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Yes, Thank You! w/ Donald Adler & Michael Witkes (You Think?! Podcast) | TBCC Ep. 40 · The Big Cunty Couch

0:00
SPEAKER_03: Coming up on the big cutie couch.
0:02
SPEAKER_03: What is your problem?
0:03
SPEAKER_04: I recently got attempted robbed.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
0:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
0:07
SPEAKER_04: Can you believe?
0:08
SPEAKER_04: I was in the dark room.
0:09
SPEAKER_04: I f a guy on a cinder box and he spat in my face.
0:13
SPEAKER_00: I remember this.
0:14
SPEAKER_03: Spat in my face.
0:16
SPEAKER_03: Stick around.
0:27
SPEAKER_03: I need you to like keep an eye on my um my fly.
0:30
SPEAKER_03: It keeps falling down.
0:33
SPEAKER_03: You ever have one of those days?
0:35
SPEAKER_03: You're not talking about the fly infant station.
0:38
SPEAKER_03: Hi, welcome back to the podcast.
0:42
SPEAKER_03: This is the Big Hunty Couch.
0:43
SPEAKER_03: Yes, I'm Mike Fails.
0:44
SPEAKER_03: And I'm Gina Spears.
0:46
SPEAKER_03: Although I just filled out a drag race application under the name Gina Meatball.
0:50
SPEAKER_03: Because like I'm thinking about maybe like an Italian rebrand, but I also might not audition because like I'm running out of time and I actually don't care.
0:57
SPEAKER_03: Gina Meatball, the Italian sub.
0:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00
SPEAKER_03: Because like my boyfriend hates my name and also, yeah, Gina Spears is awful.
1:04
SPEAKER_03: But I will say it does come back around because now Peter is kind of like addicted to it.
1:08
SPEAKER_03: And like, I don't know, it does come back around.
1:10
SPEAKER_03: I think GD on the meatball.
1:11
SPEAKER_03: We'll have to ask our guests to like vote survivor style.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: Um I always thought Gina Spears was so funny because it's so stupid.
1:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like, oh whatever.
1:17
SPEAKER_03: I always say it's postmodern.
1:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
1:20
SPEAKER_03: It's a broad stroke.
1:21
SPEAKER_03: Uh whatever.
1:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm in on the joke.
1:23
SPEAKER_03: I like meatball though.
1:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like meatballs.
1:26
SPEAKER_03: Plural.
1:27
SPEAKER_03: Is it meatballs or meatballs?
1:28
SPEAKER_03: Single.
1:29
SPEAKER_03: Gina Meatball.
1:30
SPEAKER_03: I feel like plural is like polywalnuts.
1:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you've been trying to get a few.
1:33
SPEAKER_03: Gina Meatballs.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: Plural.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, that's have more than one.
1:37
SPEAKER_02: No one wants to hear meatballs when it's a guy and drag.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, welcome to our uh premiere slash finale.
1:45
SPEAKER_03: What did we do?
1:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we can't tell.
1:46
SPEAKER_03: We haven't done this in a hundred years.
1:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we took a big long break.
1:48
SPEAKER_03: We were um we designed our good friend Sam's comedy special uh at the bellhouse.
1:53
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to Sam, it was great, super fun.
1:55
SPEAKER_03: Looked awesome, if I do say so myself.
1:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and that sort of inspired us to change the tiles, which we did last night for whatever reason.
2:01
SPEAKER_03: You got possessed and wanted to change the set like the day before shoot.
2:04
SPEAKER_03: I was like, okay.
2:05
SPEAKER_03: And was it not a good idea?
2:06
SPEAKER_03: No, it was, it was.
2:06
SPEAKER_03: It worked.
2:07
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of mania paid off for once.
2:08
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of cunty, but it's making me like want to change other things.
2:13
SPEAKER_03: Such as.
2:13
SPEAKER_03: I think it might need a little shag rog.
2:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, I can't tell.
2:16
SPEAKER_03: And I can't tell if like the topiary is now with the tile floor.
2:18
SPEAKER_03: Is it a little like down the rabbit hole?
2:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
2:21
SPEAKER_03: Like it's a little like Alice Wonder.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:25
SPEAKER_03: Maybe not a bad thing.
2:27
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, we can't talk about the set.
2:28
SPEAKER_03: No one gives me.
2:29
SPEAKER_03: Nobody cares.
2:30
SPEAKER_03: No one cares.
2:31
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
2:32
SPEAKER_03: I am wearing uh this is Diesel, secondhand.
2:35
SPEAKER_03: Suggested matrix.
2:36
SPEAKER_03: And then just uh black jeans and and loafers.
2:39
SPEAKER_03: Love it.
2:40
SPEAKER_03: What's your problem?
2:40
SPEAKER_03: What is my problem?
2:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, I chipped my I like broke a nail today, like in a really bad like hangnail kind of way.
2:45
SPEAKER_03: You broke a nail.
2:47
SPEAKER_02: Really?
2:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry.
2:49
SPEAKER_03: That's hard.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: That's it.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: That's your problem.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: Good.
2:55
SPEAKER_03: I randomly like, can I have no problems?
2:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, is that allowed?
2:58
SPEAKER_03: You're doing that great.
2:59
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I think I've been feeling pretty good.
3:01
SPEAKER_03: The pills have been.
3:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the medication has really uh sort of changed your whole personality.
3:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:06
SPEAKER_03: For the better, I guess.
3:09
SPEAKER_03: But I also wanted to tell you, like, Mike's been really into like styling wigs lately.
3:12
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
3:13
SPEAKER_03: You've always been, but like there's been a little uh push, a recent surge.
3:16
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
3:17
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, that's your new vice, by the way.
3:19
SPEAKER_03: Styling wigs is your new vice.
3:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm addicted to it.
3:23
SPEAKER_03: As recently as yesterday, I was like, I hate this, actually.
3:26
SPEAKER_03: Like doing hair kind of actually sucks.
3:27
SPEAKER_03: And it's one of those things where it's like, I know enough to be really bad.
3:31
SPEAKER_03: It'd be like just a little bit better than bad, I think.
3:33
SPEAKER_03: Like I could make something work, yeah.
3:36
SPEAKER_03: But anytime it like requires like actual hair styling, like cutting or curling, it gets to be a little bit soft.
3:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that wasn't that was a mess.
3:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:42
SPEAKER_03: Um, no, my problem.
3:44
SPEAKER_03: Um, oh, I I I got okay.
3:46
SPEAKER_03: My problem is that I got an email that said Barack Obama is on LinkedIn.
3:51
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I don't need to know that.
3:54
SPEAKER_03: And also, like, good for him.
3:56
SPEAKER_03: If he if he needs to be there, god speed.
3:59
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I love that.
4:00
SPEAKER_03: I don't even I don't want the president to be on LinkedIn.
4:02
SPEAKER_03: I don't even want to be on LinkedIn.
4:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know if I am on LinkedIn.
4:06
SPEAKER_03: I haven't heard that in a long time.
4:07
SPEAKER_03: Didn't they have like a free like LinkedIn account like after graduation?
4:10
SPEAKER_03: Like that was like our graduation gift from the school.
4:12
SPEAKER_03: They're like, here's a square reader and like a pro LinkedIn Pro account or something for like one year.
4:18
SPEAKER_03: You get to use the internet.
4:19
SPEAKER_03: Congrats.
4:20
SPEAKER_03: Um, should we make Gina a LinkedIn for no reason?
4:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, imagine her resume.
4:24
SPEAKER_03: The things she's done.
4:25
SPEAKER_03: I can't.
4:25
SPEAKER_03: I'll explode.
4:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm tape.
4:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm using four pieces of tape today on your head.
4:29
SPEAKER_03: That's how bad I need Botox.
4:31
SPEAKER_03: You came in and it was like, whoa, never been done.
4:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh, who you're wearing?
4:33
SPEAKER_03: What is your problem?
4:34
SPEAKER_03: Who am I wearing?
4:35
SPEAKER_03: I am in Laquan Smith, which is like a weird, I was just saying, a little piece of linguini.
4:39
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of skimpy today, because I've been like wanting to wear black for no reason.
4:42
SPEAKER_03: Right.
4:42
SPEAKER_03: You're like in a happy good mood, and I'm like gothic and miserable.
4:45
SPEAKER_03: So I'm just like in a I'm mourning, I don't know.
4:47
SPEAKER_03: Mourning what?
4:48
SPEAKER_03: My happiness.
4:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm mourning myself.
4:51
SPEAKER_03: So I'm in this, but I kind of love how it came together.
4:54
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of giving me like porn star a little bit.
4:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
4:56
SPEAKER_03: I said porn princess.
4:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
4:57
SPEAKER_03: I had the I had the tattoo like shrug on and it became like pro wrestler yesterday, which is never a bad thing.
5:03
SPEAKER_03: It's always on the mood board, but the porn to pro wrestler pipeline is pretty short, I would say.
5:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:08
SPEAKER_03: I always say Gina's dad is a pro wrestler, canonically.
5:12
SPEAKER_03: So there's that.
5:13
SPEAKER_03: Uh and then unfortunately I'm wearing Fashionova, which is big for me.
5:16
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
5:16
SPEAKER_03: You know, you know me, I don't like to not wear an extensive show.
5:20
SPEAKER_01: You don't like to not wear an expensive show.
5:21
SPEAKER_03: Does that make sense?
5:22
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, yes.
5:23
SPEAKER_03: Does that make sense?
5:24
SPEAKER_03: It's hard for me.
5:25
SPEAKER_03: I don't want like a, I'm not like a designer war, but I want I want like a hundred and forty dollar shoe.
5:30
SPEAKER_03: Like 230 on sale to that.
5:33
SPEAKER_03: That's like what I want.
5:34
SPEAKER_03: So I'm in a$30 shoe.
5:35
SPEAKER_03: That's growth, mama.
5:37
SPEAKER_03: Or it's depression, I guess.
5:38
SPEAKER_03: Both.
5:39
SPEAKER_03: And what is my problem?
5:40
SPEAKER_03: I have so many and they're kind of boring, but let me see.
5:42
SPEAKER_03: First of all, I have a witch pimple on my nose.
5:45
SPEAKER_03: Can't see it.
5:45
SPEAKER_03: Happy holidays.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: Uh literally, like, why do I why am I plagued with that?
5:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
5:50
SPEAKER_03: Today you were like, why do you like get breakouts on your nose?
5:53
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, as I was like stabbing it with like a needle, like lancing it.
5:56
SPEAKER_03: I would love to fucking know.
5:58
SPEAKER_03: You know, that's like my problem area.
6:00
SPEAKER_03: That sucks.
6:01
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think I got one because I was like eating ass.
6:07
SPEAKER_03: That's crazy to say.
6:09
SPEAKER_03: But maybe that, like, maybe that wasn't like the part, eh?
6:13
SPEAKER_02: Is there like a precedent for getting pintles from asshole?
6:16
SPEAKER_03: I don't think my nose loved it.
6:19
SPEAKER_03: You know?
6:20
SPEAKER_03: And also another problem of mine is I got a haircut.
6:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to grow up my boy here.
6:24
SPEAKER_03: Right, right, right.
6:24
SPEAKER_03: And my barber chopped off like three inches.
6:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I think it looks good.
6:27
SPEAKER_03: I think it was kind of annoying.
6:29
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I'm turning a corner, I'm gonna do like one more little haircut to like you know have a long and then I'll cut it all off or whatever.
6:34
SPEAKER_03: And then he he chopped two inches.
6:35
SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, uh okay, cool.
6:36
SPEAKER_03: This isn't turning a corner, this is sort of going backwards in time.
6:39
SPEAKER_03: Do you have a week and get it?
6:40
SPEAKER_03: Because like I have more to the ass eating story.
6:42
SPEAKER_03: Tell me more, mama.
6:44
SPEAKER_03: So I was hanging out with Peter and we like were at my place and Berline was there with her friend, apparently.
6:53
SPEAKER_03: It was the first time Peter met my roommate Berline, blah blah blah.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: We met her friend and like hung out for five seconds.
6:58
SPEAKER_03: And then we go out, do our thing, we meet up with his friends, get back, hook up, like our hooking up, and then the the bell rings.
7:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, who the fuck is this?
7:07
SPEAKER_03: And it was 4 a.m.
7:08
SPEAKER_03: It's Berline's friend.
7:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, what?
7:10
SPEAKER_03: She's like, yeah, Berline fell asleep.
7:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, yeah, it's 4 a.m.
7:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, go home.
7:16
SPEAKER_03: Like, why are you here?
7:17
SPEAKER_03: She came upstairs, was up, apologetic, blah blah blah, went into Berlene's room.
7:21
SPEAKER_03: So we proceed, and then two seconds later, I didn't realize she would be like crashing on the couch.
7:26
SPEAKER_03: So for whatever reason, I had the door open and like she got a full profile view of me, like face, face deep.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: And like we saw each other, and I was like, wow.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: Hey, sister.
7:39
SPEAKER_03: It was brutal, but that's what that's what she deserves.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm more embarrassed, but I'm kind of like making it like empowering for me.
7:45
SPEAKER_03: You sort of like ate ass as protest.
7:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:48
SPEAKER_03: I was like, that's what you deserve for coming in here at 4 a.m.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: and and staring at me.
7:54
SPEAKER_03: It was crazy because it was full perfect profile.
7:58
SPEAKER_02: What are you gonna do?
8:00
SPEAKER_03: Non stop.
8:02
SPEAKER_03: So that's why I have a pimple.
8:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
8:05
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
8:06
unknown: Wow.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: This might be a question to ask the group when our fabulous guests come in.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: Practical magic is coming out or is out.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm not really sure.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: But there's been a big, you know, Nicole and Sandra Bullock press tour, and all this talk about like, you know, the billion dollar retouching budget because of their faces blown out.
8:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:28
SPEAKER_03: Love it.
8:28
SPEAKER_03: I read something that was like, people are complaining that Sandra's lips aren't even in the whole movie.
8:32
SPEAKER_03: Like uneven, like filler.
8:34
SPEAKER_03: Sandy.
8:34
SPEAKER_03: Bad, I know.
8:35
SPEAKER_03: We thought you were above it, Sandy.
8:36
SPEAKER_03: I know we're not supposed to like be commenting on women's bodies and appearances and stuff.
8:40
SPEAKER_03: But I'm like, I'm pro plastic surgery.
8:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, get more, get get like get get even.
8:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:44
SPEAKER_03: Lips.
8:45
SPEAKER_03: Um the only thing that bothers me is when it's like, I'm supposed to believe that like Nicole Kidman is like a mother of newborn twins.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, is she?
8:52
SPEAKER_03: No, not in like not in that movie.
8:54
SPEAKER_03: But they did have to recast their daughters with younger actors because they would have been in like their 30s by now.
9:00
SPEAKER_03: Riddle me this.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: Is Stockholm Channing in there?
9:03
SPEAKER_03: Stockholm Channing?
9:04
SPEAKER_03: Stockholm.
9:04
SPEAKER_03: Stockard.
9:05
SPEAKER_03: Starker?
9:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:06
SPEAKER_03: Sharker?
9:07
SPEAKER_03: She is.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: She is.
9:08
SPEAKER_03: They really didn't like advertise her being a part of it.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: She's she could take her leave it.
9:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
9:13
SPEAKER_03: She just makes a cameo.
9:14
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
9:15
unknown: Okay.
9:15
SPEAKER_03: I think they don't care about practical magic.
9:17
SPEAKER_03: But I wish I did.
9:18
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you?
9:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
9:20
SPEAKER_03: Because it was like I've never saw the original.
9:21
SPEAKER_03: For 12-year-olds and not eight-year-olds or something.
9:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and like the midnight margaritas embarrass me somehow.
9:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
9:27
SPEAKER_02: Because it's like, I don't know.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm no stranger to a midnight margarita.
9:31
SPEAKER_02: Let's be serious.
9:32
SPEAKER_03: Drink around the clock.
9:33
SPEAKER_03: Anything else before we uh No, but I'm I I have a boyfriend.
9:37
SPEAKER_03: Interesting of you not to check in.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, haven't we talked about this before?
9:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it's new, so it's like, you know, you have to keep checking in.
9:44
SPEAKER_03: Hi, Gina, how's your boyfriend?
9:45
SPEAKER_03: Great.
9:46
SPEAKER_03: It's going great.
9:47
SPEAKER_03: But I will say, you know, it's new.
9:50
SPEAKER_03: And like maybe it's a bit alarming.
9:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:53
SPEAKER_03: Truly.
9:54
SPEAKER_03: And it's been since like mid-July.
9:57
SPEAKER_03: But I was just thinking about like if I died through the lens of like him, because he doesn't know me too too well, but he's like invested.
10:06
SPEAKER_03: Like, wouldn't that be like it's kind of like a sh tough spot to be in for him?
10:10
SPEAKER_03: Because he'd like probably attend the services, but like isn't involved or like doesn't want to be involved or like doesn't know how much to be involved.
10:18
SPEAKER_03: So I I I've been thinking about it through the lens of like me dying early.
10:21
SPEAKER_03: Are you dying?
10:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh wait, actually, yeah.
10:24
SPEAKER_03: After saying I've been depressed and I'm wearing black.
10:26
SPEAKER_03: No, unrelated.
10:27
SPEAKER_03: That's actually a happy thought.
10:29
SPEAKER_03: That's just like a fun, like that's just like it's a happy thought.
10:32
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
10:33
SPEAKER_03: I was just thinking about like that would be uncomfortable, like annoying for him to have to like deal with my death a little bit.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:39
SPEAKER_03: But not too much.
10:40
SPEAKER_03: And maybe.
10:41
SPEAKER_03: It's like, does he introduce himself?
10:43
SPEAKER_03: Probably.
10:44
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
10:44
SPEAKER_03: Like, do you have to?
10:45
SPEAKER_03: What does it matter?
10:49
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
10:50
SPEAKER_03: Peter?
10:51
SPEAKER_03: Uh, why don't you come on the podcast?
10:55
SPEAKER_03: We're not allowed to.
10:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, redacted.
10:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, redacted.
10:59
SPEAKER_03: We'll have to have him.
11:00
SPEAKER_03: Did you tell him this?
11:01
SPEAKER_03: What did he say?
11:02
SPEAKER_03: Actually, I did tell him and he agreed.
11:03
SPEAKER_03: I think the move would be like, be there, but like let the family and friends sort of take the lead because he's on the boards.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: It's been like two months.
11:12
SPEAKER_03: The memory boards?
11:13
SPEAKER_03: Like the the boards.
11:15
SPEAKER_03: Or the DJ boards.
11:17
SPEAKER_03: Or the floorboards.
11:18
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, should we take a little break?
11:20
SPEAKER_02: I think we should take a break.
11:22
SPEAKER_02: Be right back.
11:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
11:31
SPEAKER_03: And do you ever record in drag or no?
11:33
SPEAKER_03: If I like happen to be in drag.
11:36
SPEAKER_03: That's smart.
11:36
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be doing that.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: Because I see which would mean never.
11:43
SPEAKER_02: Because I saw the artwork in your pancake in the artwork.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: Right.
11:46
SPEAKER_02: And that's like the smartest thing ever.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: So it's like, I don't need to be doing any of this.
11:50
SPEAKER_04: And I felt so ugly that day, but I did edit that picture to make myself look a little bit better.
11:55
SPEAKER_04: It's a cute pig.
11:56
SPEAKER_04: It's like pigtails?
11:57
SPEAKER_04: Pigtails.
11:58
SPEAKER_04: I sold it.
11:59
SPEAKER_04: What?
11:59
SPEAKER_04: I sold it.
12:00
SPEAKER_04: You're like, I suck dick?
12:01
SPEAKER_04: What?
12:02
SPEAKER_04: Both.
12:02
SPEAKER_04: Both.
12:03
SPEAKER_04: You sold the wig?
12:04
SPEAKER_04: That wig did not look good on me.
12:05
SPEAKER_04: Really?
12:06
SPEAKER_04: It did not look good on me.
12:06
SPEAKER_04: I thought it was cute.
12:07
SPEAKER_04: I didn't say it.
12:08
SPEAKER_04: But you're saying it was touch.
12:09
SPEAKER_04: When like in the picture, it's cute in motion.
12:12
SPEAKER_04: It really is cute, but the pigtails like fall into my face.
12:16
SPEAKER_04: I have a long head and a long colon.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
12:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can't.
12:24
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, then I sold it to a baby drag queen who looks amazing in it.
12:28
SPEAKER_04: Amazing.
12:30
SPEAKER_04: It's like an alien.
12:32
SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, and we're back.
12:33
SPEAKER_03: We are back with some amazing guests.
12:36
SPEAKER_03: Yes, please welcome to the pod, Donald and Michael, co-hosts of the amazing podcast Yin Me.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: That was really there.
12:46
SPEAKER_03: And our first appearance on a compty couch.
12:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:49
SPEAKER_03: Thank God.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: One of the happy podcasts.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: We'll see how you do.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: Right.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're gonna cut all this.
12:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: It's also a casting couch.
12:57
SPEAKER_04: So your A game.
12:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
13:00
SPEAKER_04: I it just came into my head the craziest audition story I ever experienced.
13:05
SPEAKER_04: Can you share it on a podcast?
13:06
SPEAKER_04: Of course.
13:07
SPEAKER_04: I'm very comfortable with everything.
13:09
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
13:10
SPEAKER_04: We have different levels of comfort about sharing uh graphics.
13:13
SPEAKER_04: It doesn't matter, we're shadow bands until the end of time.
13:16
SPEAKER_04: We don't have to want punches in our name.
13:18
SPEAKER_04: Right.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: Who would come up with that?
13:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
13:21
SPEAKER_02: It's crazy.
13:22
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
13:23
SPEAKER_04: But I early on in my auditioning for theater, I auditioned for a new gay play.
13:29
SPEAKER_04: And you had to get the sides, which is like audition material when you get there.
13:34
SPEAKER_04: And you were reading with like another person that was also auditioning.
13:37
SPEAKER_04: When is this?
13:37
SPEAKER_04: Can I just get a little timeline?
13:39
SPEAKER_04: This is like what when did we graduate?
13:41
SPEAKER_04: 2015?
13:42
SPEAKER_04: For sure.
13:42
SPEAKER_04: 2015.
13:43
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so it's old.
13:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:44
SPEAKER_04: Very old.
13:45
SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: Very old.
13:47
SPEAKER_04: Very old, very old.
13:49
SPEAKER_04: Ancient new.
13:50
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
13:50
SPEAKER_04: And I was really eager, you know, and I really passionate about new work and gay new work.
13:55
SPEAKER_04: So there I was.
13:56
SPEAKER_04: And the scene was a foot fetish scene.
13:59
SPEAKER_04: And so I'm like, okay, that's interesting.
14:01
SPEAKER_04: This is before the days of intimacy coordinators and like all that shit.
14:05
SPEAKER_04: Fuck that shit.
14:06
SPEAKER_04: Fuck that shit.
14:07
SPEAKER_04: Get a group.
14:08
SPEAKER_04: Should I need an intimacy club?
14:09
SPEAKER_04: Get a group.
14:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just as this.
14:11
SPEAKER_04: I couldn't have a one.
14:13
SPEAKER_04: I would have one.
14:14
SPEAKER_04: You as an intimacy coordinator in full dragon in this outfit.
14:18
SPEAKER_04: Genius.
14:18
SPEAKER_04: She's pushing for everyone to do analogy.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: She's like, I think characters for really go for anal in this game.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think your character would love to do it.
14:26
SPEAKER_02: Trianal.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: Trianal.
14:28
SPEAKER_03: I saw an A meme today saying the only AI I stand for is anal intercourse.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that beautiful?
14:35
SPEAKER_03: Um, do you want to get some kind of story?
14:37
SPEAKER_03: No, yeah, sorry.
14:37
SPEAKER_03: No, it's me.
14:38
SPEAKER_03: This is Tangent City, so I think it's a good one.
14:40
SPEAKER_04: I know where it's going though.
14:42
SPEAKER_04: We are very like in tandem.
14:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
14:44
SPEAKER_04: I can't soundtrack for anything.
14:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:47
SPEAKER_04: And he is.
14:48
SPEAKER_04: Why don't you try though?
14:49
SPEAKER_03: I do try.
14:51
SPEAKER_03: This is my best ever.
14:52
SPEAKER_04: So anyway, get the sides foot fetish scene.
14:54
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, okay, obviously I'm not gonna have to do the foot fetish scene.
14:56
SPEAKER_04: Like, we're just gonna like, you know, imply it.
15:00
SPEAKER_04: I get into the room, the director's like, we are looking for people that are dedicated to do like everything on the page.
15:07
SPEAKER_04: And I did take off a shoe.
15:10
SPEAKER_04: And I was supposed to like lick and kiss a foot and take the sock off.
15:13
SPEAKER_04: I took off a shoe and I mimed everything else.
15:16
SPEAKER_04: Is this out there, available?
15:18
SPEAKER_04: So then I left and I was like, that was insane.
15:22
SPEAKER_04: And so I kept looking up like, is this play even real?
15:25
SPEAKER_04: The play never happened.
15:26
SPEAKER_04: I think this man literally just wanted to see people do foot fetish for him.
15:30
SPEAKER_03: Okay, we also have a friend named Mossica.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:33
SPEAKER_03: And if you know my friend Jessica, which you don't, she's gonna be like, we do.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: She once when we first moved to first moved to New York, she like found a dentist on Groupons, and all of a sudden she's getting her teeth done, closing her eyes, and then all of a sudden they just take off her shoes and start rubbing her feet.
15:53
SPEAKER_04: Oh the group was for dental work and a foot rub.
15:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
15:59
SPEAKER_04: It was Lisa.
16:00
SPEAKER_04: It was Lisa, but she didn't realize.
16:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: She's like, is that a toe up my ass?
16:07
SPEAKER_03: She paid for it.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: She's a mother now.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: Because of the toe.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:13
SPEAKER_03: It happens.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, on our part, we have a little segment called Who Are You Wearing and The What Is Your Problem?
16:18
SPEAKER_03: So you're closest to me.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, actually, you just fucking had a long story.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your goddamn problem?
16:28
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so everyone's like, it's probably custom.
16:30
SPEAKER_03: It's like this is so gorgeous.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: It must be custom.
16:32
SPEAKER_03: What is it to just the audio listeners?
16:34
SPEAKER_03: It's um okay, so if you're looking at it, you might think that like um like a fuzzy wuzzy was here.
16:40
SPEAKER_03: Um, you might think that it it's like a fuzzy blue denim jacket with checkers, with lime green checkers.
16:48
SPEAKER_03: Um there's red in there.
16:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's definitely something.
16:52
SPEAKER_03: An ombre of color.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, it's really cool.
16:54
SPEAKER_03: It looks like krill.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: Sarah Richard.
16:56
SPEAKER_03: Is it krill?
16:57
SPEAKER_03: It's ultimately TikTok chop.
16:59
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
17:00
SPEAKER_03: That means you want to jump off a bread.
17:02
SPEAKER_03: And listen, my shoes are team silver.
17:07
SPEAKER_03: These are Reebok times Bravo shoes.
17:10
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
17:10
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
17:11
SPEAKER_03: Bravo.
17:11
SPEAKER_03: I work for Bravo.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: We did a collab.
17:13
SPEAKER_03: These are specifically the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills shoes.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
17:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we have a couple different shoes.
17:19
SPEAKER_03: We have Real House of New York, Real Housewives of Atlanta, but these are the Beverly Hills shoes.
17:23
SPEAKER_03: You can see on the side.
17:25
SPEAKER_03: And I think in inside it says Naemum.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: I wish I wish they would um make like sound effects when you walk.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: So it could just be like iconic French phrases.
17:34
SPEAKER_03: Like light up shoes on the other.
17:36
SPEAKER_04: So you said times.
17:37
SPEAKER_04: I used to say X.
17:38
SPEAKER_04: I would say X.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: But for some reason it came out times.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: That's beautiful.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: It's because I'm your mathematician.
17:43
SPEAKER_03: No, I've been looking at New Roman.
17:46
SPEAKER_03: I've been looking at New Roman.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: You're thinking, you're thinking, he's slow.
17:49
SPEAKER_03: He's slow.
17:49
SPEAKER_03: This man over here.
17:50
SPEAKER_03: You know I times New Roman, bitch.
17:52
SPEAKER_03: Don't learn a font.
17:53
SPEAKER_03: Thank God.
17:55
SPEAKER_04: You cut out times, and it's the time to really get with the whole context of everything.
17:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh, the girls are fighting.
18:01
SPEAKER_03: I think it's actually, I learned this recently.
18:03
SPEAKER_03: I think it's bi.
18:04
SPEAKER_03: Like South by Southwest is S X S W.
18:07
SPEAKER_03: So it's like Adidas Bye Bravo.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: And what I did was by Erasure.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't think anybody ever says that though.
18:13
SPEAKER_03: And what I did was by Erasure.
18:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:16
SPEAKER_03: Which we we are full promoters of that on this podcast.
18:19
SPEAKER_03: So, anyways, that's what I'm wearing.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: Sonic, you look amazing.
18:21
SPEAKER_04: Wait, we're not done.
18:22
SPEAKER_04: Like, what about your shorts?
18:23
SPEAKER_03: Um, I think these are HM.
18:24
SPEAKER_03: I think um my pants are always Uni Clo.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: We ultimate is it UniClo?
18:29
SPEAKER_03: Is it Uniclo?
18:30
SPEAKER_03: Is it Uniclo?
18:34
SPEAKER_03: Zara.
18:34
SPEAKER_03: But I find their pants.
18:35
SPEAKER_03: Is it cruelty-free?
18:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:37
SPEAKER_03: So stretchy, so stretchy.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: And the socks, I don't know, but I will take one off for an audition.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:45
SPEAKER_03: Are you both into feet?
18:46
SPEAKER_03: Not really.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: I have a gorgeous foot, but I'm not into feet.
18:50
SPEAKER_03: Like I don't care about them.
18:52
SPEAKER_03: Huge and wide and hairy and they stink, but I'm not into that sort of thing.
18:56
SPEAKER_03: But someone else is I blow my low.
18:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so yeah, what size?
18:59
SPEAKER_03: I always thought I was a 12, but like I don't think I'm a 12.
19:02
SPEAKER_03: I think I'm like a 13, if not more.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: Well my whole my whole adult life, I was like, I'm a 12, I'm a 12, I'm 12.
19:06
SPEAKER_03: But like you would expect and me as your wife, I'm like, he's not a 12.
19:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what we fucking talk about.
19:12
SPEAKER_03: Have you gotten a foot rub like at a place?
19:14
SPEAKER_03: Um like not sexually.
19:15
SPEAKER_04: No.
19:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
19:16
SPEAKER_04: We recently went to a foot rub place.
19:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh, were you talking about this on your most recent episode?
19:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:22
SPEAKER_04: Massages.
19:22
SPEAKER_04: Perhaps.
19:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we got massaged at the time with my husband.
19:26
SPEAKER_04: He went back for more.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: He went back for more.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:28
SPEAKER_03: You went back and we're in that like he went and did it again.
19:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, okay.
19:31
unknown: You booked it back.
19:32
unknown: Yeah.
19:32
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know if it was like the same day.
19:33
SPEAKER_03: You're like, no, no, no.
19:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna get a little bit more of that.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: You went back at 4 a.m.
19:37
SPEAKER_03: that they were closed.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: Over honey.
19:39
SPEAKER_03: I love anyone who tries it.
19:41
SPEAKER_03: You never know.
19:42
SPEAKER_03: Um what is your problem?
19:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, thank you for asking.
19:44
SPEAKER_03: Um, my problem is that I recently got attempted robbed.
19:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: Can you believe?
19:51
SPEAKER_03: I can believe because I've been stalking the story.
19:54
SPEAKER_03: I've been addicted.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this has caught the national uh attention.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Um, you're on a tour.
19:59
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm on tour.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm on a robbed.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: This is unbelievable.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: So that I wasn't robbed tour.
20:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:04
SPEAKER_03: I only booked this interview because I got attempted robbed.
20:07
SPEAKER_03: It's the best thing that's ever happened.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I literally love getting attempted robbed.
20:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm so grateful for it.
20:12
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, I got attempted robbed.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: For the first time in my brief version.
20:16
SPEAKER_03: If you're tired, if you're tired of talking about it.
20:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm literally not.
20:19
SPEAKER_03: I'll always bring it up.
20:20
SPEAKER_04: Lady Gaga will say the same quote every interview, and so will my friend Dr.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, only 100 people have to listen.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the thing is.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: There could be 100 robbers in a room.
20:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
20:29
SPEAKER_04: But only one of them puts a gun at you.
20:31
SPEAKER_03: I was born in New York City.
20:32
SPEAKER_03: I've lived here for a long time, but no one's tried to rob me.
20:36
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, what?
20:36
SPEAKER_03: I'm so robable, you know what I mean?
20:38
SPEAKER_04: But then I just're wearing TikTok shop.
20:40
SPEAKER_04: I know.
20:41
SPEAKER_03: They're like, this is not worth it.
20:43
SPEAKER_03: Um but yeah, I went to an ATM on a Saturday afternoon in Midtown, Manhattan, New York City, honey.
20:51
SPEAKER_04: That's basic.
20:52
SPEAKER_03: And I was getting cash out because I was gonna get a what?
20:55
SPEAKER_03: Foot rub.
20:56
SPEAKER_03: Uh and that's a callback.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: Really?
20:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:58
SPEAKER_03: And Todd was like, I need some cash for someone to touch my piggies.
21:02
SPEAKER_03: And so I went into the ATM and someone came up to me and said, and I was listening to a podcast, another podcast.
21:08
SPEAKER_03: I know we're on a podcast, but our podcast sisters at Giggly Squad, thank you.
21:13
SPEAKER_03: We love them vibes.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: Someone's trying to rob me, and they said, May I have your money?
21:18
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't listening.
21:19
SPEAKER_03: May I no?
21:20
SPEAKER_03: They were like, give me your money.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: And I totally didn't catch it.
21:22
SPEAKER_03: And I took off my head and I was like, I'm so sorry I'm listening to a podcast.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: What?
21:26
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
21:26
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm sorry, what?
21:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: That is so good.
21:29
SPEAKER_03: And then I looked down and there was a little uh finger pointing at me.
21:33
SPEAKER_03: A gun looking like a gun.
21:34
SPEAKER_03: A gun on the gun.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: How much did it look like a gun?
21:36
SPEAKER_03: A hundred percent.
21:37
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's I've never I've never been around that.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: Um I was like, oh, a gun is pointing at me.
21:42
SPEAKER_04: Has anyone here shot a gun?
21:44
SPEAKER_04: No, I've held a gun.
21:45
SPEAKER_04: A pain pull gun.
21:46
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
21:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I have done pain palls.
21:48
SPEAKER_04: I've shot an actual gun.
21:49
SPEAKER_04: We have a fake.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: We're anti-gun here, so get out.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: I said get out.
21:56
unknown: I'm anti-gun.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: We gotta arm.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: We gotta arm.
21:59
SPEAKER_03: We gotta arm.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Up.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's a gun, but like I want guns over here.
22:02
SPEAKER_03: I see.
22:02
SPEAKER_03: The gun show.
22:03
SPEAKER_03: The gun show.
22:05
SPEAKER_03: Shootoats, not guns.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, so this person tried to rob my ass, and I was kind of zoned out.
22:09
SPEAKER_03: I was a little hungover.
22:10
SPEAKER_03: So I just said, no, thank you.
22:12
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, What?
22:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm robbing you.
22:14
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, and I was like, oh, no, thank you.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: That is so funny.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: And then he was like, Can I get a sandwich?
22:22
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, no, thank you.
22:24
SPEAKER_03: And then he walked out.
22:25
SPEAKER_04: And then he was judging him with like your fagotry.
22:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:28
SPEAKER_04: Stupidity.
22:29
SPEAKER_04: It was like the gay accent of it.
22:30
SPEAKER_04: He short circuited.
22:31
SPEAKER_04: But he pulled his hand out from underneath his shirt, which looked like gun.
22:35
SPEAKER_04: It was like a squishy toy.
22:36
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
22:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was literally a squishy toy.
22:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: It was like a butter.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: It was the thing of a butter.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:43
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
22:43
SPEAKER_03: It was like the watery one.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: Like water brilliantly.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: Kind of like galaxy sparkly.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:49
SPEAKER_03: Were you like sharding your diaper?
22:51
SPEAKER_03: I was like, thank you for asking.
22:53
SPEAKER_03: That's something I do.
22:54
SPEAKER_03: I was like, whoa.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: But then I was like, I've actually never been less intimidated by someone.
22:59
SPEAKER_03: And he walked out.
23:00
SPEAKER_03: I stayed in there, I got my money.
23:02
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I still have a massage to get.
23:04
SPEAKER_03: Um and then I left.
23:06
SPEAKER_03: I called my bestie and was like, oh my God, this happened.
23:09
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, you need to film a TikTok about it.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, how did I not think about it?
23:14
SPEAKER_03: So I returned to the scene of the crime.
23:15
SPEAKER_04: I generally my friend his love language is how can I make this into content in crash?
23:22
SPEAKER_04: How can I monetize off of this?
23:23
SPEAKER_03: And that's why we made a podcast as friends.
23:25
SPEAKER_03: Right.
23:25
SPEAKER_03: I was like, this is getting really boring, just being friends with you.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: Right.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: How can we make commitment that requires a lot of effort?
23:32
SPEAKER_03: We made so much money.
23:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:34
SPEAKER_04: Well, you did based on the t-shirt sales.
23:36
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
23:36
SPEAKER_04: I'm talking about from from podcasts.
23:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and money in um in a way where, yeah, friendship is money.
23:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:44
SPEAKER_04: Time is money.
23:44
SPEAKER_04: So we spent a lot of time doing it.
23:46
SPEAKER_04: And that's friendship is money.
23:47
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
23:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Friendship is money.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: Tattooed on my lower back.
23:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that is wild.
23:53
SPEAKER_03: That is wild.
23:54
SPEAKER_03: No, I can't say I've always wanted to be Rob, but like that's I highly suggest it by though.
23:58
SPEAKER_03: Getting off like unscathed.
23:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: I think one of them.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of fun and funny.
24:01
SPEAKER_03: And just being fully like it.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: But I think that's like gotta be one of the best tactics you could have like employed.
24:09
SPEAKER_03: Like being just like oblivious.
24:11
SPEAKER_03: Like oblivious.
24:12
SPEAKER_03: So so like out of it that like they the other person doesn't know how to respond.
24:16
SPEAKER_03: He literally was like what?
24:17
SPEAKER_03: Pulverized by it.
24:18
SPEAKER_03: I am a little afraid though, because um I posted it online and then it like blew up in its own little way.
24:24
SPEAKER_03: But so many people are like, I'm gonna try that.
24:26
SPEAKER_03: Like, yes, Queen.
24:27
SPEAKER_03: Like all these women around the country.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, I kind of want you to just protect yourself.
24:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this was very happenstance and his horrible reflexes.
24:36
SPEAKER_03: Yes, if you're listening to Big Hunty Couch, like I need you to know right now, like maybe don't say no, thank you.
24:42
SPEAKER_03: That it worked for me, but I cannot recommend that it will work for everybody.
24:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, get your own gun, actually.
24:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:46
SPEAKER_03: That's what we're advocating for.
24:48
SPEAKER_03: And someone follow through with the robbery.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for once.
24:52
SPEAKER_03: Have y'all been like mugged or something?
24:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:54
SPEAKER_03: I have two stories.
24:55
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
24:56
SPEAKER_03: One time in college, I was like waiting for friends to come out of the dorm in like the like main quad area, and these two guys came up to me and I'm pretty sure they were students.
25:05
SPEAKER_03: Like I recognized them, I'd seen them around, and one of them goes, Yo, bunny ear that shit.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, What does that mean?
25:11
SPEAKER_03: I was like, What?
25:12
SPEAKER_03: Like, I had a very similar reaction because I was like, I didn't know what bunny ear that shit meant.
25:15
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what is this person talking about?
25:17
SPEAKER_03: And then I realized he meant like turn your pockets out like bunny ears.
25:21
SPEAKER_03: He wanted me to like see if I had any money in my pockets to rob.
25:24
SPEAKER_04: If we're gonna do a reveal, I'm all in.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that sounds fine.
25:27
SPEAKER_04: Long did you buy it?
25:29
SPEAKER_03: No, I was like, I was like, what?
25:31
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what are you talking?
25:32
SPEAKER_03: What do you what does that mean?
25:33
SPEAKER_03: So then they kind of just sort of like slunk away as like people came out.
25:36
SPEAKER_03: And then the the second time, so I was leaving work in like on like 25th Street, probably like 10, 15 years ago at this point, and I was on the phone with my dad, and it was like late, and I was it was dumb for me to be walking alone, like not paying attention.
25:48
SPEAKER_03: And this guy kind of like was walking towards me, and I I could like my spidey senses tingled like very briefly.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: I was like, something's a little bit weird.
25:55
SPEAKER_03: And then, like, in a split second, he was like so close to me and he said something, but I couldn't hear him, and he spat in my face.
26:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I remember this.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: Spat in my face.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm on the phone.
26:06
SPEAKER_03: My skin has never looked back.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: I know it was gorgeous.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: I guess it was a uh salmon uh yeah.
26:10
SPEAKER_03: What's his name?
26:11
SPEAKER_03: New York Tiffany Pollard.
26:13
SPEAKER_03: But like I screamed, my dad like hung up the phone because he thought I got shot.
26:17
SPEAKER_03: So then like I called him back.
26:18
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm fine.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: I was like laughing.
26:20
SPEAKER_03: But then like the aftermath was like I'm sitting on the train and I was like looking for a friendly face anywhere in the crowd, being like, someone, please like see that something crazy has happened to me.
26:29
SPEAKER_03: And women were just like looking at me, being like, Oh, stop looking at us.
26:32
SPEAKER_03: And he's like, You have spit on your face, and it was delicious, yeah.
26:35
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
26:36
SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine getting spit at.
26:37
SPEAKER_03: It was horrible.
26:38
SPEAKER_03: That might be like red button satisfaction.
26:39
SPEAKER_03: Have it on.
26:41
SPEAKER_04: You're right.
26:43
SPEAKER_04: Well, she's the uh the intimacy coordinator.
26:45
SPEAKER_04: Right.
26:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:47
SPEAKER_04: She teaches a workshop on that.
26:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:49
SPEAKER_03: I've never been robbed.
26:50
SPEAKER_03: Just recently, like in the past month, I was staying at Sarah's and I was like high as fuck and smoking a cig late night and just walking, and I witnessed a robbery, and I didn't know really what to do, but he saw me and got like annoyed, obviously, and like was walking ahead of me, and I'm still walking because I'm still kind of like figuring out what actually just happened.
27:08
SPEAKER_03: And then I see him pick up like river rocks in like a tree bed, and I'm like, oh, is he gonna throw those at me?
27:14
SPEAKER_03: So I just went across the street and went the other way, and that's the end of the story.
27:17
SPEAKER_03: But wasn't he gonna have to have a ski mask on?
27:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he had a ski mask on.
27:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
27:21
SPEAKER_03: It was scary.
27:22
SPEAKER_03: It was actually scary.
27:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was scary.
27:23
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I'm not gonna tell you.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of ski masks, did you watch The Widower on Netflix yet?
27:29
SPEAKER_03: Should I?
27:30
SPEAKER_03: Do I need to?
27:30
SPEAKER_03: There's an incredible new true crime documentary.
27:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, whatever I'm dark, I'm twist with.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: I like true crime.
27:37
SPEAKER_03: Like I like to relax, like cuddle up in bed with an absolute burden.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: But the sweet mask.
27:44
SPEAKER_03: Marga find it so relaxing.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: But the ski mask is a whole thing in that and help solve the case.
27:51
SPEAKER_03: I have like Jules Intuition and like cat reflexes.
27:55
SPEAKER_03: So I am proud of myself for like I was fucked up out of my mind, but I still like was like, wait a sec.
28:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:01
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna throw rocks at me.
28:03
SPEAKER_03: Not today.
28:05
SPEAKER_03: So hadn't you like clocked with river rocks before?
28:07
SPEAKER_03: Like I did.
28:08
SPEAKER_03: It was crazy.
28:09
SPEAKER_03: The day prior, I was smoking a cig and looking down at me and like someone really like purchased rocks out here to like decorate their like flower bed.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: So I knew exactly what he was he was reaching for.
28:19
SPEAKER_03: The river rocks! I dodge them.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that would have been cool.
28:24
SPEAKER_03: I said shit.
28:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I don't know.
28:28
SPEAKER_03: That could have been kind of cool.
28:30
SPEAKER_03: Right.
28:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, I love that you were robbed and that you're okay.
28:34
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
28:34
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
28:34
SPEAKER_04: And he's selling merch.
28:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
28:37
SPEAKER_03: If you're listening, I want a no thank you, T back Thong.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and if you're the bra.
28:41
SPEAKER_03: What the hell?
28:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, we're so the ship.
28:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, next lunch bio.
28:47
SPEAKER_03: Definitely check out my no thank you, merch.
28:50
SPEAKER_03: So good.
28:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna need that.
28:52
SPEAKER_03: Ooh, uh design interpation.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: Big hunty designer.
28:58
SPEAKER_03: Me and Mike say no thank you sometimes because um I have nieces and nephews who I bully.
29:04
SPEAKER_03: Um and uh one time I put like the film noir filter on my like nephew.
29:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and his only re he was probably three.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: His only reaction was no thank you.
29:15
SPEAKER_03: No thank you to the noir filter.
29:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I love that.
29:19
SPEAKER_03: So we often are like, no, thank you.
29:21
SPEAKER_03: Because it was like kind of sweet of him to be like, I hate looking like this.
29:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I gave him a red lip outfit.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: I gave him a red lip at a young age, and like a little fishnet, like yeah, I'm a millennial.
29:32
SPEAKER_03: These filters probably don't even exist anymore.
29:34
SPEAKER_03: I know that filter.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: We're all you know that filter.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: You're addicted to noir.
29:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're millennials.
29:39
SPEAKER_04: Put noir.
29:40
SPEAKER_04: Michael, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
29:42
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so I am wearing such a cute outfit right now.
29:45
SPEAKER_04: Like some would say, like some of the best, most casual head-to-toe designer.
29:50
SPEAKER_04: I look horrible, but I wore the shirt because I got this in P Town.
29:54
SPEAKER_04: It's a uh graphic tee that says province town on it, but there's an upside-down triangle in the space of the V.
30:01
SPEAKER_04: What does that stand for?
30:02
SPEAKER_04: It stands for gay.
30:04
SPEAKER_04: It stands for LGBT.
30:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:07
SPEAKER_04: So it's pretty crazy.
30:09
SPEAKER_04: If you don't know the history of the pink triangle, this is the pink couch.
30:11
SPEAKER_04: So get into it.
30:14
SPEAKER_04: Uh, and I got this in at Butch in P Town.
30:18
SPEAKER_04: And when we were there at the store, remember this the guy at the store?
30:22
SPEAKER_04: The owner?
30:23
SPEAKER_04: No.
30:23
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Helen is the owner.
30:24
SPEAKER_04: We w we we walk into the store, it's like really fucking quiet.
30:27
SPEAKER_04: There's just one woman working behind the counter.
30:29
SPEAKER_04: And we're perusing, we're trying things on, and then this group of three gay guys walk in that are all like very tall, wearing like all black and very twink vibes, but like more twas.
30:40
SPEAKER_04: Like they they've they're in like twas.
30:42
SPEAKER_04: Twas.
30:43
SPEAKER_04: They were once twink and now maybe not twinky.
30:47
SPEAKER_04: Not twanky, this like they used to be a twink and now they're older.
30:50
SPEAKER_04: They're old in fact.
30:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:52
SPEAKER_04: They're so skinny, but they're like older.
30:54
SPEAKER_04: And so this one, can you can you say it?
30:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
30:58
SPEAKER_03: Um, so this gay guy, this little um used to be a twink, was like looking around the store, looking and it's very quiet and small in this space.
31:05
SPEAKER_03: He holds it up to the saleswoman and goes, He holds up a uh t-shirt.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: Do you have this in a tank, mama?
31:12
SPEAKER_03: I was like, jail.
31:13
SPEAKER_03: Jail.
31:14
SPEAKER_03: And she was like, um no.
31:17
SPEAKER_03: That's insane.
31:18
SPEAKER_04: She was like, actually, we do.
31:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
31:20
SPEAKER_04: Um, but it's it's just it was like, I know we're in a gay town and we're allowed to be ourselves here.
31:26
SPEAKER_04: Not that much, not that much, not that much.
31:28
SPEAKER_04: Let's still be kind and wait.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: Actually, we had a a straight female friend ask us a question over the weekend.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: She texted us out of the blue, no context, said, Hello, gay people.
31:36
SPEAKER_03: What would you say is the definition of a twink?
31:39
SPEAKER_03: Um is there an age limit?
31:41
SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: I think, yeah.
31:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:44
SPEAKER_01: I think Young, thin, hairless, I think is like the general definition.
31:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: But then it becomes old thin hairless.
31:54
SPEAKER_03: Right.
31:54
SPEAKER_03: Like that's not homeless.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: Not at all.
31:58
SPEAKER_03: Or toothless.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: Not toothless.
32:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
32:01
SPEAKER_04: I think that's exactly that.
32:03
SPEAKER_04: I think like 28 is the round.
32:06
SPEAKER_04: I think 28 is the round.
32:07
SPEAKER_04: You're tough.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: I think 32.
32:09
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna give up to 32.
32:11
SPEAKER_04: I think 28, but if you're like really twinky, you could go into your like to 32, but you have to be really fucking twinky to do that.
32:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, twinky.
32:19
SPEAKER_04: And I think you have to be blonde, unfortunately.
32:21
SPEAKER_04: Whether it's like blonde dyed blonde, and he was blind.
32:25
SPEAKER_04: I mean gay.
32:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
32:26
SPEAKER_04: Uh it could be like bleach blonde, dye blonde, but I think you have to be like really skinny and yeah.
32:33
SPEAKER_04: And like really f and like how femme you are depends.
32:36
SPEAKER_04: I mean, yeah, hopefully, ideally very.
32:38
SPEAKER_04: Ideally very femme.
32:40
SPEAKER_04: But if you're younger, you don't have to be as femme to be twink.
32:42
SPEAKER_04: You just have to be skinny.
32:43
SPEAKER_03: What if you look really young and like are just a little pipsqueak at 35?
32:48
SPEAKER_04: You can still be a twink because people think I think that's twink.
32:50
SPEAKER_03: It's not an actual age, it's an emotional age.
32:52
SPEAKER_03: You're right, you're right, you're right.
32:54
SPEAKER_03: What about like a twink grandpa?
32:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't think those exist.
32:58
SPEAKER_03: Are you sure?
32:59
SPEAKER_03: That's what's called buttons.
33:01
SPEAKER_03: What is he?
33:01
SPEAKER_03: What am I?
33:02
SPEAKER_03: What is he?
33:02
SPEAKER_03: No, I I some somebody asked me that one time, and I was like, well, I'm tall and like skinny.
33:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:08
SPEAKER_03: So you're a giraffe.
33:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm a giraffe.
33:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:11
SPEAKER_02: But you're not at risk of being a twink.
33:15
SPEAKER_02: No one else would you.
33:17
SPEAKER_02: So you also have a big thing.
33:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't claim twink.
33:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: I don't think that applies to me.
33:21
SPEAKER_03: But were you once a twink?
33:22
SPEAKER_03: I would have had would have had to been like eight years old, so I don't think that like counts.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: Because you had a full bear at nine.
33:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:29
SPEAKER_03: What am I, a twunk?
33:30
SPEAKER_03: An otter?
33:30
SPEAKER_03: Does that happen?
33:31
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you're just like a jock.
33:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think you're kind of a jock.
33:34
SPEAKER_03: I think you're a jock.
33:35
SPEAKER_03: Yo, yeah, drag queen jock.
33:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:38
SPEAKER_03: I go both ways.
33:40
SPEAKER_03: When I look at you, I think jock.
33:41
SPEAKER_03: Right now.
33:42
SPEAKER_03: Not right now.
33:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right now right now.
33:43
SPEAKER_03: Well, pro wrestler.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: We have to read.
33:45
SPEAKER_03: No, I do, I do go kind of guy, like regular guy, but I'm not cross-dressing.
33:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:50
SPEAKER_03: But when I'm cross-dressing.
33:52
SPEAKER_04: Right now you're just a whore.
33:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
33:53
SPEAKER_04: A huge whore.
33:54
SPEAKER_03: Wait, so speaking of guy, we kind of know your guy.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: Right.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: You do.
33:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we kind of know him really well.
34:01
SPEAKER_03: And what are your thoughts?
34:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm obsessed.
34:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh the set.
34:04
SPEAKER_03: I'll look at all three cameras for this one.
34:07
SPEAKER_03: One, two, three.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: Um.
34:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
34:12
SPEAKER_02: It's getting caught.
34:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: No, he's wonderful.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: We're very different, him and I.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: So there's been a learning crazy.
34:19
SPEAKER_03: Really?
34:19
SPEAKER_03: I would consider you.
34:21
SPEAKER_03: Really?
34:21
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know you know well.
34:23
SPEAKER_04: I don't know you well enough yet, but I'm excited too.
34:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're but I based on what I know of you, I feel like you both have a fun, like jovial energy where you're like down to clown and be.
34:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:35
SPEAKER_04: Definitely down to clown.
34:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
34:36
SPEAKER_04: And like just down to have a good time and be like silly and go with the flow.
34:41
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
34:41
SPEAKER_04: I feel like you compliment each other well.
34:44
SPEAKER_04: That's case.
34:46
SPEAKER_04: And so I was nice and now I'm I'm gonna say you're both chaotic good, which I think is nice.
34:50
SPEAKER_04: Chaotic good.
34:50
SPEAKER_04: I think you are both for sure.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: Chaotic good.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: He's kind of sometimes be chaotic bad, yeah.
34:55
SPEAKER_04: Peter, yeah.
34:56
SPEAKER_04: He's got an evil side, especially when you watch him on Say Yes to the Dress.
34:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and he's seen those evil.
35:02
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know he was on Say Yes to the Dress.
35:05
SPEAKER_03: I gotta see this.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: Wait, this is really not funny, but sometimes I like to pretend there's a spin-off show where people choose their live band and it's called Say Yes to the Brass.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that really bad?
35:18
SPEAKER_03: That's amazing.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: That sucks.
35:22
SPEAKER_03: I only have one like grife with him.
35:24
SPEAKER_03: Like one thing.
35:26
SPEAKER_03: What?
35:26
SPEAKER_03: Before knowing him, like I was always known as the per person in the friend group and everyone we know with like the perfect ass.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
35:34
SPEAKER_03: Um and then you're that his ass gobbles you up, gobbles, doesn't it?
35:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's making G-string disappear.
35:41
unknown: Yeah.
35:42
SPEAKER_03: I always say this thing needs to be drained because like what is in there?
35:45
SPEAKER_04: And it's like he was kind of born that way.
35:48
SPEAKER_04: He was.
35:48
SPEAKER_03: I would love to see that caked up taller, but not that not in that way.
35:53
SPEAKER_03: I swear.
35:54
SPEAKER_04: If you're listening to this, and yeah.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: If you're listening to this, just close your eyes and think like I still do have a really great ass, but your boyfriend takes the cake.
36:03
SPEAKER_03: Literally.
36:05
SPEAKER_03: My god, you do have a great ass.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: Flocked it.
36:07
SPEAKER_03: You too.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: You too.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: You didn't bother it.
36:10
SPEAKER_03: You're like beefy.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: I was like excited.
36:13
SPEAKER_03: I thought you were coming to drag.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't tell.
36:14
SPEAKER_04: I just didn't want to.
36:17
SPEAKER_04: No, I respect.
36:17
SPEAKER_04: No, I didn't I don't have enough time after work today.
36:19
SPEAKER_04: And also I do the podcast, like our podcast mostly out of the day.
36:22
SPEAKER_04: My podcast persona is so out of drag.
36:25
SPEAKER_04: Like my brother.
36:26
SPEAKER_04: This is how I feel so saving class.
36:28
SPEAKER_04: This is how I feel saving glass.
36:30
SPEAKER_04: And I wanted to look ugly.
36:31
SPEAKER_03: Wait, hold on.
36:31
SPEAKER_03: One more thing about your boyfriend.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: Um, he's kind of a part of my love story.
36:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh, is he?
36:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: So I um am married to a man named Peter, and we for our uh such a good name out of randomly nowhere.
36:45
SPEAKER_03: And so for our wedding, we wanted to do like this Beyonce choreograph uh dance number to like surprise our guests.
36:53
SPEAKER_03: Um my husband and I, husband, okay, name drop.
36:56
SPEAKER_03: Name drop.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: I want one of those things.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: Um we like love Beyonce, we're the only two gay people who love Beyonce.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: Our favorite uh tour was Carter.
37:07
SPEAKER_03: And we're like, okay, we want to do this like dance number from Cowboy Carter.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, I asked my dear friend Michael, who is a drag queen, and I'm like, Do you know anyone who can help choreograph this?
37:16
SPEAKER_03: He says, My friend Pete My friend does this.
37:20
SPEAKER_03: Um and so introduced me to the friend, and then that friend who is your boyfriend, choreographed our wedding dance.
37:27
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
37:27
SPEAKER_03: So we have wait, this is ringing a bell.
37:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we have this Beyonce interlude at our wedding that's like we did our first dance, but it wasn't during that.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: It was just like we came out in second outfits.
37:36
SPEAKER_03: We did two separate rehearsals, we rented out a space, we had such a few.
37:40
SPEAKER_03: More than two rehearsals, I thought.
37:42
SPEAKER_03: Two to three.
37:42
SPEAKER_03: Two to three.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:43
SPEAKER_04: So that's a cred.
37:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:45
SPEAKER_04: But it was fast forward, though.
37:49
SPEAKER_04: His husband is not a performer in any way, does not like the spotlight in any way it's Phillian Harrison is shy.
37:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, very shy, very sweet guy.
37:57
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, yeah, right.
37:58
SPEAKER_04: Um, but and like doesn't do choreo or anything like that.
38:02
SPEAKER_04: I love anyone who's so hard and did such a good job, and they both really killed it.
38:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, send me the video.
38:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, it's really good.
38:09
SPEAKER_04: It's really good.
38:10
SPEAKER_04: I I don't know.
38:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, he will be.
38:12
SPEAKER_04: Peter has um backup dance for me many times.
38:15
SPEAKER_04: He's such a unpaid, but it could lead to you doing that.
38:18
SPEAKER_04: He's immense.
38:21
SPEAKER_04: I think that it led to this.
38:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: I'll pay money to be a part of anything, really.
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's so funny and really cute that he did that and has a choreograph for you.
38:32
SPEAKER_02: Wait, you didn't say your problem?
38:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what is your problem?
38:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, I have so many problems.
38:35
SPEAKER_04: Also, I wanted to say you hate Peter.
38:36
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of that's the problem.
38:38
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of my of your husband, I wore these pants because these are actually hand-me-downs from his husband.
38:44
SPEAKER_04: Cute.
38:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm surprised he owned those.
38:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't think he ever wore them.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, got it.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:49
SPEAKER_04: It's always nice because every, like around this time every year, your husband will get rid of a bunch of clothes, and I'm really excited to get a new wardrobe.
38:57
SPEAKER_04: Those are cute.
38:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, I really like these.
38:58
SPEAKER_04: Um, don't look at the shoes.
39:00
SPEAKER_04: I uh wanted to pack other shoes.
39:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're hookah, they're very comfortable, very comfortable.
39:05
SPEAKER_04: I went to the gym this morning, and that was kind of the jerk.
39:08
SPEAKER_04: Would you do titties?
39:10
unknown: Yeah.
39:10
SPEAKER_04: Did you?
39:11
SPEAKER_04: I do that like almost every time.
39:12
SPEAKER_04: I know.
39:13
SPEAKER_04: I I like have a problem with just doing tits.
39:15
SPEAKER_04: Also, in drag, I will like do cutouts of just my chest.
39:18
SPEAKER_04: Fun.
39:19
SPEAKER_04: So because I'm like, you gotta be clear.
39:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're like drag, yeah.
39:23
SPEAKER_03: I mean, like, we we're bearing the lead.
39:25
SPEAKER_03: That's why I was like, Oh, yeah, I'm a drag queen.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: Fully drag queen.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's why I was like, I hope Pancake comes because it's like Beefy Girls Unite.
39:30
SPEAKER_03: You know, beefy girls unite.
39:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel alone.
39:33
SPEAKER_04: I was in drag on Sunday.
39:35
SPEAKER_04: I did a roast for my drag mom who is moving to LA, very sad, Refee royalty.
39:39
SPEAKER_04: And I dressed up as her, and I fucking like ate.
39:42
SPEAKER_04: Like the makeup was I felt I looked in the mirror, I was like, my nose has never looked smaller, number one.
39:47
SPEAKER_04: Number two, I look exactly like her.
39:50
SPEAKER_04: And I was dressing like her in an outfit that I wear myself.
39:53
SPEAKER_04: But did you do the tattoos?
39:55
SPEAKER_04: No, but Jasmine Rice Labasia literally got all of the tattoos printed.
40:00
SPEAKER_04: Whoa, did like that.
40:01
SPEAKER_04: That is so bottle fun.
40:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's going to you want to do that.
40:05
SPEAKER_04: I I know how to do it now.
40:06
SPEAKER_04: So send the prints.
40:08
SPEAKER_04: Um but Jasmine was like, You look so big.
40:12
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Are you calling me fat?
40:13
SPEAKER_04: She's like, No, like beefy.
40:14
SPEAKER_04: But I think in drag, I looked at a flat little reefy wig on.
40:17
SPEAKER_04: True.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: You know?
40:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:19
SPEAKER_04: And when I have a corset on and like just my upper body out, I think I look bigger than I do out of drag.
40:24
SPEAKER_04: Because it's like the proportion.
40:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:26
SPEAKER_04: The hips.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: Actually, I was fully ass out, but yeah, but I had a great time.
40:31
SPEAKER_04: Beautiful.
40:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
40:32
SPEAKER_04: My problem, I have a few problems.
40:35
SPEAKER_04: Um, my which one should I go with first?
40:38
SPEAKER_04: My first problem is that I am I had to bring three.
40:40
SPEAKER_04: I had to bring three.
40:41
SPEAKER_04: Please go off.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because I need help.
40:43
SPEAKER_04: My first one is I'm addicted to short guys.
40:46
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm only the short guys, but it never and it's it's like some people think it's like a fetish, but it's it's like no one's thinks being addicted to tall guys is a fetish because that's normal.
40:56
SPEAKER_04: True.
40:57
SPEAKER_04: How tall are you?
40:58
SPEAKER_04: I'm 5'8.
40:58
SPEAKER_04: So I'm short.
41:00
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I'm perfect.
41:01
SPEAKER_04: I mean, yeah, I mean I'm 5'7.
41:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
41:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right, yeah, yeah.
41:07
SPEAKER_03: 5'16 or whatever.
41:09
SPEAKER_03: But it's like it's really a thing, like, we'll be out and I'll see some of the shortest people I've ever seen, and I'm like, Mike, uh.
41:16
SPEAKER_03: And he will just um boing.
41:18
SPEAKER_04: My dream man is like Dave Franco, Marcelo Hernandez, that kind of vibe.
41:23
SPEAKER_04: But make it 5'5.
41:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:24
SPEAKER_04: Well, no, they're short.
41:26
SPEAKER_04: Dave Franco's short?
41:27
SPEAKER_04: Shorter than us?
41:28
SPEAKER_04: No.
41:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:30
SPEAKER_04: Cool.
41:30
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
41:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:31
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
41:32
SPEAKER_04: I feel like that's a good one.
41:32
SPEAKER_04: That's a shorty guy.
41:33
SPEAKER_04: I think but well, short and funny usually go together.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: Right, because you need to bounce around.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: I don't think I'm really into shorties.
41:41
SPEAKER_04: I'm not anti-shorties, but I'm not like we've known each other since college.
41:45
SPEAKER_04: I came out to him.
41:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, we're college friends.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: You're college, you're college friends, and we're college friends.
41:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
41:51
SPEAKER_03: And that's where we are now.
41:53
SPEAKER_03: The cuntsy couch.
41:54
SPEAKER_04: The cuntsy couch.
41:55
SPEAKER_04: But we never have fought over boys because we have very different tastes, which is really nice.
41:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:59
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
42:00
SPEAKER_04: That's fun.
42:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:02
SPEAKER_03: We like small.
42:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you fought over boys who I like short and big.
42:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: And I like to be able to do that.
42:10
SPEAKER_03: And you're saying anything.
42:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: I like beefy boys who are pretty and cute.
42:16
SPEAKER_03: Or I actually don't have a type.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: Because when I said pretty, I'm like, that actually isn't my type.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: Because usually I don't like pretty boys, even though I'm dating Peter.
42:23
SPEAKER_03: He's very pretty.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm pretty like.
42:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I got that on lock.
42:26
SPEAKER_03: I got the pretty boy on lock.
42:27
SPEAKER_03: I want that.
42:28
SPEAKER_03: I need like something.
42:29
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
42:29
SPEAKER_03: I think ultimately what I say is I'm attracted to sexy energy or a beautiful soul.
42:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
42:34
SPEAKER_03: Ideally both.
42:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
42:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
42:36
SPEAKER_04: That's beautiful.
42:37
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: What are you into?
42:38
SPEAKER_03: That's not like I don't really have a type either.
42:41
SPEAKER_03: I like guys with like character.
42:42
SPEAKER_03: So like I like funny too.
42:44
SPEAKER_03: I like something going on.
42:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm not really into pretty boys.
42:47
SPEAKER_03: Rick Moranus kind of situation.
42:49
SPEAKER_03: I mean, Rick Moranus in uh Little Shop is like hot to me.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: Like I am turned on by the Hollybox screen.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: I'm not turned on.
42:57
SPEAKER_04: I'm not turned on by that, but I am turned on by Honey Kids.
43:03
SPEAKER_04: Honestly, yeah.
43:04
SPEAKER_04: Your macrophage.
43:06
SPEAKER_03: Any dad who like walks out in tighty whiteys and like a what they used to call a wife beater.
43:12
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
43:12
SPEAKER_04: Bring it back.
43:13
SPEAKER_03: For some reason that's hot.
43:14
SPEAKER_03: Peter and a tighty whitey with a little pea stain.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:19
SPEAKER_02: Coin size uh peace chain.
43:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, really.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: Really works for me.
43:24
SPEAKER_03: Wife beater.
43:25
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
43:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:25
SPEAKER_03: Thanks for bringing that back.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: I know yikes, but that's what they call it.
43:29
SPEAKER_03: I um, really quick, Peter, I just met his um like college friends, or I don't know who I what the group was, but they did a thing called vodka slaps.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: And never have I ever slapped the bag.
43:41
SPEAKER_03: You chug vodka from the bottle and then someone slaps you.
43:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
43:44
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh and they peered me with a woman.
43:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I don't want to slap a woman.
43:48
SPEAKER_03: I have no desire to do this.
43:48
SPEAKER_03: Like, but then she slapped you really hard, didn't she?
43:51
SPEAKER_03: Well, I no, they made me go first too.
43:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm not doing this.
43:54
SPEAKER_03: So then I did it and I kind of did like a little one, and then I felt like I was disrespecting her.
43:59
SPEAKER_03: So I went back for six.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: Seconds.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: And now I'm like addicted to hitting women.
44:02
SPEAKER_03: I went back for seconds.
44:04
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
44:04
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, and then I was like, I felt really bad, but like she deserved to really get hit.
44:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I mean the game.
44:12
SPEAKER_03: And like if you're not gonna give it to me.
44:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, whipping out to not hit a woman.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: It was sexist to not slug her.
44:19
SPEAKER_03: Have either of you got punched in the face or thrown a punch?
44:22
SPEAKER_03: No.
44:23
SPEAKER_03: I've been punched in the neck because someone was going for my face, and again, I have cat reflexes.
44:27
SPEAKER_03: So I was blackout drunk.
44:28
SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess brown out because I'm talking about and it was uh at a rap party for body of proof, this show.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: It was a rap party, and uh well, I I don't know what was happening, but all I remember hearing is Buddy, you're pushing your luck.
44:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh and I hear like I just I wish I knew what you were doing.
44:46
SPEAKER_03: That was what was I doing?
44:48
SPEAKER_03: Like I must have been like you're probably like dancing with one another girlfriend.
44:51
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
44:51
SPEAKER_03: I was like nearby his girlfriend, but like in the front.
44:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, girl, you're fine.
45:00
SPEAKER_02: So, buddy, you're pushing your lug, hit my neck.
45:02
SPEAKER_02: That's it.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well speaking of brownout, uh, we've actually met before.
45:07
SPEAKER_03: Um, you, and my husband, we had um a night out at what is it, pork butt is the name?
45:19
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
45:19
SPEAKER_03: Pork butt.
45:20
SPEAKER_03: We went to pork buttons.
45:21
SPEAKER_03: We went to pork butt.
45:22
SPEAKER_03: We met, we spent maybe two full hours together, and we were laughing, we were bonning, you were in boy drag, aka yourself.
45:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:31
SPEAKER_03: And then maybe the next night or two nights later, we see you at um Michael's show.
45:36
SPEAKER_03: What show one of your shows?
45:38
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Oh, can can I call you your boy name on this?
45:40
SPEAKER_03: No, whatever your name is.
45:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:42
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, yeah.
45:43
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Angela, amazing.
45:46
SPEAKER_03: And you're like, hi, I'm Angela.
45:48
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, we spent literally two hours together.
45:52
SPEAKER_01: Was that the night where you were on video where I DM'd you where I was like, I was having a little too much fun that night.
45:57
SPEAKER_02: I didn't sort of feel like too much.
45:59
SPEAKER_04: I love pork butt.
46:00
SPEAKER_04: I love come on.
46:01
SPEAKER_04: I have to be honest with Liddy that night.
46:02
SPEAKER_04: It didn't feel like too much.
46:03
SPEAKER_04: Was I there?
46:04
SPEAKER_04: I was there.
46:04
SPEAKER_04: You were there, you were in the dark room.
46:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
46:07
SPEAKER_04: By that point, I was in the dark room.
46:09
SPEAKER_04: I fucked a guy on a cinder block.
46:12
SPEAKER_04: No, on like one of those, like kind of, you know, when you go to like a theater rehearsal room and there's like those blocks in the room.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: You have those that come on everybody, and I fucked some guy on one of those.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
46:21
SPEAKER_04: And like I do drag there, so I felt kind of weird about it, but whatever.
46:25
SPEAKER_03: And if you're not fucking guys on cinder blocks, you're only getting half the story.
46:30
SPEAKER_03: That is so true.
46:31
SPEAKER_03: It's so embarrassing because I remember like you being like, we hung out the other night.
46:35
SPEAKER_03: And then Peter was like, it was sort of like foot and mouth status for me because like I was having a little too too much fun, and Peter was sort of like, You were having a little too much fun, like relax.
46:45
SPEAKER_03: You were being a little zany like earlier.
46:47
SPEAKER_03: Uh so I was like, No, I fucking wasn't.
46:49
SPEAKER_03: And then I had to like be reintroduced to everyone.
46:51
SPEAKER_03: I remember one thing.
46:52
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I mean, put an office pump in my mouth.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: I guess I was like going hard that night.
46:57
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
46:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure we had an amazing time.
47:01
SPEAKER_03: I believed it.
47:02
SPEAKER_03: I literally did that to like five people in a row.
47:04
SPEAKER_03: It was so embarrassing.
47:05
SPEAKER_03: I have something like I have facial recognition syndrome or whatever.
47:09
SPEAKER_03: Like, I think.
47:10
SPEAKER_04: He legitimately does he cannot recognize a face, and I think it runs in his family because I've run into family members of his on the street and they don't know who I am.
47:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:18
SPEAKER_04: Um and I'm basically I'm like a son to them.
47:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:21
SPEAKER_04: But in college, we went to a very small school, and there was basically one street you would walk down to get to class, and I lived with it.
47:28
SPEAKER_04: It was a row, it was an academic row.
47:29
SPEAKER_04: A row, academic row.
47:30
SPEAKER_04: I lived with him, and I would be like, you know, a little wave.
47:34
SPEAKER_04: He'd look at me like I could be anyone in the world.
47:36
SPEAKER_03: So, sweetie, he just didn't like you.
47:39
SPEAKER_03: And mind you, like, I get very drunk.
47:42
SPEAKER_03: But even when I don't get drunk, like I won't recognize a face and it's like.
47:46
SPEAKER_04: Well, I've asked you, like, what do faces look like to you?
47:49
SPEAKER_04: And you said Mush.
47:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, mush.
47:51
SPEAKER_04: He literally has facial recognition.
47:52
SPEAKER_04: They has to focus.
47:55
SPEAKER_04: He really has to focus.
47:56
SPEAKER_03: Um, what's your other problem?
47:57
SPEAKER_03: You had two others you came with.
47:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
48:00
SPEAKER_04: Um, my other problem is I'm clinically addicted to reminding people that Kristen Wigg got a nose job.
48:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she got it.
48:09
SPEAKER_04: She and she just got a new one recently that he just sent me a picture of.
48:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like a whole new face thing.
48:14
SPEAKER_03: But if I just sent you a picture of her and you're like, clock the nose job, I was like, that's not what I was sending.
48:19
SPEAKER_04: No, I just said stop because you know that it's an issue I have.
48:22
SPEAKER_04: So I just I think because I don't like my nose, but I'm learning to love it like every day.
48:28
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
48:28
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
48:28
SPEAKER_04: Gorgeous.
48:29
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
48:29
SPEAKER_04: I'm learning to love it every day.
48:31
SPEAKER_04: But I'm room for improvement.
48:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:34
SPEAKER_04: Honestly.
48:34
SPEAKER_04: Um, but you've known me for a long time.
48:36
SPEAKER_04: But I I'm I think.
48:38
SPEAKER_04: I think when I can be done.
48:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:40
SPEAKER_04: No, it's anything.
48:41
SPEAKER_04: Uh and if we had to be specific.
48:43
SPEAKER_04: Right, right.
48:44
SPEAKER_04: Um when she was on SNL initially, she had like look back, she had a specific nose.
48:49
SPEAKER_04: That was a different one.
48:50
SPEAKER_04: And then she got her new nose, and then she started to like really thrive on SNL.
48:56
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if it had to do with the nose or not, but I think finding out that a com a female comedian, because usually comedians are not giving like I care about what I look like.
49:05
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
49:05
SPEAKER_04: You would think.
49:06
SPEAKER_04: You would think.
49:07
SPEAKER_04: But an a comedian like doing stuff to their face, to me, I'm like, oh my God, that means like everyone needs to do it.
49:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
49:16
SPEAKER_04: And so like I need to do it.
49:17
SPEAKER_04: And so it really Oh, that gives you the okay.
49:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:22
SPEAKER_04: Or it just it makes me like more insecure.
49:24
SPEAKER_04: Because I'm like, like comedians are supposed to be like, I'm so funny that like it doesn't even matter what I look like.
49:28
SPEAKER_04: And also, like, my looks help with the comedy.
49:30
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's also like the Lizzo effect, which is like, my curvy ass, like, actually, like, literally, never mind.
49:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:39
SPEAKER_03: She's like, I just got a bariatric sleeve and I fucking love it.
49:43
SPEAKER_03: TBT on that.
49:44
SPEAKER_03: I was epic, I mean, I was epic, I was epic, yeah.
49:47
SPEAKER_03: And it's a lot of the same thing.
49:48
SPEAKER_04: Well, we don't care about her anymore.
49:50
SPEAKER_04: But uh, yeah, there's, I mean, a lot of a lot of people have have the work done, but it's like it was it's just specifically Kristen Wig doing it, like really freaked me out with my nose specifically.
49:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's like, there's like Barbara like refusing to get work done, but Kristen Wig over here with a new face.
50:05
SPEAKER_04: I want to know what you would do, but I don't want you to touch your nose.
50:08
SPEAKER_02: Um next subject.
50:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm getting surgery soon.
50:12
SPEAKER_03: Are you doing that on my nose?
50:14
SPEAKER_04: What do you think he needs helping?
50:15
SPEAKER_04: What do you think I need to say?
50:16
SPEAKER_04: You can say like five things.
50:17
SPEAKER_04: You can say five things.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: Um for skin reduction.
50:20
unknown: Yeah.
50:21
SPEAKER_02: In a way.
50:22
SPEAKER_03: Hairline?
50:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: Are you going to Israel?
50:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to Israel.
50:27
SPEAKER_03: Just that I'm Jewish.
50:28
SPEAKER_03: Turkey.
50:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to Turkey.
50:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to Israel, Turkey.
50:34
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, I'm going to Turkey.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: Period.
50:38
SPEAKER_03: Period.
50:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm really excited.
50:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be in November.
50:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm getting the world-famous hair transplant, and I am also gay, which is like, uh oh.
50:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:49
SPEAKER_03: They're really not into that right now.
50:51
SPEAKER_04: He's going to leave his wedding rings at home.
50:53
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
50:53
SPEAKER_04: And he's going with his husband.
50:54
SPEAKER_04: They're going to be buddies.
50:56
SPEAKER_04: My pal is coming with me.
50:58
SPEAKER_04: Probably.
50:59
SPEAKER_03: My pal.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: My pal is a nurse, so like it will also be really helpful.
51:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm flying in my nurse.
51:05
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, next time next time I'm on this big hunting couch, my hairline is going to be underneath my eyes.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: That's what we're hoping for.
51:15
SPEAKER_03: We both need to like know for like cheese.
51:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:18
SPEAKER_03: For research purposes.
51:19
SPEAKER_03: Wait, though, I'm gagging because like we all consider going to um, I'll say Istanbul.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: That's where I'm going instead.
51:26
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah.
51:27
SPEAKER_03: And but it's like you're taking the plunge.
51:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm really taking the plunge.
51:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm posting about it nonstop.
51:33
SPEAKER_03: I like think it's really funny.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: Are you going to someone good?
51:35
SPEAKER_03: I know that hopefully.
51:36
SPEAKER_03: So hopefully, I mean, hopefully, it's in this.
51:39
SPEAKER_04: It's going to someone.
51:40
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I've seen some things.
51:41
SPEAKER_04: We've seen some things.
51:42
SPEAKER_04: We've done our research.
51:44
SPEAKER_04: We've we know that the hairline has to look wonky.
51:47
SPEAKER_04: Uh-oh.
51:49
SPEAKER_04: You don't want it to look like a straight line.
51:53
SPEAKER_03: I've learned a lot via this amazing TikTok app.
51:56
SPEAKER_03: Um, but basically, there are places that are like referred to as hair mills where they do like 30 to 40 procedures a day and they just get you in and out as fast as possible.
52:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
52:05
SPEAKER_03: The place that I'm doing only does one to two surgeries a day.
52:08
SPEAKER_03: It's more of a boutique, and they're only doing me on that day.
52:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
52:12
SPEAKER_03: So the people who work there are only doing my hairline that day.
52:15
SPEAKER_03: So they're gonna need a lot of help.
52:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, where do we harvest?
52:20
SPEAKER_03: Reinforcement.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: Um we had a partner with another facility.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:26
SPEAKER_02: It's snap up! Oh my god.
52:28
SPEAKER_04: It's absolutely I did offer to give him some of my not to brag, but I did offer to give him some of my hair, but apparently it needs to be from your own head.
52:34
SPEAKER_04: It needs to be from your own head.
52:36
SPEAKER_04: No donor graphs.
52:37
SPEAKER_04: It's really yet.
52:38
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of like insane recovery things that I've learned about.
52:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, doesn't your head like swell up like a light bulb?
52:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they they swell it up like a light bulb.
52:45
SPEAKER_04: So they can pull out the grass.
52:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh, they do?
52:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, lean.
52:48
SPEAKER_03: So, like, you know, sometimes like, okay, I get like my beard trimmed, and so they'll be like, go like this.
52:53
SPEAKER_03: You blow up your mouth.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: They're like, they do that to your head.
52:56
SPEAKER_03: They blow up your head a little bit so they can like I I don't know.
52:59
SPEAKER_03: It's it's amazing technology, it's amazing techniques.
53:02
SPEAKER_04: The blowing up of this head is asking to blow up your mouth when getting shaved.
53:06
SPEAKER_04: I you brought this up to my father this weekend, and like crazy.
53:09
SPEAKER_04: Like, I've never heard this, he's never heard this.
53:11
SPEAKER_04: We she they never heard that.
53:12
SPEAKER_04: That was a foundation trend for one second.
53:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, women and maybe even men.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I'm a fish.
53:19
SPEAKER_03: Um, but they have that.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: Then you can't exercise or drink alcohol for a month.
53:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
53:25
SPEAKER_03: And you just sleep sitting up.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: No.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: Literally for a month.
53:30
SPEAKER_04: For a month, a whole month?
53:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:33
SPEAKER_03: No one's talking about that.
53:34
SPEAKER_03: No one's talking about that.
53:35
SPEAKER_03: In like a coffin, like a wooden.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: You have to get what's called a husband pillow.
53:39
SPEAKER_03: Like a habit.
53:40
SPEAKER_03: Wait, is it like for a surgery?
53:43
SPEAKER_03: That's what Amazon said.
53:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
53:45
SPEAKER_03: And I don't shop Big Bezos, but yeah.
53:49
SPEAKER_03: Don't worry.
53:49
SPEAKER_03: I rhyme plastic straws.
53:53
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, that's crazy.
53:55
SPEAKER_03: And are you tempted to go with him to push the chair andor get a nose job?
53:59
SPEAKER_04: I um They do everything there, right?
54:01
SPEAKER_04: They do nose jobs, they do.
54:03
SPEAKER_04: I am busy at the time.
54:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
54:08
SPEAKER_04: Whenever it is, it's it's busy for me.
54:10
SPEAKER_04: Yes, perfect.
54:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh, but there's one other thing.
54:13
SPEAKER_03: Have you heard of the ugly duckling face?
54:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, oh yes, your hair all falls out.
54:17
SPEAKER_03: All the grass falls out.
54:18
SPEAKER_03: Red and like disgusting.
54:19
SPEAKER_03: Disgusting.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: But like you start red, disgusting, and then like you grow it out like a little bit, and you're like, okay, I'm actually kind of cute.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: And then it falls out like in clunks like three months in.
54:30
SPEAKER_03: And you're like, I'm uglier than when I started.
54:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:32
SPEAKER_03: You're uglier than when you started.
54:34
SPEAKER_03: I'd be uglier than ever.
54:35
SPEAKER_03: But I think it's almost like funny at that point where it's like, okay, like you obviously just got surgery done, but in a three-month mark, it's like you don't look like you had surgery done anymore, but you just like your hair's ugly as fuck.
54:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh cool.
54:45
SPEAKER_03: Are you getting into big hats?
54:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm really into big hats, big pharma.
54:50
SPEAKER_03: Well, you can't.
54:51
SPEAKER_03: You also want to like save those.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's the thing.
54:53
SPEAKER_03: You don't want to, you don't want to put hats on it because it could like I bought this the most expensive hat I've ever purchased in my life, which I never bought a hat before.
55:01
SPEAKER_03: So it's$75.
55:03
SPEAKER_03: But to me, I was like, that's kind of a lot for a hat.
55:05
SPEAKER_03: Um, and it's like a silk top and it like sits, it looks like a surgical hat.
55:09
SPEAKER_03: It's Zendaya's hat.
55:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
55:11
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, not dissimilar.
55:13
SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, so I have a hat in case like I look literally insane.
55:16
SPEAKER_02: You have a silk bonnet.
55:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:19
SPEAKER_03: That's so exciting.
55:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm jealous.
55:20
SPEAKER_03: I want to do that.
55:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:21
SPEAKER_03: But I'll like the play when it comes out.
55:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:24
SPEAKER_03: If I like my place, I'll give you a glowing recommendation.
55:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:27
SPEAKER_03: I need it, I'm gonna be following up.
55:28
SPEAKER_03: And also, are you gonna be making content along the way?
55:30
SPEAKER_03: I will be.
55:31
SPEAKER_03: Can't wait based on the robbery of it.
55:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
55:34
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, are you getting a little written a little tag me?
55:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
55:39
SPEAKER_04: Uh ad.
55:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I love that.
55:41
SPEAKER_03: We love it.
55:42
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of ad, my final problem.
55:44
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
55:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because I I came with three, is that I downloaded so I don't know if y'all are on Grindr.
55:50
SPEAKER_04: I know that you have a man's now, so maybe, but maybe in the past.
55:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
55:54
SPEAKER_04: Um there's a game that comes up where you're like in the snow and you're a man chapping down trees and killing polar bears.
56:01
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
56:02
SPEAKER_04: And I'm not sure.
56:02
SPEAKER_03: I personally click by these things.
56:04
SPEAKER_04: I don't.
56:05
SPEAKER_04: That game, I think, is the most fun game ever.
56:09
SPEAKER_04: And I always play it every time, but there's only three versions of it of the out of it.
56:12
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, it's the same every time.
56:14
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, you know what?
56:15
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna download this fucking game.
56:17
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
56:17
SPEAKER_04: So I download this game.
56:18
SPEAKER_04: I spent two full days on this game because it's not it, you it presents as that game, but when you download it, it's has nothing to do with that.
56:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh, right.
56:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
56:27
SPEAKER_04: And I it's like, oh, by level seven, you'll be able to play the game you want to play.
56:32
SPEAKER_04: So I start trying to get to level seven.
56:34
SPEAKER_04: It's taking a long time.
56:36
SPEAKER_04: And the whole game is just basically you pressing a timer and that's like it.
56:40
SPEAKER_04: Okay you're like building things.
56:42
SPEAKER_02: Weird and it's through grinder?
56:44
SPEAKER_04: It's well, the you have to add like the ad is through grinder.
56:48
SPEAKER_04: And the I found out, I'm like, wait, I'm like past level seven, what's going on?
56:52
SPEAKER_04: I found out the game doesn't exist.
56:54
SPEAKER_01: They gotcha.
56:55
SPEAKER_04: They got you.
56:57
SPEAKER_04: What's the point?
56:57
SPEAKER_04: Because I didn't spend any, I guess you could spend money to on this game.
57:02
SPEAKER_04: Like this.
57:03
SPEAKER_04: But they yeah, they took my likeness.
57:04
SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
57:04
SPEAKER_04: We all did my likeness.
57:05
SPEAKER_03: What I will say is that we went um this weekend to visit his family and really spend some time with his parents.
57:10
SPEAKER_03: And the whole time is two of those states I was like, he's sitting on his phone playing this grinder game.
57:15
SPEAKER_04: Like kind of being a little like rude.
57:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
57:17
SPEAKER_04: Well, I wasn't doing it like I mean, actually, sometimes I'm gonna.
57:21
SPEAKER_03: I noticed you were playing a game.
57:22
SPEAKER_03: I didn't realize it was a grinder game.
57:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
57:24
SPEAKER_03: I was like, play connections for once.
57:25
SPEAKER_03: Play Wordle.
57:27
SPEAKER_04: So fine.
57:28
SPEAKER_04: He he just learned about Wordle.
57:29
SPEAKER_04: It's like we can't talk about it.
57:32
SPEAKER_04: Oh well.
57:32
SPEAKER_03: I know about it, but I don't know about it.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: Have you heard of people?
57:36
SPEAKER_03: Somebody made a version of Wordle where the if the word is always poop, but you have to like start with a different word to like get there.
57:43
SPEAKER_03: It has to end at poop, yeah.
57:44
SPEAKER_03: I hate games and everything.
57:47
SPEAKER_03: Gina, are you okay?
57:49
SPEAKER_03: Like you hate games and everything?
57:51
SPEAKER_02: People are always like, what do you do in your spare time?
57:54
SPEAKER_02: And I don't know.
57:55
SPEAKER_02: Like even Peter is sort of like, what do you do?
57:58
SPEAKER_02: You stare at a wall.
57:59
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm thinking.
58:00
SPEAKER_03: But you watch shows?
58:01
SPEAKER_03: Kinda, but not as much as you'd think.
58:04
SPEAKER_03: Really?
58:05
SPEAKER_03: You think?
58:05
SPEAKER_03: No.
58:06
SPEAKER_03: That was really good.
58:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, thank you.
58:08
SPEAKER_03: But whatever.
58:09
SPEAKER_03: That like I don't think I have like a hobby or anything, but I like to watch shows.
58:13
SPEAKER_03: Well, you both podcast.
58:15
SPEAKER_03: We do this.
58:16
SPEAKER_03: This takes up a lot of time.
58:17
SPEAKER_04: I'm always like making something.
58:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
58:20
SPEAKER_04: I'll craft something.
58:21
SPEAKER_04: Do a wig craft.
58:23
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I know that you don't like doing wigs, but I don't know how.
58:26
SPEAKER_04: So if you ever want to like, yeah.
58:29
SPEAKER_04: I mean I'll show you what I got cooking over there.
58:31
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you'll take one off my hands.
58:32
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm looking forward to it.
58:33
SPEAKER_03: One of your recent guests, Selma Nilla, is an amazing wig stylist.
58:37
SPEAKER_03: And I was in the cafeteria.
58:39
SPEAKER_03: I work in 30 Rock and I was in the cafeteria the other day, and I hear, hey sister, and I turn around and it's Selma.
58:49
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Sister?
58:51
SPEAKER_03: Like, why are we both at the bagel bar?
58:54
SPEAKER_03: Bagel bar.
58:55
SPEAKER_03: And like she does hair for SNL, right?
58:56
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
58:57
SPEAKER_03: And she's a dear friend.
58:58
SPEAKER_03: She performed at our wedding, our wedding.
59:00
SPEAKER_03: We're not married.
59:01
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
59:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, really did a lot of pi design the outfits.
59:08
SPEAKER_04: With obviously like you'd spoken.
59:10
SPEAKER_04: I definitely said of course.
59:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:13
SPEAKER_04: I did a lot.
59:14
SPEAKER_03: You were more involved in parts of my wedding than I was.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: But anyways, Selma performed it at my wedding.
59:18
SPEAKER_03: Um, and anyways, I was like, this is like a dear friend.
59:22
SPEAKER_03: And I know she works at SNL, but I like forget.
59:24
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, amazing wig styles.
59:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, she's amazing.
59:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:28
SPEAKER_03: She's a great queen.
59:29
SPEAKER_03: Great wing?
59:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:30
SPEAKER_02: Are you a hair girly?
59:31
SPEAKER_03: Like, I know you're saying you don't style wigs, but do you like I love wigs?
59:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:35
SPEAKER_03: Do you wear wigs?
59:37
SPEAKER_03: No, but you don't have to walk.
59:39
SPEAKER_03: Some people don't care about wigs, but like I love hair.
59:41
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know what I mean?
59:42
SPEAKER_04: And I uh feel I mean I have I wear a lot of like headpieces in drag and like sculptural headpieces.
59:50
SPEAKER_04: That's cool.
59:51
SPEAKER_04: You just spent a lot of money on a wig.
59:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:54
SPEAKER_04: Drop it.
59:54
SPEAKER_04: It hasn't even come yet, but I I got bought a buzz.
59:59
SPEAKER_04: I spent 300.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_04: Shut the fuck up.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_04: First of all, first of all, I spent$300 on a human 360 lace.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh, human bright pink, like basically this couch buzzcut wig.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh.
1:00:12
unknown: Oh.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_04: And everyone's like, why did he buy a buzzcut?
1:00:17
SPEAKER_04: I do like gender queer drag.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like that.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_04: I'm really excited to wear it.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_04: I wanted this wig.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_04: Buzz down.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_04: It's like, no, no.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_04: Buzz cut.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_04: Buzz.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_04: I'm really excited for it.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_04: I want it.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_04: I basically like also I basically just like buy a pink wig and it's like the same wig every time, says my friends.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_04: And I uh think they're different because they're different hues of pink, and to me, that's like really different.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_04: They are.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_04: And yeah, thank you.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_04: It's hard not to buy the same wig over and over again.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I kind of have a problem with that.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_04: But I'm really I do have a wig that is attached to a stack of pancakes that is a 360 lace that is human, like custom dyed, and it basically is the wig I bought, but it's attached, I don't want to have to like un sew the pancakes every time.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_04: And like, so now I have a new one and it is a different style, so I'm excited about it.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_04: That's listen.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_04: And I've been like my eyes have been peeled on this creator for a long time.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_04: It's definitely meant for like a boy, but I get Kishi, so it's good.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_01: Who's the creator?
1:01:19
SPEAKER_01: Are we allowed to say?
1:01:19
SPEAKER_01: No, or get Kishai.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_04: Hey, I don't know.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_04: I really don't know.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_04: I love buzz.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we got- I can't wait to see that.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_04: I have like a fucking buzz card.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_04: I have a few.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_04: One of my friends, uh Connor Bitchcraft is their name, amazing wig stylist, gave me a 360 100% human red wig that I love to wear.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_04: And it like 360 lace.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_04: I feel so good.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_04: I probably could get that to pink.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I just bought one.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_04: And I like wearing the red.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_04: I like wearing the red.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_02: We somehow point out that you have 14 human pink pickings.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: And I this could easily become a pink.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay, bad.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm proud of you for buying a new unit.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_02: You're investing in your hair too.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_03: Like I am too.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_03: You are too.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have a 40-inch bus town.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_03: And mine will grow.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_04: Now, now everyone calls you pancake, but your name is Pink Pancake.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_04: Do you uh do you I prefer pancake because in my mind, like pink is not really a name.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, besides the icon that we all love right now.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_04: Uh Pink, yeah, it's more of like a surname in my mind.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_04: Have you considered dropping it?
1:02:32
SPEAKER_04: No, it's not a good idea.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_04: Because Pancake is so good.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_04: I love pancake.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_02: But everyone already calls you that, so you're fine.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_04: Pancake is like my name, but also Pink Pancake is my full name.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_03: But then your Instagram is House of Pancake.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_04: Because Pink Pancake was stolen by a bot, and I've been fighting for years.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_04: God damn bot.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_03: But also House of Pancake.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's hilarious.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_04: And he came up with it, right?
1:02:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, probably.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_03: You guys kind of have a little like friendship going on.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_02: Kind of reminded me of that.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_02: Should we get more drinks?
1:03:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, should we take a little break and come back and we'll play a game?
1:03:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because D.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_02: Mommy needs more serves.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_02: Alright, we'll be right back.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_02: Spears.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so we can play uh label whores.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, you want to get right into games?
1:03:25
SPEAKER_03: You want to turn out a little more?
1:03:27
SPEAKER_03: We can play Counter Punt or Cliff.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_03: What's his face, Spears?
1:03:32
SPEAKER_02: As um The face of Mac, Britney's kid.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_03: So Britney's her.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_03: Jaden?
1:03:39
SPEAKER_02: Sean Preston?
1:03:41
SPEAKER_03: One of those.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_03: Why is he the face of Mac?
1:03:44
SPEAKER_03: Because Nicole Form Kenny's the creative director.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, trying to be cool.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_03: And it sucks.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_03: It's like a it's just Tim with like a spray fix.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like he doesn't wear makeup obviously.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_03: So it's like cool setting spray.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_03: So that's really annoying to me, but I thought, you know, you guys would sound off.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_03: Um I mean I saw it.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_03: I saw it.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_03: I generally like prefer if someone could even maybe potentially use the product, you know what I mean?
1:04:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was like spraying it in his eye directly.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_03: It was kind of like, oh Yeah!
1:04:16
SPEAKER_04: That was like when Millie Bobby Brown, who has a makeup line, once went on some kind of social media and was per like was like, here, let me try out the products and show you how good they are.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_04: And she was doing some kind of like, I don't know, like skin serum, but she wasn't putting it on her actual face.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_04: She was like pretending.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_04: It's like Viva, you're the actress, but you like are not doing a good job here.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_04: And so the whole internet was like, girl, what the fuck?
1:04:43
SPEAKER_03: Do you know the lore of her flooring it and killing faggots?
1:04:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, yeah.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_03: It's the best thing.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_03: She's so much really good.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_03: She floors it.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_03: When I see faggots, I floor it.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_04: There was a I guess someone took a picture of her on from like a Snapchat, and they put the caption like when I see a faggot, I floor it.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_04: And then they it just like took off and floor it.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_03: That's amazing.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_03: And so it's just like, oh, like Millie Bobby Brown is homophobic.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_03: But it's like all these memes about her hating gay people, which like she does not.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_04: And her best friend is Noah Schnapp, uh-huh.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_04: Who was in Stranger Stanger Things?
1:05:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_04: I always think it's a gay kid.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_01: I think about like celebrities who like something from their life or their image is co-opted by the internet, like completely outside of their control.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_03: And like what do they and like their team, how do they handle it?
1:05:33
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm sure the team is like, no, it's it's great.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_03: It's great.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_03: Like when you're faggot, you floor it.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_03: It's so funny.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_03: It's like, you know, it's like I run a neck and blah blah blah.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_03: Like, but like, I wonder if she's like, what the fuck?
1:05:43
SPEAKER_03: My recommendation is usually this two shall pass.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_03: However, uh, I've worked in crisis situations.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_03: However, recently with Channing Tatum, did you see all this?
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: No, oh my god.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_03: This is a situation where I would have recommended Channing, just let it go.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: But he spoke.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: So there is this fan account called like Channing Tatum fan or something.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, actually it was um n at Nanya Bidness.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, someone noticed at Nanya Bidness was commenting on every Channing Tatum thing being like, wow, King, like you're such a king.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_03: But then on his ex's account, Zoe Kravitz, who is with Harry Styles, so then commenting on Harry Styles stuff too, like, ugh, he doesn't even deserve her, whatever.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_03: Then people look at the account, and the only follower is Channing Tatum.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_03: So they're like, Channing, this is your all account.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_03: It's his finstone.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_03: But then it blew up, it blew up.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_03: People kept commenting on it, commenting on it.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_03: And then Channing Tatum put like a notes app apology out, but not an apology, it was like that's not me.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_04: Why would I follow myself?
1:06:50
SPEAKER_04: Why would you follow an account?
1:06:52
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I guess he's like, I'm following an account.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_04: That's very nice to me.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_03: He was like, I am not at Nanya Bidness.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_03: That's incred.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_04: But unfortunately, responding, it's like, well, that that means you are.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_04: Reality Von T.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_03: Literally, receipts proof timeline screenshots.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_03: This is some Bravo lore.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_03: Okay, are you ready for this?
1:07:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_03: So I so I work at Bravo.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm on the social media team.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_03: That's so fun.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: And I love it so much.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_03: And I've I've worked, I've been there for eight years.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_03: Um, and so I was at um for Salt Lake City.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_03: I worked on the season of Receipts Proof Timeline Screenshots.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_03: But uh the season filmed and I didn't know what happened.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_03: I knew that there was some big reveal, but I didn't know what.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_03: And it was the reunion day, and like the the Bravo executives kept it really quiet.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_03: We're like, we don't want this to be spoiled.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_03: Like it's a very big, exciting moment.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, okay, whatever.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_03: But I didn't know like what had happened.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: And so I go to the reunion and I'm like, I always ask when there's a new house life, like, any advice for Monica for her first reunion?
1:07:56
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, uh sit down.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, that was pretty great.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_03: I like Salt Lake.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Salt Lake, those are girlies.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_03: Uh, my wedding officiant was Meredith Marks.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:08:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_03: The lore runs deep.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_03: This is like our second like Marks family uh connection because we had uh Dads and Daddies podcast on, and Brian was wearing like original Brooks Marks tracksuit from like the first the first drop.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_03: I mean I need that.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't have that currently.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_03: We do need that.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_03: We do need that.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_02: For the archives, you know what I mean.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_02: Literally behind glasses.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_02: The Bravo Vault that you've been collecting.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_03: And Seth Marks is incredible.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_03: Everyone should love that man, Meredith's husband.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_03: He is so kind.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_03: And their daughter, don't remember her name.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_03: And their daughter, Chloe.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I can't exist.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_03: The third child Reed, who apparently is like making a big he's like this is his debut season, basically.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_03: I've heard that he's never had to roll this.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_03: He's a straight man.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_03: You saw him for one second, you're like into.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_03: Um he's like in the background of the bar mitzvah.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_03: Reading something.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_03: It's like Aviva's husband, though.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_03: He wasn't at her DJ set, though.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_03: He's 90.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_03: Um are you liking Rhode Island?
1:09:09
SPEAKER_03: I love Rhode Island.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_03: I know you're from there.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_03: I am.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_03: Have you been to Pizza Mama?
1:09:13
SPEAKER_04: I love hearing your accent slip out.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_04: Does it come out?
1:09:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_04: In my head, I turn it way down.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_04: It came out once in the podcast so far.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_04: I noticed.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_04: No, it came out a bunch, and I think you should turn it up even more in drag.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_04: Well, I was kind of leading it with like the meatball of it all.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm kind of branding as Italian.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_03: Now people really love Rhode Island, the culture on Survivor this season.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_03: Do either of you watch Survivor?
1:09:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, sir.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_03: Kind of.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_03: There's two Rhode Islanders, and I feel like now they're like Rhode Island, like it's such a thing.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_03: Gina.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's why I was like, maybe I would audition for Drag Race and say I'm from Rhode Island because like I am.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_03: Would you ever want to do Traders?
1:09:44
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_03: She's never seen it.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_03: No, I I know of audition for Drag Race.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_03: I know it's popular.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, she's so popular.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_03: I'll do whatever.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_03: Someone fucking cast me.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm just curious.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: Wait, have you been to Pizza Mama?
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_03: She played on my mom's softball team.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_03: Stop.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:00
SPEAKER_03: This is now my bestie.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_03: Something I love about him is he doesn't know or care about Bravo.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:10:06
SPEAKER_03: So but I like Salt Lake City.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_04: And those are randomly the women on Salt Lake, I've met almost all of them through him.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_04: It's crazy.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_04: Spend some quality time with.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_04: No, but like it's a good friend.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_04: I have only met like the Countess Luann a bunch of times, but that was mostly because like I was booked to do a drag show with her.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_03: Outside of me.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_04: I've done I've done a few drag shows with Housewives, but the only ones I've met through you are Salt Lake City, which is so random.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_04: But I love all of them.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_03: That one's like Red Hat.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_03: People are loving Salt Lake.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_03: Salt Lake is like the one that I think gets it's been getting a lot of people into the fran into the world Bravo world.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_03: I think like um a lot of my friends who don't watch Housewives will watch just Salt Lake, like outside of Brahvo, just being like, that's an incredible show.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_03: I mean, so much has happened on Salt Lake.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_04: And it's fun because they get in like big fights and then they kind of move on.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_04: Like it's not too serious.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_03: They're saying Rhode Island is like Salt Lake and old Old Jersey.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_03: Which I kind of can see.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_03: I've heard I would like it.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_03: I love them so much.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_03: And I could feel their presence because they're in the city right now, a bunch of them.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_03: They're at some award show for page six.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_03: And I can kind of just feel their spirit.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_03: All over.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_04: We have very separate interests, but it's every gay guy interest.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_04: Like we touch all the interests, you check all the gay guys between the two.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_04: That's perfect.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_03: I would say us too.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_03: He loves the city.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_03: But you don't have any intros.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, your interests are HMU sucks.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_03: I'll check that box.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_02: That sucks.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_02: A producer reached out to me on Rhode Island and we've been playing like DM tag about doing something.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_00: He just wants to meet and explore something.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_03: Because I did like an intro video of like all the like tag times and it did okay.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_03: So then after that, he was like, hey, like when are you and we're down?
1:11:51
SPEAKER_03: Let's like meet.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: I want to have coffee.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, fine.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_03: But it hasn't happened.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_04: So I'm centricly.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_04: You should do a drag show for like a much show.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I have ideas.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_04: I'm ready to pick.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go be a housewife.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I film for next gen NYC.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I kind of film for next gen.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's cut.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm an intimacy coordinator.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_03: What do y'all watch?
1:12:16
SPEAKER_03: And and Brava and in life.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm doing Breaking Bad Rewatch with my husband right now.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:22
SPEAKER_03: Which I watched every episode except for the finale like 15 years ago for some reason.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_03: I just got to the end and I was like, I don't want to finish it.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_04: I I get so scared to watch finales of shows because then it's over.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_04: Like shows I like.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_03: I really don't feel that way, but just because I'm an adult.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm sad hacks ended.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_03: I just wait, did you finish it yet?
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: Last video I watched the finale.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm sad.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_03: So I just went through the series last night and I finally got to it.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_03: I was like really scared because everyone was talking about how emotional and everything it was, and I was like, oh no.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_03: I really thought they did a beautiful job.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_03: They did.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_03: When my ex-boyfriend writes or wrote for that show, right?
1:13:02
SPEAKER_03: So I kind of I should hate it, but I love it.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_03: And makes a couple appearances too, right?
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_03: Just get angry.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_03: Do you know about Regan?
1:13:12
SPEAKER_03: I know the podcast.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, cool.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_03: Listen, we are we are podcast consumers.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_03: When did that start?
1:13:19
SPEAKER_03: Okay, can I just say I'm not someone who, and I'm curious, but both of you are like this.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_03: I cannot have one single second of silence.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_03: I wake up, I go, ugh, I press play on any podcast I could listen to.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_03: I can't have a single second of silence.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_04: Actually, as roommates in college, I am he is a more like the moment he wakes up, he's ready for the day.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_04: And the moment I wake up, I need at least like a while until I'm ready for the day.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_04: I can't have a six hours.
1:13:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I need a good six hours until I'm ready for the day.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_04: Skeleton key of blow.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_04: And and we used to have a rule where he was not allowed to talk to me for 15 minutes after I woke up.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_04: But then one time I opened my eyes.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_04: He started a timer after I opened my eyes once.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_04: So then it became every time I stepped out of bed.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_04: Then I needed 15 minutes.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, he cannot be, and then he could be like, he can never be silent.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_03: But what I'm what I'm trying to work on is like if I'm gonna have noise, I at least need to listen to it.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_03: So this morning, like I woke up, my eyes were so crusty, and I pressed play on the view.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_03: I listened to the view.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_04: Um and there were like He wrote his college thesis.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_03: I like the Senior Thesis on the View.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_03: I love the View.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_03: And I listen to them every day.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_03: Like they have um an audio version of their TV show.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_03: Like it's just a podcast, but of social audio.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_03: So that's how I like triggering my news.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_04: I see.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_04: Gina, when you're getting in drag, what is your journey?
1:14:36
SPEAKER_04: Like, do you listen to trash pop shit?
1:14:39
SPEAKER_04: I listen to your Madge's, your Britney's, your Yeah.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_03: That's all I know.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_04: Just the two.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_04: Just the two.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_04: I listen to stand-up comedy special.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I went up 40 octaves.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_03: You want to talk about comedy?
1:14:59
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_03: The thought hasn't crossed my mind.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_03: Not even a single time.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_03: So fine.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_04: But then sometimes, sometimes you're not gonna watch comedy.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_04: I just like click it though, you know?
1:15:10
SPEAKER_04: Like and like recently I clicked a woman that looked like a lesbian.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, I'm in for a treat.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_04: And she was fully straight.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_04: And she made a joke about how like everyone thinks I look like a lesbian.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_04: It's like, well, maybe like cut out with this mullet, love.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_04: Or like maybe explore that a little bit, huh?
1:15:24
SPEAKER_04: I think that she The calls are coming from inside the house.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_04: She was like old enough that she like knew that she wasn't.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_03: But that's like this a guy on the new season of The Traitors, which I haven't watched yet, but I really look forward to it.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_03: We love the traitor.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_03: And this person walks in, it's the traitor's new blood, and he walks in, he's like, Yes, Diva, yes, I didn't get murdered, queen.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_03: And then the next episode, he's like, and my wife um told me that I should really be myself this season.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_03: And everyone's like, Wait, he's really being yourself.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_03: And like he had like put out a statement being like, I have a wife.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_03: And it was Channing Tatum.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_03: I just sent you this is uh uh awful, but I sent you a video of a groom with like a tuxedo on, and he had like spilling orchid epaulettes on the tuxedo.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Jesus Christ, this is your son, what do you do?
1:16:17
SPEAKER_02: This warrants homophobia.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, I'm gonna send it to you guys.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_02: I know a lot of times.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_04: You're gonna kill yourself.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_04: You're dating the right person to uh talk about wedding.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_03: True.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_03: Uh Peter's a bridal stylist, and I'm uh occasionally an event designer, and uh I say two of the gayest jobs.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_03: Literally a bridal stylist and an event designer like walk into the Providence Eagle.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_03: And you are a drag queen and he's a go-go boy.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_03: So it's yeah.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I literally could not be gayer.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_04: My God.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_04: The first half is like wait, I'm always so jealous when Peter has drag friends.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_04: He has a lot, yeah.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_04: But I claim to be his first.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if that's true, but I'm always so jealous.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_04: And when he started posting pictures of wigs when he started dating you, I was like, what the fuck is going on?
1:17:11
SPEAKER_04: What's going on?
1:17:12
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I know that I've never let you put on my wigs, but I don't like you and someone else's wig.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_03: He's stepping out.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_03: He only gets like three and then he has to make a purchase.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_04: Wait, that's how it works in the beauty stores, yeah.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_04: You're my dwarf.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you don't know about this.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_04: When you go to like a beauty store in New York City, you can try on three wigs, and then you have to.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_04: There's a limit.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_04: If you want to try on a fourth, you have to make a purchase.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh! Yeah, yeah, I did a little inside baseball joke.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_03: But sometimes, like, if you get like close with the girl, it's like fine.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_03: It's like, give me a fourth.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_03: I've never got anything.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_01: She's like giving her opinion.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_03: She's like, Do you get lesbian vibes and drag?
1:17:49
SPEAKER_03: Or like people lesbians love you?
1:17:51
SPEAKER_04: Lesbians love me.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_04: I would have guessed.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_04: Same.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:17:56
SPEAKER_04: Bee Vie girls unite.
1:17:57
SPEAKER_04: Totally, right?
1:17:58
SPEAKER_04: And they want to fuck you?
1:17:59
SPEAKER_04: I think they do.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, actually, they do.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_04: I've gotten that a lot.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_04: Would you do that?
1:18:05
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_04: Not a chance.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_04: I've I've had sex and drag a few times.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_04: Really?
1:18:11
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_04: Speak on it.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_04: Actually, you love it?
1:18:14
SPEAKER_04: Speak on it.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_04: It's all been out of convenience.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_04: Speak on it.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_04: This one guy that I was dating for like a good while, um, he was a photographer and he was taking pictures of me in drag as a like in clown makeup.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_04: And so then one thing led to another, and so then he fucked me, and then I got clown media.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_04: So whatever.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_04: And then I was hired for the first ever verse underwear party to do a number, and it wasn't really a fit to like have a drag queen perform when people are cultural fit.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, cultural fit.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_04: But I really had to pee at one point, so I went to the bathroom and I and then like three guys came in.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_04: It was one of the private salls, and I had my dick out to pee, and then suddenly one of them is sucking my dick, and then suddenly I'm fucking him.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_03: You've also performed in drag at sex parties, did the performance, got out of drag, and then participated.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, totally, totally.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_03: That's fun.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_03: That's like that's different though.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_03: That's like, you know, superhero quick change.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_01: You're like, you know, that's like two different things.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_01: I've never had anything.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_03: Have you heard of Continental?
1:19:14
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_01: Miss Continental.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_03: That's what it is.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_03: Now it's the crap.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I didn't know they had performances at Continental.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_04: They always have a like a drag performer.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: It's fun.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: And I think, did I get butt naked during my performance?
1:19:25
SPEAKER_04: I wanted to.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_04: I think there was a really big issue with my music.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_04: That was not my fault.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_04: And I will.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_04: So you were like, just take my clothes off.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_04: But it was very No, I like I like I planned this whole fucking song with reveals, and I was gonna get butt naked.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_04: I have a jock strap that completely like takes comes off.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_04: Like this is the perfect time to do it.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_04: And yeah, unfortunately, the music didn't work.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_03: But it was funny because I've been to many gigs with my bestie, and same with my husband, and we're like, you know, help carry stuff in, whatever.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_03: And so like he was performing at this uh gig and was like, okay, like we're gonna go to the dressing room.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_03: Someone walks us in.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_03: The dressing room is like a shared uh fuck palace, I would say.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_03: Um people are like sucking fucking everywhere, and like, and here's where you put your stuff at home.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_03: Like, hey, we're just gonna dress.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_03: So funny.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_03: I've never done anything, but I definitely want to like suck a dick and like shine of longs on our knees.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_04: Can you believe I haven't like even if you haven't, you have emotionally.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_04: You're right.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yes.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_04: You look like definitely, yeah.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for sure.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_03: So I think I just want to yeah, like blow some on and drag because it'd be funny.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_03: You have to do that.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_02: And monster like and then maybe like some some weird girl dick pictures.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_03: For my parents.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_03: John Leguki, if you're watching this.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_03: John, yeah.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_03: That's like a stim of mine.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_03: He does.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_03: And he has.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_03: Wait, do you guys this is a question?
1:20:56
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys pee in the sink if you have to?
1:20:58
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_03: I've never had to.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_03: When have I had to?
1:21:00
SPEAKER_03: When have you had to?
1:21:01
SPEAKER_03: When have you had to?
1:21:03
SPEAKER_03: The bathroom's occupied.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_03: The bathroom's occupied.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_03: Like where?
1:21:06
SPEAKER_03: In your house.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_03: And you really have to go.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_03: I live alone.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_03: We're both.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_03: I live alone.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_03: I live alone.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, then it's disgusting.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_03: I think I have once, actually, but I I don't I don't think about it.
1:21:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_03: Me neither.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_03: Wait, no, but you're acting disgusted.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_03: You what we've driven and you've peed in a cup.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_03: I peed in a cup once.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_03: I love peeing away.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I recently had to pee in a cup.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_03: I had to refill.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was so like I said off camera, I teach at uh in Rhode Island, and I was coming back from school one day, and I was I was pulling up on my block, I parked, and it was like that thing, you know, when like you get close to your house, like all of your internal organs start to like shut down.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_03: Because you feel safe or something.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I'd be shitting here.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_03: I'd be shit.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_03: I'd be shitting shit.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_03: I have shit.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_03: My black.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_03: It is happening.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_03: It's happening now.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I am going to piss my pants in the car.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_03: So I had to like get your Duncan.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_03: I got my Duncan, tossed out like you know, the second drink that was in there.
1:22:04
SPEAKER_03: And then I just I peed and I got it.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_00: That's not the existing pee.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_03: And I had to like, you know, pee sitting down in the car.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_03: And I had to.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_03: I was parked, thankfully.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_03: But I but then I like I had to like use all of my Kegel power to like shut it off to stop peeing so I could empty out the cup and then keep peeing because I had to pee so bad that it was like two large Duncan's worth.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you need to piss.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_03: You need to switch to an extra large height.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_02: Wait, I kind of love when you have to piss in like the passenger or like the driver's seat because like you're limited and uh like you pee in a Duncan cup only.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_03: Because those are the that's the only option.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_03: And later you'll like pee more all over yourself.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_03: Like when you bend the hose, yeah, in that position, you're bending the hose.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_03: You want to I think I got it all.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_03: And then you like get out of your car in one millimeter.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_04: I piss myself and drag once.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_03: No, I I'm really good at holding my pee for hours and hours and hours.
1:22:57
SPEAKER_03: That's really cool.
1:22:57
SPEAKER_03: I always say, like, you can kind of see my bladder soon.
1:22:59
SPEAKER_03: Like it's visible.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_03: Pretty cool.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_03: When you course it and then pretty fucking cool.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_03: I look pregnant.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_03: It's like fucking nasty.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_03: It's natural.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_03: No, your stomach descends, but you don't feel like the pain of having to pee.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: My bladder descends.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_03: She's like, my stomach is empty.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_03: No more questions.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_02: Where's my publicist?
1:23:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, I thought guys peed in the sink.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_03: I do, but I have to.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_03: I think you can.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_03: Well, I can't reach the sink.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_03: Call me old-fashioned.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_03: My pee-bee can't reach the sink.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_03: 5-8.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 5-8.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_03: So I have a bowl in case of an emergency.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_03: And wait.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_03: I forgot about that.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_03: That's you don't get it.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_03: Because something about sharks.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_03: Actually, I'm ready to admit something on the pod.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_03: Say.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_03: Um, one time I was really drunk and my husband was peeing in in the bathroom, and we don't have two bathrooms.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_03: So I just went out into the hallway and pissed everywhere.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's crazy.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_03: Wait, what, what, what, what?
1:24:02
SPEAKER_03: And I regret it.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:24:03
SPEAKER_03: And if my landlord's listening, lower my rent.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_03: He is listening.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_04: And when he's here in the hallway, like the public hallway of your bathroom.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_04: That is insane.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_04: And I regret it.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_03: And I regret it, but I really had to go.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_03: But I didn't think of the the sink.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_03: Additional plumbing in the rent.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, I'm a very share bathroom kind of girl, and they're not.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_03: I would share a bathroom.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_03: I actually don't oh with me.
1:24:30
SPEAKER_03: He was he was number two.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, number two is a close door.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_04: But my old I've had roommates over the years.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_04: My initial first roommate in New York City, we used to poop with the door open, which is disgusting.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_03: That's that feels like homie.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_03: It's not for me.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_03: It's feels like hetero love, which I came out late in life, and I uh I used to love shitting with the door open, like with a female.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_04: You came out late in life and you're a Tiger Queen.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_04: Beautiful.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_04: Look at me now.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_04: What age specifically?
1:24:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh old.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_04: I came out in 2017.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_04: So it's after my foot fetish scene audition.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_03: And somehow led to you coming out.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's where I met you.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_03: There's a lawsuit here.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_03: I think we need a lawsuit.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, I have a bowl, and Peter thinks it's the craziest thing on earth because it is.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_03: But it's like, what do you do in emergency?
1:25:22
SPEAKER_03: I feel crazier getting on a chair to pee in my sink.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, at a certain point, it's like it's nice that you know what you need.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_04: And you're taking like you're planning.
1:25:31
SPEAKER_04: And it's like my best friend right here is a big planner.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_04: I'm a love to planner.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_04: So that's really.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_03: And what I need is a beautiful blown glass bowl that doesn't get washed.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_03: But uh highly recommend.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_03: That's all.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_02: I was checking if anyone else did, but no one does.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_02: Not here, but we're not here.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_02: Some more group of people.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_03: Once, once, I uh was so much younger.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_03: And um I went to industry, which is now across from where I live.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_03: Okay, ducks.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_03: How old are you guys?
1:26:02
SPEAKER_03: Um 34.
1:26:04
SPEAKER_03: We're both.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_02: Emma said 32.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's not our age.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_03: Um, hard to find them over 30 these days.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_03: No, sorry.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_03: I went home with a guy after industry, and I was like so fun.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_03: We're in the car for so long.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_03: I fall asleep.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_03: I wake up, I'm like, okay, we're here.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_03: We're probably like right around the corner, deeply, deeply into Queens.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, and but the whole time he he kept bringing me drinks and it was like, Don't go to the bathroom.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_03: I was like, okay, because we're gonna go when we get home.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_03: He's like, Don't go to the bathroom, don't go to the bathroom.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_03: Water stores.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_03: Then he had he had a a jug of water, like a gallon jug, and was like, pee in this.
1:26:41
SPEAKER_03: And he kept giving me water, like pee in this.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_03: And then he the whole night he kept giving me more water.
1:26:46
SPEAKER_03: Collecting samples.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_03: He kept getting more water, more water, more water.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_03: And then finally he just chugged it in the morning.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_03: In the morning.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_03: A gallon of date of what night old piss?
1:27:02
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_03: And I said, thank you, goodbye.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_03: And I said, if I had enough money at this age of my life, I would call an Uber, but instead, I'm gonna look on Google and find out what bus will take me home.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_03: And I found some bus and it was horrifying.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_03: I forgot that he was.
1:27:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:27:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_03: It was like a fucking brita of your fucking tea.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I said, I will never put myself in that position again.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_03: And I haven't.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_03: I've never heard of a piss queen who wanted it to be like old piss.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_03: I've always thought about it, I've only heard about anything like in the moment.
1:27:34
SPEAKER_03: You always like fresh new fresh piss.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_03: Bye, Gina.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_03: It was it was my first and last time with that experience, but God did it do nothing for me.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_03: I am so pea shy.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_03: I like it.
1:27:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm so pea shy.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_03: We just peed in a toilet together.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_03: Never.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_04: I really had to pee.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_04: And I'm not I'm not shy in front of you.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm not shy in front of you.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_04: I recently was within the last few months.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_04: I have a neighbor who likes to be degraded, whatever.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_04: He's a cash pig.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_04: He's a cash pig.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_01: So what's his number?
1:28:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_04: He's a boyfriend with a remote.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_03: What's the recipient of a cash pig called?
1:28:13
SPEAKER_03: Cash slut?
1:28:15
SPEAKER_03: Uh Dom?
1:28:16
SPEAKER_03: A Dom pig.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_03: No, it's called something.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_03: You are he's the cash pig and you are a findom.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_04: Findom.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_04: Fin Dom.
1:28:25
SPEAKER_04: Fin Dom Daka.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_04: Fishy fishy.
1:28:29
SPEAKER_04: So he asked me to pee on him and I was like, fierce.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_04: I couldn't do it.
1:28:33
SPEAKER_04: He's like, don't say that.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_04: No, I'm like, I got really different.
1:28:38
SPEAKER_04: Um, but I really got into the role because I went to acting school.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_04: But I couldn't pee because I got so pee shy.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_04: And he said, You owe me.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_04: I still haven't peed on him.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_04: I I can't do it.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_04: Now the now the the roles are reversing.
1:28:51
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:28:51
SPEAKER_02: I always think if someone gets stung by a jellyfish and you had like I had to pee on them, I'd be like, I couldn't do it.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_02: Look away! Yeah.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_02: Like putting your head in the sand, like they're dying.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_02: Sing something, sing something.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like, I'll I shit on it.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:04
SPEAKER_02: That I could do it.
1:29:05
SPEAKER_02: Isn't that as effective?
1:29:06
SPEAKER_02: They're like, no.
1:29:07
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't matter.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, it's happening already.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's happening.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_03: Got no problem with that.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_03: It's liquid, so I'm not, I'm not poop shy.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I was pea shy in the closet, but now that I'm recently out.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_03: No, I've been out forever.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_03: Okay, jokes on me.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_03: No, but um truly, when I came out at 18 and beautiful years of age, I was like, the pea shyness has gone.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_03: Like I piss everywhere, girl.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_03: Well, you're pissing your hall.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_03: Can't see.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_03: Including my hall.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_03: We need to get you a pee-pee pad.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_02: For a bowl.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_02: A bowl.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_02: For a bowl.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:43
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, Christmas is just around the corner.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_02: A diape.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_02: Your registry.
1:29:46
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_03: Put a bowl on there.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure there were bowls.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, technically we never came back, so.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_03: And we're back.
1:29:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:29:56
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, should we play a dumbass game?
1:30:00
SPEAKER_03: We need our tuna.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_03: I would love to play a game.
1:30:01
SPEAKER_03: Wait, I have a counterpunt, but it's gonna flop again.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_03: I've been getting tuna melts, which I know there's like a stigma.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_03: When you eat tuna, there's a little bit of a stigma.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of embarrassing.
1:30:11
SPEAKER_03: No, he loves tuna.
1:30:12
SPEAKER_03: All right, thanks.
1:30:12
SPEAKER_03: It's a safe space.
1:30:13
SPEAKER_03: I love tuna.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_03: Okay, good.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_03: Don't you like when the counterpunt tomato not being on, not automatically being on a tuna melt.
1:30:23
SPEAKER_03: On the wrong person ass.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_03: Wrong person ass.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_03: On the wrong person ass.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_03: You've found the right one.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_03: But um I don't like tomatoes.
1:30:32
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:30:32
SPEAKER_03: So I will always remove a tomato.
1:30:35
SPEAKER_03: But to me, a tuna melt would come with it like automatically.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_03: And I did two back to back and they didn't have it.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_03: I would come with it all the time.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_03: And people are telling me it doesn't auto-come with tomato.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't think it automatically comes with tomato.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_03: So I and I pray that it never does.
1:30:48
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna jump.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_03: And I pray that it never does.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so like you would say a tuna melt like does not automatically come with tomato.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_03: No, and I pray it doesn't.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_03: Although there's a place near me that now has a tuna baguette that I've been feeding for.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_03: Um this place that usually has rotisserie chicken, and now they're like, what if we have tuna?
1:31:05
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, Wait, is it my language?
1:31:07
SPEAKER_03: Is it the place that rotisserie tuna?
1:31:13
SPEAKER_04: Welcome to the states or something new.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_04: Rotisserie tuna.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_03: Lately I've been saying um Aaron Klockovitch.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_03: Selling it for six million.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_03: This one's bad, but because I drive, like my GPS is always like, there's a lane closure, so I'm always like, Elaine closure.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_05: Please.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of lane closure, whenever I see like a sign on the side of the road, Elaine is the case.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_01: Elaine, you're getting the E.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_04: Lane is the drag king husband.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_01: Whenever I see like construction side of the road and it's like there's a sign that says like stop road work, like, because that's like where the end of the construction is going on.
1:31:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm always in my mind.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, stop road work! Like, yeah, more than ever.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_03: Like it's my it's my cause.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_03: We love generic protests.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_02: It just says stop.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_02: Love generic protests.
1:32:03
SPEAKER_02: Roadwork has to end.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_02: It has to stop.
1:32:07
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:32:07
SPEAKER_03: Do you have a contraband?
1:32:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, no, but why don't we play um label whores?
1:32:12
SPEAKER_03: Do you have that?
1:32:13
SPEAKER_03: I can come up with something like this.
1:32:14
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:32:15
SPEAKER_03: In the time it takes for us to reach for those paddles, my little brain will uh definitely come up with something.
1:32:20
SPEAKER_01: How about this?
1:32:21
SPEAKER_01: We'll do a food walk.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_03: An ice cream sundae.
1:32:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, no, no, banana split.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_03: Banana split.
1:32:28
SPEAKER_03: What letter of LGBT?
1:32:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, is the banana split.
1:32:30
SPEAKER_03: Wait, did you call them beautiful?
1:32:32
SPEAKER_03: No, the beautiful.
1:32:34
SPEAKER_03: You're beautiful, Mike.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what's really going on?
1:32:38
SPEAKER_03: I was like, wait a second.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay, a banana.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_03: If you didn't have a husband, I'd leave mine for you, okay?
1:32:42
SPEAKER_03: Um take your time.
1:32:44
SPEAKER_03: And are you?
1:32:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh, are you guys waiting on me?
1:32:47
SPEAKER_03: Never.
1:32:47
SPEAKER_03: Barely.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_01: By the way, barely.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_03: Because I'd like to put in some apps.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_03: We should have app service here.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, small plates only, though.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I love stations and like past.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_03: Three, two, one reveal.
1:33:05
SPEAKER_03: Mine's crazy.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_03: Mine's crazy.
1:33:08
SPEAKER_03: L T L D.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_03: I did T first.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:33:12
SPEAKER_03: All right, so I would say like the mode wins here.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, mean, median mode.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_03: Like a la mode?
1:33:19
SPEAKER_03: Do you remember like in math, like mean, medium, mode?
1:33:22
SPEAKER_03: And mode is the most repeated number, right?
1:33:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:24
SPEAKER_03: Or letter.
1:33:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:25
SPEAKER_03: So like the mode is gonna go ahead and win.
1:33:27
SPEAKER_03: Banana split.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_03: I do think we're right.
1:33:29
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:33:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, we're but I was the tea.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_03: I had a cheese and then I cheated.
1:33:32
SPEAKER_04: I was like, that's the doll's banana split.
1:33:34
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
1:33:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_03: Uh huh.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_03: To be honest, I was like, it's the most well-constructed dessert.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_03: And who constructs well?
1:33:40
SPEAKER_03: Let's do it.
1:33:43
SPEAKER_02: If you need like a nana in your fucking Sunday, uh you like women.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_03: So I had a slightly different take.
1:33:51
SPEAKER_03: I see it as like gay guy, like slop into scat mess queen.
1:34:00
SPEAKER_03: Painted the tray.
1:34:01
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like it's nuts and whipped cream and cherries and my banana.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_03: And it's just like way too much going on.
1:34:08
SPEAKER_03: And he loves it.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's really kind of like messed up and perverted.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, oh wow.
1:34:13
SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
1:34:14
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say contrapont banana splits in general.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_03: So they suck.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say punt.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_03: Punt.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say punt.
1:34:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't need banana in that shit.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_03: A banana in there.
1:34:22
SPEAKER_03: I like banana pudding.
1:34:23
unknown: Yeah.
1:34:24
SPEAKER_03: He loves banana pudding.
1:34:25
SPEAKER_03: So do I.
1:34:25
SPEAKER_03: He loves banana.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_03: Magnolia?
1:34:27
SPEAKER_03: That's a favorite one.
1:34:29
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_03: It's my love language.
1:34:31
SPEAKER_03: Um banana Sunday.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_03: Get it out of there.
1:34:36
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:34:37
SPEAKER_03: Like, when was the last time somebody even on Earth ate a banana split?
1:34:41
SPEAKER_03: Like probably my mom.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:46
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:34:46
SPEAKER_03: Banana split.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_02: Now.
1:34:48
SPEAKER_03: What about a couch?
1:34:49
SPEAKER_03: What about a.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_03: What kind of a couch?
1:34:51
SPEAKER_03: What about like, yeah, like a pullout couch?
1:34:52
SPEAKER_02: Sectional?
1:34:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:54
SPEAKER_03: What about a pullout couch?
1:34:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, with like a bed?
1:34:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:34:56
SPEAKER_04: I own a pullout couch.
1:34:58
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:34:59
SPEAKER_04: If you need to sleep over.
1:35:00
SPEAKER_04: I'll come at 4 a.m.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_03: You guys are trying to fuck up my answer.
1:35:03
SPEAKER_03: Eat up.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_03: I think I think B.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_03: I did B.
1:35:08
SPEAKER_03: B.
1:35:08
SPEAKER_03: B is L.
1:35:12
SPEAKER_03: I said B because like bi is close to straight and like straight guys have pulled out couches.
1:35:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_03: I just feel like bi people have a pull-out couch.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_01: And they're always like kind of pitching it.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_01: Like no offense.
1:35:22
SPEAKER_04: No, oh yeah.
1:35:23
SPEAKER_04: I'm by.
1:35:23
SPEAKER_04: No, I'm by.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_04: You're buying by.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_04: How do you identify?
1:35:27
SPEAKER_04: I was by if you're a little bit by.
1:35:29
SPEAKER_04: You are a little by, right?
1:35:30
SPEAKER_04: A little while.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm like technically a little by.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_03: He's a little by.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_03: What percent?
1:35:35
SPEAKER_03: Three percent.
1:35:36
SPEAKER_03: No, definitely double digits.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:35:38
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:35:38
SPEAKER_03: When was the last thing you munched on some box?
1:35:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was just thinking about that today.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I was thinking about that today because I saw some social media clip where a guy was saying I'm pretty sure it was a straight guy, and I'm pretty sure this was Rage Bait because he was like, every time I see a guy with a with a beard and it's like he's got red in his beard, it just makes me think, like, I know that guy's munching box.
1:36:01
SPEAKER_01: I know that guy's eating out his girlfriend.
1:36:04
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, that's not what that, that's not what that means.
1:36:06
SPEAKER_03: But I but it would it like jogged a memory where I was like, oh, that was something like in high school and I think in college, you would say, like, yeah, oh yeah, if like the pH from like the pussy juice is making your beard is lifting your color.
1:36:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_04: I should have grown a I mean I had trimmed my facial hair because of my drag mom show to match her.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:36:27
SPEAKER_04: But I have red in my beard.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_04: I am not munching box unless it's a trans man, but you know.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_04: Do you have ri red in your bush?
1:36:33
SPEAKER_04: And do you No, uh what the hell?
1:36:35
SPEAKER_04: I want to refund.
1:36:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:36:37
SPEAKER_03: You have red in your hair right now.
1:36:38
SPEAKER_03: Are you munching box?
1:36:42
SPEAKER_03: I used to love munching box.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_03: It was great.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_03: I was so good at it.
1:36:45
SPEAKER_03: It was a it was it's a I'm munching a new kind of box.
1:36:49
SPEAKER_04: That's a whole box.
1:36:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's a bento baby.
1:36:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we always say we need the jaws of light.
1:36:55
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:36:55
SPEAKER_03: Because I was like, was it hard?
1:36:56
SPEAKER_03: Is it hard to wipe?
1:36:57
SPEAKER_04: Like being like, Yeah, it probably is.
1:37:00
SPEAKER_04: And I see why your nose didn't like it.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, my nose loved it.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:37:05
SPEAKER_03: Um well, I have nieces and nephews that have like big, big butts.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, nice.
1:37:09
SPEAKER_03: Because of my brother-in-law.
1:37:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:11
SPEAKER_03: And I one time had a fucking wipe their ass, and it was the worst experience ever.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what, really?
1:37:16
SPEAKER_03: Like to my sister, and she's like, Yeah, you need to get it.
1:37:18
SPEAKER_03: Go like oh fucking butt.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_03: And it was like a real challenge because they have big like hockey buttons.
1:37:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:24
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, Peter, you must struggle with this.
1:37:28
SPEAKER_02: I am a full-grown adult.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_02: He doesn't like to hear it.
1:37:31
SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm obsessed with you.
1:37:35
SPEAKER_04: You can wipe math.
1:37:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to.
1:37:38
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't want to do that.
1:37:39
SPEAKER_04: It's so funny when little kids are that age where they're like, just wipe me.
1:37:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:37:43
SPEAKER_01: Somebody has to wipe me now.
1:37:43
SPEAKER_01: It's like there's no self-like.
1:37:45
SPEAKER_02: You're getting kind of old for this.
1:37:47
SPEAKER_02: It's like a newborn.
1:37:50
SPEAKER_01: It's like, I don't think I'm supposed to be doing that.
1:37:52
SPEAKER_02: They're like, you are so.
1:37:53
SPEAKER_02: You are, please.
1:37:54
SPEAKER_02: You gotta.
1:37:55
SPEAKER_02: Everybody's gonna be waiting for me too.
1:37:56
SPEAKER_02: Worse.
1:37:58
SPEAKER_02: Kids shouldn't have big butts.
1:38:01
SPEAKER_02: Say that.
1:38:03
SPEAKER_02: Say that.
1:38:03
SPEAKER_03: Uh, do either of you have something that we've got to do.
1:38:06
SPEAKER_03: It's root to you.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're thinking about it.
1:38:08
SPEAKER_03: I really do.
1:38:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're thinking about it.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_03: And the answer is Yeah.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_03: You say something.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_04: Okay, we don't want to put you on the spot.
1:38:17
SPEAKER_04: No, no, I got it.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_04: I got it.
1:38:19
SPEAKER_04: I got it.
1:38:19
SPEAKER_04: A mahogany table.
1:38:22
SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
1:38:24
SPEAKER_03: Like a traditional style like dining table.
1:38:28
SPEAKER_01: Dining table.
1:38:31
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:38:31
SPEAKER_01: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_04: Why am I wrong on everything?
1:38:36
SPEAKER_04: So everyone said L and I said G.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_03: Your gay R is faulty.
1:38:40
SPEAKER_05: Your gay gu and your lesbian energy.
1:38:43
SPEAKER_04: I'm very in with the lesbians.
1:38:44
SPEAKER_04: How dare you?
1:38:46
SPEAKER_04: It's like a double negative.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_04: It like cancel itself out.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, say, well, you just want to be a good thing.
1:38:49
SPEAKER_04: I just thought it was G because it's like the word mahogany is so gay that if like someone's like, oh, I like your dining table, it's like it's mahogany.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_04: That's very gay to me.
1:39:00
SPEAKER_04: Like gay guy, as opposed to lesbian.
1:39:02
SPEAKER_04: That's like old school gay.
1:39:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:39:03
SPEAKER_04: Like the boomer gay.
1:39:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's gay very, yeah.
1:39:06
SPEAKER_01: It's gay to have a mahogany table, but it's lesbian to be the mahogany table.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_03: Like the table is sturdy, it's reliable, it's generational, it's getting cast down.
1:39:16
SPEAKER_03: It's you know, it's seeing families kind of come together around it.
1:39:20
SPEAKER_03: It's that funny.
1:39:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I didn't.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_03: Um, mine is gonna be something I've never had.
1:39:26
SPEAKER_03: But I've always wanted to.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_03: A dishwasher.
1:39:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_03: In three, two, one.
1:39:35
unknown: Ah!
1:39:37
SPEAKER_04: Everybody said trans except me.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_03: There's always one.
1:39:40
SPEAKER_04: It has to be trans.
1:39:42
SPEAKER_04: Or explain.
1:39:45
SPEAKER_03: Well, my reasoning, having had a dishwasher and having had recently had to replace it, so it uh broke.
1:39:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:39:53
SPEAKER_03: And it was more expensive to repair it than to just get a new one.
1:39:56
SPEAKER_03: I was like, uh, oh, dishwasher is sort of like a like a gay guy with like a fake gay guy job.
1:40:03
SPEAKER_03: Like it's always always he's there.
1:40:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:06
SPEAKER_03: Technically, it's working.
1:40:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:07
SPEAKER_03: It's not really doing a very good job.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_03: And it's like making a lot of noise and letting you know that it's wishy-washy.
1:40:14
SPEAKER_03: And literally.
1:40:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:16
SPEAKER_03: Dishy washy.
1:40:17
SPEAKER_03: I think we all, I'm speaking for all of us, when I say there's like a before and an after.
1:40:21
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:40:21
SPEAKER_02: You know, right?
1:40:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there, yeah, there's that.
1:40:25
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking trans because it's very like practical.
1:40:28
SPEAKER_04: Like we must complete this task.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_04: And we're helping the community to do so.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_04: And I just felt like that was very trans.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:40:36
SPEAKER_03: And I chose teaching.
1:40:37
SPEAKER_03: Um, I feel like dishwashers are under attack.
1:40:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, by Mike.
1:40:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:44
SPEAKER_03: So that's why I chose it.
1:40:46
SPEAKER_03: Love.
1:40:47
SPEAKER_04: There is, I mean, there's transformation in the in the dishes of it all.
1:40:50
SPEAKER_04: And there's water, yeah.
1:40:51
SPEAKER_04: Water's very trans.
1:40:52
SPEAKER_04: Water's very trans.
1:40:53
SPEAKER_03: Now, do you guys rinse or would you rinse before you place?
1:40:56
SPEAKER_03: I do.
1:40:57
SPEAKER_03: You have to.
1:40:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_03: When I go rinse.
1:40:59
SPEAKER_04: I except for my work one, I don't rinse.
1:41:02
SPEAKER_04: That's cool.
1:41:03
SPEAKER_04: That's disgusting.
1:41:05
SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't have a dishwasher.
1:41:06
SPEAKER_04: So, but my my parents dishwasher.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_04: This is so interesting.
1:41:11
SPEAKER_04: Like I have someone who washes my dishes.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_03: Does your new upcoming apartment have a dishwasher?
1:41:16
SPEAKER_04: It does.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_04: I will be having a dishwasher for the first time, and I will let you know what I do.
1:41:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait, I have a Zin and I forgot.
1:41:22
SPEAKER_04: It's been since like 4 p.m.
1:41:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh Zin?
1:41:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I've heard of Zen.
1:41:26
SPEAKER_03: What is that again?
1:41:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a Zen.
1:41:28
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to quit SIGs, but I kind of I relapse immediately.
1:41:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm sorry.
1:41:31
SPEAKER_03: I made three days and I was like, eh.
1:41:33
SPEAKER_03: That's a good thing.
1:41:33
SPEAKER_03: Is it a relapse if you choose it?
1:41:36
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:41:38
SPEAKER_03: What would be the hardest thing for everyone here to quit?
1:41:41
SPEAKER_03: Masturbating?
1:41:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:41:43
SPEAKER_03: Short man.
1:41:44
SPEAKER_03: Gaslighting all my friends.
1:41:46
SPEAKER_03: I actually had a thought.
1:41:47
SPEAKER_03: I had a thought today of if alcohol or coffee would be harder.
1:41:51
SPEAKER_03: I was really thinking about it.
1:41:53
SPEAKER_04: Well, we had a thing where, so he loves alcohol, I love cookies, really similar.
1:41:58
SPEAKER_04: And I said, would you be able to give like would you choose me or alcohol?
1:42:02
SPEAKER_04: And he said alcohol.
1:42:03
SPEAKER_04: And I said cookies, and he was like really offended by that.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_04: But I like cookies.
1:42:07
SPEAKER_04: You don't eat everything.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_04: I love cookies way before I ever met him.
1:42:10
SPEAKER_04: I think I could give up cookies.
1:42:11
SPEAKER_04: Wait, between like your friendship and like, oh wow.
1:42:14
SPEAKER_04: No, I think I would choose him.
1:42:15
SPEAKER_04: But then he said.
1:42:17
SPEAKER_04: Then he said theater.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_04: Then he said theater or or or me and I can't leave theater.
1:42:22
SPEAKER_04: I can't leave.
1:42:23
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:42:24
SPEAKER_04: Physically.
1:42:25
SPEAKER_04: I could leave, I could leave cookies, but I cannot leave theater.
1:42:27
SPEAKER_04: This has been so lovely.
1:42:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, should we wrap it up?
1:42:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:42:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:42:31
SPEAKER_01: Any final cunchy thoughts?
1:42:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:42:35
SPEAKER_01: For the love of God.
1:42:37
SPEAKER_01: Don't worry.
1:42:37
SPEAKER_03: We we edit things.
1:42:38
SPEAKER_03: This has been pleasure.
1:42:40
SPEAKER_03: We haven't ever been in a studio this gorgeous, I have to say, like, I know the viewers of this podcast know how beautiful this is, but if you're only listening to this podcast, imagine like a beautiful, glittery, gorgeous pink room.
1:42:53
SPEAKER_03: That's what we're in.
1:42:55
SPEAKER_03: It's so impressive.
1:42:56
SPEAKER_03: It's so beautiful.
1:42:57
SPEAKER_03: What you've created is unbelievable.
1:42:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, please tune in.
1:43:00
SPEAKER_03: Please justify me doing this now.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_03: Or justify the mass.
1:43:04
SPEAKER_03: One viewer.
1:43:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:43:06
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for watching.
1:43:06
SPEAKER_03: That's your creator for me.
1:43:08
SPEAKER_02: Thank you both so much for coming on.
1:43:10
SPEAKER_02: Thanks for having me.
1:43:11
SPEAKER_01: Where can everybody find you and find you think?
1:43:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:43:15
SPEAKER_03: So I am at the Prima Donald on all socials.
1:43:18
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1:43:20
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1:43:22
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1:43:25
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1:43:27
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1:43:32
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1:43:36
SPEAKER_04: Because everyone around me is like thinking about stuff.
1:43:38
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
1:43:39
SPEAKER_04: The meeting to 2016.
1:43:40
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of weird.
1:43:43
SPEAKER_04: Realizing things.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, thinking about stuff.
1:43:45
SPEAKER_03: Well, you both are so funny and so cute.
1:43:47
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:43:47
SPEAKER_03: Cute, lovely.
1:43:48
SPEAKER_03: Hell out of here.
1:43:50
SPEAKER_03: This pulls out into a big bed, so I don't know.
1:43:52
SPEAKER_03: It's fine.
1:43:53
SPEAKER_03: In other words, my bladder is showing.
1:43:55
SPEAKER_03: So okay, well, um, thank you so much for tuning in and uh watching andor listening.
1:43:59
SPEAKER_03: This has been the Big County Couch.
1:44:01
SPEAKER_03: You can find us at TBCC Pod on all platforms.
1:44:04
SPEAKER_03: And uh we'll see you next Tuesday.
1:44:06
SPEAKER_03: See you next Tuesday.
1:44:08
SPEAKER_05: Bye.