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EP. 102: Special guest Bliss joins to discuss ICEMAN, BONDS V. BRON, and much more · The Hack Box

• MAS: Like low riders or like more street new street cars? bliss: Mm-hmm. HackBosh: He's sick. bliss: I know. Don: I gave it was tough though. HackBosh: For real's. Who won? Don: I got who won? You wasn't watching it? HackBosh: I didn't finish the last two minutes. I'm gonna leave my mic to work. bliss: Burrs. Don: Spurs, yeah, Spurs one. bliss: Kyle O'Brien and Dylan Harp or something else, man. Don: That boy Wimby. I was telling this for ⁓ Ron, Wimby's about to get like the next four defense play of the years, bruh. bliss: I don't even doubt it, bro. There's like a bunch of big men in the league that's doing that damn, bro, but no one's doing it that easy, bro. It's like he's playing on a Lil Tykes for him, what everybody else. Don: Boy one thing. Alright, this is episode 102, the Hackbox. We kinda down a few people, but we got a special guest. It's a fool Bliss. What's good, fool? bliss: Yo. How y'all doing? How y'all doing? Happy to be here. Happy to, ⁓ right on for having me. MAS: He less HackBosh: Happy to have you, happy to have you. MAS: Yes sir. Don: Are you happy? You were talking mad shit when it was like, Hey, let's bring let's bring bliss on. HackBosh: I was not talking to him. I was not talking to him. bliss: Yeah. Don: Didn't you say if you saw him, bruh, you was gonna tell him what you thought about him? Something like that. HackBosh: No, why didn't I say that? I don't know. bliss: But, bro, that was like everyday living with bro. But, hey, it was good times, man. It was times. was good times. HackBosh: Okay. Don: Alright, ⁓ let's hop into something quick. I'ma just list two things and you guys tell me like what do you want more? Like, so for example, what do you want more? GTA Six or Avengers Doomsday? MAS: Yeah. G T A 6 bliss: 6 HackBosh: Mm. Don: GTA 6 MAS: Easily. HackBosh: 6 ⁓ bliss: Yeah, we will. HackBosh: No, because like with Doomsday we still get like secret wars. So we still get something of it, but GTA 6 gonna be the last GTA we play. Don: Yeah. MAS: It's the anticipation too. bliss: Yeah. Don: It might be. At this point, bruh. Shit. bliss: No, not for real, bruh. And GTA 6, I feel like it's going to be live, bruh, because everybody who is super active in GTA 5 is waiting on it. I've been still playing GTA 5 recently, bruh. I just got back on just to do some horse races. Don: That's gonna be the best game of all time, I ain't gonna hold you. MAS: Just imagine. Don: I I'll be I'll be some some days I'm just like, man, I feel like driving through Los Santos, bro. MAS: For sure. bliss: I gotta do it in the bulletproof car, bro, because nowadays everybody just be trying to just go crazy. I don't got the bike. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: oppressor? What do you mean you don't have to bike no more? MAS: ⁓ yeah. How to sell it? bliss: I saw the flying bike. Don: You sold that? Like you was down bad and you have to sell that shit? bliss: Nah, bro, I just I was like, bro, I'm the best getaway driver. Let me sell it. And I regretted it instantly, bro. HackBosh: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don: ⁓ my god. I feel like I don't know if it was you but I remember some w at one period you was going through some tough times. Or maybe it was somebody else. It started selling shit. HackBosh: aye that is a crazy statement. I don't know who it was you was somebody who was going through tough times. Had to start selling shit. That's crazy. bliss: I don't know, maybe it was... I don't know though, bro, because I was running... MAS: I thought Don: We talk we talking about GTA, we're talking about GTA. bliss: got hella cars still from running hella heists with you like you and Mas spread So I don't know I think it was just more like I was like I'm the best getaway driver, bro I'm gonna keep the the water car the other car I was always getaway driver, right? This was it I got clips of driving the water Don: This school had no bars. I don't know why you were saying that. MAS: Yeah. HackBosh: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don: What is Poor Josh doing? HackBosh: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. MAS: It's for Josh. Don: Josh is hilarious. All right, ⁓ would you rather have your team win it all? Either team w you know, you can pick whatever sport you want, or take five thousand dollars right now. MAS: My team to win it all. HackBosh: I'm taking the fucking 5k what are you talking about? Don: I'm t ⁓ I'll take Celtics championship over 5k bliss: Wait, you said if your team won it... HackBosh: I'm taking the 5k ⁓ MAS: Yeah. bliss: I'll take the five bands because I don't want the Lakers to win it. ⁓ Bro, opinion. I don't even want my team to win right now, bro. I want my team to rebuild. ⁓ Don: You say yeah, either team. HackBosh: Can it be wait, can it be a football team? Don: It could be any any sport you want, bro. HackBosh: Cowboys winning a Super Bowl, I don't know. I can make 5k. Don: five that's what I'm saying, you can make 5k and 5k gonna last as long as a fucking championship, bro. MAS: Exactly. bliss: That's true though. HackBosh: I I can blow five K in in a week. Don: I could blow 5k in a day. Let me go to Japan right now, said everything. ⁓ bliss: I guess I'll take a Niners ring so we can have a parade and shit too. Don: But but I'd rather take 5k where Niner's ring. I'm not gonna hold you. MAS: Low key. For me, for sure. If it was just the Niners. Don: Right now. bliss: For me, just think of it as the city gonna be live. Don: 'Cause yeah, 'cause I fucking I love the Niners, bro. I still haven't seen the Super Bowl, but like ⁓ man. I don't think we're gonna get one with this fucking current injury bug we got. That shit is not going nowhere until we MAS: But that's bliss: Yeah So I know every season we dropping like flies, MAS: The rumours, the scandal. Don: every season. ⁓ but over a Celtics championship? Nah, I'll take a Celtics Championship. I'll take a Celtics Championship over 10k bro. bliss: I mean, once we get rid of... ⁓ MAS: Yeah, give me a Giants World Series. Don: Not even joking. World Series over 10k? MAS: For 10K? ⁓ Yeah, for 'Cause I don't know, and and that's Don: Facts. I just saw one two years ago. I want another one. MAS: Feening bliss: I mean, if once Bronn leave the Lakers, bro, I'll say the Lakers are gonna go over 5k easy. It's not that... Nah, it's not even that... It's not even that I don't like Bronn, bro. Realistically, I could respect what he did, bro. It's just that... Bro, I want my team to actually do something without somebody having an influence on who does it. At least let Luka make the call. He the younger talent now. You know what mean? Don: ⁓ Yeah, one's out of there, boy. Yeah, you don't like Braun. He's one of those Laker fans. That's your savior, bro. HackBosh: ⁓ you don't like you don't you don't like brawn? Don: That's Luke. That's the Lucas thing, bro. bliss: It's Lucas team, let him make the calls but let LeBron get up out of the office real quick. You know, ⁓ I'm all for the youngest to start doing their thing. I want a homegrown team like like OKC and the Spurs, bruh. Don: Take Bronnie with him. HackBosh: ⁓ no, but we don't do that. We're a we're the Lakers a win now. We don't like developing. We're a win now. Don: Yeah. bliss: We are a win now, bruh, I know. Don: All right, ⁓ what about would you rather have a Mace Windu show or a Palpatine show? bliss: I don't know a lot about Star Wars. I'll have another Clone Wars cartoon. MAS: Nice window. Don: Yeah. MAS: I d I mean, Palpatine, I it depends. If if they're live action, Mace Windu, animated, it still might be Windu, but Palpatine I mean just a live action Palpatine is just I'm cool off that. HackBosh: Mace window. Don: I'm still going amazing, animated, bro. I'm cool off Palpatine period, ⁓ What'd he say? What do you say? ⁓ somehow Palpatine returned. That's some ol' bullshit, bro. MAS: Palpatine it HackBosh: Yo, yo, yo. MAS: That's the most hated line, but for him to know anything about how he returned would wouldn't make any sense either, so HackBosh: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don: Fuck that movie. Alright, would y'all rather have a perfect Madden or perfect 2k? Perfect in every aspect. MAS: Shit. HackBosh: Yeah, yeah, yeah. MAS: ⁓ perfect Madden or perfect what? Don: 2k NBA 2k. bliss: 2k13 with modern graphics. Don: Over a perfect Madden. HackBosh: I'm saying perfect madden MAS: I say perfect Madden. What's the biggest glitch in 2k though? Like the most thing that's like always annoying? Don: I d I don't know. I mean just overall like it's just a copy and paste that I can't trade for Tatum ⁓ bliss: That I can't trade for Jason Tatum. ⁓ HackBosh: Yeah, yeah. Don: He's a Celtic for forever. bliss: Yeah bro, he's one of the most untouchable people in all these games, bro. In probably the last three 2Ks. HackBosh: Yeah, yeah. Don: I don't HackBosh: haven't played 2k like like that since I lived with Y'all, honestly. Don: You weren't good at it either when you played with us. Bruh. You got you got a simmulated ring, bro. A simulated ring. HackBosh: I I got a ring. I was good on it. This is what I'm fucking talking about. I wasn't good at it. I wasn't good at it, really. I wasn't good at it. Like bro, this is shit I'm talking about, bro. I hate y'all niggas just say fucking words, bro. No, no I'm gonna talk, bro. Y'all niggas just say words and it becomes fucking truth, bro. I hate that shit. Like I really wasn't good, bro. I won most of the fucking time, bro. I won most of the time. He gets always hear that shit ho ho. No bro, I won most of the fucking time. Let's be honest, bro. bliss: You lie, MAS: Alright. Don: No bruh, that's the fucking truth, bruh. I used to fucking forty bang you, bruh, laughing in your face, bruh. What you talking about? bliss: Hey, Josh's team was full of slashers, bruh. Don: Against who? Against Ron? HackBosh: Bruh, everybody but you. And bruh, it's ⁓ brother's almost everybody. That's everybody. Don: And Brevin? bliss: Hey man. Hey the gems had three. Don: You saying everybody but who? Everyone but who? But who? Everyone but who? HackBosh: It doesn't matter. bliss: Hahaha! Don: Exactly. So to me, your ass. bliss: The Gems had three, I was beating the Cavs more than and Houston more. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: ⁓ I wish I had more of a challenge playing 2K Brah. Brevin had a little spurts when he was actually getting me runs. But you two? Shh. bliss: and MAS: Yeah, but did you have more challenge in 2k or Madden? bliss: Na Na Don: For sure, Madden. ⁓ my gosh. Even when I went on runs, like it was hard to be brevin sometimes. bliss: Yeah, I suck Madden and I'll run that ball the whole game. Don: But even you guys in that game too, bro. HackBosh: So did Miguel. Miguel was horrible in Madden. MAS: The only thing I cared about in Madden was having the best running back and that full freaking Mark Don: Miguel will actually Stop. Go, go. HackBosh: Weren't you like San Diego Dragons some shit? Don: I forgot what it is. ⁓ no, he was Mexico City. Golden Eagles. bliss: Yeah, you're lying. You're lying in your running bags. MAS: ⁓ yeah, Mexico City ⁓ Golden Eagles. Yeah, no, dude I have Marcelo Mueblo, bruh. Lolo. That fool was the best running back in the game. HackBosh: Mr. Webman. bliss: For real, was Latino Saquon Don: Saquon, Latino Saquon. ⁓ I don't know if y'all listen to Rihanna or Frank Ocean, but would you rather have a new Rihanna album or a new Frank Ocean album? MAS: For real. bliss: Hahaha HackBosh: Frank Ocean Pause. Don: Bro, Rihanna hasn't dropped Rihanna hasn't dropped since anti, bruh. bliss: ⁓ even I don't even to like I listen to old Rihanna. I'll still say Rihanna because Frank ⁓ be hit and miss even though I love Frank's music. You feel me? MAS: Who would have better features on their albums? I would feel like Rihanna. HackBosh: I think Frank will have better features 'cause it's been so long. Don: she can go either. She can go like just straight just getting big names on there, you know what I mean? Or she can just go like just wanna make good music and just get like random ass like features and shit. Like she had a song with ⁓ Kanye West and Paul McCarthy. That shit was hella random. But that song is fire though. Four five seconds. That's just tough, bruh. But like you know what I mean? Or she can go make a song with DJ Khaled, you know what I mean? Like work MAS: She's versatile. bliss: That song was fired up. MAS: ⁓ yeah. bliss: Or Larry June HackBosh: Thank you. MAS: ⁓ that'd be crazy. Good job, Rihanna. Don: good job, Rihanna. That would actually go dumb MAS: Yeah. Don: would you rather have a new Batman movie? ⁓ not like the Robert Patterson. Honestly any any new Batman. New Batman movie or a new blade movie? HackBosh: First thing first, I gotta say one thing. Batman is the most overrated superhero. One hundred percent most overrated superhero. Like bro, like it's so unrealistic. ⁓ with prep time, ⁓ with prep time, bro. The only reason why Batman is who he is, because his rouge galleries ass compared to any other Marvel's character. Don: All right, bro, you're just trying to get a reaction out of me. You just trying to get a rage out of ⁓ you just trying to get a reaction out of me. I don't I'm not about to get into this shit right now. I don't know if you're being serious or you're just trying to troll. bliss: Yeah Don: Are you trolling or are you being serious? Are you being serious or are you trolling? HackBosh: I'm being dead ass. bliss: Anywho, I take a blade movie. MAS: You're kinda holding the camera like Joker right now. HackBosh: Sure. Don: You said Batman's overrated, bruh, 'cause the prep time? You said it's unrealistic? HackBosh: Yeah, what? Don: Batman's unrealistic. HackBosh: No no no, I mean unrealistic in the realm of superheroes. Unrealistic in that realm. Like you telling me like he has no powers and he's ⁓ that's why he's so cool. He has prep time. No, but I said in the realm of combat, I said that. bliss: That's the most realistic hero. Don: Everything everything in comic books is unrealistic, motherfucker. In the realm of comic books, fucking Superman getting stronger from a son is unrealistic. What the fuck? HackBosh: but it makes sense in a realm of comic books. In in the realm of comic books. Like there's some laws and regulations, but no matter what you watch, you know? ⁓ the realm of comic books, a human being that has no power isn't gonna be able to serve a punch from Superman in the realm of comics. Like, you know what I'm saying? It doesn't it doesn't make sense. Like, you know, like for example, like realistically, in the realm of comics, from a logical standpoint, superheroes like Flash and and Superman. Don: And then what does Batman do that defies the laws and regulations? But it does. Unrealistic. HackBosh: should never be able to get beat by someone like Batman. It's just unrealistic. bliss: I don't know, I don't know, bro, cause and if anything, bro, he's a martial artist, martial martial artists be taking some crazy beatings and then they bounce back and do crazy shit. You know what I mean? If anything, if anything, but is the personification of a ninja. Yeah, now he taking a hit, bro, and coming back with something crazy. If it's sci-fi. Don: But you understand that comics is a plot. MAS: No, I feel just saying. Yeah. But But remember that show Deadliest Warrior? I forgot what came it out. But they put like two different Yeah, so but what he's saying is if they did simulations, a hundred fights, Flash versus Batman, Flash has beaten his ass a good amount of the times. Exactly. But Don: Yeah, what about it? That show was fucking tough. HackBosh: He has to. Don: Well he he has powers and you say it like that, but then what when whoever's writing a story is gonna whoever's gonna win. It's a fucking fake fabricated storyline. Of course Batman's not gonna get fucking killed by one punch if it's a fucking Batman comic. Because the writer's not gonna have their best character get killed. There's a reason why Batman's the most popular fucking fictional character of all time, bro. HackBosh: But you know, I'm saying I'm saying in the realm okay, but it it it MAS: Heart comes into play. Yeah. bliss: Yeah. Hey and and brain is a superpower too brain is super power to bruh smarter if you are smarter. Yeah MAS: He's always prepped. HackBosh: Sure, bro. The flash can think as fast as he can run. Don: It time out. Batman has the most realistic power of all time, bro. He's the richest man. bliss: That's facts. HackBosh: Thank you, Bliss. Facts, bro. Alright, let's just move on, I guess. DC just ass bro. ⁓ MAS: He's power. Don: Batman's Ironman's not fucking a Batman, bro. I got one EMP for that motherfucker. bliss: ⁓ no. Tony Stark got one very big weakness. You know what mean? Batman finding that hole. Pause. HackBosh: ⁓ bliss: ⁓ I heard it when I replayed it. Don: A ⁓ MAS: Who's richer though? Tony Stark or frickin' ⁓ Bruce Wayne? Don: I feel like I don't know bro, it depends. I don't know bro. I don't Yeah, it depends on the comment because I feel like general knowledge wise, I feel like damn, I don't know, bro. Cause Batman cause Batman has like his own fucking corporation enterprise and shit and then Iron Man's legit selling weapons to fucking countries and stuff. I don't know, bruh. What's a toss up, bro? Nobody richer than ⁓ T'Challa though. HackBosh: On a comic. MAS: I get stark. Yeah. That's awesome. That's true. Yeah, I got that. bliss: Hehehehe Don: ⁓ did y'all listen to Iceman or what? HackBosh: Yeah, that shit was mid. ⁓ MAS: I didn't listen to ⁓ the Habidi one. Don: That boy shot three for forty one, bro. HackBosh: ⁓ Yeah, it's it's a tour date right Mas It's a tour date? MAS: Yeah. bliss: Yeah bro, I mean I tried to drive and play it bro, didn't, the bae wasn't f**ked with it bro, I'm sorry. Don: ⁓ was trying to get that shit a chance, bro. ⁓ I think I think the cause I started off with the fucking ⁓ the one with his mom on the cover. What's that one again? ⁓ Not Habidi HackBosh: mom on a cover of one? MAS: Maid of honor. Don: What's that what's it? Maid of Honor, yeah, that shit was dog manure, bro. That shit was bad. bliss: out of them. MAS: Maid of Honor? I like stuck on that one 'cause it has like the eighties vibe, but other than that I was like just like as a song I can vibe to Yeah, yeah. Song stuck, yeah. bliss: Yeah. Don: You like that one the best? ⁓ the song stuck. I don't think I can pick out one song, bro. I was forcing myself to listen to that shit. But Iceman was alright. You know what I mean? I like whispering my ear. Shut up, Janice. HackBosh: No, bro. MAS: Just the beat. It's eighties. I like the eighties sense. Iceman had I I like national treasures. bliss: Heh. ⁓ HackBosh: I like shut up gianners. bliss: For me though, bro, I'm gonna say I don't like any of it, bro. I was listening to it and I'm like, dude, it sound like his ghost writers are trying to help him. Like, and he... ⁓ MAS: Remember that one? For sure. Someone had a gun to our heads and they asked us do you like it or not? And we're all saying, I didn't like it. Don: Mm. I give all that shit. Collective as a drop, it's a four out of ten. I'm being nice. ⁓ bliss: You could have my It sounded like the Ghost Riders gave him some and then he was like, nah, nah, nah, let me change it real quick with my shit. HackBosh: You MAS: We had my twist to it. No, that didn't work. HackBosh: Yo Don: What about ⁓ all right, so what if an alien came to Earth and then they're like, Put me on your top two or three best straight songs. What songs are you picking? HackBosh: Yo MAS: My bad, Josh is in the way. She said Drake. Don: Best your top two to three best Drake songs to someone that's never heard Drake before. And you want them to like him, so bliss: Ooooo MAS: Fuck you gotta go Marvin's room. HackBosh: You Don: Marvin's Room a great song. Well you you only got one? You only got two? bliss: Let me think a little bit. MAS: I feel like but that's kinda that's kinda well I'm just saying, like that's just kinda sad though. So maybe they might not fuck with it. Don: They like good music, they like good music. MAS: Yeah. Marvin's room. bliss: What was that song? 6 AM in Toronto in the morning with J. Cole. Don: ⁓ in the morning it would be tough. But is that J Cole song? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's J Cole song. I always thought he featured it. Yeah, that's that's definitely a J Cole song. Is it on? ⁓ bliss: Is it? ⁓ MAS: Yeah, honestly the songs that come to my mind are features. HackBosh: Hotlight bling. Don: Hotline Bling is a great song. It just got super played out, but that shit is a great song. bliss: Nah, it'll be, HackBosh: for me. I was like a sophomore when it came out. bliss: Hold on, we're coming home. Classic. Don: coming home. That's a crazy pull. ⁓ bliss: Or anything on views, bro. Anything on views. MAS: Yeah. Don: Anything on views. Anything on views for sure. Headlines too, MAS: Headlines bliss: I had to think hard because I'm like views is a timeless album to me. So is So Is Take Care though. MAS: That's like a classic. That's like one of his first Don: But if you have to pick three right now, just what are your three you're picking? You gotta MAS: Probably going home headlines and Yeah, probably the pound cake, the ⁓ Don: Ooh, pound cake. I forgot about pound ⁓ bliss: ⁓ okay, trust issues. MAS: Yeah, no, actually take okay, put pound cake in there. Take yeah. Pound cake headlines ⁓ And going home. There we go. There it is. I'm done. bliss: Alright, well I gotcha, I gotcha. Shit. I'm not mad at that. Are we counting in the morning or we don't? Don: Yeah, you can pick in the morning, you can pick whatever song want. bliss: In the morning, trust issues. Yeah, and then coming home, that's just all classics. I'll go out of views, you know what mean? Don: Yeah. She got ⁓ bliss: Honorable mention, look alive. That shit turned the world on its axis for a second. Don: Goodbye. What you got Josh. HackBosh: I'm gonna say ⁓ passion fruit. MAS: You like to dance. bliss: Good one. HackBosh: Marvin's room. And hotline bling I mean like poppy classic songs, you got all three of those in there. For any fill. Yeah, those three songs you can play in any type of fillings. MAS: Guaranteed in the club. Don: Yeah. bliss: But if an alien come into the world and wanted to feel human emotions, I'm for sure playing trust issues. They going to feel that shit, ⁓ HackBosh: Yeah. Don: They gon' feel that shit. This is what y'all been going through down here? bliss: Yeah. Nah. Are we good ⁓ HackBosh: It's like you've been gonna do that here. Don: Yeah. MAS: These humans are weak. bliss: And to jump back to the other topic, blade movie. I'll take a blade movie. Don: Over over a New Batman. bliss: Yeah, because I know Marvel will kill a new Blade movie. You know what mean? Don: act like they can't. Maybe it's a good thing they wasn't trying to force that shit out over a couple years ago. ⁓ I was so fucking ready for that shit. I was in Sedona and I got when they announced they're making a new blade and Mahershala ali and shit. That was back in like 2019 bruh. That shit was supposed to come out in like 2021 I think. HackBosh: Yeah. MAS: For sure. bliss: you I mean, y'all think Disney would make a good horror movie? That's a thing too. Don: ⁓ if they were to make Blade a horror movie, that shit would go dumb. They should do. You think they are? HackBosh: They they are. Yeah. bliss: You kinda have to. You kinda have to. Don: But remember they were about to make Doctor Strange two a horror movie, bruh, but that shit. San Rainy? HackBosh: No but but no but that was before they tested the waters with R rated movies and stuff. They know they're gonna make money no matter like they can expand on their product now. Don: Didn't they just make that a rated R horror ⁓ Doctor Strange 2? That shit would have been crazy rated horror. That movie would have been great. bliss: I was thinking that that would have been the only way they make a blade movie HackBosh: Bro, I got a story about Doctor Strange too, bro. No, no, not Doctor Strange too. Thor. Thor, what was the what was the last one called, bro? Don: Ragnarok or Love and Thunder? HackBosh: yeah love and thunder that shit was ass bro. Yeah bro shit was ass man I bro I was supposed ⁓ MAS: I forgot about that one. I totally forgot about it. Don: Booty booty booty buttings. Also, side note, I think ragnarok is overrated. I think it's good, but ⁓ it's very overrated to me. bliss: A lot of it was fan, ⁓ was it? Don: People say that shit's like top five, bro. MAS: I think it's the best of the three. HackBosh: I just think Thor and Thor Dark World were so mediocre that when we got ragnarok not Thor, my bad, I thought this Dark World was so mediocre. Don: You thought Thor was mediocre, the first one? bliss: The later the thors are, the fan service, bruh. Don: thought that was bad. Yeah. Love and Thunder Love and Thunder was fan service. HackBosh: And almost it does. Huh? bliss: feel like the later throws were for show fan- Yeah, there's the fan service to be honest. For those ones. HackBosh: And I didn't get serviced pause. That shit was ridiculous. Love and thunder bliss: You know. Hehehe Don: Hey, they've met they ruined Christian Bale's ⁓ gore. 'Cause that was a great villain. MAS: It's same thing with those, bruh. It's just for the kids. HackBosh: No, he was going off. He was not for the kids. Yeah, he was not for the kids. He was going in. Don: He was going off. He was the best part of the movie. bliss: For 11th Thunder, did Disney own the rights yet? MAS: What do you mean by that? Don: ⁓ for Thor? bliss: For Marvel. Cause I know they bought HackBosh: Yeah, they own everybody but Spider Man now. bliss: Yeah, cause that might be- Don: They bought them boys on before one. bliss: Disney on everything now, bruh. MAS: It's crazy. HackBosh: I don't think they own the ho on the Hulk solo movies anymore. Don: ⁓ no, I think Universal's still got that shit. ⁓ they don't have they have all the Fox characters. Yeah, they have all the Fox characters now. HackBosh: Yeah, universal. Yeah. bliss: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Because like even Disney owns Fortnite now, bro. John, that... didn't... Don: ⁓ how you feel about that Fantastic HackBosh: Crazy. W what what Bliss ⁓ bliss: What? Oh, that they own Fortnite? Don: How you feel about that four movie? MAS: But Fantastic Four is good. bliss: I don't watch it. HackBosh: It was all right. MAS: Just for me honestly, I'm nostalgia guy, so I like the old ones better still. ⁓ Just classic. Don: Wow, yes those are some of my favorite superhero movies. HackBosh: If they brought back what's her name, could have been a ten out of ten movies. Don: Jessica Alba. Yeah, don't do that again. MAS: You know her name. Don't say what's her name. What's her name again? ⁓ Yeah, it was bliss: Yeah, that first movie was pivotal. Don: She was HackBosh: Have you all seen honey with Jessica Alba? MAS: The dance movie? I've seen it. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: What year? 2006? ⁓ 04' ⁓ Ooh, that's like entering prime, bruh. ⁓ MAS: Yeah. HackBosh: Might be ⁓ four. ⁓ Yeah. bliss: ⁓ man. MAS: Yeah. ⁓ Don: Gosh. I got just cowboy over anybody, bro. I ain't gonna lie. You can throw anyone at me. HackBosh: Do the stay. Don: To this day, bro. MAS: feel like the only one who like like in terms of hype was ⁓ Megan Fox when she when she touched Don: A Fantastic Four, Jessica Alba is killing Transformer Megan Fox. I'm sorry, bro. MAS: just saying like in terms of who when they came on the scene, everyone just lusting over em ⁓ she she was like top three if anything. Don: Yeah. MAS: Transformers for sure. But tr yeah. Don: But ⁓ Jessica Albert ⁓ bliss: Damn, my whole childhood, I looked at Rihanna and such, like, man, I don't even know. ⁓ MAS: As a kid I I never saw the Rihanna hype I remember in high school fools were talking about her and I was like, ehh. But now I see it. Like it makes sense. Don: Yeah. She kinda got she kinda glued up though, the older she got. MAS: Money baby. Don: Jessica Alba look perfect still to this day, 2026 To this day, twenty years later, bro. ⁓ Whew. Better she ever did, bruh. She like was solidified. She is what solidified me liking women. Cause like 2005 I kinda like gained consciousness, you know I mean, I was like ⁓ maybe a little bit a little bit before that. I was like turning seven, I think, bro. So like I didn't know too much about nothing. ⁓ bliss: Yeah HackBosh: What is the day? bliss: Yeah. ⁓ HackBosh: ⁓ no, no, no. bliss: Mm-hmm. MAS: The one I know is Natalie Portman, Star Wars. HackBosh: I gain consciousness like ⁓ that's when I gain consciousness, probably '05 '04. Don: Episode two. MAS: Yeah. Don: ⁓ '05, '04 That's like the earliest I remember, bruh. I mean, obviously I remember kindergarten and all that shit, but like as far as like media wise and stuff, ⁓ she something to me. bliss: It's a flip that a little bit. Who was y'all celebrity crush then y'all, y'all whole life? Who you put number one? MAS: For you though. HackBosh: Like our age or like just women in general? bliss: Like, cause for me now as a grown adult now I barely, I could say I don't even really have a celebrity crush, but like as a kid for sure mine was Lauren London. You feel me? MAS: Hm. Crazy pull Yeah. No for sure. Don: Laura Wanda. bliss: Crazy both. all knowledge. Yeah. MAS: Yeah, I mean I feel like I just have like a few. Like just I feel like I started Natalie Portman, then it moved to Vanessa Hudgens when when high school musical came out. Vanessa Hudgens was a big deal. Don: No bro. Jessica I was too easy. HackBosh: You Don: I like I like bliss: I can see that hella people was all over Vanessa Hudgens. MAS: that's that's Padame. Don: she was tough. ⁓ I got Megan Good, bro. I ⁓ when I saw Good, bruh, ⁓ up in ⁓ Bounce ⁓ MAS: Roll bounce. bliss: Stomp the yard. Don: Damn. MAS: Got a size seventeen back there Benard ⁓ your yard Don: Roll Bounce is a classic, bro. I ain't gonna lie. If you ain't seen Roll Bounce, you need to watch that shit, bro. That was Bow. I used to fuck with Bower because all the movies he was in, I fucked with. Like Mike. lottery ticket. Y'all fuck with lottery ticket? bliss: Yeah. Hahaha MAS: For sure. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, for sure. HackBosh: Yeah, that's a cool movie. Don: I'm broke. I can't eat. HackBosh: Yeah, bro. I was never really a fan of that scene. Like what you mean you were lying on another grown man? Don: Man, it's not I'm not mad at it. MAS: That was last episode, bro. Nah. Nah. Don: I'm not mad of don't know, I gotta watch it again, but from what I remember, I feel like it's just bro, that's your that's your day one. Y'all grew up together. It's not like you bought the ticket with him next to you, you feel me? Like regardless of whatever you win, if he were to win, y'all going through all that together, bro. So it's like why was he even mad at him? Because he was like holding onto a ticket or something? Or like, what was he doing? MAS: I forgot. There was he was definitely involved. Like he definitely was you know, he deserved some of it. Don: Yeah. Not even like that should like go without question, bro. Not even about him relying on him. MAS: Yeah. Don: ⁓ I'm broke. I can't eat. HackBosh: Hey, you got the power to that. ⁓ Don: Yeah, the power to change that bro. You ain't gonna bring your whole you ain't gonna bring your day one up with you? No questions asked. So like that's why he was pressing, bro. He's like you playing games, bro. We could be out the hood right now. bliss: Okay. HackBosh: Of course I would. Don: ⁓ that was a classic tho I fuck with that movie. MAS: That's a good one. Don: We gonna get into how you really feel? Yeah, did you you got something for us? HackBosh: Yeah. I do. I gotta s I gotta say that it's gonna be co I mean short and sweet. I feel like no matter what your race is, if you're black, Mexican, especially white, once you start there's a point where you become b having ⁓ pride for your race and you becoming racist. Like a lot of people feel because they're minorities, they just can be in super support of their races of their race or their culture. MAS: Here we go. HackBosh: And they don't realize they're actually being racist. You know? If you want me to go more into it, ask me a question. I'll be happy to. Don: ⁓ that's it? HackBosh: Yeah, that's it. bliss: Yeah Don: So basically what you're saying so what you're saying, that was like less than thirty seconds. What you're saying is that people can be so prideful in a race that it can also be racist. HackBosh: Yeah, hundred percent. Don: Can you give me an example? HackBosh: Sure, like you know, I have a lot of ⁓ people that a lot of people I love who are Hispanic, right? I thought I do see that with most Hispanics, like you know, they're like, Ooh, you know what? MAS: Wait but what you're s you're saying is your claims applies to yourself too, right? Don: What the fuck? bliss: Where's the guy? HackBosh: No, never mind, never mind. Don: Why are you jumping off? What happened? So look, this so what I'm taking from this so like I was watching I didn't watch the new Bel Air, ⁓ the French Piss shit. Like I'm just not tapped into that. I don't know if y'all watched that shit. ⁓ but I was getting my I was getting my hair braided and my braid was watching it. And she and there was a scene where like Will Carlton and like their other homie had like black it's not like black something on their shirt, like black excellence, like black sense or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. bliss: ⁓ a little bit. Mm-hmm. HackBosh: Mm. Black s Black Still, yeah, yeah. I remember that episode. Don: And then some and then some white kids came in the gym at a school and they had like white white salence or something. But from their mind, they're like, ⁓ if these guys can wear their shit, I wanna support my race. I'm pride of my shit. But I'm like obviously you can't walk around saying white pride. But I do think it's fucked up these schools can't be prideful in their race. HackBosh: Yeah. No, because I I think see with that I understand there's a difference. When it comes to like right pride, it's for superiority saying I'm better than you. No, yeah, yeah, it yeah. But I but I will feel like ⁓ you know, I could be biased or mistaken because I'm black. I do feel like when black people do it, it's from a point of view of like, you know, we're saying we're equals, but I feel like we're the only race that when we say in that, we're saying that we're Don: Yeah. So they gotta come up with something else. Like maybe like Forever milk. HackBosh: equals we're not superior. I feel other races when they do it, they're coming from a point of view of saying, we're superior, my culture's better, and this and and this and that. I just honestly feel that way. I'm talking to one of my friends, and yeah, and I'm completely against like what's happening on our ice 100%. I that's just bullshit. But one thing that really confused me is when they were burning ⁓ American flags and they were waving like Mexican flags. A Mexico flag. And I hit on my boy, my close friend Julio Don: Damn, what race got you through some type of way? HackBosh: And he talked to me about it. He was a more it's more of like representation. And then I was like, okay, well, like I I get being wanted to be represented, but the Mexican flag doesn't represent Hispanics or Mexican lit lineage. It represents a country, a foreign country. Like you know. Never said I was mad. Never said I was mad. Never said I was mad. Don: You're saying you're mad 'cause the American Mexicans were w No, okay, but you're talking about American Hispanics waving that flag and burning America's flag. You you don't you don't like that? bliss: You HackBosh: Yeah. I didn't see what they were trying to accomplish with that. I was confused. I think it did more harm than good. I just wanna get better understanding. Maybe monster you can lie to me a little more about it. bliss: I... I mean... Don: Yeah. I I see you're coming from. bliss: I agree with that. MAS: I mean, I I just think you there's no problem with waving the Mexican flag. That's how I feel about it. ⁓ burning the American flag I definitely don't agree with. But if you're picking like for example, like my girl, she's lived in both countries before. She's like working on getting her dual citizenship and all that. So I think in that case, if I wanted to post a Mexican flag and American flag outside my house, like I'm gonna do it. But that's not necessarily like for my representation, but bliss: do. HackBosh: No but MAS: I I am also Mexican, so HackBosh: No no, I I get that. I'm coming from a point of view with like speci specifically what's going on with ⁓ what's happening with ICE and other things like that. I don't see how waving a fluent flag shows you wanna be a part of America. Don: Yeah. MAS: ⁓ yeah. Just their message and how they're how they're portraying their mess. Yeah. I agree. HackBosh: Yeah, they're messing how they do it. Yeah. Yeah. And I r and I really feel like, you know Yeah, and I feel I could be wrong, but I really feel there's except for like media and things like that, I really do feel in like society, this California society, there's a whole bunch of Mexican representation within the community. Yeah. Don: And they should go about it a different way. bliss: Yeah, no, definitely. ⁓ MAS: For sure. I mean just even like like I can say like even the baseball teams, like they all have their own like you know, fiesta this, fiesta that and they'll have like representation in that. Yeah. HackBosh: Yeah. And and it's great, you know, I love it. They I think they should have that stuff. I think I have to explain that. They should have it. MAS: Yeah. What do we say, Bliss? bliss: I mean, unpopular opinion, I might get canceled for this, bruh. But like, yeah, bruh. Being Filipino and like, I grew up in the mission, bruh. So I grew up around a bunch of Mexicans. I feel like it is that, bruh. It's like we push our pride a little so hard that it's like, it tends to become off hella racist. But then I always look at it like, but the cure to racism is being racist to understand that a stereotype comes from something. You know what I mean? And just be okay with it. HackBosh: No, I completely disagree. MAS: Curta racist is being racist. Don: Said no. I never got I never got pride people being prideful in their whatever they want to be prideful in as being racist. ⁓ that's a crazy that's not a crazy take. It's a different different look. I don't know. HackBosh: No no I'm sorry. MAS: Yeah. I mean, I think especially too with the white power thing or right pride, like that already is that's already been in history before, so it's like bliss: I Don: See like yeah, that's it's exactly sort of like HackBosh: Okay, I think I think it'll be better like if you could explain the difference between like you know, like white pride and let's say black or Hispanic or or Hispanic pride. I can explain the cultural relevance, how black power is one hundred percent different from white power. I can argue black power was the result of the people who believed in white power and white superiority and redlining bliss: No, no, definitely. No, HackBosh: And ⁓ hunt from slavery to Jim Crow to the war on drugs, like you know, systemic racism, I can argue that's what was for black power. But I feel with other races, like, can they necessarily say that as well? MAS: ⁓ like so what would like for me, what would brown power, brown pride be? And so then I guess I historically, especially United States, California would be the farm workers, agriculture, and then the fact that California was fucking Mexico. So HackBosh: Yeah, yeah, I'm asking you well what he mean, like w w See, see, you see, you see what I'm saying about that? But like once you get in the same like California is met so that becomes like a slippery slope. Like, you know? Like, are you talking about like when Mexico became a country, when all the tribes got united by Spain? Are you talking about that part of Mexico? Or are you talking about when there was indigeno indigenous people or ⁓ Native Americans in this part of ⁓ this part of California that was formerly known as Mexico? Like what are you talking about when you say this was Mexico? What time period? Don: It was a Mm. MAS: I would consider both, even back when they had the Aztecs, the Incas, the Mayans, like that HackBosh: The Aztecs and Incas and mines are in California? Fuck, I know that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. MAS: Central. No, I'm saying that. But I'm saying like during that time even whatever tribes were occupying like California area at that time, same time. Like that's Mexico to me. HackBosh: I I would disagree. I would disagree. I w I would think the cultures are completely different. Like the Native Americans that were up around like the I could be wrong, but I was gonna guess I would say like the Cherry Cake or the Sanoop. I'm pi I probably butcher that name. But I would say like those people were those Native Americans were around California, you know? And like I you have to understand it's like Don: What are you considering? MAS: good. HackBosh: Kind of hard for us to judge because you know, like California, Texas, not Texas, Nevada, those are like imaginary borders. It's just land. And I feel like the way we view like area, it's a little different than they viewed area. I think, like, you know, they moved a wrong. They were, from my understanding, they were hunters and gatherers, you know. So it's like I think bliss: Okay. MAS: Mm-hmm. They definitely didn't have as much crazy traditions for sure too. But I was just looked it up real quick. So like Northern California, it's got the Eurok, Karuk, Hoopa tribes, Taloa, Wiote. Okay, Miwok makes sense because there was a park that I grew up going to called Miwok Park. But yeah, no, I mean to me, I guess yeah, when I think of Mexico, I guess it's like when you No, not not necessarily. HackBosh: Exactly. So I think Yeah. Yeah, now would you consider those like those your culture? Okay. MAS: ⁓ a not of Mexican culture? Of my culture for sure. I know I have native in my blood. I don't know necessarily know what tribe, but but like I guess Mexico. I don't necessarily draw like those necessarily. When I think Mexico, I think Aztec, Mayan. ⁓ HackBosh: Yeah. No of course no. Yeah, and and that and that's not where ⁓ modern day California is. MAS: Yeah. I feel you. Don: I think if you wanna rep your shit, you rep your shit. Shout out to everyone that wants to rep their shit. MAS: Yeah. Don: Yeah. But that was an interesting trick. HackBosh: So so you so you think white people are gonna wrap their shit, white power? Don: Like I said, I don't think they should be spamming white power or white pride or stuff like that. But I think they should be able to rep their stuff. They just gotta come up with a different name. So bliss: Shh. HackBosh: So everybody but white people grip their shit. That's fucked up. MAS: Yeah. HackBosh: You got any ideas for ⁓ New segment. What should white people say? What should they say? Any guesses you wouldn't wanna take a free guy, Bliss? Don: Nah. That's not for us, bro. That's not my culture. I can't really speak on that. I'm like, ⁓ yeah, bro. MAS: Listen here, brother. Don: My culture I can't I can't get no suggestions. bliss: Alright, hey, but unpopular opinion, I do agree if you call yourself an American, don't expect people to understand your language out here. You feel me? Like, try to at least learn our language. Because we in America and everybody speak English. And that's my problem. That's my racist take. You feel me? Like, I believe... I'm not even saying that from like a... Like, I know that came out crazy. But you know what I mean? I feel like... Don: Race's take is crazy. bliss: That's part, not because Filipinos do it too. Yeah, the old school Filipinos do it too. people, yeah, every race does it. And that's the unpopular opinion take right there, because it's real. Like, I would love to be able to. Don: At least learn you're gonna be out here, at least learn how to talk to us. HackBosh: No, no, no. I I get what you mean. Don: Yeah, every every race does it. It's VMEs. Yeah. It is kinda crazy though, 'cause like bliss: I feel good. No, but I would love to be able to go to a gas station and ask for something and not have to say it four times. It would just be smooth. Don: Familie Kevin. MAS: He's Don: Louis Vincent. That's crazy. What gas what gas station in particular are you talking about? MAS: In a perfect world. bliss: ⁓ yeah, bro, you be patrolling the area. I know you know. MAS: Like if you were to if you were to do the voice HackBosh: Do the voice, do the voice. bliss: Do the voice is crazy. Do the voice. HackBosh: And yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro, before we upload I'm gonna have to review some of these clips. bliss: I'm just saying, my people do it too. Hahaha MAS: They they'll be like you just asked, Let me get HackBosh: Before we upload we might have to do a little review session. MAS: Can I get the Irish fusion Dutch? She'd be like this? No. This? No. This? No. bliss: Bro, I stole my fan, bro. The blue one. Don: Irish boost and blood. HackBosh: No. No no no no no no no. No, but at the same time at the same time I will say America is like a culturally mixing pot, you know. I will be I will be fair. MAS: Ha ha ha. Don: I don't do the voice, I'll do the voice, I'm meeting. MAS: That one. Don: It is. But also you gotta you gotta think. English is probably one of the hardest languages to learn if you don't already know it. Especially if you already know a language as a as an adult. Like you grew up your whole life speaking one language and you try to learn English. bliss: But like in third world countries, they learn it off the bat. You know what mean? It's just people, it's like our prideful ignorance in our cultures. You know what I mean? Don: As children though. But like you gotta think, bro, like our grammar, like just grammatically people that have studied English that are from foreign countries and still speak English to this day, like they they can talk to you normal. They still don't know all the grammar, bro. They grew up learning English and they still don't know all the grammar. 'Cause we like English language is weird, bro. It's very weird. bliss: Fill it. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: But once you learn English, yeah. MAS: And then but I'm a I'm a No Sabo kid and being on a construction site, like I still have to be I still have to I'm able to communicate with them 'cause I can understand it better than I can speak it. So I can hear them, then I try and like speak it to them and then so we communicate, find the middle ground somewhere. But I feel you. HackBosh: No sabbo. Don: Awesome. HackBosh: Yeah, so how do you feel about that? Do you feel like not knowing like Spanish is like is like frowned upon in your culture? MAS: I would say it's definitely frowned upon in the sense that like typically everytime I like it's like any time I tell someone who's speaking me in Spanish that I don't speak Spanish, they're just like, What? Like you don't speak Spanish? Like, why not? And I'm just like, ⁓ Don: Embarrassing, huh? At least at least when I when people ask me that, I'm not no Hispanic background at all, but I'm like, you know, me Espanol is Mumalo. Give him something, you know what I mean? You're just like no. bliss: Yeah, I feel like it's like that for Filipinos too, bruh. I mean, I had to learn within the last couple of years just caregiving for my grandpa and shit, bruh. So, you know, being bilingual for sure in your culture, they don't look... Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Don: Superpower. MAS: Only f the only ⁓ Tagalog I know is Putain. bliss: ha ha. Sinigang lumpia. Adobo. Don: Okay. MAS: That means like that means like motherfucker, right? Or like bliss: Yeah. HackBosh: about a double was food. bliss: Yeah, no, that's what I I said, said, lumpia adobo. That's like saying, taco quesadilla. MAS: I thought it was too. What is it? HackBosh: Yeah. Don: Taco K MAS: Torta bliss: Taco gets the deal, Toro to Burrito, you know? I'm speaking Spanish. Don: Shout out to all those hard working hard working foreigners that come here and learn sp English and they already know another language. Let's give ⁓ let's give them a little round of applause. HackBosh: now let's one more for the tortas as well. bliss: I fuck with this tough. ⁓ MAS: Wait HackBosh: Let's do one more for the tortas as well, you know what I'm saying, man. you know what saying, bro. ⁓ Don: They need love too. Also, they know how to cook. So just give them one more, one more for the tortas. MAS: Tortas Ohena Nimma ha chirros. bliss: Yeah Don: I got a homie. I'm not gonna say his name, but he just he loves that type of woman. If you know what a torta is, you know what a torta is, but if you don't, look it up. HackBosh: tell you what a torture is. I'm for em. Don: For em is crazy. MAS: Josh for President. bliss: Taco Mania, smack. HackBosh: Dead ass. Don: y'all watched the fights on Saturday or what? That Girl Rhonda Rousey came back. You didn't watch em? HackBosh: No. bliss: Rhonda Rousey ended in 17 seconds. ⁓ HackBosh: it's like maybe if it was like two if it was like two 2014. I'll be juiced about it. Maybe even 2018. But like Don: Yeah, that's it. fought in like how long has she when was her last fight, bruh? Like in WWE, bruh. ⁓ Yeah, bruh. made a return, bruh. She won in seventeen seconds. That's not impressive. HackBosh: WWE nigga. bliss: Hahaha MAS: Yeah, it doesn't count. Less than that. I thought HackBosh: She fought a nigga that was like sixty. Don: Nah, she did not fight a 60 year old. bliss: Nah she fought a good boxer though. That girl was a boxer so she just caught her arm up. HackBosh: I'm over exercise, I'm over exaggerating, but she was over. Don: She didn't know that all. HackBosh: She was out. And she She didn't wanna fight Holly Holmes. She didn't wanna run that spec with Holly Holmes. That's all I gotta say. Don: I ain't gonna lie, I didn't watch the fight either. I just know what happened. But Holly Holmes, done fuck. She probably hates she probably had to poster Holly Holmes with knives in it in her house. She fucked up the whole trajectory. bliss: Hey, but Holly Holmes? MAS: Exactly. She's fears her. bliss: Holly Holmes geriatric now though Holly Holmes hello now, so I don't even think so MAS: That's curious. Don: who else beat her ass? Amanda Nunes Why she come back and try to fight Amanda Nunes bro? ⁓ MAS: Man, you yes. bliss: Brett who it somebody in her team was messing up Don: She left for a while and came back and tried to fight Amanda. Yeah, like who's your who's in your corner? bliss: Somebody in her team told her she had hands. MAS: At the top of her game. Don: You can do this, Rhonda. It's the toughest fighter in the fucking world right now. You can get her. You can get her. This is what we need. MAS: Yeah. I like I didn't know she was known for her arm bars either, so they were talking about it at the start. I'm like, she really did win that exact way. Like she was going in there with the plan. Don: Fucking that's like Amanda Nunes knew she won that fight when it got s ⁓ signed bro. bliss: See you, bro. But I love the UFC, but that was like crazy. Like they done set her up for mismatches, like Rhonda Rousey is a wrestler. and they set her up with nothing but people with just the most hands, bro. With like bombs in their hands, ⁓ Don: Yeah, no doubt. MAS: Damn, Gina. Don: Speaking of UFC. y'all gonna play UFC 6? That's coming out soon. I'm thinking July. MAS: UFC 6? bliss: Yeah, I'm copping UFC 6. I mean, I'm sure it'll be better than Undisputed, bruh. Don: ⁓ I'm about to get on that shit, bruh. I'll be trying to I was just playing FIFA with ⁓ bliss: Yeah, bro, I've been trying to game lately. MAS: I can squeeze a thirty minute session. Don: You you're trying to get thirty minute sessions? MAS: ⁓ at least every every like two days. Don: Yeah, bruh. I like I have a PS five in the Xbox, so it's like I gotta start playing this shit, but it's collecting dust. My PS 5 be making noises and shit. bliss: fort bro. I no life in that game for a minute. For the battle pass. Don: I'm trying to hop back on that shit, bruh, Fort was lit. MAS: The best game ever though. Can't be mad. Don: Best game ever. Over GTA. Over GTA, you got fort? bliss: I know. Yeah, awesome. MAS: a whole franchise, so if we're gonna say like GTA five, I think it is for sure. Don: Damn, I got GTA five. I ain't gonna lie. That might be the greatest game. I fucking love that game, bro. And then like that game was on for like I remember playing that game on the Xbox 360, bro. And that shit went all the way up to the fucking the Xbox series. And it was holding its own the whole time. bliss: I think GTA V, but. MAS: G are like Fortnite, bruh. bliss: Yeah, I feel you. MAS: Yeah, me too. It still holds its own for sure. But Fortnite. bliss: Are you still- Yeah, I was gonna say you still could play it. Don: Still it's the only reason I don't play is 'cause yeah, 'cause the six came out. MAS: Just Fortnite is just crazy 'cause you could really be hitting the smeeze. ⁓ now it sounds worse. Don: ⁓ this fool's on his ⁓ computer now. Yeah. What kind of mic is that, bruh? This foot sound like the ⁓ he got the mic that you walk up on in the street. DAK: It's not sports, what? bliss: ⁓ my god. MAS: Yeah. DAK: That bad? bliss: I can hear your heartbeat, bruh. DAK: How about now? MAS: Nah, it's bad. Go back to the phone. DAK: So far. Don: Hey, let's give a round of applause for his attempt. Round of applause. DAK: No. bliss: Yeah. MAS: Ha ha. Don: This, this, I guess, I guess. MAS: Yes, you need a new mic. Don: ⁓ this is for Mas ⁓ and bro. Can you guys explain to me how it is to be a Giants fan, bro? 'Cause I remember you try to tell me to be a Giants fan when I was like picking my team. And I'm so glad I didn't go that route. DAK: Yeah, is this better? MAS: Yeah, bruh. I know. And you bruh. I mean I can see from where you're standing right now, yeah. Don: ⁓ thank you. bliss: I mean, being a G- DAK: Yeah. Don: Thank you. In retrospect I was like the best thing. You didn't convince me good enough and I appreciate you for that. DAK: Yeah. Who loves doggies? MAS: Yeah. But the ⁓ I don't know. I feel like you gotta pick a team that's at least close to you. You don't have any team I guess you got the Niners. You got the Niners. Don: Aren't you guys getting Fuck that, bro. I'm a fucking diehard Celtics fan, bro. Literally the farthest team away from us, bro. I don't give a fuck though. DAK: Yeah bliss: Yeah, but I mean, I I mean, part of being a Giants fan though and feeling the happiness of it, I guess, would having to be there during peak 2010 through 2014, bro. You feel me? Three and five. Don: Okay. DAK: So who's the bigger Giants MAS: bro, you gotta go back to the phone, bro. Don: you ⁓ gotta use your ⁓ yo DAK: So... bliss: All I heard was popcorn, bruh. Don: You sound like you joker for real, bruh. bliss: That sound like a brain rot video. MAS: Man of my word. ⁓ what's your big Josh? Don: brain rot video is crazy. bliss: You HackBosh: So like ⁓ who's a bigger Giants fan? How do you feel? Don: ⁓ that's easy. bliss: Mas. MAS: Huh, that's me. HackBosh: Mass one percent. Don: lets get this sound for the dumb question. ⁓ MAS: Yeah. bliss: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not allowed in Oracle Park no more, bruh. So I mean. MAS: Yeah, bro, I gotta hear this. I need to hear this. Don: ⁓ yeah, what's going on with that shit, bruh? bliss: Alright, so like back, you know, went with my ex to Oracle Park like two years ago. Went to go watch Dodgers Giants. I was like, let's go watch a game, bro. Vibe out. Bro. Mind you, she was a Dodgers fan. She was a Dodgers fan. Yep. So we go towards, around the Build-A-Bear areas. ⁓ HackBosh: ⁓ yeah. MAS: ⁓ hell. Ladies and d she was yeah, okay. Yep. Important detail. Very important. Don: Sounds like a very respectable woman. bliss: And then so like, and then so we went to the Build-A-Bear area and then some drunk dude who was a Giants fan ended up trying to throw an elbow at her. We was just turned around, she bro literally walked past her and tried to throw a little back turning elbow at her head. ⁓ Don: you're missing a ⁓ portion of story, bro. Why would he throw an elbow at her? HackBosh: This nigga's Mm. MAS: That's wild. Don: why would he just throw an elbow at her? ⁓ cause she's wearing Dodgers gear? bliss: Cause she's wearing Dodger's gear at a Dodger's Giants game. Don: ⁓ you guys are horrible people. You Giants fans are horrible. That's crazy. what do you have to say for yourself? ⁓ my goodness. This bliss: ⁓ Yeah. And then, yeah. She's not in their coma, Brian Stowe. Hey, prayers up for Brian Stowe to this day, justice for my guy. But, but. MAS: It's bad representation. She's not in a coma though, right? She's not in a coma. HackBosh: No, I gotta say Bay Area fans are horrible in general. MAS: No. Yeah. Yeah. He got jumped by a bunch of Dodger fans. Got put in a coma and his daughter was there. He got put in a coma. HackBosh: What what happened? Tell me that sir. I'm unaware. Don: Did he die? bliss: sound like, Dodger's fans sound like wonderful people. You feel me? Don: Wait, so time out. How did you get banned from Oracle if your girl got elbowed? MAS: He fought her obviously. Or fought him. bliss: Yeah. Yeah. So lost show at throat check bro. And then got tossed out the shit. Yeah. I literally. ⁓ Yeah. Yeah, bro. I mean, bro. Not cause he grabbed me by my shirt. So I was like, I was like back up, bro. I gave him like two chances. Third time. It turned into a rumble and then I got thrown out. ⁓ Don: Okay. HackBosh: Two Don: Throw check, ⁓ John Wick. MAS: He's trying to crush tracheas and shit. ⁓ That's a deadly shit though. HackBosh: Okay. Don: All right, let's let's do a round of applause for the the move variation ⁓ the throat punch instead of just a normal punch. MAS: Yeah. Throat punch. bliss: Hahaha! Don: You gotta be different nowadays. Caught ⁓ off guard with that shit. MAS: Throat punch is like a man's version, like girls kicking a dude in the nuts. Like it's just like guaranteed like gonna do some damage. bliss: Yeah, bro let go hella fast. ⁓ HackBosh: Kinda wanna do that is Don: We can't hear you, ⁓ Hagbox. Hagbosh. Yeah, you get. HackBosh: Can you hear me now? Yeah, good. I kinda wanna do my ninety seconds again and delete that part. May ruffle some feathers. I'm just Don: is listen, this is the second episode in a row where you said you said some shit. HackBosh: It's the last one. You get one. You said I get one more. You said I get one more. I'm using it. I mean the most to get. MAS: There's no way it's the last one, bro. bliss: Let me get a mulligan Don: Damn bruh. You know how much you know how much fucking editing that should be taking, bruh? Alright, bruh. I thought that was a good segment. You didn't fuck with it? I don't think it was that bad. I don't think it was bad. bliss: Yeah MAS: I don't even think it was that bad. Yeah. HackBosh: You think it's bad? bliss: I don't think it was bad. MAS: I mean, like you said, yeah, you clarified, you're like, I don't hate it. I don't hate this stuff, like HackBosh: All right. Don: But I mean we can re watch it. You w really wanna do another one though? HackBosh: Yes. Don: Alright, let's do it. Let's do let's ⁓ let's close it out on that shit. Let's just hop to the next thing. ⁓ matter of fact, you got you got are you ready for it right All right, back. Yeah. HackBosh: All right. Yeah. Starting up. Alright. I gotta say this. ⁓ the football and the NFL especially is the number one single country sport in the world. A lot of people like comparing soccer, and then they say, ⁓ like the World Cup gets more views. ⁓ Champions League gets more views. The only reason why that happens because they have to get multiple teams. Don: Yeah, go. HackBosh: From different leagues from different countries to meet up and play. I think that's unfair to compare the two. I think if you take like, let's say, I forgot what league PSG's in, but the Paris, the Paris Soccer League compared to NFL, the NFL Super Bowl is killing a championship. If you take the Spanish Soccer League, just the Spanish Shocker League of Spain, compare it to the NFL Super Bowl, we're killing it. There's no sport. Don: Uh-huh. these leagues don't have actually no my phone, I'm not gonna interrupt MAS: No way. HackBosh: No, no. I'm wrong. MAS: No, there's no way, bruh. Alright, for those example Okay. Don: No, no keep on, keep on, keep going. We can't interrupt, we can't interrupt. Go, keep finish. HackBosh: Yeah, no rest it be go, that's it. Yeah, yeah, I'll keep call Which ones? Which ones don't? Don: the most popular one, Premier League doesn't have a championship. MAS: Yeah. All the soccer leagues. HackBosh: Yeah, they do. MAS: It's no it's not. It's just all standings. Don: No, they don't. It's whoever finishes the top of the table. HackBosh: Did I have a championship? Don: If you finish the best team, you get the championship for the league. It's not like a game. It's not a tournament. So that yeah, that's why I like your point. Like I was at first I wasn't with you, but then you said when you're just calling league by league, yeah, nothing's touching NFL. Nothing. ⁓ no, not even close. Not even close. HackBosh: ⁓ that's even worse. Yeah. Even even more so. bliss: Yeah, I agree. Even non-football fans watch the Super Bowl. Like so many non-football fans watch it. My mom watched the Super Bowl. HackBosh: Even more so, ⁓ my God. Yeah. MAS: But Let's say there's two teams, Real Madrid and Barcelona, at the top of the table, and they're playing a game that's like the championship at the end of the g at the end of the season, Barcelona, Real Madrid of Classico is getting way more views than than the Super Bowl. Don: Mm-hmm. HackBosh: Mas MAS: Bro, you know how many bandwagons Real Madrid and Barcelona have around the world for all soccer? HackBosh: Here, we'll we're gonna try to look it up. Well let's look it up. Don: Wait, I'm sorry, I kinda MAS: But that's a hypothetical situation. HackBosh: No no we're we're gonna look up what team you say? Look at Real Madrid's in history. Look at Real Madrid's ⁓ biggest event in history. Let's look at Real Madrid's. MAS: Real Madrid and Barcelona are probably the two most known the two most known soccer clubs in all of soccer. Don: Okay. A bottom. And then you're saying that's putting up more numbers in the Super Bowl? MAS: If it is in that situation of a championship game in the sense that whoever wins that game wins the fucking cup. Don: Mm. I don't know, bro. You talking about like so they wanted to face each other in the Champions League for the for the trophy. HackBosh: I'm looking up bliss: Well I think this... I think this Super Bowl halftime show gets more views than that. MAS: If it's Champions League for sure it's Champions League, but that's different. Don: Superbowl. No, I'm I mean yeah. There's a tournament in ⁓ in that league, La Liga? MAS: La Liga for sure. There's the ⁓ The Spanish Cup. They have multiple Yeah. bliss: I don't know the numbers, I'll say the Super Bowl halftime show got better numbers than a Barcelona game. Don: And it's only while Liga teams. HackBosh: So what's the U E F A? ⁓ MAS: That's the UEFA Champions League. That's the best clubs, face off the best clubs across like a lot of countries. So that's what I'm saying. The final for that does not the same as what I was saying. It's like a hypothetical situation. Don: It's a yeah, it's Champions League or HackBosh: Lot of countries. Don: Yeah, different different leagues, a whole bunch of different leagues. I'm with Josh on this, I ain't gonna hold bliss: Yeah. MAS: It's El Classico. Just look up just look up look up the last El Classico. I'll look it up. Don: 'Cause like you can't . if you're not if you're not counting And is the World Cup putting up the same number as the Super Bowl? bliss: Even that, that's what I- But that's the world though, that's the whole fucking world watching it, I guess. It's like- HackBosh: Yeah. It's beating it, it's beating it. The world code's beating it. MAS: ⁓ Don: I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. Exactly. That's his point. He's like all these these you're getting you're getting people from different leagues, different ⁓ nations, countries and all that. MAS: According to this, AI says El Classico matches bliss: That's like, yeah, that's like comparing NBA viewers. My fault, my fault, let me get this out of the way. MAS: between Real Okay, go ahead. HackBosh: have to understand, see it says in d domestic viewership it's 1.65 million. bliss: ⁓ that's a- Don: 1.65 million. ⁓ HackBosh: just domestic viewership 1.65 million compared to 120 million just in America for the Super Bowl. MAS: For what? ⁓ so we're doing even the viewers are just in that domestic whatever country. I didn't know we were doing all that. Alright, take back HackBosh: Yes, yes. Single country. Don: So you're saying America what Okay. bliss: We're saying in America. MAS: But how much of those viewers are Americans? HackBosh: All of them. Don: He's saying they're domestic views, so he's not they're not counting the one. They're not counting the worldwide and people that are watching. HackBosh: Yeah, one hundred and twenty million domestic views. MAS: And then when you looked up a classico domestic views. bliss: Okay, okay. HackBosh: 1.65 million. Don: ⁓ gosh. To a hundred. But if we go world. is even bigger. bliss: Damn, I was gonna say it's like comparing the NBA viewership to the Olympics, but damn, I didn't know that many people watch soccer. MAS: Yeah. HackBosh: The whole world watches soccer. MAS: Yeah, but okay. Yeah. If that's the case I believe that. But I honestly thought we're talking about all viewership. Just like that game was a domestic. Don: The whole world, yeah. HackBosh: And and even then it's not by that much. The Super Bowl's ⁓ total global reach was two hundred million compared to fuck. Fifty million. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. MAS: El Clasico is the game for soccer. ⁓ 650 million global viewers. ⁓ Don: that's ⁓ el clasico bliss: So what's? Don: Six fifty? She that was the last Super Bowl, two fifty. Or what is it, two twenty? bliss: Is that more than the Olympics? Does soccer get more than the Olympics? MAS: Not even close. HackBosh: Yeah. No limits is always the highest. Don: ⁓ well look at the matches we have, bro. Look at the matches, bro. MAS: Hoga bonito. It's the beautiful game. bliss: That's crazy. HackBosh: And I also feel you have to add how much it costs to like to play football, the equipment you need, the field size you need I know it was the same as soccer, but all the stuff you need, the goalposts. Soccer, all you need is a few niggas and a ball. Don: Soccer shows bigger. bliss: Yeah MAS: Yeah. I would say HackBosh: It's it like you know, and I feel like that's why it's reaches so global because you have a lot of you have a lot of impoverished countries where Don: just you can just play it's more accessible than freaking basketball and even football. time out. if football like soccer is a accessible, so is football Americano. Because yes it is. All you gotta do is have a couple of niggas in a ball and you're playing football. MAS: For sure. HackBosh: One hundred percent. That's the only reason why it's it's not even a No it's not. No, no it's not role football. You need a helmet, you need shoulder pads, you need knee pads, you need a goalpost. Don: ⁓ my W the the kids playing soccer in the street's not real soccer. They're just freaking kicking the ball around. MAS: No you don't. bliss: We're both two-hand touch. You can play three-second rap. HackBosh: What's the fucking difference? MAS: They don't have cleats or shin guards. Don: Yeah. It's no goalie, there's no referees. Like You can still play the sport without helmets on, bro. bliss: Yeah. HackBosh: I will say this, Come on, you you guys have to agree there's a a a large difference, not just on a skill level, I'm talking about on a physicality and a sport itself. There's a huge difference between ⁓ backyard football than kids soccer in a grass field as comparative to like the highest level of soccer and the highest level of football. For soccer, I feel the only difference is just the skill level. For football, there's there's different positions, there's different plays. bliss: Yeah, I... Don: Yeah, I see what you know. HackBosh: Like you know, it's not real football. Someone who played football most of his life, regardless you see I'm good or not, it's completely different. I have played ⁓ like throw it up tackle with my friends before, but those same people would not be able to put a helmet on or shoulder pads on, knee pads on, and play a real regulated football game. However, anyone that can kick a ball with their friends can play in a regulated soccer game. They may not be fistid with a run fast enough, but they can actually play the game. They may get burnt. But I mean the physical aspect of kicking the ball back and forth, anyone can do. 100%. MAS: For sure. I think NFL NFL definitely the gap is definitely in for NFL to to just backyard football for sure is way bigger. But HackBosh: I'm not even I'm not even talking about the skill. I'm talking about like high school football. Fucking pop warner. MAS: Yeah, it's just like putting on the full gear that's required to play a regulated game, for sure. But I still think that anyone could put on the all it is is just carrying weight, it'll feel awkward, but they could still technically do it. But just not as much as soccer, I feel you. HackBosh: Yeah. The the positions, like you know, linemen is running back, special teams. Fuck no. Fuck no. Fuck no. bliss: Yeah. Yeah. Don: So would you would you say this is different? Would you say that it's harder to go pro in football or football Americano? HackBosh: I would say it depends on what country you're from. MAS: what country you play in. 'Cause professional Yeah. You can play professional China League, be ass. Don: Yeah, I guess you can go there's a lot of places you can go pro and fucking soccer. HackBosh: What country are you playing? Because 'cause yeah, 'cause I have a home Yeah I have a homie Jacob Angrish. Shout out Jacob Angrish, he was the youngest at its at the time, he was the youngest person to ever start in the MLS game. bliss: Yeah, you can play soccer everywhere though. Yeah. Don: We got a homie that was in MLS. ⁓ Nabi. ⁓ hey, but yeah, shout out Nobi. Let's get a round applause for Nabi. HackBosh: See what I'm saying? Like that's two. MAS: Not be like Ibn Gucci. Yeah. HackBosh: And Jacob Anchorage. bliss: Yeah Don: And take a like a HackBosh: Yeah, and Jacob A. MAS: He out there he out there in Singapore right now doing his thing, just finished up his season. Yes, sir. Yep. Don: Yeah. ⁓ Nabi. I just saw that shit too. HackBosh: ⁓ My homie still looking for new employment. MAS: Mm. bliss: No. Don: Yeah, yall get out there. MAS: Tough. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: Y'all ⁓ are y'all on Instagram or what? MAS: Instagram's my most used app. HackBosh: Hundred percent. I don't even use Snapchat anymore. Don: I have yet to be on Snapchat in like couple years. ⁓ dead ass, bro. There's people that still use it though. bliss: Yeah, yeah, I only really use Instagram. MAS: It really is a ghost now. bliss: For real, bruh. I don't even think I have the app anymore. HackBosh: Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. And I and I gotta say I feel like this segment was better than the first one. We should keep this one a hundred percent. bliss: You Don: Mm. On Instagram they're trying to make it like Snapchat with the instants. Y'all see that shit? HackBosh: With instants. MAS: Yeah. I don't know what that is. Shit got me in trouble. Don: Yes. Are you serious? HackBosh: How you feel about that? bliss: I know, I'm sorry I see everybody's forehead and shit, bro. MAS: that's what I'm saying. Like just like I don't even know who that is. Don: It is. ⁓ my gosh, somebody posted some crazy shit on their instants on your feed. bliss: Heh. MAS: Yeah. Yeah, some weird. bliss: That's who you follow, my guy. Don: Who do you be following? MAS: Yeah. Don: nah, it's just like a random post. You post something and then disappears. You don't even you can't even see who views it. You can only see who reacts to it and it's only there for twenty four hours and no one can screenshot it. So you can post some diabolical shit, but it won't get screenshotted. ⁓ Yeah. ⁓ trying to be like Snapchat. ⁓ I don't know. Would y'all how how would y'all rank the big fucking the big four? So it's Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, or TikTok. How would y'all rank that? bliss: ⁓ that's crazy. MAS: Instagram number one. I would say we talking like right now or all the time? Okay. Okay. I would say bliss: Yeah. Don: We're talking my all time career. We're talking my career, bro. HackBosh: Facebook's number one of all time. It's the truth. Fuck it. Huh? Don: No, fuck Facebook, bro. How much did you use Facebook? How much did you use Facebook? I'm talking about for you, not for like bliss: for the odd haze. Don: I said, how would you rank that? You use Facebook more than any of the four I just mentioned? Okay, so I figured no one used Facebook. But which one? Yeah, but out of the four I mentioned, rank the top four. No. Which ones are the best ones? HackBosh: I do write that. Well No, I use I use I use Instagram the most. Instead of all time. That I use the most. bliss: Yeah HackBosh: Of all time, meaning at their peak. Don: yes. So don't say fucking title or some shit. Or fucking ⁓ Because bruh i feel like said it in the simplest way possible. He's talking about Facebook is better than all of em. ⁓ Mark Zuckerberg. Hey, Mark Zuckerberg is not gonna pay you, bro. HackBosh: you see scrutiny. ⁓ Scrutiny. bliss: Hahaha He said, you know what? WhatsApp. WhatsApp is cooking him. Vine. MAS: He's a Facebook sponsor. Ha ha. Don: I'm trying to think of another random ass fucking social media. Time lapse kick, yeah. ⁓ MAS: Kick. Cake was middle school time. HackBosh: Keep it going. Keep it going. bliss: Be real, that's crazy. MAS: ⁓ no. HackBosh: The first year it was out. Yeah. bliss: I would say for sure Instagram and then like for everybody in America, guess Twitter, because you you could find all the basketball, everything on Twitter, like super fast. And then. Don: Are you still on Twitter currently? bliss: Nah bro, honestly the only thing I got now is IG. Yeah, all I got now is IG. I haven't been on Twitter in years, but like I know that like everybody HackBosh: You can find a lot on Twitter. Don: Wait, do any of you guys have TikTok? HackBosh: I have TikTok. Don: ⁓ okay. bliss: I have a TikTok, but I don't even use it. Yeah, my pops just be sending me like hella videos. MAS: No TikTok for me. HackBosh: Yeah, low key Instagram shorts or whatever it's called or Reels. whatever, is better than TikTok. Don: No. word? MAS: I mean I never had TikTok, but I like reels. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: is crazy, bro. I really like I've tried my hardest not to get that app for the period it was popular, like during 2020 and shit. But then I finally caved in and like 2022 or something. Yo, TikTok is different, bro. You can find whatever you want on that shit. bliss: Yeah, TikTok shop is what had me, I got it. HackBosh: Can I say something? I'm sorry it's bliss: Go ahead. Don: That shot be going crazy too. What? HackBosh: Yeah. I'm sorry to change the subject, but ⁓ my homie just text me about something and I have to ask you guys opinion. First off, do you guys watch the boys? Don: Yes, I haven't watched the season finale, so don't spoil. ⁓ I thought it came out already. Okay, go ahead. MAS: No. HackBosh: Today's Monday. I think the writer is doing the same thing that the Game of Thrones writer did is when like they're finishing the last season and they get a new deal with the Game of Thrones writers. They were supposed to write the new Marvel movies, ⁓ Marvel TV shows at that before like Disney Plus became a thing. And I feel now he has the boys Mexico and vought Rising. So he's more focused on creating the War for Lot 2 stories than finishing this story. Yeah, confirmed shows. Don: Are those confirmed shows? What is it called? vought rising in what? Mexico. Hm. HackBosh: And the boys Mexico. The boys Mexico takes place right after ⁓ whatever happens on the boys sees the finale. Like wherever the repercussions of it is gonna be Boys Mexico. And I feel Don: ⁓ really? Mexico Boys is crazy. MAS: Why don't they just call it the Mexico Boys? bliss: You HackBosh: I think because the boys are gonna be in Mexico and they're not gonna be Mexico boys. You know it's a difference. It's gonna be the same nigga just in Mexico. MAS: Ha ha. Don: Yeah. They're boys MX guns, so it's not Wait. I'm just realizing what happened in the last episode. I'd just be watching shit, bro. bliss: than watch the boys since I lived with Ja. Don: Yeah. HackBosh: Damn. That nigga doesn't watch the show then. ⁓ fuck it. Season one. Don: No, he don't watch the show. ⁓ that's funny. Yeah. That is crazy though. Yeah, I'm saying, ⁓ you guys still use Twitter? Or X? bliss: Yeah. MAS: have Twitter just when I have like stories that are on Twitter and I wanna go look at ⁓ But HackBosh: Saying. Don: I probably tap into Twitter like once every two, three months. HackBosh: A Doom Scroll. Don: I don't go on that at all. I like hey, I ain't gonna lie, you was talking about reels is better than Snapchat. I think threads is better than Twitter. bliss: I was just about to say that. HackBosh: I agree. MAS: My girl fucks with threads. I don't have it though. Don: Mm. Transister. bliss: I fuck with threads, Heavy. I fuck with threads. HackBosh: Threats is tough. Me too. MAS: I'm about to get on it. Don: I had to stop I had to yeah. It was like giving me back to me when I was addicted to Twitter. So I had to stop using threads. Nah, it's not censored. Well my my T L is not crazy, so I'm pretty sure if you wanted to be crazy it can get crazy. bliss: burkers with threads of your MAS: But is it is it censored like Twitter? I'm gonna just delete Twitter and then go on to Threads though, is what I'm saying. bliss: Yeah, nah, that's what I do, bruh. Don: My shit's is mainly like basketball shit. Yeah. Wrestling. bliss: Yeah, with threads I'd be arguing with people about basketball, so. MAS: Ha ha. Don: This guy. Yeah. I think thread. HackBosh: Yeah. I'll be arguing too, bro. I remember getting a huge argument. The question was, ⁓ what is the ⁓ number one like song about a ⁓ obscure athlete? And I said Mo Bamba. Don: Number one song about an obscure athlete. What other songs are there? What other songs are there? HackBosh: Yeah, and I said Mobamba or Robbie Gould, huh? MAS: Obscure Barry Bonds. HackBosh: I think Robbie Gould has a song. Tony Mantana. bliss: but why did I ever say? HackBosh: White iverson yeah. Don: White Iverson. And what was the best one? You're saying which one was it? bliss: Hahaha MAS: Barry Bonds is the best one. HackBosh: No, but that's an obscure athlete. So that means it can't be some like LeBron James or fucking Kobe Bryant. It has to be an obscure athlete. Barry Bond's not an obscure athlete. MAS: Or Barry Bonds. Don: No, it's not scary. You mean like just a random guy? MAS: saying. Barry Bonds is better at what he did than LeBron and fucking Don: ⁓ you're trolling. HackBosh: Okay. I said okay. bliss: Shout out Tim and ginobilli by Baby Smur. MAS: ⁓ what? That's a crazy no, hold up. Hold up. Barry Bonds was a better base yes. Don: No, time Barry Bond is better in his sport than better baseball player than LeBron was a better basketball player. Absurd. Absurd. Hey, a round of applause for the a round of applause for the rage bait. Round of applause for Rage bait MAS: Yes. We're not don't you don't even gotta bruh. bliss: Yeah. HackBosh: Hehehe bliss: Wow. Don: That was that was A plus rage bait right there. That's amazing. Say that again one more time. This time I heard you right. MAS: Listen, listen, listen, I'll say it till the day I die and we're gonna bookmark this and save it for next week, next episode. Barry Bonds was a better baseball player than LeBron is a basketball player. HackBosh: That's right. Don: Uhhuh. Go. Go ahead and go say it again. Round of applause for the A plus Rage bait That's amazing. That's amazing. I've never heard that shit before. HackBosh: I have a question for you. I have one question for you. No, I got this. I got I got this. I got this. Hold on, hold on. I got this. I got this. First question. Could Barry Bonds pitch? bliss: Bro, I don't even like LeBron and I don't agree with that. MAS: No, that doesn't make him a at least better baseball player. HackBosh: No, let me finish. Could Barry Bonds pitch yes or no? Don: No, let go. We're gonna finish, we're gonna finish. MAS: I'm sure he could pitch. Or did he pitch? No, probably not. Could he pitch in the game? Yes. bliss: Thank HackBosh: No, did he pitch in the game? Could he pitch in the game? Name one has he? MAS: I pr I don't know. Maybe he did, I don't know. Don: All where are you going with it? HackBosh: one position LeBron James can't excel in. Don: Hmm. Cause there are players in the baseball that can do every position. HackBosh: Yeah. Name one position that LeBron James cannot excel in. Name one position. He can coach, he can be a GM. MAS: All I'm gonna say is that just shows how good he listen, listen. That's how good he that's how good he was at doing the at the position he played and hitting, that's how good he was. All that is irrelevant. bliss: How you eating with that one? That one's many. Don: ⁓ go, go. HackBosh: Point guards. Don: So what's something like LeBron we can say ⁓ he did a three one comeback or ⁓ he's the most he scored the most points in NBA history. What is something you would say for Barry Bonds, you know what I Of of that type of like what kind of feats do he have? HackBosh: It was accused of taking steroids. Don: ⁓ he did. Hey, LeBron ain't never been accused of taking stir wars, I ain't lie. I don't think Kobe was either. MAS: No. HackBosh: Or Jordan. ⁓ Jordan was after his career. Never mind. Don: But ⁓ I mean Barry Bonds, well, he got seven MVPs? MAS: Barry Bonds has st has stats that basically you wouldn't even think are real. Don: Seven MVPS? Or is it like in North what's that Northern National League, whatever? MAS: Yeah. I'm going to like his list of everything right now. Don: He's on a 500/500 club, the first and only player in MLB history to hit five hundred runs and five hundred steals. That's pretty impressive, but I don't know if that's better than like the greatest OF ALL TIME. Is he even the greatest OF ALL time in HIS sport? MAS: That's easy for him. That's easy. Bro. Gre ⁓ Barry Bonds? People will say it's either Barry Bonds or Willie Mays. HackBosh: BARRY Bonds isn't even Hall of Fame yet. ⁓ no. MAS: That's 'cause of the scandal, but Don: People. HackBosh: What ⁓ what was the scandal? MAS: That he t if he took steroids or not. HackBosh: She has an asterisk on this shit bliss: ⁓ MAS: Like I said, we can save it for next and we can get really into it. Don: So is Barry is sh is Otani not better than Barry Bonds? Wait, is he not gonna finish, have a better career? MAS: Hell no. I don't even know what he's on pace home run wise. Barry Bonds had 762 home runs. Don: Disgusting. bliss: Yeah. Don: You know how many dunks you know how many dunks LeBron has? HackBosh: Damn I nigga play for like twenty years. bliss: Hahaha Don: LeBron's playing for twenty years too. MAS: Barry Bonds is the fucking GOAT. When he stepped up to the plate, it was like this fool's gonna hit a home run. Guaranteed. He wa like the amount he was walked, it's like a crazy if you were to take Don: How many championships does he have? MAS: Zero. No, no, I'm just kidding. No, he won with the pirates. I think he won Don: If you say under two, he has zero championships. Outside of his prime. MAS: No, he was boy he was like that guy that everyone wanted when the Giants got him. HackBosh: In the beginning of his career. Don: Okay, so how many rings does he have? MAS: I think it's it's definitely one, he might have two with the pirates. HackBosh: I don't see any rings. I see seven MVPs, fourteen all stars, ⁓ home run derby champ, eight golden glove, twelve service slugger, two batting titles, five. Don: Yeah. MAS: Okay. I thought he won one. Don: Mary Bonds never won a World Series ring as player. Hmm. MAS: That doesn't make him a bet not a better baseball player. HackBosh: ⁓ the al the al the Don: I think I think it I think that does go into a factor. ⁓ you not be able to win at the highest level. LeBron's LeBron went to the bro, LeBron went to nine finals in a row, bro. HackBosh: Hundred percent. MAS: I mean. bliss: think in every aspect LeBron, I think, yeah. MAS: No, okay. But what position what position in basketball can affect the game the same way a pitcher can affect the game? Don: Got me out there pinning. Well it depends what kind of player you are, 'cause any position can affect the game. MAS: Exactly. So in that case, LeBron, no matter what position he's playing in, exactly. He's gonna he's gonna play every position and then if he still if he what are you saying, Josh? bliss: LeBron's played every single one. HackBosh: but by that logic, wouldn't someone who can play pitcher and hit exceptionally well be better than Barry Bonds 'cause he can control the game. He can pitch really good and hit home run. Did I say did I say Otani? I just asked you a question. MAS: Yeah, but o Tony don't hit the same way that Barry Bonds hit. But he's the only one to do that. HackBosh: ⁓ shit. He's the only one to do that? That's like Don: ⁓ Tani's different bro. I'm telling he's gonna finish the goat. HackBosh: He's different. MAS: He's bro, that fool has been bred and literally like it's crazy. His story is ⁓ unbelievable. I'm not say I'm just saying like it's unbelievable. Don: Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. HackBosh: No bro. Bro, I went to Japan. No bro. I went to Japan and I have never in my life have seen someone more plastered in a city than Otani in Japan. bliss: Babe Ruth did that. Don: otani is the greatest athlete in the world right now. MAS: ⁓ Plata. HackBosh: N he had a whole train, a whole bullet train of just him. Don: Is he not? Is Otani not the greatest athlete in the world right now? HackBosh: He had a whole bullet train, mas MAS: believe it. I mean Otani he's but he's not he's bliss: Is he? HackBosh: No, Moss. Don: Wait, Tom out, are we really saying that Barry Bonds is better at baseball than LeBron is better at basketball? HackBosh: No, mas is saying that he's being silly. Don: I I don't think he's being for real either. I think he's stronger. But I bliss: That's a crazy thing HackBosh: He's being silly. MAS: I just I wanna make a take that hasn't been said before. I've never heard that and honestly I do believe it. HackBosh: Explain it. bliss: Yeah. Don: He already did. I don't I don't like the explanation though. MAS: Yeah, we can move on. bliss: you HackBosh: No, I don't want to. MAS: Yo estoy cansado. HackBosh: No no because like you send you said, ⁓ Barry Barnes has done stuff that can never happen again. LeBron James has done stuff that would never happen again. Don: What what what? Give ⁓ list. MAS: But again, the only thing I can say is we're not gonna talk about championships because again, a pitcher okay, yeah, no championship, just individual stats, like the stats the the individual stats of okay. HackBosh: Fine, no championships. Let's make up stats. LeBron is top three in everything. LeBron is top three in all stats. Or top five, maybe. I'm lying. Top five. In points, rebounds, assists. Don: 'Cause great bronze don't have none? MAS: But just okay, what's his biggest number one stat? Like what is he the number one in? That's the greatest stat. Okay. Okay. Don: scored the most points in NBA history. HackBosh: He scored the most points in in nba history. bliss: Yeah, that's a crazy feat. Don: And he's still going. I don't think I don't think anyone's catching him. HackBosh: Let's see who has the most home runs in in mlb history. MAS: What are you ma are you serious? We wouldn't be having this conversation if it wasn't Barry Bonds. HackBosh: Who Yeah, who I don't know who it is. Don: It's it's gotta be wrong. bliss: It's Barry Bonds. Yeah, it's Barry Bonds. It's Barry Bonds. was in the city for that game. ⁓ HackBosh: I don't know. But how many? MAS: Seven fifty six was Don: ⁓ it's close. It's close, Josh. Hank Aaron is right there next to him, bruh. They drew that 714, bruh. HackBosh: It's close bullshit. Look out the difference between LeBron James. Yeah, look out the difference between LeBron James and fucking Creamondo Jabbar. It's crazy. MAS: Alright, but scoring points in an e overall scoring a layup is a lot easier than hitting a home run. bliss: Yeah. HackBosh: I agree. Don: Fort forty three thousand points of layups. MAS: Creating a ratio creating a ratio between points in a basketball game and a home run as a feat. Don: It's not more impressive. So you don't think forty three thousand points is more impressive than seven hundred and seventy six? HackBosh: No no no here here Miguel here's what here's what you're forgetting You're forgetting we're just more comparing like the difference between like the points compared to the difference between home runs like we can compare let's say if it was like a 500 difference or a 600 difference I would say that's around the same as Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron's but thousands of points That's more. MAS: But you also have to consider how much time. What's the difference in in time in the league between those two? HackBosh: What does it matter? MAS: Well, you better be scoring more points if you've played at least two years more than I'm saying him and Kareem second? Okay. But like how much? I'm not saying it's HackBosh: ⁓ no, no, kareem played a long time too. Don: Yeah. I don't know how much he's playing. He's yeah, he's putting it. HackBosh: Over twenty years. Yeah. He he plays so long he has two names. MAS: I'm just saying that's the number one question that when you come up, how many points is how long they play compared to that number two guy? But I don't know what it is for Hank Aaron and Barry Bonds either. Let me see. HackBosh: I got you. I'll do you one better. I'll look how long it took LeBron to make his record. Who did it faster? MAS: Mm-hmm. Don: It took him he broke it last year. HackBosh: Like three years ago. Yeah. I was in San Jose still. Don: ⁓ it was three years ago? No. I remember him was he was on Likers when he did it. HackBosh: Yeah. MAS: So Barry Bonds played twenty two seasons, Hank Aaron played twenty three seasons. So he beat his record in one season less. Don: I don't know bro. And it just I think it's MAS: I don't know. It's I think it's a great argument. And I wanna I wanna hear Brevin and Dylan on that. HackBosh: Yeah, but it has an asterisk 'cause he may have to stare with. Don: And the i the the the the icon aspect of it is not even close. bliss: You want to hear Brevin and Dylan on that? Brevin is the biggest LeBron fan I've ever met. MAS: I would say that, yeah, for sure. Exactly. That's why I want to hear his take. But LeBron definitely is way more of a household name than Barry Bonds. Not even close. bliss: hehe ⁓ Don: I th I think everyone in the bliss: league. ⁓ Remember that, the brons MAS: But Don: playing with his son, bro. LeBron is playing with his son, bro. He throwing alley opps to his sperm, bro. Barry Bonds has not done anything like that before. MAS: ⁓ bliss: Yeah. That's a crazy feat, man. For real. MAS: Wait, forreal you really wanna know what he did? Don: It's insane. That's unheard of. bliss: Barry Bond beat his uncle's record, that's what he did. That's it. Don: Cheese, bruh. bliss: Is this a Hank Aaron, his uncle? Don: That's a crazy take. I heard that one. MAS: ⁓ no. Billy mays is Godfather. Don: Well. bliss: Oh, maybe it's Billy Mays. My bad. MAS: All I'ma say is bury bonds with that guy. HackBosh: LeBron James did it in one thousand four hundred and ten games. Kareem abdul Jabar did it in one thousand five hundred and sixty games. MAS: ⁓ shit. So he on the same hype as Barry Bones then. Still breaking records with less games. It's a great argument, bruh, I'm telling you. HackBosh: Yes, yes, yes. The only difference is LeBron doesn't have an asterisk on his points. Barry Bonds has an asterisk on his home runs. Huge one. MAS: Yeah. Don: a crazy like attribute boost for baseball. You don't do you truly believe he didn't do steroids bliss: Bye. HackBosh: And everybody was doing it back then too. Everybody was. bliss: Then, in that- MAS: No, he definitely did steroids. Don: Okay. And you're saying he's you're saying he's better than LeBron. bliss: Yeah, not but surely MAS: But hitting a baseball is hitting a baseball. Don: W what extra fucking strength, bro? bliss: Nah. Hey, okay, got a good argument for that. MAS: The all the the most of the power comes from the guy pitching anyways, bro. You just turn on that shit, you're gonna hit it. It's all at the sweet spot. bliss: That's the same reason. HackBosh: No, I feel st I felt steroids and hitting a ball. My bad bless. bliss: My bad, that's the same reason why you can't call John Jones the goat in the UFC, because he did steroids, bruh. You feel me? HackBosh: That's a little bit different. MAS: But he never visibly he never visibly looked like he did steroids. HackBosh: No, no, no, no, no. That's a little bit different. That's a little bit different. Steroids no PEDs and steroids haven't always been in illegal in the in in MMA. It's not illegal now. Don: Very bummer's looking yoke. MAS: That's why I know neck. Don: It's not illegal now. You can do steroids in MMA? bliss: You know, they don't test, they don't test enough. No, they test, bro, they test every four fights. So, so you could get away with three. HackBosh: They they don't test anymore. MAS: Crazy. HackBosh: The always No, no, no, no. Last year I forgot what the acronym was, but the people that tested, like EUFA or whatever it's called, is gone. bliss: No, Usada is still there, bruh. Usada is still there. It's just, they pick you about who they test now. Like, the champions right now got like one test each compared to like no names who got like five tests each. You feel me? Don: ⁓ you know Jake Paul was doing steroids. HackBosh: N really? Yeah. bliss: ⁓ But that's a whole different episode, bruh. I could get in the fighting talk order. Don: ⁓ what's bro's name on a bike? ⁓ Lance Armstrong? Yeah. are you counting his shit? He was on steroids. MAS: Sounds like bliss: Mm-hmm. HackBosh: Yeah. And he got cancer, yes. He had one ball sack. Leave alone. The fuck? MAS: I have one ball sack too. How many bliss: You Whoa. HackBosh: Okay. MAS: Yeah HackBosh: Give him a clap. One ball sack. Don: What? MAS: Why why do you say like he's different than us? Don: We respect people with disabilities here in the hack box. So we're about to give you a round of applause, buddy. bliss: Yeah. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: i think that was a solid episode. ⁓ you wanna end it with the with the hack of the week, Moss? bliss: Yeah MAS: Yes sir. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ treat yourself specifically. I went and got a fucking ninety minute massage this weekend. Absolutely freaking great. I recommend that to everyone. Full body massage, couples massage from my lady. Shout out, baby. yes sir. Don: Whew. Yo, I've been debating on getting one of that shit. Full body? How much was that shit? bliss: No. Don: Round of applause for the baby couple massage. MAS: but it was for ⁓ most typical Asian spots are gonna be a dollar per minute. ⁓ you get ninety minutes gonna be ninety dollars for deep tissue. Don: How much was that chip though? bliss: What everybody knows Don: ⁓ that's that sounds like a deal. MAS: But it depends. I got this dope spot in elk Grove. any spot in Lodi, bro, they're all scandalous. You can't go to any of ⁓ So I gotta go all the way to elk Grove. They're all happy endings, bruh. ⁓ All of ⁓ HackBosh: Wh where where did you go? Don: What do you mean scandals? Like happy ending? HackBosh: You claim that. Don: Where is this at again? ⁓ trolling, HackBosh: Just make sure I don't go. Huh. MAS: Nah. If you've never done it, you have to do it, bro. bliss: But... I know, I've been debating it too, bruh. HackBosh: Got stones on too. Got a stone, the hot stone. MAS: Hot stones usually free. bliss: But that's, I'm like so ticklish, bro. I'd be so skeptical about it. You feel me? MAS: This shit is HackBosh: No no ask for you MAS: Yeah. Just make sure make sure when you do it you just gotta have the day free after it. You don't wanna be doing nothing after it, trust me. Don: ⁓ word? Why it's just your body just MAS: feel sore. Sometimes you can feel sick. If you got yeah, if you got like big knots, like it'll the way they work, that shit will feel like you cleared out like everything. Bro, the deep tissue, they do not play. These little tiny Asian ladies, bro, they don't play. ⁓ or ask for a backwalk too. Backwalks go crazy. Yeah. Don: Add to the massage. HackBosh: They were digging in, you moss? Don: Maybe put their whole elbow into it, yeah. HackBosh: They would dig in you? Don: ⁓ they walk on your back. Always have my little siblings walking my back. That should be feeling good though. MAS: Number one. Can't beat it. bliss: We getting old, bruh. ⁓ MAS: I've been doing that before. I've been doing that for a minute. Ever since I moved back to elk Grove. Don: How you feel about chiropractors then? HackBosh: Who's we? I got two years left. MAS: I've been to a chiropractor before too. ⁓ I'd I necessarily didn't feel any relief from it. But I only had like a couple sessions that were free from my insertions insurance. Yeah. Nah, I I'd go massage over a chiropractor. Don: You trust that shit? It's not worth it then. I will never do it again. Maybe playing too much with your neck, bruh. Gosh. How do you know that was the perfect or the right sound, bro? Stop playing with me. That's crazy though. That's a great hack, bro. I might have to I might tap into that this summer. Might have to make it make it a goal to get three back massages. And low die. MAS: Yeah. Nah. Yep. Do it. bliss: Sure. MAS: Sir. Alright, y'all. Everybody have a good week. bliss: A lot of ice cream. Yeah. Don: All ⁓ right, that's all for ⁓ episode 102 ⁓ Shout out to for sliding with us today. bliss: Right on for having me, gang. MAS: ⁓ I didn't even catch that. I caught that late. HackBosh: Yeah, let ⁓ know. Tune in next week for a very special episode filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada. bliss: Hahaha MAS: Ya Bliss. Be smooth. bliss: Yeah, I appreciate y'all having me on here, gang. ⁓ Don: Filling in a hole. For the twins. Yeah. HackBosh: Yeah. Don: ⁓ yeah, this one ⁓ this one can't wait for this episode. This a betting episode. Okay. All right. MAS: Yeah. bliss: Ha ha! MAS: E I