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#330 We Don't GET STABBED AGAIN the Same with Scumbags · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Falling asleep earlier. Oh you ever had those super comps? And then you
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  get the headache right after you know you're fucking over thirty? All right,
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  coming down right, all right, welcome back. Sorry for the fucking technical
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  difficulties. Uh, but we're back. Shout out to Ray for making it
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  happen. Welcome to another episode that we don't smoke the same podcast, and
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  thank you guys for patiently waiting. Everybody on Twitch for a little bit and
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  everybody on Patreon. Now it is not a toxic episode today, but it
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  is still quite the spontaneous episode because we got the one and only what is
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  it not so freshly stabbed anymore? The one and only scumbags? What?
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  What up? What up? Wasn't it wasn't your Birthdayn't your birthday passed recently?
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  Yeah? My birthday was at my second I invited you to my birthday
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  gathering. And I know, I'm sorry. I think I was at a
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  game. I was in. I was in a soccer game, and then
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  I got I got, I blacked out. Okay, I think my homies
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  brought the game. But they sure, yeah, but they weren't. They
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  didn't, they didn't sneaking a bottle of liquor in there. They're pretty lit,
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  their foods are I'm not doing coke no more though, Okay, that's
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  yeah, they were so yeah see that makes sense. Yeah, like if
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  they made it, but I know you just told me the story or something.
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  They made it, but yeah, not like I made it. There's
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  been that can recall blacking out maybe three times at LAFC Stadium where I don't
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  remember hitting into the car. I mean, shout out to my girl.
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  She always makes sure that she's not that fucked up, or she knows sober,
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  or she's like like she'll have fun, but but I'm but if she's
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  gonna get littlest, she knows that. But usually if it's the game,
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  because you know, we have this whole thing. Bro, if you're gonna
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  charge me fifty dollars or fifty five dollars for parking, I'm gonna steal my
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  fucking liquor. Bro, I'm gonna take those slick shots from bav Mo.
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  I'm gonna fill it up with my seven fifty militer bottle and I'm gonna put
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  three shots in every bag. I'm gonna seal it, but it in my
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  fucking pocket. Walk in there buy one soda? Would Apple pay for a
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  dollar and drink for free? Though the parking has fifty dollars? That's just
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  fifty five dollars do That's that's the real prosting exam right there? They fucking
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  just pushed what they going like? Fifty five dollars? You're good? Dollars
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  good? Yeah? Yeah? Every time read that first time chat from Westman
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  five h five, I will read it right now. Let me just get
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  on twitch. But also joining us is the one and only Sammy aka Toppy.
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  What's going on? Sammy? Everybody? Are you feeling? Sammy?
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  Pretty high? From this hashold? This is the year I've seen you eat
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  the most. Oh, Bro, I don't I don't know. I can't
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  stop me. Does that happen when you could drugs? Yeah? I mean
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  I'm not saying that you're not burning him out. He really he went to
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  a facility treatment to get treatment. And you know, like, nah,
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  who's riding stuff in Chinese? Yeah? Right, but go ahead to him.
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  But yeah, you know, like pretty much you know you want to
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  go get help out there and go get help, bro, don't get scared,
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  get close to the mic. Was you know, you guys want to
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  go get help, you know, go get help. Don't get scared.
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  There you go. Welcome back, Sammy. And somebody says, what was
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  the first time chat the Chinese one? Well, I can't read it.
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  I'm gonna actually translate this ship though, because I know it's a. It's
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  a. It's a. It's in Japanese, it's in Chinese. I don't
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  want to read it anymore. It's probably hateful shit China. Yeah read it.
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  I read it. If it's from China. When um what's his name
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  Trump becomes president, he's gonna make everybody learn Chinese. Watch broo. That
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  was not making nobody learn Chinese. Dog. Oh all right, our damn
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  from Chinese. They got detected. It's Chinese. So this is what they
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  wrote in Chinese. And I don't know if this was Chinese writing all this
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  ship. But he says, the history of all hit THEO societies is the
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  history of class struggle. Freemen and slaves, nobles and commoners, lords and
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  serfs, guild masters and skilled workers. In the short, oppressor In short,
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  the oppressor and the oppressed are always opposed to each other, engaged in
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  an uninterrupted, sometimes covert, covert, and sometimes overt struggle. The time
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  ends for both damned. This is something like fucking he wrote all this in
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  Chinese. He's like, the time ends for both sides, either with the
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  revolutionary reconstruction of an entire society or with the mutual destruction of the competing classes.
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  Say censified people in ten seconds before you die? I just yeah right,
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  you remember that, yo? That shit took me back. Dog fuck
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  all those foods that will send me that ship and late at night and all
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  those on MySpace talking about is like, is it it'll start? I remember
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  the ones that would get me brother to do it. Foo was the ones
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  I was like, last night, this girl died because she didn't say that.
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  Yeah, he was like, and then her boyfriend opened it and ignored
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  it, and now he's dead. And now I managed to send it to
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  you. So you send this to five other people? Bro? That ship
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  was so stupid. What do you call those? A chain letter? There
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  was only some of them that day when they started getting all complex and the
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  Nigerian scammers got ahold of those things. I was like, yeah, he's
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  like, I wasn't doing though. That's like my Space days though. Huh
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  yeah, MySpace days. Do you remember chain letters? Ray like chain letters
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  were fucking crazy, bro Nigerian letters. Yeah foo, I'm not gonna lie
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  for. I almost got scam for one of those things food. I was
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  broke and I was getting jumped jobs with Craiglist when I was in college.
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  Bro, And one time Dog sent me a fake check. Dog they got
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  me with the whole fucking scam, right, Oh like, oh yeah,
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  we just need you to go cast this check full fool, my stupid ass.
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  I was like, oh yeah, I'll just send them some money back.
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  Was like a very very easy job. Oh yeah, fool. So
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  they sent me the check and I was like, oh cool, what the
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  fuck is this shit? Right? So I was like, this shit looks
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  just so I go to that pang. How much was it? It was
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  like fifteen hundred dollars? Yeah, for it was like fifteen hundred dollars,
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  And I was just like, damn right. So I go over there and
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  me thinking I'm gonna get like, you know, seven hundred dollars and to
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  some the rest and I'm like so that the manager goals and then he puts
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  it in the machine and I'm just waiting there all happily. And then it
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  was like, oh, just give me a second and caused the other suit
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  and then the other suit comes over here and like they're looking at me.
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  They're like, who's too young to be a money laundering mule? Like it
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  makes no sense, Like he wouldn't come in here all happily thinking he's gonna
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  get some money. Like yeah. Like so they started asking me some rathering
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  shit. They're like, they're like, hey, who paid you this check?
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  And I was like, oh, I got it off a job from
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  craigslist. You know, I let him know exactly what's happened. They're just
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  like, you remember like who. I was like, yeah, it's just
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  it's just ad I saw it to you and then uh and you know,
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  like I'm showing it to them and they're just like and then they get a
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  third person that I've never seen for this has a suit and he has a
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  badge dog. I got scared, well I got scared because I'm like and
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  he comes in. He was like, I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna
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  ask you again, and I need you to tell me the truth. And
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  I was just and I was like, I'm this is over the counter.
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  He was like, where'd you get this check? I was like, bro,
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  I just showed him to add and I was just like, I thought
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  it was a legit job, you know what I mean? And sure enough,
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  I guess it's not. What's the problem. And they were just like,
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  this is a counterfeit check, and they fucking kept the dog and they
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  were just like, we usually have to call the authorities, but you're on
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  your age. Oh yeah, I was like maybe like seventeen or sixteen and
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  a half. Damn, I've gone on those fake checks too, I think.
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  Yeah, like I just tripped out, bro because I didn't like because
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  when you think about it, that it's a big deal, ye, scamming
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  everybody know, because for it's funny that you mentioned that I recently started watching
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  these foods on YouTube, the food they bust the scammers. Yeah. No,
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  I've been watching this whole week. I've been watching. Yes, me
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  too, that's just crazy. I'm colored by her real name and reverse the
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  camera. Yes, oh what am I doing? Camera? They get off
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  scared, Yeah, they get all scared or like they'll be like, no,
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  I'm outside the fucking routes and you're gonna meet me here. Have you
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  seen like food it's a trivial media or something like that? Tribute tribal media
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  or something like that. I see the ones that it's Indian people. They
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  do to Indian people and then they're like your location and they show me the
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  yea. They're like, hey, what the fund coming by my real name?
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  And everybody starts tripping out. Yeah no, there's there's two and you
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  watched the other one. I haven't gotten into that one, but I watched
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  the ones. But trivial media food and I'm not gonna lie. Like,
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  there's like these fools, literally they they they get the foods. They call
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  the old people, right, they'd be like, oh, it's a reef,
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  it's a refund scam. Um, we'll send you. Uh you're supposed
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  to send us three hundred and fifty, but you send me to send you
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  thirty five thousand or whatever it is. So you're gonna have to send us
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  the rest. And old people are pretty fucking stupid and send them the fucking
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  money in a box food like and ship the money right, So yeah,
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  food, there's people shipping money a lot. Bro Like, old people are
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  stupid. They'll take money in the bud. They're they're just old, right,
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  because they just get they just get like suckers pretty much, like I
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  think that's what it is. Bro. It's not that old people are stupid.
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  I don't think they mean to be stupid because I'm not gonna lie.
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  Bro. Like my grandma looks very sad when she's wrong, because she's like
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  I used to be right, like you know what I mean, Like yeah,
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  bro, like I feel like what I mean just sits down the corner
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  and I'm like I'm always wrong, like b because like they think like kids
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  when they're older, bro, So like they think they could do a lot
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  of shit that they can no more. Or they start thinking like very boldly
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  and shit, and you're like, lady, like you can't do this no
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  more. Somebody my Grandpa's like then I'm like, hey, like don't leave
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  his house start walking and shit like that, Like, bro, you can't
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  be leaving the house by yourself, you know, like what the fuck?
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  But you can't tell them the ship. They're like little kids, like back
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  to being little kids again, Like yeah, you know I heard that's what
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  it is. Bro. I heard that you come in as a child,
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  but then when you as a child mentally, if you get to leave that
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  longer. But if I'm always scared of coming like damn, all right,
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  my grandpa has my mom. Everybody knows my aunt. But imagine I don't
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  have no kids. You have kids, so like who the fucking to take
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  care of us them? We're at that age like I'm hoping on AI robots
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  kids right here. I'm not scared no more, like I'm serious bro like
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  because I'm not gonna lie bro. Like if I could choose an AI,
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  there was like like I robot and I'll just be like, look food,
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  like I can't wipe my ass right like I'm old, Like like he's not
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  gonna be mad and tell me like, man, I gotta white my stupid
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  ass, fucking owner's fucking ass, like that's his job. Food, Just
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  pick a little pif though with water. I mean, I just think like
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  the realistic hardships of when you get old, bro, like having to get
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  up, like having to walk boy, people walk slow at fuck bro.
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  Imagine have to take a ship too. It must hurt them to bend down
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  to take a ship. You don't want to wipe. They don't even know
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  they wipe right there, they play they wiping it forgot and they wipe once
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  or twice or three times, like probably just get up, like do you
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  know do you know the thing? The thing that scares me is like myself
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  at that point, Bro, you can't you can't think like that. What
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  do you want to live to be that old and have somebody? That's what
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  I've been thinking about, lady, what do you want to be that old
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  and have someone change your diaper? Like your your kids have no kids.
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  I'm thinking like, damn, I'm really gonna be a nursing home. You
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  know, would you rather die sixty if I have kids? I would make
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  this wipe my ass. I wiped the at one point. Yeah, but
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  you're gonna be I don't know do you want to be at that diny Like,
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  damn, I'm at this point where it hurst that's a burden though,
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  Sammy, Like that's it's a bitch, bro, Like I like, your
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  kids could love you all they want, bro, but like a kid is
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  never gonna have like yeah, but if you raise a good kid, he's
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  not gonna have the heart to voluntarily turn and turn and be like man,
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  funck you mom. It's very hard, bro. Like I don't think I
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  would if my mom's like I don't want to get in this hole, like
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  I would be like all right, we're gonna try to make it work,
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  you know what I mean. And I don't see what's up. But it's
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  like at the end of the day, bro, Like that's a part of
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  life too, man. Like the home is, Bro. They had my
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  grandma the home and my grandpa was there, like in March. He went
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  in there looking normal one month, came out looking like garbage, skinny,
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  sad, lucky, always wanted to leave. And then we got him out
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  a month later. That it looks healthier for walking all over the place.
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  He looks his skin colors nice, everything Like, Bro, the home is
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  like you really don't have nobody, so that where they throw, you know,
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  wants to carry you, to be honest, Yeah, that that hope
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  that you know what a hope of what a retirement home is sometimes dog or
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  like one of these places that are he's like retirement places. It's like it's
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  God's waiting room and in a fucked up way, Bro. And I don't
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  want to sound if you're people you have relatives and like a retirement home,
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  but like it's it's it's normal and uh and in white people culture, Bro,
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  for them to be like, oh, that's just that's like the norm
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  because a lot of these fools don't reproduce like one thing. Those bro,
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  they're just like want two kids and that's it, you know what I mean,
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  Like, yeah, we haven't because that shit is scary. You saw
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  how hard it was to come up, bro, the kids being kids in
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  ninety I'm like, bro, tell us my I'm struggling and like I'm over
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  here, Like every time my parents asked me, how come you don't have
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  kids? Like, motherfucker because of my childhood was hard and it was because
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  of me I was born. Like, imagine if I would have not been
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  born, my dad could have been a doctor, he would have finished medical
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  school. My mom wouldn't have been cleaning houses. Bro. Like I don't
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  like to think of myself as a burden because I didn't ask for me to
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  come in here, bro, But like I see the damage that did is
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  being born. You know you were for sure a high kill for that.
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  I'm pregnant, yeah, for sure, Like like now they were forced to
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  love you now. But other than that, everybody was supposed to be an
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  abortion. I was supposed to be. Well. My dad told my mom
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  eating an abortion. She wasn't down. Shut the fuck up her yeah,
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  I was not supposed to be here, but she told me the story that
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  he like, hey have an abortion, and she's like, I'm she kept
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  me in here. I am it's over there? Is that? What does
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  your mom or does your family know? Like? How like is you're pretty
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  open on social media? You live a very very like like you know,
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  just like a very like free single lifestyle, bro, where like you do
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  a lot of single shit and you're just living life and you know to to
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  your to your extent, you know what I mean. So I'm like,
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  does your family like, no, like what's up with scumbags and what it
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  stands for? Like like my little brother, no, my brothers no,
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  my little sister knows, Like how many brothers you got? I got an
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  older brother, a little brother, and a little sister, and then my
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  little sisters be like you, I wouldn't want to end up with a guy
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  like you, Like I learned my lesson. She grew up watching us.
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  You know, my brother us always had a girls back when we're a teenager.
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  We always had bitches, you know, like and my brother were rocker,
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  but we had had rocker bitches and then we went to normal. So
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  there's other scumbags. So there's like, how many brothers my brother? No,
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  I never met your brother. How many brothers do you have too?
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  An older brother? That's what you have, an older scumbag. I don't
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  that I grew up, but you know that you grew up with your brother,
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  and that's the one you grew up in. The other ones are ten
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  years younger, so there's a gap. We had to raise them, you
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  know. So they hang out with all my cousins and they have their little
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  group, you know. Yeah, but men, my brothers are different.
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  You know, the stories are different that Like my nephew, I mean my
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  nephew. My cousin was telling the Middle Day. He's nineteen. He was
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  cutting my hair. I'm like, Abe's grandpa. He'd be falling a sleep
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  ball lower right, Like, bro, he's always done that, he goes.
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  You gotta remember I'm young. So I got old Grandpa. You know,
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  you guys got young grandpa where he was walking around playing baseball with you
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  guys. But I gotta see old Grandpa like, yeah, he gets he's
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  suffering Grandpa. Like it's just sad. Well, he's not not suffering now,
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  he's not suffering though. My Grandpa's like like, yeah, always healthy,
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  bro. They check them, they've been checking them in the doctor.
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  Nothing has ever got nothing's ever been wrong. Yeah, you know that.
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  I think at that point, bro, that's the best thing you could kind
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  of hope for when you're that fucking old bro. Like you know, like
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  like that they don't have no crazy disease. It's just like you just go
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  to sleep one day and you just don't wake up that way, your your
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  family doesn't, they don't find you or anything like that. That's just gotta
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  be very traumatic, bro. Like if you find like a significant other or
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  a parent like dad, Like, even if it's not like anything God forbid,
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  like brutal or anything like that, but like just walking in it,
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  it's it's a very traumatizing experience. But if somebody gets to live before life
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  past ninety these days, bro, that's a very full life. Man.
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  You can ninety he's ninety. Well, he came out of I think he
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  came out of Cuba. He lived in Cuba. He told me the stories
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  about how Cuba was before Fstro because he voted from fell Castro, like,
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  but Fidel Castro came in and he saw the fake as story. Blah blah,
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  yeah, he voted for him and all this shit he goes bro I
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  voted from and then that should turned to ship and got worse than words,
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  you know, so he struggled getting out of there. Like his whole story
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  is pretty crazy. All they got to the US, but like, yeah,
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  but it's a trip out. I trip out because he's from Cuba with
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  no experience and we think our life is crazy and they had to travel with
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  the fuck out of the country. That's what I think. I think that.
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  I think all the fucking adversity I think our older fucking family members had
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  is what made them last so long. My Grandma's Night the eighth, Yeah,
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  yeah, she came from where fun solid or you're like nineteen twenty five
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  she was born, so I'm like, you know, like she probably came
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  here like fifties or a little bit before that. Damn. Yeah. And
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  it's it's crazy and like now she's you know, she's ninety eight and she's
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  still healthy and stuff, but like she has like earthly dementia, like very
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  early. So it's like I have to deal with like certain things where it's
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  like I'm like, yo, why are you putting makeup on? You know
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  what? I mean like yeah, like it's you know, I just have
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  to be like here, like you're gonna clean your face up and turn the
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  news on for you and like yeah, yeah, you have to guide them.
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  And it's like they look at and and it's like they don't like they're
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  too old to admit like something. So I remember, like this that's a
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  real story, bro. And it's like and it's like, whoa, I
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  think somebody's breaking into my room and painting my face when I'm asleep. And
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  I was like no, you just like I'm like though, you just you
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  put makeup on and you forgot and you were dealing with I don't know what's
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  going on in your brain, but this is what. This is where we're
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  at. But yeah, and it's shit like that, bro, Like they
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  have like a six hour spanning their brain now, holid. Yeah, I
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  don't think remember six hours in between them forget. Like my grandpa's like that,
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  he'll be doing like time he just wakes up to eat. He knows
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  his timing, Like like what the hell, Like that's it. They just
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  live, eat shit, pass out. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
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  They old people sleep about they sleep. They're like cats. They sleeping like
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  a lot. She's the life that people were like, I want to get
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  to be old, but do you want her to get to be older?
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  Like I said that a legend at sixty or something like just think like like,
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  well, I don't know, like like at so at what age would
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  you call it enough? Bro? Like what age where you're like, I
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  don't want to make it past that. Like well, back in the day
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  when I was young, I'll be like, oh, fiftys old, but
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  nah, now fifty years or so, now like seventy seventy, I'm to
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  get like sixty five and up. Like, so you retire at sixty five
• 18:56
  seventy five if you're gonna go out, it's like hey, bro, like
• 18:57
  because if I know that I'm gonna have asshole cancer at eighty, I don't
• 19:02
  want to yea. Yeah, I don't want to live like I don't want
• 19:04
  to live with me Like look, man, I just I just didn't wake
• 19:07
  up one day like yeah, like because those are real things, bro.
• 19:14
  I don't want to end up like fucking well cheering it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 19:18
  yeah, that's that's what you gotta think about. Like, damn word.
• 19:21
  Everybody wants to live to be old, but when you're old. If
• 19:22
  you you have to, you have to see how an old person lived.
• 19:25
  Like, Bro, it's not easy. Bro, it is not by the
• 19:27
  hardest things, bro, Like everything is a fucking struggle. You have to
• 19:32
  get up to get some food, like, damn, I'm thirsty. On
• 19:34
  the way, you're there in two seconds from the couch to the fred This
• 19:37
  was probably gonna take like a whole minute. Yeah, you know, and
• 19:41
  then the end they run the risk of falling in down Yeah yeah yeah.
• 19:45
  Bro. I was like, I didn't think about how being that old it
• 19:47
  is, like, hey, do you think foods that are fifty like are
• 19:51
  looking at it, they're like just thirty more years, Like, yeah,
• 19:55
  just thirty more years. Then you're gonna be like over the hill. Yeah,
• 20:00
  well eighty, I don't know how well, yeah, eighty's already old
• 20:02
  nowadays. Yeah, I wonder what age like Cyperseil's gonna be like we can't
• 20:04
  perform the more we're all old, Like, oh my god, performers last.
• 20:10
  Bro. But I know, I know, I want to saying at
• 20:11
  some point, food, they're gonna be like, hey, food, like
• 20:14
  we're fucking like seventy bro, like we can't fuck. They're gonna grateful debt.
• 20:18
  It like they're gonna they're gonna get old and then they gonna get back
• 20:21
  to young mind. They want to whether the fun they want to get.
• 20:23
  I want to perform, goddamn it. Then they're gonna be with crutches like
• 20:27
  that, Like we're performing this ship. I think that's what's gonna happen to
• 20:30
  Snoop and like, because those fooles like I ain't gonna lie bro like like
• 20:37
  be real is what he's turning? Fifty three? Yes, from I asked
• 20:41
  him the other day. You know, I think his birthday is coming up,
• 20:42
  but he's still performing, right, Yeah, of course no, but
• 20:45
  I'm saying I was like Snoop Dogg's like fifty six or something like that.
• 20:48
  Yeah, so I'm like at that age when you're fifty, when you're fifty
• 20:52
  something like come on. But we're thinking about like we're like, yo,
• 20:55
  fifty can't be that bad. We're closed. We're like, I want to
• 20:57
  live through that. But that's the job though. Realistically that's what well,
• 21:03
  I guess that's his main. It's main keeps my life. But you can't
• 21:04
  avoid you can't avoid what happens when is a part of life, Like you
• 21:08
  know, like she's gonna hurt more. You go like like your energy fucking
• 21:12
  goes away. Say, okay, I'm what whatever, I'm old? How
• 21:18
  old are you? Thirty eight thirty eight? You're thirty eteful? I really
• 21:22
  I thought you were like maybe thirty four. Fool. People think I'm young.
• 21:26
  People think I'm twenty eight, twenty nine, and I'm like, damn
• 21:29
  cool, I guess fuck it, but that but I should, I'd be
• 21:32
  skating and I'd be getting hurt faster now. And I'm like, bro,
• 21:33
  I don't think I'm ever gonna quit skating when I'm fit, I'm still gonna
• 21:37
  be trying to at least go on the half pip, you know, just
• 21:38
  I'm a cruise. Let me know my limits. No, I mean don't.
• 21:41
  Yeah, don't get me wrong, unless you unless you like really obliterate
• 21:44
  your knees or some shit where you can't do it no more. Yeah,
• 21:47
  Like, well I know what I mean. Shit like that happens. Yeah,
• 21:52
  bro, like you could you could be like fucking forty five, and
• 21:53
  then you're like I still got it, And then like that's why I understand
• 21:56
  why C minus don't be skateboarding no more. He's like fun dude, but
• 22:00
  Tony Hook Tony he just recently got injured and he and he was sad he
• 22:03
  got injured. He got sad like I can't skate, you know, because
• 22:06
  that's your main Like you do stand up comment. If you can't do stand
• 22:08
  up comment more, you'll be probably mad, Like what the fun would you
• 22:11
  mean? I plan to do this forever, Like, but skating is a
• 22:17
  danger. Like that shit, you still go be, You still gonna be
• 22:18
  trying to be a player at the retirement home. I wonder that's what I
• 22:22
  think in my dictim those fools be fucking dog old people retirement. They'd be
• 22:30
  no fool. They'd be having like std outbreaks at like seventy years old and
• 22:34
  eighty years old. Bro yes, bro like like retirement homes in Florida and
• 22:40
  in certain places like that where it's like, think about it, Okay,
• 22:42
  the home, the retire home is all the players and the player rents that
• 22:45
  didn't have no kids and we're living the fist life. I didn't think about
• 22:51
  one spot again. That ship is the old Chella. Yeah, people that
• 22:56
  have no kids. Everybody was a player, have those are all the fools
• 23:00
  that all the foods that be like you remember, yeah, like, yeah,
• 23:08
  that's girt. I don't think about that shit. I don't like I
• 23:11
  want to be old and I want to have like a good setup. Do
• 23:15
  you want to be old? If I get to be old, I want
• 23:18
  to just be like in a comfortable set up where I just get to wake
• 23:21
  up and just like or do you think do you want to live in the
• 23:22
  head or on the farm like I want to. I want to be like
• 23:26
  in in my older life like over fifty. I want to like not get
• 23:30
  away from this ship, but I want to take this ship to a different
• 23:33
  level where it's like I don't have to rely on it being live. I
• 23:37
  can do like content when I want to, Bro, you know what I
• 23:41
  mean? What do you still live in the city or do you plan want
• 23:44
  to be a little bit away? Like if I could, like I could
• 23:47
  like a nice suburb like Big Beer or something like that. Okay, so
• 23:49
  like something where it's like nature is just because like I kind of want that
• 23:55
  break, bro, Like I feel like anything fifty and under, I feel
• 23:57
  like I not that I feel like I'm gonna do that, but I have
• 24:00
  this mindset where I have so much things on my plate and I don't so
• 24:03
  many goals where I'm like, every day it's like a constant move like I
• 24:07
  like, you know, I think like that, bro, where I'm just
• 24:10
  like I'm gonna do this, and then i'mnna do this. Then I'm gonna
• 24:11
  do this. Then there's you know, I get another one. There's never
• 24:14
  no there's never no noah not thinking about work. So I feel like if
• 24:18
  I'm gonna be living that lifestyle, I want to be able to call it
• 24:22
  quits at a certain age. Okay, you're thinking that, you're thinking young
• 24:25
  minded, not like, oh, I got so many goals to do,
• 24:26
  but let's think about your sixty and let's say all the goals you had in
• 24:30
  your head. No, I'm gonna can stop at fifty, That's what I'm
• 24:33
  saying. Like I'm giving it to a fifty where I'm like, hey man,
• 24:37
  it's like full on grind time. Like after fifty, Chappellemo, you're
• 24:38
  gonna go to a place has a farm and have a studio under and you
• 24:41
  have all the comedians come there, Like, yeah, you want to be
• 24:44
  the compound? I want to? Yeah, Like I want to. I
• 24:47
  want to be at a place of comfort, bro, because that's one of
• 24:48
  the things that I've always lived by where it's like that what you work for
• 24:52
  for you're looking for this piece, right, Yeah, so you're working hard
• 24:55
  in this craziness. Like look at home. I bet you that house did
• 24:57
  Dave got over there? It's a badass house, a badass house. But
• 25:02
  Bro, he got it for a steel living Where is it? Ohio houses?
• 25:06
  They come on, Bro, you probably got that house for like one
• 25:07
  hundred and fifty grand. Bro, one hundred and fifty grand will get you
• 25:11
  a fucking a fucking front row property and skid roll out. Yeah, Bro,
• 25:15
  Like yeah, I've always like people move out of the here. So
• 25:21
  it's like, fuck, it's expensive in his garbage in La, like downtown
• 25:23
  La. Bro, it's expensive and it's like Bro's ghettos. Fuck you know,
• 25:27
  I've always I've always said this, like if you're if you're coming in
• 25:32
  LA and you're and you're able to get shit going for you, hustle,
• 25:34
  hustle as much as you can and stack your money and make sure you stack
• 25:38
  your money and take it somewhere else where you can be comfortable even if you
• 25:41
  don't marry. Bro, Like what's the little house and like a suburb in
• 25:45
  Kentucky. Bro, I mean, yeah, you're gonna have to deal with
• 25:48
  sturdy shit. But like you can buy, you can pay off a house
• 25:51
  with all the money you've been working with. You know, you can get
• 25:53
  acquainted with a city that has at least good healthcare and all this shit.
• 25:56
  And if you die your days out there or you go to a place like
• 25:59
  Wyoming, countries, were like, you're gonna have to settle. But like,
• 26:02
  there's no reason now after fifty you want to be living unless you're a
• 26:06
  major star living the hustle and bustle in the city. Bro. That ship
• 26:08
  is draining. That ship is fucking draining. Bro. Sometimes I get home,
• 26:11
  I don't think it's even like me being tired because I fucking did all
• 26:15
  that, because I worked out a random seven miles or six miles in the
• 26:18
  morning. It's not even because of that, bro, It's because it's so
• 26:21
  mentally fucking straining to really be running everything. That entrepreneur mindset puts a strain
• 26:26
  on your strongest mustle, which is your brain. Because you're like you say,
• 26:29
  you know you're a race. You're still in a right, right,
• 26:30
  here's a race. It's a rat race. Yeah, and you're trying.
• 26:33
  Everybody's in their own goal and they're trying to get to it. You have
• 26:37
  you have a destination by fifty, so you don't get there by fifty.
• 26:40
  You get at there at fifty five. So it's like you gotta think like
• 26:42
  that, that's scared to think that maybe I might not do it at fifty.
• 26:45
  You know how am I gonna get? I have energy now, so
• 26:48
  I'm doing it all all I could now, right, because tomorrow you gonna
• 26:51
  be more tired than today. Yeah, and you we're just getting older.
• 26:52
  You're like, damn, some things are harder. I go skateboard, I
• 26:55
  get tired the next day. I missed not warming up and just getting on
• 26:59
  the board. And like there's certain things, brother, Like when I think
• 27:02
  about it, I'm like the cutoff time mans happened for it already. He's
• 27:04
  on like where I'm like, like in my whole life, I was like,
• 27:07
  it's so poor and I gotta learn how to like at least ali right,
• 27:10
  Like you know, like at my point, it was always on my
• 27:12
  fucking list. But then I'm like, three, no, you're still totally
• 27:18
  cheap. Health insurance like that fall and my risk, bro, Like I
• 27:25
  put my risk goes out just be on that I try to fucking feel young
• 27:27
  or whatever it is, or try to live a stupid childhood dream like that.
• 27:32
  It requires me to do some shit. I just like, No,
• 27:33
  I'd rather live up the childhood dreams like I'm doing right now that are realistic
• 27:37
  to me at this age, like going to Japan and he didn't fucking wait
• 27:40
  good and fucking catching pokemon out there, and shit, because you gotta try
• 27:44
  skating, that's shit you're but not old enough to know. I want,
• 27:48
  like I'm down to fuck like to really learn just to don't how to cruise,
• 27:51
  bro, Like learn how to cruise, Honestly, you gotta learn how
• 27:53
  to ice skate. But I skate in the street. I don't only onto
• 27:56
  the curves. I lifted my board. I'm trying to get hurt, bro.
• 27:59
  See I thought that's how it worked, but maybe that's why I got
• 28:00
  hurt. Well, sometimes I do. But sometimes like I don't want to
• 28:03
  Alie hit a rock because I don't even skate to the store because you might
• 28:07
  hit a rock. Bro, You hit a rock and you eat shit hard,
• 28:10
  like like it hurts. So I'm like, I'm not about to go
• 28:12
  skate too fucking blocks. Eat shit, I'm drunk already, like because bro,
• 28:18
  that should hurts, bro, Like I got more injured by rocks than
• 28:21
  skating on those songs. Hey, you know, go ahead, Heytron exclusive,
• 28:29
  he's don't learns to Alie. You know what. I would fucking do
• 28:32
  it, but end of this year, I would do it at two hundred
• 28:36
  subscribers and we're close, but I would fucking hire George Wang, the fucking
• 28:40
  skateboard food and then we're fucking because he's a skateboard teacher. He teaches,
• 28:44
  Like fuck that I'm a teacher's the homie. He's a comedian, like like,
• 28:48
  you'll be good for content because he's like he actually does this for a
• 28:51
  living bro, Like he'll be teaching Brad Pitt's kid how to skate. Oh
• 28:52
  shit, yeah, like and like and then that fool will get recommitted to
• 28:56
  fucking Julia Roberts fucking little Horse for kid or whatever or whatever like or whatever
• 29:03
  or Whoever's fucking star that you gotta learn, Brota, it's gonna get harder
• 29:07
  later, Like right now, you're that's why I want to do Like I
• 29:10
  didn't I remember it. I'm like, oh shit, George Wayne teaches that
• 29:12
  would be great for content, as long as you could teach me how to
• 29:15
  get that cruise in all shit, I'm in the grass first, Ali in
• 29:18
  the grass first. You have never ali it in your life, right?
• 29:21
  I tried it a couple of times before I used to skate. I had
• 29:22
  a few boards, like I used to cruise. But when I tried being
• 29:26
  never Ali. I tried every time I tried to suck for sure. I
• 29:30
  know for sure I suck. If you were a kid and you had a
• 29:33
  board, every thug even learn how to do I know, fat food,
• 29:37
  that will all the troubles, that will Ali trouble blay, hey food,
• 29:38
  let me se your scapeboard. I could do those. They used to say
• 29:41
  it weird. I don't want they say, but they used to Ali with
• 29:45
  the with the cortets on. I was like, oh that fools for real.
• 29:48
  Like, but see if you got on a board, if you had
• 29:51
  if you owned the board and you were a kid, you have to you
• 29:53
  know, you know, we had to learn how to ali. Bro.
• 29:56
  I tried bro, but maybe I just didn't have enough so confidence. I
• 29:57
  have a didn't have skater friends. Oh just you Yeah, that's what I'm
• 30:03
  saying I got I didn't brought Like, come on, the first thing a
• 30:10
  skater does get friends, Bro, they get friends, but the next skater
• 30:12
  and then that's how it starts. And high school. Dude should hung out
• 30:18
  with me in high school, he's, I know you wouldn't have an alie.
• 30:22
  You know, I've also probably would have broken my ankles, Like yeah,
• 30:26
  like I get just figured it be, like what happened he learned how
• 30:29
  to skate for three he has broken he were cruising? You never had a
• 30:33
  rock cruising? Yeah, that's how I learned. But that's why I learned.
• 30:34
  That didn't like it. I was like, like there was let me
• 30:40
  tell you a story. Dog, there was one time it just happened to
• 30:41
  me twice. For this is why I don't get confident with fucking things on
• 30:45
  mobile wheels roun on, like unless it's a car. The first time this
• 30:48
  happened to me, dog, like I wasn't like I had a blind skateboard.
• 30:53
  Dog. I remember I had asked my dad, like please, man,
• 30:56
  I want to blind skateboard, like I know a job that has it,
• 30:59
  and I remember he want to go get it from me. Dog,
• 31:00
  So I was so happy. Dog, the little grim Reaper said blind I
• 31:03
  was. I felt like, like just so proud of myself already died.
• 31:08
  Yeah. Cool. I thought it was the ship dog. You know,
• 31:11
  you're like fourteen and then you're just fucking like trying, bro, like where
• 31:15
  did you buy that? Let me find out where you bought a Melrose.
• 31:18
  It was like right there, Like, so you go on Western and then
• 31:22
  you hit the Bank of America. I wasn't make a left, and there
• 31:23
  used to be a skate shop like by right right by one of the paint
• 31:26
  shops that it is still there, not a Brooklyn Projects, right, it
• 31:30
  might have been it is it like two blocks after you make a left that
• 31:33
  from Western if you get off the one on one, it's on the right
• 31:37
  hand side. It might have been that, bro. But it's like they
• 31:40
  probably still operated. Yeah they still If it's only skate shop, that's yeah
• 31:42
  there forever, Yeah, I sell Melrose, right yeah. So it's like
• 31:47
  I went to that ship and it looked like it was popping already, and
• 31:49
  I was just like I went there. I was like, yeah, I
• 31:52
  want that one board like one hundred and something. No, it was like
• 31:55
  sixty dollars just the wood. No, like it was what is it.
• 31:59
  I already had bought the trucks and everything. I would say, no,
• 32:00
  I was serious. I had to show him I was serious. I was
• 32:02
  like, oh, I already they were expensive back then. Yeah, and
• 32:06
  I had the CCS catalog. So I remember, like, I was like,
• 32:08
  I can he to get like forty three dollars for these trucks? Did
• 32:13
  you highlight them? Was he wanted it? Yeah, like I had money
• 32:16
  and ship. Yeah. Once I get the Domino for like thirty Domino in
• 32:21
  the row, that one fifty has given me. So so like I remember,
• 32:28
  like I was, I was getting confident. For I was skateboarding in
• 32:30
  the back in my backyard, and I was just like, what do you
• 32:32
  mean skateboard? You were all in someone like I was trying. I didn't
• 32:36
  want to fall in public. So I was like, I'm just gonna like
• 32:38
  learn how to get like, learn how to move on the board. Are
• 32:40
  you doing that with your knee on the board and then pedaling? I used
• 32:44
  to do that with the pennyboards, so I was youngry with the payboards.
• 32:46
  So with this, I remember I was like going and I got confident.
• 32:51
  I got fucking confident, right, So I'm like, oh, hell,
• 32:53
  yeah, I know how to fucking go fast with this ship, bro.
• 32:57
  And you know those like palm trees the used to have a little nuts fool.
• 33:01
  So I was like, I know how they don't have passed so gay,
• 33:05
  I was thinking. I was like, perfect time, how they don't
• 33:07
  clean the road. I'm gonna just fucking go to the yeah straight off dog
• 33:13
  in my hair, Dog, because I already knew I had tried it in
• 33:16
  your I already had tried it. Food. I was like, I thought
• 33:20
  I have felt me going to the board. I was like, all right,
• 33:22
  cool, right man cool. I was like I even tried those that
• 33:25
  like you know, the little yeah nose manuo I had even I was like,
• 33:30
  oh man, this is not that hard for this is that confidence building.
• 33:34
  So I fucking I was like, I'm just gonna go from like the
• 33:36
  neighbor's house seven houses up. And then I was like, because the same
• 33:39
  how the needle did those houses. So I was like, yeah, I'm
• 33:42
  just gonna just hit this shit and just fucking oh bro, And I just
• 33:46
  remember dog, I had gotten another board and I was like straight up,
• 33:49
  like you said, bart, and I was like, oh, hell yeah,
• 33:51
  look at me food, And one of these little palm palm tree nuts
• 33:55
  food fucking stuck in one of the little lines of the curved dog. I
• 34:00
  fucking like I'm talking about like you know how a straw with something like a
• 34:06
  spoon or some food and you like with a food fight in cartoon. I
• 34:08
  spring so hard like, and I remember like I had a helmet on,
• 34:15
  and I was like, I had a helmet. My parents wouldn't let me.
• 34:19
  That explains why they were scared. They knew I was stupid, dog
• 34:23
  like, so I fucking blue dog and I was like, I just remember
• 34:30
  like I just put my arms out dog like because I was like, oh
• 34:32
  shit, I was trying to curve my face and then I ended up landing
• 34:36
  on the Patrick grass thankfully dog. And I just I fucking rolled and I
• 34:40
  just remember like I had my fucking ribcage bruise, but I rolled and then
• 34:44
  I just fell on the curve to a parking spot because I just like rolled
• 34:46
  like three four times, and I was just like, oh, I don't
• 34:49
  want to skateboard no more, hard like, like this is dangerous. I
• 34:53
  had a brown mark from the nuts the peanut ship right there, the food
• 34:58
  I remember looking at down up stairs when the peanut thing hit and I just
• 35:01
  remember going, oh why, I don't get why you fly like that?
• 35:07
  Like every time I hit a rock, you fly like like you said,
• 35:09
  like like it's not like, oh shit, I think it's not. It's
• 35:13
  the break in fact from like you know, your ro skate when I was
• 35:19
  like when you had the little fucking the brakes in the back or in the
• 35:22
  front. It's the same effect. You just hit those and if you hit
• 35:23
  them too hard, you'll fly. It's called momentum. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:28
  I said what I was what maybe thirty I was. I was getting to
• 35:31
  the post office and I was, oh, that's fun. So I started
• 35:35
  getting back and that was on the cross rock but the red light. Yeah,
• 35:39
  and in the middle there was a big ass crack like this, so
• 35:42
  my tires, my both front tire went stuck in it. Fo I flew.
• 35:45
  I don't even know what I was so stone. I just woke up,
• 35:46
  like, but what the fuck just happened? I was all bleeding right
• 35:50
  here and all this shows like, oh fuck, I shot on this fucking
• 35:52
  thing. If I don't even skate too like the post office, nothing the
• 35:54
  more like, bro, I'm gonna get hurt just skating to the post office
• 35:58
  that. Yeah, I mean see that's you get older. You know,
• 36:02
  we're not even that old, bro. But it's like but it's it's it
• 36:06
  becomes scarier, not because like look for I look at the tattoos that I
• 36:09
  got when I was younger. At eighteen, I was like, I would
• 36:12
  be at the tattoo place next week because they held up quick. Well I
• 36:15
  got a tattoo right now. I'll see you in two months. Holder.
• 36:17
  I was like, this is gonna take a while to you, Like it's
• 36:21
  it's like your skin takes a while. It's like, you know, everything,
• 36:23
  all the food is fucked up. Dog. But the second time,
• 36:27
  that's when you that's when you sound old. Yeah, and that's annoying.
• 36:30
  It's like, bro, why am I talking like this? Like I never
• 36:32
  thought like I used to, like tattoo, I'm gonna get one another one
• 36:35
  tomorrow over here and then just like and you're drunk, still going to work
• 36:38
  somehow and it doesn't bother you. But yeah, bro, like I'll come
• 36:43
  in, I'll be like, but the second time that shit happened to me,
• 36:50
  dog, where like you remember those um those little fucking hoverboards everybody had
• 36:57
  them. Food. I remember I fucking had two at one point. Dog.
• 37:00
  Everybody had him here, we're like cooking like a whole little gang.
• 37:02
  Dog would go off the block with no cover boards. I think you were
• 37:06
  the ship. Oh we could go over those little poking hill just go a
• 37:08
  dog. And I remember I had taken this ship too to the cow Palace
• 37:13
  and um San Francisco cannabis cup and everybody had him for a while. So
• 37:19
  we were all just cruising with his little boards like rolling on like mcneto,
• 37:22
  right, two rettle things and no things you stand up. I never got
• 37:25
  on on bron tied. I got scared, like no, I seen people
• 37:30
  eat shit. Bro you skateboard like that that that I was a pro with
• 37:34
  that thing dog, those things though, I would buy one to this day.
• 37:37
  For this day, I would buy one of those things like that ass
• 37:42
  going down the third. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
• 37:45
  know when they went to stop because I would I wouldn't know when I would
• 37:47
  be going fast and I knew I was gonna eat shit. I would just
• 37:49
  jump off and then I would just lift the board goal. So when I
• 37:52
  jumped off, I would just be like fuck it. So I remember I
• 37:54
  was staying in a hotel room like not too far as a Hilton from from
• 37:59
  the Cow Palace dog, and I was like, oh, I had my
• 38:02
  baggye for the good that was trick and treating at the fucking cow Palace.
• 38:07
  The cush cup. I was, you know that people are giving me free
• 38:08
  shade. I'm getting you know, I'm it's like my second third year in
• 38:13
  here and I getting enjoying the perks of the ship. People starting to get
• 38:15
  to know me to show me love that like hell yeah, what's so would
• 38:19
  be real? But so you love, you gotta smoke good too. So
• 38:22
  I got like, hello, fucking shit in San Francisco, bro, I
• 38:24
  was the happiest dog. Go back to the hotel room. Order some fucking
• 38:29
  surf and turf good and like fucking lobster and steak right like the little comma
• 38:35
  they have it, you know, you feel fancy and ship they having surf
• 38:37
  and turf. Yeah, that's what they call it. That's so like I
• 38:42
  heard I heard of it. I saw that in shrimp too. Could be
• 38:45
  that too. It's just it's it's like something from the ocean and like steak,
• 38:47
  you know, or like surf and turf. Yeah, yeah, and
• 38:52
  turf me. Yeah. So so I remember dog like I'm over here,
• 38:57
  like I was with somebody at the time, and I was feeling even man,
• 39:00
  I was like, I felt like the rock star fool. So I
• 39:01
  was like, hey, I'm gonna leave the platos outside and then I'm gonna
• 39:05
  go get some ice. And the ice machine was all the way down the
• 39:08
  hallway done, and I had a little skateboarding thing so you had in the
• 39:13
  hotel, yeah, every everybody had one at that point. And how you
• 39:15
  got to the hotel I'll meet now. I was doing that because I was
• 39:20
  rolling around the whole cup like just chilling because everybody had one, and we
• 39:23
  were making videos about you had the backpack for that ship in the backpack,
• 39:28
  I did have one of those, Yeah, but what is it? I
• 39:31
  did not have it at that time, but I was like so I had
• 39:35
  to carry it. But I remember like I had charged it and I was
• 39:37
  ready to go, and I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go take
• 39:40
  the the little little little hoverboard all the way to the ice machine and food,
• 39:45
  and I'm like, what could happen if I just leaned forward like a
• 39:49
  trophy, like like full speed, like because you know you had to lean
• 39:52
  forward to goal this shit carpet ready for the Olympics or like yeah, like
• 39:58
  it's carpet food. So I'm like, so like you're you're you stand up
• 40:00
  like straight and then you start leaning forward and then it's just going mind you,
• 40:05
  I'm sucking heavy food, so like you know what I mean, like
• 40:07
  the weight that it is going and I'm over here like with the bucket of
• 40:10
  fucking uh it doesn't have ice yet. I'm going to the machine and I'm
• 40:16
  going full speed and I even feel it, and I'm like I started to
• 40:21
  feel wobble for you because you go too fast, and there's there's I try
• 40:25
  to dodge a plato like you don't have people put their room service on the
• 40:30
  outside, and I try to fucking dodge, like hitting this like the edge
• 40:32
  of the tray with the ford and then when I do that, I look
• 40:36
  control dog. But I have never flown that far. I'm talking about I
• 40:43
  flew and capt rolling and rolling and I hit somebody's door, but I hit
• 40:46
  it with like the fucking this ship, like I gave it a good boat
• 40:50
  and you had a boom and they were just I was like like on the
• 40:52
  floor and they were just like, are you okay, man? And then
• 40:55
  I was just like I fell off that day, but I want to just
• 40:59
  say dope, No, You're the only thing I could say. I remember
• 41:04
  saying to him. I was like, I fell off the board, like
• 41:07
  just stupid, leave bro. I was like, I fell on board.
• 41:09
  You're also homer censorship. Bro, You're just doing great and ship. Yeah.
• 41:15
  Bro. I missed those Howard boards though, but that shit is I
• 41:17
  never got. I was always scared those you gotta lean forward, No,
• 41:22
  I was like, no, I'm good. Yeah, I remember those things
• 41:25
  were cool though you never got one ring your your stepkids don't have one,
• 41:30
  thank god they haven't. Well it's not popular no more. No, No,
• 41:34
  I'm not popular for shit. No morow no, like I think they
• 41:37
  gotta bring back like because people gotta be good at it, bro. But
• 41:39
  I never really got. I did wasn't walking around with it getting drunk or
• 41:44
  anything like that. I wasn't doing thatthing stupid like that. That's what happened
• 41:45
  when people when they when they suck up, like I would just literally be
• 41:49
  on it because I'm like, oh shit. I always had that in the
• 41:52
  back of my head. But when you're drunk, You're like I got this.
• 41:55
  Yeah, but when I drunk, you're not drunking the hotel then oh
• 41:58
  yeah, I was drinking, but I was already I was like, hey
• 42:00
  man, I'm not even gonna attempt. I was like, I got other
• 42:02
  things to worry about. Yeah, I was looking at my whole bag food
• 42:07
  I already I had. I was charging to him what happened to the bucket
• 42:10
  on the bucket or oh the bucket rolled and that's and then fucking like I
• 42:14
  remember I had to walk past the ice machine because they had rolled so far
• 42:17
  down. But I was just embarrassing food like you never had, like like
• 42:22
  like like, what's something that happened to you? This is embarrassing. On
• 42:27
  the skateboard again, hitting a rock. I was at King Taco Waist and
• 42:30
  trashed one of those, like I'm gonna go to King Taco Red Guard.
• 42:34
  I'm going by myself off. Then were you with people? No? By
• 42:37
  myself? So I got the King tooko was skating, fucking I was getting
• 42:42
  back this one, huh no, the one that mayewood. So I was
• 42:45
  at my brother's house. So I was getting back to my brother's house and
• 42:49
  then I'm holding over and nachos. So I hit a fucking rock broo hit
• 42:54
  spread the whole shot of my hands. The fucking or just splattered. The
• 43:00
  nachos opened up in the bag, you know, Yeah, I said,
• 43:02
  fuck that, I'm gonna take these natural chats dead or sut everywhere. But
• 43:07
  the natural back hat them dog fuck that Brokay, naturals hit the floor all
• 43:14
  none, It just opened inside the bag and the just okay, so they
• 43:16
  fell on in the plastic. Yeah, so it's like, you know,
• 43:21
  yeah, yeah, but the chat was gun. I was passed. I
• 43:23
  was already drunk and ico like you know when you're drunk and aggressive already,
• 43:27
  Like how bad was the scrape on your hands? Bad? But did anybody
• 43:30
  see because like that was was in the corner of like I don't see the
• 43:34
  streets. It was the main street and I had fallen there before. But
• 43:38
  on the on the inside of that plaza, there's a plot. But that
• 43:42
  plus has like Rocky and man, you know that rocky ass turf and I'm
• 43:45
  like, I'm not a skate through that because all you should and that's time
• 43:46
  I did skate to the fuck bro that should scrape more of bit like I'm
• 43:51
  trying. I can't skate spot to spots like it hurt. You know what's
• 43:54
  one did it happened to me? When I like, you remember that it's
• 43:58
  the scooter era, the Razors career yea, yeah, yeah, you remember
• 44:00
  how people thought that show was cool. Like I was one of those kids
• 44:04
  too, Yeah you're a Razor scooter. I wasn't busting tricks, but I
• 44:07
  was like, hell, yeah, this is easier to drop off there the
• 44:14
  annoying as the skate park in the way, get the fuck out that I
• 44:17
  wouldn't go into skatepark because I'm like, this isn't really like the place for
• 44:21
  a scooter there bro the scooter foods Like, I don't. I never looked
• 44:24
  at it that way. So I remember my mom used to clean pools.
• 44:27
  Dog but you're probace on the back yard. Say you want the skateboard in
• 44:30
  the back or you're still on the scooter practicing back They're like, no,
• 44:31
  I didn't have to practice. So like I knew how to automatically right the
• 44:36
  razor, it's not how you just kick kick push right, So tell them
• 44:39
  what kind of heart? Yeah? But so I remember food we went to
• 44:45
  almost cleaning these apartments, and they were like on the hills by like where
• 44:50
  Eagle Rockets at, like one of these little gated communities, and it's up
• 44:53
  on the hill right, and the apartments go up as you keep going up,
• 44:58
  just keep going and going up right. And I remember I was like,
• 45:00
  oh man, I'm just gonna go all the way to the top while
• 45:04
  she's cleaning, and I'm gonna fucking ride my scooter all the way down.
• 45:09
  Yeah. Food, And it was hot. For the pavement, it was
• 45:13
  like again the fool. Yeah, this is another fucking thing. Another peanut
• 45:17
  from a tree. Yeah, another peanut from a tree. Dog. So
• 45:22
  I no, no, wasn't. It wasn't a peanut. But I just
• 45:23
  remember like it was steep, so it was a little it was a big
• 45:27
  hill, and I just remember I was like I waited for no cars to
• 45:29
  be coming up right school because you see the gate open, and it took
• 45:32
  a while for the people that were in front coming to up to the apartments.
• 45:36
  So I was like, oh, fuck it. I'm I was scooter
• 45:37
  ring the whole time, and I was like, I'm just gonna go for
• 45:39
  it. So I fucking just going down the hill dog, and I was
• 45:43
  remember I was like I got it like halfway there. I was like,
• 45:46
  hell yeah, But then you pick up so much speed at as a goal
• 45:50
  and that's what happened, the little wabble and then the fucking the fucking the
• 45:53
  little handle fucking like twisted two times and it went to the side, and
• 45:58
  I just remember my whole fucking arm on hot pavement dog like I'm talking about
• 46:02
  the black fucking pavement like you have been freshly done. You can tell it
• 46:07
  was brand new, like like it had maybe like you know, a few
• 46:09
  months, so it was brand new. And I just remember the sun was
• 46:12
  hitting in and just sit just fucking just cut up with all this black shit.
• 46:15
  It's all red with black shit all over it. Yeah, that's skating
• 46:21
  out. Why it suck? It? Just always the shit like that,
• 46:22
  But like on the regular, like yeah, bombing hills to like we'd be
• 46:25
  bombing the hill right here on the Hill Street. You don't don't in downtown
• 46:29
  by you guys, thank building, we bombed that. When I'm the whole
• 46:31
  time, I'm bombing it because you can't put your foot down when you're bombing
• 46:35
  the hill. If you put your foot down and don't count. So I'm
• 46:37
  bombing I'm like, oh, I'm just thinking in my head, like how
• 46:38
  am I gonna fly? Like once I hear, I'm gonna just put my
• 46:42
  hands up. You don't just he shop? Is that what you draw the
• 46:45
  line with? Extreme shit? Yeah? I don't do like you don't like
• 46:49
  are you not the type of food that like like like let's just say like
• 46:52
  somebody's like like, let's say you're hanging out with a bitch, She's like
• 46:54
  this, go skydiving Scar of Heights. Yeah, me too. I don't
• 46:58
  like that shit. Like I I always say, like your your last attempt
• 47:01
  to do things. You got a skydive to just kill that fear. And
• 47:04
  I'm like, you would do that? Oh yeah, have you done it?
• 47:07
  Or you would done it once? I'll do it again? If raised
• 47:13
  down with you, you guys have the documentary for a PREFU exclusive, and
• 47:16
  I think that should that should that ship should because Sammy, Sammy would be
• 47:21
  like a b he's appropriate beer. Yeah, yeah, like he wouldn't he
• 47:24
  would bring it along. That should look like commercial? Have you? I
• 47:29
  mean, look, bro, I'm all for that. Bro, Like that's
• 47:30
  cool. If you guys, if you guys are down with that ship,
• 47:32
  you saw the red Bull one, the one where there in the in the
• 47:36
  balloon and the foot with the bike the top of the world was crazy.
• 47:39
  Bro, that should look I was having anxiety looking at that. Like,
• 47:43
  Bro, he's biking what's it called the air balloon the hot air balloon and
• 47:46
  they put a half pipe in it or whatever that shit was. But what
• 47:50
  the fuck? Red Bull always goes all out though that, Yeah, Red
• 47:52
  Bull, Like I wonder, like, man, that's that's what are they
• 47:55
  putting in that ship that funds these food going to the moon? I have
• 48:00
  a lot of money, That's what I'm saying. But like it's just all
• 48:02
  of the energy drinks. Yeah, well you know you know that. You
• 48:06
  know how Nigel Houston know he wears a monster right, he wears Monster hats.
• 48:09
  So every time you're in the skate competition like the X Games or any
• 48:13
  other ones, you land a trick, I think it's an extra five thousand
• 48:15
  dollars if you land the trick. For each trick you landed, it's five
• 48:17
  thousand if you wearing the hat. What it's aside from that, that's just
• 48:22
  your sponsorship money. He's more than half of the company's revenues come from the
• 48:27
  sales of energy drinks. The companies sold more than seven billion cans in twenty
• 48:32
  nineteen, earning about six billion. Who wants to make a high hungry energy
• 48:37
  drinks? The sales of the energy drinks get sponsored by them, Like,
• 48:42
  yeah, I'll do a podcast with your hat on. You get here's five
• 48:44
  thousand for doing the funny joke. I would, I would, I would
• 48:46
  love it. I'd be like hey man and be like, look, man,
• 48:49
  you make a you make the bull smoking a little bit of weed might
• 48:52
  get be real to where that had ache. And I look at the look
• 48:54
  at the skate competition. You will see the skater foods wearing Monster has the
• 48:59
  red bull hats. That's not in fashion. You don't like to dressing fashion
• 49:01
  and they're wearing red bull hats and Monster why because they're gonna pay them extra
• 49:05
  money for the tricks. I would take that deal, though, yeah,
• 49:07
  hell yeah, yeah, what what company would you take that? What do
• 49:12
  you mean? What company would you would you like to have? That?
• 49:15
  Kind of like red bulls. But let's just say every comp every company,
• 49:19
  like every company, and the company could choose any company, but it will
• 49:22
  hit like red Bull pizza hut. Yeah, that's time. I could get
• 49:29
  free pizzas, but it hasn't been the good pizza. Don't give me the
• 49:30
  ones in the ghetto they make it all but no shit like the one on
• 49:35
  Temple Street. They one an Echo Park makes a bomb as fuck, but
• 49:39
  amine paying you answering me free pizzas like I would. I would do it
• 49:43
  with like a beer company foo, I would, which I would want to
• 49:47
  do it with, like course and nah, I can't as much as I
• 49:51
  would like their pockets as much as I would like their pockets like not really,
• 49:57
  I see nah not even wouldn't even be a Mexican beer. It would
• 50:00
  probably be like an PA I would probably like to do with Elsa Brewery if
• 50:05
  they had that Hell yeah, yeah, like I would do it. Elsa
• 50:07
  go with that stone cold beer and then I would I would be like stone
• 50:10
  cold this for you and then get these two beers while I'm a stay of
• 50:16
  course, sat me mister fucking drink pepsi at four am. Dog yeah big
• 50:22
  Now this food is big sponsor this food, like I learned that day,
• 50:25
  Well how much he like sold fuck you bro? The reason why I had
• 50:30
  a drink soda six in the morning cause he I don't like so don't drinking.
• 50:37
  I literally day so look for So we were cooked out in Vegas like
• 50:39
  one of these times we went out and like we were like we had just
• 50:44
  done a bunch of like this. I don't know. We had been a
• 50:45
  long day. It was a weed event. We have been partying. And
• 50:49
  and then me and this fool were splitting the room dog, so like,
• 50:52
  what is it like we're knocked out? You know, I'm like knocked out
• 50:57
  on my side and ship and then I just remember hearing somebody get up right
• 51:01
  and before this, you know, when you wake up like super coked out,
• 51:05
  dry mouth, any water, any water when there was no water because
• 51:08
  it's hard to get water in Vegas for some reason. Dogs like eights the
• 51:15
  night before I fucking I was like, I don't care anymore. We sold
• 51:16
  out of all the vaypins or whatever this. I was like, I don't
• 51:20
  care. So I chucked him up out and I was in my coked out
• 51:22
  mine. I was like, what if I feel it up with sink water,
• 51:24
  They're not gonna know. And then and and and and sure enough,
• 51:28
  like my high ask, I put him back. But the bubbles were in
• 51:30
  the water, of course, and all this stupid shit, yeah, no,
• 51:34
  no cap on. So of course I knew I had already been charged.
• 51:37
  And Sammy wakes up after being on a bender too, and like he's
• 51:42
  he's thirsty, but like because he had gone hard food and he just wakes
• 51:45
  up super thirsty. He's like, man, I need water, Like he's
• 51:49
  looking for the water and he's like, what the funk this is sink water,
• 51:52
  so like and then he's like, well fuck it, and I just
• 51:54
  hear the fucking PAPSI dog hold that soda in this point what that point?
• 52:01
  Just like and like he was chugging it. So so back to the point
• 52:06
  where like you know when you like sigh after a drink, you're like,
• 52:10
  I guess I was just like damn food, like you like so that much
• 52:13
  at four am. Gone, Like but I was fucking dying be hydrated as
• 52:17
  hell. Yeah, there's no water, drink whatever's in that room done,
• 52:21
  but sink water. I drink out of the man, get up before.
• 52:24
  I'm ghetto water is different though, No, it's worse. I'm ghetto water.
• 52:29
  Yeah it's true. I'm get up water for the for humans at all.
• 52:32
  Do you know how much Red Bull makes to make a can? A
• 52:37
  rebel that's how much it costs him or how costs like forty two cents,
• 52:43
  twenty cents per can? Half of that damn and they're two fifty. Yeah,
• 52:47
  that's a fucking one hundred and fifty dollars markup, dude, I mean
• 52:51
  one hundred and fifty every start, every store has Red Bull. So that's
• 52:54
  only an other that we're looking at their own my coke. Oh yeah,
• 52:57
  yeah, yeah, So you got the best distributors, the best. That's
• 53:00
  the best of the best. Yea, that is true. I don't know.
• 53:06
  I just I just would like to have a company where I'm like,
• 53:07
  ah, you know what, I'm like, this is gonna go down the
• 53:09
  legendary. I just seem up with red Bull. Fuck it, we're a
• 53:14
  red Bull having the podcast. Oh you know what, No, I I
• 53:17
  changed it. I change it out, you know who I We're do it
• 53:20
  with dog Tesla. They can they can send you or you're gonna just get
• 53:27
  paychecks. Would you go to the movie Nah, you wouldn't. Space bitches.
• 53:31
  There's little bitches up there? What do they all the holds are here
• 53:36
  in La. I'm saying the dogs sounds like X trying to find bitches.
• 53:42
  They sound like X go into all the wrong spots, look for bitches,
• 53:45
  you know, find no bitch of there. Oh yeah yeah, but like
• 53:52
  whatever he did it come back? He get mad. He just didn't come
• 53:57
  back to the podcast. Damn he's on. He got suspended because what well,
• 54:06
  what is it? I told him. I was like, hey,
• 54:07
  man, what your momy what your molly brain is done? Fucking uh curing
• 54:12
  itself and then being stupid. You can return on Saturday. But today he
• 54:15
  actually had a legitimate excuse, but he couldn't find another co host, and
• 54:20
  then you know he you know, he no, that's nothing that's need to
• 54:22
  hear there. But he's doing the stupid um uh commentating at uh what what's
• 54:30
  it called? The Roast Battle Extreme rost Battle. It's not stupid I'm saying
• 54:32
  he's doing. I said he's doing the stupid commentating because it's him, all
• 54:37
  right. I didn't say after Roast Battle with Drunken stone Er this podcast,
• 54:43
  and they're like fucking fight like fools. So these fools roast each other,
• 54:45
  they do comedy set and then they fight like box or fight like they put
• 54:50
  the gloves on in fight where uh in a sash. So the people are
• 54:53
  setting towns. I'm hosting a sash by the way. Yeah. Well,
• 55:00
  but like I'm like, the foods that are doing comedy are like foods that
• 55:04
  like you could tell that. I'm like, hey, for you fools,
• 55:07
  are any brobbo fans and go to planets and fitness? You know? Hey,
• 55:08
  you don't watch that killed Tony show? Yeah, I've seen him a
• 55:12
  couple of times. That's just funny. Bro. I just got on it,
• 55:14
  like maybe a month ago or three weeks ago. I just got on
• 55:17
  it. Damn. That's just funny as fuck. Like it's hard to be
• 55:21
  a stand up colg thing about being a stand up comic. I'm like that
• 55:24
  should you know? You know, we had Ken Florid someone is that you
• 55:28
  know that food from Chicago, The fat fool. He's like he looks really
• 55:30
  fat, and it's like like he's like he's like he's a pretty big fool.
• 55:35
  He didn't you know, it's it's a part of his act and he's
• 55:37
  from Chicago. But this fool, he's a fun I think like he he
• 55:42
  has the potential to be like like to really make it far if he you
• 55:45
  know, if he like uh stops indulging in that that that that that crazy
• 55:51
  Chris Farty lifestyle because it's hard brow like when I was doing when I was
• 55:54
  doing comedy, like when I wanted that shit to be my main thing,
• 55:58
  bro, But then I started realizing. I was like, dam bro.
• 56:00
  I was like, you're draining a lot of money and you're just having a
• 56:01
  lot of fun. And that's cool. But it's a cool thing to do
• 56:05
  as as a side thing that you love. But I can't not focusing on
• 56:08
  things that pay, you know, like my website and you know, but
• 56:13
  did this ship and all stuff. But I just remember, like being consistent
• 56:15
  with comedy. It's hard, bro, because the drugs are there, bro,
• 56:20
  and it's like you feel so good that endor the what do you call
• 56:22
  it endorphins? Yeah, the the endorphins that come from like just you killing
• 56:28
  it. It's like it's like from any other kind of job if you love
• 56:31
  it, bro, It's like if you're like a passionate important star. Every
• 56:34
  time you finish and said, you're like, yeah, oh yeah, you
• 56:36
  fucking get a hell of high. If you kill a said it's a comedian,
• 56:38
  You're like, fuck yeah, this shit feels good. Like so it's
• 56:42
  like it's that high, bro. And then I remember, I would just
• 56:45
  I would just be doing drugs every night. So you can't be doing drugs.
• 56:47
  Like if you go skate every day and you go to the skate parks,
• 56:51
  there's weed, there's beer, there's drugs, but you're not supposed to
• 56:54
  go and kick it on that section. You've got to go skate, you
• 56:57
  know. Of course, being a stand up comedy you're just hanging around pretty
• 57:00
  much, right, well, open sets pretty much or yeah, you're just
• 57:04
  you're living in fifteen minutes at a time. If you're lucky or hang out
• 57:07
  life. You just hang out of the comedy club for three hours and wish
• 57:09
  and hope that somebody gives you a set. Yeah, yeah, you gotta
• 57:12
  set somebody that hears you, and then you blow up. But you have
• 57:14
  to do that every day, and then you probably have anxiety. You have
• 57:16
  to drink and smoke, do coke. Somebody said it's dopamine foods. Yeah,
• 57:21
  the dopamine that comes. What's that? That's the ship that you get
• 57:24
  when you take like those few good drugs like um MDMA or like molly or
• 57:31
  like when you file just being happy, isn't it. Yeah, But like
• 57:35
  that's the ship that happens. Your brain releases dopamine and then you're like,
• 57:38
  like your brain is the regulator for how much you're supposed to release, so
• 57:44
  that shit. So like that's the reason stain drugs. When you're out of
• 57:47
  it, people become depressed and they become assholes or they become irritated because they
• 57:52
  they drain that shit out. So people who like, for example, if
• 57:55
  you're if you know somebody that went to etc. Hit them up. Hit
• 57:59
  them up now, hit them up right now and see how they're doing if
• 58:01
  you know they did drugs, and see if they're not a little bit more
• 58:04
  of an asshole or a fucking more depressed piece of shit? What is it?
• 58:08
  What is it? Or or or just like more or a more in
• 58:15
  a more a moody individual. Trust me, hit them up this week.
• 58:19
  See what they're going through. Because like that dopamine got ran out, bro,
• 58:23
  So like your brain has to recuperate it. And when you keep trying
• 58:27
  to push that butted release some more release, the more it's not gonna happen
• 58:30
  like that, bro, Like you gotta like preserve that shit. That's the
• 58:32
  reason, like they tell you, like try to get dopamine naturally because if
• 58:36
  you if you hit it, if you m like I guess, make those
• 58:40
  uh those levels not fall out of balance, like it's it's bad for your
• 58:45
  brain. Bro. That's when I when I go skate, I have a
• 58:50
  good skate at this age, then I should feel like I'm high after no
• 58:52
  line I'm after I'm like, damn, that should felt so good just thinking
• 58:55
  about the whole skate, the whole two hours. You know, why is
• 58:59
  the camera just Sammy? Oh right now here? What the fuck? What?
• 59:02
  I was like, what is the camera something? Yeah? I was
• 59:07
  like, and then yeah, in anyways, people were fucking wondering. People
• 59:12
  were wondering as well too, if he if he even filmed the DC fucking
• 59:15
  um, that's aw a little video he made. Yeah, but that's the
• 59:19
  one Instagram makes for you. It's always like a third party app. He's
• 59:22
  always trying a third party person. He's like, hey, he's a He's
• 59:24
  like, make sure we hook up and make sure we hook up the subscribers
• 59:29
  with not any of my gear, but to hear from my other podcasts like
• 59:32
  Brothers still not you, they want you, but that's what day we get
• 59:35
  laid out. Oh damn, I'm not saying I'm not going that far.
• 59:40
  Hey, the cameras on the cameras on sucking. I'm Sammy. I'm like,
• 59:45
  what the fund I need to say? Shit? I didn't Yeah,
• 59:50
  yeah yeah, just go out this way. Yeah yeah, imagine now if
• 59:55
  we're gonna have to hold it for two hours, now you go out this
• 1:00:00
  way. But I think it's a little gap right here. Was like,
• 1:00:02
  you, right, here's this little gap the ghost or if I go out
• 1:00:07
  that way then straight blocking the camera? Okay, there we go. Hey,
• 1:00:15
  but but yeah, dog, what was that going in on? Oh?
• 1:00:23
  Yeah? He said, damn. Look he's like for a person who
• 1:00:25
  do you want to be no part of it? He's like, yeah,
• 1:00:28
  eggs, I mean it's how real are the expectations don't when you go to
• 1:00:32
  etc. Though, Like, look, I really don't like when you're young.
• 1:00:38
  Let me speak on this. Like when you're young and you're like a
• 1:00:42
  single male, you think that you go to these places with expectations because you
• 1:00:45
  watch fucking movies and shit. You think that like it's gonna happen like American
• 1:00:51
  Pie and some bitches is gonna run in your life and you're just gonna fucking
• 1:00:54
  fuck and it's gonna be happily ever after or just like it's over for reallyst
• 1:00:59
  our false expectations. And there's a lot of people that fucking like get around
• 1:01:02
  living like you know that they'll be like, oh, well, the goal
• 1:01:06
  is to go to EDC like or for example, but a place like EDC
• 1:01:09
  and then we're gonna try to hit up as much bridges will be care to
• 1:01:12
  try to get lucky. And I'm like, how realistic are those odds?
• 1:01:15
  Bro, Like, nobody's going to DC to try to I'm not gonna say
• 1:01:17
  nobody, but there's probably a small percentage of people, it's compared to what
• 1:01:22
  you really think is out there to hook up. What do you think?
• 1:01:25
  So, oh, that's facts Like I don't know, I always took a
• 1:01:30
  girl like I wasn't like, you know, being a one to like you
• 1:01:34
  know, like, oh I'm gonna fucking hunt for a girl. Always just
• 1:01:36
  had one with me. But it's like, because that's a lot of that's
• 1:01:38
  a lot of work where you're gonna live in if then you know, I'm
• 1:01:40
  like fucking you know, like, yeah, there's probably like once or like
• 1:01:45
  you know, a few times that look for me and like a couple of
• 1:01:47
  those girls smash, you know, but like half the time are fucking exhausted
• 1:01:51
  for fucking you know, going to the fucking festival. Yeah, it's it's
• 1:01:53
  really not the most ideal place to try to like pick up and like what
• 1:01:59
  like the worst places to pick up concerts And at the same time, one
• 1:02:04
  of those girls there, you know, it's like good luck fucking you know,
• 1:02:07
  like not catching anything white. There's a lot of STDs going on at
• 1:02:10
  DC. Oh No, I wouldn't say that, you know. It's just
• 1:02:15
  like, you know, it's like if she's out going like that, just
• 1:02:17
  to give your shit up to a random ask guys like what the like?
• 1:02:21
  You know, Yeah, I don't think. I didn't think you thought about
• 1:02:22
  these type of things. I mean, but you know, shout out to
• 1:02:24
  you. I don't know. All I'm saying is, you know, I
• 1:02:31
  don't know I have I have never been to an EDC. I don't know.
• 1:02:34
  It's not on my list. I don't feel like I missed out.
• 1:02:37
  I feel the same way about EDC the same way I feel about Coachella,
• 1:02:40
  where I'm just like do I do I know about it? Yes? Do
• 1:02:45
  I want to know more about it? No? You know what I'm saying
• 1:02:47
  it's not too Yeah you think, oh yeah, I was out all right.
• 1:02:52
  So I want to ask you this, how real are the expectations?
• 1:02:54
  Like when you think that this like foods when they go to a DC or
• 1:02:59
  something like that, Like when foods things, they're gonna go over there to
• 1:03:01
  get bitches. Like it's not a good place to go get bitches. Oh
• 1:03:05
  I heard, it's a good place to go be a bitches. Really Like
• 1:03:07
  I would think it's like it's full of business for one, Like it's not
• 1:03:12
  a confence, not like it's a bunch of dudes going to e DC.
• 1:03:15
  Yeah, but like or going to a function. Bro. But you think
• 1:03:16
  like these girls are out there like I'm a hunted, like I'm gonna give
• 1:03:19
  it up to this food. Yeah, I think, because well the whole
• 1:03:23
  life fuck, they'd be going out there. So I'm like, damn it,
• 1:03:25
  they're fucking me. They're probably sucking on the dude there. You know,
• 1:03:28
  you swear like they're horning bitches. You know what they're on. Okay,
• 1:03:32
  this is them sober with me. Yeah, and they're horning and I
• 1:03:35
  don't want they're writer with drugs and all that shit, and then they're just
• 1:03:37
  having a good half time. The music they love the food like the same
• 1:03:40
  music as them. I don't like that ship. Yeah, so they must
• 1:03:43
  be like, oh my god, brave love. Yeah, they have some
• 1:03:45
  kind of false expectation yea. Yeah, but you go to a bar half
• 1:03:49
  false expectations too, Like I always thought a bar is like the worst place
• 1:03:52
  to try to meet somebody you're gonna try to take us. Yeah. I
• 1:03:55
  never suck out of bars, to be honest, going to a bar,
• 1:03:58
  I never really fuck Like, maybe I count how many times I got laid
• 1:04:02
  from a bar, like meet the bitch at the bar, and then fuck
• 1:04:05
  countable out. But I've been to so many bar for like a two thousand
• 1:04:11
  times got laid like five. Yeah, it makes no sense. He said,
• 1:04:15
  Oh you said that. That ratio is pretty fucked up. If I
• 1:04:18
  take the bitch of the barm getting laid, if I if I'm meet me
• 1:04:20
  meeting bitches at the bar and getting to take them in the home like five
• 1:04:25
  ten. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I feel those odds
• 1:04:29
  or not not. Yeah, I feel like food's gotta really realize. It's
• 1:04:32
  like, hey, bro, you gotta you're all battle right there. You
• 1:04:35
  gotta start taking sad to the beach. Bro. Yeah yeah, Bro,
• 1:04:39
  Like it's you gotta have something that worked up already. Bro, you got
• 1:04:44
  you you you gotta have a game plan before. Yeah, that's all I'm
• 1:04:46
  saying. And Ray, with that being said, let's cut off the Twitch.
• 1:04:50
  Everybody on Twitch, make your way to Patreon. We're still gonna keep
• 1:04:55
  going live. We're still going on live heavy, but just everybody follow that
• 1:04:59
  link, come Patreon, joined us on there and get access to that plus
• 1:05:01
  anymore. Like that video of XG getting kicked out of Matt Robertson's by his
• 1:05:05
  wife in his room, Yeah, that was what happened. Yeah, so
• 1:05:10
  this is there's a video of him getting kicked out of the hotel room in
• 1:05:15
  Las Vegas. X X out. It wasn't his hotel room. No.
• 1:05:19
  The homie's wife was like, you gotta get the funk out of here because
• 1:05:23
  he was just probably saying some stupid shit like he normally does, but he
• 1:05:26
  was saying the same room with them with a two like he like the homie
• 1:05:30
  invited them to the room, right, and the girl was like, what
• 1:05:32
  the fuck is going on here? And like who the fuck is this?
• 1:05:34
  Nobody one? Yeah, and then she like kicked them both out and was
• 1:05:40
  like, you guys gotta get the fuck out. The both guys got kicked
• 1:05:43
  out or just exging his homie XG and the home girl Chili. Who's chick
• 1:05:48
  when that draws? Yeah? Hey, okay, question about Chili? All
• 1:05:51
  right? Why the stowis dromming a fucking than got sandals on? Bro?
• 1:05:56
  I've never owned the sands? Why the I never I'm like, why don't
• 1:06:00
  you draw me with a stand like a fucking surfer? I think it's to
• 1:06:03
  fit a Goofy movie character. Fuck those give me something. Goofy has Jordan's
• 1:06:10
  yeah, but has Jordan yeah, because I'm like, damn, I never
• 1:06:14
  like, did she see an old picture of me with open so chuncoletos or
• 1:06:16
  what I never had? Than gays? And she always drop me with chunk
• 1:06:20
  like, Bro, I don't wear those ships. Yeah? Like the shirts
• 1:06:23
  cool? I love the shirt, but the tan sandals no, from like
• 1:06:28
  the interviews from food from Venice Beach or something like Thong scandoles are pretty uncomfortable,
• 1:06:31
  though you have some no I wor before when somebody gave it to me,
• 1:06:39
  like like a Christmas a while ago, and I was like, I
• 1:06:41
  don't know about these quick silver sandals. It's the worm with locks on.
• 1:06:45
  I tried. I tried, and then he just had like a little dance,
• 1:06:47
  bro, Like yeah, they just look wrong and anyway, if you
• 1:06:51
  wear them, it just looks wrong all the time, Like like damn,
• 1:06:54
  why don't she drawn me like that? Bro? I never have warned that
• 1:06:56
  ship. Yeah, helped me out, put me some shoes on, give
• 1:07:00
  me some choose. She'll make you feel characters. I'll have her all my
• 1:07:03
  toes all out there, the toe fantasies for the food, but it's not
• 1:07:08
  her toes. If we have you have you have you run across like any
• 1:07:13
  like is that a real thing? Like? All right, so we know
• 1:07:15
  that I feel when I think toe toe obsessed foods or feet obsessed foods go,
• 1:07:19
  I think like it's foods that like, like it's mostly a man thing.
• 1:07:24
  Have you ever like I feel like you had your fair share of women?
• 1:07:27
  Like like I feel that you U what is it like? Have you
• 1:07:30
  ever been across to a girl or she's like, let me suck your toes
• 1:07:33
  or had any girl that's like trying to mess with your feet? It's a
• 1:07:36
  girl might sucking toes the bitch is never offer that they try to suck my
• 1:07:41
  nipp I don't like that. I should feel weird. That probably does feel
• 1:07:44
  I don't like that. Ship was like, oh, let me suck it,
• 1:07:45
  and I was like, how does that come across? Don't let me
• 1:07:47
  suck your come on the around they're just biting and then like just try licking
• 1:07:53
  you. Yeah, looking and the nipple just feel uncomfortable, like it tickles
• 1:07:57
  kind of. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to feel a goofy right
• 1:08:01
  now, bitch. Yeah, trying to feel dominant, bitch and you're all
• 1:08:06
  goofy. But most fantasy the girls have with me, it's like I love
• 1:08:11
  big noses. Why shut up? No, I swear to god, I
• 1:08:15
  don't swear you know, s fucker No, I have no fuck like one
• 1:08:19
  bitch or two nose fuck like I'm eating. I just thought the whole nose
• 1:08:24
  in that shit like it goes in. Bro, come on, then you
• 1:08:26
  gotta rid you put it when it hit this part. Yeah, I've done
• 1:08:30
  it. You ask him on kids to click once I'm in there. Once
• 1:08:35
  I'm in there, I'm in there. Players. But yeah, the girls
• 1:08:39
  have mostly you're going into the pussy like that you're checking. You could just
• 1:08:42
  ask him, ussy dog, why beat in the ass off? I'm already
• 1:08:44
  in like that. I'm licking ass. I'm liking pussy from crack to crack
• 1:08:46
  player. Damn. We're eating everything all the way. I'm putting the nose
• 1:08:50
  in there. I'm smelling everything. So I know foods that work with stripper's
• 1:08:54
  dog and uh, like they're they're working a strip club and they're like,
• 1:08:57
  you know, they be boning these bitches here and there, and they'd be
• 1:09:00
  like like if they if they're gonna fuck with some of these bitchiness and you
• 1:09:03
  know, they're like, oh, they're gonna get down like that, they'd
• 1:09:05
  be like, you gotta hit the shower, bitch, Like, I don't
• 1:09:08
  care. That's how you work a whole ship. Do you tell? Do
• 1:09:10
  you tell the girls? Be like hey, babes, like, I don't
• 1:09:12
  know where you've been at. To be honest, that ners to a bit
• 1:09:14
  of shower. But now that I think about it, summer's coming. If
• 1:09:17
  a bitch doesn't have baby wipes in her house, don't be eating out that
• 1:09:20
  coolo. Yeah, bro, you're gonna smell sweat, really shit, bro,
• 1:09:25
  They're gonna smell like armpit. She's been walking around with the thought for
• 1:09:29
  sure, been spinning that crack out and then you're right there eating and it's
• 1:09:32
  like, bro, I should taste like sucking an armpit when I hit it
• 1:09:34
  set before and she's like that fucking I always shower after like every scene and
• 1:09:40
  ship, bro, so I don't know that ship was kind of dirty.
• 1:09:45
  Well, bitch just be sucking dick without you even showering. The bitch would
• 1:09:46
  just put on your pen and me suck. You're dicking, like damn,
• 1:09:48
  it was all over the place today, like you ran with her a job.
• 1:09:55
  They don't your fun. They're still sucking that ship. They don't.
• 1:10:00
  I don't think girls care. They're just sucking. They'reverybody sucking. They don't
• 1:10:01
  give a fuck. I don't know. I think some girls do care,
• 1:10:04
  bro, Like have you ever have you ever? Have you ever fucked somebody
• 1:10:08
  or like you know, like with a chicken, then you've had a draw
• 1:10:12
  the line where you're like, damn, this is th only one time,
• 1:10:15
  but I still hit no. But because you know, if you're going in
• 1:10:21
  and now let's get a smell, bro, there's a bitch smell like Gulo,
• 1:10:24
  like straight up fucking shit like damn puts the smell like armpit while I
• 1:10:28
  was hitting a doggy style and then it's just the whiff was coming up so
• 1:10:30
  bad like it I was like fucking hit hit, hit, hit, hit,
• 1:10:34
  just n and I nutted like in two minutes. It was at the
• 1:10:38
  old spot when I live with him in in a warehouse, that's all He's
• 1:10:44
  seen a bunch of bitches going that he's living a warehouse in this mood.
• 1:10:46
  Yeah, like like a warehouse like this, Like yeah, like a warehouse
• 1:10:49
  like this pretty much. It was fifteen hundred square feet and the half of
• 1:10:53
  it was a living every like it had like a living room of one room,
• 1:10:57
  but it was all fucking said man flooring. It was hard like get
• 1:11:00
  them yeah right there. That's just thank bro, thank But I know that.
• 1:11:04
  And I told her. She's like I'm gonna sleep over because she brought
• 1:11:08
  extra clothes, Like now you gotta get the fuck out of here. You
• 1:11:09
  smell. Yeah, but it's not like cool ole dog like she brought extra
• 1:11:13
  clothes. Is that a deal breaker? Food? Like it's a single man
• 1:11:15
  dog like you know, like like you like you being a single man,
• 1:11:18
  Like when you see some girl get too comfortable, too quick, because I
• 1:11:20
  don't mind because I go a bunch of rounds. So she's sleeping over,
• 1:11:24
  we're fucking at nine pm. You look at it, You're like, I
• 1:11:28
  got to jack off in the morning. Cool, let's stay over And I'm
• 1:11:31
  not gonna jack off at two a m. And I'm not gonna jack off
• 1:11:33
  at seven am. Shit, But is that is there a certain requirement where
• 1:11:38
  you're like, like, yeah, I don't let everybody sleep over. That's
• 1:11:41
  what I'm saying, Like, I gotta I gotta kind of like you,
• 1:11:43
  but I don't like anybody, but I kind of gotta I could trust you
• 1:11:45
  in my house. My wallet could be there, and you're not a jack
• 1:11:47
  shit, you know, I can't. Have you ever had a grimy bitch
• 1:11:50
  come over like that. I'm kind of picky, to be honest. I
• 1:11:54
  don't nobody like if we're just fucking like it's just a whole I don't know.
• 1:11:57
  I hide all my shit and I just fucking you know, I pay
• 1:12:01
  attention. I'm not all fucking a zombie mode. I'm fucking then get out.
• 1:12:05
  She wants to get out to anyway. So because I don't think I
• 1:12:08
  don't think that like foods are that conscious when they think about taking some girl
• 1:12:14
  home. And I'm saying, like from experience, like you know when you're
• 1:12:17
  thinking with your other head, bro, like you'd be doing some stupid ass
• 1:12:20
  ship, bro, Like you'd be hooking up with somebody like on Tinder or
• 1:12:24
  somebody like that, and then you're like you're all trusted, like you know
• 1:12:27
  them for a while just because you're trying to get your beakway and ship,
• 1:12:30
  and then you're just yeah, bro, and then you're you're thinking about it
• 1:12:32
  like food. Like one time, dog and I jack. No, I
• 1:12:36
  didn't get jack, bro, but I seen a fucking glock in a bitch's
• 1:12:41
  purse dog in my hot ghetto. Though she honestly she wouldn't give me no
• 1:12:45
  bad vibes or anything like that. Dog. But like after that, like
• 1:12:49
  I didn't even want to fuck no more dog. Like I was like I
• 1:12:53
  was like he didn't make me come like like I was like I was just
• 1:12:57
  like yo, because I remember like this bitch went to the bathroom or something
• 1:13:00
  like that, and then I just remember like her you heard her cloth,
• 1:13:03
  like I looked, I looked like you know, where the person was at,
• 1:13:06
  Like I wasn't trying to look through it. But I got up and
• 1:13:09
  then I was just like, shit, that's so so you went to go
• 1:13:12
  be scandalous and jack shit and ended I wasn't Jaggie shit Like. I got
• 1:13:16
  up because I'm like, oh, man, like you know, all right,
• 1:13:18
  host, don't that heaves on going to your house and sleep over.
• 1:13:21
  They don't got to worry about that. I got a girlfriend. Yeah yeah,
• 1:13:26
  but yeah, this is this is this is a very old story.
• 1:13:30
  But you're being sneaky and snoopy and found the wrong. It was open though,
• 1:13:34
  it was like wide open, like they're really wide open because this bitch
• 1:13:38
  had taken out a charge. You didn't ask her about the gun. I
• 1:13:41
  just shut up. She was banging on you when she was hitting or he's
• 1:13:45
  not because she was winning. So I'm just like, I'm like, well,
• 1:13:47
  does it seem like it's going to wrong? I was like, as
• 1:13:49
  long as she's not reaching for that bag, I ain't gonna say shit,
• 1:13:53
  you know what I mean? Like this where you fucking far away from the
• 1:13:57
  bag, or yeah it was enough. This is where I was like,
• 1:13:59
  bitch, I'll tribute. You're looking like you're like yeah, like you like
• 1:14:03
  but yeah, that that ship was sucking. The ship was fucking crazy when
• 1:14:06
  I think about it, Like, because men don't think about that ship,
• 1:14:10
  bro, Like, oh they don't. I don't think you start thinking about
• 1:14:13
  like the serious shit to like you hit a certain age being a man,
• 1:14:15
  bro, Like you don't start valuing the shit. It's like, uh,
• 1:14:18
  you're looking at relationships like sometimes like vegetables, Like I didn't used to like
• 1:14:23
  broccoli, but now I see why it's good. You know what I mean?
• 1:14:26
  Like I don't. I don't even know vegetables, I know, but
• 1:14:30
  what I'm saying it's like, oh, you know you have a kid.
• 1:14:31
  You're like, I didn't think I wanted this, but you know what I'm
• 1:14:34
  saying, I still don't think any vegetables, bro. People like all these
• 1:14:36
  healthy girls that I know that I can go with or whatever. Like when
• 1:14:40
  you heard eat more vegetables you gotta be healthy, I'm like, bitch,
• 1:14:45
  is what the fucking wrong? We have a good vision. I don't gotta
• 1:14:46
  eat carrots nothing, Like what why do you mean eat more? I like
• 1:14:50
  his hot cheetos. Eat pizza, be good, you eat it? Not
• 1:14:54
  a pizza fool to be honest, yeah, fool, Like every time like
• 1:14:57
  pizza is life. Dude. Look people, I'm not I'm not a live
• 1:15:00
  bro. Every time I see a pizza fo, I crave that like no
• 1:15:03
  cap like a drug. Bro. It's gonna out of control, Like I
• 1:15:08
  caught myself down from three times a week to one time a week. But
• 1:15:11
  I want you to eat pizza three How are you not bigger? Damn?
• 1:15:14
  I walk a lot all over. Pizza is just mir is getting kind of
• 1:15:17
  warm. It's yeah, it's comb backs, Dominoes or pizza Hut. Fucking
• 1:15:24
  pizza HUTU oh yeah right, no, but that's to be done, bro
• 1:15:28
  hut and stuff crust. No, the regular one. You gotta get that
• 1:15:30
  normal crust from the nineties pizza crust. I mean, I'm sorry, Pizza
• 1:15:34
  Hut, stuff crust well done and chop peppers on the side. Oh where
• 1:15:40
  with the French red hot sauce. Pizza hut do you go to? You
• 1:15:45
  know? I mean the one on Western one on sees your chopping? Yeah,
• 1:15:48
  I go to the one. I think, fuck it's U and Echo
• 1:15:51
  Park go to that the one on Tempo by the one on one. Damn,
• 1:15:56
  people in the chat room, what is your pizza of preference? If
• 1:15:59
  you had to chew pizza or I'm sorry Pizza Hunt or Domino. What about
• 1:16:02
  you saying I pay extra for that one for that pizza, I'll bring him
• 1:16:05
  on. It says just like the nineties. Remember back in the nine when
• 1:16:11
  you ate the pizza, you're like, damn, Mom, can't afford the
• 1:16:13
  eighteen dollars pizza, you know, go to five dollars. Do you remember
• 1:16:16
  the pizza Local Dog? Hell, that ship was good, like Bro,
• 1:16:19
  I couldn't wait to go to anybody's birthday Bro with the bigg As Rectangle pizza.
• 1:16:26
  That ship was fire. Bro. I used to always eat the crust
• 1:16:29
  pieces Dog. You remember. Do you remember this one thirty minutes or it's
• 1:16:32
  free? Oh yeah yeah, and the food would be driving crate. I
• 1:16:36
  remember only got the pizza one time for free because he was thirty two minutes
• 1:16:40
  late. Are you timed to the way? Yeah? Fu? Are we
• 1:16:43
  time that brother? The commercial? Why not they're offering it. I never
• 1:16:45
  did that, but I don't remember one time that like he was forty five
• 1:16:48
  minutes late for a birthday and that food had to give it up. Yeah,
• 1:16:51
  because like my uncle Preston like that for ye yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:00
  it was a it was a birthday parting for I. Foo pressed them
• 1:17:01
  and they had a call manager. He was like, but you said it
• 1:17:04
  was gonna be here in thirty or less, and I was like, it
• 1:17:06
  is forty nine minutes. Thirty minutes. Yeah, I just remember. I
• 1:17:13
  was just like, damn, we got that pizza for free. My uncle
• 1:17:15
  was happy. It seemed like the hero of that day. We had an
• 1:17:17
  ice cream. Yeah. Bro was out there with a beer, coked out,
• 1:17:25
  yeah, Bro, like literally, Bro just he probably was cooked out
• 1:17:29
  pressing the pizza person like that. Honestly, I'd never seen that uncle act
• 1:17:34
  up like that. He was more of like a modio, but that day
• 1:17:38
  he was like he was like it probably a pizza lover because I ain't gonna
• 1:17:44
  lie like I like. So, from my dad's side, I had an
• 1:17:46
  uncle who was like his brother, well it is his brother. That fool
• 1:17:49
  was a player dog. He remembered like he was like a fool, like
• 1:17:53
  you dog, this food it took. I don't think he settled down.
• 1:17:57
  So he was like thirty eight, fool and chill on that age. Don't
• 1:18:00
  be saying that. No, Like he like like, no, I remember
• 1:18:04
  him because he got married at forty. He stuck with the bitch at thirty
• 1:18:09
  eight and then at forty he was like, all right, bitch, I
• 1:18:11
  think it's time I married you. Like I don't want even want to get
• 1:18:13
  married, like well because she wanted a kid, and I was just like
• 1:18:15
  okay, I can let her. Well he did that, and you know,
• 1:18:19
  but I just remember like this uncle was like a fucking player and then
• 1:18:24
  like super player, dog and full and how was your That was your dad's
• 1:18:29
  brother, my dad's brother, but my dad did you look up? How
• 1:18:31
  did you look at him? Like? I looked at my dad and my
• 1:18:34
  dad like a square yeah, bro, because I was like, man,
• 1:18:38
  you're not cool, Like he's like, oh hold you when you found out
• 1:18:43
  that part? Well because like like I didn't look at it like oh he's
• 1:18:45
  all your fucking bitches, but like all right, so like what it looked
• 1:18:47
  I looked at I was like, he has way cooler stuff than you,
• 1:18:50
  like you know, but I was like I didn't. I didn't. I
• 1:18:53
  didn't think about it like, oh, hey, you know my dad provides
• 1:18:57
  for a family, you know, like you go to your uncle tripper bowl,
• 1:19:00
  like yeah, all right, so let me tell you dog, I
• 1:19:02
  went to my uncle's house, right, And this one had a glass table
• 1:19:06
  with a Jaguar statue holding it up under Remember that this fool had shag carpet,
• 1:19:15
  right. And I was like, and this ship was clean dog and
• 1:19:16
  I clean. I was like, damn, you have no old kids.
• 1:19:19
  This one had the big screen TV with the fucking surround sound of speakers on
• 1:19:26
  the for sure. Yeah. And I didn't trip me out. He had
• 1:19:31
  a tripod with a video cameracorder, I swear to God, and I didn't
• 1:19:40
  fucking notice. So like maybe when we got older, we're like, yo,
• 1:19:43
  what is that for? Like you know what I mean, he still
• 1:19:45
  has a tripod? I think when I think about it now, I was
• 1:19:49
  like, that is fucking nuts, bro. Like my uncle really was on
• 1:19:54
  some really maniac and I remember this fool had like he was playing all the
• 1:19:59
  way dog. He remember his first car, the car he had. He
• 1:20:01
  worked like three jobs so he can make this Honda Accord hipped out, play
• 1:20:06
  it out like a fucking sick ass one. And then this fool was like
• 1:20:11
  this is not enough. He got a fucking navigator. Oh. I was
• 1:20:15
  just like, damn. I was like I used to level on that one.
• 1:20:20
  I was just like and then I remember, like there'll be times I'll
• 1:20:24
  be visiting my grandma's house and this fool was just walking with bitches dog and
• 1:20:28
  I was just like what the fuck, dude, Like and I'm my dad's
• 1:20:31
  right there, and I'm like, that's your brother, your dad all matter.
• 1:20:34
  Your mom right there. Like my mom never like going to my grandma's
• 1:20:42
  house. She never get to be any judgmental. So your mom hates your
• 1:20:46
  your deal. Um, I don't think she hates my deal, but she
• 1:20:49
  don't. She says like she like she knows, like like she knows.
• 1:20:55
  It's like oh like it's like it's moving head yet. But okay, he
• 1:20:58
  was opening about But your mom is a woman and right, so she had
• 1:21:00
  to experience. She had to experain what man that have holes? So h
• 1:21:04
  she oh, I got myself a good a good one. Your dad was
• 1:21:08
  a softie. My dad was the complete opposite of his brother. Though she
• 1:21:12
  probably like I came up, Yeah I got this one I could have got
• 1:21:15
  because I know she tested my dad, you know what I mean, Like
• 1:21:17
  you know, so like yeah, like I know I know that for sure,
• 1:21:20
  Like and I averybody knew, dude, Like my dad was just like
• 1:21:23
  such a a square bro like he like I remember, like, bro,
• 1:21:27
  like there was one time I pissed that foul off dog and like this food
• 1:21:30
  never drank, right, never fucking drink. I remember my mom mad feels
• 1:21:33
  so guilty because I pissed this fool off and something I did, and I
• 1:21:36
  remember I saw this food out of all things. Maybe that's why I hate
• 1:21:40
  the god. They fucking just crack open. The fucking thing got there from
• 1:21:43
  the fridge, and I don't know we had it there because uncles will come
• 1:21:45
  over and spain and shit, and this food drank it and then my mom
• 1:21:47
  was like, yeah, he's this this yeah, yeah food like that ship.
• 1:21:57
  That show was fucking sad. I started crying. Sh I was a
• 1:22:00
  little kid so open. He opened up a twenty four hours and opened up
• 1:22:03
  a town that got the other side. He fucking had like like he had
• 1:22:08
  like I remember in the kitchen there was like two lines chopped up in half,
• 1:22:13
  and then there was two tooth that got the kids himpty, and there
• 1:22:15
  was a third away and I just saw him drinking. I was like,
• 1:22:17
  my dad's drinking, like yeah, yeah, Like so he was a square
• 1:22:26
  that up. Yeah, how many brothers is it? Um? Three,
• 1:22:31
  so they're no your dad they talked about yeah just only two. Oh your
• 1:22:38
  dad and z and Yang. Well my brother he's normal. Like when we
• 1:22:44
  go like, man, you're only trying to just talk to a bit.
• 1:22:45
  And I'm like, why did I come out here for it? Bro?
• 1:22:48
  I'm not outside the time with you. Yeah, we couldn't be sucking it
• 1:22:51
  for all our lives. Brom out here hunting but he has a girlfriend.
• 1:22:57
  But they must look at me like the crazy one. Like everybody like that,
• 1:23:00
  nefine never settles down. But I just think, like, it's not
• 1:23:03
  that you never settled down, bro, It's just like it's it's different for
• 1:23:10
  everybody. But yeah, you have a different life, bro, and like
• 1:23:14
  like your fulfillment comes for a little bit differently. Bro. Like maybe like
• 1:23:16
  you're like your confident level was different growing up or whatever it is where you
• 1:23:20
  don't feel that you know, maybe that's not that's not a priority and that
• 1:23:24
  doesn't necessarily the people that judge you are people. The people that judge you
• 1:23:28
  in a bad way are people that wish they can do that secretly, but
• 1:23:30
  they had to settle for somebody else's vision. Like I'm not exactly I'm not
• 1:23:33
  in a relationship to fucking make my mom happy or to make anybody else happy.
• 1:23:38
  I'm in a relationship because I love my girlfriend. She's cool as fuck.
• 1:23:41
  She like back with So how is that trans Like? How did that
• 1:23:45
  turn out? Because you were all wild boy, not wild? You're not
• 1:23:47
  wild? I was wilding now okay before her you're a wild Yeah I was.
• 1:23:51
  I was doing cooking, doing making mistakes, And now what has it
• 1:23:55
  changing? Until a better man has it changing? Until it's been a rough
• 1:23:58
  patch, bro like, because in the big even bron Like, of course,
• 1:24:00
  like every person that running wild, you try to control the animals.
• 1:24:03
  Control a wild animal is harder control. So so you so so at first
• 1:24:09
  you try to u you try to you know, you try to test the
• 1:24:13
  waters and be like, oh yeah, I can have my cake and eat
• 1:24:15
  it too. But then you realize that, you know, you realize everything,
• 1:24:17
  and you make you're like, oh, man, like, it's not
• 1:24:20
  worth losing because you're at a different point and you value the person, start
• 1:24:25
  valuing shit there before you thought like you go into it thinking like I'm not
• 1:24:28
  gonna value that. That's not what I care about right now. I never
• 1:24:30
  cared about it before. But then it starts hitting. You're thinking, I
• 1:24:32
  really cares. I could live without it. I don't give a fun But
• 1:24:35
  then now you're thinking like, I don't. I can live without it,
• 1:24:38
  but i'd rather not. Yeah, Like that's the mentality you think because you're
• 1:24:42
  out there like while wild and getting it. But then you get somebody who
• 1:24:45
  really fucks with you, and then you're like, oh man, this is
• 1:24:47
  a little bit different, like you know what I mean, but it's like
• 1:24:49
  it's different for everybody. Like if if if I would have never came across
• 1:24:54
  that, I probably would still be out here wild, and I probably would
• 1:24:56
  have been like, hey, foodless, put a blue moon, let's go
• 1:24:58
  kicking, like you know what I I mean, still trying to pick up
• 1:25:03
  thinking yeah, like, uh, they just went legal, so oh if
• 1:25:10
  the hell yeah, yeah, they finally went legal. Somebody said damn making
• 1:25:14
  Oh hell yeah, that's say thank you back doing the new stuff now so
• 1:25:16
  now you could find it out the chronic right there in al Hambra and a
• 1:25:21
  couple of the shops, so they're fully legal. Now. I've always been
• 1:25:26
  promoting it, but now they're legal. So I literally feel right now.
• 1:25:30
  Likes it lately and thank you so much. The Blue Moon and thank you
• 1:25:32
  for you to bring it, for bringing this, I feel so much like
• 1:25:34
  um like kind of like the old days, man, because it's been a
• 1:25:38
  while that i've like actually like you know when people give you a certain their
• 1:25:42
  weedy brands and stuff like that, because but I went and they started when
• 1:25:45
  I went back to Lyddy in the City Sash and then other people were fucking
• 1:25:48
  with me, and then my other homie came by West Coast Genetics, and
• 1:25:51
  then I've been getting a lot of the newer bags and then it just makes
• 1:25:54
  me feel like I'm like, hey, bro, I'm like I'm tapped backing
• 1:25:57
  into the fucking scene because I do remember, like, how remember those days?
• 1:26:00
  Yeah? No, she was the dope best Cildian city too. But
• 1:26:02
  I kind of left early because it was like a little walk around and likely
• 1:26:05
  kind of thing. Yeah, what was the best year of those days?
• 1:26:10
  The second year of us working here in twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, Yeah,
• 1:26:14
  those are like twenty sixteen fooh, I had so much fun those fucking
• 1:26:17
  years, bro, Like like the this isn't everything that came along with it,
• 1:26:21
  bro, Like there was just so much fucking shit that was going on.
• 1:26:26
  Bro, like it just like fuck, bro, Like, I don't
• 1:26:29
  even know why I did serta shit that I did, bro, but it's
• 1:26:31
  it is what it is like no, like it's it's it's like that,
• 1:26:35
  but it's like it got the scene got to marinate, bro Like. So
• 1:26:39
  the scene there's there's a new there's a uni influencer born every day. We
• 1:26:43
  were like we were tapped into like a like a scene where it's like there
• 1:26:45
  was not a variety of a weed media outlets. There was like only be
• 1:26:49
  real TV if you really knew what was up or like there wasn't or maybe
• 1:26:55
  if that GGN you know what I mean. But like but that no Vice.
• 1:26:58
  Yeah, there was no Vice and all that ship. So it's crazy,
• 1:27:00
  bro like. And then the more obviously people people started hiring people to
• 1:27:04
  trigger, like you know, to manipulate these algorithms and have the numbers pan
• 1:27:09
  out. But even to this day, bro, like, I don't have
• 1:27:12
  those fucking crazy like influencer thoughty numbers where people that big companies want to see
• 1:27:16
  it, bro, But I have companies that fuck with me that'll be like
• 1:27:20
  we'd rather pay you to sponsor you because you got the most code words used
• 1:27:28
  out of all the influences we had, and they had like millions of influence.
• 1:27:30
  And then you got to think about it too. You've been in the
• 1:27:32
  game since went to the fifteen. That's yeah, like you're laughing forever and
• 1:27:35
  the okay, some people go up and go down. Okay, love to
• 1:27:39
  leave me and you have been neutrol the whole time and that's not bad?
• 1:27:43
  Is that your is that you're there? Are you the same scumbags? That's
• 1:27:45
  in no jumper? Yeah? I always think I always think that to you.
• 1:27:50
  What about the skateboard in the bank? Is that used to that's Brooklyn
• 1:27:53
  Projects? Really I was like, damn, the whole ship works. That
• 1:27:57
  shit works from the back end. Yeah, you gotta trade more different name.
• 1:28:00
  Yeah, So I always wondered. I was like I always thought I
• 1:28:02
  was like, damn scumbags. But some of the fools due rocker shit like
• 1:28:08
  pot Lord. Yeah, Paul Lord always rocks my shop. He's we have
• 1:28:11
  the same my birthdays May second, pot Lord is May third, and your
• 1:28:15
  he's May fourth. Yeah, you're we're supposed to come on this show.
• 1:28:18
  I would have told him to come your he's you're he's a which kid?
• 1:28:20
  Bro like that fools that foods like the motherfucker that. What did he make
• 1:28:25
  for Reconnected? He made the portable Yeah, no, that he made a
• 1:28:30
  backpack device set up where he's like, all right, we have the vents
• 1:28:33
  and everything on this setup where we can like live stream as we walk around
• 1:28:36
  Vegas. And they were doing it and I was like, you're watching that
• 1:28:40
  Vegas. I was watching that ship. Bro got drama every yeah, bro
• 1:28:44
  like that, Like, bro, I stailed working all night, so I'd
• 1:28:45
  been watching your streams because he goes on hours. I'm like, all right,
• 1:28:48
  I have four hours to kill. He's on there doing the whole traveling
• 1:28:51
  argument with his girl. Fucking it just fucking was crazy, like real life,
• 1:28:57
  real life. But he likes he set it on the I was like,
• 1:29:00
  Danno was relief filming his real life. You know it's gonna create.
• 1:29:01
  Like I remember the first time I took my girlfriend the Vegas. We got
• 1:29:04
  an argument. Broo. Yeah, every time girlfriend and the Vegas it was
• 1:29:10
  it was it was a great. It was an argument, bro, Like,
• 1:29:12
  damn good thing. I never filmed that. That would have been crazy.
• 1:29:14
  And they're getting him the same thing. I was like, you already
• 1:29:15
  had to experience his first time with his girlfriend in Vegas, which is complicated
• 1:29:18
  because it's thirsty, man, and you're in a place where everybody wants to
• 1:29:21
  fun, so they're gonna holder at your chip. You know it's aggressive,
• 1:29:25
  Bro. I'm there with the bus, I'm holding at everybody that you're sharing
• 1:29:27
  the room with the homies. I'm like, well, like, if you're
• 1:29:29
  gonna take a girl to Vegas, always gets your separate room, brocause your
• 1:29:31
  lady, you gotta give her his space. Bro, Like, like you
• 1:29:34
  may be cool with changing in the room in front of a lot of people,
• 1:29:36
  but your lady is never gonna be cool with that, and they need
• 1:29:40
  their own fucking space. Bro. If not, don't take your lady or
• 1:29:42
  don't have a lady. But like you're gonna have to make those recommends.
• 1:29:45
  If you're he's a Taurus, I'm jealous. He's like jealous. Those our
• 1:29:48
  vibe is for jealous as fuck. I can't have a girlfriend. I'll get
• 1:29:50
  to jealous. And I took her to Vegas. I was jeous because she
• 1:29:53
  was writing some whole outfit. I was like, she's doing it for me,
• 1:29:56
  But I'm trap one of those fools. You're like you don't know where
• 1:29:58
  we're going or no I'm not. Then I didn't know, but I was
• 1:30:00
  thinking now that when I started smoking with that thirday, I realized that damn
• 1:30:03
  I shouldn't be tripping about that. You know. Yeah, You're like,
• 1:30:05
  you look good for me? Yeah, No, she really just trying to
• 1:30:09
  look good for you. There was times, bro, because sometimes those thoughts
• 1:30:12
  come across you, across your mind, Bro, And there's times broen you're
• 1:30:15
  really cooked out and drunk and you go to the bathroom. Why am I
• 1:30:17
  even tripping? I'm fucking I'm fucked up, bro, Like you know,
• 1:30:20
  like when you start thinking those those fucked up thoughts, you're like, can't
• 1:30:25
  we here with a beautiful us growing? I'm just being a fucking asshole man,
• 1:30:28
  Like you ever had those fucking fun thoughts? Bro, You're just like
• 1:30:31
  who I do. Like on my birthday, I was tripping on one of
• 1:30:33
  my girls and then like it took me, like I was like four days
• 1:30:38
  or five like that bitch, I'm right, she's wrong. I'm right,
• 1:30:41
  she's wrong, you know, Yeah, And then after I'm like, maybe
• 1:30:44
  I'm tripping dog Like just you know you'd be tripping sometimes, like, Bro,
• 1:30:47
  you're in the wrong completely. Is you being wrong? A heartbel for
• 1:30:50
  you to swallow? For me? Yeah, I'm I overthink a lot.
• 1:30:59
  I overthink a lot before I make a move at a banker. You make
• 1:31:02
  a lot of wrong moves right Like, I'm gonna tell this bit man,
• 1:31:05
  Fuck, I don't need you, Okay, I probably don't waste cities,
• 1:31:09
  Zhu, don't waste it. I mean, this is this is fantastic,
• 1:31:14
  but it's still bantastic. Well, now that you have a girlfriend, do
• 1:31:16
  you catch now that you're saying that. I'm pretty sure it's because you catch
• 1:31:19
  yourself being yourself and being yourself might not be the wrong the right move at
• 1:31:24
  this point, but your girls like, yes, I do, I do
• 1:31:29
  know what you're asking. I mean, like there's certain I want to say,
• 1:31:31
  just being myself, but there's certain things, certain tendencies that I may
• 1:31:36
  be so comfortable with, but that are kind of like not that they're not
• 1:31:42
  necessarily cool with anybody else, but something but somebody's not used to them,
• 1:31:45
  or somebody else might find the defensive, you know what I mean, Or
• 1:31:49
  it might be bothering something to somebody, like you know what I mean,
• 1:31:51
  Like it's fifty fifty. So if I don't consider somebody else's feelings, I
• 1:31:57
  really am kind. It's kind of being selfish if this is me, you
• 1:32:00
  time per se, you know. So yeah, Like there's certain things I
• 1:32:02
  don't know how. I can't think of anything specifically, but it's just probably
• 1:32:06
  little things where I'm like maybe like not helping out with shit or like just
• 1:32:14
  not caring about shit or being comforting like like because I'm not necessarily I didn't.
• 1:32:18
  I didn't get too comfortable like I didn't. I wasn't comforted so much
• 1:32:21
  as a kid, bro, like whenever I had shit going on. So
• 1:32:25
  it's not I can be very loving, bro, but when it comes to
• 1:32:28
  comforting somebody, I don't know. It's like it's weird. But I know
• 1:32:32
  this is a fucked up trade, but it's like it's weird where I'm just
• 1:32:34
  like, well, I've been through shit too, but nobody hugged me,
• 1:32:39
  you know what I mean. Like, but it's it's it's it comes,
• 1:32:42
  bro, and it's like, but I have to learn to fucking make these
• 1:32:45
  things where I'm like, fuck, like my girlfriend is sad about some shit,
• 1:32:50
  nobody came and hugged you. But you gotta be that person to go
• 1:32:55
  and hug her. And that's not necessarily been a hard pill to swallow,
• 1:32:58
  but it's been a hard to understand because it's breaking my trauma from the past,
• 1:33:03
  like where I'm like, I wouldn't react to her in the ways,
• 1:33:06
  and I'm like, oh, man wold, but what about this person?
• 1:33:10
  You feel like you're being a bitch if you hugger. Not that I'm being
• 1:33:13
  a bitch, bro, but it's it's it's it's kind of ford to me
• 1:33:15
  because nobody comforted me like that. You were not okay, you didn't get
• 1:33:19
  a hug, So if you ask for a hug, you're being a bit
• 1:33:23
  right back in the day, Oh, they're crying, You're a bitch,
• 1:33:26
  yea. So now do you feel and she's crying, do I have to
• 1:33:30
  turn into a bitch to comfort her? And then that's out of my character?
• 1:33:33
  Yeah, Like you feel like it feels out of your character at first,
• 1:33:36
  but then when you're really realizing and you think about it, you're just
• 1:33:40
  like helping out. You're just like, yo, that's what you're supposed to
• 1:33:42
  do. Her fucking significant other, stupid idiot, like you know, like
• 1:33:45
  like bro, like she's fucking crying, bro, Like she wasn't like and
• 1:33:48
  then you don't think about these things too, like it's all said and done
• 1:33:53
  sometimes, bro, but like it's a it's a learning process, bro.
• 1:33:56
  But then you know, you go through ups and downs like everything else.
• 1:33:59
  But a relationship is worked. So if you're not cut out and that's enough
• 1:34:01
  for you to leave, that may be so, and there's other pages to
• 1:34:05
  write, but as far as for me, like, it's not enough for
• 1:34:09
  me to walk away, like you know how, you like you know how,
• 1:34:11
  like the attitude before it be like, man, fuck you, I
• 1:34:13
  don't need Drew. I tried that before and I got really sad. I
• 1:34:17
  like, yeah, like it didn't work out. I was like, I
• 1:34:19
  don't think this one's gonna be that easy to get over with a dog like
• 1:34:24
  you gotta you gotta apologize and fucking say that that person. Yeah, no,
• 1:34:29
  one's straight up, but like a lot of men won't admit that,
• 1:34:31
  Bro. I stuck through wrong with that, Bro, I don't know what's
• 1:34:34
  wrong with this fucking generation out there, bro, Like people out there act
• 1:34:36
  like you're not You're like you're not supposed to have a significant other or it's
• 1:34:41
  just not cool, not everybody's gonna be a player. Dog too much rap
• 1:34:45
  music playing, you can't be you listen to your thinking those things in your
• 1:34:48
  head, like hey, no, bitch, fuck this whole I'm out.
• 1:34:53
  Don't you think that, Like, man, I need this whole. Yeah,
• 1:34:55
  I'll get other holes. And that's how you think I doesn't home.
• 1:34:59
  Yeah, Like man, and this was tripp a ship. She lucky she
• 1:35:01
  with me. And that's the most toxic thing you could ever hear in a
• 1:35:04
  relationship. I'll give you, guys a little piece of advice from experience.
• 1:35:10
  The moment you hear you know how lucky you are to be with me or
• 1:35:14
  anything like that, that is literally the most toxic fucking thing or one of
• 1:35:20
  the most toxic things you can hear in a relationship. Bro Like like dead
• 1:35:26
  ass, like that itself should let you know, like, oh, so
• 1:35:30
  I'm beneath you, like you know what I mean, Like like I'm under
• 1:35:33
  you the whole time. And I hear I was thinking that this was a
• 1:35:36
  relationship. I'm just your pet, bitch ye, Like like fuck you,
• 1:35:41
  I hate hearing that ship. I hear that ship is like bitch. Then
• 1:35:44
  you just thinking for yourself, what's the worst thing that she could do for
• 1:35:45
  you, especially you being single, Like but being singles a bitch because I
• 1:35:51
  have to be strong. I can't be like, oh, she didn't do
• 1:35:56
  this for me, or she wasn't there when I was sad. None of
• 1:35:59
  that matters. You don't have those feelings though. You don't you don't go
• 1:36:02
  through those emotions where you're just like, oh, man, like I kind
• 1:36:09
  of wish I had somebody that was, you know, that I could just
• 1:36:12
  I'm going through right now. I do sometimes, but then I am in
• 1:36:15
  a horse is not gonna do it? You do? And then you think
• 1:36:21
  like, fuck, I could just have a homegirl that will I have homegirls
• 1:36:26
  that I don't fuck, you know. And then if I need to talk
• 1:36:28
  about like some bit shit like that, like hey, I'm emotional, you
• 1:36:30
  know, and they don't hit, they'll listen. I have something that would
• 1:36:32
  just be like it's gonna be okay on here. That's not a good bro.
• 1:36:36
  That's not in the shit, you know, bro your yeah, like
• 1:36:41
  give me, give me a game plan. But then again, I've had
• 1:36:45
  I had a bit of that. I've did it for like six months,
• 1:36:46
  and then the best of if I say it's gonna be okay, and I'm
• 1:36:49
  like, damn, I've been I've been here six months with you, and
• 1:36:53
  all you were, all you have were had to say was it's gonna be
• 1:36:56
  okay. I don't want you in the future. This is whack. There's
• 1:37:00
  no if you were telling me this, I will tell you like a game
• 1:37:02
  plan me, you know, because I'll tell you like, oh you got
• 1:37:06
  that's not bad of it. Now, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna
• 1:37:10
  be better tomorrow. It's not gonna be better tomorrow. Yeah, Like give
• 1:37:15
  me some real advice. You can't even get me out of comfort me,
• 1:37:16
  bitch, Yeah, tell me some real shit or like help me, you
• 1:37:21
  know, help me out like that, and they can't, Like it's gonna
• 1:37:25
  be okay. You're strong, but see that's it. I'm strong, but
• 1:37:28
  right now I'm not. But I see I feel you on that, bro,
• 1:37:30
  because like that's the one thing is when like they give you that empathy
• 1:37:33
  I care about you type of shit. When you have somebody who really gives
• 1:37:36
  a fuck about you, dog, they start they buy you your comfort food,
• 1:37:41
  They fucking like like you know that, give you a massage, you
• 1:37:45
  know what I mean. I'm not saying I'm just saying, like those little
• 1:37:46
  things like that, or like they'll fucking like try to they'll actually try to
• 1:37:50
  do things to get your mind off shit, like having a woman with you,
• 1:37:54
  bro like or a partner, like they get to know what you want,
• 1:37:58
  what you like, and and what would really take your mind off things,
• 1:38:01
  so so they really know how to actually make that shift for you where
• 1:38:06
  you're like, oh, man, I was all depressed about this, but
• 1:38:10
  like you know, somebody telling you, oh, it's gonna get better.
• 1:38:13
  It's not necessarily gonna stop me from crying when I'm in mourning or not overthinking.
• 1:38:16
  Yeah, you know what I mean. But like if I'm if I'm
• 1:38:18
  with my girlfriend and she's like, hey, well I hit up your friend
• 1:38:21
  and we're gonna go to Disneyland and you know, let's smoke and let's go
• 1:38:26
  get something before, and I'm like, that's something that comes along with it.
• 1:38:29
  But I'm like, it's the price that like that, it's the it's
• 1:38:32
  the pros and cons with it. It's like, yeah, you're gonna put
• 1:38:34
  up with some nasty arguments sometimes it's like everything else, but like the pros
• 1:38:39
  of it is like I don't get to get more depressed when I get sad
• 1:38:42
  anymore, And that's a price I'm willing to pay because being depressed sucked.
• 1:38:46
  Oh yeah, it's a man that they don't talk about it enough. But
• 1:38:48
  man get depressed. A lot of man die and no one cares about man.
• 1:38:53
  I can tell you right now, like, hey, when I'm going
• 1:38:55
  through it, can you help me? And you're just you'll probably just laugh
• 1:38:58
  at me. You laugh right now, But I laughed because I'm like,
• 1:39:00
  I pour a Madrid. But no, that's the normal way of a man.
• 1:39:04
  Like no one cares. If I told a woman, she gonsa you're
• 1:39:06
  strong, you got this, But there's no one to help me out as
• 1:39:11
  a man. No one cares that we get eating up like a lion.
• 1:39:14
  You're in the wild. If you're being a bitch, not a bitch.
• 1:39:15
  But if you're just being weak at that moment, you're gonna get eaten up.
• 1:39:18
  You know you're gonna die. And that's all it is out here too
• 1:39:21
  for men women. A woman could be broke right now. Right Let's say
• 1:39:27
  I'm broke and I write now my Instagram story, Hey here's my cash app.
• 1:39:30
  Can you guys don't let me some money now? You're got are laughing
• 1:39:34
  right now? No woman doesn't. Hey, I need a burger? Who
• 1:39:38
  could donate me twenty bucks? She's gonna get at least six foods don't eaten
• 1:39:41
  twenty bucks. That's facts. That's one hundred twenty bucks compared to you guys
• 1:39:44
  just laughing at me, right, like nah a fat But like I think
• 1:39:49
  the bitch just don't be getting no love. Bro's the shallow world. She
• 1:39:53
  at least has one. Oh yeah, for sure somebody who's like, I
• 1:39:56
  don't mind, you could be a good looking dude. You gotta be a
• 1:39:59
  good looking dude, and imagine a good look you do with no bitches or
• 1:40:02
  like you just get it's just hard for you get a bitch. And then
• 1:40:04
  there's an ugly as food that first sure can't get bitches, like because it
• 1:40:09
  looks right and maybe his situation sucks too. That food probably has more chances
• 1:40:14
  to committing suicide, right, Like damn, I'm ugly. I don't I
• 1:40:17
  don't bring no va to the table, Like wouldn't he want to just kill
• 1:40:21
  himself? I guess like women don't don't ever get to that point, like
• 1:40:25
  she could just do whatever, ask a food for money, she's gonna eat.
• 1:40:28
  Dog, she's hungry, She's gonna eat that day. But man's hungry.
• 1:40:30
  He better put up those coins and get that dollar menu. Girls,
• 1:40:33
  you're gonna take up but dinner with some fool you don't really like. Yeah,
• 1:40:38
  just go on Tinder and be like, oh, who's trying to take
• 1:40:40
  me to dinner? Yeah, and there's gonna be some chump but no game,
• 1:40:42
  and she's gonna eat and then go home. You know what. Dog.
• 1:40:45
  And it's crazy that you say that, bro. But there's been a
• 1:40:48
  situation before in my past where it was like that. Bro. I remember,
• 1:40:53
  like there was one situation specifically where I remember I was single, of
• 1:40:56
  course, and I had a I had somebody text me like this girl that
• 1:41:00
  I was like talking to and just messing with at the time, and text
• 1:41:04
  me. I was like, I'm on a horrible fucking date. Please save
• 1:41:08
  me? Can you uber me to your house? And I'm like, mature
• 1:41:10
  on the day, and I was like where you at? She's like mastros.
• 1:41:13
  I was like, yeah, I wouldn't turn that day down either.
• 1:41:15
  It's like you know what It's like. I was like, I was like,
• 1:41:16
  did you eat already? You know? I'm like I'm asking it.
• 1:41:19
  I'm asking all the right questions, and I remember ubering this person like just
• 1:41:25
  like this, okay, fo she didched that fool. He went to the
• 1:41:29
  bathroom and she left. Look she was talking about that this fool was like
• 1:41:31
  awkward, fucking like vibes bro like where she was like, yo, I
• 1:41:35
  feel like this was a serial murder, like he was trying to kill me
• 1:41:39
  type shit, Like no, he's not like creepy. She looked up,
• 1:41:41
  but she's like he was just way too fucking weird enough. And now she's
• 1:41:44
  like I told him to pick me up and I didn't know what to do,
• 1:41:46
  and then yeah, and I was just like, damn, well,
• 1:41:48
  look she got she got free mastros down, free dick. Technically she's playing
• 1:41:54
  her card right. Yeah, she's emotional. Oh, get me out of
• 1:41:58
  here. I don't know what I signed up for. You all you do
• 1:42:00
  free food? Yeah, yeah, but a weirdo. You signed up for
• 1:42:02
  it like you and they got weird real fast, because I was like it
• 1:42:05
  was it was a desperation like those sixty DMC sent you before. They didn't
• 1:42:10
  send a sign. Yeah, and you're hungry, but just go eat then
• 1:42:14
  get something like you can't do that. You're not gonna go get mashalled.
• 1:42:16
  You're lucky they body jack in the box and then you're right there throwing dick
• 1:42:21
  too, like the man. It's whag. It's a hard life from I
• 1:42:28
  don't think about that ship, and I ain't gonna lie these other struggles.
• 1:42:30
  You really don't think about that. Yeah, you don't like a man's gonna
• 1:42:32
  be hungry like your hung ladies. Buy my man over here, some foward
• 1:42:38
  man. If buy have some pizza. Man, it's the pizza expensive being
• 1:42:41
  my dog, but you don't have a ninety nine some pizza. Maybe he
• 1:42:46
  gives you that swat team magic. What is it? What is it?
• 1:42:49
  A blue choo? Dick? Baby, I'll call you when you're at mashall
• 1:42:51
  with a whack ass day. I'll call you. Come on, I'll get
• 1:42:54
  you uber you leave with some scumbag shirts. I don't even what shit.
• 1:43:01
  Damn dog, they gotta pay for this. Damn dog. You're over here.
• 1:43:08
  I mean something's never changed. Dog. I think you've been here,
• 1:43:11
  like at least was it a fourth time here? I think it's a fourth
• 1:43:14
  time. Yeah, I think it's maybe like fifth time you've been So you're
• 1:43:18
  you're almost like a regular at this point, alumni. Yeah, and and
• 1:43:23
  something's never changed. Dog, every time you come up in here, you're
• 1:43:27
  still slaying pussy and change, but you're still like Yeah, I feel like
• 1:43:33
  Exaber looks at it. Look he's pun of you, Like in his head,
• 1:43:38
  he thinks he's he thinks he's you like like you know, I'm just
• 1:43:43
  and I'm like, yo. I was like, you gotta, like you
• 1:43:45
  gotta go through with these things, bro, Like you gotta if you're gonna
• 1:43:47
  be having a night. I was like, post up these videos like scumbags
• 1:43:50
  where it isn't real you're single, Who you gotta who you gotta worry about
• 1:43:54
  offending everybody wants to be a scumbag, to tending to be a scumbag.
• 1:43:57
  Damn. That's the shirt was quote, because bro, everybody, it's hard.
• 1:44:00
  Like sometimes I'm dating a bit and I'm like, I'm want the scumbag
• 1:44:03
  account. She fallows the scumbag account, but she or like Shelly follows my
• 1:44:06
  personal ac count, but she don't follow the scumbag accounts. I'm like,
• 1:44:10
  I saw that clip of you grabbing the bikini like that, Yeah, that's
• 1:44:13
  at this point. I don't care at this point, Like I said,
• 1:44:15
  once my dick don't work, I'll settle down. It's gonna be gonna be
• 1:44:20
  like, yo, what the fuck does it work? Well, the fun
• 1:44:24
  for that bodybuilding movie or that wonderfool who was the bodybuilder with the rock and
• 1:44:28
  then and then that food, his dick didn't work and he had to inject
• 1:44:30
  it. Yeah, that's that's a crazy thing where and Mark Wahlwork was in
• 1:44:33
  that movie. But that's another level of fucking shit not working. You know,
• 1:44:36
  that's the real thing, fool. But fools like I guess the foods
• 1:44:41
  to do steroids and sort of shit, Like they get like their their dick
• 1:44:44
  won't work, but they have to get a fucking macna dog like a fucking
• 1:44:46
  like shot and they have to fucking shoot it up in their dick. And
• 1:44:50
  then during that time that gives you a fierro for like four hours, and
• 1:44:54
  you got like a four hour expanse. But that's it for the only fun
• 1:44:57
  one time a week. No, No, you get like a whole dosage
• 1:44:59
  of the so whenever you want to fuck, you just sucking, but they're
• 1:45:01
  injecting. Okay, I'm want the fun every day. Yeah, that's what
• 1:45:04
  I'm saying. So it's like, damn, now they probably have it in
• 1:45:08
  pill for him. But if I had, it's called the Rhino. No,
• 1:45:12
  you ever had taken a black Rhino? No, I don't even I've
• 1:45:17
  take I've taken. I've taken like the black Rhino, I've taken the Blue
• 1:45:20
  Shoe sponsored. Just like there's nothing's wrong with you. But you're just like
• 1:45:26
  just think about it. You're like, oh, I got this with me
• 1:45:28
  and my me and my you know, let's just see your policeman. You're
• 1:45:30
  like, I got this with me and my partner. But let's just say
• 1:45:31
  I showed up but a swat team. How bad ass would that be?
• 1:45:34
  So you make a statement, this is only gonna run a train on somebody
• 1:45:40
  I know. But you know what, man, my homemade but the whole
• 1:45:43
  crew the Yeah. But what I'm saying is like, you show up with
• 1:45:45
  the fucking the kill squad. Bro, You're not showing up. It's I
• 1:45:49
  mean, you're showing up at your a game regularly. But I don't know.
• 1:45:53
  It's like I try it because I remember X was like, hey,
• 1:45:57
  bro got sponsored by Blue Shoe. What's up? He's like, here you
• 1:46:00
  go. He give my samples, and I remember I tried this and I
• 1:46:02
  was like, shit, was like, I didn't give me a heart attack
• 1:46:06
  or nothing. That's the thing, dog, So let me let me tell
• 1:46:10
  you it was a coke or I was doing coke and I tried that at
• 1:46:13
  the time because I was like we were all doing coke at the time.
• 1:46:15
  And then he was like, no, no, it works, truth me,
• 1:46:17
  dog, it works like after you, after you you're all cooked out,
• 1:46:21
  just take one of these. But he didn't tell me about the whole
• 1:46:24
  heart thing. And me being a fat food naturally, my heart's already working
• 1:46:27
  hard and being fat. I was like, I have to take the pill
• 1:46:30
  and then I'm on coke. So my ship was going and I just remember
• 1:46:32
  I was like after like you must down everything. You're like, oh,
• 1:46:36
  like you fuck feel like this motherfucker's like a rabbit in there, like just
• 1:46:41
  stomping. Yeah. I just don't pick dog, But you know, those
• 1:46:46
  things do work. I don't know what they put in their dog, but
• 1:46:50
  I don't know. That's how I'm on the adderall if I take an aderall
• 1:46:53
  bro like a fuck non stop all night. I was taking adderall like I
• 1:46:58
  got this bro coming over. I'm gonna put it work. I'll take the
• 1:47:00
  Adderall'll be folks on the pussy. I just kill like I wouldn't nut.
• 1:47:03
  I'll nut and I'll still be hard. I keep going, keep going,
• 1:47:06
  keep going. Damn. I don't like a like a biagra or some shit.
• 1:47:10
  Yeah, the other people be like Noah, when I take a fucking
• 1:47:14
  adall, I can't fuck. I'm like, dude, I get horny as
• 1:47:15
  fuck, like there's no bitter and I don't take it and I take an
• 1:47:17
  aderall be pissed, like because Molly work. Did Molly ever work? Did
• 1:47:21
  you ever take Molly? I haven't done, they haven't done. I hated
• 1:47:24
  that shit. I thought I took that shit thinking that ship was gonna make
• 1:47:27
  me horny and shit, and that shit just made me like weird dog just
• 1:47:31
  right there with a hard on, tripping out, like I wasn't even hard
• 1:47:33
  on, like I remember, I like in my mind, I was telling
• 1:47:36
  myself that I was tired, and then sure enough, like I try to
• 1:47:40
  go to sleep, and then I just kept going like like I just kept
• 1:47:44
  like waking up because it was like good. It was trying to fight the
• 1:47:45
  uppers and everything, and I'm just like, oh, I hate this shit.
• 1:47:48
  It probably cut with heroin, And to be honest, shout out to
• 1:47:54
  everybody, sign out to everybody out there who has been a product of the
• 1:47:57
  nineties and has done drugs, not considering the act that at any moment it
• 1:48:01
  could have been cut with something that we all could have died even before fat
• 1:48:04
  like straight up like even before that. But you don't think about that to
• 1:48:08
  your like thirty plus. And then you're like, damn man, thank you
• 1:48:11
  Scott Daddy. I'm grateful that I didn't die, you know what I mean,
• 1:48:14
  like, or I'm grateful that I didn't get addicted to heroin or anything
• 1:48:16
  like that. So I'm just saying it's a it's a it's a cool thing
• 1:48:20
  to fucking like make not a cool thing, but it's a cool feeling to
• 1:48:25
  make it out of that fucking era. And then you're like, oh,
• 1:48:27
  man, like nosh, when you're young, you're dumb. So it's like
• 1:48:30
  you gotta thinking about you're young and dumb, and then you see your home,
• 1:48:34
  your young homees do the same young dumb shit like and they can't even
• 1:48:36
  some ship. We still don't know what the effects of the Internet are going
• 1:48:41
  to do to the Yeah, no, because we're the first generation to have
• 1:48:45
  it. If you're nice kids, you're the product of fucking the experimental Internet,
• 1:48:48
  and you don't know what that shit has done to your brain or it's
• 1:48:51
  going to do. There might be at the moment we all hit to seven
• 1:48:54
  years old and then with something clicks and we hear the AOL noise and then
• 1:48:58
  we all just snap. You know what I mean? We don't, you
• 1:49:00
  know, bro, Like we really don't. You know it is. It
• 1:49:02
  is a crazy fucking place. But with that being said, I want to
• 1:49:05
  thank everybody for fucking tuning in today. Number one, I want to thank
• 1:49:10
  my bro scumbags for pulling up once again. Bro over here knocking it out,
• 1:49:14
  no problem. I took over the sea the toxic, Yeah, and
• 1:49:17
  it was still and it was still less toxic, bro, which I probably
• 1:49:20
  got more bitches right now than that fool sitting here. You know, I'm
• 1:49:25
  not gonna lie any bitches in the chat. What's up? No? Probably
• 1:49:29
  not DM scumbags. No. There there's there's some girls in there, but
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  I mean, you know that's up to them. Yeah, but uh,
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  there's a nice place. I just let you know, how good be good?
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  Bro. Yeah, he's a nice place. He's not. He's not
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  a scumbag as you might think, but he's straightforward. Say that much.
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  But scum fuck around and find out. Mommy, Yeah, what do you
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  call him? School skill? Mommy? Mommy, yeah, yeah, every
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  girls are scumbag, bro, they just hide it way better than that.
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  But they're grinding me have more threesome than they're fucking everybody. They fuck way
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  more than us for sure. Damn. There you go, words and scumbag.
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  Where where where can they follow you at? If they want to partake
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  in this lifestyle and just support your brand he'd been making. He'd been making
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  some cool ass shit, bro, Like for real, he'd been making some
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  dope ass shit. Support by his merch. I mean he's making Dodger shit.
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  He makes his Bart Timpson bomber jacket that's fucking sick as fuck, and
• 1:50:25
  all other kinds of shit to match your toxic lifestyle. So where can they
• 1:50:28
  follow you at? You can follow me on Instagram as scumbags, as cu
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  m bhs on TikTok as well. Follow my Twitter. My Twitter is pretty
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  funny, scumbags underscore la follow that one you want to laugh a little bit,
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  And yeah, you're like you're like just in, uh, justin justin
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  thet boy. But I guess the aggressive versions, yeah, bro, because
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  you'd be posting some shit where I'm like I like that. Yeah, yeah
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  bro. Everybody telling me, like normal people in relation, like, bro,
• 1:50:58
  your Twitter's fucking funny, like even people that don't even Yeah, I
• 1:51:02
  but my girls gonna trip fool like that's what it's. Read it out loud,
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  reading with your chest food not right now then, chilled dick like a
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  cam foos. Yeah, but yes, follow you at scumbags and any other
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  shout outs. That's it, Oh, shout out the blue moon, follow
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  scumbags, follow me and get some holes from it. Follow the girls that
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  follow me. Fell good. You don't tag him, you can have some
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  research. Well, I don't make it easy to get pushed the fu he
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  be. He'd be literally be posting. He's like, oh you thought I
• 1:51:44
  was getting a tagger. Yeah, he's like, I see who thirsty he
• 1:51:46
  posted views got me laughing. I't be like damn, this was just like
• 1:51:50
  because I know there's food saying it's like, just give me her what's her
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  hat? What's her hat? Tager food? Why don't you tagger on that
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  bro, give me more views. I'll tagger shit, y'all. N I'm
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  just watching it, not liking, just jacking off to my videos. Double
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  tap, double tap the fucking video. Like, Bro, I see the
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  I see that, the things, the insights. I'thing like this many views,
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  this many lives like that. Your girl's not gonna get mad battle just
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  like it. Just be like, yeah, it's trending. Yeah it was
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  Sammy. Shout outs, shout out to everyone watching, shout out top and
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  that's pretty much it. There you go, uh what is it? Ray?
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  Shout out to scumbags, thanks for coming through. Shout out to Sammy,
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  her mother who wants some you know some did. Yeah, so that's the
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  sorry, take care of yourself and save some money this weekend. It's gonna
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• 1:54:08
  you guys on Saturday. You got something else, Rick, Peace out,