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Jeannie made out with a felon anyway! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Last week, we were talking about going on a date
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  Speaker 1: with someone and having, like, a terrible time, but you
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  Speaker 1: made out with them anyway. I happened to pick up
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  Speaker 1: Jeannie's call this morning, and I was like, Jeannie, could
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  Speaker 1: you please come on the air and tell us that
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  Speaker 1: story later? So here she is. Hello, Jeannie.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us about the terrible date you went on, but
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  Speaker 1: you made out with them anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I have a friend, and she's older than me, and
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  Speaker 2: she said that her son had just got out of prison,
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  Speaker 2: and he'll be at her house. Well, I ended up
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  Speaker 2: going to the bar that night. I guess I met him.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was a total jerk. He kept staring
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  Speaker 2: at me. I told a friend of mine, if he
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  Speaker 2: don't quit staring, I'm going to hit him. I said,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like him in any way, shape, or form.
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  Speaker 2: The next day, I went to my friend's house. He's there.
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  Speaker 2: I said, oh, God. He tries to talk. I ignore him.
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  Speaker 2: His mom wants to know how my night went at
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  Speaker 2: the bar. I told her. He gets up, walks out
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  Speaker 2: of the room, comes back, hands me a bag. I
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  Speaker 2: look in the bag. It's filled with nothing but condoms.
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  Speaker 2: I left. I had nothing. As soon as I leave,
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  Speaker 2: get down the road, my phone rings. I thought, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I left something at her house. Nope, it was him.
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  Speaker 2: He called, what are you doing? I said, I'm going home,
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  Speaker 2: hung up. He called right back, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going home. He does this the whole ride home, okay?
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  Speaker 2: So I ended up saying, well, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: go to the bar? So I took him to the
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  Speaker 2: bar that night. He has no money, no cigarettes, no nothing.
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  Speaker 2: He's a total jerk to everybody. He's just, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 2: it's horrible. I take him home. We ended up kissing
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. And he starts messaging me. Back then
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  Speaker 2: it was email. So he's emailing me left and right
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  Speaker 2: when I get home. And so I asked him to
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  Speaker 2: go out again just to get rid of him. And
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  Speaker 2: he is, oh, my God, he's gorgeous. He really is.
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  Speaker 2: He's got muscles to die for. You could hang off
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  Speaker 2: of him like a monkey. And we made out again.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, oh, God, I don't know what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot stand him. He's a total jerk. He thinks
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  Speaker 2: everybody wants him. He's sarcastic. He's just everything you can
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  Speaker 2: think of. And, oh, well, we ended up getting married. Aww.
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  Speaker 1: See, your friend knew.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend knew once he got out of prison that
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  Speaker 2: he'd be your man. Oh, my goodness. And you still
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  Speaker 2: talk about him like you're disgusted with him. But you
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  Speaker 2: love that man. In fact, we're divorced. And we still
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  Speaker 2: live together. We're still laughing like we're married. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What the heck? That's so many twists of real love
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  Speaker 2: right there. What a poster ride that was. hearing he's
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  Speaker 2: hollering he's there with you right now he's wow they're
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  Speaker 2: about to get to kissing holy smokes people would say
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  Speaker 2: where's where's he at because at first they didn't know
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  Speaker 2: his name I said oh my idiot he's outside wow
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  Speaker 2: yeah for the longest it was then they'd start saying
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  Speaker 2: where's your idiot at and I'd say oh he's in
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  Speaker 2: the car I was at the house that's love right
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  Speaker 2: there we have a 16 year old kid now Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Junior.
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  Speaker 2: No, I like this one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Jeannie, what a great story.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you called back.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, girl, I like you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.