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EP 41 - HELP!! HE'S SO F*CKING HOT!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: One time I got home and I was taking a
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  Speaker 2: shit after work.
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  Speaker 1: I got home, I was like, yeah, I gotta take
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  Speaker 1: a shit. And if I was there alone, I would
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  Speaker 1: never close that curtain, right? I fully had a girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: at the time and I must have taken shits while
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  Speaker 1: she was there. But anyway, curtains open and my dad,
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  Speaker 1: he for some reason decides he's not going to knock
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  Speaker 1: on my door. He just comes in, opens the door
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  Speaker 1: and he goes, oh. And then he had something to
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  Speaker 1: tell me and he goes, oh.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh shit. And he goes, oh.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to tell you where to put the
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  Speaker 2: dog down today.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay. He goes, yeah, his name is Angus.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, just wanted to let you know where to
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  Speaker 1: put Angus down today. And I went, sweet man, I
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  Speaker 1: could have waited.
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  Speaker 3: Jake and Artie, the Relatable Party.
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  Speaker 1: Relatable. Artie, I've been thinking of a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: passion project lately.
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  Speaker 3: I will brush past the joke about you've been thinking,
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  Speaker 3: what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're lucky that you brush past that because of
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  Speaker 1: what this is. So we, in the history of the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: more so recently, have touched on things like Vines Cane's women, patriarchy.
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  Speaker 1: It's something that we've become more and more interested in
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  Speaker 1: and care about.
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  Speaker 2: And then our chat.
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  Speaker 1: With Luke Bateman, he's very knowledgeable on this, right? I've
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  Speaker 1: been thinking lately, one of the things we need to
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  Speaker 1: do is change the way young.
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  Speaker 2: Men are raised.
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  Speaker 1: Agreed. Obviously all current men need some fixing. We need
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  Speaker 1: to change the way young men are raised. And what
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  Speaker 1: I've been thinking is there's nothing better. Surely there would
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  Speaker 1: be nothing better than having some young adult men doing
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  Speaker 1: tours of schools and talking to young men. Cause I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about it and our good friend, Luke Bateman,
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  Speaker 1: he posted a video recently about this, about how we
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  Speaker 1: need to change the way that we raise boys. And
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  Speaker 1: I messaged him and I said, like, have you ever
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  Speaker 1: been asked to go talk at schools? And he says, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I do get.
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  Speaker 2: Asked a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, because if someone like you came to
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  Speaker 1: my school, right. I was like, admittedly, I was like
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  Speaker 1: a product of my environment and probably have some deep
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  Speaker 1: rooted misogyny and was like, had moments of disrespect and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just thinking like, if someone like Luke
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  Speaker 1: came to our school, him talking about all these things
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  Speaker 1: and not saying like, you know, you're just like a
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  Speaker 1: fucked up human for this, but just explaining things the
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  Speaker 1: way he explains it. He's so articulate in it. I
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  Speaker 1: think that really would have changed the way I thought
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  Speaker 1: from a younger age than when I did change my thinking.
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  Speaker 3: No, I completely agree. And also, it's unfortunate that this
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  Speaker 3: is like this, but his background being an ex-NRL player.
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  Speaker 2: Would be perfect for schools.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Because kids love footy players. Like, ex-NRL player Luke Bateman's
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  Speaker 3: coming to talk about men's mental health and just everything
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  Speaker 3: in between. All these things.
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  Speaker 1: And I just said to him, like, and he said, like,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. I really appreciate that. He says, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just try and, he goes, I think
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  Speaker 1: about younger me and what he needed. And I try
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  Speaker 1: to be that. And I was thinking something I would
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  Speaker 1: like to do is to get myself really educated in
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  Speaker 1: the subject and potentially think about going and doing these
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  Speaker 1: things at schools where it's like you don't do it
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  Speaker 1: for money. You're doing it because you want to better
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  Speaker 1: the world. You do it purely based on values. And
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering if the baddies maybe had any ideas
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  Speaker 1: or if you think the relatables... This could be something
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  Speaker 1: that the Relatables offers to go to primary schools or
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  Speaker 1: high schools.
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  Speaker 3: I think high schools.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could start from any moment, though, if
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  Speaker 1: you really think about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's almost too complex for primary schools. Not against it,
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  Speaker 3: but you'd have to ask teachers in the curriculum. But
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  Speaker 3: I think high schools is the perfect place. I think
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  Speaker 3: high schools for sure. 7, 8, 9, perfect place to start.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. And it's like, would you go and would you
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  Speaker 1: just talk to the boys? Or do you also just
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  Speaker 1: have the whole school there?
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  Speaker 2: Good point. From like seven to 12, like just have
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  Speaker 2: them all there.
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  Speaker 3: Impressionable too. And all of them want to be like
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  Speaker 3: influencers and everything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Why not?
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  Speaker 3: It's the perfect reason too. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I just, it's something that I would like to.
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  Speaker 3: If you're passionate about it too, like it's coming from
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  Speaker 3: all the right places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely need to.
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  Speaker 1: I think we would need to be educated in it.
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  Speaker 3: My knowledge on said area. I'd say we know a lot,
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  Speaker 3: but also I'm not as articulate as I think I
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  Speaker 3: should be. Same. No, same. We come from a place
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  Speaker 3: of wanting to learn, not a place of, Stats or facts.
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  Speaker 2: Like we couldn't be asked a question and then be
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  Speaker 2: like this, this, this, this, this, this.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: We can just be like, we know that that's objectively wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Because any normal human would think that. And so it's
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  Speaker 1: just something randomly in the last like maybe three weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I've been very, very interested and I've been thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: And it would be something that would probably be very
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  Speaker 1: fulfilling and you would really probably feel like you're making
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  Speaker 1: a difference. Because we always say, what can we do
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  Speaker 1: to make a difference?
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  Speaker 3: Follow your heart, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Odi Clark, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: My man.
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  Speaker 3: And my partner in crime, Mr. Jake Craig, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: Daddy. You're matching me today.
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  Speaker 3: I am, aren't I? Someone, our manager actually said that.
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  Speaker 3: And my rebuttal is... Because you dress nicely.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to hit me with something.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no. We're best friends.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say... I'm in a
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  Speaker 2: good mood. I thought you were going to say something like,
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  Speaker 2: you know I dress nicely.
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  Speaker 3: So that's why I won. So that's why I won. Man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing his Stax jumper and they went into liquidation
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  Speaker 3: or whatever they did. Remission or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: They went into reconciliation or something?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were spending their money on G-wagons instead of
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  Speaker 3: paying their taxes.
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  Speaker 1: The no taxes thing wigs me out so much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand. It scares me almost.
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  Speaker 1: I also see things where it's like, Kumpso, they grew
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  Speaker 1: too quickly. How can you grow too quickly? That's terrifying.
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  Speaker 3: Grow too quickly sounds almost like an excuse for not
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  Speaker 3: paying your taxes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We grew too quickly and we couldn't keep up.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of sounds to me like you just didn't adapt.
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  Speaker 3: You started spending more than you were saving.
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you about, I did, didn't I, about
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  Speaker 1: this thing I saw of the influencer on the Goldie
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  Speaker 1: who had two companies within a few months go into
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  Speaker 1: liquidation because she owed 70 grand to the ATO?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair. Is it almost like if you owe money
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  Speaker 3: to the government, you've got to liquidate them and you've
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  Speaker 3: got to get the money out and pay us or
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  Speaker 3: else you go to jail? Do people go to jail
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  Speaker 3: for not paying taxes? How does it work? Maybe don't
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  Speaker 3: answer that. I'm kind of scared.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, do people go to jail for not paying taxes?
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  Speaker 3: Surely not. Not jail.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe just like- And what type of jail do you
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  Speaker 1: go to?
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  Speaker 2: Hold the phone.
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  Speaker 1: From what we were talking about in our little intro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If people go to jail for not paying taxes- But
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  Speaker 1: men that fucking commit violence towards women can get let
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  Speaker 1: out on parole.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We have an issue at hand.
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  Speaker 3: And I wish, I know the stat is correct, but
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  Speaker 3: I don't know it exactly. Like the amount of situations
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  Speaker 3: that happen are from people who have been incarcerated.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like out on parole and then they go, well,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm going to go kill her.
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  Speaker 2: And then they end up. Hopefully an actual jail.
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  Speaker 3: It's something like 75% of people.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: Who are like repeat offenders. And you're like, what the
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  Speaker 3: fuck did you let this guy out?
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  Speaker 1: I know. It's like, why? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This was preventable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what makes it bad is that it's preventable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it almost feels like there was something you
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  Speaker 3: could do.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, is tax evasion a criminal offense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
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  Speaker 2: We pay our taxes.
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  Speaker 1: We do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because we're terrified.
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  Speaker 3: We're frugal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm terrified we are not paying taxes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We need to be more fast and loose in
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  Speaker 3: the world, I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: You reckon?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We are pretty fast and loose. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon we are.
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  Speaker 3: You reckon we're fast and loose?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Give me a situation. What would be fast and loose?
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  Speaker 3: A situation? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What would be considered fast and loose? Give me a situation.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I do.
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  Speaker 3: You are flying overseas and your flight is at 9am
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  Speaker 3: and instead of traveling, checking the train to get to
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  Speaker 3: the train station the day before, you just rock up
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  Speaker 3: to the train station when you feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's the right time.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I would check the night prior to make sure I
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  Speaker 2: leave at the right time. Yeah, you're not fast and loose, man. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not fast and loose.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: No, I feel like I sometimes am.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, this is from Hamish and Andy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fast and loose.
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  Speaker 2: Fast and loose and high and tight. Is that what
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  Speaker 2: it is?
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  Speaker 3: I know Hamish is fast and loose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember this from Hamish and Andy. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what high and tight is. And Andy's just very organized.
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  Speaker 3: Andy's just Andy. He's one of a kind, that bloke.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think I would... i would very much get
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  Speaker 2: along with andy.
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  Speaker 3: Our claim to fame is we've had a half an
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  Speaker 3: hour chat with andy whilst he was driving.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we had we we had we actually had a
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  Speaker 1: we had an organized meeting with them with him sorry
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  Speaker 1: with andy and um the.
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  Speaker 2: Meeting was clearly not.
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  Speaker 1: All that important to him right so what ended up
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  Speaker 1: happening was the call started and he was driving he
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  Speaker 1: goes sorry boys i'm on my way to uh He
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  Speaker 1: didn't say this, but obviously a more important meeting. And
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  Speaker 1: he was like, I'm in the car, sorry. So we
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  Speaker 1: just had a phone call with him. We just like
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  Speaker 1: straight up chatted while he was in the car.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't care. Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't care to be fair.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of like a weird surreal thing to
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  Speaker 1: be talking to him.
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  Speaker 3: It is time for Dilemmas. If you want to get
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• 9:49
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  Speaker 3: I just teed you up to hit a home run
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  Speaker 3: with a baseball bat. Yeah. And you just took a
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  Speaker 3: free throw.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I just took a fucking tennis racket to a
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  Speaker 1: Was a cool, that was a pretty good metaphor. I
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go. Hi, guys. I have a dilemma that
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  Speaker 3: I can't get out of my head and really need
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  Speaker 3: your advice on. My boyfriend and I have moved in
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  Speaker 3: together a few months ago. We live with a housemate
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  Speaker 3: who is my partner's best mate. The problem is I
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  Speaker 3: think I'm in love with him. What? I feel like
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  Speaker 3: we need a sound effect. Wait for this next line.
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  Speaker 3: My boyfriend works away. So my housemate and I are
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  Speaker 3: alone together most of the time. As we talk a
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  Speaker 3: lot and have been getting to know each other, I'm
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  Speaker 3: starting to notice he has more qualities that I want
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  Speaker 3: in a partner than what my boyfriend has. We are
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  Speaker 3: more aligned in values when it comes to relationship and family,
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  Speaker 3: have similar hobbies, and from how he acts and how
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  Speaker 3: he says he is, he is a lot more loving
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  Speaker 3: as opposed to my partner, who is more classically avoidant.
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  Speaker 3: Not to help my housemate.
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  Speaker 1: Is hot as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: And single as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to fuck him.
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  Speaker 3: No, that was me.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. I'm waiting. That's what I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm waiting for him to give me the ick, but
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  Speaker 3: my feelings seem to be getting stronger. My housemate hasn't
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  Speaker 3: said or done anything out of line to give me
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  Speaker 3: a clue he feels the same. Most likely out of
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  Speaker 3: respect to my boyfriend, his best mate. However, we all
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  Speaker 3: went out one night and he is quite touchy. I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to tell myself that we could never be together. No,
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  Speaker 3: you can't. But. It's so hard to get him out
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  Speaker 3: of my head when we live in such close proximity.
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  Speaker 3: If my housemate wasn't in the picture, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I'd be having these thoughts about uncertainty in my relationship.
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  Speaker 3: So it is specifically my housemate I want. Is this
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  Speaker 3: a sign I should break up with my partner and
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  Speaker 3: find someone else who has the qualities I need? Or
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  Speaker 3: do I need to tell my housemate how I feel
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  Speaker 3: in the hopes he feels the same? Bruh. I have
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  Speaker 3: one option too.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. But I don't think it's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Is it fucking?
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  Speaker 3: Option two was, do I tell my housemate how I
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  Speaker 3: feel in the hopes he feels the same? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying do that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking like movie wise.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, this is very unfortunate, right? But the thing that
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  Speaker 1: sucks about this is that like it's so sexy. It's
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  Speaker 1: so naughty, so sexy. Do we go like?
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  Speaker 3: Good and evil or like proper relatable is like good
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  Speaker 3: the right thing.
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  Speaker 1: Like the first option you said yeah is hands down
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  Speaker 1: the winner hands down the winning option break up with
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend move out and find someone that is of
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  Speaker 1: the same like you'll never regret ever ever regret doing
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  Speaker 1: that no breaking up with your boyfriend moving out and
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: then Being single and hopefully finding someone that is the
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: right match for you in all ways.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Who said that? Who said that, Jake?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, the situation you're in, though, is so, so sexy.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually used to see a girl and she
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: slept with her roommate.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, go on.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: It was like we were like talking and she told
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: me it happened like before we were talking properly. Yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: She said it wasn't worth it.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Dang.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm bringing it back to that proximity thing. It's
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: like forbidden fruit. It's like the tension's there because you
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: know you can't do it. She wasn't dating anyone, so
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: it wasn't bad, but it's also like shitting where you eat.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Can I actually tell a quick story? I don't know
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: if this is fully true or not, and I'm not
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: going to name any names purely for that reason, but
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I know someone. So it's my sister's
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: good friend.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Do I need to cut that or not?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Nah, no names.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I could be totally wrong here from,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. So my sister's good friend is about
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: to get married in like a couple months.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: To her roommate.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm pretty, pretty sure they started their relationship as
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: a situation ship when they were roommates. And there was many,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: there was many of, there was a lot of times.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Don't tell her that. There was a lot of, oh wait, yeah, true.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of times of toxicity. No, but
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: she wasn't dating someone and cheated on that guy with
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: her roommate. But also, I could be wrong there and
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: it might not have been his roommate. It might have
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: just been someone that she found. But for some reason,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I'm remembering that they were roommates. Yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: For some reason.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: But I also think like- But they're getting married.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Fuck, so it can work. But I don't know. Something
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: about like a roommate to me becomes a family member. Yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I can see that.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: And that's how I would see them. Like I don't
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: want to be- I feel like it's creepy on both sides.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: If like I'm having showers and walking around and like
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: you're going to see me in my undies probably.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably. Like a quick run down to the kitchen.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Walking around in my towel around me junk. And I
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: want to know that the people I'm living with aren't
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: sexualizing me. Yeah. And I feel like that's just my
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: mindset towards that. Whereas probably both of you, but we
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: know you are, are fantasizing about this guy.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, I was joking around.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: But the right thing to do is I think this
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: is a sign that you want more than your boyfriend
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: and you should just break up and not tell anyone
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: and move on. I agree.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I agree. Fully agree.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Fully, fully agree. I can't say anything else because.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Because the other option too is it's so, so, so, so, so... No,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I don't... Because you loved your boyfriend at one point
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: or you still do, you owe it to him not
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: to pursue his best friend even if he does feel
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: the same way.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: You owe that to your boyfriend. Yeah, of course. And
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: then if you and your boyfriend break up and the
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: friend for some reason messages you and is like, I'm
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: keen as, it's a thing where it's like, look... Respect, no.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Fully out of respect, you either say no or it's like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: you know, your boyfriend is now nothing to you or,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: you know, he was something to you, but now he's,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: you know, you're not a boyfriend with him anymore or
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and girlfriend with him anymore. It's like you could,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you'll never be with the best friend.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: The right thing to do, because you, I think if
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: you want to break up amicably, this is like a
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: two-year plan or some shit. You then ask your ex-boyfriend, hey,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I've got feelings for so-and-so. Do you mind if I
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: pursue that? And out of respect to you, I'm not
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: going to do it if you say no. Let's see
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: what he says.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, right? Actually, here's one thing I want
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to say, right? Let's just say you break up with
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend. And you're going to go down this avenue
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: of like, okay, I'm doing the right thing. I'm going
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: to break up with my boyfriend. I'm going to get
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: my head wrapped around things. I'm going to go take
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: some time to myself. I'm going to hopefully grow. I'm
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: going to live life.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And then in like a year or two, you know,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: you're fully over your boyfriend.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Right. You've been over him for a while. And then
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: you're thinking like, I've never actually found anyone, you know,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: like I really still think that that friend of his,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know his name, let's say it's like Jack.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I really think Jack is still the one for me.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think you need to get permission from, anyone
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: to have a go for.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Jack suppose that yeah no it's been a couple years
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: it's like why not just be like yo jack fucking
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie pretty keen you've taken the time.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: To really think about this yeah you changed my mind
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: you owe your boyfriend.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Nothing and then it's now you did your butt you
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: did everything and then and then it's like it's more
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: on jack to go to maybe his friend and say
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: look um Hand over the reins.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Your ex-girlfriend is hand over the reins.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: If you want to be a good friend or not.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Your ex-girlfriend, she's messaged me. I'm not going to lie.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: The responsibility.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I would like to pursue this.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: And it's like, who is the ex-boyfriend to say, I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: deny you the opportunity of love? He might say, this
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: is something that's super uncomfortable to me. This really broke
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: my heart. I would appreciate it if you didn't. And
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: then the friend has to then accept the fact that
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: he's probably going to lose his friend for chasing you. Yeah.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And if you come here
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: to try and get us to support some unhealthy habits,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: it's just not going to fucking happen.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Almost got me, but you didn't.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Because we are the relatables. I know I was saying
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: it's a sexy situation earlier, but life ain't a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: There's so many options, so many traps you could do
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: to see if he is interested, but I'm not going
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: to tell them.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. There's so many things you could
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: do to see if he's interested.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shit.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: And you'd be doing the wrong thing every time.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Leave your underwear in his washing basket.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, what?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: That would be great.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: All right. My turn. Hey, Mommy and Daddy. Big fan
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: of the pod. My dilemma is there's this guy in
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: my friend group.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: We are in our 20s.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: He has slash had a thing with another girl in
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: our group. I recently hooked up with him, and he
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: seems to be pretty interested in doing more. Now my
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: issue is, do I tell her about it after she's
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: already questioned me and I've said no? Do I risk
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: losing one of my only friendships I have in a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: small town by telling her? Am I a bad friend
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: if I continue with this guy knowing she was there first?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Wait, so.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Girl, how the fuck are you in a small town
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: with one friend and you've decided to have sex or
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: hook up?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Hook up to me sounded like not have sex because
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: he wanted to do more.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Hook?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Up to me is sex, isn't it?
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, normally, but the way she wrote that, I think it's- Okay,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: so let's say it's a kiss.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Like his tongue.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: What took over your body to say, yeah, this man
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: is someone that I can kiss?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: He's one of three, Jake.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Go for the other two. He's 33%.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Jack and Jacob. The three of age.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: What part of you thought this is a good idea?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: We got one. It was on Patreon. Another dilemma about
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: her friend started dating someone she was having sex with. Friendship, guys.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Sex is great.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows that.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Having an orgasm is an amazing feeling. You know what's better?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: A good friendship.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the long run.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: In the long run. Oh, no. In the short run, no.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Well, in the short run, clearly not because the orgasm
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: is winning sometimes.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on it. Like, we used to say a lot,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: and it's still true, men think with their penis. But also,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: a lot of people just think with the orgasm. Actually, true.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Do women ever think with their clit?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Not necessarily. It could be penetration. It could be anything.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: It's called clithinking. Clinking?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, clithinking.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Thinking, clinking, clitorising, clitorinking. It's called clitting. It's called clinking.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Yo, you've been clinking again. I'm not going to lie, guys.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I'm clinking over here.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I'm clinking.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Guys, clinking.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Let us know if anyone's listening has clinked before.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Because it's a big thing where, like, you know, they'll
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: be like, you're thinking with the wrong head. Yeah. You know,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: men will be like, you're thinking with the wrong head, blah, blah, blah. Um,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: and that's such a common thing for men to do.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I need to know if women are out here clinking. Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: If they're clinking. Well, they get like wet.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Is it more like to do with like, I don't
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: think women just get like wet.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Really?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Like just standing there doing nothing. They just get really.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Just standing there doing nothing, right?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I thought like.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: You don't just like get a full rock hard boner
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: just by standing there. You get a bit of charm.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: True.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: If Beth started like rubbing your knee a little bit
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: and then you start going on your head, oh, imagine
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: what she looks like naked.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You'll be getting.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: That's the same thing.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Ask your girlfriend if she's ever
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: got wet thinking about you.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know the answer. That's far too
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: honest of a person because if she hasn't, she'll break
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: my heart. She'll break my poor little heart. I don't
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: think I can take it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe someone else. I'm like 99% sure. But like way
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: too intimate. But haven't you ever gone down and spent it?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's after like, you know, a couple minutes
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: of kissing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: So I understand that got her wet. True, true.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I think a good thought can get them wet.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Like Beth's never been, you know, we've never been out.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking, I'm so good.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: We've never been out.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: For dinner or anything and she's just gone.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So I went for you right now.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I also think like after dating for a while, I
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: will be on your side and think it happens a
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: lot less. In the beginning.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the beginning.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: In the beginning.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: In the beginning. Is that niche? That can't be niche.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: In the beginning. In the beginning.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: That can't be niche.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: What do we say? So if you've been clinking, let
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: us know. Yeah. Um, clitter inking.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Wait, shit. We didn't even help this baddie.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Um, let's go. Did we?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: We helped her.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: She said, am I a bad friend?
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: We just made up a new word for her to
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: use to tell her friend what she's.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Sorry, babe. I've been clinking.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Forgive me.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Uh, am I a bad friend if I continue with
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this guy knowing she was there first?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. A hundred percent.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Get permission from her if you really want to pursue it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: But also, don't be offended if she says, nah, like
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: I would actually care.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But also, let's be real here. We just literally had
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a dilemma on Patreon where one of the baddies was
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: seeing a guy from the start said he wanted to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: be casual. They ended up ending things after like a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: pretty decently long situationship. Then her friend, it's like such
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a similar situation. Her friend is like, oh, I like
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: this guy. Any chance I can pursue it? And she goes,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: obviously like she's not going to be like, no. You
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? So it's like, even if you
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: ask this friend, She's going to say yes purely out
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: of just the feeling like she has to say yes
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: because it's just their thing wasn't a serious, serious thing.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: So you're not being a good friend of even asking her,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I reckon.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: True, because you don't want to put your friend in
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: that position, do you?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: So just stop it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Stop clinking. Stop it outright. Stop clinking and start using
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: the clip.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You've also been a bad friend for lying.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: True.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Friendship rules.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You're a clinker.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Wait, I feel like. Oh, I was going to say,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like clinker sounds like a slur, but I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: actually recently, not recently, a little while ago, I saw
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: this trend on TikTok where people were creating like, in
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the future, robots are going to be AI or whatever
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: and have feelings and stuff.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: And they were clinkers.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: And people are calling them clinkers.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: There's going to be some humanoid robots come out and
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: people are going to be like, hey, clinker, come do this.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And then it's going to get to a point where
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: the robots are like, don't call me that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm never ever going to be calling a robot
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a clinker from the beginning. From the beginning.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: From the beginning.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: All right, baddies.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Time.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'd like to bring in a fresh new segment and
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call it nostalgia. And it is going
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to be where Audie and I talk about something nostalgic
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: from our lives while we eat something nostalgic.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: And the best thing that we could eat right now, Jake,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: would be, you mentioned, a fresh, original glazed, or whatever
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: you like, Krispy Kreme donut.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Because as a kid, I definitely remember going into a
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Krispy Kreme shop, you walk in, your nose smells the
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: original glaze, and then just as a kid, you just
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: start to smile because your parents are going to buy
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: you a donut. You pick one. It's such a good occasion.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: On the way to the airport?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there would be no better nostalgic treat than a
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Krispy Kreme donut.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Right, agreed.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I remember because there only used to be one way
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: to the airport in Sydney. And so on the way
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: there is a standalone Krispy Kreme shop.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, we used to do on the way to
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the airport. But my question for you.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: This week, Oddie, while I pick up my donut, is
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: did you have, because I had one, a routine from
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: when you would get home from school as a kid?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Ooh, what age are we talking?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: It could be any. Mine is from memory. I was
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: living in Canada.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: So I would have been anywhere from like year three
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to five.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, if we're talking primary school, the first one that
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: comes to mind is I'd get off the bus and
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: then it was about a 10-minute walk up a hill.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I remember walking up the hill, I'd cut through a
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: house because everyone used to be nice back in the
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: day and you could cut through a house to get
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: to my house.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: And save the trip, whereas you couldn't do that now. Oi,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: remember when people used to live by Love Thy Neighbour? Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody does that anymore.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: We will, mate, when we live together. Not together, next
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: to each other.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Bloody oath we will, mate.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: And then I would get home. And do you remember ABC3?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: But I didn't watch it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you had Foxtel. You had all those bougie networks, eh?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I would chuck on ABC3, grab some cereal and just
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: watch like either a cartoon or I can't remember the exact.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I loved Take Me Back to the Sweet Time.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's talking about Bondi Rescue.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Is that Bondi Rescue?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: That's Bondi Rescue, bro. That's nostalgia.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: That is nostalgia. That's Australian nostalgia right there. I don't
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: think it was, but what was the one where they
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: were in a surf camp?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Isn't that Stoked?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, not the animated one. How they went
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: to high school and they're all trying to be pro surfers.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Not Puberty Blues.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Blue Water High.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Blue Water High. That was it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: That's an Australian icon of a show.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I love that show.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I moved to Australia too late to watch that. But, okay,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: mine is... So, where I lived in Canada, a small
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: town called Chase. And me and my older sister, we...
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I seem to remember her being about two years above.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Me in school, I think.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: And so I would have been, I just remember at school,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: very small town and we lived maybe two kilometers away.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: So we would walk to and from school each day
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: because my stepdad would be at work and my mom
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: would also be at work. And so me and Joanna,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I just remember, I don't know why it was like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I swear we did this for literally years.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: We would get home.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: And it would just be like classic kid, get home,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: kick the shoes off, throw the bag down. Because I
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: always seem to remember mom getting home and be like, Jake,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: pick your bag up, blah, blah. Anyway.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I remember that too.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: We would go to the kitchen, we would grab a snack,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: and then we would sit down. And I just, I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: don't know why I can picture this so clearly, but
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: we used to sit down, turn the TV on, and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: every single day, as soon as school finished, we'd get
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: home and we would watch this show called Dick and
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Jane's Spy Parents.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Never heard of it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Never heard of it?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: It must be a Canadian thing.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: God, I hope, like, I think it's called Dick and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Jane's Spy Parents. I can't fully remember, but it's definitely something,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: something spy parents.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And I used to remember.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: That we would be, we would, like, look at each
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: other and be happy if we got home in time
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: for that show. Yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I remember that. What? What happened to live TV where
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: you had to be there at like 6 p.m. or
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: 3 p.m.? It was the same show airing. I forgot
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when you could miss a show and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: that means you missed the show? Do you remember when
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: When Foxtel brought out being able to record a show?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: And go back and watch it? We never had that.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And you would record it and you'd have to watch
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the ads and everything.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I remember, yeah, because I used to go to a
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: soccer training at night and my favorite show was on
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, Mom, what happened? I missed it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: What happened in Survivor? What happened in Home and Away?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Oi, crazy, crazy, crazy.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Oi, actually, funny enough, We'll wrap up this week, but
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: next week, I think I have a good one about
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: remembering when streaming services came out.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. It's making me feel old, but there's something
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: so nice about reminiscing with.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: A friend, eh?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: We highly recommend sitting down, box of Krispy Kreme donuts, fresh,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: original glazed, talking about nostalgic memories. 100%.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: That smell has such a nostalgic element to it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: The Ladybug. I have, I found a TikTok and I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: thought the days of icks were over, but I found
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: a new one and it says, girls, what's the smallest
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: And I would normally actually steer clear, but some of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: these were fucking funny.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Watched the barber pump him up on the chair and
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: it really affected me.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I've never thought of that.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: True. True. A barber replied to it and he goes, dang,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I can't even pump up my customers anymore.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: And it's because they're so short. The more pumps, pump, pump, pump, pump,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: pump for those short kings out there. If you really
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: think about it. Let bro get a fade though.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I would like to say that getting pumped up on
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the barber's chair is actually quite demoralizing when I really
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: think about it. It's actually quite demoralizing.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Bros, don't be taking your girl to the barber with you, eh?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Leave her at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: That's just something for mums when you're a kid, when
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: your mum takes you to the barber and just sits
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: over in the corner.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: The mums out there are probably getting the ick too. Fuck,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: that's my son.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: When did you go from hairdresser to barber?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: When I could drive myself.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, same. I was a hairdresser up until I
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: could drive myself.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because our mums took us.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: And then you realize how, like, no offense, they're not
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: trained to do it, how bad that fades.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: And to be fair, I've never been a fade guy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: So just a haircut's always very simple.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: I was looking at some of my old haircuts, like
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: how high they were. I'm like, far out.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I actually am an idiot. I probably need to start.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: So I'll go to a barber and all I get
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: is a haircut. But they just, they charge a lot, right?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Barbers are expensive. And I could just go to Just
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Cuts and get a, you know, probably a $ 35, $ 40
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: haircut for 40 minutes or whatever. And it's, cheaper true
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: same exact same thing.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah hairdressers is like pretty expensive oh yeah i feel
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: i feel for girls though too like their hair is
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: like 450 plus like color and.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Best went the other day and she was there for
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: like four hours and it was like five hundred dollars.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I also like what do they do like what what
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: if a girl just like this is gonna sound dumb
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: like if she just grows her hair out naturally what
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: are they doing.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: So here's something i do right When Beth gets her
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: hair done.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: But she, no, because she used to be blonde. So
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: now they have to maintain the natural color. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: So she's going back to her natural color.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: But back when she was blonde, I can understand now
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: that she kind of ruined her natural hair color. And
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: she doesn't want to start again.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: But what if it all naturally out from the start?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: So she gets a tone.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: She gets some coloring.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Gets some blending.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Blending.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I assume at the very beginning you get a clean
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and you get a dry and then you get the foils,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: which is part of the coloring. So I just want
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: to say something. And this is like being me being
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: fully transparent. And I don't think this is bad. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: think that this is me being a supportive boyfriend. So
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I can tell the difference when Beth gets her hair done.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: but I can't tell the $ 500 difference. You know what
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: So I can't tell the $ 500 difference. So, but what
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I do do is when I see it, I say,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: oh my God, it looks amazing. It's beautiful. It's worth
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: every penny.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. So Cassie's not a natural blonde.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: No.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I can tell the difference.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Between what, natural and not natural?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Like prior enough. Imagine if you just had this.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Skill and you were like, you're not a natural blonde.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: You are a natural blonde. Because it fades over time
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: and then I can tell when it's been redone. It's
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: more like vibrant.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: And also, I guess if you're not natural blonde and
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: your hair is brown, your roots grow out.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Last time Cassie went to the hairdressers, Sofa Dofa sat
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: next to her.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Heck, did she talk to her?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for a little bit.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: And Sofa Dofa goes, I love your uggs.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Where are they from? Cassie's like, came up. Sofa Dofa's like, fuck.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I was hoping for something a bit more high-end. A
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: bit high-end. Bro, she's rich, eh?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's rich.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: She should just start her own ugly.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: That means Cassie's rich.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: What is she doing? Wait, Cassie, you have no business
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: going to the same hairdresser as Sofadova.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Legit.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Fuck, what were we talking about?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, girls, what's the smallest thing that, sorry, girls, what's
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: the smallest thing a man did that instantly gave you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the ick? I was on my period and he called
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: me his little ketchup packet.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Why does anyone think that's a good idea? Well, I
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: feel like I could say that to Beth and she
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: wouldn't get the ick. Because we're so far into it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: My little ketchup bucket. The funniest thing happened the other day.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: So Cassie, prior to getting her period, would always say
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: to me, I'm getting my period, I'm getting so hungry.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: And the other day, she goes to me, I knew
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: her period was coming soon. She goes, I'm so hungry.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you're getting close to your period.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: She goes, am I not allowed to be hungry? Well,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: to be fair, she's almost trained you.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard about the thing where the farmer
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: rings a bell, then feeds everyone?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And feeds all his animals. So then the bell now
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: means food. So they all come running when they hear
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: the bell. Cassie says, I'm hungry.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: And you think, oh. Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I said, hold up. Either way, you're
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: allowed to do whatever you want. You're allowed to be
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: hungry or not. But I'm just connecting the dots because
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: it asks like, you're like, why am I so hungry?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you an answer.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It was a trap from the start. Girls, what's the
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: smallest thing a man did that immediately gave you the ick?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: He would use a baby voice when he woke up
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: and would send me a good morning message, a voice message,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: like good morning baby in a baby voice, right? And
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: then she says, ruined my day every day.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Good morning, my little squishy wishy.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about baby voices. I find I'll
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: do it to my dogs more.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not baby. That's like high-pitched.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, high-pitched.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Baby's like, oh, my God. I see.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. I just can't.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I just want to give you a cuddle. Like with Beth, I'll.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Be like, I call her like Missy.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Picky because I call her Picky. I don't know why
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I never called her Pickle. Picky evolved from Pickle anyway.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: And so I'll hit it with like, I'm like, I
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: miss a Pookie. Like that's my kind of babiest thing
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I'll do to her.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Just like get her attention.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: What about you? I don't, okay.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: What do I, I say Pookie. Oh, Pooks, Pooks.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I think it's so funny that Pookie is ended up
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: becoming the unironic nickname.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I tried to, I've been trying like some new stuff,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: like Pookahonus. Very hard to get a new one in there,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: isn't it?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Pookahonus.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Cassie didn't like that. No.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It was from Pocahontas. And apparently like. Pookahontas.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: That's got like, I don't know, bad juju around it. Oh, okay.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Fair.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: And then private Pookie. Cause Cassie was in the army.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Pee pee.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Private pee pee is pretty funny.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: She didn't like that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: He walked me out to my car barefoot, kissed me goodnight,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: then ran back into his house on his tippy toes
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: like a fairy. No, that's cute.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: He was so happy. He was giddy just to say
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: bye to you.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why'd they give you the ick? He was kicking
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: his feet when he got home. He couldn't hold it in.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: That guy was a soft lover.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: He was a very gentle lover. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Girls, what's the smallest.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: He followed Instagram on Instagram. Okay, that is the ick.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I've always thought, do Instagram buy their followers? They have
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: like 200 million followers. Surely they do.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Is it like an automatic thing? Do you reckon Instagram
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: ever culls the bots that follow them? No. But they
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: cull our bots, the dogs.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: We lost like 12,000 followers one day and we were like, fuck,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: are we ruined?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: We were like, surely 12,000 people didn't wake up and think,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I hate the relationship now. I was wigging out when
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that happened.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: They should give you a little like, hey, we just
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: culled all the robots.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like we put a lot of effort into getting
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: these followers. It's like put some respect on some influencers' names.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: First world problem for sure.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: He burnt the roof of his mouth on a chicken nugget.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: took the week off work sick because of it and
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: moved back to his mum's for a week so she
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: could take care of him.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I tell you what, we have a friend. I don't
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: know why it made me think of this. He is
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: not an active person and he came to the gym
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: with us. He was in his fitness journey and we
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: hit legs and finished with calves. And I don't think
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: he'd ever hit calves before in his life. Next day.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: He was crippled. He took the week off work. He
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: worked for his dad. He's a plumber. Fucking trade. He
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: took the whole week off work. He definitely took a day,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: didn't he?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I think he took a week off.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Or it was a Wednesday and he took Wednesday, Thursday,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Friday off.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: He couldn't walk.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: And then he lived underneath us. He went to his
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: little flat and he was like going around on his bum. Right.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: He couldn't walk. He couldn't walk.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: And I just thought, you cannot be serious.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And he's like, no, no, you don't get it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: You don't get it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And I was just thinking, like, come on. I know,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I get it hurts.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: But he was like, you know when a dog has to, like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: itch his bum and he has his bum across the ground?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: That's what he was doing, like, scooting around like that.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Like, you just, once you warm up, it sort of
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: goes away.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: He burped when we were kissing. That's disgusting.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Have you ever felt one of them coming on?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You ever been mid-sesh? Wait, two worst things.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Two worst things. Mid-session, a burp's coming on or a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: fart's coming on.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I've never had a fart in sexy time. You've never farted?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I've never felt even felt. I feel like anatomically, even
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: like I think too, because when I get a boner,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I think like that controls everything.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: That comes first. That's more important than anything else.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: My body has betrayed me many a times.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: I see that actually.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: He shivered because he was cold.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck sakes. He tried to speak to the waiter and
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: the waiter didn't hear him and left.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: That's happened to me a few times. That's actually harsh,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: but like so true.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: See, that would give you the ick butt.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: And that's unfortunate.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: When the music's loud, you don't know how loud you
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: should go because you don't want to go too loud.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: And then you're like, excuse me. And you just look
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: like a dick. Excuse me. And they don't hear you
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, fuck.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Getting the attention of a waiter or a waitress is.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: It's a fine art.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Sometimes, if I was a waiter or a waitress and
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I could see people on like a first date, I
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: would pretend not to like hear them.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Said his lips were chapped and he pulled out a
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Dior lip gloss, put it on and then smacked his lips.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: A Dior?
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Shit, bougie.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Smacking your lips crazy.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: He didn't dry himself with the towel when he got
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: out of the shower. He just put his clothes on
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a wet body. That's heinous. That's insane.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: He pooped right before I came over and his bathroom
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: was in his room. So I smelt it while we
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: were talking on the bed.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: And now he's like, let's get some, let's get down dirty.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I just got dirty in there. Let's get dirty in
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: the bed.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: What did I tell you one time? Did I tell
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: you about, so I was probably 18 at the time.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And this is just before I moved down to my parents' house. Um,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: And I was, I had this kind of separate room
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: that my dad had built me in the garage. And, um,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: he just was giving me my own space, which was nice,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I guess. I think they just wanted me out of
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: the house to be honest with you. But, um, so
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in there I had, he, he, it was all just
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: one room. It was like, it was a studio apartment, right?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I had a little mini fridge. I couldn't cook food
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Which house was this?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: At Pickett's.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It was in the garage.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And, um, um, in there, in the corner, as if
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: it was like a stall without a door was a toilet.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And I just had a curtain that I had for
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the toilet. I didn't know you had this. And yeah, JJ,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: he'd seen it.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: He was there.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: He'd been there heaps of times. Anyway, I, um, one
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: time I got home from work and I would just
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: go straight.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: So you had like a garage door.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Straight garage door, which is part of my room, bro.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: It was kind of cool as a teenager. I thought
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: this is hectic anyway.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: And it was private, but, um, So one time I
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: got home and I was taking a shit after work.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I got home. I was like, yeah, I gotta take
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: a shit. And I, if I was there alone, I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: would never close that curtain. Right. I fully had a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: girlfriend at the time and I must've taken shit. So anyway,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: curtains open. And my dad, he, for some reason decides
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: he's not going to knock on my door. He just
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: comes in, opens the door and he goes, Oh, and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: then he had something to tell me and he goes, Oh,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh shit.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: And he goes, Oh, I just wanted to tell you
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: where to put the dog down today.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay. He goes, yeah, his name is Angus.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: He goes, just wanted to let you know where to
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: put Angus down today.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: And I went, sweet man. I could have waited.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: To be fair, because he was so distracted. Great time
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: to tell you.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, to be honest with you, it wasn't. You
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: couldn't deal with the emotions. Yeah, it wasn't one that
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it affected.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: It didn't affect me anyway. He was very old.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: He needed to be put down.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I'm actually, like, proud of your dad for doubling down. Like,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: he saw the sitch and he's like, I'm still going
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: to tell him.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you just fucking stood there and thought,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: you know, actually, man, yeah, I just wanted to let
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Have your parents ever walked in on you wanking?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I've actually been very, very lucky with that. I don't
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: know if they ever have known that I'm doing it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: They've never said anything. They've nearly walked in on me
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: with a girlfriend once.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: That's cool, bro.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's kind of, that's less, that's like,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: you know, it's not gross. It still is, but it's not.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: You've been walked in on it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I haven't been caught, but I think they knew what
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I was doing.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: And then I went through a phase of being like,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: you motherfuckers need to start knocking.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Seriously, guys, I got to be honest with you.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I am a 16 year old boy.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: All right. I don't know if you guys were ever
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: this age.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Which you obviously.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Fucking were, it's time to knock on the door. Legit.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And wait for an answer. All right.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: And then, yeah, my dad, mum would be very like
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: conscious of what I said, but dad would knock and
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: go in.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I knocked, I knocked.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck off.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, mate.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've been, I try to go out to toilet. Locked.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I've always been lucky enough. My parents were always like, yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: you can have a lock on your door and stuff.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: If you want. I don't know why. Do they not
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: do it for safety when you're younger? Because, like, why
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: didn't I have a lock on my door? It seems
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: like the best idea ever.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: It's a good question. But, no, I'd never been walked
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: in on. But what I was going to say was imagine, like,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: there'd be so many people out there that have just
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: been surely walked in on just full-on hard dick in hand, mid-stroke,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: looking at phone or whatever, and their parents walk in
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: What are you doing if you walk in on your 15,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: 16-year-old son doing that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm doing nothing. I'm closing the door.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: We're not talking for like a couple of days. Really?
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: That's probably not good parenting.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: No, it can't be.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: We had a friend.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Go on, go on.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: We'll get back to the question. We had a friend.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: It goes to the question. He was one of the
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: first wankers in our group.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: He got caught like three times a week on the
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: family computer in the office watching porn and wanking. And
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: it was because he started at like, say, I think
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I started at 15. I know exactly who you're talking about.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: He would have been 13.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I know exactly.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: And I remember his go-to was like, what was it called?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: You, you porn.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: No, what was it? That one. Maybe. I think it
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: was that.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I assume there's one called that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: And I think it became a normal thing in the family.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't say his name yeah he just does this
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: he's working.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Again oh my god what would you do i'm fucking
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: yeah open the door.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: I well no here's my what first off reaction would
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: be oh oh sorry sorry and then i walk away
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: right and then he'd obviously finish he'd probably probably come
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: out head in hand type of thing come out.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Come out of the closet.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: He would um He'd.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Probably walk out of his room, maybe head in hand,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: or maybe he'd.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Be trying to play it off.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not coming out.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, standing there for the rest of
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: your life? Finishing.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck me. Here's what I would want to do, though.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I would just want to talk to him and say, look,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I understand, bro, that this is something that's going to happen.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I would just be like, look, let's be real here.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I understand this is something that's going to happen. I
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: don't want you to be embarrassed, even though it's embarrassing.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: But I would also say, I think I would have
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: the chat with him of being like, that porn's the
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: furthest thing from real.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Just, I would want to have, I would really just
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: want to talk to him about that.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I feel like that chat's better not being caught though.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like you just normalize wanking at that point. Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I don't even like what, I don't even know what
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the right thing to do would be, but I just
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: would want to say like, people can get very addicted
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: to this type of thing. I just would want to
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: have a super casual chat and just be like, look,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I don't, I wouldn't want to just like shame him
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: and be like, you're fucking gross. You fucking pig. Yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I wouldn't want to just
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: shame you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Surely no one would do that.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want him, I don't want it to
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: be a thing where it's like, it's obviously a very
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: private thing, but I don't want to have.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: It be a thing where he then is.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: He's shaming.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: He wants to hide it. I don't want him to
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: do it in front of me, but I don't, I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: just would want him to know that, I just want
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: my kids to know that if they ever have an
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: issue with something, and it's like, if you ever think
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: to yourself, you can be addicted to porn, It's like,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I want you to come and talk to me about
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: that because I want, I'll talk to you about it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Like we can talk about anything, zero judgment.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Like people do things.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: So would you be like happy if you walked in
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: on a wank and just no phone in hand and
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: he's just like close his eyes.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: If he was going full, if he, if I walk
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: in on him wanking and he's like mid stroke, right.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And then, um, I see the phone and I just
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: don't see, and I don't see a phone anywhere. And
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I walk out and I think, and then he comes
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: out and I talked to him about it. And I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: was like, well, we just, using the imagination, he goes, yeah, I'd.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Be like, good on you.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like I get like, if you're going to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: do it, that's probably.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: The healthiest way to do it. Sorry for interrupting.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true. My bad.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Put a sign on your door next time.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Put a sock on your door when you're wanking, son. Like,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: you know, in a hotel room, we.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Got to do not disturb.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you what that's for. Gross, bro, gross.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Oddy Shark Tank.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Jake, it's good to be here.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: It should be called Oddy VC now.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Oddy Venture Capitalism.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Oddy Venture Capitalism. Baddies. I have evolved with the help
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: of my friend, Mr. Jake Craig, as well as Sarah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: the baddest baddie.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: You heard from her last week with updates from the
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: bed divider. She has gone off and drawn friends. Four
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: prototypes of different ideas for the bed divider. If you're
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: new around here, go back and listen. But basically, business
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: idea where there's some sort of divide in a bed
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: so your partner, more so your girlfriend, doesn't roll over
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: and hit you in the middle of the night.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: And we're trying to prototype some good ideas and we've
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: recruited Sarah. She sent through four brilliant designs that we
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: can talk through and see which one we like before
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: we call her back and tell her... Kind of where
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: we're going to go with this, hey?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, she, I think she has a
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: few ideas. She wants to make them on her own
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: first to see if they work.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Talk about commitment.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Exactly. That's what we love from the baddies. And what
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: we're going to do is we're going to explain it,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: but also we're going to post them on the Instagram
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: because there are actually some really good diagrams.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: So, from Sarah, the baddest baddie, the bed by the plan,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: idea one, magnets. So there looks to be a fitted
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: sheet and then under the underside of the fitted sheet,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: there's a type of like soft magnet you can get.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said that on the phone too.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand now I see the photos. And then
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: over the top sheet, there's this piece of foam that's
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: the shape of a Dorito.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yep, like a long, it's like Toblerone.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. That's pretty good. Not good for sex because
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: it's pointy like Toblerone. What if it's soft? You'd be like,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I feel like, oh.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: How hard do you expect it?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: We'd have to test it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: That can be arranged imagine.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: That we're gonna go we're gonna know it's good for
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: sex um.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Thoughts honestly good idea reason being i think it's a
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: good idea is that because i assume the magnets are
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: like magnity yeah but they're not like i don't know
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: nasa grade magnets or whatever so It'll be able to
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: just like sort of click into place, right? And then
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: hold that position. And you might kick it off place,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: but at least the magnet's still connected up near you
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: or whatever. But the reason why I like it is
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: because all you got to do is grab the centerpiece,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: pull it out. Agreed. Right? You can either have it
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: on top of the bed. It's not going to weigh much.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Or you can have it and have it like along
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the bed head. So, it's like adding a little bit
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: of support to your head just.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: While you guys are cuddling.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: It would even add to like when you're not using it,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: the pillows. It would sit the pillows up even nicer. Yeah, right.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: This one's good.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And then, so what I like about it is all
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: those things and the fact that also if you don't
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: want to buy, I assume we're going to have to supply,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: like part of the thing we sell is you can
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: either sell the bed sheet with the magnet in it
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: and the bed vider, still thinking of a name by
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: the way, baddies, and the bed vider. Or you could
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: probably buy just the bed vider and not worry about
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the magnet.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: It's almost like agreed, true. But you could also just
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: sell it as a package and like a magnet can
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: just sit underneath anyway and then straight on top. It
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: just wouldn't hold that well, would it?
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: So if we sold bed sheets, the magnet would be
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: sewed in somehow. And I think that's going to be
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the one that's the most comfortable if you ever lay
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: on it. And then I like her questions. She goes,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: will magnets work through duvet?
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I feel like you just put the duvet over it. Yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: And then she said, will you feel the magnet under
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: the sheet?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Would be blocked by the.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: And then only.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Work for top sheet option.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: And then her last question is, magnets connect to people's piercings?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: She's thought of everything.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Imagine that, your nipple piercing, you get caught in the
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: middle of the night.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be that strong of a magnet though.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: No, I feel like game's the game too. Is magnetic
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: forces bad to sleep with.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: In the long run? I mean, only if you have
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: a pacemaker. Yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: True. We'll have to put a disclaimer out there.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: If you have a pacemaker, please don't use this. So,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I like this idea.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I like magnets.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I think these might be the strongest.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Idea two is snap buttons. And this will not require
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: a center like foam piece or pillow piece. This is
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: going to be literally like snap buttons on the bottom sheet,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: like the fitted sheet. And then if you have a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: top sheet, snap buttons.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Also on that.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: And... I don't know how I feel about that purely
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: because of the inconvenience of actually having to snap the buttons. Agreed.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: And there's probably going to be what, minimum 15?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: If you want to have a good solid border that
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend can't slip a leg through, then yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Or they're going to have to be really big buttons,
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: which would be uncomfortable.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Yep, true. And then she's saying, will you feel the
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: buttons on the fitted sheets?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I feel like you would.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I think they will be strong enough. She has a
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: question here. Will they be strong enough? I think they will.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: I think they would too.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I just think it would be something of like, I
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want to get down under the blankets and like snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to do that.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: And like, I feel like we've option one, although it's
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: shaped as a Toblerone, we're in prototyping stage. Like the
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: sex option is still up there.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Whereas there's no sex option with this. Oh, you mean
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: with this? With the snaps. Yeah, that's a good point.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: There's nothing, there's no enjoyment there.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. You know what we could
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: do with the Toblerone to give it a sex option?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Is you could make it so it like unfolds. So
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: it's like in three pieces connected by a bit of
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: fabric at each joint. And then when you have it
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: out straight, the magnet keeps it straight. But then when
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you take it off, you can fold it up to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: make it smaller and also use it as something for sex.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I like that. Because like baddies out there, have you
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: ever had like, you're having a good session, missionary, and
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: then one of you goes, chuck a pillow under my bum.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Or can I chuck a pillow under your bum? And
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: then you go, you have to go like, oh, I
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: don't really want the pillow I sleep on every night.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, I don't want my pillow when
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: we sleep every night. There's juices. And I'm like, let's
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: get the bed divider.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She's the bed fighter.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the bed fighter.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: She stays down near our torsos anyway.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, legit.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Idea three is the rope.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, this one's techie.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: So, rope is attached on one end of the bed.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: When you want to split the bed, the rope gets
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: pulled over and hooks over attachment at end of base.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Tension on rope should hopefully be enough to keep anyone safe.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Going under it.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I really like this.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Really? I really like this one actually, bro.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: I've got to be completely honest with you. I'm a
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: big fan of this. Can you explain it a bit
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: like how you see it? I'm struggling to conceptualize this.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: So basically, what you're going to have is attached to
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: in between your heads, right? Down at the base of
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the bed where the bottom of the mattress meets the
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: bed frame. You'll have something attached there, right? And then
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: At the other end, in the middle, you'll have the
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: same thing, but with a long enough rope to reach
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: over the entire top of like doona cover and everything, right? Yes, yes, yes.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: So, when you're done cuddling and you're like, let's divide
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: this shit. It's like a wall in first class on
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: a plane.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Well, no, not really.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Like, let's divide this shit.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: And what it's going to be doing is basically clamping
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: down like a ratchet strap, like clamping down the middle
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: of you. So, neither one of you can really steal
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: the blanket, but also... there's a good chance that in
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: your sleepy slumber, you're not going to force a foot
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: under it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: This is the best version. I do like this because-
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: This is smart. It's its own thing. We don't need
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: to sell sheets.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: This is smart.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Which I'm kind of against the whole selling our own
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: sheets because everyone already owns sheets.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: This goes on over everything.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: That's a good point.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Note, would a strong elasticated cord be better than a
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: rope or similar question mark? You could make it like
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: a padded hockey strap. You can make it look good.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: This is good.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: You could make like a leopard print one.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: This is good if we don't think about sex.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Damn it. You know what I'm saying? Now you explained it,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: I understand the best.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: And I feel like this is a standalone product where
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: we don't dip our feet into all these other random
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: stuff we've got to organize.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I agree. It's a good one.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: That's a great idea. And then I guess you'd have to,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I don't think it should be, it probably should be
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: a ratchet thing where you don't like have to, it can't,
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Elastic back onto itself so there's any damage.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Definitely no sex in that bed.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Idea four is rope number two. Okay.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: So bed, under duvet, above top sheet, bed base, hooks
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: like these.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: So rope slash elastic loops around the mattress. There are
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: hooks at one end that connect the cord together to
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: split the bed. Can have tightening mechanism similar to car tie-downs. Right,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: so this is very similar. This is actually more what
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I was thinking. Yeah, she meant rope, but now it's ratchets.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now it's ratchets.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Basically the same thing.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: So this is pretty much the same as Idea. It's
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: just like an evolved version of Idea 3, which is sick.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: It would have been annoying, but like, let me just
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: ratchet the bed down, babe, before we go to sleep.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's just lock things down.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: I will say, too. You know what you could do
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: as well?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Ratchets are annoying. No, it'd be really fun.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, not for me.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I know how to use them.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like- So people who don't know how to
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: use them like you.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I learned- And it's still annoying.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: But the surfboard ones, which are really easy, I feel
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: like would be strong enough.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: And you just pull. All you do is pull. You've
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: got to set up and cheer.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: It's really annoying. I agree.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: I agree with you, actually. That would be plenty strong.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Also, guess what you'd get to do every single night?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Go down, lean over, tighten.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: That up, and then go.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Ping, ping.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: It's not going anywhere.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Every night on you.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Have we been convinced with the rope? Every night we
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: would get to go down and then go ping, ping.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: That's not going anywhere. Maybe.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: What I like about this, right? Two things. If I'm
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: not thinking about sex, two things. Number one, I think
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: it will.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Be a very effective way to stop.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Any feet, arms, legs from coming over.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Agreed.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Number two, I think it will be very, very effective
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: if you have someone who loves to steal the blankets. Agreed.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: And Beth is a humongous blanket stealer. Number three.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Was that number two or three? Anyway, number three.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I think what it's going to do is it's going
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: to add a little bit of down pressure on the blanket.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: So it's almost like you have a weighted blanket. So
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: anxiety is going to be low.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's almost converting a queen or a king
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: into two individual single beds.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: But then you still maintain the bed you've already got.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Which is genius. And in hindsight, I low-key wish we
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: had two single beds.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Honestly, same.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Pushed together.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Cassie said yesterday, she goes, I need to have two
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: single beds in the same room.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: But it just... different just slightly apart.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Well i think so from here we'll get sarah back
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: on the phone either next week or the week after
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: yeah and tell her our thoughts and feelings but prototypes
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: should we actually try one and a rope one to
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: compare or we just go full balls.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Deep i think we need to try number one and
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: number four i think we need to try those two
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: i agree yeah number.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: One and number four are definite Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: And then shit.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: All right. Come back. We can get around the sex
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: thing because everyone has like, you know, if you're sleeping
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: with two people in the bed and you're in a
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: heterosexual relationship, right? Yeah. Then you 100% have more than
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: just two pillows on your bed. So you're not going
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: to have to use either your pillow or your girlfriend's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: pillow as the sex pillow, right? And if you're in
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a lesbian relationship, it's two women. So you definitely have
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: more than two pillows.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: And then most of the time, gay men, way more
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: grown up than than straight men they've got more than
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: just two pillows.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah and i feel like um if you wanted to
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: get um like a bit or maybe show some initiative
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: too if it wasn't enough of a wall like you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: didn't want to see him as well you could just
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: chuck a pillow there and then lock the pillow down
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: in the middle such a good idea like that's that's
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: up to the user's discretion that's that's an added bonus
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: maybe in the future yeah because my problem we have
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: those round pillows and sometimes they've got to try and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: cast you back up Got to put that in the middle,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: but you wake up and it's gone because it's a
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: cylinder and it rolls. But this thing would lock it down.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Where'd she go? This is good prototyping, I think. I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: think that at some point in the future, we will
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: be able to also help out with some snoring, but
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: not yet.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: One problem at a time, Jake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: big brains aren't that big. All right, come back and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: see what Sarah says.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Let it go.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: It's time to call one of you baddies. If you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: want to get called by us, the link will be
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: in the description. And if you've got a riddle, fuck,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: I can't talk.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: That's all right.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: If you have a riddle or some good advice for people,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: that would be lovely. Jake.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Who are we going to call? Fuck, you took my
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: word for it. No, I'm just saying.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Go, go, go.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Who are you going to call? Lauren.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Hello, is that Lauren?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is. It is.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Jake and Audie from the Relatable's podcast. How's it going?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Hi, I'm good. How are you?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: We are growing. We're going great.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Very, very good.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: First question. Do you go by laws?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Oh shit. Let's go.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: One from one. What about one from two? Do you
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: have a riddle or can you sign off the episode for.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Us, please?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Um, I can sign off the episode. Um, I don't
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: have a riddle though. Um, or signing off. Um, okay.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I quote the, or not a quote, but like a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: sort of rule that I live by is like always, um,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: speaking up and saying something because you're never going to
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: change something by not speaking up. So even if you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: speak up and you don't change something, that's better than
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: having not said anything at all. You've got a higher
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: chance of changing.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Yes. I'm a big fan.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: That goes well off something that we start our episode
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: with today.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think talking goes such a long way and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: it almost feels better and almost human to get your
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: point across.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: It's given me motivation.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: As men too, we stay quiet way too much about
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: all the issues in the world. Yes.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, definitely. I think there's a lot of people
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: that stay too quiet about things and their reasoning is always, well,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to be able to change that person's opinion.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, but you don't know unless you try.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do your part in the world and the world
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: would be such a better place. Loz.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: You're a legend.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: You've nailed it, Loz. Thank you so much for signing
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: off the episode and enjoy the rest of your day.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: You too.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Thanks, guys.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: That was very good.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: That was great.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Very, very good.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: I was in a goofy mood.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so was I. And then I was like, Dane,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: that was good. Hard-hitting sign-off.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: All right, baddies, we love you.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Stay bad.