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Gina's Hawaii Stories from April 13th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Aloha and the spirit of Aloha.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: Sorry, what are you saying? I don't speak that lank.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I I picked up a little bit of the
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  Speaker 1: local lang.
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  Speaker 3: Really yes, yeah, you know, Bill, if you got out
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: every you'd know. So Mohammed, my son, not the prophet
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: for his senior trip, he graduates this year. I said,
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: what do you want to do for your senior trip?
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  Speaker 3: He said, I want to go surfing? Okay, where can
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  Speaker 3: we go That's a NonStop flight and easy to get
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: to get to.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's the Laighton surf and swim.
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  Speaker 3: So we decided to go to the Big Island of Hawaii.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: We've been to Maui, we've been to Oahu, we've been
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  Speaker 3: to Kawai. Have you not been to the Big Island?
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  Speaker 2: The Island of Hawaii?
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  Speaker 3: And we get there and the very first day there,
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  Speaker 3: my husband Joe booked for he and Mohammed, because Jonesy
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: and I were not interested in surfing, booked them a
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  Speaker 3: surf lesson in.
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  Speaker 1: A day of surfing, and Jonesy and I said, we'll.
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  Speaker 2: Be at the pool by You know, this is really
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  Speaker 2: you know what I got to do for my senior trip.
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  Speaker 2: My mother said, go to your room.
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  Speaker 3: So they were gone all day and came back and
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  Speaker 3: how how is surfing? And Joe said, well, I think
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: I broke.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: My rib and my tooth.
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  Speaker 2: Well I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Sure what happened exactly.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: But he said that yeah, he wasn't sure how he.
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, he said he felt it when it happened,
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: like when you're when you're.
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  Speaker 2: Hit the board, hit hit the board, and like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and he said, you know, and luck, they have
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: an instacare at the at the resort we were at,
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: and he went to the instacare and they said, well,
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: you need you need an X ray and we don't
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: have that.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: You know they're there for Oh I had a jellyfish
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: staying or what.
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  Speaker 3: But he, God bless him, powered through the rest of
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: the trip, including the next day when we went on
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: a twenty mile bike ride.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, let what Well, first of all, you're never
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: going to make a twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Mile I totally made a twenty mile bike ride, did you?
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  Speaker 2: It was an electric I had the electric electric.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was pedal assist.
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  Speaker 3: It was not the kind to have the throttle on
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  Speaker 3: it that are basically a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 4: It was just pedals. I had to pedal. It didn't
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  Speaker 4: have a throttle. No, okay, no throttle. H God, God
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  Speaker 4: bless my husband's He powered through that. But it was
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: interesting where we went on this bike ride. Uh, if
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: you had X and I six dot com slash live,
• 2:51
  Speaker 4: there's a tiny video. I made the mistake of trying
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: to video my family on the bike ride, and I
• 2:58
  Speaker 4: crashed my bike while I was doing it and fell off.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't break anything.
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  Speaker 3: Though, I did you break the bike? No, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: break the bike. But where we were riding was this place.
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  Speaker 1: Called Parker Ranch.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard of that.
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  Speaker 3: Parker Ranch is one of the largest cattle ranches, not
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  Speaker 3: in Hawaii, in the country. It's one hundred and thirty
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  Speaker 3: two thousand acres on Hawaii.
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  Speaker 2: But we took from the Hawaiians.
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  Speaker 3: Well, so King kamana Maya, that's where he lived, was
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  Speaker 3: on the Big Island. And when Captain George came to
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  Speaker 3: the island and said, I have a gift for you,
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: King Kamamea.
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  Speaker 1: I have brought you seven head of cattle.
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  Speaker 3: And King Kamehamea said, well, these are a gift, and
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  Speaker 3: he told everyone on the island that these are not
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  Speaker 3: to be hunted.
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  Speaker 1: There were just going to let them go okay, so
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: you let.
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  Speaker 3: You know, a couple of cows and a couple bulls
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  Speaker 3: go and things happen. Yeah, uh, and they multiplied and
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: multiplied and multiplied.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they have sex yees.
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  Speaker 3: Now. In the interim years, a man named John Parker
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  Speaker 3: married King kamand Maya's daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Her name.
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  Speaker 3: Her name is Kippi Kane, which I think is adorable name,
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  Speaker 3: and it became the Parker Ranch, but it's you know,
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  Speaker 3: has Hawaiian Hawaiian based ownership. And they the cattle had
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: gotten out of control, so he had got permission from
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: King command, can we start?
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  Speaker 1: Can I show you how delicious these are? Can we
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  Speaker 1: start eating these delicious cows?
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  Speaker 3: And the king said yes, but we need cowboys to
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  Speaker 3: help us with this.
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  Speaker 1: So they imported.
• 4:56
  Speaker 5: A bunch of wranglers, yeah from uh, from Mexico, and
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: they killed the caros, the caros, but the Hawaiians couldn't
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  Speaker 5: say the caros, so they started calling them, Oh what
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  Speaker 5: did they call them?
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  Speaker 1: It started with a P.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, they had their own name for him, uh, Peniolo.
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  Speaker 3: Paniolo's okay, what Hawaiian cowboys are? And I guess over
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  Speaker 3: time they got so good that they sent one of
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  Speaker 3: their cowboys to the Cheyenne Frontier days, you know, rodeo competition,
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  Speaker 3: and this Hawaiian cowboy won the competition against all of
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  Speaker 3: the back.
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  Speaker 1: In nineteen Ohe isn't that interesting.
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  Speaker 6: I think this is the same place that when we
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  Speaker 6: went down with my wife's brother and their family, they
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  Speaker 6: all went horseback riding there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh probably, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 6: So and I found a hotel bar on the beach
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  Speaker 6: and that's that's how we And so when when you
• 6:02
  Speaker 6: tell me you went on a twenty mile that just
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  Speaker 6: sounds like work, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But secure you have to do the thing of where well,
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: you know, I live in Utah at you know, five
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  Speaker 3: thousand feet above sea level, and when.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: You go down there, it's easy, a little easier.
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  Speaker 2: Did they did?
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  Speaker 6: They have an electric full on electric bike and no,
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  Speaker 6: only pedal assists.
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  Speaker 1: Only pedal assist.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's too bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's proud of me.
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's flat too. I mean there's no yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's very no, you ain't going up no
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  Speaker 2: hills or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I was very proud of me and my husband with
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: a broken.
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  Speaker 2: Why so did he does he have a broken rib?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday, so we did the overnight flight yesterday. Yeah, at
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: which she get in at five thirty in the morning, which, oof,
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  Speaker 3: that's hard.
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  Speaker 1: And I told the kids, I said, you guys got
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: to stay up.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: Why don't go, because you got to.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: Whenever you travel, you have to just be wherever you
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: are and the time that it is, because if you
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: sleep at six o'clock in the morning and you're not
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: gonna be able to sleep it.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm telling them.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, we get home, I went immediately to the
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: couch and fell asleep.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I did not follow my own advice.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: That's bad advice.
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  Speaker 3: But when I woke up, Joe was like, I think
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: maybe I should go make sure there's nothing else going on,
• 7:15
  Speaker 3: because he was really uncomfortable the rest of the trip.
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: Like we started worrying. I hope like organs haven't.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: Been when you can get a punctured lung.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a twenty mile rides A bad idea,
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: So we went to the emergency room last night and
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: he had a CT scan and uh, just the rib.
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: They said, all your organs look fine, and but the
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: thing with the rib is you can't do anything.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: No, there's nothing you can do.
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  Speaker 2: You can even tape it calp. So you just have
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  Speaker 2: to tough it out.
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  Speaker 1: Feel that way till you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Don't lift anything heavy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't lift anything heavy.
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  Speaker 2: Don't don't fix dinner every night.
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  Speaker 1: Well, well that's not heavy lifting, is it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, not that you would know.
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  Speaker 3: I have more stories I can tell you later, all right.
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  Speaker 3: For now, that's the bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Them later