Speaker 3: a lot was the woman, you guys, like, bye bye.
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  Speaker 2: Bye, she was getting destroyed? Did that for you? Can't
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  Speaker 2: you do that?
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  Speaker 8: For most conspiracy theory that he was actually just trying
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  Speaker 8: to block the video so that chick wouldn't get changed.
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  Speaker 3: But then I also saw there was a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people who were like, this is like you broke the
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  Speaker 3: law the videos out there, so that's how it is,
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  Speaker 3: like it's a freedom of information or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Then there were the people.
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  Speaker 3: Who said, oh this is Those were more the JT
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  Speaker 3: fans and apologists, Yeah, who were saying that. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think that was the majority at all.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and speaking of not looking good, he physically did not.
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  Speaker 2: Look definitely definitely turned out too well.
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  Speaker 3: There's multiple things. Number one, you have a billion dollars,
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  Speaker 3: you didn't do uber or have a driver or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And then this the second thing is as those go,
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  Speaker 3: that could have been way worse.
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  Speaker 2: He was.
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  Speaker 3: He was calm, he was respectful. You guys, you know
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  Speaker 3: you can clearly tell this is not like an everyday thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like he has been through this before. So
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  Speaker 3: he's like, wait, so I'm here for how long?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know, what do you want me to do, and
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  Speaker 3: you know, he did a lot of the things that
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  Speaker 3: they tell you not to do, like don't accept uh.
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  Speaker 8: You know the Bresler been famous forever, like why are
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  Speaker 8: you even doing any of these tests?
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  Speaker 5: And he was like, you guys, these tests are like
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  Speaker 5: really hard.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, like you just shut up and do nothing. You
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  Speaker 2: have the right to remain something I should do that
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  Speaker 2: you will go to jail. Yeah, and I'll just say okay.
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  Speaker 8: On Oh and then the other thing people pointed out,
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  Speaker 8: why no mention of like calling the wife ever.
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  Speaker 5: I think that was why he didn't want it released
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  Speaker 5: in trouble and she still not know about it. Well,
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  Speaker 5: I think she is probably so ashamed to be associated
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  Speaker 5: with this. I think like they're like a couple. She's
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  Speaker 5: a good girl.
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  Speaker 2: Even the friend said, oh, didn't even mention should I
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  Speaker 2: call your wife? That is I think that.
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  Speaker 5: Was off the table. That's my guest.
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  Speaker 13: I'll say. I think it was very smart of him
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  Speaker 13: to try and not get the video released and have
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  Speaker 13: that out in public, because that's the reason that we
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  Speaker 13: now think the video is not that bad, because we
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  Speaker 13: were expecting something major to come out and.
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  Speaker 5: We're like, oh, he's pretty non conversational.
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  Speaker 2: I would agree with that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's embarrassing, I mean, gets people talking about it
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  Speaker 3: more because he didn't want it out there.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: True, but you're right, once you see it, you're like,
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  Speaker 12: well he was friendly. There was no drama.
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  Speaker 6: He never took He never had a registered ba C
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  Speaker 6: either breath or blood, so we don't even know legally
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  Speaker 6: that he was drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Also, he had that joke when he reads the paperwork,
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  Speaker 8: Uh white what and the cops are the cops are
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  Speaker 8: stunned because of.
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  Speaker 2: Like race and then shocking.
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  Speaker 8: No, No, he was joking. Oh okay, he's being sarcastic.
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  Speaker 5: He's a handcuff to a table.
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  Speaker 2: J's got jokes, had jokes during it.
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  Speaker 3: It was funny between the grat what you got.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know the show Reacher, the star that this
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  Speaker 5: guy Alan Richson, he got into this real life fight
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  Speaker 5: over the weekend. This video shows him allegedly attacking his
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  Speaker 5: neighbor in Tennessee. So according to the neighbor, this dude,
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  Speaker 5: Ronnie Taylor, he was pissed at him because Richard was
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  Speaker 5: riding his motorcycle through their really quiet neighborhood, speeding, riving
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  Speaker 5: his engine. I guess being a Jacket and the Jackass.
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  Speaker 5: They started flipping each other off, and then Taylor says
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  Speaker 5: things got crazier the next day when Richmon came back
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  Speaker 5: and then he was speeding. There were kids around, and
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  Speaker 5: that's when the fight broke out, and Taylor says Richdon
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  Speaker 5: hit him in the back of the head at least
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  Speaker 5: four times while he was on the ground. He was
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  Speaker 5: all bruised, he was swollen. And then Richmond just took off.
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  Speaker 5: So the cops are investigating that and no one's been arrested.
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  Speaker 2: Which is strange because he is an enormous man. That's
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  Speaker 2: a big doctor.
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  Speaker 6: The whole premise of Reacher is he's huge. So to
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  Speaker 6: get into it now he's claiming that he was hit first,
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  Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah blah. But to get into a
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  Speaker 6: fight with that guy like that is just not smart.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. And also this Perez Hilton thing, you guys, this
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: is a big warning to all of us.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Wait, are we all following Prez Hilton.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell you what Prez Hilton. All I
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: saw was that he was in the hospital for mystery.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Reasons, hospital photos. I didn't know.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, now he literally just did this like live
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: YouTube whatever, just to tell everyone was going on. So
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: he was being super weird about it, like showing he
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: was in a hospital.
• 16:08
  Speaker 12: Jaz videos of himself in a hospital bed with the
• 16:10
  Speaker 12: tubes and all this, but not saying a single word
• 16:13
  Speaker 12: and just kind of filming himself, yes, yes, saying.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: So, here's why he ended up in the hospital. He
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: had the flu. It happens, He got his medication, no problem.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing. He hadn't been eating because he
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: had the flu. You know, he couldn't keep anything down,
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: so he was taking all the medicine. He was taking
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: all the medicine without food whatever. Well apparently this gave
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: him an ulcer, which led to a perforation, which led
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: to sepsis. So he was so sick he couldn't even walk.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: But how many pills do you got to take to
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: get to that extreme flu pills?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I guess it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Choose your stomach up that hard, right, because you're not eating.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: That seems like something that would happen, you know, over
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: the course of years.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: No, I guess not.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: This was his food.
• 17:00
  Speaker 12: Who is eating a lot when they have the flu?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Well nobody, nobody, and he wasn't eating it all. So
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: he had an en g twobe, which is the one
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: they put they put up your nose and in your stomach.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: He had IVS and now he has a pick line
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: at home.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: What's the what's what's the saying? You feed a cold.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: You start a flu, except if you're except for starting medication.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, yeah, I guess, Please eat something with
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: the pills for God's.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Sake, Greggory, what you got?
• 17:26
  Speaker 12: Well, you like comments sections so much. But somebody who
• 17:28
  Speaker 12: should avoid all that is that actor, the Irish actor
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: Barry Keegan. I believe you pronounced.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: It that way.
• 17:34
  Speaker 12: He was most famous for that movie Saltburn. He has
• 17:37
  Speaker 12: basically gone into hiding because people are going online and
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: talking about his looks because he's in he's weird looking.
• 17:43
  Speaker 12: He's a weird looking dude.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 17:46
  Speaker 12: It's all these comments made him go inside himself, not
• 17:49
  Speaker 12: want to attend events, not want to go outside. And
• 17:52
  Speaker 12: he's even rethinking his acting career because he didn't want
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: to be on camera because they're saying so. Then my question,
• 17:59
  Speaker 12: of course, is why are you reading this stuff? So
• 18:01
  Speaker 12: there's your answer, but don't read the online comments.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But is this fishing?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I don't I think did he finally got to him?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Did he date?
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: And that's where all this is coming from, all the
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Sabrina Carpenter fans like you, he was, he was gross.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: But how many times?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: How long?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I guess because he's been around for a little while, right, yeah, yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: how long have you been around? This is your first
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: rodeo with people making comments about your looks exactly now,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, it's like this.
• 18:26
  Speaker 12: And then hardcore preemptively answered my question, like, why are
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: you reading the comments?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Just don't read him?
• 18:31
  Speaker 12: He said, he's a curious person and he wants to
• 18:33
  Speaker 12: know how he's received.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Well, then don't.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Then don't read what they say. Don't ask a question.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: The answer to it probably definitely rams up though. When
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: you date a hot chick on people double.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: On the way you look because you got the jealous
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: dudes yeah right, who are just gonna hate on you
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: because you know they want what you have. And then
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: of course you have all the you know, the chick
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: super fans who whoever they're with is never going to
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: be enough for their quote queen, yeah, you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Know, and how they're dating under their league, right yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Poor guy, poor dude. Yeah, dude, suck
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: it up, butter cup.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, top for the birthdays show, were gonna shi, we
• 19:14
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• 19:17
  Speaker 2: And you know you don't do well.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Peyton Manning, who is fifty years old today.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: It seems like he should be older, right, I agree,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: he looks older.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean just I don't know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: You've just been around for a while.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: That's the thing with those, uh, those athletes like that
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: because they are so famous so young.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: That's right, No way, he's wait.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: I double checked it because I didn't think that makes sense.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: You know, he looks really no, I mean, I mean
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: it does make sense.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got what he's got a twelve head.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Peyton Manning fifty years old today.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: That's a seven year old man. He's Jessica, he looks great.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Is forty nine. Alison Hannigan, who is a the American
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• 20:11
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• 20:18
  Speaker 3: He had like the heart attack on the field.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, I remember that you should host some.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Things in Pittsburgh's own Damar Hamlin. He's twenty eight years
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: old today, and you got Finn Jones, who is Lauris
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• 20:31
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• 20:33
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• 21:11
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• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Vanessa Sky who's thirty years old today. And
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: a Tuesday look at what's happening around the world of entertainment.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: This is the Woodie Show.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Today, March twenty fourth is International Day for Achievers.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: All right, I don't know any of those.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: That's all we have in that. It's American Diabetes Alert Day.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Now that's something we can speak to diabetes diabetes. It's
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: National Cheese Steak Day, yes, sir, Yeah, National Chocolate covered
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  Speaker 3: Raisin Day, the dark chocolate ones from Trader Joe's, the
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  Speaker 3: dark chocolate.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I would never choose them.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: National Cocktail Day, here you go for our friends Morgan
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: and dumbass Tyler. It's Flatmates Day because Flatmates And I
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• 22:18
  Speaker 3: the cause, but like word economy would have been something.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: International Day for the right to the truth concerning gross
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: human rights violations and for the dignity of victims.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: There had to be a better way to say. There's
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: got to be a better way to say.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even understand what that means.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just says like it just sounds like something
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: that Karen would be screaming at.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: You totally put that in a chance, dude.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I'm so bummed out that I was out the days
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: that everybody was discussing the the Afroman that is such
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: a great story that I think that's my favorite story
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: of the year so far.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Does it Does it affect you?
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: Because what he said was a lot of it was
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: calling people pedophile isles, calling women's sluts.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Banging a guy's wife, and Rochester pound cake.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: It was he was saying stuff that one hundred fifty
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: years ago would have gotten you punched in the face,
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: okay so, and stuff that had nothing to do with
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: the raid on his home, which obviously is why they
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: sued him for defamation, et cetera, et cetera. You know,
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: it's it. It justn't It doesn't have any creativity to it,
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Like no, that's what I think.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: That's what part of it is because it is so
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: it's like Greg's immature replies to Teament like it it's
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: so low, low level, like, uh, I know you are,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: but one am my type of the songs are not complex.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: The videos are black.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: And the other thing that makes it interesting is that
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: it's real people in a real court case.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Interest in the fact they spent three years making these
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: songs and they said it just guys, go just get
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: over it. Like it ruined your life. Yeah, please, now
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: now that you made a big deal about it, now
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: that you filed this lawsuit and whatever, especially now that
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: you lost and everybody came even more aware of it,
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: like attention. I hadn't heard about this again for three years.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that lady will forever be known. And it was licking.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: The chick with the deep voice. Well, I don't have
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: a picker. I do feel bad for I do feel
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: bad for chicks. I got deep voices like that.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Crazy. Yeah. The the other.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Thing that came out while I was gone. I don't
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: know if you guys covered it, but uh, I know
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: you're a big fan of The Price Is right, Greg,
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: of course who is You know, if you're a fan
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: of the Lady Bob Barker, you don't want to watch
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: the new Dirty Rotten Scanned Scandals docu series. Yeah. I
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: knew it was because I mentioned it in my monologue. Yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: because some of the Barker's beauties and stuff. A former producer,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: they're all talking about the quote rampant sexual harassment on
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: the early days the Price Is right back in the day,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: the racism because when they had the first like a
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: black model on all. Yeah, Uh, you know they were
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: they were talking about how Bob didn't want something. I
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: forget there was like didn't want I didn't want two
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: things in a row that she was involved with something
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: like that because it would be a turn off to
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: the audience. Yeah, those are different times.
• 25:06
  Speaker 12: You've heard bad things about Bob Barker for a long while.
• 25:08
  Speaker 12: But to see some footage of this and where they're
• 25:12
  Speaker 12: actually crying and they can't even talk because they're so upset,
• 25:15
  Speaker 12: and how they hated him, really it's shocking.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: But the only thing I said was that he got
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: allegedly somebody fired for being fat, which I said was
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: Sammy's dream job. Oh yeah, she started a thing called
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: fire Fatty Friday.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Okay, that's true. Yeah, she's trying to get
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: it to be a company wide thing here.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: She's getting some pushback.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Kevin Hart's gonna be roasted on Netflix on May tenth.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: And Williams, Yes, yeah, he.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Got roasted by Cat Williams when Cat Williams was on
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Club Shah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he definitely got roasted.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: So I guess the question that I want the answer
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: to because he brought something. Because Kevin Hard just seems
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: to be a guy who did show up out of nowhere,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: like all of a sudden, he was this major, huge
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: like star. He said, did anybody ever remember coming to
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Kat Williams shows in like small clubs and like him
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: working his way up? Or was it just always these
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: arenas plan you're talking about talking about the industry playing Williams. No, no, Kevin,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: That's what Kat Williams was saying about Kevin Hart. But
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: it sounded like he said the other way. Sorry, Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: that's what Kat Williams was saying about Kevin Hart. Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Well, well he said the big thing was soul playing.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Sol playing got a big movie, he got a sitcom
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: right away.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, out of nowhere, And so he said, yeah, he
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: was doing some favors to make that happen, but yeah,
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: but you.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Know, and then Kevin Hart came back after Cat Williams.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: He goes, you know, I've only mentioned Kat Williams once,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: and it's when he was talking about like the reaction
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: to you know, his comments, and he goes, look, man,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: he goes, you were the guy. He goes, you were
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: in all these movies. And there was a moment where
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Kat Williams was everywhere. Sure, yeah, and he's the one
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: that screwed that up because of his behavior, the decisions
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: that he made.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Getting arrested a couple dozen times, getting arrested, you know,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: he you know, had a problem with you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, So, but it's because you weren't showing up and
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: the people who you were costing money and costing you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: a bunch of headache to they didn't want to deal
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: with you anymore.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, But that being said, Kat Williams has seemed seems
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: to be a pretty honest dude, and the things that
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: he says end up, you know, being true.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: So that's that's my question. Is anybody remember seeing Kevin
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Hart a little small like you know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Aucklet You remember see him in the forty year old
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: version in two thousand and five.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's true.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: And like I said, scary, he was the first couple scary,
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: the first subsequent scary.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Movies he was around. He was an actor again.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I do see Kevin's pointing on what you're
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: talking about, because we see this in our industry all
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: the time. They're super talented people, but they're inconsistent.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: And I like him, by the way. I like Kevin Hart.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: I do think he's funny, seems seems like a decent
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: enough dude.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Remember when you know you had a bit part on
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Modern Family.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Christina Applegate, How depressing is this? She's already purchased her
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: burial plot, really, and she's planting a tree there so
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: her guests won't get sweaty.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Is anyone in this room? Does anyone else have their
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: burial plot?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: No, okay, because that's not that uncommon. Like I am
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: trying to talk my mom into changing hers because I
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: want I'm trying to buy mine. Is this a weird
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: thing to talk about?
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: No, I have mine.
• 28:14
  Speaker 12: I haven't been there physically, but I know.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: But you didn't.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: You didn't pick it out. It was given to you, right,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: your parents already had.
• 28:20
  Speaker 12: It because yeah, I got gifted and then they said,
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: should we get one for you right next to us?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: And I said, well, yeah, sure.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: We're having a hard time even finishing up, like we're
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: you know, uh, we're getting a trust, right, like we're
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: setting up a trust. What a pain the ass. And
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: you get to these questions and things you're like, oh,
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I'll come back to it later because it's such a
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: big choice and you know, decisions that need to be made.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: What's a random thing that you're like, I can't even
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: do with that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Like the kids and like what happens with the kids
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: and where do they go? And you know, how is
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: that broken up to? You know, the money that they
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: that goes to support the kids Greg's house that Yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: because Gregor just take the money and lock the kids away.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: As long as you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Take care of college, they can stay at our house.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, all that stuff would be built out,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: there'd be a stipend. You like, whoever takes the kids
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: would just have like endless access to whatever money was left.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: It would be like it would be scheduled, like all
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: these decisions that had to be made.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's crazy.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Let's see what else is going on. Oh, the AI
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: version of Val Kilmer is going to appear in an
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: upcoming film called As Deep as the Grave. His estate
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: granted permission for digital replication. And you know, he died
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: last one April was a year ago.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: And he had some AI already in a top gun movie.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh, I.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Mean pretty cool. But at the same time, like I
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: don't know, people say they're creeped out by that, Like
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: if how would you feel if someone made like a
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: an AI version of your dad, and it was like
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: something where you could you could talk to her act.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I think you could interact that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I would love that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: See, I think it would be kind of cool. But
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: we've heard a number of times people like hell no,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: not a million years super creepy. Yeah, And I think
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I would find a weird way. I would find like
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: some weird comforting.
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: Remember uh, Kanye did that hologram for Kim Kardashian's birthday
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: of her dad.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Oh right, Well, and that's like crazy.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: We keep people's memories live by telling stories about them.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: It would be fun to be like, oh, why don't
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: we ask him?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Of course it's all Ai, so it's not like you know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: but I guess if you put in enough information about
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: like the kind of things that you know, like their
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: positions on different things, then.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: They would They would use this a lot of opinion.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: There needs to be a law where it has to
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: use the ghost voice, though it has to.
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  Speaker 2: Be it's rubber.
• 30:41
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• 31:05
  Speaker 2: What is up high?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Hello, Seed Bass is here, we got Sammy Morgan is
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: here and the trending news headlines with Gina grad Well.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: We have some new date, new details coming out about
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: that collision between an Eric Canada flight and that emergency
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: vehicle at LaGuardia. So data shows the plane was going
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: around one hundred miles at the time, one hundred miles
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: an hour, and security video showed the exact moment when
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: the plane hit the truck and broke apart. One flight
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: attendant was strapped into the jump seat at the front
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: of the plane when it split. She was ejected more
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: than three hundred feet down the runway lived and she
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: not just lived. All she had was a broken leg.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Oh is that right?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: She's expected to be?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Thought, Yeah, all I saw was that she ended up
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: obviously in the hospital, but she was alive.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's a miracle.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, the absolute best case scenario quadriplegic,
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: you know, spinal crack or something, But no, just a
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: broken leg. In the rest of the plane. Passengers say
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: the plane landed normally before they stopped, and then they
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: just felt a huge slam a few seconds later, right
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: before impact. The pilot of the planes saw that they
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: were about to hit, and passengers say the pilot threw
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: the plane into reverse in the last second, trying to
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: slow it down. You know you could do that.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: It's like they planes do that. Yeah, when they when
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: they land. It's one of the things they used to
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: slow down.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like first they felt it.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they didn't. They didn't go backwards that planes.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: That plane's going forward. Yeah, didn't throw it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: They didn't throw his arm around the passenger seat and start.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have a second to do that. They're going
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: so fast crazy.
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: Or the pilot to the co pilot puts his arm
• 32:44
  Speaker 12: out like your mom did.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, stop stop short right. Well, the California Civil
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Jury has found disgraced actor as we call him, Bill Cosby,
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: liable for drugging and sexually assaulting a woman back in
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: nineteen seventy two.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Oh very newsy right Bill Cosby?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Do we have to say grace after? Like, really, you
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: know why.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I took it out and then I put it back
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: in because I thought.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Why I don't know who Bill Cosby is. I know,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I heard that. I hate that stuff.
• 33:10
  Speaker 12: So I heard the news say former comedian kidding, we
• 33:13
  Speaker 12: need a frame of reference on Bill Cosby.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: He's still telling jokes in prison. I thought, Morgan and
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: any race actor, Bill Cosby, and anyone younger than Morgan.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: And I thought, does anyone who's like twenty know who
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Bill Cosby?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Really, okay, I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. So uh.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: This lawsuit lasted just two and a half weeks and
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: said that the woman was a server at a restaurant
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: and Cosby invited her to this show later that night,
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: and she said that Cosby gave her wine and a
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: couple of pills she thought were aspirin, but by the
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: time she left that night, she was slipping in and
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: out of consciousness. And she claimed that she woke up
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: the next morning with no clothes on, and that Cosby
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: had drug and raped her. So the woman won the
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: case fairly easily. She was awarded seventeen point five million
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: dollars in past damages and another one point seventy five
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: million in future damages, and that includes stuff like mental
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: suffering and loss of enjoyment. Of Life, and the Senate
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: has confirmed Mark Wayne Mullen as the new Secretary of
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Homeland Security in a fifty four to forty five vote.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Even a couple Democrats joined in to vote for him.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: So this comes as the Department, of course, dealing with
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: shutdowns and long tsa lines lots of criticism over immigration policies.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Mullen doesn't have a lot of experience with Homeland Security,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: but he says his goal in the next six months
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: is to quote make it so we're not the lead
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: story every single day, which I like that. The Supreme
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Court's conservative majority is siding with Republicans in a case
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: about whether mail in ballots that arrive after election day
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: should still count even if they were sent on time.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Republicans say ballots should be both cast and received by
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: election day, while others say they should count as long
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: as voters mail them when they were supposed to. So
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: the Court's liberal justices disagreed and argue it's really not
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: the Court's job to step in on something like this,
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: and they're expected to come up with some some kind
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: of decision in June ahead.
• 35:03
  Speaker 12: No I was going to say that, you know, I'm
• 35:05
  Speaker 12: not exactly a young person. And I went my whole
• 35:09
  Speaker 12: life where voting never seemed to be an issue.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah all the time.
• 35:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah, now it's just a damn issue. And now we're
• 35:18
  Speaker 12: talking about it in the Supreme Court. Yeah, it is
• 35:20
  Speaker 12: a ballot late, even though it was sent on time. Again,
• 35:23
  Speaker 12: I went my whole life, you just voted.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Well, and the other thing too an issue.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: The other thing too, is we went our whole lives
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: not thinking anything about the post office. I never thought
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: about it, and I was like, is it late, is
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: it early? Who's in charge of the post office? What's
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: going on?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, So when it comes to the ballots being in
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: on time, I get it. There's election day, right, it
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: should be received by election Now. I like the voting
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: by mail, like it's conveniasy. Yeah, I like it. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: don't like to, you know, deal with the lines right,
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: you know, down there on election day. But like I
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: would think that you know, having it in by a
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: certain time, that makes sense. Yeah, that seems to make
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: common sense. Like it's not just vote whatever you feel
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: to start counting.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I do. I heard the argument.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I do agree with this that it introduces some doubt
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: into the system when you know, you wake up the
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: next morning after the election, and they've got all the
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: precincts and.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: You see whatever the results are to that point.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: But then over the course of like the next couple
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: of weeks, it's like there's a and from all these
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: like it's like, dude, have everything in by a certain time.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: And if you think that, for whatever reason, your ballot
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't make it on time, just you could take that
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: mail back and just drop it off there. You don't
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: have to wait mine.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Actually there's the thing where you just.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Drop it off and you're out of there, but it's
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: at the polling place on time. And then maybe there's
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: a thing where okay, so you you mail it with
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: the intention that it's there by a certain time, give
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: it like an extra day and anything it's not in
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: a day past election day, then those don't count.
• 36:56
  Speaker 12: I would say, a minute past elections. Like you got
• 36:59
  Speaker 12: to have some buffer right midnight on election day. Yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 12: there's gotta be some buffer.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of against voting by mail. I think you should.
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you like really care about what's happening in
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: your state, whatever, you should take the time to go.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: We started it started for the military, right, Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: There are a certain situlitary.
• 37:16
  Speaker 13: Fine, and people in the hospitals like that's what they're
• 37:19
  Speaker 13: meant astronauts.
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: Sure, but if I'm just like I just don't feel
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: like going down to vote.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I'm a collector of two years, you know, I'm a
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: collector of quotes, right, Yeah, I heard this quot.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's really funny.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Santa Claus.
• 37:32
  Speaker 12: So funny, jaded, And if it's true, if you're talking
• 37:35
  Speaker 12: about the presidential election whatever, the biggies every four years,
• 37:39
  Speaker 12: one day out of every four years, you can't manage
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: to drive off box or go to a polling place, Well.
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: What do you do?
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Make a good point, because for anyone who watched the
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: show Succession, there's like these billionaires at this you know
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: party one night and one of them goes, what are
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: we doing here? And she goes choosing the next president?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: So you might be onto something. Well.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: In one of the weirdest stories of the year so far,
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: a twenty seven year old quadruple amputee who was also
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: somehow a professional cornhole player, has been arrested for murder
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: in Maryland.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this story is crazy. So the ultimate alibi would
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: be like how Yeah, but there's videos of him shooting guns. Right.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: So the guy was driving with three friends in his
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: SUV when he got into this big argument with whoever's
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: in the passenger seat. So things got crazy. The amputee
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: pulled out a gun and shot and killed the passenger
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: while driving. Everyone else in the car freaks out spills
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: out of the car as soon as the guy pulls over,
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: and he asked them, hey, can you help me get
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: rid of his body? But they said no, so the
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: amputee just left them there on the side of the road.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: A few hours later, cops responded to a call of
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: a dead body in a yard of a church and
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: they were actually able to tie this dead body back
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: to this guy's SUV before arresting him. And yes, he'll
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: be facing murder charges.
• 38:55
  Speaker 12: Imagine a quadruple amputee asking for help with something and
• 38:57
  Speaker 12: you say, now, so how do you arrest them?
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: You just pick them up and throw them in the car.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Geez right, Like you can't handcuff it isn't it protocol
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: to handcuff?
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Also, once this guy gets arrested and gets out, he
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: has to go on a speaking tour, Like don't ever
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: think you can't do anything you want to do.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Look what and shooting?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, technically like protocol says you have to put
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: cuffs on them, so like you just duct tape a
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: pair of handcuffs to the back.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Wait and then also, yeah, couldn't his lawyer go after
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: the car? I think we're glossing over that he was
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: a corn hoole champion. Yeah? Also was he what they tossed?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: Like like he was the bag they hand though?
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Like they yeah, like real, for real tournament. And finally,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: a new set of videos going viral and this one
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: just shows straight up theft happening. It's a little bit funny,
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: but people are getting pissed. It's where the theft is happening.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: So the video shows people walking into hotel complimentary breakfast buffets,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: stocking up on plates of food, then just leaving without
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: you know, being a guest or paying or anything like that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I see it to post it online as a quote
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: life hack.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: No, that's stealing the same.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Same, that's the life hack I've seen that. So hotel
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: chains like Holiday Inn in Hampton are doing their best
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: to crack down, So you're probably going to be asked
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: to show your room key, so just go bring that
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: down with to the.
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: My buddy and I when we were unemployed, we had
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: no money, we would go do this, of course, but
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: I had old hotel keys, so that was my move.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: I would walk by the buffet holding my key and it.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Wasn't even the key.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even the key for the hotel that we
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: were at because the one the one story that I
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: saw one of the hotel chains. The way they're cracking
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: down on it is they have someone standing there by
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: the plates. Okay, and before you pick up a plate,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: they have like one of the card readers there, so
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: you take how you buzz it to the pool, right
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: and you take your current key and yeah, and if
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: it goes green then all.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: So there's usually like a podium like where the hostess stands.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Right, same things. This person just posted up by the plates.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: We met so many cool people, like the one touch pancakeger.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: We met pilots.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: We met people that were like, you know, living in
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: the city for like a month in the hotel like
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: it was the best time ever. But everybody, well, no, no.
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: When we finally got back on our feet, we were
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: watching TV. One day and somebody was doing that on
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: intervention or like one Touch Pancake We were like we
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: were an intervention level yeah, like drug addicts.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Actually, and I take that back. You didn't ruin it
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: for everybody whoever put it online as a life hack.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: We did this like fifteen years ago. One Touch Pancake Maker.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: We never we never went for breakfast. It was always dinner.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: We make and touch pan pancake maker.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: Wait dinners, they have free dinner.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was s free dinner. Yeah, three beer too.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is fifteen years ago, seventeen fift.
• 42:05
  Speaker 12: Happy hours, so like from five to seven, you go
• 42:08
  Speaker 12: and if you're.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: A guest wine.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: What's the one that was known for their cookies? Was
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: it Double Tree?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: I think so.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, we never went to Double Tree.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Warm coat.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Well, if you wanted to dessert.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: Right after your dinner, right.
• 42:21
  Speaker 12: And then Embassy Suites had that happy hour rule.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Sweaty cheese cubes and wine.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sweaty cheese cubes and box wine. Yeah, that's all
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: you need.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: This is so you've got an appointment today for your taxes,
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: your tax thing.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Usually I've at least got my stuff together by now,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I do have a guy that I found through Dave Ramsey.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: No, Dave Ramsey. The guy's been vetted through Dave Ramsey.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: And the guy I tell you that he's been he's
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: been great, and he's been way more affordable than the
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: guy that I used to have, which was still like
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: to me, it was a good deal.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Because the tax stuff is so confusing.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking about this.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I just had to.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: File I just had to file some some form for
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: a personal property tax thing, and like it was all
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: these questions. I don't I don't even know what what
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: am I supposed to put here. I had to like
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: consult with like three different people. I'm not let me
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: start with To be fair, I'm not a very smart person,
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, majority of us. What I'm saying,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I can navigate through life, and you know, I can
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: figure certain things out. But this is like, I think,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: intentionally done.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Just you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: It's like computer stuff, Like the stuff for computers are
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: developed by people who look out for the IT department,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: so they need them to come in and fix it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: And this is like so crazy that if you get
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: it wrong, you could either be fined within an inch
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: of your life or go to prison.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: It's like responsible for.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: This, so this uh you know this This guy though
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: he was he's great, like finding a person who really
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: knows what's going on, because even if you have it's
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: pretty pretty simple, straightforward return. I still think it's worth
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: it for another set of eyes, because there are some
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: things that you might be leaving on the table. Maybe
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: you don't care, maybe you don't care, but I certainly care.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she'd always care.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: The only issue that I've had in the past couple
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: of years already did my taxes. It is fine, but
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: this like pin code that I have to get saying
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: when I log in to be able to receive the
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: money that I was going to get back, They're like,
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: they're like, don't give the pin code to anybody, like
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: my tax person. And then I just recently sold some
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: tickets on stub Hub because I couldn't go to this event,
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: and then they're asking for the pin code to be
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: able to pay me. I go, I was still buy
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: my tax person not to give anybody this pin code.
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: So what do I even.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Do that I know?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I So the the guy that does the taxes, he
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: has this like online portal and it's this worksheet that
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: you just basically confirm your information hasn't changed. And it
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: said something that have you received this code? I answer no,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: every year, it's never a problem. Really no, I know
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: you've had like this major problem with it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: I had this one year where I'm like, where's my return?
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: I'm not getting it and they go, oh, you haven't
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: submit the code to be able to receive the money.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: To submit the code?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Where do you submit the code with your tax with
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: your tax retake?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: If you have.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Ever been like compromised in anyway or somebody try to
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: get into your account. Now you get a pin code.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: You have to get it through the government website.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: I'll be sure to hold onto that not losing so.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: But I guess the question is, so, if you haven't
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: been compromised before, you wouldn't necessar that, So that would
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: explore I'm like, where's this codepped into As.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: You work on your taxes, do you cheat?
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Because four out of ten people admit they've gotten away
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: with all they could, a third exaggerate their expenses or
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: their deductions, twenty eight percent never even filed a return,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: and twenty one percent didn't report all the income they made.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Another eighteen percent just count too many dependents.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Like they're gonna they're gonna figure it out.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: They're gonna they're gonna figure that out.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: I feel like I never hear about this anymore. But
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: when I was a kid, the whole flat tax thing
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: was like big for a long time. And now I
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: don't feel like I hear about it anymore.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Because you could take something, you know, the tax code.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I forget how many pages worth of you know, like
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: our rules or whatever. There are tens of thousands.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: You could simplify it to basically one page is the
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: flat tax. And why wouldn't you do that?
• 46:27
  Speaker 12: And why do we do above and beyond what they
• 46:29
  Speaker 12: take from our paycheck? Like we have to do our
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: taxes every year, And I think, like, look at the
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: number you.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Took exactly, that's good enough. And then look at just
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: my life.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Some people are so upset with government spending, particularly on
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: you know, ice or you know, the war, and I
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: ran that they're protesting by not paying their federal taxes
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: this year.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Like this woman, her name is Rachel.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: She's an attorney, And here's a little of why she
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: is not paying this year.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: And see what, see what you think?
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: I'm not paying my federal income tax this year. I
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: am an attorney. This is obviously not legal advice. And
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: so I filed my taxes after I got all of
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: my ten ninety nine's and my W nine from my
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: original employer, and I owed about eighty eight hundred dollars
• 47:16
  Speaker 11: in federal income tax and about three thousand dollars in
• 47:19
  Speaker 11: state income tax. To Illinois musician Joan Biez used to
• 47:22
  Speaker 11: withhold sixty percent of the taxes that she owed the
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: government at the end of every year as a form
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: of protest over the sixty percent of the budget that
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: went to the military industrial complex. So this is not new,
• 47:34
  Speaker 11: but me not paying federal income tax is new.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Good luck with that, and why would you announce that?
• 47:41
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: And posted on the ednn Oh my god.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: There was a guy.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: There's a guy I used to work with years ago
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: at this radio station in New York and he went
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: by Crazy Cabby.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I remember him, Okay, you remember I remember. He was
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: always on the Howard Stern Show. He did the.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Accom thing kind of changed my life. He did the
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: afternoon show with this guy Kane. It was Kane and
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Cabby in the afternoon. I was on at night. Our
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: friend Booker was on that station too that was that
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: was a fun place anyway. Uh so crazy Cabby was crazy.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: This guy was nuts r I P. He passed away
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: a number of years ago, but uh he went on
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: the air and was talking about basically how tax evasion. Yeah,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: and he ended up going to jail.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: So these people.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: That say that, you know, I agree, like nobody likes
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: the taxes, but it's just one of those things they say,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: death and taxes exactly. I really wish it was just
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: an easy decision, like you know what Joan Biez says,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: but right, and and and it just seems every year
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: things change and I feel like I owe more and more.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: And I do understand people's frustration with you know, corporation
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: or or you know waste and yeah, get like the
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: the government. If you give more money, it's not like
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: they do better things with it. It's like they're they're
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: super efficient, really doing a great job spending what they
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: already take from us now. So yeah, it's it's it's
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: a necessary evil.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I hate it.
• 49:08
  Speaker 12: And the thing I hate it, But you don't go
• 49:09
  Speaker 12: on the air, right, and you don't go on social media.
• 49:13
  Speaker 12: I think what changed for me lately and I within
• 49:16
  Speaker 12: the last couple of years every year. It used to
• 49:18
  Speaker 12: be you get a stack of mail by the by
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: January thirty first, with all your tax craft from the bank,
• 49:24
  Speaker 12: your job, and whatever else accounts you might have. Now
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: I find in some buried email folder. Oh, you have
• 49:31
  Speaker 12: a right link click there to get your form. To
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: get your form. I wait, I don't remember the pass
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: code to some investment account I made eight years.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Ago, and I had that. I have to do the
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: search for this.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I used to get the document for you know, from
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: the mortgage company in the mail, right, And then I
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: was like, where where is this? So I called them
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: and go, oh, yeah, that's delivered through email. Now I go.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Where where when I entered? See pass word? What password? Yeah?
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Well, you got to create an account, right.
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: Create an account just to get the stuff so you
• 50:02
  Speaker 12: can send more money.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Who's old enough or at least remember their parents showing
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: up to their tax place with like a shoe.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Box, right, yeah all the stuff?
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gone.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: That's just that's the way. Way too much work.
• 50:16
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and then that whole thing. If you don't pay,
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: you have to estimate what you might owe. Oh yeah,
• 50:21
  Speaker 12: and then they'll correct you when you're wrong.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, tell me now, Yeah, you already know by all means.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: A new survey shows that forty six percent of people
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: are relying on a refund from the IRS to help
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: pay bills or get out of debt. That's up from
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: forty two percent last year and ten percent more than
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: the thirty six percent who said that same thing back
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty three. Nearly nine and ten filers expect
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: to get a refund, but fifty nine percent think it'll
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: be less than two thousand dollars. I don't go with
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: the averages.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: I don't understand the move with people are like, oh,
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: take the least amount of taxes as possible out of
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: my check. I maximize it. Just just take it out
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: and we'll deal with.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're gonna you're gonna owe it either way,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: you know, whatever your liability is at the end.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Of the year.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Like the people who like the idea of getting more
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: in there, I mean, I guess it makes those person No,
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I guess there is an argument
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: to be had. Okay, I'd rather hold onto moment. Typically,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: I would rather hold onto my own money throughout the
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: year and then owe them because in the meantime, It
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: depends on what your financial situation is. If your money
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: is making money, meaning you have investments or you have
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: other things that you're doing with your money that will
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: help you make money, well then that makes a little
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: bit more sense, you know. Otherwise, you know, this whole
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: idea of getting a refund, it's like the government held
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: onto your money. It's your money. It's an overpayment. It's
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: not a bonus. It's an overpayment. You overpaid what you
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: were liable for to the government. There's your refund, which,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: by the way, the average refund this year is three thousand,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: six and seventy six dollars.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 12: I would put taxes in the same category as tech
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: stuff and diet stuff.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Like you don't get it.
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: Well when people say, oh, I on my paycheck, I
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: claim a two or I claim a one, means we
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: didn't go to school to learn to claim a three.
• 52:07
  Speaker 12: Or it says it is nine of sugar?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Is not?
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: Is that a lot?
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: But when it comes to that thing like it explains
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: what it is. It says so for dependence, So you
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: could claim one for yourself and then if you have
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: a child, you can claim another one that that would
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: be two.
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: But if you don't have a child, how do you
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: like Sammy might claim a three.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: You can claim whatever you want, to.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Claim whatever you want.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Well, because if you go to your tax person and
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: they say, hey, based on X, y Z, they can
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: do the calculation so that you break even. The whole
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: idea is to try to break even. So if by
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: claiming zero you're overpaying throughout the year, they'll go, oh,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: here know what to make it balance out? Claim one
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: or claim two so that it balances out. You can
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: do that calculation. I don't know how to do that again,
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: I did mention I'm not a smart person.
• 52:55
  Speaker 12: That's my billion dollar idea. I could start like a
• 52:57
  Speaker 12: class for adults about health insurance taxes, Yeah, diet and tech.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Tis the season. What's great about my guy? Though?
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I mean I I collecked all that crap, the statements
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: and you know, the tax forms that get mailed to you,
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: the W two's and whatnot, and then just throw it
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: in the FedEx or I just drop it off his
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: place and it takes about you know, you do it
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: a day and a half.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Two days. He hits me back, he goes, oh.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Here's all your forms digitally digital e sign whatever submit done.
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: It was better than what he had like a number
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: of years ago, didn't they like lose all your stuff.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Well the guy started losing his mind.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he screwed up because there's that law
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: or whatever with the rule that said you had to
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: have insurance. Remember they were they were penalizing people.
• 53:41
  Speaker 12: I think that's still a thing for.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Not is it still a thing?
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Well, so for whatever reason, on my form he mismarked it. Yeah,
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: and he basically said I didn't have so I got
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: knocked by I think it was four thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: it's a huge I got a four thousand dollars penalty
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: which I ended up paying, not knowing because it was
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: just all part of it. What I ended up owing
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: the federal government at the end of the year, on
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: top of what they already took out of my check,
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: which was significant, right, And I'm like, and then uh,
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: later on I come to find out, oh, wait, we
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: made a mistake because they called me. Yeah, the government,
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: the government called me to say yeah, because you're your company,
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: your company submits a forum saying yes, this employee did
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: have our coverage throughout the year. They're saying, well, this
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: conflicts with what's on your return. I go, wait a minute,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: they go.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: So actually you are owed X number of dot four thousand,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: and I'm like.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Now, to get that, I had to have this guy
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: go and refile with the correction and everything else, which
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: that took forever. And then once they did issue it,
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: they said, oh yeah that was sent out right where.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: It took me months to get it. It was such
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: a mess.
• 54:49
  Speaker 13: So I recent I filed my taxes. I already paid
• 54:52
  Speaker 13: what I owed, and then I guess I overpaid slightly
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: from whatever was calculated.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: So they mailed me a check for two dollars. I
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: did direct.
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: Deposit for other stuff.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you just put it back in?
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was part of a twollar check.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So this four thousand whatever that they owed me
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: for this penalty that I wasn't responsible for, like all
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: my stuff for returns, you know or whatever, refunds, all
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: my informations in there digitally, Like I got a direct
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: deposit on my you know whatever. Why wouldn't you just
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: do it that way, the same way you've given me
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: everything else. Notice, well we sent a paper check in
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: the mouth. No, I didn't want to pay per check
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: nobody right except ye Sammy.
• 55:30
  Speaker 12: I had a similar thing, but in the opposite direction.
• 55:33
  Speaker 12: I got multiple letters saying that it was off, and
• 55:36
  Speaker 12: I owed them something like a dollar twenty eight and
• 55:39
  Speaker 12: I thought, oh, you've spent like twelve dollars on postage
• 55:43
  Speaker 12: to get this buck.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: You can use an online tax calculator with the state's
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: website to calculate what to take out of your paycheck.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: That way, you don't owe anything and you don't get
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: anything back of that break even, so the government's not
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: holding on to your money, but you also don't get
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: anything back, So.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: We have to do all that work right's or you
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: can hire someone just tell me what I own.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: I got a store to share. Police in Washington State
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: they were arresting this chick who stole a vehicle and
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: she freaked out on the cops because she was worried
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: about something, something that she had with her that she
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: brought along for the crime, and that would be her kitten.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: A bit distraction.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Just what trash idiot brought her kitten for car stealing.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Here's a here's some audio from the body cam footage.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: By the way, she was trying to hide under the car,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: so that's why he's like, crawl out because she's this
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: white trash idiot's under the car with the kitten on
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: the ground. Let go your cats, Let go the leash.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: We'll got it. Let go of it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 15: Name.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: We should have left the cat, Cardinal, save that cat.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Cats on leash people.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: So weird.
• 57:26
  Speaker 12: About disconcerted. It is so weird. And the cat doesn't
• 57:30
  Speaker 12: want to go on a walk on a leash. No,
• 57:32
  Speaker 12: it doesn't. Cats like the dog, right right, Just got
• 57:37
  Speaker 12: a cat coming exactly, a legal cat cat dog.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you got. You got it.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: You got a cat on the way. Announced that she's
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: getting a dog.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: What's it called? I don't know. It's well, I can't
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: say that word.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Hag dog?
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: What is it called? Greg dog? Yeah?
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: Somebody texted in about your h and I agree with it.
• 58:05
  Speaker 12: If you can't run with it or play with it,
• 58:06
  Speaker 12: it's not a dog, play with.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: It, says Gina. Is so happy for you and your
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: upcoming little dogs. Sad that the rest of the crew,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: except for Medic and Sammy, are being haters. Thank you,
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: All dogs are babies. Congratulations, Literally, get over it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for you too, I said, I'm happy.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel I feel sorry for your steps
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: on because yes, you're getting a dog, but you're not
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: getting a dog that you can be proud of.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: No, I get it. I can be proud. He can't.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because your chick.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: It's gonna wear outfits.
• 58:36
  Speaker 12: Like someday he's going to be thirty looking back and saying,
• 58:39
  Speaker 12: remember my childhood.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, dude, what kind of dog you have?
• 58:49
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Right into locker, he'll go.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I swear it's like, you know what, You're testing them,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: like you're trying to get them bullied.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I think you are. He wanted a dog, it's a
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: master place.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: He might get jumped out of his own biker gang.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, technically that's a dog. Technically.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 12: Have you ever seen a cat in a car? It's
• 59:12
  Speaker 12: so weird. I don't like that like a dog.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like to leave the cat at home.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: They don't like it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Well, going back to cats on a Leash.
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: My favorite Internet video ever, I think it's from like
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: the eighties or seventies, is that police guy that had
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: the cat on the leash and he was trying to
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: get it adopted, and then it started.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Clawing his leg. Oh yeah, that's og.
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: I forgot what the cat name. He's like, we have
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: blah blah blah, and it's on a leash.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: It went and crawling up its leg. Oh yeah, like
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: in my mount rushmore of online.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Videos literally looks possessed by the double Yeah, and it
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: just it goes for the nads already everything wasn't there.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: A guy.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: And he was being held captive, yeah, by an angry
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: cat like he like, he called nine one one asking
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: because he was stuck in He was stuck in the bedroom,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: the bedroom because this cat was really mad outside the door.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, it was his own cat. I know.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: He sounded like one of those guys that grew up
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: with one of those clitorist dogs that GENA is getting.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Get it atorus. He was. He was held caustorious.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four warning sent us a text
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: over to two to nine eight seven more. What the
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: show's next?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 12: Hang on?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: What he considered a preservative genetically modified genetically modified origin?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe yes, the show back. This is the Woody Show,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: and we're.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Body,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Greg bes, we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: here in the studio with us a special guest, a
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: friend of the show. He and Gabriel Glacias just sold
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: out and performed at SOFI Stadium. Comedian Joe Cole, Yes.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: What's yeah?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: You you you still got to be like I don't know, man,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: but it's an adrenaline, right.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: I haven't slept, Yeah, it makes sense.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I haven't slept. Yeah, I believe that. I'm not even joking.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: I mean probably you.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Where you're supposed to lay down there? The money's covering
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: the bed.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: You can't get into the room.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. This is a fire hazard. We should
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: throw some of it at the fire.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: That's just too much.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: What was that movie, Tom Cruise or they're trying to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: put it on the walls American or something?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, small yeah, flying underneath the radar man.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: They also did that on Bloway. Congratulations, thank you, congratulations,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I have a bone to pick
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: with you guys. Should we talk about it on the air, No, sure, No,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I don't if you don't want to, but we can try.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna get this out. We're gonna settle
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: this dispute right now.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Talked yesterday.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I was so furious, tell us okay, well like clearly said,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: like when when when we had made the announcement, you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: guys are on this list. No, I didn't know that.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: There's no First of all, there's no asking for tickets
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: with me. That that's first and foremost. And you know
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: that you guys are are No you know this, but
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: that's so okay. You only doing one of the biggest
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: shows your life. You're a little busy right now, which
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: means there's a lot of tickets. Two dudes. Okay, So
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: here's a show, and Gina, you're the last person I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: know you. The long I just I.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Felt is this. I felt shy, like he didn't say this.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Is what I'm clearing up today, so everybody understands that
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: what happens. Okay, So and Joe and I talked about
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: this yesterday, like, uh, he came in he announced the
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: show at so far like you're in advance, yeah, and said,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: I expect you all to be there now. Okay, cool,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: exactly expect you when I say that all the time. Okay, yes, right,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: you're right, he does, right, he does. Now as time might.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: All of you have my personal phone number so that
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: makes me mad as well that you guys were like.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: This is Greg, I'm gonna say okay.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: So it came up and then you know, we saw
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: everybody at the Chinese Theater for the Yeah, when Joe
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: got his hands and feet in the cement there at
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: the Chinese Theater, which that was really cool. And so
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: here's the thing. There was no like official like we
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: talked to me, oh yeah, there's whatever, but there was
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: never the follow up on okay, so are you coming
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: to this because there's like it's like when people say, oh,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: we should grab dinner sometime and you go, yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Let's do that's right.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: That sold a car. No, No, I know you're white.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: I can't right, and I can't speak to gregor Gena
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: or whatever. For me, I am mega uncomfortable. I I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: don't ask for really anything when it comes to tickets
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: I buy to, you know, sporting events, into concerts and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: things like that because I don't ask for that stuff, right,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: So I was uncomfortable because I know that's a big thing.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Everybody's coming out the woodwork. I mean I look at
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: our after hours takeover at Disney. The amount of people
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: that come out of the woodwork. For that thing to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: hear from them.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you don't mind, can you set
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: me in.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: I told you that, I told you that you were
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: more than welcome and I will have you on the list.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Just make me choke. But can you understand that you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: are a person the same way that we are people
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: that a lot of people have no shame in asking
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: for everything, and like they ask for Hey, any chance
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: that you can get me tickets to It's it's not
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: even an artist that we play on the station.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: And do you think you can give me tickets to this?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Or hey, do you think you like? And so these
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: are friends, these are family members. It comes out all
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: the time. So I personally, I don't ask people for
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: stuff like that.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: I just I just don't, Okay, But but I I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: just want to clarify. I want your listeners to not
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: be bored. We are not like a biz relationship. It's
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: clear like I'm always on this show. My son wears
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: your hoodie. It's like like so like that that was
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: so weird. And everyone has my number? Sam what everyone
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: else my number?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: It is our mistake for not taking you seriously as
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: the one person who really means it when they say
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: call me and let me know.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Because I'm the same way.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I didn't hear anything like a week out
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, I.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Guess maybe we're not Yeah, exactly exactly.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: Right sad right now in like I know people who
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: perform at Coachella every year like a month arly, like
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: just so you know, I'm not getting anyone in, don't
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: ask so like I'm like, okay, I'm coached up. Never
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: asked for anything.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah that I really anyway, I'm very sad. Sides were
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: when I was talking to yesterday and.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: That makes it and that makes me feel bad.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: I really do. Was sad.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, that makes me feel bad. I don't
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: want you because I don't want you to feel that
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: way here. I'm trying to be I'm trying to be
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: respectful of you and everybody Like I don't want to
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: be another one.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: Of those people a hangout dude.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: I followed along with the entire thing. I thought it
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: looked so cool you coming out with the job, the job.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: That was so cool that the special guest I was
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: telling you yesterday, Man, Tiffany has came out and she
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: was doing like was that freestyle?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: She no she she she writes her song.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, so it's crazy. She could be a legit rapper.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: She sounds great, amazing.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's playing songs. Yeah, she's going to make an
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: album real suit. She's so good. Yeah I didn't know that.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's so good. She's so talented. Yeah, she's awesome.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: But your girl.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: The fact that, I mean, seventy thousand, seventy thousand people,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: hold on.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: We got it. We still got to say baby Face
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: popped out, crazy Jamie, Jamie Fox popped out. I got
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: that call. Well, Jamie was always talking about doing a
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: show with you know, like y'all pop up, I'll pop
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: up and he you know, he never popped up. And
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: then it's like this one. I get it. The day
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: before he said.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: His full name on stage. What's his middle name?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: I can't remember.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: Like you had people rising out of the stage.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, rock shout out to three g Yeah. Omar
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: put the two elevators in, one for Fluffy and then
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: one for me, and I was like, I don't know
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: if I'm going to use this thing, and then we
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: figure out how and then uh it was cool man.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: I mean in the fact that you were kind of
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: hesitant about even doing We kind of talked about it yesterday,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Like Gabriel Glaciers was the one that said, man, this
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: we should do this.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Gabe, I told Gabe like, hey, Gabe, let's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: let's let's let's do a residency at like the Forum,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Like that would be so cool. See how many we
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: can do in a row, you know what I mean.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: So I was thinking in my head, six or eight
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: forums would be so epic, right, And he was like,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: let's card so pretty good? Right? No, he he really
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: like when he said I was like, no, Gabe, that's like, no, man,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: trust me. Kept saying that, just trust me on this one.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: I mean he did that doctor Stadium and sold that out.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: That was by himself. Yeah, so it seems the reason
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: you take another comedian that has, you know, the draw
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: that you have and you guys combined superpowers. He's so
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: seventy thousand and Sofi seems it was like a good idea,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: and it turns out it was a great idea.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: It was insane. We we had standing room only, dude. Yeah,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: we also had zero returns. This is this is from Sofi,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: by the way, This is Sofi telling us this. They
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: were like, hey, I would just we want you to know.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: We had no relocations, we had no returns, and we
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: were one hundred We were one hundred percent in the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: house like that. We were ninety three percent at like
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: seven no, like about yeah, about seven forty five, But
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: we were at ninety three percent. It was crazy like
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: regular shows, we don't even have that.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: So Texters says, Joe Cooy is Filipino, so of course
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: he means that ish when he invites you somewhere.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Now we know, okay, it's ever brought you.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Lumpia means when they say something we do, I really do?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: And I think you guys see I wear my heart
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: on my sleeve and yes you do. And I really
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: like like I don't have a circle, I don't have
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: an ento. I don't have there's only a small group
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: of people that I really like talk to or yeah,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: so like I do me and what do you? We
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: talk on the phone on like on a Sunday, Like
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: we're facetiming each other, Like on a Sunday, he's got
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: a man painting his beer. You ever talk to your
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: friend he's got another man painting his beard. That's the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: kind of relationship.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And if I can speak for Woody because I'm
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: the exact same way. I don't think he wanted to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: like risk those good vibes of being.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Like so many I don't want to.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be I don't want to be
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: the guy this uh, this text came in and this
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: is I kind of agree with you what I've never
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: asked for anything. It almost comes off like begging. And
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: I hate the feeling that of doing that.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: I got, yeah that's well, yeah, but that that whoever
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: you're talking to people don't really want around the difference.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: But also the you know, the the Chinese theater thing.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: You know you said to me, like, hey man, I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: really know as much as that was out of my
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: comfort zone, like I do that because of our relationship,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: so like I show up, I show up for you.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: This was like I just figured, man, this is such
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: a big thing. I know, there's so much around this,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: and there's so many people and there's so many moving
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: parts that when there wasn't like a you know something
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: even from like your your management person who we have
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: contact with from time to time saying all right, guys,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: here's what's going on. Like I just figured, like, you
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: know what things are probably too crazy.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: And it was crazy. I feel bad, so I apologize.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: I apologize for not being there, but I hope you
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: understand the reason why now that I didn't. I should
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: have followed up.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: I should have followed up.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 12: Mistakes are made, I should have followed mistakes were made.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: So now I want your listeners to know that too.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm super happy for you. I'm so proud of you.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: I watched I was sending you texts, you know, throughout
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: like as I saw different things because of the entrance
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: was dope and it just looks so cool.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: It was so crazy because when I he's awesome.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: When I saw a menace backstage and I was like, wow,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: there got an invite.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Nice, I was like, man, how did you get a
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: back stage past? He goes, he goes, I got a
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: three D printer for I was like, what you know?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: When I did the intro with uh the jablwaukeees, it
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: took like three days to to learn it, and I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I told the guys, I was like, hey, look, man,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: sneak me out right, like do do do like a
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: routine where you guys you know, and they always do
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: they It's always like chaotic on stage and then there's
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: like this it's controlled chaos is with the jabwakis, Right,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: so they do this thing where they run and come
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: back and then so I thought there was gonna be
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: sides for them to run and grab me and sneak
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: me in. So there would be a point where they
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like slide hand. Yeah, smoking mirrors. Right,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: we get to the sound check, we go not going
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: to work. This day just decides a football. It's the same.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: It's the same with of a touchdown. And we had
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: nowhere to get me. I was dead. There was no way.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: And then and then you know there was on the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: on the on the stage there was this little like
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: like light box that like a planter that lights were
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: coming out just laid.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Crash.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: There's no way I can lay down in that light box.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: And literally at sound check we had to figure out.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I had to figure out the whole routine so you
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: could do it with them.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: There they changed the whole routine. Big shout out to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: everybody but Juju, Gavin, tj KB, Nightmare, all of them.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: It was crazy because that we figured that out. Moments
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: before I walked out on stage, my heart was bounding
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: by the way I was in the in the in
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: the the green were with them running it through and
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: I was still wasn't getting And on top of that,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: my outfit had magnets, so I couldn't run as much.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: It was the.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Didn't see uh the you know, the Jebwaukee get up.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: You know, the suit or whatever it's a track suits
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: whatever jumpsuit right.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Uh, you know. The whole thing was like that was
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: gonna be like that.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: You see NBA players tear their pants things, and then
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, Joe coy is revealed and he's
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: there the whole time.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: That's what was like mind blowing, so cool.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: It was crazy because the people sitting right next to me,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: after you reveal yourself, you like kind of go down
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: on your knees and catch your breath and.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gassed already.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Text he says, hey, what do you show. I was
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: lucky enough to get tickets to the show and it
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: was a vibe. Everyone was having such a good time.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Joe and Gabriel killed it. It was incredible. The production
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: level was amazing. Even days later, my husband will bring
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: up a joke that Joe said and we just start
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: laughing all over again.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: It was so good.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I love the Woodie Show and I love Joe Coy.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: Joe Coy, Sam's holding up her sign like crazy tickets break.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: All right, We'll be right back more. Joe Coyd.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: I consistently set this and his excellence on everything. I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: informally contributing to our value of continuous learning and developmental.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: You are a hero, all right.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: So Joe Coy is here, Me and Joe Coy. You
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: can check him out on social media. His motto is
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: to have a good time all the time. Of course,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: it's like he's always out doing stuff. His son is
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: always with him.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: Was your uh son's mother with the most gorgeous insane
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: hair I've ever seen on the planet. There always like
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: down down to the floor.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the floor relationship.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, never seen anything like that in my life.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Talking about family stuff, one of the things that Joe
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: and I bonded over, like immediately after we met was
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: like it was like just this fatherhood, this parent stuff. Right,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Joe's son and you know, my son, my kids and
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: all that kind of I have a question for you, Joe.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I want to bring up something because Gina came in
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: and I don't want to say you were complaining, but
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: you were.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: You were kind of catching okay about what.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: About the game that you were playing?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, Before I say what, I'm going to say, yeah,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I want to see what Joe says.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're probably going to say it weird, but okay,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: no you say it.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Okay, I want to see Joe's reaction.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Okay. So he when he was asking if I watched
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: this video that I was going to watch, and I
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: said no because I got distracted because I was scrolling
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: on my phone and I was just sitting there doing nothing.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: And my kid asked me, well, can you stop scrolling
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: on your phone and play play a game with me?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Play candy Land. I was like, okay, So we ended
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: up playing nineteen Games of candy Land nineteen Yeah. And
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: then what he said, you don't know how to say no,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: And I said, it's not that, it's that when you're
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: caught scrolling on your phone by a kid who's just
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: staring at you, you gotta go do something else.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Nineteen.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 12: Well, I think the issue was the verbide you said
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 12: I had to play.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: I had to pay.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: As if the kid is in charge because we were
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: locked in at that point.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: You know what, I will agree with, Gina, Thank you?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Really I would play in ninety five games, would you really?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: Especially like can you.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this right are can you play with
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you guys one quick story and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: this is why I stopped. Can I say? Yeah, okay,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: this is why I stopped. This is why I stopped
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: doing it. Right, stop doing the funny cigarette, right I
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: I I you know right? I I smoked at one time.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Got a massage, right, nice messuse came massage my shoulder,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: and literally I was so high that I started I
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: started going way back to when my son was like five, right,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: and it was a birthday that I wasn't act and
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: I was on the road and it and it just
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: this little voice that's in your head when you're when
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: you're that, it just goes, wow, man, you missed his
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: fifth birth You missed his birthday. Like that's never coming back.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: And then I started getting emotional and I started crying
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: on the massage table, and I literally cried for eight
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: hours because it's a moment that I'll never get back.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: I'll never get that fifth birthday back.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: So it's kind of five times you would play can
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: be rooted in some kind of guilt or trauma.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Because I think we're so we're so like the old
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: school parents, like the whatever they whatever they call them,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: the boomers, whatever they were, they were just so trained
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: to be like grow up already, bye bye bye. You
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: know you ain't got time for that. And it's like, no, man,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: we do got time for that. We only get one
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: fifth birthday and we only get we only get today today.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: This is it. If you want, I guarantee tomorrow, but
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: you you got today. You woke up, so enjoy today.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: If it's ninety five games, play ninety five games. If
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: he wants the Nuggets, get the Nuggets. I'm just saying, man,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: like that whole mentality, I just I don't agree with it.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: And all I can think about is taking my son
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: out and seeing the world.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: And you every day.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's say let's say you hadn't missed that fifth birthday, Yeah,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: still playing ninety five rounds of candyway.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know why because I didn't have I didn't
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: have any of that structure at the house. Yeah. That
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: was just me reaching And I think that's why I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: felt so hard for comedy, Like I knew I was funny,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: but I think my babysitter was stand up like I can.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: I can tell you how many comedians I would watch.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: And this is before cable, so I was renting you know,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: George Carlin and of course Eddie Murphy and Richard pryor
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: you know albums like like that. That was my my
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: my babysitter. Yeah, I couldn't wait to wake up and
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: press play, you know what I mean, or go home
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: and watch uh, you know bootleg videos that I would
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: download from you know, not download. It wasn't even download,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: it was pressing record on your VCR. You guys are
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: both the better people than me.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: Then the mirror that held up to you and a
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: kid's like, are you working or are you just scrolling
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: on your phone?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, I've had this conversation though before, Wouldie And I've
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: said this to you before a long time ago about
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: this the same yeah, conversation, We've had this before, and
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: you keep falling back onto this one. Yeah. And then
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: we get off the air and he's like, you know what,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and do stuff.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: I'll do stuff, but it's not nineteen rounds of candy Land.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Like it was a sweet like I really believe.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and maybe this is from my childhood,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: and I really feel like it's important to have develop
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: a sense of independence, right, like where you're not completely
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: dependent on well for sure, to entertain yourself all the time,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: like like it's not on the parent to constantly have
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: things set up for you and people for you to right. So, yes, interacting,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: I have lots of conversations. Just had a really deep
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: conversation with my son.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Yet I thought he enjoyed back and everything else.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: I was well, And that's two of my favorite words
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: to say to the kid is be bored like good,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: be bored like there's plenty of summary.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Have you ever said that she's stressed up in costumes?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: There? Yes, candy Land.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: This isn't every day. I know.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: This kid goes to this kid goes to his friends,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: goes guys watch this or do anything.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: I do say that a lot. I do say go
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: be bored, But anyone he's like, oh, are you just
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: I guess are You're just on their phone? Get the
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: candy Land, just go get it.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 8: I think you guys are talking to extremes. You're talking
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: there's there can be a balance. It can't just like,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: of course constant brutality.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: I think I'm in the center. Joe's like, I'll never
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: miss a birthday again as long as they.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Live, And that's exactly what I'm saying. Menace.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: There's there's the yes, you play the candy land. I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: don't know if you played nineteen rounds.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they were. I think what it is
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: is I make you cards. I came from like a
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: really dysfunctional family, so it's like there was divorce early.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: You know, I was like nine or whatever when that happened,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: and uh, and I felt it, like I felt not
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: having the dad there because he moved to another state.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: You know. I felt my mom. She she worked a lot,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: so I didn't see her a lot, you know what
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: I mean. And I've had missed birthdays by my dad,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: you know where it was a phone call the day after,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: you know. You know, I've had those. And I remember
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: when Angie and I got the divorce. I was like,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: I never want that my son to feel that like
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: we're divorced. But he's not going to feel that. He's
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: going to feel like he's got the strongest parents.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: Well, you've gone over and above in that situation.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: Her house is right next to my house. That's what
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. She's in my living room right now. I'm
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: not even making this up. She's in my living room
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: because she's having you know, her her her bathroom was
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: being redone, So she's in my living room. She was
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: there when I woke up. I woke up and she's
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: lying on the couch the keys. Does that?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Does that make like having your own personal relationship is
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: difficult because of that relationship because some people get really
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: crazy because you can't even have somebody on Facebook.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Now, I'll break up with you, I'll stop talking to
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: you if there's a problem with her. Like literally, I
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: was just like, wait, what I've done that so many times?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's around. Yeah, I don't know. If
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: you know, she created a human. You can't even get
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: me catch.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: Up because she's family. She's not romantically and.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that whole thing. I think that's another
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: thing that was programmed in the human beings, like, oh,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: you got a divorce, you gotta hate her for life.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: You're gonna make her life miserable.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: It's like the only person that suffers is the kids.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? One that wins is the lawyers.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Grow up? Well up, I agree
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: like I don't. I don't. I don't hate my first wife.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah exactly. At one point you got married to that.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something there.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Can work out, and you know when there's separate ways,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I want her live in my house,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? There we go ministers the
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: happy medium, like I can, I can refer happy.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: I still need to live in next door.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but like you know, they continued anger that people
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 8: hold on to for like, okay, yeah that makes yeah, that.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: Is yeah right.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: He puts the G in Garcia.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: So call sports with Jeff Yo. Good morning, Jeff G.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Good morning, what the show.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and start with the bad news this morning.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Lakers winning streak officially came to an end last night, Luca.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 16: Okay, big d shots on the way it short and
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 16: the Lakers nine game winning streak has ended. Here it's
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 16: Downtown's motown.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you, Detroit reminder, you still live in
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Detroit aka the armpit of America, so we're still winning technically,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: h Luca had thirty two points, but was only three
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: for thirteen shooting from three point range. Lebron one rebound,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: shy of a triple double. So winning streak is over.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Let's reset Lakers and Pacers tomorrow. Moving on to the Clippers.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: They beat the Bucks last night by thirty three.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Lopez says it's montaub Brook.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Lopez nineteen, Kawhi Leonard twenty eight. Clippers and Raptors tomorrow.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: March Madness UCLA women advancing Lauren BET's career high thirty
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: five points. The USC Lady Trojans lost by forty last
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: night to South Carolina. They are out of the tournament.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: NHL Kings and Flames tonight. Also Ducks and Canucks tonight.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Baseball Dodgers and Angels tied last night. Saint two teams
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: tonight as Chavez Ravine, and last but not least, this morning,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Woody Show. Let's go ahead to him with some laughs.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I saw this post on Instagram The craziest names in
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: sports history.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: These are real people's names that played sports.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Some guy named Dick Pound, basketball player named Chubby Cox,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: football player named Kyle Sackrider, and.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: An Olympia named Dong Dong.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: And finally, My personal favorite, a French basketball player named
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Hoe.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: You fat? What were their parents thinking? Man, I'm JEFFG
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: and that's your SoCal sports.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: What about Hey a Ron, where are you?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Where is a war right now?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Or perhaps where are you?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Where is Timo?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Jacqueline nice?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Nice? No d nice? Jeff G. Everybody?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: What a plumpkin?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: What you weigh a millennial in instagrams?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: He had a reptile dysfunction.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Show? You might wonder how did we get those clips
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: from the Joe Coy and Gabriel Glacier to show we
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: just heard some of the jokes he heard on stage.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I wanted to hear it really good stuff. That's really good. Yeah,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: there we go? Can you hear it? There we go?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: There we go? Uh, Joe Coy is here? Everybody?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Question for Joe Coy, what were.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: You feeling when you walked out onto that stage, sold
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: out the crowd at so far?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Knowing you and Gabe did that? What the crazy part
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: through the little eye holes of the mass.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like once once the mask came off and you're
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: for the first time standing that people realize that you you're
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: standing there, I was insane. I'm always interested in the
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: inner dialogue. I have this thought every time there's like
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: a like a like a presidential election, right and somebody
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: for the first time, not a reelection because they've already
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: been the president, but on a person who's not been
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: president before that night where they've been declared the winner.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: And after all the balloons and the parties and the
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: but and you're laying there in bed and you have
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: that ringing in your ears because of all the stuff
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: and everything going on, and you're in the dark, and
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: you have that thought to yourself. Nobody else is around,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: and it's just, dude, I'm the president of the United States.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Like that's got to be such a crazy realization or
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: a feeling like I just won the presidential election. So
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: for what you do.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: This is the largest comedy show.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: Ever, right ever? I mean seventy thousand, seventy thousand people.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the biggest one ever in l As the
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: first time ever so far.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: But you're like, so when you are standing there and
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: you're looking out at the crowd, like, what's the inner dialogue?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Are you? Is it? Calm? Is it just giddy is it?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 14: Like?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, I took a moment. I canic what is it.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: I kind of kneeled down and took a moment after it,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: because it was right after that and I literally was
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: just like, oh man, this is not because you don't
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: understand my pov. My pov is crazy. Like it was
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: a sea of people. Yeah, And I'm mean like I
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: remember looking up to where the logo is way at
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: the top of the roof. It's like five levels up
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: or six levels up where it says so far, and
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: there were lights like little hands moving light and I
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: was just it literally looked like the stars. And I
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: really was like, oh my gosh, this is this is
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: this is actually happening. That's why I didn't let anybody
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: in my green room, even my family. No one was
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: allowed backstage. He was just me and my son. And
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: I had to explain to my family and go, this
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: is like, this is one of those moments where I
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: can't have you back there. I go, I go, I go.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: When you watch the Super Bowl and you go into
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: the locker room before the game, you don't see every
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: player with their family next to them by their lockers.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: After it's just the team and this is their super
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: Bowl and then you congratulate them at the end of
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: the game. So I go congratulate me at the end
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: of the game because this is my super Bowl. Yeah yeah,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: it makes sense. And yeah, so that that's what it
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: was like. But when I came up that elevator, when
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: I came up that elevator, because I still haven't seen
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: the crowd yet. So I was coming up the elevator
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: and I had that mask on, the Jablwakee's mask on,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: so I only got these two little eye holes, and
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden it was revealed to me,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: and I just saw this big sea of people and
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: I'm looking through the eye holes and I'm just like,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: oh my god, gotta be up here for this lone
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: I got. And oh that's another thing. There's three stage
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: clocks because if we go over, we go into penalty,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's like like and I'll
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: make up the number, but it's like something like fifteen
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: thousand a minute or something like that. It's some ridiculous amount.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: And that's so it's like a curfew, right, Oh.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, curfew's and I and I need to respect that,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: like for the whole the whole crew and the whole staff,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: like I need to be on points. So I remember
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: coming up and I also saw my clocks. You got
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: to be set and ready, and I'm like, I gotta
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: be in front of them for this long like two seconds. Oh,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: I felt like one second. Like I remember looking down
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: at my clock and I go, oh my god, I
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: only have fifteen minutes left and I got to start
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: this portion of my show. And that's it was just
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: like it just went by so fair.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: That's how all those big moments are. Man, whether it's
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: a wedding or something like that, it's just something really
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: big that you plan. You spend so much time thinking
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: about it and planning it and getting all things together,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: and then the day is there and it's just boom.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Almost Christmas lead up to Christmas like almost.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 12: More surreal before the show, like you're it's that morning
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 12: of the show. You have your morning coffee, you're in
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 12: the bathroom, and then you look at your watch and
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 12: you're like, oh my god, in seven hours, I got
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 12: in front people in the bathroom. I think that would
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 12: be more serial.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 8: I think though, once you got in that mode and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 8: then just you being you on stage, you made that
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 8: place feel like it was a tiny club.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: It was great. It was insane.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: I think it was Jamie Fox. I saw a video.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: He said that you made it feel so intimate.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like everybody was so locked in.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 8: I was afraid because when you guys said how long
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 8: the show was gonna be, I'm like, oh, man, like,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 8: people are gonna be like four and a half hours
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 8: in super drunk?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Are they is such a big place? Are they?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 8: Are they going to be able to pay attention? But
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 8: you made it feel like a like a rock show
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 8: or like a huge pop concert that people just didn't
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 8: want to take their eyes off the stage.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: It was nice. Yeah, it was good, and people were
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: like like it was a cultural moment. I think like
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: I felt like everyone was there because they were proud
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: to be there, and like they all respected the event.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: It was I can't explain it. It was just like
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: it was an out of body experience. I even said
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: that to my son. I was like that, I go,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: I I've never felt anything like this before in my career,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: and I felt like that was that that one moment
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: that I've been waiting for for the longest time. So
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: what now, Like, what's the We just booked the We
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: just booked the mood. Yeah yeah, yeah it's expensive, man,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: But to get a stab up there, Yeah, it's gonna
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: be tickets are gonna be crazy. Yeah, the bootleggers are already ready.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: The Moon's penalty is like, yeah fifty.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: You think la tax is that moon tax? Not even professionally,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: but like whether it's professional or personal at this point,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: like all these big things that you've done or what
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: like what's what's a bucket list thing at this point top?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Not even like.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: Professionally, but I saying just in general, like you like
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: you gotta feel I think if you do something like that,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: it gives you a certain sense of like you feel
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: somewhat invincible.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, you know, like all.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: Now, like because you feel almost like more empowered to
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: be able to do something else crazy that whether it's
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: professional or personal, is there any kind of like what's
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: another bucket list thing for you?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: At this point? I will tell you this, this was
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: extremely stressful, you know, so I I kind of want
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: to let my brain like not think about anything right now.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna do something big again. But I'm telling you,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: like I think that's what I'm trying to say yeah,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Like this was so stressful. I don't think people really
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: understand like the job that Gabe and I have, like
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: like we're not We're not like a band, like bands
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: are different, Like that's more like a business. That's uh,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to say it, man, when you're
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: a comic. Man, we take we that that that Sofi
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Stadium was empty, and and that's we We owe whatever
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: it is the fee that we owe even if we
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: sell one ticket, And that's how much stress it is
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: on us. Well, we don't have a record, We don't
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: have a record or a signature song that everyone's guaranteed.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: We have to go up there and nothing that we've
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: said on our specials before. It has to be a
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: completely new set. There's none. This is all brand new
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: for all of us. And it's like if you could
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: just imagine how much stress that is. On top of that,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: we have to also worry about selling tickets and then
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: paying everybody that like we had the same do We
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: had the Rolling Stones guy doing our sound like literally
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: like the guy flew in from London like he was
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: like yeah, I just finished with yeah. And that was
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: in my first meeting, My first meeting with Gabe as
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: I go, gay, man, I want Section five hundred to
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: hear that have the same sound that that you know
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Row one has. Like I don't want any complaints, like
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: like we got to give them, Like we're gonna go
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: over and above and beyond for everybody, you know what
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: I mean. So we we did. We bought the halo,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: the halo, you know that's above the used everything that
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: we could to make sure that everybody could hear and
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: see everything. And yeah, we went in on him. So
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: it was stressful. Now it's time to decompress. Yeah, man,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: decompressed again. You know, it's like.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: I'm more with Joe Cooy coming up next.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Hang on, yeah, get.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: Out, get the hell out of my house.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: In Jesus name, I pray. Get in with the Lord
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Woody show burn, Oh my god, show is back. Everybody.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Say hi to William in Canoga Park.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 10: William, Hello, Hello.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: Say hi to Joe Coy. He's sitting right here.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 10: Hey, Joe Coy, how you doing?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: How are you? I used to live off with De
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: Soto right like that over right now overpass. Yeah, I
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: lived underneath it.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, William, congratulations, you're calling number ninety eight you're
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: going to the show.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: After hours take at Disney California Adventure.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 10: I've been trying since the first time you guys announced
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 10: this event, so this has been a long time coming. Man.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 10: I am excited.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: It's a cool way to do the park just because
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: it is closed to the public and so we control
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: just how many people are there or more importantly not there,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: so you get to have this experience. We're just like, man,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: all the rides and everything are gone, and the attractions
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: of food and wine happened.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been to it. Yeah, that's cool. How you
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: do it? Yeah, it's really cool.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be cool.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: I still can't believe we get to do it.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: And wait, who are you taking? Who am I going
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: to take? Taking my wife?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm definitely taking my my fiance and daughter, and
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 10: then I need to find two more people for the
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 10: last two slots.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll be able to find something. You're not
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: going to believe this, but here's another thing that you're
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: going to get on top of this. Joe Coy Entertainment
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: is going to leave one hundred dollars for you to
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: spend on your daughter.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 10: Whoa thank you, Joe Boye, thank you so much here.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Welcome all right, William, congratulations. Hang on a second. We're
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: number one Kinoga Park right by the ever pass, you know,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: my man, Hang on one second.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: We will get all of your information of the chance
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: to win here in the eight o'clock hour, which we
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: told you.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: Sorry, we're four minutes later on this.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: You have the Dodgers Opening day tickets that we're gonna
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: give away this hour. You're listening for Offspring. The kids
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: aren't all right, Offspring, the kids aren't all right. That's
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: the song you're gonna hear sometime between now and nine.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: And when you hear it, you'll call in, and if
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: you're calling number ninety eight, you'll win the Dodgers Opening
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: day tickets. So, Offspring, the kids aren't all right, listen
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: to that song.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: To win those Dodgers Opening Day you can floor right,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: You can choose something or whatever, man you crap in
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: my man made that might be a deal. Bird. And
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: now more of the Whiti show.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: All right, So we got to Joe Koy here.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: you can send us a text over to two to
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: nine eight seventy. No, ABC canceled this new season of
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: the Bachelorette. Yeah, but you know, you know it can't
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: be canceled. Wood he show a Bachelorette. Yeah, true, Sea
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: masks with some new hotties. Yeah, he'll be coming in
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: with them.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: We just walked in.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Someone did push ups. Someone did a lot of
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: push ups for this Joe. I think, guys, about time
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: somebody finally recognized. Plenty of people have been noticing his bloat.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 12: The rock has man boobs.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 6: No, they're pecks pectorials.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: All right, well it's about time somebody knows.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: So anything else, any other compliments you He would love
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: to talk about talking about combos like that would be
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: a good if you did the cart, the cart and
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: art it meets Bachelorette. So it's like like it's like
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: some somewhat like a woman that that doesn't put her
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: cart back and then all of a sudden, like it
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: entered like the slow music, I'll put the cart back
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: and she's like what right, And then next you know,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: lunch like a porn parody one of the two. Yeah okay, yeah,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: that always goes right to the poor.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you show a bachelorette is coming up,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: because you know, look, just you shouldn't be denied your
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: bachelorette goodness.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't worry, we got it was a that was
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 5: a big story.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: The other thing, I think we can put a cherry
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: on the Sunday on this one. We were getting questions
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: about did Tyler go on the date? Yeah, I was
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: past Saturday because you know that was that was all
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: apparently set up and ready to go, and you know,
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: they were figuring out what they were going to do,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: and you guys, after all of that, it never happened
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: because yeah, she she backed out, and you gotta understand.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: Tyler, we understand.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: Why, right, Yeah, I think we all understand. We all
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: understand why.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, like after everything that played out last week, Like,
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: oh look, I would have gone if I was her,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: I would have gone on the date anyway, because I
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: would have had I would have had so many.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Questions, seriously on face time with Tyler.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: Even for nothing else, just like a free meal. Yeah,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: I thought girls like competition like that.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too, makes them more desirable.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I heard what about the second date? Then?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about I decided not to go? Through with
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: that either, because it's going to be perfectly honest. After
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: last week, I just don't really want to do anything
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: with anyone right now. It's kind of kind of keep
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: to myself and do my thing.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: Why are you laughing at him?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: I just well, it seems like my boy's down bad
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 8: right now, and I'm just it's hard to to not.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 17: Laugh at don't know, just because like, all right, it's
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 17: been a week man, Okay, it's time to get back
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 17: on the saddle, you know.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 8: So I kinda to hear him still have a little
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 8: bit of an emo voice.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I mean, that's just my voice. I
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: guess it's voice I enjoy. For another I want Tom back.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: I want to said Tyler, like my advice man is
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: strike while the iron's hot. Because I have seen so
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: many comments on the videos and on the text and
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: everything else about oh my god, what a sweet sweet.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: What a sweet guy?
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 8: Thanks everybody for Yeah, that's why I'm so frustrated with
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 8: this guy, because Tyler has never been this up ever
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 8: on the show, where he is like beloved, everybody's.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: On his side.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 8: It is like nuclear high, and for him to be
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 8: like kind of still down, I'm.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, it's not that I'm just when it. When
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: it comes to this stuff, I've learned that it'll happen
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: when I least expect it, and it will happen when
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: it happens.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I like that. I'm tired of chasing it.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: I'll just go to stand here and when it happens,
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: it happens.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: But this is that's how I did it.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: So fly Stadium came to me. This happens when it happens. Yeah.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think the love part whatever, But to still
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 8: be down, I'm like, when you're so up right now,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 8: it's just I don't get it.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: That's the part I don't get.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: Look if he's not if he's not interested, he's you know,
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: he's not interested. But I think maybe you know, because
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: I think was it last week Morgan was focusing on
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: one in particularly. I said, dude, that's like taking the
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: one you found a field of positive and she found
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: the one weed weed, yeah right, and she just focused
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: on the weed, yeah, as opposed to and not like weed. No,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: like you know, she focused on.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: The one the dandelis.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: You're right, And I'm like, no, I think you're missing
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: the whole. You're you're missing the all. You're focusing on
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: this one thing. I think maybe there's a little bit
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: of that going on too.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 8: But with Tyler, well also I think it like his
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 8: family probably heavily listens and then so he's kind of me.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not a fun conversation, what I mean, like,
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: but what do they say? Uh?
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: Just luckily I don't think my mom heard any of it,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: which I'd preferred that state that way. But my brothers
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: were hitting me up and they're like, duty all right,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm fine, Just don't do not mention those
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: to the parents.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: Were they breaking your balls? Because that's what brothers do, right, but.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 12: Mention what nothing chandalous.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: Let's catch you up Joe real quick.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 6: What he did is he came out that he moved
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 6: in with another person works in the show after they
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 6: had already made out a couple of times months prior,
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 6: and then he was buying her flowers and trying to.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: Like he shot a shot, Yeah, he shot a shot
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: and yeah yeah, and then for whatever reason, she decided
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: that she wasn't.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Interested in that.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: That's not her focus, right.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: And so now we have an understanding like okay, fine,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: and there's just roommates. Yeah, just a roommate situation. All good,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: all good. Prior to this, we were trying to set
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: him up, you know, on a date, like to find
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: Tyler a date, and this came out after the fact, correct.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: So then we found we found these couple of chicks
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: who were interested in going on date, you know, with
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: with Tyler.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: What do you show love connection? That's what we've been
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: calling it. Yeah, it dude.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: It was like, I know, Tyler, you're saying it's it's
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: it's it's been rough, But dude, top three, what do
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: you show moment of all time?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Great? Show contact the contest.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 12: Also, let Joe know that Tyler bought flowers and Morgan thought, oh,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 12: these are for me.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: No, he bought them for himself.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: He says, he himself flowers.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 12: And I think that's the thing that Tyler was most
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 12: angry about that you're talking about, is that his love
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 12: of flowers.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: Is that true that I buy them for myself?
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: You know that you're mad about it?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: Are you mad?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: Are you mad that we break your balls about buying
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: flowers for yourself?
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: No, it's just I think just the way everything came out,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: I was not the happiest with but you know it's it's.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: Fine, okay, you know, I mean, did you have Morgan
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: kiss and makeup? Or like, how is that?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: Okay? I don't know when you say, I'm glad my
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: mom didn't hear it. Like she didn't.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 12: There was nothing scandal.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: I do a very good job of keeping my personal
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 4: life away from my parents, and I prefer to keep
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: it that way so well.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 8: It's because his his family is very religious, and I think,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 8: like everything that he shared is not scandalous to us
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 8: at all, but it might be.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: You know. I love the fact that Tyler is something.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I like that he's a green thumb. I'm
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: a green thumb. Like flowers. I mean, no, I I
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: buy plants, yeah yeah, plant yeahself feel better? I get it.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: It does. It brings joy in life home.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: I did see miss it. I think somebody mentioned it,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: and I did see for the first time in actual life, uh, Tyler,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: because I know how much you love legos. I did see,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: like the Lego flowers that you know. I'm like, man,
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: this is Tyler rings that go right together.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: Have you ever built one of those? I make yourself
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: feel better to them?
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: I have not.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 4: I have seen my brother build it with his girlfriend.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: They look all right, but I think I think when
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: it comes to that, I prefer the real thing.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha, I'm attracted to Tyler. Well, I'm this is
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: ll Tyler.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: Does Joe or does Joe not need to hear the song?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: Please let me here.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 6: Someone have called him because he does buy himself flowers
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 6: to cheer himself up. They're called him Tyler Cyrus.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: Tyler Cirrus.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, here we go.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah we haven't. We do have a sleep and we're polar.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 15: You had just puked on the floor. Ask your ball
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 15: sleep in my bed. She didn't want my spunk clear.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 15: I didn't want you to leave walking like this, so
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 15: I said, come here and give me.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: But myselflowers. When I was really sad. Played in the
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: room for hours.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 15: With my star Wars, I go said, made you chicken
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 15: In the scene.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: We walked in while I was on the cane.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 15: Yeah, we made down more game.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: The best part about that, everything that we heard in
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: the song actually happened.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, banger as they call in the streets, right, yes, yeah,
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 3: all right, Well we're gonna take the break and then
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: we'll come back. What do you show a bachelorette Sea bass,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: you know, making making some ladies days finding replacements for
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: this just wrongheaded move by eighties.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: Somebody had to do it.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're we're out here breaking news.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory had to take a major out at work.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 6: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 6: much devastation for death.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: Woody Woody and now back to the Woody Show.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: Joe, I think you're gonna enjoy this, Joe Koy here
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: if you're just tuning in fresh off of selling out
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 3: Sofi Stadium with Gabriel Glacias, he hasn't slept, so he
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: figured he might as well just like, come hang out.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: I haven't. It's like I'm not gonna be all to
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: sleep anyway. So remember when run our test? What the uh?
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: The championship with the Lakers for three days? He didn't sleep,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: he said he did take the shower for three days too.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm with them. I took what I took, what I happened.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 12: Would you ever consider like getting a cabin in Montana
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 12: and just spending like a month alone?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: No, which is crazy? Yeah?
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 12: I need I need to because I'm not just take
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 12: a month off a hermit.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 5: He doesn't do a week vacation alone. He's like, this
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 5: is me and my entire family.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: I have to have that. That my last my last
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: like niece just left last night, so I had everybody here.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: I have the whole family here.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: Speaking of your nieces. Aren't you I mean, I don't
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 5: know if I'm supposed to say this out loud, but
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 5: I'm going to anyway. Uh aren't you a huge benefactor
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 5: in a lot of their nursing school.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: I said that on stage. It was the thing. It
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: was my favorite. I was like, you know, you got
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: everyone's worried about you know, your your problem. We got
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: to hear your problem. We all got problems. And I go,
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: I paid for three nieces to go to college. And
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: I said, I say, they have no interest loan, which
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: means they have no interest to pay back this loan.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: And it's true. And here's the thing, I don't care.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: Like that's why it works so hard to say that
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: I can do something like that. But yeah, it's like
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: one just got her masters. I remember she was like,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, Joe, can I get my master's? I'm like,
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: how how smart do you want to be?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: We pay for it. You're smart.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 3: You're dead already have won't get you the job? Yeah
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: there's something else required or yeah.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm paying for their school and I'm happy
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: about it. So I love it. I love it.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: Well, Joe Koy is here and it's time for Woody
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: show a Bachelorette. That's why because ABC they scrapped their
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: season very dramatic of the Bachelorette.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: But there are many women out there.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 6: And the lady who got can from the Bachelorette turned
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 6: out she was a swinger. Domestic violence allegations, So we're
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 6: gonna find alligations.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: It videos.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 6: So we found people who hope they're a little more
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 6: you know, calm soft nice.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: We'll start with Trinita the boy. This works, Joe is.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 6: They're gonna be answering questions like tell me like the
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 6: most romantic thing about me is blah blah blah.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: So that's they're gonna be answering these type of questions. Yeah.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Now this is all through like a chat room thing too, right,
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: So this is.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: This is done on This is done for the internet.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 6: Might in this case, yes, so this is this is
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 6: not in person, but I'm recording them out out in
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 6: the internet. So this is Trinida just telling you about
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 6: what makes her tick.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 7: I'm not into having a long term relationship and I
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 7: don't want to get married again.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: Ever.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 7: My profession is that I don't work okay, and I
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 7: love it because I get to take advantage of so
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 7: many things, and work sucks. My main thing is going
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 7: to see free movies because I love movies and why
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 7: should I pay for something that I don't have to.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 7: My idea of hell is that they wouldn't be any
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 7: more freebies.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 6: Untell we do a lot of these events, free movie
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 6: events for the radio station.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: Sure, she's right. Work sucks, that's the way of life.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: It's good the free stuff. Now her idea of heaven
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: for Trinita.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 14: My idea of heaven would be to go out with
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 14: as many high guys as possible. If romance was like food,
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 14: I'm a glutton because I am always hungry and I'm
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 14: longie right now.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: I love the eat. I feel you. Girl. Where did
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: you find this person? I guess she's just on the internet.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: She's out there. I found her. Is she in the
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: chick for two days?
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 6: You can tell she's the kind of person who does
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 6: like free opportunities, So like free food, free stuff, free movies,
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 6: free free dating things.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: That's her deal, sugar baby.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 6: No, and she just it wouldn't hurt if you had
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 6: a job, because she doesn't have one.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: Right, But yeah, now why you should date Trinita?
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 7: You should date me because I'm not boring. I'm wild
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 7: and crazy and there's a possibility that we could have sexy.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 9: You played a.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 7: Song closer by nine inch nails.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 12: Oh, oh my god, I'm not interested, but this is
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 12: screaming for Tyler.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean this is perfect. Yeah, he gets
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: access to all the like the free crap we do
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: around here.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah, you do crazy, and there's a possibility that we
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 18: could have sexy.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: You play the song closer by nine inch nails, Loyler nails.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: Keep that going.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she sounds like a chick who's got those big,
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: giant crazy nails.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Ladies in the room, like, why do I see.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: So many women with the nails that come to a
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: literal point, I mean, like a sharp like a like
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: a picture.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: It's called a point.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called the stiletto. There's also the coffin. There's
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 5: all I just keep them around. Yeah, it's that's that's
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 5: a that's a and those really super long ones with
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: like that are bejeweled and have it's a lot.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 3: That's the the ones that come to the point like that.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 3: I would I would think that that would be a
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: bigger problem than it would be.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 8: Cool or whatever it happens, is a problem when you're
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 8: hurting a bitch's eye out there.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're just in right now.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 13: It's the same with any type of fashion. Like for
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 13: a while, it was like French chips that were squared
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 13: and then they started to round and then come to
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 13: a point and it'll eventually go back.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: All right, would you show a bachelorette.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 6: Let's go with another option here for the new bachelor.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 6: Is it Anita? She's gonna tell us about the kind
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 6: of man that she would want.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 11: My celebrity cars is Shadam Tanning.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 13: I think he is beefy, not too surely handsome. I'm
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 13: a great cats because I have a really good job,
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 13: I really value family, I have great boobs and I'm excited.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: I love.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: Tanningning. Chadam Tanning is like what, there's an issue? Also
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: a menace? Loves cheatment man whatever, Hello, roofman, roofman. Yeah,
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 15: So.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 6: If you're more of a beefy guy. Maybe that's Anita
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 6: for you. We also have another lady for a bachelorette here,
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 6: Carolina talking about her dream man and the kind of
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 6: dates they would be.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: My dream man.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 5: He has to know how to pleasure me in a
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 5: lot of ways. Must have some money, and it's either
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: a scorpio or a pie on a date. The funniest
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 5: thing that's ever happened to me has been me throwing
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 5: up and the guy cleaning my bar.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: And then that audio. Yeah, did I say carrot?
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 5: Would I call her a Carolina?
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: Kiss? God? Yeah, I will say this.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 6: I did that once in college where we were my
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 6: friend's trailer, okay, and girl around to the back, who
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 6: have been We've been talking? Wasn't out of nowhere? We've
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 6: been talking, chit chatting, And she went out to the
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 6: back porch of the trailer and I held her hair.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: So romantic, Okay, terrific, And then we had just some
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: nice makeout session after gum was applied.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 3: How yeah desperate?
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: Are you? Nineteen?
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 9: Pretty desperate?
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 8: I've had many friends that have gone mouth parties and
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 8: thrown up on at the same time.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: You're so weird. What's weird that? What you just said
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: what that.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 8: What my friends were receiving when they were all drunk
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 8: and then the chick threw up on them. Yes, I
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 8: guarantee you will get a bunch of texts that people
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 8: they Yeah, and.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't matter if the guy was drunk. I'm sure
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: that's part of the equation. But yeah, I mean it
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: would suck to try and clean up on your.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 3: All right, everybody find true love. Yet we're gonna show
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: a bachelor. See, there's plenty of other women out there
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: that ABC can choose from him. These are all good
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: quality count you knowestines options.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 12: I don't think Trinida or Anita like physically assaulted anybody.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: We got time for for one more here Sea Bass.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 6: Okay, this is Tiffany, and she's going a mile a minute,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 6: so you may have to stop down and kind of
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 6: analyze what she's got to say about herself.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 18: What my nickname, How I get my ad and gave
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 18: it to me, And then it is boom, I did
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 18: a lot of romantic thankful my man, my friend.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: All Right, So she does a lot of things for
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: her man, her friend. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 6: Boo that was her nickname that her annie gave you,
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 6: her Auntie gave her, which is boo.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, my man, my friend.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 5: What you know what I'm saying.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 9: I can't say I did this night for me.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for money. They have my kids.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 9: My heart is good.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 3: What I think the way that my heart is good?
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? My heart? Okay, people too specific these days. For money.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 2: She's a sucker for me, isn't Yeah?
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 12: Alright, money, Yeah, she's just very relatable.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 2: What's the way to her heart? Uh? It might be good?
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 18: This second thing about me, I cannot tell you should
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 18: love me because I'm kind, not all the ugly.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm okay.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: I like her not all ugly. She likes a simple thing.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: Her heart is good, heart is good.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 3: She is a what a sucker for for money?
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: Money? For money? She's keeping it real, she keeps Can
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: you be a sucker for something that's like the main
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: thing of life?
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: Shelter And we have Joe Coy in studio with us. Yes, yes,
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: I got textages. Came in and says, hey, what the show?
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: And Joe, Hey, Joe, I wanted to tell you I
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: did something that you mentioned a while back on the show.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 3: So we have two caregiver nurses, both Filipinos, assisting my
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 3: sister in law here at home. I asked both of
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: them if they knew you, and they both screamed out
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: loud with joy they love you. Just wanted to say
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 3: that my sister in law loves you, Joe and hoping
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: to bring.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 2: Her to the Woodie Show takeover. Yes from Ray, Sir
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 2: whiskey Ray, who sends us messages on the regular.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 5: They hear your name, they just start screaming with.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 3: Like somebody says your name and people that's pretty imagine
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: that menace. Yes, you almost set your house on fire,
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: but I did didn't.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: Hear last night. I mean yeah I was.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 8: I was in my closet, in the closet I as
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 8: I usually am, and I was trying to.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: It gets better.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on out.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 8: I was usual this like special drill that makes like
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 8: a large hole in uh in one of my cabinets, and.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: I run like a wire down throat.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then I was drilling it and then it's
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 8: just started smoking and it's like it was catching on fire.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: That's because that's what happens with wood.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 8: I just you know, when I drilled things in the wood,
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 8: it usually doesn't, you know, start smoking.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: Right, it's that attachment, that big circular attached. Yeah, I forgot.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 12: It was never successfully It's one of those.
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's dude.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 8: I thought my house was just going to go up
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 8: in flames. So I have to buy like a fire
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 8: extinguisher because I just moved.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: It's not going to set it on fire.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: It was smoking like it's going to smoke. It smelled
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 3: like burnt woods because it's exactly what.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, actually it was burnt woody smell. It
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: is thick, like you telling me that couldn't catch fire.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: That's called smoke.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't catch fire because the minute you stopped the drill,
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: like the the creation of the heat stops. And it's
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 3: not like you you've got I started blowing on it,
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 3: and I was like getting it off, describing how to
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 3: make an outdoor fire exactly as a man, as a
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 3: man who has made plenty of bow drill fires in
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 3: my time.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: And you did all this in the closet.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, but yeah, I
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 8: but just yeah, I'm.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: Checking in safe, get a fire extinguis sure. Everybody should
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: every homeowner should have that.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, so you know, uh, ever been to the
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 3: dentist and they're doing any kind of drilling and you
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 3: smell like, yeah, it's the same thing, except that the
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: reason you're smelling the wood like that is because it's
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 3: what you're drilling.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 2: That's the same thing. It's crazy, it's coming off my
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 2: tooth because the crazy is I bought a fire stigmature
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: from my tooth.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 3: Spinning against the wood, and it's creating the friction which
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 3: creates the heat.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: The heat starts, but then I stopped it and the
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: smoke it was still going.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 12: Okay, I thought, what Menace is talking about is actual fire,
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 12: fire and smoke, like saying there was a flame. But
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 12: but Menace is talking about for reals fire. You're talking
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  Speaker 12: about like a smell from the tooth.
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  Speaker 3: Drill tooth, that's that's dust. But that's what happened. There
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  Speaker 3: was no actual flame. You're gonna you're gonna get that.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna get Yeah, it'll smoke, it'll smoke, and you'll
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  Speaker 3: get that smell of Yes, died from toothfires. Nobody died
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  Speaker 3: from drilling a hole for a shelf and a car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the detective goes, I know what happened here.
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  Speaker 2: This guy was drilling a whole.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, toothfire. That's right, that's right, tooth fire. Joe, thank
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  Speaker 3: you for for coming in. Congratulate again on the sofar
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  Speaker 3: show to you and Gabe. I know, man, people think
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  Speaker 3: that stuff just happens. And you you were mentioned about
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  Speaker 3: how much work and coordination and how many things had
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  Speaker 3: to be figured out and whatever to make sure that
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  Speaker 3: everybody had a great time and that it went off
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  Speaker 3: the way that it went off, and that was received
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  Speaker 3: the way that it was just received.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean I know that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you you care more than most I one
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  Speaker 3: of the things I've always appreciated you about you is
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 3: your work ethic and how much care and the stuff
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  Speaker 3: that you put into things so that it's a great
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  Speaker 3: experience for your fans. And congratulations again, man, that's that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. We're really happy for you. We're very proud
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  Speaker 3: of you. Enjoy your your downtime, your decompression. I hope
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 3: you get some I hope you get some rest.
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  Speaker 2: You'll clunk out. Shout out to that the whole crew too,
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  Speaker 2: Gave and and of course Omar three g and everybody else, man,
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  Speaker 2: my whole crew. That was that was crazy, Like that
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  Speaker 2: literally was the Super Bowls like seventy thousand people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was like size of like five forums. Crazy, yea
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: more efficient.
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  Speaker 3: I could have done five nights in the forum, but
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  Speaker 3: you did one. Imagine how tired you would have been
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  Speaker 3: for five I know, right Well, Joe Coy, thank you again.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 3: Uh you know, follow Joe Coy on socials and you
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 3: can find him online. Get all the dates of when
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 3: he's going to be. You know how much downtime you
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 3: got before you I got two weeks?
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: Oh and I did. Yeah, I got two weeks and
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  Speaker 2: I did. I'm doing a two shows at radio A
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 2: big deal. You know what. That's quaint. I'm gonna post
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: all that stuff from so FI, so get ready. I
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: think I'm gonna post the intro today. Oh yeah, it
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: was pretty amazing. So like even I keep watching, I'm like, wow,
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: that was that was a pretty good.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 3: Joey join fun. And that's it for Tuesday.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So catch the full show podcast by going
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 3: to the Woodyshow dot com. Again thanks to our friend
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: Joe Coy for spending a considerable amount of time with
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: us this morning. Always good to see him, but also
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: congratulations to both Joe and Gabriel Iglesias. That huge event
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 3: at Sofi, the sellout of Sofi Stadium for our comedy show,
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 3: seventy thousand people. He was showing us some video on
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 3: the way out today. I mean, you're right. I mean
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 3: somebody use the word cinematic. Yes, it was huge, crazy, epic. Yeah,
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 3: I mean they were like kind of pulling together different.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be posting those on his social media. You
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 3: gotta see it, some of stuff that he was showing.
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: Any congratulations to two really good friends of the Woodies Show,
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 3: Gabriel Glass and our institio guest this morning, Joe Coy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we are back.
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday, All new show Woodies Show Crossfire with Hammer and
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: Hank and half Baits talking to those guys. Also March Fatness,
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 3: the Final Challenge, Oh No, Final Challenge March Fatness Wednesday
• 2:06:02
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• 2:06:04
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• 2:06:08
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• 2:06:14
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• 2:06:16
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• 2:06:21
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• 2:06:28
  Speaker 3: Look force there at the Woody Show. Greg Gory parting
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 3: words of wisdom please.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 12: Yeah, our winter fat is finally gone and now we
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 12: have spring rolls.
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get it? Yeah, I've been waiting for it.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 3: What is so spring rolls? Winter fat? Spring rolls? What
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 3: would summer be? O?
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: Good one? Some summer buns? Summer buns? I don't know, sure,
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 3: There's got to be a term for it. Yeah, I
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 3: like summer fat, summer. I'm trying to get my beach
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 3: body together, you guys.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I always say, if you can't tone it, hand
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 5: it still waiting.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: Hell?
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: you so much for giving the wood you show some
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 3: of your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it.
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 3: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Have
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 3: a great day. S M D double M.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.