Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / JLo Halftime, Hailey Bieber, Lawsuits with Justin Martindale
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Heather Macdonald.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road,
- 0:35Speaker 2: when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show
- 0:39Speaker 2: to know.
- 0:39Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales, her real life, Mr.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Segment, Serial Data, and Serial Sister. You'll be addicted and
- 0:47Speaker 2: addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Woo, woo.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have fresh from
- 1:02Speaker 2: the hills and winery of Napa, Justin Martindale. Welcome back
- 1:07Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Thank you so much. What a weekend. By the way,
- 1:10Speaker 1: hair by Aveda, shirt by Dorit's Capri Room at Bugudabepo.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Lemons on your shirt. A bright Meyer lemon.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Summer delight.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:22Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to just go to the one
- 1:23Speaker 2: photo that we took in the beautiful Hall Winery. And
- 1:28Speaker 2: I love this like tree upside down chandelier situation.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Wasn't that beautiful?
- 1:32Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Just tell me in general about the weekend. What were
- 1:38Speaker 2: your thoughts?
- 1:41Speaker 1: Napa was beautiful. It was my first time going. The
- 1:46Speaker 1: house was gorgeous. I didn't realize... that it was a
- 1:52Speaker 1: competition until like halfway through people just kept putting themselves
- 1:58Speaker 1: on the chopping block for elimination.
- 2:00Speaker 2: You're right. And you know what? I did feel like
- 2:03Speaker 2: the queen bee since I had invited you guys and
- 2:05Speaker 2: we rented the BRB PRBO. So it became this thing like,
- 2:09Speaker 2: who is never going to be invited back? Like, and, uh,
- 2:13Speaker 2: it started with you.
- 2:13Speaker 1: No, it didn't start with me.
- 2:15Speaker 2: You misplaced your phone on the car ride back. You said,
- 2:19Speaker 2: I don't think I have my phone. And I was like,
- 2:21Speaker 2: we were already 20 minutes from the airport. If we
- 2:24Speaker 2: have to turn around and get your phone, that's going
- 2:26Speaker 2: to be a huge nick.
- 2:28Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Luckily, you found it.
- 2:29Speaker 4: I found it. So I was safe for that week.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Then I was going to eliminate myself because my keel
- 2:34Speaker 2: got stuck. Which totally happens when you have little skinny feels.
- 2:39Speaker 2: It happened once on an escalator, and I thought this was.
- 2:41Speaker 1: The end of me.
- 2:42Speaker 4: And who saved you? Me with a cheese knife.
- 2:44Speaker 2: He went in the house, got a cheese knife, and
- 2:46Speaker 2: wedged me out. That was a scary moment.
- 2:48Speaker 4: I was.
- 2:48Speaker 2: The next day, Peter was a freak. He misplaced his sunglasses.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Right. We had to go back to Brasswood.
- 2:55Speaker 2: And they had it, so we thought that he was
- 2:56Speaker 2: going to be eliminated. Then, oh, then Liz was late
- 3:01Speaker 2: coming out for the Sprinter van. So I was like,
- 3:03Speaker 2: we will talk about this at the reunion.
- 3:05Speaker 1: You just left.
- 3:06Speaker 2: I literally, it was 10 minutes. And I'm like, Rumbauer's
- 3:09Speaker 2: waiting for me. Like, get an Uber or we'll send
- 3:11Speaker 2: the Sprinter van back. And then I was like, you guys,
- 3:13Speaker 2: we're just going to talk about it at the reunion. Like,
- 3:15Speaker 2: Liz and I have been friends for 45 years. And, like,
- 3:18Speaker 2: she has been consistently 10 to 15 minutes late our
- 3:21Speaker 2: whole lives. And it finally came to a head. Yeah.
- 3:24Speaker 4: And then Julie broke the glass at Rumbauer.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Like, the first toast, like, she was like the Hulk.
- 3:31Speaker 1: It broke.
- 3:32Speaker 2: Glass shattered everywhere. Like, Lisa Rinna.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Julie smash.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Like, literally, it was that moment, like, Lisa Rinna broke
- 3:37Speaker 2: the glass and said to Kim Richards, don't you fucking
- 3:40Speaker 2: talk about my husband. And Brandi was like, glass was
- 3:43Speaker 2: this close to my eyelash. Like, we didn't know what
- 3:45Speaker 2: was going to happen. And then who else?
- 3:48Speaker 4: Well, Evan. Well, hold on.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Brandi and Julie, because Julie, or Brandi got nominated because Julie,
- 3:54Speaker 1: because the association.
- 3:55Speaker 2: They're a duo. Yeah.
- 3:56Speaker 1: And then Evan, oh.
- 3:57Speaker 2: What did Evan do wrong?
- 3:58Speaker 1: Evan asked if New Zealand wine is better than Rombauer Chardonnay.
- 4:03Speaker 1: And he goes, do you like drinking cat piss? And
- 4:05Speaker 1: for the record, Evan loves cat piss. Okay.
- 4:09Speaker 4: So we're just back away.
- 4:10Speaker 2: Oh, you like your white wine to taste like cat piss.
- 4:12Speaker 2: And I said, I said, yeah, Evan, like, I don't
- 4:16Speaker 2: know if you know where we are, but we are
- 4:17Speaker 2: not only in California, but we're in America.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Love it or leave it. If you don't love our
- 4:24Speaker 2: American wines, you can get the fuck out of this country. Okay.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Like that's the way Peter bought a hat with a
- 4:31Speaker 2: flag on it that said Rumbauer. And I was like, well,
- 4:34Speaker 2: Evan can't wear that one. Do you have a New
- 4:35Speaker 2: Zealand one? Do you have a New Zealand hat?
- 4:37Speaker 4: Oh, he doesn't.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Wow. You're right.
- 4:39Speaker 2: So everyone was on the chopping block. Luckily for all
- 4:42Speaker 2: you guys, I got so wasted. Oh, never stopped drinking.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Yeah. I also was up for elimination again. Cause I
- 4:49Speaker 1: broke a glass on the porch. So that was a
- 4:52Speaker 1: whole thing.
- 4:53Speaker 2: But then you saved yourself because we walked home from
- 4:55Speaker 2: the bar after the dinner, and if I didn't have
- 4:58Speaker 2: someone holding me up that was approximately 6'4 and strong,
- 5:02Speaker 2: I could still be there today.
- 5:04Speaker 1: I had you holding on.
- 5:06Speaker 4: I had you by the hand. We were walking.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Heather decided that night she was going to be an
- 5:13Speaker 1: ally for.
- 5:13Speaker 4: The LGBTQ +.
- 5:16Speaker 2: I always am, by the way. I know. Yes, Ed.
- 5:19Speaker 1: But there was a white party, and you perked up.
- 5:21Speaker 1: You were like, I love a white party.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Oh, was that a gay party?
- 5:24Speaker 1: Yes.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know it was gay.
- 5:26Speaker 1: It had rainbow flags outside. It was called The Saint.
- 5:29Speaker 4: Very gay.
- 5:30Speaker 1: And everyone's inside wearing white, just getting ready for the solstice.
- 5:33Speaker 1: And you were like, hey, let's go in. And when
- 5:37Speaker 1: you turned, you almost fell face first into a planter.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Oh, like Luann style.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Full right into the planter. And I grabbed you and
- 5:46Speaker 1: flipped you around. It was the cleanest, smoothest save.
- 5:49Speaker 2: We should be dancing with the stars.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:52Speaker 2: And also Liz was like, oh. And then Heather came
- 5:56Speaker 2: out for the dinner. And she's like, I guess we're
- 5:58Speaker 2: wearing pajamas. I just basically wore these sweats. I think
- 6:01Speaker 2: they're sweats. They could be pajamas. I just was like,
- 6:05Speaker 2: I have to wear tennis shoes. I thank God.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Can you imagine how bad it would have fallen if
- 6:10Speaker 2: I had tennis shoes?
- 6:10Speaker 1: I think we kept saying that on the walk home.
- 6:13Speaker 1: We were just like, God, I'm so glad I'm wearing
- 6:14Speaker 1: tennis shoes.
- 6:15Speaker 4: And I was like, me too.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Then I go up to Brandon and Julie's wing. They're
- 6:19Speaker 2: in the children's wing upstairs in the morning. And they
- 6:22Speaker 2: were watching all the stories. And like my voice, God.
- 6:27Speaker 2: So I don't know why I'm so desired to do
- 6:30Speaker 2: Instagram stories when I'm drunk. But the voice just gets
- 6:33Speaker 2: progressively like, wow.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 6:35Speaker 2: And then I'm like, pleater, pleater. I call him pleater
- 6:39Speaker 2: because it's please and Peter in one word.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Pleater.
- 6:43Speaker 2: They're like, do you know that you're calling him pleater?
- 6:45Speaker 2: I'm like, I've been doing that for years. I've been
- 6:47Speaker 2: doing it in our home for like 12 years. I
- 6:49Speaker 2: didn't know I did it on Instagram stories. We were
- 6:52Speaker 2: just recapping so that we had that morning hilarious recap.
- 6:56Speaker 2: Cute brunch.
- 6:56Speaker 4: It was really, really fun.
- 6:58Speaker 1: It was perfect.
- 6:59Speaker 2: And nobody's cut out.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Yes.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Okay, let's get on with it. Good controversy in the
- 7:04Speaker 2: skincare world.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Oh, right.
- 7:06Speaker 4: What's it this week?
- 7:06Speaker 2: Okay, so Hailey Bieber. Hailey Rode Bieber. Rode is her
- 7:12Speaker 2: middle name.
- 7:13Speaker 1: R-H-O-D-E.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Has also launched her skincare line the same week that
- 7:19Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian has launched her skincare line. Okay, so Rode
- 7:25Speaker 2: is out and so is Skin, S-K-N-N, Kim Kardashian's. Her
- 7:30Speaker 2: road is one, two, three, four, five, six steps. I mean, sorry.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Road is six steps. Skin is nine.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Sixty nine.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Hers is just under six hundred dollars. It's like five
- 7:43Speaker 2: seventy five. And Kim's is I don't know how much
- 7:47Speaker 2: road is, but I noticed that the packaging is very similar.
- 7:52Speaker 2: The skin packaging, which she says it was all Kanye's
- 7:56Speaker 2: idea to do it this way. It's going with the
- 7:58Speaker 2: beige theme. It's very much like.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Her thing.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Stephen Mango as a juicy scooper said it looks like
- 8:05Speaker 2: a very prehistoric dinosaur, like a dinosaur egg, like that
- 8:11Speaker 2: kind of, I don't know, looking thing. And then her...
- 8:15Speaker 2: And then Rode is just gray and white, but also
- 8:18Speaker 2: very simple... Which I kind of think is great because
- 8:21Speaker 2: everybody has different colored products and stuff. And if you're
- 8:24Speaker 2: trying to do like a clean aesthetic on your sink,
- 8:27Speaker 2: it's kind of genius.
- 8:29Speaker 1: It's kind of Jenga. Like that's what it looks like.
- 8:32Speaker 1: It looks like I'm putting Jenga blocks on my face.
- 8:36Speaker 2: But anyway, Haley got in trouble because– Of this picture? Yeah.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Because there is a clothing line called road and spelled
- 8:47Speaker 2: the same and they're suing her for copyright. And they're like, look, just,
- 8:52Speaker 2: you know, they said it kind of nice. So like,
- 8:54Speaker 2: just change your name. And she's like, well, I tried
- 8:58Speaker 2: to get road beauty and it wrote is my middle name. Anyway,
- 9:02Speaker 2: we were talking about it, Annie and I, and Annie
- 9:04Speaker 2: was saying like, I wonder if this was on purpose
- 9:07Speaker 2: because I'm like, wouldn't she know this when you're doing
- 9:10Speaker 2: the trademarking? Like, let me just say, everybody, if you
- 9:12Speaker 2: want to make Juicy Scoop skincare, good fucking luck. It's trademarked.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 9:17Speaker 2: It's trademarked. But, you know, this has happened with a
- 9:20Speaker 2: lot of people where it's a little similar maybe because
- 9:22Speaker 2: Rode was closed, you know, originally, and this is skincare.
- 9:27Speaker 2: But this is what I think could be a genius
- 9:28Speaker 2: marketing move.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Okay.
- 9:29Speaker 5: Okay.
- 9:31Speaker 2: If Hailey, because she just had a video go where
- 9:35Speaker 2: a girlfriend came up to take a photo with her
- 9:37Speaker 2: and her security moved the girl away and she was like,
- 9:40Speaker 2: do not put your hands on her, was very sweet
- 9:43Speaker 2: and took a photo. And I do think she's a
- 9:45Speaker 2: sweet person. But wouldn't it be the best way to
- 9:48Speaker 2: handle this, even if it was pre-manipulated before, to then
- 9:52Speaker 2: go to these girls who have a small clothing company?
- 9:55Speaker 2: I mean, it's certainly no one's ever heard of it,
- 9:57Speaker 2: you know, not saying it's not successful, but it's small
- 10:00Speaker 2: and saying, you know what? Let's both be road. Let's
- 10:03Speaker 2: work together. I have this huge company. Let's let me
- 10:07Speaker 2: like buy into your company. Let you be a wing
- 10:09Speaker 2: of mine. Let's collaborate close together. Let's all be road.
- 10:14Speaker 2: That would be. so genius and so women supporting women.
- 10:18Speaker 1: So she buys these other people or collaborates with them
- 10:21Speaker 1: and they keep the name?
- 10:22Speaker 2: Collaborates them or does something, yeah, where we both keep
- 10:24Speaker 2: the name and like, just think, you have this, it's
- 10:27Speaker 2: almost like, you know, when someone goes and wants like
- 10:29Speaker 2: a Shark Tank person to help their business that's already running,
- 10:33Speaker 2: but with her, now we're going to be in a
- 10:36Speaker 2: hundred stores or whatever. Now your clothes could be in
- 10:38Speaker 2: a hundred stores, but let's all be road together.
- 10:41Speaker 1: So a pyramid scheme. That's what you're saying.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Possibly.
- 10:45Speaker 2: I don't know if it could work, but I'm saying
- 10:47Speaker 2: if I was on the Haley Beaver team and we
- 10:51Speaker 2: were like, how do we get all, we already got
- 10:54Speaker 2: a ton of publicity. So like, did we know this
- 10:56Speaker 2: was coming? And we, we didn't change the name when
- 11:00Speaker 2: we could, because we're like, even if we have to
- 11:01Speaker 2: change the name, you're going to be known as a
- 11:03Speaker 2: skincare maven. But now I'm saying, along with being a
- 11:06Speaker 2: skincare maven, you also are like, I did not. I
- 11:10Speaker 2: was not aware that I was doing anything wrong. I
- 11:13Speaker 2: respect that you started this great clothing company before. I
- 11:16Speaker 2: love your clothes. Let's work together and go down this
- 11:20Speaker 2: road together.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Oh, God. Wow.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Women supporting women.
- 11:25Speaker 4: That was road hard.
- 11:26Speaker 1: You know what? But here's the funny thing, because I
- 11:30Speaker 1: read that Kim Kardashian's line is getting in trouble for
- 11:34Speaker 1: stealing it from Lori Harvey's line of skin care. Because
- 11:38Speaker 1: hers is S-K-K. Wait. Kim's is S-K-K-N?
- 11:44Speaker 2: No, it's S-K-N-N.
- 11:46Speaker 4: S-K-N-N.
- 11:47Speaker 1: And Lori Harvey's, I think, is S-K-K-N.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Can I just say? I know. Can we get a
- 11:52Speaker 2: better education system, people? It's S-K-I-N is how you spell skin.
- 11:58Speaker 2: I don't know why nobody, when they were putting this together,
- 12:01Speaker 2: had a spell check. But both Lori Harvey and Kim
- 12:03Speaker 2: spelled it wrong.
- 12:04Speaker 1: Yeah. But also, this is the thing.
- 12:05Speaker 4: Like, get better... Like, do your research.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Don't steal. Like, Kylie got in trouble for, like, stealing
- 12:12Speaker 1: Trixie Mattel's makeup line, like, the way it was designed
- 12:17Speaker 1: and stuff, her packaging.
- 12:19Speaker 4: Like, do your research, guys.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Don't be amateurs. I just think it's... As someone who
- 12:23Speaker 1: loves skincare.
- 12:25Speaker 2: I see this all the time, and I just think
- 12:27Speaker 2: it is really hard. I mean, it's like, did Spanx
- 12:29Speaker 2: also sue Skims? No. Spanx came first, and there's been, like,
- 12:32Speaker 2: 20 other what they call, like, Shapewear.
- 12:37Speaker 3: Shapewear.
- 12:37Speaker 2: And there's been a million other shapewears that have happened.
- 12:40Speaker 2: And she's so ahead of the game, Spank. She was like,
- 12:43Speaker 2: no problem. Whatever. Do your thing. So there you go.
- 12:47Speaker 2: But I mean, look, there's a lot of skincare to happen.
- 12:51Speaker 2: You could also just wash your face. Yeah.
- 12:54Speaker 1: In the shower.
- 12:54Speaker 2: And put on some sunscreen.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Put on some sunscreen like I do.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Glowing.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Glowing. Some serum.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Yeah. Everyone's about the serums.
- 13:03Speaker 1: I love a serum.
- 13:05Speaker 2: But, you know, Kim's bringing toner back. Do you remember toner? Oh, yeah.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Did you ever use toner?
- 13:09Speaker 1: Yes. Sea breeze?
- 13:10Speaker 2: It burns. Yeah. When you were in, like, high school,
- 13:12Speaker 2: I remember, like, after a sweaty cheerleading practice.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Ugh.
- 13:15Speaker 2: I used to be like, let me just put that Seabreeze.
- 13:17Speaker 4: Oh, the Seabreeze.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Because I was like.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Look how disgustingly dirty my cotton ball is. It was like,
- 13:23Speaker 2: I'd go off on it.
- 13:24Speaker 1: What was the other one? It was Seabreeze and there
- 13:26Speaker 1: was another one. It was like, I think what? Yeah,
- 13:28Speaker 1: it was like the acne medications. Yeah.
- 13:31Speaker 4: The pads, the Oxy and the. Those hurt.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Anyway, good luck with your face. This was kind of funny.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Kim was in her, in the car doing all her press.
- 13:41Speaker 2: And her two little boys, Saint and Psalm, were there.
- 13:44Speaker 2: And they were being really bad.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Oh, were they?
- 13:46Speaker 1: Yes.
- 13:47Speaker 2: And Nori's Black Book is the most hilarious fake account.
- 13:50Speaker 4: The Instagram account?
- 13:51Speaker 2: Yeah. And she was like, this is why I take
- 13:53Speaker 2: my own.
- 13:54Speaker 1: As Nori.
- 13:54Speaker 2: This is why I take my own car. So I
- 13:57Speaker 2: don't have to be seen with these two kids. But
- 14:00Speaker 2: I have to say.
- 14:01Speaker 1: Nori or North?
- 14:02Speaker 2: Well, she goes by Nori and North.
- 14:04Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 14:04Speaker 1: But.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Yeah. But she... Listen, as a boy mom, this was
- 14:09Speaker 2: the moment that I, like, loved Kim. Because I was like,
- 14:12Speaker 2: the kids were being bad. That's what little boys do. They're, like,
- 14:15Speaker 2: four and two.
- 14:16Speaker 4: What did they say?
- 14:17Speaker 2: He was just, she goes, hi. She goes, hey, guys,
- 14:20Speaker 2: we're doing a Instagram live. And Saint goes, he goes, hey,
- 14:25Speaker 2: all you losers or something. He says something really funny, like, hey,
- 14:28Speaker 2: you know, he goes, what's up, weirdos? Like, you're all weirdos.
- 14:32Speaker 2: And she's like, stop it. And then she goes, oh,
- 14:35Speaker 2: we're going to buy toys to our guest who's not
- 14:36Speaker 2: going to get any toys. You guys are being bad.
- 14:38Speaker 2: You're being a bad influence on little Psalm. It was so,
- 14:43Speaker 2: it was honestly really cute.
- 14:44Speaker 4: These are his father's sons.
- 14:46Speaker 2: It made me feel like, yes, they're on his side. Okay,
- 14:50Speaker 2: I've been talking about the halftime show on Netflix. So
- 14:54Speaker 2: I wrote Justin last night and I said, can you
- 14:57Speaker 2: please watch it? Because I want to talk about it.
- 14:59Speaker 2: I've talked about it a lot without seeing it. And
- 15:02Speaker 2: I go, and I have your wine from the weekend.
- 15:05Speaker 2: And then he wrote back, is this blackmail?
- 15:08Speaker 4: This is blackmail.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Because this is the last thing I wanted to watch.
- 15:12Speaker 1: And you're like, hey, can you watch Halftime on Netflix?
- 15:15Speaker 1: And I was like, for you, Heather, sure. And you're like,
- 15:19Speaker 1: I have your wine. And I was like, yeah.
- 15:23Speaker 4: Yeah, so I watched this documentary last night. And I
- 15:29Speaker 4: have two questions.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Yes, please do.
- 15:31Speaker 4: The first one is.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Like, I.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Understood it. I appreciate it. I was like, we get it, J-Lo.
- 15:40Speaker 1: You're hardworking, everything. The second thought was, who is this for? Yes.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Who is this.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Right?
- 15:48Speaker 1: Like, I was just kind of like.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Honestly, it reminded me a lot of... Okay, there's a
- 15:52Speaker 2: couple kinds of documentaries that are done. Yeah. You know?
- 15:56Speaker 2: And now... I just feel like it's so obvious the
- 15:58Speaker 2: ones that were, the idea was the star.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:02Speaker 2: Please follow me around on this tour. Please show the
- 16:04Speaker 2: world of a great mom, of a great this. And
- 16:06Speaker 2: then there's ones where you're like, this is the juiciest
- 16:09Speaker 2: documentary ever. And the surprise things happen and whatever. This
- 16:13Speaker 2: reminded me very much of Kevin Hart's.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Where he was in charge of it. There were some
- 16:19Speaker 2: things he didn't plan on happening while he was filming,
- 16:21Speaker 2: but But still, in putting it together, it was, yeah,
- 16:25Speaker 2: it's your thing. Of course you're going to have the
- 16:26Speaker 2: final edit. So we never see A-Rod.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Never.
- 16:30Speaker 2: But she's wearing his ring the whole time.
- 16:32Speaker 4: Oh, that was his ring.
- 16:32Speaker 1: I was wondering if that was Ben or her.
- 16:34Speaker 2: No, remember, she got the Jolly Green Rancher from.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Oh, the Jolly Green Rancher.
- 16:38Speaker 2: So, and there's only one little tiny part of Ben.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Where he says.
- 16:42Speaker 1: She's so hardworking.
- 16:44Speaker 2: When he goes, you know, I say, don't you get
- 16:46Speaker 2: frustrated when people aren't respecting you? And she goes, no,
- 16:49Speaker 2: I'm used to it. I'm a Latino woman. And you
- 16:51Speaker 2: just you just expect to be respected. And let me
- 16:56Speaker 2: just say. As someone who's worked in this business for
- 17:00Speaker 2: almost as long as she has, she started a couple
- 17:02Speaker 2: years before me because she didn't go to college and
- 17:04Speaker 2: I did. No offense, but I'm just saying. She started
- 17:06Speaker 2: at 18, like hustling. I didn't start until I was 22.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Hustler. Look at you, the OG hustler, Heather.
- 17:11Speaker 2: But we're the same age. I don't know. Like I
- 17:16Speaker 2: just have like, I always joke about it. Like, you know,
- 17:18Speaker 2: I'm just, I'm just a girl from the Valley that
- 17:20Speaker 2: no one took seriously, you know? And like, I was
- 17:23Speaker 2: just like watching this and I'm like, and you know,
- 17:27Speaker 2: at my concert, I'm going to do some river dancing
- 17:30Speaker 2: because people need to know my roots are Irish.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Like obviously it's different to be Latina than Irish in 2022.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Like it's, you know, it was a bigger deal about
- 17:39Speaker 2: a hundred years ago. No one cares now, but I'm
- 17:41Speaker 2: just saying like, it was so much about like, Nobody
- 17:44Speaker 2: gave me a break. And I'm like, okay, hold on
- 17:46Speaker 2: a minute. You were consecutively making checks, even if they were, like,
- 17:52Speaker 2: even if there were a gig here or there, at 18.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Most artists aren't even making a paycheck until, like, late 20s.
- 17:57Speaker 2: And that's, you know. Then you get put on In
- 18:02Speaker 2: Living Color, getting a regular paycheck, like a SAG-AFTRA gig.
- 18:06Speaker 1: After she ran away from home, Heather.
- 18:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:09Speaker 1: After she ran away from home.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Because the mom got frustrated and hit her.
- 18:12Speaker 5: Yes.
- 18:13Speaker 1: But.
- 18:13Speaker 2: She beat the shit out of us. But I remember
- 18:15Speaker 2: Kenan saying to me, Kenan Ruins, he said, you know,
- 18:19Speaker 2: when I hired Jennifer Lopez, she said she wanted to sing.
- 18:23Speaker 2: She wanted to be a singer. And I said, sing.
- 18:26Speaker 2: And she sang, and he goes... And it was like
- 18:28Speaker 2: a light just shone on her, and I knew that
- 18:30Speaker 2: she was really talented. Well, that wasn't in the documentary.
- 18:33Speaker 2: That was not in the documentary. That was... Nobody would
- 18:35Speaker 2: believe I was a singer. No. No one thought I
- 18:37Speaker 2: was talented. And, you know, and it was like... I mean...
- 18:41Speaker 2: And that's where that article that I talked about a
- 18:43Speaker 2: couple weeks ago came out from 1998, where all the
- 18:47Speaker 2: bitterness that she's kind of talking about here at 50
- 18:51Speaker 2: years old in this thing, she had it in 1998.
- 18:54Speaker 2: She felt she was being snubbed by the skinny white girls,
- 18:57Speaker 2: the Gwyneth Paltrows. Those people were getting the part she
- 19:00Speaker 2: thought she should get. She thought she was more talented
- 19:02Speaker 2: than Selma Hayek, who was kind of in her category. Listen,
- 19:09Speaker 2: she's a super hard worker. This documentary was not about
- 19:12Speaker 2: her becoming a heroin addict.
- 19:14Speaker 4: I wish.
- 19:16Speaker 2: It could have been more interesting. But so many artists,
- 19:18Speaker 2: it's like that... there was a parody of a movie
- 19:23Speaker 2: with John C. Reilly that was like basically about every
- 19:27Speaker 2: rock and roll star, their same story. They start out
- 19:30Speaker 2: with a group, they lose the group, they become the star,
- 19:33Speaker 2: they have romances, they start doing heroin, they finally recover
- 19:38Speaker 2: or they die or whatever. It's everybody has, you know,
- 19:41Speaker 2: all this, just an Elvis story where you start taking
- 19:43Speaker 2: drugs because you're, you have to go to bed, then
- 19:46Speaker 2: you have to wake up. I totally respect that she's
- 19:50Speaker 2: managed to sing, dance, act, and do all the branding
- 19:55Speaker 2: and all that. And sober. And sober. And never had
- 19:58Speaker 2: a drug issue, never had a mental breakdown. So I
- 20:03Speaker 2: think that part is what is inspiring at someone at
- 20:07Speaker 2: her level, for sure.
- 20:08Speaker 4: I agree completely.
- 20:09Speaker 5: Wholeheartedly with that Christmas shopping has already started in our
- 20:13Speaker 5: house my daughter is so organised already planning Christmas gifts
- 20:17Speaker 5: from Macaulay hair care for her aunt and a fab
- 20:19Speaker 5: fragrance for her bestie but the apple doesn't fall far
- 20:22Speaker 5: from the tree I'm an early bird buying one present
- 20:25Speaker 5: a week from now till Christmas which makes budgeting less
- 20:27Speaker 5: stressful I can buy in store or online from Macaulay.ie
- 20:31Speaker 5: for home delivery or free click and collect so easy
- 20:35Speaker 5: gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll.
- 20:37Speaker 1: Love I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
- 20:46Speaker 3: people who have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have
- 20:51Speaker 3: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 20:54Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 20:57Speaker 2: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 21:00Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:02Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:05Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:08Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:10Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
- 21:11Speaker 1: I need a home dad. What happens next?
- 21:13Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 21:19Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through.
- 21:22Speaker 1: It's about what happens next.
- 21:23Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 21:26Speaker 2: every day was.
- 21:26Speaker 4: You're worth the work.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
- 21:30Speaker 1: use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 21:32Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 21:46Speaker 1: I have to say, though, every time she mentioned the
- 21:49Speaker 1: word Bronx, I wanted to take a shot of something.
- 21:54Speaker 4: And I feel like.
- 21:54Speaker 2: I'm just a girl from. I'm just Jenny from the Bronx.
- 21:56Speaker 1: If she said Bronx one more time, I would have
- 21:58Speaker 1: been like headfirst in a porta potty. Like it was
- 22:01Speaker 1: just just just like it was so much the. Again,
- 22:06Speaker 1: I also like the shade that she kind of threw it.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Laura Dern and all those other women like it was.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Laura Dern, Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman. She's like, they're
- 22:14Speaker 1: all skinny and white and blonde, you know, and she
- 22:17Speaker 1: just shows these actresses. And I was like, oh, OK.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Right.
- 22:20Speaker 1: But then I thought it was just kind of, you know,
- 22:24Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't.
- 22:25Speaker 3: It was.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Well, whenever anybody's like, I'm just a girl from the Bronx.
- 22:28Speaker 2: I had no connections. I'm like, that's still 90 percent
- 22:32Speaker 2: of Hollywood.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:34Speaker 2: And there's that 10% that's the Kate Hudson's. Right. And
- 22:37Speaker 2: the Tracee Ellis Ross's. And, you know, and they're still talented.
- 22:40Speaker 2: They just were able to get an agent and were
- 22:42Speaker 2: able to get the audition.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:44Speaker 2: But if you weren't good, they weren't going to continue
- 22:46Speaker 2: to work. But still, it's like, yeah, but you were
- 22:50Speaker 2: in America.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Like you had a family. You had privilege because your
- 22:55Speaker 2: parents were together and they were married. So it's like
- 22:58Speaker 2: if you had a home and a tight knit family,
- 23:01Speaker 2: to me, you're already there and you're naturally talented. So
- 23:04Speaker 2: it's like same with Madonna. Madonna came from this family. Yes,
- 23:08Speaker 2: her mother died, but she came from this family and
- 23:10Speaker 2: she went to the school and was dancing. Her story
- 23:12Speaker 2: is very similar to Madonna's. Madonna was just a dancer.
- 23:15Speaker 2: No one thought she could sing.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Right.
- 23:17Speaker 2: And she became a singer and an actress and she has,
- 23:20Speaker 2: you know, so I guess that's why Madonna is doing
- 23:22Speaker 2: her movie now too. Everyone has to have their movie.
- 23:24Speaker 4: They also left out the, uh, do you remember this story?
- 23:27Speaker 1: How, uh, it was allegedly, uh, that Jennifer Lopez stole
- 23:33Speaker 1: songs from Ashanti and, um, uh, God, who is it?
- 23:38Speaker 1: Ashanti and, uh, uh, Maybe it was just Ashanti. Like
- 23:44Speaker 1: she took the same lyrics or like an Ashanti song
- 23:47Speaker 1: was out and Jennifer Lopez snatched it and sang it instead.
- 23:51Speaker 1: So I thought that was interesting how many levels of
- 23:55Speaker 1: J-Lo there were. There was Latin swing J-Lo and mama
- 23:59Speaker 1: J-Lo and hip hop J-Lo. And it was just, I
- 24:03Speaker 1: don't know. And then I, you know who I appreciate? Shakira. Yes.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Because Shakira.
- 24:09Speaker 4: No one even really cared or asked Shakira.
- 24:12Speaker 2: But it also wasn't Shakira's documentary. So, yeah.
- 24:14Speaker 1: I want to get Shakira's side of this story because
- 24:17Speaker 1: she was like, I have to share the halftime with Shakira?
- 24:22Speaker 1: She's like, what? Two Latin women can't, you know, do
- 24:24Speaker 1: it on their own like every other halftime act? But
- 24:28Speaker 1: then Shakira was like, yeah, I'm missing my son's birthday
- 24:31Speaker 1: to do this.
- 24:32Speaker 2: When did she say that?
- 24:32Speaker 1: She said that like in the final rehearsal. She was like,
- 24:35Speaker 1: how old is your son? She's like, he's seven in
- 24:36Speaker 1: two days. Yeah, I won't be there.
- 24:39Speaker 4: I was like, so I need Shakira's.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Well, my daughter's going to be singing on the stage.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Sorry that your son's going to be blowing out candles.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Right, right. I'm waiting for Shakira's Netflix documentary to come out.
- 24:51Speaker 1: It's called, and it will be streaming hopefully soon. And
- 24:57Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch it.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Well, you know, she brought out her child and used
- 25:07Speaker 2: the they, them pronouns. And I don't know how long
- 25:12Speaker 2: that's been going on for, but, you know, it was
- 25:15Speaker 2: a good time to happen.
- 25:17Speaker 1: I love her daughter. I will say that. Her daughter
- 25:19Speaker 1: is a sweetheart.
- 25:21Speaker 2: The daughter's great. The daughter's great, and she's talented, and,
- 25:24Speaker 2: you know, but I just thought it was just interesting that,
- 25:26Speaker 2: you know, that was good. I guess, you know, that
- 25:30Speaker 2: then this, we're talking about her, and she's got this,
- 25:33Speaker 2: because she's probably annoyed that Hailey Bieber and Kim Kardashian is...
- 25:38Speaker 2: Step on her J-Lo glow.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, did you notice that she was like, I
- 25:43Speaker 1: divorced right before I started doing American Idol and I
- 25:46Speaker 1: became a single mom of two.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I had to get a nine to five, just like
- 25:52Speaker 2: many of you had to start working at Kmart. I
- 25:55Speaker 2: had to take a regular TV gig because I had
- 25:58Speaker 2: two little three-year-old twins and no daddy around.
- 26:03Speaker 1: I was like, I think you're okay. And I'm sure
- 26:04Speaker 1: Mark Anthony can see his kids, right? She was like, ah,
- 26:08Speaker 1: the struggle was real. And then I got Hustlers. And
- 26:12Speaker 1: to be real, did you see Hustlers?
- 26:15Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Did you enjoy it? Do you think it was Oscar worthy?
- 26:18Speaker 3: No.
- 26:18Speaker 2: And I thought it was a fun movie. It was fun.
- 26:21Speaker 2: Because I liked the juicy story behind it that these
- 26:23Speaker 2: girls were criminals. They would take home these guys. They
- 26:27Speaker 2: would drug them and steal from them. And I felt
- 26:30Speaker 2: like the movie did not portray it that way. They
- 26:32Speaker 2: made it like the one thing. little Asian girls doing
- 26:35Speaker 2: it because her grandmother's sick. That's why she has to
- 26:39Speaker 2: be a stripper. Because in 2019 or whatever the time was,
- 26:44Speaker 2: 2015 when the story came out, in America, attractive young
- 26:49Speaker 2: women can't get any other job but be a stripper
- 26:52Speaker 2: and steal from men. I mean, you can't work at
- 26:57Speaker 2: a store or a bank or maybe get a real
- 27:00Speaker 2: estate license or maybe become, sell insurance.
- 27:03Speaker 1: No.
- 27:04Speaker 2: The only job that you can get if you're not
- 27:07Speaker 2: white in 2015 and a female in New York is
- 27:11Speaker 2: to be a stripper and then steal from drunk, gross men.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:15Speaker 2: And they deserve to be stolen from because they're drunk
- 27:17Speaker 2: and they're gross. Yeah.
- 27:18Speaker 1: And I thought that I thought that Jennifer Lopez's performance,
- 27:23Speaker 1: I'm glad she got the Golden Globe nomination.
- 27:27Speaker 4: She did lose to Laura Dern.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Yeah. And was devastated. And, you know, just the team.
- 27:32Speaker 1: you know, when her chefs are all waving at her
- 27:34Speaker 1: goodbye and wishing her good luck. I really felt like
- 27:38Speaker 1: connected with her and I could identify with that because
- 27:40Speaker 1: before I left here to do Juicy Scoop, all my
- 27:43Speaker 1: chefs were like, have a great podcast with Heather. And
- 27:45Speaker 1: I was like, au revoir, I'll see you all soon.
- 27:49Speaker 1: And then when she was like, all these people kept
- 27:52Speaker 1: telling me that I was going to be nominated for
- 27:55Speaker 1: an Oscar and I started to believe it. And then
- 27:58Speaker 1: I did it and it just crushed me. And I
- 28:01Speaker 1: was like, girl, like, That's like Hollywood 101. You know,
- 28:06Speaker 1: don't say you're getting something until you get it.
- 28:09Speaker 2: What about when the agent or whatever calls her about
- 28:12Speaker 2: getting the Golden Globe nomination and she's like, oh, it's out?
- 28:19Speaker 2: I thought it was 8 a.m.
- 28:21Speaker 3: L.A.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Time.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Right.
- 28:23Speaker 2: I'm like, you've been in this business for 30 years
- 28:26Speaker 2: and you haven't ever watched when they're like, you know,
- 28:30Speaker 2: in L.A. at 5 a.m.? Like, are you kidding me? Oh, yeah, okay, great. But,
- 28:35Speaker 2: you know, finally. It only took 20 years. No, but
- 28:40Speaker 2: you got a Golden Globe nod, I thought, for Selena.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Selena, yeah.
- 28:43Speaker 2: So anyway, so I'm watching it with Brandon, and I'm like, Brandon,
- 28:47Speaker 2: do you think I'll ever get nominated for an Oscar?
- 28:50Speaker 2: And he's like, well, no, because you really haven't been
- 28:53Speaker 2: in anything, nothing good. He goes, but can't you? Isn't
- 28:57Speaker 2: there that podcast award that you paid to?
- 29:01Speaker 1: Are you paying to get nominated for podcast awards?
- 29:04Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not, but I did.
- 29:06Speaker 1: I am.
- 29:07Speaker 2: I did a couple of years ago. I, I did.
- 29:09Speaker 1: What is it called?
- 29:10Speaker 4: What's the podcast?
- 29:11Speaker 2: There's a bunch of podcast awards and it's like, I
- 29:14Speaker 2: don't know. And like, like three or four years ago,
- 29:16Speaker 2: it was like $ 330 for each category. I think I
- 29:20Speaker 2: did a couple and I, I don't know if I
- 29:23Speaker 2: think that gets you nominated, but then I didn't win anyway.
- 29:26Speaker 2: I'm like, never again. This stuff is bullshit.
- 29:29Speaker 1: The one thing I did learn about this documentary was
- 29:31Speaker 1: that Billy Bush is a creep. Still. Consecutively.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Could you imagine?
- 29:35Speaker 1: Like i can't remember that he was like so.
- 29:37Speaker 2: No he goes so what do you think about your butt.
- 29:41Speaker 1: She's like what and then i was like oh my
- 29:43Speaker 1: god he's been that way forever and then i thought
- 29:45Speaker 1: about the bus tape and all that.
- 29:46Speaker 2: There was a time when she was the only big
- 29:48Speaker 2: butt again she was.
- 29:50Speaker 1: But i like looking at isn't it weird like looking
- 29:52Speaker 1: at old like clips of like david letterman in these
- 29:55Speaker 1: late night shows and you're just like, oh God, like
- 29:58Speaker 1: how cringeworthy.
- 29:59Speaker 4: They all were. He's like, Jennifer Lopez's butt. You guys ready?
- 30:02Speaker 1: Who's going to go see that?
- 30:03Speaker 4: They're all like, it's like, oh, so gross.
- 30:07Speaker 2: But I will, I will say this about Jennifer Lopez.
- 30:09Speaker 1: She's not done.
- 30:11Speaker 2: She's not done. I've met her three times. One at
- 30:14Speaker 2: the Chelsea Lately show in which I said, is, is
- 30:17Speaker 2: it La Mer? She goes, what? I go, is it
- 30:19Speaker 2: La Mer? What makes your skin look so good? And
- 30:22Speaker 2: I think she thought in her head, I better not
- 30:23Speaker 2: confirm because that'll screw up JLo glow. But she's like, what? Anyway,
- 30:27Speaker 2: we took a photo. She was very nice.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Yes.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Then I saw her at the Kardashian Christmas party when
- 30:33Speaker 2: she was with Casper. And I went up to her
- 30:35Speaker 2: and I said, I'm so excited about your new show.
- 30:37Speaker 2: She goes, oh, the one in Vegas? I go, no,
- 30:41Speaker 2: the cop one, something blues.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Oh, the TV show she did?
- 30:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:46Speaker 4: With Ray Liotta? Ray Liotta, R.A.P.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so she was very nice. I had a
- 30:52Speaker 2: conversation with her then. Then I also saw her at
- 30:54Speaker 2: a Saks event. And she remembered me and said hi. Wow.
- 30:58Speaker 2: Besides those three incredible times that I've met her. I think,
- 31:02Speaker 2: I mean, I would do the same thing. If I
- 31:04Speaker 2: was going to do a documentary, you better believe I'm
- 31:10Speaker 2: going to look gracious, hardworking, a good mother. You're going
- 31:13Speaker 2: to see me making breakfast for my boys. You're going
- 31:15Speaker 2: to see me laughing with you. You're going to see
- 31:17Speaker 2: me having a moment where I'm like, no. You know,
- 31:21Speaker 2: let Justin shine.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Thank you. Finally.
- 31:23Speaker 2: You're going to have all the, you're going to have me,
- 31:26Speaker 2: you know, rip on Shakira. No, I'm going to, but
- 31:29Speaker 2: so I, it is what it is. And I still
- 31:32Speaker 2: sat and I did enjoy it. Cause like, I love
- 31:34Speaker 2: her body.
- 31:35Speaker 1: I love her looks.
- 31:35Speaker 2: I love her. I mean, her outfit, she has such
- 31:37Speaker 2: good style.
- 31:38Speaker 1: I mean, my God, her abs when she's going to
- 31:40Speaker 1: the actual, like halftime show, which is that crop top.
- 31:44Speaker 2: I was like, damn, she's sick looking. Is a piece
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- 32:53Speaker 2: she cut out A-Rod because they're no longer together, but
- 32:55Speaker 2: I think the reason she only featured Ben in that
- 32:58Speaker 2: little part is because she did say, you know, my
- 33:01Speaker 2: career somewhat felt overshadowed by all my relationships. But then
- 33:05Speaker 2: at the same time, your relationships... actually, you know, kept
- 33:09Speaker 2: you in the news, kept you in the tabloids, just
- 33:11Speaker 2: like Kim Kardashian. And that was one of the things
- 33:13Speaker 2: she said in the 1998 article. She's like, oh, the
- 33:16Speaker 2: only thing I know about Gwyneth Paltrow is that she
- 33:19Speaker 2: dated Brad Pitt. I guess that's interesting or something like
- 33:21Speaker 2: she kind of said.
- 33:23Speaker 1: So, well, she's the Elizabeth Taylor.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Of this generation.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Like been engaged multiple times. She has the Thanos ring collection.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Yes.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Like she's a full Avenger at this point. However, I
- 33:34Speaker 1: will say this. When you do have the Juicy Scoop
- 33:36Speaker 1: Thanksgiving party or Christmas, whatever you choose, get ready in
- 33:42Speaker 1: plain clothes. Totally.
- 33:44Speaker 4: And then when dinner's ready, full glam.
- 33:47Speaker 1: She had that flash dance hair. I was like, ah!
- 33:51Speaker 2: Also, when you do your interviews, your documentary interviews... Also,
- 33:59Speaker 2: tone it down.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Tone it down.
- 34:01Speaker 2: No hair extensions.
- 34:02Speaker 1: None.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Just a light glow. No fake lashes.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Look good.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Also, wear really average clothes. I am just giving you
- 34:10Speaker 2: guys an interview in between dance rehearsals.
- 34:12Speaker 1: And when you go to a young girl's dance recital,
- 34:15Speaker 1: picture them all in cages to make a political point. But, like,
- 34:20Speaker 1: not political.
- 34:22Speaker 2: And then also, though, the end, where it's the inauguration.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Oh, my God!
- 34:26Speaker 2: I was like, God, this just doesn't age well because
- 34:30Speaker 2: everyone was like, yes, such a happy day. And everyone's like, yeah,
- 34:35Speaker 2: I just paid $ 7 for gas. I know. Yeah. This
- 34:40Speaker 2: did not work out. I thought and also I was like, also,
- 34:45Speaker 2: she's been criticized for not having a great voice. Just
- 34:48Speaker 2: remind me that if I ever get asked to sing.
- 34:51Speaker 2: That is such an easy song. That's what I'm going
- 34:53Speaker 2: to do.
- 34:54Speaker 1: I forgot that that was the song. Wait, what was
- 34:55Speaker 1: the song? I thought she sang America the Beautiful. This
- 34:57Speaker 1: land is your land.
- 34:59Speaker 2: It's like a fourth grade song.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, this land is my land.
- 35:04Speaker 2: From California. Oh. to the New York islands. I don't
- 35:10Speaker 2: know the words.
- 35:11Speaker 1: From the Redwood Forest.
- 35:13Speaker 2: But I'm gonna change it to my song. Get loud.
- 35:17Speaker 2: Let's get loud. Hey, hey, hey. America, I love you.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Thank you. Tonight we're gonna get on the floor. I know.
- 35:33Speaker 2: I love her body, love her style.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:37Speaker 2: I'm down. I'm not, I don't mean to, if I
- 35:39Speaker 2: sound critical, I'm not, I would do the exact same thing.
- 35:42Speaker 2: I in fact, um, was doing some of the, I
- 35:45Speaker 2: was like in front of the TV doing some of
- 35:47Speaker 2: my dancing, some of her dancing.
- 35:49Speaker 4: Oh really?
- 35:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:50Speaker 2: I have a video of it.
- 35:51Speaker 1: I'll post it. And she did this like lean back.
- 35:55Speaker 1: She looks great.
- 35:56Speaker 4: I went to her concert. Where? Her 50th birthday party.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Where?
- 36:00Speaker 4: It was at the forum. Like it was like that year.
- 36:02Speaker 2: How'd you get tickets?
- 36:04Speaker 4: Ticketmaster?
- 36:05Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 36:06Speaker 2: I thought you were on a list.
- 36:07Speaker 4: Oh, no, never.
- 36:10Speaker 1: So I was standing, like, on the floor.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:13Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm never doing this again. There
- 36:15Speaker 1: was a guy with, like, a gigantic Puerto Rico flag, like,
- 36:18Speaker 1: holding it up the entire time. We can't see J-Lo.
- 36:20Speaker 1: I'm like, move your flag. And then I was like, oh, God,
- 36:23Speaker 1: am I, like, hate-criming this person who's, like, proud of
- 36:27Speaker 1: their culture? And I'm like, no, we can't see J-Lo.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Move the flag. And she, like, hair, makeup, it was
- 36:33Speaker 1: all just like, She's in bed on a screen and
- 36:35Speaker 1: she's like, I'm late for my birthday party. And I'm like, okay. Like,
- 36:40Speaker 1: it was a cute show, but it was just like.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:43Speaker 4: It's all right.
- 36:44Speaker 1: And I've met J-Lo. I waited on J-Lo once.
- 36:47Speaker 2: And?
- 36:48Speaker 1: It was very sweet.
- 36:49Speaker 4: She had her kids.
- 36:51Speaker 2: What was the tip?
- 36:53Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't think it was good. Really?
- 36:58Speaker 1: Because I don't think she paid. I think it was
- 37:00Speaker 1: like her person. But she was like, had a big
- 37:02Speaker 1: black SUV. And, like, glasses, her hair is pulled back.
- 37:06Speaker 1: And she was, like, with her kids. And I think
- 37:08Speaker 1: that woman who's in the documentary. Yeah.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Her assistant who's been with her forever. But very sweet.
- 37:15Speaker 4: But I was like, holy shit, that's Jennifer Lopez.
- 37:17Speaker 1: She is a star.
- 37:17Speaker 4: She is a star. If you see her, she's a superstar.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Just like Keaton said, just a light shines.
- 37:24Speaker 4: You see her, you're like, holy shit. It's like there's
- 37:25Speaker 4: only a few who can do that.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Good for her.
- 37:28Speaker 4: I mean, look at that.
- 37:29Speaker 2: But, yeah, you know, no, Hustlers did not deserve that.
- 37:33Speaker 2: in Oscar, though she was good in it.
- 37:35Speaker 1: She was good in it.
- 37:35Speaker 2: Hustlers was one of those movies, though, that, like, the
- 37:37Speaker 2: first half was great, and the second half I got bored.
- 37:40Speaker 2: The only part of Hustlers that I remember... Like, I
- 37:42Speaker 2: liked all the scenes.
- 37:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Like, the stripping scenes were, like, entertaining.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:46Speaker 1: I don't even remember the stripping scenes. I remember her
- 37:49Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette on the roof, and... Is it Constance
- 37:54Speaker 1: Wu who's in that?
- 37:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:55Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's, like... I'm sad. And you just see J.Lo
- 37:59Speaker 1: with her leg out with this gigantic chinchilla coat. Right.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Smoking a cigarette.
- 38:04Speaker 4: She's like, get over here, girl.
- 38:09Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, what is this scene? She's like,
- 38:11Speaker 1: I'm going to take care of you. And I'm like, okay,
- 38:14Speaker 1: I'm out. It was entertaining.
- 38:16Speaker 4: And I remember Cardi B being in it.
- 38:17Speaker 3: Money.
- 38:18Speaker 1: That's all I remember.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Beyonce has a new song, Break My Soul. Yes, I have.
- 38:25Speaker 2: But I don't remember it.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Do you want to break my soul? Do you want
- 38:29Speaker 1: to break my soul?
- 38:30Speaker 2: They sound amazing.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Do you want to break my soul? Do you want
- 38:33Speaker 1: to break my soul?
- 38:34Speaker 2: Oh, it's very repetitive.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Do you want to break my soul?
- 38:37Speaker 2: Yeah. My boys were playing me Drake's new album, and
- 38:39Speaker 2: his songs are extremely repetitive.
- 38:41Speaker 4: I heard it's terrible. But I think that's the joke.
- 38:43Speaker 1: It's like everyone's like, Drake came out with this house album,
- 38:47Speaker 1: and then Beyonce was like, got it. I talked about
- 38:51Speaker 1: this on my podcast. Just saying. It was just more new.
- 38:56Speaker 1: It's not that good.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Beyonce or Drake?
- 38:58Speaker 1: I don't really listen to Drake, but Beyonce for sure.
- 39:04Speaker 1: You know the song Robinette's Show Me Love?
- 39:07Speaker 2: How does that go?
- 39:09Speaker 1: You got to show me love.
- 39:11Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 39:12Speaker 4: So she sampled that for this.
- 39:13Speaker 2: That was really good. Got it, yeah.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Heartbreak promises. That song came out June 21st, 1993. Okay.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Which was yesterday, right?
- 39:24Speaker 2: Okay.
- 39:25Speaker 4: The song came out.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Yesterday.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Oh.
- 39:27Speaker 1: So I was like, huh.
- 39:28Speaker 4: So she sampled this song. She also loves June.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Okay. She loves, Beyonce will always release her songs, albums, whatever,
- 39:35Speaker 1: in June. This song is not that great. I'm saying
- 39:40Speaker 1: this because Robin S has been sampled so many times.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Charlie XCX has a song out right now that samples
- 39:48Speaker 1: Robin S.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:50Speaker 4: And it's just.
- 39:52Speaker 1: It's meh it's meh and i feel like people jump
- 39:57Speaker 1: on it just because it's beyonce and they're like yes
- 40:00Speaker 1: this song is it and i'm just like it's not
- 40:04Speaker 1: that great i mean it has like a cool i'm
- 40:06Speaker 1: waiting for the remix because i feel like someone can
- 40:09Speaker 1: actually give it like a nice like pool chill vibe
- 40:12Speaker 1: you know When.
- 40:13Speaker 2: I was listening to the Drake music, I was like,
- 40:16Speaker 2: I feel like this is like this weird Kanye, Billie
- 40:19Speaker 2: Eilish where someone's just like, I'll tell you why. And then,
- 40:24Speaker 2: don't know you, don't know you, don't know you, don't
- 40:28Speaker 2: know you, don't know you.
- 40:29Speaker 1: Do you know me?
- 40:29Speaker 2: Do you know me? Like, it's just like weird. It's like,
- 40:33Speaker 2: just write a song.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Let's move on. Who cares enough?
- 40:36Speaker 2: It's not the music edition. Dave Chappelle refuses to have
- 40:39Speaker 2: his name attached to the high school theater after the
- 40:41Speaker 2: backlash from the students.
- 40:43Speaker 1: What? Okay.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Okay. Don't have your name there. I can see it.
- 40:47Speaker 2: He's probably just like, fuck it. I don't need it.
- 40:50Speaker 2: You offered it to me. Then people said, take it back.
- 40:53Speaker 2: It's fine.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Don't.
- 40:55Speaker 1: Don't.
- 40:55Speaker 2: Don't have a guy on a ladder and put the
- 40:57Speaker 2: letters up. I'm good. That's what I think happened.
- 41:00Speaker 1: So the school asked him if he, if the theater first,
- 41:04Speaker 1: like the school had to think it's going to be
- 41:06Speaker 1: the Dave Chappelle theater art center, whatever.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Then because of his special, the kids were like, we
- 41:13Speaker 2: don't want it.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Okay.
- 41:14Speaker 2: And there was still, they were still going back and forth.
- 41:17Speaker 2: And the way I understand it, he was just like,
- 41:19Speaker 2: you know what? I don't want you using my name.
- 41:22Speaker 4: I love that for him.
- 41:23Speaker 1: I think that's perfect. What a great journey.
- 41:25Speaker 2: No, but I mean, why would you fight for it?
- 41:27Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you offered it. I didn't ask.
- 41:31Speaker 1: I want my name on this theater arts center at
- 41:35Speaker 1: a high school.
- 41:35Speaker 2: I mean, the thing that I think that people, schools
- 41:38Speaker 2: need to know, and I feel like even like some
- 41:41Speaker 2: of my schools, I feel like have not tapped into
- 41:43Speaker 2: this rich person world, is if your alumni... becomes super successful,
- 41:48Speaker 2: you should reach out to them and say, you know what?
- 41:50Speaker 2: We want to name this one building the Justin Martindale Building. Okay?
- 41:54Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh my God, that's so sweet.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Thank you. Forever, you're going to donate. You're going to
- 42:00Speaker 2: like it's a way to get a lot more money
- 42:02Speaker 2: than just putting the name. That's why people go. It's
- 42:05Speaker 2: whether they and then really rich people will say, I
- 42:08Speaker 2: want to give USC a building so that my name
- 42:11Speaker 2: is on USC forever. But in smaller situations, they come
- 42:14Speaker 2: to the person and act like it's a nice gesture
- 42:17Speaker 2: in the hopes that like. So I think that's kind
- 42:19Speaker 2: of what happened. He was like, hey, I probably would have.
- 42:22Speaker 2: given you guys a lot of money and really supported you.
- 42:25Speaker 2: But if you're going to be beholden to these kids
- 42:28Speaker 2: that are going to be gone and never visit your
- 42:30Speaker 2: school and probably never donate money, okay, fine. Now I
- 42:34Speaker 2: just don't even want it. Goodbye.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Who cares? I mean, it's... What would the Heather MacDonald...
- 42:40Speaker 1: Would it be the Heather MacDonald Podcasting for Performing Arts Center?
- 42:45Speaker 4: Or what would it be? The Juicy Scoop?
- 42:48Speaker 1: The McDonald's juicy scoop wing.
- 42:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 42:52Speaker 2: No, I mean, definitely I would want Heather McDonald, just the, yeah. Yeah,
- 42:55Speaker 2: the Heather McDonald wing for.
- 43:01Speaker 4: Women's studies.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Yes, for striving women. Hold on. The Heather McDonald wing
- 43:07Speaker 2: to raise women's comedic and strong voices. Oh. That's too long.
- 43:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:15Speaker 2: But it would just, it'd be something.
- 43:16Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 43:18Speaker 2: A jury found Bill Cosby sexually, that he sexually abused
- 43:21Speaker 2: a 16-year-old girl at the Playboy Mansion in 1975. You
- 43:23Speaker 2: won't break my soul.
- 43:24Speaker 1: You won't break my soul.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Oh, my God. So in 1975, this 16-year-old girl and
- 43:32Speaker 2: her 17-year-old friend were at a park, and he was
- 43:34Speaker 2: filming something. And they started talking to him or whatever,
- 43:38Speaker 2: and he said, oh, you know, being very nice, fatherly type,
- 43:43Speaker 2: we'd let girls like to go to the Playboy Mansion. Now,
- 43:45Speaker 2: 16- and 17-year-old girls They're not 12, okay? So they're like, yeah,
- 43:50Speaker 2: we want to go to the Playboy Mansion. Let's have
- 43:52Speaker 2: some fun. Let's go. They go to the Playboy Mansion.
- 43:54Speaker 2: What this girl didn't count on is that she would
- 43:56Speaker 2: be raped by Bill Cosby. And based on the Playboy
- 44:01Speaker 2: documentary on A & E, everything we know from Playmates
- 44:06Speaker 2: books and things, as well as all the trials that
- 44:08Speaker 2: have happened with him, pretty confident this happened. Pretty confident.
- 44:13Speaker 2: So anyway, even though he's been let out of prison...
- 44:16Speaker 2: She did win her civil case and got, I think,
- 44:19Speaker 2: just under $ 600, 000, somewhere in $ 500, 000. So there you go.
- 44:25Speaker 2: He's just still gross. Oh, I want to talk about
- 44:29Speaker 2: the latest with Beverly Hills' Erika Jayne.
- 44:32Speaker 4: Okay.
- 44:33Speaker 1: You know I'm watching this season, right?
- 44:35Speaker 2: I know you are.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Evan got me, like, hooked on it. Right.
- 44:38Speaker 4: I can't not not watch it.
- 44:40Speaker 1: It's good. It's a good season.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always good because the girls are great.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 44:45Speaker 2: And Erica Jane, she's not having a great week. No.
- 44:49Speaker 2: But it's all bullshit. Let me tell you what's going on.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Yeah, Erica, what's up?
- 44:54Speaker 2: So, okay, so Erica Jane, as you know, with her
- 44:58Speaker 2: case with Tom Girardi, who's in the home, let me
- 45:02Speaker 2: just tell you what happened. Years ago, he got her
- 45:05Speaker 2: these beautiful $ 750, 000 diamond stud earrings.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Years ago, like 2006 or whatever, they get robbed and
- 45:16Speaker 2: the earrings get stolen. He then buys her another pair.
- 45:20Speaker 1: Okay, good.
- 45:22Speaker 2: That pair is now worth 1.4. It's in an escrow
- 45:27Speaker 2: account or like a third party because the trustee who's
- 45:30Speaker 2: trying to collect all the money from the Tom Girardi
- 45:33Speaker 2: estate and everything for the victims in which he got
- 45:37Speaker 2: winnings for those people but then took it all and
- 45:40Speaker 2: didn't give it to them. They say, no, he bought
- 45:44Speaker 2: the replacement earrings for money in trust accounts, which were
- 45:49Speaker 2: actually the winnings of his clients slash victims. It's a
- 45:54Speaker 2: lot to cover. So therefore, what this trustee is saying,
- 45:59Speaker 2: which is kind of interesting, is she's saying that Erica,
- 46:03Speaker 2: this is from the actual lawsuit, not legal document. had
- 46:08Speaker 2: an obligation to turn the earrings to the trustee. She
- 46:10Speaker 2: did not, and the trustee was compelled to file her motion.
- 46:13Speaker 1: Mr.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Girardi's response, because of the passage of time, she gets
- 46:17Speaker 2: to keep the fruit of the embezzlement. Not so. She
- 46:20Speaker 2: names this Penal Code 496 provides that every person who
- 46:23Speaker 2: withholds any property from the owner, knowing the property to
- 46:27Speaker 2: be stolen, meaning they believe that Tom Girardi bought those
- 46:31Speaker 2: earrings with stolen money, shall be punished by imprisonment in
- 46:35Speaker 2: county jail... for not more than one year or imprisonment
- 46:39Speaker 2: pursuant to, okay, her conduct appears to be a new crime.
- 46:44Speaker 2: This is kind of a big deal because this trustee
- 46:47Speaker 2: who's trying to get this money, who's kind of really brazen,
- 46:51Speaker 2: is now saying because she's held on to the earrings
- 46:53Speaker 2: all this time, that it's actually, they said, the interest
- 46:57Speaker 2: factor is 10% per year as the principal amount of $ 750, 000.
- 47:02Speaker 2: That translates to $ 75, 000 per year for 15 years Or
- 47:07Speaker 2: 125 for a total of one. Anyway, punitive damages times
- 47:12Speaker 2: two would increase the damage to another 3.6. She's saying
- 47:16Speaker 2: that now these earrings.
- 47:18Speaker 1: These two tiny earrings.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Stud earrings are the potential claim for Erica Girardi to
- 47:24Speaker 2: owe is $ 5, 475, 000. So, listen.
- 47:25Speaker 1: Just hand them over.
- 47:26Speaker 2: Well, she is saying. She could hand them over. But
- 47:38Speaker 2: now it's like hand them over. And because you held them,
- 47:41Speaker 2: we're trying to say you even owe more. Yeah. Because
- 47:43Speaker 2: you should have given us to a long time ago.
- 47:45Speaker 2: And because it was bought with stolen money. I think
- 47:47Speaker 2: it's going to be hard for them to prove all this.
- 47:49Speaker 2: She doesn't have them. She's not wearing them out. Yeah.
- 47:52Speaker 2: But they're in this like holding thing. But she is
- 47:55Speaker 2: saying no. It was bought. I thought my husband was rich.
- 48:00Speaker 2: He'd buy me jewelry. I thought it was a gift. Yeah.
- 48:03Speaker 2: this gift should remain with me. I did not say, hey,
- 48:06Speaker 2: take the money from the victims and buy me these earrings.
- 48:09Speaker 1: And I know it's stolen money.
- 48:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:11Speaker 2: So anyway, they were just saying her refusal, this is
- 48:15Speaker 2: from All About the Tea.
- 48:17Speaker 4: I'm loving her this season.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Her refusal to turn over the diamond earrings is conversion,
- 48:22Speaker 2: for which she's been held accountable damages. She can also
- 48:24Speaker 2: be civilly liable. But then it said that she should
- 48:30Speaker 2: not keep the fruits of, of her husband's poisonous tree
- 48:33Speaker 2: because of the time that has passed since the time occurred.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Okay, fruits of her husband's poisonous tree.
- 48:40Speaker 2: I mean, here, let me just tell you, baby. It's
- 48:42Speaker 2: all bullshit.
- 48:43Speaker 1: It's all bullshit.
- 48:45Speaker 4: I love Erica.
- 48:46Speaker 1: I just love... The pretty mess is just messier than ever.
- 48:52Speaker 1: She just walks in with her vodka-spiked Mountain Dew and
- 48:57Speaker 1: her flaming.
- 48:58Speaker 4: Cheetos, and she's like, you bitches.
- 49:01Speaker 1: What are we doing today?
- 49:02Speaker 2: You know what? I'll tell you. Tom Girardi always said,
- 49:06Speaker 2: don't buy jewelry. That's my job. I let him do
- 49:09Speaker 2: his job. I wore those earrings. They said, don't give
- 49:13Speaker 2: the earrings. I gave the earrings. These people are insane.
- 49:16Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. No, I mean, she said
- 49:18Speaker 2: some brazen things. She said, on the show that we
- 49:23Speaker 2: don't know that some of the people that are suing
- 49:26Speaker 2: weren't actually already paid. That's pretty bad to say. So,
- 49:31Speaker 2: I mean, you're basically saying these people got paid, and
- 49:33Speaker 2: then they're jumping on some wagon, which I don't believe,
- 49:35Speaker 2: and neither did Garcelle. Garcelle's always just like, okay. But
- 49:39Speaker 2: there you go, Eric and Jane. She looks very pretty
- 49:41Speaker 2: in here. Meghan McCain liked it.
- 49:43Speaker 1: I know. I just saw it. It's like Meghan McCain.
- 49:46Speaker 2: But the paparazzi has got her walking around, and it's
- 49:51Speaker 2: not great. But you know what? She's fine when she's
- 49:54Speaker 2: all glammed up. But I don't know what she had.
- 49:57Speaker 2: You saw on the last episode. Yes. She had her
- 50:00Speaker 2: glam squad there.
- 50:01Speaker 4: She had her glam squad there.
- 50:02Speaker 2: So who's paying that glam squad?
- 50:04Speaker 1: Exactly. I don't think it's like a glam glam squad
- 50:08Speaker 1: because did you see that it was like just red?
- 50:10Speaker 1: And she's like, I like to push the limits of
- 50:14Speaker 1: style and fashion. I'm like, you're putting your makeup on
- 50:18Speaker 1: with sidewalk chalk.
- 50:19Speaker 4: That's what that is.
- 50:20Speaker 2: No, but she did bring two or three people to
- 50:24Speaker 2: Punta Mita.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Punta Mita.
- 50:26Speaker 2: And Kyle and Crystal and Renaud, they didn't have a
- 50:30Speaker 2: glam squad. They didn't bring extra people. And so I'm like,
- 50:33Speaker 2: those people have to get paid. At least they have
- 50:35Speaker 2: to have a room. And they didn't get to go
- 50:38Speaker 2: on the private jet, probably. So even if they're like,
- 50:41Speaker 2: you know what, we'll do it for free just to
- 50:43Speaker 2: be there and be on TV. Even if they said that,
- 50:46Speaker 2: she's got to. So where is she getting that money?
- 50:49Speaker 2: Where is that money coming from? Does she have another
- 50:52Speaker 2: sugar daddy? Do they have money in some other place hidden?
- 50:55Speaker 2: Is Tom really that incoherent?
- 50:58Speaker 1: She did say she's getting laid this last episode.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Yeah, so she might have a boyfriend that's like flowing
- 51:03Speaker 2: her some bones.
- 51:04Speaker 1: Exactly. Well, it's like when we went to Napa, I
- 51:06Speaker 1: had my team go in a couple days before.
- 51:09Speaker 2: And pick out your room.
- 51:11Speaker 1: Pick out my room. They set up, I'm sorry, the
- 51:13Speaker 1: Cabernet room.
- 51:13Speaker 2: Yes.
- 51:14Speaker 1: We picked the Cabernet room. I had my team set
- 51:16Speaker 1: up how I like my room to be.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:20Speaker 1: My aesthetic. And no problems. We walked in. My team
- 51:24Speaker 1: was there. Everything was set up.
- 51:26Speaker 2: It smelled right.
- 51:27Speaker 1: Smelled right. It was fantastic.
- 51:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:28Speaker 1: It's great. Thank you, Diana, for inspiring me.
- 51:31Speaker 2: Then we put them in the shed.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:34Speaker 2: I called her Diane Jenkins. I understand now, everyone. It's Diana.
- 51:37Speaker 1: It's Diana.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Jenkins.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Diana Jenkins.
- 51:40Speaker 2: Amber Heard is set to write a tell-all book.
- 51:43Speaker 4: Can't wait to not read it.
- 51:46Speaker 2: I might read it.
- 51:47Speaker 4: You have to read it. It's your job. I'll just
- 51:50Speaker 4: watch her. I'll just record her at a TJ Maxx.
- 51:53Speaker 2: You just showed me something amazing involving TJ Maxx. And
- 51:58Speaker 2: it was an old... YouTube series that our girl, Countess Luanne,
- 52:03Speaker 2: did 14 years ago.
- 52:04Speaker 1: Yes.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Where can, we will, we gotta like post this.
- 52:08Speaker 4: Let me post this real quick. And I have to
- 52:11Speaker 4: give credit to where it's due.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Yes.
- 52:14Speaker 1: Robert Matthew on Instagram. He DM'd me this this morning
- 52:17Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my God. This is called
- 52:19Speaker 1: The Countess Report. It's on YouTube. Apparently, she goes around
- 52:26Speaker 1: doing like correspondent work.
- 52:28Speaker 4: You know, the Lord's work.
- 52:29Speaker 2: She said, TJ Maxx is my favorite bargain shopping place.
- 52:35Speaker 1: She's at the TJ Maxx in the Hamptons where they
- 52:38Speaker 1: caught Amber Heard. So thank you, Robert Matthew, for that gem.
- 52:42Speaker 2: This was the TJ Maxx in Bridge Hampton.
- 52:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:45Speaker 2: And you can find it great. We're getting all the
- 52:47Speaker 2: little girls $ 40 and their mothers $ 60. And this little
- 52:52Speaker 2: girl is called, not her name is... Oh, my God.
- 52:56Speaker 4: This little girl is called Valerie or whatever her name is.
- 52:59Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It's bad, but also that was
- 53:02Speaker 2: 14 years ago. 14 years ago it was posted. And
- 53:03Speaker 2: our girl is much more comfortable in front of the camera,
- 53:08Speaker 2: I think. Speaking of Amber Heard, I want to do
- 53:11Speaker 2: a quick correction because I was talking on the last
- 53:15Speaker 2: episode how she said I have a whole binder of
- 53:18Speaker 2: notes that my therapist took about abuse that I said
- 53:22Speaker 2: was happening to me with Johnny Depp that was not
- 53:24Speaker 2: allowed in court. And I said, well, it was my
- 53:26Speaker 2: understanding that if you tell a therapist you're being abused,
- 53:29Speaker 2: they have to report it. But according to my Patreon girl,
- 53:35Speaker 2: Anastasia Bullock, thank you very much. She said, as a
- 53:38Speaker 2: psychologist in New Jersey, and there are times that I
- 53:40Speaker 2: work with survivors of domestic violence, just listen to your podcast.
- 53:44Speaker 2: And you mentioned the Amber Heard And she said, I
- 53:47Speaker 2: wanted to clarify that this isn't true, and if you
- 53:51Speaker 2: did break confidentiality as a provider, it would be illegal.
- 53:54Speaker 2: More importantly, it could put your patient in danger. We're
- 53:58Speaker 2: trained to support domestic violence survivors in making decisions about
- 54:01Speaker 2: the steps they want to take with the police or
- 54:04Speaker 2: local domestic violence services and lawyers, but we can't be
- 54:08Speaker 2: the ones to report it ourselves. Okay, so I was wrong.
- 54:12Speaker 2: I was thinking, I think I was thinking maybe it's
- 54:14Speaker 2: only with kids, like a school nurse.
- 54:16Speaker 1: Right.
- 54:16Speaker 2: I don't know. But anyway, thank you. Thank you. That's
- 54:19Speaker 2: why I have my Patreon peeps to be my co-producers
- 54:23Speaker 2: and fix those things. But she says she's going to
- 54:25Speaker 2: write a tell-all book. And also the juicy scoop is
- 54:29Speaker 2: the video of her making out with Cara. What is
- 54:33Speaker 2: her name?
- 54:33Speaker 4: Cara Delevingne.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Yes. It's being shared all.
- 54:36Speaker 1: Over the internet.
- 54:37Speaker 2: Who does she not make out with? It's kissing in
- 54:39Speaker 2: the elevator of the penthouse that she shared with Johnny
- 54:42Speaker 2: Depp while she was still married. This was a big deal,
- 54:45Speaker 2: but I felt like we had... Hadn't we seen this footage?
- 54:48Speaker 1: No.
- 54:48Speaker 2: Is this really the first time we've seen this footage?
- 54:50Speaker 1: I think it might be the first time we've seen
- 54:51Speaker 1: this footage, but also it's Cara Delevingne.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Who's not going to want to make out with her?
- 54:56Speaker 1: No?
- 54:57Speaker 2: Is she not hot?
- 54:57Speaker 4: She makes out with everybody.
- 54:59Speaker 2: Oh.
- 55:00Speaker 4: Do you think she's hot?
- 55:01Speaker 2: Peter was like, wait, was she a lesbian before? I'm like, God,
- 55:04Speaker 2: have you not paid attention? She was like married before.
- 55:07Speaker 3: Peter.
- 55:08Speaker 2: I mean, my God. She was married to a woman
- 55:13Speaker 2: or living with a woman when she first got together
- 55:15Speaker 2: with Johnny Depp.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Right.
- 55:16Speaker 2: So, of course. And then this was with Elon Musk. Also,
- 55:20Speaker 2: Amber Heard has one of the world's most beautiful faces,
- 55:22Speaker 2: according to science, that it's perfectly.
- 55:26Speaker 1: Symmetrical?
- 55:27Speaker 2: Yes. I mean, I do think she's pretty.
- 55:29Speaker 1: Okay.
- 55:30Speaker 2: But now, Elon Musk, who we still don't have full confirmation...
- 55:35Speaker 2: If he is the baby daddy or sperm donor to
- 55:41Speaker 2: Amber Heard's baby. But he does have eight kids.
- 55:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:46Speaker 2: With like three different women.
- 55:48Speaker 1: He also looks like Ben Affleck in the microwave. Right? Just.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Kind of.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Like a little melty Affleck.
- 56:00Speaker 2: So Elon Musk has twin boys.
- 56:03Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 56:03Speaker 2: And one of them identifies as a girl and was,
- 56:09Speaker 2: I think, going with by pronouns they, them. But now
- 56:11Speaker 2: that 17-year-old who identifies as a girl has changed her
- 56:16Speaker 2: name to Vivian, but also no longer a musk and
- 56:22Speaker 2: wants nothing to do with Elon.
- 56:24Speaker 1: Wow.
- 56:25Speaker 4: Well, that'll change, I'm sure.
- 56:30Speaker 1: I want nothing to do with you, Dad. Help. Help. Help.
- 56:35Speaker 1: This sucks. Help. I mean, technically. I love a 17-year-old
- 56:41Speaker 1: rebellious face. I get that. But, like, when you get
- 56:44Speaker 1: to be, like, 19, 20, you're going to be like, daddy.
- 56:48Speaker 2: This ex-wife, they did in vitro as well. She's very
- 56:54Speaker 2: into the in vitro. And I guess I don't even know.
- 56:58Speaker 2: I don't know if he did in vitro with Grimes,
- 56:59Speaker 2: but he has two kids with Grimes. But anyway, this one,
- 57:04Speaker 2: I'm sure the woman, the mom, is quite wealthy if
- 57:10Speaker 2: that son. really doesn't want to tap into the billions
- 57:14Speaker 2: and just wants to tap into the millions that the
- 57:16Speaker 2: mom probably got being his ex-wife and mother of his kids. But,
- 57:22Speaker 2: I mean, the comments were so funny. Like, I'll be adopted.
- 57:25Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding, right? I want nothing to do with him.
- 57:28Speaker 4: It's like, I'm free for a couple hours. I'll be
- 57:32Speaker 4: your son.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, sad divorce news, you guys. This couple was
- 57:38Speaker 2: so beautiful. Robert Rupert Murdoch And Jerry Hall are divorcing
- 57:43Speaker 2: after six years of marriage. And I said, wasn't he
- 57:46Speaker 2: married to somebody else? Because he was featured in that
- 57:49Speaker 2: bombshell movie about the Fox and Roger Ailes and everything.
- 57:56Speaker 2: Because he was like an owner of that.
- 57:58Speaker 4: Margot Robbie was in that.
- 57:59Speaker 1: He was nominated for Golden Globe the same year as
- 58:02Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.
- 58:04Speaker 2: And his wife in that that was featured during that
- 58:07Speaker 2: saga was Wendy Murdoch. So he's been married four times.
- 58:11Speaker 2: He's 91. It's probably his last. It's his fourth divorce
- 58:16Speaker 2: and most likely his last.
- 58:18Speaker 1: His last divorce.
- 58:21Speaker 2: Yeah. But Jerry Hall is 65 and she was married
- 58:26Speaker 2: or with For years.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Rolling Stone.
- 58:29Speaker 4: What's his name? Mick Jagger.
- 58:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:30Speaker 5: Wow.
- 58:32Speaker 2: I love Jerry Hall. I don't know. What do you
- 58:34Speaker 2: think happened? Why do you think they broke up?
- 58:37Speaker 1: Probably.
- 58:38Speaker 2: They look so happy here.
- 58:41Speaker 1: What did happen? What do you think happened? He's 91
- 58:44Speaker 1: and getting divorced? She's annoying.
- 58:48Speaker 2: 65 and 91. I mean, it's got to be that.
- 58:53Speaker 2: I think it's that his son's like, got in there
- 58:56Speaker 2: and was like, she's bad, dad.
- 58:58Speaker 4: Got in there like into Jerry Hall?
- 59:00Speaker 2: No, got into his ear and was like, she's never around.
- 59:04Speaker 2: And she probably isn't. I remember that happened with Sonia Morgan.
- 59:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:08Speaker 2: Like her story, she was with him. much older guy.
- 59:11Speaker 2: She always cries about that she, you know, her marriage ended.
- 59:15Speaker 2: But from all the rumors I heard is that she
- 59:17Speaker 2: was going to like Saint-Tropez.
- 59:20Speaker 4: Bless you.
- 59:21Speaker 2: And at one time her husband was sick and she...
- 59:24Speaker 2: He left and her friend, who was her age and
- 59:27Speaker 2: also divorced, then moved on in there. And then he
- 59:30Speaker 2: married her. He divorced Sonia and married her. So I
- 59:34Speaker 2: think even if your husband is 35 years older than
- 59:36Speaker 2: you and you think he's, like, old and not with it,
- 59:40Speaker 2: you better be holding his hand until he dies. That's
- 59:44Speaker 2: what Erika Jayne used to say. I thought I was
- 59:46Speaker 2: going to hold that man's hand until he died. Unfortunately,
- 59:49Speaker 2: he lived.
- 59:50Speaker 1: Unfortunately, he lived.
- 59:52Speaker 2: Unfortunately, he's lived. He's in a home. No, but I mean,
- 59:55Speaker 2: that's the thing. If you're going to do this and
- 59:57Speaker 2: you think 65, 91, well, listen, it was six years ago.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: So six years ago, she was 59, gorgeous, six feet
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: tall model, still ready to have some fun. And he
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: was 86 or 85. And she probably was like, you
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: know what? We can still go to dinner and have
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: conversations later. I don't need to bone anybody or hop
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: on for one second or whatever. But then I think
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: it just got to be probably, he was probably like, no,
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: you can't go anywhere. No, but we have the yacht. Like,
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: I just want to take my girlfriends out on the yacht.
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: And at 91, he doesn't want to get on a boat.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: He doesn't want to do anything. And then he was like,
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: you know what? You haven't been around. You went on
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: a two-week trip with your friends. You're having fun. I
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: don't even think that she's cheating. I think that she's
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: just like.
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: I want to go have some fun. I don't want
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: to be in this dark room watching Casablanca like all
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: the Playmates had to do with, you know, Hugh Hefter.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: So that's what I think happened.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: And what's in the attic? Bats or owls? What is it?
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Do you remember the show?
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: Is Staircase done yet?
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: Staircase is done.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Okay, I must have two episodes left, so don't tell me.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: God, it's really exhausting.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: I got a little tired.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Do you remember the show with Jerry Hall, the reality
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: show she had?
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: She had a reality show?
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: Yes, it was called Kept.
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: Kept.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: And she was looking for a kept young man. It
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: was like when cougars were a thing, like when Ashton
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: and Demi were dating.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: So she was no longer with Rolling Stone guy.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: She broke up with him. I want to say it
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: was a VH1 reality show called Kept.
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: Amazing. And it was her and all these, like, young suitors.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: And they'd be like, I'm here to win Jerry Hall's love. And, like,
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: I don't know who won.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: Well, then that's very telling. If she was looking for
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: a young dude and then a few years later jumps
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: on this old sack of bones.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Do you? Yeah. Do you remember when she was the
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: spokesperson for Old Navy? What if.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: What if.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: Yes, I do remember that.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: She was like, oh, it's my Old Navy tech vest.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Yes. What if those sons are like, hey, Dad, we
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: just realized that she had a reality show.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: The past comes back to haunt her.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be careful, girls. Well, Todd Chrisley and
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Julie Chrisley... They, we don't know what's going to happen.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: They have been convicted. They still have their podcast.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Good. Confessions. And he's still gay. We don't know that. Oh, allegedly.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: That was a jealous person. And he said, thank you
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: for all your support. We love you, but we can't
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: talk about this.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: She's looking at him.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: As if anyone else is listening to this podcast to
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: hear like apple pie recipes.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: I mean, my God, she's looking at him like Toni
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: Collette looked at Colin Firth.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: In that picture.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: She's like, I checked your email. Escorts? Really?
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: I know, maybe she should watch the staircase and be like,
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: at least that didn't happen to me.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: She should push him down the staircase. Let's have a
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: role reversal.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Chris Lee knows best, bitch.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Jussie Smollett says, I'm not a piece of shit. And
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: he insists that he did not lie or prey on
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: LGBTQ fears. He just says, you know, he's just still,
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: he was on Sway's Sirius XM show, and he said
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: he got screwed in court.
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: Okay, we get it.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: And that, like, just, you know, like he's just saying
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: he did not do it. He's just trying to, he's just,
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: he says, I'm not that motherfucker.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: I mean, he's just going to double down forever, but,
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: I mean, it's over. But at least he can be
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: guests on podcasts.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and he can also write his tell-all book.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: With what? The only thing he could do is to
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: write a tell-all and say why he created that story.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: And then tell everything. That's what he should do. He
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: should be like, I am going to come clean. He
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: should not be doubling down now.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: No.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: But he shouldn't also come clean on some serious XM show.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: He should save that. It shouldn't be an interview. It
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: should be a full-blown story.
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: And.
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: Somehow create some sympathy with your life leading up to
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: it and then how you created the lie. Then the
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: lie got too deep. Then you were like– you thought
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: it would get you some press but you didn't think
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: it would blow up that much. So then you were
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: like– and then the freak out of when they started
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: to suspect you. That would be so juicy.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: That would be a juicy, juicy tidbit.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: And then that could be sold into a movie and
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: you could– EP it.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: Not without my hate crime or something along those lines.
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: However, I will say this.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: Subway sandwich at 2 a.m. Oh, God, no.
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: I did get triggered from this picture because.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I had this hat. You did? When? I had this
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: hat my senior year in high school.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: It's like a green fisherman bucket hat.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: Yes, that was the style back in the late 90s,
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: early 2000s. And I went to a frat party.
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: And what happened?
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: And this guy ripped it off my head, and my
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: hat was gone. And I was like, no, my hat.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: And then they threw it in the oven, caught it
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: on fire, and then took it out in the middle
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: of the street, and then pissed on it to tame
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: the flames, and then threw it back at me. So
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: I had a pee-soaked, burnt bucket hat.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: And wait, was this because.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: They were harassing you because they liked you because you
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: were in your frat or they were harassing you because
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: they didn't like you.
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: They didn't like my hat.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: And I was a expletive gay word. Yeah.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: They knew that you were gay because of the hat?
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: I mean, if you saw pictures of just this tall,
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: elegant twink with just cheekbones and hair.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: I love girls, he said.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Wow. And they burned it, peed on it. And then
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: threw it back at me. And to this day, I
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: think it was Jussie Smollett. Sticking by it. Wow. Yeah.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: That is like, that's juicy.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: And so then he got a new version of the hat.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: No, I gave up on the bucket hats.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: Maybe he saw you in that hat. And that's when
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: he realized he was gay. And then he's been copying
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: your look ever since.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Son of a bitch.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: Bitch.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: Well, good luck to that. Here's a fun look. This
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: is Nordstrom.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Here's a fun look.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: You guys, Nordstrom's, and yes, I add an S at
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: the end of Nordstrom.
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: Yeah, Nordstrom's.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Shut up.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Anyway, this looks like if you're going as like a tarantula.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: There's extra puffs. It's really big sleeves. It's a puffy
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: jacket that then... has like chains at the bottom of
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: it that you guys check out my YouTube.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: Go to YouTube. You type in Heather McDonald. You subscribe. Listen,
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: you're going to see these photos because it is just,
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: it's one of the worst things I've seen.
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: I think it's pretty horrifying.
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: It's giving you, um, showgirl hustler trapped in a bounce house.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: Can you just look up how much this is?
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: It has to be, let's guess.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Okay. How much do you think?
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: I'm going to guess 1150.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: $ 1, 150. I'm going to go higher. I'm going to say.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop price is right.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Yeah, Juicy Scoop price is right. I'm going to say.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: $ 3, 000.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: The thing is, like, even if you bought it, how
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: many times can you wear it out? Like, it's pretty memorable.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Like, you can't wear this in Chicago in winter. You
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: have to... You're like, my... Well, I mean, that's what
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: it's for.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: It's got to be, like, really warm weather.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: $ 1, 170.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: I literally... It's $ 1, 170. Double showcase. I literally got it
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: because you have to be under it, and I did $ 1, 150.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: You guys... Wow. Thank you, Mom and Dad, who never
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: sent me to camp, and I watched Price is Right
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: every morning at 9 a.m. on CBS for numerous summers.
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: That's terrifying. Oh, I saw this.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: This is a TikTok that went viral that New York
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Post wrote about. We just found out we're siblings, but
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: we're still dating. These two girls... who are lesbians together.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: Lesbians together.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: I mean, they're lesbians and they are enjoying each other's vaginas.
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: Because it looks familiar.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: Yes. And they realized that their moms both dated the
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: same man at the same time and neither of them
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: know who their dads are, I guess. And so they're like,
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: what should we do? I think this is a TikTok
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: fucking weird prank.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: You think so?
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: Yeah, because then everyone's like, what should we do? Take
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: the 23andMe or not? And they're like, well, you guys
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: do look alike, and they have an OnlyFans where they
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: lez out together.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Hot.
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: So are they lezzing out sisters? And then I was like,
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: and then people were talking about.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean like hot, like hot.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: I was getting like tattoo vibes.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: Do you remember tattooing?
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: All the things she says, all the things- Who's tattoo?
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: They were those like little like girls that dress up
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: like school girls and they were like lezzy for each other.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant the little Latino guy from
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: Fantasy Island.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. No, that's a different tattoo. Deplane, deplane, deplane. No,
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: tattoo was like this like early 2000s girl group. There
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: were two girls- One was red-haired, one was brunette, and they, like,
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: were together, and they were, like, make-out and stuff.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: But then what? They weren't really lesbians, or they were?
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: That was the thing. They were like, are they?
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: But then they were like, no, we just love each other.
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: So.
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: But they had that song that... Oh.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: I like that song.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Running through my head.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: Yeah. Running through my head.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: Where are they today?
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: Exactly. Well, listen.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Here's the thing. The reason why people thought it was
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: wrong to... be with your cousin... Sure. is because they
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: thought if you procreated, that kid might be genetically off.
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: A mutant.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they're not going to get pregnant from
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: each other.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: So, lick away. I mean, who cares?
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: You can't just say, lick away.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: But, I mean, who cares?
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: I know. Who cares?
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Like, even if this is a true thing, which I
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: don't think it is, like, if they found out they
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: were sisters, I mean... I know that there's gay porn
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: where there's gay identical twins that make so much money
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: because they get off on each other.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: Who actually do it.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: And again, I think that's wrong, but in a way,
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: maybe it's not. Like, who cares?
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: Who are we?
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: Who are we to judge? I mean, if they're not procreating,
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: I wish there were straight people that didn't procreate.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: Exactly, but I'm saying, I think that's where the laws
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: came into play. And still, back in the day, people
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: would still... I think the law still was like, oh,
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: you could with your second cousin get married. But I
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: think that kind of was the thing. Obviously, back in
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: a long time ago, a lot of people had to
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: get with their sibling because there was only people around.
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: Oh, right.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: I know you probably never saw this movie, but Brooke
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: Shields was in this movie called Blue Lagoon.
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: Blue Lagoon, yeah.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Anyway, she was 14. It was one of the many
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: child porn things that her mother put her in. along
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: with pretty baby and with the nude photos that she
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: took for Calvin Klein. No, she did a nude photo
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: shoot when she was 10, completely nude in a bathtub
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: that her mom got her the job for, for a
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: magazine that was owned by playboy. And it was their
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: sister magazine that was supposed to be like more artistic,
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: but it was 10 year old girls. She was 10 years.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: So after that, then she did pretty baby and, which
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: she was, like, 12 in.
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: Which she was, like, a prostitute?
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: Which she was a prostitute in the 1920s and, like,
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: married a 35-year-old.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: Like Jerry Hall.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: Yes. And then she did this thing, which was, I
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: remember going to see the movie and, like, she and her, like,
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: they were, like, shipwrecked. And she and her, I thought
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: it was her brother.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: Was it not her brother?
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: No.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: I thought it was her brother.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: In the movie. In the movie.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: And they're like shipwrecked as little kids. And then they
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: grow up and by like 14, they're fucking.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: And she just, you know, had like her hair cover
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: her boobs and they had a little baby. And I
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: remember thinking, wait a minute. Like, does that mean the
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: baby's going to be, I guess not all babies are fucked.
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: I mean, people, unfortunately, sometimes are, you know, victims of
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: incest and sometimes they have their dad's baby. And that
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: baby grows up to be okay.
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: Look at the royal family.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't know if this is true. Right, exactly.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: I am the Duke of Washington.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: But I'm saying back in a long time ago when
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: there wasn't enough people in your town, you would sometimes
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: maybe marry your cousin or something.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: We got to keep the bloodline pure. God, gross.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: Anyway, do you think this is real?
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: You're asking, is this real, these two siblings?
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: I think they thought of it, and I think it's genius.
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: Or is this a parent trap?
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: I let them lick, lick away. Go girls.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: I think, I think it's a really like genius thing
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: to do on Tik TOK. I just saw this other
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: Tik TOK where this girl says, I, cause I've joked about,
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: I know there'll be a day where someone sues their
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: parent for like having me like it was not my consent.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: You have to take care of me. And it's happened
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: in India. And so this young girl who's probably a
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: juicy scooper did a Tik TOK saying, and she does
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: it really seriously. She's like, a lot of people are
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: asking me about when I sued my parents and I
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: sued my parents. I did win my case. And I'm like,
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: wait a minute. How have I not heard of this case?
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: Because someone sent me the TikTok. So then I started
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: reading all the comments, and they're like, it's a joke.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: It's a lie. It's whatever.
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: But she's like doubling down because she's getting so many views.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: And she's like, no, they owe me for the rest
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: of my life because they had me without my consent.
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: And then she takes some of the comments, but they're like,
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: why don't you undo yourself? Like, whatever.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 1:13:52Speaker 5: And then.
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: But she made up the lie.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: And what are we supposed to do?
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: Like talk into our balls? Are you supposed to be
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: a ball whisperer before you hook up with some guy?
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: You're like, do you want to be born, baby? Right.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: But I'm saying the TikTok.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: The point is, of course, that's why I've said it
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: was a ridiculous thing, but I thought it might happen.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: But I think this girl just. Like, I think some
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: people are going to start doing, like, TikToks and tell
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: outrageous stories that are just made up.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: And then the people fight with each other. Is this real?
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: Is this not? In the end, you still get a
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: million views, so you're a winner.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: See, I think your TikTok is very different from my TikTok.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: My TikTok's just, like, slutty, tattooed lumberjacks, like, splitting open
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: wood with their bare hands. And I'm like, I didn't
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: ask for this.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Apparently you did.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: They know what's in your head.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: I guess.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: And they know what's in my head.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: It's very strange.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: That's how you guys should really know who you're hanging
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: out with. Just go, let's switch each other's TikToks.
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: We should.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Let's watch our For You page. For like 20 minutes.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: Change the algorithm.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: And then just see. Wow. Wow, Justin. You like wood chopping.
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: My legs.
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like wood.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: And then you'll be like, Heather, why do you have
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: so many things about narcissists and women that are like sad.
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: And missing. Mine's like some dude licking his lips going.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: And like swinging his junk and his gray sweatpants. And
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't ask for this. And then every
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: now and then I'll get like a baking recipe. And
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? And people are like, you
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: have to post three videos a day. And I'm like,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: I don't want to.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: I'm exhausted. I'm going to follow these Les sisters, though.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. Why not? Oh, speaking of which, Perry Adair
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: O'Connor Siegel. Hi, thank you. From Juicy Scoop Obsessed. She
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: sent this to me and I just thought it was interesting.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: She said, seeing the post about Paul Walker. Now, a
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: lot of things have been people are always like, you know,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: Paul Walker.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: From Fast and Furious?
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: Yes. Rest in peace. But he did have a girlfriend
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: that was 16.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: That he was 32. And they kind of tried to
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: fuzz over that. And that her parents had to give consent. Whatever.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Reminded me of a story I read recently about Don
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: Johnson and Melanie Griffith.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: Who looks like Kristen Stewart there.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: She moved in with him when she was 14 and
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: he was around 22. They married after she turned 18.
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: He went on to star in Miami Vice. It seems like, listen.
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: And they had, you know.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: Dakota Johnson.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: Yeah. But I remember this. And I remember being like,
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: wait a minute. And it was like, she met him.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: And like, I don't know.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: A playground?
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: Like what?
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: Like, I got to look more into it. But it
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: is true.
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: 14.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Where were her parents? I don't know.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: I just think people were different. I think they were like,
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: you're a rebellious little brat. Fine. Go.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: My grandparents got married when they were 14. Something like that.
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: Were they brother and sister?
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: No. I mean, it was Mississippi, so who knows? No.
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: But they, like, yeah. It was weird.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Like, I remember them getting married. They got married really,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: really young. And then they, like, went and did dance
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: competitions around the South. Like, you know, like 1950s. And
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: then my granddad worked for Elvis. And they ended up
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: getting married. My grandmother went to high school with Elvis.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Well, speaking of Elvis, Elvis met his Priscilla Presley at 14.
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: And people wonder if the movie Elvis will really feature
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: the fact that she was 14 and he met her
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: when he came home from the army or he met
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: her before he went to the army.
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: He met before that.
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: He met before he went to the army and then
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: got married to her. And I always remember being like, what?
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: She was 14? Did the parents allow it? It's like, yeah.
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: Jerry Lee Lewis, his cousin.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: It was a double whammy. She was 14 and his cousin.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:17:54Speaker 4: Great balls of fire.
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: Wow, wow, and wow. Oh, no. Really quick, we're going
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: to end on this. Khloe Kardashian is supposedly dating a
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: private equity investor that Kim introduced her to. We've been
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: praying for this.
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: Have we?
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: The world, that she would just date someone that is
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: not a basketball player.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: Sure. And so.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Who knows?
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: But that's kind of exciting for her. Justin, tell everybody
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: where they could find you. What's going on?
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: Oh, find me, please, at Justin Martindale on Instagram, Justin
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: Martindale on Twitter. Listen to my podcast, Just Sayin', with
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: Justin Martindale on iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast fix.
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: And that's it. I'm still brain dead a little from Napa.
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- 1:18:48Speaker 1: Bye. Thanks.
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