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250: Polyfamily Recap - Who's Your Daddy? (S1 E3) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: all right, any major takeaways from this the third episode
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Speaker 1: we are one week behind, just to remind you the
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Speaker 1: third episode of Polly Family, what we thoughts. I just like,
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Speaker 1: can't with these people. I hate them.
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Speaker 3: I hate them all, just literally all of them are
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Speaker 3: so hateful.
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Speaker 1: I don't like them.
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Speaker 3: I think like the least hatable out of all of
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Speaker 3: them is maybe Alicia. But at the same time, it's like, yeah,
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Speaker 3: you suck too, and your eyelashes are bad.
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Speaker 1: Eyelashes are bad, or clothing choices are bad. Don't need
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Speaker 1: to see these yoga pans, my god, don't need to
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Speaker 1: see any of this business in the yacht suits. All
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Speaker 1: of this is making me very uncomfy. Yeah, my thought was, well,
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Speaker 1: I just know I don't know the yacht tub, the
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Speaker 1: marinating genitals in hot water, the stew I couldn't.
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Speaker 3: I mean, like cruises on the Willamette River, which I'm
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Speaker 3: just like, is already kind of stinky, and then you have.
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Speaker 1: These kissing each other speak cringey. That bad water was
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Speaker 1: probably nice.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The whole time, I'm just I'm grimacing. I'm like, when's
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Speaker 1: this over?
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Speaker 3: Like did you shower? Just like I don't know, I can't.
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Speaker 1: I was watching Nicki Haberstocks recap of Polly Family. I
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Speaker 1: can't believe she and her husband John, they're so wholesome
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Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I can't believe they're watching this. They
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Speaker 1: have to watch this. Yeah, But Nicki was saying that
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Speaker 1: she thinks there's only going to be six episodes of
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Speaker 1: Polly Family, and I thinks tonight the fourth one airs,
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Speaker 1: which means there's only two more, which means by the
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Speaker 1: time Sister Wives ends, and we were going to catch
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Speaker 1: up with Polly Family, Well, Polly Family's going to be over.
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Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm okay with that. And that's
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Speaker 1: my takeaway, Like this show has fallen apart very quickly,
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Speaker 1: of course, and defaulted to a bunch of stupid like
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Speaker 1: production tropes. Yeah, we've got the blood type issue, which
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Speaker 1: is not an issue at all, but they're pretending it's
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Speaker 1: an issue. Like we're all dumb out here. Yeah, nobody
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Speaker 1: dumb in the dumpsterhood. No, we got monocles. We're smart.
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Speaker 1: We are smart, but we're pretending this is an issue,
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Speaker 1: and we're not talking about things like jobs and for
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Speaker 1: real finances, money and who contributes what like, we're not
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Speaker 1: getting to the nitty gritty. We're just gonna do this
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Speaker 1: every week, talk about Sean and Tyler having tingein.
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Speaker 3: I know well, and then like on the next episode,
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Speaker 3: we're face timing Taya's facetiming Lex and we're pretending like
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Speaker 3: she's not dating Lex already.
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Speaker 1: Right, I'm just like, what are we doing? We're lying
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Speaker 1: and like every single tale see show that doesn't succeed,
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Speaker 1: you're lying and producing too much.
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Speaker 3: It's like seeking brother husband, It's like, why are you
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Speaker 3: lying about being closed polyamorous squad when you're not right?
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Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: And then all of this allegations with Sean, I'm just like, oh,
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Speaker 3: you suck.
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Speaker 1: They all suck.
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Speaker 3: Everybody's people. Everybody is bad, everyone is bad.
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Speaker 1: So those are my thoughts. Well, let's a good thought.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into the recap, Beatrice.
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Speaker 3: This is episode three entitled Who's Your Daddy? As if
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Speaker 3: we're pretending like we don't know that Tyler is the
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Speaker 3: biological father of all of the children quin In, but
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Speaker 3: probably all all five children, literally all of them, yep,
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Speaker 3: but whatever. We have Alicia asking Taya all fake, like
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Speaker 3: have you talked to Sean yet about the text message
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Speaker 3: from Tyler? And Tay's like, no, but I guess I'll
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Speaker 3: go talk to him, and then she goes and talks
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Speaker 3: to him, and Sean's just mad. He's a big, old,
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Speaker 3: angry bald.
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Speaker 1: Baby, totally a four hundred pound toddler who's looking for
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Speaker 1: ways to be offended. Let me remind you, in Casey
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Speaker 1: forgot be addressed, he is the one that ended up
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Speaker 1: googling whether it's possible that he could be a parent
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Speaker 1: of a child who is own negative. Nobody asked you
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Speaker 1: to google for real, We're not talking about it, Like
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Speaker 1: why did you feel?
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Speaker 3: Then?
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Speaker 1: If you don't want to know, right, then don't because
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Speaker 1: everybody wants to be a parent to every child. Like,
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Speaker 1: if you don't want to know, why are you googling?
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Speaker 1: And are we going to take some responsibility for you
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Speaker 1: deliberately seeking out that information and then getting it so
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Speaker 1: wrong because you're wrong and that's not how science works.
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Speaker 1: You be dumby.
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Speaker 3: No, We're just gonna make Tyler the villain. I mean,
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Speaker 3: but like all of you are the villains. Like I
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Speaker 3: just say all of you. And we actually did get
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Speaker 3: a comment I think on Patreon that was talking about
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Speaker 3: like the genetic probability of Tyler being the father, and
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Speaker 3: like it is it's a there's a chance that Sean
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Speaker 3: could be the father, but it's like twenty five percent
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Speaker 3: or something like that, whereas like with Tyler, it's like
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Speaker 3: the majority. So yeah, he's definitely the father. But like,
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Speaker 3: at the same time, like Sean, like, are you surprised, right?
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Speaker 3: Are you even having sex with Teya? Can we even
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Speaker 3: put it in I mean with the P and the
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Speaker 3: V like or you don't even doing that. I don't
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Speaker 3: even think you're doing that, like, and you also allegedly
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Speaker 3: have five other kids that are yours.
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Speaker 1: That you don't take care of, that you walked away from.
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Speaker 1: Well allegedly not all of them are his biological children, allegedly,
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Speaker 1: but some of them allegedly are we say allegedly so much.
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Speaker 1: I apologize, I'm sure that it gets exhausting, but we
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Speaker 1: have to say alleged because of course we don't know.
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Speaker 1: But allegedly he's an absolute piece of shit.
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Speaker 3: He's a dead beat, yeah, and also a predator allegedly.
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Speaker 1: Allegedly, and Taya is just like so protective of him
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Speaker 1: and she he even says that in this episode, like
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Speaker 1: he doesn't have a lot of friends.
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Speaker 3: No really, yeah really want with him.
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Speaker 1: There's literally very difficult for him to open up to people.
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Speaker 1: It took a long time for Sean to open up
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Speaker 1: to her when she was a teenager election and I'm
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Speaker 1: joking she wasn't a teenager. But like, maybe he doesn't
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Speaker 1: have friends because he's a weirdo and a creepy and
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Speaker 1: maybe you feeling the need to protect him all the
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Speaker 1: time means you're a pedo. Apologist allegedly saying that allegedly, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Like maybe it's because you're a creep. Maybe you all
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Speaker 1: are creeps. She seems to be creeps. I'm just with
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Speaker 1: my own two eyes. Everybody's a creep here. Oh for sure,
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Speaker 1: all of them are creepy.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, like Tag cries over Sean being upset, and
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Speaker 3: then she feels like she can't get in the middle,
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Speaker 3: so I'm like, what's the point of this whole conversation.
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Speaker 3: She tells Sean, maybe you should go have lunch with him,
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Speaker 3: and then he ultimately does at the very end of
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Speaker 3: the episode, right.
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Speaker 1: And he's just a big back baby bitch like the
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Speaker 1: entire time, literally.
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Speaker 3: And then we have Alicia and Teya going to baby
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Speaker 3: yoga with baby Quinton, which was so weird.
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Speaker 1: They're false eyelashes, both of them. Can we just talk yoga?
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Speaker 3: I was noticing their eyelashes today watching this episode, and
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Speaker 3: I'm like, those are horrible.
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Speaker 1: They're truly objectively not attractive. I mean, I'm sure there
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Speaker 1: are women watching us right now who go to a
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Speaker 1: lash tage or like have like some nice lashes that
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Speaker 1: they like to wear out sometimes, but like slapping on
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Speaker 1: these big black spider leg eyelashes to go to yoga.
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Speaker 1: I know, the sweat and then the sweat gets in
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Speaker 1: the lashes with the lash glue that then starts dripping
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Speaker 1: into your eye. You get the pink eye walking infection.
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Speaker 1: Ew all of it's gross.
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Speaker 3: They're all gross. Well, the baby yoga was so weird
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Speaker 3: because you're supposed to be doing yoga with the baby.
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Speaker 3: And so Taya, who just had baby Quentin, gives the
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Speaker 3: baby to Alisha to do baby yoga, and then Taya's
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Speaker 3: doing baby yoga with a doll. And then we have
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Speaker 3: to ask the freaking yoga teacher, would you live Paul Yamne?
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Speaker 1: I know, Oh, absolutely not. I'm too jealous every single
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Speaker 1: person they ask.
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Speaker 3: I like, no, I would never be polyamorous.
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Speaker 1: Especially with these people especially. I just don't get it, man.
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Speaker 3: And then Taya and Alicia talk about Sean and Tyler.
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Speaker 1: Uh again, God, who cares?
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Speaker 3: Is this? It?
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Speaker 1: Is this all we've got?
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Speaker 3: This is all we got? And then we have to
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Speaker 3: hear like a pathetic story from Alicia feeling like she
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Speaker 3: can't be open with Sean and yeah, I think if.
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Speaker 1: It produce her asks is Sean your person? And she's
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Speaker 1: like no, She's like, well, actually yeah, because I can't
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Speaker 1: talk to him. I can't open up to him. He
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Speaker 1: doesn't open up to me. I mean I was sitting
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Speaker 1: right there when he got the axed from Tyler about
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Speaker 1: the blood type, and obviously he got very upset and
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Speaker 1: had a bitch baby tantrum. But did he say anything
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Speaker 1: to me. He did not. That's because Sean doesn't like you, Alicia,
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Speaker 1: and also Tyler doesn't like you, Alicia. Yeah, and Taya
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Speaker 1: is pretending to like you. Alicia. None of these people
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Speaker 1: actually like you. I saw somewhere in a comment section,
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Speaker 1: maybe on Reddit, but they're equating Alicia to Mary Brown.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It's like has lost her power to a mistress,
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Speaker 1: but is trying to claw her way back into the
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Speaker 1: favor of her husband who can't stand her.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because she's like hopelessly in love with Tyler
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Speaker 3: for some reason. When I'm just like I he's literally
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Speaker 3: banging Taya's back out like every other night. Oh and
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Speaker 3: like you're like sucking earwax out of his ear for
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Speaker 3: four player or something, and like he's so not into.
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Speaker 1: It the way I would leave him so quickly and
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Speaker 1: take him for all that these words and take possession
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Speaker 1: of that farmhouse in Lebanon, sell it and move to Portland,
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Speaker 1: start dating and live my best life with those while
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Speaker 1: those three losers move on and start rifting somewhere else
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Speaker 1: in the polyamory community.
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Speaker 3: For real, Like make Tyler pay child support for these
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Speaker 3: kids and just leave him, Like I just don't understand
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Speaker 3: the appeal. I really don't.
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Speaker 1: I know, I don't. I don't either, But I mean,
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Speaker 1: if I had to do one person in the polycue,
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Speaker 1: it would be Tyler.
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Speaker 3: I guess if I had to do it.
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Speaker 1: Did you see his body in the yachta.
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Speaker 3: I'm just like so bad.
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Speaker 1: I don't have the best body like default of body shaving.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I mean, they are putting all display well,
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Speaker 1: they're in a floating on with hardly any clothes on.
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Speaker 1: I can't help.
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Speaker 3: But see, I feel like all these people think they're
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Speaker 3: so hot. I feel like they think they're so sexy
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Speaker 3: and like desirable because they're polyamorous and so all these
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Speaker 3: people like want to bang them and stuff.
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Speaker 1: But I'm just like, this is a mystery to me.
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Speaker 1: That is how they feel, because presumably they have eyes
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Speaker 1: that see, Like, don't you stand in front of the
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Speaker 1: mirror like I do? Like I can tell when I'm
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Speaker 1: like a little bit out of she oh yeah, I'm
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Speaker 1: not having a great hair day, just not often. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: But like I can see with my own eyes, So
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Speaker 1: I just I can't imagine that they think they're hot
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Speaker 1: stuff trotting, right, I think they do polyamorous Portland.
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Speaker 3: Well, because they're bumping uglies with each other every other night,
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Speaker 3: and so they think they're like so.
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Speaker 1: Hot, which is why Teya wants a woman, oh for sure,
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Speaker 1: because she's not pleased by those men. I'd like to
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Speaker 1: see what this woman looks like. She seems normal looking.
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Speaker 1: I think I've seen pictures of her on Reddit or
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Speaker 1: whatever she filter maybe, but she's like married to somebody,
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Speaker 1: so they're polyamorous allegedly, so she looks like she's a
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Speaker 1: normal looking person. But apparently they're already broken up because
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Speaker 1: a shot allegedly. Oh god if they found out about
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Speaker 1: Sean being a creeper and she didn't like any part
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Speaker 1: of it.
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Speaker 3: Well, and that actually was like kind of an interesting
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Speaker 3: thing because when Taya was talking to Sean about the
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Speaker 3: whole text with Tyler and stuff, she said something because
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Speaker 3: she was saying she's very protective of Sean because she
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Speaker 3: loves him and stuff, and because he doesn't ever have
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Speaker 3: anybody in his corner, and so she wants to defend it.
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Speaker 3: And I'm just like, sure, why is that about the
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Speaker 3: allegations against him?
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Speaker 1: Because he's a predatory and the entire polyamory community found
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Speaker 1: out about it. In Portland and this hearkens back to
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Speaker 1: the subreddit expose. Somebody made a post somebody who claims
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Speaker 1: to be in that polyamory community. Allegedly, this person said, like,
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Speaker 1: there's the reason nobody is is standing up for him.
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Speaker 1: It's because he's a weirdo and we all know it,
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Speaker 1: and why are you with him? Allegedly? Yeah, so that's
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Speaker 1: like what the that's what the gossip is.
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Speaker 3: Well, that's interesting because I'm just like, ta, do you
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Speaker 3: like think that your husband's like a martyr, Like he's
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Speaker 3: just getting all these allegations against him that are just
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Speaker 3: unfair and unfound because I'm just like, I don't know,
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Speaker 3: when there's enough people saying a certain thing and accusing
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Speaker 3: a certain thing, I mean, it's just like, what's the saying.
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Speaker 3: I don't know, there's a saying about them.
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Speaker 1: Where there's smoke, there's fire, yes, yeah, yes, yes. And
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Speaker 1: I don't know why she is trying to defend an
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Speaker 1: alleged PDF file. I know, and look that's the case,
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Speaker 1: and I don't know if that's just the case, but
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Speaker 1: like it's so weird to me how all of America
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Speaker 1: and in other countries like immediately within the first five minutes.
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Speaker 1: We all clocked him. I know, not for that necessarily,
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Speaker 1: but just like being a weird I didn't like him.
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Speaker 1: Creepy dude. Yeah, why are you with Teoo's twenty years
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Speaker 1: younger than you? What are you doing, weirdo? And why
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Speaker 1: are you bossing around Raina? Right? And even in this
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Speaker 1: episode talking about what Raina needs, they know how how
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Speaker 1: Tyler works all of these hours, as if he's like
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Speaker 1: the wife I know situation when you're always working, honey
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Speaker 1: and I've got to do everything at home. It was
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Speaker 1: like he was Tyler's wife, bitching at Tyler for how
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Speaker 1: often he works.
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Speaker 3: I just was like, well, because he's the real beta.
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Speaker 1: Sean's the real that's why he's mad all the time. Yep,
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Speaker 1: because he's not the real man in the relationship. Well,
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Speaker 1: get a job, yeah, please get a job for real.
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Speaker 1: Provide for your non children, real, one of these are
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Speaker 1: your children? Provide for them?
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Speaker 3: Well he is on the birth certificate, so my god.
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Speaker 3: And then we have Tyler going to lunch with his
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Speaker 3: sister Kelsey talking about this whole praternity thing over again,
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Speaker 3: and Kelsey kind of made me laugh because she told
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Speaker 3: Tyler straight up, She's like, yeah, like I knew that
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Speaker 3: kid was yours, like immediately, as soon as he entered
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Speaker 3: this world, I knew he was yours. And then she says,
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Speaker 3: I'm concerned because you don't have like any legal rights
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Speaker 3: to the child.
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Speaker 1: But I'm like, that's not.
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Speaker 3: Really true, because we could just do a paternity test
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Speaker 3: with Maury, like instantly, and then you would have all
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Speaker 3: of the rights.
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Speaker 1: It's like they think we're all dumb. I know, we
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Speaker 1: don't know these very basic things about legalities and blood types,
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Speaker 1: like we can't google too. I mean, I was gonna
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Speaker 1: believe that this is an inherent problem. No, it isn't.
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Speaker 1: If you're the father, just establish paternity, get an a journey.
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Speaker 1: Does sue for real for custody?
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Speaker 3: Like, just do that, I don't know, take custody, but
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Speaker 3: he won't unless they break up.
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Speaker 1: Break up. I feel like there is a co take
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Speaker 1: custody and make her pay you child support. You're the
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Speaker 1: one with the stable home. If Alicia decides to stay
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Speaker 1: with you, which I don't know why she would Tyler.
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Speaker 3: If she's like Mary Brown, she'll stay with him forever,
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Speaker 3: and Tyler will just keep getting new girlfriends.
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Speaker 1: Tyler, you don't deserve it. No, there's some point where
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Speaker 1: Tyler's going to age out. I mean yeah, and Alicia,
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Speaker 1: you need to leave him, get some self respect. Yet,
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Speaker 1: if you want a relationship, then go into therapy, work
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Speaker 1: on yourself. Ask the question why you would be willing
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Speaker 1: to put up with this charade of a relationship with
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Speaker 1: this man who doesn't want you, doesn't like you, and
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Speaker 1: puts you and your children in this mess. So go
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Speaker 1: to therapy for at least five years, and then if
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Speaker 1: you want a relationship, see it out. And you would
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Speaker 1: be infinitely better if you did so. But you're too
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Speaker 1: scared to be without Tyler, and so you allow all
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Speaker 1: of this craziness to happen, not just to you, though
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Speaker 1: to your kids. And this is why I hate you.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's something wrong. Why you're hateable. There is
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Speaker 1: something wrong with her.
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Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know how you're even settling for
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Speaker 3: Sean in this equation.
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Speaker 1: Ew.
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Speaker 3: I'm just like, Ew, you could go out of the
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Speaker 3: quad like Taya's doing and get whatever you want instead
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Speaker 3: of settling for Sean and his big.
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine him lumbering into the bedroom his night
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Speaker 1: to sit there and snore all night? No, I passed,
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want you tonight, go sleep on
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Speaker 1: the couch and want nothing to do with you. Subjectively
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Speaker 1: the prettier of the two women. Now, oh for franted,
17:48
Speaker 1: maybe she's more vanilla and she doesn't want to crack
17:51
Speaker 1: it open, crack it open and then scat play or
17:56
Speaker 1: whatever it is that they do for their their gig. Oh,
17:59
Speaker 1: she's just a regular regular, like a lot of us.
18:01
Speaker 1: But like honey, you're the prettiest. You can get out.
18:04
Speaker 1: You can get any man because you don't under anything.
18:07
Speaker 1: Oh man, you can get a better man. You do
18:09
Speaker 1: not need to live this way, Alicia. I know, Alicia,
18:12
Speaker 1: if you're listening, get out. Oh my god.
18:16
Speaker 3: And then we have a stupid birthday celebration for Taya
18:20
Speaker 3: because it seems like.
18:22
Speaker 1: Everything Taya runs the roost.
18:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like the world revolves around her. The men
18:27
Speaker 3: think she's the most desirable.
18:29
Speaker 1: Which I do not understand.
18:32
Speaker 3: I do not get it.
18:33
Speaker 1: But we have her birthday.
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Speaker 3: We're going up to Portland, Okay, We're gonna go visit
18:38
Speaker 3: Taya's family because again it's all about.
18:40
Speaker 1: Tayat a pantheon of cantalopes.
18:44
Speaker 3: And then we have some weird yacht tub thing where Taya, Sean, Alicia,
18:50
Speaker 3: and Tyler go sit in a lukewarm bathtub that floats
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Speaker 3: over the Willamette River and they go and drink champagne
18:58
Speaker 3: and like kiss each other in this bathtub on the
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Speaker 3: Millama River.
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Speaker 1: I just don't get it. It's so weirdly un sexy.
19:07
Speaker 3: But it was kind of funny though, because they make
19:09
Speaker 3: a comment because Sean was like super excited to go
19:12
Speaker 3: on this like weird yacht bathtub because it would make
19:15
Speaker 3: him appear like he was rich and had.
19:17
Speaker 1: He feels bogie.
19:18
Speaker 3: He likes to be bougie, and Taya actually says like
19:21
Speaker 3: he likes to pretend like we have money, and I'm
19:24
Speaker 3: just like, well, you guys would have money if like
19:26
Speaker 3: he works, he got a job, he got agen.
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Speaker 1: But he's playing bougie on Tyler's money. Tyler and Alicia's money,
19:33
Speaker 1: those are the only two that we know of that
19:35
Speaker 1: are gainfully employed illegible time jobs that we know of,
19:39
Speaker 1: and so you're being bougie on somebody else's buck, which
19:42
Speaker 1: is so weird. And I'm just like, this isn't bougie
19:46
Speaker 1: at all. It's really not. It's like you're floating down
19:50
Speaker 1: the wilammt in a dumpster filled with water and.
19:55
Speaker 3: Fluids, fluids, bodily fluids.
19:58
Speaker 1: No thank you, and oh my god, gets a kiss
20:01
Speaker 1: from Tyler and then gets a kiss from Sean, and
20:05
Speaker 1: then Alicia leans in to give a kiss, but then
20:08
Speaker 1: Tayo wants a little bit more, and so Taya's chasing
20:11
Speaker 1: a deeper kiss, maybe his tongue, and Alicia's turning away
20:15
Speaker 1: because of course Tana's disgusting. She's like, no, thank you.
20:19
Speaker 1: And this is our segue into the interstitial, where Taya
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Speaker 1: talks about how she really has needs and she really
20:25
Speaker 1: wants a woman and this polycule is great and everything,
20:28
Speaker 1: but I.
20:28
Speaker 3: Need well, I need to eat the box. I need
20:31
Speaker 3: to eat a box, the one need that I can't
20:33
Speaker 3: get met.
20:33
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, you got a lot of needs. Yeah,
20:35
Speaker 1: you're so selfish, all about you, Taya? Yeah, after just
20:38
Speaker 1: having a child.
20:40
Speaker 3: I know.
20:40
Speaker 1: It's crazy to me.
20:42
Speaker 3: And that's the reason why I think their quad is
20:46
Speaker 3: not actually closed because of Taya, because it seems like
20:49
Speaker 3: Taya is the one that likes to.
20:53
Speaker 1: Crack out away, bless it, open puss away. Yeah, I
20:58
Speaker 1: just don't get it. She's looking for a besbie and
21:00
Speaker 1: you get that phone. I'm looking for a lady love. No,
21:06
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
21:09
Speaker 3: I can't. And then after Taya's stupid birthday and the
21:12
Speaker 3: yacht bathtub, they come back home and Tyler takes Sean
21:18
Speaker 3: out to lunch at MC Minimums in Corvallis. I looked
21:21
Speaker 3: it up because I was looking at the decor and
21:23
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've been there, and it's my minimums, which
21:26
Speaker 3: is awesome. And they go to lunch and this is
21:29
Speaker 3: where Tyler was.
21:31
Speaker 1: It's Tyler.
21:32
Speaker 3: Of course it's Tyler because Sean's the beta and he
21:34
Speaker 3: doesn't work right.
21:35
Speaker 1: He's a loser.
21:35
Speaker 3: And Tyler asks Sean like, yo, what's up, bro?
21:39
Speaker 1: Like why you met?
21:41
Speaker 3: And Sean's like, well, you know what. I felt like
21:44
Speaker 3: you were so inconsiderate and you were such a mean
21:47
Speaker 3: guy for expressing or telling me what Quinton's blood type was.
21:52
Speaker 1: Like there was so inconsiderate.
21:54
Speaker 3: And they argue and Tyler's like, dude, it's like not
21:58
Speaker 3: that baby deal.
22:01
Speaker 1: Furthermore, you don't have to parent me. I don't need
22:04
Speaker 1: a parent and Sean's like, well, maybe if I did
22:07
Speaker 1: parent you, you wouldn't be so dumb.
22:09
Speaker 3: And I'm just like the audacity of this bowling ball
22:13
Speaker 3: of a human who.
22:14
Speaker 1: Has never sat across from a real man and talked
22:17
Speaker 1: to him that way, Because if you sat across from
22:19
Speaker 1: Bama for real, talk to God, you're a man. He
22:24
Speaker 1: would laugh, he would because he'd be like, oh, okay, okay,
22:28
Speaker 1: all right, but any man. But Tyler just sits there
22:32
Speaker 1: and sputters and has nothing to say and reply and.
22:36
Speaker 3: Just takes it.
22:37
Speaker 1: Piss such a beta. I know neither of these men,
22:41
Speaker 1: I'll have you know enunciates.
22:42
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, just talk in this really fast, like
22:46
Speaker 2: very I hate every puddy.
22:49
Speaker 1: This show is actually very quickly becoming unbearable for me.
22:52
Speaker 1: Watch pretty terrible. I was watching this episode.
22:55
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, how much longer is there?
22:58
Speaker 1: I know, what are we doing?
23:00
Speaker 3: He's such a long show. But like furthermore, with Sean,
23:03
Speaker 3: I'm like the audacity of you to call Tyler out
23:06
Speaker 3: and then to say that you need to parent him.
23:08
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're a terrible parent allegedly because you have
23:12
Speaker 3: five kids that you abandon allegedly. So you want to
23:16
Speaker 3: lecture Tyler about parenting, and you want to talk about
23:19
Speaker 3: your differences and philosophies with parenting when you're literally a
23:22
Speaker 3: deadbeat allegedly.
23:24
Speaker 1: I just don't get it. You just don't get it right.
23:28
Speaker 1: And when he said, well, maybe if I did parent you,
23:31
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be so dumb or whatever he said, I'm like,
23:32
Speaker 1: I wonder if he is old enough to be his father.
23:35
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he's saying that, because he's an old ass,
23:37
Speaker 1: almost fifty year old, big backed Toddler Cherry Patrick Doddler.
23:42
Speaker 1: I just don't And Tyler just takes it, I know,
23:45
Speaker 1: and he's got like a smile on his faceted I know.
23:49
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just like wondering. Obviously, this whole storyline is
23:52
Speaker 3: like totally fake because I think they all know who
23:55
Speaker 3: the biological father is of all these kids. Like why
23:58
Speaker 3: are we even arguing about this? This is just totally
24:00
Speaker 3: a produced storyline And again speaks to like TLC and
24:04
Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys suck, no show.
24:06
Speaker 1: No inspiration for storylines.
24:09
Speaker 3: Like why can't we just like watch these people interact
24:12
Speaker 3: on a day to day basis, because that would be
24:13
Speaker 3: infinitely more entertain than having this fake, curated storyline.
24:18
Speaker 1: That's full of crap anyway, because it's not even real. Yes,
24:22
Speaker 1: And why Taylor, Why Tyler in that moment. Are you
24:25
Speaker 1: not saying, well, why did you google it? Right, dummy, dumby,
24:29
Speaker 1: nobody asked you to google it. If you didn't want
24:31
Speaker 1: to know, then you wouldn't have googled it. That's the
24:33
Speaker 1: most obvious reply you would say. But no, Tyler just
24:36
Speaker 1: sits there with his stupid little smile. I know, like,
24:40
Speaker 1: what's going on here?
24:41
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe Tyler has a humiliation kink. Maybe he
24:45
Speaker 3: likes it. God, maybe he's gonna go home and blow
24:48
Speaker 3: Taya's back out after that.
24:49
Speaker 1: Do you think they've had a threesome? The two guys
24:52
Speaker 1: in Taya?
24:53
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what's that called? Is it a Niffel tower?
24:56
Speaker 3: I don't know where it's like, I think it is
24:57
Speaker 3: where it's like the two guys on the Oh god,
25:01
Speaker 3: two ends the girl.
25:02
Speaker 1: Oh is that what that's gone?
25:03
Speaker 3: Think? So correct if you're wrong. I'm not heterosexual obviously,
25:07
Speaker 3: so I don't know any of this. But I'm just like,
25:08
Speaker 3: I wonder they probably did have a threesome because there
25:13
Speaker 3: was a comment when they were in the stinky bathtub
25:15
Speaker 3: on the Malama River where Taya Taya mentioned her and
25:20
Speaker 3: Alicia have fun when they're drinking. Yeah, so they drink,
25:23
Speaker 3: so they probably have had threesomes.
25:25
Speaker 1: Or foursomes too. Yeah, they've probably done it all together
25:29
Speaker 1: and just switched partners and then switched back along with
25:32
Speaker 1: all those body fluids. No does. I just can't.
25:39
Speaker 3: I shouldn't share what. I shouldn't shame these people for
25:43
Speaker 3: like getting their freak one, but like, at the same.
25:45
Speaker 1: Time, they're terrible people, and I just worry about the kids.
25:48
Speaker 3: I worry them.
25:49
Speaker 1: It's one thing to have your lifestyle and everything, and
25:52
Speaker 1: if it works for you, that's great, But like, is
25:54
Speaker 1: anybody asking the question, how is this impacting the children,
25:59
Speaker 1: especially Dylan and Raina who are old enough to like
26:01
Speaker 1: know what the hell is going on here? Yeah? What
26:04
Speaker 1: are they seeing? What are they hearing? I just it's
26:08
Speaker 1: very disturbing. It's very disturbed, repulsive and unsexy. Yeah, oh,
26:14
Speaker 1: super unsexy.
26:15
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then we have the preview for the next episode,
26:18
Speaker 3: which we haven't watched. I know it's out already, but like,
26:20
Speaker 3: don't come for us. But Sean is like talking about
26:24
Speaker 3: bringing back dating with the family so they can have
26:27
Speaker 3: more intimate time, which I'm just like, that means you're
26:30
Speaker 3: not getting any that means.
26:32
Speaker 1: Nobody's fucking you, because why would they indeed.
26:35
Speaker 3: And then we have Alicia talking about how insecure she
26:38
Speaker 3: is because she sees this quote undeniable physical attraction between
26:44
Speaker 3: Taya and Tyler, which.
26:47
Speaker 1: And she's insecure.
26:50
Speaker 3: And then they meet with a lawyer to talk about custody,
26:55
Speaker 3: which I'm just like, you're not going to sign anything.
26:57
Speaker 3: And then Taya facetiming this girl that she's apparently not dating,
27:02
Speaker 3: but we know that she actually is dating, and it's
27:05
Speaker 3: already broken up with. It's already broken up with, right,
27:07
Speaker 3: and it's a woman because she really wants to eat
27:09
Speaker 3: the box because she needs that needs it.
27:13
Speaker 1: I was on Instagram and I was scrolling and I
27:15
Speaker 1: saw on TLC's little timeline there a sneak preview from
27:20
Speaker 1: tonight which is probably happening right now, where Tyler and
27:25
Speaker 1: Alisha are in the kitchen and Sean and Taya are
27:27
Speaker 1: there too, and Tyler is talking about the date that
27:31
Speaker 1: he went on with Taya and how there was edible
27:35
Speaker 1: body paint and there was like intimacy, and Alicia gets
27:41
Speaker 1: visibly upset, and Alicia is like, I told him repeatedly,
27:48
Speaker 1: like if we're gonna do this, this is my boundary
27:50
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about the fuck shit y'all
27:52
Speaker 1: get up to, because that's that makes me jealousy. It
27:55
Speaker 1: is very hard for me. But he's standing there in
27:57
Speaker 1: the kitchen and then they're on the couch and Alicia
28:00
Speaker 1: asks him, well, why are you doing it? Like you know,
28:02
Speaker 1: I've asked you not to do it, so why are
28:04
Speaker 1: you saying it? And he just starts gaslighting her like
28:07
Speaker 1: this body pain. It's not like a big deal.
28:09
Speaker 3: My god, this is where she needs to leave him,
28:11
Speaker 3: just like seriously, Like obviously he was the one that
28:16
Speaker 3: suggested polyamory in their relationship and she just went along
28:19
Speaker 3: with it to please her husband.
28:20
Speaker 1: He wants to humiliate her and he likes her being
28:24
Speaker 1: jealous of course, and so does Teya. And Sean is
28:26
Speaker 1: just sitting there loving it all too old everybody. Yeah,
28:29
Speaker 1: he's probably a cook, oh god, And he hates Celicia.
28:32
Speaker 1: He doesn't like her at all, Like remember like massaging
28:36
Speaker 1: her breast. It was utter on a cowl, like he's
28:39
Speaker 1: a piece of ever loving crap. I know, a human
28:43
Speaker 1: whyl See, you can't tell me there wasn't like a
28:46
Speaker 1: quad cule in America that you could have found that
28:50
Speaker 1: had like decent people. Yeah, somewhat trated, right, like gainfully employed,
28:56
Speaker 1: like systems and protocols to keep their family together. Like
28:59
Speaker 1: there's guy somebody out they're better than these people.
29:03
Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh god, that's my own thing. Maybe
29:08
Speaker 3: if we have an after show we'll talk about it.
29:10
Speaker 1: We're not having an after sho come out of here,
29:11
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