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On An Island With The Lion King - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 91 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you at
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  Speaker 2: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 2: Dad Podcast. It is Tuesday, December six. We are in
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  Speaker 2: the plane studio. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Just you're a little you're coming a little hot just
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  Speaker 1: the studio. I was like, it's just the loudest human
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  Speaker 1: being I've ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 2: What is up everybody? That's why I put my headphones
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  Speaker 2: down there because they could hear them when they were like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You came a little bit hot. But that's just what
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  Speaker 1: happens when you're on the plan. Breseet just brings the energy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: draws it out of you like a fucking those strips
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  Speaker 1: that bring the black heads out of your nose.
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  Speaker 2: It is crazy that they got their set like this
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  Speaker 2: is in the Ritz Carlton. The rents out a room
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  Speaker 2: there and put the studio there.
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  Speaker 1: They were going to use the four seasons they like.
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  Speaker 1: They looked around and they're like, this is trash.
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  Speaker 2: This looks terrible. This isn't really gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also gonna ask you to stop adjusting that microphone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be adjusting it the whole time every
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  Speaker 1: time you adjusted.
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  Speaker 2: Really, does it actually make a lot of noise? A
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  Speaker 2: decent amout Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares that you're you're a mic adjuster? Just throw
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  Speaker 1: them on just to see what the fuck is going on.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this cute little yeah.
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  Speaker 2: As loud as fuck. Look at this cute little statue too.
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  Speaker 2: Here's this Matisse. I don't think it's that loud. Brother,
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  Speaker 2: you're tripping your head.
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  Speaker 1: He just changed it, he just turned you down. You're
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  Speaker 1: good now, bro nah Son of a boy Dad.
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  Speaker 2: Son of a boy Dad podcast. God, I love this
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  Speaker 2: show in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what if this was our studio? I fuck with it.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely a little more lively.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be more fun to watch probably. Yeah, we've
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  Speaker 1: bitched enough about backgrounds and now we finally have a
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  Speaker 1: backdrop that we can really fucking sink our teeth into
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  Speaker 1: big time. What's your pussy ass been up to.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I've just been fucking grinding my ass off lately,
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  Speaker 2: just NonStop work. I love that. Yeah, I love the
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  Speaker 2: grind now. I've actually been slacking hard since Thanksgiving. Fuck
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  Speaker 2: and I had a moment of time to get my
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  Speaker 2: grind up this morning. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a conversation about going sober.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we gotta go sober.
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  Speaker 1: Since then, I drank every night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah me too. I had like ten beers yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, and it was Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Well it was because I did stuff Island and I
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  Speaker 2: got there and they were like, you want to what
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  Speaker 2: do you guys want to drink and I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh, fuck, you had to have ten.
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  Speaker 2: I had to have ten. What are you a superhero?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't actually have ten. I actually didn't drink a lot.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I did last night as I watched that new Barbarian movie.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: What's it about? Ass in a good way? Dude. There's
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  Speaker 2: so many bad horror movies that you watch the trailer
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, this is gonna be good, and then
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  Speaker 2: it sucks. It's just hard to scare people. I just
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  Speaker 2: wasn't getting scared and then like the like the the
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  Speaker 2: ending just sucked.
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  Speaker 1: It's because living in the real world so damn scary.
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  Speaker 1: I know, what the fuck could be scarier than the
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  Speaker 1: fucking Biden presidency?
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  Speaker 2: I know nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What could be scarier than herschel Walker being elected to
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  Speaker 1: whatever the fuck he's running for.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no clue, dude. There was like a
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  Speaker 2: It was like, I don't know, it just wasn't good,
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  Speaker 2: and I was really looking forward to watching it because
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  Speaker 2: I watched the trailer when I was with my fan
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, this movie looks horrifying. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's really air. I think it's really easy to
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  Speaker 2: make a horror trailer. Yeah, that looks good.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it's the same editor who cuts the
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  Speaker 1: trailers that edits the movie or do you think it's
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  Speaker 1: a whole other.
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  Speaker 2: Job that job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, and that guy's probably sick at his job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's just way better at it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: stop looking at these loose eyelashes on the table. There's
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  Speaker 1: so many of these. Loo look at all, look right
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  Speaker 1: here at you.
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  Speaker 2: Gross. Look at all these loose eyelashes. Gross.
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  Speaker 1: Which I guess you know that we are the hermit
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  Speaker 1: crabs who kind of crawled into the shell, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: we can't complain about what's in the shell. But these
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  Speaker 1: loose eyelashes are really throwing it for a loop.
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  Speaker 2: I hope they're not that someone's eyelashes are just falling out. No,
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  Speaker 2: they can't be rid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like pixie dust eyelashes in my eyes. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be ready for that.
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  Speaker 2: So how's it going, man? Pretty long time? No, I
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  Speaker 2: only i've seen you since before Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's we should have a lot to cat chup.
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  Speaker 2: On, but we don't. We're just we were having like
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  Speaker 2: three hour facetimes every night, I know, just we could
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  Speaker 2: fucking miss your ass.
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  Speaker 1: We could rehash those conversations, but people don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear us leving on each other. They want to hear
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  Speaker 1: us calling each other gay like that and making fun
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  Speaker 1: of each other's bodies exactly. They want to hear body
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  Speaker 1: negativity out of us, not body positivity, not me being
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  Speaker 1: telling you you fucking got this dude, you actually look
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  Speaker 1: really hot.
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  Speaker 2: Dude? Did you see that? Uh? When you when? When
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  Speaker 2: it was it was the Black Friday Sale and you
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  Speaker 2: quote tweeted like that video that I did, that we
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  Speaker 2: did that you filmed with me, And the comment with
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  Speaker 2: the top comment was like, it's so obvious that Sassin
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  Speaker 2: Rone just fucking hate each other. I liked that.
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  Speaker 1: I had to throw it like as if that's not
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  Speaker 1: how you've acted like in every video.
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  Speaker 2: The context of that video was me walking to my
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  Speaker 2: desk after we finished recording and you you going take
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  Speaker 2: this merch with a camera in my face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And because they were like you need to do
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  Speaker 1: this video and now I'm like leaving of the fucking
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  Speaker 1: leaving for the holidays, like trying to get it out
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  Speaker 1: of as they're recording eight episodes in a row.
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  Speaker 2: That was the Monday before Thanksgiving? Was it the Monday?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that was in Yeah, yeah, we snuggle Bonus
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  Speaker 1: episode in there, and they're like, yeah, you need to
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  Speaker 1: do this video, like we don't care what the concept is.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, just do this fucking
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  Speaker 1: video so we can be done with our work for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I heard that we were like top top sellers.
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  Speaker 2: I heard we sold out every every item. I heard
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  Speaker 2: that we were the number one sellers because of that,
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  Speaker 2: because of that video.
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  Speaker 1: People can't see it right now, but there's literally coat racks,
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  Speaker 1: like full clothing racks of Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 1: merch in this room, unreleased Son of a Boy Dad merch.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of sucks that we'll never be able to
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  Speaker 2: compete with like Busting with the Boys because they all
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  Speaker 2: have just friends who are worth like eight hundred million dollars,
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  Speaker 2: being like, I guess I'll buy ten thousand dollars worth
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  Speaker 2: of Busting with the Boys merch.
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  Speaker 1: Or their advertisements are just NFL players, Yeah, like in
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  Speaker 1: the tunnel on game day.
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  Speaker 2: We're never gonna be able to compete with that. Some
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  Speaker 2: as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, who can we send some merch to that
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  Speaker 1: would respect? But do you think Gave Davis would wear something,
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  Speaker 1: bring some shit up to Buffalo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, so I have to do talk about Buffalo.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to be in Buffalo December fifteenth through seventeenth.
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  Speaker 2: But the Bills game got moved to that Saturday, which
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why. Does anyone know why that happened?
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  Speaker 1: They flexed it. It's more exciting games, so they wanted
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  Speaker 1: it to ab being flexed.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So the Bills game got flexed. Isn't it
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  Speaker 2: fun to say? Yeah? Doesn't it sound sweet? So we
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  Speaker 2: are I think what's happening is we're doing one show Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: two shows Friday, and then we're canceling the late show
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday, and the early show is going to get
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  Speaker 2: moved to like five pm. And then if those all
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  Speaker 2: sell out, which they're going to.
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  Speaker 1: Just a little truffle shuffle, you know, you're just moving
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  Speaker 1: stuff around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, then we'll add a show to Thursday or Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm pretty sure it's going to be Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. So everybody up in Buffalo, don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: He's coming back.
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  Speaker 2: Because I had people DM and me all right, being like, yo,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta change this right now?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that some people would Are they gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the same people that saw you up in Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: two months ago?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I think they'll probably be some returning people.
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  Speaker 2: I think they'll probably be some returning people from Rochester too.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna bless them with some new material?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 1: Whole new hour, always new hour every time you get
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  Speaker 1: up there. Yea new hour every show that you have.
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  Speaker 1: That's just a dedication. He loves to write.
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  Speaker 2: I just love to fucking write. No, Actually, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I've been gaming insane amounts. Yeah, like ten hour sessions.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of games? Are we playing? War Zone? The
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  Speaker 2: New war Zone? Because I took my ac out of
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  Speaker 2: my apartment. Oh finally I can play video games now.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, Tyler said that you took it out and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, how.
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  Speaker 2: That was so easy, dude? And also no water came
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  Speaker 2: out and I just threw it away. There was nowhere
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  Speaker 2: for me to put it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have sold it and.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a thousand bucks. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: that's fucking nothing. Yeah, that's like it was like one
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It's like an hour in Rochester. Yeah, I heard the
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  Speaker 1: Rochester shows were incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Rochester shows were like three months ago. Brother, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was in September.
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  Speaker 1: They were incredible.
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  Speaker 2: You have people out there. Oh yeah it was. Rochester
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  Speaker 2: was fun.
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  Speaker 1: They loved you in Rochester. I know that all about you.
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  Speaker 1: And New Brunswick. New Brunswick was sick.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now, now Runswick was fun. Bridgeport was a
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  Speaker 2: fucking nightmare. Why, oh dude, that is the worst place
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  Speaker 2: on earth.
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  Speaker 1: Bridgeport, Connecticut.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, I alway talked to you about Providence.
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  Speaker 2: Providence is like fucking compared to Bridgeport.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how do you wind up in cities? I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's just wherever there's a comedy club.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you just can't. You can't do like
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  Speaker 2: major cities every weekend because like there's so many touring
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  Speaker 2: comedians and.
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  Speaker 1: There's not that many major cities. Yeah, there's a finite
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  Speaker 1: amount of major cities.
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  Speaker 2: So like I had some bad ones. I mean I
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  Speaker 2: had to do Bloomington, which was actually Bloomington was fun. Bloomington.
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  Speaker 2: Bridgeport not the bad one.
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  Speaker 1: Just talk about the worst possible one.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was Bridgeport for sure, Yeah by a mile.
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  Speaker 2: What was so bad about it? First of all, there
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  Speaker 2: was no one. There was like sixty people per show
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  Speaker 2: probably that's which seems like not about it mount But
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  Speaker 2: the room was like three hundred.
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  Speaker 1: So what did you tell them? A'll just gather towards
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  Speaker 1: the front door.
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  Speaker 2: Now, face dude, I think the population of Bridgeport is
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  Speaker 2: probably like two thousand people. There's not one person on
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  Speaker 2: the street.
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  Speaker 1: So percentage wise, it might have been your most fat show,
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  Speaker 1: Kurt Kapite, you might have had the most people there
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  Speaker 1: at the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: What does Bridgeport even have? How do people even know
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  Speaker 1: about bridge Murder?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good crime, it's bad. It's a nasty city. Did
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  Speaker 2: you murder? Noah?
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  Speaker 1: No, absolutely you didn't participate. Now the local crimes were
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  Speaker 1: you going on out there?
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  Speaker 2: They didn't murder off the stage or on the stage.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, you should have done one. You gotta pick everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Every man has to pick his code, which way that
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  Speaker 1: he's going to go with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, come see sass up in Buffalo. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be fucking sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. New Brunswick was. The shows were actually really fun,
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  Speaker 2: really yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, you would have probably never gotten to the
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  Speaker 1: frat parties up there. Not a chance you seriously, you
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  Speaker 1: could have hacked at Rutgers. There's almost no doubt in
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  Speaker 1: my mind that you could hack it at Rutgers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rutgers is actually that New Brunswick's a nice little city,
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  Speaker 2: nice little town. Oh yeah, it's lovely. Uh. Ron Guardini
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  Speaker 2: came out the little guest spot. He did. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: dude's a beast. Fucking bombed his dick off. He did.
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  Speaker 1: No, why did you say that?
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  Speaker 2: Then he definitely did. Now he did well. He actually
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  Speaker 2: did really well. He should have done better. The crowd
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  Speaker 2: got a little weird on him because he was making like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what the joke was. Well, actually
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  Speaker 2: I know though joke. It was actually hysterical. But the
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  Speaker 2: crowd got a little weird on him.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that that guy who got a police shot?
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  Speaker 1: Like didn't like there's some news about that police shooting
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  Speaker 1: that you guys made fun of that you made fun of.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I thought he was okay, Yeah he is.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's like some new news about maybe the
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  Speaker 1: cop got fired or some shit like that guy came out.
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  Speaker 2: As gay or something. Yeah, yeah, there's some.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like news about it. And to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: there this the freeze frame of the guy looking out
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  Speaker 1: the door was a little bit funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it was a big day for
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  Speaker 2: me and the barstool HR team when we found out
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  Speaker 2: that he was going home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like when OJ found out he got off.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's like hugging each other.
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  Speaker 2: Thank god she was keeping me off at night for
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  Speaker 2: a good bit. You're about to get the end, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: if his kid fucking dies.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the hospital, like suggesting ship for them to do,
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  Speaker 1: and you try to track you out of me, try
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  Speaker 1: giving him some some more pain.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Coll What is that thing that they do with the oh, defibrillator. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: defibrilator shock him again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, SaaS pushes the surgeon out of the way and
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  Speaker 1: gives him mouth to mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't fucking die. I've got a career now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Happy to see that he's doing better. But I think
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  Speaker 2: he's back in the hospital. There's complications.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like, well, time plus tragedy equals comedy. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we just had to add a little bit of time
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  Speaker 1: to that tragedy.
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  Speaker 2: We just need him to get home again because he's
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  Speaker 2: back in the host. But I'm pretty sure, Yeah, he's back.
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  Speaker 2: Eat McDonald's bro too far that way, too far.
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  Speaker 1: Up, super fucked up. What did you do all Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving? I went home, saw your dog, saw my dog. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was good. It was a good little week.
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  Speaker 1: What do you guys do when you Does your family
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  Speaker 1: sit around the television altogether?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, everybody's just there in the same room, in
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  Speaker 2: the same chair the entire time. Yeah, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: get up once.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the best chair or does your papa get
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  Speaker 1: the best chair in the.
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  Speaker 2: Pa gets the best chair? Yeah? What would happen if
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  Speaker 2: you tried to sit in your daddy's chair? But Papa
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  Speaker 2: is very mobile. Oh really, he's not always sitting down
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  Speaker 2: like I am. Well, I was always moving around. Does
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  Speaker 2: he have nervous energy around you? Now? He's just always
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  Speaker 2: moving around. He's got to do stuff, high energy individual.
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  Speaker 2: He's busy man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what uh? What's your what's your seat set up?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 2: I got the chair with with the with the leg
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  Speaker 2: rest at my house.
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  Speaker 1: My dad has his chair and I just don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't care to sit in it. I'm not even trying
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  Speaker 1: to sit in it. But I was wind up, like
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  Speaker 1: laying on the floor. Always give up. Yeah, the funk
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: shway is kind of fucked up.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like my sister's boyfriend sit on the floor. Oh really, Yeah,
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: he gets the floor, da pad against the fucking.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Wall a little bitch, Yeah, damn give him a hard time.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, show him.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Your gun full of his feathers a little bit. You
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: know that I got on the floor, bitch, that's your seat.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: You get the floor. I'm a car, not on the carpet, on.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: The hard Yeah, you're as in the hardwood. No pillow
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: a pillow? Yeah, I was lying the floor. Put some
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: pillows up. My dad will trip over the pillows as
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: if I haven't been sitting on the same spot on
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: the floor for twenty five years.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Gotta get like a lawn chair or something. Just bring
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: that in, like a little beach chair.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: No, we're not trying to sit in a lawn chair.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Put a lawn chair and you're fucking in your light.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: On the floor all weekend.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't have to sit on the floor, but
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: the floor faces the TV like I'm trying to be
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: squared up with the TV.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what else used to the TV? The
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: lawn chair. Because you can bring in a little bring
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: in one of those just nice foldable beach chairs.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Instead it square in front of everybody who's planted down. Yeah,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: it's bullshit. They we got to switch the function way.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: They got a bigger couch, so there's like more seats,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: but it's not as deep. I'd rather have a deep
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: couch that had less seats than a fucking skinny ass
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: couch that can sit like eighteen people.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you even fucking settle for one
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: instead of the other.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Great, great Thanksgiving dude, Great to see vibes, Great to
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: see the fam, dude. Great to see the fucking in football. God,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: how are your fucking bets bad?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: But I actually want a big one. Last night Parlay
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Live bet the Bucks when they were down three to
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: sixteen money line.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Tommy's calling, Yoky, are you there? Yeah, I'm recording some
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: of a boy dad. Okay, sassage right here, sasage right here.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sas. I don't want to talk to him right now.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: He says, he doesn't want to talk to you right now. Okay,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to me either very much.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: All right, bro, Sassin. Tommy's relationship is like those two
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: little eight year olds that like have to gritty in
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: front of the fucking entire neighborhood for the hot girls,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: just having a little gritty off in front of the
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: whole neighborhood.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Tommy said, you were ghosting him all week.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I know that's not true.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: He was like, have you talked around at all? And
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, a couple of times. And he
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, He's like I have tried to talk
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: to him, like multiple times. He hasn't answered me. And
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I was probably because he doesn't like you. Oh well, yeah, no.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: He texted me five times in the same day about
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: and you never applied once. It was on sat It
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: was on Saturday night when we when we were on
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: the this was Saturday night.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: That's cruel.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It's Saturday night.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Who cares, bro I was flying back Saturday. I'm dropping
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: everything I'm doing.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: It's flying back from the Grenadines, dude and I and
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I answered him the rest of the time, but he's
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: asking me we're working on like a special top seeker
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: project that, uh, well whatever.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 17:05
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• 17:07
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• 17:17
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• 17:20
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• 17:21
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• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I just didn't have answers for him. I should have
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: just told him I didn't have the answers.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Wow, holy shit, let me see. I like how
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: they just throw a little baby in Hooter's gear on
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: this too, in between all the titties.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: If you're listening to the podcast, there's a fucking massive
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Hooters calendar.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: The ninety two.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, bro, that was a good year for titties.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Titties were different back here. Yeah, this is a good
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: year for ribcages. These bitches had the longest rib cages
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: back in the nineties. It's a good year for fucking
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: fake curly hair. These bitches were crimping their hair, crimping
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: their style. Look at that bathing suit. Oh god, damn it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I flipped this one. No not that.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: One page sixteen.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, or the pages sticking together? Holy fuck?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Who's Brianna Chicken Fries producer?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Have you guys realized that Brianna Chicken Fries team is
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: all females?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Misogynistic.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of undiverse.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Wait what do we got here? What the fuck? Oh yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: sticking together? What does it say? It says for emergency
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: use only. Oh this must be like to hide. I
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: get it. This is for the children. Fold it over
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: and be like, yeah, this is my calendar.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, best genius for the fucking porno heads out
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: there that are trying to hide their dirty, dirty ways. Whoa,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: what's the Do you think the people who have like
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: hot calendars beat off to the calendar?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he thinks so. I remember I had a buddy
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: in like when I was in like elementary school, and
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: his older brother had like the sports illustrated swimsuit calendar,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: the swimsuit edition, no calendar of the calendar.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, beating off to a calendar is weird. Yeah, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I guess that that this is ninety two ninety two.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Their fucking the hub at their fingertips. It's not like
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: they could just get to the bottom of all the
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: us to beat off, to go to Hooters to beat off,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: you had to orders to beat off.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no drive through in park, crank one out
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: will you guys are making the food.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It's like when you go to a gas station and
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: try and use their bathroom. It's like, no, no, you
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: got to buy something. Oh yeah, you got to get
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: a basket of wings before you take or you bust
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: your nuts.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: You know, I haven't been to I don't. I don't
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: think I've been to a Hooters. I went to a
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Hooters when we won a hockey game when I was
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: in like second grade. The whole team went, But I
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: don't think I've ever been to one outside of that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: In my seventh and eighth grade birthday parties, we went
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: to the Hooters in Baltimore in the Inner Harbor.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Damn must have been rough.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: It was a ninety minute drive down to the Hooters somewhere.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you just go to like Philly.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I think we went to like a Baltimore I don't
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: know game we went to, Yeah, like an Orioles game
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: My birthday, yeah, it was I like told the girls
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: in my house were out there or in my grade school.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: They were like, where are you going for your birthday?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: And it was like the strip club, dude. There's like
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: all different types of Hooters now too. There's like golf Hooters,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: country Hooters.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw there's flat ass Hooters.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Flat ass hooters. Yeah, and that's kind of just hooters
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: flat asses with big old cans. No, this one.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: This one Hooters where they I just saw the tweet
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: today of like this guy being like, man, I don't
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: think I'm coming back here because this girl had a
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: conka that oh really it was completely it was like
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a crater and struck her lower back. It was the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: longest fucking tall.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious to be like, I'm never fucking coming back here.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not hard, Well, I'm not hard at my restaurant.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: What the fuck do you think I come here for?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: The yellings on yelp? Just food was delicious, food was great.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: The ass was some part just disrespectful. My waitress reminded
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: me of a two by flat as.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: A board and easy to know my raitress wasn't really
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: as busting as I would hope.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I was hoping to be way more horny. While I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: did jerk off in the bedroom. The results weren't as
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: explosive as I had hoped.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: They'd probably make a ship ton of tips, tips, tips,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Come on, bro, mind out of the gun. They definitely
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: do right, Yeah, as long as it's got to be
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: like all birthday parties and shit for like, it's always
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: kids too seven year old you're is either your old
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: man's idea, no.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: It's mine. My dad was probably like, it's too pious
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: about it. He probably loved God to way too much
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: to let me anywhere near these fucking heathen bitches.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And my mom was probably like, it's what Adam wants.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I just get to smash the titties and the chicken
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: wings in his face and take them to see cow ripkin.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I would ever suggest that it's
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: a thing to do with my family.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: With your dad, well, I took like my boys and
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: then your dad, Well, we were in seventh grade, like
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I was waiting twelve, you're twelve turning thirteen, like someone
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: had to fucking yeah.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: So your dad's sitting there with all of you guys,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: and you guys are like, holy shit, this is aw
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: just getting horny with your boys, and your father. I mean,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: like your dad's sitting at the head of the table.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: This is how you get horny boys. Yeah, but these
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: these women, and I don't want to call them pedophiles,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: but they are. They touched my upper arm, Oh the
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: way that they touched a grown man's upper arm. Like
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: they they use their sorcery to try and get me
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: horny as a twelve year old.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: And your dad or just give them thanks for that.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: He needed that, He needed that, little boots.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It was a little make a Wish foundation fucking boner
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: that I had.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Thanks so much.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Man, he hasn't been able to get hard. Yeah, he's
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: a struggling He's really been going through it. With the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: girls in his class. None of them will get him hard.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: He wanted to go to the guy Hooters. He's confused.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: To give him a fucking show. Hey, just get him hard, man,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: he's confused.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Just set him on the right path. Some of these
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: kids these days, you know what I mean, if their
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: blue haired parents would just take him to Hooters and
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: get them hard, then they would.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Be so confused. Now fucking just get them.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Get the boys rock harder cure. Yeah, like it was
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: for me. So I can just go to the inner harbor,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: have a crab cake, some fucking wings.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Dude. But I was on this fucking vacation. Yeah, how
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: was it?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: It was fucking sweet, dude. I I took acid and
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: swam with turtles.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: It was fucking badass ribbon balls.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Uh, you're still tripping little flashbacks, flashbacks.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Every time I cracked my neck. Yeah, fucking another dimension.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, every time I crack my neck. It's like
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a Dolly painting time.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Just start. Does that actually happen?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: That was such a rumor. I remember one kid when
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I was in like high school, did acid and then
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: he'd and then he'd like he'd be talking to me
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: and he'd be like and he'd be like, holy shit,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: you alays had a flashback. And everyone was like, no,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: you fucking didn't, dude, shut the fuck you did that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: for like a long time.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: It's probably a great way to get get attention.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I just tripped.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you have a d d my friend. Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you just lost folks. You just want attention, poor guy.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: But it was a good do, good do, though healthy dose,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: a little bit a little bit heavy for a little strong.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So the entire time that we were out there, I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: was watching the World Cup on my phone and even
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the Eagles game. A guy like sends me a live
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: stream of it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: And then the one day we were riding with seats
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: turtles and my boy Mike was supposed to like bring
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the acid so we could like swim with the sea
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: turtles and fucking take this acid. Would have been sublime,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: but that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Would be I would do that if that if the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: acid lasted for like only the time that I was
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: with the turtles. Yeah, that's that's why I don't do drugs.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: This is I don't last. It last too long.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: It last.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Smoking weed lasts like eight hours. That's why there's like
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: nothing you can do to stop it. That's why I hate.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: That's why d MT is only eight to fifteen minutes.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's feels like a long time.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in there for for eternity. But uh, I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: was watching these uh these streams all week. Then we
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: were supposed to go, uh swim with the sea turtles,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: and he forgot the acid, so we're like, we'll do
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: it tomorrow. And we walked around this private island right
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: after we took them, like just took a little nature walk.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Then we like found a trail to like walk up,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and like on the way up the trail, I was
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: feeling good. And then on the way back down the trail,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I was a new person, and I was feeling fucking terrible.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Really that trip, we like sat down for lunch, and
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: like fight or flight came then, and I was like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta get the fuck out of here, like and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I was like white knuckling, Like I tried to order
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: some food and it was intense and it was kicking
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: my fucking ass, and I was like, I stumbled over
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: to the fucking beach. I walked past the like concierge's desk,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and my boy like he had walked into the office
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and he left his shoes outside.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I just saw.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I was too fucked just like zoomed to the beach
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I need to sit down, dude.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I need to like watch like a fucking soccer game
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: or like something to get my mind off of this.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And so it sounds miserable.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Dude had been live streaming, so I opened up the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: like street site that he was live streaming on, and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: he was streaming the Lion King. He was streaming the
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: cartoon action of the Lion King. It's the scene where
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Simba is talking to his I was like, oh my God,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like in hell my dad but starts brawling out with Scar.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'm on the edge of my seat feeling like so
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: fucking bad, like so dumb. My chest is like gripping up,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: feeling so intensely uncomfortable from this acid. And I was like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: there's only one thing I could do. And I like
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: stumbled out into the ocean and like plunged into the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: water and it felt incredible and I was like a
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: new person. And I spent like three hours straight in
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the water. Yeah, threw on a snorkel and like I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: just snorkeled around there island far away, and like the
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: entire time I was in the water underwater, I like
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell I was tripping. I couldn't even tell
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I was on acid. It felt so smooth. I got
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: back on land and I was like going back through
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: it and I just plunged my head back underwater and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, I think I'm amphibious.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I think I'm like a true seat. How long did
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: it take to wear off?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: It was the entire day. It took the entire day
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to wear off.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And finally that sucked.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: We went on a sailboat after that, like this with
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: my wife and his girlfriend, and it was like have
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you ever been on like a sailboat. It was like
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: a wooden ship sailboat, not like a big one. It
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: was like probably about forty feet.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Or something like that. But this is horrifying.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It was horrible, or it wasn't. I was like laughing
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: my dick offs, but then I was, yeah, they're always
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: just like this top completely sideways, and so these girls
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: were like my wife and and the hit like they
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: were terrified, like they were fucking going through hell. But
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: by then, like, the trip was awesome. So I was
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: just like I have at the time of my life
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: and it had completely changed around and that, uh, that
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: kind of kicked my my trip off into a good direction.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: What day was this?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: This was the Thursday, so we were pretty deep into
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the into the trip the entire time, but it was, uh,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: it was just like a beautiful, uh, pretty relaxing experience. Yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: it's like playing tennis for the acid. Acid was sweet,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I mean it was. It wound up being sweet, my boy.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: It I mean it and like you were having a
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: bad trip for like eight hours.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I know it was just during that lunch and the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Lion King.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That's brutal. It was really bad.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I was like screenshotting like pictures from the Lion King,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: being like, yo, I need to remember, It'll be fine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: One of the fucking screen shots I had. He's like,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you screenshotting the Lion King right now?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Is there anything you can do to like make like
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: a drug wear off faster. I think I just like
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: drink water and like eat food.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I think smoking weed truncates it a little bit. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: think smoking weed or like uh doing booze like nips
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: it in the butt a little bit.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Because like when you drink, it's like you just can
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: eat throw up. Look at the screenshot of.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: It's Jesus Christ, It's Simba's dad, is Mufasa in a
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: cloud fading into the mist, and it's just the caption is.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Remember who you are. That's brutal.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: And then at the end in the circle of life.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Fucking uh.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I was screenshotting it like my life depended on it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: That's a nightmare.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I need to remember this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Why did you turn it off? Did you not get
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: the World Cup anywhere? Well?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I mean there was no TVs out there, Like, they're
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: not a single TV.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: There's barely internet. Like I could stream the Eagles game.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: This guy like stream the Eagles game for me. In
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the US game, I watched, but I couldn't watch any
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: of the rest of the shit.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: It was there time.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It's our the other way so it's our ahead, Yeah ahead,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: that's not bad at all. Yeah, it was kind of sweet.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Actually. Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: NFL football starts at two, kind of fucking well.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: But then you gotta wait around.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: All day for it. Yeah yeah, yeah, Sunday night football
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: doesn't start till nine thirty. I know you know all
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: about that as a fucking gambling man.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, golf season is in full swing and getting out
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: there to work on your game is bound to make
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: any day even better. And if you're looking to improve
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: your drive, Chevy Equinox EV is the smartest choice you
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: can make. Bold athletic styling, a commanding present, award winning tech,
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: an impressive range, all with an affordable MSRP. Chevy Equinox
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: EV will put a smile on your face no matter
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I just lose all the time, But you said you
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: hit one last night hit a big one last night,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: but told me not to take it. Did you go
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: bucks money line midway through the game?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when they were down.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Thirty No, it was like fourth quarter really yeah, plus
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: one because I was like, I know Brady, I know
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: he's a late game guy, and he is yeah, and
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, I know he's going to turn it on.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: People thought that Tommy was washed, yeah, because he always
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: does no, well he baits you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, I know he's going to
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: turn it on. And I was sitting and I was watching,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, let's take this fucking money
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: line wish. My only problem was I didn't put more
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: money on it, and I put five bucks on it,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: but I won fifty dollars. Oh shit, Yeah, so it
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: was plus one thousand. Yeah, damn it is three to
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: sixteen in the fourth You should have put a hundred
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: bucks on it. Well, then I would have lost a
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: hundred bucks why cause I don't know. It's like if
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: they lost, then I'd be like, Okay, who cares?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: It was five, But if you had won one hundred
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: would have turned into a thousand and then your biggest
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: gambling win of all time.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I can't be just doing that. I can't
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: be using that mindset every time.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Not every time, that's the time when it's gonna win.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: But there was also a very high chance that they
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: weren't gonna win.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: They did score with three seconds, yeah, after touchdowns were called.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that was done that they called that touchdown back?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: No, I fucking know, dude, the refs total ref show.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I know, have you learned how to complain about the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: refs yet? Big step in your football fandom now. But
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: they do suck.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Do you think that? Do you think they ever get
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: like do you think they have to have like security
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: and ship like drag them out like like bring them
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: to their cars after the games.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I think there's been times where people are like I
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: think it happened in Cleveland. Everyone's throwing bottles at the
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: refs and.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: They're like when the yeah, yeah they get a run
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: up on all the time, but.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That's why they're all so jacked. Are jacked as fuck.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But what I don't fuck with is when they
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: use that little like go pro camera like the ref cam, yeah,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: and the like right in the play, Yeah, they're like
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: next to the quarterback.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Hunched down between my backer yeah, yeah, that's sucks. If
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: you want to be a fuck, if you want to
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: be on the field so bad, maybe make a team.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Damn stared.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking point, dexter.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Have there have there ever been any players that go
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: from playing to being a ref? I doubt it. I
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: think ref's like a part time job. No, those guys
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: make a bad Yeah. Really, those guys make a shitload
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: of money.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I know it used to be a part time job.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I looked it up. They make a fuck ton of money.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: How much a lot? How much? Like I think over
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: like three hundred k year? Really, yeah, I know it
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: used to.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: They all used to be lawyers, like I used to
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: all have like other side jobs. But uh yeah, I don't.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think a player would do that. It's like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: a thankless, hateful job.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Now a quarter million to work sixteen times all year,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Not fucking bad, not bad at all, Not bad at all,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Pretty fuck sweet. You can spend the rest of the
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: time in your gym working on your fucking triceps. They
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: are all bench press buff though. They just have big
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: ass triceps and pecks.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Dude. When I was when I was at my show
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: in New Brunswick, they uh, why are you taking your
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: headphones off? Mirroring bro sign of respect. When I was
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: at my shows in New Brunswick, I was taking a
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: ship in the bathroom stall before the show and bathroom
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: and uh, and there was these dudes in the bathroom
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: talking and they're like, yo, dude. They're like, what the
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: fuck is up with Brett? They're like, is he good?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, I have no idea, dude,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and they're like, dude, he's been hitting chess like every
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: single day. I'm aware to God. And they were like, dude, yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: he's like fighting demons right now.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Check on your strong friends, dude. This poor guy can't
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: stop wrecking.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: It does not stop hitting chess.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You know he's gonna get hurt, right then it'll be
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: hurt mentally and physically.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I thought you said, Jess.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: No, now even worse, bro chest chest, that'd be one thing. Yes,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you got to give yourself time to recover.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Bro, that's hilarious.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: That was cracking me out. You just burst out laughing
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: in the stall. Now use it on stage.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I kept quiet. Which one you use, Brett?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which one of you guys can? Oh it's you.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You just tell us guy has the biggest chest. That
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: chest is falsely huge chest. I gotta get back in
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the gym.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Dude. It's never happening, I know. And I'm just gaining
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: weight at a rapid pace every day. Ten new pounds.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit's never fucking ten pounds a day. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: you're compounding. But everybody's talking about the sickness that's going
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: around that makes everyone lose five to seven pounds.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta get I gotta get it, gotta get that
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: would kill to get like COVID right now, dude, Yeah,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I was not, got no shows this weekend, so I
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: would just do I would just chill them, I remember,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: and play video games every day, perfect time. It would
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: be so fucking awesome.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Wait, you have no shows this weekend? No come to
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: rough and Rowdy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could do that, come walk home out.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, I would know, don't get me wrong. I
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: would kill to spend a weekend in Providence with the
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: boys exactly.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: You just realized how good Providence is after you after
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Bridgetown or wherever the.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Fuck you're definitely saying in New York. Dude, I got
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I got it. I got games to play someone game
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: in that hard. Oh dude, so hard?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Are you? Like?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Me and my boys a text each other at like
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: eight am, being like, we're playing tonight? Is everybody in?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah dude. We played so Sunday so I
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: started playing again like last week, like Tuesday probably, and
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: uh yeah, yeah, it was around then, and we had
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: one session that was like six hours long and I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: was like that was out of control, Like that was
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: way too long whatever. And then on Sunday, I get
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: home from New Brunswick and I'm like, yo, are we playing? Uh?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Whole team gets on. Usually it's usually it's me and
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: two other guys, but this one guy, who was like
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: super busy with schoolwork got onto. So it's like my
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: four best my three best friends, and we played from
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: five pm until three in the morning. God damn, no break.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: That's male friendship, No break. Holy fuck? What did you
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: eat the entire time?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I got salad from where? Just salad?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Are you just ordered a salad? That's how I could
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: tell you're locked in?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: No pizza boys, Yeah yeah, let's.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Make a pack. That was no frid food. We were
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: like we were like holding off on eating because you're like,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I think I'm more sharp, right, now you definitely are.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: We were all like starving.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Twenty four hour fast boys. We got a game tonight.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: But that game is hard as fucked. That's why you
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: gotta stay sharp. Well, well, the thing is we're really good,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: like we're all really good at called dude because we've
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: been playing it for like fifteen years. But uh, but dude,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: winning in like being huge ass Battle Royale games like
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that is so hard because the lobby is like one
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty people and it's like at the end
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: of it, it like comes down to just like luck,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: like where you're placed in the storm. Yeah, it's bullshit.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: It's bullshit. Dude. Are you guys on PCs? No? PS four? Okay,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: that's pretty sweet.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, piece would be a little bit over the top.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Ye, lamb as fuck. Yeah, you don't want that ship.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Gamer chairs yeah, gamer chair those big ass thrones. Yeah
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: you know those chairs cost like ten thousand dollars.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the most expensive thing, and of course they
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: they're marketing like I don't even know what.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what they're what's so good about that?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: My old gaming chair was just a fucking chair from Walmart.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah that I bought like when I like in the city.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: But somehow every like PC gamer not only needs to
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: have the ten thousand dollars.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Chair, but like the seven screw flow in the dark tower,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Like they can't get in the zone unless LEDs are
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: like blaring through their eyes.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they need everything dark except for the fucking million
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: light keyboard and the mouse are are litting up to.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: They fucking love that ship. It's I mean, and more
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: power to them. There must be something great about it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe I think it's just like it runs smooth for
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: their back, for their back. I mean, if you stream
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: it looks sick.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I've been watching this gamer chair guy on TikTok who
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: has a uh he's got a legit ghost in his house.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this, dude? No, I couldn't believe it
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: because I'm so anti ghost.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. Dude, even if I was, I've
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: told this, I would never say that out loud.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: The guy has like the he's like filming the wall
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: as the ghost knocks the picture frames off the dude.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: The dude's filming his his knife block as the knife
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: jumps out of it.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, he is the best editor of all time.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: No one would like first of all, ghost would never act,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: and also on camera, and also if it was, you'd
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: be able to see the ghost. Check in on your ghost, iqubro,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: they show up on camera. That's like the biggest thing
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: in horror movies.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Horror movies are fake this, dude, This is.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Real, dude, Ghosts show up on camera. Have you ever
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: seen the pictures when there's like a blurry like hand
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: on someone's like you, you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Think that there's only one type of ghost. You think
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: that ghosts aren't like the fucking there's a million different
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: types of seen.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: In citias, dude, No, I have the beginning of this
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: in Cidius two. There's a crazy jump scare. He's sitting
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: in the room and he takes a picture and the
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: ghost is right in front of Have you ever seen
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: the fappening? What if you heard the fappening a website?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: The fappening was when all the like the pictures got
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: But they got leaked by some ghost who no one saw. Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: lizard squad, who is.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: The uh no, what paranormal activity? Don't you don't see
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the ghost in that?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Paranormal activity is not real? In that movie? Also sucks, dick, What.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking talking about None of None of the
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: ones you're talking about.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Are real too. What are you the conjuring?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: It's true story, what are you talking about?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: The conjuring is real.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a video representation of that shit. So
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: even if a ghost.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Is going to show the pictures at the end of
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: the conjuring too, and there's like a girl levitating through
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: the room, I'll show you the pictures right now. Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Good, But that's that's not good editing. But my TikTok video.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: This is an editing, dude. This pictures from like nineteen thirty. Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: they couldn't edit in they don't have They still don't
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: edit in London.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: If they did, they'd face two in these. They do
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: something about those jacked up grills that they have conjuring
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: two real photos, bullshit. I don't believe this ship for
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: a second. I gotta find this real.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: That's a girl jumping.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: No, no, dude, that's a that's a that's a still
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: frame of a woman one foot off the ground.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: That's a fucking jump you're talking about.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: She's jumping. She's jumping off a bed. What you're talking about?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: You know, she definitely is jumping off the bed. Yeah what,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: that's actually her just jumping off the bed. I don't
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: know what it was like, I forget what it was.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Don't sweat it, bro, you don't sweat it, bro. Don't
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: think too deep about it. Don't think about it. You
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: think you think this is fake? The fuck?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: This drawing of a ghost that looks like an.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Owl Conjuring is that's actually a non that's the demon
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: in Conjuring two. Conjuring two is not that great, though,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: It's not as he was the first one. I didn't
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: even watch the third one cause apparently that one sucks.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You want to watch a scary movie together? Sure, do
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you get more scared if you're with someone or with
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: on your own?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: On my own? The worst, The scariest place to watch
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: a scary movie is the theater because they had that.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: They have the surround sound, and like the whole room's
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: like vibrating, and you also like you can't look away.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: And everybody else screams and it's scares too.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: The most like the you can't pause it. The lamest
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: thing you can do while watching a horror movie is
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: like laugh and like like try and be like yeah
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: it is she doesn't fucking scare me. Yeah, shit's funny.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: You don't even fucking When I was at school. When
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I was in the school, ari Aria ari Ester Arioster,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: the guy who wrote The Hereditary and Midsummer came and
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: spoke at our school and they showed a screening of Hereditary,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: and like the whole crowd was laughing, and I was
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: like livid, Like, stop fucking laughing. It's like one of
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: the Hereditary is one of the scariest movies ever. Yeah,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: and people are laughing. I'm like, you guys are fucking
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: horrified right now.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: They showed Hereditary to your high school.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: No, this is college college. Yeah, this is the one
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: month I was there.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: That's that's a good month. That's honestly, that would make
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: me stay in college.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they did showing movies. They did A Q
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: and A and ari Ostro was like high as fuck.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: He dude, halfway through, He's halfway through answering a question
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: and he goes, wait, what was the question again? And
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, the legend. Yeah. I uh.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: When I watched The Dark Knight, people in the movie theater,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: like we're laughing at the joker, and I was getting
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: pissed off. In the same way. So it was like
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: this performance killed him. You know that this killed him, right,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: You know that him getting into that space mentally is
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: what actually was his untimely demised dude.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I haven't been to a movie theater in a long time,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: but I remember. I remember we and my buddies went
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: to see the new The Force Awakens in theaters when
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: we were in high school. And uh, I think he
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: was the Force Awakens. And here's these dudes behind us
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: who were drinking twisted teas. They brought him from home,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: and they were fucked up and they were They kept
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: on grabbing onto us and shaking us. They were right
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: behind us. He was like these like twenty five year
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: old dudes and we were like seventeen, and they were
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: just shaking us up, just getting fucked up. Well, just
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: old fashioned bullying, yeah, old fashioned bullying. Yeah, like swirly
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: style bull And then my one buddy bo, who's like
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: tried to be like a hard ass you just turned
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: around and like stared at them, didn't say anything.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Just are you guys gonna keep on shaking our little
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: boys shoulders?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Or am I gonna have to fucking talk to him?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Because either one could have fucked with the Force Awakens.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, I think that was the one.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of some Star Wars ship. Yeah, I think
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: it's that's the one where like Princess Leah starts like
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: flying through the sky at one point, And that was
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: when I was like, what the hell, that's the conjuring
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: bro No, no, no, anything that would be the conjuring too
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: much different movie.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not buying fucking Natalie Portman's ass flying through the.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Air is Natalie Portman in that movie?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: She used to be Princess Leia.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I stopped watching the Star Wars Ship after jar Jar
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Binks got out of it.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not realistic.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Bring back jar Jar.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah that that that show that And they just keep
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: pumping out out movies. They always will though. They're always
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: going to do okay. Oh yeah, it will never be
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: a Star Wars movie that does like actually bad, like
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: they lose money on.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Because people are fanatical.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: People love that shit. Yeah, except for Harrison Ford. I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: heard he doesn't like it. I heard he likes his
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: uh they killed him off, yeah, but I heard that
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: even they won't even bring him back for some other.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Shit because they killed him. When Han Solo dies you,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: that's like the biggest That part was devastating spoiler And Chewbaca's.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Like, so good ass, Chewbaka, good impressions.
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• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Did you know what I watched yesterday was that Have
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: you guys seen the Legion of Skanks? When they prank
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: call the Fox Late the Fox News lady, Dude, it's
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: one of them. I was in tears laughing. They have
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: like apparently, like Lewis J. Gomez did an interview with
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Fox News about like comedy, the comedy scene right now,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: and he was talking about Dave and he keeps on
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: talking about Dave and he's like, it is like my
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: good friend Dave. And he's talking about Dave Smith and
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: the lady thinks he's talking about Dave Chappelle. So she
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: texts him after the interview and she's like, can I
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: get Dave's number? That would be and like a lot
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: to me, and he was like, yeah, of course, and
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: then he like he wrote in the message. He's like,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: he's like the closest thing I have to a brother.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: And the whole time she thinks he's talking about Dave
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Chappelle and like he doesn't know, like Lewis doesn't know that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: She thinks it's Dave Chappelle.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: And then they like on Lesion of skanksse they like
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: put it together and they have soda call the Falx
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: news lady and do a Dave Chappelle impression on the
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: air on air. Oh my name, dude. It's so fucking funny.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Did did they fool her? Oh yeah? And really it
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: just keeps on bringing it back to Lewis. She'll ask
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: questions and he'll be like, I love Lewis like a brother,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: like in a Dave Chappelle voice, and he's like She's like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: he's like and he says that like a dude. You
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: just got to watch it. It's so fucking It's like
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: thirty minutes long, but it's worth it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It's so sweet to get a prank call, like a real, live,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: official prank call, because that's just damn near dead.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's actually kind of like depressing too, because she's
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: like on the train when she picks up the call
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: and she's like, my phone's on one percent, like I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: freaking out, and it's just soda on the other line,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: like playing video games.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: But it was on Fox News, No, dude, it was all.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, got it, got it. This was like pretty recent.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: It was a couple of weeks ago.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Did they ever announce it? I'm sorry, did they ever
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: like break the news to her that?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: She must have found out somehow.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I'd assume she found out. Poor bitch. I know I
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: was preity depressing for her. But it was so fucking funny.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting pranked, Like, yeah, it's devastating.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Assuming dude, his Chappelle sounds exactly like Chappelle.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: And a little bit of phone interference. Oh yeah, it
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: sounds anything could sound a little bit.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's so funny. What's that. It's so good?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: That's sick. Yeah, Fox News, Dude, they keep on having
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Francis on.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, he's like fucking talker Carlson all of
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: a sudden.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: He literally could get like that's how Jesse Water started
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: by doing shows with Bill, like interviews on Bill o
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Riley's show. And then they're like, you want to have
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: an hour every night, like Francis could get offered an
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: hour by Fox News.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they do that. They do that a good bit.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: The uh or like they have comic what was that
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: old show that the Red Room something like that. Maybe
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: they used to have comics on maybe but that show
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: got correct or something souse that that was, like like
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Louie did there's an episode of Louie where he's on that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Nick Mullen used to be on it all the time.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Like comics used to always go on some show that was.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: But it's not the same thing that Francis is doing.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: But I think they've always done like had like comics
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: on to be like don't the liberals suck so much? Yeah? Yeah,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: does that?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Would you would your would your liberal ass going on there?
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: No, I would make a fool of myself because I
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: don't have it. It's just not my thing. Yeah, I
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: can't dress up in a suit and go on TV. Eventually,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: if I hair I think my hair is setting me back.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: If I went up in a suit like this, they'd
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck is this guy?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your suit has to not fit. Yeah, I know
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: your suit fit. What that hair is fucked up? But
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: if the suit didn't fit, it'd be like, oh, it's
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: all is contextual.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I just have no other options, dude. This is the
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: best that it's ever going to be. It's either this
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: or buzz could bring back the buzz. No, never bringing
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: back the buzz unless I go I would go back
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: to like having like a six or seven.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe what can mean never bringing back the buns?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm never going back to what it was that
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: one time? It was sweet? Yeah it did rock. Yeah,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: old Cliff, I'm like, I missed this person. It was
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: You were militant, you demanded so much more. That's when
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: everyone in this office started getting scared of you. They'd
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, can you talk.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: To Sass for me?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: He hasn't been coming into work for the last seven weeks.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Do you mind if you just ask him if he's
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: gonna come in back ever again? No rush, No rush, because,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: like I understand, he's going through a lot, and I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: don't want any problems with him.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: That was crazy, dude. I had everyone just calling me
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: being like, just want to make sure you're good man,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm like playing fucking video games in Colorado while
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: my buddy's at work.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I don't know if I'll be back.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: On your own time, probably not, to be honest. So
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: he's gonna chill out here for a bit. Bro. You
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: know that they'll that because of our.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Insurance or whatever, they'll pay for rehab shit.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Is that like a suggestion to me?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I might take him up?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we should go to one of those nice rehabs.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, like Arizona or something.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I don't need to drink. No, Like I wouldn't have
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: like withdrawls or anything like. That'd be great and we'd
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: just chill and you can just like we'd be losing
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: like five pounds a day. Yeah, rule so much. It
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: would be awesome, just like ten rips on days that
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I don't drink, which obviously I don't. I'm not. I
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: don't actually drink like every day. Yeah, but on days
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: that I don't drink, I like eat like shit, because
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, this is still better for me than
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: what I've been doing the last couple of days. Yeah, up,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: and like three beers. I could have like three big
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: macs and that's still less than the fucking fifteen guinnises
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I drank the night before.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: So imagine it's had a plush rehab facility, just fucking just.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Stay staking eggs.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Just crushing fucking non alcoholic bevies.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Just buy a Cokes, vaping till Dick's fall off. That
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: would be awesome.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that they're vaping, probably like in the gym.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all they encourage me to do is like
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: get right with God and replace it with a healthier addiction.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd probably just be playing video games.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Dude, you think you can, but you think that you're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: allowed to play video games and rehab.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: It probably depends on what you're in rehab for.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just want to have a fresh room.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's turndown service and rehab You think
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: they'll come to your room and like fold your sheets
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: for you, or do you think you've got to make
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: your own bed and shit like that?
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Probably depends on where you are. I mean, they've obviously
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: got like the shitty rehabits, but they've also got the
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: really nice ones that like the celebrities go to.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that are just like it's like he's rehabs over
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no shit he has.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he keeps on going back because it's better than
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: the best assurance is paying for it. The studio is
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: paying for it. Yeah, you can get back in there, dude.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: John mulaney has a hilarious bit about when he went
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: to rehabit and he thought everyone was going to recognize
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: him and no one knew who he was, and then
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: like he, I don't know, I probably shouldn't be giving
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: away his material because I don't think he's put it
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: out yet.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: That's still funny as fuck. Yeah, have you ever been
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: in that situation rethought people would recognize you?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: No, because I always go places knowing no one's going
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: to recognize me, but people do.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: The only time I thought it was going to happen
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: is when I went back to my house at Penn State.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, see, I've had times like that, That's what
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: That's the only time I've wanted it to happen, Yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: is when I go home.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: It was like and no one like, what's fellows?
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, he's back that officiode of always sunny when
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: he goes back to his frat house. Have you ever
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: seen that one?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: It was probably the exact same.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: It's like the funny he comes in wearing like his
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: like letters like like this like wool sweater, and he's like,
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: what's up boys, and he and he's like he's like
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: looking at the poster of all the all the frat kids,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: and his has like a massive dick over his face.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I've been at like at Penn State, Like I wasn't
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: in a frat, but I will be at frat parties
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: during big weekends, and like the alumni who come back
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: are like the celebrities.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Well no, the biggest losers of all time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Absolutely insane glory days, Bruce Springsteen ass people trying to
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: relive their fucking sweetest memories that they have.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I mean I would get like going back for like
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: a game, but not to like not going back get
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: in the glory. Yeah yeah, just to be like, you know,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I was a fucking legend here. Remember what happened here.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of like when I actually witnessed
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: that happen, Like he was like recently I was somewhere
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: and I like witnessed that happening.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: When I lived in Philadelphia. Two dudes came and knocked
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: on our door of our apartment and they were like,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: you know, we used to live here, and they were
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: the two gayest dudes of all the time to like
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: old gay.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Men, Why would you ever do that? Why would you
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: ever go to someone's apart of me, Like, yeah, this
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: used to be our place, Like okay, there's probably four
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: hundred other people that lived here too. Yeah.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I think they wanted to just walk through college town.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: But I also think that from the vibes, these guys
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: were having fucking killer orgies there. Oh, they probably had
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: the best sex of their life. Probably it was three
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: thousand square feet and it was probably head to toe, dude,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and they were just sucking and fucking. So from that
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: point of view, I could really I could, you know,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: they wanted to relive and maybe just to see if
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: the orgies were still going. Oh yeah, I hop in
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: So No I heard there's six dudes living here. Yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: you guys sucking fuck No, just kidding, I will say,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: unless you do.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Not to go off topic, but the square footage thing
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: reminded me there is actually the Barbarian. There are some
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: very funny scenes. I didn't know it was actually made
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: by one of the guys from The Whitest Kids, you know,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: m Yeah, so it is it funny. It's like horror,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: but there are funny scenes. There's one scene in it
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: that I was like laughing pretty hard. Ut.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like more horror movies are getting made
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: than any other genre. Maybe it's just because we're all
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: around Halloween times.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. It's just like that that you know,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: that one looks that there's one looks good, that smile movie. Yes,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: have you seen it? I long to see I want
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: to see that that that go together. Yeah, that one
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: looks pretty scary. But I dude, I just have my
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: My hopes are down, hopes are low. I haven't seen
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: like a really good horror movie that I've really liked
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: in a while.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: That bums me out for you, I know, because you
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: know me, dude. I know you left to be scared.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I'm a horror guy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I know you love to be terrified. I know that's
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: what makes you feel alive, is just abject fear.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Nothing is scarier in the world than playing solo war zone.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: That is terrifying. Why because, dude, you're on the map
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: with the one hundred and fifty people and then all of
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: a sudden, next thing, you know, there's some little Mexican
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: boy speaking over the proximity chat, dropping an inbox, dropping nwords.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, the Mexicans drop the nword on on war
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: zone constantly, constantly.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: How do you know they're Mexican?
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: You can tell they're not Guatemalan.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: No, these these are guaranteed Mexican.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Did they say the N word more than the black
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: dudes do? It's crazy?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: And then they drop their city in Mexico.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know, dude, we uh you know we
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: don't have at least go proximity chat on a war
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: zone is crazy. I don't have a mic yet though,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: so I haven't been able to participate, but I need
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: to get one.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: One of our subscribers. Can you guys gift set again?
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Am I stealing from the office. There's definitely a mic
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: here somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, someone's getting robbed by me and
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: it's the game time guys, and it's the game time room. Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I remember I thought when I first started here, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: was doing a Billy Football hit me up and was like,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: do you want to play Warzone with us tonight? This
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: was Warzone one right now it's war Zone two.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course, and you don't need to explain that.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And he was like, we're gonna stream, and I
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: thought it was like four game time. I thought it
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: was gonna be like me, smitty Billy. I think this
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: was before am Rex was even here. Yeah, I thought
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: that's what it was. And I was like, sure, Oh,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: are you mooche? Yeah. I was like, I was like, yeah,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: I'll definitely do this. And then I went out. Keep
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: in mind, I had like one hundred dollars in my
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: bank account at this time because I just started working here,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: and I went out bought like a nice ass pair
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: of turtle beaches and like wireless turtle beaches, which are
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: like the nice gaming headset. They were like one hundred
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: and fifty bucks. You broke the bank. I broke the
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: bank for them, and then I got home set it up,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: texted Billy. I was like, when are were planning? He's like,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: we're on right now. Get on. It's just him and
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: his high school buddies, no stream, and I was like, dude,
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: are you fucking kidding me? So what happened to the headset?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I kept it. It's at my house at home, gott
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: it got it like it's like at home.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Home, you're about to buy another one now.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: I think I might just have my mom like ship
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: it to me or something, or son of a boy dad.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Fans like, why I saw a fucking OnlyFans girl get
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: gifted seventy k cat.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: In a briefcase, I don't know why they can't send
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: my man's ass one hundred million dollars headset. I know
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: if you're really down for the cause, after all the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: fucking merch we give you, after all the fucking.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Entertainble goddamn discounts.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: After the fucking unbelievable discounts that were cheving up every day.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: There was a there was a girl at our show
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: this weekend that was wearing one of the Anus gray
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: crew necks. Oh hell, the all gray, the only one.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: They didn't sell it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: There's nothing on it. It's just a gray Gilden hoodie.
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: Because we had like the violet Beauregard joke going, but
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: they wouldn't give us purple.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh you guys, haven't earned purple. We haven't
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: earned purple? What does that even mean?
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: And then uh, we weren't gonna They're like, how about
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: a gray hoodie which is purple? Letter Like, that doesn't
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: do the joke at all, So we'd rather just put
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: out a gray crew deck and we did.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: But did it. I thought that that was gonna sell
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: really well. I haven't checked, but because that's that feels
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: like merch I would buy.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: They were flaming it on the reddit.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: Dude, it's a guilt.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I also don't know how no one knew that
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: was a joke. It was like, obviously you guys aren't, like,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: this is something we've been working on for a while.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: We're really proud to release this gray guild and hoodie.
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: We had to put a design on it to like
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: put it on the website.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: So there's this like one pixel black dog.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah proprietary dude. Also shout out to
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: mook d Shout out to mook uh doing numbies on
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: on the on the top.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Shout out to mooke doing numbers on TikTok stealing his
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: own tweet.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah I saw that. Yeah, I never saw the tweet though,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Was the tweet just the same thing? Yeah? It was?
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: What was the tweet?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: It was like me getting into an uber after three
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: bubble lights and then I said, Yo, what's up, beast?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: And which it like struck a chord. It was like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: so simple but also so true.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: SaaS as Herbie say that, well he does that every
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: single time. Legend.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's I don't know if it's
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a Philly thing or what, dude, but I feel like
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I call everybody legend and beast.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: It's agen it rolls off the top. That really is
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: a Philly thing. Yeah. I never have said that it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: was ironic beast, especially like Northeast.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, beasts Northeast Philly for sure.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I say boss sometimes, what's up? Boss? Dude?
• 1:00:40
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• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Yesterday I did a stuff island. Yeah, and dudes, we
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: got to have Tommy, Yeah, they want to come on. Yeah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: And there we were talking about I don't know if
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: this is like a thing just when I was growing up,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: like when we were younger, but we would always say
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: as like in something was bad, you'd be like, oh,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: that's AIDS. Did you guys ever say that? Yeah? They
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: were blown away. They were like that's crazy. Like everyone
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: would say that. I didn't even know what AIDS was.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I was in like seventh grade, and I'd be like, dude,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I have fucking math. That's AIDS. His math homework is
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: fucking AIDS. Dude.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Well, age was beaten by then, dude, Like age was
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: like that's another one time plus tragedy equals comedy.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well people still get fired up about the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: AIDS stuff. I think we were talking about that because
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: there's all those AIDS commercials on the NFL Sunday everywhere,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: there's like fifteen of them.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I forget what what city I just arrived at, and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: all the fucking billboards I'd have been in DC, like
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: every single billboard was like like, consider your prep today.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Apparently people are just taking them now prepp like yeah,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: because it's like even like it's like it makes it
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: so it's basically impossible for you to get it. Yeah,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: even and apparently it's it's making its way over to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: the straits. What prep aids? So now straight dude's taking
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: the prep?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Well Magic Johnson got it, bro, he was straight.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is monkey pox still a thing? I thought, no, no, no, no.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: That died out fast quicker than I don't think anyone.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think, yeah, way quicker than aids. I don't
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: think there was even a cure. I don't know how
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: you died from I don't know. I don't know how
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: you would die from monkey pocks. It was just like bumps,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: wasn't it.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Get bumped to death?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Bumped to death?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Too many bumps? Dude, you get bumped head the top.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: That ship looked painful. I don't know if you guys
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: ever saw it. I got it because I went down
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: this deep rabbit hole about yeah, and dude, that looked
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: it looks bad like it made me be like, oh shit,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I might go get this vaccine prep. I might go
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: get the prep.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: But if it's just like sasas like playing volleyball and
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: a prep.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: And then walking over to the sideline with my boyfriend. Yeah,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think prep was for me until I look
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: more into it mowing the lawn.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Now I don't leave home without it. Yeah, you're like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: reading a book and your boyfriend like puts his arms
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: around you and kisses you on your neck.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: I've been undetectable for six years.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Ask your doctor about prep. Today, you're worried about sucking
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: and fucking the old apartment used to live at. There's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: probably so much AIDS flying around at my old apartment.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think there is.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, came back when we're sixty years old, came back
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: and they were Probably.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: It lives on surfaces too. You got to make sure
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: you use the wind ax.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like early COVID. You got to wipe down
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: your packages for the AIDS to come in. You got
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: a squeegee down your shit, like getting onto an airplane.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Like wearing a mask to avoid AIDS.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Still fucking.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sucking a dick through a mask, Dude, I was
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: on the train.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: It's not a chin strap.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was on the subway the other day and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: there was this lady like so it was like crowd
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: and she's like she's like this, She's like like like
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: sweatshirt over the nose, and I was like, well, I mean,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, I guess the train's pretty crowded, Like
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: she probably doesn't maybe just didn't want to get sick.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: And then she pulls a mask out and puts it on,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Like what what the fuck was the sweatshirt for? I
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: was like, why didn't you put the mask on fifteen
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: minutes ago.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: It's like when someone my mom used to do this.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: She would walk past the smoking section and she'd be
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like showing that
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: you're like and.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: He was like, first of all, you're the you got
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: on the train without a mask on, Like, don't try
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: and make us all feel bad for not having masks on,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Like you weren't wearing one either.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: You're shocked that there's people in the train. Yeah, what
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the hell I was doing here?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I had to take the train to fucking
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Astoria yesterday. Oh that's how you got out there. That
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: is a hike.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I know you got an uber out there.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: No, I know, so I I and dude, I got
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: off at like thirtieth and then it was a twenty
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: minute walk to their apartment.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how people.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: How did you g Tyler when you went there recently?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: How did you get out there? Uber so much faster?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: It's still like half hour? Yeah, how long did the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: train take? Thirty minutes?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: And imagine that commute? Yeah, but a story is a
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: different world.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: But dude, so many comics live out there, Like every
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: comic that I know lives in Astoria.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Because they don't have to come to work every day.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have to go to spots and then
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: they have to go like an hour to go to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: like the cellar, the stand, and then an hour back
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: for like a fifteen minute spot. So are you're still
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: considering moving out there? No? No, no, no, after after
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: the commute, yeah, no way.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might as well live deep in Long Island.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's like literally if you may as.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Well fifty minutes. Yeah, like, however long to get to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the train thirty minutes on the train?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Twenty hall? Dude, I uh, I was looking, I was
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I was going through Zillo today or you're just finny Zillow.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I found a nice ass place in West Village that
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: two two eight two point eight a month New York.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: That's light work for me, though, for New York that's
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: light work too. That would break me. What do you mean?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Two point eight k a month?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Non't but senior fucking standard. But those checks you get.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: But it looked so sick, and it was like it
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: just got listed, like right when I logged on. It's
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: definitely gone by now. But I really wish that I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: said I wanted, because now I'm still locked in until
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: June's there's really nothing I can do in your current space.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah splace, pull up the place that you were looking at.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I love going on Zillo and looking.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: At places, and it was like right down the street
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: from my apartment.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: It's like a comfort activity for me just looking at
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: shit on Zillo, just looking at how everybody lives.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: They're like, when I looked at this, there was like
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: two people had looked at it. Let's see what it
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: looks at what it is.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Now we're driving past the place and then being like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I wonder how much that cost? How that house costs?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Oh only four all right, never mind it was actually
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: three thousand.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, saass, that looks exactly like your current apartment.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Bro. I know, but it's it's a one bedroom. Oh,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: got it, got it, got it. You don't seem to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: get it. Do you know I'm still living and I'm
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm still looking at that place next to you. Yeah,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: your neighbor's place.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Someone moved in, dumbass, You had your chance.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: That would have been so funny, dude, if I didn't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: tell you, yes, put the lasagna. Hey, welcome to I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: just wanted to say, hey, just moving in. God damn it,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I would love it. I would. I would pick up
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Modern Warfare two.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bro, that's just not gonna work. I would
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: pick I can't have I can't be having noubes in
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: my squad. I can't be having you know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: I'd pick it up with my little sister. You guys
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: like Cheryl wall.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I played with Billy for a couple of months and
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: his friends get it together, and then I'd be like, yo,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to drive.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: The level of skill that we're at is not like
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: a couple of months of training. This is years and
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: years of training. I just wait for a night when
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Play was playing Maximum Sensitivity.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: When Bo's tough ass wasn't playing.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: We play claw, which is when you you hold that
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: you hold the controller like everybody's hold it like this
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: like freaks. That's hilarious. One of my buddies does play
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: claw though, and he's the best. Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Probably watch humans like uh, the third best evolve in
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: like like three hundred years to have their hands shape
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: It does suck that. I've like, have you ever been
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: like the best at something out of your friends? Uh
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: battle rap? Yeah, I guess that's the same with me
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: for stand up, like my friends who never even thought about.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Doing exactly, like I'm one of one no one else
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: has tried. Yeah, like maybe I was really good at
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: FIFA for a little bit.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got we just got one kid in our
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: in our crew who's just good at everything, like random
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: ship like like every everything. Yeah, that ship is infuriating
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: except podcasting, dude. Yeah, he would suck on podcasts.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: We should bring him on just you can flex Yeah
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah nothing now yeah. Oh because you were full
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: of jokes last night.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were a cracking road the head's head nothing now,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: tough guy.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis is.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Like that just good. It's good, dude. It's so annoying
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: because I've been grinding in pool, and I was whooping
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Mook's ass this week five to two, five to two,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: and it was and he I think it was two
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: to two. And then I just beat him three in
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: a row before we put money on it, though we
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: were five to five and then but then so I
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: was like, I was like, all right, let's do clean
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: slate and let's put some money on it. And then
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: of course I had to walk in and actually try
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: now and I destroyed him. Yeah, but I don't practice
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: when I'm not on the road, so I was practicing.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: It was devastating. Just couldn't miss a shot.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: You literally just ha to you got to get in
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: the dojo.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: We all do. But then then I'll go to Society's
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: the pool hall in New York and play with Francis.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: And then those tables are like eleven feet long and
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: they're so smooth, so it's like you have to like
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: anytime you shoot the ball, it spins like more than
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: you wanted to spin, and it's a whole thing. So
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: it's like then Francis will go and Francis doesn't. Francis
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't play in a fun way, you know what I mean,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Like I'm going.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: For like you, it's not fun for you because you're losing.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, I'm gonna bounce this off of here,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: go crazy. Francis is like he sees all the angles
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: in his fucking autistic head and he and he can
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: just put it together.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: And he's not No, he's not even autistic. He's just
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: like good at math.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's all angles for him. It's not. It's
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: not like, well, like I think I could maybe get
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: this one in, but he's not.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Only does he see the angle, he can like execute it.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, infuriating, it's infuriating. That shit pisses me off.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: But he's also good at basketball and like lacrosse and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: like fucking oh, swimming, and like we're.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Gonna play on Friday. I'm gonna smoke his ass.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: You better play Thursday.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: And I got to get to the tables tomorrow. I'll
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: go to the tables tomorrow.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Did you already talk to him about playing on Friday?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well today like pool Friday. No, he texted me, Yeah,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: he said, let's play pool. And I said, he said,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: we have to play pool soon. I said, let's play
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: after work on Friday. Damn. Yeah, bro, this it's not
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: this just not a game. So you're not gonna watch
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: right from rowdy h now, No, I'll watch it on
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: like online whereat maybe the office. I don't know. No,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: you're not, dude.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I'm coming back on Saturday night afterwards.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Though, Saturday night after Oh it's on Saturday.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: No, it's on Friday. I'm coming Saturday. I'll be back
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: on Saturday night in New York.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do on in Providence all day
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: on Saturday?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Might might train's back at twelve or whatever. I'm saying.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I'll be around on Saturday nightsday.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, Providence is not far.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I'll be around on Saturday night, is what I'm saying. Cool,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be around bullshit. I'm going down to Providence.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: On Saturday.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing I'm bringing my whole crew to the fucking
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: pool hall. All right, all right, I'm bringing all my sharps.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I try to play. I just don't want to embarrass
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: your ass.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: We beat you last time, me and Francis.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was because you were at Francis on your
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: team and you guys barely beat me. Barely.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: We beat you every game. Francis made thousands of dollars
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: that night, and I even paid him a lot for.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: The bar tab when we also can't go there anymore?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Why we're never going there again? Why not? Too expensive?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Every part of it?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I never paid for the table I went. It was
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: like two hundred dollars for like an hour. Yeah, you're not, like,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? I was like, or we
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: could just go to some shitty bar and pay one
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: dollar for per game.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: You're never gonna be able to afford your new apartments
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: rent if you keep on keep playing that. Yeah, if
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: you play pool every night, you need to find a
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: new game.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I am nasty now though every day I get better.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Are you good at ping pong?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I'd love to play ping pong against See.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Then you should go to Cellar Dog.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: You should go to Solar Dogs.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: You should. I would Salar Dog has ping pong, shuffle board, chess, pool,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: chess live jazz.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I was just listening beer. I was just listening to
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Magnus cars Son on a Lex Friedman. You ever listened
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: to Lex Freedom? Yeah?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Never? Wasn't Kanye just on Lex Friedman's show? Yeah, talking
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: about Hitler or some ship, Yeah, some lamb shit.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, xtree was like, don't you trust me, Kanye?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: And He's like, no, I don't trust you. Have you
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: been on the Kanye d I can't get over this.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Now they're breaking down over there. Why they're like the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: people are writing like fan fictions, being like, we had
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: it all man, we had it. We had the top
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: selling album, dropped out of college for this shit.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: And he was like and then they're like and we
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: had to throw it all away for Hitler. It's like
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: people are getting like real depressed about it, which I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: guess I understand if you're like obsessed with an artist
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: and then they come out as a massive nazi.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well, you guys are making front of age.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: He can't make fun of Hitler.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, He's not making fun of Hitler's doing the opposite
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I when I was really deep in that acid hit
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I like open Twitter and the first thing I saw
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: was Kanye zipped into a mask like yeah, and I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: was like, this is the worst vibes that I've ever
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: felt out of a human being.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: He's always with that fucking little kid, what's his name, Nick,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Nick Fuentes or something. What's is that his names? How
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: he pronounced it? Yeah, I guess he's always with that kid.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: He looks kind of like me, and he's always just
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: sitting there just like just smiling as Kanye is like,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I like Hitler and he's like, is uh yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I mean he's really just he's testing. He's fine in
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: the edge. He's really just trying to be like where's
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: the edge? Like what what? Where can I find the edge?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: I mean I feel like Kanye's done crazy shit a bunch,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: But like, do you think it's actually like do you
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: think there's any way that he recovers from this? Yes,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: like obviously he's still gonna be massively successful no matter what.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: But do you think he's ever gonna actually yes, I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: don't think so, dude. I don't think he'll ever get
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: back to what he was in what way. I don't
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: think he's ever gonna have He's never gonna have that
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: be again. That what billion I bet he will now
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: he won't. I don't think. I don't think there's anyway
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I think he will. No one's gonna work with him
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: in the future, dude. He went on the record and said,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I like Hitler.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: But then he'll just be like I was off my medication,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: bam soft.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it's too far for that.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Dude. I'm not saying I agree with what he said,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: but I have seen the like undulations of public opinion,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: and they change on everybody. Hitler could probably come back, and.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, I think it. I don't. I
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: would be surprised, but I do think there is a chance.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: That's why I asked the question.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Has he he does? He's done crazy shit at every
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: juncture of his career, the craziest ship just.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Like riling up Nazis, Like do you see that video
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: of the of the black Israelites?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think those dudes consider themselves Nazis.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: No, they don't.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: But they don't like white people.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: No, I know that they don't like they don't even
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: like black people. Yeah, they think that like Hitler loved
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: black people.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but he didn't. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Have you talked to him, but I think they all
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's an interesting just have to
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: and be coming out, dude, my bad talk it away.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to cancel Kanye who's doing it?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to cancel him. Dude. I just think
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's possible to recover from that.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: What media is trying to cancel me Jewish that's what
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: he kept them, I'm saying.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: But no one's trying to No one was like we
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: got to cancel Kanye. It was like, dude, you came
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: out and we're like, Nazis are good people.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Well it's case by case.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like his argument. It's like he's like,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: I love everybody. I don't even think he's that. No,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: I think that's like he I think he does say that, even.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: More like half baked than that, because I don't even
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: think he does love everybody.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Well, he clearly doesn't think he's got a lot of
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: hate Jewish people.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I think what kicked him over the edge is just
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: having a front row seat to Kim Kardashian fucking any
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: athlete that moves.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably Chris Paul. She must have Jewish dude, Pete
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Davis Jewish? No, I don't think. I don't know. I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: remember Pete is he? Oh maybe no. People would have
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: been bringing that up a lot if that was I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: don't think this would be nearly as taken. I don't
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: think this would have been taken nearly as serious if
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: if Pete Davidson was Jewish, because then everyone will be like, Okay,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: it's because of Pete Davidson.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he did it like he it
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: was weird that he was like blaming the He was like, well,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: all my people that fuck me over are my agents,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: and they're like all like Jewish, and that's why I
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: think all Jewish people are like this. But then he
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: was like talking about how he got fucked over in
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: like the fashion world, and it's like those are all
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: like Italian gay dudes, Like why aren't you pissed off
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: with the Italian gaze? Like you're picking and choosing which
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: fucking massive sect you're furious.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: And also his agents definitely did not fuck him over.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: His agents aren't going to fuck him over. That's they
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: make money from him being successful.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds like someone who has an agent.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Well it's true, but it's like they're not going to
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: agents are not going to try and cancel him that
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: then they don't make any money.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's just quibbling over like little bits
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: of money. But you could tell that he's so rich
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: that like he's not worried about like not eating, Like
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: it's not like he's not going to have like fucking.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Should be, fucking fat ass. He's really packing on the
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: pounds these days.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: And I like how all of his fashion is just
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: like wearing a hoodie because he's like, look schlubby. Yeah,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: he's like, this is my new fashion line and oversize
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: those roles.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: I do the same ship. Yeah, I know what are
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: going up in size every week. I could squeeze into
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: a double X.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: No, it's fashion forward. I'm wearing fucking high boots because
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: my knees are fat.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, if you go too big though, it makes you
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: look even more fat. Yeah. And then it starts blowing
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: in the wind like a like a flag and it wraps.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Around you like, yeah, well that's why you need to
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: layer out.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Need to get layered the fuck down. Make sure nobody
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: can see that ship for sure. Protect those titties, Save
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: the fucking titties. What are we looking at?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I think we can wrap it up, alright, let's get
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. All right. Well, thank you
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: guys for listening. We'll see you guys next week. Peace.