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The Party Chihuahua | The Treehouse Podcast, Friday 28 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time leave your worries outside and join me. Dan O'Malley trade Trendholm
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and sitting in for Raz Sharma. Today is the one the only anado Y
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back in the tree house. Yay and a Dahar is back in the Treehouse.
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From the Bow and Them Show on Lone Star ninety two five. I
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still have a hard time not calling it ninety two to five kseps because I
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don't know if and if I've told you, but nine five kzps was where
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I got my absolute first job in radio and promotions, all the way back
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in December of nineteen ninety eight, so that station has a special place in
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my heart, as do you. And we welcome you into the treehouse.
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Well, thank you. Good to be back in the treehouse. And we've
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had you in here a couple of times for live shows that we've done on
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site. But this is actually this seems like a crime on my part,
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so I had need to apologize that we hadn't had you on in this capacity
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before today. That being said, in my defense, I wasn't entirely sure
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if you were allowed to, but clearly you have ascended to the level of
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Boe and Them show boeing them as bo Roberts co host to where you can
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walk around the halls of iHeartRadio and go I can do what I want.
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I'm I'm both co hosting. Either that or I'm a rebel. I'm going
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to go with that as well. I also think it may have to do
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with I think, deep down you frighten some people because while you're very much
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like a chihuahua drunk on tequila, because you're small and you're cute and you're
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full of tequila, that also makes you a little bit vicious and and I
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think I think that, uh, I think that strikes fear in the hearts
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of some people. And so that's why we keep you very very close.
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Trey, or Chihuahua's vicious, mine's not exactly. See, well, I've
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seen others that that might be, you know, classified as aggressive. Yeah,
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you knew that. That was my college nickname, the party Chiuala,
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because I was too small to be a party animal, so they call me
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Partyuala. I think that's so fitting. You do realize, you do realize,
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Anna though, that uh uh, Daisy Tray's Jihuahua is basically the only
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female he has not driven crazy. I don't believe that. Oh you should
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heart well, I try dating him. Yeah, I want to know do
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you bathe your women like you bathed Daisy, because that was a really cute
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picture that you posted. No, hopefully, and he's someone I dated,
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it's bathed more than Daisy. Then again, if if, if the if
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the women that Tray was dating had dungues the size of daisies, he'd probably
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jump in the dub with him more often. Yeah, and no matter how
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crazy they were, he'd stay with him. That goes without saying anyway,
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we welcome you Anna into the tree I was happy to have you, uh
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for a couple of reasons. One because as we love you too, because
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we're just a little bit of afraid, and also because it's fun to have
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you in here. Because I wanted to. I wanted to put you on
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the spot and ask you a question. Okay, would you want to return
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next week for an episode inside the Treehouse. Let's see how this goes first.
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That's a good answer, that's a really really I would you know?
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Dan, All you have to do is text me or call me or tear
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it can text or call and I will be there if I can. Absolutely,
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Well, we appreciate that. And the reason why I wanted to ask
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you that is because last month we did leading up to the Super Bowl,
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we did shows five days a week, Monday through Friday leading up to the
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Super Bowl, and we called it our Super Stupid Week. Well, that
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seemed to go pretty well. Not only did we enjoy it, but a
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number of listeners enjoyed it as well. And you know, you know us
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and the listeners like it, then by god, we should do things that
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listeners like. So we are doing it again next week. We are doing
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five days a week inside the Treehouse once again, Monday through Friday. Four
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our spring Breakout spring Break in the Treehouse five days a week, Monday through
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Friday, culminating in a live Friday episode right here in the Treehouse. Nice.
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Yeah, I'm kind of excited about it, So I guess I should
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well right now, just water, But next Friday it's probably gonna be tequila,
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hopefully in your honor. Because of all the people that I'm hoping to
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have on next week for guests, you're one of the ones that is most
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well versed in doing live radio. So I was going to ask, if
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you're available, would you want to do the live show on Friday. Absolutely
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absolutely, and because of spring break we will be doing some drinking. Hell
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yeah, the party Chihuahua is back. Yeah, oh man, that makes
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me very very excited. We're also having a sort of a subtitle of next
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Week, So next week is a Treehouse spring Breakout, but I've alternately named
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it Treehouse Gone Wild. I like that. Yeah, So we will be
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promoting that. We were already promoting it now, but I just want everyone
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to put it down in the calendars, mark it down, set some alarms,
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go ahead, and go to your favorite podcasting platform, which, if
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you're hearing this right now, you've pretty much already done that. So tell
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a friend, share the show with a friend who could use it, pick
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me up, and let them know that they can get five days as Stupid
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inside the Treehouse next week Monday through Friday, episodes each day, including Friday,
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which we'll also have a live component, and then once that live show
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is done, we'll turn it around and drop it out of the Treehouse in
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its normal episode fashion that afternoon. Because it's taken decades, but we're kind
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of slick now, not totally slick, just kind of pray you want to
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weigh in on it. On our slickness. Yeah, we're a fine sandpaper.
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Look at it this way. We're not prison slick. We're just Treehouse
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slick. Yeah, that's a lot it does, especially giving some former members
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and hangers on of the show's prison status. It's it's kind of a big
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thing to say around here for those of us that are left. So next
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week, next week, five days a week, Treehouse Spring, Breakout,
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the Treehouse Gone Wild. So be sure to share that with a friend and
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have them find the show Treehouse podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeart YouTube
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and Pandora, and then you can find some other links at Treehouse on Air,
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dot com and the party chohaha. Making an appearance, Yeah that means
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that means that means an an a double shot Friday to Friday. We get
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her twice in one way. Yeah, yeah, lucky me. So the
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other thing I wanted to ask you about, Anna is you just came back
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from Vegas and I saw some of the some of your photos on social media
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and it looked like a great time. You got to do something that I
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now want to do, which is go check out the sphere in Las Vegas,
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because that thing just on clips and things that I've seen on social media.
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It looks amazing, it looks like it's cgi, but it's real,
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and that thing had to be amazing. It was incredible, and I didn't
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know whether I was going to be disappointed because so many people had hyped it
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up. But it was awesome. And my best friend and I have known
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each other since elementary school, and in nineteen eighty three, she and I
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went to go see YouTube for the first time at south Park Meadows and Outdoor
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Venue just south of Austin, and it was when the War album came out,
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and really they didn't have that big of a fan base in the United
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States at the time, so it was like being in a backyard picnic with
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a great band. Plane and ever since then we just fell in love with
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you too, So to be able to experience you two at the Sphere with
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her was awesome. Just the images, the video was so clear, you
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felt like you could touch Bono in the edge. It was just awesome,
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awesome, awesome. Now, the tickets were very expensive, so I had
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to sell a kidney, But other than that, it's really good. I'm
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sorry to hear about your kidney, but the good news is I'm sure they
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were super expensive, but it was worth it for us to be able to
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go to Vegas and have that kind of adventure. And just Bono sounded great.
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Still has the same swagger that he had from nineteen eighty three. The
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Edge. Larry Mullen was in the audience that night that we were there,
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because we were there for the very last show at the Sphere, and Dave
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Grohl was there first, Lady Joe Biden was there. It was it was
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hoppin' wow. I can assume though, that if you had to give up
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a kidney to go to the concert, seeing as your reputation as being the
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Party of Chihuaha, you gave him the bad kidney. Oh absolutely, the
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one that was going to come out sooner or later. Anyway, Yeah,
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that one was on its last. I feel sorry for the person that gets
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it. I have known a couple of people that might have been desperate enough
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to take it. But so Trey, you laughed when Anna said where it
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was? She saw you two first in Austin back in the day. What
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have you done there? Oh? I so back in the day. So
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I worked the beer trucks and for the Budweiser distributor down there, and they
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would have outdoor concerts out there, and it wasn't it was a very raw
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amphitheater like it wasn't like STARplex or anything else. I mean, it really
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was like a field in a stage backyard barbecue, right and that's and but
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when it rained, it was a giant mud pit. And you just really
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haven't lived until you've spent an all all day at an all day concert.
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It culminated with the Black Crows and uh, but just just pushing kegs through
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mud that that was one of the longer days of my life that you know,
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left an indelible memory on. Hence the stript shopping center now dan South
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Park Meadows. There's like a best Buy or TJ max something there. Well,
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you know, pretty soon that's what all of Texas is gonna be.
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We're just going to be connected, like a North Texas DFW is going to
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be connected to Austin, to San Antonio and Houston. Not buy a railway
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that's going to ever be built because they can't figure that out. But instead
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it's going to be connected by one long suburban shopping center that goes across the
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entire state. And there'll be chain restaurants down thirty five all the way from
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Dallas to Austin. Yeah. The good news is though you'll be able to
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walk. It'll take you a couple, you know, a couple of days,
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but you'll be able to walk from let's say, Anna, Texas,
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all the way down to probably you know, Corpus Christy and you'll never get
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wet because you'll stay inside of a Home Goods or an Apple Bees into an
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olive garden into of course Chipotle, pot Belly, Starbucks all the way down
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and then the and then occasionally maybe they'll connect to Bucky's in there. But
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it really is it's it just ye, it's connecting. Do you remember when
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they had those horrible floods in central Texas in the Wimberley area, Dripping Springs
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and San Marcus. You remember that they said it was because they had had
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so much development of these strip shopping centers and apartments and everything that the water
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had nowhere to go because it was all pavement. And before it had it
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could you know, go to rivers or aquifers, and now it's just all
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this pavement. So that's why they have a flooding situation now in central Texas.
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The other thing I'm wondering about is with you just coming back from Vegas.
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That reminded me of one of the most horrific news stories I have heard
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in a real long time, And I'm wondering if your presence in Las Vegas
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and I had anything to do with the man who claims to have been stung
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in the testicles by a scorpion in his hotel room in Las Vegas. So
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I wasn't there. I was at the Venetian briefly after the U two concert,
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but I know nothing about scorpions in beds and scorpions stinging people on the
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testicles, Okay, because I had, I had to. My first thought
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was not that it was you, Anna, but because when I first saw
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the story, I don't think I knew you were in Vegas yet. But
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when I first saw the story about the man being stung in the testicles by
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a scorpion when he was in Las Vegas, my first thought was, really,
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is that true? Or is or did he catch some sort of wild
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Vegas std And that's just the story he came up with when he got home
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to tell his wife it was a scorpion, yes, not a hooker.
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Yeah, that's well. Now, when I heard that story, I thought
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that it was a scam because he apparently like immediately left the hotel. So
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why don't you take the scorpion that's still attached to your nuts? Apparently?
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Why didn't you like grab it and take it down to the concierge and go,
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excuse me, I need to go to the hospital because this just stule
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me. You know, even even for Las Vegas. I think that that
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would have, you know, raised a few eyebrows in the lobby at the
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hotel. Monkey monkey brains with a scorpion attached, Like I'm saying that,
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I think if you're if you're you're working the front desk at that hotel and
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some guy comes down with no pants on or the scorpion dangling from his from
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his bits, I mean, he should have pants on, just his sack
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just hanging out of the front of his Underwe sure that you have a witness
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to it, don't you? How else is he going to get money from
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the hotel a video? The thing is, though, is that's still not
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going to be proof that it's the hotel's fault that he got stung on the
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nut sack by a scorpion, because the lawyers for the hotel could simply say
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that he brought the scorpion in himself as part of a nefarious plot to sue
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the hotel. See, maybe I just think bad of people because I thought
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it's a scam. He's just trying to get money out of the Venetian.
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And maybe it is. But now imagine, as if it's bad enough,
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being this guy or the front desk employee who's having to witness this, Now
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imagine being the tourist who walks into the lobby to check in, and that's
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the first thing you see when you get to Vegas. And what is the
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reaction from a scorpion sting? Do your balls swell up? Yeah? Yeah,
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he's he's Yeah, he's he's swelled up pretty good, Trey. Well,
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maybe it's some ground level marketing for a new attraction. There a new
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attraction in Vegas called Sting with an exclamation point. I'll tell you right now,
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if I get to Vegas and someone approaches me with two tickets to Sting,
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I'm gonna be a little cautious and I'm gonna staying at the sphere.
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That's how big his balls got, as big as a sphere and you have
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to and now you have to make sure that that you're aware of everything.
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You have to keep in mind that just because it's too stick, just because
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it's two tickets to Sting, doesn't necessarily mean it's the singer. Although I
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would like to see testicles on the on the screen at the Sphere, I
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think that's only a matter of time before it happens, only if the scorpions
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dangling from them. I can actually see that in my in my mind,
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and it's both hysterical and terrifying. Okay, so after Sting plays at the
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Sphere, the scorpions, wow, and this is this is your eighties teen
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movie moment. You get the slow clap right there. Bo Roberts is a
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lucky man to have you on Bowing Star. You're listening to The tree House.
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I know you and your wife Carrie your big travelers. You love to
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go out and see the world. I'm assuming you guys have been to Vegas.
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Actually, us two together has not been to Vegas as a couple.
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Both of us have been to Vegas independently our prior lives. Now I'm gonna
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ask you a separate question, and these two will eventually overlap. Have you
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ever been stung by a scorpion? I am been lucky not to have been,
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not to be. No, for one man, those things overlapped in
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one trip. He claims he got stung by a scorpion in Las Vegas in
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his hotel room. In the testicles, so many thoughts. Yeah. I
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don't know about you, Dan, but when I go to a hotel room,
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one of the first things I do is I throw the sheet back and
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I'm trying to look into the covers, and I'm looking underneath at the mattress,
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and I'm looking underneath the pillows, and I'm trying to see if there's
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any dirty marks, because usually most hotels I've ever been and have bright white
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sheets and bright white blankets, and I'm you know, if you see just
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a smidge of anything, you're like, oh, sturdy, sturdy. I
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think if there's any city in the world that you shouldn't just immediately jump into
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bed without looking first, it would be Las Vegas. Yeah. The only
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thing I would never want to do in Vegas probably is take a black light,
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because I don't want to see that, you know, how they say
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ignorance is bliss. I believe it to be true, and I think that
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for ticket and event info is Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com. Tom, that's Dallas
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Dash Comedy Club dot com. I love that you got a quick look at
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Daisy. Two you bring Daisy back up again. See you're saying, so
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now I know she's there. You had the Daisy just Tray's Chihuahua. I
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feel like this is almost like chihuahua meeting chihuahua with Anna and Daisy. She's
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just so precious. I remember when Trey used to bring her up to the
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radio station and just brought so much joy to people. Hi, sweetness,
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look at that. Yes, it's it's really troubling to me that after we
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brought days or after Trey brought Daisy to the radio station, they put rat
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traps out the next day. I thought that was kind of insulting, very
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insulting. Such a good girl, our official mascot Daisy. All right,
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Anna, I have a surprise for you. Since it is the uh Fridday
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episode inside the Treehouse, how would you feel about doing some birthdays? Oh,
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let's do it. I've missed these so much, have you? Because
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I was talking to a police officer friend of mine and he said, he's
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like, man, I do understand all the hate that birthdays get. And
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I don't know if that was like you would announce everybody's birthday, I left
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off some. Because of our new format here, I've I've become more judicious
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as far as which birthdays I read off, and I don't feel compelled to
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go to the bottom of the list anymore. Like if we get something good
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out of it, then I'm done. But it's funny because the birthday thing
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started out with the only reason we did it was because we thought it was
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like a week segment or a week feature that other radio shows would do.
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So we started doing them to make fun of people doing birthdays as a joke,
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and then it would actually then it became ingrained in the show because we
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also got so much random content out of it that we had to keep it.
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So did the birthdays things start with him doing Brokaw? Maybe? I
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don't. I don't even know. It might. I honestly don't know.
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I just know that like it, the whole bit started out with or that
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bit started out with teasing a serious headline, and then and then you know,
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like, oh my god, there's a horrible nuclear meltdown three Mile Island.
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But first birthdays, I just I remember him doing that in the Brokaw
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voice, and birthdays. But I remember is that when you would do the
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birthdays, you would always get content because you would talk about some show that
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they were in or what they were known for, and then you would go
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off on a different tangent, and then you would go back to the birthday
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list exactly. And that's and that's why we still do it in here,
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mainly because it started out as something stupid. We still do stupid things,
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and if we get stupid content out of it, they weren't gonna keep fucking
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doing it. Also, we get to swear in here sometimes. Today is
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fred Day, March eighth, twenty twenty four birthdays today. Celebrating birthdays is
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cat von d She is forty two today. Nick Zano from DC's Legends of
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Tomorrow, he's forty six, James, I don't want your laugh. Van
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Derbeek turns forty seven. He's all. I guess he's best known as Dawson
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from Dawson's Creek, But ever since Varsity Blues, in that horrible, horrible
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Texas accent that he attempted, I just see him as as that person,
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more so than Dawson from Dawson's Creek, which, honestly I have this theory
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as well about Varsity Blues, And have you ever seen Varsity Blues the high
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school fotball movie? So he was supposed to be the weirdo in town,
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right, He's the one that wanted to get out of Texas and go to
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I think it was Brown University. He's going to go to an ivy League
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school. He didn't even need to have the accent, and actually would have
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worked better if he was the only person in the film that didn't have a
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Texas accent. It would have made him stand out more as an outsider in
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this community that he wanted to leave so so much. And I realized I've
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put more, way more thought into Varsity Blues than the producers of Varsity Blues.
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But I thought you didn't want his life because he has so many kids.
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Well that's I guess on a personal level, I would agree with that.
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But that's the line in the movie that is so atrocious. It's like
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he's having this verbal fight with his dad and his dad's are why don't you
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want to be a football star? And James Vanderbeeks, I want to go
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to Ivy League's going to be smart and stuff, and then the line is
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I don't want your life, but that life comes in so handy, you
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know it does. And it's like I said, if he didn't need the
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accent to do it, but he did, and we have it and now
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it's a classic. And today is James Vanderbeek's birthday, so happy birthday to
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him. Freddy Prince Junior turns forty eight today. Also next one, Oh,
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there we go, there's one I wanted. Mickey Dolans from The Monkeys
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turns seventy nine today. I'd like to think that Anna, you probably had
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a Monkey's poster when you were growing up. I had The Monkeys' album and
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I love I think my first crush was on Davy Jones of the Monkeys.
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I like Mickey Dolans because he was funny, but I just kind of like
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just wanted to be his friend. But Davy Jones made my little heart skip
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a beat. Poor poor Mickey, Poor poor Mickey Dolans. He's forever friend
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zoned in as a member of the Monkeys, him and Peter Tors right the
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party. Chiwalla put the monkey in the friend zone. I feel like that's
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a really messed up children's book that needs to be and illustrated, and I
28:55
would like to I would like to nominate sam Jackson. I think Samuel L.
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Jackson should narrate the thing. I think that'd be fair. Oh definitely.
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It could be his follow up to Go the f to Sleep. Also
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celebrating birthday today. After Mickey Dolans, who is seventy nine, you've got
29:15
Susan Clark, she is eighty one. This is where that interesting random content
29:21
from birthday's condor Are you ready? Here we go? Susan Clark, who
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is celebrating her eighty first birthday today. She famously played two roles. The
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first is as Emmanuel Lewis's mom on Webster, but the role that I didn't
29:38
know was also her is the naughty stripper Cherry Forever in Porky's No Wow?
29:51
Yeah? And that boys and Girls is why we do birthdays in the treehouses
29:56
because sometimes we learn little things like that, like Webster's mom was Cherry Forever
30:00
in Porky's And who played Webster's dad? Uh, Alex uh Kraus Karris,
30:14
Alex Kris, Yeah, big guy, big mustache. Were they married in
30:18
real life? She and Alex Karras, I don't know, but I wonder
30:22
if if they weren't. And Alex Carris had to go home and tell his
30:27
actual wife that he's doing a TV show, Uh with the girl that played
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Cherry Forever in Porky's. I bet that was not a fun night in that
30:34
house. And how about that ironic name Cherry Forever for a hooker? M
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hm. You know what it's all about setting expectations and you gotta I think,
30:47
I think you're selling more of a experience than than reality. So then
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the name relieve you. I just it's actually a reminder of what I need
30:57
to do. Is I need to go back and rewatch Porky's. That's one
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of those I try to have a list going of current movies and TV shows
31:04
that I need to watch, because it's so hard to do that these days
31:07
because there's so many platforms and so many shows to try to watch. I
31:11
need to go back and watch the Olden's and Porky's is one I want.
31:12
I want to go back and see you and that is definitely one I I'd
31:15
like to go back, just to see how it holds up, Like,
31:18
is it Like I think I've taught Revenge of the Nerds. It just does
31:22
not hold up and in any fashion, Are you serious? Really it doesn't.
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Well no, here's the problem in it. It holds up from a
31:30
comedic standpoint and from a somewhat a story standpoint of overcoming bullies. But the
31:38
detail stuff is where Revenge of the Nerds gets in some real trouble. I
31:41
mean, you have just all sorts of stereotypes, but then you also have
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you know, at the end of the day, it's a little ray pie.
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Yeah. Basically he sneaks in it. It is it is. I
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mean that's kind of that's how he gets the girl. Yeah, pretend to
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her Saturday night fever. To me. When I watched it the first time,
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I was like, oh, John Travolva, and then the as I
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watched it as an adult, I go, that's very rapy what he did
32:13
to that girl in the back of the car. Saturday Night Fever was the
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second one, right, No, Saturday Night Fever was the first one,
32:22
and Staying Alive was the second one. Okay, I mean, hell,
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go back and I go back and watch other old things, like going back
32:31
and watching the Honeymooners. The punchline a punchline at least once per episode.
32:38
Was was was him making fun of knocking his wife to the moon. Oh
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that's right, all in jest, though, Dan, It was all in
32:49
jest? Was it? Because? I don't know? I mean, I
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feel like maybe maybe their final episode, maybe he actually did it. Finally
32:59
they finally pay it off after so many seasons, he finally, you know,
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took Alice to the moon. Hey, Alex Carris was married to Susan
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Clark forever Cherry. You know what, Alex Carris just moved up my respect
33:13
chart. He got Cherry Forever from Porky's. Good on him. Porky's didn't
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one of their stars just recently die one of the characters. Hmm, that's
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a god. There were so many people. The only the only named person
33:32
I truly recall out of that at the top of my head is Kim Catrol
33:37
Okay, because she was the one. She was the one that was super
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vocal. She was the gym teacher who was super loud when she had sex
33:44
in the whole gym, the whole school heard it. Talk about a dubious
33:47
distinction star of Porky's. Yeah, that is one of those weird Hollywood moments
33:55
where you want to be proud that you finally booked a gig, but then
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you got to go home and tell your parents what the movie is and what
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it's about and what role you're playing. Yeah, if they had had I
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M d B back then and been like, really, hey, it was
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a paying gig. It was a it was a it was a paying gig,
34:14
and at the end of the day, I mean it was It's the
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movies are classic. I mean not everyone can say that they were in a
34:19
classic movie. I mean it's not Academy Award winning classic, but it is
34:25
a comedy classic, that's right. And Hollywood is typically frowned on on comedies,
34:31
especially really really especially ones with bathroom glorys and how many movies can claim
34:42
that, Dan. Honestly, I think it's just the one. Like the
34:45
only other movie I can think of that has a quantico bathroom gloryhole of a
34:50
mainstream film was one of the uh scary movies like the the Scream parodies.
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It was either the first one or the second one. And one of the
35:01
Wayans brothers gets killed by a weenie through the ear of a gloryhole in a
35:06
movie theater bathroom. And then of course there's the the I think it was
35:09
a lifetime television movie, the George Michael Story Glory Hole Forever. Yeah,
35:22
I would imagine that. Yeah, No, I imagine that. It was
35:25
fun trying to come up with the title in that writer's room. Wake me
35:34
up before you go, Wake me up before you blow blow there it is.
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to Vegas, and if so, what's your Vegas recommendation to anyone? Okay,
36:22
I am a Vegas officionado and I actually used to go to Vegas every
36:24
Easter break, spring break, summer break. I love Vegas. I live
36:29
for Vegas, and I have figured out the Vegas cheat code, so we're
36:32
going to totally detour. But there is a website, and God forbid,
36:37
I cannot remember the name of it right now, but I will figure out
36:40
what it's called and what it is is. It's a website where you can
36:44
just put yourself and all of your friends on any VIP list anywhere for anything.
36:50
You can get tickets to see Little John. You can put yourself on
36:52
a VIP access to stadium swim at Circa, which is this huge outdoor pool
36:58
complex with big screen TV and they're always playing football games, et cetera,
37:01
et cetera. But it's outside and in the sun and on a rooftop.
37:05
You can put yourself on the guest list to skip the line to go to
37:08
any nightclub you want to go to. And it took the place of promoters.
37:13
So it used to be back in the day that a promoter would get
37:15
paid twenty bucks for every head they brought into any event because there's so many
37:20
event venues that want to be the big dog in town, and so they
37:23
used to pay these promoters to bring people in. The promoters would get you
37:27
to go by saying, hey, i'll put you on the VIP guest list.
37:29
You'll skip the line because sometimes you wait two hours to get into something.
37:31
I don't do lines. That's not my style. I want to be
37:34
the first one in, and they'll comp drinks sometimes for you. Oh,
37:37
first two hours it's open bar. I could get smashed in two hours,
37:42
you know, like, oh, I'm a lightweight, and you know I'll
37:45
be honest with you. Might be well drinks, but hey they're free.
37:49
And I understand a lot of drinks in Vegas are free. But I don't
37:52
gamble. So if this is my way, if you want to see a
37:54
show, if you want to get in a club, if you want to
37:57
go to a pool party, if you want to go to a concert,
38:01
that is my cheat code. I love Vegas. Now here's what I'll tell
38:05
you. I'm also not into spending extravagant amounts of money. So if anybody's
38:08
looking to go to Vegas right now. The Sahara recently remodeled and is still
38:14
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38:22
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38:28
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38:30
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38:34
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Uh. And I just want to say thanks for hanging out with us
39:42
today in the Treehouse. We appreciate and now we get to look forward to
39:45
next week having you in here again for our Treehouse Gone Wild week, which
39:52
will culminate in a live show on Friday that I've got you booked for for
39:57
Friday. On that live show, I was wondering, Uh, if if
40:01
you have room to be exploited more on your schedule, would you mind doing
40:06
traffic for us next week? Sure? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure
40:13
that Mike put us as the only podcast in the world that has life traffic.
40:21
You should do the traffic report from Saint John on Saint John traffic really,
40:28
you know what, it was kind of bad this morning. I got
40:30
stuck behind a school bus. I mean, yeah, goats in the roadway,
40:35
anything like that. Yes, that's actually a thing. Yep. Actually
40:38
I saw two goats. Saw two goats in the road actually there on the
40:42
side of the road today. But there are times that they'll be laying on
40:45
the road the road road or was that your driveway road? Road? We
40:52
did know soon to be driveway. We do not have, Dan. Dan
40:57
doesn't think he's getting goats. Yeah, sure, Tara does. Tara want
41:04
goats. So there is the goat man. They've been introduced to the goat
41:08
man of Bordeaux Mountain and they live on Bordeau Mountain. So it's just a
41:14
matter of time. So and and if Tara wants goats, you will have
41:19
goats. No, but it's down you will. Oh, let's say it,
41:25
Dan, We're not going to get goats. It's Terra's invinci. I
41:36
can't say it with conviction. Anna, my wife might hear me. Anyways,
41:44
I was so glad to have you in here today. I can't wait
41:46
to have you in here again next week. H one one last thing I
41:52
was gonna throw at you guys before we get out of here. Besides,
41:54
you know, thanking you, Anna and reminding everyone don't forget to tell a
41:59
friend and will be doing the spring breakout Treehouse Gone Wild next week Monday through
42:05
Friday, one show every single day, dropping outside of the Treehouse or out
42:09
of the treos, or should say. And that is a very interesting story
42:15
that actually Trey sent me recently so I can find this real quick. And
42:19
that was about a man who drunkenly rode a horse up to the fifth floor
42:25
apartment to make up with his wife, to which I'm wondering many things,
42:37
not the least of which is that's really taken makeup sex to a whole new
42:40
level when you bring in a horse. Yeah, was a horse going to
42:45
be part of it? The funny thing is, Anna, since I'm no
42:50
longer a employed, responsible broadcaster, I'm just a run a uck podcaster,
42:55
I don't have to worry about researching any of these stories for truth or details.
43:00
I'm just gonna I'm just I'm just living on the headlines. Baby,
43:07
I'm I'm one of the few people that was left in radio that knew what
43:09
the eaes alert was, and that's and how important how tochnically and technically how
43:17
important it is when that strobe light goes out, that you're supposed to do
43:21
something with it and not just ignore it or have them ripped out. Yeah,
43:23
because legally, if you don't do anything, you could be fined.
43:29
And if you know something that you're not supposed to do with that eas test,
43:32
you can be fined. Mm hmmm. I know that you know that
43:37
Trey knows that. Not everybody else. Some people don't know that. But
43:42
that's okay. Traffic on Saint John is really not that bad. I will
43:46
say this. I have yet to see a horse on the road. Now.
43:50
The same can't be said for this man's apartment building. Where was this
43:53
apartment? Uh? I actually hang on, I think I don't want to
43:59
speak out of term and to make sure get this accurate. Now, I
44:00
care about being accurate. See, you can take me out of the responsible
44:05
broadcaster role, but you can't take the responsible broadcaster out of me. Russia.
44:13
This happened in Russia. Russia. Well, now the story makes a
44:16
lot more sense because I'm sure there was vodka involved. Yeah, police in
44:22
Russia are questioning a man who drunkenly rode a horse into an apartment building at
44:27
three am and presented it to his wife to make amends after a fight.
44:31
Oh god, this may have been worse than just makeup sex. He may
44:35
have been trying to invite a whole cuckolding situation. Footage of the bizarre scene
44:43
shows both the large pile of feces the animal left in the building's entrance way
44:49
and the man's many failed attempts to climb on the horse. At one point,
44:55
the man apparently thought better of trying to fit the horse into the l
45:00
to get to his fifth floor apartment and just rode up the stairs instead.
45:05
He was hoping to show up as Prince Charming and make up with his wife?
45:10
How is that going to impress her? Though? Really? Well,
45:15
I mean it's not. I mean, anna, have you ever ridden a
45:16
horse up a stair well? That ain't easy? Well? Yeah, but
45:20
still, at the same time, as a woman, when he shows up
45:22
on the fifth floor with a horse, you're thinking, oh my god,
45:29
do I have to clean up this mess? If he's drunkenly trying to make
45:35
up with you at three am, Yes, he's not going to be the
45:38
one to clean that up. It's going to beat you yet, although we
45:42
need to get back to this brief moment in which you said, yes,
45:44
you have ridden a horse on stairs. No I have not. You said,
45:50
yeah, I've ridden a horse. Then you added on stairs. Okay,
45:57
yeah, well I think I smell bit for the next Bow and Them
46:00
show. Yeah, you can be the second person to ride a horse in
46:07
a radio station. Who was the first person? Who do you think?
46:13
Yeah? Who do you? Who do you think? All of a sudden
46:17
one day and this is this is the God's honest truth at two fifteen before
46:22
at three o'clock show decided he had to ride a horse. And not only
46:27
that, but just like and not only that, but just like the guy
46:30
in Russia. He also was not going to clean up the mess of that
46:32
horse. He was also drunk. See why I wanted to share this story.
46:43
Parallels, the parallels are just so many you can't you can't ignore them.
46:51
All right, Seriously, Anna, thank you for hanging out with us
46:52
inside the treehouse today. We appreciate it. Thank you, and we will
46:57
see you in here one week from today for the fifth day, for the
47:01
fifth day in a row. The live show on Friday inside the Treehouse with
47:07
me Dan Trey Raj hopefully and from the Bow and Them show on lone Star
47:13
ninety two five and in Taharo, and we'll see if we can convince her
47:16
to do a little bit of Friday afternoon traffic from Saint John. If you
47:23
want to come to it from here, that's totally cool. And by the
47:25
way, if anyone feels like riding a horse around traffic for us, we'd
47:30
appreciate that. We will see you next time in the Treehouse.