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FULL SHOW: LIVE FROM WELLINGTON · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hot I King Big Show Show Show thanks to
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  Speaker 1: crave Worthy street Food freshley made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, this is.
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  Speaker 3: V show.
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  Speaker 2: Well Jason Hits Make.
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  Speaker 4: And Off Get a lead bastards.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah boy, great to have your company on the somewhat
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  Speaker 5: gloomy Thursday afternoon. It is the twentieth of August twenty
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  Speaker 5: twenty six, and you, my friends, was ever listening to
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  Speaker 5: the Big Show brought to you by Reebiger.
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  Speaker 6: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Rippy Burgeer.
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  Speaker 5: You good stuff, Hi Mogie, you absolutely stallion of a
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  Speaker 5: manhouse life.
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  Speaker 3: Go Britty Grousie, your mad dog, your sex son of
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  Speaker 3: a be. I don't know about a gloomy Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: This is the most beautiful day Wellington's head in four years.
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  Speaker 7: They're absolutely loving it here.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, we're at the beautiful Bethel Woods enjoying this.
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  Speaker 3: And if you're down here you'd see everyone's in singlets
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  Speaker 3: and shorts because they are sweating balls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah mate, backbones down here in Wellington.
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  Speaker 5: That was actually true because we got off the plane
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  Speaker 5: our thinking here we go is going to be a
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  Speaker 5: river day.
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  Speaker 4: Thing, and well but it was beautiful. It was farmy
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  Speaker 4: I was sweating Keezy.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, it's just that usually you go keyzy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, Keyzy, how are you man?
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  Speaker 6: Key Oh, you've got your prison jacket on. So I'm
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  Speaker 6: just sitting here waiting. I'm great. I'm a bit worried
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  Speaker 6: because Mogi is targeting today, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 6: because he's off the wagon. He's on the wagon. He's
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  Speaker 6: off the wagon right now because it's free beers. He's
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  Speaker 6: very much off the wagon, and he's kind of latching
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  Speaker 6: on to me and saying, hey, Kezy, let's do this
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  Speaker 6: thing today.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, Well is an absolute animal, as everybody knows,
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  Speaker 3: and he doesn't take much persuading to get a beer
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  Speaker 3: down his gallot. So I sort of thought, if you
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  Speaker 3: take me under your shoulder, Keysy, show me how it's done.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is going to get off the rails
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  Speaker 3: pretty quick. So if you're listening at the Oudea Summer
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  Speaker 3: in Willington, you can get yourself down to the terrorist
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  Speaker 3: down to Bethel Woods.
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  Speaker 7: Get along here quick quick.
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  Speaker 5: I will say this fellas our great news, the goat
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  Speaker 5: the greatest of all time is still running today even
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  Speaker 5: though we're doing a live show.
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  Speaker 4: Feelers.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't that amazing.
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  Speaker 5: It is so amazing ca see. In fact, should we
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  Speaker 5: get back into it now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Sure, man, I think we're up to song number five
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  Speaker 6: hundred and thirteen. You guys are ready, Yeah, it's still, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 5: This is big good Democracy matterfest.
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  Speaker 2: It's like democracy but with better music. On Radio Hiarchy
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  Speaker 2: number five hundred and thirteen Arcade Fire No Cargo.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Horaky is.
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  Speaker 5: Indeed Lincoln Party coming in at five hundred and twelve
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  Speaker 5: on the Goat Countdown.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Big Show incidentally, live from.
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  Speaker 5: Bethel Woods and Beautiful Wellington and Fellas.
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  Speaker 4: I actually feel very fortunate that.
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  Speaker 5: We got down here today because there was there was
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  Speaker 5: plenty of drama at the airport.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there really was. I was. It was a bit
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  Speaker 7: of it. I get up early.
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  Speaker 3: I make sure I get to the airport as soon
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  Speaker 3: as I possibly can in the morning to make sure
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  Speaker 3: I make the fight. You ne even know what's going
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  Speaker 3: to happen, Jason, Yeah, that's right. You get in there,
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  Speaker 3: and then there was an absolutely cumongous Q trying to
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  Speaker 3: get through the security area, and there was also a
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  Speaker 3: substantial amount of people that were running late and we're
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  Speaker 3: trying to.
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  Speaker 7: Cut the line.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know when people are cutting the line, you
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  Speaker 3: know how I get. I get a bit punchy, especially
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  Speaker 3: in the morning. And then we managed to finally get
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  Speaker 3: ourselves on the plane. I was a bit worried that
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  Speaker 3: Keyesy wasn't there, but of course he was bearing deep
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  Speaker 3: inside the Cordoo loude.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't your mate?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I wasn't there.
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  Speaker 7: I was at the front.
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  Speaker 6: I was in seat number two A. I had a
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  Speaker 6: window seat, was magnificent. Where were you, guys?
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  Speaker 4: I was?
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  Speaker 5: I think I was twenty six B actually sat next
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  Speaker 5: to Mogi for the very first time.
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  Speaker 4: I should actually say so.
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  Speaker 5: Security was a nightmare to getting through security.
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  Speaker 6: It genuinely was, because I was waiting for you, and
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  Speaker 6: it took Jason about twenty minutes when it should have
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  Speaker 6: taken about two. Yeah, what happened?
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, there was about a thousand people waiting to
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  Speaker 5: get through security basically.
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  Speaker 6: But you also told me you couldn't put your socks
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  Speaker 6: on or something.
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  Speaker 5: I played golf with Kezy yesterday, and I've got to
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  Speaker 5: be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up massively stiff this morning. Um, and this
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  Speaker 4: is true, and.
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  Speaker 5: You know when you go through, And because I knew
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  Speaker 5: I was coming to Wellington, I put on some extra
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  Speaker 5: thick socks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that means that my boots are really really.
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  Speaker 5: Tight at the moment, right, and when you get to security, right,
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  Speaker 5: you've got to take your boots off. Now, remembering that
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  Speaker 5: I played eighteen Holes with Keesy yesterday and I was
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  Speaker 5: massively stiff. Stop saying that I genuinely struggled to take
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  Speaker 5: my boots off.
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  Speaker 3: You're also at an age aon't you, Jase, where your
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  Speaker 3: feet have started to.
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  Speaker 7: Swell in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and my testicles. But so we got and
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  Speaker 4: then the plane.
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  Speaker 5: Was delayed by twenty minutes, so that there was that
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  Speaker 5: drama and we finally got on the plane.
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  Speaker 4: But that wasn't the end of the drama.
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  Speaker 7: Mogi, No, it wasn't at all.
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  Speaker 3: We got on there, everybody's seat that we're ready to
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  Speaker 3: take off. Jason's in a who of a mood because
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  Speaker 3: he's had to wait for twenty minutes because of the delay.
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  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden they came over on
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  Speaker 3: the loud speaker there the intercom and they said, I'm
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  Speaker 3: really sorry about this, everybody, but we're going to have
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  Speaker 3: to evacuate the plane. Yeah, this was that, without a
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  Speaker 3: word of a lie. So everybody had to get off
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  Speaker 3: the plane. Incredibly, they had a spear plane that was
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  Speaker 3: sitting right next door. Yes, so everybody got off, had
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  Speaker 3: to go and get on another plane. But it took
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  Speaker 3: us an hour another hour before we could leave.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we did actually find out in the end
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  Speaker 5: why there was this sort of emergency evacuation. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if you're aware of this, but it was Kesey's
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  Speaker 5: birthday yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, thank you, Thank you, lovely people of Bethel Woods,
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  Speaker 6: thank you. And and what what's that got to do
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  Speaker 6: with about the airplane?
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  Speaker 5: And his lovely wife and himself? They went to a
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  Speaker 5: very flash What.
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  Speaker 6: Has this got to do with the airplane?
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  Speaker 4: Please KESI I'm just explaining.
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  Speaker 5: They went to this very nice restaurant called the Fiery Taco.
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  Speaker 4: And when I finally met up with Keysy and the
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  Speaker 4: Codoo Lounge.
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  Speaker 6: You could do it, brother, he.
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  Speaker 5: Was complaining of just really severe stomach pains. And when
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  Speaker 5: I got on the plane, I went to tryump because
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  Speaker 5: I knew where Keysy was sitting to b I think
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  Speaker 5: it was too and he wasn't there what I later
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  Speaker 5: learned was that he was in the plane toilet and
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  Speaker 5: he's simply making or getting rid of the remnants of
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  Speaker 5: the fiery taco of the night before.
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  Speaker 4: And he was in there for a good fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Because I don't know, I don't know if you realize this, Mogi,
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  Speaker 5: because we had to wait because they said you can
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  Speaker 5: board the plane now, and then there was just wind.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen minutes a late, the had a few people through.
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't it more like twenty It was.
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  Speaker 4: About twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, it turns out that we had to evacuate
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  Speaker 5: the plane because of a classic keasy midnight Well it
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  Speaker 5: was a mid morning steamer.
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  Speaker 7: Wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: It was, Yeah, absolutely laid waste to it. So everybody
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  Speaker 3: had to get off the plane and take on it
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  Speaker 3: your plane. That apparently they have mothboard that plane, keezy.
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  Speaker 3: It can't ever be used again, really apparently.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: It's like when you find dasbestos in a building, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: I was far worse than they had the hazmat suits
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  Speaker 6: on and everything. Hey, you just while we're on the topic,
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  Speaker 6: quick shout out to be a banner. Oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: having us down here loving.
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  Speaker 4: That shout out right at this point of.
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  Speaker 6: Course, that's on tomorrow and Saturday Henry Stadium in Wellington.
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  Speaker 6: We've got a whole lot of double passes to give away.
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  Speaker 6: So if you're in Wellington and you want to go
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  Speaker 6: to be a banner, come on down to the woods.
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  Speaker 6: And the reason we're actually down here is because the
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  Speaker 6: lovely folks at Tatata put it on for us. They say,
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  Speaker 6: we've got a great barfi to come and broadcast live from.
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  Speaker 6: Here's a few free beers for Kezy and Moogi and
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  Speaker 6: mostly Pugsan and so we're gonna have a great afternoon.
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  Speaker 6: It's only just started, probably the last time Kezy Steamer
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  Speaker 6: will be Nah, it'll be out a couple of more times.
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  Speaker 6: And of course we've got the Goat countdown as well.
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  Speaker 6: Should we crack back into it.
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  Speaker 5: Ye week so number five hundred and eleven, it goes
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  Speaker 5: on Radio Hdarky five hundred and eleven, Cake I will.
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  Speaker 1: Survive the hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on Radio Hdakey's.
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  Speaker 5: Indeed coming in at five hundred and ten on the
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  Speaker 5: Goat countdown, vire simple.
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  Speaker 4: Are talking here?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry Kesey just moved at the last second.
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  Speaker 4: There. We're live from Bethel Woods down in Wellington. Uh.
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  Speaker 5: If you're in the area, come on down and say
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  Speaker 5: get eight of the foulers.
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  Speaker 6: It's right, we're down here. Thanks, So mates, it to
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  Speaker 6: a tarta of course, warming everyone up for beer which
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  Speaker 6: is happening tomorrow and Saturday, and we have got double
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  Speaker 6: passes to that glorious beer festival if you don't have
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  Speaker 6: any yet, so make sure you come on down. And
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  Speaker 6: also if you need to get in touch, either you're
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  Speaker 6: listening nationally or you are one of the one hundred
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  Speaker 6: people in this bar right now, three four eight three.
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  Speaker 6: If you need to communicate anything to the Big show fellas,
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  Speaker 6: it'd be much appreciated. But guys, it's time for this.
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  Speaker 7: Come dine with the Feelings.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, now you'll be aware if you're a longtime
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  Speaker 5: listener of the show, that we've been running a bit
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  Speaker 5: of a competition, haven't we, Fellas, Come dine with the
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  Speaker 5: Fellas and old Mogi he kicked us off and he
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  Speaker 5: was a slyde bastard, I've got to say, because he
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  Speaker 5: did a magnificent hot pot.
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  Speaker 4: Because he knows Old Hoidy j at the moment is.
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  Speaker 5: Particularly susceptible to a good spicy hot pot.
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  Speaker 3: It was absolute joy having you fellas and your partners
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  Speaker 3: over to the house on a lazy Sunday afternoon. You're
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  Speaker 3: only meant to be there for two hours. That sort
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  Speaker 3: of kicked on for an extra few more after that.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, we just wanted to look after you, being
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  Speaker 3: good host, serving you up the food you wanted, some
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  Speaker 3: some wonderful music for old Keyesy over here, popped outside
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  Speaker 3: and smoked some darts with pegs, and so we just
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  Speaker 3: tried to look after everybody, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've got to say you set the bar
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  Speaker 5: very high, Mogi. We even got to have a tour
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  Speaker 5: of your stinkhole. Yes that's down just down the road
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  Speaker 5: from you, with all the road works beautiful and it's.
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  Speaker 6: A sinkhole by the way, sinkholes opened up.
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  Speaker 5: It was a very high bar. The food was amazing,
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  Speaker 5: the company was amazing. So then we had to draw
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  Speaker 5: the next contestant out of the hat. And the next
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  Speaker 5: contestant out of the hat was old.
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  Speaker 6: The weekend has been set. It is next weekends, is it?
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  Speaker 7: Jeez? That's come round quick.
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, it is next Sunday. And as as tradition
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  Speaker 6: would come down with me the UK TV show, you
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  Speaker 6: have to issue us a menu or at least let
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  Speaker 6: us know if you're doing a theme. So menu will
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  Speaker 6: be next week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give you a menu next week.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, three course meal. You have to say whether there's
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  Speaker 6: going to be entertainment all that sort of stuff. But
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  Speaker 6: for today, Jase, I understand you've got a theme ready
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  Speaker 6: to go.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 6: I can't wait to hear what this theme?
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  Speaker 4: Are you ready Wellington?
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  Speaker 6: Actually, if you've got ideas for themes as well, text
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  Speaker 6: us three four eight three and you're going to draw
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  Speaker 6: for a fifty reburg about joy.
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  Speaker 5: It's a bit late for me now though easy to
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  Speaker 5: be fair, but fellas this might be a bit outside
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  Speaker 5: the box.
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  Speaker 4: But we're running with late winter Christmas.
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  Speaker 6: Boo, late winter Christmas. Yes, so we're doing a like
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  Speaker 6: a family Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: It's it is.
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  Speaker 5: It is a Christmas celebration, but it's a late winter one.
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  Speaker 6: Right okay, j I have to bring you a present.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to be filthy.
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  Speaker 5: No, there's no presence and can I say my confidence
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  Speaker 5: has taken a massive dive after the reaction of the
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  Speaker 5: live audience.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's not a throb.
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely nobody was into that.
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  Speaker 3: People love Christmas. People love Christmas, but when you say it,
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  Speaker 3: they're not into it at all.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you see, I'm feeling very very confident. We've got
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  Speaker 5: the entertainment all sussed out and.
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  Speaker 4: The menu is nearly finished.
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  Speaker 5: It's near think Christmas, and we've got a real smagas
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  Speaker 5: board of Christmas drinks.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so you'll be loving that. Keys, there'll be some ignogs.
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  Speaker 3: Jase for the entertainment. Please tell me your wife's dressing
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  Speaker 3: up a Santa and you're dressing up as an elf.
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  Speaker 4: No, I thought I might do a bit.
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  Speaker 8: Of Parsons allan Partrid.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm Alan part That's great, but my wife said no.
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  Speaker 5: But if you've got any suggestions here of the live
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  Speaker 5: audience or indeed out in the general public text US
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  Speaker 5: three four eight three ideas for our menu for the
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  Speaker 5: late winter Christmas.
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  Speaker 6: There's lots of really great texts coming through already. You
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  Speaker 6: have theme ideas. If you wanted to pivot, you've got
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  Speaker 6: Dilly theme.
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  Speaker 7: Yeh see.
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  Speaker 3: People love that straight away and initially Jays when we
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  Speaker 3: first started floating this. You said that your wife has
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  Speaker 3: had said that a good thing would be keys and
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  Speaker 3: a bowl, Yeah, which I thought was a brilliant Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well I kind of liked it too, actually, I mean
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  Speaker 5: I was pretty excited by that.
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  Speaker 4: But we've gone with late winter Christmas or are.
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  Speaker 6: You going to have those those things? What do they
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  Speaker 6: call you? Pull them apart?
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  Speaker 7: Crackers?
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  Speaker 4: Crackers?
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 5: Kisy Use indeed coming in at five hundred and nine.
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  Speaker 5: A bit of Porter's Head for you.
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  Speaker 6: Good stuff fellas, that's on the Greatest of All Time
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  Speaker 6: Countdown of course the Big Show live from Bethel Woods
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  Speaker 6: in Wellington thanks to Tour Tata getting you fired up
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  Speaker 6: for beer Vana were fanning tomorrow and set it up.
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  Speaker 4: Ado Horacket Go Countdown.
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  Speaker 6: Quin being a music connoisseur pis well was that Jason?
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, we're doing the go Countdown.
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  Speaker 5: We have to give away one hundred bucks cash.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't we?
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  Speaker 4: So presumably someone's on the line. Are you there, cooler? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I am, Yeah, who are we speaking to?
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  Speaker 2: A speaking from camp?
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  Speaker 4: Came from Money Bay Cam your Mad Barsett House Live.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, good fellows you guys as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah very much.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you're in Wellington, why aren't you here.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, I'm on core fellas so yeah, no drinking for
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  Speaker 1: me tonight.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you're on call? What do you do for a
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  Speaker 6: crust camp?
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  Speaker 2: Lift technicians?
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  Speaker 4: Ah?
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  Speaker 6: I thought you were a surgeon or something.
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  Speaker 7: Job?
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  Speaker 6: Ah yeah yeah? How's the lift business? Mate?
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  Speaker 8: You know how to bear it up and down?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Cam?
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  Speaker 6: Do you want a hundred bucks cash man?
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  Speaker 7: I love it? Thank you. What are you going to
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  Speaker 7: do with a hundred bucks?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 3: You could probably buy out the entire lift company that
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  Speaker 3: you work for, or retire and move over to an
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  Speaker 3: island somewhere.
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  Speaker 7: What's the plan's brother?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I think what your idea the other day was like
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  Speaker 1: a worldwide on both or something.
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  Speaker 7: Yea cruise lifetime.
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  Speaker 6: You what, mate? Tell your boss tomorrow to go and
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: shove it because you are going on a worldwide cruise.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: If just won one hundred dollars, yeah yeah, you hold
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: the line, hold the line, camp and we'll see you shortly.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: That is life changing stuff. Hundred bucks.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine he's at work and the boom he's
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: a hundred unbelievable.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: It is unbelievable. Speaking of unbelievable, Jason, you've just announced
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: you're come Dying with Me theme. You hosting the Fellows
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: next Sunday. I believe it's August twenty ninth.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Can I say when you announce it? Jason, it's a
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: late winter Christmas theme. I've never heard a bar so quiet.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Can I describe it as a cacophony of indifference?
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I think they all just thought it was pretty lame. Yeah, No,
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: I think I was for some reason, I was expecting
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: some sort of like cabaret or yeah, you know what
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: We didn't think about a cabaret.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Actually, Keith, really I used to perform in a cabaret
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: and back in the day.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: But no, no, I this is good.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Actually this is good because you're all thinking to yourselves, Oh, this.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Sucks ass massively. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: So the already nice and large, and I think I
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: think you're going to be very very excited by what
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: I come up with.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: Actually the bar is so low.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I'm already trying to think of excuses of how I
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: cannot turn up.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, sorry, may have got COVID or something. Yeah, there's a.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: Lot of texts on three four eight three of themes
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: if you did want to change.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no changing.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: Look, I'm just gonna beat the call. I'm just gonna
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: read out some themes on three four eight three. Feel
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: free to join and you can go on the draw
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: from fifty bucks with the reburger. This is from Mark
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: a turtlenick theme, so you wear turtlenecks and then maybe
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: you'd make turtleneck soup.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Well here's the thing, fellas, I haven't told you what
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: the dress code is yet.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: What's Christmas?
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, that's that's what the meal's gonna do.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: It's Christmas.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: But I haven't said that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: What you have to wear a dress theme Easter or
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: something like that?
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: You know, No, you'll see.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Surely it's surely I'm just wearing a Christmas.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: What could be more Christmas than a turtle neck?
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what. I'm anything theme here. This is
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: a good thing that's just come through on three four
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: eight three on all fours.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll leave that for you.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: So everyone is on all fours at all times. I
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: like that. Here's the theme Engle shit crumper dink. Yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: that doesn't make any sense. Hoirdy jizbots gimp party. That's Gary.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't think of that too, to be honest,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: really your wife thought of the gimp Well, no, I
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: did obviously, and I've got about six or seven masks.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: So maybe we could be on all fours looking over
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: our shoulders with gimp masks.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't want it's going to be a
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: hell of a party.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: No, that's just another day and the keys, cheese, toasty
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: and stick.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Meg.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: You're not bad.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: Keep the ideas coming through on three four eight three
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: you can win your sell fifty bucks Reburgger. In the meantime, fellow,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: shall we get back to the Goat Countdown?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I think so? Number five hundred.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: The Ghast, It's music's ultimate scoreboard. On Radio Hdarky number
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: five hundred and eight, Friends, Ferdinand, No You Girls.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: The Daching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Number five hundred and seven on the Goat Countdown. There
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: a bit of she heart for you now. Incidentally, we're
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: lying from Bethel Woods in beautiful Wellington City. If you're
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: in the area, come on down and say gooday to
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: the fellows. Heap's going on after five o'clock.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Certainly is Jace. We meet it by the way when
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: we say come on down to be at the Woods.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: I still got two more hours of the show, and
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: if we got Backbone t shirts, we got double passes
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: to Beer Vanna which is happening tomorrow and Satdy Oh.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and of course the.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Lovely folks are too. It's harder hosting us, so there's
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: many of responsible beers flowing as well, which is nice.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: After five one hundred bucks cash to give away, the
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: goat continues. Plus, I was given one of the all
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: time worst birthday presents yesterday. It was a shirt and
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I am wearing it now and i'd like to show
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: you guys. Oh yeah, my wife bought it for me
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: and she's gonna be very upset, but I think it's
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: just too hideous to not Yeah, good man.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: I can't wait. Yes, I'm looking forward to seeing it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: And on the bright side, down she don't give you
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: any cake because I know that could be a disaster.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Come on, man, we had we had a chat about this.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio Hodach.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Indeed, welcome back you massive Bankbones hope your Thursdays absolutely
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: going off.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: We're alive from Bethel Woods and beautiful.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Wellington City, So if you're in the area, come on
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: down and say good ay to the fellas. Incidentally, this
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: show is brought to you by Rebig.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Hey Weny street food freshly made with Rebige. Now just
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: quickly if anyone does, come down to beth the Woods
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: and say good ay for the live show. If anyone
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: has seen.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Mogi, yeah, if anyone knows where Mogi.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: Is, god missing, Okay, he's behind us.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Oh he's having a dirry hell.
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: Hell oh yeah, okod Maggie, how you going?
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Are you doing out there?
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: Just outside? I'm having a serious chat.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: With one of the fans and wasn't it Yeah whatever, man.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: He's a big fan of the show and he's going
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: through some tough time. So I just went outside there
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: and had a cigarette.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Whether we're all good.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Oh you're a backbone, You're a massive backbone.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, thank you?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Can I just well, I'm not going to applaud that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: That's a filthy habit. It's absolutely disgraceful. Magie. What are
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: you doing mate?
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about starting vaving, but then I saw
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: you doing that, and I realized how uncool it was.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: So I'm going to stick with the darts if it's
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: all right with you.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Hey, Now, let's and as we mentioned, yesterday was Keyesy's birthday,
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: so we thought, since we've got a live audience, we've
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: got a really really special.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Tree, it's a nice surprise for your key out. Absolutely,
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: so we did this yesterday on the.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: We did this on the show yesterday. We had a
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: wonderful guest. So there's another surprise that's slightly different.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: What do you do? Just you need to close your eyes,
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: close your eyes, no cheating.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Happy birthday to you, Happy birth day to.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: This is what it is. Happy birthday, had love.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Day to.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Heap hop, help hop hop hop. This birthday, it's just
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: getting more and more special.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Is that?
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: Where do you go?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: I don't have to close my eyes for.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: That was really good, but I don't want you to
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: see it coming.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Nate.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: It was a nice surprise for you.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Really caught me off guard. There fellas good stuff. Actually,
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: speaking on my birthday, coming up next, I have to
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: show you one of the all time worst birthday presents
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: I've ever been given. It was by a family member
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: and I will hurt their feelings by showing it to
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: you today. But I think considering we've got a massive
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: bar audience here, a Mazal shirt live and in the
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: meantime the Goat Countdowns. Yeah yeah, man, what number are
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: we up to there?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Jason five hundred and six as voted by the Hurraarky
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Faith your Greatest all Time Countdown five hundred and six
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Stone Temple Pilots Lady picture.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Shot the Archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: tune in on.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Radio, Yes indeed coming in and five hundred and five
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: on the Goat Countdown.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: There split ends, Follas spit a key week.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: One of the probably I reckon the greatest New Zealand
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: band of all time when I saw them earlier this
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: year performed they were back together.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Absolutely phenomenal band.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Yes see, I would argue, but I was born in
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: the nineties that Fat Freddy's drop best of a New
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Zealand band. Yeah, but it just goes to show you know,
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: when you're born, Jase, you were born in the nineties
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: as well, right, Yeah, I was mate, it was so
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: you'd be the same, of course, just the.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Amount of I really appreciate it too.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: The amount of people that have come up to me
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: and said I actually look way younger than thirty nine,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: which I massively appreciate.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: And what is the secret is it? Is it moisturizing
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: or is it a thousand daries or what is it?
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I probably had a million durries in
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: the day.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: You know, a few beers.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: He's back in the day, and.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: That's the key.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: It's just healthy living. Keyth okay, just healthy living.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Good clean living. Yeah, of course we are. You can
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: probably tell by listening. But we're down doing a live
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: show at Beth the Woods and Wellington. If you're in
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: the area, come on down. We've got backbone t shirts,
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: we've got double passes to be a Vanna, which is
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: happening tomorrow and Saturday, and we're all down here at
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: BA the Woods things. So I makes it to a
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Tarta now Fellers. Every single year Beer Vanner pretty much
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: falls on my birthday. This year is no exception. Yesterday
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: was my birthday. Tomorrow and Saturday beer Vanna and yesterday
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: I was given one of the all time worst presents
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: for my birthday.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: It was a shirt.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: It was so bad I genuinely put it on today
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: for the sole purpose of showing you, guys here how
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: bad this prison is.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: I'm so excited to see this.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, because the things that you wear on a daily
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: basis anyway sort of at a certain level.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: So for you to say that this is a shot,
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: it's a shaka.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: It's the That's the thing is. When my wife gave
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: it to me, I was like, what what are you?
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: What are you in your right mind right now? Like
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: are you okay? Because she gave me this present. It's
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: one of the most heaviest shirts I've ever seen, and
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: I was like, stuff, I'm gonna wear it. I'm gonna
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: go on the show. I probably won't hear the end
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: of it this weekend while I'm away from my birthday,
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: but I'm gonna show it to everyone in the audience
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: right now, right so I'm just gonna get.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Up high easy there, big fella, all right, se.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Just un buttoning my shirt there, hang on my check it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: I've got to shack it. Keep the chat going.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is Isn't that the worst shuit you've
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: ever c That is quality right there. That is a
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: piece of art.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: That is disgusting. People are shielding their eyes though, you know.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: What I think he should do if he hates it
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: so much, is it just take it off?
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Nah?
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: No, not what I No, he needs to take take
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: it off, it off, take it off, take it off,
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: take it off.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing it. Shr take it off.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Look, I hate to do this because I'm the radio,
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: but go fuck yourself.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: And Kesey just indeed coming in at number five hundred
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: and three Kings of Leon Fellows on the goat Countdown. Incidentally,
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: the Fellows alive and bid for Woods and Wellington.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: If you're in the area, come on down and win
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: some free stuff.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: That's right. We've got backbone t shirts, we've got to
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Atata hats. Of course, the great folks are to a
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Tata making this all possible for us.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: And we've also got.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Double passes to be Ivanna. Guys, could I just have
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: a moment? Is that okay?
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I think I think you probably need to take a moment.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Look, things got out of hand in that last break.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: I got carried away. You know we're in front of
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: a live audience.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: You were overstimulated.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: I was so overstimulated, and you know me and Mogi
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: have had a few beers responsibly, of course, and.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: I don't want you dragging me into this.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had nothing to do with Mogi. He was shocked.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I was talking a lot of people, are you know
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: during those songs Kezy, and they were disgusted, disgusting, really disappointed,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: let down as the tis here on three four eight
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: three Keezy, that is absolutely appalling language.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: My flatmate has just started crying.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, Well I was. I was comforting
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: some backbone out there. He was sobbing as well. He
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: was like Keasy was his hero. Yeah, and he just
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: he just ruined it.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Look I got carried away. People were chanting, they
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: wanted the meat petty NEPs out.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: I was talking to Pugs's mum, who's here.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: No, don't start another chart. What were you talking at
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Pugs's mom about.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: I was talking to Pugs's mum, who used to have
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: a lot of respect for you. Did she just said
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: to me that you are a shock at burst? Did
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: she say it like that, a shock at.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Because he's got that gravelly voice. Look, I'd just like
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: to say to the whole of New Zealand, I'm very sorry. Look,
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: a lot of ticks coming in on three four eight three,
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: and they're all realize the extent of accidentally intentionally dropping
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: an F bomb on there. I am sorry, it's not
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: what thing's about.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: You know, it would have been easy if you'd just
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: taken your shirt off.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: Keezy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Well, no, Jason, listen, man, you're not me, Man, you're
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: not me.
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: I completely agree, Jason.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I think the only way to really atone for the
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: F bomb, Keasy is if you take it off.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: No, shut up, shut up, I'm not taken.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Ta care off.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: We go to an r hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: And Kesey Radio Horacket goat countdown using so good we
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: should charge you instead we're paying you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, well, I think that's the end of the goat
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: for today.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: The Red Hot Chili Peppers coming in at an extraordinary
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: five hundred and one.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: Fellers, Oh, the chilies, the chilies, the Phillies.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I love them.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Thought I thought there would have been number one was
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: my number one? I think anything anything, Chili Peopers, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: think number one. Yeah, start tshoo, number one.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Okay, give it away now, every.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Single one of those, every single number of the one
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: should be number one. So as long as something's in
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: there at the business here, I'll be happy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. I never get sick of
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: red hot chili papers.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: How could you?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: You could play ten of the barses in a row and.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: I love it the chilies. Yeah, man, hey, you just
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: a reminder of those listening. We are down at Beth
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: the Woods and Wellington. You can come and catch the
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: last hour or so of the show. We're down here
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: for being varner. The great people at Tiwatata have invited
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: us down, which is bloody lovely and of course another
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: great thing is we love giving away free stuff, so
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: we've got double passes to be a Vanna, which we're
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: going to start dishing out shortly. We've also got one
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: hundred bucks cash one hundred dollars cash give away to
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: the great listeners of the show. Should we go to
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: the phone lines?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it. Who are we speaking to? Listener?
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: Jamal?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Jamal Jim? Well, how are you ganging man?
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: Bastard? Great? Thanks?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Good on you mate. Tell me Jamal, what do you
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: do for a crass mate?
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: Photographer?
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Oh what do you take photos of?
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Jamal? A few glamour shots? Everything to be fair? Yeah, nice, everything, Jamal?
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Everything?
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, everything.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Nice?
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Now you're talking porn, hey, Jamal.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: If we were to give you a hundred dollars, man,
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: what would you do with it? Your mayor bastard?
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: What would I do with that?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: Um, probably buy some soup to be fair? Well, I
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: tell you why you get a hundred bucks.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: You can buy yourself a whole chain of New World supermarkets, mate,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: because you are going to be a rich center the ditch.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that hundred bucks? Saw yours? Jamal?
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: Sweeten?
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Mate? You hold the line there and Pugs will give
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: you a scene to Hey, I just.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Want to ask the live audience, say you enjoying the
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Goat by the way, like a bit of Yeah, now
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: you're talking a bit of variety, ain't.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: It's good stuff? Fellows, it's good stuff.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Actually, speaking of the Goat, Jase, We've got a little
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: montage here of everything heard today. Shall we play it?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I put this together earlier this morning before
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I got on the fly.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: What program did you use to do that?
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: Oh? Really sophisticated? One God.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Number six hundred. Stevie Nicks. Stop dragging my heart around
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: with Tom Eddy and the Heartbreakers. Stop five hundred and ninety,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Ozzy Osbourne Mama, I'm Coming Home five hundred and eighty,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Foals Late Night number five hundred and seventy, Oasis Rock
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: and Roll Star number five hundred and sixty, The Mutton Birds,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Anchor Me Than Deep Blue number five hundred and fifty,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Lincoln Park Lead It Out.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Read Away, I Played.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Bread Saft number five hundred and forty, Kings of Leon,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Revelry number five hundred and thirty, Radiohead, Fake Classic Trees
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: five hundred and twenty, Metallica Until It Sleeves number five
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: hundred and ten, Talking Heads, The Lady Don't Mind number
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: five hundred and one. Cheers Californication.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: We didn't see the word.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, great stuff. Now a few people have asked A
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: few people have asked, are we going to do a
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: live traummer today? Should we do a live trauma? Were
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: you the live Yeah?
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: Fifty to fifty.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm on a roll at the moment. Yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I'm on a massive role. I think we should do
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: that maybe after sex though.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's still a live throbber. And when we were
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: on the road doing a live show. The way it
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: works is we don't get people to phone and we
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: get the audience response to the song. So it's about
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: impressing the locals. That'll be happening just after six. In
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: the meantime, fellas, get the tunes going.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, block party, shall we.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: The Hole King Bing Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: Tune in.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: There on the Hodankee Big Show this Thursday evening live
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: from Bethel Woods, a beautiful Wellington city. And I tell
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: you what it's gone off down here, fellas. If you
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: are in Wellington, we've still with another hour of the
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: show that goes, So come on down and say good ay.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: That's all right.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: We're down here for Beervana, which kicks off tomorrow. It
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: goes Friday and Saturday. We've got a whole lot of
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: double passes and we're going to give them away any
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: second now, which is very exciting for those of you
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: that don't have tickets. Also, big shout out to our
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: friends that too are tarta for making this whole thing
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: possible now, Fellas, whenever we go on the road these days,
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: we like to do a live throbber and one thing
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: that we've kind of discovered about the live throbber over
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: the years is that it needs to be anonymous. Yes,
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: the audience can't know who's chosen each song because for
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: some reason sways the voting. Are you guys happy to
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: do an anonymous.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know that I am, actually, I mean,
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: I'm always very proud to own my Throbber, you know
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: what I mean.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: And if the audience love it, they love it. If
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: they hate it they hated Kesey.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: I don't hate it, you know what I mean.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: But look, I'm open to what the fellas say here.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one hundred percent, I'm ready to back end Kesey.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I know you're worried that people vote you down just
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: because you are the man that you are, and especially
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: after your performance this evening, dropping f bombs, refusing to
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: participate in sort of the spirit of the evening, all
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: these sorts of things. You're worried that spirit. You're worried
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: that the audience is against you, and maybe just probably so.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm happy to do it anonymously. Best on Wins.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So we're just gonna play little snippets of
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: each song. We're gonna let the music speak for itself,
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: and we're not gonna let anyone who's upset because Key
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: wouldn't get his meat Patty nips out, potentially Boo Kesey's Throbber.
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: All right, yeah, okay, man, it seems like a wasted opportunity.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, for you, maybe that's all happening after six.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: O'clock show Jas, Mike and Kezy tune in weekdays and
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hodakey.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: It's the Holgy Big Shows, Friday Throbber, Douche.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Dooche, good stuff.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Jason, yeah baby.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Now for those of you that maybe don't know what
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: the Throbber is, I was gonna say Friday Throbber, but
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: technically it's the Thursday Throbber. Each of the fellas chooses
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: a tune to kick off your Friday night or your
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Thursday night, get you in the.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Mood to party, basically, fellows. That's right.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: We're live from bed the Woods in Wellington thanks to
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: toil Atata and basically when then we go on the road,
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: we like to get the local audience here fired up
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: using the Throbber as well. So it's about winning over
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: the people in the room. Mogi.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: That's right, absolutely it is. And look, Jason's on a
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: bit of a freak. He's won one out of his
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: last fourteen weeks. Yeah, man, it's gonna be There's been
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: a whole lot of debate around Jason's enthusiasm for The Throbber,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: but he turned over a new leaf, so I'm interested
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: to see how it goes tonight.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: And also it's going to be anonymous, isn't it Kezy?
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: Three snippets.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: We're not gonna know whose song it is because people
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: tend to vote against Keyesy when they know who's it is.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Well, especially because Kezy wouldn't get his meat patty nips out.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: You know what, I don't think I don't think that
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: should come into things. So I'm gonna play three short
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: snippets of song. We're then gonna go to a tune
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: from Pearl Jam, and then when we get back we
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: will have the Anonymous Live Thursday Throbber. All right, here
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: is your first snippet for the Thursday Throbber. Yeah Strup
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: of course, fat pretty Strop from Welly's Well yeah, it's.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Very political choice, that one.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: That's very smart from who it chose that nixt song
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: for you. This is anonymous. Don't forget open I saw myself.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: It's a good song.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: Film is Papa Roach Mascus? Yeah, yeah, I think it is.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: I think it is keasy. I don't know, it's medical.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's Joos.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just a reminder that this is anonymous.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: That got the reception that my theme for the come
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: down with the fella's God, no it didn't.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: And the third option, Wow, who is that the deff
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: tones or is that tool?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Or is I think it's toll.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: It's weird that you know that.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's weird. But it was very low on the volume,
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I thought. But yeah, that's all good.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Hey, Jase's a reminder, it is anonymous.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: It's totally anonymous.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: So we're gonna do it. We're gonna go to a
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: tune from Pilgam which is a tune by the way,
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: and we'll be back shortly for the Thursday Throbber Live edition. Fellas.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, great, good hurdarchy, big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesey.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: It's the whole Big shows Friday throb.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Now as we're doing the Thursday Throbber, obviously good stuff.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I've gotta be honest with you. It was a slightly
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: underwhelming response.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I suspect they were played very quietly though.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Oh yeahugs it's Pugs's fault. Yeah, he's a socker.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: So what we're going to do now is well play
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: we will play a snippet of each again, and we're
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: gonna gauge who the winner is by the audience live
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: audience response.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Now that's I'm mistaken the way it happens. As we
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: played the three snippets, and then at the end of that,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: we say, who want song one, song two or song three.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: And we'll get you to chair.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, right, live audience, So your snippets first, and then
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: you're you're screaming, all right.
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: So once again, here are your three choices for today's
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: live Thursday Throbbing. Keep it up, keep it up there,
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: keep them Yeah of course, local band Fat Pretty Strap,
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Legends and the New Zealand music scene.
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: Damn open.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: I saw myself.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Shut up my weakness, sou that I care too much, Moscus,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: remind me the past.
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: Emotion alright, yeah, okay, okay.
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: Alright, so I think that's Papa Roach if I'm not mistaken.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: And third and final choice.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: H.
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: What the heck unless a Pike special? Wow?
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's an angry song.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, okay.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: So no, no, because I know what you're going to do.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: I know what you're gonna do. What I'm gonna do.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: If we're gonna start from song number we'll just scope
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: and one al right, Okay, alright, song number one, that's
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, Song number two.
• 43:07
  Speaker 10: Okay, song number three, it's between one and two, three
• 43:20
  Speaker 10: and two.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I think it's two and three. Yeah, we're gonna go
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: between two and three again. So who's keen for two
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Papa Roach? And who's keen for three.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Pugs?
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: You're gonna have to make the cool pugs right now.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: I think we're just gonna have to go with a
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: tie breaker, and it's gonna have to be song number one.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the works, Like we've got pugs everyone round
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: the can you hear me?
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Cheers? That is awesome, ships us round of the poor.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: I'll go myself.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: Song two, song three, song son cool, Okay, let's go
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: okay cool. So we're just gonna all stand here and
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: buy some tools. Hell good, it's gonna be so much fun, guys.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Turn it up.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: June Joe the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Minogue and.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Kesey is indeed a bit of tool for you there
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: undertow on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Its voted by the live audience.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you just joined us. We're live in Wellington
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: at Beer the Woods things, so I makes it to
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: a Tata. We're here warming everyone up for beer. Varna
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: were at least I thought we were. We played tool
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: and what twenty people left?
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, like so what you've got here? Keezy is
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: hardcore tool? Well yeah yeah like hoiy Jo, yeah, cool man.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: Tools? What those bands that you listen to when you
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: buy yourself and you're feeling angsty. You don't play it
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: to a pub full of people kills the buzz.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what goat on the goat tool does
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: very well.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, on the Goat it does, but not on the
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: Bethel Words.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Guys, I didn't come out for a fight. Yeah, okay,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: how we going? What's the schools?
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: Keys? You're always across the schools for the goat.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Brother, I've got no idea. Jason, you were on six wins,
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: yes you're now on seven.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah boy, yeah, but you've got two extisks and a
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: small D and a small penis.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Whereas Mike you are on and I'm on a limit.
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: You're on nine?
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: No, No, I'm on eleven or twelve. Now what we
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: need after clearing out a bar after playing a five
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: minute Tool song. And don't get me wrong, listening audience,
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: I love Tool, but when you're trying to get the
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: vibes up at a local live show at a bar,
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: Tool is not the way to do it. So what
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: I've done is I've got pugs to tee up a
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: bit of a yummy boy kind of party song that's
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: going to happen for those here necks at Bethel Woods.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: For those of you listening in the area, come on.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Down and can I just say if you're here at
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Bethel Woods and you know, if you're a boy and
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: you've seen a girl tonight but you'd like to have
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: a dance with, Or you're a girl and you've seen
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: a boy you'd like to have a dance with, now
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: is the time to talk to them and ask them
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: up onto the dance floor.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: YEA, alrighty And for those listening nationwide, here's some.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Ad for Hurdikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: and Kesey.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Live from Bethel Woods and beautiful Wellington City fellas. Before
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: we get into a beer varner chat, I just want
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: to do a bit of a shadow and I got
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: all the fellas got given some lolly cake especially made
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: for us.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: I want to think.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: I can't remember the name of the person that did it,
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: but thank you very much. And we'll be chowing down
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: on that later on, won't we Fellas?
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah it was Darryl Oh was it Darryl Cheryl?
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's great.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: She's a long time listener and I appreciate it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful. Now if father is going on and we
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: love it, don't we.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: Well it's our fourth year, fourth year. Yeahvana, it's happening
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: tomorrow and Saturday at Henry Stadium in Wellington. Tickets still available.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Go to Bevana dot co dot in ZID and every
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: single year we come down, we have a live show
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: and we have a yarn to Ryan the organizer, how
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: you going your mad bastard?
• 47:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm good, bro. Yeah, four years. We're going to
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: stop meeting like this people.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Every time we talk to you, your words are basically
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: it's going to be great.
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: Apparently it'd be nice if you guysn't stand outside my house.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be honest with you, Ryan, my wife's
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: never stoked when I'm mentioning their name.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. She doesn't think you're a
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: good influence on me, you know what I'm saying.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: The opposite of our house. My wife is always stoke
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: when your wife mentions.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Well, by the time we get to the stage of proceedings,
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: we're right on the eve of beavana. All the hard
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: works for you, even though you've done all the week
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: for pretty much.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: If you get a couple of days off after the
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: last one and then you're ripping.
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: It on three hundred and sixty two days off.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean, you're a lazy feeler and I
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: all know that, right, But how did the last one go?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: And how is this yere looking? Because every year it
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: seems to beginning.
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: But the last one, you know, I mean, of course
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say it was incredible, but it was
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: a it was a great year. We had some great
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: breweries there. People had a great time. And actually, I mean,
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to too many horns, but just walking
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: around today, I've had so many people say that even
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: the breweries have kind of stepped up a bit. And
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: as soon as you walk straight into the place, You're
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: just like, yeah, this is There's nowhere else like it
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: on earth, you know. So it feels really good. And yeah,
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: no I'm not too busy. I might I'm going on
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: holiday tomorrow. Yea ray, I don't care what happens.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: So how is it actually look at this year though,
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: of ticket sales and people wanting to come along.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: Ticket sales a little bit up on last year, which
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: is what we want to see, especially around this time.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: There's still plenty of tickets available for the night sessions.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: There are not too many left for the day sessions,
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: So get in. I'm gonna I'm gonna point someone out
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: in the crowd over here. So we got a little
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: money from the government to promote well Beervanna in Australia
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: and we ran a competition looking for Australia's big as
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: beer fan. There's a guy over here called Disco Dave, Yes,
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: who is especially Australia's biggest beer fan.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Disco Dave.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: He's yeah Terrible's round of applause for Disco Dave and
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: his plus one Max.
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: It was unfortunately, well fortunately he's an American who lives
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: in Australia. So he's a good American, Yeah, but we
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: couldn't give him the award. And it was pretty clear
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: if you put on one of those morphsuits of the
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: Australian flag, yes you swing your holme around and for yourself.
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: Australia's because beer fans.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: There were three hundred and seventy nine other entries one.
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: And so what does what does he get? He gets
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: to come over.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Here, he gets to come over here, take us to
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: every session you get. I mean the big drawers, come
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: here tonight and see some radio hosts that he has
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: no idea who the.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: Fuck you are?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, second one tonight.
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that's the real highlight. But yeah, no, where
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: he's at everything. We're getting into some breweries. He's been
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: at the trade show, which is a kind of industry
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: only event, but we've stuck him in there.
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: And that is one of the great things that you've done.
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: Year on years. You've always had the internationals coming.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure he's got his own, you know,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: been able to drink beers as great, but you get
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: the international brewers to come through as well. We had
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: a armors of Japanese fellas either a year or two ago. Yeah,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: pretty incredible.
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: And what sort of well I have the Germans the
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: other day German this year we've got a Japanese brewer
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: called Yellow Monkey and they're super stoked. And actually the
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: head brewer there twelve years ago was the assistant brew
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: at falk And Brewer here in Wellington.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: And so he's and so influenced by New Zealand beer
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: that it's kind of a homecoming. He's bringing these beers
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: that are very influenced by what New Zealand does back
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: to New Zealand. And then we've got actually disco Dave
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: got to pick out his favorite local brewery and they
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: got some help and have been invited over called Seeker Brewing,
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: so they're going to be on the concourse. And then
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: rock Stars of Australia One Drop Brewing started by a
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Kiwi from Masters and got two stands bringing the craziest
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: shit you've seen.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: If we could just move on from disco Biscuits Dave
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: to you Ryan, of course you are.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: That's a great joke, bro. Did you about yourself?
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: There was an accident the disco biscuit thing that was
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: usually is now you Ryan the organizer of No but Ryan,
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: you must have tasted every single beer this glorious country
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: has to upper first question. That's what my doctor said
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: to first question. Yes, and he was pheba. But what
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: is your favorite style of beer? What is the style
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: of beer that you think?
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: I mean, like, I remember there were some Germans over
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: a few years ago, my wife's German. I had huge
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: German huge beer awakenings and some other awakenings in Germany,
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: and so I'm a big fan of just like really
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: classic German hellas lager, a lager, a lager like really
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: well made. You can't hide as a brewer, you know
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: you can. You know you can hide behind heaps of
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: like fruit ingredients and all sorts of crazy stuff, but
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: like a really well made lager. But really, the best
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: beer is the beer that's in your hand. Yeah, to
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: be honest, that could be Fiji bitter because you're in
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: Fiji in a pool, right. I have this.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's a medical situation or what
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: it is, but I seriously have never been given a
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: beer that I haven't been able to finish the entire
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: glass off and not been able to say that was great.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: People talk about bad beers.
• 52:44
  Speaker 8: I've like that's the maturity of the kind of New
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: Zealand beer industry. You know, eighteen years ago, when there
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: was heaps and heaps of enthusiasm, there might have been
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: maybe not so much kind of brewing knowledge and experience,
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: and so you might have picked up a bad one.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Now these days, man.
• 53:02
  Speaker 8: If you've got a bad beer, that's that's not gonna
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: sound like you have to try really hard to make
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: a bat Yeah, you've.
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: Got a Yeah. Is that all amazing?
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: And there's and most there's quality control, like the quality
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: of the brewers and the brewing industry in New Zealand
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: has just skyrocketed. Yeah, So you're pretty safe grabbing any
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: beer from the shelf.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Especially the shelves tomorrow and Saturday.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: So if you haven't got a ticket at night the
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: nighttime sessions.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: Tickets for that, grab some for the day sessions.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: And I think we've got one ticket to give away too,
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: by the way, how good.
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: Final question for your mate, what time did you finish
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: up last night? No?
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: Oh, man, I went to bed at eight o'clock last night,
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: and then I fell asleep at twelve, yeah, and then
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: I woke up at four thirty and it was like yeah,
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: I'm not going back to sleeping, but you know, I
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: years ago, in my early years of this job, I'd
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: be up all night. But there's it's the worst thing
• 53:55
  Speaker 8: to do when you hungover. Eleven PM to twelve midnight
• 53:59
  Speaker 8: on Saturday night is Ryan's hour, right where all the
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: public are out. I get a trolley and I literally
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: walk around and you get trolley gleck beers and by
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: the time I've done my lap, I'm done.
• 54:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: A big shout out to Ryan from Beer Varner Bervarna
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: dot Co dot In said, yeah, boy, if you'd like
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: to get your tickets, still a few tickets available to
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: get to start going to tap me tomorrow and Saturday
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: at Henry Sadium and Wellington. Ryan, thanks for coming on mate.
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: It's always a pleasure. The next year outside moment Bedroom Window.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah nice. But at Bush oh yeah, the.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: James addiction there on the Holdanky Big Show This thusday
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: night line from Bethel Woods and beautiful Wellington City.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: And what a show it's been.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Fella's a big weekend for you, Keezy, obviously your birthday weekend.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: What are the plans mate, Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: Thanks Jase. Obviously, yes, there was my birthday and for
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: the last three or so years I have I spent
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: my birthday weekends in well internet Beavanna, yes, and my
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: wife who is just bliss the bliss. Oh yeah, I've
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: never said that. I mean it's great. Yeah, I've really
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: enjoyed it. But my wife was like, hey, I'd love
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: to go away for your birthday.
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: So did she want to come down to be a Vanna?
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: That's what I said. I said, Hey, how about this
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: beer Vanna beithel Woods to a Tarta, you know, crap bears, etcetera.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: And she said keen. But then she tried to get down.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: He tried to get a ticket.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: They were like, it was just sold out.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because my wife tried to come as well.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: She loves and I'm not sure website they were using
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: because there are still tickets available being Vanna not cut
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: out in did. But basically what she's booked is a
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: romantic weekend on Wahiki Island.
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: Whose birthday is because you hate romance?
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: No, I like romantic depends who it's with.
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: Ye're not your wife?
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Oh nah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: Nah ahs, So what are you going to do?
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Because obviously she's going to be trying to advance things
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: as the week goes on, and you're going to be
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: massively resistant.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: So well, he's going to be human that he's not
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: at being Vara. You know what I mean?
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Tell me about it, Mogie.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: He's he's going to be he's going to be sulky,
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I know, and he's going to be quietly human that
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: he's not at being Vara.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: Well, I know what you. I know what you're like.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: You like Jason a little bit with his burnt coffees.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: You go quiet, you start fuman stomping around the house,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: you're outside, your one word answers, all.
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: That sort of carry ons.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Right, But she's put a lot of effort into this
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: and she's spent you said off here, you said, she's
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: spending all of your hard earned money on this weekend
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: and you aren't even that king.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: No, that's the thing, Mogi. I did say that, And
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: I said, look, I don't care how many keezy chants
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: break out. Yeah, there's no way, what.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: What caze?
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: He don't join it? Don't just join it?
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: So can I say there's there's nothing that's going to
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: kill the romance, like you've taken your shirt off exactly.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And to be honest, know you the two times
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: that we have been into it in the past, it
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: has been with a T shirt.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: On Jake and joining it. Did I say that out loud?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: I didn't meet ze Kiz.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: I just was trying to figure out what they were saying,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: and what they were saying was taken off, that's all. Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: So yeah, what was it? White Hickey Island?
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Are you going to.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: As I call it, mini Hickey Island because she's going
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: to be give me Hickey?
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: Isn't that.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Gez Huriarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go, your man bar starts. That's a
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: big show done and dustin this Thursday night. What a pleasure,
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: what a privilege it's been to be here at Bethel
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Woods in beautiful Wellington City. A massive thank you to
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: our live audience and thank you so much for listening
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: to the show and for making the effort to come
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: down here. Very much fellas. Looking forward to be a
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: varner tomorrow.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, fropping for it of course, Old Kezy
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: you'll leave you mate, You'll be off to your romantic weekend.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: It's okay mate, while you're away, Jason, myself and Pegs
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: and we have an absolute ball down and be a
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: varner if you see us, come over for a selfie,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: absolutely frothing for it, and thank you for tonight. You
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: guys are a bunch of backbones by all means. Come over,
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: show me your cigarettes if you want to just show
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: up up to you. Yeah, we'll have a little chit
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: chat outside perhaps, but yeah, thanks for coming out and
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: a big night ahead.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And I'd just like to say, fellas, I'm gutted.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: I'm going to Wahiki Island tomorrow.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, romantic. It's tough times, Gezee, tough times.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: I know I'm going to wake here and the whole
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: time I'll be thinking of you and obviously Mogi Jays,
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: Pugs and Dilly and you know, I'll just be gutted
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: that I'm not at beer banner. I'll deal with my wife.
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: I knew you'd be fuming about it, mate.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: So as a final surprise for your birthday, which was yesterday,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: We've got one more surprise.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: Close your eyes.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm closing my eyes.
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: Take it off, shut up, shut it, take it off,
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: take it off Okay tomorrow,