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Fandomonium - The Witcher LIVE - Aard You Not Entertained vs The Wild C*** · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You are listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello their leapfrogs, and welcome back to Pandemonium. Welcome back
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  Speaker 2: to season six. It is not lost on me that
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  Speaker 2: I am now entering my sixth year of doing exactly
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  Speaker 2: what I want to be doing, and it's a privilege
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  Speaker 2: more and more people are checking out this podcast every year.
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  Speaker 2: So if you've been with us for a while, thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much for supporting this nonsense. It's because of
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  Speaker 2: you that we keep on growing, so thank you. And
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  Speaker 2: if you're here for the first time, well you've picked
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  Speaker 2: a great place to start. This is our first episode
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  Speaker 2: of the season, as well as our first live episode
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  Speaker 2: of the year. As you can probably tell from the
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  Speaker 2: episode title, we decided to kick things off with the Witcher,
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  Speaker 2: which are and as you might also be able to
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  Speaker 2: tell from the episode title, we kick things off with
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  Speaker 2: a lot of sea bombs. So if you're not a
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  Speaker 2: fan of the sea word being thrown about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the one, then maybe this isn't the episode for you. However,
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  Speaker 2: if you enjoy a cheeky sea bomb, there's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to put it out there. This
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  Speaker 2: said on a podcast ever. I'm sure some performance artist
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  Speaker 2: has just released an hour of them saying the word.
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  Speaker 2: This is pretty close to that. It's in a team name,
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  Speaker 2: so you get why. But it was such a fantastic
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  Speaker 2: time at the Peak Improv Theater doing our thing live
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  Speaker 2: like we do on the second Friday of every month,
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  Speaker 2: and we had two fantastic guests in Ben and Amanda
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  Speaker 2: from Feltian Friends, which is the show that happens before
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  Speaker 2: our show. Obviously, if you're a fan of this podcast
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  Speaker 2: and you're in Colorado Springs, the second Friday of the
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  Speaker 2: month is probably the night you're going to come out
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  Speaker 2: to the Peak Improv Theater. So we wanted to showcase
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  Speaker 2: a couple of the people involved in the show that
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  Speaker 2: we absolutely adore. That is the flagship show of that
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  Speaker 2: second Friday. It's improv with puppets. It's one of the
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  Speaker 2: funniest shows that the theater features some of the most
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  Speaker 2: talented improvisers, and we are so fortunate that Ben and
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  Speaker 2: Amanda said.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, let's do that.
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  Speaker 2: We'd be down for that, and they did fantastic I
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  Speaker 2: cannot wait for you to listen to this episode. Also,
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  Speaker 2: thank you to a very special guest who showed up
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  Speaker 2: during this not going to spoil it so that it's
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  Speaker 2: a surprise, but thank you to that guest. And of
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  Speaker 2: course eternally thank you to Chris and Jen of this
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  Speaker 2: very parish. Without them, these live shows just wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: happening if Chris and Jen are on a couple fewer episodes,
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  Speaker 2: a couple fewer lineups this year. It's because they're putting
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  Speaker 2: so much work into making these live shows happen. So
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  Speaker 2: if you see Chris and Jen this year, remember to
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  Speaker 2: thank them. So this is the audio from our Witcher
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  Speaker 2: live episode. It's mostly pretty solid. We have minimal technical
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  Speaker 2: problems this time, just because of how I put together
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  Speaker 2: the video for this episode. There are a couple of
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  Speaker 2: areas where the audio gets a little echoey, but it
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  Speaker 2: should just be for a couple of mens and then
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  Speaker 2: it settles down. I'm learning, I'm growing. I doubt it'll
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  Speaker 2: happen next month, Maybe it will. Speaking of the video,
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  Speaker 2: you can check out the full video of this live
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  Speaker 2: recording over at patreon dot com forward slash Gate Leapers.
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  Speaker 2: It's the full seventy five minute show presented uninterrupted, and
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  Speaker 2: you can get access to that for just four bucks
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  Speaker 2: a month, as well as now a couple years worth
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  Speaker 2: of video episodes, mostly from the studio. But those live
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  Speaker 2: ones are going to start stacking up pretty rapidly throughout
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  Speaker 2: the year. So if you feel like this podcast is
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty cool, kind of like buying a ticket for
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  Speaker 2: someone else at the show, right, Like you want them
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  Speaker 2: to enjoy the thing, So you're going to give a
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  Speaker 2: bit back. Our next live shows are on February thirteenth
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  Speaker 2: and March thirteenth, which is nice and easy to remember,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll reveal in this intro the themes for those
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  Speaker 2: shows will be rom Comms and Pokemon. So we are
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  Speaker 2: doing rom Comms on February thirteenth, on Valentine's Day EVE,
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  Speaker 2: and then we are doing Pokemon on March thirteenth. A
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  Speaker 2: favorite fandom here at Pandemonium is Pokemon, so I think
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  Speaker 2: it's it's about time we did it live. So if
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  Speaker 2: you're based in Colorado Springs, get your tickets for those
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  Speaker 2: shows at peakimprov dot com or from the link in
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  Speaker 2: the show notes. I'll be back with a little chat
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  Speaker 2: at the end of this, but for now, please enjoy
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  Speaker 2: the season six premiere, the live premiere of Pandemonium.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Witcher Live.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 2: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 2: games master and leader of the Wild Hunt, which means
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  Speaker 2: something very rude in Cockney rhyming slam slang. I'll use
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  Speaker 2: that one in the edit. Matt Watson.
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  Speaker 3: But a game, oh, thank you so much, Thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much.
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  Speaker 2: But a games master needs games, and games need players crucially,
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  Speaker 2: so please welcome our first team. She is our resident panelist,
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  Speaker 2: a podcaster and comedian who works in STEM, which today
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  Speaker 2: stands for Salvage, Treasure and Eliminate Monsters.
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  Speaker 3: Give it up for Audra Stephenson.
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  Speaker 1: I've put a knife on my side, but then I
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  Speaker 1: put it on the wrong side so you couldn't see
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  Speaker 1: it when I walked out, and so I had to
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  Speaker 1: call it out. It's less cool.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Matt and joining Audra.
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  Speaker 2: He is a musician, improviser and puppetea, so I better
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  Speaker 2: be on my best behavior as he has the ability
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  Speaker 2: to change the direction of shows by sticking his hand
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  Speaker 2: right up there make some noise. So Ben, Luna, fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome Audra, Welcome Ben. How are you both doing awesome?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing great.
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  Speaker 4: I passed the trial of the grasses between shows a
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  Speaker 4: great time.
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  Speaker 3: I shout on my cape, but I'm gonna get through it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. Two different energies, brilliant stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got to ask up top because it is
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  Speaker 2: our first format point.
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  Speaker 5: Ben, you are fine of the Witcher, oh somewhat perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So what it happened was was that I had a
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  Speaker 5: lot of friends who were in the Witcher growing up,
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed to play it because of content. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 5: yeah you can. Fuck yeah, you can primarily do that.
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  Speaker 5: That's a big part of the game. And so I
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  Speaker 5: absorbed it through friends and consuming let's plays and before
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  Speaker 5: this to prepare and refresh myself because I've never really
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  Speaker 5: played through an entire game. I watched half of a
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  Speaker 5: couple explainer VIDs.
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  Speaker 3: That's all you need, that's all you need.
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  Speaker 1: That's plenty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tons.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we got half of a couple of explain of
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  Speaker 2: its welter, what about yourself?
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  Speaker 1: I really like the Witcher.
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  Speaker 4: I played The Witcher three, which is the one that
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  Speaker 4: most people know, and I did read some of the
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  Speaker 4: books as well, because I'm a big nerd.
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  Speaker 3: That was part of some of the explainer VIDs.
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  Speaker 5: There is a girl from Poland and she read them
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  Speaker 5: in Polish and she was kind of talking about it
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  Speaker 5: like it was the Bible.
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  Speaker 2: And I connected with that because that's what you were
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  Speaker 2: enjoying as a child. We couldn't, and instead I was
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  Speaker 2: enjoying a different thing with about graphic gore. Yes, separate sex, yeah, sodomy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's in there, it's in that. It's in there.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually some say it's from there, excellent Bible humor.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, so I think you'll make a you'll make
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  Speaker 2: a good team, pretty pretty balanced in terms of knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: It says here any follow up questions, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: have any. So I'm just going to introduce your teammates. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you'll need some opponents from a rival animal based school.
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  Speaker 2: Let's meet them. She is a regular panelist, an improviser,
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  Speaker 2: a stick horse, and a tune titan. She's a fan
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  Speaker 2: of British comedy, but let's see if she's a fan
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  Speaker 2: of Polish fantasy.
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  Speaker 3: It's Julia Bosei.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh my goodness, oh my god, look at this.
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  Speaker 5: Good feather.
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  Speaker 2: And she is an improviser, puppeteer, and counselor who specializes
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  Speaker 2: in all of the neuro divergence you'll see over the
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  Speaker 2: next seventy five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It's Amanda Bonnets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also Dagger. I hope I pronounced your surname right.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay to say.
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  Speaker 2: That's such a good point, and it's on theme and
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  Speaker 2: it was planned. Welcome, Julia, Welcome Amanda. How are you
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  Speaker 2: both doing?
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  Speaker 6: Good?
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  Speaker 7: Good?
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  Speaker 3: Good? Excited Julia let's talk about your costume.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so it turns out I've never drawn a beard
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  Speaker 8: on myself before, are we No?
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  Speaker 3: I did?
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  Speaker 8: I think it went better in college.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It turns out.
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  Speaker 8: That beard hair grows like usually in one direction as
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  Speaker 8: you moved throughout the face, as opposed to just like
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  Speaker 8: confetti type of stipling, which is what I went with.
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  Speaker 8: But uh, yeah, did that did his sandpiper looks like.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of eyeliner. Uh huh, not doing so great?
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  Speaker 3: And then the hat that is almost like his.
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  Speaker 8: And then uh, robe that I thought was a cloak,
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  Speaker 8: but turns out it has sleeves, but I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 8: wear them.
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  Speaker 2: It's purely a cloak. This evening. Yeah, fantastic stuff. And Amanda,
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  Speaker 2: should we talk about the DACA?
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  Speaker 5: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in my bus line. Very good, very effective,
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  Speaker 1: it's horizontal.
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  Speaker 2: Fantastic all ready for the Witcher. And speaking of the Witcher, Amanda,
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  Speaker 2: you are you a fan?
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  Speaker 1: I am a mild to moderate.
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  Speaker 3: Fan, Okay, mild to moderate, And.
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  Speaker 1: I have played the Witcher three like once a year.
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  Speaker 3: Since once a yeah, yes, mile to motivate.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't, I know nothing.
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  Speaker 10: I do the fun ADHD thing where I get really
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  Speaker 10: hyper fixated on it for about one hundred hours a
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  Speaker 10: year and then I forget everything that happens.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. I mean fortunately, I'm barely going to test
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  Speaker 2: any of it. The main thing is that is the
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  Speaker 2: passion for it, and I think you have it if
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  Speaker 2: that's your go to ADHD game of like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: sink a hundred hours of time into this. That's fantastic. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: great stuff. Okay, what about you, Julia? Do you sink
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  Speaker 2: a hundred hours a year into the game.
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  Speaker 8: I don't play the game, but I love that you
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  Speaker 8: mentioned the ADHD hundred hours the thing, because that's what
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  Speaker 8: my hundred hours were spent on watching all of the
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  Speaker 8: series this past week, because I've seen I had fallen
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  Speaker 8: in love with The Witcher when it came out, and
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  Speaker 8: I saw the first two seasons and then it dropped
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  Speaker 8: off and oh hi husband, Yeah, I watched.
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  Speaker 1: The third and fourth season.
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  Speaker 9: Away.
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  Speaker 8: But you were in Hawaii, so it seems fair. It's okay,
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  Speaker 8: it was it was for work. It wasn't just him
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  Speaker 8: leaving me alone.
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  Speaker 3: No one thought that.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, so definitely got really into the show, uh
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  Speaker 8: this past week and have a lot of strong feelings
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  Speaker 8: and muses and things, and I'm excited to spend the
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  Speaker 8: whole rest of this time talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Excellent, excellent. Well, I'm very impressed that you watched four seasons.
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  Speaker 3: If the Witcher in not just the four seasons, I'm
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  Speaker 3: so sorry.
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  Speaker 8: I also watched the two animated films, as well as
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  Speaker 8: the movie about the group of ragtag young adults, the Rats.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so no one else to see the fourth season? Yep,
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  Speaker 3: that's safe to say.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think you'll make a fantastic team, and I
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  Speaker 2: think some of the stuff from the one hundred Hours
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  Speaker 2: will come back, Amanda, I think it will.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to hear from you, because I'm not so confident.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Teams, you've been paired with a fellow Witcher to
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  Speaker 2: slay the Ultimate Monster, a person from Great Britain. So
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  Speaker 2: I'd like each pair to come up with a Witcher
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  Speaker 2: themed team name.
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  Speaker 3: Please. Let's start with Udra and Ben.
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  Speaker 5: What if you got I've got one, Rivia a new one.
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  Speaker 5: That's good, right, because that's where he's from, Daryl, I
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  Speaker 5: remember that part ye first half of the explainer VID's
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  Speaker 5: pain off. I have I have two Biggin's one is
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  Speaker 5: just hey, Siri, but spelled but it's spelled.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you may mind go off? That was the hope.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then my second option because if that caused too
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  Speaker 4: many problems, I think I think we both have big
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  Speaker 4: heart excuse, and so instead of care more and just
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  Speaker 4: care more, you spelled it with a K or I
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  Speaker 4: was gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Spell it phenetically just care more.
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  Speaker 5: I would also point out that we're also really fun
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  Speaker 5: and kind of funny, and so maybe something like are
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  Speaker 5: do you not entertained?
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  Speaker 1: From the game?
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  Speaker 11: Those explained videos are really like firing yeah flash.
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  Speaker 10: Cards, feeling really confident, feeling If that's cheating, I'll be
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  Speaker 10: on it.
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  Speaker 1: I like I do, like, are do you not entertained?
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  Speaker 3: I feel good about that? Okay, that's great, that's great.
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  Speaker 5: Glad reference Yeah, sure man, more like the Witcher bit.
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  Speaker 3: I am garyl.
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  Speaker 5: Like in the video game, Yes, in the video and
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  Speaker 5: Gladiator the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Can I hear that again?
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  Speaker 3: I am girl the Yeah Wind's house like listening to
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  Speaker 3: a mirror. Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: So we've got odd you not entertained? Very clever versus.
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  Speaker 10: Okay you should read I only have three Tulia has
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  Speaker 10: a dictionary over there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So obviously. First, the wild cunt is.
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  Speaker 12: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: This what's fun. I'm witcher, I hardly know.
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  Speaker 3: We're now you're just taking jokes from later in the show. Sorry.
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  Speaker 10: And then last, but not least, full testicles in a
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  Speaker 10: reference to the conjunction of the spears.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, full test oh, full.
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  Speaker 2: Test Okay, sorry, now thought the conjunction of the spears testicles.
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  Speaker 3: That's very that is a very good reference. It's good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't have a bowl of jizz, like, uh,
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  Speaker 3: such a shame. This is a reference to when we did.
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  Speaker 8: The Star Wars episode and Audre had a bunch of
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  Speaker 8: team names in a bowl that were all jizz themed.
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  Speaker 8: So bowl of jizz, I don't have that. But I
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  Speaker 8: have uh different thoughts. So piss instead of tris or.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's really strong.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you guys to say?
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  Speaker 8: A strug a boner instead of strug a bar. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: Roach girls instead of horse girls, because Roach is the
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  Speaker 8: horse and I have a thing about the fact that
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  Speaker 8: his name is mouse sack.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, what kind of thing?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of what is the nature?
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  Speaker 8: When I was watching the TV show, I couldn't get
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  Speaker 8: over it. So now every now and then I'll just
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  Speaker 8: turn to my husband be like, did you know his
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  Speaker 8: name is mouse Sack?
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  Speaker 3: So his name is MoU Sak is one of the
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  Speaker 3: Mickey mouse Sack is another one rat Sack.
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  Speaker 1: Endless options because I but.
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  Speaker 8: Now that I know that no one's watched season four,
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  Speaker 8: all the references are bad. Because I was like, rat
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  Speaker 8: pack are Afluza, fart jazz heroes and child surprised.
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  Speaker 1: It's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: It is a ridiculous thing, the child of surprised. So
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  Speaker 3: those are my I really like your first.
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  Speaker 1: There's so time efficient.
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  Speaker 3: Over we're going with we are going with Wild Cunts.
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  Speaker 14: I like it a while, absolutely fantastic for s thank
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  Speaker 14: you for letting me.
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  Speaker 3: Yet another sea bomb in the podcast feed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how does that do for sponsorship?
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  Speaker 3: Very badly, Boner you could have got or something. If
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  Speaker 3: it's struggle Boner.
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  Speaker 2: Could have been like a blue shoe or yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: could have got sponsorship with that for sure, But with
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  Speaker 2: Wild Cunt No, there's just no company. But it's fantastic
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  Speaker 2: and we're all having a good time.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, especially Matt.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, So we have are do you entertain? Are
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  Speaker 2: do you not entertained? Versus the wild cuntry.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, this is cool, solid?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, right now, Matt held a knife point visual Audra
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  Speaker 8: and Amanda.
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  Speaker 1: It's a girl's girl. Yeah, okay, proceed.
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  Speaker 2: All right if you're listening to this and thinking, which
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  Speaker 2: I hardly know her, and it.
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  Speaker 11: Was like, right after this, I've.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Gotta step up my game, don't worry his order with
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: a little segment we like to call passing knowledge.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Give it up for.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: The Witcher began as a series of fantasy novels by
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Polish author Andre Sepkowski and as an American.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Do I get bonus points for saying his name?
• 19:25
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: The series revolves around the eponymous Witcher, Gerald of Rivia.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Where's Rivia? It doesn't matter.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Witchers are monster hunters, given superhuman abilities for the purpose
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: of killing dangerous creatures.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Like ghouls, trolls, or Joe Rogan. Ironically, he's both.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Garalt has a wife who's not his wife named Jennifer,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: a daughter who's not his daughter named Siri, and a
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: dandelion who's not a flower called Dandelion.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: The Witcher inspir a series of extremely successful video games,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: with the fourth release coming theoretically at some point next year,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: So if you need me in twenty twenty seven, no
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: you don't. Netflix also released a show based on The Witcher,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: starring Hollywood hunk and absolute mega nerd Henry Cavill.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: There's not a joke here. I just need us all
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: to know that he's one of us.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: So let's start a news save for the hundredth time,
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: and let's play some pandemonium.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much, Audra.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: or something they love from this particular fandom. The Witcher
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: is inspiring to me because I also like to pump
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: myself full of chemicals and take swings and trolls. Gotta
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: quit social media this year, Julia, We'll start with you.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: What's inspiring you from the world of the Witcher?
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Again? Didn't know I was the only one that watch the.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Rest rest.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: It's actually not It's not about the rats, but it's
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: about how serious portrayed in the show. As I was
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: watching it again, I was struck by how much I
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: relate to Siri and that she tries so hard but
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: she fails, and how relatable that is and how just
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: like seeing someone who has you know, it's the gifted
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: kid program syndrome of like you have all the potential
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: in the world, but you might fuck up a lot.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: And I like seeing that in someone.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: Who you're supposed to be, Like, this is the all
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: powerful person that everyone's trying to get and she's just a.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Little fuck up. Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: That is a really good character trait of Sarri that
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: like she's grounded, she's a real person.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: She makes mistakes. Yeah, yeah, it's not her fault. She
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: grew up in privilege. No, it's not her fault. She's
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: the chosen one. Yeah, that too.
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: She's a chosen one that like I cannot hate, which
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: is really.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You know, rare, and maybe that inspires you to you're
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: the chosen one of your own life, so you don't
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: hate his No, no, no, not the chosen one of
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: your own life.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Nah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're working on it, but no, not yet. I'll
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: ask in a couple years. Yeah, yeah, okay, cool, twenty.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Seven maybe maybe playing the water Yeah, well, fantastic.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: That's very inspiring series, a great character, and that's a
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: great character trait, and I think you're secretly inspired by
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: that deep down, even if you're not saying that right now.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I am inspired by it for sure, just just not
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: embodying it. It's not yeah, yeah, exactly, I'm inspired. I'm
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: not embodying it. Love It twenty twenty seven.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's move on over to your wild cut the
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: wild Cunt teammate feel so terrible, turning to two females
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: presenting people.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: In saying cut repeated British.
• 22:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I know, but we're currently on American soil. No,
• 22:57
  Speaker 14: I know you actually care, Amanda. What's inspiring you from
• 23:03
  Speaker 14: the Witcher?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Gwent?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Nice by fuck with Gwent?
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we got some, we got some Gwent lovers here wenteads.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I yearned to.
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: Be an eighty three year old woman and have a
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: physical copy of Gwent and know how to play it
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: and just be in a nursing home, like losing my
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: goddamn mind, just being like.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I want to do that. I want to do that
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: I got so good at it in my three hundred hours.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Believe that you.
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, it's like magic the Gathering if it
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: made more sense, and you have to talk to people,
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: so it's.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Like a game within the game.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a mini game, but it's it's.
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: It's it's interesting because there's a good amount of skill,
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: but you also have to go collect cards for your
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: deck in the game.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's so fun. Yes, it's.
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: It was perfect for evading the main quest when I
• 23:59
  Speaker 10: got overwhelmed.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's a fantastic diversion. Great shout out to Gwent's
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I would hope that with one hundred hour play through,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: your your clocking in some good time in Gwent there,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: So I mean your you're right idea that being in
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: a nursing home with a physical copy of Gwent. That
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: could happen sooner if if you wanted, you could buy
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: a cop physical copy of Gwent.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: And yeah, they need friends, they learn how to play
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: any game.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, awesome, I'm going to go to some.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: So inspiring working with the all the community. That's awesome.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's move one over to add you not entertained,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: and let's start with Ben. What's inspiring you from the Witcher?
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: I like, primarily like how the first game storyline for
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: the most part, I think is a lot.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Like Shrek, and in general it's very Shrek like.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: The entire storyline of the Witcher in that it's like
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: a conglomeration of fairy tales that are all mishmashed together. Okay,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: at the end, it's kind of about like finding your
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: own community and how like being feared sort of is
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: what creates the monster and it's things can become a
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: self fulfilling prophecy in a way of like the the
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: ideas of like all of the enemies like create themselves.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: It's just like it's always Shrek again. The Witch is
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: a lot more deep than I thought.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Question.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, is dandelion donkey Danny Lion's donkey and he makes
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: the waffle from Shrek.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: We love Shrek.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: We genuinely we love I've never thought about the Witcher
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: like that all Shrek that deeply.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm still here crazy about Shrek. I even
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: love Shrek four. Wow even yeah, put me in.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Shrek four have Liam Hemsworth and yeah Shrek for I'm
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: not watching?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not interested.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Like a foot thing in track four there's a whole
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: foot thing and we could get into that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I don't think that Witch has no the Witch does
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: have Yeah it does.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't show feet in the show.
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: Sorry, only you are listen now, like you wasted your.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Time where's the feet ut Tarantino over here? He directed
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Trek Okay least, but no waste Odro. What's inspiring you
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: from the witch?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: What's inspiring me is this little figuringe of Siri right here.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: This is a Christmas present to me from a friend Jason,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: who three D printed it and painted it. He like,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: found the model online three D printed it. And the
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: most inspiring thing to me about this is whoever sculpted this.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: My my friend did not sculpt this part is this ass.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Right up? Ass cheeks. They did not sculpt pants on
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: this ass.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: It's just cheeks, And that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Inspires me to go to the gym every.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Day to do my squats, to get on that stair
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: climber so that I can have I can be cheeked
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: up like the Figuring Okay series.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: And adult in the in the in the video games right.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: By the time of figuring, Yeah, the time of this figuring. Yes,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: you can objectify the figuring.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Ye good, Yeah, it's totally fine. Good she's of age.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: I think someone else said it's not my word. I can,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: but I'm now scattered the wild.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: You can whishper it apparently whispering either you're referencing, or
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: I'll keep.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: So just for the record, or your music is cheeked.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Ups therey, Yes, I stand by it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm feeling very inspired by our players muses.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Are we ready for some games? Yeah, play some games?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, teams, Let's hop on the back of roach and
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: glitch up the side of a mountain into round one.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Wow music.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Round one is our version of pictionary that we call
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: ordinary and it's anything but that was good. Thank you,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: thank you. Yes, there's a lot of slant puns in here.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: In this game.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I will give each player the two word name of
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: a junk item that you might find in your inventory
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: in the Witcher three or many other popular RPG video games.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: That player will have three opportunities to make a continuous
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: three second soundscape for their teammate to guess the item
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: they've been given.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: The rules.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Because you're probably wondering, no words in your sound, please,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any words. You will be disqualified.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: The three second soundscape can be made up of different sounds,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: but try and make them all bleed into one continuous sound.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: This is a podcast medium. The teammate can make one
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: guess after each sound get the guests wrong, and we
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: can hear another sound, which can either be another attempt
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: at the same sound or a new sound entirely. There
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: are two This isn't very ADHD friendly. There are two
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: words to each item, so I'll give you a point
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: for each correct word you get, but I'll give you
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: a bonus point if you get them both on the
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: first sound.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: So each each thing we have to guess is two
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: words that is correct.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: That's like serie figurine. You'd get a point for either word.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: Okay, and exactly we cannot make gestures or we can
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: make gestures.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: No gestures, but maybe on the final sound you can
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: make gesture.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to need that. I feel like I'm going
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: to need that. Yeah, okay, well it's a good job.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: You're gonna need that, Oldra, because you're rope first making
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: a sound. You're gonna make it for Ben to guess. Okay, so, Oldra,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: could you close your eyes turn away from this. We're
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: gonna show no Ben, close your eyes, Aldra, you're gonna
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: be making the sounds. Oldra's item is healing potion.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, And whenever you're ready, Oldra, make that sounds.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: The glue healing potion. Yeah, three points. Aren't you not entertained?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: I want to both here? Yeah, but then I was like,
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: there's no way I mean to get this over.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I appreciate your dedication to logistics.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I'm high on the ape index, but not that high.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: How long your arms are? Oh? Thank you? Some confusion.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: They looked in my eyes directly. I fear does mean
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: you're closer to the planet of the apes, is what
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: I thought.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: That's right, and bring me back for that one too,
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: by the way, Love Paula.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: That means they got three points. Yeah, fantastic. It's not true,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: just because you know this is going out.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: On going around three points trace Chace.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, so up next we're gonna have Julia making a
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: sound for Amanda. So it makes sense. Julia's item is seashell.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: That's reassuring.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: Ah, yeah, okay, that's your that's your sound.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: That's your sound. Any ideas, Amanda what that sound could be?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I'm processing so much.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Transported a silver horn.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not a silver horn. Julia, would you
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: like to make a second sound?
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: And this time I still just cannot make I can't
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: do like rhyming words.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I can't know you could try.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: You could try to just get in one point and
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: doing one of the words maybe and.
• 32:23
  Speaker 16: Sure, okay, okay, awfully similar to the first one.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: I reckon my God movie coming out to get.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Not a common a rainstick.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: We're kind of closer. We're kind of closer this time, Julia.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: You can you can make a you can use your hands,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you can make gestures as you make your sound.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: A magic con.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: That's all three sounds and all three guesses. The actual
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: answer was show the main junk that you pick up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: You can find it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: The rats never you're in a great seashell sound. I'm
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: sorry I didn't recognize it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I'm offended for us, this is Matt's.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Perfect What do we think do we give one point
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: for conch Yes, yeah, okay, one point yeah, one point.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: For con.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Car the wild card.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: It'd be better for our ads. We'll think about it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: We'll put it under consideration.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just crying.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Okay. This time we have Ben making sounds for Audrey. Okay.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Ben's item is a rusty sword.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: The thing you gotta know about Ben is he's a
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: sound machine.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Oh you're a sound machine. I don't know about that.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: We'll see, well, let's let's find out what this sound
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: machine can do. Audrey, you can look now, okay, thank you, Ben,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: whenever you already make.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Your no, no gestures, no gestures for this first one. Okay, okay,
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, great soundscape.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Feels feels like weapon. I'm gonna go sword. Okay, Okay,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think back of my inventory.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: What is the nature of the sword, what is the
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: what are they like?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Broken sword?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: That is an official guess, and it's not the word
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: we're looking for, but you do have swords sword for
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: one point. Okay, So Ben, you now have two more
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: sounds to get one word, so you can hone in
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: on that word.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, and no gestures. Still still no gestures for this
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: gestures okay, and how do I communicate? Okay, all right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 17: Free.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah clang ah an old sword. We're getting close, We're
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: getting closer. Okay.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: We need to go through the rolodex in my mind
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: of all the stuff I've sold to various merchants.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Ben, this time you can make a gesture for your
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: final sound.
• 35:48
  Speaker 18: Okay, I have okay, mm hmm, okay, that's what I
• 36:06
  Speaker 18: got for you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'm between two.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: You gotta pick one. You have to pick one.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, because because of the I'll go.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Rusty, that's another point. You get to shout out
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: to W forty.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, we've just lost the sponsorship fall
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: because of saying cunt so much.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah we can say conch.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe we haven't decided yet. Yeah, you should ask first. Yeah,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: yeah we should at ye, Matt, you should asks first.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is it cunt or conch? D w default
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: what would you prefer? Do you prefer cunt? Talking to
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: the ladies across from Okay, now I close my eyes.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, because Julia you will be guessing and Amanda will
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: be making sense.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Amanda's item is pig hide.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, I actually can't see.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, Julia, you can look.
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: Now this is perfect for the one person that hasn't
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: played the video game.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is ideal. Yeah, whenever you're ready, Amanda, make
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: your first sound. Okay, dead pig. Well you're getting one
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: point because you've got pig.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: Okay, because I was gonna guess, like piglet is what
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: to say? It calls Jennifer and but like that's not
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: the vibe I'm getting.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so good.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, Amanda, if you'd like to make another sound to
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: try and communicate that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, and I know this time you weren't doing pig
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: because we already got that one, and so it's something different.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: But I don't know that i've ever like even like
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: considered that some people can't do a pig sound. And
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: that's okay, that's there's nothing wrong with up on that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that had nothing to do with pig. Apparently,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: what words are you liking with pigs? Snuffle?
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're going with snuffle. It's not snuffle, but I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: like that, Amanda. This time you can also make a gesture.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this will do it. It's gonna check the word
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: on my board here.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know what anyone's surprised looks are. Meaning that
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: was perfect to know if.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: The pig is the first or the second word, Yeah,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: go on, then it's the first word. Is the second
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: word skin.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: It's not the exact word. And I give you the
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: point for conch, so I'm not going to give you
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: the point for this.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Pig hide. You were right, you were right, but it's
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: not exactly right. The vernacular wasn't right.
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: Okay, good, I was thinking truffle pig for a second,
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: but I was like, why they have trouble pig and.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: That's the starter. Yeah, save you for the stars. All right,
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: that's the end of round one.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Producer Jen, could you please conjure up the current scores?
• 39:47
  Speaker 19: Are you not entertained on five points? Let's go and
• 39:52
  Speaker 19: the potentially conch are on two points?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're all enjoying the show, and applause is about
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: to break out. Yeah, the sign worked. It's time for
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: round two. Round two is called barred Trivia, and we
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: can't play this game without a very special guest, So
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: please welcome the Peak and prov Theaters, Resident Bard.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Meghan high.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: So in the Witch you would be Meghan Pigskin. That's
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: a love bit bit of business.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: God, that's good.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Megan, how are you doing fantastic?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: How are you doing great? Thank you so much for asking.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think they asked me how I was doing,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: so thank you so much.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: It's because we don't care.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I don't care, Okay, cool, and I don't need to know.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Meghan, you are looking like a fantastic Bard. This is
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: so Bard cold. Did I love it?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 41:01
  Speaker 13: I googled the Witcher images yes and look through that
• 41:10
  Speaker 13: I had in my closet and this is what I
• 41:12
  Speaker 13: came up.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it's great, it's fantastic. You're witch already. Yeah, uh okay, Megan,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: you're gonna help us out with this game. Is that good?
• 41:21
  Speaker 20: Yeah?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: So in this game, Megan will sing a four line
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: clue to a specific name or word from the Witcher franchise. However,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: she won't sing the last word in her song, as
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: that is the answer to the clue. So teams will
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: take turns hearing a song from Megan, making awkward eye
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: contact with each other throughout the song so as to
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: mind meld with each other. At the end of the song,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: they must then, at the same time, sing the correct
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: one word answer, completing the song. If they both sing
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: the correct answer, they get two points. If one person
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: sings the correct answer but the other player fails to
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: coherently mind meld, they get one point. And if all
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: we hear is nonsense from both players, no points.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: But we'll all have a good laugh about it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: So the first song is going to be for Julia
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: and Amanda. Oh yes, the name, Yeah, it's their team name.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: The Wild Cunt.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that it's Wow.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: It's like you don't even have respect for us. I don't.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You're ashamed of one.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Of the rules.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: So when Meghan, whenever you are ready, could you take
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: it away? With the first song.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Start learn She's a hunchback. In Netflix pilot cour she
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: functions as advisor, not senator. The World's one true love.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Oh Witch called.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Y beautiful stuff for two points, beautifully sung by both
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Meghan and the team.
• 43:01
  Speaker 10: Oh lot, smash, I will be taking no further question.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Thousand times smash Yeah, Amanda in your one hundred hour playthroughs,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: how much time do you spend with Jennifa?
• 43:16
  Speaker 10: You know I I think I need to take ownership
• 43:18
  Speaker 10: that I don't prioritize my time with her.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Enough went.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Win, spend a little more time with her.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: You're lost to the car.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, now we are going to have another beautiful ballad,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: this time for Udra and Ben.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Are do you not entertained? Are you ready?
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Take it away?
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: You have no coin after a foster attack, you hired
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: a witcher. How to pay them back?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: You must give up love and.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: Your child eyes and surrender them to the law.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Child of surprise, We'll give you a surprise.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Two points. Child is surprised what we were looking for
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: the child of surprise. Is that that's the thing Julia find.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of sounds like they forgot to use condoms.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: It sounds like a weird like like treat like it.
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: Sounds like I can't believe.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Abstinence is still the best contraceptive. Sorry what did you say?
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: But no, I said, I can't believe in a world
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: of magic that abstinence is still the best contraceptive.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you think they have something ages have to get,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: you know, like uh, almost like a uteronomy?
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, which is which is are sterile?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: And and whiches are barren? The girl's a lot of
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I know the words for both of them. Yeah, Ben
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: was that in the video, Yeah, that was in the
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Polish explator.
• 45:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: It was a beautiful young lady explaining the birds and.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Poland was taught to me by a beautiful a lot more.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: No, Lie.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: One of her points, because she gets like so in
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: thenity gritty, is that like, well this is a bad
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: translation because this is about a specific mushroom, not about mushrooms,
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: and in Poland we like all kinds of mushroom.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: That's the point she had. Fantastic I'll cut that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: So so next we're gonna have another song full the
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: wild cunt mean whenever you already. This is a fantast
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: This is all I ever want said.
• 45:56
  Speaker 20: This is very Yeah, I love the jobs.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: Deep in the woods there's a creature you dread. Branches
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: for arms and miscol for ahead where it's attacks in
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: your next gaming session, or will fall victim to a monstrous.
• 46:30
  Speaker 14: Nice two points for lessons, great stuff, my favorite monster.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: It's a great monster. At first I thought threshy, but
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: then I thought, I don't know if that's right. I
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: think Leshie is the nickname. I think so.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: So again, yeah, TV show, Sorry, this is this is
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: largely video games.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: No, but I feel like that's where the quality is
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: is where I've heard because people like you have the books,
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: and people were like, yeah, that's all right, but let's
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: take the the good parts and make it a video game.
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: And everyone loved the video games, so then they made
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: a movie. The movie is not gonna be as good
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: as a good.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Video game, and they took three of those to get
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: it good. So video games, seasons, video God, none of
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: the seasons again. Hey, no, I like the first two.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: You like it if you saw them. You know they
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: is queer.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that January is.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: The video game you are able to answer a question,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: and not that you're.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: With a rat named missile. It's Ellie, not.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Like if.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: You watched whole movie just about the rats.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna have another day for you. Not and
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: do you not entertained, Meghan, please whenever you are ready.
• 48:04
  Speaker 20: It was.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: We could not prevent this.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Lismic world changing events. It unleash darkness and monstrous fears.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, it's the conjunction.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic for two points, perfect lovely stuff, such such
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: high scores in this I should have made it more difficulty.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, so back on over to the wild car.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I forgot radio station.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: When is sexist surfer guy hangs ten? Now that sound
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: is recalled. Yeah, I'm kind of a shock jock.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: We've always said it. We've always said it. Okay, Megan
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: my Ne, you already.
• 49:21
  Speaker 17: Someone for the land. Oh we're black watch out. Their
• 49:27
  Speaker 17: nation is always at tech. The night gay here makes
• 49:35
  Speaker 17: this milk heart again.
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: So I'm thinking of becoming a nil guardian.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Nice good stuff, mil guardian for two points, Meghan, thank
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: you for singing milk had again.
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: For the record, Matt did say if I was on
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: couple with it, I didn't have to sing anything, come
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: up with something else, and I was like, no, I'm okay.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Audra and Ben, you are up next to your final song, Meganie,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: you ready for the final the final tune?
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Whenever you are ready, take it away.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: He wrote this series. Andre said his name. You can
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: remember it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: This game.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: It's Polish, so I guess it rhymes with the Bowski.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he's big, He'skowski.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, I heard Strovkowski from Ben, which isn't quite right.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna say at one point because Aldre did
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: say Andre Sapkowski, so one point there. But you know what,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: both teams did really well there. Okay, all right, it
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: is the end of the round. Please toss a coin
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: to your bard.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Everyone. Let's give it up to Meghan Hawk and Megan
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: like that, everyone else.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Meghan, if you want to join Jen over at the
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: schools table, you're absolutely welcome to if you'd like to
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: cause some more chaos, but producer Jen. In the meantime,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: could we please have the latest scores?
• 51:39
  Speaker 19: Yes, that was a fantastic showing and got everyone last points.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry, there you go.
• 51:49
  Speaker 19: Are you not entertained? Are ten points? And the wild
• 51:53
  Speaker 19: Cunt I'll say it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: All right, okay, catching up Igney. Let's hope the sprinkler
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: system is working. Because it's time to get even yep someone,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: because it's time to get even hotter in round three.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Round three is called flash fiction.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It's the game where I ask our players to compose
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: the most popular kind of fan generated content. No, not
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: the crude drawings of all the sexy characters, but fan fiction.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I will take suggestions from our wonderful Peak Improv audience
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: as to what our players Witcher fan fix will be about,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: which they then must compose, one word at a time,
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: back and forth between teammates until we reach a natural
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: or horny conclusion.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Whine apples.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: So, our wonderful Peak Improv audience, if you could help
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: me out here, If you could tell me your favorite
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: relationship from the Witcher, two characters that you would like
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: to hear a fan fiction about, just thinking about.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Do we want to do the rats?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: We're doing, Missile, We're doing missile and Siri, and I
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: think it's only right that we give this to the
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: wild cot herself.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen season four.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: So yeah, don't spoil it.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Someone better part the Rat show.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, whenever you're ready take it away, one more at a time,
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: let's hear an original witch of fan fiction.
• 53:36
  Speaker 21: As the Rat awakened, she looked upon Siri.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: And her illuminated what do you what?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Siri said, alluring wink.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Abashedly.
• 54:07
  Speaker 22: She looked at her mouth, the gaping hole in series face.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Love flore the mouth, they out of fall.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Have, said the rat.
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: Then Siri put her fingers in the rats mouths why.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: All right, let's end it there. That was fantastic.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever heard of mouth be referred
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: to as the gaping pole of the face. That was
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: genuinely fantastic. There were adverbs in there. It was amazing.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think I've got to give the
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: full five out of five points.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Get it up on a three for God's sake.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like another relationship from the Witcher, please this
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: time for are do you not entertained? Does anyone have
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: any suggestions?
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: And me? Oh, I love that.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna say, we're gonna go fan fiction style,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna say and.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: That he's gonna you can only imagine.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: So whenever you're ready, one word at a time, you're
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: fanfic about and the self insert who may or may
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: not be called Cory.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I can't stop thinking about your face, the way it is.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Just so.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Radiant and also expeditious. We cannot leave the castle because
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: there's a really big.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Storm, and.
• 57:09
  Speaker 12: Maybe instead we could wait out the storm together by fucking.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Romantic.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: The suspense built throughout that. I loved that so much.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: You kept it clean, you danced around it, you built
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: the tension, and then.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I loved it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think the flow was quite there as much
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: as with the other team, but I still thought it
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: was very strong. So I'm gonna give you guys four
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: out five. That's still pretty good. That's still pretty good. Okay,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: let's see one more fan fiction from each team. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: think I'm not turned on enough.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: I'm that turn me on.
• 58:06
  Speaker 10: When when you do it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Freaks me out.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, So this time I would like a creature or
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: monster from the Witchers, something that girlt slaves. Maybe any ideas,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: any suggestions, Dykestra, do we like.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: That trying to remember what a is?
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: The is that a vampire?
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: Was that the lady who was with the and who
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: the guy was keeping alive?
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: That is that, the lady.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: We can only do rat any any of the monsters
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: if you shout out fantasy things, it probably.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Drowner.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, we heard drowned. Should we do drowning water zombies? Yeah,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: let's do a fan fiction about a drowning. You can
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: take in any direction you like. When have you already
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: take it away?
• 59:06
  Speaker 21: Deep in the lagoon waited a lonely, hot, wet drowner.
• 59:19
  Speaker 21: She was knowledgeable and hot. One day a witcher came
• 59:30
  Speaker 21: and came The richer noticed the drowner, wet and knowledgeable,
• 59:46
  Speaker 21: and the drowner approached witcher and said, hey, there, witcher,
• 59:57
  Speaker 21: wanna unsheath the that sword?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: Wink.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 21: The witcher unsheathed his sword, wink the sword penetrating drowner
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 21: sheath and got really what? And then the drowner said, oh,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 21: feels good.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I like that he was potentially still doing his monster
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: slaying duty.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 17: It's like it's.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe for a drowner it feels good to die.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: It's like yeah, yeah, it's kind of like inception. It's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: like you don't really know how it ends.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: And they say sheath.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a pleasure and pain are so similar.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that is that is true.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: And for that truth, I'm going to give you the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: full five points.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Stronger or how many times we said, what.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Such a well place to do?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: It was great? I loved it. All Right, we're gonna
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: hear one more piece of fan fiction.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Do we know any more monsters at all?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: We should have a fan fic about Roach the Hole.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, so whenever you're ready, but ideally not without too
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: much of radio silence.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Take it away, one way at a time about Roach
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: the Horse.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Easy there, buddy, We've come so far together, but there's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: something I have to tell you. Come closer me, your
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: big ear.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Girl.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 12: The Witcher is not.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Able to control you because he is too.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Hot to handle.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: You have to become a Real's that.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think I need to explain myself five out
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: of five I would.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I'd also like to point out Ben's fist just getting tighter.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well around his reins. He was betting his flanks
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: and then he grabbed his reins. Just a quick fact.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Roach is a girl, but she needs to become a
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: real boy, my bed. I don't I don't think our
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: suspension of disbelief of the magical world should stop at
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: a girl horse becoming.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: A real boy?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 14: Care about gender or anything? Okay, that is the end
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 14: of round three.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Perhaps our resident Bard could sing the latest scores?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Is that? Would that be possible? What are the scores? Team?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: And do not entertained?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: Do not entertained?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Have pulled a head with n one more than the
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: other team? Quick will be.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Will it be Siri? We will find out? Look it
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: can watch season four to fine? It could? It could
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: all be rap? Would the entire quick Fire Around is
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: rat page with the nice ass and it's all rats?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: It's a rat queen?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: Im you know if if if I had to watch
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: season four in order to get a five on that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: rat fan fic, it was all worth it.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, yeah, totally.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: You can't have the time back though, so as Megan
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: alluded to, it can all change in the Quick Fire Around,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: which is coming up next. But before that, I'd like
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: to remind every one of tonight's mystery prize.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Jen could you hold up the box there what it's
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: all been about?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the winning team will receive that magic Mystery Prize.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Quick Fire Around should we do this, Yeah, yes, let's
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: do this. Our final quick fire around will test your
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: broader pop culture knowledge, and it's called meta gaming. It says, here,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: are we all familiar with Gwent? So in this game,
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  Speaker 2: I will give our players clues to a fictional game
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: from pop culture history. It could be a tabletop game,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: a sport, that sort of thing. Those clues will be
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: in the style of a stern quiz master asking questions.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Because after one hundred episodes, I can finally do the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: meta thing and just read the clues as intended. If
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: this is your first show, I'm subverting what I normally do,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: and now you're all caught up. There is, of course
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: a classic pandemonium twist. Before you say your answer, you
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: need to say about a game of then the answer
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: it's your best like villager.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: How about a game?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: Okay, so I don't have you'll count a bunch of
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: times like when.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: So you you buzz in with your team name, all
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: is like one kind of yeah, that'll work. And then
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: before you say your answer, you've got to say about
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: a game the game that is a fictional game from
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: pop culture. So for example, if I said which board
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: game can summon spiders? Monkeys and trap you in the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: I think I heard you know, and stay slightly before. No,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: thank you, but yes, it's it's the answer. It's practice.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: You can interrupt me at any point during the clue,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: as you just did so wonderfully.
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  Speaker 3: Are we all ready?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go, which international sport made its way
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: to the real world as quad ball equipment includes beatas
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: bats entertained, there was an intake of breath there, so
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: With How about a game of Yes it is an equidditch.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Which world game often found below a Holo deck, is
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: played on multiple platforms. It's an evolutionary variance on one
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: of the older strategy games in the world, first introduced
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: in the episode Where No Man Has Gone Before, played
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: on three vertical platforms.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Are do you not entertained?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Yes? Sore?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: How about a.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Game of three dimensional four dimensional chess?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Because chess is already three dimensions. You said three dimensional first,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: I'll give you it. Yes, try dimensional chess is what
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I've got here.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Chess is already three d.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: That's take it up at Star Trek, which video game
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: is named after a Lewis Carroll creature from Through the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Looking Glass. It was delisted from Netflix in twenty twenty five,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: and encourages the viewer to make choices for the game's career.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: How about a game of.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Oh fucker, Oh, I'll give you a few more seconds.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gone from my brain. Are you
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: not entertained?
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  Speaker 20: Ye?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Starting to do that with the accent.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 23: How about a game of band snare, which improvised social
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 23: game is never played the same way twice, often involving flags, masks,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 23: various scoring systems, or none of the above, often played
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 23: with a tiger named after a political philosopher political Okay.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: No, not this one.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Uh? Are you not entertained?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 20: Yes?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: How about a game of a caucus rice.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: It's not a caucus rice, but that's a really good guess.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: How about you repeat that question? It's the quick fire around.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid we'll pass on. That one was Calvin Ball,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: which national hyper normalized event is used as a mechanism
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: for controlling a fragmented industrialized population. Contestants travel to the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: capital to are do you not entertained?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I heard first?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 20: Oh?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I said it?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 22: Yeah, yes, I didn't even register that.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, Julia, Uh? How about a game of hunger game? No,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: it's American idol.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 16: No it is.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Which national hyper normalized violent reality TV game show is
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: used as a mechanism of control in a late stage
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: capitalist dystopia. Contestants or runners must evade hunters for thirty
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: days in order to win a cash prize. The series
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: was rebooted in twenty twenty five with old young heartthrob
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Glenn Powell.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Are you not entertained?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: How about a game of tag?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: It's not that it's not tag, but you would you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: do do this thing in tag?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: You said this thing?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: That one? Yes, Julia, how about a game of Chase?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: It's not Chase, it's the Running Man. We were looking
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: for one for the older fans there which which?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Which?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Two player card game is commonly played in post apocalyptic
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas and sees players try to build columns in
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: order to sell them. Often played by traders. This game
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: is named after a vehicle that British people might go
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: camping in art.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: That was almost exactly the same time.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: See the thing is the thing is I don't know,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: and so if you do know, Julia.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: How about a game of Caravan? It is caravan.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Should have taken it?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Which?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Board game requires two wizards? One maverick, one arbiter, one
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: to two warriors, one corporal, and a legerment, and was
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: invented by Ben Wyatt, who is referred to as the architect.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 15: Yes, oh fuck, I don't actually do you know? How
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 15: about a game of that one with the cones?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: I need its name?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Oh god? How about a game of cones of doun shy.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: And recreation?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Which variation on baseball is played in the year three thousand,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: especially in New York, where heated sports rivalries still exist,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: including the New New York Yankees and the New New
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: York Mets. Leela Taranga becomes the first female player of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: the game, satirizing twenty first century progress in women's sports.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Chris can't. Yes, a game of Smash them Up.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: It's a great guest, but it's not smashing up.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, how about a game of New New Baseball.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: It's a great guest, but it's not the right answer.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: It's blurns ball is what.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: We're looking for, okay?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Which game sees a bear, a boy, and a piglet
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: dropping twigs in a stream. Players drop branches from one
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: side of a bridge and race to see who's emerges
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: first on the other side.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Are you not entertained? Yes, Ben, I bet a game
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: of pine cone race. It's not pine cone races. That
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: might be the American version cunts.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, how about a game of try not to drown?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: That's what it should be called.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: No, it's sticks and I remember sticks.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: No, No, that's what we call all. We'll do more
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: of an American one.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 20: Now.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: A couple of minutes ago.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving that in which chaotic drinking game plays like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: an adult version of the floor is lava many young?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, Ben, I bet a game of real American, true American.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: I'll give you I'll give you it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: It's true American good stuff from Yes and quick Before
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: the buzzer, which magical clockwork board games these players houses
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: transported into outer space? Often seen as a spiritual successor
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: to example question in this round Dweyne Johnson routine. Yes, Ben,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Betty games is indeed us and that's the buzzer that
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: I will add in that movie.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Also in the Hunger Games, he's in two in this
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: lightning round. Fantastic. Do you want to come back to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: the Hunger Games episode? I'm reading it right now for
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: the first time. I'm happy, I'm excited for Yeah.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: It's a good book, but we're here to talk about
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: the way. Yeah, okay, that was the buzzer. Before we
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: get to the final scores, I'd like to thank our players.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: You all slayed And that's the first time I've ever
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: said said that in that context. Okay, I'm going to
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: do some promos now, Ben Amanda, you are both brilliant
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: improvisers and puppeteers. Tell our listeners what Felty and Friends
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: is all about and where and when folks can come
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: and see it.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 10: It is the second Friday of every month here at
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: Peak Improv Theater, and it is about sticking around with puppets.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's got a lot of heart.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: It's a it's a show about friendship, and it's about
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: a show about what unites us and about fairy tales
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: and about building community, just like Shrek.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: Just like Shrek. And it's naughty like Shrek. Yeah, even
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: naughtier than Shrek.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: And it takes place here but also somewhere else, just
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: like Shrek. I love.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: If you liked that joke, you will like.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get your tickets to see Felty and Friends.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: They are a fantastic show. They are some of the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: quickest improvisers that we have here at the peak improp
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: the but on top of that also control puppets at
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: the same time.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: I have no idea how you guys manage it.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: My right shoulder is really buff incredible.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this time for plugs, Amanda, Julia stick horses.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: That's family friendly improv. And it's the first Friday of
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: every month.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is the first Friday of every month.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: And we are preceded by our lovely new opening team
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: Friends of the Pilot, who are doing short form family
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: friendly improv as well.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and we do say a lot less. So if
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 10: it made you uncomfortable, no worries, just don't.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 24: We don't do that. Stake horses, we'll get fired. Yes,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 24: zero cunt, we give cunt. But you know, serment we
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 24: don't say it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: You don't say.
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  Speaker 21: Serve, don't say serves, don't say, don't ask, don't know.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: And I think Ben just Ben guest Bedroom is Yes,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: you'll also bedroom.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: We have a show on the twenty fourth.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: It's an incredible improv team of also of our local improvisers,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: and we do themed shows. We have not yet picked
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: a theme for this month, but it's going on in
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: the group chat right now. Figure it out how we
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: might do a rat theme which your season.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Five fourth Saturday of every month.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: It's the fourth Saturday, every month of every single month.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Tom, Yes, love me some guest bedroom. Check out peakimprov
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• 1:16:16
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  Speaker 2: going to take a trip out here and you listen
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: to this and you're like, I've got to check out
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: some improv. Let's get to those final scores, Jen or
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Megan even, Okay.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 25: This game was really close. I won't tell a lie. Wow,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 25: it almost ended on an.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Time.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: There's one point difference between the winners and losing team.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: The winners two people love the team building suspect.
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  Speaker 17: Okays twenty two, two.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Twenty three. Today it snowed. If it were warmer, it
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: would have rained.
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  Speaker 3: The weirders.
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  Speaker 6: Two nights are.
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  Speaker 20: Not and.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 25: You know today.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Are Do you not entertained? You win the Mystery prize.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 11: Mystery Calling on its own magic beautiful rash rat. What
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 11: we gotta grab that side and I'll got this side
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 11: you oh it bit me.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: It's a lion.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: It's a Dandelion. This has been pandemonium. Thank you so
• 1:18:06
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• 1:18:08
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• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: It was our first episode of the year, our first
• 1:18:43
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• 1:18:46
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• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: She is one of the owners of the Peaking Prov Theater.
• 1:18:53
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• 1:18:56
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• 1:18:59
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• 1:19:07
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• 1:19:09
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• 1:19:13
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• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: it is in American temperature, but it was like minus
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: nine celsius. That's got to be that's got to be
• 1:19:22
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• 1:19:29
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• 1:19:31
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• 1:19:35
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• 1:19:39
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• 1:19:45
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