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Naked comedy show · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: You were telling us the story that got sent to you about this uh now st is it a steakhouse or all right, the steakhouse in Florida is now doing uh na naked meals.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: Right, right, right.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: So you pay like between 150 and 300, depending on what you get.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: You know, it might be if you're gonna get a strip, it might be 150, you get a full leg.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody got a strip.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, the staff is the staff stays clothed with the guests who are naked.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: And I love this idea.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Which it's no, I don't.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and uh but I you want to wear a full-size suit to the beach.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or to the bedroom.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_00: Uh but oh my god.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: Tiffany hasn't seen you naked since the first date.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: So let me that's very funny.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so here's the thing.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, if you're gonna do it, um uh you need to be prepared for a couple things.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: I had already mentioned there's gonna be a lot of wrinkles on that steak.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's gonna be a well-aged cut of meat.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well-aged, it's Florida, you know what I'm saying?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: And and and that's the thing, you know.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: You've been to uh nudist colonies before.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I was the youngest person.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: I went in my 20s, but I was still the youngest person by a but by a good 50 years.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, if you're thinking like, hey, this is gonna be a hot meal.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, no, I'm not expecting, I'm not expecting the most beautiful bodies.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: I just love the freeing experience of it.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't actually, not even I don't.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: I know I could not get Zach to do it.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, you never would.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm also glad though, and I thought I was thinking this through a little bit further.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually glad the people serving the food are the ones that are clothed.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you've ever been in a table, the way the restaurant's set up where uh let me refill your water, and the server will lean over you.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, number one her boobs are touching your arm, and you're like, Well, it's like on my head, or or God forbid it's a guy.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: What if it's a male?
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, while I'm sitting, she's standing.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: You're right.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: There is always the male uh server who has their member right at table level.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, if they had to reach over, can I stir your cocktail for you?
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna stir that up real quick.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's how we're literally a cocktail.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sausage not on the menu, folks.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: I apologize.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but uh, you know, they lean over you to fill your water glass and all that, and then next thing you know, you got, you know, you're a little cockeyed.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and um, but that that all being said, you could not wait for that joke.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the uh this text came in from uh 8487.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know about this one.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: I went to a naked comedy show in Brooklyn.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so fun! Comedians on stage were naked, audience had the option.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: This was a show you could take and not take your eyes off the comedians.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I would not want the comedian to be naked because I think that would distract from the actual jokes.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Would I want to be naked?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Or they're a walking joke, and you know what I mean.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I want to be naked, but also well, yeah.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: What do I love doing when I'm laughing?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: Slapping a knee?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: Just think of the whole your boobs would be doing that.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: So that's exactly it.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's triple time.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: My hand, two boobs, perfect.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and that way you know a whole drum marching uh going out of order.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: People appreciate, they know that I appreciate the humor.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: I just like the idea of being free.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know that I could do it.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: Now, another update that happened while we were gone.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: We know that cyclespora has gone through the um through the United States and people now have diarrhea everywhere.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Predominantly, it is still hyper active in Michigan and shocking Ohio.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I did think about that a couple times when we were there, and I'm like, I wonder if we're gonna be eating anything with salad.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: I ate salad twice.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: I ate salad at the Mexican restaurant, and then I ate salad at the conference.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: And then now jalapenos are affected.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see this while we were gone?
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: The problem with that is you never know really if it's cyclospore or just gonna blow out of you.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: Or just if you're a regular person who, you know, if you're like me, I'm like, I'm not sure if this is cyclospore.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Or is this just daily life?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: But I mean, just don't trust a fart.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, and uh yeah, the jalapeno thing now, that that's which I had a roommate too, by the way.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: And that's the other thing.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: I it was oh the whole time I was gone, I was always sleeping in a room with someone else, and not my significant other.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yes, he was there for part of it.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: But do you remember I told you that when we were in at this Rockabilly festival that we were sharing a room with a friend of mine?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: So it wasn't bad.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's just that you wake up the next morning.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: You open your eyes.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: So uh standing above you, looking at you like are you awake?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Zach did say, he goes, Okay, if this is the if this is the the the cards we got dealt, we're all staying in a room.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't book this Airbnb.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: Zach said, you at least have to sleep closer to your friend.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to sleep closer to your friend.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Just in case you would have woken up and your friend would have been like, I was just making sure you were awake.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: No, but I I open my eyes at whatever, eight o'clock in the morning.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: And it's very weird to open your eyes and your friend's face is pretty close to you.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how close were these beds?
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's not that it was super close, but you still are it's like any hotel USA.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: You have a nightstand in between two beds, and you're just oh, good morning.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's really not the first set of eyes that I have over there reading a book.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's not the first eyes I want to see.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: And it's the same thing.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: I had a roommate at this conference, Scott didn't, and then here I am, I wake up and I'm there's this girl named Sammy I'm in the hotel room with.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: Hello, good morning.
• 5:39
  unknown: Yes.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's just kind of weird when it's the face that you're just weird to you, but you'll go to a naked steak dinner or a naked comedy show.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just take that all in, people.