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DLHS Hour 4 | F- You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the dal Huge Show, your twenty twenty six edition.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in Buffalo, I'm here, come through. We're here
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  Speaker 1: tonight to tomorrow, to the night to tomorrow and one
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  Speaker 1: Sunday at Helamb. So come check us out if you're
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  Speaker 1: taking after all that's gone on, you know, the freezing
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  Speaker 1: cold temperatures, the bills getting cheated out of an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to see if they can, you know, get to the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl again. It's all happened. Got the coach fired, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was a good coach. Did he get hired again
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  Speaker 1: for somewhere, Not that I heard yet. I'm sure he will.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he will.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL has a series of great young coaches. Man,
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  Speaker 1: did you see everybody got the good hall of fame?
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  Speaker 2: And said Bill Belichim, Yeah, that is crazy. That is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That is crazy. That is crazy. Ain't ever everything got
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  Speaker 2: a twenty four year old girlfriend? Yeah, you wait your turn. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: there's plenty of those. Okay, a whole lot of Hall
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  Speaker 2: of fame. But he'll keep you out in the Hall
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  Speaker 2: of fame. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Now, some people really get upset with me, So we
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  Speaker 1: gave them opportunity to vent with our segment call that
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  Speaker 1: few deal Hugley, won't you please welcome? I Fudo Huge
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  Speaker 1: correspondent Little Lucy James, Well.
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  Speaker 3: This is me, see James.
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  Speaker 4: Your Fu d Huey correspondent Our first f U d
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  Speaker 4: Huli comment is from Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: Daddy Dear, says d L.
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  Speaker 4: I heard your son say there was a time in
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  Speaker 4: his life when.
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  Speaker 3: He believes he didn't love him.
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  Speaker 4: How could you let that happen while you were attacking
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  Speaker 4: the president, teasing terry crews and making fun of the
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  Speaker 4: problems within the Catholic Church. You think you had taken
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  Speaker 4: time out to give your son a hugging and kiss
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  Speaker 4: and tell him you love him. You definitely take care
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  Speaker 4: of your family financially, but emotionally you're a deadbeat dad.
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  Speaker 4: But d Huglien hire An except Hugli comment comes from
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  Speaker 4: the dhu we show website.
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  Speaker 3: Struggle twenty nineteen says d L.
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  Speaker 2: We get it.
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  Speaker 3: You are rich. I mean, how can we not know?
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  Speaker 4: All you and your Elia's friends ever talked about is
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  Speaker 4: four thousand dollars, cigars, Malibu mansions, Bedley's first.
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  Speaker 3: Class fights and pot them cofflets.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever stop and think about his people who
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  Speaker 4: listen to your show while driving our nine year old
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  Speaker 4: used cars to our second minimum wage jobs in order
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  Speaker 4: to struggle keeping the lights on at our three bedroom
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  Speaker 4: mental house in the hood that has six people living
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  Speaker 4: in it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. You disconnected, Bougie Negro fuck Hughughly.
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  Speaker 4: Today's last fud Julie comment is Facebook Hugly Fans sifty
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  Speaker 4: four says d L.
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  Speaker 3: I was your biggest man.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen every one of your comedy few episodes, all
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  Speaker 4: your comedy specials, TV shows, movies.
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  Speaker 3: And even your podcasts.
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  Speaker 4: I listen to your radio show every day. But that's
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  Speaker 4: where the problem lies. When I listen to you on
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  Speaker 4: the radio then watch you on TV. I hate you
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  Speaker 4: tell the same joke. Come on, DL, you mean you
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  Speaker 4: can't find different jokes for the radio and TV. You
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  Speaker 4: have to cheat those fans by recycling jokes. I said
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  Speaker 4: you were a king of comedy. I bet Steven Cedric
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  Speaker 4: the other kings will give us original jokes.
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  Speaker 3: No one you didn't get the family few job. Fuhgly.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's it for this meet. This has been nazy James,
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  Speaker 3: your f you d HLI correspondent, and it's but now the.
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  Speaker 1: Time what you need to know with the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 5: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we needed to know. Federal
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  Speaker 5: agents arrested former CNN anchor Don Lemon late Thursday on
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  Speaker 5: charges that he violated federal law during a January eighteenth
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  Speaker 5: protest in Saint Paul, Minnesota against the Trump Administration's immigration crackdown.
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  Speaker 5: The case was rejected last week by a magistrate judge.
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  Speaker 5: Mister Lemon said he was reporting as a journalist when
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  Speaker 5: he entered a church to observe a demonstration against the
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  Speaker 5: immigration crackdown in the area. He scheduled to appear in
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  Speaker 5: federal court in Los Angeles later today. A government shutdown
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  Speaker 5: may have been averted, just in the nick of time.
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  Speaker 5: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer announced a bipartisan deal to
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  Speaker 5: keep the lights on. They struck a deal with the
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  Speaker 5: Republicans and the White House to pass five spending bills
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  Speaker 5: to fund a large portion of the government for the
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  Speaker 5: remainder of the fiscal year, as well as a stopgap
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  Speaker 5: measure to fund the Department of Homeland Security for two
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  Speaker 5: additional weeks while they continue negotiating guardrails to reign in
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  Speaker 5: immigration agents. It's unclear how quickly the House can and
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  Speaker 5: will process the funding bills after the Senate passes them.
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  Speaker 5: The New York Times reports President Trump is weighing new
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  Speaker 5: aggressive military options against Iran. Officials say these proposals go
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  Speaker 5: much further than previous plans, reportedly including US rates on
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  Speaker 5: targets inside Iran to counter the regime's crackdown on protesters.
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  Speaker 5: The strikes will potentially focus on nuclear and missile facilities,
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  Speaker 5: or even aim to weaken the supreme leaders hold on power.
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  Speaker 2: Let's have some entertainment news.
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  Speaker 5: The check is supposed to be in the mail. Spotify
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  Speaker 5: says it's paid out a staggering eleven billion dollars in
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  Speaker 5: royalties to labels and artists over this last year. While
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  Speaker 5: that brings their all time payout to seventy billion dollars,
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  Speaker 5: the platform still faces a lot of heat from artists
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  Speaker 5: who say streaming rates are far too low compared to
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  Speaker 5: competitors like Apple Music. To subscribe to my free daily newsletter,
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  Speaker 5: four to seven. Go to news one dot com. I'm
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  Speaker 5: Sybil Wilf's being formed. Be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil that will do it for us. Like gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: we sincerely thank you for tuning in all wakes to deal.
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  Speaker 1: He can show your twenty twenty six editions. I am
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  Speaker 1: in Buffalo. I'm waiting in the fight with you, freezing
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  Speaker 1: my ass off. So I have to tonight at I
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  Speaker 1: have to to night to tomorrow. On one Sunday, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be at a club Helium, the comedy club Helium,
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  Speaker 1: so to to night to Tomorrow and one Sunday. So
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  Speaker 1: come check me out if you take a notion in
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 5: I saw where the chick from Shark Tank, that Barbara Cocora,
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  Speaker 5: and I think her name is how she faked her
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  Speaker 5: own funeral for her seventieth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I think that would be funny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't want to just throw a party, so
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  Speaker 5: she said she thought she'd stayed her own funeral, and
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  Speaker 5: so she laid in a coffin for about ten minutes
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  Speaker 5: to kick everything off.
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  Speaker 2: I probably what is it? Yeah, exactly, you will have
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  Speaker 2: a war? What fun Yeah? I mean I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to that. I don't even like him at the Hunted
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  Speaker 2: House and I ain't doing none of that. That's a
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  Speaker 2: different way to jump the shark, right, sure skipped my man,
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  Speaker 2: cheat them what you learned today, baby learn? I'm just
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  Speaker 2: looking forward to the weekend, man, just I just want
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  Speaker 2: to chill. Hopefully I can just chill this weekend. Yeah, hopefully.
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  Speaker 2: You know, well you chilled last week. Yeah that was
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  Speaker 2: that was iced in the house. I don't I want to.
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  Speaker 2: I want to about dj DJ. I saw you out
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  Speaker 2: there at your shovel trying to get your date open.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they should let the people to salt the
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  Speaker 1: fried salt put the McDonald's because they got it. On
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  Speaker 1: the next deal, he will show the military man Jamal Kings.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to be returning to exposed racism hitting in
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  Speaker 1: our everyday lives. Plus, we have another special case short
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  Speaker 1: bus records. Banger have a great safe wee get into
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  Speaker 1: the deal he was, so we will definitely see you
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  Speaker 1: on another side. Cole a favorite short bus operator pool Lestraight,
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  Speaker 1: we got to go.
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  Speaker 2: It is the deal. He will show see you on
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  Speaker 2: the other side.