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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 36 - Pick & Roll (ft. Nick Turani) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: I see that you unshaved your head.
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  Speaker 4: No, bro, this shit is shaved, and I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if I want to wear the headset because it makes
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  Speaker 4: my uh makes my hairline look worse than it is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it does, bro. I think you're overthinking it.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're being nasty to yourself. But if we're
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  Speaker 1: being nasty to ourselves. Can I give myself a couple
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  Speaker 1: whips on the back for my audio performance last week?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well we're back in the studio today, so
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  Speaker 4: Arne can't sabotage the episode purposely.
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  Speaker 1: It was, Uh, I guess it was pretty bad.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think it was bad at all, but I
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  Speaker 4: start listened. I didn't like. I listened to the like.
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  Speaker 4: I skipped around to see what all the hype was about.
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  Speaker 1: People were so mean to me about it.
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  Speaker 5: They love when we fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: Some guy pied the fuck out of me on the
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  Speaker 1: on the face.
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  Speaker 5: You got pat, you got pod.
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  Speaker 1: I got pied for having a bad audio performance. They
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  Speaker 1: lit me up, like fucking like the Nate Dog. What
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  Speaker 1: kind of pie it was like? It was basically shaving cream.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like a fucking not even edible pie. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, that's not okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: not acceptable. You know I'm a person too. You know
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  Speaker 1: I'm a person too, you know, a human being as well.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have to do that to me. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: a fucking guy out here trying to live, trying to
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  Speaker 1: fucking crank out some podcast shit.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of trolls don't know that they're actually humans
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  Speaker 4: behind the screen.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, you're really enjoying that, No, mic.
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  Speaker 4: Stant Oh I am, except my hands are getting sweaty quick.
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  Speaker 4: My hands have been cold today.
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  Speaker 1: You probably have raynoids. I do you know what raynoids is?
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  Speaker 1: When your hands get cold? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think it is when circulation doesn't make it up
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  Speaker 5: to the hens.
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  Speaker 1: You're always cold as fuck. You always have to wear
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  Speaker 1: another shirt inside. You are wearing We the Bull shirts.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't gonna wear this with nothing under it.
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  Speaker 4: That would be gay.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a perfect way to segue into your homophobic allegations.
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  Speaker 1: Wearing Henley with nothing underneath it. That's gay.
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  Speaker 5: Look, and I'm not homophobic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there was there's a video going around that's saying,
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  Speaker 1: for starters, little Sass is homophobic, and it's two gay
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  Speaker 1: dudes who are saying it, and fucking no one knows
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  Speaker 1: how to sniff out some fucking homophobia better than a
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  Speaker 1: couple queers.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, you can't say that. I can't cut that out?
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  Speaker 4: Why No, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: LGBTQ bro, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: It's a slur.
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  Speaker 1: Queer is a slur.
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  Speaker 8: No, It's like an umbrella term.
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  Speaker 5: Let me let me educate you, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Please my language, Please, please my language.
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  Speaker 4: You can't say that that's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking defund the language. Fucking police over here, Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 1: bro me live, dude.
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  Speaker 4: The amount of people like it's first of all, what's
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  Speaker 4: the other guy's name, Jojoey Comasta. Yeah, like his delivery
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  Speaker 4: on it was hilarious how quick it was. But the
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  Speaker 4: amount of people who like don't know that it like,
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  Speaker 4: don't like, how do you instantly not see that and
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  Speaker 4: know it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty obvious.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it's all.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like a ton of like more people are
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  Speaker 4: gonna find out about it now that we're talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the worst thing is that that dude's actually
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  Speaker 1: straight and he just fucking pretends to be gay for
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  Speaker 1: his little podcast. Yeah, I mean he's super funny. They're
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  Speaker 1: both very funny guys, but they spend hours in a
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  Speaker 1: writer room, like telling tales of fucking Bookcocky's on parking decks,
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  Speaker 1: and they like write the most intimate details like Tucker
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  Speaker 1: Max and then sell it off as if they're actual
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  Speaker 1: gay people. Yeah, it's like, uh, you're stealing valor from
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  Speaker 1: real gay people who have real struggles, not just too
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  Speaker 1: like little Tim Dillon acolytes who think that they could
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  Speaker 1: fucking strapes around and say some rawchy ass raw shit.
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  Speaker 4: The They've said that I'm a homophobe, like a hundred
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  Speaker 4: times before, though, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what they're playing, say that I fuck. They say
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  Speaker 1: that me and KB fuck all the time, and they
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  Speaker 1: and they know that you don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Also, they go they start off saying I'm a homophobe,
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  Speaker 4: and then they're like how old is he? And he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: he's nineteen. And then Joey goes who is he bottoming for?
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  Speaker 4: And then he says Dave. So it's like, well, if
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  Speaker 4: I'm homophobic, how would I be bottoming for Dave?
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  Speaker 1: Closet homophobic? Bottom Like, uh, Lindsey Graham, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of homophobic gay people are closet to
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  Speaker 4: gay people.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's all homophobia is people who are self loath. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just people who are angry at themselves for how
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  Speaker 1: fucking hot they find the male penis.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, So let it be known I'm actually an ally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're bottoming for Dave and KB. Yes, that's
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  Speaker 1: how it's known that you're an ally.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You heard that their motive is to try to get
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  Speaker 1: someone fired so that fake gay dude Joey can can
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  Speaker 1: get higher and get it higher. They're trying to free
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  Speaker 1: up cap space. And they really they thought that.
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  Speaker 4: You were weak, so us wouldn't free up much. Though
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  Speaker 4: we're losing millions of dollars for the company.
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  Speaker 1: They could maybe get like a little food stamp office.
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  Speaker 1: They may would need to get.
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  Speaker 4: They would need to fire me twenty times to be
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  Speaker 4: able to hire Joe.
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  Speaker 1: They had a whole SaaS army. Yeah, they'd had to
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  Speaker 1: defund for it to break even and that, and it
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  Speaker 1: really would be a drop. You're a sieve at this company. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're like the Exxon Valdez oil spill. You're just dumping
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  Speaker 1: salary into the ocean by them having a little charity
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  Speaker 1: project to keep you along. But I put out the
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  Speaker 1: New Year's resolution, no more fucking SaaS slander because too
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  Speaker 1: many people go out here or even even using the
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  Speaker 1: name in Vain. Too many people are out here just
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  Speaker 1: saying Lil SaaS knowing that it's going to do numbies.
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  Speaker 1: It's like saying Jeff Bay is true or Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, just saying the name and then just
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  Speaker 1: saying anything with it.
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  Speaker 4: They love to throw me in on things now and
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  Speaker 4: just like not make me a part of them, but
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  Speaker 4: just talk about me. And then next thing you know,
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  Speaker 4: the numbers are going to their skyrocket.
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  Speaker 1: I know why.
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  Speaker 4: That's why Dave use it as the teaser for his episode,
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  Speaker 4: and then I saw that Erica was using it as well.
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  Speaker 8: P and TD gave you an award.
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  Speaker 5: They gave me an award.
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  Speaker 1: But that was that was like Smitty talks about you
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  Speaker 1: all the time. He's like he'll talk about a young
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  Speaker 1: NFL player and he'll be like, he's fucking little Sasquatch
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  Speaker 1: out here, Like your name is synonymous with like youth
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  Speaker 1: and inexperience. It's like getting munsoned. But it is true
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  Speaker 1: that you had a fucking little bit of success and
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  Speaker 1: thought that you were the fucking king thing.
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  Speaker 4: She was like you had the He was like, she
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  Speaker 4: was like, let's use little Sassis example, someone who had
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  Speaker 4: just the cutest, little, tiniest little bit of success, like.
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  Speaker 1: A little fetus without arms trying to swim in a pool,
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  Speaker 1: littlest breathe just thinks that it's an autonomous being.
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  Speaker 4: So you know, Dave, he loves to rip up contracts
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  Speaker 4: and write new ones. It's his favorite thing to do.
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  Speaker 4: He loves to pay people more if they earned it.
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  Speaker 4: Let's take a little Sass for an example.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to be paid like he made it, but
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  Speaker 4: he's just had the tiniest, the cutest little.
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  Speaker 5: Bit of success.
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  Speaker 1: Now, let's look at Lenny Midges bit. Glennie Balls deserves
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  Speaker 1: the fucking world that he gets. And there's a reason
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  Speaker 1: that he pulls up in a Lamborghini every day because
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  Speaker 1: you fucking grinded and grinded from the fucking from day
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  Speaker 1: one to build a brand for himself. That's a guy
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  Speaker 1: who fucking has worked his entire way up the ladder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm like, I'm over the whole race thing.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a great new apartment with two of my brothers,
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  Speaker 4: and I can afford it barely, but I'm over like.
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  Speaker 4: And we have a tub that doesn't drain, showered up
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  Speaker 4: to my showered with water up to my knees today.
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  Speaker 8: It when we applied for the apartment, how much did
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  Speaker 8: you say you were gonna be making relative to what
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  Speaker 8: you're making it was close to two hundred thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 8: is what you told that?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I told them, So rent might be coming
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  Speaker 4: up short. I'm far south of.
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  Speaker 1: That, but they didn't. They just use that as like
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  Speaker 1: a far south a suggestion of what kind of credit
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  Speaker 1: you should have, like that they were going to actually
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  Speaker 1: charge it.
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  Speaker 4: Also, it was like I thought, if I lied on it,
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  Speaker 4: it'd be like, because we really wanted the apartment, said
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  Speaker 4: if I lie on it, we'll get it, and we
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  Speaker 4: got it.
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  Speaker 1: If I say I'm a million It.
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  Speaker 4: Was like a need for speed type of thing because
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  Speaker 4: there was two people. There was people that came like
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  Speaker 4: right for us, and they also asked for an application
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  Speaker 4: like they were applying for it, and then we filled
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  Speaker 4: it all out that night and we got it.
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  Speaker 5: We got the fucking place.
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  Speaker 1: And did you see what they looked like they did
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  Speaker 1: for a living? Did they look like they were rich folk?
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  Speaker 1: Where they were in chel Struction workers? Construction workers, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, construction workers in New York City are fucking millionaires.
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  Speaker 1: The pension plans for construction workers have literally have these
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  Speaker 1: dudes becoming millionaires by the time they're like thirty.
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  Speaker 8: Five and they work one day a month.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, is the union ones. They fucking barely work
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  Speaker 1: and all they do is fucking eat. They all just
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  Speaker 1: buy houses in Rockaway Beach and fucking like take their
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  Speaker 1: like three minute bis wrong as they're strong, they're handsome,
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  Speaker 1: so they have hot wives. They have an incredible payout
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  Speaker 1: and they just get to fucking complain for a living.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking perfect. They haven't figured out. Those are the
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  Speaker 1: construction workers. I'm surprised they didn't get the apartment ahead
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  Speaker 1: of you, but they probably just moved into some fucking
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  Speaker 1: palatial estate on Ronkonkomer or some bullshit like that.
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  Speaker 4: I actually I dabbled in the blue blue call industry
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  Speaker 4: for a bit in my youth, which one landscaping.
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  Speaker 1: Oh forgot.
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  Speaker 5: I started my own landescaping business.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 4: People are like, oh sas needs more life experience. I
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  Speaker 4: started a business from the ground up. It was the
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  Speaker 4: most successful landscaping business in all of New England.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you got hired right through the barstool fund
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  Speaker 1: for a small business was failing during the pandemic. It
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  Speaker 1: was like i'll pay Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We were called four guys one job. It was me Jackson,
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  Speaker 4: Nate and Eric, and we were an unstoppable force.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what he.
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  Speaker 8: Did for jobs, one guy be a better business.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: No for one job for guys, one job is better
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  Speaker 4: because it was the funniest.
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  Speaker 1: The best part about sixteen jobs between the four of them.
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  Speaker 4: The best part about it is everyone that we were
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  Speaker 4: working for had never heard of two girls, one cup.
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  Speaker 4: So it was kind of like a little.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't even put in my voice. I didn't even put
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  Speaker 1: it all together as I was listening. I was just like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good name for guys that want to work together. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that you're trying to be dirty with
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  Speaker 1: your little.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking landscapet like hang up posters all around town that
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  Speaker 4: said four guys, one job.
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  Speaker 1: It is pretty good and you came up with the name. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you're the creative genius. We got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: business and they do like, does Erica even know this? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: No, no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I mean why did you go Why didn't you say
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  Speaker 1: that when you went on token? I feel like you
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  Speaker 1: could have given her a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Of backstory A founder of a business, Yeah, that you
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  Speaker 4: were aful business.
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  Speaker 1: A young business owner. Would you shovel. Yeah. So actually
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  Speaker 1: it became so it's the best. Yeah, why because people
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  Speaker 1: would pay you. Yeah, but that hurts your back.
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  Speaker 4: No, it became so successful that we actually had to start,
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  Speaker 4: me being the CEO and president. We I had to
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  Speaker 4: start like hiring freelancers to come in and do another
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  Speaker 4: job because we were already too booked.
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  Speaker 1: You were just too big of a company.
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  Speaker 4: We were like so successful and we like had, oh
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  Speaker 4: we got to do these two jobs today, but then
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  Speaker 4: this third person wants us for today. So I would
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: gather up a couple other high schools and be like,
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  Speaker 4: you guys are going here.
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  Speaker 1: You just drive by the home depot parking lot with
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  Speaker 1: a pickup truck and see who wanted to get in
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  Speaker 1: the back, and then I would email the pera. You
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: just get the voice working. But uh I think that,
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  Speaker 1: Uh I bet that after one day of work, you're like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna transfer up to corporate and uh I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit in the desk. Now I loved having power. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're like bagged one fat bag of leaves and you're like, actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit behind the oak desk all day and
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  Speaker 1: fucking live.
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  Speaker 5: No, the blue collar wasn't for me.
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  Speaker 1: No, you could maybe have like a fucking Italian collar
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  Speaker 1: on a fucking nice suit that you'd be wearing with
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  Speaker 1: your hair slicked back by a fireplace, and you're fucking
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  Speaker 1: making some business deals. You're not out in the field. No, never,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you're a house cat, exactly. You're not a field cat.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: These aren't working man hands.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: So you did say you went hiking a bunch over h.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't actually go hiking. I went like on
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: trail walks.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is the difference?
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Well, when you go on a hike, you summit.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: There was no summit?
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Is that true? I thought a hike was just any
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: type of walk outside. I don't.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't clut what I did as a hike.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: It was softer. What kind of shoes did you wear?
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: Those?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Dan Smiths? No, I we're boots, okay, so that's kind
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: of legit. Yeah, I mean it was. I was out
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: in New Hampshire, had some had a good time, shoot
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: some guns off. No, I wish I got.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: I watched a bunch of good hiking documentaries when I
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: was out there, though.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is a hiking documentary.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: Or climbing documentary.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, a hiking documentary sounds like the most boring thing.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Well, they were good, they're good, and a hiking documentary
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: climbing documentary, same thing.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I can't believe there's that many climbing documentaries though. I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: feel like I've seen a decent amount of them, and
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: there seems to be countless more of them. No, there isn't.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: I actually ran out really seen all the good ones.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I guess dudes just really want to, like who aren't
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: as good climbers? Just want to film something, or they
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: just want to like why are there?
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: So the people that film them are usually very very
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: good climbers, and they have to because they go up
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: and they sum it with the people.
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: I think it's kind of like how surfing was a
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: big thing for a while too. It's like not a
• 15:57
  Speaker 8: lot of people do it, so you just want to
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: see it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and it's probably pretty cool camera shots
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: gnarley if you will.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: When I watched this one called fourteen Peaks, and it's
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: about this, how exactly does it end?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: No that he lives? This dude? I don't have to
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: watch it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Then this dude climbs all fourteen eight thousand plus meter
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: mountains in the world really in seven months. That's his
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: goal is seven months, and the record before that was
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: sixteen years.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: And it's good. It's really good.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Why not make it a little bit more attainable for
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: the next guy? Why not just go down to like
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: fifteen years or something like that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, but it was months.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: It was really interesting because like the you learn that
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: like Everest isn't even close to like the hardest mountain
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: to climb.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Everest is like a fucking well, Evers is like going
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: on a treadmill at fifteen incline and just walking at
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: three miles an hour, Evers is easy. Yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Well, it's just like it's so guided, like the route
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: is so like planned out and everything, like a lot
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: of the other mountains that they did, like they had
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: to like make the route themselves, like scope it all out,
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: figure out where to go.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I see a lot of like only.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Like a yeah, only like a few people had ever
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: summitted that mountain before that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: It's it's that rare, and like it's not that they're
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: not actually like whenever you see like people who are
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: hiking and they put it on Instagram, they have like
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the chains nailed into the side of the mountain and
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I mean it's a trail. There's a trail.
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Most of the other mountains don't have trails.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just have some some dead bodies, you know, Yeah, exactly,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: some dead bodies here and there. Yeah. Though, well, I
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: feel like you have some aspirations to be, uh a climber.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I would never do uh what they call
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: high altitude to climbing because you're too scared of it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're just scared of losing your breath.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: I don't like closing my breath.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just bring it anhaler up there. Now
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: you need an oxygen tank, dude. That's why to fucking
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: train my lungs in case I've re wind up a
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: high ass altitude. I uh.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Even when I go on like hikes in Colorado and
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Wyoming and stuff like that where the altitude is higher,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I get so out of breath and I get so uncomfortable.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: I don't like the feeling of being like gasping for
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: air repeated.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: But doesn't it after one day, doesn't it kind of recalibrate. Yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: when I was talking about like the peak of a mountain. Okay, yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I guess I've never even really summitted a mountain. Fuck, bro,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: take me, bro.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: The feeling when you sum it, it's it's indescribable.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you're doubled over with your hands
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: on your knees trying to catch your breath.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Pretty much.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: It's crazy because you go from being like fine, like oh,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: where we're kicking this mountains ass to like the top
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: and you take like four steps and gassed. Yeah, like
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: literally like you'll take like a couple of steps and
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: you won't be able to move.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I just yearned to have a fucking drone shot of
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: me with my arms up like fucking he man right here,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: two swords coming out of my fucking hands looking sweet.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: That's what I want, But I don't know if I'll
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: ever even get that. I just need to summon a
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: fucking mountain. Bro.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: We should make a video. We should get we should
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: do a video. Bring the mics.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mikes, you're asking about you, bro. I saw I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: saw tons of mics. I heard tales of mics.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: One of the mics shaved his head just like me
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Diddy and that hairline.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Wo Diddy, It's good bad.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, worse than mine.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Keep coming out of mic goes up here, Why are
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you coming at the mics?
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I was just flamming him because he's old.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: That's true. That that does make you susceptible to being flamed. Yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: that's why we need to start implanting fucking uh machine
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: organs into our bodies.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: And shit, I'm.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Trying to live the fucking one fifty Yeah. Fuck the bullshit, bro,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: fuck the bullshit. Trying to live a fucking long ass time.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to die out here in the fucking wilderness, bro,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: like these pussies dying every day. Dude, I've been watching
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: this show on Showtime. It's called Yellow Jackets. Yeah, I
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: heard of it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: I've never watched it though.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: It's about like these like fifteen year old girls that
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: get like lost out in the wilderness, and uh, they're
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: so fucking dumb. They're just as fucking idiots.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: That sounds awesome. Do they die yeah?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they just start dying because of how fucking
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: dumb they are. But they don't even frame it like
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: they're being dumb. They make it seem like they want
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: to have like a like they're they're trying to do
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: their best thing, and they always are making the dumbest
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: fucking decisions. I don't think I would last long in
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the woods. I don't think I would know what to do.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: These bitches stumble into very fortuitous circumstances and they still
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: find a way to be dumb. Like they just get
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: everything that they could need and they still just wind
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: up fucking.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Is it like a game show or something.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: No, it's like these bitches are on a soccer team
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: and they hop on an airplane to go to nationals
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: and the airplane crashes and it's them in the wilderness,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and like how they survive and they live. Some of
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: them live. This this series kind of starts off with
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: some of them living and then some of them dying.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Is it a documentary, No, it's it's not. It's really no,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: it's completely fake. It's completely made up. Oh so they're
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: not dumb, No, they are dumb. They do the dumbest shit. No,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: it's it's supposed to be like that, though, But they
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: were written to be dumb characters. They make illogical decisions
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: and they make it seem logical, and that shit pisses
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: me off. Whenever I'm watching a show, it's like, why
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: are we being illogical right now? Why when you have
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: a group of like thirty people, can't you all come
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: to like a good conclusion to not do this stupid
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: ass thing that one person suggested. Then everyone's like, Oh,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I guess we fucking have to do it. I guess
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: we have to go into the fucking haunted cave and
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: fight the alligator.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Well, you keep on watching it, so it's working. Yeah,
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: maybe you're the dumb ass.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I am the dumb ass. I hate watch that yourself
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: before you wreck yourself. I am wrecking myself right now.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: But I think hate consumption of content is like gonna
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: supersede regular consumption of content. Oh one, I only watch
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: stuff I don't like. Yeah, but that that that hits
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: a ceiling, like because.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: When you watch it, you can only hate, Like I
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: hate watched the Demilio Show. Of course, you can only
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: hate watch like three episodes and then you're like, Okay,
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: this is actually terrible. And like the Addison Ray movie,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: like what she's gonna put out four more movies?
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: But if that's not like six times?
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but four more of them?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: You have you watched it six times? It's so good.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: When do you put it on, like we just leave
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: it in our house. Yeah, really late at night. You
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: just throw it on from time to time. Yeah, that's respectable.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I'd like to watch it, I guess I don't. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: don't really have it on that much, but maybe. And
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I think they do this in a lot of shows
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: these days. They show the fucking crazy ass scene off
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: the bat a cold open if you will. Yeah, they
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: shows yeah or yeah, something fucking crazy happening. And I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: feel like, if you knew at the beginning of the
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: fucking Domelio show that one of them was going to die,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: you would watch the rest of the show. That is true.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: That's smart.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: And they don't even they haven't even thought about that
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: one of them could just die and they would like
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: kickstart the other one's career. Shows how selfless those bitches are.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I know it does. It would be awesome.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: All they care about is themselves.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I know one of them should, like, I don't know, die.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I yeah, you don't want to say it,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: like go through go through something really bad, I don't know,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: like not being cyberbullied like that can't be your arc.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: No one's going to be invested in the arc of
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Oh you're famous and you got cyber bullet. Yeah, because
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: it goes on for too long. That's right.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: The whole show is about that people get to get killed.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or kill someone, but they would wind up just
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: settling for like an eating disorder some bullshit.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: We have adds that do we really not?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: We do because it's the beginning of the year.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: So this is just another goddamn free episode.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: We I guess preview the hell.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Are we doing this for?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Bro? I got ship to do.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: We could preview that rock car is probably getting towed
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: right now, Daddy, let me take the truck up to
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: the city for the week.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Do you actually have your truck right now with the
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Tacoma where the parking got the Tacoma uh street? Really? Yeah?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: And what do you have to move it every like
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: five hours with a good chance when you get back.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I just found a spot. No you didn't, Yes, I did,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: said the only sign I kept there overnight.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Didn't get towed.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: There's gotta be like a street cleaning on Wednesday's time.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Thing.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: I gotta move it tonight.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you did find a spot, but I don't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: know where to put it. Just there'll be another zone
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: that like you just are gonna have to drive around
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the block a bunch.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: I drove so much, dude, I went to two parking garages.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: They were like, we can't take the truck. They wouldn't
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: accept the beast.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be four thousand dollars.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: They were like, you gotta reserve it for this kind
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: of car.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Really, what that doesn't make sense at all. I guess
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you live in a fucking little ass lean to Harry
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Potter neighborhood.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's awesome.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking little crooked street neighborhood.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Hogwarts.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Give me a fucking neighborhood on a fucking grit, bro.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want some diag diagonally diagonale fucking street. Bro,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you're just jealous of our exposed brick, the hobblestone. You
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: got some eb in the fucking building. Oh yeah, how much?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: How many walls are brick enough? Just one wall then
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: in each room? Yeah, that's pretty funny, it's beautiful. That
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: is that. That's literally the dream I spent all the
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: people before is painted at white they did, Yeah, so
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: it was a woman. Yeah, so it was a woman.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Three women.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a classic woman move. Why do they
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: hate red brick. Does it remind them of that? Sucks?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: What are you about to say? No? Just that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Did they really?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That they just painted it over.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: That's brutal.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: You could powerwash it. Just bring a powerwasher and blast.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: My I thing just flood apart, a little out of control.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Though you already flooded your fucking you already flooded your
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: your due the baths. It was literally up to the
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: fact that both of you. Pete in the tub is bro.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: That didn't happen.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It obviously did happen.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: You got pranked.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of your bits. I didn't realize you guys,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you guys running big.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: You got sticked.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You guys are sucking ear Yeah early KB and K
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and Nick Junior right now, vij not Nick Junior? Which
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: one he is? Nick Junior? Me? Are you? Yeah? Oh? Fuck? Taller? Yeah?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And also uh what was the famous Nick show?
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're definitely taller and frail.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I've seen Owen throw. He's sneakly a fucking good ass athlete.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: I'm way better.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You're you could be a quarterback. But quarterbacks are like
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: fat white dudes who aren't good athletes. They're like paunchy accountants.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Could you play basketball?
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: No, God, no, I'm terrible at basketball. I can't shoot
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: from here. You should play.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You do it like this.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I would love to play. I'm actually getting a new
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: gym membership. Temple Gym Temple Pricey was a Jewish a
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: luxury gym. Yeah, that was the gym next to our
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: old apartment. Yeah no, but it was more expensive there
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: afford it. And now you make the same amount that
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: you did then.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And pay more and rints.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I've come to the conclusion that if I
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: don't have a gym that's right in your apartment, I'm
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: not going to go.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, you have a show on Saturday. How about you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: get in paid for that? That's probably why you can
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: afford all this shit.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Please, a lot of money ten k each each? What
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: do you mean just for the appearance me and know
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: when we take a split.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I knew Owen being you're getting ten pucking
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: agent was the smartest move you could have made.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: People. We're getting ten k just to show up twenty
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: K if I go on.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: To do a walk through, Yeah, walk through. That balis
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: on their card though. Shut the fuck up.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: O'Malley's on the card and it sold out relatively fast,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: and I was like, damn. And then I looked and
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Brianna promoted the show. Yeah, so it's gonna be a
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's gonna be good. I don't know
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: if it's gonna be good.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I said it. What do you mean it's not gonna
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: be good?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Because no, I'm worried because, dude, the venue is very open,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: like when we when we're there, there's no green room
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: like we sit with venue, and I'm worried that it's
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: rockwood musical, and I'm worried that it's gonna be like
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Breonn is gonna be there. It's gonna be all her
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: fans like crowding around her talking.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: We'll get some jokes off. I didn't think of that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would they do that.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I thought you were saying they're a rowdy group chicken fries.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh they're just gonna be.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Like rare shots.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't say that.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That's probably you'll fit in great. It's all you do
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: is tell people what they can't fucking say.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Bro, when you're when you're throwing the Q word around,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: I got kind I gotta step in for the I'm
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: an autlly what qui?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm out, I'm off this show. You're lucky we
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: don't have sponsors. Well, you're about to fucking yeah, this
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: is the episode to get forget that chat ship off
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: your chest for dat Chat and I want to thank
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: dat Chat one more time for making this episode possible.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: We're gonna nuke this episode after it's said and done.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: This is like that chat are and have it pulled
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: from the network. Yeah, we're saying all kinds of shit.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: We're about to say some fucking some phobic ass shit.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Bro, say something, say something bad.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I watched the ck shit Bro, I watched shit. Yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: but it was, But that would be my bad thing,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: supporting a fucking a sexual predator.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: For supporting an animal.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: A man who literally can't stop stop touching his penis
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: till it ejaculates, a man who can't stop fondeling people,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: and that person might be himself, but he still fondles himself.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: It was funny, you see, like at the end when
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: the people in the front row, they're all like reaching
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: over to shake his hand, like going.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Nuts, Yeah, they do love him that It's almost like
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: they fucking forgot that he's a pres exactly, he's fucking shit.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: You think he'll come on?
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Oh for sure, for sure.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Let's just fucking reach out to the boy and see
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: if we fucking come on.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Bro, Yeah, I don't know.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Do you see that the Shane Gilli's got like a
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: shout out in it? Where in the special at the end?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Where what do you mean in the credits Louis shout
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: out Shane Gillis no fucking way and Joe List.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: And Joe List.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: That's co it was like made possible by.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Joe List, did make it pay? Joe List made our
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: career possible to bro List look out for us? Yeah, yeah, bro,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you don't remember, are you forgetting anywhere you came from to?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I guess not? Do you not remember all your interactions
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: with Liszt? I was supposed to be going to the
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Eagles game with U with Shane on on Sunday and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: they fucking moved the game to fucking Saturday, and uh,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it's during your stand up show and he was gonna
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: come and support you instead of going to the Eagles game.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Oh was he really?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: No, he is going to Saturday on Saturday's coming to
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: your show? No way?
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Yes, No, it's not yes, Bro, Bro, it's sold out.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd like I'd like to hope we could get
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: him in, but I can't make any promises. I had
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: him talk to O'Malley and Chicken Fry already, Bro, they
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: already took care of it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Cap.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: It's the least I could do, Bro. He said, Fuck
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the birds, Bro, I'm not watching the birds game. All
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the fucking birds got They already clinched. The fucking squad
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: has COVID and he's gonna come to your show.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Ok.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Yah, I'll be tight. And if you bomb and O'Malley crushes,
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: it's a real possibility. Have you, But I don't think
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I would bomb at my own show. That'd be pretty
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: tough to do.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Dude. Have they been using your name for clout? Bro?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Probably everybody has. Everyone is let's find someone in here
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: who hasn't used your name for clout and then fucking
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: maybe give them like an award.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: You And that's why you're the goat.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking fact. There's got to be someone else
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: in here, Hubbs, Hubbs, Hubbs has never used your name
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: for clout. Shout out to Hubbs.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: The whole short Port publicity tweet.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: She was like, I could be his grandmother or something
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Can I piss real quick.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: The next day? Okay, Okay, that got weird out there. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: isn't what you thought it was about to be. Like
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: one second ago when little Sass went to the bathroom.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: So that's one second ago in podcast time, But that
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: was actually a lifetime on the hills, a lifetime because
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Sas is still in HR.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sas is getting chewed the fuck out for I mean,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I guess was earlier in this podcast we were talking
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: about the out and about boys who are actually two
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: straight sistudes who are just pretending incredibly straight. Yeah, those
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: dudes fuck pussy They and Young Pussy and Primo bos
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah ay one fucking Kobe beef cut Yeah u
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: DSA approved puss. Yeah it's fucking grass rays puss that
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: those guys. Yeah, but for whatever reason, we're in a
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: kerfuffle with them, and Sas is in the fucking ringer
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: right now. As Tass went to the bathroom, he got
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: pulled into HR. We had a meeting. We had a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: meeting with them also with publicity. Sas is. I don't
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: want to call it a suspension, but he's like in limbo, Escrow,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: how would you how would you call it? Owen? What
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: would you say? He's in right now? Limbo? Yeah, to
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: sit back and wait. Yeah, he's on ice right now. Yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: he's on ie and uh.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: It's like waiting how to treat cancer. It's it's that
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: we want to see how aggressive this this may snowball
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: into something larger or.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could just let it, you know, it might
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: be benigh rock.
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: If the suspension's measured in podcast episodes, this counts as one.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like a half, you know, like when you
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: get suspended for the first quarter of a football game.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: SaaS is the closer of this podcast.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: But but we had to go to the bullpen and
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: get the fucking lefty to get Jose Mesa and fucking
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: bring bring the fucking closer. In nick a reference, I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: understand you know baseball player, Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I know, definitely baseball player one.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You know Reese, but yeah, we got we got nick
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: In this bit, Sizz is a homophobe, right, yeah, Sas
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: is homophobic.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: And that's when two words sound alike but are spelled differently.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Uh, like uh, brought and no no, no, but what's up.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: What's a good ass homophobe? I can't even I can't
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: even name one like Mel and Mel. Yeah that is
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: one like m E L l E and m E
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: L like Mel. Gibson is a homophobe. Yes he is, Yeah,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: he is. He's a certified homophobe. And so because sas
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: is a home, no offense to Mel. Oh, yeah it's not.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: It's not his fault. No, And there's girls name Mel,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I think definitely. But we wanted to bring Nick in
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: just so we can talk about your fucking We were
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: gonna have you in later on this week and maybe
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: we still will.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll see how this goes.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably won't want to. You have better shit
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to you, better fish to fry.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Nah, nah that you guys are my best fish.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: We are?
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just caught it. Yeah, fresh trout, dude, I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: fucking love that. I don't think I've ever had trout,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: but I think that they fish it in America.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do, And that's why that's it's good. It's
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: fresh water. Bears eat it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Is that what bears go? Bears go for salmon? Dude,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: who is trying to tell me the other day that
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: fucking Oh, Viv was trying to tell me that. Don't
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: get me started. Lewis and Clark fucking they all the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: boys found salmon. Did he tell you the same man
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: away the same thing. He's fucking Sharon Anecdough, come on,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: like an old man just fucking retelling the same story.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Well was it?
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: I didn't hear it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Uh, Lewis and Clark preferred eating horse over eating salmon.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: They all got they all found salmon, and they're like, eude,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: this is icky. All the all of Lewis and Clark's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: men were like, it's ikey. And the Native Americans taught
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: them how to like fish it, trap it, eat it,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: cook it prepared and unlimited resource. And they're like, no,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: we're gonna eat our horses and our dogs. We have
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: five horses and five dogs.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: They were gonna move to ribs so they can have
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: horse meat.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And they fucking and Clark k.
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: People say, say, Willa was the beard?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Wait who is John Smith?
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: Fucking then everybody Pocahontas.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: John Smith was Pocahontas. I understand, I understand. But Lewis
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and Clark were gay. Yes, really, they use anybody who.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: If you want to be an adventurer. Guess what, buddy,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: bad news.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Anybody loves to climb in a cave. They ran away.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: We got to get out of this town. Yeah, it's
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: a fun. They don't understand us. They're just logging. They're
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: just fucking out in the wilderness. They're on the organ
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: trail for the biggest organ. It's got to be out there.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Found one to their credit, dude, But did they know
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that there was an organ at the end of that trail?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I think that was that their goal to find an organ. Yeah,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: because they fucking found one. Dude. They were gonna name
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: wherever they landed after an organ. But uh, but I
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: say that to say that I don't think I've ever
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: had trout. I think that I've had salmon. And I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: know that trouts, uh or steelhead is steelheaded trout steelhead?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know. Trout's just one of my favorite colors.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Look up the color of trouts. It's like a gray.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: You'd love it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Your eyes are kind of trout. I have trouty eyes.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: You do have a little fish eye.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: My eyes take the color of the last fish I ate.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, get some salmon in you, Yeah, some zooming ass.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Pink eyes, I'll have.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: A little piece of bluga. Is that they're piercing?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Is that conjunctivitis? No? I just sat salmon. I got
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: pink eyes. Let me look up the color of trout.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: But they have it's like a little bit of like
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: a uh translucent like pink and also teal to a trout,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: isn't it? Fish low key pretty? That was the worst
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: sentence I've ever said, fish low key pretty.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: That was like a caveman combined with like a hype
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: best So.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: The fucking caveman hype beast dude. But uh, Nick, it's uh,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: it's long overdue that you've been in here on fucking
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: son of a boy dad And it's the same that
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: it took Sass being just a bad person. But it
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: it's for me. It's nice to have someone that's engaged
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: in the conversation and not just thinking about what they're
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: about to say next, unless that's what you're doing.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I'm prepping, So just go on trying to
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: sway the conversation into something else.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Well, then let's talk about your fucking pillow. Then you
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: would talk about my pillow. Pillow talk right now, talk
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: about your pillow.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Dude, I've been having so many like skin and hair issues,
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: Like my dandriff has been horrible.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I have a scabby scalp right now for real. Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: It looks like I think I thought it was leoprosy.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: You thought you were one of I thought I got
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: an ancient biblical disease on my scalp.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: People have been getting leprosy way more recent to present
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: than you fucking realized. Yeah, I think there was a.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: People with leoparsy have the best dick game apparently.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Why what makes it so great?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Leave it with you when they're done? Yeah, just doesn't. Yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: it just unscrews like the leg of a chair. Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: put a new one on, leave your dick behind. Yeah,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you just they just crawl out of their dick Like
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: that's like.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: The ultimate way. You know, girls leave like hair bands
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: at your place to come.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Back, like that's my dick? You mind? If I just
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: can you can you look around see if my fucking
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: cock's there? Or like a girl like text you just
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: to fuck with you, like is this dick? You're you
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: know something dick? You know that I'd still like checks
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, no, I'm pretty sure it's not. Hold on,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: let me check. I still got mine some other guys
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: dick that you left over there. But I think that
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: there was like a.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: A girl trying to convince you that it is yours.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: You find it and just be like, no, it's yours.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: No, I definitely have this one right here. That's definitely
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: not my dick, and a gas lip by some girl
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you had too, bitch, I didn't have two dicks. There's
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: leper colonies off fucking Hawaii though, really, and there were
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: what island Luigi?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: How bullshit is the newest island of Hawaii they named Luigi?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: They do not?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that isn't Hawaiian, no way.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, the Hawaii, the Hawaiians must be fucking pissed off.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think that the Hawaiians like us. They're not, Yeah,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: they don't. I heard a story about a Hawaiian dude
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: who just refused to pay taxes and he took it
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court and they're like, you actually don't
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: have to pay taxes because we stole this land from
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you and we just jammed ourselves on this land. I
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: feel like more Haveians should be like jumping through that loophole,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: like you don't have to be paying taxes if you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: just get your whole people genocide and otherwise a very
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: expensive city. Yeah, exactly, it is.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: I was talking about uh Oahu. Wow, that's fucking island.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: That's Honolulu.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you fucking you've been He's confusing
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: as fuck?
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Say it?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: What say? Say it? The Native way have I eat?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: There are people who are on TikTok, just like white
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: girls who are like whenever I go to the store
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and have these the things I have to pick up.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: And it's just like a twelve dollars box of lucky
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: charms and it costs so much money to get there.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they do have crazy tariffs. But also I
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: think half of their like half the snacks on their
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: shelves are Japanese. Really yeah, which I feel like you'd
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: be into. Why is that? I feel like you're a
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: little bit into Asian culture and what what you're not
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: at all? You're wearing an American football sweatshirt, right, Levi's jeans.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: That's pretty I'm red blooded baby Smiths. Come on, that's
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: some Bonobos.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing Bonobo's socks. As you you could tell because
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: my circulation is so good throughout my body. Yeah, usually
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: has gotten less rosy.
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: You'd had number one city, you want to hit.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Tokyo, Tokyo.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: That's because there are the arcades there. Each each floor
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: of the arcade is a higher difficulty game.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, see, dude, I knew you were into Asian culture.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: You were trying to sweep it under the road, not
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: food or anything.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: I just want to go to that multi level, that
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Lasagna arcade, and I'm not even good at video games.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I'd be on the fucking basement floor. That is how
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Lasagna works. Though the top level is the hardest, it's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: the most it's the hardest, it's the crunchy cook it,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: and then the bottom noodle is soft. Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's exactly how it works.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Damn bro. And they don't even have Lasagn. Yeah, they
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: don't even have a fucking Louis. Why are they trying to.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Steal Asians don't know about cheese?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have no idea. They'm an Asian dish with cheese.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: They are like a rangoon or something. But that's not
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: even really and that's more American reverse silk road that
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: It's like we should have traded them. We should have
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: traded Marco Polo some fucking parmesan cheese when he was
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: stealing fucking noodles from them. Yeah, noodles from the fucking gang. Dude,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: how do we I feel like I have like an
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: eighty D thing where I had a point where we
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: were talking about my pillow.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I've had all these skin conditions, so
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: I've been complaining to my mom zsoriasis.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I need a medicine, I need
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: a croization. I've been wanting to salve forever. What's the
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: difference between a salve and just a cream? Is it thicker?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Is it the consistency cream? And then the middles ointment?
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: And then it goes to salve, salves in a jar,
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: creams in a creams in a tube, ointments in a jar.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: About a palmade a palmade texture was damn? I thought
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: a palmaid was just for your hair, not for your skin. Yeah,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Palmate's for hair, pomades, a salve for your skin, a
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: little skin.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: Butter, viscosity, a body butter. Yeah maybe.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: And I think there's also like a mask. But I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: think a mask can be for your hair too. A
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: mask can be for your skin, but you can also
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: put a mask on your hair. I'm trying to up
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: my grooming game as well too, which is a slippery
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: slope for for some.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Speaking of trying to get hot this year, this is
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: the year. This year, I'm gonna get really fucking hot.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: But speaking of you're trying to get hot out here.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: My mom, she instead of any salve or ointment, she
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: was like, Okay, I have the perfect solution. She brought
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: me one hundred dollars pillow case. And then she was like,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: but there's a learning curve for a pillow.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: What is that I'm sliding off of it? What is friction?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: It is that it's like that that the pillows slanted
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: to ergonomically cradle your head or do you think or
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: it's no, it's over my regular pillow. It's just the case.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: So what it's called? Have you ever heard of a blissy?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: That's what my pillows sounds like a bussy. It sounds
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: a little bit like a bussy, but it's a blissy. Yeah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: what's the issy from? I understand the bliss part, like
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: it is encouraging you just sleep and bliss, But what's
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: the issy?
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: It's the sound you make when you first put your
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: head on it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: No, you just squeal like, yeah, so what what is it?
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: I keep slipping it slow and off of it and
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: I'm exhausted. Yeah, I'm I have to relearn to sleep
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: something that you don't have to teach yourself.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like that's counterintuitive for making you sleep better.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like that'll give you a worst night's sleep
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: before it gets better. But my cheek, though, feel it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a side sleeper. Mm hmm.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: That's incredible. And the thread counts astronomical. The number is
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: is can't even be quantified.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Away eight Yeah, it's just a fucking lot of fucking threads.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: What Uh that's getting as soft as fuck? Bro? Yeah?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Are you worried that sleeping on your side is gonna like,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: uh damage your shoulder? Though? It's the best for aging really. Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: So if you sleep on your stomach, that age is
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you faster? So and I'm i'm reverse aging. So if
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: you sleep you sleep on your stomach, you're that's a
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: reverse Benjamin button. Fuck I didn't put that together. But wait,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: so where does your shoulder go when you sleep on
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: your side? Right there? My shoulder hurt. That's why my
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: postures are bad. Yeah, yeah, my shit is fucking conditioned
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: to just slump forward. Yeah, fucking curl the fuck in.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I want to sleep. I want
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: to be a back sleeper, but the ship's not comfortable.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Shit's not comfortable.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: And apparently it gives you better dreams when you sleep
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: on your back, because your brain floats forwards.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, but I can never keep my body on
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: my back. You know what I've been doing though. I'll
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: stick my I'll stick my hand down this side of
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: my underwear to like keep it so it stays there.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Do you really?
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I be a pregnancy wedge as well. Between your knees.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude. I sleep with like fifteen pillows and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I've had something between my knees for like the last
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: twelve years.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: You need it, You need a blissy. I sleep multiple pillows.
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: None under my head?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Really? Do you go? Arm under your head?
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Really? Like elbow? It's this the whole night. Yeah, but
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: let's get sleep studies. We should. That'll be a lot
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: of fun. That's all the whole gang gets some sleep.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: I'm afraid I have apnea. I'd rather not know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You don't want to you need to treat that shit. Now.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: You need a seapap now before it fucking kills you.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: No, but I think imagine having a machine plug around.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: I can't have sleepovers anymore with the boys.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: You can't just roll.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Sometimes someone invites me over, I pack up my bag,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I head over.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: We watched White Noise.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I'm a little too afraid to fall asleep, but then
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I eventually do.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: But wait, watch White Noise, White Noise. That's that old movie.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: It's a horror movie about a LaRue song, Wide noise.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: What's the noise?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Is that a girl singer? Yeah? What? No? Oh? Fuck?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like female vocalists. It's something. Something's just miss
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: me with that. If I'm the girl and a girl
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: sing to me, I don't.
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: Know, it's not really their laying Oh no, though.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I want a big muscular dude screaming in my ears.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I heard song came from women? Though,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: song came from women? Yes, please, women came from men?
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: What are you talking about? Like the sirens and like
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: ancient Greece or how far back?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: It probably does play into it, But I think that
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: the women were fucking back at home, cooking up fucking
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: songs keeping the cold.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: No, those ancient Greeks would rather cut off boys balls
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: than listen to a girl sing this. Girls sound just
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: like these boys without balls. We're gonna keep doing.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: This though, We're going to fuck these young men instead
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: of these singing bitch.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm so afraid, Like if reincarnation is like all
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: across time, like, imagine being reincarnated in the past, and
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: you're like, you go, I was probably a castrated singer
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: back in the day.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: A reincarnated time machine.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: You could travel my path of reincarnation. I was a
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: castrated boy singer, and then I was a drummer boy
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: in the Civil War and an old soul.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: He's an old soul, this understood. People would view him
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: differently if they knew that he was just a Pedophiles
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: could just say they're old souls.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all right, I guess that makes sense.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Generation.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like defending your grandparents racism the same way.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: He's an old song. It's just a different time my
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: boy written now. So it's an old song. Dude. You've
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: always been a boy. So you were a boys singer
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: in Greece, you were a drummer boy, and fucking and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: now I are coming in the boy dad. In the
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: boy dad world, I am recurring full circle. Time is
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: a flat circle, yeah, bro, is it not if you're
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: fucking traveling back? And not not if you're like transubstantiating
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: back to the fucking cave cave person time.
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: Time is a pre pubescent ballsack.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: That's right? How's that? It's just real, real tight to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the dude.
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: But I'll it's micular and you don't notice when you're
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: when you're cycling.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Then the older you get, things get a little hairy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, My ballsack was looking tiny this morning cold, I guess.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I walked outside, I came back and it was fucking
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: it was climbing back into you. But I heard that
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: into you into me? But uh is a hernia when
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: your ballsack goes into your body? Can a hernia be
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: when your ball gets sucked into your abdomen?
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: I thought it was when you were at like a
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: muscles like or something. An organ goes through the muscles
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: of your abdomen and you get a little lumpy lump.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I had a fucking home a homeboy who got a
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: fucking hernia, and I think that it was. It was
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: in high school but his I think his ball got
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: sucked into his abdomen. Yeah, okay, I feel like that'll
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: change you forever. I feel that that's that's also a
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: bad thing.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: The fact that that's a possibility.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why we're designed here.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: Yeahs an inguen old, Hernia, inguen old, that's even a
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: bad word. Small part of the intestine drops into the
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: scrotum with the testes.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: It's guen old. Lump that sounds Italian too, Yeah, inguen old,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: he's got it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: I think it might be a lump that feels like
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: a third note that goes back, that comes and goes, but.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: It's not actually a nutty. Yeah, he does actually have
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: a nutty in his tummy. I think he did have
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: a nut in his unlike the fucking assholes from out
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: and about who've never had a nut in their stomachs
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: valor stealing back. Yeah, they never have. They've never sucked
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: off a man.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: So I I was smelling Pat's upper lip today.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It smell like pussy. Explain that. How do you get
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: a pussy sound from from close range? Or you smelled
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: it from across the room, across the room, you from
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: across the room.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Dude being able to snipe a smell from across the movie. Amazing,
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Like you aim your.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Nostril and that's what Italians do. That is what they do.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Big ass knows Italian. I think I have one of
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: the best smells in the office. I don't have one
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: of the best a lot of senses, probably one of
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the worst voices in the office, especially speaking voices. You
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: hear my speaking voice.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: It's amazing because in your entire life has been dependent
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: on your voice.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: And imagine if it was a good one, it'd be
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: fucking incredible. You wouldn't be here. But but dude, if
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I could, if I can find a way to monetize
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: my smell, dude, I think it's good. I think I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: could smell ingredients. I don't have perfect smell. You know
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: the people that can it's like perfect pitch, right, yeah,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: but I but there are people who can, like smell
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: every ingredient in a dish.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Like perfect, Like you can you're perfect pitch. You can
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: tell it's a see note. You can smell the hundred
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: in my wallet.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: The scene. I could smell the ethnicity of women on
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: gay Pats Upper Lit, Moroccan and he has been on
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: he cannot stop fucking the Moroccans. And he won't even
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: double team someone with Joey. He won't even fucking get
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: in the lab with Joey because he thinks that's gay.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: He's actually more homophobic than little Sass. And I'm going
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to address that at some point with with with HR. Yeah,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: had I fucking promise you.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Well, Pat the straightest guy in the office. Yes, he
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: is monetizing faking being gay. I've never seen him fuck
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: a man. I've never seen him hard looking at a man. Facts,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I've only seen him gauk at women.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen him make a guy come. He
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: goost to women in the office yesterday? Did he? What
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: happened to goosing? You can't really do it anymore? Yeah, cancel.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Culture finally came for goosing. But the one thing that
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: you can do is the camel bite. Though you can
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: do a camel bite, you can do it between these
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: two fingers. But I think if you do it between
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: these two fingers, that's the line where it's sexual harassed.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Man, can you still get somebody's nose?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Going to h RC as somebody got my nose?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he actually got my nose. You can probably get
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: fired for fucking getting someone's nose at a but that's
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: what that's for. The bars to a fucking difference. You
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: come on the fucking pirate chip, Someone's gonna get your
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: nose eventually, and you just have to fucking come to
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: grips with it. That's right, That's how it is. That's
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: how fucking port Nos got his name. That's right, that's
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: how we got I.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Have to use your middle finger between there for like
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: a larger nose.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: That's how he got his power. He looks like fucking
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: what's the legends of the Hidden Temple?
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: Ass?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: The ole Mac? The old man like Ole Mac laying
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: on his back, looking like a sun dial he does. Dude, Wait,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: so how does U laying on your back not make you? Uh?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: How is that not the best sleeping way? How is
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: laying on your side the best way for aging and
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: not laying on your back? Laying on my back just
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: creeps me out? That's too cascady, Yeah it is. It
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: does feel like death. But I feel like eventually all
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: sleep moves towards people laying on their back, Like I
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: feel like once you get old enough, like you get
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: too old. I had the age out of laying on
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: my stomach because I used to lay in this way.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: That's some toddler ship. It's like, yeah, it's called like
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the king or like the Prince pos or something because
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: your hands are forming a crown above your head. Yeah,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: but my shoulder would pop out in my fucking sleep.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And that's when I knew I was fucking old and
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: had a badass, a bad.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Because yeah, when you hurt yourself sleeping, yeah, I was
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: full relaxation. Have you hurt yourself with a sneeze yet, Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I've done that. I've thrown out the back with the
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: fucking sneeze. That's fucking bad, dude. And I know that.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I know that falling is gonna it's like gonna come,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: and I really hope I'm staving off.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: You guys have some SaaS fans. So it was a
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: younger audience. And so for the younger audience that's afraid
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: of getting aging, just don't do it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: There's one way.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: That's my advice.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's really in your head.
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: Comflicting ads this week.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, like we can really we can talk about
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: that this week. If there's one week where we could
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: really talk about uh, not about about the sui and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: this is a Sewey pop. This is a Suey friendly pot.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You know, some people are into that, not me, but
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: some people are actually into that.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, once you can only you can't have a suicide phase.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: I used to dabble in suicide.
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: Or being like adamant that you liked suicide before someone suicide.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: All these new kids fucking killing themselves. I was doing
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that long ago. Yeah you could, or maybe in heaven. Yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: he keeps suicide.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: Who's your buddy?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Who's God?
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, Saint Peter is the what.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: Who's your buddy? Who's God? At killing himself?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Marcus?
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's how we earned the nickname. Nobody did
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: it like him, Dude.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I fucking took that. You're the dead Marcus Chain. You
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: gave me to the fucking ends of the earth, dude. Yeah,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: you traveled well. We would have loved to see. I
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: was showing him beaches and like the stages, like it
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: was a very make a wish type of thing for
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: dead market. You would have hated that. Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: It was the first time he left the house. He
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: was afraid to leave the house. We made him go
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: to Spencer Gifts died in Spencer Gifts. No way, what
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: happened to Spencer seizure?
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: No way from all the century overload.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: He's flipping through the posters too fast.
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: Yea fuck a table of beers.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it was a Vita Gera. I believe
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: her name was her poster. Damn. He must have been
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: horny as fuck. That's a good way to.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Go out though, in the Spencer Gifts.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, I used to think that if I if I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: was on a plane that was going down, that I
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: would like I would like have sex with whoever was
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: closest to me, Like I'd be like, all right, let's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: just fucking let's just fuck before before the plane. Then. Yeah,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I was like positive, like I would tell myself on
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: planes like all right, like if this plane is gonna
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: fucking crash, like I got a fucking.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Trying to get your last nut.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I really thought that that's like something that would
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: or like if if the Earth was gonna end, like
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: if there was a meteor coming towards Earth, that I
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: would just be like, all right, The last thing I
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: would do is just like I would fuck. Do you
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: like fucking that much? And I think that I thought
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I was going to when I was younger, or that
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I'd be able to like get real horny at like
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: a tragic moment. Yeah. And if dudes can do that,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: or if women can do that, if people can get
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to a level of horniness when shit is really bad,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: then fucking power to them. Power to them. But no,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: not me.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: No, it will not be my friend. All my friends
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: are the least horny. I have the least horny crew.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of do what do you do when
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you go out to the bars, You don't? Fuck We
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: got a corner booth.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got like Nacho's extra lapenos.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Not even looking out, just facing facing face in basically
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: the entire corner. Damn. You never thought, you, not not
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: even in your youngest age, that you were gonna be uh,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: that you were gonna be horny when you grew up?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Did you ever fires if that's what you're asking, You've
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: always been the hunted.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm the prey.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like a new born.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: You ever see them like the new born, uh antelope
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: coming out and immediately gets eaten.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Just destroyed the way the whole the whole rest of
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: the herd runs away. You just get devoured there it's tough,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: but I think that you could hunt, and I think
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: that you could fuck on a plane that was about
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: to crash. I think that you have that. I I don't.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I think that you're you're not giving yourself enough credit.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I think that you have the build, the physicality and
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: the sexuality to be able to do that.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: I don't even think it's a look thing when you're
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: about to die.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: You think it's position wise, Like how would you actually
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: like mount someone and get on top of them while
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: they're in their planes? Yeah, that's an angle thing, especially
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: if they're trying to bend over like that. Yeah, you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: can maybe kind of have them like kind of sit
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: on your lap.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I'd probably get too nervous and just have like the
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: oxygen masks, suck me.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Off, assist whoever's next to you before strapping the oxygen
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: mask your own day strap the oxy You may start
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: to feel come coming out of your things.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: You may not feel the coum coming out, but I
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: assure you it's there.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Once we get to a point where we have robots
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: that can suck us off, make us come whatever they're
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: going to be able to do, inevitably, your favorite city,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Tokyo is probably working on this right now. I think
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: they already have them. They'll probably geting to the bottom
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: of it right now. I wouldn't be about that either.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: But they should fall out on planes, and you should
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: be able to get one U for a nut off,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: like you should be able to maximize all of your
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: like you should get the head high, some kind of
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: body high, and like a sexual high going through your body.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: In the event of a crash, an oxygen mask will
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: fall from the ceiling and there was a there's a
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: your seat doubles as a fleshlight.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: And you would definitely find like how you find like
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: crumbs in the thing in front of you, just like
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: a bunch of dudes spunk bubbles in the fuck and dude, if.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: They start offering pussies with the stroop waffles, you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Could have a bisc off cookie or some pussy. If
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you put the flesh light on top of the tee,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: it actually softened the fleshlight for you. It makes it
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: a way more comfortable and pleasurable experience for you if
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: you just fuck the top of the flesh light. I
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: think you could fuck out a plane this crashing. But
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: what the fuck do I know?
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: What do you know, do you think anyone's ever done Harry?
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I bet someone has done it. Do you think on
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the nine eleven planes? Damn? You think that those uh
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you think the terrorists on nine to eleven were just uh,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you think they're just gay boys who wanted to kill
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: themselves and they just sucked each other off in the
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: cockpit as they were going down. I think that's fact,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: isn't it. That's what happened. Yeah, And I think the
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: conspiracies about nine to eleven are the ones that said
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: that those dudes weren't gay sucking themselves off as they
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: crashed into our greatest monuments. They were. But those dudes
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: were exactly that. And you know that's what the guy
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: whispered to George Bush. Some gay they were all gay,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: mister President, there's some bad news. The twin towers were
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: taken down. We suspect the men were gay.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: No, or that's why he didn't get up right away,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: because they didn't tell him that the dudes were gay. Yeah,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, that's fine, you didn't tell me they
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: were gay. Fuck Nick. Well, uh, thanks for coming on. Yeah,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: it kind of coming out of the bullpen and saving
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: the day. Thank you for having me. You're you're great.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You're great too. You're you're great, and
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: honestly we'd love to have you on.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Congratulations on all your success with the show. I'm glad
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: you guys have finally gotten your Uh.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Sure, oh nah, that's it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Don't worry. Some post get some podcasts. Get them like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: the very next day. They can spot like they conceive
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: a podcast.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Yours. We coming only they're really successful ones. So hopefully
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: we're working. Okay, we'll get there.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you're eyeing up a board that was sitting in
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: the corner.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. I'm gonna go ahead and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. But please follow Nick on on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: everything and uh I have enough followers. Yeah, and you
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: don't post, you don't post anything. Definitely listen to Anis.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: You don't post on anything. But that is the one
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: thing that you can give to people is listening. Listening
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: to Anus and supporting Anis all across the board. And
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: thanks bro, thank you. She's right now as we go
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: through something else together,